Monster Girl Thread

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Chaos cat when?

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Maids are olev

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Raceplay with brown monster girls.

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Who is the best desert girl and why?

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>>18223302
Cheshires already exists though.

But that's not what we need now.
What we need are muscle holsts in sundresses

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>>18223302
Hopefully never if she's going to have the transformation gimmick.

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>>18223313
Wonderlant is like Chaos lite, insanity for plebs

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>>18223312
I can't pick between Sphinx, Khepri and Mummy.

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>>18223332
Why choose? Get the Khepris and then add Sphinx and Mummies to your royal harem.
Then impregnate all of them

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Reminder that this oni

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Vampires

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>>18223325
Me, im the degenerate. What do i get?

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>>18223312
>asks which desert girl is best
>pic leaves her out

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>>18223332
The Sphinx's design is great, but I couldn't live with someone constantly asking riddles.

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>>18223347
A best

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>>18223351
That picture would be vastly different if there was an Apophis present.

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>>18223337
I don't know if I could live in the desert all of my life, anon. I'm just a white boy.

>>18223358
She would probably tone it down if you asked her.

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>>18223351
Grape snake worst snake.

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>>18223372
>Dear, could you maybe tone it down with the riddles today? I've got a headache.
>"Tone it down? Of course! But only if you answer this riddle correctly!"
Might be time to break out the spray bottle.

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>>18223337
My man.
Gonna get the mummies muscular, the sphinx soft, and the kehpris oppai

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>>18223312
It's a tie between Anubis and Pharaoh

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>>18223393
>sugar coating it
Anon there are times where you need to be blunt.

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>>18223297
I want to chase a bunch of loli Kobolds around with a vacuum cleaner.

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>>18223409
Poor things will be spooked.
Do you want to see a bunch of kobold lolis shaking and hiding under blankets?

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I have to say, anons. I love my dragon quite a lot.

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>>18223415
I just want to chase them.

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>>18223409
>>18223424
Anon, no! That's awful!

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>>18223424
If you want to chase them, you can just chase them without the vacuum.
They're much more rambunctious if you do it without the vacuum.

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>>18223426
Best Oneesan.

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>>18223351
I want to be graped by the snake!

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>>18223400
Everyone loves to go on about Anubis', but life as a Pharaoh's husband would be something else. Being able to call such a powerful and beautiful woman your wife, and at the same time having her devote herself wholly to you would be nothing short of amazing. Having to sate her thousands of years of pent up lust when she wakes would be quite the experience, too.

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>>18223364
>Out in the sun
>Sword
>Coffee

Dhampir?

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>>18223409
Not even KDF would mistreat kobolds like that.

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Is it bad that I want to introduce goblins to holst milk?
I mean, they already view big tits positively so it wouldn't be out of the ordinary to expect them to get big chests too.

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Why are there so many wiki browsers here these days.

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>>18223476
Because we have angered the loli gods.
More oniichans must be given to the local sabbath.

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>>18223364
>>18223347
Must be removed for the good of mankind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvSCDh4Iejo

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>>18223487
Platonic older brothers?

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>>18223502
Define platonic.

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>>18223461
Being a archeologist or explorer must be the worst occupation.
>thousand year old pharaoh
>Various trapped undead
>gryphons
>Old as heck dragon hoards.
>Hellhounds guarding tombs.
>Ancient dungeons and lich lairs
Am missing anything?

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>>18223532
Just tell them you're married.

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>>18223487
>Because we have angered the loli gods.
Good.
>More oniichans must be given to the local sabbath.
We should defile and convert the sabbath to heresy.
>>18223532
Sounds like a fun occupation, 90% chance of wife!

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>>18223532
Amazon tribes inhabiting jungle ruins
Underwater ruins with all types of monsters there (Leviathan when, KC)

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>>18223532
I dunno, finding a shortstack griffon and her clan guarding an ancient temple in a mountain would be nice.

Having all of them slightly disappointed when you tell them you're just there to look, not take, would be funny

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>>18223505
No lewd

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>>18223532
You have your rivals that'll rape you if they get a chance.

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>>18223551
Oh, thats good.
Anal is lewd when its oniichan on his imotou after all.

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>>18223541
They'd be able to smell a woman on you if you were.

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>>18223541
>"Whats her name then?"

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>>18223351
>Nerdy Apophis spends most of her time in the library reading fantasy novels, studying for exams and stalking that cute anon from her class she's got a crush on.
>She's written so many filthy fantasies about him in her diary she's gone through eight of them.

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>>18223564
>>18223569
This is where I exit the dungeon.

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>>18223572
Then they seal the exits.

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>>18223582
If they didn't want people in the dungeon, why were the doors open?

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Fact: monster girls love knights

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Paging anons who know moonspeak: have you read Francisca's chapter from Fallen Brides? Does it involve pegging?

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>>18223598
I do too.Monster knights.

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>>18223598
Peter why

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>>18223461
Just imagine a starved Pharaoh waking up thousands of years after her kingdom fell only to find an exotic looking man backing away slowly from her sarcophagus.
She'd probably fling herself at him and give him the most ferocious blowjob before mounting him and raping him furiously.
Imagine her screaming "Cum" in her God Voice and even though he doesn't understand her language his body knows to answer her command and unloads everything he has into her womb.
Imagine her learning english by kissing him deeply and channeling demonic energy and then refusing to walk out.
Imagine walking out of that tomb with a pornstar bodied Pharaoh cradled in your arms looking haughty as hell.
Imagine hearing an Elf in your excavation team mutter "lucky bitch" with a jealous look on her face.

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I'm a simple man with simple desires. I get a warm feeling whenever a profile mentions home cooked meals. Any clue what some MGs might cook?

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>>18223613
>>18223556
What kind of MG would work as archeologist and explorers?

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>>18223615
I don't know but if a girl could make me a mean chili then I'd marry her on the spot barring being a sith

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>>18223615

Whatever your favorite meals are.

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>>18223621
Quite a few mummies are probably former archeologists before running into an Anubis

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>>18223628
Chili is so easy to make that it would be embarrassing if they couldn't.

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>>18223636
The difference is chili and GOOD chili.

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>>18223631
What a cute woman.

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>>18223642
Good chili is still pretty easy to make.

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>>18223654
I dunno, its pretty easy for folks to phone it in with Chili.

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>>18223631
Obviously, my favorite meal would be my wife's cooking.

So what would I have to look forward to with a Nureo?

Probably some Eastern cuisine

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>>18223643


Nures are pretty cute, this is true.

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>>18223654
Just dont defile it with beans and it's good.
Great with fresh chopped onion

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>>18223621
Succubi and various types with an interest in that field, Dragons and Echidna looking for treasures and ruins to nest in, Liches and Crow Tengu looking for magical artifacts and lost knowledge.

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>>18223633
How could a anubis live long enough for archeologist to try and excavate her pharaohs tomb?

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>>18223668
>No beans
Come on man, chili can do good with beans but onions are a must for sure

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>>18223675
She went into a magical stasis to awaken to serve the Pharaoh.

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>>18223675
Either A: The do via long lives/stasis or B: You have a line of Anubi sworn to the pharaohs line

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>>18223615
Quality of food is my biggest concern with all the more violent MGs. They better sharpen their cooking skills if they want to keep me happy.

Side note: what meals would Hellhounds make? Manticores? Dragons?

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>>18223666

Eastern cuisine huh? Curry, Pad Thai, Chinese roast duck, you name it. Of course Nures would know dozens upon dozens recipes from many parts of the world thanks whatever the recipes they learn become inherited by the children. Their instincts might inspire awe into a novice cook.

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>>18223683
How does she know if someones trespassing?
Someone could sneak up on her and tell her that shes loved and valued
>>18223688
For someone to try and excavate the tomb would imply its ancient and derelict, even then are they kidnapping men who were just out on a stroll?

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>>18223714
Spiced meats and jerkies.
I'd marry a strongfat mino without regrets because she could probably make some killer BBQ

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>>18223720
The anubis line would probably have an offsite village/house where they live while some members patrol and protect the tomb

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>>18223719
>Curry
Pretty much the best food.

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>>18223729
A bengal jinko that can cook curry would be wifed by me in a second.

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Would Zipangu/Mist Continent girls use their cooking skills to seduce cute western boys?

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>>18223714
>Dragons?
You're making the food, or if they've MERE'd prepare for each meal to be a feast of wonder and probably spiked foods.

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>>18223729

If you must know it was pretty much the first example I thought of.

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>>18223747
The quickest way to man's dick, is through his stomach.

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>>18223727
>eventually down the generations one Anubis gets fed up with living underground protecting some old dead lady
>stuffs her feelings down enough to where she develops an evil alter ego named Melvin

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>>18223714
Meat, meat spiked with venom, anon your cooking for her.

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>>17921048
"You know, you should ask him to spot you next time."
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I went to get a Strawberry Milkshake to celebrate Jabberwock's birthday, it's been a nice day overall! Happy Birthday Jabberwock!

Also some commissions and other stuff is in the works, hopefully there'll be neat stuff to post from that eventually!

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>>18223754
She better not challenge me to a children's card game because the only one I have is a MTG deck that's built to irritate and spoil

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>>18223753
>dick
I thought it was heart.

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>>18223735
>>18223750
Specifically Thai curries.

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>>18223764
>That Minotaur
>That Oni
Oh man, my dick can't handle this.

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>>18223764
What are the odds of some /fit/ monstergirl slinging some poor sap over her shoulder and dragging him to the showers for a "post workout protein drink"?
Just imagine an Oni lifting you up and sucking your dick in the showers as you try to cling to her head to keep from falling.

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>>18223764
That raiju looks genki, its nice.
Every girl in that gym looks like wife material

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>>18223753
Especially if they cheat and use drugs.

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>>18223747

Oh absolutely.

I would unabashedly try the sushi at nearly opportunity I'd get if I were to go to either place.

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>>18223749
Are you sure they wouldn't prepare a meal to show how good they are at it?

Also to feed their hopeless and weak husband?

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>>18223768
Sorry anon but you're out of luck. She's evil so your protests mean nothing to you, you're going straight to the Shadow Realm!

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>>18223774
>Thai curry
Correct that, I'd wife that jinko three times as fast.

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>>18223765
Happy birthday to the Wock!

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>>18223788
Can't send me there if I don't play!
Jokes on her!

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>>18223794
That was the humane option anon, and you blew it! Now she's going to rape you!

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>>18223490
Vampires are, first and foremost cruel, deceptive predators, and they will always see humans as a food first and people second.

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>>18223800
Oh noooo!
Whatever will I do with a delicious chocolate jackel atop me?
Truly this is the most horrifying of experiences.

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>>18223714
>Dragon
Don't worry! She took the poisons out.
Probably

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>>18223764
Are monster girl gyms filled with new years resolution nightmares too?

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>>18223806
That's what you get for messing with the true power of evil and childrens' card games!

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>>18223815
New years P'Orcs, holsts, the occasional cuddlecat, elves, and maybe a lich or two

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>>18223764
>walk in a gym in MGC
>yell out “GEE, I HOPE SOME STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL MONSTER CAN HELP SPOT ME AND GIVE ME TIPS ON MY FORM!”
>????
>profit!

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>>18223822
AH, but now it seems she's fallen for my trap card.
The trap card of Sarcasm!

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>>18223828

>no one reacts.
>some people give you weird looks

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>>18223834
She's just going to rape you extra hard for that.

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>>18223839
It's not rape if I want it.

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>>18223786
>Are you sure they wouldn't prepare a meal to show how good they are at it?
I don't think good means burned but okay.
>Also to feed their hopeless and weak husband?
Unless this is one of the really attached and lonely ones that go "NO HARM WILL EVER COME TO YOU IN ANY WAY HUSBAND!" probably not?

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>>18223770
Same thing, really.

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>>18223828
>>18223837
>a Minotaur security guard just tosses you out of the gym for being a creep
>she promises to not be merciful on you next time you pull something like that
>and that she can help you out on your ‘technique’ at her home gym when she gets off work

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Oni childhood friends are bad influences!

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I want to teach a little Cheshire to play the tuba!

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>Q:What type of men do monstergirls dislike?
>A:They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

What would happen if an MG met a human woman with those qualities? Would they:
A.Kill her
or
B.Trust in MAMONO MANA to reform her?

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>>18223872
A comically large instrument for what may become a comically large cat.

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>>18223864
Why anon? It's not like drinking is bad for Onis.
It's not like you wouldn't enjoy her taking your virginity in an old abandoned building either! You'd love to have your face pressed between her massive tits as her cunt milks you dry!

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>>18223873
MGs only kill if their life is in danger and they have no other option so B

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>>18223879
>old abandoned building
This scenario is kind of rapey. I'd have it no other way.

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>>18223879
>old abandoned building
No. That happens slowly and tenderly in a bedroom.

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>>18223891
>>18223888
The duality of man

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>>18223828
Reminds me of a story idea I have involving an adventurer getting some pointers from a succubus that took an interest in swordsmanship.

>Holding her body right against his
>Hands moving all over to adjust his form
>Encouragement and support when he gets it right

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>>18223872
I would hate to be a music teacher in MGC Junior High. So many kids who play and treat your class like shit would make me an alcoholic by the second semester.

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>>18223888
>>18223891
I guess it depends on what kind of Oni childhood friend you have. If you want the old abandoned building, you have the party girl who sneaks out with you to make sure you have privacy when she gives you her virginity.
If you want the slow and tender route, have the kind Oni who protected you from bullies blush and hold your hand all the way up to her surprisingly cute bedroom before she turns off the lights, pulls the covers over the both of you and holds you close as you thrust down into her.

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>>18223873
>or "causing others misfortune is fun!".
>tfw you lose out on a monster wife because you enjoy shitposting

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>>18223915
>party girl
I was thinking more of a childhood rival that needs to prove she's better than you in everything, including sex!

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>>18223917
There's a big difference between shitposting and being a true sadist

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>>18223915
>Being protected by an Oni
>Not fighting with her

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>>18223917
>tfw our shitposting caused the portals to not open in 2017
Damndest be us!

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>>18223915
What happens if a boy has both?

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>>18223931
Then he has a wild threesome with a Red Oni party girl and her sweet protective Blue Oni sister.

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>>18223864
I fail to seehow a muscled up 9ft red oni with a hatred of pelvic bones is a bad influence

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>Hotdog firefighter will never princess carry you to safety
feels bad

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not just centaurs and arachnes can give you rides, oomukades and snakes can do it as well!

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>>18223947
She is going to make the fire bigger

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>>18223955
And ushi, goes great with a party of a mino holst and hakutaku

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>>18223940
>Anon is cornered by his Oni friends after graduating high school
>Isn't seen until later afternoon after he stumbles into his house with no shirt, his pants backwards, missing one shoe and having the biggest smile on his face
Best ending

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>>18223955
>ywn exclusively travel by crowd surfing a hoard of mice or khepris

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>>18223864
How would your oni friend react if she found your stash of hentai and erotic magazines?
And its all fit girls

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>>18223947
I'm gonna need a bustier hellhound firefighter.

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>>18223960
That all cow party is viable and perfect for a harem too.

>>18223968
Four could probably carry you anywhere with sufficient weight lifting, although being carried by a bunch means you may get your junk/rear groped by whichever girls are in that area.

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>>18223955
Being honest everyone can ride you if you are creative enough

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The Mist Continent can get very hot and humid during the rainy season, so you can spy a lot of fat-bottomed Monkeys sleeping in tree branches.

Making them very easy to take pictures of.

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>>18223312
My purple princess, because she makes the queen clean our genitals with her mouth after we make love.

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>>18223970
>react
Like https://exhentai.org/g/1132388/4df70a81ab/

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>>18223980
I don't know Anon, even if they get swole they are just a couple little girls. I also don't can't tell if I do or don't like the idea of getting jerked off whenever I'm being carried anywhere in public.

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>>18223986
I want to take pictures of gorilla kakuen

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>>18223456

They are wonderful

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>>18223983
Piggyback rides aren't real rides

>>18223993
Gotta have SOME decency, save the perversion for when you get home

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>>18223947
She can never extinguish the fire in my heart

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>>18223964
>Implying he wouldn't wake up the next morning with both sisters clinging to him after having sex from the end of school all the way to four in the morning.
Step it up.

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>>18224001
Just don't get too intimidated when one walks up to you and beats her chest.

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>>18223986
What would happen if a human boy climbed up into a tree with a Kakuen and started groping her ass?

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>>18224016
That's for college, anon.

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>>18224020
Does she have large breasts, pecs, and other muscles to go with it?
Is she a CC 'silverback' ?

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>>18224022
Sex.

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>>18223764
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>>18223980
>That all cow party is viable and perfect for a harem too.
I know, i need the calcium to prevent osteoporosis

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>>18224034
This is her chance to get the boy!

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>>18224034
Oh lordy she's too cute.
She's probably a cuddlebug after a hard pelvis crashing.

>>18224042
That and to get mad con bonuses

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>>18224034
Relax Oni-chan!

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>>18224034
I'd never trust that Oni to give me a handjob after seeing that.

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Reminder that ropers should be purged on sight.

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>>18224032
There's always a CC silverback in charge of each group of Gorilla Kakuen.

And they're all pretty buff.

