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You walk up behind your mom in the middle of the night and see her drawing something in a familiar style and playing RO at the same time

You come to the chilling realization that your mom is Xration

What do you do now?

>> No.1856955

hatesex

>> No.1856956

Who?

>> No.1856962

I lick her shoes

>> No.1856965

Panic. Panic like I have never panicked before. For the night I would just lock myself in my closet and hug myself fervently till I can escape with the dawn.

>> No.1856967

>>1856952
Ask her why she likes RO so much, it's a shitty grinding game. Sure the characters are cute, but c'mon.

>> No.1856968

>playing RO

I grab a wrench and bash the back of her skull in. She may be my mother, but there are some transgressions that can't ever be excused.

>> No.1856976

"So that's why there's all these baby girl clothes... I had an older sister didn't I?!"

>> No.1856977

I'd ask her to draw me as a pretty girl being raped by an Isis.

>> No.1856978

give her a BRO FIST
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>> No.1856980

Ask if she takes requests

>> No.1856982

>>1856978
Giving a woman the bro fist? I think that's illegal.

>> No.1856983

>>1856952
"Why do you hate happiness?"

>> No.1856986

give her a hug

>> No.1856987

Get on my own RO character and go hunt MVPs with her.

>> No.1856991

I don't think some of you are well acquainted with xration stuff...

>> No.1856993

This reminds me that I need to redownload RO ever since it crashed. Thanks, /jp/, I've been forgetting for days.

>> No.1856995

>>1856980
This

>> No.1856999

My mother draws hentai. I masturbate to said hentai. Ergo, its like I'm masturbating to my mother.

... Oh, god.

>> No.1857007
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1857007

I remember seeing this and sincerely wishing to be the guy in the image, with his wife and loli.

Then I learned who Xration was and saw her other stuff.

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU MAN ;_;

>> No.1857009

I start locking my door when I sleep.

>> No.1857018

Your mother is awesome ;_;

>> No.1857028

>>1856952
Is this a true story?

If so, wanna trade?

>> No.1857029

Praise her for her work, but ask why there's so much rape and pregnancy and BAD ENDs

>> No.1857034

>>1857029
>ask why there's so much rape and pregnancy and BAD ENDs
Isn't the answer self-evident? Because they're hot.

>> No.1857041

blackmail her with this knowledge, demand sex for my silence

>> No.1857042

>>1857029
Xration without rape, pregnancy and bad ends is just like... random artist #6529

>> No.1857047

seeing as how fucked up my mother is, I wouldn't be too surprised. I'd just ask her why she's so broke all the time if she was a successful h-artist with a full-time job.

>> No.1857052

>>1857041
What if he's gay?

>> No.1857057

>What if he's gay?

Then it would be just rape

>> No.1857080

X-RATION PACK
http://rapidshare.com/files/38607596/X-ration.part1.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/38612812/X-ration.part2.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/38613673/X-ration.part3.rar.html
IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO FIVE OTHER BROS YOU AREN'T A BRO

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>> No.1857082

>>1857080

Wow, it's a rapidshare link that's split into 3.

Why do people use rapidshare again? It's pretty shitty.

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1857085

FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST MOM EVER

>> No.1857097
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1857097

Congratulate her for being popular on the internet.

>> No.1857099

>>1857085
IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOUR MOM IS OBSESSED WITH BAD ENDS

>> No.1857109

You faggots fail to realize that X-ration cannot be raped. She does the raping.

>> No.1857117

>>1857034
Seconded.

RO TENTACLE PORN THREAD

>> No.1857164
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1857164

The look on their faces, they never cease to arouse me

>> No.1857172

FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST MOM EVER.

Promptly request that she draws a touhou hate rape shota gang bang futanari manga. I'd also put more effort in her mothers day present from then on.

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>> No.1857184

Panic in the awkward silence.

>> No.1857220

>>1857080
Thanks Br...
>rapidshare.com
>Part 1
>Part 2
>Part 3
Why is it so hard to upload in Mediafire people ;_;

>> No.1857251

>>1857220
rapidsearch points

>> No.1857274

She orchestrated your discovery. Gods knows what else she is planning for you.

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>> No.1857331
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1857331

>She orchestrated your discovery. Gods knows what else she is planning for you.

Abuse? I'm hoping for abuse
Why is it always normalfags that get abused

>> No.1857465

>>1857080
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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'....)
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THANKFUL BROFIST

>> No.1857482

I'd probably scream and cower in the corner.

>> No.1857498

>>1857482
She feeds on fear and now you have blocked all of your escape routes.

Dead(Rape) End.

>> No.1857510

>>1856952
Suddenly, everything would make perfect sense. I continue whatever it is I was doing, nothing too out of the ordinary. Maybe bring it up later.

>> No.1857545

who's xration again?

>> No.1857566

"MOOOOM. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DRAW MOE GIRLS LIKE ALL THE OTHER ARTISTS"

>> No.1857574

>>1856952
My brain would get stuck in a "No, oh god no!" crash loop.

