What will you put in the cup /jp/?

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Anonymous Wed Jan 10 23:59:01 2018 No.18198641 [Reply] [Original]

What will you put in the cup /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:02:58 2018 No.18198651 My semen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:03:57 2018 No.18198656 >>18198651 Wow. Original.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:07:27 2018 No.18198667 My jizz

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:08:41 2018 No.18198670 My seed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:09:11 2018 No.18198671 my sperm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:10:14 2018 No.18198675 >>18198641 a blank job application

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:13:23 2018 No.18198690 My undying love!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:15:52 2018 No.18198701 Eggs. Lots and lots of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:18:43 2018 No.18198715 File: 251 KB, 720x405, 1490009311914.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198701 What the hell, I was literally going to post just saying ""One. Egg.", but the stupid captcha screwed me over. THIS ISN'T FAIR, YOU STOLE MY EGG THUNDER

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:21:06 2018 No.18198726 >>18198715 Either way, it still sounds like they would have one upped you dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:27:04 2018 No.18198757 >>18198651 Classic /just perverts/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:32:20 2018 No.18198782 >>18198715 But you would only put in one egg while the person before said he would put in multiple eggs. Are you stingy or just poor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:32:42 2018 No.18198786 The pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:35:24 2018 No.18198804 >>18198726 >>18198782 Handing one egg is way more rude and comedic than a bunch. This is backed by science, believe me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:37:50 2018 No.18198822 You guys are dicks, that's why all you can give is semen. If I saw a cute anime girl on the street like this I'd pick er right up in my wagon and let her come live with me. Then make her a cute house wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 00:38:04 2018 No.18198824 File: 162 KB, 432x416, eggs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198804 Oh yeah, well my science could beat your science up!

>>	ANON X Thu Jan 11 01:20:50 2018 No.18199029 >>18198641 an old Second Reich Reichmark, and tell her not to spend it all at once!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 01:28:43 2018 No.18199061 File: 155 KB, 900x675, Gold_bars_vault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198641

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 09:42:27 2018 No.18200720 You guys are so boring and predicatable with your jizz and eggs. >>18198641 I'd shit in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 09:49:59 2018 No.18200743 If you just put semen in it she's just going to wash it out. You put food in it and then cum on the food. Then she has to decide between going hungry and eating food covered in semen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:00:55 2018 No.18200791 ten miko bucks and semen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:04:59 2018 No.18200812 File: 531 KB, 800x450, 1509318309287.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18200743

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:05:24 2018 No.18200817 >>18200743 This man understands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:09:34 2018 No.18200838 >>18198641 Just what she deserves...nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:15:53 2018 No.18200871 >>18198641 I'd pee in it but miss on purpose so she is covered in my warm stinky pee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:17:26 2018 No.18200876 >>18200743 This man knows what's up But if you just cover something edible with semen she could just wash it out too. Better to just make the food with semen in the recipe so she has no way of getting it out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 11:03:42 2018 No.18201037 Sukuna

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 11:07:59 2018 No.18201054 >>18200876 Nah, then you'd have to tell her it has semen in it, and that just doesn't have the same impact. Cum right in front of her, into something she can't wash out. Like a soup or a bowl of rice, for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 11:09:36 2018 No.18201059 Someone post that picture of Youmu eating the "mayo" burger, you know the one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 11:23:40 2018 No.18201110 >>18198641 Shinmyoumaru duh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 11:32:05 2018 No.18201133 File: 308 KB, 700x800, 12920952_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18201059

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 11:33:37 2018 No.18201139 File: 350 KB, 907x717, 19433424_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's a bonus Youmu eating some rice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 11:53:19 2018 No.18201215 >>18201133 There it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:22:16 2018 No.18201619 >>18200876 How can she wash the semen out of rice?

