Watatsukis

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No love for moon sisters?

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>>18376941

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I like them.

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Nah.
They're incapable of anything.
Literal shitlords

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"So?" The woman demands, arms folded, scowling, brow creased in worry.

"So, what?" Eirin says, pushing gently past the lavenderette, makes her way down the hallway.

"So, when is she going to stop being sick?"

The doctor almost pauses, hearing such a childish phrase from the mouth of a grown woman - a centuries-old woman, even. As it was, she simply sighed, long-suffering, and shrugged her shoulders.

"I don't know."

"You don't know?" Tone incredulous biting indignant scared. "How the hell do you not know, you're literally a goddess of medi--"

"Yorikou."

The lavenderette freezes. Unused to hearing that name. Hasn't been said for years and years, five hundred? Six?

Eirin turns to face her, expression carved from stone, eyes chips of silvered ice.

"Do you want to know what kills most Lunarian exiles?"

"Anti-emissary snipers," Yorikou mutters, sees Eirin's gaze narrow, worth it.

"Disease." The doctor hisses. "You and your sister both have lived seven hundred years with no need for an immune system, sheltered by a dome, protected by Luna's ultimate purity." Turns on her heel. "That is now gone, and you're here in a secluded little country full of monsters, monsters and all of their monster-grade viruses."

"And what do you mean by that?" The woman fires back, runs down the hall after her, not going quietly and not without an answer. "Huh?"

"I mean, Yorikou, that she might be dead by morning."

Eirin hears the footfalls stop. Pauses herself.

"... quit trying to scare me." Tone disbelieving, hoarse, Eirin can hear all the fought-back tears her long-former student (child) won't let her see. "I'm not gonna do anything stupid like Toyo did, s-so, so tell me the truth."

"Yorikou." The doctor says, soft, and the woman doesn't listen.

"A week?"

"Yorikou."

"Two weeks? Three?"

"Yorikou."

"A month--"

"Yorikou!"

"You're a fucking liar, Yagokoro!"

Eirin hears steps backwards and whirls, reaches and grabs the collar of her student's shirt, practically lifts her from the floor (not eating enough not exercising enough her body is starting to live starting to die again and she's not treating it properly) and growls.

Heart shatters seeing tears, betrayed look, but she's inches away from losing one and she will not lose them both.

"Watatsuki no Yorikou, you are not to go into her room, under any circumstance, until I, personally, invite you to."

"Y-You can't," the woman (child) chokes out between drops of saltwater and ragged breaths, "fucking, stop me."

"I will lock you in your own room if I catch you even breathing in the direction of her door."

"I'll, break," coughs, please native goddesses, only because of her position, "it down."

"I'll have Lady Houraisan place an eternity seal on it."

"I'll, kill, her."

"Not much of a deterrent for one such as herself. She may even enjoy the challenge."

"I'll,"

Eirin sees the trembling threat in her eyes before she could even voice it.

"I'll,"

Gaze miserable hopeless fearful helpless, needs to do something needs to say something.

"I'll,"

She'll be going to the Yama by herself by herself and she promised her six hundred years ago sobbing heartbroken wanting Sensei back wanting Mama back that she would never leave her alone again and this is no different.

"Then I'll kill myself anyway!"

Eirin drops her.

Yorikou sobs.

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Cum sisters.

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>>18376941
We all know that the match between Mr. Armstrong and Yorihime ended in hate-sex. Of which neither wishes to speak or be reminded of. Ever.
Armstrong might brag with his bros. Yorihime had to lock herself in her room for about ten years after doing a walk of shame away from the Lunar Module

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>>18377151
The aftermath?

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>>18377151
Someone upload that greentext of Yorihime vs Armstrong

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>>18377174

Now this is how a proper moonslut's battle uniform should look like

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>>18377452
Yes, can't wait to see her being raped by aliens.

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They're already married so there is nothing to love.

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I hope you don't mind me driving on your property.

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>>18377111
Luna has slipped from orbit, and is falling, falling, falling towards Sola, towards flame and heat, flame and heat, burning her to a crisp, eating her alive.

Or maybe Terra was the planet who had slipped from orbit. Was it? Maybe they were both falling, she thinks, body feels like it's being pushed pressed swallowed up by the mattress and being dragged up towards the ceiling light floating going somewhere going nowhere.

Dying?

No, she can't die.

Can she?

No, she decides, probably not.

Can't move, too busy being pushed and pulled and feels, a bit, as though she has melted, boiling away, all heat and sweat and blurred fading edges, head spinning lazy circles around and around and around the room. Hasn't opened eyes in awhile, maybe asleep, maybe awake. Can't really tell. Hot either way.

