Monster Girl Thread

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Cursed Swords are underrated

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Alternate mofu ways!

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>>17972922
Does that mean curly-haired tails instead of tails with straight hair?

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>>17972916

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test

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All I want for Christmas is an 8 foot tall Hellhound to cuddle with

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I want to call a bee my sweet honey!

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y/n?

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>>17973784
I want a bee to queen me.

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Anyone else see the thread posted about 1948? Also, dark mages.

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>>17973788
Dear god, she's beautiful. I want to be her otouto and live in a secluded swamp together.

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Hey onii-chan, would you help me reclaim the holy land?

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As I promised yesterday, another update to Aquanaut. Still not very much happens but we get to meet the girl who will be our series mascot. New from line 73.

https://pastebin.com/8e7qZAG6

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>>17973807
And by line 73 I mean line 75, derp.

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Hoes in 'hose.

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>>17972916
Remember that Cursed Swords are especially weak to affectionate physical contact.

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I want a spider to wrap me in her web and cuddle me.

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>>17973801
>Anon is a fully fledged powerslut
>Trains his whole life to be able to score himself a high level waifu
>Ends up with a Baphomet
>He believes that he will finally be able to relax and enjoy a peaceful married life
>She wants him to lead her army to take over the holy land
>He quickly regretted not going for that one lazy Lilim he met

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>>17973837
Non-consensual cuddles with a terrifying spider who wraps you up so you can't struggle are the best.

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>Wight wife is very high class and stoic in public
>Crowds part for her as she walks
>She can cow people into submission with a glare
>Speaks few words, but those words are filled with authority and confidence
>Loves it when you spank her, pull her hair and choke her in the bedroom

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>>17973868
Lets hope no Rata discovers her private life.

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>>17972779
Worse. He's the spankanon.

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>>17973874
Rata's got to get the scoop on the upcoming Undead Kingdom royal wedding!

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>>17973785
Play, or 'play'? Either way is a yes for me, I just want to know if we'd be building some scale models, or I'd be twitching on the ground after getting cursed.

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>>17973785
Anubis are not this cute.

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>>17973785
I will show her the ways of Legacy of Kain.

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I need a good fight.
Or at least ideas for a good fight

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>>17973935
Try these on for size.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT66YPk0Q5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vEeQ-vGrgY

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>>17973939
Than you

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>>17973939
What's cowboy bebop even about?

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>>17973945
Bounty hunters. You never saw Cowboy Bebop? You should. It's like the most entry-level anime that anyone can enjoy.

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>>17973950
I'm really casual when it comes to anime. I watched some trash, some Haruhi, but otherwise, I prefer mangas or novels.
Most anime feel like the guy reading the original manga hated it and wants to finish it as quickly as possible.

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>>17973935
It depends on what's your view of a good fight.
A desperate father armed with a pitchfork trying to protect his son from an invading Ushi-Oni even though he has absolutely no chances of winning can be a great and engaging fight if done properly.
Or you could go with a much less emotional but flashier fight with a complexe choreography, special moves and high stakes.

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>>17973935
>>17973944
Some more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEt4B1poOfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2Zp4nwsFA
>>17973951
There is no original manga, Bebop was conceived as an anime.

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>>17973956
That already sound better.

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>>17973964
So you'll man up and see it? Good. See you, space cowboy.

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There could be a Dragon who's fantasizing about meeting an Anon somewhere in the world.

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>>17974006
Fantasizing while hugging pillows?

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>>17972425
>>17972402
I bet its only a matter of time and DE before the scorpions become girtablilu

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>>17974021
Poor things. Someone should give those girls their husbandos already.

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>This kills the meido.

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>>17974006
>5 dere stars
I bet she is the kind of Dragon who falls in love with the first boy who is kind to her.

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>>17974052
If you look at her and smile she stops whatever she's doing to go up to you and chat. She might even flirt a bit.

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>>17974025
Uhn that not how it works anon. Those scorpions are already "corrupted," and besides there needs to be a strong love ni order for animals to turn into mg ans stated in the cu sith or cait sith profiles.

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>>17974059
>Uhn that not how it works anon. Those scorpions are already "corrupted,"
It don't matter. Sooner or later a buildup of energy produces a qualitative change.

>No girtablilu waifu who constantly shoots you with aprodesiac venom, is a deep purple and her eerie eye patterns over her chitin

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>>17974052
Yes, but what's her tsun rating?

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>>17974114
I wish they had more clothing. That's one of the reasons yetis aren't up there on my list.

Yes, I know how weird thay sounds.

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>>17974114
Shy Yetis give awkward, shy hugs.

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>>17974118
I strongly desire a cute tomboy yeti in flannel and jeans

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I want a Dark Slime in latex.

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>>17974118
Yeti hugs with clothing are like sex with condoms.
Don't be cruel to them like that.

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>>17974134
And for them I'm a person with condom fetish. They are not monsters for me really, just imagine one's face when I ask her about clothed sex.

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>>17974148
That's really messed up.
Go for a stylish Succubus who spends hours everyday making sure her outfit is flawless.

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>>17974168
I'd go for white horns with how /fa/ and comfy their clothes would be.

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>>17974185
White Horns prefer naked sex since it releases all their heat and lust.
Clothed sex with one wouldn't be as passionate.

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>>17974201
I'm not talking about clothes sex I'm just talking about lewding them up a bit. For clothed sex I'd just go with a Wight or Dragon wearing royal clothes so I could stain them.

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>>17974114
If you poke a Jub's ahoge to propose to her, what happens when you poke a Yeti's ahoge?

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>>17974255
Fluffy ahegao.

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So, I’ve been wanting to write a neat little story for a while now. I have no clue what it’ll be about, but I do know that I want to do something kinda abstract and write it exclusively with dialogue and allow the reader to piece the story together with context clues in said dialogue.

How do you guys feel about that? Would going back and forth between two characters get tiring? Should I just stick to traditional writing instead?

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>>17974263
>fluffy ruffled Yeti hair
That's going to make her more aroused and hug tighter!

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I want to do prank videos in undead cities
>"Kissing prank in haunted house [GONE WRONG] [GONE YANDERE]"
>"Glory hole prank on horny Ghouls [GONE WRONG] [RESPONSIBILITY TAKEN] [18+]"

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>>17974298
Top 10 reasons to get a wisp GF

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>>17974298
Who is doing the pranks? a MG or a deranged lunatic who was once a sane men.

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>>17974298
> [RESPONSIBILITY TAKEN]
You're supposed to say it's just a prank.

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>>17974304
1: No more need to pay rent. She will let you live freely inside her comfortable cage.

>>17974308
A bunch of overly confident teenagers.

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Why are CC unicorns so adorbs?
>still a virgin
>spooked easily
>heals
>horse pussy and regular pussy
>turns into cuckhorse

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>>17974304
>be on youtube watching salamander duel.
>read comment section: top 10 anime battles.

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>>17974298
>Wight does pranks just to fill the void she has in her heart form being alone and ignored for way too long.
>It's not what she wanted but that is the only way she gets any attention these days.
>Every time she dose one she loses a little part of herself, but she can't stop not now not while sh finally has the attention, not while she is not invisible.
Being a teenager is hard on MGs.

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>>17974298
>>17974337
>>17974344
>>17974304
I swear, once the portals open, it is going to be my life long goal to stop the invention of the internet at any cost over there. I can't let it ruin the Monster girls.

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>>17974353
>Hey what if we set up some kind of communications network that allowed us to share our research notes regardless of where in the world we were?
>Can we use it to post cute Cheshire videos?

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So Jötunn.

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>>17974359
>>17974359
>Cheshire Kitten try’s to teleport for first time!
>Shows a sleepy Cheshire kitten that teleports into pile of blankets

The internet wouldn’t be ready

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>>17974371
>Cheshire kitten tries to teleport with a Wurm
>cue a second camera showing footage of a Wurm falling on to a trampoline
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.

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>>17974359
The internet was a mistake, we can't allow its degeneracy to spread any further.

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I want to inject my maid with fertility drugs every night while she's sleeping until she becomes completely incapable of rational thought and is entirely driven by an instinctual desire to breed.

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>>17974374
Can anyone handle such cuteness?

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>>17974376
That's pointless since they have that desire already.

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>>17974323
As if that would work on any monster girl aside from fairies and Titanias.

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Nav should draw more Liches of different shapes and sizes.

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>>17974287
I love it. How about this: The story is a transcript of a chat between anon and his human childhood friend. Dark matter bombs are dropped or she eats something and begins monsterizing. The two continue to chat and we see the change in mindset take place and the romance between them become evident.

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>>17974287
I once wrote a 70-page story that was nothing but dialogue. It went over well with everyone who read it but nothing actually happened in it and there wasn't much of a story to go around. You'll just have to give it a shot and see what happens.

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Ah yes, I'm sure you must've heard about my cute waifu before, right? But have you heard of my cute daughteru?

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>>17974406
I want a meaty lich

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>late at night, shitposting on /mgg/ like no tomorrow
>hear a thud and scratching on the window
>check out what's making the noise
>see pic related

wat do?

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>>17974536
Call Horatio.

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>>17974536

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>>17974549
Remove spider remove spider

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In case of spider, don't take any risk. Every spider that survives can breed.

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>playing some classic Half-Life
>miss a jump and fall into radioactive goo
>luckily my suit will protect me!
>swim after some barrels
>get swept up by a current of radioactive goo that for whatever reason runs around in circles around the place and carries barrels of hazardous waste absolutely nowhere
I bet the Gremlins did this.

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>>17974569
In case of doubts, blame the gremlins.

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>>17974573
>in order to even access the area I had to blow a hole into the bottom of a rocket-engine testing area and climb down through the bedrock
>there's a cave with a dead scientist and a dead security guard with a barrel of said goo and one revolver
>other than the hole I made the only way into that cave was through water
>the water path is only accessible from the outside via a ladder
HOW DID THEY
WHAT IS
Black Mesa and Aperture Science with Monster Girls, I need it. While waiting for it I'll mate with an army of Mantis Girls.

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>>17974604
In case of doubt, spank a gremlin.
Even if she has nothing to do with it, she's always to blame for something.

>find a body next to a pistol
I never realized what it meant.

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Aside from a monster girl fetish itself do you have any fetish only monster girls can fulfill?
I personally can't get it up unless I'm able to literally see through the girl, and that's why Slimes are the best.

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>>17974604
Fuck all that. I just want a MG version of Cave Johnson.

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>>17974732
FUCK YES

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>>17974699
I'm pretty sure daughteru dicking only works with monstergirls, so there's that.

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>>17974732
I’m imagining Cave Johnson as a Gremlin and I can’t stop giggling.
>”When life gives you lemons, you attach dildoes to the lemons and make them fuck life right back! How do you like that?!?! I didn’t even want your stupid lemons anyway!!!”