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>>18224050
>con bonuses
And set bonus

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>>18224030
>>18224033
>Anon goes to grope a Kakuen's enormous ass because of how tantalizing it is.
>He's so caught up in it he doesn't notice the Kakuen waking up and grinning smugly.
>Before he can react, she lunges, smothering his face with her enormous ass until he passes out.
>When he wakes up it's to the sight of her titanic bubble butt bouncing up and down on his dick as the kakuen howls in pleasure.

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>>18224061
I kinda want to inspect them all to see who the tallest is, who the buffest is, who has the largest chest, butt, and rear, along with how cute/beautiful they are

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>>18224077
It doesn't really matter anon.
You're going to be the pack's private breeding stud after all.

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>>18223917
That's just naughty or childish, not psychopathic. You're probably in the clear.

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>>18224082
Well thats nice, how many are them?
I need to know how to setup the bedrooms in my house, its not all that big.

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>>18224097
Twelve. Not a single one belong 6' 5"

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Lets talk lilims
Whats the deal with the dark matter they sit on?

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>>18224109
I think I could do 3 to a room with me rotating between them but I'd need to move to a bigger house.

I wonder if I could get some sort of 'endangered species breeding' assistance.

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>>18224074
I wonder what home cooked meals a Kakuen would prepare

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>>18224074
That monkey is getting taken home.

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>>18224128
KC actually mentioned that stuff in a QA, I think

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>>18224128
>Whats the deal with the dark matter they sit on?
They're too lazy to walk or fly so they just sit on it and float.
Thats why they got a big ass, and ya got to bully them because of it.

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>>18224134
Fairly normal Mist Continent cuisine. Stir fry with things like bamboo shoots, or spicy Thai-style curries.

And of course, an old family recipe for an amazing banana cake.

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>>18224134
She makes a mean Zhajiangmian.
Her Cha siu bao and Bakpau are nothing to sneeze at either.

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>you will never be a human mage in Lescatie
>you will never spend most of your time in the library with the cute lady there
>you will never both stay huddled in the corner during the invasion
>you will never fake moan each others name whenever you hear a monster approaching in hopes of keeping them off

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https://imgur.com/a/8jEm0
This but with a monster girl.

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>TFW you will never be Francisca's dickthrone

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>>18224034
That oni needs to be careful not to break everything

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>>18224034
>O-Oh my! D-Does this mean we're married now?!

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>>18224034
Goodness!
Imagine if a boy took the initiative with her and Said hello

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>>18224213
>>18224208
Anons please, between the heat and that sudden comment she'll faint!

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>>18223693
Who is this cutie? I want to read what she’s saying.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10248310/1/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Rebirth-of-Lescatie

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>>18224128
I want a chuuni lilim!

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>>18224163
Why not just actually have sex?

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>>18224242
But premarital sex goes against the Chief God's teachings!

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>>18224232
I know fan fiction takes liberties with canon but come the fuck on

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>>18224195
Name of manga?

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Would shaving a mofu tails be equivalent to shaving a dwarfs beard?

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>>18224239
https://youtu.be/Mo8Qls0HnWo

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>>18224246
Then second base then.

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I want a flame witch

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>>18224265
>Country blocked

Nani?

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>>18223764
>>18224034
But of COURSE Nervous Oni lifts with Mini the meatgirl. And that workout class in the back was from something before too.

Just make a cinematic universe already Latenight let us throw you money

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>>18224203
It just isn't fucking fair
Look at that eye on her face, look at that everything
Shes epitome fearboner

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>>18224276
>LN cinematic universe
Monster avengers with a human male black widow equivelant

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>>18224274
Here's some other synthwave then that'll accomplish the same thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_kbnRm-dEE

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>>18224278
Will you be her king, anon?
Will you eat her out under her 'dress' all day?

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>>18224163
I had the idea for a fic that was basically this. I toyed around with it for like two months as it was a huge fantasy but I never ended up doing it because I'm shit at writing

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>>18224272
>Wanting to end up like Alph and Theo
Shit taste

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>>18223754
I will accept her duel! She may have broken old cards, but I have Power Creep on my side!

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>>18224292
Did she kill them or something?

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>>18224281
A fast Lilim in a fast car!

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>>18224307
They became monsterboys

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>>18224322
You mean the Rym thing?
Alph never showed anything physical, and Theo only got dragon hands that turn back later in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>Something wrong, anon? You're sweating!

[Anonymous No.]

You've heard of monster girls posting on Human Boy General, but what about monster boys posting on Human Girl General?

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>>18224328
Yes something is wrong, just look at you! Those hairs in front of your eye are see-through!

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>18224331
Shoo

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>>18224337
Use the broom anon!

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>>18224203
How it wide world of sports does she even sit?

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>>18224335
>"See through hair? Nothing to fear! Its just a bit of transparency, no need to stare! But what about you? Your pants are see-through! And it looks like you're rearing to jump up and screw~!"

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>>18224328
I think there was something in that tea. You appear to have a bit more of a 'presence' in your bosom.

And my groin is taking up more room than it should.

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>>18224331
Human Boy General usually descends to rp-ish garbage (which is a shame since I kinda liked the idea), and I'm not surprised it's used for monster boy shitposting. Still please kill yourself.

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>>18224342
By turning a bar stool upside down. Conveniently, that leaves room for three close friends!

[Anonymous No.]

Are OC monstergirls allowed?

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>>18224347
Eww. I think?

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>>18224342
She lifts up her dress

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>>18224350
>Eww.
It's okay, her slime cleans the leg as she sits, it's perfectly safe for insertion.

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>>18224344
>"Oh dear! But didn't you know? I thought human boys liked mushrooms that make you grow! Oh well, please, have another sip- then I'll use these bazoobs to smother you to the tip~!"

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>>18223815
Oh fuck that reminds me, did /fit/ have one of those pictures this year?

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>>18224349
If flagamander, lilim-faces and KDFbolds can be posted, you can post that

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>>18224355
Oh shit, I forgot.

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>>18224335
There are transparent mushrooms, after all.

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>>18224355
>>18224357
Yes but it felt kinda weak, it was like, a pinned thread for over a week

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>>18224356
I'd rather none of that be posted

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>>18224349
Just don’t be an autist about it. She looks cute. Is she supposed to be mature and wearing her husband’s shirt, or is she a loli/petite girl? It looks like she could be either.
>How old are you?
>IDK. Either 12 or 25

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>>18224344
>You will never sip tea with a Hatter that makes her and you get big in all the right places

[Anonymous No.]

Do demons have a phobia of green marines with double barelled shotguns?

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>>18224365
>Is she supposed to be mature or is she a loli/petite girl
Yes
she only has like 4 commissioned pieces so i cant really spam her art

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>>18224366
>Oh dear, your pants do seem to be getting rather tight.
>I had not known you were so well-endowed Master Anon and such a strapping young man to boot.

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>>18224368
What's the feminine equivalent of a fearboner? It'd be that.

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>>18224371
Hnnng. I wonder how big a lecherous Hatter like that would allow herself to get and how large she'd like me to get to use her with

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>>18224368
Wrath Demons would have a crush on him.

They'd have a fan club dedicated to him, hoping that he'll 'rip and tear' them one day.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Tanuki to try to expand into Wonderland territory to export unique goods, only to become Wonderful herself, even though she keeps her business in top shape
>Her owning your body goes much further than simply being in debt to her
>She can change and rearrange and mover your body parts as you own them
>Default on your loan of shotafication cookies?
>Maybe she’ll take your opposite hand and force it to finger her or hold her breasts up.
>Try to cheat her or steal from her, she’s going to take your dick as collateral to use as her pacifier or dildo
>Want to get fit instantly? Sell your arms to her and she’ll trade you back a nice new set with muscles preinstalled!

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>>18224385
I'm thinking she'd have a colorful Carnival huckster aesthetic with those attributes.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Local man turns news squirrel into sizequeen buttslut. Details on pg 2."

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>>18224379
Her chair would begin to creak under the weight of her rear end, which is trying it's best to undo the seams of her breeches.

While the breasts she had rested on the table begin to knock over teacups and saucers.

All the while your growing bulge is pressing up against the table, resulting the the table tilting more and more.

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>>18224394
>>18224379
That's the spirit sirs! Another fine day in Wonderland!!!

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>>18224399
The symbols, what do they mean????

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>>18224394
Dear god, I would down another whole pot and then ram her with the force of a thousand suns. And the best part is, she'd probably still be all calm and sultry about it even as such ludicrous size shenanigans are going on.

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>>18224399
What's the appeal of Mad Hatters? They seem like literal cosplay-tier monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to turn your vampire waifu into a vegetarian.

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>>18224405
Wonderland is nothing but annoying and boring monsters. I don't know why people like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon! my soul RAGES for battle! let us fight!

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>>18224401
I think she wants you to Alp?

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>>18224339
It's better to just beat them with an alp. Won't leave bruises and shows them who's boss.

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>>18224401
Its called a Wonderland hello!
>>18224405
Ignoring the slight, I like them so much because they're so suave and in control. They're masters of charisma who can convince you even the most lewd and depraved things are completely normal and to be expected, freeing up your inhibitions for you to fully enjoy a sex filled life. Plus they have soft, spongey skin when they want to and though at first glance seem 'normal', are actually pretty cool and sinister looking!

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>>18224405
For me its both the mild insanity and hat based corruption

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>>18224414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZz4QkFz3VQ

MY BLADE IS UNBENDING!!

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>>18224413
You dont like wocks?!

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>>18224414
First one to cum loses!

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>>18224426
I don't even care for normal dragons.

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>>18224394
>>18224402
>The growing bulge you have finally lets loose, bursting free from it's pant prison and flipping the table, splashing lukewarm tea all over the Mad Hatter.
>The March Hare attending the party is now completely speechless.
>The Cheshire Cat is taken by surprise and not-so-gracefully falls off the tree branch she was resting on.
>The Dormouse is whimpering as the shadow of your member encompasses her.
>On a nearby tree, a group of Jubjubs are just staring and drooling, with a veritable waterfall of sexual fluids flowing down.
>Somewhere very far away, a Jabberwocky senses a disturbance and takes flight.

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>>18224405
Their outfit looks organic. I'm not sure if it even comes off.

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>>18224413
It’s all the degeneracy and constant fugging of a dark demon realm, but with a candy coating. It’s also /d/, the location with any and all fetishes catered to in the form of all manner of potions, foods, and spells.

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>>18224429

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>>18224421
A wonderland hello?
She wants me to rhyme?

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>>18224431
>the shadow of your member encompasses her
This quote must be on my grave.

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>>18224437
And I wouldn't have it any other way!
>>18224443
Something like that!

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>>18223297
My mom's dog has eternal rivalry with the vacuum cleaner.

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>>18224451
Nice blog. Now I’m imagining a Kobold daughter looking suspiciously at the house automation maid.

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>>18224414
These ornaments on the blade serve no tactical purpose whatsoever.

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>>18224431
I'm gonna stretch all those girls to comical proportions, I'm gonna go insane stuffing them all full to bursting and making them drink the tea too
Yikes, I've been claimed by wonderland...

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>>18224458
Yes but they're cute accessories for a cute girl.

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>>18224460
Thats the dream anon!

except i would do it with a vampire,or greedy dragon who thinks her womb can hoard any amount

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>>18224465
And the way she thrusts out her blade one-handed, that's a fencing technique.

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>>18224460
>Jabberwocky arrives to find a complete mess, the girls lying all about the place, plastered with semen.
>The Cheshire Cat begins to crawl back home, with a swollen belly and a stained dress.
>'N-No more tea parties..."

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>>18224471
Does wocky leave unsatisfied? the party is over after her arrival

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>>18224473
>Does wocky leave unsatisfied? the party is over after her arrival
He's probably standing right behind her, she just hasn't realized it yet.

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>>18224473
She follows the trail left behind. The Jabberwocky in hot pursuit of the Monster Cock!

J-Just because she's curious, that's all.

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>>18224478
If she doesn't transform into her true form to handle the monster it wouldn't be a good ending!

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>>18224467
>"Honey, I think it's time I pulled out."
>"No! Every last drop of cum in your balls is my treasure, and treasure belongs in a hoard."
>your dragon says this despite looking like she's twelve months pregnant with octuplets

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>>18224478
>Jabberwocky tears through the underbrush, knocking over trees and flattening grass.
>Bursts into a clearing.
>It's a very large, slightly overweight Cockatrice that gasps in surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a chaotic deity?

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>>18224488
Was wondering what a true form jabberwock looked like and uh.

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>>18224504
I would tease her for having such massive buck teeth.

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>>18224478
>Spoiler
Are you kidding? She’s a Jabberwock! The lewdest monster in all existence! She is the connoisseur of cum! The echelon of ecchi! The poobah of pervertedness! There is no dick too big or scenario too sexual for this majestic beast!

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>>18224499
Dragons are really greedy with their husbands! They tend to almost any need their husband needs, thats why they're best wifes!
>>18224502
>Would you a chaotic deity?
We've discussed this in /mggg/ and the consensus is no.

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>>18224504
Be prepared, bring a Vorpal Sword! Goes snicker snack, leaves em dead!

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>>18224507
LISA NEEDS BRACES

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>>18224470
I've seen that sort of spear thrust before, just not i real life

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>>18224458
Akshually, plenty of weapons use a counterbalance to stabilize cutting.

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>>18224513
DENTAL PLAN

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>>18224457
>Kobold daughter and kiki maid growling at the Roomba in stereo

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>>18224356
>lilim-faces
What?

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>>18224532
Probably a joke on Saber-faces and all the Lilim OCs around.

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>>18224504
Gotta find the cutesy/less gross versions like >>18224426

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>>18224532
I think he means that the lilim OC's might as well be saber varients

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>>18224537
There's less lilims then there is saber stuff

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>>18224547
I like lilims

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>>18224558
Lilims are cute! CUTE!!

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>>18224558
>That lesbian haircut

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>>18224558
My Lilim is forever stuck in some limbo because I'm too lazy to write about her or anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224558
I know I'm gonna regret this, but who owns that lilim?

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>>18224558
Lilims are SHIT!

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>>18224576
This is a bully free zone!
>>18224574
Ace's

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posting new wife commission again because thread died
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/952777192492199936

>>18223282
she who controls the goo controls the universe
>>18223284
the goo must flow

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>>18224574
Ace
She has a story too, so theres that

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>>18224558
>tumblr nose

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>>18224590
How many lilims have stories?

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>>18224581
>This is a bully free zone!
There is no such zone! Bullying is for everything including Lilims! Especially Lilims!

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>>18224582
If you had to choose another monstergirl aside from Gazer, what would you choose?

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>>18224594
>Going from memory
There's a lot of lore for Mari, but not story done by Maritan herself.
Illassa (ELH) has is a major art of Illothe, but is otherwse like Mari
Lani (Chowder) has a couple of paragraphs to her name.
Renate (Alpanon) has a story, I forget its name
Palamina (Abbajigwah) has long distance seduction and its sequel, short distance confusion.
Victoria (Losenis) has all's fair n love and war.
Selene (Beast) has several one shots, a story about her and is a factor in burning edge.

most fan stuff regarding druella is either cringe worthy (Grigori once a story where druella is living as a mindwiped order princess) or edgy (A story where the us mllitary raided lescatie and druella is left as a broken shell of her self with snapped horns and ripped wings)

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>>18224558
I was going to call her an alp but even alps are above tumblr.

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>>18224632
Dimensionality is the name of the story with Reunault in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the appeal of vampires? they dont got monster bits to tease

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>>18224652
If I made love to Slowpoke-chan, would she have orgasms after I already left the room?

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>>18224660
I'm not sure, but I hear her tail is delicious.

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>>18224658
You can make fun of their fangs.

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>>18224664
Thanks for the tip, bro!

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>>18224658
The wings of an MGE vampire are constantly out

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>>18224665
>Your fangs are so big and pointy! do you eat well with those?

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>>18224660
Sleepy girls make my dick hard

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>>18224658
They're undead, majestic enough and do in fact have monster bits (the cape is actually wings). That said, some have even said all they really need is an attractive woman and a monster's mentality, vampires fit that bill and serve subs well.

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>>18224658
>>18224669
depends on the vamp

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Don’t forget to bully awoos on their year

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>>18224689
>You will never fight a Wolf Girl Warrior, only for her to go into heat mid-fight and desperately call for a time-out while panting.

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>>18224689
I want to grab a wolf in heat and rub her womb as she climaxes over and over again just from the stimulation.

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>>18224697
It occurs to me that pleasure runes (that can be applied by touch) and illusion magic would be a really effective way to fight MG.

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>>18224697
Am I a bad person if I continue to attack?

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>>18224701
>illusion magic

POINT AND LAUGHT AT HIM!

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>>18224704
Yes.

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>>18224704
Pragmatist.

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>>18224704
Yes, now apologize to Sif and take responsibility.

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>>18224697
>Bully her further, don't even fondle her down there, just leaving a hand hovering above her crotch is enough for her to squirt.
>When you gently trace your finger around the area, she completely breaks and starts whining and begging for you to stick it in.

Some fights can be won without bloodshed!

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>>18224706
Illusion isn't bad. Although, I imagine a human boy would get more mileage out of evocation, necromancy, and transmutation in the MG world.

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>>18224697
>call for a time out
Anon thats not what wolfs do in heat. They pin you down and go to town and if you die then you die

[Anonymous No.]

