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Sunny Sanae is here to save the day!

>> No.18736296
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18736296

Perfection like this shouldn't exist!

>> No.18736352
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>>18736296
We are too blessed that it does. Rejoice, for she is risen!

>> No.18736374
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>>18736352
When I feel bad, all I have to do is to think about Sanae to feel great again!

>> No.18736379

I love Sanae!

>> No.18736391

>>18736379
I love her too!
Will her role in WaHH become more important? I hope so!

>> No.18736548

>>18736374
My life as a worthless NEET may be depressing, but Sanae is always there to make me feel better. She's so wonderful!

>> No.18737023
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18737023

>>18736548
Sanae would want you to be a NEET, she would want you to find fulfillment in life!
You should go to the Moriya Shrine and pray, religion is there to guide those who are lost after all.

And if you don't want to do it for yourself, do it for Sanae!

>> No.18737032

>>18736247
Sanae is my favorite playable character
Her dialogues are the funniest

>> No.18737211

Think of Summer and running in breezy clothes, while after or meanwhile you sprinkle yourself with cold water for refreshment! This is what Sanae means!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjBHaQ8LH3c

>> No.18737239

>>18736247
She belongs to us, you can't have her!

>> No.18737273

>>18737211
Sanae is the feeling of seeing your enemies scattered before you, their cities reduced to ashes and rubble, and their children and wives reduced to tears and lamentation.

>> No.18737279

>>18737032
Yes, i love her dialogue in UFO extra stage!

>> No.18737977
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18737977

Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao

>> No.18737994
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18737994

The mountain goddess is cute and elegant

>> No.18738864

Sanae likes to ingest man-Creme 24/7

>> No.18739027

>>18736247
Sanae a cute!
I love Sanny!

>> No.18739613

I had a dream about Sanae
WTF love Sanae now!

>> No.18739622

>>18739027
>>18739613
Sanae is a fucking slut.

>> No.18739635

>>18738864
this guy gets it

>> No.18739731

>>18739622
Ok ok i get it now.
Never post it again 'please"

>> No.18740088

>>18736247
Sanae ran Team Mint into the ground.
Dead fucking last.

So much for a miracle. Some hope she was.

>> No.18743178
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>> No.18744946
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>> No.18745214

>>18739731
No.
I'll keep reminding you that she's a slut until you undeniably say she's a slut in every slut thread you go to 'Kudasai"

Sanae. Is undoubtedly a slut who deserves to be fucked at every hour of the day by multiple people at once

>> No.18745225
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>>18745214
That's fine, you can spend your free time spreading lies nobody will believe.

>> No.18745462

>>18745225
Suck may dick dude.
It takes less than 3 seconds to type that segment. I'm not wasting my time, you're wasting yours.
Keep posting that slut you call a Moriya Shrine Maiden,

>> No.18746219

Where're my Yukari threads?

>> No.18746303
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I want to be friend with Sanae!

>> No.18746690

>>18746303
Woah, Sanae x Hatate yuri. Rare find.

>> No.18746708

>>18746219
The slut named Sanae sucked multiple anons dicks just to get them down -11 by speeding the board up by posting many threads with no value across teams.

>> No.18748566

>>18746708
Sanae-sama wouldn't suck your tiny /r9k/ purityfag dick in a million years.

>> No.18748630

>>18748566
>/r9k/
I don't even browse that board. I haven't even been there.
>purityfag
So you like used goods. Okay.
>dick in a million years.
She already did dude. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, not sorry.
Also, no shit. She won't even be alive in a million years.

You sound mad anon.
I'm just here to remind the masses that Sanae is the /jp/ bike and slut by definition.
Use her all you wish, or miss out and become a wizard. Either is fine by me.

>> No.18748899

>>18748630
lol

>> No.18748913

>>18746708
That's why people is hating Yukari.

>> No.18748960

the stupid fucking slut

>> No.18748998

I want Sanae to save me from my hikikomori ways!

>> No.18749025

>>18736391
Same, i want her in the next game too!

>> No.18749054
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>>18749025
The next game will be a Moriya Shrine spin-off Game!

>> No.18749525

>>18749054
Nope. She'll fall an extra two spotthis and next year.

>> No.18749590

>>18749525
Lies.

>> No.18750306
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>>18748630

>> No.18751121
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18751121

Here is your Sanny, bro.

>> No.18751168

>>18751121
Chanae

>> No.18751184

>>18751121
This Sanny looks suspicious. Undercover at the Hakurei shrine?

>> No.18751417

>>18751121
That Gensokyan fashion sense

>> No.18751536

>>18751121
Player 3 Sanae

>> No.18752522

I'm feeling exceptionally depressed and hopeless today, but Sanae is still here to brighten my life.

>> No.18753142

>>18751121
Player 1 Sanae is still cute

>> No.18753825 [SPOILER] 
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18753825

Here is your Sanae, bro.

>> No.18754053
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18754053

That's a little bit embarrassing though!?

>> No.18754066

>>18754053
I wish Kanako was my mommy.

>> No.18754121

>>18754066
She can't be your mommy but she can be your goddess

>> No.18755035
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>> No.18755043

>>18754121
*slut

>> No.18755057

>>18755035
why are aunn and sanny so cute.

>> No.18755166

>>18755057
Big heads compared to their body size

>> No.18757323

https://twitter.com/furui_1111/status/981582651214581760

S A N N Y

>> No.18757390

>>18757323
I wish this guy would stick to weird mind control scenarios.

>> No.18757451

>>18753825
Thanks dude. I'm going to make it today with Sanae.

>> No.18757458

>>18757323
I love it when my chinpo noclips through Sanae's cunny and straight into her womb

>> No.18757538

Oh my.

https://twitter.com/a_to_z/status/981539608147107840

>> No.18758268

>>18757538
cute

>> No.18758283
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18758283

>>18757538
That's a lot of Sannies

>> No.18758315

>>18736247
Sanae is a growing girl!

>> No.18758322
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>>18758315
We need to make sure she eats her veggies so she could grow up big and strong!

>> No.18758373
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18758373

>>18758322

>> No.18758489

>>18758373
>>18758322
stop

>> No.18758563

>>18736247
How much for a night with Kanako
Unused goods and younger than suwako? Gee. What a deal.

>> No.18758573

>>18758373
Keep going

>> No.18758584
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18758584

I wish I were friends with a wind goddess.