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>>17974732
>Funny thing about Demonic Energy, turns out it can bring you back from the dead with the caveat it turns you into a woman
>All prior testing schedules are now cancelled and we're going to have a crack at producing more of this stuff so drop your pants and report to my office
>Hustle it up!

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>>17974556
That's a weird looking nipple

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>>17974536
To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse.

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>>17974773
Who figures that one out?

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>>17974385
Any else getting tsundere vibe from this?

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>>17974735
No, you can dick your daughteru normally, it's just a bit more fucked up than with monster girls.

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>>17974544
>>17974546
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>>17974556
Don't waste images on spamming off-topic stuff newfag.

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>>17974779
>a bit

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>>17974791
Maybe someone should draw a picture of kiki holding bug spray

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>>17974773
>>17974777
>revelation 14:4
/jp/ meet up

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>Local Ryu temple is called the temple of the Caves and Stars
>It’s populated by a bunch of muscular hebis but the Ryu is never seen despite frequent rainstorms
>sneak in one day and see a soft, NEET Ryu being dragged from her room by the hebis, pouting and grumbling about why she has to make the rain stop when her shows about to be on.
>Realize that cave and stars isn’t the shrines real name and the hebis are just poking fun at their charges behavior

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>>17974793
Daughteru fucking is really fucked up by itself, so having a horny girl that likes it no matter what just makes it less bad.

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>>17974298
>Throwing garlic at a Vampire [GONE HORRIBLY WRONG][18+]

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>>17974779
I could only dick my daughteru if she truly wanted it and if it wouldn't fuck her up in the brain for the rest of her life anon. Monstergilrs give both the safety and the enthusiasm that really makes daughteru dicking (or any sort of dicking or relationship if I'm being honest) appealing to me.

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>>17974773
Let’s try it:
>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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I want to play pied-piper to a trio of insect girls.
A Soldier beetle, all curious and shy.
A Mantis, all stoic and searching.
A Mothgirl, all skitterbrained and happy.

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>>17974872
>blushing Centaur closes the Bible in a flash
>”T-this is your religion, sire?!”

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>>17974839
>or any sort of dicking or relationship if I'm being honest
Mamono mana addiction is trully a dangerous thing.

But yeah, if you taught her to like it ever since she was little things wouldn't change much. The problem is with your head in both cases too and not hers so everything would be fine.

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>>17974876
>Kinda?
>Most of us just agree to the “be good to each other and help those in need” idea and skip over the nitty gritty.

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>>17974884
>”Ah! A-as expected of Aruji-dono. One must see the wisdom in their vows, after all...”
>you notice the rest of the day she’s making discreet sideways glances at the front of your pants
>you figure it’s fair considering how many times you’ve done the same to her tits
I want a Centaur homestay when the portals open. Too much fun and cute (and hot, later).

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>>17974891
Same, although my love of large tits is probably too much for one that enjoys combat

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I wonder how videos on youtube are done when the internet is introduced to mgs
>DIY: How to make and knit a warm scarf by Yeti.
>Yeti channel consists of perfect Hot Coco recipies, Hugging techniques, and games to play in the snow.
>Cheshire makes prank/reaction vids on her husband
>Titania runs a kid's book club/storytelling channel
>A couple of normal male youtubers make their own content/shows and among the comments of "THIS GUY IS SO HAWTT I WANT HIM RIGHT NOW" and "Are we seriously going for this? They're not talented, and the only get clicks from single lonely no-lifer girls" and even Bonnet Tippers/Lizards, There are some Phantoms furiosly typing and giving criticism about their work and how they can 'Improve' it, saying that the editing sucks and the graphics/effects used are unrealistic and ugly.

I wonder what Kikis would upload.
Or even Lilims and Demons and Succubi

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>>17974904
>Vampire blood tasting
>Dragon/Echidna showing off her dungeon and challenges adventurers to get her
>Various Lich and Gremlin experiments

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>>17974901
I’m certain a Centaur would make due. The majority of their strength comes from the horse half, and footwork is key in all styles of combat. As long as her arms were functional in some capacity, it wouldn’t make too huge a difference if she were flat or had small beachball sized milkers.

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>>17974791
Don't waste posts whining.

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>>17974904
Don't forget the really fetishy girls and exhibitionists showing off their big intricate sex dungeons and collections of sex toys.

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>>17974911
Well, I hope so because big is going on I be the smallest of adjectives that could be used to describe her bust

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>>17974904
I imagine Kiki’s would post cooking videos with the recipe specific to their master’s taste. The comments section would be filled with other Kiki’s suggesting minor changes that would make the recipe more like what their master would want.

>>17974908
>ElectroBoom, but with a gremlin

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>>17974918
>ywn watch KDF do a video tour of his sex dungeon
part of me is to curious.

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>>17974904
>Demon runs an instructional channel for Monstergirls on ways to ‘get sinful’ for their man
>instructional videos on pole dancing, lap dances, erogenous tongue control, how to work your tail, when and how to rake your nails on his back in passion, blood and your man: a comprehensive primer, etc.
>all with the help of her “special assistant”, a man usually blindfolded and nearly-naked referred to by her community as “hubby”
>for her 1 million subscriber special she did a Q&A with hubby untied and unblindfolded, turns out he’s an amicable and sweet guy and they’re apparently pretty normal when not doing instructional videos

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>>17974904
>Rival P’Orc and Mino channels on cooking

I can only imagine the foid

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>>17974924
Seems more like LiveLeak material

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>>17974927
That somehow sounds really comfy.

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>>17974919
>”Sire, look here! Have you ever been to this before?”
>she’s holding a ‘wonders of the ancient world’ book
>”Look, they called it, “The Colossus of Rhodes”. Such tremendous size, and without magic or advanced technology!”
>you’re not hearing a word, her enormous bust hypnotizing you as always as it jostles, jiggles, jumps and bounces around, heaving and wonderful and...
>”...colossal...”
>”Yes! That’s where the word comes from, sire. I had never known! It’s funny, I often hear that word used in passing. Who knew such a common word you hear everyday walking down the street had such an interesting backstory!”

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>>17974904
>Fails compilation
>A Raijuu sneezing and ruins her camera
>Dullahan body throwing away her own head instead of a bouquet at her wedding
>Anubis stepping on a lego
>Basilisk dropping her mask on a train and it turns into a orgy

Last one isn't really a fail though

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>>17974908
>Lizardwomen protecting men from "The dangerous Matriarchy"
>Videos of them being the supreme Lady.
>Cringy sword fighting against water bottles
>Talking about and debating strawman arguments while being smug
>Them also uploading a video about talking to another male youtuber about the topic while the youtuber didn't want an part of it.
>Cringy vids about them going (M/W)GTOW (Monsters/Women Going Their Own Way)

>Gremlins basically being "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This", or "Will It Blend", or worst case scenario, TechRax, but they'll add a twist to it with their own inventions.

>>17974920
>Among the comments of Kikis, is SillyShoggy21 shitposting in the comments, writing only "They'll never know Mastah's true tastebuds and what he likes"
>Inevitable Flame war

>>17974927
>Meanwhile, a shy succubus with big glasses and a loose sweater wants to talk about her favorite book called "Of Mice and Men" and giving deep commentary about the story and plot and foreshadowing, as well as morals of the time.
>Comments are filled with so much rage from mousegirl broods saying "She's not a mousegirl, she shouldn't be reading something like that. It's cultural appropriation."
>Succubus delets her video and channel and cries in a corner.

>Meanwhile the smug rival of the now gone succubus channel is a Mousegirl ready to do a livestream of an open reading of the book with all the comments being positive saying they can't wait to get to the part where all the mice get their husbands and they fell in love and lived in a brood happily ever after.

And then the reader's live reaction when she DOES get to the good part.

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>>17974951
Would be fantastic, although she may not be happy to go up a cup size or two.

The urge to resist milking that chest would be strong

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>>17974839
Adopted daughterfu is the best scenario, actual incest is a shit.

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>>17974964
>Come home from a long day filling out paperwork and completing surveys and such at the Monster Exchange Office
>Centaur homestay is seated, happily watching television (“Fascinating! This Mays fellow has such charisma, could he have been a bard?”)
>don’t even care at this point, just walk over and plop face first into the middle of those enormous milky tits
>Centaur is utterly stunned and far to embarrassed to do anything other than freeze and blush and make little whimpering stuttering ‘neigh?!?!?’ noises
>enjoy a comfy sleep drooling on and occasionally reaching up to grope those humongous pillows
>feel a warm wetness on your hands at one point and the faint aroma of fresh milk, but think nothing of it
>at one point when you let your hand slide off her bosom, you feel a hand gently grab your wrist and pull the hand back up, slightly moving it for you as if to encourage groping and tugging at that wet spot

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>>17974988
Such a cute girl.
Would cherish,
She’d probably have holts balking at her bust, wondering if she was a mega holst addict

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>>17974982
Even dicking the adopteru is bad. The way I see it, adopting a girl means you have to raise her as a daughter and not a wife with the "daddy" fetish.

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I want to make my daughteru wear her big dental gag so I can get the bottle of cum I've been storing up for a few days and feed it to her slowly with my fingers by rubbing it all over her mouth and tongue!

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>>17975006
Holy shit, I feared I would be alone with that opinion.
You're right, dude.

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>>17975009
Gross

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>>17974996
She may not be addicted to Holst Milk, but after that night she’d have an itch that could only be satisfied by your skin on those giant milkcannons. She may ‘discreetly’ puff her chest out and let her canyonous cleavage go on full display when she sees you getting tired in the hopes you’ll plop right between them like before, little wet circles appearing around her nipples in anticipation through her blouse.

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>>17974959
That mouse girl is shit. 10/10 would dox. I would’ve loved having a succubus help me through Of Mice and Men in high school.

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>>17975006
>>17975011
Of course you're not alone, some of us realize being a father means actually being a father and not just a pervert.

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>>17975022
Damn fucking right.
Daughters are for raising and spoiling, not for fucking.

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>>17975016
Adorable, she’d probably trade her more conservative blouse out for a revealing one.
If she really is doing that though, she better be prepared for what that mammy vampy is going to do to her mammaries.

Lactation will start and be constant

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>>17975013
It's not any more gross than regular oral sex anon, I'm sure monstergirls would have perfected the art of cum storage so it's not like that would be a problem either.

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>>17975011
I'm just too human for it. Fucking a loli and making her your wife is okay I guess, but saying you adopted her and called her your daughter just to satisfy your fetish is a huge no.

>>17975022
Yep. Seeing my kiki adopteru become a great maid by training with us and finally finding a good master would bring a tear to my eye.