Other than it being an aftersex image, cant find a translation of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224739
>Necromancy
>In MGE
>Summoning things to rape you
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224706
I'll take what is Invisibility for 500

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>>18224733
I'd bully her even further by just tracing the tip of my dick around the entrance of her pussy
>at this point she's leaking love juices like a broken faucet and heart-pupilling as hard as possible

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>>18224749
>not learning control undead so they won't rape you
You're wizarding wrong. I bet you don't even recast Create Undead every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224752
>turn invisible
>Monsters can still smell you

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>>18224765
>Cocky young wizard thinks he can beat the desire for dick
Many a necromancer has ended up with a waifu this way.

>>18224757
Better make sure you tie her up first or you're getting leg-locked balls deep.

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>>18224749
But i want to summon things to rape me! I'm going to summon a dragon zombie!

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>>18224774
Wouldn't it be fine as long as I use my semen as a spell component? Or would that just make things worse?

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>>18224795
>using semen for spells
Getting some Bible Black flashbacks now. Fill the chalice!

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>>18224795
>Wouldn't it be fine as long as I use my semen as a spell component?
Have you been reading Black Brook's Neccromancy Survival Guide? The book is an actual joke and the man is a hack besides, that's the worst thing you could do. You're better off contracting a lower demon to guide you in your studies that reading drivel like that.

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>>18224802
>contract a shortstack devil
>"Yeah, I can help you whip up some skeletons...for a handjob."
>"Hey, you don't have Create Undead in your spellbook. Three blowjobs and I'll write it down for you."
>"Whoa, you're trying to raise a dragon? You're gonna have to pound my ass for at least a week before I help you with that."
>it's not until a few months later that you realize you're in some weird compensated dating situation with your familiar

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>>18224827
>But several years later you have an undead harem with the shortstack devil as your first wife
>Just as planned?

[Anonymous No.]

Archived some more old posts in the hope that I will someday do something with them:
https://pastebin.com/iJ5rv5bL
https://pastebin.com/bkmnRfWY

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>>18224658
>>18224669
>>18224679
>Trusing a man-eating monster.
>Ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4rxmL7ihG8

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224881
>that video title
Anime was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224881
Monsters that normally eat humans instead allowing you to have your way with their bodies out of lust and love is a patrician fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224895
Are you going to be the one eating her instead?

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>>18224900
I'm going to deep kiss her and caress her fangs with my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224881
why is she in the microwave

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>>18224938
She's the main course of today.

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>>18223598
Source?

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>>18224962
something something Peter Grill
His Ogres are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224868
Dorome and Wurm buddy comedy?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls would be terrible class presidents.

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>>18224985
I'm sure some would enjoy the challenge.

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>>18224988
They'd just be monster versions of Medaka and I don't know about you, but I'd rather swallow a grenade then deal with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224965
>>18223598
>It's not a doujin
BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224994
What if it's a shitty monstergirl that's worthless, like an elf?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/CVa3ud_bL4A

Snapping turtle at 3.30

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225001
That doesn't really change anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224994
>Medaka
Who is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225003
Oh snap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225003
Aren't Umi Osho sea turtles tho?

Either way, that bugger looks terrified of being there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225003
>no tv show where a man brings in monster to scare the host

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225003
I want a CC turtle happliy munching carrots

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225003
Now I want a shortstack Umi-Osho who bites my fingers when I bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224881
I should really get around to watching this, if not for just seeing more best anime vamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225026
Better make it count because you'll only get to bully her ten times

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw so few pudgy p'orc pics
It's eating me inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224998
Sequel never
>Mizone's latest is a filth licker and fat guy
At least he's not cartoonishly ugly like the fat guys ahobaka draws but I'm not into doujins that include fat loser self-inserts

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>>18225045
You should be the one eating those bacons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225042
She'd only bite hard enough to draw blood if you go too far like pushing her on her back, putting her in shibari and then leaving her there for a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225045
Would you mind Blood Sister P'Orcs sharing you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225179
I actively want P'Orcs sisters to share me. Hell I'd be happy if they brought all their cousins and friends too.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Vampires the prime example of monster girls who are like fine wine?
Nobody want a young Vampire. Even lolicons go for lolibaba Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225269
Meant age like fine wine.
Nothing wrong with licking wine off a Vampire's feet though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224658
Getting bitten by one feels good for both you and her.

Also, would you a chocolate Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225403
Milky white Vampires are miles better than chocolate ones.
How does a Vampire even get a skin tone like that when they can't go out in the sun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225412
To blend in with the locals I guess. Polymorph spells are probably common in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225403
That's not a vampire it's a botepire

[Anonymous No.]

More dakka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225431
Strong cats deserve to be fed and pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225431
Is the GAU-8 the most memed of all modern weapons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yAMzbixR8U

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225439
That's all cats.
I want to spoil a muscle cat while the cuddlecat munches snacks and pouts at this newcomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225499
How do you make a compromise during diner when one wants chicken breasts and vegetables while the other wants pizza and ice cream?

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>>18225431
I bet fucking a fit cat is like fucking a contortionist
>Have her lay face down on the bed and arch her back over so you fan facefuck her and eat her out simultaniously, standing
>Suuuper deep mating press as she dislocates both legs to put behind and under her
>Can easily just pick her up in the same position and turn it into a standing fuck
>Or have her balance on a foot while her other rests on your shoulder and you make out
> Fuck her while she stands on her hands and leglocks you
>Pronebone her as she practices her splits
Would be pretty great

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>>18225512
I make/get both.
One can get stronger and more muscled while the other gets softer.
Teasing and groping the cuddlecat with the musclecat would be fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225521
All that stuff is great but to me nothing can beat a fit cat tightening her powerful abs while you're inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>The DLC for my game isn't selling at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225620
I bet EA is run nearly exclusively by Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225620
Then make expansion packs! EXPANSION PACKS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225620
I told you to make an otouto route DLC rather than the Alp route you went with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225681
>VN route DLC
This is the worst thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225620
I found it weird that succubus prison had voices enabled as a separate dlc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225179
Who wouldn't want to be in the middle of some plump p'orcs pressing their soft bodies against them? It'd be like being surrounded by big, warm marshmellows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225680
I’d expand that tanuki’s packs!
Actual content is what we need, not more ‘Horse Armor’

>>18225702
Mmmmm, plump P’orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225717
>not buying Horse Armor for your Centaur

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, elves sure do like yoghurt TRANSLATION FUCKING WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225722
>centaur character armor needs 3 times as much materials to make
Fuck this shitty game. Probably made by racists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225722
There’s a difference.
One is a digital horse, the other is a loving wife that is secretly looking into that hatter’s wonderland tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225651
Or gacha games.

>Her face when you get a shitty roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225729
If it's gangbang trash then hopefully never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225743
Stupid fat cat tanukis, living it up on scamming folks outta money.
Probably fatter than an orc and unable to run half as far.
Wouldn’t mind meeting one in an alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225746
Oh it's the rapiest gangbangiest thing ever. Says so right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225729
Soon hopefully.
>>18225746
You could have just typed "elf" into any doujin site to see it's not.
https://exhentai.org/g/1167393/143c1994c0/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225743
I just wasted a single legendary card so I could make that one deck!
Damn you Tanuki Brode!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225743
Joke's on the tanukis, I got top tier ssrs from free rolls over christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225743
>>18225757
>Go to nukimart
>They changed the whole presentation of the store
>Everything is in lootboxes of varying prices
>You just wanted milk for your cereals
>Ask a worker where you can find cereals
>She tells you to purchase the dairy crate until you roll it
>Ask to see her manager
>Chubby shortstack Tanuki in a suit that barely fits her comes out
>Says that if you don't like her practices you should start your own farm and milk your own cows
How do you put her in her place?

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>>18225863
Kidnap that tanuki and refuse to let her go until I ‘roll’ every item on my shopping list with her card.
She has to eat every item that isn’t on it that I get as it looks like she’s been ‘practicing for that part’ already.

Also, I’m molesting that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225863
Milk her like a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225899
>>18225863
>’Well look at This Looks like I rolled some Extra Thick Hathor Milk!’
>”T-that’s super rare!” The tanuki stammers, fidgeting in ropes that look super tight “Exactly what y-you wanted right?”
>Anon uncaps the bottle and turns on her.
>’No, it’s not Farmer John’s, I want Farmer Johns, I’ve been buying that for years.’
>Tanukis tail drops as she looks at the milk carton before stammering that ‘Farmer John’s isn’t in the Gacha for two months though.....’
>Anon simply pours a glass for her while one brow twichs

Good news is that the local chain may be seeing more business

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225905
>Chubby tanuki mewling ‘Nooooooo’ while anon ‘milks’ her chest, popping out of her suit and a cute, pink bra tossed aside while a stone faced employee looks on.

Would be an interesting trip to say the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>18223297
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225934
>>18225955
Tanuki-chan just wanted to have a bigger number in her bank account.
She did not ask for bigger breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225955
>monstergirls needing bras

[Anonymous No.]

>hello ma'am i'm here to fuck your son.
How does Ms. Paladin-chan react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225269
It's just that the other types of loli high tier undead are so good, how can a young Vampire compete with a young Wight or Pharaoh. She can't, the other species are probably a lot friendlier towards guys too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226069
unusually polite of an ogre to ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225269
I'd for for a lolibaba Vampire blessed with an Ordures/Elin pear body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225934
>In the news today, the infamous “Grocery Gacha Grabber” Anon Y Mous is in court today for the kidnapping, tail molestation, and destruction of figure of the MGC Nukimart Manager, Tasha Mofuberg
>Following her release from his capture after two months, Anon was captured quickly by the MGCPD And is soon to be judged for his crimes.
>Current punishments could range from time in a maximum security prison for twenty years or a permanent stay in wonderland.
>The man defends his actions by stating he ‘Just wanted milk’ but many don’t buy it.
>One possibility floated around is that anon will plead a ‘Taking of Responsibility’ and be formally married but time will tell if it goes through.
>Next up after our break, Marshmallow Cats in Winterstown, A desert goddess’s felines are now a big hit in the snowy regions?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18226045
Well now she’s getting a bigger everything because she stood between a man and his milk.

>>18226065
They provide support and can look lewder/cuter than going nude

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226098
Does it know martial arts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226110
She's a Dancer with low atk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226069
>Ladies don't say "fuck" Jennifer
>Now come inside and put your armor on, no son of mine is going to be seen with a girl exposing her vitals like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226098

something something Durandal

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226127
>...killjoy
>What was that?
>Nothing, ma'am

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226098
>day 20286: he still avoids drawing feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226045
>Tanuki can’t work at her desk because her newly endowed chest keeps pushing her out of arms reach and typing distance

I truly feel for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226127
>>18226143
Paladin-chan is really dissmissive about an ogre going out with her son.

[Anonymous No.]

You know how in one of the sequels to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Arthur Dent ends up becoming an important member of a community because he knows how to make good sandwiches?
I wonder if I could impress a community of Monsters like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226065
>massive mofu milktanks
I'll take twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226065
A businesswoman needs her breasts kept in check if she wants people to take her seriously.
Don't tell me you wouldn't laugh at a Tanuki's breasts jiggling around while she tries to convince you to spend your life savings on cryptocurrencies

>>18226096
The court system is rigged in favor of Tanukis and Dragons, they rule the whole thing.
Even if he pleads taking responsibility he will be required to promise at least 3 impregnations and have one of his brother/cousin be given to the Mofuberg family as damage and interest.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your waifu begged you to beat the suit out of her while wearing demon-silver woven gloves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226185
you'd be very well liked among Wendigos if you knew how to cook and prepare meat properly.

They usually eat meat raw after all

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>>18226254
Tie her up hanging from the ceiling by her arms and use her as a makeshift punch bag, focusing on the stomach because even with demon silver gloves there's no way I could hit her in the face.
Doing that to a Hellhound seems wrong enough as it is.

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>>18226213
Twins you say

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>>18226218
Maybe but a no/already married clause means he can double the impregnations AND be married to the offended party and another member in the family.
Tanukis have fewer problems as it keeps the wealth in the family but the Mofuberg may not enjoy the teasing she’ll get from her cousin over the ruined figure charges.
Especially if it’s the same Mofuberg family that owns the gym where you can get a ‘Gacha’ that randomizes a workout for you if you feel like you’ve stagnated.

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>>18226218
I dunno, seeing a tanuki with extra oppai and no bra try to convince me that crypto currency is the way of the future could be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226274
yes, a couple of CC foxes to trap me in their mofu ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226254
I would beat the shit out of her, but it's okay because it's not domestic abuse when it's a Redcap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226274
What's going on here and how do I get into the Same situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226087
I'd an actually loli Vampire blessed with an Ordures/Elin pear body. Imagine the clumsy inexperienced neck-sucking with her moaning and grinding her body against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226341
>All the blood goes to her thighs, hips, and rear
Would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Queen Slime is canonically the biggest Monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226465
Queen Slime a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226465
In times of need, can she pull herself all together to form a giant fighting ‘robot’ that defends the city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226465
And that Jabberwocks are womanlets.The wonderland doujin crushed many hopes and dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226473
>a town full of simultaneous blushing faces

[Anonymous No.]

What's that women desire to hear the most?

Wouldn't you mind a few rounds of gwent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226485
Women don't understand the intricacies of children's card games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226478
Normal sized dragons are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226254
That's not really something my waifu would ever want anon, but if she was truly begging me for it with the puppy-dog eyes and all, I suppose I wouldn't be able to say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226479
Like I said, cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226494
I'm in full agreement with this, girls similar in height or a few inches smaller/taller are the best for most races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226254
Tell her that we're going to do it in a fight. Then I'll be scratched by her claws while giving her some jabs and we'll see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226478
Not all wocks have to be the same height you donger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226465
I want a Queen Slime who runs and staffs her own inn and tavern. Lusty, bombshell matriarch smoking a slime pipe, and a bunch of cute slime waitresses, kuudere slime bartender. that sort of thing.

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>>18226512
Imagine them all smiling coyly and waving knowingly at you as you walked about your day. From the cute curvy milkmaids to the big buff guards to the slick lithe merchants, all smiling and wanting to talk to you- and more.

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>>18226485
Only the most powerful nerd succubi have GOG accounts

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>>18226530
Sounds incredibly comfy. You get such variety with Queen Slimes in such a weird but fun way.
I think all Queen Slimes should take acting classes from a Phantom though. That way they’re even better at playing different parts.

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>>18226527
I wouldn't mind a sabbath wock then.

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>>18226532
Would be fantastic.
Wonder if I could convince her to do a THICK day once in a while just to test it out.

>>18226548
A one woman play

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>>18226513
Yep, doesn't help that I'm a switch with a lot of vanilla likes so an equal relationship is just a full meal to me. Getting to a dragon's level might be hard, but I'd still do it for the comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226465
for you

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>>18226548
It would be pretty great to see a Phantom teaching a whole class of different Queen Slime personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to curse a monster girl village so that all the tsun girls get larger asses whenever they tsun.
That is why I’d learn magic
If one is acting like an ass then they’ll be an ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw supposed to snow here tomorrow
>will be the 3rd time this winter
>in 24 years of living here it's only snowed 2 other times
[frozen reeeee]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226628
Toughen up Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226626
>rewarding bad behaviour

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226650
I gave no maximum size and some girls, such as vampires, may not appreciate having a rear that could be used as a shelf

[Anonymous No.]

the best monster girls are the ones that do shit togeter with you, since I pretty much have 2 states of being because of my country culture would be hard for some of them 2 get along... Lazy intelectual geek or pumped up fighter that loves to hunt and fight... I cant see noble vampires get along with tribal werewolve girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226646
But anon, I have a chronic illness that makes me very sensitive to temperatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226668
Your post is funny anon, but I'd enjoy doing stuff with my wife too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225429
>original drawn by inzup

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226668
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226674
Blankets

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226536
Oh you mean Gottfried's Omni-opening Grimoire? Powerful and long forgotten spell book, the only one known to counter the Defensive Regulatory Magicon.
For a reason only powerful succubi care for it

[Anonymous No.]

Sasha a cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226746
Sasha is the type of girl who is so kind that she will blame herself for your failures and work her hardest to protect your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224632
>Victoria (Losenis) has all's fair n love and war
And Frederika with The Black Drink
And Yanhildr with Hunting Hunters
And Victoria's daughteru eventually in Victoria y Derrota
I may have a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226825
Lilims are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mug all the little Sabbathites after they get out from their loli convention! I'm going to inject them with essence of mega-holst milk after I steal all their valuables and rough them up a bit as my calling card!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226851
And so is anon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/REsbqg43TTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226856
i like big spade tails

[Anonymous No.]

Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226931
Devilbugs are cute though, would get lost in a cockroach cuddle pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226931
>>18226946
Why are they called cock roachs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226152
>"Anooooooon, my desk is creaking! What should I do?!"
>look on as her gigantic chest has smothered her keyboard and several other important files, wobbling with every motion
>Ask her what the problem is, trying not to grin
>"This desk is solid oak anon!"
Won't be long until she makes you the head of the company while she lazes about on the sofa massaging her enormous breasts, longing for the moment when you come home and tell her how successful her new milk business is

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226949
Because they get high on your dick!