>> No.1857584

>>1857574
She would then use your expression as a model in her drawing.
DECENT END?

>> No.1857590

Nothing different. Masturbate and cry myself to sleep.

>> No.1857593

>>1857584
And then /jp/ would be fapping to me. GOOD END?

>> No.1857633

how does anybody know who Xration is?

>> No.1857640

>>1857633
This thread, to be honest. I knew the art, but not the artist.

>> No.1857647

I put on my wizard hat and robe and cast level 9 Amnesia on myself.

>> No.1857648

>>1857633
Because of that fat guy crawling into the girl's room and raping her in her sleep manga. I don't even know if Xration can actually draw a guy who ISN'T balding and overweight... MOM GET THAT WEBCAM OUT OF MY ROOM.

>> No.1857679

>>1857633
How does anybody NOT know who Xration is?

>> No.1857682

>>1857633
Why would you not know who Xration is?

>> No.1857695

>>1857633

Special on the History Channel.

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1857702

>I don't even know if Xration can actually draw a guy who ISN'T balding and overweight

>> No.1857706

who is XRation?

>> No.1857711
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1857711

>>1857702
WHY I AM SO PIGLIKE IN APPEARANCE?

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>>1857711

I never noticed how fucking xbox hueg the magic knight's breasts were until you posted this. Fuck, you have ruined them for me.

>> No.1857733

>>1857695
really?
what special was it?

>> No.1857756

>>1857734
You should see an eye doctor.

Or just watch the opening.

>> No.1857761

>>1857734
>LV 1523
Man, and I thought RedMoon with its 1000 level cap was getting a little on the high end of inflation with its levels.

>> No.1857793

>>1857761

Pretty much all NIS games are nutty when it comes to leveling. Hundreds of classes requiring remorts + lv9999 cap = lolz

>> No.1857974

>>1857761
Level 1523 is kinda eh. Easily attained. I know a girl that reincarnated her character, and went from level 1 to 2000 in a matter of 20 minutes. I mean, it is an accomplishment...but by no means legendary. :3

And really, couldn't you find a third legendary Infernal Armor? Put a little effort into it, bro!

>> No.1857996

>>1857974

Yeah, once you've attained X level, it's simple to pull all your other characters up to (.9)(X) within a few minutes. Gear is a better measure of your progress by far, past level ~100.

And c'mon, give me a break. I've got 10 characters geared out. My better gear is spread out between them. A level 30 regular exodus > an unleveled legendary infernal armor, which is all I've got in my warehouse. I'd go level one up real quick but I've got the monster level cranked up 20 times so I'd rather finish a bit of COO4 grindan before hitting the dark assembly and item world.

>> No.1858014

>>1857996
Spread other equipment to other characters? What the crap? Just give all your equipment to Laharl. Laharl's a total badass. What other character do you need?

>> No.1858026

>>1856993
If you haven't been playing for a while, Morroc's been destroyed.

>> No.1858033

>>1858014

Well, if you can deal with the low movement, Omega Sentinels and Aegis Knights blow Laharl out of the water in terms of overall strength. I have a pumped-up Omega Sentinel that has my best gear, but you level up a lot of stuff while grinding through item world, so I distribute it to my other felonied-up characters.

>> No.1858045

Oh yeah I've been playing iRO some lately.
Got a mage, getting seriously tired of geographers.
They say that if you don't get up to job50 before becoming a wizard you'll be fucked, but the only difference between job50 and now is either a lv8 frost diver or lv10, and storm gust easily replaces frost diver.
So like, whatever.

I wanted to make an alchemist, but medicine bowls on valkyrie cost a fucking 400z each.
Utter bullshit.

>> No.1858044

>>1856952
Spy on her to make sure she doesn't sprout tentacles.

>> No.1858053

Ask her to teach me how to color like that.

That's going to lead to a bad end wouldn't it?

>> No.1858060

>>1858045
Do Droseras and Muscipulars, bro. Though I don't know how crowded they are on iRO. Easy exp for Mages and Archers and much faster to kill than Geographers(Though there are Geos on the map if you want to kill them).

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>>1858033
Laharl is so much better than shitty Omega Shitinels. Plus, his clothes look so much cuter on other characters.

>> No.1858076

I'll join her and rule the galaxy as mother and son.

>> No.1858081

>>1858072

Anything looks cute on Pleinar. FUCK YEAH PLEINAR.

>> No.1858086

>>1858081

Pleinair, even. Goddamnit.

>> No.1858090

>>1857220
>>1857080
1) Spend about ~20$ for a 3 month premium account
2)???
3) Enjoy unlimited direct downloads

>> No.1858101

>>1858090
>Switch to an ISP that gives you Dynamic IP
Fix'd

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>> No.1858129

>>1858045

Bro, if you go to job level 50 you get to skip a really annoying part of the wizard test.