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>>17975025
>>17975022
Screw that, in Wonderland you can marry and adopt a Humpty Egg the day she hatches and enjoy teaching her about the world while also enjoying her sexually.

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>>17975040
I don't mind her calling me "daddy" while I fuck her, but only in the bedroom. If I'm literally fucking my daughter, adopted or not, I'm Fritzl.

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>>17974904
Lilims and Succubi would just stream on twitch.

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>>17975032
By the end of it, the day would start with her happily pouring her milk into your bowl of cereal, happily presenting her bursting wobbling and bare tits for you to milk and suckle on afterward, then put on a revealing blouse and offer to take you to the park, with you riding on her back and hands unashamedly reaching around and groping her “reins” the whole way.
Then it’s discreet public milking while laying in the park, riding her back home, milking, watching a movie or playing some games while she slowly jerks you off and lets you lay against her tits with a nipple freely ready for you to use, more milking, bringing her into the extended bathroom and fucking that horsepussy ragged while she squirts milk everywhere, more milking, dinner with milk, more milking, some evening paizuri with milk as lube, more milking, a shower and heavy groping makeout session at the same time, then falling asleep in the bed-space with your lips wrapped around a hefty streaking nipple and her hands gently soothing your scalp and shoulders.
A good life.

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>>17975053
Roleplaying is fine, but the "real" thing is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975060
That it is.
She’d be a mobile milk factory

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>>17975061
Exactly.

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>>17975061
Says you!

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>>17975042
Reminder that if your jubjub daughteru became a humpty because you are a daughteru dicker you deserve the worst dad of the year award.

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>>17975060
Don’t forget ‘binding’ her and chaining her at night in a standing position for ‘royal beauty gets turned into a breeding toy/milk dispenser by a bandit king’ play.

I’m sure she’d love it

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>>17975073
>not doing the right thing and waiting for the baby Jub to hatch
>THEN dick her

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>>17975074
She’d go full Lalatina. The only thing wetter than her drooling anticipatory face and streaming erect nipples would be her gushing, pulsating pussy.
She’d discreetly and in character try to suggest you bind her tits tighter- tighter- even tighter, until they’re throbbing and milk is coming out like a waterfall. Her ability to speak would evade her as moaning, wheezing gasps of passion and shrieks of arousal would fill the room to the point where the frumpy lizardwoman next door would consider calling the cops for a noise complaint.
Not that you’d care, you’d be face deep in milk-sow tit almost drowning as you whip her at the same time.
Kinky horse!

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>>17975091
>She’d go full Lalatina
So she would seek out and destroy Megumin's arse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975091
Yep.
Kinda makes me want to pop some manticore venom to test her ‘storage’ and claim it’s only to ‘see how many kids a milksow like you’ could hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975082
>toddler dicking
Too far. Damn you, wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975098
>>17975091
>frumpy lizardman neighbor kicks open the door to tell you what-for for all the noise
>sees a Centaur, tied by an expensive pulley system to be suspended a bit above ground, her gravid Centaur-womb bloated noticeably with cum, her gargantuan tits with whipmarks and bite marks and hickeys all over them gushing milk at least a yard away from her suspended body, tied and bound themselves, her face with a lewd ballgag and drool seeping around it, her whole skin sweating profusely and her girljuice pouring out her backside, where a man half-dressed as a bandit is balls deep in her standing on a box for leverage and covered in milk
>lizardman neighbor silently shuts the door blushing profusely and walks to the bar

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>>17975073
Even a daughteru dicker would be kept way too satisfied and busy with his Jubjub wife to even consider fucking his daughter, you could say the same for plenty of other species too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975108
I probably couldn’t resist making a joke about ‘fresh meat walking in’.
Not stopping till that centaur positively, absolutely cannot hold anymore in her womb.

THEN we move on to anal

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>>17975110
This. JubJubs are ultra lewd but by nature are horribly suited to any bigamy let alone harem activities.
People sometimes forget or downplay but she is literally perched on your dick 24/7. It becomes cute in a way to me, going about your day always attatched to your wife. Like a Flow Kelp but lewder.

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>>17975108
>>17975114
Truly, human men are the real monsters that Monstergirls need protecting from!
thats fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975118
That we are.
I figure it would be a fair exchange to fill every bit of her to max capacity, it’s only fair, after all.

I can even drink from her when I’m feeling dehydrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17974904
But I still need to know what content will be made?
>Hard mode: No Sex
What MG will make certain vids?
What will the creativity of them be?
What's going to happen if it's a mix of Human/MG workers?

>Imagining the Let's Plays
>SFMs by Art fairies and their personal computers
>Interviews and live commentary

>>17975019
Imagine the complaints she sends to the publishers for such a misleading title.
>THERE ARE NO MICE IN IT!
>WHY DID THEY KILL THE SWEET MAN!? HE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER
>I WILL NEVER GIVE THIS TO MY BROOD AGAIN!

But that succubus who just started, and ended her channel, is probably crying and demoralized. What are you going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not ask Russian Kikis about their past

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>>17975120
How many days would you keep her chained up for? And please make sure she gets something to drink BESIDES CUM too. Otherwise her milkflow will start becoming strained

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975022
Thank god im not the only one who sees the benefit of being a wholesome father who just wants the best for his daughterus.

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>>17975127
I’d go till she can’t hold any more in her holes.
And I’d make sure she’s appropriately hydrated too, maybe with some of her own milk we have stored.

And when done, IPlug those holes, rest with her, and then let her go about her day while I return to work and she absorbs all the seed she’s filled with, although running into the neighbor as she goes out to buy groceries would be awkward

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>>17975130
You can be both at the same time anon, being a wholseome, loving father and dicking the daughteru are not mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark Priestess knocks on door and preaches their doctrine
>Have to point behind her and tell her to get in line with the other countless others on your property and that they aren't for decoration.
>Holy war erupts for a new potential convert
>3rd time this week on your block, last time it was that elderly couple whose grandson just turned 16

Such is life in the suburbs of the outskirts of MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975140
That's why you get a big Sabbath supporter sign in your front yard, nobody will ever bother you except maybe some cute little Sabbath scouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975140
>You will never start a crusade in your front yard
Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975147
But then we will have Hathorites on your lawn all day trying to teach you the joys of being full chested and that leads to ANOTHER holy war on the block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975157
I guess you never can win then. I can;t think of any way to be weird enough to keep all of those religious nutters off the lawn while still keeping things healthy and wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975110
Monster girls aren't all about sex and they still need to tske care of the daughter. How the dad does it affects if she's going to want the D or not, and if she does there is no way around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975171
>you will never get raped by your toddler daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975172
>getting raped by a toddler
Impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975136
>That awkward moment when the lizardman thinks your centaur Homestay is wider and sloshing when she gets on the elevator

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975136
>Cumbloated Centaur stumbles out of her home, going extra slow and teetering back and forth, breathing heavily in a drunken stupor as her frankly /d/ tier womb and stomach are so overstuffed they drag on the ground
>lizardman neighbor sees her as she’s leaving her house as well and freezes at the sight
>the Centaur looks up and smiles through hazy eyes
>”Haaah... haaaah... hello Betty... would you... mmmgh! Mind helping me get to the corner store? I just... u-uuuhhngod... need to pick up some groceries... mmnngplease?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975182
Don't doubt the lolidom fags, they could get raped by anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975187
>>17975188
That Lizardman’s Bonnet-tipper blog is going to be all abuzz with her reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975182
All that needs to happen is for you wake up to her with your morning wood all the way down her tiny throat when you think it's your waifu. After that first taste there's no going back anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975192
I bet a Hellhound tot could rape her father if she tried hard enough. Chances of rape increase exponentially with twins/triplets/etc.

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>>17975188
The cutest centaur.
Would brush her while she’s in that state when I get home, along with milking

>>17975193
That won’t be the only thing buzzing!
May see if the centaur wants to let that poor thing join in on occasion

[Anonymous No.]

Toddlercons please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975196
This seems very possible considering a lot of hellhound husbands would be frail boys. If they are sub lolicons the daughterus would take him for a walk on a leash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975204
>the daughterus would take him for a walk on a leash.
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975204
>>17975206
How would the father react to his daughterus fighting over his leash in public?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975209
>stands up
>head pats the girls
>remember to take turns
>gets back on all fours
>wan

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>>17975209
He'd try to scold them, but it would end up with them growling at him and teaming up to put the dog on it's place for getting hard at it. They would both agree to sit on his back and control him via kicks.
Man, seeing a creep like that would make me feel so sorry.

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>>17975204
>>17975215
I don't have hellhound daughterus, but I would absolutely be down for doing this once or twice with my own daughteru, under my waifu's supervision of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975218
>Man, seeing a creep like that would make me feel so sorry.
Even if they're all happy and clearly enjoying the experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975222
Yes. The happiness increasing in the world thing is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975126
But I'm curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975228
>curious
Bicurious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975199
>Frustrated lizardman using a centaur tier vibrator everytime she sees the homestay, cum drunk, stagger from the home

Poor things probably so tense she’d acccept any offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975232
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975125
I'm terrified to think what the Monstergirl equivalent of Life of Boris would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975125
>Mindflayer showing what she sees to the world when she probes her husband's mind
>Alternatively, she makes an unlisted video that makes men more trusting to Flayers and send it to the Anon she likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975243
kiki or jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975261
If she's a Kiki then I think other Kikis would be horrified at the way she cooks.
Honestly, what's a good Gopnik monstergirl anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that abominations are always a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975261
kikinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975279
They are the latest of resorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975279

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting this for anyone who had lost track of it since it was taken down a while ago and reuploaded in September.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA5EdZic_5w

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975125
>Tanuki whale streaming herself rolling gacha games with various results

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975282
The best blowjobs are the ones where you fear for your dick's safety, and that's why abominations should be your first resort.