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>>18226946
>cockroach cuddle pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226931
Vampires absolutely hate roachs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226853
Who would even want to go to a Sabbath themed convention? And what would they name it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226990
Loli-con.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226990
>Who would even want to go to a Sabbath themed convention? And what would they name it?
I would. You already know the answer to that second part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18226551
>sabbath wock
Even normal lolidragons are dick magnets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227021
I don't believe you

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>>18226990
I'd prefer an onee-sabbath convention, with lap pillow booths, free dinners, and assisted baths, as well as CC monsters desperately trying to pass themselves off as sultry oneesans..
Ideally it would be set up next to a kindergarten or elementary school, so that the monsters can nip out and bring home an outou if they don't have any luck with the conventiongoers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227021
Now imagine a brown on with purple hair and shamelessly submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227046
Why would any self-respecting shota go to that convention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227073
This. It's probably a sad, smelly place full of desperate old hags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227000
>tfw portals open in time for Loli-Con 2018
the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227077
>desperate old hags
But they're so good though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227000
I would love to go but I probably couldn't muster the courage to attend unless my wives/daughters dragged me there

[Anonymous No.]

>>18223615
Troll's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227101
Gross hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18223615
Holstaur definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227073
Because they're offering cookies, freshly made
And besides, they're all so nice! Their smiles and tightly fitting sweaters aren't predatory at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227046
Sights like this must be common

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18226958
Could always sit a laptop on her chest or get her an assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224998
What a cute Monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, showing kindness to Monstergirls is like going out and wearing a thong in public while begging them to violate you. You're just asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18225003
The kind of Snapping Turtle I want is an Umi Oshi who snaps her ruler on my desk when I'm not paying attention during class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227147
> hire a buff oni
" Your job is to hold up these tits. "
> " Those are massive tits. " oni says
" Correct. Your job is to hold these tits up all day until she is finished with work. "
> " I'm not strong enough to hold up these tits all day. This will take at least a team of three, and we will each require compensation for when we rupture our vertabrae holding up these tits. "
" It shall be arranged. "

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>>18227167
>Remember, showing kindness to Monstergirls is like going out and wearing a thong in public while begging them to violate you. You're just asking for it.
But i don't like being mean and want to be a good person! How else am i supposed to complement them?

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know gregori came here. Who would have known?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227172
Get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227167
It's a good thing I'm a bitter and cynical person then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227178
Guess i'll go back to my old bitter ways and snark and be negative about everything, sounds far easier too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227167
>Remember, showing kindness to Monstergirls is like going out and wearing a thong in public while begging them to violate you.
You’re telling me I’ve been doing it all wrong this entire time? I thought all monstergirls wanted that ‘Pretty Human’ scenario when they white knight me out of a life of prostitution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227167
What about complimenting them for their beautiful Monster features?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227167
How long could you be nice to a nice girl MG before they snapped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227147
Well, you could always become her assistant

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227203
The scarier a Monster Girl, the more time you would buy by being nice to them, it would confuse or fluster them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05pDYZOhZLc

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227163
What about lewd monoeye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227106
best hands and best girl

[Anonymous No.]

Can you bring non wonderland monsters into wonderland itself?

can i make my vampire become even more loony?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227224
WHY is her tongue so LONG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227224
Goodness that is lewd, what a tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227237
To taste you better with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227171
Could set her up with a harness to hold them that has wheels, although she may have trouble seeing over them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227204
True, although we need to get her up and moving too.
Exercise will be necessary to prevent pudge from building up on her and adding to her chest, and elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227229
Well they have to be "invited" by someone who is already there but yes they can be brought there:

>Since it exists in another dimension, one can't enter without the assistance of the queen or one of the monster residents. Some people carelessly fall asleep, and wind up there before they realize it. Some people get lost on the road, and arrive there after wandering aimlessly. Some people chase after “wererabbits” that head off somewhere as if suddenly lured by something. Due to the queen's prejudice, whim, and arbitrary decisions, many human men and women, monsters, and couples are invited to the kingdom a bit coercively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227275
>and couples
So some poor Order couple could be at a library one day and find themselves in Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227295
No way dude, it looks wetter under there than not under it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227293
Yes. What monstergirl she'll turn into depends on her personality I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227315

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227330
How interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Does husbands blood taste different to a vampire than other blood?
Can they live off of animal blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227330
>Sexually repressed shorty librarian with a crush turns into a bombshell shortstack jubjub that can't stand being more than five feet away from you at any given time

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227356
You know where this talk of blood is going to lead .

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227275
>"invited"
How the heck do I leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227357
I'd prefer her to turn into a strong confident Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18224409
Disgusting. I bet you want to cover her in glitter too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227189
You have to be the nice kind of asshole for that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227337
Still sounds all slimy to me, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trap a loli Vampire under a sun lamp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227368

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227373
I still think this is one of the most spike in head retarded things ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227377
No, I'm really asking. Wonderland is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227237
Long tongues improve nearly everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227387
Not the pursuit of staying dry and un-slimy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227387
Yao worst kistune.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227377
>Anon has the "misfortune" to be found by Cheshire twins in Wonderland.
>The two of them taunt and tease him the whole time before showing him the exit and offering either pleasure or escape.
>Anon chooses to leave, but drags them with him and proceeds to facefuck them while they're dazed from being dragged out of Wonderland.
>The tables are turned when they wake up in a cozy house with breakfast in bed and begin to fall head over heels with the anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227401
I want to make fun of Salamander-chan's chubby hands a d feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227385

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227275
I want to be found by a pack of dormice and turn into their communal body pillow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227387
>You'll never have your tongue molested by a Kitsune like Yao as she turns you into a slut for the sensation of being raped by her ass.
>She'll never drive you crazy with pleasure when she finally decides she wants babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227387
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227399
She's pretty bad at being the worst no doubt, but she's pretty good at being the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Druella a cute. A CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227373
>>18224409
>>18224895
>Turning a prideful, powerful man-eating monster into a submissive slut who survives purely on the sexual fluids you allow her to drink instead of blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the Slug.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if we can actually have quality content now that alot of the shit writers are gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227485
You can start by making good posts and not crying about writers at every given opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls working at Lawson's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227373
>>18227467
Don't post random stuff, keep both images and discussion on-topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227502
That clerk looks familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227502
No one working retail would be that enthusiastic or happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227506
Don't lose your mind over it, Anon-kun. It's just reaction images.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah, he's new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227524
Familiars are always happy! Except the few super depressed ones, they're the reason why the rest are so happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227538
Familiars are the reason one of my daughterus has depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227518

[Anonymous No.]

Familiar Cheerleader
or
Class President Demon
or
Delinquent Salamander
or
Chess Club Anubus
or
Team Captain Jinko
or
Airhead Dragon Zombie
or
Transfer Student Automaton?
Either way, you’ve all landed in detention together for the next hour, whether deserved or not. How do they react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227551
Reverse Gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227548
I like boats. I like monster boats even more.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you convince a pharaoh, vampire and non-mere dragon to wear a maid outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227557
For how long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227557
Tell them it's your fetish and it'll make you cum harder when they dominate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227557
pouting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227557
You tell them is the new fashion. You'll probably get raped or in the lamia pit once they discover the truth though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227551
>Airhead Dragon Zombie
She walks into it and cuddles me until its over. Then immediately brings me back to her cave and rapes me.
>>18227557
Politely ask and tell them it would be really bad if a maid somehow dominates her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227551
>Familiar Cheerleader
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227567
The Pharaoh would probably be really into roleplaying as a naughty maid.
She'd probably pretend that you're her young master that she caught masturbating and the only way she won't tell your parents is if you let her use you as a meat dildo whenever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227524
She thinks she's about to get laid, that'll make an MG happy in any situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227551
Transfer student Automaton! It doesn't matter how cool and aloof she is, I'll break through to her with my charm and knowledge of engineering.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I approach and marry the Jinko bouncer over there?

[Anonymous No.]

BRAIN FUCK BRAIN FUCK
IT'S AWW-RIGHTTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227606
Be a tiger/lion tamer
They'll take it as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227603
What automaton? I just see a normal human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227606
Monstergirls getting tattoos of the species their based off of makes me laugh. Like imagine a human walking around with his face tattooed on his back like Steve-O.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227616
Hard to mistake the robot parts for people flesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227628
Don't make fun of her medical equipment, she got in a bad car accident and had to wear them ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227619
>Steve-O
great, now I want to see the equivalent of Jackass or Nitro Circus with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227640
She's lucky then to have transcended this mortal coil. 10/10 would bend over desk and impregnate

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>>18227640
Her family must have been rich to be able to afford the whole-body replacement surgery.

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>>18227652
>>18227654
Why are you two acting like she's in a completely different body? All she's wearing are some leg and arm braces.

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>>18227603
>”Detention regulations state we are to keep conversation to minimal levels. Please comply, as I do not wish to extend my remediation.”
I think she likes you!

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>>18227557
Tell them you'll do anything afterwards. You might have to wear prince/princess clothes for your dragon to indulge in her weird fetishes, but it works.

Trust me, I have a dragon wife.

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>>18227654
I'm just glad we had the technology to make her stronger, faster, and more horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227612
I can fap to this.

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>>18227662
I'm not getting the reference you're trying to push here. I like my Automatons more than human.
>>18227663
I would ask her to define the minimum level of conversation allowed. If the parameters are not set, then maybe she wouldn't mind chatting for awhile?

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>>18227662
So that metal on her torso and head is just fancy armor?

[Anonymous No.]

Androids need love too once in a while

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>>18227679
>I'm not getting the reference you're trying to push here.
He's probably referencing Mechazawa.

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>>18227682
Of course, if Salamanders can wear stuff like that then why can't she?

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>>18227677
It's the ending I fapped to the most in that game

The upcoming one has the female protagonist graped too

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>>18227691
Delicious, can't wait for the translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227683
>Androids

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>>18227683
Thought that was a dick in the thumbnail.

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>>18227679
She’d look at you coldly, but if you listened closely you’d hear little whirrs in her cheeks and abdomen.
>”...Very well. You have ten words for one minute. Speak.”

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>>18223312
Khepri hands down. The only thing I don't "like" about the Khepri and I think is unfair, is tha the Khepri is better but not because of the girl, but because of what she offers. Khepri is pretty much a pass to any MG waifu you want as long as you are willing to have a harem. Just tell them you want a particular MG as one of your wives and they will make it happen, regardless if its a Lilim, a Salamander, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227691
Which game was that again?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that all feline monstergirls are HUGE spanking sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18223312
Anubis and her cute paws

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>>18227695
>wasting images on off-topic shit

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>>18227726
Where is your evidence to support thys hypotesis of yours?

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>>18227731
That image is directly related to his post and the topic of androids

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>>18223312
My wife Pharaoh.

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>>18227733
When I scratch my cat's butt she goes wild.

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>>18227735
Fuck off and stop wasting images

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>>18227735
Anon, it's painfully clear you're new so here's the thing. We hate people wasting images with non-monstergirl related images here. Learn it or you're going to get yelled at a lot.

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>>18227735
How is a /co/ related cartoon about destroying non-monster girl androids related to sexy /jp/ related androids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227701
>Only ten words? Please go out with me transfer student!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227756
Because he's an idiot.

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>>18227744|
>>18227753
I didn't post it, dipshit, otherwise I would have fucking said "I". And no, I'm not new, but it pisses me off that you dolts constantly freak out about "wasted images" but never direct it at images that get posted every fucking thread such as >>18223325
Isn't it a waste to post an image that everyone and their mother has seen five million times already?

[Anonymous No.]

>When you play Haddoway - What is Love and there's an Ushi nearby

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>>18227772
You have made two mistakes
1. Trying to defend someone else
2. Trying to reason with the autistic thread police

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>>18227757
[Whirring Intensifies]
>She remains silent for an unusually long time until you realize the second hand of the clock ticks over
>”Yes, that would be most satisfactory. Meet me after school.”
>She goes silent again but the loud whirring of gears and processors continues

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>>18227772
Because that's on on-topic image you absolute dipshit.

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>>18227786
But it's still a "waste". It doesn't add anything to the thread. And before you bring up the other off-topic images or whatever shit, my issue is with the double standard regarding what is or isn't spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227726
I want a big fat cuddlecat, but not a Cheshire. Just a big loveable cuddleable orange tabby Werecat that I rescued off the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227794
I bet she hates mondays

[Anonymous No.]

It is healthy to be around hobo roach-chan?

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>>18227784
I can't wait to show her my spanner collection.

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>>18227800
She was curvy legs and high heels. I would risk it.

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>>18227800
Remove devilbug.

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>>18227551
All of them. And we go on a cool little journey throughout the school and find out we’re all not so different after all. While trying to make it seem to the CC Paladin principal that we were in the library the entire time!

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>>18227799
>”Nyeah nyeah, yuck it up. I guess that makes you a psychotic virgin with no luck with women~“
She’s a snarky one to be sure.

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>>18227786
What about >>18224504

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>>18227773

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>>18227800
Take her inside and feed her, then she won't be a hobo. Problem solved!

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>>18227819
That shouldn't be here either.

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>>18227737
What did he do to end up like that? Any context for the pic?

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>>18227794
My brother, although any cat like that will do.

>>18227817
She does know that only encourages the jokes right?

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>>18227819
It was related to the discussion of dragon's true forms and he actually posted text with it.

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>>18227827
Okay, you're definitely fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227829
What did he do? He was attractive to a particularly sadistic Hellhound.

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>>18227737
I would resist only to get roughed up further and then when I can't take it anymore accept to mate. There is a certain appeal to be loved, protected and getting your brains fucked out by a strong girl who just roughed you so hard.

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>You'll never have your dick squeezed between the asses of a pair of cuddlecat and cuddlehound twins.
>You'll never hear them all giggling as you pump load after load all over their plump squishy asses until you pass out.
It hurts.

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>>18227646
>Johnny Knoxville running through a Kitsune shrine wearing a suit covered in fried tofu
>Chris Pontius accidentally alping men by doing Party Boy
>Wee Man is still getting chased by Preston
>Dunn is hanging out with his Wisp waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227869
>spoiler
Fucking delete this.

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>>18227869
>>Johnny Knoxville running through a Kitsune shrine wearing a suit covered in fried tofu
Oh yeah this won't end well. shall I call an ambulance?

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>>18227835
I think she was making a “If I’m Garfield, that makes you Jon Arbuckle” joke

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>>18227853
How do cuddle-tier Monstergirls care for their asses? I presume they take great pride in them and therefore work to keep them pristine.

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>>18227878
They're kitsune, there's no need. You'll need several pastors though.

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>>18227903
Exactly that, always flaunting their asses around their husbandos trying to get him to molest it.

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>>18227878
Can't be worse than running through sendingo fested woods wearing meat jacket meat shirt meat pants meat shoes and meat underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel to sleep cuddling a Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227921

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>>18227915
Yes of course, but do they demand special skin lotion and creams to rub into it when Husband isn’t looking? Do they secretly work out just the right exercises the right amount to keep their fat bubble butts big but easy to control? Do they make sure to sleep in special positions to maximize butt growth?
At first glance they may be lazy layabouts but what if they’re secretly very hard working at keeping that image up!

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>>18227921
>meat jacket meat shirt meat pants meat shoes and meat underwear
Isn't that just being naked?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you stick it up a arachnes spinnerette?

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>>18227921
Looks like someone has been taking classes about armor and self protection with the "Merc with a mouth".

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>>18227970

Yes.

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>>18227938
Wendigo Papa > Nightgaunt Bansheeman > Shoggman > Atlach Nacha’s Spider > Flayed Squidman

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227978
>nachospider anywhere but dead last

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>>18227853
It’s all fun and games till one wants you in her rear and not on it.

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>>18227880
I know, I’m just poking fun

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>>18227921
>Meat shoes
This is how you give a wendi a foot fetish.

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>>18227990
Some people seem to enjoy the whole direct ovulation thing or whatever it is they talk about, whereas you really seem like you kinda just sit there as a squidman. All the others can at least move themselves from point A to point B.

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>>18227951
A cuddle-tier monstergirl's ass is her life.
If you have a harem of them they'll all help each other keep their asses in peak condition.

>>18228002
What are you talking about anon? That's even more fun. It's tight as a vice.

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>>18227951
Couple of sqauts here and there should do the trick, but sex would also be very beneficial to keeping their plump figure in check, she just has to know the more beneficial ways

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>>18228033
Will they play with each other’s asses?
Will they eat each other’s booties out?

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>>18226927
I've played that, do monster diseases monsterized women or just make them lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228044
Only if it's for the purpose of getting one of the others ready to dominate you with anal sex.

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>>18228055
Why the fuck wouldn't it monsterize them?

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>>18228056
Then sign me up.
Name three non cat non dog species that are good for cuddle-tier

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters go best with high heels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228089
Demons, no contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228089
Any monster with normal feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228089
None

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228078
Ratas, Tanukis, Holsts
Holsts come with the added bonus of big milky tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228093
Feet are gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228089
Sneks in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228094

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>>18228097
Heels aren't about the feet.

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>>18228089
One's that normally don't wear them, like Slimes/Shogs and fug bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228092
Excellent.
>>18228093
Like a Pharaoh?
>>18228094
You don't like hearing the click of a high heel?

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>>18228108
I can't see footwear of any kind working with Slime-types in a non-comical context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228104
I want to cuddle a wight. More specifically, I want to cuddle a zombie until she's a wight and then cuddle her more.

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>>18228098

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>>18228095
Unf to all three. I’d probably die if they all shoved their panty-devouring asses in my face and forced me to choose who gets to sit on me first.
Smug but easily breakable Rata, lecherous and greedy Nuki and gentle but insatiable Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters go best with putees

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>>18228127
Shogs can wear heels, though i kinda want to make wear heels that aren't apart of her.