>> No.1858149

>>1858060
Thanks bro.
Though it looks like there's griphons on the map which worry me if it's not a popular map.
Haven't been there yet so I don't know.

>> No.1858195

>>1856952

I make her draw consensual sex in the missionary posistion between human characters. I than use this fabled art to create a bridge between reality and 2D land before reality can heal the wound caused by the art which can never exist.

>> No.1858201

>>1858149
There's only 3. I was about to type 'just Fly Wing' but then I remembered that Valkyrie has ridiculous FW prices as well, right?

>> No.1858630

>>1858072

Uncensored source now.

>> No.1858653

Wait wait, Valkyrie what now? Seriously what's your name? I haven't found any other /jp/sie to play Valkyrie with.

>> No.1858669

>>1858653
Different anon here, I go by Nozomu Itoshiki though I'm really behind.

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>>1858669
cool, here is me. Haven't played in a couple weeks cause my friend quit but I'm all for making sage one day so I'd love to keep going at least till then.

>> No.1858681

>>1858676
You can become a sage now and quit that god-awful game once and for all. After you quit, it doesn't matter that you didn't hit jlvl 50 before changing jobs.

>> No.1858706

>>1858681
I've always loved RO though and reaching job 50 would give me a character to play for later.

>> No.1858717

reacting with mixed emotions and acting it out behind her.

>> No.1858723

>>1856952
For a moment I thought that was sion.

>> No.1858749

>>1857793
It's nice that they don't usually REQUIRE the excessive grinding that's allowed though. It's just there beyond the main story for the people who like that stuff.

>> No.1858776

god those are delicious legs

>> No.1858796

Give her a hug and tell her I love her art.

>> No.1858828

So when exactly did we find out that Xration is a woman?

>> No.1858846

just got done fappin to her stuff. lawd did that feel good. so fucking hot, I absolutely love how full bodied she draws her women.

>> No.1858850

>>1858776
Why? If you saw a girl like this in real life she'd be a total fatass. Do you actually WANT fat chicks? Why the hell don't you have girls oozing all over you? There's millions of fat chicks that are desperate for any kind of attention.

Xration's art is only sometimes tolerable for me.

>> No.1858855

Xration draws the best delicious fat thighs

>> No.1858860

>>1858850
Not really fat, and some of us can enjoy chubby chicks.

>> No.1858864

>>1858860
I can accept that

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>>1858850
>If you saw a girl like this in real life she'd be a total fatass.
LIES
Healthy /= Fat ass
Tama nee has delicious chubby thighs too, She's not fat, she's healthy.

>> No.1858878

Wait wait wait, xration also writes code?

>> No.1858883

>>1858878
wat

Why would you think that?

>> No.1858887

>>1858883
http://xration.sakura.ne.jp/htmls/program.htm

>> No.1858891

Wasn't there at least one 4chan guild on valkyrie?
I can't imagine that someone named their guild ragequit just at random without having at least heard of 4chan.

>> No.1858904

>>1858887
Does Nasu or Takeuchi write code?

>> No.1858934

>>1858887
Heh. The woman is talented.

>> No.1858946

I take the children and get of the house. I do not have a mom statue.

>> No.1858961

I scream. From the depths of my now shattered soul.

I stand. And scream. In pure despair.

>> No.1859163

>>1858891
I saw a Valkyrie guild with Pedobear for a symbol

>> No.1859172

>>1859163
My old guild in Loki had a pedobear icon, if the leader visited here, he hid it pretty well, although, I did meet a former member on this board.

>> No.1859174

Hijack to regular RO thread.

How is Valkyrie doing? EternityRO private server felt more official to me than current officials, so I moved there. Valkyrie seems slightly interesting though, but I was going to wait to see if it died after 3 months or not.

>> No.1860466

>How is Valkyrie doing?
>I was going to wait to see if it died after 3 months or not.

It definitely ain't dead.
It has more users than all three of their "premium" servers combined.
This causes the "premium" users to get jealous and badmouth the valkyrie users and point out the premium servers benefits at every occasion to try and justify their subscription fee.

The premium servers are the ones dying.
I think valkyrie regularly has 1800-1900 people on.

>> No.1860471

>>1860466
Well I forgot to point out that that number doesn't take bots into account, but still.

>> No.1860478

>>1860471
That's a bit depressing. EternityRO excludes all vend merchants in their player count and has 2200 people on usually. Outside of WoE.

Well, not that it's a bad server. Opposite in fact. Maybe I just miss officials.

One more question. Does Valkyrie (or iRO in general) have WoE:SE, Endless Tower, and all that jazz?

>> No.1860513

I think it has endless tower.

Don't know about second edition WoE.
Might also be called WoE 2.0. whatever
I've never been interested in WoE since it's always about having the highest level characters and best gear in the game, and I have neither.

>> No.1860519

2000+ users on a 7/7/5 rate server you say?
hmmmmm......

>> No.1860528

>>1860519
Players Online
2062

To be exact. It isn't a prime time at the moment though.

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