>>17975295
Creepy.
Would still kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975282
> couples retreat in remote tundra for chaos and abominations couples

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975302
>One stream she rolls nothing but the most common shit after blowing $10,000 USD
>The remaining 2 hours are dead air with her curled up in a ball on her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975313
I wanna stroke that tanuki’s tail to console her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975324
You'd better let her climb on top of you for shortstack snuggles.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17973788
It was 1969 for me, 17501 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

What about a whale who is also a whale?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy monoeye day? What are you anons going to be doing with your cycloptic special ladies for the holidays?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xzUwsoqddjY

I feel like this makes a good point about the danger if something like monster girls arrived/were created. I’m not saying don’t fuck the monster, just be careful with what you show love and empathy for. Even if the portals open, you don’t know for sure what is coming through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975330
That I would.
Short stack tanuki cuddles are fantastic
Im certain she’ll make it back

>>17975337
What sort of whale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975338
I want to feed them eggnog with whiskey in it and watch them blush and see their pupils turn into spirals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975332
Rape flower will deflower any boy she catches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975338
I'd bully one less monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975344
Big, chubby but not too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975332
>Half Alraune half Tentacle
That's a neat idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975347
I'm not generally about the monoeye bullying but making a monoeye spiral pupil is almost as much fun as making a monoeye heart pupil

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975344
She can make it back easily, but the raw depression of losing $10,000 in one go is a little much anon.
And she's not good at video games so she doesn't know if she can keep streaming like that.
And she doesn't want to show you on stream because she's insecure and thinks that someone will steal you away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975359
Such a good nurse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975357
I would mind that.
But I don’t mind a lot of things.
A pudgy tanuki in my lap would do things to me.
She may make me her favorite seat while streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975359
>heart pupil
Great taste, friend. I don't mean for it to be bullying. I was thinking more drinking it under a down comforter on the love seat by the fireplace while Christmas music softly plays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975361
Then I just have to play co-op games with her.
And pull her into my lap to calm her down after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975371
But anon, what if some hussy tunes in to her stream, sees you and steals you from her?
After all, she thinks she's just a chubby failure of a Tanuki.
What would you do to dispel her fears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975375
Make her a nice home cooked meal, tell her not to worry, and mating press her that evening.

>Captcha says baker Rear
What could it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

The last game you played now has monster girls in it. What changes?
Hard Mode: Explain how monster girls are now in the game

>S.T.A.L.K.E.R now has monster girls.
>Radiation causes women to become monster girls while men become either incubi or the mutants that are already in the game
>Most stalkers that enter the zone usually come back out with a waifu instead of the artifacts they intended to find

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>>17975380
It means prepare the vaseline, tonight you're going in the backdoor.

>>17975383
>The last game you played now has monster girls in it. What changes?
>Viscera Cleanup Simulator
Okay. What's the closest thing to a janitor monster you people have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975386
Guess that makes sense.
[spiiler]That pudgster tanuki is getting a new gaming partner

I’ll even supply snacks

[Anonymous No.]

Guess that makes sense.
That pudgster tanuki is getting a new gaming partner

I’ll even supply snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975383
>Forza Horizon 3
Lewd vinyls everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975369
Now that's what the hell I'm talking about. Nothing in the world better than a happy comfy monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975421
If you spank a monoeye, does she cry?
Which way do the tears go?
Does she cry constantly a flow, or does she cry huge drops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975429
There's a constant flow but it's not from her eye nawmean

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975430
But tears do come from the eye, right? Speaking of that, if her eye is so big, her brain should be smaller. And nice depth perception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975383
>Tannenberg
blyyyaaaaaatttt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975383
>STALKER with monstergirls
This is relevant.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=64422180
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=64634297

[Anonymous No.]

>>17972916
Any warrior MG that doesn't have a "you must be a warrior too" is a good girl in my books. I agree CS is a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975461
She's more of a crazed berserker than a typical warrior. Especially if you keep ignoring her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975461
What about warrior MGs who prefer if you aren't a warrior too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975243
>>17975261
>>17975271
>>17975280
100% Kiki. Think about it.
>Bird leg with latch for perfect squat
>Shows all her cooking recipies and purposely makes a mess for fun, causing more kikis to rage in the comments
>Uses a lot of mayonaise in her recipies, making more kikis rage
>Takes care of her car and shows how to make it Striped
>Drinks Vodka, but always takes care of herself and surprises her master for fun.
>Master has no clue about his kiki's webshow, but doesn't mind
>Kiki with a steam account of "The Kleaner" to play CS:GO on cam
>Plays and cosplays a heavily modded stalker game and does so with a gas mask
>"Oi MAMA" is replaced with "Oi MASTAH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975488
What the blyat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17974904
>alp jumps off counter
>https://youtu.be/P-_GWUw8LwM

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975383
>Stardew Valley.
So basically a comfy farming sim, replace most girls with monsters. I dont know if you would actuallu farm monster girls or real animals. Once you get a waifu she helps around the farm based on her species. Maybe keep the deep and dark undertones or not.

[Anonymous No.]

I wasn't expecting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975332
She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975467
I like them extra hard. But sadly no such MG exists in the entire encyclopedia yet. I have my hopes KC will someday create one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975553
Isn't that amazoness? Don't they want just a domesticated house husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975386

[Anonymous No.]

Tall and big titty Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975383
>Doom modded with Going Down and Trailblazer
It essentially makes the game a cross between Die Hard and Escape From New York with demons instead of terrorists.
Clearly it's now about some pissed off Cupid decending a skyscraper with a set of weaponry that forces all the humans and monsters to fall in love under a hail of love bullets.
Completed maps look like a fucking orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975567
I would mind being one for an Amazon, I’d treat her to large, heart meals and sweets.
She may end up strongfat but she’d still be my big, strong wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975567
I want a MG like the Salamander or Hinezumi that fights her would be husband, but with the difference that she will marry the men she defeats rather than the men that defeat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975567
I like the Amazon and I would love to eat out and lick all over that delicious chocolate body made for combat. But I just can't tolerate the public sex shit. Like, if it was just the wedding ceremony or something, I could handle it. But public sex evertime we have sex? I can't get along with that.

[Anonymous No.]

There are your waitresses for today

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975661
>elves
Urgh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975661
Oh no, I don't want to eat them with my eyes and have a boner while having a meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975661
Is this one of those tsundere cafe gimmicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>that classmate that was so effeminate no one noticed he alped .

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975661
God damn do I love china dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975671
Fun fact : vietnamese dresses are even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975691
Where's your evidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975693
I have a witness!
"They're better for spankings." - An Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Amazons take their husbands with them for lenghty campaigns and invasions or do they leave their husbands at home? I would imagine that after having a battle they would need their husbands to heal them and take away stress.
>Plus I think is hot as fuck to have sex with a sweaty warrior woman that just came back from kicking asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975726
What war?
There are no wars in MGE. Just nerf play battles on both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975726
I know irl there was an army that had pictures of cute girls drawn on the inside part of their shield to give them short reprieves from the rage of war,
maybe monster girls have something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975726
they carry them in their inventory bags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975600
>she gets multiple bad rolls
>she leaves taking you with her for 10 minutes to relieve her stress off-camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975733
Sorry, was meant for >>17975368

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975733
>>17975734
Adorable.
Gonna give her a massage or let her ride cowgirl till she’s better

Both are me

[Anonymous No.]

heccdoggos soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975729
He said campaigns not war. Which could be invasions to human settelents, possibly even order defended cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975743
Husbands are good boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975746
>Amazons with sharpened sticks and stones with the rare iron weapon taking on the order defended cities

[Anonymous No.]

Your favorite Monstergirl gap-moe:

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975752
Cuddly, ineffectual and wuvvy duvvy Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975756
Jinko office lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975752
Shy Wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975751
>monsters with superhuman strength being compared with normal humans.
You know that there's a reason the order keeps losing right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975751
Well, they got to make it interesting to give the poor order fellas a chance. Too bad the gap is still too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975752
Quiet and attentive Shogs who stand by there masters and you never know what their thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975760
Because they are too kind and can't kill monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975752
Earnest, naive and genki Shog teenage maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975752
Submissive vampire.
This changes a -7 girl to a +8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975760
The order keeps losing because of their own highly inefficient tactics and treatment of other humans.
And most monsters don't even reach super human in any area, especially amazons. Minotaurs and Jinkos are still within the realm of human possibility in terms of strength.

[Anonymous No.]

Alternative names for monster girls

>Jubjub
Perch birb

>Ushi-Oni
Greater Chinese NOPE Cow

>Wurm
Smashy Crashy ground snek

>Kiki
Slavic Featherduster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975764
So those great greentexts of a Shoggoth quietly standing near her master as he reads late at night, silently presiding over his leisure time and letting him do his thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975752
Shy Kunoichis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975760
Warrior monsters on top of that. Average joe Succubus is stronger than an average human man at least on the same degree a human man is stronger than a human woman. Warrior monster girls are even stronger. Let's remember unlike humans they are just not people that train for combat, their bodies are actually designed specifically for combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975741
>she comes back to the stream slightly shaky with a bright red face, still heartpupiling
>"H-Hey guys I'm back, was just relieving some stress~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975767
Yeah that only applies to heroes the fact is that most monsters have far superior physical abilities to the average human. I'm not saying trained soldiers would get slaughtered lopsidedly, but the whole amozones shtick is that they consider men frail and weak since they are so strong. I doubt most humans could do anything besides submit,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975773
>especially amazons
You are aware they are stronger than most MGs and are biologically made for fighting, right? Why do you consider them weaker than Minotaurs and Jinkos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975776
>>17975764
I actually really like this. The mystery and unnerving nature is still there but only if you pry for it.
>”Ah, there’s the phone master. Shall I tell them to leave a message?”
>”That will be fine, Nythrlenop.”
>silence for a few seconds as the Shoggoth answers the phone that is a part of her elsewhere in the house
>”...they said it wasn’t any rush, master. They await your response at your earliest convenience.”
>”That will do, Nythrlenop, thank you.”
>”Service is my greatest pleasure, Master.”
>”Ah, quite.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975773
Yes but the average Minotaur would be equal to a top level strongmen in terms of strength. I'm saying that steel in the hand of the untrained militia that composed most of the armies in the middles ages would be useless in such a confrontation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975786
>Stronger than most mgs
Where did you get that? Your headcanon? Next you'll say they're stronger than dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975757
I want her to corner me in the break room but chicken out
>her at the christmas party when she sees me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975793
>top level human
I wouldn't say "top", but an average one should be on par with a high level adventurer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975786
They are probably weaker but more skilled than Minotaur. But you got to remember that Jinkos live in a continent that is in constant war, and said war is betwen high level monsters. Amazoness live in a more of a hunter tribe and therefore should be less experienced with actual combat, making then far weaker than any Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975793
You have to remember the history of the MGE world has basically known nonstop war against monsters for thousands of years, human factions probably have huge trained and equipped armies with military battlemage support and everything. Also I can't recall any examples of monsters outright conquering territory with military strength instead of "cheating" with demonic energy corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975803
>Jinko
>Lives in a land full of high level monsters and in almost constant state of fighting, guaranteeing they reach a high level of at least 60 or even 70
>Amazon
>Lives in remote area with a bunch of weak monsters and the occasional human soldier that's not even level 15 yet
>Probably not even level 30
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975801
If you just go with pure strength then that's probably the case indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975801
I'm thinking of real world levels of strength, I have no idea how strong humans can get with God's blessings which the chief god gives away like candy on halloween . But the average Joe with no blessing would have an incredible hard time dealing with a Minotaur unless he trained like crazy since early age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975731
>Amazons use should shotafication potions on their husbands
>They are now small enough to hide inside their massive shields
>Because they are higher in ATK than DEF, the shields rarely get used and the husband stays safe
>If a girl needs motivation, they simply look down and see their husband’s cute, childish face, triggering both maternal and monsterous instincts to give them a jolt
>at night they pass out the antidote potions and give everyone an hour leisure before lights out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975820
You have blessings and magic to back you up, so becoming broken would take some time but it would be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975794
Dragons are not "most MGs" they are stronger than most MGs because most MGs are not warrior. Warriors MGs are stronger than non warrior MGs. That doesn't make them one of the strongest MGs, it just make them stronger than the majority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975788
Shoggoths are one of the few races where ignorance is truly bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975811
Well the setting stated that before the current Demon lord the world was in a constant shit of power. Monster killed humans until the brink of destruction, then the Gods would elect a hero and give a bunch a of blessings making monsters retreat and making their numbers very small. Once humanity recovered and their number increased to a "dangerous" size the god would take away their help and a demon lord would be born again, making the monster stronger. Monster would kill the humans in large number and the circle would repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975803
Jinkos originate in the Mist, but are not Mist exclusive MGs meaning not all of them live or lived there. I still consider Jinkos among the strongest warrior MGs and stronger than most MGs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975743
Hellhounds are the ideal wives