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>>18228135
It's beautiful. she is perfect
how can the others even compare?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10248310/1/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Rebirth-of-Lescatie

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>>18228104
Great taste, the thought of a wight walking seductively down a long hallway in those heels is a nice one.
Same goes for wight footjobs.

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>>18227978
Night Gaunt should be number one.

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>>18228137
I wonder if the other two get jealous of the holst for having breasts that destroy undies just as proficiently as their asses do

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>>18227978
Getting your own pocket dimension is pretty based. Also beastman mode has to be cool.

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>>18228175
While Gauntguy certainly looks like the most fun and having a blast, Wendigo Coatman can presumably still go about and both have fun and do practical things.
Although, I’m not sure how much of that is threadcanon/LNcanon. How lucid is a Wendigo husband in coat form?

[Anonymous No.]

This wendigo is too fat

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>>18228188
But Nightgaunt Bansheeman can fly!

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>>18228202
What do you expect when you keep so much around.

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>>18228199
I mean, they bang just like the rest, but it honestly seems like ALL of the chaos transforms leave one to their own devices.
Basically funky-looking incubi.

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>>18228202
Gonna mating press that shy 9footer!

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>>18227978
They're all shit.

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>>18228214
She needs to learn self control!

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>>18227978
>Shoggman
Why not #1?

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>>18228221
I’d agree or see reason for all but the Flayer’s squid. I don’t mind the chaos transformations at all and think they can be nifty, but that one is my least favorite.

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>>18228199
I personally think people take the whole Lovecraft thing too far and that this is still KC's hugbox. I assume every chaos husband is as much himself as any incubus is and most of them have lives where they exist in their human forms also. The wandering monster scholar just never sees that stuff.

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>>18228207
I mean, so can everyone with a flying MG except Jubbers.

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>>18228202
Just fat enough, I'm thinking.

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>>18228229
Low fun factor. It’s the ‘safest’ of them all, but doesn’t really lead to anything exotic sexually, at least in comparison to the others. It’s great for people that really dislike the transformations as a whole though.

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>>18228202
But I like my wendis soft

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>>18228234
The scholar has seen them transform back. Nacha’s Husband did but she threw a loli bitchfit tantrum so he changed back for the illustration.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't remember Harpy-chan duty in school.
I do remember going to train the Kobold mascots though.

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>>18228268
She's a birdbrain, but a good one.

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>>18228266
But he doesn't see how much time the live in either form. Most of the chaos entries are written in a creepy manner on purpose to get a Lovecraft feel ignoring the fact this is still the same "only happy endings" world it always has been.

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>>18228234
Hugbox or not, it's still monsterboy transformation faggotry.

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>>18228199
I think it depends on how you interpret the coat form. In my ideal situation for me and my Wendi waifu it would go something like, the coat needs me to be inside of it for it to summon the coat beast. The beast acts off of my instinct to protect my wife and help her with her daily life, while my body just gets to relax inside a comfy warm house while she runs through the snow at incredibly fast speeds.

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>>18228237
Please do not make the Jubs more self-conscious, they’re desperate enough as is.

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>>18228186
Not him but they may compensate via having larger posteriors.

>>18228137
>Cuddlecoon
All that meat in that small a package means on huge rear.

A true rival for cuddlecat is here

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>>18228297
I think most Jubs are too busy being husband-conscious to be self-conscious

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>>18228296
I don't think you are actually a coat I assume you transform into what is basically an abominable snowman creature like the great old one Ithaqua and the coat is just a pocket dimension that hides your body.

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>>18228300
>”Fwee hee, I see you staring at my tush, boy. Five bucks and I’ll let you poke. 30$ for a full grope!”
>she says this while enticingly wobbling it left and right with a smirk over her shoulder

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>>18228337
And what if I take her out to dinner and let her have her fill?

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>>18228341
>”Oh? You think you can satisfy my extravagant, eccentric tastes, boy? Fufu, you’ve signed your debt warrant! Meet me at this address at 5, and dress appropriately, Fwee hee hee!”
>cut to Anon meeting the cuddly Nuki in front of an all-you-can-eat buffet, wiggling and salivating in anticipation
>”Hurry, hurry! I’ll let you have a night full of whatever you want if you let me stay for three hours!”

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>>18228337
I only got a 100$ bill.

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>>18228387
>”Humph! I don’t make change! But I will make you feel like you got the best deal of your life, fwee hee hee!”

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>>18228383
I'd let her stay for 4 out of curiosity.
What could go wrong?

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>>18228383
>cut to anon cuddling the nuki in bed several hours later because she's too full to fuck
Little did she know this was my plan the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228403
>What could go wrong?
Famous last words as a single man.

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>>18228420
So what, she's going to rape me?
Or demand I become her husband?

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>>18228431
>demand
Just say no, dude.

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>>18228431
Yes, Anon. She's going to have a lifelong all she can eat buffet of (you). Once the food coma wears off, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228092
This guy knows
high ranked girls with heels always make a good pair

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>>18228403
>>18228415
>”Uuuuuunnnn anooooon my tummy hurwts...”
>”Please keep rubbing it and please also rub my butt it makes me feel a lot better...”
>”I’ll- I’ll pay you if you go get me some milk to help my tummy settle down...”
>”you can sleep on my butt if you pwomise to spend the night...”
Silly Nuki.

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>>18228451
I'm not saying no as that earns me a cuddlecoon but this requires more dates before leaping into it!
And it lets me get her into a state where I keep taking he out to dinner but I keep denying the use of that rear by me till she wants it.


>>18228457
She probably has drugs to make me go forever doesn't she?

>>18228476
I would.
Going to grab the Extra Thick Hathor Milk for her

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>>18228486
If you say yes, you have to skip out on all the other girls out there.

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>>18228467
Especially if you can hear them coming from a mile away. It's a good cue to bow down.

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Every time some says "cuddlecoon" all I can think about is Eric Cartman trying to sell some new merchandise.

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>>18228486
But she’s so needy Anon! She’ll make you give her butt rubs and titty massages and full body cuddles all the time and demand you bring her lots of food!

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>>18228491
But what about when her Cuddlecat rival jumps into the mix?
Besides, I want her to hold off till she's sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228486
Go away, fatfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228503
I am... The cyyeeeuuun

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>>18228509
I can do that.
All the cuddles and buffets she could want.
Also little nukis, all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228467
I should know. High ranked Demons that let you know their awe-inspiring presence is kinda my shtick, mang.
>>18228497
That’s the ticket

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>>18228536
Do other Demons work under your Demon, Baronessfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227869
>Wee man getting chased by a huge minotaur.
>johnny doing department store boxing in a dragon's store.
>high fiving an oni/ogre with that huge hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228540
You know come to think of it I’ve never really thought of any in particular. Maybe it’s a low-key jealously thing. She has no problem with, and enjoys, monsterizing women into Demons though.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna fuck the doe pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228608
Sproink it, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228608
I wonder what they looked like back when they were demonic killing machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>be working the farm in your village when the hero walks through
>you help some soldiers of the DL's army capture him and take him away
>a few days later, an vassal of the DL shows up at your house followed by a 11/10 succubutt
>"Sir Anon, for your brave assistance in eliminating another pesky hero, the Demon Lord bestows upon you a wife," and she tosses the succubus at you
>"Oh my god, thank you so mu- Hey, wait a minute! Is this the hero?"
>the vassal just gives you a shit-eating grin

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228476
Adorable.
Wonder if she can 'drink' as much as she eats

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228497
Heels for being a dom bitch are shit. Heels for the feminity and elegance/sex appeal are where it's at.

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>>18228266
In more detail, she was so upset that she didn't even wait for him to change back into spider form, and just started raping him in front of the Scholar while hurling insults.

>Scholar: "Fascinating, so you have sex in this form as well?"
>Atlach-nacha: "Shut up you limp dicked $%$^! let me fuck this shithead in peace!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228627
Moose.

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>>18228628
>you help some soldiers of the DL's army capture him and take him away
Trash tier. You deserve a beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228632
Finally someone understands

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>>18228628
>11/10 succubutt
>no pointed ears, wings, or a spade tail
Fug dis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228266
>>18228639
I think it's more that like most chaos monsters, they find being seen with their man in human form extremely embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228632
Different strokes I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228632
What about Dom elegance and sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228684
What if you only want to fug chaos waifu in human form?

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>>18228639
I want to pepper a Nacha with compliments as she berates me in every manner possible
>"What a laugh, some needle-dick thinking he can get me off with something as pathetic as that. Aren't you embarrassed, you sorry excusr for a human?"
>"You're so cute when you're angry, Nacha. I just want to cuddle with you in your web all day. You smell really nice today, you know."
>"S-shut up, you f-filthy piece of living garbage."

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>>18228707
You can probably negotiate reduced time in the non-human form, but if you outright refuse to use it at all your wife will likely be upset.

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>>18228679
I want to stroke her tail and tickle her wings

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>>18228628
>getting a hero demon alp as your wife
If you want a perspective from every side there you go. Maybe she can teach your peasant ass how to swordfight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228509
That tanuki is going to be dangerously smug from now on, and I imagine she'd boast endlessly about how she now has a cute boyfriend who eagerly cuddles and fondles her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228707
Pretty much all of them have non-chaos equivalents you’re better suited to in that case. What’s the point if you just like a ‘monster’girl for her looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228732
>Alped hero
>Teaches you to sword fight
>Teaches you to "sword fight"
>Makes you the man you always wanted to be while becoming the woman he never knew he wanted to be
Thanks, demon lord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228628
Now that's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228757
Spade tail nibbling will forever be the lewest part of foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228739
>”Rata-chan, I wanna buy an article! ‘Gorgeous Tanuki has new cute boyfriend, irresistible butt too much for him to ignore!’ Make it front page!”
>Hangs up and jumps back into bed to continue making out and slow cuddlefuck her hunky boytoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228765
Even the monsters can recognize traitors as faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228770
>Pic is her napping on top of anon, the massive lump that is her butt partially exposed
>She's not notified before its printed.
>Tanuki is hiding in bed all day out of shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228766
It's basically the greatest thing ever. I wanna nibble all the spade tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228719
I wasn't thinking about outright refusing it, jjst as a way to bully her.l
Like what would the other chaos girls think if they knew you did the dirty with a plain old human even after he can transform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228742
All the chaos mgs already have unique features without the transformations, who knows why KC tacked that shit on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228019
I find this hilarious for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Pharaoh butt.

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pic of a MG with a ‘whale tail’ before. I’d love to see some flustered OL Tanuki trying to act all seductive and failing miserably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228840
How big?
Cuddlecoon and Cuddlecat seem tied with Loli Wyvern for first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228840
Careful anon if you tell her that her ass is big she'll be very angry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228831
Because the very nature of chaos monsters is degeneracy, and not everyone has your weak stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228848
Big as I like it. Or as you like it it's a fantasy.
>>18228851
What should I do when she gets stuck in her chair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228848
Anon, thread memes aside, any MG can have a booty as big as a B.E.T. backup dancer.

[Anonymous No.]

How old appearance wise do you like your vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228788
>”Aww Cmon babe, it doesn’t look bad!”
>”Nooooooo, they didn’t get my good side!”
>”Every side is your good side, booty”
>she peeks out under the covers with a smug grin
>”Cmere you hunk and prove it to me~”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228856
Run away or laugh, punishment will find you either way.

>>18228861
Varies but the lolis need overly fat asses or overly large busts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228861
I like them CC type, I don't like them loli type

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228861
Mature like a fine wine.
>>18228875
What if I try and help her out?

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't stare at this shriveled, malformed oni-chan. There was a very poor harvest the year she was born, and she was frequently ill as a child.

It's not her fault that she is only 2 meters tall, and is only as strong as 10 human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228861
Late teen to young adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228873
This is where you pop some manticore venom, toss those sheets aside, and fill that rear like theres no tomorrow.
All while ignoring the shaking branch outside and how a picture will pop up tomorrow stating that "Local Merchant Queen is Insatiable?" while showing her glazed eyes and bloated middle while you pound that ass for the tenth time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228831
He wanted a uniting feature for the chaos girls to distinguish them from regular monsters, and decided the feature would be that they all cause physical transformations in their husbands (and that it is only when united with the transformed husband that they are "complete" as monsters).

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>>18228757
>getting coached by an alp
>She will get more and more flustered when your body gets harder.
>Not to mention when she sees other monsters eyeing you up she unleashes her combined holy/demonic energy.
The chief god is going to be pissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228853
It's not that people aren't keen to transformation, its just that they want a life outside rape spider/squid.
Thats why nightgaunt, wendigos and shoggoths are well recieved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228861
All of those pictured, so preferably one powerful enough to shapeshift, which would mean they are very old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228882
She accepts it as an apology from you and decides to reward you by letting you be her throne for a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228861
Mid teens to CC. The CC look is really nice for elegant types in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228889
She just needs meat is all.
Lots and lots of meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228861
Mature, busty and elegant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228904
Excellent, now to convince her to let me use her prodigious chest as a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228937
Does she only know how to dominate beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228896
That's the second best part! Really though, if she keeps sending in unprepared heroes in such small numbers it's her own fault. She should consider herself luckily such high quality men haven't been snatched up by an echidna or something. That'd bite her holy ass in the long run.

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>>18228861
Proud and royal, though country grown vampires are nice too.

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>>18228898
I'm pretty sure with wendigos its threadcannon and cute art as to why they are liked. When it comes to canon material we have zero info on what the husband does aside from have sex with them.Unless I missed something that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228898
Will my Nightgaunt wife let me paint racing stripes on her and I in conjoined form so I can go super fast while pounding her from behind flying at incredible speeds? Can I Nightgaunt-chan?!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how good the control of the mucus either the night gaunt and her husband have and if you could create more complex latex outfits than just a full body catsuit or if you could make more stylized fetish clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228954
>high quality men
>weak faggots that go alp and can't even cleave one sniveling traitor
Lets be honest, they're probably being sent on purpose to sabotage the monsters' genepool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229004
As husband you take full control. But remember, exposing her porcelain white, ultra-sensitive skin will make her very very nervous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229015
Maybe they thought sending gay dudes to combat monsters would end well. Little did they know that alps were a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228960
I don't remember there being any kind of force keeping you in the coat physical or mental.
Wendigos and their husbands would simply live in cold climates either towns where they go about their daily business or the fucking savages in the mountain wilderness

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229026
>cover everything except her tits, crotch and butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229034
Post chief god's face when she discovers alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229038
Is it wrong if I would think it adorable seeing my Nightgaunt wife having a huge anxiety attack and whimpering desperately for help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228893
>includes several pictures of her belly, ass and tits getting fondled like nothing else
>ratings soar, tanuki gets even wealthier and even smugger

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229047
It's a face of disgust. Seeing someone who likes them makes her puke though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229053
Not too terribly wrong anon, as long as you don't forget the aftercare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229026
By how good a control I mean if you can just use it to squeeze and molest her like in the entry or if you could form latex dresses and bathing suits for going different places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228898
>Thats why nightgaunt, wendigos and shoggoths are well recieved.
Wendigo and nightgaunt are the same as mindflayer and nacho, the only reason people aren't calling Wendigos shit is because of the awawawa moeblob bastardization which is on par with stinky centipedes and retard wurms as far as dumb thread canon goes.
They were hated almost as much as nachos till they got watered down.

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>>18229015
Low quality men don't make 11/10 succubi, they do like 8, maybe nine tops. The only things wrong with that hero were worshipping an impotent God and having teh gay. The demon lord fixed the first, MAMONO MANA fixed the second. She's perfect now.

