When I was 5, my mother aborted a little girl. I didn't find out until I was 16. You guys, tell me stories about your little sisters and the cute things they do ;_;

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Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:03:53 2009 No.1875331 [Reply] [Original]

When I was 5, my mother aborted a little girl. I didn't find out until I was 16.

You guys, tell me stories about your little sisters and the cute things they do ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:04:23 2009 No.1875332 My little sister's dating a redneck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:05:23 2009 No.1875338 My redneck dated a little sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:08:23 2009 No.1875349 >>1875331 You knew the gender and your mother got an abortion? I wasn't aware that you could abort that late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:08:23 2009 No.1875350 >>1875338 You shouldn't let them breed with humans. They'll start thinking for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:09:23 2009 No.1875356 My little sister's a redneck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:12:23 2009 No.1875368 >>1875349 Huh. You know what, that's a good question. I'm gonna ask my mom how she knew the next time she calls me.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:13:23 2009 No.1875369

>>1875331
My mother dumped me in an alley when I was an infant, she told my brother that I was aborted BUT I WAS NOT!

I was raised by hobos and they have taught me invaluable urban survival skills that I make use of in my journey to find my long lost nii-san...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:20:23 2009 No.1875384 >>1875369 When did posting on /jp/ become a survival skill?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:21:23 2009 No.1875390 >>1875384 It's a desert out here.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:22:23 2009 No.1875393
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My sister still gets scared at the T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park. Only when it first breaks out, all it's later scenes, and the sequels don't bother her, but when if breaks through the fence, and then attacks Tim and Lex in the truck, she's always on edge. The fact that my dad a few times hid behind the couch time and tapped her on the shoulder with two fingers probably didn't help.

Similar thing happens later on when Muldoon and Ellie leave the bungalow to turn on the power, when they pass by the raptor enclosure, and you see the hole with the spooky music playing, she grabs my arm and shivers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:23:23 2009 No.1875394 When I was 11, my sister died a few weeks before she was supposed to be born. She would be 10 years old by now, if she was still alive. heh...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:23:23 2009 No.1875396 >>1875393 That is so cute <3

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:23:27 2009 No.1875395
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My sister still gets scared at the T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park. Only when it first breaks out, all it's later scenes, and the sequels don't bother her, but when if breaks through the fence, and then attacks Tim and Lex in the truck, she's always on edge. The fact that my dad a few times hid behind the couch and tapped her on the shoulder with two fingers probably didn't help.

Similar thing happens later on when Muldoon and Ellie leave the bungalow to turn on the power, when they pass by the raptor enclosure, and you see the hole with the spooky music playing, she grabs my arm and shivers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:24:23 2009 No.1875397 >>1875384 You gotta know your touhous and VNs man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:24:23 2009 No.1875400 >>1875395 she grabs my arm and shivers hot

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:26:23 2009 No.1875411

My mother was going to have a girl. She died 2 days after she was born... 2 years later she had me.

She told me that if she haven't died propbably I woulnd't have born, since my parent just wanted to have two kids (I have an older sister, 4 years older).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:27:23 2009 No.1875414 >>1875395 How many fucking times did you make her watch Jurassic Park?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:28:23 2009 No.1875416 >>1875411 i guess your parents were unlucky

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:30:23 2009 No.1875421 I have a half-sister that my dad made with another woman after he left me and my mom, but I've never seen her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:31:23 2009 No.1875424 >>1875411 Nice mom you have there. How does knowing that make you feel? Would you have given up being born if it could save your sister?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:32:23 2009 No.1875425

>>1875416
I know that. No need to tell...

at least they won't waste money on expensive clothes and shoes just to realize their daugher is a slut and use drugs. Which is in my kind of view what happen to most of the girls in the economic status my family is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:34:23 2009 No.1875429 >>1875425 Would your Onee-Chan want a little sister instead of you? if so i am so sorry. you should be treated better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:35:23 2009 No.1875435 >>1875429 My sister is well endowed and cosplays and now I'm a bit edgy thanks to 4chan.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:36:01 2009 No.1875436
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>>1875414
Hell if I know. I've been watching it since before she was born, and I first showed it to her when she was five.

Big mistake on my part, back then, the raptors actually scared her, and my parents were on my back about how it was too scary.