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk of blessings and magic to be strong
>When you can train to be one of the world's strongest warriors through grit and determination alone
Get good, you defeatists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975837
Nice Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975826
Yeah I agree. You gotta put in the work tho, i bet most people wouldn't have the mental strength to do it but it's totally possible to do with enough training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975833
I bet if you searched really hard you would find a weaker Jinko born from traveler couple. Not sure why you would want to tho, the stronger the waifu the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975838
>Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975840
Getting good and strong would be quite the grinding hell, but there are ways to raise your potentials sky high.
My plan would be training through the order, getting Ares' blessing and then becoming an incubus through poisoned food.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you want a warrior girl when you can get a cute and loyal wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975849
Wouldn't most Jinkos be born from traveller couples? I doubt most Jinkos have warrior fathers, considering that (thank God) Jinkos are not among the warrior MGs that only marry male warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975876
I'm a powerslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975878
Well thinking that most humans in the mist continent are warriors fight in a Sengoku Jidai like war in "china" I think most Jinkos would be born from warrior fathers. Bu unless you went to the mist continent you probably wouldn't meet them. Remember that their species is locate in the mist continent even if a few move to other places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17973934
>Legacy of Kain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNWSDvDqm9g

I don't know who you are, or where you are from but from now on you are my negro. My brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975876
Because I want an armstrong like battle with one that ends in wrestle sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975870
I would make use of the knowledge we already have from our world to get good. Learn apparently useless magic like manipulating very small thing. Then use it to access the power held within my atoms and turn it into magic power. Then get a lot of Salamander pussies wet by attacking them with literal nuclear punches and kicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975896
The Jinko profile doesn't make any particular mention to the Mist Continent (only the author notes) so I assume they are right now spread over the world enough that they can reliably be found anywhere. You would still see a higher than usual concentration of Jinkos in the mist though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975904
I'd just learn some spells here and there, nothing too fancy other than going deep on the electric stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975581
Cursed Sword variants are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975938
I like the designs shame the game is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975944
Would you terrorize the streets of a large city, with a sentient jack knife, with a cockney accent, at your side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975950
I would ratter have one with tree stripes and a Slav accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17974366
Penywise did a story about one once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975904
Wouldnt that be considered cheating by the Salamander and fail to get them wet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975957
How about a rapier with a French accent, set on making you the best duelist in the world?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3-2sZSOGY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975944
Wait, people actually care about the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975967
I did once, just like I trusted people once. Never AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975977
What’s wrong with it besides general autism? The community?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975938
>tfw no Cursed Katana wife who speaks in loud, angry Japanese 90% of the time and soft, quiet Engrish when calmed by her husband's presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975966
makes me wonder if what determines the appearance/personality of the cursed sword is where it's "manufactured" or where the "victim" comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975967
what game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975984
NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
General drama in the background, developers being dicks
Game keeps getting stalled, either because of actual problems or because of jewing.
And a bunch of other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976002
>NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
>General drama in the background, developers being dicks
Christ.
>Game keeps getting stalled, either because of actual problems or because of jewing.
Just take a look at the devs last names to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976002
>NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
Why? I mean that can't be an actual objective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976002
>NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
Shiggydigy got into video game developing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976002
>NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
God, why does this keep happening to MG games? I don't get it. Its the same shit that happened with Monster Girl Island with the Shark Girl going from muscled Minotaur-like warrior girl that wants to rape your brains out as you helplessly try to escape to a 360° flip to a Salamander-like warrior that will only marry a strong warrior and cuck you with a Dragon boy if you refuse to become a warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976006
>Why? I mean that can't be an actual objective
yes it is I might be wrong on the number tho, I stopped following anything related to the game a while ago, but the quest definitely this.
As to why only God knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975944
game?

[Anonymous No.]

Oolala~ You're rather feisty today, Husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976015
>Implying any game dev has integrity in CURRENT YEAR
It happens because people see money and drop all standards to get more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976028
Anon I want to ask how making someone jack off dogs in a game makes them more money but I suppose I don't want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

There has to be a Lilim or Mamono Lord placed curse, to stop there being good appealing MG waifu games so that anons will not fall in love for MGs from other settings for the day when portal opens. There is simply no other explanation for all MG games failing this spectacularly bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976025
/tg/ brainchild turned internet startup turned shitshow and subsequent sinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976015
>Shark Girl going from muscled Minotaur-like warrior girl that wants to rape your brains out as you helplessly try to escape to a 360° flip to a Salamander-like warrior that will only marry a strong warrior and
I dont know what monstergirl island is but that seems like an improvement to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976039
I think it's just the fate of 4chan projects. Except Katawa Shoujo, but we all started hating that because people we didn't like liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976033
Because sick fucks out there are willing to pay their entire life savings to get more of their fetish. By that I mean literal human trash who enjoy pedophilia, bestiality, blood play, and so on. They're just as bad as furries when it comes to shoehorning their shit into games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976041
so towergirls got turned into an actual game or am I misreading the conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976041
>sinking
They are still making 6000+ a month you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976039
they need to goddamn hurry up, its cold and i need to be covered in mofu to stay warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976015
>>17976044
Monstergirl Island has a monsterboy, and I can recall its dev being cunty to people complaining it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976055
>promises no yaoi
>"bro it's okay, it's technically not yaoi"
ever tim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976015
if you haven't learned by now from following game devs
is stuff changes during production for various reasons, it just happens,I feel its unrealistically optimistic to expect it not to.
that's why I personally I tend to stay away from that stuff until they put out a final finished product and keep my expectations tempered.

[Anonymous No.]

[blog]After what I have experienced today, I am now ready to leave human girls behind. I had hope. I really did. I won’t be needing it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976055
you mean the trap?reminds me of rukia from bleach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976028
But see, that makes absolutely no sense. Why change the game to make it different when it got popular being exactly what it is? It makes no sense. Would adding a trap and monster boy to MGI really add that many more donors? Would turning the Shark Girl from a Minotaur-like warrior MG into a girl with standards that cucks you if you don't meet them, add him that many donors? Logic dicates that if you change what made a game popular in the first place, you will only lose money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976041
Considering the target audience on /tg/ for stuff like Towergirls is a mix of /d/ and tumblr, it should be a surprise to nobody that it turned out to be a massive shitshow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976055
This is why I stick to MGE. At least the fags get turned into women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976044
>Improvement
>NTR
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976075
Tell me more about Towergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976079
ooooh thats what was pissing you off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976079
Notice where he stopped quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976072
As I said above, the faggots who like NTR, Bestiality, and Traps have almost unlimited coffers that rival furries. If anything, pulling this sort of shit increases how much patreon money they get.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a dev friend that works in high tech and was considering making a game of MGE to get sheckels. And he was like "Hey pal, tell me everything about those MGs you love"
>Tell him
>Finds it creepy for being too much of a male fantasy
I guess this is what happens with lots of devs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976090
what if there was a turn off ntr option like monmusu quest has a turn off vore option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976093
How did you explain it to him? Because I'm sure there are many angles to talk about MGE from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976093
>>Finds it creepy for being too much of a male fantasy
>I guess this is what happens with lots of devs.
its all about how you present things anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976094
Just knowing that it's there can kill people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976093
>making a game of MGE
>to get shekels
Just as well, would have pirated it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976093
Did you mention it was a porn game?
>Pitch porn game
>"Eww, male fantasy"
just seems weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976090
maybe I don't understand cause I never followed this game development
but that just sounds like harvest moon does which seems pretty innocuous to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976097
I'd wager part of it is the demographic that usually works in game design. They tend to be turbo white knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976094
You could be "perfect" and avoid getting NTRed but the fact that it takes that for "loyalty" ruins the heroine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976096
Basically he snapped when I told him MGs cant biologically cheat on you, but that it is still possible for a husband to cheat on them. I can see where he was coming from, but I didn't felt like lying to him and tell him that the "its impossible to cheat" rule MGE MGs have is mutual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976116
I mean
anon
its a game

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976117
>it is still possible for a husband to cheat on them
But that’s wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976117
>MGs cant biologically cheat on you, but that it is still possible for a husband to cheat on them
I'm pretty sure this is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976117
>men can cheat
it's pretty ambiguous because of Eros seeing how she punishes those who "violate love." But if his problem is the innability to cheat that MGs have than he must be a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976126
It isn't. I mean, I am completely against cheating on your waifu, but the fact remains that unlike MGs, husbands are not changed so that it is impossible to cheat on your wife. At least not until they are Incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976132
Eros could curse your ass tho. You would be unloved for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976127
No, you can fuck other girls no problem and all that happens is they get added to your harem.
Also, apparently eros only curses her followers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976143
>>17976143
>be unloved for eternity.
does she have to do that?
I mean you know how if your mother caught you smoking she made you smoke the entire carton as punishment?
maybe she could do something like that by locking the guy in the lamia pit for a couple weeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976113
Pretty sure that is just a recent thing in most industries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976055
>Says that there isn't going to be gay stuff in it
>Put gay stuff in it
>Be a cunt and trow a hissyfit when people call you out on your bullshit
Why must creators become such cunt?
I remember the days when Fenox wasn't a plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976093
>have a dev friend that works in high tech
Is he also Californian? That'd be icing on the shit cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976079
so its the fact that you have a rival that offends you
not the personality change
or is it both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976131
His problem was mainly that MGs have that inability but that husband don't. He was already creepied out by MGs being so sexual or that its nigh impossible for them to reject, but that double standard about them being unable to cheat but that you can, is what made him snap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976117
>Basically he snapped when I told him MGs cant biologically cheat on you
You really were trying to drive him off by dropping an otherwise minuscule detail without even a hint of subtlety, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976120
I know but these kinds of games are usually escapades from the real world. The fact that cheating can occur usually ruins that.
Many of us have been cheated on before, and anything that reminds me, personally, of that ruins it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976151
>punish guy who cheated by making him fuck a bunch of girls he doesn't know
You do realize Eros is the goddess of romantic love, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976154
Seattle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976163
Close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976161
as someone who has fapped 11 times in one day I can tel youl, there comes a point when it does become a punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976159
Not suddenly, We were discussing the general characteristics and personalities of MGs and I basically told him that he could not treat him like a normal dating sim because MGs had some characteristics very different from human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976158
No offense to your friend but he sound like a prick.
>How dare other people want to not be rejected? it's fucking creepy.
But yeah you need to explain to him how the setting work before drooping the rules like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976158
Sounds like the kind of guy who populate western game development these days, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976172
>very different
>not "better in every way"

fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976155
Both. I mean, I had no trouble if he wanted to add a monster girl like the Salamander that wants you to get good. But not doing it to the girl what was the complete opposite of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976093
>>17976163
>seattle
>game dev/tech industry
No surprises there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976177
>better in every way
Not in one way.
Actually existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976177
If I told him they were outright "better" he might had likely snapped further and get even more creepied out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976158
>snap