>> No.18758608

>>18758489
>>18758573
I just want to say if you keep getting Sanae addicted to sex, she will get fat from being lazy and hedonistic. Don't make Sanae fat from sexual hedonism!

>> No.18758619

>>18758584
Kanako is a call away.
Give her a call.
Not sanae though. She'll just suck your dick dry as long as you're there then move to someone else when she heads off for "business"

Kanako is really nice. You should really call her anon.
Go ahead and call. Call Kanako.

>> No.18758637

>>18758608
Invalid.
She's already addicted to sex and she has a small amount of fat

>>18758373
Keep going.

>> No.18758676
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>>18758619
I can't help but read this post with this guy's voice.

>> No.18759086

>>18757538
cute Sannies!

>> No.18759186

How much genetic material do Sanae and Froppy have in common if they're 80 generations apart?

>> No.18759267
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Sanae is beautiful!
A marvelous shrine maiden!
Noble and Worker!
An excellent person with a gold heart!
Express your love and devotion for she!!!

>> No.18759625
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18759625

>>18759267
Best miko

>> No.18759653
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>>18759186
About the same amount as the average Turk now does with their Seljuk ancestors in the past.

>> No.18762263

The fact I will never meet a girl as amazing as Sanae in real life hurts me to my core.

>> No.18762364
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>> No.18762373

>>18762364
Where is Sanae?

>> No.18762851

>>18762373
There is no sanae, only protagonists

>> No.18762895

>>18762851
THIS IS A SANAE THREAD

>> No.18763326
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>>18762895
This is a Yukari thread

>> No.18763723

You know what, Sanae. I'm sorry for all the mean things I said to you. I guess I take it a little too personally when people comment about my shirt.

>> No.18763739

>>18763723
Your shirt sucks. Give me your lunch money nerd

>> No.18764086
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Marrying with Sanae

>> No.18766326

>>18762364
I wish I could have some drinks with Marisa and Reimu.
Also I need to remember to buy beer tomorrow.

>> No.18766746

>>18766326
But not Yukari?

>> No.18769804
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Do you like what you see?

>> No.18769875

>>18758676
Dancing is forbidden!

>> No.18771501

>>18769875
They're RUINING THE GAME!

>> No.18771861

>>18766746
If it were only Yukari I would feel a bit insecure.
Maybe she would start eating me as a snack.
With Marisa and Reimu there I wouldn't have to worry a bit.

>> No.18772543

I wish Sanae was my girlfriend who would playfully bully me. That would be great.

>> No.18777207
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Sanae is my big wife.

>> No.18777255

>>18777207
She is MY wife

>> No.18777306

>>18777255
No, She is mine.

>> No.18777330

>>18777306
"Sanae is my wife," I post from my sumafo-n in bed while spooning with Sanae under the sheets. Her hair smells so pretty!

>> No.18777455

>>18759267
I love WaHH Sanae!

>> No.18777596

>>18777455
WaHHnae!

>> No.18777681

Mating press with the JK mountain goddess!

>> No.18781340
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Her smile melts my heart!

>> No.18782551

I'm jerking off right now while thinking of Sanae

>> No.18783010

Sanae is 28 years old! Same as me! I want to make babies with her!

>> No.18783399

Post adult Sanae's pictures

>> No.18783997

>>18783010
Sanae is 21!

>> No.18785761
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>>18783997
NO! Sanae-chan was a JK when Mountain of Faith was released in 2007, so in 2018 she's mostly likely 28-29 years old.

She's the age of the average /jp/sie! How fun! She's our goddess (and my wife)!

I love her and she keeps me from ending it all these days!

>> No.18785826

>>18785761
Time flows differently in gensokyo you idiot. You fool. You absolute moron.

>> No.18785922

>>18785761
>She's our goddess
Nope.
> (and my wife)!
Your wife is my slut dude.
How does it feel to be sucking my semen out of your wife's cunny every day?

>I love her and she keeps me from ending it all these days!
Touhous stop us every day.
Each to ones own..

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Green team!

>> No.18786031

>>18785964
Woah Luigi is a cute!

>> No.18786050

Does Sanae wear black or white lingerie?

>> No.18786061
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>>18785922
I don't feel anything because Sanae is my wife and you're just some fairy that the black and yellow magician probably hired to cause trouble online.

I bet you can't even cuddle Sanae at night while you sleep. I can, because we're married.

>> No.18786216

>>18785826
>Time flows differently in gensokyo you idiot.
Secondary.

>> No.18786429

>>18786061
Dude. Did you not read a single word in my post?
I have countless fairies causing mischief already. I don't need to do it myself.
Also, no. She has someone sleep with you every night. The REAL Sanae is too musy sucking people off while you're too busy "cuddling your wife"
Bikes are meant to be ridden. Shes a slut for a reason, anon.

>> No.18786436

>>18786216
That's not being a secondary.
Thats called being a dumbass.

>> No.18786521

>>18785964
Team useless
Team Player 2
Team worthless
Team Nobody gives a fuck about "em

>> No.18787081
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Sanae is cute and yoy know that.

>> No.18787134
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>>18786429
Expert analysis has determined your posts to be "Fake News" spread by an inferior tengu (who shall not be named). Rumour has it that this so-called journalist is jealous that no one pays any attention to her after my wife, Sanae, took half of her fans. Sad!

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>> No.18793450

>>18787081
Patchy Sanae looks cute!

>> No.18794156

>>18787081
Sanae is very cute!

>> No.18794274

Expert analysis has determined your post is complete and utter bullshit, dude.
I don't follow tengu. Tengu are fucking mean.
Im sure Aya didn't lose ~50% of her fans to Sanae, but to other 'hus.

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>> No.18795201

>>18789766
Sanae looks super cute in modern street clothes!

>> No.18800672

I!
Love!
Sanae!

>> No.18801311

>>18800672
Me too. She is my precious wife

>> No.18803500
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18803500

Sanae is my girlfriend. We're going to see the new Tomb Raider movie together

>> No.18804438

>>18803500
Why would you subject your girlfriend to such torture?

>> No.18804502

>>18804438
So we can make fun of the movie during the short intervals where we aren't kissing!

>> No.18804944

>>18804502
Excessive exchanges of saliva may lead to unwanted infections or other types of diseases.
You wouldn't want Sanae to have an other type of disease, would you?

>> No.18804960

>>18804944
I'm clean, and so is she.

>> No.18805061

>>18804960
Everyone affected by other types of diseases says that, anon...