I also showed her Night of the Living Dead when she was nine, and this past New Years Eve we watched Dawn of the Dead with our cousin. The first one scared her, but then again, we were the only two home and all the lights were out. She took the second one better, but still covered her eyes during the eating scenes, and cried when Roger died.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:36:23 2009 No.1875437 >>1875435 protect your big sister. she is on the road to ruin.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:36:23 2009 No.1875438

>>1875424
Actually I feel kind undifferent. If I haven't been born, well... there not a lot to think about since I wouldn't exist. I have weird existentialism beliefs, so I don't like to think about it that much.

And probably... no. Life is life, I won't give it up just because she died. Actually doctors said she was going to be sick for the rest of her life if she survived.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:39:23 2009 No.1875445 >>1875429 I will ask her next time I see her. You actually make me curious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:39:58 2009 No.1875448 File: 105 KB, 1255x851, untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how fitting...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:40:23 2009 No.1875450 God damn it, I want to hug some of you anons. When you talk about your lives, it's almost always something depressing. Why does /jp/ attract so many lonely guys with horrible pasts?

Anonymous of Spain !cE/HDU9md6 Tue Jan 6 07:42:23 2009 No.1875461

Wakes me up if I oversleep, raises the blinds, hands me my glasses
Tells me to shave my face so that it doesn't itch when she kisses me
Asks me all the time to play with her because nobody else in the house will
Likes old adventure games like Monkey Island or Broken Sword, we're playing Grim Fandango now
Asks me to help her read her children books because she can't recognize all the letters yet
Asks me to "download movies from the computer"
Sometimes asks me to unbutton her clothes or zip up her boots because she's too lazy
When my family and I go out for a walk or whatever, she grabs my hand all the time
She asks me to take her to Japan when she's older so we can get her a giant Totoro plush
Yesterday she was extremely proud and happy that she won a match in Soul Calibur IV
Asks for goodnight kisses when she goes to bed
There are too many things to list really, but in short, little sisters are awesome if you treat them well
She's 6, so all of this will probably change drastically when she hits bitchy puberty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:43:23 2009 No.1875463 >>1875450 Because I feel comfortable in 4chan. Other forums wouldn't even touch subjects like this.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:44:23 2009 No.1875470

>>1875411

Similar story for me, actually - though it was more than one occasion if I recall correctly. My mom somewhat neglected to birth like 3 or 4 before me, for one reason or another. And given that she was then in a country with very strict birthing regulations, I guess I really won the lottery by managing to make it out of the womb. Not so lucky for those (who could've been) before me, but... it's fate, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:44:23 2009 No.1875472 >>1875461 ;_____; On a side note, spanish girls are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:44:23 2009 No.1875473 >>1875461 Well, good luck with that. Mine's twelve, but still nice. I'll just have to wait and see how her teen years go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:45:23 2009 No.1875474 >>1875461 I hope you know how lucky you are

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:45:23 2009 No.1875475

>>1875448
Shit, how the hell did that happen? I didn't mean to reply to >>1875429.

>>1875437
Specifically from what though? She's in High School now and hasn't done any drugs or anything like that so I think she'll be fine. If it's getting attention from losers then I'm way ahead of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:45:23 2009 No.1875476 >>1875450 brofist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:46:23 2009 No.1875478 >>1875450 because Anonymous is both anyonmous and ronery. and remember /jp/ was the board which once held an epic thread about your sister catching you masturbating, possibly intentionlly, and the mods deleted it and handed out bannings

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:46:23 2009 No.1875483 >>1875461 >She's 6, so all of this will probably change drastically when she hits bitchy puberty Yes, yes it will. Why can't they stay like that longer? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:48:23 2009 No.1875486 >>1875483 because nobody likes growing old

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:54:23 2009 No.1875512

>>1875486
Speaking of that, Hook is still one of the best childrens movies ever. Dug out my old toy hook with the two extra blades and a couple plastic swords, and my sister and I had an epic sword fight. Everything went fine until I fell down the stairs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:54:23 2009 No.1875516 >>1875472 Fuck that shit.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:59:23 2009 No.1875525 I don't have one but sometimes I look out my window and I see schoolgirls walking home if I see some cute ones I whip out my binoculars for a closer look