Sounds like he needs to chill out from SJWing too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976185
>nothing of value was lost

>>17976181
no u

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976158
He was expecting that monstergirls could act like regular people, and make their own choices. But this is a porn fantasy, not a game setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976175
I think I should had just linked him to the Vol. 1 MG behavior text and then slowly guide him. But I think we would had eventually ran into these problems. You might be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976195
But if you hug her she will rape you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976197
It could still be a game though. But it would require someone very dedicated to the setting. But it could be made challenging, for example perhaps you want to date a Jinko but it is not mating season and you are too shy to outright propose her, so you have to go through a journey to create catnip. Stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976158
Was it that MGs have the inability, or that Husbands don't have that same inability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976198

Sounds like he would have been put off sooner or later. Imagine his reaction if he ever got to the loli parts.

Just find a fellow weeb who's already familiar with anime culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976063

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976197
MGs are not regular, though. That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976195
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976212
It was a shitty situation in the most literal of interpretations

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976211
I had pretty much already given up on the idea that if we went through with making the game there would be no lolis or if they were they would be legal lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976221
>She literally shat on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976209
That husbands don't have the same inability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976211
The lolis are "fine" what about fairies that would fuck with some minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976230
Close, but not quite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976231
You know I can understand that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976221
Tell us a story, Shitanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976237
Someone else shat on you and she got hot off of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976195
I bet young monster girls would crawl all over tall Anons while repeating "husband, husband, husband."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976234
Strangely, I’m more okay with fairys than lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976238
Me too, but again I didn't felt like lying to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW Gargoyles get stories and shit but Chimera are left in the fucking dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976234
I think he would had been more okay with faires rather than lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976246
It's the stretching that gets to me. plsu they look like tiny lolis, those two combined makes them enter my nono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976250
I'd doodle one but I'm doodling a dude's waifu in a wedding dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976226
how about you do it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975306
>Would still kiss.
That thing would literally skull fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976269
What IS this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976262
I have near zero programming abilities and below zero art skills. If we had gone ahead he would had done the programming and I would had been the one in charge to ensure that the MGs were loyal to the MGE lore and what the MG community likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975900
>>17975885
You just need to train your wan to do so. Her hard work will overpass those lazy dragon in a heart beat, specially if the reward is YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976063
I know I'm expected to say mean things to you but I won't
I hope things get better for you .

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976214
Ushis sure grow up fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976240
>>17976241
She was a friend I wasn’t interested in, but thought of as an example that not all girls are 3DPD. We carpool occasionally and today, when she showed up, she mentioned she shit herself earlier and apologized for the smell. It was horrendous. I ran into the store to buy her a change of clothes so I could make it home. She was definitely apologetic, but it she said she wasn’t cleaned up because she had to pick me up. I’d much rather her be late than show up in that state. How can anyone think this is ok? So much for that human reason and intellect I was holding out on.

I think I’m gonna go for a Hakutaku or a Gremlin or maybe an Anubis, considering I live in a desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976287
Nah, that's the Ochimusha. Literally infinite Saiyan-like potential where she becomes stronger and more attuned to your tastes the more she battles and the more you sex heal her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976293
Well that certainly wasn't what I was expecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976298
Undeads are just meh with how strong they can get and how they do it, they are way too boring. The best part of getting good is that fiery living passion to keep growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976298
Ochi's are very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976286
>I have near zero programming abilities
do you really need to know how to code much these days to make a game,
I was under the impression there were plenty of game making software out their in the market that streamlined the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976298
>anon doesn't belive hard working genky kobold.
>she trains lot harder than the ochimushas.
> she gets discouraged as the ochimushas get better results than her with half the training.
> she dosen't give up and trains 4 times as hard.
>Gets notice by God of strong, and blesses her because of her defection to strong.
>Finally gets better than all the other mg near anon
>Anon gives up and makes dautherus with her.
Hard work and the power of love conquers everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976250
WHo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976322
Kobolds are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976269
The fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976321
Completely agree, I mean more than half of then "western erotic games" are made with RPG maker. It dosen't "a notorious hacker know as 4chan" levels of skill to make an RPG maker game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976293
>>17976307
It's honestly worse than what I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976293
Well that's uhm... I actually had a much more cruel thing in mind so that's a plus I guess.
Bubbles slimes always smell amazing if they live in non polluted areas. just FYI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976322
Her tail wagging has enough power to move mountains.

On another note, captcha says local sally. I'd love to hang out with my neighbor salamander while she kept dragging me around to adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976335
>>17976278
Their second attempt at a human hybrid from what I can tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976338
having a competent writer and artist that work well together is the real thing needed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975743
That's a pretty nice way to strength train.

[Anonymous No.]

I love getting hyped up for a good fight
I want to become a great fighter to attract salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976308
Ochis have a lot of feiry passion for their aruji-dono anon. This is why they train everyday, and you get to fap while you look at her training, showing off how strong he is, toning up her body and seeing her abs flex and harden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976357
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976367
But they know their aruji-dono will never love a woman like her since they are so unladylike.What kind of master would want a woman much taller than them, muscular and with usless sacks of fat hanging off her chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976363
I consider myself a competent writer, or at the very least knowledgeable of the MGE lore the same way a judge knows law. My main obstacle I guess is laziness to get good at basic programming and having an artist do the MG art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976380
I would, I would lick her abs all over and over again. I would love to walk with her, cling my arm to her muscled arm and tell her I feel so safe with her, prompting her to pull me even closer and hug me tighter in a protective embrace as we walk down the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976308
>not wanting a loli Wight or Lich who's small and cute and not strong at all, and she later grows into a top-tier powerlevel monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976366
I like the idea of getting into punching brawls and sword fights with salamander.
I also like how skill means more to them than power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976367
Sure, but they can't do shit with it and end up looking too boring. Her master is going to soften up if she just keeps swinging her sword around in one wayand looking like a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976380
>tall
She is literally a former Zipangu (that means wapanese) woman, or at best a former Zipangu man which would still be shortie. She can get Jinko level all and above, but if she does it will be because he married a tall girls slut. At that point she won't have to worry because if she got that tall is because she is already sexing up her Aruji-Dono on a regular basis and likely knows she got that tall because it is what he likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976383
Im not an expert programmer but I know enough to form classes/object,
im not a cs major though, so the more esoteric stuff is out of my jurisdiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976371
>male: brain fuck crossdressing guro mind control rape shotacon snuff
>female: brain fuck corruption guro impregnation insect insect girl mind control nakadashi pantyhose pregnant rape scat snuff transformation
It's shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976387
You're going to get her blood flowing again. Right up to her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976395
Yes they can, they get stronger with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Fashion shows must be a whole spectacle with the monsters girls around. Think in Victoria's secret shows for a reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976357
Oh this looks like a good read-
>Diaper
Oh no thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976371
You sure ?
It gets pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976401
But they get stronger in a boring way. Playing chess with a hakutaku would be more entertaining and boner inducing than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976398
>>17976404
>those tags, that image.
Nah I'm fine changed my mind than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976404
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976390
And how did you come to that conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976403
That was only one panel irc
Granted there's a lot of messed shit in regardless
And yet I couldn't look away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976357
>>17976404
The audacity of this blatant newshitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976415
They need a good fight, you don't need to beat them.

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>>17976418
>>>/d/
Also stop avatarfagging.

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>>17976419
nah he knows what hes doing its why hes been slowly posting the images even past the point they had anything to do with the thread

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>>17974904
>"Welcome back, glad you could join us again for Cuddles Against Cold"
>"Today we're going to learn about advanced cuddling you can use on a hot or cold day"
>Yeti falls asleep after 5 minutes of cuddling her co-host

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>>17976429
I wish that was me.

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>>17976421
That's not avatarfagging

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>>17976432
He's definitely shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976437
I didn't say that
I said it wasn't avatarfagging

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>>17976415
Anyone can fight and anyone can win a fight.
But say you get super strong, strong enough that you can make lilims whimper like abused dogs
you still wont get the salamander as even though you won, there is no fight.

No, salamanders live for the challenge, to fight them require you to get good, but not to the point where you shit on everything. Just get strong enough that the fight she has is nothing short of awesome. win or lose.
If that wasn't the case, then salamanders would just be lizardgirls with fire and aggression, and would have almost no right to even exist in MGE

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>>17976409
How is it boring? They get stronger, like every other MG, by training and fighting. The only difference is that they have an additional boost by getting the dick after a fight.

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>>17976418
Why are you being a cancerous faggot and wasting images on this garbage, fuck off and die retard.

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>>17976455
I would argue that if you are a good enough actor you could still be stronger than them and "struggle" in the fight in order to make their "fire burn."

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>>17976457
Only if they get hurt tho. IF not they get the same boost that DE gives all living mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>There is still almost no Cursed Sword content
Post em

[Anonymous No.]

who are the most Christmasy MGs?

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>>17976464
And that shows how they prefer skill and strategy.

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>>17976472
Everyting was already posted in the previous thread.

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>>17976455
Lizardgirls has no right to exist period desu
Dragons are better in everyway.
Name 1 thing lizardgirls got over dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976472
is this image a callout to what I think it is?

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>>17976478
salamander reminds me of kyoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976457
It's boring because they don't have that passion and life emanating from them. Their hype isn't even that big and being undeads their expressions are like that of a dead fish, just cuter.

