/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

M-merry Christmas, /jp/!...

[Anonymous No.]

*squeeze*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819326
Merry Christmas to you too but have you forgot that am a Jew?

[Anonymous No.]

*squeeze*

[Anonymous No.]

merry christmas Alice♥

[Anonymous No.]

*squeeze*

[Anonymous No.]

sage for character-breaking RPfag

[Anonymous No.]

sage for alice

[Anonymous No.]

So Alice did you get what you wanted for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

*tsundere*

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas, even to roleplayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819357
B-but I already have what I want. It's y-you, Anonymous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819350
>>1819354
>>1819359

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>1819341
>>1819347
>>1819338
>>1819326

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819370
Aww so cute
*squeeze*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819369
Ok, smart guy.
>>1819326
You're a fucking faggot roleplayer who breaks character at every fucking opportunity. Fuck you and stop posting on /jp/ or 4chan in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819369
Sugoi copypasta, aniki

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819380
>You're a fucking faggot roleplayer who breaks character at every fucking opportunity. Fuck you and stop posting on /jp/ or 4chan in general.
Send this to every doujin circle that portrays Alice wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819373
H-hehe...
*tackles and hugs*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819370
So what do you want to do today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819369

It was originally intended to be used that way but, as things do, its use has evolved over time to a gesture of contempt or disagreement for the one you are sageing. Failing to recognise this is a grave error on your part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819383
>>You're a fucking faggot roleplayer who breaks character at every fucking opportunity. Fuck you and stop posting on /jp/ or 4chan in general.
Send this to 5 bros or you aren't a bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819386
I love you
*squeeze*

[Anonymous No.]

Can I play with your doll please?

[Anonymous No.]

*squeezes breasts*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819393
No it isn't, and /jp/ is one of the few places that use sage the correct way, in fact, it uses sage so well that most good threads disappear from the front page too fast, because people often believe that they aren't contributing.
Please don't say it is to be used as an insult, especially not here.

[Anonymous No.]

Shanghai is better than Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread.
That's retarded on a board like /jp/ and you know it.
If you post, you want people to read it. If you sage a thread that is not on the front page, nobody will read what you wrote.

If you however have something to say that is not worth bumping, it is not worth posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819401
think twice, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

*grabs dick*
*shoves dick in alice's mouth*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819414
Only because Shanghai is exactly like Alice but with longer hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819412
No, you're quite wrong. /jp/ VERY RARELY uses sage in a way of "I don't want to bump this thread" not because "my reply isn't worthy". ALMOST ALL of the time it's a form of "you're an idiot fuck off". Now, as an example of the latter:

Sage because you're an idiot and should fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819387
I want to spend the d-day with you...

Wh-what do you want for dinner, Anonymous?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819417
Okay i play with your body. Dont complain if you break

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Alice, you're the only thing I asked for Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

SHANGAI SHANGAI POST SOME SHANGAI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819445
your retarded, STFU already nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819422
/jp/ very often uses sage in a "I don't want to bump this thread manner", you're the one being completely loony, just read threads and their associated mail field, you'll often find completely on topic posts, being completely devoid of any aggressivity, having a sage.
This board is one of the last few where seeing someone answer you while saging isn't seen as an insult in itself.
The content might be an insult, but the mail field is independent from that insult.
Using sage in a non aggressive manner because my post is unrelated to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819422
fuck off newfag gb2 gaia

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819414
>>1819420

But The Hanged Doll Hourai is so much better than the Eerily Luminous Shanghai Doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819422
I use sage in the "I don't want to bump this thread because i'm not contributing" way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819422
*facepalm*

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Alice, you're the only thing I asked for Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819429
anything by you is good dear. But right now I have leave for a little while, have to met up with friends at the bar. Be back soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819454
no youre wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819445
sage this *grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819454

D'awwwww. I wanna cuddle the Benevolent French Doll. (Top row, second from left.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819445
Open up any 3D/life in Japan thread and you'll see where you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819448
>>1819451
Same fucking faggot detected. Get out shithead

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819462
>>1819451
samefag

Learn to write
Read my mail field

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819445
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Who am I kidding? You would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819476
Just because you samefag in your threads it doesn't mean I do.
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819471
I'm talking about real topics, and the sages in those 3d threads (speaking of which, morning musume threads grate on my nerves yet I don't shitpost in them and most people refrain from doing so, too) are used purely in the goal of not bumping the threads.
The sage here is not an insult but a way of posting ( telling the OP how shitty his thread is, and how it should never be remade.) without bumping it and hence exposing the board to the thread's shittiness for longer.