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:01:23 2009 No.1875530

>>1875525
I usually just sit in a dark room facing the school and street and wait for a cute girl to pass by while slowly masturbating and looking out of the crack of the blinds. Sometimes they'll be wearing skirts or short shorts and I get a really good look at their legs. Somehow though, I prefer their ponytails to any part of their bodies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:01:23 2009 No.1875533 >>1875525 >binoculars Do you really want to be a pedophile?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:03:23 2009 No.1875538 Fuck you, do you not know how sad these imouto threads make me? For reasons beyond me i always think i mightve grown up to be an outstanding man if i woulde had brothers and/or sisters. Anyone to play with basically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:04:23 2009 No.1875541 >>1875538 You have us :3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:06:23 2009 No.1875552 >>1875538 Growing up as an only child usually makes you socially retarded. So it's no wonder you ended up here, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:09:23 2009 No.1875559 >>1875533 Do you want to be a millionaire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:09:23 2009 No.1875560 >>1875538 I have and older brother and just ended up ignoring him. It probably wouldn't have turned out any different.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:09:23 2009 No.1875563 >>1875552 Yeah that single child thing was pretty shithouse FUCK YOU COMMUNISM FUCK YOU If I ever get a waifu i'm making sure we have 3 children

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:10:34 2009 No.1875567 File: 25 KB, 826x193, iwannabetheguy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1875533 Do you really want to be the guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:11:23 2009 No.1875572 >>1875525 >>1875530 One of these days, 4chan is going to be on the news...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:13:23 2009 No.1875576 >>1875572 Didn't it have been already in them several times?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:13:23 2009 No.1875577 >>1875552 Moving residences constantly doesn't help either. Which is what happened to me. Don't know how bad it would be if both happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:13:23 2009 No.1875578 File: 15 KB, 275x300, slowpoke.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1875572

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:14:23 2009 No.1875581 >>1875576 INTERNET HATE MACHINE HACKERS ON STEROIDS THEY THREATEN TO KILL AND RAPE MY FAMILY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:14:23 2009 No.1875582 >>1875552 Yeah, and being from a single parent home that moved atleast once every two years propably helps, too. I propably inherited this shit from my mother, so the only reasonable thing left to do now is to rape her and finally have my imouto!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:14:23 2009 No.1875585 >>1875533 Do you want to be, the very best?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:15:23 2009 No.1875589 >>1875585 like no one ever was?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:17:23 2009 No.1875598 >I propably inherited this shit from my mother, so the only reasonable thing left to do now is to rape her and finally have my daughter! fix'd Name her Antigone for the lols

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:18:23 2009 No.1875600 >>1875572 They mentioned 4chan on TV at least 2 times already, silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:19:23 2009 No.1875604 >>1875589 TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:19:23 2009 No.1875605 >>1875331 My mother aborted 3 potential onee-sans before giving birth to me;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:19:23 2009 No.1875608 I'm a bit of an ass to my two half sisters. I think they're like 9 or something. I don't see them much anyway, only when I visit my mother every few days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:19:25 2009 No.1875603 File: 482 KB, 750x932, 122951043dd2a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anon doesn't deserve a little sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:20:23 2009 No.1875611 My sisters say they hate me and just finished yelling at me when I left my room momentarily to get a drink.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:21:09 2009 No.1875612
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My 10 year old little sister is really hyper and always wants to play around. She's basically an asian version of Ilya, except younger and more innocent. Always pokes fun at me, teases me and even makes fun about how I'm 24 and have no girlfriend and still live with the parents, but she does it in an innocent way. Really love her a lot, she was one of the biggest reasons I didn't commit suicide years ago when I realized that I was going to be ronery and alone for the rest of my life.