>> No.18805104

>>18805061
Shut up

>> No.18805128

>>18805104
You may very well be a cause of your beloved Sanae suffering from an other type of diesease. I am just warning you, think twice.

>> No.18805187

>>18801311
Nope, she's mine. I already had ZUN perform the ceremony, don't bother him about it.

In fact, everyone in this thread who says that they're married to Sanae will be receiving a court summons shortly.

>> No.18805317
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>>18805128
SHUT UP YOU ARE MAKING HER CRY

>> No.18805561
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Why is Sanny such a cutie?

>> No.18806581

>>18805561
What's more cute than a genki shrine maiden goddess who's also a bona fide mecha otaku? With such a playful yet friendly personality?

>> No.18806649

>>18806581
Sanae's completely a bitch, who said awful things to a cute girl, deserves a slap or two.

>> No.18806696

Sanae is a fictional character!

>> No.18806881
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>>18805561
The answer is quite simple.

>> No.18807747

>>18806581
>who's also a bona fide mecha otaku?
I don't remember that.

>>18806649
>who said awful things to a cute girl
I don't remember that either.

>> No.18807770

>>18806696
you are fictional

>> No.18807772

>>18807747
secondary spotted

>> No.18807774

>>18806696
n-no!

>> No.18808925

>>18806649
Shut the fuck up you ingrate

>> No.18809410

>>18806696
She is real.
She is living in Gensokyo.

>> No.18813700
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>> No.18813779

>>18813700
>sample

>> No.18815689

>>18813700
Don't post such unflattering misrepresentations of my wife.

>> No.18817112

Hey you motherfuckers, you pieces of shit. Do you know who's talking to you? That's right, it's the motherfucking Kannushi of the Sanae Kochiya Cult. That's head-fucking-priest for you niwaka riajuu scum.

You guys think you can make Sanae your *wife* just by downloading a bunch of Roki dojinshi and defending her from slutposters every week or so? Don't make me laugh. The loads you blow every night barely give her the faith she needs as a deity. Me, I put in the fucking elbow grease praying every day and night to invoke her blessings. I have every good pixiv image of her saved to a RAID array. I have wireless tech fused with my frontal lobe to alert me whenever someone anywhere on the internet is disrespecting my goddess. Slutposters turn up dead, floating down the Thames every week. I rob mexican cartel caravans in the Sonoran Desert and donate 100% of the profits to the Suwa-taisha.

99% of you are unworthy of Sanae's divine blessing, and one day a great rain will wash you all away.

>> No.18818206

Another day, another opportunity to love Sanae

>> No.18818343

>>18805317
he gave her super contagious Mega AIDS dude
Sanae is already dead, and you will die in 4 days dude.
Shoulda thought twice

>> No.18818349

Another day, another opportunity to let Sanae continue sucking my cock for the thousandth time

>> No.18818356

>>18808925
Suck my cock dude. He's right.
Sanae deserves a thousand slaps to the face.
Sanae has been too much of a bitch lately. She needs to be reminded of her place dude.

>> No.18818364

>>18808925
If she goes on too long, she'll end up fighting someone she shouldn't be fighting and she'll get assraped. Literally with a planet sized bladed dildo or something.

>> No.18819225

>>18818356
Try it faggot my wife Sanae would have fun tearing your limbs off your flabby torso

>> No.18819242

>>18818343
Sanae isn't dead, she's lying next to me in bed right now using me as a body pillow. You'll never know how pretty her hair smells

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I'm taking Sanae to the cinema today, but we can't which movie to watch!
Help us out, jaypee!

>> No.18819413

>>18819364
hitomi tanaka violent paizuri inferno

>> No.18819417

>>18819413
They don't show that at our cinema!

>> No.18820815

>>18813700
Please post more flattering representations of my wife

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>>18820815

>> No.18821050

>>18821019
Cute!
Greens are wins!

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>>18737032
I'm really glad she replaced Sakuya. Her dialogue in LoLK is top tier too.

>> No.18821411

>>18820815
MY wife
>>18821050
Absolutely!

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Sanae is monitoring this thread

>> No.18821768

>>18821019

My wife gave birth to a such a cute daughter, I'm lucky to have them both

>> No.18821856

>>18821768
Why does your daughter have wings

>> No.18821860

>>18821856
No, that's the mother

>> No.18821878

>>18821860
Why doesn't your daughter have wings?

>> No.18821879

>>18821860
Explain further

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>>18821860
Excellent post anon.

>> No.18821944

>>18819225
Flabby?
Im almost pure muscle dude. Have fun trying to rip fat from me.
>>18819417
Oh shut up. There's a secret room down the hall. Just lean on the wall.
They'll probably change it now since i had to spoonfeed you.

>> No.18821958

>>18819242
Shhhhh. I know. I know. It's hard to let go.
Don't come near me, you smell like 4 months unwashed.

>> No.18821983

>>18821944
I had to google it, I won't take my Sanae to such a vulgur movie!

>> No.18821990

>>18821894
Cirno is my wife.
Kogasa is my daughter.

>> No.18822019

>>18821983
Doesn't matter.
You have five possible choices anyways

Don't go. Hear the ratings and either go or don't. With or without sanae.

Leave Sanae and go. Then come back to her covered and filled with semen.

Take her with you, what's the worst that can happen-the cinema smells foul with a certain stench

Pirate the shit once it comes to red-ray and watch it using the shit you stole from rinnfaggot without asking last week.

Don't watch it at all. You have a slut to please, so why watch a lewd film.

>> No.18822042

>>18822019
Leave me and my girlfriend alone, you creep.

>> No.18822327

>>18821878
Because Human + Fairy [interchangeable] always = Human
Human + Fairy [interchangeable] never = Fairy or Fairy Human. Fairy Humans don't exist, but Fairies are humanoid looking beings.

Human + Youkai [interchangeable, but Youkai Female + Human Male Yields the best results, as well as much much cuter offspring] can = Human, Youkai, or Youkai-Human

Youkai + Fairy isn't possible. They can't mate. Pure Youkai are female, and Fairies are Female. Unless futa-magic(AKA, The Eirin Treatment), they can't get lewd with eachother like normal humans. Even then, they can't produce offspring. No matter how hard or what they try.