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:24:30 2018 No.18201629

>>18201054
Wouldn't you have to be an unbelievable quickshot to be able to pull this off? I mean, if you put the food in and then pulled out your dick, she'd just run away with the food, don't you think? I suppose you could be hiding nearby and pre-fapping, but damn..!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:38:37 2018 No.18201677 >>18198641 love

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:42:30 2018 No.18201691 File: 1.13 MB, 1600x1600, 66741412_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I shall give her panties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:24:45 2018 No.18201880 I would put some peppers. She would be so cute being all red and rolling in the floor!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:45:47 2018 No.18202968 >>18198641 Another cup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:02:22 2018 No.18203049 >>18201037 Who

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 19:05:16 2018 No.18203364 >>18198656 Nobody else posted it before him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 19:39:24 2018 No.18203591 >>18198641 two cookies and a cigarette

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 20:10:33 2018 No.18203778
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>>18200743
>Then she has to decide between going hungry and eating food covered in semen.

If you're sufficiently starved, the choice between eating what is technically still perfectly edible food, or eating nothing is really no choice at all.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:03:02 2018 No.18204067 >>18203948 She looks so happy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:08:13 2018 No.18204102 >>18198641 Nothing as Shion being a god of poverty means that she literally cannot gain any wealth no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:31:18 2018 No.18204202 >>18198641 Spare change, like my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:34:35 2018 No.18204212 cum >>18203948 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:54:18 2018 No.18204310 >>18204067 She has something to eat now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:21:26 2018 No.18204870 Ask for a sit rep, then take her in have a platonic relationship with her. Help her get her education sorted so she can take care of her self if need or if she'd want to get something. Also teach cooking and raise her. The rest is on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:34:03 2018 No.18204908 >>18198822 I'm pretty sure that any poor anime girl would rather have her bowl filled with semen than be forced to live with some anon who kidnapped her without saying anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 10:32:04 2018 No.18206980 >>18203948 You missed!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:13:42 2018 No.18208453 >>18198641 her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:28:24 2018 No.18208488 >>18206980 Or did he?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:46:42 2018 No.18208581 >>18198641 My dick. which she can then suck for nutrition. if she does a good job and drinks it all I'll treat her to whatever she wants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:05:22 2018 No.18208669 >>18199061 You're going to lock her up in your basement?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:09:28 2018 No.18208686 >>18208680 How is she so poor if she's got those gigantic gold wristbands?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:10:46 2018 No.18208692 where the hell are the binbougami ga references I've been waiting for weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:12:18 2018 No.18208703 >>18208686 It's gold-plated zinc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 18:27:12 2018 No.18215453 >>18198641 my bitcoin wallet address

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 18:50:19 2018 No.18215563 >>18198715 It's OK. Your reply would have sucked anyway, crossboarder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 02:17:51 2018 No.18217620 >>18208686 her godhood of poverty ensures her financial ruin. where i am a financial minimalist anyhow, i would say hand me the bowl, offer my hand, and take her home with me.she would be my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 02:20:10 2018 No.18217624 >>18217620 Also, then would clean her bowl, give her a nice bubble bath, and give her a steak dinner. she could use some pampering, with all the misfortune.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 03:44:09 2018 No.18217882 >>18198641 Remember how Bateman did in that hobo in American Psycho? Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 09:30:21 2018 No.18219265 >>18217620 Wouldn't she make you poor though? And once you have nothing left, she'll leave you for another man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 09:46:11 2018 No.18219329 >>18201691 monster

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 10:18:42 2018 No.18219457 File: 247 KB, 826x1169, malnourished.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hungry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 10:33:38 2018 No.18219537 >>18198824 kek

Anonymous Sun Jan 14 10:52:51 2018 No.18219626
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>>18219265
>And once you have nothing left, she'll leave you for another man.

Not necessarily. Because of her power, she's doomed to be destitute no matter where she goes, and she is fully aware of this. As a result, she is extremely apathetic regarding her own circumstances, and unlikely to do anything to change her situation, since it will all go bad for her anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 10:53:21 2018 No.18219630 File: 872 KB, 1000x1200, 66806737_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alms! Alms!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 11:09:37 2018 No.18219723 >>18219626 So she's the perfect 2hu to pump and dump, since compassion is wasted on her anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 11:14:21 2018 No.18219751 >>18219457 I bet it feel real good to harupan her. You could probably get a great feeling of sandwiching her uterus between your fist and her spine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 11:24:31 2018 No.18219822 File: 381 KB, 500x500, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18200876 okay i got the cookbook but i need LOADS of semen, who can do it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 11:38:11 2018 No.18219904 >>18219822 Just use dog semen.