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>>18229034
Bet she'll try eunuchs next. Wonder what she'll look like when magically repaired testicles and decades of pent up lust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229066
This, never forget about aftercare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229059
Rata-chan sure has a nose for a scoop.
Deserves a raise and I can only fear for how smug that cuddlecoon is going to end up

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229064
Alps don't deserve the bulli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229078
Fug you, only a few hardcore vanilla fags were against nightgaunt on release

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229112
The do though. They deserve maximum teasing too, especially when they accepted that they are girls and love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229115
I was mostly talking about wendigo there to be honest.
I'm just a little peeved because I like them and the memes have been way more damaging to them than headpats ever were to raijus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229112
They deserve the high impact sexual bulli

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229115
Because the Night Gaunt is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229136
I sympathize with you on a spiritual level. That stuff really bugs me. That, and monogamy fags rising from the wood work half the time any of my favorite girls are mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>joining the hero's party and gaining their trust as a skilled archer
>things start off easily enough in the party of 6, but you can tell the corruption is starting to get to them a bit
>raised voices, erect nipples, everybody is on edge
>but still they power on
>but you plot and scheme
>at first you're subtle, sabotaging the defensive line around the camp as the others sleep
>a werewolf sneaks into the camp and nearly has her way with the mage before she's chased away
>you pin it on the mage not checking it properly, the hero demands two people stay awake in future
>you slowly ramp up the sabotage, tainting the priests' drinking water with some energy generously donated by a "wandering" succubus
>she blushes for the rest of the day, her eyes slowly yellowing as she is corrupted, the presence of the hero being the only thing stopping her from turning completely
>the night after, while the hero is asleep, horns burst from her skull, wings and tail following soon after
>she turns to violate you, but you grin and place a finger on your lips, her eyes widen in realization, she huffs and stomps her foot before running into the woods to friendly territory
>the hero is none the wiser, you act dumb and say that she must have deserted the quest
>you're too deep into enemy territory to go back now

>walking along a cliff, pits of dark matter on either side
>you "go scout ahead," on the order of the holy hero himself
>sneaking back around, the corruption doing nothing to you, you aim carefully and let fly with an invisible arrow
>expensive to use, but fun as hell, the arrow flies true and strikes the dirt that the mage is stood by precariously
>it gives way, and before the hero can grab his robe he tumbles into the pit, quickly being swallowed by the blackness, he'll be having fun later
>the hero stares, his eyes slowly glassing over from the stress of losing two party members in short order
>he's pulled back by the yells of the warrior
>you dash ahead of them again (not that you need to scout this place anyway) and ask what happened
>the hero shakes his head and despairs at the loss of someone he considered a close friend
>you reassure him, and tell him that you'll always have his back
>he smiles genuinely and pats your shoulder, saying that he's glad to hear it

>camping deep in monster girl country, the slightest noise could bring a horde down on your head
>you and the warrior are on watch
>he says he needs to piss, you nod and watch as he leaves
>silently as you can, you follow him through the dark trees, watching as he begins to urinate against a large tree
>you pull back slightly, far enough away that he won't find you if he tried
>you unsheathe your arrow, and chanting a spell, light it with red fire
>aiming directly upwards, you let it loose
>it sails through the sky, alerting every monster in a 10 miles radius
>you snicker to yourself as the sound of pounding footsteps proceeds the panicked shouts of another party member

>another deserter, what are the odds?
>the hero sighs to himself as he looks over his remaining two party members, you, and the rouge, a younger girl taken from the streets
>he asks himself if he'll be able to defeat the demon lord with the two of you
>once again you reassure him, telling him that he's the destined hero, party or not, he'll be sure to win
>his determination restored, he declares that the three of you will charge the demon lord's castle the following morning
>you smirk to yourself during the night's watch

>the resistance is "surprisingly" light as the three of you storm the castle walls, fighting off blade of demon silver with shield and sword
>you dash through the elaborately decorated halls, almost as if you know them already, until you come to the doors that lead to the throne room
>a large group of pursuers have followed you, but you aren't afraid, not in the slightest
>you and the rouge stand your ground, and tell the hero to vanquish the demon lord and end the war
>he thanks the two of you for your bravery and rushes inside with a war cry
>the rouge pulls closer to you as the monsters close in
>she barely has time to react before you kick her in the back, pushing her into the waiting arms of a grinning hellhound
>she squeaks and struggles, but she's far too strong for her

>you turn around and push open the doors to the throne room
>he has failed
>his holy protection has faded as he lost his way, despaired over the loss of his party, and breathed the corruption in the air
>he struggles against the oppressive weight of the demon lord's magic
>you stand next to him as he tells you to run, to get away from the lilim now holding power over the realm
>mockingly you gasp and fall to your knees
>you look down and pull back on his blonde hair, his eyes meeting yours
>you grin smugly
>he gasps, a flood of memories coming back to him
>a boy on the streets, crying and alone
>"old friend, isn't this much nicer than worrying about being a hero?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229146
I'm pretty big on monogamy but I honestly couldn't care less if someone else wanted a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229146
remove bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>"It took hours of investigation, studying documents, and carefully choosing my options in the store, but I finally found out your secret!"
>"You like girls in their underwear, don;t you anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229162
I just don't like that every other time bicorns or Nurarihyons are mentioned the thread devolved into arguments about the girl being a beta cuck and the likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229162
>monogamy
Good anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229149
This is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229136
>>18229146
Both of those things, and how it feels like nowdays you can't talk about anything without fatfags and /d/obsons stepping in to talk about popping manticore venom and tummy rubs and other autistic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229202
The popping manticore venom thing just reminded me of how often certain phrases are used around here, like 'Breasts that would put a holst to shame' and the likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229200
The demon lord worked very hard on writing that Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, guys. How hard would demons schlick to fallen paladins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229216
It's really shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229216
It's bad and the demon lord should feel bad. I got second hand embarrassment just reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229146
I feel for you, I really do. Bicorn is another girl I'm fond of but there's been some okay discussion about them now and again.
>>18229202
Manticore venom in itself is fine, it's just meant to make a man cum more but when it leads to full blown inflation shit things get weird.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a P'Orc that just got told to 'Get Good'?
A steamed ham

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229149
There's no fucking way I'm reading all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229215
>Breasts that would put a holst to shame
While we're all complaining, I'd like to bring up the fact that there are way too many /d/-tier breast and body expansion fags here. It's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229202
>fatfags and /d/obsons stepping in to talk about popping manticore venom and tummy rubs
I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229149
I'm dense i didn't understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229149
>deleted it
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my tanuki to get big muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229189
I've seen some discussions here and there without them, but most of the time you'll get that when posting about harems, especially if it's about those two.
It's the same when people force shotashit on dark mages discussions too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229261
>"You did remember to invest in my bitcoin site, didn't you anon?"
>she looms over you, muscles visible under her shirt
>"You know how.. strong, a position you'll be in if you do, don't you~?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229078
But awawa is shit and I still like Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Pharaohs have anything attached to them? I don't think so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229115
I honestly don’t get the obsession with night gaunts.
The transformation is into a latex tentacle blob and the girl herself does nothing at all except have panic attacks when you aren’t dictating her every move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229182
>Terrific
Not until they're bigger than her head they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229293
I meant to mention that I liked them but I needed to go full autism and forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229306
I love them they hit almost all of my fetishes but if you don't get it nobody can explain it to you. That is how fetishes work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229306
A lot of people like like the idea of being able to fly anywhere and groping submissive girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229291
Jokes on her, I don't have enough money for that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229342
Not even a dollar?
Not even if she upped your pay to compensate for the mandatory investment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229341
Not to mention I really like the latex thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229356
What if i payed in Love

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy cupids

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make out with a Jabberwock's tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229356
Well, I suppose I could dip into the emergency fund a little bit to get her off her feet.
$1k would be good enough right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229366
I want to help couples get together with a Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229182
Dumb nerd bird still won't find a husband even with her research

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229373
I would AT MOST pet them or rub,i dont trust her slimy friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229066
>>18229097
Of course! She gets everything she wants or needs after. She’s just too adorable and sexy when she’s all pitiful and panicking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229373
Make out with it, stick my dick in it, cuddle with it. It's part of her after all. Part of loving wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Height or Width?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229394
My nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229404
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229404
In this instance?
Left.
Multi-breasts a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229418
How do you expect her to feed all of your daughteres otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229306
>people have different tastes and like different things
>”This is bullshit!”
God I FUCKING HATE THIS THREAD so goddamn much sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229373
SNICKER SNACK is the sound our tongues would make. One has to wonder what the other two mouths would be doing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229426
Sheer production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229428
I said “I don’t get” it, not “get out of my fucking thread,” Captain Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229306
thats my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229428
>Freaking out when something doesn't like what you like
Tone it down, jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229302
They have a familiar who is attached to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229404
I like the right i'm a sucker for tall girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229404
>spectacles
>curvy
>meaty
>adorable
Left by a mile

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229381
Marry any Eros girl and open a business specifically tailored to matching weird and/or hard to find monsters with husbands. I mean, there's got to be at least one person out there who doesn't mind centipedes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229428
It sucks but it’s all we got. The pride and prissy pearlclutchers are getting quieter and quieter every day though. They don’t have the staying power for a topic that is inevitably inseparable from fetish stuff, no matter how desperately they screech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229404
Right hand side.
Can’t stand bitchy girls. Also that hair and paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229458
She's a bit of a bitch though.
Would be fun feeling up that dog till she's in heat but vehemently trying to deny it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229404
>the one with paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229449
Well the snek is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229410
It's hard to resist any part of a cute brown dragon who's that lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229462
This
Casuals are steadily trickling out
Thread’s come a long way since even a year ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229474
>>18229476
She probably just has a height complex and feels like she has to overcompensate about it. Nobody takes her seriously because she's a Pomeranian-bold despite her accomplishments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229462
I noticed this too, there's a lot of stuff that gets talked about openly with enthusiasm with no shitstorms that would have caused the place to go nuclear when the move to /jp/ first happened. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229462
>pearlclutchers
I remember you using this term in a recent argument. You were defending either fatshit or pegging, can't remember what it was that you fags were trying to push that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229491
I don’t really care what her justification is.
I hate little shit dogs in real life too.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the most exaggerated skin color you can tolerate on monster girls?

red? blue? green? other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229491
She's cute.
Would use like a daiki, even if she's pouting while her tail wags

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229510
I can't stand red, and green only looks good on alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229510
I have my preferences, but any colour works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229518
>>18229503
>>18229404
How's this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229510
Bitch I liked twotoned skin. I'll take everything

Well unless the colors clash. And yellow is a pretty terrible skincolor

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229521
I personally think that one red skinned recolor of the Demon looks better than the blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229534
You missed one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229534
Still going the Pom.
Also, bottom left is showing one

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229510
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229534
ok I really like wolf girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229510
I can go with any color really, probably because when talking about colors I think of slimes. I prefer hot colors for "normal" girls though.
I guess gray would be kinda weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229510
I have no real preference as long as it looks aestethically pleasing and the color scheme it makes sense for their species.

>>18229547
>>18229553
AH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229534
This only reinforces my choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229404
>>18229534
>Multi-boobs
Dammit Matsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18227606
This wasn't spawned from that one anon talking about having tattoos of the base animals some MGs would relate too is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229534
If it wasn't for the multi nipple the wold would be absolutely great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229510
I'll take any colour, some races suit certain colours more than others though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229558
>>18229553
>>18229547
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229554
I was a little disappointed to see that all of their skincolors were just slight variations of that ash color.

Where's my hyperblue with the tattoos of bronze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229554
What an impressively ugly manface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229384
Of course it'll take more then research. There's the rape as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229576
>bottom right
Fucking wew, she's made for tender love

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229576
I’d rather his Vanessa or Alice.
Especially Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229598
Personally I like that one Angel character he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229581
No this is a man face.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229615
That looks like something from Panty and Stocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229628
Not a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229615
Chastity is my number 4 after Bailey. Alice and Vanessa before them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229630
Yeah, but the angels are fucking garbage compared to Scanty and Kneesocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229625
Can you stop posting this garbage, nobody cares enough to read crazy ramblings from some autismos on faraway websites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229625
Can't you learn to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229617
As expected of /tg/ scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229631
He's created a lot of great girls.
>>18229635
Well they're hot at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229635
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229651
I want to date Kneesocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229646
Anon please, I don't prefer to be called scum. I don't even browse /tg/. Unless it's in the search for updates on Tiamat's Lvl 1 Consort

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a term for physical addiction to monster butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229678
ButtSlut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229598
Alice a cute.
I think I might prefer the cows, but I love them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229678
Yeah.

Incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229688
I guess she’s technically a Karakasa-Obake

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229688
She’s very lewdcute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229637
>>18229640
Name one thing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229711
Everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229702
A tsukumogami specifically.
Karakasa-Obake are tsukumogami made out of umbrellas.

Alice would be a tsukumogami made out of a chalice of the Chief God, similar to a Valkyrie/Nun that never fully turned into a Dark Valkyrie or a Dark Priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229719
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229688
She’s my absolute favorite. I want to be her shota alterboy and receive her holy liquids directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229711
>fuckhuge screencaps showcasing some fucktard losing their shit over monstergirls
>screencaps that get constantly spammed by another fucktard that's obviously a remnant of /monster/
Fuck off back to your shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229734
Still not an argument. It's still monster girl related content and has every right to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

i want a dark mage gmilf to take me to a shota pageant and flick gold coins on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBQn-oPqdrA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229724
Perfect then.
Gonna expy a version of her to the standard Monstergirl world and spread the holy word of Oppai with her!
Chastity can chill with us too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229727
>>18229711
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229740
You should probably realize that hardly anyone responds to them, and when they do they're telling you to stop posting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229698
DE may fuel the big body

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229740
And it's clear that nobody cares for your screencaps aside from the fact your wasting images by spamming them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18228919
press f to steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229764
you're*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229760
While all incubi and monsters can feed off sex indefinitely, their entry still lists wild animals as their natural diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229698
Lengthen up those intestines. Lungs may also be a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229764
He already knows that you dunce, look what he's doing. He's very blatantly shitposting. What, do you think you're going to reason him out with logic and arguments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229766
The one thing you gotta remember is that an oni that's lean can become an oni that's (figuratively) mean with meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229778

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229617
>Half head shaved bald
When will this meme die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229840
When faggots like faggocks finally die and stop fantasizing about glowing vaginas and furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>18229852
You sound like you're upset

Upset at the wrong people

[Anonymous No.]

>Become breeding husband for a troop of five gorilla kakuen as part of the 'Endangered Species Breeding Program;
>They're each big, buff women with slabs of muscle, hard cut abs, bulging biceps, and ample assets in the rear and bust department.
>When you aren't at work they ride you till you're exhausted, ending in a cuddle pile on the bed.
>When you're gone they either go to the 'integration' jobs or acclimate to the local culture.
>Some of this cultural integration involves them learning about what guys can like.
>One day you come home to all of them in naked aprons, small aprons that barely cover them and not a hint of shame on their faces.

The dream life

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>>18229869
Kakuens are made for mating presses

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>>18229886
Those ones seem more likely to mating press you, although I imagine they'd all be quite shocked if you mating pressed the silverback.

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>>18229688
>>18229702
>>18229724
Is her dad an old and grizzled Paladin from the original Hero’s party?

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>>18229890
SSS Draws the cutest faces
Kissu the sandworm wife!!

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>>18229895
Maybe they'd let you if you explain the science behind the mating press. You could probably just make something up, those dumb monkeys will believe anything.

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>>18229912
Maybe, although a demonstration would be better, especially when that silverback wraps her arms around anon and ahegos

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>>18229860
I don't know man, I have alot of pent up anger over people like him

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>>18229896
She has no "dad" because she was literally a golden cup, an ancient, holy relic of the Order, ebfore she was tainted by Mamonomana.
She probably has a symbolic father figure though.

>>18229730
Would you be the devoted altar boy that she bashfully asks for help with her "duties" because of her shyness and lack of experience with talking to others other than yourself and a few other people?
Or the playful, almost cocky kid who does of altar boy, who likes to tease the much taller and older yet way purer Chalice friend, convincing her of helping her with her "duties"and dragging her by the hand to the back of the church to protect her privacy?

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>>18229928
You need to let it all out inside a cute monster girl, but since we don't have them you can just fap instead. Gentle girls like Titanias and Sheeps would be perfect for it since they'd only have a tiny bit of strength left afterwards, usign that to hug you before blacking out.

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>>18229942
My mind's tellin me first
but my BODY
my BODY's tellin me second
But probably a combination of the two. Probably start off all devoted and nervous as her but once I realize how rockin sucking on those holy fonts are get a bit more teasing and cocky. Gonna keep her protected from everyone else though. She's a true holy relic, and I'd stick up for her all the time.

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Can shogs lactate?

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>>18229970
>>18229970
Yes, it tastes like grape juice.

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>>18229970
Who needs that many eyes?

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>>18229970
Anything for mastah~!

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>>18229976
So she can see every inch of you.

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>>18229970
I assume they reproduce by fission like all other slimes that don't convert women but they could probably feed you their jelly like that.

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>>18229289
>shotashit
I'm sorry my reply is a tad late but this is also something that bothers me whenever people talk about dark mages. That and the fact she's not a real monster girl

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>>18229970
>penis and balls
MOOOOOOODS

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>>18229990
Thats's like, your opinion

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>>18229970
From every orifice.

>Try to spoon the shog
>She starts leaking all over the place

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>>18230002
I know you're not looking for a response but I still wanna say my piece. Bitch is just a big titty wizard in a fantasy setting. Every other female caster of any kind from any setting is just a big booby wizard. She doesn't even have a horn or tail.

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>>18230024
I was more talking about the shotas

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>>18230024
You're right. Doesn't mean they aren't great girls, even if they're a big on the "girl" side of "monster girl".

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>>18230032
Oh

>>18230032
The only girl more cosplay then them is a selkie

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>>18229970
They can probably imitate Holstaur milk in taste and texture with their massive Shoggoth udders, the milkmaid Shogs anyways.
The milkmaid Kikimora will have some competition in that regard.

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Plebs go to buffets and diners or just start fucking on the street.
Those of class take their romantic interest monstergirl to a fancy place and woo her.
Who's your classy girl and how will you court her?

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>tfw never roam the plains on an adventure with automaton centaur waifu as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FB_fONhL9U plays from her butt speakers

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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>>18230024
That's kind of the whole point of his majin family classification. They're for people that don't want any monstrous parts but still want a waifu in his world.

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>>18230042
>>18230034
Second reply was @ you, my bad.

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>>18230045
No idea.
I wouldn't mind taking a cuddlecat out to a nice steakhouse.

>>18230044
>Anon comes home to see his maids chest to chest, two full glasses on the table as they glare at each other

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>>18230045
That anatomy is so /d/-tier it seriously took me a while to figure out what was even going on in that picture.

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>>18230045
ill take my jubjub to a cheap waffle house then bang her in a back alley maybe the library if im feeling high class

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>>18230045
That's kinda gross looking actually.

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>>18230098
eeew

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>>18230046
That's a mecha musume.

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>>18230105
I think the chear is some sort of glass thats magnifying her ass

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>>18230002
You can say "that's just your opinion" to anything.