She's going to grow up one day, unfortunately, and I cringe at the thought of her growing up into another one of those normal, materialism-obsessed whores on TV. And already she's having some really violent mood swings from time to time, which will probably get worse as she becomes a teenager. So I try to enjoy it while it lasts, she wants me to pick her up after school tommorow and loves clinging to my arm like this as we walk home. I want to be as nice to her as possible, hopefully me being a nice bro will dampen any potential teenage-angst rebellion bullshit that usually develops later on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:21:23 2009 No.1875613 I found out i have an step little sister. She is an 6 years old loli. When i first saw her i was like HHHHHNNNGGGGGG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:21:23 2009 No.1875617 >My mother aborted 3 potential onee-sans before giving birth to me;_; You mom is such a slut Can you introduce me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:21:39 2009 No.1875616 File: 201 KB, 837x1200, ChokottoS.V01.Ch00.014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1875603 But I was a good boy back when I wished for one.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:23:23 2009 No.1875624
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My 10 year old little sister is really hyper and always wants to play around. She's basically an asian version of Ilya, except younger and more innocent. Always pokes fun at me, teases me and even makes fun about how I'm 24 and have no girlfriend and still live with the parents, but she does it in an innocent way. Really love her a lot, she was one of the biggest reasons I didn't commit suicide years ago when I realized that I was going to be ronery and alone for the rest of my life.

She's going to grow up one day, unfortunately, and I cringe at the thought of her growing up into another one of those normal, materialism-obsessed whores on TV. And already she's having some really violent mood swings from time to time, which will probably get worse as she becomes a teenager. I want to be as nice to her as possible, hopefully me being a nice big bro will dampen any potential teenage-angst rebellion bullshit that usually develops later on. So I try to enjoy it while it lasts, I spoil her a lot and she wants me to pick her up after school tommorow and loves clinging to my arm like this as we walk home. :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:25:23 2009 No.1875630 My friend's little sister used to really like me Every time I went over to his house she would be jump all over me (in a platonic manner) and pulling my hair and giggling and stuff Then she hit puberty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:27:23 2009 No.1875634 >Then she hit puberty. Do continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:29:23 2009 No.1875636 >>1875624 How can you be 24 and your little sis be 10 Your mom must be like, fertile as the Nile river delta

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:33:23 2009 No.1875642 >>1875613 oh yeah, forgot to mention, I found out about this half little sister about 2 days ago. HHHNNNGGGGG

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:34:23 2009 No.1875643

>>1875634
Then she hit puberty. That was when she realized that anonymous was nowhere as good looking as most boys, and kind of chubby to boot. Encounters with her from then on consisted of a quick sideways glance, just long enough for her to acknowledge my existence.

;__;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:38:23 2009 No.1875657 >>1875636 That's not too weird. I'm 20 and my brother's 8 now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:45:23 2009 No.1875672 I've recently found out that my little "sis" has AIS. I feel confused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:47:10 2009 No.1875680 File: 121 KB, 600x600, sadrumia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1875643 The tragedy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:48:23 2009 No.1875682 My little sister is 16 and watches a fuckton of mecha anime. She hates nearly all shojo, and the only shonen she can stand is One Piece. She hates the idea of romance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:51:23 2009 No.1875689 >>1875682 the only shonen she can stand is One Piece Me too! Introduce me! >>1875643 Oh God ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:51:23 2009 No.1875690 >>1875689 >Me too! Introduce me! Over my dead body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:54:23 2009 No.1875694 >>1875690 But Anonymous is an affluent, successful young man the likes of which any girl would be lucky to have :\

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:54:23 2009 No.1875696 >>1875672 She has an Automatic Identification System?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:58:11 2009 No.1875700 File: 116 KB, 480x480, 1230911493359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1875603 shit was so cash seriously you're missing out you guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:00:23 2009 No.1875705 >>1875700 God damnit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:00:23 2009 No.1875706 >>1875552 Of course, having a little sister isn't a guarantee you'll be socially adept either. Why can't I be normal? ;_;

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:05:23 2009 No.1875724

I found out that while I was gone, my sister was browsing 4chan. Found this out by noticing that the URL bar when I haven't been on for a week and cleared my cache beforehand references boards like /h/, /d/, /e/, /u/. And she one time I caught her watching Bible Black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:06:23 2009 No.1875726 >>1875694 I'm an Anonymous and you don't see girls throwing themselves at me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:06:23 2009 No.1875728 >>1875700 Sons of bitches pig Americans, stop ruining my favorite manga

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:07:23 2009 No.1875730 >>1875728 I didn't know titty monster was from a manga xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:08:23 2009 No.1875732 >>1875726 Of course not, you are too good at being anonymous for me to notice you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:09:23 2009 No.1875736 >>1875732 Point taken. But my post still stands. None of you are going anywhere near my mecha animu obsessed little sister if I can help it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:11:23 2009 No.1875740 >>1875736 I wouldn't let my little sister near any anime-related thing. I would have to slap her too much when she became a disgusting fat yaoi fangirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:14:23 2009 No.1875747 >>1875740 My sister's kinda average in weight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:21:23 2009 No.1875758 hello