[Anonymous No.]

A-Anonymous.. why are you talking funny?...

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

>>1819480
Except /jp/ isn't the place for Social Darwinism amongst ourselves. Either your a bro or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819476
That must get tiring after a while.

In the end, sage just means "I'm not bumping this". People might use it maliciously or indifferently, but it's still a non-bumping post. The only sage posts I don't like are the empty ones. If you're not going to say anything, then don't post. Using sage just to say sage is useless as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819387
U-um... I have a turkey and some buns in the oven!.... C-come back soon, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819495
Even tripfags should now about grammar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819495

Even tripfags should now about grammar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819495
Wow you are such a loser for getting butthurt over my post. You're a message board freak right? I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819496
Because I been drinking.
*grabs Alice and throws her on the bed and gets on top of her*
Now Lets Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819505
I see what you did there, and I am smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819496
I wish to marry you, alice roleplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819496
Fuck the sage discussion
*squeezes buns*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819492
You're really good at ignoring all the evidence and seeing only what you want to see. How about you pay more fucking attention - sage on 4chan (ALL of 4chan) is a way of saying "your thread sucks get rid of it". Sometimes it's used incorrectly here as a means of "politely" not bumping a thread, but what the fuck good is that? The reason that was originally done was to preserve thread order. Threads on 4chan get bumped all over the fucking place, so what the fuck would be polite about not bumping a thread? It would just mean that your reply wouldn't get seen at all.


tl;dr - You're a fucking idiot and the explanations you're giving don't work on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819495
STFU you cum guzzling faggot

[Anonymous No.]

W-well... I really don't suggest that you continue fighting... i-it's silly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819510
Man, I don't know if you're doing it on purpose, but your style is nice, you won't admit it, that's for sure, but your trolling gives a natural air, it's almost as if I was really reading posts made by a fourteen year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819495
>Either your a bro or gtfo.
Yes, yes. My a bro, so not my gtfo.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck the Alice roleplayer so bad and cum inside of his ass

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

>>1819513
>>1819505
I actually noticed that, but didn't bother deteting and reposting. Spelling /= grammar. And I believe double-posting is more detrimental.

Anyways, just enjoy Christmas people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819522
>You're a fucking idiot and the explanations you're giving don't work on 4chan.

more like your a fucking idiot who learned about sage from ED

[Anonymous No.]

grrrrr sage sage sage I'm a mean angry anonymous >:[

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819532
SQL Error is greeting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819522
Wrong, nothing to do with thread order.
It's a way to allow the front page to be composed of more than always the same few threads.
People partaking in a discussion usually follow the thread anyway, so being seen isn't an issue, but I feel that you are trying to rouse an argument here, and this is causing dissent amongst the ranks of the roleplayer alice loving trolls, so I will not partake in your silly little game and instead, you'll have to stay all alone in your room trying to get some guys angry on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819527
Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you’ll randomly type something semi-intelligent. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part.

[Anonymous No.]

I-I have to finish cooking... I-I'll be back later Anonymous.. on ./b/...

>>1819425
>>1819460
*soft peck*

Y-you're so romantic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819534
Odd, since I've never been to ED, ever.

>>1819552
>Wrong, nothing to do with thread order.
Funny, that's the explanation everyone used to give way back in the day to us oldfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819534
Alright, how about you explain how not bumping a thread is "polite"?