Also, aren't mages usually seen with big bulky str familiars to protect them, like golems or spirits. I can imagine if a dark mage wanted a familiar to help out with physical work, inclusing sex, she'd go with one of those instead of a weak and frail kid. It also shows how powerful she is taming such a beast and all of that.

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Sandworms are ____.

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>>18230162
Safe.
Please protect me Sandworm-chan.

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>>18230156
It's more for battery purposes in this setting.

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>>18230156
>Big, bulky, high STR familiars

I now want a tall, ultra muscled familiar that Still calls me oniichan and acts cute.

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>>18227714
I always headcannon khepri harems to being just khepri.
For overall harem nurahiyon/bicorn are better.

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>>18230162
onaholes that you can live in

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>>18230156
>monsterboys
OUT

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>>18230194
I feel you on that one Anon. I felt that girls like Khepri, devilbugs, and large mice harems are near exclusively girls of that race. At the most one or two girls might not be the same, but will be similar either theme or species wise.

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>>18230216
>>18230194
I still want a Zombie harem. It would be the lewdcutest thing ever. They'd each get a special cute leash so they don't wander off when we go to the mall together.

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>>18230245
Something I also feel. Zombies are super great! They come in all shapes and sizes, and being molested all over by a hoard of different girls all trying to feel your warmth would be heavenly.

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>>18229064
>Chief God has shit taste
No surprise there.

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>>18230251
Exactly. I'd have eight overall, ranging from petite to ultra-voluptuous, and each with their own little zombie quirk (a missing eye here, a boney hand there) that I'd use to help identify and celebrate their uniqueness. They're a mindless horde, but they're individuals too!
Gonna take them all to buy cute dresses!

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Non-loli Alices!

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>>18230276
>Eight
I was thinking of numbers in the 20s to 30s, but I guess im just a fag for hyper harems.

Also Dressing up zombies in different dresses would be super fun. I want to see all their reactions when I dress them up prettier than they ever got to dress when they were alive!

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>>18230276
So would you accept them if they all become wights?

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What does the elder sign do against shogs flayers gaunts and nachos?
Its supposed to protect you but in MGE I'm sure it'd do the opposite.

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>>18230276
>Anon with his group of zombies going through the mall.
>Each are wearing identical dresses with unique alterations (Bows, headbands, ribbons, etc)
>Each are so well-cared for that parts that haven't regenerated are obvious choices rather than miss care.
>A nearby wight sees this and is so happy that she starts congratulating him and invites him and his wives to a local gathering of the city undead society to tell the story of how he met and cared for his wives.

Would be interesting.

>>18230284
Do oppai loli alices count?
Because I'd do that or pudgy one

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>>18230287
I bet they find it cute. Not the sign itself, the fact that you tried.

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>>18230260
i want a NEET alp that slowly turns into a sloth demon. I would bring her snacks everyday.

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>>18230307
Anon, that's a gluttony demon, not a sloth demon.
Sloth demons just want to be wrapped in blankets and watch anime

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>>18230260
I... I want to pat that head.

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>>18230284
>Non-loli Alices!
Permanent virgin big sister?

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>>18230285
That's fine too! 30 cute zombie girls would be delightful.
And doing that for them would lead some of them to make a strange, weird moan that almost sounds like... crying! Tears of happiness and a big group tackle filled with love bites would be in your future!
>>18230286
You know, I really would just want them to stay as Zombies personally. I'd rather they not change, so Mamanomana would make it so.
>>18230295
They'd be so happy once I explained to them what was going on! I'd splurge and buy them all nice fancy haircuts and manicures for the big gala and let them know that each and every one of them is my special princess that night!

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>>18230156
You know nothing about the MGE don't you.

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>>18230323
>The 'final dance for the night is anon rotating through each girl in turn'
>Before then he's gone through given each an individual dance.

They'd introduce each girl in turn and you'd probably have a few talking to them while you're tending to the others.

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>>18230323
>Likes zombies more than wights
Fucking patrician. Wights are OK, but simple zombie girls are way superior. Their speech 'patterns' are much cuter, and openly display their affection in really endearing ways.

Also I don't know how I would handle all of them crying over me. I'd probably start balling in turn and just give each of them the biggest hug I could muster.

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>>18230334
Ah, and what sensual dances they would be. Deep dips and passionate running of hands and lips along them to milk the moment and make sure they know I'm not ashamed of loving each and every one of them to the fullest no matter who's watching. A few of the onlookers may even get a bit jealous of how in love we are all with each other, but no matter!
They'd be so overwhelmed with curiosity and happiness at talking to all the 'preeeetttyyyyy' other attendants!

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>>18230347
Ghoul > Zombie

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>>18230305
If i remember the hand signal pacifies shoggoths but makes the elder ones take a interest in you, and the circle one can act as a protection circle.

Does having knowledge about chaos attract chaos girls to you?

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>>18230354
Jiang Shi > Ghoul

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>>18230355
>Knowledge
>"Awwww! That's so adorable mastah~!"
>"Y o u t h i n k y o u h a v e k n o w l e d g e ~ "

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>>18230353
Yep.
I can also imagine them clapping when you and the current girl finish the dance.

They'd probably be talking to a local zombie dragon too, or some ghouls.

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>>18230364
Pharaoh > Jiangshi

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>>18230120
Not knowing that artist

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>>18230380
Oh.
That's fine too

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>>18230368
>"Whats the meaning of life shoggy?"

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>>18230374
Dragon Zombie > Pharaoh

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>>18230387
To find meaning in life.

My goal is to plant a kiss on that pink glowy heart.

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>>18230347
Your horde would in their simple mind see you crying and only dig in further! You're gonna be a kissed up mess when they finally fall off of you.
Would you ever take them out to eat, or would you only feed them with your energy? Both are big logistic milestones to figure out, you know!
>>18230369
>A few zombie wives talking to a zombie dragon
>She shows them how they can use their bony parts to rub one's back and that it feels really good
>A few others talking to some ghouls
>The ghouls are showing them how to better control their tongues and exhibiting what the best sucking motions are
Oh dear, as if they wouldn't be horny enough that night after all's said and done, I'd be in for quite a long entire week of sex!

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>>18230393
That's how you get a tired anon and a bunch of smiling zombies strewn over the bed.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12784729/1/Black-Crusaders

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>>18230391
Lich > Dragon Zombie

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>>18230393
I'd rather feed them with energy most of the time, as it'd give us more time to bond together and also paying for food for that many is hella expensive. But occasionally I'd love to take them out to some hibachi grill, or a nice steakhouse so they could eat some quality eats whenever we could afford to.

I'd also like to think we would try to sleep in the bed most of the time, but that would require us pushing a good ten or so mattresses together, and me swimming in a body of needy zombie girls that probably don't even need to sleep themselves. Though having them spoil me when I'm tired and the thought of them just watching me sleep is kind of nice.

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>>18230401
The best part is, even after I've passed out from exhaustion, they'd all still be gently rubbing against me with their sexy bodies and kissing my skin lightly, with little nibbles here and there, totally untired but still respecting my need to sleep.
Then starts the sleeping blowjob rotations and- ah, I'd be in heaven!
>>18230413
On the bright side, you don't have to worry about any of them being hurt, so even if it did devolve into a big sexy pile at night, the other girls on the bottom wouldn't mind what would normally be a crushing weight on them. They'd just giggle and try to wiggle closer to get a hand or tongue on you!

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>>18230413
Maybe.
I wonder if zombies can enter a 'neutral' mode where they sorta sleep

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>>18228861
Between 25-30, appearance wise.

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>>18230438
I can see why some people might like that, but i'd rather they just happily stare and snuggle while I rest for a good eight or seven hours instead.

>>18230427
Ay, sleeping blowjobs are good. I'd love for one of the younger looking girls to just hold my member in her mouth and suck on it like it was an exotic candy. All of the older girls would take turns being pillows for each limb, slowly shuffling around whenever it's another girl's turn to have my head or arm on her lap/belly while I sleep.

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>>18230438
Probably a dormant little braindead mode. Like when you see zombies in movies and games kinda just wandering aimlessly or standing still because there's no noticeable prey around.

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>>18230315
sloth demon/alp sounds comfy. Still it doesn't hurt to have one to cuddle with.

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>>18230474
That would be good, although I don't know if they could keep themselves occupied outside sleeping blowjobs to you.

>>18230476
Hopefully, although that brings up things like Liches, proper wights, and phantoms/ghosts.
I mean, they don't get tired so it probably isn't that bad but I couldn't get past not sleeping.

>>18230487
Not all that bad, comfy times with sloth or gluttony, although I go for the latter because reasons

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>>18230476
>Zombie waifu standing in the kitchen staring at the stove top
>Seeing you sleeping she thought to surprise you with breakfast
>But that almost superhuman (for a zombie) level of concentration utterly evaporates the moment you leave her sight, her instincts taking her far enough to walk into the kitchen before she goes into standby mode, blanking out untill you wake up and find her standing inthe kitchen, shivering slightly, moaning "waarm"

It's tough liking both wights and zombies. On one hand I have a huge boner for history, while zombies don't even remember 5 mins ago. On the other, while a wight can act like a zombie, she'll never be genuinely brainless, it'll still feel nice tho

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>>18230474
>Younger zombie has trouble fitting your member all the way in
>One of her nice onee-san cowives notices and happily just jams it in so its completely blocking off her whole throat
>She just smiles with her eyes up at her and continues sucking, her lack of need to breathe making even what would normally be borderline snuff irrumation just a cute favor from wife to husband
Absolutely adorable. By night's end every girl would have had a turn in every position. Meanwhile, I'd hope I'd wake up covered in 8 different shades of lipstick peppered all around my body (and eight different rings of color around the base of my dick)

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>>18230496
Just kill yourself, if you're undead too neither of you will have to sleep!

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>>18230511
Life is precious and immortality isn't all its cracked up to be.

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>>18230502
I prefer the zombies as stated (and now I wanna talk more about these 8 cuties) but what's to say you couldn't have a Wight and a Zombie wife? That actually sounds like a really cute pair!
>Same scenario you listed, only Wight notices Zombie has left the bed and follows her
>Zombie is in very low power mode, but Wight guides her hands through making breakfast for you
>When you come in, Zombie can genuinely say she made breakfast for you while Wight giggles and applauds her

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>>18230499
wat

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>>18230518
>but what's to say you couldn't have a Wight and a Zombie wife?
The fact I'm no haremfag. Lets not ruin this cute session of undeadposting

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What do you think undead do while their husband sleeps? I can't imagine that they honestly spend the entire just staring at him. I also wonder if undead can choose to 'sleep' or otherwise mimick something similar to sleep if they want to.

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>>18230516
>immortality
Fuck you, I'm doing it.

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>>18230527
But the other anon is a harem loving guy.
He has multiple zombies.

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>>18230529
Depends on the undead, a normal zombie would just continue to cuddle with her husband until he wakes up while something like a Dragon Zombie would just hug and constantly stare at him hoping husband never leaves her!
Though undead might be scared the first time you go to sleep with them around.

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>>18230527
Oh, I'm sorry, that's fine then. Well, I suppose you could just love her as a Zombie for some time and eventually she'd become a Wight!

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I want to know what a shortstack ushi looks like. Is she backpack sized?

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>>18230543
She could but her tits would fit your head between them.

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>>18230527
>Anons talking about their cute zombie hordes and start talking with you as well
>Tell them they'll ruin it if they bring up harems
Bit rude.

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>>18230527
Did you just join in or

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>>18230506
Lipstick marks are super hot and underrated. It's like a girl marking her territory in the sexiest way possible.

The more you talk about your 8 the more I appreciate your tastes anon. Do you think your wives would ever learn to perform minor chores and the likes? I can imagine being able to teach one or two of the girls to work as a team to do basic laundry-stuff if you coach them really hard, and always reward them for getting the job done right.

>>18230518
Not him, but I would probably want at MOST one non-zombie girl in my harem, and I think i'd have it be a jiangshi because of her brain also ceasing to function whenever she isn't in constant contact with her hubby.

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>>18230529
I think undead can sleep. Maybe not literally, maybe they just close their eyes and "dream" about their husband

>>18230540
Seems the best of both worlds, to be honest, I've put a lot of thought into it
>Uncover a long lost mausoleum
>Raped by the slumbering zombie within
>Long years of zombiefu, before she finally wights, regaining all her old memories
>Can sit before the fire and listen to her tales of a millennia ago
comfy

>>18230556
>>18230563
I think you both misunderstood me, feel free to continue haremposting

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that lava golems would be happy to be a big, gooey blanket during winters, even when outside.
Especially when outside

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>>18230554
I bet it'd be interesting taking the seal off a shortstack ushi. A normal one would pin you down with her large body and fuck you through the floor, but all a shortstack could do is push you down and impale her little body on your cock. You're getting your pelvis ground to dust either way, but her furious fucking would probably be pretty cute.

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>>18230539
>Zombie waifu gets really excited every morning when you wake up because she thought you were dead
I don't normally like zombies, but that's kind of cute

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>>18230591
SHe'd probably lock herself to your dick like a magnet.
You couldn't pry her off if you tried.

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>>18230571
I imagine they'd work really really hard at it and do their best. They'd see me washing their clothes and cleaning the place and would start throwing water at things to try and help, and I'd laugh and show them step by step how to do some basic things. Honestly as long as they just put their things away after they finish with them that's good enough for me!
>Shortstack Zombie finishes a undead mushroom snack I cooked for her
>Stands up to go thank me, but stops and stands still
>Is practically sweating in 'thought' as she strains and processes
>Slowly turns around and takes her plate over to the sink, dropping it in before running back over to me
I'd give her three times the lovin' right then and there as a reward!
>>18230572
That's quite comfy. I wonder how she'd describe the memories of the years of being a zombie to you once she gains all that intelligence?

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>>18230499
>Sheesh, even if Rachnera did decide to cook for you she'd never talk like that.

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>>18230611
I imagine that completing anything as thought-strenuous as doing the dishes or laundry would leave them in an even dopier and simple state than usually. She'd only be able to speak in different tones of 'Huuubbyyyy~' ! And you better reward her like that! Zombies only try that hard for men that really make the afterlife worth living!

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>>18230594
>I don't normally like zombies, but that's kind of cute
She'd probably start shaking you when she saw you asleep and cry when you're not waking up. When you do actually wake up she cuddles you extra hard and tearfully says she thought you left her.
They are really lonely and possessive.

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You know I bet there's some kind of undead plant or herb that can temporarily revert a wight's mindset to that of a zombie, when she wants to shed her worries and responsibilities for a week of husbando snuggling

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>>18230629
>than usually
I guess i'm in a dopier and simple state than usual. Fuck.

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>>18230572
>Can sit before the fire and listen to her tales of a millennia
>"So then I put Caesar's hand in a bowl of warm water. Soiled his tunic in his sleep. Funniest thing I ever saw in my life. Now my UNlife on the other hand..."

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>>18230635
I think its called Ecstasy

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>>18230630
I don't want to ruin the cute scenarios but I do want to note that the MGE zombies at least are still the people they were in life. They have all their memories and over time and with a lot of sex regain their intelligence (though they may not apply it the way they used to).

Perhaps your scenario would still work for zombies that were born to zombie mothers.

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>>18230654
It might work better for zombie dragons.

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>>18230654
We said it would only happen for the first few times at most earlier dude....

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>>18230642
Very possible. Though I doubt it'd be the same as the Ecstasy we know. In fact I bet it'd be a bit of a problem amongst those Wights who were born wights, and never got that stage of carefree love as a zombie
>Try to get a report from your foreign emissary, but shes locked herself in her room with her husband and all you hear is moans of lust and "waarm"

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>>18230411
Mummy > Lich

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>>18230629
>She'd only be able to speak in different tones of 'Huuubbyyyy~'!
That would just make it all the better! Gonna pound that shortstack Zombie from behind against the wall with her feet lifted off the ground!
I bet watching all your Zombies work together on something would be quite a sight. Like if a tree got downed in a thunderstorm in the backyard, they'd make light work of moving it out of the way!
>Warm up your Jiang-shi and ask what they're all doing
>"They're moving the Dead Thing out of Husband's sight, because Husband has enough Dead Things."
>They finish moving it then all turn and stare at you for a moment before rushing as a scary/cute zombie hoard to be the first to get to you

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>>18230602
That'd certainly be interesting.
>trying walk around the house and do chores while she hugs you tight, slamming her hips against yours as she takes your dick
>every so often you have to stop what you're doing as you dump load after load inside her

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>>18230658
>"Lady Wight, you have a speech in twenty minutes!"
>"Eeeheheh... speeeeech? Noooo..."
>Turns to go back to licking her husband's member
>"Hubby's cooooock... yeeessssss~~~"

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>>18230667
Yep.
She'd only pop off once she's had her fill and can't hold anymore.

Then you get a bloated, cumdrunk little ushi and a sore pelvis

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>>18230663
Nah.

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>>18230629
>>18230666
>One of your wives comes running in the room with a bit butcher's knife lodged in her forehead
>"Huuubbyyy, oooooopsiiiies"
>She's obviously not hurt, just sad she ruined your knife

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>>18230522
>>18230619

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>>18230695
I think my first response would be panic if I saw that, even if she wasn't hurt. Getting used to an undead wife would be odd at first.