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:22:23 2009 No.1875761 Is it just me or are the threads not bumping?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:24:23 2009 No.1875765 >>1875761 Not bumping for me either

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:24:23 2009 No.1875766 >>1875761 kind of

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:25:23 2009 No.1875773

>>1875740
Sometimes I wonder if I am a terrible brother, because my sister doesn't really seem to have many hobbies of her own. They all seem to be "inherited" from me. I got her into old sci-fi and monster movies, I got her into dinosaurs (well, fiction anyway, as far as she cares, the fact that they actually existed doesn't matter), she likes playing Atari and NES games with me, SNES on just has a small assortment of things she likes. Definitely a fan of the old school.

She still keeps a couple of her dolls thanks to being treasured childhood toys, but after she was six, she mostly played with my action figures. She had a really unhealthy obsession with my old 80's WWF figures for a couple years. As far as anime and such goes, she sometimes watches my stuff with me, but otherwise has no active interest in it.

About the only thing she's really been into on her own are Disney movies, but even there, that was thanks to me, and doesn't much care for most of the stuff after The Lion King.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:33:23 2009 No.1875801 It's all fun and games until they become vacuous teenage whores, filling the void in their soul with fashionable consumption and frivolous sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:48:23 2009 No.1875832 >>1875624 That's pretty much me and my eight year old sister. God I don't want to imagine her grown up. Scares the shit out of me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:58:23 2009 No.1875856 >>1875832 You should just get a loli girlfriend then.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:05:23 2009 No.1875871

I've had a little sister about 3 years younger than me. We've never gotten along once in our lives whatsoever, and now that i've turned into a jobless schoolless terminally ill NEET loser, i'm pretty sure she hates me. Those kind little sister things made me honestly jealous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:11:23 2009 No.1875898 >>1875871 >terminally ill I'm sure lots of people have a fetish for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:12:23 2009 No.1875899 >>1875871 3 years is too close for a little sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:14:23 2009 No.1875906 >>1875871 What ails you, fellow anon?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:17:23 2009 No.1875919

My 8 year old sister plays games with my gaming group on game nights. Sometimes she either loses interest or gets too tried to continue playing, and other times the game ends because everyone is more interested in playing with my little sister. However, she is prone to doing things like falling asleep under the table, in my lap, in my wife's lap, her older sister's lap, or my older sisters' lap. Other times she will actually make it back to either her room or my room and fall asleep there.

She also will come in and ask to sleep with me and my wife at least once a week due to not being able to sleep. My older sister does this too, and I have yet to figure out a good way to break either of them of it besides locking our door.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:18:23 2009 No.1875923

>>1875906
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paroxysmal_nocturnal_hemoglobinuria

Pretty much ruined my life. It makes me really fucking prone to blood clotting and it completely shot my stamina which made me leave my room a lot less, so i slowly became a social and emotional wreck, and eventually just became a NEET. My sister hates me for it because my parents had to go through a lot of shit for me at the hospital and that was attention she wasn't getting. Hooray.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:20:23 2009 No.1875928 >>1875923 >red urine Cool, I'd give it to lolis and call it kool-aid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:25:23 2009 No.1875949 >>1875919 >She also will come in and ask to sleep with me and my wife at least once a week due to not being able to sleep. My older sister does this too wait what

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:26:23 2009 No.1875953 >>1875919 You're married and your OLDER sister wants to sleep with you and your wife..? and >> the game ends because everyone is more interested in playing with my little sister hmm...