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>>17976478
Relatively normal hands

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>>17976473
I want to leave my presents under the Christmas Dryad!

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>>17976472
Wait what happens to the host body if her husband wants to use the sword part?
Having your wife attached to you seems like it might making fighting difficult.

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>>17976493
The sword is the girl. It'd be like grabbing your maid by the ankle and swinging her around to clear cobwebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976489
>Big meaty Claws
>Not a definitive advantage

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>>17976478
They aren't as prideful. It's easier to make them go MERE. They are skilled in fighting instead of just being powerful.

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>>17976478
Easy to get and you can find them anywhere. They already come mered too and you won't get mocked or teased.

Dragons are the hard mode of wives.

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>>17976269
The fuck is this

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>>17976476
>There is this little Cursed Sword content
>>17976493
Pretty sure it's stated that Cursed Swords cannot take over a male unless they qualify to be an alp

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>>17975750
Don't dare call her heavy or she'll transform into her full dragon form on top of you.

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>>17976502
>t. shitter upset that BIG MEATY CLAWS can't even play an instrument

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>>17976498
Cursed sword are parasitic, what happens to the physical body the CS is attached to when someone else wants to use the sword part?

[Anonymous No.]

Having failed last month, here goes no-Dick-December

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976509
Big Meaty Claws are for holding you tight and never letting go.

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>>17976511
Nigga read the profile.

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>>17976512
You tried to castrate yourself?

For real tho, I didn't see any benefits in no fap, if anything giving yourself real life goals in order to fap does a way better job in making you a "better person".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976509
>"What'd you say punk?"
>"I'll have you know these claws aren't just for attracting mates!"

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>>17976478
Nothing really, they only have disadvantadges. They are weaker and picky. The only thing they have over Dragons is a presumably /fit/ body and the warrior girl fetish. But you can get that from every other warrior MG with the added benefit that they are not picky. If you want a warrior lizard MG you can just go for a warrior Dragon, same thing but stronger and without being choosy.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17976509
>Not playing HUGE Instruments instead.
It's like you don't even want a heavy metal dragon bend.

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>>17976506
Stop posting off-topic shit newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

I JUST WANT MORE CONTENT OF MY WAIFU DAMNIT

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>>17976528
>Dragon not being pick.
You know that you need to prove yourself stronger than than in order to not be treated as "part of her treasure" right? If anything it's easier to "tame a lizard seeing how they are considerably weaker.

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>>17976528
I guess some people wouldn't be able to deal with the haughtiness of a dragon and finding/beating one can be too hard to imagine for them.

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>>17976536
*band
Fuck me, its getting late and I need some sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

tsundragon

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>>17976542
Cursed katana fags are quickly becoming some of the most annoying -fags around. Are you doing this on purpose to make the real CSfags unpopular?

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>>17976431
It can be you if you buy her cuddling video tapes for $19.99 plus shipping and handling

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>>17976566
That isn't a katana you fucking retard

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>>17976503
>They aren't as prideful.
They wont even look at you unless you can fight them, defeat them or submit to a hardcore training. With Dragons you only have to propose them.

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>>17976536
Why would you want a heavy metal band made of nothing but drummers?

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>>17976572
Why are you trying to make cursed katanas fags look bad my dude?

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>>17976521
You're not understanding the question.
How does a husband wield his cursed swords sword part if the human parts in the way?
Does he have to grab her by the ankle and swing her around while she swings the sword?

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>>17976504
>Easy to get
>Must defeat or fight competently against a being with superior strenght literally born for combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976579
Sorry, I'm just a bit ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID that my waifu has no content

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976590
>>17976557
>>17976546
So lizards are inferior dragons for weakfags?

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>>17976578
>Giant electric guitars
>Giant bass
>Voice powered by the power of fire.
I don't see a problem anon. No need to only have drummers.

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>>17976546
You are still her husband and she still loves you. Besides I prefer her dom rather than sub. So if anything that is a plus.

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>>17976596
Basically, there's a reason why when a dragon is defeated she becomes a "female lizard"

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>>17976594
So commission art instead of being a little bitch.

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>>17976590
They are easy to get compared to dragons. If you are searching for a great lizard you'll come across all types of shit and you'll have to be good enough to survive everything.

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>>17976557
But you dont have to defeat a Dragon to waifu her. You only must defeat her if you want to make her sub.

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>>17976612
If I had the money I would, but sadly i'm a poorfag

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>>17976594
Be the change you want to see in the world anon. Look at Gazerfag or KDF, they make that shit happen instead of whining.

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>>17976596
Im a weakfag and I prefer Dragons over Lizards, I also find it easier to imagine myself married to a Dragon than a Lizard.

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>>17976620
>You only must defeat her if you want to make her sub.
You don't need to defeat her for that either.

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>>17976626
You know what? I'm gonna look for some drawfags

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>>17976622

so write something and put it on pastebin or doodle something.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe its the fact I just like salamanders?
or the fact I want to be the warrior guy and get strong to fight her?
Salamanders are there for people who WANT to fight. and I'm a guy that loves to fight, so it fits my bill quite nicely.

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>>17976629
The profile says you need to prove yourself stronger than her. you could take that as you will the same way I could take the defeat in combat part in the lizardman profile as beating her in chess.

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>>17976506
>all this obvious new blood shitposting with offtopic images
Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's an "Argument about fighting subing/doming reptilian monster girl" thread
I want to go back to the Manticore threads, they were better than this tired topic.

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>>17976627
Dragons are great for weak people too with how pretective and caring they are. They are good for all three sides, sub, switch and dom.

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>>17976646
Nah, just a legitimately autistic person drugged up on cold medicine. This cold fucking sucks,
okay?

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>>17976663
Imagedumping isn't making you look any better, especially when it's obvious that you're the one that made this thread.

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>>17976663
Fuck off retard.

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>>17976651
>Wanting to talk about who wont ever show she cares for you, and wiil always shower you with contempt Instead of best girl Dragon .
I bet you like nachos as well, right low self-stem anon?

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>>17976666
>>17976667
Sorry for being a faggot

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>>17976651
Manticore are even worse because they make you their drug addict bitch.
Why not talk about Umi Osho who literally live to be bullied, hearing their voice alone is enough to make you want to give them wedgies and push them on their back.

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>>17976672
Its ok as long as you don't approach me after you alp. Also just delete the image

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>>17976672
I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt when you recognized your fuckup of making this thread, but you're just really continuing to be a fucking retard.

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>>17976616
This is MGE and Dragons are considered apocalyptic events in medieval setting, so likely their dens are even mapped out and why Dragon Slayers find them. The worst thing you will likely find in your way are other MGs, who will ignore you if your heart is set on the Dragon and might even help you to get there. Once you are at her presence you have your waifu. With Lizards its irrelevant how many you can find if you are not an elite fighter. Dragons are only harder than Lizards if you want to make them sub, maybe not even that considering the Raging Mushroom.

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>>17976672
Just stop posting.

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>>17976690
>who will ignore you if your heart is set on the Dragon and might even help you to get there
I love how monster girls can't even rape sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you guys need to actually get some dam anti-depressants in your system.

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>>17976676
All monsters are addicts for semen. It seems fair enough.

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>>17976703
>>17976703
>anti-depressants
you mean yeti hugs?

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>>17976690
She might not accept you as stronger if you use the mushroom since it wouldn't be your real strength. BUt more importatly if evry anona over here wanted a dragon actual ones not wurms or wyverns,
neither ryus etc there wouldn't be enough dragons to go around. But you could have an harem of lizardman for everyone her no problem.

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>>17976701
>Why doesn't this guy looking for a specific waifu get raped by some other monster on the way there
I mean, if you want it to happen it'll happen, just as if you don't want it to happen it'll not happen.

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>>17976706
No, I mean something IRL that would make people happier.
It can become a downer reading this thread sometimes.

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>>17976697
>>17976685
Yeah, this was a fucking horrible idea. Autism and a cold do not mix well

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>>17976722
Only if you follow Eros and have her "guide" you or some shit, unless you have the "smell" of a mg on you, you will be raped no questions.

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>>17976722
I just find it funny that if you were walking around loking for a certain monster and saw an unsealed ushi in heat she'd just let you hop onto her back and ride away to find the girl you love.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to pay attention to her stories or she'll not hug you at night.

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>>17976737
I really doubt anything like that would happen, unless you or her were already married.

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>>17976727
like making waifus real?
thats going to require robots, ive seen what vr has to offer and im not impressed so robots.
speaking off If I had a lot of money I'd probably fund a monstergirl realdoll, just to see if it could be done.

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>>17976735
KC confirmed that if you truly 100% wanted to find your waifu if she was a rare and difficult race like a demon or a hellhound, you'd find her. On the other hand he said nothing about the difficulty getting there, so there are people who take it as the race in question just showing up out of the blue and jumping into their arms.

>>17976737
It's funnier that out of nowhere walking around you'd end up coming across a ushi in heat of all things, since that'd be even more unlikely than finding a dragon as you're actually looking for the latter.

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>>17976739
Silly fool, titanias can't not hug their cute outous when they go to bed. It's mandatory in the Fairy Code, punishable by being forced to skip seconds on dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here have some fic recommendations

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>>17976742
it's still at least 50 years away from anything realistic enough for my tastes. Will probably be dead by them, and if not, them I would be too poor to afford it anyway. I'll just wait until the portals open or I die and get reincarnated over there. Chances are better for m e that way.

[Anonymous No.]

could you just ride them for thrilling fun?

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>>17976758
What are you looking for in terms of genre and atmosphere?

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>>17976743
I was exaggerating, but things like finding a pack of werewolves could happen.

>>17976752
You'd find her, but that doesn't stop monsters from raping you.

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>>17976642
You can do that with Raging Mushrooms. With Lizards there is no way out, not even Raging Mushrooms will work because they wont be interested in you if you cant fight. There is honestly no area in which Dragons are harder than Lizards.

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>>17976767
Dragons are harder to impregnate.

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>>17976764
Anything is fine, as long as it isn't complete shit. Just trying to do something because I went full retard with my posts and decided that it's best I don't post for a little bit

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>>17976752
Oh I'm aware, I just think that you would be ferociously raped until you find her if you go straddling like a fool unprepared to run away at a moments notice. Remember you are not claimed, since you are not set on a individual, you just have a preference in MG that somehow "attracts" them to you.

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>>17976771
The couple that successfully obtained a daughteru must had done it dozens of times over decades.

Then again they have all the time in the world.

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>>17976765
>but that doesn't stop monsters from raping you
That'd rest entirely on the monsters out to rape you and able to do so showing up. The idea that the monsters will coincidentally not show up sounds dumb at first, but this discussion is based on the opposite and specifically throwing monsters willing and able to rape you on your path.