Human + Fairy Pros and Cons
+ Fairies require next to nothing to survive.
+ The offspring will be slightly happier, depending on the fairy
+ The Fairy, unlike Human Females, will always be happy, no matter what happens

+/- The Fairy is more likely to change from prankster to loving parent, but everything reverts back when you, or the child pass away in a century.
+/-, Fairies dictate the look of the offspring in a way that can be good or bad.
If you are ugly as shit, the offspring will be neutral. So it fixes genes.
If you are gifted visually, the child will become -average-

- It is possible for the Fairy to respawn after the child is born, they will not remember them
- Fairies can be killed at any time, and they wonder off, constantly
- The offspring inherits absolutely nothing from the Fairy, and only gets small features, like speech pattern (which is sometimes bad since Fairies are dumb as dirt, minus Cirno. She passed math class with a 9%) and the color of hair and eyes
- Fairies will begin to follow you. Fairies communicate quite frequently, and others watch without you, or anyone noticing. Sometimes when you go go a place alone where they'll appear.
I mean, come on. Fairies are the onaholes of Gensokyou. What are you gonna do? Turn 360 degrees and walk away?
- Fairy + Human offspring are basically Human. Absolutely Nothing special.

>> No.18822333

>>18822327
Human + Youkai Pros and Cons
+ If Human-Youkai(HY), the lifespan is extremely lengthy. Bordering on immortality
+ (HY) - The offspring is stronger
+ (H-HY-Y) Cuter
+ (H-HY) Has a sick ability
+ (HY-Y) Doesn't require food or anything for Human survival
+ (HY-Y) Doesn't require fear, or anything Youkai generally require, to live
+ (HY-Y) They are sometimes (almost always) Smarter
+ (Y) If female, they care more and are generally more loving
+ Humanity Fuck Yea is a mental disease. Your part Youkai, or born from Youkai, Human will be more likely to have a Youkai wife. Even if female.
+ In death, Komachi may let you off the hook going to Eiki just so she can sleep and not do her job.
- Doesn't always work

-/+ the Youkai is usually mostly dominant
-/+ they choose when to have a fun time session, whether you like it or not.
If you aren't feeling up to the task for whatever reason, they'll just proceed (to rape you) anyways

- Youkai Female + Human Male doesn't always work out (Human Dies of dehydration, it is obvious why this is if the Youkai is especially in the mood, in a certain season, for a certain length of time with absolutely no breaks inbetween rounds)
- Its a fun experience, but you are [very] likely to die. So drink plenty of water and work out a lot for endurance and satisfaction for your precious Youkai partner.
- Human + Youkai can have as many offspring as they wish, but Human + Youkai sessions are randomly timed and based on the Youkai's thinking at the time, so you may be sore as hell the next day, and they'll want another go at you just because
- Youkai Male + Human Female almost always (99% of the time) doesn't work out. Who know why. But they're rarely seen.
- Youkai-Humans can be shunned like rimmfaggot and your bloodline ends there
- Youkai Females and Human Males can't always live together because of Miko and shitty Villagers
Sometimes the Youkai dies due to being Exterminated
- The child, whether Human, Youkai, or a combination, will most likely face a Miko. This never ends well, considering Reimu's track record.
- The Human can also be shunned for loving Youkai. Sometimes seen as Shinki-Worshipping heretics
- Once the time has come to be judged by Eiki, the Human may not end up in heaven, or the netherworld.
- The Human may not return to the world of the living to visit family.
- Human And Youkai Offspring just "die"
Thats that. When Youkai die, they just die. Forever. No afterlife in the other worlds.
- Eiki and others can choose to keep this as an under the table ordeal and never tell Yuyuko, even if she knows you died.
- Youmu will find nothing, even if she poured all of her heart into finding you because Eiki is absolute, and efficient in her work. Tears will not faze her. Even if questioned, she'll just blame Komachi for bumming around in her boat and not bringing souls to judge
- Human-Youkai, and Youkai are mostly female, and almost irresistible to everyone. They are easy to keep pure, but also easy to corrupt and turn into mass murders. Almost like Yuuka's Genocide run back in PC98
- If Human, the offspring will seek only Human or Youkai and be intensely hateful to the other. Reimu gets involved.
- If pure Youkai, they are subject to all rules set for Youkai
- punishments apply

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>>18822327
>>18822333

>> No.18822364

>>18822042
Your girlfriend is everyone's slut, dude

>> No.18822370

>>18822359
Daily dose of retardation

>> No.18823180

>>18821944
The yakuza down the road from me said that your belly fat ripples like water when slapped with a wooden paddle. Kimochi warui! Me and my wife Sanae will cover your big NEET belly with red handprints!
>>18821860
Who let my stepfather on /jp/

>> No.18823921

>>18823180
>The yakuza down the road from me said that your belly fat ripples like water when slapped with a wooden paddle. Kimochi warui! Me and my wife Sanae will cover your big NEET belly with red handprints!
I may be a NEET, but I'm not as lazy as you would think a regular NEET would be.
If aything, you're the one digging the grave. Not me. I have a bucket of paint next to me. Ill drown you in it! It's large enough for three to have a party!
Also.. What was the name of this "Yakuza" down the street? Im totally not his boss or anything.
It's one thing to call someone fat, but it's another to spread lies!

>Who let my stepfather on /jp/
You did.
Start turning off your toaster. Shut it down, don't put it to sleep. That stops a lot of things. Like someone finding your loli folder.

>> No.18824288

>>18823921
>Also.. What was the name of this "Yakuza" down the street? Im totally not his boss or anything.
I'm not going to rat anyone out like a snitch, but I bet you know who it is. He runs the Yoshinoya down the street. You know, the one with the kill or be killed atmosphere?
>Like someone finding your loli folder.
Heh, so you've fallen into my trap. Just as I expected.
What you found was the trap I laid, and as I type this my WIFE Sanae is headed to your location to acquaint your brains with her gohei—Raymoo-style.

>> No.18824978

>>18824288
Ooohhhhh. Yeah. I know.
Shame. Real shame.
>as I type this my WIFE Sanae is headed to your location to acquaint your brains with her gohei—Raymoo-style.
Oh no. What ever shall i do.
I guess ill just keep my armor equipped and watch her struggle with my mythical tier armor.
Heaven or Hell.

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>>18824978
Look closely, you'll find out that I replaced your armour while you were out bathing with the tencho.
Feeling a bit light? That's cause it's cardboard wrapped in aluminum foil, nerd.
Prepare to get spanked. Me? I'm going to lay back and think about all the fun I'm going to have tonight with my wife, Sanae, in the bath. As we wash each other and do interesting things with each other's privates.

>> No.18825876

>>18771861
>If it were only Yukari I would feel a bit insecure.
She's the nicest person in the room, anon.