Dying?

Can't be dying.

Are you sure?

... might be dying.

Death is supposedly sharp and hard and angles, gaunt, skeletal, black and void. Death is something to fear, something to dread, something to ward against and push away.

Hot, melting, ache running straight through her bones and building in her chest and her skull in the back of her eyes, breathes shallow, hurts, hurts, hurts.

Dying?

Might be dying.

Death looks different, not like they said, not like they warned.

Eyes open or eyes closed? Doesn't matter. Sees Death anyway, and hears Death anyway.

Death is soft and sweet and sakura-pink, cools her head with light touches and speaks gently, soothes her nightmares away.

Dying.

Dying.

Dying.

...

Doesn't want to die.

...

Wants to go home.

...

Wants her sister here.

...

Dying anyway.

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>>18377111
>>18377910
Good, moonbitches should suffer

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>>18378144
That’s discrimination!

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SWEET

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MOON

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PEACHES

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No love for Toyohime?

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>>18378677
Toyohime as a proper senior is the one who's giving love.

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OTP

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>>18377910
The princess has been kidnapped!

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>>18379296
Good

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>>18379296
RAEP TIME

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>>18383772
You wouldn't dare!

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>>18377111
>>18378094
stop

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>>18383822
Lunarian abuse is not allowed here

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>>18383841
Nor are thumbnails.

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Lunarians are precious and must be protected!

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>>18383787
Would I?

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>>18383888
Eirin Kaguya and Reisen are precious and must be protected!*
I agree.
Those three are too good to lose.

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>>18383772
Dolls in space suits can't rape.

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>>18377174

My dick can't possibly get any harder than this, just make Eirin wear this

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What do I do lord? Destroy the barrier. Purify them all. This is their plan people. These are demons. Just like the Perfect Memento in Strict Sense says. Basically an Lunar invasion into this Gensokyo through people. I...I...I'm telling you it's what the Yakumo's said. It's what they warned of. It's what we're dealing with. They're demons. They're freaking Lunar invaders. Okay, I'll just say it. Make fun of me all you want on Kakashi Spirit News or whatever but everyone already intimately knows this. These people are not freaking humans, okay. The Watatsuki's are god damn demons.

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>>18385965
Anti lunarian propaganda

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>>18385965
Shut up aya

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What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

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"Lunarian War" my ass. Thousands of casualties on your end and none to your enemies is so fucking abysmal, they may as well just have commit genocide on your asses and be done with it. Fuck your "Eight Million Gods in Shinto." Those sisters are absolutely INCAPABLE of anything militarily, and socially.
LIKE HOLY SHIT! THOSE COCKSUCKING "ROYALS" CAN NOT RUN SHIT, EVEN IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. And they STILL have The NERVE to call themselves SUPERIOR? To EVERYONE? RELEASE THOSE BUNNIES AND BLOW UP THE FUCKING MOON AND BE OVER WITH IT DAMN IT!

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>>18389657
Aya? Where?

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>>18390045
>>18390052
The Imperium?

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>>18390794
Sister...there is nothing more we can do.
Yorihime looks around at the hordes of Tyranids. The Rabbits are falling, one by one. The Captain of the Lunar Defence Force dies next to Yorihime.
...there isn't, is there?
Toyohime looks up at her sister.
Yori...
...I will make The Last Summoning. Toyo...I love you.
...I love you too, sister.
The two sisters embrace each other, tears running down their cheeks. Finally, they let go and Yorihime kneels on the ground.
Amida. We beseech you in our last hour. We pray to you that our deaths are not in vain. For the sake of those that live on...we pray that you also bring your death upon our enemies.
There and then, Yorihime stabs herself in the stomach with her long sword. She brings it up her torso, spilling her intestines and her blood. Crying, Toyohime takes up the sword of a fallen Lunar Rabbit and cuts off her sisters head, finishing the Seppuku. Then she kills herself as well.
And then...there is silence.
From the bodies of the two sisters, there arises a strange light. A transparent, shining form appears, gently taking the souls of the two princesses. Then it turns to the Tyranids.
A black carpet rolls over the Lunar Capital. It spreads all over the surface of the moon, and even stretches out to touch the closest of the Tyranid ships still in the air.
Everywhere the darkness touches, there is death. Until there is no more life on the Moon.
Just the silence of the dead.

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>>18391428
>>18390794
>>18390052
>>18390045

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>>18392239
Well the lunarians did decide to purify Gensokyo first (by purging all life from it) during the events of LoLK

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>>18392239
Come on, lunarians aren’t that fanatical

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>>18403851
Eirin is like 11 feet tall. It's canon.