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

>>1819572
For instance, someone asks a simple /jp/ related question. There's actual relevant discussion on the front page. I answer the question but sage it since l I don't find it to be bumped

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819572
I'm not who you're asking, but I'll step in nonetheless.
It's considered polite to not bump a thread if you don't have anything important to contribute. For example, if you wanted to add a minor addendum to your post, you might sage so as not to gratuitously bump the thread. This really only applies to boards that move slowly, but /jp/ does fall into that category.

Sage has many uses, not all of them malign.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

>>1819572
For instance, someone just posted a picture of a Touhou and seems to be trying to start an image dump. There's actual relevant discussion on the front page. I like the Touhou so I contribute to the dump, but sage so it doesn't overtake the discussion since I don't find it as worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819572
My reply isn't that important, so I don't want to have to bother everyone on the board by making them read it. If it was something that everyone should know about, I would age the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

When will dinner be done? I'm starving, ze~

[Aoko Aozaki !WU0xSUGOI6 No.]

I hope you people remember that the old Futallaby software that 4chan used back in the bygone ages had an auto-sage function after 10 sages or around that.

Obviously hasn't been the case for years and isn't the reason why people sage but just providing some background to how people get the idea that the sage is used as a negative vote or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819622
B-but dinner is for Anonymous and I...
*enormous round tears*

T-two timer!...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819622
You want your dinner? you'll have to work for it start by taking off my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819658
>>1819659
Th-these two don't go together very well...

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

Ho-hiyo~ Arisu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819673
H-hello Timetravel Anonymous...

[Anonymous of UC Berkeley !H5QuKTly02 No.]

God, I love how these threads always turn into a giant shitstorm. Alice RPer is the best troll ever.

Sage because my post contributes nothing and therefore isn't worth bumping the thread over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819658
Now why can't we all be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819679
*squeezes you with all might and passion*

[Anonymous No.]

Font needs more AA

[Anonymous No.]

ITT people who need to learn how to use 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819694
*soft*
*smells a little like butter*
A-Anonymous!...

>>1819695
Y-yeah....

[Anonymous No.]

*cuddle*

Say, Alice, is your diaper messy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819735
I-I'm not wearing daipers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819735
Get the fuck out you weird faggot and take your weird fetish with you.

>>1819744
OH GOD NOW I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF *pulls your panties down*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819744
I know I was just teasing you, silly.
*soft peck*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819744
No need to deny it.

We both know you need it; it's extremely cute and moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819756
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819756
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for ruining my Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819762
>>1819773
Why must you deny something so cute and adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819753
>>1819755
Eeek!

A-Anonymous! b-but I-I'm still cooking!...
*intense blush*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819779
I'd rather eat you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819783
A-au!... s-silly Anonymous!...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819762
>>1819773
gb2 /b/ normalfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819793
You're going to enjoy this

[Anonymous No.]

*hardens*

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1819693

>best troll ever

I don't even think the Anonymous is another person, just Alice-player answering himself periodically whilst rage ensues around him in the thread.

[Anonymous2007 !AnimeTbMvo No.]

SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI

NEECH NEECH NEECH NEECH NEECH

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819800
go back to /b/ faggot with a weird fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819807
Actually we are other people

[Anonymous No.]

Can I change you, Alice? There no need to be embarrassed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819801
I-I know...
*relaxes*
s-so hurry...
*lifts her skirt*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819825
Ah.. you shaved it...

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1819813

Participating in the trolling? Multi-troll-drifting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819836
im really ronery

[Anonymous No.]

stop stuttering, porkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819835
S-stop teasing me...

[Anonymous No.]

Mmmmm...
*Licks Alice tenderly*
The greatest Christmas dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819843
OK I'll start now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819825
You look great from this angle, Alice, ze~

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819846
>>1819850
A-Au...

*grabs your head and j-j-j-j-jams it in!*

A...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819810
You mean /d/.

It's a backwards b, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas Alice, heres your present! I wrapped it up myself.

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

>>1819839
The scary thing is, that would explain both the trolling and the ronriness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819865
*shoops whoop inside of Alice*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819863
Want to join in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819865
That face you're making is going to make me cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819871
The only gift my waifu wants and deserves

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819846
>>1819850
.>>1819881
>>1819886
A-Au...

