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teacher thread

>> No.18244059

>>18243812
>teacher thread
How about NO!
If it dies once, its okay, but making another thread is useless persistence.

>> No.18244078

Keine has keine fans on /jp/!

>> No.18244451
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>>18244078
That's deep.

>> No.18244466

>>18244078
Sie hat ein - Keine!

>> No.18244557
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I voted for Keine in the poll. This thread is going to die isn't it?

>> No.18245373
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>>18244557
I voted for Keine as well. She isn't my absolute favorite, but she's definitely in my top 5.
Too bad this thread is probably going to die while Mokou and Kaguya threads are immortal.

>> No.18245380

>>18245373
Keine was made for milking threads after all, not for seperate ones!

>> No.18245404
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>>18243812
Teacher has big boobs.

>> No.18245612
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I am in love with Keine.

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>> No.18245716

>>18245682
Did you hurt yourself, Keine? Show me the booboo so I can kiss it and it will all be okay!

>> No.18245820
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>> No.18246073

>>18245373
I voted for Keine too. She's also not my favorite but I think she's underrated and she deserves more votes for her

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Didn't we just have this thread? Same OP and all?

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>> No.18247047

>>18246391
actually not same op

>> No.18247103
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>>18245716
worse, she was bullied by Moonbitches.

>> No.18247172
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>>18247103
The moon used to be such a great place until the Watatsukis got into power.
Make The Moon Great Again!

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I hope this thread is still up tomorrow afternoon.

>> No.18248406
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Mokou's wife!

>> No.18250482
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Sensei.

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>> No.18251596

I hate her because she is way too hard for a stage 3 boss.

>> No.18251896
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Would a teacher this pretty make kids pay more or less attention to the lesson?

>> No.18251912

>>18251570
I think i’ll skip class for today.

>> No.18251922
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>>18251912
You're going to skip the breastfeeding lesson?

>> No.18251969
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>>18251596
Most of her spell cards are patterns that you can memorize. Make judicious use of Spell Practice and she'll become trivial.
For her non-spells you should practice unfocused movement, and just bomb if you feel like you're going to get hit.
Her last spell card with the lasers is complete bullshit however.

>> No.18251983

>>18251922
I don’t think she’d breastfeed me with those breasts. My balls are in danger

>> No.18251986

>>18251983
I would gladly sacrifice my balls to drink Keine's milk right from the tap!

>> No.18251989

>>18251969
That or you could just kill some of her familiars via human shot, helps lift the bruden as well

>> No.18252038

>>18251989
I found Magic team to absolutely shred Keine's non-spells. If you malice cannon in human form Marisa shreds her familiars while Alice is still hitting Keine.

>> No.18252066

>>18252038
yeah Malice cannon in general is pretty silly.

>> No.18252415
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Today is Don't Wear any Pants to School Day.

>> No.18252835
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>> No.18253073
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Why is Keine so sexual?

>> No.18253126
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Keine wants you to stay after class for a "special" lesson.

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>>18243812
Reminder that green teach > blue teach.

>> No.18253164
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>>18253144
They both have their charms. Human Keine is for tender loving, while EX Keine is for rough sex.

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>>18253164

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I prefer keine when she’s with sukusukus

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>> No.18253976
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God morning class! Today we'll be talking about algebraic topology instead of boring old history~

>> No.18253985

Please teach me about women's body!

>> No.18254034
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>>18253144
Absolutely false. Blue is the factually perfect wife, green is just another fluffy lady.
We shouldn't even talk about this, though. Keine will get upset.

>> No.18254091
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>>18254034
Your opinion is wrong but I will defend to the death your right to express it.

>> No.18254140
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>>18254091
Oh yeah? Then what makes Green Keine so great?

>> No.18254165
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>>18254140
She's a youkai.

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>>18254165
...go on.

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>> No.18258109

>>18254165
Blue Keine is a Youkai too anon.

>> No.18258427

I always had a teacher fetish

>> No.18260043
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>>18258427
This is why blue Keine is superior.

>> No.18260306

>>18260043
Both Keine are teachers.

>> No.18260325

>>18260306
This.

>> No.18261617
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>>18260325
>>18260306
Green Keine is a very different kind of teacher, so far that teacher fetish isn't even a factor with her.

>> No.18261625
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>>18261617
>Green Keine is a very different kind of teacher
They're literally the same person lad.

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>>18261625
No shit. She's still a very different kind of teacher.

>> No.18267188

Blue for the streets.
Green for the sheets.

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>>18267188
Mokou gets the idea.

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>>18267202
Lies.

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>> No.18268398

>>18261643
Man you are STUPID

>> No.18268414

>>18250482
Go ahead. Just do it. I am sick of you asking. Go ahead and rip Cirno apart and eat her innards in front of the class. She is probably going to whoop your ass anyway at this point.

>> No.18269805

Oh man I think the clock is slow.

I don't feel tardy.

>> No.18270960

>>18268398
Blue Keine is a schoolteacher. She teaches children things, helps raise them, is strict and harsh but but fair and nice and there with them for much of their childhood. She's a person of authority over young boys and might remind them of their mom, but without all the icky oedipus implications. When someone says they've got a teacher fetish, this is the sort of teacher they're talking about.

Green Keine is a mythical beast of knowledge. She appears in the chambers of emperors, kings, and heroes in the dead of night to advise them on all things mystical, especially on how to handle and combat monsters. She's a teacher, yes, but not at all the sort one with a teacher fetish would be attracted too.

Yes, they're the same person, but if you've got a teacher fetish, blue Keine is the one you want.

>> No.18271475

>>18270960
>Green Keine is a mythical beast of knowledge. She appears in the chambers of emperors, kings, and heroes in the dead of night to advise them on all things mystical, especially on how to handle and combat monsters.

You know, that got me thinking. The fact that she's got the blood of such a sagely divine creature in her alone is reason enough for some minor noble to marry her. I bet Keine gets more proposals than she can count!

>> No.18271478

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>> No.18271502

>>18271475
Well, naturally. People aren't screwing around when they call her the perfect wife.

>> No.18271506

>>18271478
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>> No.18271524

Could I just marry green and spend time with another wife when green is blue?

>> No.18271562

>>18271475
Well, naturally. People aren't kidding around when they call her the perfect wife.

>> No.18271576

>>18271502
>>18271562
4chan please stop

>>18271524
Absolutely not, you scumbag.

>> No.18271597

>>18271576
Well that doesn't sound very fun.

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Finally.

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From a let's play

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Teachers shouldn't be this lewd.

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>>18261625
Cirno is smart!

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>>18281455
Indeed they shouldn't, else they're gonna get violated by hobos.

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>>18287941
Hobos? That'd never happen.

>> No.18288008

I'm hot for teacher!

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18288316

Keine belongs to Eirin.

>> No.18288712

>>18288316
At least it's better than Keine/Mokou. An intelligent woman like Keine should not be hanging out with some violent, thuggish hobo.

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>>18288712
Moko belongs to Kaguya obviously.

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>>18288712
Keine will hang out with whomever she likes, thank you very much.
And they're just close friends.

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>>18289804
Close friends, sure let's go with that.

>> No.18290561
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Everyone knows there's only one true Keine pairing.

>> No.18294409

Ao Keine > Ao Keine

>> No.18295284

>>18290561
that's not Tokiko

>> No.18295407

>>18258109
part human = human in gensokyo

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>>18295284
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