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D-don't bug me Anonymous... I-I have to mark...

>> No.1864725

Make Cirno go away, Alice.

>> No.1864744
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Shut up! You're not my real teacher!

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>>1864725
E-eh?...
B-but that's not my fault...

W-well if you bring Cirno in I can talk to her...

*soft peck*

>> No.1864742

>>1864725

This

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>>1864744
N-no.. I don't teach you... unless you're a high school student...

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>>1864745
Eye have been called?

>> No.1864779

>>1864764
Why are you so proud?

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>>1864764
cirno.. c-can you please stop pestering Anonymous?...

>> No.1864798

>>1864764
Make Alice go away, Cirno.

>> No.1864815

Someone post that MS paint Alice with tuberculosis that pop-up two days ago.

>> No.1864828
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>>1864781
That's what eye do. Eye'm a fairy, and eye'm the strongest!

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>>1864779
I-it's because she's a child.

Cirno, if you don't I'll pour this hot tea on your foot...

>> No.1864839

>>1864829
Don't forget that you also have a dress.

>> No.1864848

>>1864834
>Cirno, if you don't I'll pour this hot tea on your foot...

This is my fetish.

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>>1864848
A-As long as you're happy...
*softly*.

*keeps marking*

A-and Cirno... I marked your latest test...

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>>1864870
And what did eye get?

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>>1864882
Failure...

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>>1864897
>Failure

>> No.1864915

i'd five-inch nail her, if you know what i mean

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>>1864897
Eye laughed. Seriously, what did eye get?

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>>1864919
30%

or 3 out of 10.

I-I'm sorry Crino, You're not the best...

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>>1864934
Eye may be not the smartest, but at least eye don't stutter

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>>1864949
M-maybe you would stutter if you fell in love...
*blush*

B-but it would be inappropriate for a child..

You'll have to work harder so that you can become the strongest in math...

>> No.1864969

These are, by an exponential factor, the worst threads in /jp/

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>>1864969
L-love is the strongest... A-Anonymous Sagetard...

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Just passing gas trough here

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>>1864966
Eye am older than you.

>> No.1865024

/jp/ is awesome today.

>> No.1865033

These threads are reportable, role playing isn't tolerated outside of /b/.
I have done so and incite you to do as such.

>> No.1865045

>>1865033
( ・ω・) 凸

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>>1865004
B-but you're so little... a-and cute... and so bad at addition and multiplication...

>> No.1865059

>>1864969

Excluding the 3D threads, yes, they certainly are.

>> No.1865076

*squeeze*

>> No.1865085

*hugs Alice*

You've been working too hard.

>> No.1865099

>>1864999
Aww, how cute, Alice RPer is retaliating because we're pointing out (correctly) how shitty his threads are.

Reported.

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>>1865076
>>1865085
*smells a little like lavender*

B-but I have to...
*wraps her arms around you*
*soft little kiss*

>> No.1865107

Anonymous Sagetard.

That's probably the best name ever.

I want that as my name one day.

>> No.1865108

You're a good person, Alice RPer (even though you're not the real one.

Ignore all the kiddies thinking saging is the cool thing.

>> No.1865118

>>1865103
*hugs Alice tightly*

At least take a break, you're diaper is full.

>> No.1865125

*smells a bit like faggotry*
Wh-w-w-what the fu-f-f-fuck is wit-w-with the d-d-down's syndrome s-s-st-s-studdering?

>> No.1865136

>>1864962
Draw more comics about /jp/!

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>>1865108
*snuggles*

O-ok.. I should get back to work...

>> No.1865162

>>1865107

I almost want to claim it for myself! But I'll let the man have his prize. And a good one it is, too. Anonymous Sagetard will be our ROCKON STRATOS, I predict.

>>1865108

So since we're just breaking the rules of the board and basically telling the mods to go suck a fat one, I suppose it would be a perfectly good idea if some Anon were to start posting CP in this thread.

>> No.1865166

>>1865156
Let me see your panties.

>> No.1865174

>>1865156
*kisses Alice*

That's a good girl.

I love you.

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Are you ignoring me, Alice?

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>>1865166
>>1865174
A-Au....
*delicate blush*

O-ok...
*stretches to give a kiss*
*sits at her table again*

>> No.1865216

>>1865196
*nuzzles Alice*

I think you should change now~

>> No.1865219

Why don't you guys at least try to roleplay?
*sages*

>> No.1865249

>>1865219

Because they're trolling and not actually roleplaying?

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>>1865184
I-I'm not... but just stop jumping all over A-Anonymous ok? H-he likes you already...
*reads*

>> No.1865266

>>1865219
hmm, maybe it's because we're not a bunch of roleplaying faggots. OK, I'll give it a try.

>>1865196
Bitch, I will pay you money. Just let me fuck you in your mouth, ass, and vagina at full force.

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>>1865219
B-because Kane, I-I'm not a roleplayer... I-I'm Alice!...

>> No.1865279

Fuck, I hate you so much.

>> No.1865292

Hey Alice, I hear you do lewd things with Shanghai.

...If so, wana do lewd things with ME?

>> No.1865304

Prove you're the REAL Alice!

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Reported

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>>1865279
Y-you need to accept your need for love... Anonymous Sagetard... D-don;t you want a hug?...

*honk*

>>1865304
*soft kiss*
B-because I love you...

>> No.1865339

>>1865273

I love you Alice, I want my wholesome cum to drip all over your sweet face, then I want my steaming rod to enter your cavities at an unparalleled speed.

>> No.1865356

is arc going to start roleplaying with alice?

that'd be pretty great.

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>>1865356
Sh-she tried last night.. b-but she has breasts that are too large so Anonymous took me to bed instead....

>> No.1865393

>>1865384
My my, no wonder she stutters all of the time...

>> No.1865399

>>1865384

this picture is missing some characters. Like Flandre and Reimu.

>> No.1865410

>>1865339
Wouldn't that make her cavities worse? From what I'm aware of only regular brushing and dental checkups help.

>> No.1865412

>>1865392
What?


Anonymous has never tooken you to bed.
That as just you pretending to be anonymous.

YOU REALLY OUGHT TO STOP LIEING ALL THE TIME.

>> No.1865422

>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
>>1864839
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>> No.1865434

>>1865412
Butthurt?

LEARN TO SPELL

>> No.1865439

herro?

>> No.1865545
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*reads*
*tickles anonymous with her toes*

>> No.1865584

>>1865545

*tickles Alice with his dick*

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>>1865584
*poke your dick with a sharp knife*

>> No.1865637

>>1865621
Go, Shanghai, go!

>> No.1865634

>>1865621

you shouldn't be so mean to your guests, Alice.

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>>1865634
...
*poke*

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>>1865637
S-shanghai is a good girl...

>> No.1865687

Shanghai is way cuter than Alice

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>>1865687
S-Shanghai is too small for your...

*blush*

>> No.1865711

>>1865708

wanna bet?

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a-and.. her detonator is there....

>> No.1865717

>>1865711
With that thing of yours, I doubt it won't fit.

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>>1865717
*hugs*
A-au.. I'm too busy...

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