*grabs your head and j-j-j-j-jams it in!*

A..

N-not Marisa!....

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

>>1819871
Your present is either a meme I don't recognize or too small to read.

And silly Alice, "teasing" is a double entendre, especially in this context!

But I think it's nice to be licked there anyway, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819897
You're so wet...
I bet you're enjoying this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819897

*Mumbling*
Mmf, Marisa's "broomstick" has nothing on mine.

[Anonymous No.]

O LAWD IS THIS A GAME OF PRETEND?

[Anonymous No.]

sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819914
Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819897
I like it when she watches. Even more so when she joins in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819918
the good threads should stay on top

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't this supposed to be a SFW board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819909
Oh yes it is Anon, yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

­

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819901
>>1819903
*pouts*
A-Anonymous...Anonymous!....

*tenses and presses*

[Anonymous No.]

OH GAWD, CAN I JOIN?! *grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819934

Might's well get on with it
*Licks furiously*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819934
Alice I have a question
There's this other discussion here and I wanted to know.
Have you ever eaten a human?
Because here's your chance *unzips pants*

[Anonymous No.]

Stop trying to do sexual things with Alice.

It's disgusting and hypocritical.

[blade_works_expert (has created over 1000 blades, last created: Ogre Blade) No.]

I wish I could hate you all to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819937
*tastes rather nice*
*pink*

Ah!A-A-a-a-anonymous!....Nn-NO!

*suddenly pushes head away and snaps her legs shut*

>>1819922
Th-this gentleman is right... w-we musn't!....

*furious blush*
*ragged breathing*

C-can we do this later on /b/?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819947

oh quite

[Anonymous No.]

This is the reason I don't visit /jp/ often.

Fucking creepy Hikkis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819953
Make a thread in /b/ then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819962
*squirms*
B-but.. I havn't finished dinner...

[Anonymous No.]

This RP was good (?) until we got to the sex part.
Alice, you dissapoint me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819953
Pleeeaaaase?
I'll be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819958
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819966
I don't care I just want to have you

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819970
Don't blame Alice, blame the sick perverts.

[Anonymous No.]

Typical Alice thread:
- Alice does something cute
- Alice and Anonymous talk about food
- Anonymous fucks Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819970
Dont be a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819971
>>1819974
P-please... Anonymous... please... L-let's do this later... I-I really want to as much as you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819970

It always is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819970
>>1819981
>I am a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819987
>I-I really want to as much as you...
Oops, you're a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819987

Honest question: Aren't you supposed to be Alice sitting at a computer in Gensokyo posting pictures of Alice? I saw you telling someone that once

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819987
Fine...
I will wait you in /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819997
you're a pansy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819981

She could always just say "No, I don't want to fuck right now, I want to do something else, you massive faggot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819997
S-sex is a healthy part of love!... S-silly... unless you want us to become sterile eunuchs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820005
that's why she stopped doing it you blind fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820005
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820007

Yeah but she still acts like Anon is her master or something and she has to beg him to not have sex right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820013
It's called being in love and you will never experience it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820023

I can do nothing but lol at how pathetic that is. gb2 middle school, professor love

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820023
*suprise hug*

th-thank you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820029
I touched one of your nerves

gg faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820041

Not really. I just can't see bullshit without calling it. That sort of attitude toward love is extremely immature and is usually only held by young adolescents whose only concept of love comes from poorly interpreting it from the world around them and not from true experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820053
*kiss*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820065

Awesome. Now, what would YOU like to do?

[Ilya !iFxAk2YQww No.]

>>1820065
Hello Alice. I feel really bad. Can I have a hug ?

[Anonymous No.]

W-well first I'd like you to pick up this anti-bomb script

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

Th-then join me here....

>>>/b/105223657

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820065
*punches in face*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820083
Me too.

[Ilya !iFxAk2YQww No.]

I guess that you don't want to. Bah, at least I tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820083
>>1820091
A-aww...
M-merry Christmas....
*squeezes you both*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820109
B-but I did...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820112
>>1820126
*punches Alice*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820132

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820136
Thank you <3

[Anonymous No.]