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:27:23 2009 No.1875957

>>1875923
I think you should speak to your sister about it. You just lay in bed, under the sheets and looking exhausted (I figure you look exhausted all the time anyway), tell her you understand she's angry for you stealing your parents' attention, but that she should understand how you feel, with your illness and all. She should give in and feel bad for hating you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:28:23 2009 No.1875959 >>1875953 We all used to sleep in the same bed when we were children, she never was able to break herself of the habit.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:28:23 2009 No.1875961

>>1875923
What a fucking whore. You know what? Man the fuck up. What makes you think you should take all that shit just because your 3 years younger sister didnt get the new thongs from Hot Topic back then? Or because she didnt get to eat at Mc Donalds that one night? Fuck snottynosed, spoiled bitches like her. And fuck you too, who lets their fat, yaoi obsessed younger sister run over them like that? Man the fuck up, and shut that bitch down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:29:23 2009 No.1875965 >>1875957 >She should give in and feel bad for hating you. Somehow Kaere from Shuffle comes into my mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:29:23 2009 No.1875966 >>1875959 That's... that's... just fucked up in a strangely erotic way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:30:23 2009 No.1875967 >>1875959 stick it in one night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:30:23 2009 No.1875968 >>1875961 He won't manage to do anything acting violently.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:33:23 2009 No.1875982

>>1875957
A lot of it is just because i'm a bitter motherfucker. She barely gives me any time of day and when she does she just treats me (and my parents too, a lot of times) like dirt, but I think she understands that somewhere down there. She cried when I said I was leaving high school.

>>1875961
Meh. I barely even see her anymore, seeing as she's always out with friends and boyfriends or whatever. At this point I just don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:34:23 2009 No.1875983 >>1875968 Who said anything about violence? Besides, hes most likely physically unable to choke a bitch. Im just saying, shes a spoiled brat and should be brought down to earth.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:36:23 2009 No.1875989

Having onee-sans sucks. In the end, there's no way to guide them along a good path. The youngest of them visited just now and I'm realizing more and more how incredibly dull she is. All she does is talk about her job as at some service desk, or her normalfag friends. suddenly got depressed as hell when she came over. The oldest one is a bit less dull, but she's not particularly interesting either.

To the few onee-san fans out there, unless she likes to see boys in female clothes (she doesn't), it will just be a bother.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:40:23 2009 No.1875995

>>1875989
You mean they aren't all into things like sci-fi/fantasy/horror, practice with a rifle, do wood/metal work, and participate in all sorts of /tg/ activities? I hope my youngest sister doesn't change, she's still at that cute stage where they look up to you and want to participate in the same activities and dress in the same clothes you used to dress in.

>>1875982
No, but my wife and I have tried having all kinds of sex while she was there to get her to stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:41:23 2009 No.1875998 >>1875995 Get out of here, you unvirgin!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:42:23 2009 No.1875999 >No, but my wife and I have tried having all kinds of sex while she was there to get her to stop. I would have to request some of that details on exactly what kind she tried. And your sister's reactions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:44:23 2009 No.1876003 Assuming you're both in your twenties at least, your sister's been sleeping in the same bed as you since you were kids? And still does now that you're wife is in there? What is this I don't even

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:46:23 2009 No.1876014

>>1875995
I don't care that much if they're into exactly the same stuff as me, I just wish they could be somewhat interesting. The kind of people you'd enjoy having conversations with even if you didn't have much in common. But it is to be expected, since the average person is boring, and since I had practically no influence over their lives when they were raised, coincidences judged them to a life of averageness.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:47:23 2009 No.1876017

>>1875989
At least you seem close to yours, that's a luxury I never had with mine. We're still friendly toward each other, but I never really got to know her. And there's not much of a chance now, seeing as she's been happily married for years now and will probably soon be focused on a family of her own.

Oh well, maybe I'll luck out and wind up with a niece.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:48:23 2009 No.1876021 >>1875999 Anal, oral, vaginal, mutual masturbation, watching each other masturbate, bondage, and foot sex. Her reaction is usually to just go to sleep or pretend to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:49:23 2009 No.1876024 >>1876003 The sister in question is 30 and does it at least once or twice a month.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:51:23 2009 No.1876032 >Her reaction is usually to just go to sleep or pretend to She's masturbating to the sound you and your wife are making. Also, your wife is jealous of her, which is pretty moe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:54:23 2009 No.1876039 >>1876032 In more ways that one. She's also jealous of the fact that my sister actually has a chest, where as she is pretty flat.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:54:23 2009 No.1876040

>>1876017
Whether knowing them well is a good thing depends on how much you really care about them. I would be happy if they just lived interesting lives, even if I didn't know them that well.