>> No.18826512

>>18825091
>Look closely, you'll find out that I replaced your armour while you were out bathing with the tencho.
>Feeling a bit light? That's cause it's cardboard wrapped in aluminum foil, nerd.
You might be braindead dude.
I had it thrown out since it was a garbage excuse of a copy.
If you plan to sabotage something- KNOW what you're trying to replicate and don't operate like some bum off the street and steal unrelated iteams and hide it in KNOWN TERRITORY, thinking it won't be found.

>Prepare to get spanked. Me? I'm going to lay back and think about all the fun I'm going to have tonight with my wife, Sanae, in the bath. As we wash each other and do interesting things with each other's privates.
Sanny's still here dude.
I mean, you can come save her, not that it'll change anything.
You'll just end up like her. Used and abused by the countless bald old faceless men in Gensokyou.

Fucking hell. Talking to you is like talking to a wall. Making up rules as you go along.

>> No.18826534

>>18825876
He means alone with Yukari.
You don't know what she'll do.
She may just talk to you, or just use you for a dangerous prank that has a 100% chance of ending in your death

Sure she's nice, but you can't really trust her.

>> No.18830063

I still love Sanae.

>> No.18831035

>>18826512
>Making up rules as you go along.
See? There you go, trying to apply common sense to Gensokyo. People only win here when they discard the rules, like my wife Sanae does.
This is why you still owe me 4000円 from that pinch I got you out of last week.

>> No.18831133

>>18831035
I never applied commn sense. You have to be an idiot to do so.
Sanae also discarded the concept of pure human relations to have multiple partners.
I don't owe you anything.
Last i checked, you got shitfaced drunk and burned that exact amount on a group of prostitutes the same night.
You should think about paying it back. Loans don't remain at base price anon.
Currently.. You are up 495%. So 18000.
Time is ticking. Dude.

>> No.18831255

>>18831133
Only way I owe you money is the 500円 worth of led pellets set to be deposited in your ass cheeks, you poser nerdboy.

>> No.18831671

>>18831255
Nope.
Its way more than that.

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>> No.18832006

>>18831925
Sanny consumed too much semen again
Cirno seems to be having an alergic reaction.

>> No.18832112

At this point slutposting is more played out than normal image/waifu posting

>> No.18832162

>>18832112
??
Explain please?
Waifuposting and imagedumping i like to think are more frequent.

>> No.18832177

>>18832162
I don't think so. Every single touhou thread is majority slutposting at this point.

>> No.18832184

>>18832177
What's slutposting?

>> No.18832195

>>18832184
Calling or saying anything along the lines of turning a touhou into a whore or slut. Or lewd in Kasen's case.
Sanny threads are just "Sanae is a slut"

>> No.18832206

>>18832195
Then what's waifuposting? I think I know what imagedumping is.

>> No.18832211

>>18832206
Why do you need to ask that.
The answer is in the name itself.

>> No.18832227

>>18832211
Oh. Of course. Sorry.

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I want to give Sanny genital warts!

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Sunny!

>> No.18834507

>>18832112
Yes, it's all so lewd right now. I mean, sure do what you want, but the quantities of posts calling every touhou the worst are really depressing. Do people even care about those girls anymore?

>> No.18834515

>>18834507
Calling them the worst names I meant of course. No problem with calling your most and least favourite ones.

>> No.18834564

>>18834507
Pretty much. I don't even want there to be threads for my favorite. They've been pretty shitty since the dawn of time but now they're even worse than they were before my years of absence. There's no love or positivity anymore.

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>>18834564
Looking at the big picture, I see it as that: There are people who love, who are loved, normal members of society, good human being; There also are somewhat less social people, who maybe do not seek love in real life, are a bit resigned or maybe just by random chance have ended up choosing to love fictional characters (I do not say they have to consider those their "waifus" or any shit like that, I refer more to the non-erotic kind of love, although surely those happen too). That's who we are as I suppose. Consider ourselves good or bad people as you please. Now, I am afraid another kind of person is getting more and more popular. The ones who do not seek love, but who also do not love, do not want to. Nihilistic <insert your favourite insult here> seeing only the worst in the world, suicidal yet with no balls to do it, you know the guys. They've always been there, it's not a new thing. What is new is the ammount of them, once again have the ironic jokes, play-pretends caused people who do not know any better to actually think like that. Of course, it's not that bad and still only the minority actually wants to kill themselves and shit, but what we did spawned a group of the "lite version" of the depressed guy.

I spoilered this section out because it's too much of a rant from this point, just an angry man saying angry stuff, disregard if you value your time even the slightest.
And it might be even worse.
The ironic, satirical fucks who just cannot enjoy nor let anyone else enjoy simple stuff. The people because of whom we get to see this word "cringe" everywhere. The hardcore kind of a dick, who won't just call you a loser, oh no, he will drain life enrgy from you, all the fun you've had in your heart. This is the kind of person who doesn't accept simple enjoyment, who shits all over every interest that is not by him accepted yet himself engages in such "ironically". Those men have killed the word "irony", no, they killed the whole concept. They killed the fun.


I guess love, optimism, lack of seriousness and sheer willing to have fun are now passé. I hate how people say "old times were better" etc. but they fucking were.

Also, Cloudnae.

>> No.18835052

>>18834823
I'm guessing that slutposting is an extension of that nihilism - if they can't love, the only thing for them to do is to turn everyone else's waifu into a slut that doesn't love but only seeks instant sexual gratification.

But it isn't surprising that sincerity is almost taboo now. We live in a (I hate to use the term, but it's correct) toxic internet subculture where people are actively discouraged from assuming that people are discussing in good faith. Everyone's a shill or shitposting or larping or some other form of agent provocateur. This leads to conspiratorial thinking. I vaguely remember reading someone here attributing the recent rise in threads going to page 10 and pruning after less than a day to a conspiracy by warosu/otabros organizing off-board to kill threads they don't like.

A lot of us would be better off not coming back here.

>> No.18835262

>>18834823
>>18835052
The sheer quantity of mishandled irony has definitely destroyed the entire internet. It's barely even fun anymore. Just in general it seems like people look forward to things sucking ass or making things worse just so they can shitpost, rather than hoping things improve. It's cool to be garbage and everybody seems to honestly hate the things they like. Everything's backwards and fucked up and this whole planet needs to go back to December 31st 2009 and try again. This whole decade has been a downward spiral of negativity, defilement, and insincerity.