*receives punch to protect Alice*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820145
>>1820146
*protects Anonymous with Shanghai*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820145
>>1820146
>>1820156
*takes the punch heading for Anonymous heading for Alice and shoots the perp in the head execution-style*

[Anonymous No.]

y'all is faggots.

just saying

[Anonymous No.]

*Snipes Alice from 2km away, hits her face, she dies*

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

Poor Shanghai. Such abuse.

Don't worry, we love you too.

[Anonymous No.]

*punches wall, is 600 pounds*

[Ilya !iFxAk2YQww No.]

>>1820112
>>1820126
Oh, looks like I spoke a bit too fast.

*hugs*
*sits gently on your lap*
*cuddles*

[Anonymous No.]

Alice this
*grabs dick*

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1820164

Great shot, Kohaku!

Wait, how'd you do that? Let me see that broom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820164
and resurrects because shes a youkai

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, will /jp/ survive Christmas break...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820190
Y-your Kohaku is dead... D-demons see better at night...A-and snipe better too..

I-I have called your bluff multiple times b-but you've always been too slow vampire woman...

[Ilya !iFxAk2YQww No.]

>>1820225
You're so strong... I think that I'm gay for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820257
D-don't you mean lesbian?...

[Ilya !iFxAk2YQww No.]

>>1820270
I'm pretty sure that the term "gay" applies for both sex.
*is still on your lap*
*sniff*
*licks your neck a bit*

[Anonymous No.]

-au!.....
*eases back out from under Ilya*

N-no no no! Th-that's for Anonymous!...

B-but I have something else...

*brings back some fresh bread from the oven and sits beside Ilya*

[Ilya !iFxAk2YQww No.]

>>1820307
Anonymous...

*takes some bread*
Thank you. I... don't think he would mind, you know. As long as it's not -too- intimate.

*om nom nom*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820350
W-well possibly not... b-but...

H-here's some butter...

[Ilya !iFxAk2YQww No.]

>>1820353
Hmm... I must be annoying, saying the same things since may... Anyway, I really feel dizzy, I see blurry, and I have the impression that my belly is about to explode (this is why it's taking me forever to make my posts). I'll go lay down...

Good night, Alice. Thank you for giving me some joy today. Sleep well... I love you...

*kiss*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820393
*tucks Ilya in*

[Anonymous No.]

bump!

[Romz No.]

>>1820412
What are you doing to him.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820420
E-ehh?... HIM?...

[Romz No.]

>>1820432
Ja him.... what are you doing to meine brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820437
I-I was just tucking him in!...H-he was lonely...

[Romz No.]

>>1820452
Dear God what are you saying!
What happened to your mouth?
I thought I raised you better....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820465
U-um... Rommel...

[Romz No.]

>>1820477
Oh.... you said tucking.... thought you said something else....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820483
N-no... I-I'm sorry..

Rommel...
I-I'm not your daughter... B-but I like you alot.. you're like a father to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820483
I-I have something to say Rommel...

[Romz No.]

>>1820500
okay then say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820508
Y-you're not my dad...
b-but I s-s-s-s-still like you and wish you were my dad.. b-because I never had one...

*starts to cry*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1819461
am back, whos the German guy?

[Romz No.]

D'aaaaawwwwww
*hugs*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820525

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820532

I-It's ok...
H-he's my...H-he's my.. He's my Dad!....
>>1820533
*squeeze*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820542
I-is that ok mom?...

[Romz No.]

>>1820554
i should have been better to you as a kid....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820569
I feel incomplete

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820588
B-but Motherrrrrrr... i-it's always better with two parents!... E-evn if he isn;t my biological father...

[Anonymous Nate !KqvpXHIRz. No.]

>>1820578
Shut up, rommel

[Romz No.]

>>1820619
WOLOLO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820606
But who took care of you every time you needed something?
Remember your first week of the month?

[Agito No.]

What the fuck is going on here!?!

[Romz No.]

>>1820634
>>1820606
Pleeeeaase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820634
I-It's true mother... b-but think about it... rather than you doing everything you could have a man around the house. He's also a nazi too.. and don;t nazis belong in hell?...