But I think I have a cute cousin-in-law over in Italy. A sweet, young girl raised by a rich Italian family. Fuck yes, I'm just gonna need an excuse to travel there and get involved in that family.

Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. Tue Jan 6 10:57:23 2009 No.1876051

My little sister is afraid of the dark, and would often cling to me in dark places.
My little sister loves to enter my room and talk about random things.
My little sister often hugs and kisses me out of the blue, telling me she loves me. She also kisses me good night and good morning.
My little sister parties with me in MMOs.
My little sister watches me play Persona 4 and bugs me to go max all the links already.
My little sister begs me to burn her some DVDs.
My little sister tries to help me cook, but often just does something clumsy.
My little sister always attaches herself to me whenever the family goes somewhere.
My little sister always tries to pass dishwashing duty to me, but I'm too smart for that.
My little sister falls asleep in my arms.
My little sister is almost 13. I wonder how much longer she's going to be my little sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:01:23 2009 No.1876076 >>1876051 and how many years separate you two? 11?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:04:23 2009 No.1876084

My sister and I fought as if to the death but then again we were 2 years apart, me being the eldest. Then in the teenage years we generally avoided each other. In adulthood it's been a 180 and she's rather clingy when she's home from college.

I would of liked to have a younger sister separated by close to a decade, but I suppose I got pretty lucky with my sister considering many of the others who just separated permanently.

>>	Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. Tue Jan 6 11:06:23 2009 No.1876089 >>1876076 9.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:07:23 2009 No.1876095 >>1876084 What does your sister think of the fact you're a worthless 2D-loving NEET?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:19:23 2009 No.1876140 >>1875563 Is china breeding a race of closet NEETs?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:21:23 2009 No.1876150

>>1876095
She teases me about it every now and then. Her boyfriends used to get 'bonus points' if they could hold a conversation with me. Then she 'got sick' of men and went full lesbian. She found out that was twice the bitch and none of the dong and is leaning towards 'bi' as of late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:21:23 2009 No.1876151 >>1876140 Mostly spoiled normalfags Some NEET

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:54:23 2009 No.1876388 >>1875461 be my oniichan :o

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:13:23 2009 No.1876586 >>1876150 Lesbian older sister who pretends to sleep in your room just to watch you having sex with your flat wife? I don't even need to tell you what to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:19:23 2009 No.1876602 >>1875461 There you go making me jealous again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:23:23 2009 No.1876608 >>1876586 I think you have two people mixed up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:28:23 2009 No.1876617 >Anonymous of Spain !cE/HDU9md6 I only wish I could be there when she finds out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:29:23 2009 No.1877004 >>1876051 >I wonder how much longer she's going to be my little sister. Probably not much longer, be extremely nice to her at this critical point!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:40:23 2009 No.1877044 I would have had twin sisters one year younger than me if they weren't aborted but I'm glad because if they were alive they'd be Mexican

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:51:23 2009 No.1877063

>>1875369
My mother dumped me in an alley when I was an infant, she told my brother that I was aborted BUT I WAS NOT!

I was raised by hobos in west Philadelphia and they have taught me invaluable urban survival skills that I make use of in my journey to find my long lost nii-san and then my hobos got scared and sent me to my uncle and aunti in bel air!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:54:23 2009 No.1877074 >>1877063 Then you murdered your parents for abandoning you, which caused your brother to go on a journey of revenge that still continues to this very day.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:15:23 2009 No.1877165

I feel I need to post before this thread dies. Don't know if it's still about this, I haven't had the time to read it all yet.

I was supposed to have a twin sister. She died at birth, and I lived. I constantly try to forget it. I wonder how my life would have been with a twin sister ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:16:23 2009 No.1877172 >>1877165 Forgot to remove my sage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:19:29 2009 No.1877189 >>1877165 Oh you poor thing. gives you a hug There, there...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:26:40 2009 No.1877215 Most of the girls I know are built like a little sister anyway. Still sucks that they aren't 10 years younger ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:14:41 2009 No.1878279 >>1877165 ... Nii-chan! I'm not Mexican! I wasn't aborted, either!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:16:12 2009 No.1878289 I have never raged harder at a thread on 4chan. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:51:16 2009 No.1878468 >>1877215 1. Get them to wear school uniforms for you. 2. Take pictures. 3. Post pictures here.

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