Anyway Sanae is really cute.

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I definitely had an image selected.

>> No.18835708

>>18835272
best hu

>> No.18835815

>>18835272
Sanae looks much more elegant when she's wearing long skirts.

>> No.18837288

This is hard to talk about without diving into meta.
Sanae is a slut and might get the Mima treatment with not appearing in anymore games. Get off your high horse and stop invading other threads kudasai. Mention anything about Sanae's standings to Sakuya and you get shitty threads.
Is Sanaae-
Likable? Yes.
Best? Absolutely not.
The first "slut" was Aya, and now it's Sanae and it has stuck with her.

>>18834507
>Do people even care about those girls anymore?
Probably not. Based on recent behavior.
Some do, genuinely, but you can't really say that to some.
Some anon's address this, and get nothing but defiling posts in return with no real explanation

>>18834823
>I hate how people say "old times were better" etc. but they fucking were.
It is said for a reason. And that reason is because its true.
People think things can't get any worse, but surprise surprise, they can and sometimes do.
Optimism only works a small percentage of the time.
Just because the trend has been seen in the past, doesn't mean it will repeat itself. Especially here.

>The ironic, satirical fucks who just cannot enjoy nor let anyone else enjoy simple stuff. The people because of whom we get to see this word "cringe" everywhere.
?
I think they're distinctly different from other posters.
Or atleast I haven't seen much correlation between posts.

>The hardcore kind of a dick, who won't just call you a loser, oh no, he will drain life enrgy from you, all the fun you've had in your heart.
You just described IRL and the vast minority of posters who have been on this site over the past 14 years of its existence.
They won't go away no matter how hard you try. You can't "change" people without tackling the root of the issue. They may be the issue, or whatever worthless shit they're dealing with.
That or people just love being unhappy.
Also- If you really let someone drain your happiness, then you're probably weak. The only person who can control the level of happiness is you yourself. Don't project your shortcomings on others just because they're being a nuisance.

>>18835052
>I'm guessing that slutposting is an extension of that nihilism
Not quite.
Depends on who it is.
Some do it just for the hell of it. Others do it because "haha" and others because "fuck you - no reasoning"
>I vaguely remember reading someone here attributing the recent rise in threads going to page 10 and pruning after less than a day to a conspiracy by warosu/otabros organizing off-board to kill threads they don't like.
When?

>>18835262
>This whole decade has been a downward spiral of negativity, defilement, and insincerity.
I say the world really did end in 2012. We're ~6 years into this hell, and if you think this is bad, then things are going to get a lot worse.
>old times were better
When happy times end, people rarely try to recreate them. if they do, it ends up a burning mess far from what they were trying to achieve.
-If you succed and do it correctly, then kudos to you for doing something nearly impossible.
Newer times being shit is nothing new. Everything "new" is shit by defaut. However, if you're going to call it shit, you need a legitimate reason for saying so.
Some agree, others deny. whether it be in denial, or for a greater hope of things getting better.

-

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>>18837288
>I think they're distinctly different from other posters. (...)
>You just described IRL and the vast minority of posters who have been on this site over the past 14 years of its existence. (...)
Oh, yes, I have gone from talking about posters arround here to human beings in general. Angry talk's rarely wise or logical.

>Also- If you really let someone drain your happiness, then you're probably weak. (...)
I do not have that problem myself, but I believe there are good people out there suffering from such. Not everyone is strong mentally. Once again, it's more about general population, so disregard that; here it's rather uncommon to be weak in this way. It is annoying nonetheless.

>When happy times end, people rarely try to recreate them. (...)
I think I miss your point, what do you mean by that?

>> No.18837491

>>18837377
>I think I miss your point, what do you mean by that?
I mean it in a sense of when a "golden era" comes to an end, the remaining denizens of that time may try to recreate the said times.
This varies place to place.
It won't help with newcomers coming along not knowing the slightest thing about what they're indulging themselves in and "wish" they were back with the older group in the "golden era"
They often act as deterrents as not all of them are of good intention.
One person cannot recreate a "golden era" but many of that time can. All it takes is a little push in the direction they want to go.
If they want to go back, then they have a hell of a lot to go through before that even ever has a chance of succeeding.

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>>18837288
>Get off your high horse and stop invading other threads kudasai. Mention anything about Sanae's standings to Sakuya and you get shitty threads.
what? what's going on.
>Some do it just for the hell of it.
I think that the people who take this approach get bored after a little while and move on. The nihilists are dedicated to shitposting and slutposting.
>When?
Late March I think
>if they do, it ends up a burning mess far from what they were trying to achieve.
No, sometimes it's better to try anyway. Sometimes you can create something great from the leftover pieces.

I'm just going to post cute Sanaes I found on danbooru from now on. Please help me to reorient the purpose of this thread.

>> No.18837711

https://exhentai.org/g/1212272/f6aa03b1b8/
Sanny

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>>18837711
Roki seems to have a special spot in his heart for Sanae. While most of his other works are hypnorape shit both of his Sanae dojinshi are fairly vanilla with consensual fucking.
And his self-insert is a rough-and-tumble tanned yankii meathead, not some generic male.

>> No.18837874

>>18837856
He has good taste!

>> No.18837908

>>18837856
That's vanilla to you?

>> No.18837938

>>18837856
He truly is a connoisseur

>>18837908
That's vanilla for Sanny.

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>>18837856
She's getting strangled and fucked in public, what are you talking about?
Mean as it is, I'd prefer the usual MC rape stuff. At least the victim was a good girl at some point in those, and the parts where the control flickers off for a bit are A+, though granted he's been doing those a lot less for awhile.

>>18837938
Vanilla is a defined thing, anon. It either is or isn't, and this ain't, regardless of how it compares to her usual fare.

>> No.18838031

>>18838022
>Vanilla i
Nah.
Vanilla is vague.
They both start with v.
Unlike Sanae's standing in purity.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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>>18837908
I said "fairly" vanilla. Compared to his other stuff he goes easy on Sanae.

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>>18838022
In both stories Sanae has consensual sex with a man she loves and the story ends with her impregnation, which she reacts to with joy. So there's a bit of colour in getting from point A to B, this doesn't mean that it isn't vanilla compared to being hypnotized, raped and mindbroken.

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>>18838286
I dunno, choking is pretty harsh. It was in the last book too.

>> No.18838345

>>18838329
He handles it pretty light - her reaction in both dojins is along the lines of "jeez, you're being too rough! I could die!" before they get back to fucking.

