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Can ANYTHING stop a pissed off Yukari? Maybe a hug?

>> No.18633960

No, Yukari can't get pissed off, she's ascended.

>> No.18633976
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Nothing much, that's for sure.
And hooray for Eighth Yakumo Thread!

>> No.18633977

Well yeah, she has an 8 on her hat.

>> No.18634030

No. Not even Allah.

>> No.18634042

>Maybe a hug?
Definitely a hug

>> No.18634511

Yukari IS Allah.

>> No.18634542

Please don't insult our holy eldritch goddess, 'kudasai'

>> No.18634633

Good dicking

>> No.18634638

Manly spirit

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>> No.18634831

Falcon Punch

>> No.18634835

wtf I'm Muslim now???

>> No.18634844
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a kiss from

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Not this time

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怒って ないよ

>> No.18638775

muhdara uchiwawa

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>> No.18640427
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No lewds!

>> No.18640554

I want to be Yukari in that akward situation!

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Yukari is for cutes, not Lewds!

>> No.18641730

Yukari's pretty much omnipotent in a 4-dimensional (maybe fifth as well) space, limited only by her lack of omniscience and the motivation she's willing to devote to a problem (which is a lot, if you manage to piss her off), since she's quite lazy.

She could be stopped, but only by a transcendental/6+ dimensional being that operates entirely above/outside the purview of her powers. Capital G Christian God and Demonbane, off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are others (probably some of the Lovecraftian horrors, at a guess).

Not even The Dick can defeat her, since she can turn you into a cute twink by manipulating your boundaries of Male/Female, Dom/Sub, and/or Master/Slave.

>> No.18641880

>Capital G Christian God and Demonbane, off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are others (probably some of the Lovecraftian horrors, at a guess).
Those are just Yukari's aliases.

>> No.18642016

Yukari is a giant robot piloted by a poorfag and a book loli?!

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Among other things, like a giant bearded man in the sky (not Unzan)

>> No.18642613

Wrong god, try something more eldritch.

>> No.18642884

To be fair, even the Biblical angels were depicted as pretty eldritch beings. YHWH may very well be Outer God like Azathoth or Yog-Sothoth levels of eldritch.

>> No.18643311

What a strange looking Yukarin

>> No.18643335

Yog-Sothoth wouldn't even wipe his ass with the christian "god."

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>> No.18643401

Anyone worth a salt from The Dark Tower series or SMT would rape the entirety of Gensokyo, get over it 2hufags.

>> No.18643412

My mum could rape the entirety of the The Dark Tower Series or SMT, get over it nerdo.

>> No.18643415

Your mum couldn't rape me or the entirety of my family, get over it faggo.

>> No.18644959

How did this dissolve into rape threats?

>> No.18645572

The dragon god and maybe the watatsukis

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Same here anon. I can only imagine swallowing up all the aged, stored-up cum of lonely /jp/sie as Yukari.

>> No.18646884

Yes she could fagoo

>> No.18648199

That doujin was pretty good

>> No.18648878

Reminder Yukari's powers aren't even powerful enough to remove one magic keystone from the ground.

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Unironically Mr. Handwave man

>> No.18651294

I think ZUN really needs to make his mind up about Yukari's power, heck the only thing that she might be able to manipulate is just what her opponents experience, and maybe some barrier building power (we're not even sure if she built the barrier by herself)

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>> No.18655188

—-> >>18635417

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>> No.18661503

That poor man’s dick is somewhere unmentionably painful.

>> No.18661561

Finally someone who understand.

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>> No.18661995

That was dickish.

>> No.18662843

Mommy Eirin

>> No.18662872

Eirin, who got scared over a bottle of sake?

>> No.18662892

Rumia can

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But exactly what Tenshit deserves.

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>> No.18676109

Yeah, the watatsukis

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>> No.18676707

That sinsack got what he deserved.

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Yes, he was an Eirinfag.

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>> No.18703754

That is hardly fair though.

>> No.18706075

Why are they trying to determine their identities through underwear inspection?

>> No.18707703

Yes Renko wears briefs and Yukari wears a garterbelt

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>> No.18721854

Is this what Yukari looks like IRL?

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>> No.18727616

A door.

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"Hamon gave me a little trouble a century ago"
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