[Anonymous Nate !KqvpXHIRz. No.]

>>1820632
What the fuck do you think you're doing? Have you forgotten yourself?! Where's the real rommel, the rommel full of rage! The rommel full of wrath! I wanna see a rommel smash! I thought that Alice made rommel angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820649
Someone obviously doesn't know what the fuck happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820644
Fine..
.>>1820648
But Makai isn't hell. Makai is the demon world, oh wathever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820632

UUUNNNNLIIIAAAMMAAAAHTTTEEEEDDDD
FAAAAAAAAILUUUURRRREEEEEEE

[Romz No.]

>>1820649
>>1820663
WOLOLO

[Romz No.]

>>1820657
>>1820648
YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

Also Alice, you are going to replace me as Makai's goddess anytime soon.
You should prepare yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820676
And you don't get any weird ideas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820681
>>1820657
Y-yay!... M-mother?...

[Agito No.]

>>1820699
Rommel always has weird ideas.

[Romz No.]

Whoa whoa whoa backup up here.... hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820701
That means you have to take care of the other demon's necessities, keeping the border between Makai and Gensokyo, oh and keeping the dimention intact.
Don't worry i'm not ready to leave the spot yet.

[Anonymous No.]

bumpu

[Anonymous No.]

:o

[Romz No.]

>>1820745
>Demons
WAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820745
>the other demon's necessities
>demon's necessities
>demon's
hehe.... wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1820792

oh god, I'll never unlearn that! Damn it!

[Agito No.]

>>1820822
You're a fucking idiot!

[Anonymous No.]

Alice is my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

God, I miss this fucking faggot.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

I only manage to post a *squeeze* in these threads before I start feeling like a faggot and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

*squeeze* ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

;_; A-Alice...

[Anonymous No.]

I like moeblob Alice more ;_;
*squeeze*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,2
dont lie
you liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,6
He did. I clearly remember he once said that Alice threads are the best threads on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,7
Alice is Suigin's (and Jones' [vanity searches, so good]) favorite Touhou character after all.

I'm sorry to say that I never found the Alice RP threads amusing--not back on old-/a/, and certainly not now. They're about the same as that relatively more recent Hijiri nonsense.

[suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>1821884,7
I never said that
I only said Alice was my favorite poster on /jp/

i can't roleplay without feeling incredibly embarrassed and like a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,8
> [vanity searches, so good]
Uh, if it's you doing the searching, is it really a vanity search?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,10
It's for when A~ does his vanity searches. It's like a '_ was here', but instead of bathroom walls, it's a post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,11
As usual, you make no sense, Z~.
I am A~, so when you (read: not me) do a search and find out "Jones' [vanity searches, so good]) favorite Touhou character" it isn't a vanity search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,12
Since you don't understand, I'll simplify it using pictures!

[Anonymous No.]

http://bunbunmaru.com/wakaba/general/src/1279126551.31712345.png
And this is what >>1821884,8 was getting at! He knows about your tendencies to do vanity searches, so he left a message for you. Funnily enough, this would've been more apparent had this not be on the front page since then, you would only see it after doing said vanity search.

So in summary, it's a message left for you for when you do the vanity search i.e. "I see what you're doing there, you egoist you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,14
Stop shitting up /general/ with random images. Go make a thread on /photos/, bookmark it, and use that thread for "image hosting".

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,15
Hey, Shittarot, did you not realize that's posted in the #bun cool free image hosting thread on some back page?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,15
Kinda hard to shit up a thread specially designated as the legality cool image hosting thread~

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,16
Oh.

I'm so embarrassed right now, I'm gonna mark my previous post with a trashcan of shame.

Also, Shittarot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,18
Some #Bunbuns are still in conspiracy mode. I'm guessing it's A~, but yeah. It's a reference to Losstarot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1821884,18
>Shittarot?
Some schizophrenic KS dev; from what I understand, he used to complain a lot about /bunbunmaru/.

Basically, anyone who makes inane complaints related to /bun/ gets labeled as Losstarot by A~.