Anonymous Sun Jan 14 11:47:08 2018 No.18219948
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>>18219723
Not really. Remember, she's basically a walking poverty bomb, storing up debt and bad luck until she can't hold it anymore, and then BOOM.

If sufficiently provoked, she will not hesitate to go Aloha Snackbar on your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 11:57:29 2018 No.18220011 >>18219948 I'm gonna go Aloha Snackbar on her ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 12:02:15 2018 No.18220039 File: 145 KB, 1000x575, 31908190_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18219948 Homeless bum gangbang it is, then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:09:53 2018 No.18220361 >>18219751 >harupan say what now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:14:52 2018 No.18220392 >>18220361 harapan, my bad

Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:21:39 2018 No.18220421

>>18220392
No, no, no. No excuses.
You're on /jp/, you should at the very least know such basics like hara to not make such mistakes.
腹 hara - stomach, belly
like in HARAkiri. Meanwhile haru = spring.

And I'm giving you the benefit of doubt and assuming you do realize pan is just short from panchi = punch.
So there is no reason why you would ever write harupan, when you understand the meaning of the word.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:22:35 2018 No.18220426 >>18220421 I'm gonna harupan you, fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:22:41 2018 No.18220427 >>18220421 春パン

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:25:36 2018 No.18220443 >>18220421 Harupan is when you punch somebody so hard that a bunch of cherry blossom petal blow in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:29:11 2018 No.18220459 >>18220443 that's sakura no ken

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:29:39 2018 No.18220462 >>18220443 That sounds like how you finish a tough opponent in a shonen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 13:34:16 2018 No.18220476 >>18220427 is like spring roll but for bread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 14:19:26 2018 No.18220700 >>18198641 Nothing. I'll just give her a headpat, hug her tightly, then give her something she can keep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 14:20:12 2018 No.18220705 >>18220700 >something she can keep Yeah, like a baby

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 14:29:06 2018 No.18220746 >>18220700 >>18220705 Headpat her so hard she gets pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 14:58:21 2018 No.18220869 >>18219457 I would ravage that belly. Of course I'd fill it with delicious food too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 15:10:00 2018 No.18220937 >>18220705 Are you a satori by any chance? Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 15:12:05 2018 No.18220947 File: 2.68 MB, 1018x1440, 86fc6cd325a874035238745174e3736f3ec7adf9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18220039 Please delete this image, it offends me. Thank you in advance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 14 15:16:48 2018 No.18220975 >>18220947 Nobody cares about your not-touhou waifu anon. Move along. This is Shion's thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:55:36 2018 No.18231095 >>18220746 Wait, headpats can do that? I-I don't want to think of the chances that I've headpatted tons of girls anon! I'm one person! Yukari said Headpats are nice and people like them, but I didn't think THAT was possible!

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:54:08 2018 No.18239778 File: 114 KB, 660x642, download_20180117_095308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mayo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:21:08 2018 No.18240140 >>18198641 My garbage! Thanks for keeping Gensokyo clean, Shion!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:26:24 2018 No.18240167 >>18215453 I hope you're happy anon. You coins just fell out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:56:22 2018 No.18245469 File: 180 KB, 895x1200, Poorhu eating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198641

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:58:55 2018 No.18245817 >>18198641 a 'lil nigglet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 19:23:17 2018 No.18247064 >>18198641 My disappointment and dejection

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:09:48 2018 No.18248509 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, you_have_to_eat_all_the_eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198701 >>18198715 >>18198824

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 03:31:56 2018 No.18248705 >>18198641 >What will you put in the cup /jp/? How has nobody said magma/lava, or anything molten. If you want her to suffer, take away what she uses. Losing that means she'll have to steal another- self explanatory. Let your mind run wild.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:54:32 2018 No.18255134 >>18198690 Good choice.

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