>> No.18838365

>>18838312
Does she love him? It's hard to tell. I guess that'd help, she just likes doing kinky stuff with her boyfriend.
And look, I'm not saying it's worse or as bad as all that mental murder, certainly not, but I definitely don't get a happy vanilla vibe from it.

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>>18838365
I don't know, I think it may come down to personal preference.
She likes it, so it's vanilla enough for me. Maybe I like my girls a bit dirtier than most. I share a lot of hatater's tastes

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>>18837288
Sakuya was never as good a character as Sanae is. Deal with it.

>> No.18839913
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>>18835272
Miko ver. is the best IMO.
I wonder if someday we will know more about Sanae's family in the outside world.

>> No.18840146

>>18839913
Strong Genes

>> No.18840898

>>18840146
Touhous breed asexually and their offspring will always look like their parent.

>> No.18840913

>>18839860
Opinion.
Not fact.
He says that in a sense of that is all you fags talk about. Reread some stuff. You seem to lack basic reading conprehension.

>> No.18841371

>>18835272
Live = Miko > JK

>> No.18841435

>>18841371
Miko > JK > Live

>> No.18842202

Behead those who insult Sanae

>> No.18842452

>>18839913
Me as the loli having my rice stolen!

>> No.18843426

>>18842202
Sanae is a very good dicksucker...
She's the only whore- i mean slut in Gensokyou. Not only that, she's practically public use too!
Respond and you'll suck my cock too dude.

>> No.18843436

>>18843426
heres your (You) bud

>> No.18843477

>>18843436
Thank you.
Deals a deal dude. Get ready

>> No.18844319
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I came here to say that I'm drunk and I love Sanae!!

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UFO Sanae is the cutest!

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>>18844319
I'm not drunk, but I also love Sanae

>> No.18847839

>>18846334
Being sober in gensokyo is a crime.

>> No.18847999

>>18847839
I'm not in Gensokyo.

>> No.18848533

>>18847999
Why

>> No.18848560

>>18848533
I love technology and stuff.

>> No.18849095

>>18848560
Sounds stupid.

>> No.18849311

>>18849095
You are stupid

>> No.18849403

>>18849311
This is true. But it also helps me see how you are stupid.

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>>18849403
See it this way: with technology it is much easier to show the world how amazing Sanae is.

>> No.18849440

>>18840898
Wait how are they touhous if they don't live in Gensokyo?

>> No.18849476

>>18849440
What part of that post implies touhous aren't in Gensokyo

>> No.18849913

>>18849429
I have changed my mind and now see it your way.
Sanae wins!

>> No.18849933

>>18849476
If you chip off a part of a Touhou's silly hat and plant it in the ground, you can grow your own homegrown Touhou anywhere.

Depending on the soil and climate your Touhou may turn out differently. You may get a Jamaican miko or a Rossiyan tengu.

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Holy shit it moves!

>> No.18849961

>>18849429
Moe Harukawa Sanae is so cute!

>> No.18850392

>>18849942
Whoa, Cirno and Sanae are lunch buddies!

>> No.18852807

Sanae is a god of miracles. I wonder if she will answer my prayers if I offer up the right offerings?
It's not like praying to YHWH has gotten me anywhere, given that I'm still quite NEET...

>>18849942
Quite the party trick!

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>> No.18853604

Is Suwako still fertile? Asking for a friend.

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>>18853604
Yes. I know this due to a friend.

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>>18849942
Of course it moves, its a fucking snake.

>> No.18854165

i like sanae

>> No.18854371

>>18853900
>its a fucking snake.
C'est ne pas un serpent.

>> No.18854529

Sanae is my beloved wife.

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>>18854371
Don't speak frog in a Sanae thread.

>> No.18855082

>>18854840
arretez svp. sanny is my french wife

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Sanae is a god of miracles
Give her your faith and your life will turn around

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I don't know why but I have the enormous desire to ejaculate inside all of Sanae's holes

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I have nothing going on in my life.

Fucking NOTHING.

But I do have Sanae, and I truly believe that she will grant me strength and favour if I put my faith in her.

Because, she's just that good of a girl! She's simply beautiful, intelligent and kind hearted to the downtrodden.

Now, is it wrong to marry the god that you worship? Or is it wrong to worship your wife who is a god?

I don't think so.

(nu-/a/ posters think that older members here are just having a giggle when we talk about worshiping the best characters from our favourite media. That's regrettable but probably for the best.)

>> No.18856038

>>18854840
>Don't speak frog in a Sanae thread.
I think talking about Suwako is perfectly acceptable in a Sanae thread.

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>>18736247
La Radiante Sanae esta aquí para salvar el dia!

>> No.18857022

>>18856130
The cult of Sanae is universal.

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>> No.18860075

>>18859434
Cute!

>> No.18862253

>>18857022
Why was Mexican Sanae deleted?

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>>18862253
Because I reported it.

>> No.18863259

>>18853900
Does the snake also tell lies galore?

>> No.18863449

>>18863229
That wasn't nice.

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>>18863449
Don't make non-English, non-German, non-Japanese or non-Finnish posts on /jp/.

>> No.18863627

>>18863536
It was cute how it rhymed. Don't be mean.

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>>18863627
I'm not trying to be mean. Make posts that rhyme with /jp/ approved languages next time if you want them to stay here.

>> No.18863759

Why is Sanae so racist?

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>>18863759
How rude. Sanae isn't racist at all. She gets along with Youkai better than anybody.

>> No.18863833

>>18863780
Moriya Shrine is a youkai shrine, as is Hakurei. All the big human shrines are in the outside world.

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>>18863833
Gensoykyo is a Youkai land. Humans and Lunarians are not welcome there.

>> No.18863852

>>18863675
I appreciate you posting cute pictures of Sanae, but that was a non-binding resolution. So I'll praise Sanae in any language I want, tu gros jambon.

Furthermore, German is advisable only for kancolle and rumia threads.

>> No.18863855

>>18863849
Sanae is a human. Git gud, son.

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>>18863852
German should stay in Rumia threads and Finnish should stay in Cirno threads, but Romance languages are unfortunately NG here. Suwako threads might accept French, but other than that please praise Sanae in english or japanese to make sure people understand what you are saying. Sanae needs all the love she can get when there are so many slutposters ruining her threads, and posting in a language most people don't understand doesn't help.
We don't want to discriminate based on language here, but we want to have a conversation anybody can follow.

