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18080134 No.18080134 [Reply] [Original]

You are brought before the /jp/ high council on charges of SEDITION and HERESY. You stand accused of fraternizing with SECONDARIES, of BLASPHEMING Zun's work with profane doujins, and PROFANING this board with shitposts. The punishment for these crimes is DEATH. The council is preparing to announce its judgement. What have you to say in your defense?

>> No.18080155

>>18080134
but traps ARE gay your honor!

>> No.18080189

>>18080155
It's not gay if it's a girl's penis.

>> No.18080202

I think the punishment is a bit harsh.

>> No.18080210

>>18080134
Death for shitposts? This could work out on some other boards

>> No.18080229

>>18080202
*BANGS GAVEL*

The council will consider LENIENCY if you name your co-conspirators. For your cooperation you will not be made to testify under TORTURE. If you further RECANT you may be granted the MERCY of EXILE.

>> No.18080300

>>18080134
Your honor, I only intended to celebrate his works with the disgustingly lewd doujins, not disgrace them!

>> No.18080325

>>18080134
That's not a council. That's just 3 cats with empty noodle containers on their head!

>> No.18080331

I didn't do anything. Every crime I have ever been accused of was all the doing of my penis.

>> No.18080406
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18080406

I'm ready to mow down each and every one of these overgrown children with extreme prejudice. Just say the word, your honor.

>> No.18080428

>>18080134
You say all that, and yet you dare type ZUN's name with less than three capital letters!? You are nothing but a FRAUD! An IMITATION! Leave your seat, for you are not worthy to judge!

>> No.18080437
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18080437

c-can we appeal this to the supreme jimmies triune? I feel like they will take it easy.

>> No.18080742

>>18080134
touhou is shit

>> No.18082390

>>18080134
Who's Zun? What do you mean by "secondaries"?

>> No.18082395
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18082395

>>18080134

i'm licensed. this is a travesty!

>> No.18082429

Am I on /v/ right now?

>> No.18082433

>>18082429
>>>/jp/general

>> No.18082452

>>18082429
It's shin-neo-/jp/.

>> No.18083217

>>18080134
u gay

>> No.18083759

>>18080325
Where? Behind the 3 great council members?

>> No.18086545

>>18080134
I dindu nuffin, I was jus goin ta church

>> No.18086568

>>18080134
I only fraternize with secondaries to spread the gospel. I avoid touhou doujins with penises in them. I only shitpost on /jp/ to blend in.

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18086603

>>18086545
With a shitpost in your pants pocket?

>> No.18086712

>>18080134
I read that as SUDO noodles.

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