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>>18230679
>Husband notices his wife getting more and more stressed as all the other wights under her are too busy with this new drug to perform their duties
>Slips some into her food, only for her to jump him and start simultaneously crying and humping, in her simple, drawn out speech, apologising for putting her responsibilities before him
>Turns out she just takes rulership too seriously and micromanages everything - undead kingdoms highly sustainable by nature
>Enforce a new rotation system where for every century she spends presiding over court, she takes another half off

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>>18230713
I like it. And good timescale. Remember that you have alll the time in the world in Undead kingdoms

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>>18230695
That'd be my goofy extra-tall wife! I'd make sure to apply my cum to the spot of the wound so it will heal nicely.

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>>18230695
Even if they are kinda immortal, I'd still freak if that ever happened to one of my little zombinos. Might even feint the first time something like that happened. After prying out the knife I'd make sure to let her rest and keep her from doing anything stressful, either mentally of physically.

>>18230666
That shortstack would be smilin' like an idiot for the rest of the week if you did that!

And I feel like their little rush would end up looking like the finale to a MGE 'horror' movie. Hell, after being drained that hard I'd probably be acting like a zombie myself for the next couple days, just mindlessly helping myself to my girls without a care in the world.

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>>18230499
Jmantime's genius might be too high level for this thread's occupants

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>>18230737
>Finally pull out from practically plowing the Shortstack into a crater in the wall and she slides down, creampie gushing out of her as she moans contentedly
>Turn around to see seven horny wives all barely restraining themselves in anticipation, wanting to be the next to receive such treatment
Thankfully, I'd be an undead incubus by then, so I'm not stopping until every wall in the house is ruined from sexy zombie-shaped craters thrust into them!
Also delightful. That would be fun to just be in such a stupor surrounded by thirty beauties all moaning your name and rolling on the pushed together beds. Imagine all their faces looking up at once from below you, mouths open and tongues out wanting you to shower them with your love. Quite a sight indeed!

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>>18230724
>Remember that you have alll the time in the world in Undead kingdoms
The best and most underrated aspect of being married to the undead

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>>18230777
Certainly one of many fantastic perks.
As Alp as it sounds, I'd also enjoy the exotic gothic fashion.

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>>18230787
That's not gay. One way to ensure you never get bored of immortality is the gothic eyecandy. Plus who doesn't want to wear dapper overcoats?

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>>18230787
>>18230801
I'd much prefer a northern undead kingdom where everyone has whitehorn-tier fashion.

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>>18230817
>Can't be comfy coldweather and gothic

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Can flags be used as weapons?

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>>18230822
I suppose if you roll it up you could strangle some one with it

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>>18230819
I really don't like gothic fashion THAT much.

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>>18230822
French Saber uses one.

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>>18230822
You could impale someone on the flag pole.

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>>18230822
Well video games like it sometimes
Like jeanne in FGO
And sin kiske in guilty gear

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>>18230708
stop

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>>18230841
Nero best Saber.

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I want to go through the nine circles of the inferno and update how the demon lord affected the layers.Satan-chan must be cold down there.

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>>18230868
Hitler is the actual best Saber.

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https://www.deviantart.com/art/Chamber-of-the-Succubus-Issue-1-332817846

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>>18230868
S E E T H R O U G H D R E S S

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>>18230817
>North
>cold
>undead
I've seen enough draugr in my lifetime.

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>>18230876
That's cheating.

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>>18230906
You haven't seen KC's Draugr yet. But also, I'm more of a Wight man.

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>>18230906
Nordic Zombies, no biggie.

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>>18230875
>get to Satan-chan
>she's "sitting" under a kotatsu with a thick blanket wrapped around her, chewing on the heads of sinner-shaped hardcandy
You think she'd let me try to warm up next to her if I listened to her daddy problems?

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>>18230895
Do not lewd the bad singer.

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>>18230854
>sin kiske in guilty gear
God he's camp, and in a game with a gay pool player and bridget, thats saying something

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Do you know what they call a Canadian Tanuki?

A Tanook

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>>18230936
How do we help satan-chan and god-chan reconcile their differences?

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>>18230960
He just likes to eat, anon.

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>>18230966
Does Satan-chan have a rear end to combat God's gigantic rack?

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>>18230958
But i can see her panties!

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Guys guys guys, what about... Undead Clerics? Hel has to have some Dark Priests of her own.

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>>18230980
Do not be a lewd master.

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>>18230993
That's not a Priest! That's a thinly disguised Succ with gigantic Demonic Milkers!

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>>18230980
That's wrong. You're not "seeing" her panties, she's "showing" them to you.

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>>18230966
I don't know. Satan-chan just wants her mom to let her make her own choices, but God-chan thinks she knows what's best. It's gonna take more than hot dicking to fix things, but that might be a good start.

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>>18230958
I will absolutely lewd the bad singer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFoNwoMxjY

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>>18231005
You try finding pictures of undead nuns. Then bring them here 'cause I need that shit.

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>>18231016
What's the special deal on mofu?

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>>18229698
Think big, anon

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>>18231030
I don't know, but you ask for the 'Mofu of the Day'.

It's exciting, because it's a different kind of mofu every time!

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>>18231016
Hinezumis know how to have a good time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyOB-zpAs0

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>>18230822
>>18230841
>>18230854
I shall fuck the dragon witch

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>>18231016
>HEY HEY LET'S GO KENKA SURU
>TAISETSU NA MONO PROTECT MY BALLS!

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>>18231061
Having a threesome with Lancer and Jeanne Alter would destroy your pelvis. But it would be a good pain.

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>>18231015
>Satan-sama is in her rebellious phase.
>God-sama is in her grandmaotherly protective phase.
>Satan is that one edgy antifa girl that tries to get you to follow her "rebellion"
>God has a weird jocasta complex for her creation. Aka:you
You might as well go with virgil

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>>18231040
You never know what you're gonna get.

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>>18231105
Wao!

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https://www.deviantart.com/art/Chamber-of-the-Succubus-Issue-2-410584467

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>>18231040
I'd order the aged mofu, with extra milf

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>>18231128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw

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>>18230993
What would be the difference between an undead cleric, and a necromancer?

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How would your favorite monster girl prefer making love to you?
>Lights on
>Lights off
>Lights dimmed
>Candlelight
>TV light
>Broad daylight
>Broad moonlight

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>>18230162
In these drawings, why is it that the guys look like they want to splatter their brains on the wall with a gun? Isn't getting it on supposed to not make you feel like doing that?

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>>18231155
Comfy mood lighting is the best, maybe some candlelight too.

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>>18231129
why are you posting this?

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>>18231161
What?

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>>18231169
Because idiots like you give him replies to his le epic maymay trolling instead of reporting and ignoring the faggot.

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>>18231155
Candlelight mixed with a little moonlight.

If not that, then by the lights of her eyes.

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A bit of Fridge Logic: In the first sentence of the Will-o-the-Wisp's profile, it only says that they're made from the soul of a PERSON who's died alone-it doesn't specify if they were male or female when they were alive. In other words, it's entirely possible that the QT who has you in her rape cage was a dude in life.

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>>18231146
one uses faith the other uses magic.
Never trust a cleric though.

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>>18231161
Most humans in the MGE universe are raised to think of monster girls as the enemy, so it's only natural that they would be a little unwilling in their first encounter.

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>>18231155
Lights dimmed, by eerie floating ghost-light candles
>Missionary, under the sheets, with the balcony door open, long draping blinds fluttering in a gentle breeze smelling faintly of the ocean and mountains.

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>>18231155
lights off or broad moonlight, the only light we need is her raging fire lashes

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>>18231137
Lucky for you, she's on break right now.

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>>18231197
Reminder that monster girls set out to rape a man into loving them are weak to humans confessing that they love them without any coercion.

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>>18231140
Calm down!

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>>18231224
Hello where are the proofs :D

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>>18231226
Go away /co/

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What’s the name for the position where you’re hugging each other close and just letting your hips do all the work?

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>>18231182
>Keep singing until you get 90 points
>While the Wisp gives you a handjob

Sounds like something she'd do

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>>18231237
Lotus

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>>18231226
Wrong tab open, sorry

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>>18231241
I meant while they’re lying in side by side, kind of like a daki. Forgot to mention it.

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>>18231226
Off topic but good
I may have dropped watching RWBY but I always hated her

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>>18231170
I was noting how unhappy the dude looks.

>>18231197
But that's not true everywhere in MGE-land though. I like stories where the guy willingly seeks out and romances the MG. "Bad End" type stuff bums me out.

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>>18231254
Ah, yes. The ancestors called that one "Raging Snake Enters the Hidden Dragon"

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>>18231236
Don't you mean /a/?

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>>18231300
No, the RWBY general is in /co
/a despises it, and even if t has a official manga. it's still manly a webtoon, that makes it /co

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>>18231300
No.

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>>18231259
I hate the idea of a bad end, not because of the ending, but because of the laziness of it. You can’t expect me to believe they keep fucking for the rest of their lives, or things will never change and she will always hold him hostage at yandere-point. Nothing stays the same forever. Once that Shirohebi burns your soul into only loving her and she’s satisfied with the results, then what? After a Wisp locks you in her cage and you fuck for a while, what happens? The only ones that make sense are things like dryads and mantagos, but even then dryads’ll grind on your trunk and ride your branches for the rest of their lives while you live your life as a tree attached to her.

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>>18231300
It's an american cartoon.

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>>18231300
>Japanese Animation
>not Japanese

How is manghua recieved?

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>>18231317
A lot of idiots come from FF.net, and they list RWBY in the anime/manga section

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>>18231335
People can be fucking stupid.

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>>18231335
Blazblue isn't helping things either
>jap fighter
>jap fighter
>jap fighter based on JRPG
>American cartoon
one of these things is not like the other

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>>18231351
Blame Mori for constantly having terrible taste and being retarded.

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I want to marry a big buff cow!

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>>18231376
I want to marry a big fluffy Hellhound!

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>>18231367
Mori is almost as much hack as RWBY's writers
Blazblues plot became utter nonsense by the 3rd game.

On the bright side, we got Bullet, I like her

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>>18231376
That's a lot of beef

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>>18231401
I want to marry a stern yet sweet Anubis!

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It started off as one of those dreams where you're walking up-hill and can barely move an inch because your legs feel super-heavy but after I finally got up fucking Godzilla showed up again so I hid in a pottery barn, inside a pig pot, to protect myself from radiation.
This is my second Godzilla-related dream in as many weeks. Surely it means SOMETHING.

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>>18231402
>Bullet as a beast girl
Always funny.
Ragna deserved better.

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>>18231402
I like looking at Litchi.

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>>18231414
It means you've been chosen.
I call dibs on Queen Ghidorah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231408
Your waifu is pretty!

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>>18231427
>one head to kiss you
>one head to blow you
What does the third one do?

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>>18231414
You're gonna be used to breed a few dozen extra of them, the new wife will not be gentle, at all.

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>>18231426
Litchi is a dumb cunt that did everything wrong.

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>>18229098
>Cuddlecoon gets so smug that she has expansions added to the house just to add more places to fuck her husband.
>She also refuses to stop until her husband's fucked her on literally every surface in the manor.

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>>18231418
She's way more respectful to valkenhyn in the 4th game compared to her insane logic in the 3rd
>Valkenhyn is a beastman
>Kokonoe is also beastman
>Therefore, Valkenhyn must know about Kokonoe
Valks resonse was nice
>"Even if i did have information, I would never give it to a little girl with no manners
>>18231426
Licthi is bad decisions, the character
Awesome rack on her though

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>>18231439
But like many girls in her class she LOOKS amazing.

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>>18231443
>Awesome rack on her though

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>>18231443
Kokonoe is very cute and I hope Android 21 is just as cute.

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>>18231437
But what will become of the Earth with a few dozen loli radiation monsters?

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>>18231462
Civilization will end, but so too will mankind's unhappiness. I wonder if not actually radioactive would make the daughters less angry.

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>>18231468
>Sorry Zillania, but we use Thorium in our power plants!
>SKREEEEEEEEE

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>>18231430
Hellhounds are pretty girls as well!

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>>18231426

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Remember to take care of your waifu and keep her clean, no one wants a waifu with COOTIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231408
Anubis-senpai please help me focus on the paper I'm supposed to be writing! I need just 1.7k words more!

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>>18231501
Cootie shots from you tomboy childhood friend?

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>>18231507
She'll probably encourage you by slapping her enormous ass sending waves of jiggling lewdness through it before telling you that if you get your work done within the next hour you get to fuck it as much as you like.

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>>18231560
Can I use my tongue?

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>>18231566
Your paper anon, not her pussy.
After you finish that you can do whatever you want.

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>>18231560
>monsters using pussy as leverage
Please, they couldn't live without hubby's cock.

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I went for a walk last night and I saw a fox with a big ol' bushy tail run across the road. I got real close, and in the same spot I saw some deer a month earlier too.
I love the place I live in now. I'm surrounded by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

Are undead MG's capable of conventional reproduction?

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>>18231586
Not as leverage anon, as encouragement.
If he can't get it done, she's in control and she'll "punish" him long and hard.
>"SAY IT! SAY IT!"
>P-please!
>"PLEASE WHAAT~?"
>Please let me cum!
>"PLEASE LET ME CUM WHOOO~?"
>PLEASE LET ME CUM MISTRESS!
>"As you WISH~!"
And then Anubis-chan rode anon harder than he could imagine until his balls were dry.

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>>18231612
Yeah, according to KC. Because they're not really undead, but a new immortal species of life born from the dead

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>>18231617
I never liked ejaculating. As long as she gets off I'm fine.

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>>18231612
If you fuck her enough, she'll absorb enough spirit energy to become fertile.
So if you get a haughty one like a Wight or a Vampire and have the misfortune to have gotten one that's baby crazy get ready to spend 95% of your day in bed with her fucking like there's no tomorrow.
The remaining 5% is spent snuggling and eating meals in bed delivered by her servants.

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>>18231624
Fag

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>>18231624
>I never liked ejaculating.
I never thought I'd ever hear or read this phrase come out of a heterosexual man.

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>>18231631
You didn't.

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>>18231624
She can only get off if you cum inside her anon. She craves your cum deep in her womb.
Just be ready, she's a teasing virtuoso with that titanic ass of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231630
>>18231631
Gay people have orgasms though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231624
Are you gay?

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>>18231604
>Nice foxes
>Deer abound
>But when MG become real you'll get raped by matango because nature hates us

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231631
Heterosexuality has nothing to do with it. The guy is broken as a human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231639
I've also seen an owl in the daytime, a family of baby vipers hanging around together and a blindworm.

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>>18231639
>Anon's been followed around by a fox ever since he was a little boy, and it's kept him safe from bullies and other dangerous people.
>One day when anon's in college the portals open.
>It turns out the fox was a young Kitsune who fell through the cracks in reality when she was a little girl and the lack of Demonic energy made it dangerous for her to take her true form.
>Now that the portals are open and Demonic Energy is taking root, she can reveal herself as a beautiful young woman to anon and fuck him stupid since she's had a crush on him since there were kids.

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>>18231624
I have never even heard of someone so beta, I feel like this is almost on the same level as NTR fetishists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231680
I just think the process of getting to the climax is more enjoyable than the climax itself, why is that so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231688
Okay, now you're making more sense. I thought you were a crazy person for a minute there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231688
So, it'd be OK if they slept with someone else as long as they climaxed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231680
So her pleasure is meaningless then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231718
Why the fuck would that be okay you stupid motherfucker?

[Anonymous No.]

Now excuse my biological ignorance, but what biological processes do you need to give birth? Talking about pregnant undead here.

So, the egg needs to be generated, and moved the Fallopian tube. I am assuming this generation can be sustained by the DE that animated the dead in the first place. But once it's there would it be a dead or living cell? What is the difference between a dead cell and a living one? Can a "dead" egg still be fertilized?

I mean from there it's pretty simple, right? Just use the SE left in the womb and all that the mother ingests from that point to be the source of energy for the growth of the child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231745
What a morbid topic. Who needs dead babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>every one of the last 20 or so posts

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>>18231756
I do, eventually. I mean I'm not huge on kids, but I know it'd make her happy, so I'd want a dead baby to love and cherish as it becomes a dead child and finally a dead adult, ready to explore the wide world.

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>>18231768
How do undead children grow? Do they need to restore their humanity for every birthday and get a year's worth of growth at once?

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of undead, post or discuss zombies in honor of the Cranberries singer who just passed away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231826
All hail the Overlady!

[Anonymous No.]

What things would one encounter in an Undead City?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231880
Devil bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231880
Bosses and dumb-asses who get themselves trapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18231822
Same way real children do, I assume, only using a different source of energy

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>>18231826
Is dying so bad?

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>>18231880
Little to no hospitals. Lots of of Embalming/body preservation clinics.

Probably not alot of restaurants, since undead have no need for food (being beings maintained by magic), though some of their husbands who haven't turned to undeath still need it. Most of their food must be imported from Green Demon Realms.

Depending on the type of government the city has the undead unliving there might have more or less freedom.
The city might be an industrial powerhouse with plenty of factories staffed by undead who never tire or cmplain about their jobs, and only require some off time to go take care of their husbands (if they have one)...
Or a haven for the culture and arts, many monsters who don't require much work to sustain themselves might turn to leisure and pleasure activities.
The first type would be come common in cities where all of the undead are raised and controlled by a single powerful necromancer/lich, or a group of several of them. Witches and Dark Mages might also be found among the ruling class.
The second tyme would be mostly be filled with more individualistic undead, like vampires, with them maybe having a few undead servants, like sired vampires or undead made out of dark magic.