>> No.18863915

>>18863885
>but we want to have a conversation anybody can follow
By your own logic, this thread should be confined either to english or japanese. Not both
I have a feeling you arrived at a conclusion and are now trying to justify it ex post facto.

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>>18863915
In practice it will be confined to english. Allowing japanese is for obvious reasons, but people who actually speak japanese don't generally post on /jp/. It's allowed in case there's a debate over canon material over something and somebody wants to make a point by referencing the original games or written works in their original language to argue a point.

>> No.18864032

>>18863954
In practice? In practice the conversation has allowed many languages. There is a post entirely in Italian early in this thread. And I previously posted in French. It only became a problem when someone posted in Spanish which motivated you to start enforcing all these rules.

This behavior is not rational and does not support your argument. In the absence of any logical reason for restricting languages it can only be assumed that there is an absence of rules against posting in languages other than the most popular ones. This state I feel bolsters a spirit of free expression, exchange of ideas and speech within the thread. This is in line with Sanae's energetic personality and worldliness relative to the rest of Gensokyo.

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>>18864032
In practice there are 300 post of which 1 is in Italian and 1 is in french and the french post is a reference to a well known piece of artwork so I personally wouldn't consider it to be a post that would exclude most people who don't speak french.
There's nothing wrong with including languages other than japanese or english in your posts in Sanae threads when it's relevant, but making posts in languages other than those for no good reason isn't ok.

>> No.18864832

>>18864032
To jest anglojęzyczna strona, więc użytkownicy tejże powinni wypowiadać się w języku angielskim, wyłączając oczywiście nawiązania czy rzadkie zabiegi stylistyczne, których i tak nie powinno być zbyt wiele. W innym wypadku powstawałoby multum mini-konwersacji między mówcami poszczególnych języków, co tylko sprawiłoby, że społeczność zostałaby arbitralnie podzielona. Język jest tylko narzędziem służącym do ekspresji, narzucanym przez społeczność w celu łatwiejszego porozumiewania się między sobą, dzięki czemu każdy może zrozumieć każdą dyskusję. /int/ jest najlepszym przykładem rezultatu nie narzucenia jednego języka, chciałby pan aby /jp/ wyglądało właśnie tak? Jeżeli nie podoba się panu nakaz rozmowy po angielsku, zawsze może pan poszukać, bądź jeśli takowych nie ma, założyć nową stronę internetową, stworzoną specjalnie dla mówców którego języka tylko pan uważa. Nikt tego panu nie zabroni, ale proszę nie pleść głupot tutaj.

>> No.18865714

>>18864096
In practice the Spanish post was cute and I intend on rectifying this abominable censorship of someone else's love for Sanae. The fact that people are now defending the jan-man here is disgusting...

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>>18864096
But the guy who post the mexican Sanae only post the principal post of the thread in spanish, the joke only was a stereotipic but harmless post, so what kind of hypocrisy you tries to expose reporting that and now talking about good post about Sanae in other languages? for that logic I can name Sanae a slut/slug in japanese or french and is ok but not in spanish?

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>> No.18866183

>>18866159
Being this cute should be illegal

>> No.18866239

>>18864096
Spanish is the second most spoken language. And if you can understand Italian, you can understand every romance language except french.

>> No.18866672

>>18866159
Why little wife can't be this cute!

>> No.18867241

>>18866159
Sanae is so stupid, she doesn't need to hit me with that arrow to make me love her. I will always love her no matter what!

>> No.18867268

Moral of the story.
Nobody gives a fuck about speaking Mexican.
It is not welcome here.

Speak ONLY English or Japanese on /jp/.

>> No.18867283

Sanae the Super Slut.
Born and raised to suck 40 dicks at once.

>> No.18867287

>>18748913
It's a bit more than that

>> No.18867347 [DELETED] 

>>18867268
y si no que? me van a reportar? jajaja

>> No.18867361

>>18867241
Yeah. She is stupid.
So fucking stupid.
Baka baka baka baka.
Total fucking idiot.

>> No.18867388 [DELETED] 

>>18867268
La Radiante Sanae esta aquí para salvar el dia!

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>>18867388

>> No.18867401 [DELETED] 

>>18867268
Sanae es una reverendisima puta que no hace nada mas que chupar 40 penes al dia de viejos gordos y mugrientos al mismo tiempo, nacio y crecio para eso.

>>18867361
Una total idiota.
super estupida y pendeja.
idiota idota idiota idiota
Totalmente una jodida idiota.

>> No.18867449

>>18867268
I wouldn't mind. But the dude brough up retarded arguments. How is french more relevant than spanish?

>> No.18867475

>>18867449
French?

>> No.18867695

>>18867449
It wasn't a retarded argument. The french post is a reference to a well known piece of art and should be known to most people who don't even speak french. The mexican posts was just a shit post.

>> No.18868127 [DELETED] 

La Radiante Sanae esta aquí para salvar el dia!

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>>18868127

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Sanae loves Mexicans and thinks you're all bunch of faggots.

She told me so herself, don't bother her about it.

>> No.18868499

>>18868330
Shut your shit-filled mouth.
Sanae doesn't love you.

>> No.18868507

>>18868499
Time to start shoving pinecones up her ass until she says those exact words.

>> No.18868528

With technology it is much easier to show the world how big of a slut Sanae is.

This is the shittiest Sanae thread I've sean so far.
When will things go back to normal. It's almost been a month.
>>18867695
This

>> No.18869341

>>18868330
Sanae's ten desired races:
1. Irish
2. Hebrews
3. Mexicans
4. Yamato Japanese
4. Ainu
6. Russians
7. Danes
8. Germans
9. Slovenes
10.

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It's funny how there's autists who are monitoring this thread day and night to delete a picture of Sanae wearing a sombrero.
Sasuga newfriends.

>> No.18869889

>>18869611
sanae's sombrero is cute
el sombrero de sanae es lindo
Le sombrero de sanae est mignon
il sombrero di sanae è carino
사나이의 솜브레로가 귀엽다.
サナエの骸骨がかわいい

>> No.18870089

>>18869889
Woah, dude...spanish is one thing but you will NOT post kore*n in MY Sanae thread

>> No.18870132

>>18869889
>mignon
this word is so funny

>> No.18870441

>>18869341
Japanese twice

>> No.18870656

I've been praising Sanae for three weeks!
And
She answered my prayers! I found a 100 yen coin for my coin collection. I want to donate it to her as thanks!

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