If you're writing a story of a guy seeking out a dragon, you're not gonna prematurely end it by a random ushi that showed up out of nowhere and dragged him into her lair. That is, unless you want the story to end that way, at which point we're back to square 1 where KC said that if the person really wants it it'll happen, and you didn't really want to write the guy ending up with the dragon that much if you ended it that way. I'd sooner imagine the MGE setting working the same way, with the guy's desires deciding things.

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>>17976717
I believe if anons make it to MGE each will go to a different parallel MGE world, so there will be no shortage problem.

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>>17976758
As far as recent stuff is concerned.
Frost has done a thing
Losenis has that new thing he's working on that's gearing up to be good
Beast is still going.
Punaldin has a new thing out.
There's a few new guys on the wordpress that did okay stuff.

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>>17976752
Where was it said Hellhounds are rare?

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>>17976758
>fic

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>>17976803
My bad then, but point stands.

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Again, that depends on the dragon if she has a loose way of measuring your strengthen then yeah you could. But the same applies to the lizardman.
Chess can be considered simulated combat involving troops. Arm wrestling could be considered a measured of strength. And a battle at ticktacktoe could be considere as a battle of wits and strategy involving an capturing enemy territories.
Or you could find someone who is more average in their "way of life" and you need to beat them in combat.

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>>17976803
I guess they're not that common near Order cities. But you'll find lots of them in demon realms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976810
>>17976767

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>>17976810
Just challenge to a Pokemon Battle then

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>>17976793
If MGE really was controlled by desires then rape wouldn't really exist. Like >>17976783 said, the guy would end up encontering other monster girls on his journey and he would get raped because that's what monsters do. Sure, they can help him out later and they might not marry him, but it would still happen if he was carefree and unable to protect himself.

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>>17976795
that would't be very fun tho, i want to go to the "real" MGE and I think a lot of people do too. But that was an what if scenarios, i know there are a bunch of guys here who hate or don't care for dragons.

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>>17976799
>Beast is still going.
You say that like thats a good thing.

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>>17976790
They might be extra lucky and pop out one pretty quick. I wonder if the strength of the SE effects the rate of pregnancy.

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>>17976826
>If MGE really was controlled by desires
I don't know what to tell you, it's all based on what KC said about something you truly want happening. If the guy really 100% wanted it, it'll happen. It also extends to what he 100% doesn't want to happen, like getting raped if he wants to save himself for his waifu, or to a more extreme extent ending up on the receiving end of a matango apocalypse out of nowhere. And just as disclaimer, that 100% means unnegotiable, not "I'd be bummed out if but I suppose I'll have to accept it if it didn't go my way".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976849
>Kid wanted to become an astrounaut
>And so he became one at the age of 7
It's such a stupid way of doing things, but then again this is supposed to be just a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976703
Drugs are bad mkay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976861
>A man who wishes to fly flap his arms hard.
>He flies away.

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>>17976861
>>And so he became one at the age of 7
If you immediately jump into the stupidest interpretation you can come up with, you're gonna get exactly that.

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>>17976849
I think what he meant is that desires influence the world. My interpretation is that the Gods help you get what you want if you aren't a freaking homicidal maniac. So if a guy really wants a wife to love and cherish eros would help him find one, if a guy wanted to be lazy for the rest of his life then the fallen god would help him with that.
But you might be right, that's just hypothesis until the portal open. They won't, I will die sad and alone after living a life I didn't want to live just because I'm too scare to end it all.

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>>17976861
To be fair, In MGE land gremlins would probably make spaceships given enough time and sex

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>>17976862
Not if they keep the demon inside.

[Anonymous No.]

Amazon is recommending me a manga about a 37 year old virgin man who dies and gets reincarnated as a blob slime able to turn into a cute girl.
I'm not sure what's the meaning behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976874
name of manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976874
What is the manga? Gonna see if it's at least redeemable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976771
Thats an advantadge. Every time Im given a reason to like Lizards over Dragons, I just end up liking Dragons even more.

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>>17976867
It's the world bending power of the 100%. It can even create a harem of unicorns or impregnate a monster girl with the first creampie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976874
>buy one daki of rem from re zero
>amazon now keeps putting loli dakkis on my recommended list

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976877
>>17976879
Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976871
How does that link to 7 year olds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976874
I hate isekai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976880
then go away aand ust let the guys who like lizards like lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976886
>based on web novel
enthusiasm dropping

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>>17976881
>Person 100% wants something
>So he won't do anything about it and wait until it magically happens
>He won't put in the effort
>He won't train himself
>He won't search day and night for the location of a dragon lair
>He won't plan for the routes to avoid rapist monsters
>He won't plan for the supplies needed to get there
>He'll just wait until the dragon magically flies over and jumps on his dick for zero reason
The matter of difficulty was not even once mentioned, and if a person 100% wants something he won't give a shit about it being difficult. You're just straight up shitposting now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976884
>rem
You have quality tastes my compadre. I love her hair style. Based one of my mice off of her

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>>17976826
Normal people in MGE dont have a MG waifu and as a matter of fact most just want to avoid MGs entirely. Given "not wanting anything to do with MGs" is not considered a valid desire, it doesnt bends reality the same way "I want this particular MG to rape me" would.

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>>17976828
True, but if you have to choose between that and not getting your waifu, anons will choose that. Besides all those parallel MG worlds could be the "real" MGE, as we are talking about exactly identical worlds where the only difference is that you are there rather than other anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976879
>rimuru
>girl

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>>17976910
I like male tsunderes in stories though,
kind of why I didn't bother with 12 beast when that character trait was dropped from the pilot chapter to the serialized manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976892
>Kid really wants to be astronaut
>so gremlin makes spaceship
simple logic, dispite this talk stemming from the concept of some "Omnipotent genie of desire"

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>>17976906
>The matter of difficulty was not even once mentioned
Read my first post. I said that training and finding a lizard girl would be easier than doing all that to find a dragon. If the 100% thing was just there he could just walk out and ride an oni's shoulder up the mountain to the dragon's lair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976920
maybey turn it into a monkeys paw
its a spaceship
that leads pandemonium

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976868
This question was raised a couple threads ago
How would MG deal/react to cereal killers like Jhin, that art guy from bioshock, or socipaths like akechi and adachi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976896
I'd enjoy an isekai about a social reject ending up in a monster girl medieval fantasy world, though he'd have to be powerless instead of the usual bullshit overpowered MC.

>>17976906
KC has a vision of how you'd meet each species he created.
Some just require you walking up to them, others require going on adventures and defeating many monster girls on the way.
He kind of nullifies his vision in tweets because he can't bring himself to give a disheartening answer to someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976861
The world bending power its only mentioned in regards to get your waifu. Not in regards to everything. So yes, if you really want it, it will happen. But only regarding getting the MG waifu you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976931
But what if waifu is on the moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976923
>I said that training and finding a lizard girl would be easier than doing all that to find a dragon
Then the guy didn't really want the dragon in the first place, which renders the entire argument null
>If the 100% thing was just there he could just walk out and ride an oni's shoulder up the mountain to the dragon's lair
If you want that to happen, it's on you, not me. Good luck trying to find an oni and somehow managing to make her do that, it'll surely take years of effort to convince her, let alone finding one if you're in a place they don't generally live in. As long as you don't give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976925
If one could get to pandemonium without the need of a "fallen" monster, I would spend decades in the frozen time learning what I can, then come out with the skill to pleasure a girl in ways not even a hakutaku could imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976685
I really should just never post when I have a cold, always ends up with me acting like a fucking retard due to being drugged up on cold medicine. I promise not to be a massive faggot tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora's are the greatest cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976942
They they are.
Would give treats till she's the biggest, softest kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976930
Where was it said KC had a vision of how you would meet each girl? The only ones remotely pointing to that are the ones that need you beat them in combat or ones specified to live in hard to access places like Echidnas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976937
The original thing was about which was easier to get, a lizard or a dragon. A lizard being more common and mid tier while dragons are rare and the entire journey can be harsh.
If you say that the journey would have 0% danger just because you wanted her then I guess you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976925
I would be weird If the kid came back a changed by having "seen things"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976933
Obviously only in regards to waifus existing on the encyclopedia. If KC made a MG that lived on the moon, then yes, the desire power would work to get there if you wanted that MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976739
That is one smug fairy. She probably learned some fun games from dark mages, and is ready to play them with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976950
What if a echidna makes a dungeon no one can beat?
What if a lizardgirl becomes too strong to where no one can give her a challenge?
Are they destined to be alone forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976930
>KC has a vision of how you'd meet each species he created.
Wouldn't it go hand in hand with the 100% idea by pure virtue of the guy aiming to fulfill the requirements if he really wanted the monster in question? It's like wanting a mermaid waifu but not wanting to move out of your home region that happens to be a desert.

>>17976953
>If you say that the journey would have 0% danger just because you wanted her
If the guy really wanted her he'd have prepared for an obvious dangerous road, though. You don't go dueling the final boss with starting gear and level. And I suppose I fucked up big time by forgetting to mention I'm not the original anon, only starting from >>17976722 so it's entirely my fault there. Sorry.

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>>17976907
>Based one of my mice off of her
may order a sfw comission of her once I get confirmation that were getting a Christmas bonus this year if thats ok with you.

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>>17976930
There is only one isekai where I enjoyed the overpowered MC
and that;s mainly due to him not being the only broken thing around and shit is actually kind of interesting

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>>17976964
Listen here you little shit if you just think you can ask me if you can commission pictures of my wives well you can go ahead. Thanks for asking!

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>>17976473
>>17976490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A

>Most Christmasy MGs
Wendigo
Yeti
White Horn
Dryad (Carniferous type)
Ghost
Chochin-Obake (Christmas Past)
Satyros (Christmas Present)
Dullahan/Will-o'-the-Wisp (Christmas Yet To Be)
Elves

No-one knows from where the figure of Father Christmas originates, not even the Monster Lord. All that is known is based in speculation and local myth. Known to all as a sort of spirit of lower deity that brings good cheer in the cold of winter to all families,
human and monsters alike, He embodies all that is good in the season.

Often envisioned by the Order as a colossal bearded man wearing a wreathed crown and fine ermine robes, he brings gifts to the well-behaved children of men and monsters alike.
Due to this wanton, lackadaisical approach,
he is often speculated to be an avatar of Bacchus.

Mis-behaved children, especially young human men and boys open themselves to the ravenous appetite of the Krampus, however.
Another spirit who travels with Father Christmas.

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>>17976965
I swear to jesus if you say it's sword art online or moosesaga I'm going to stab you.

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>>17976473
I can think of an individual.

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>>17976965
Apollo Gauntlet?

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>>17976963
>You don't go dueling the final boss with starting gear and level.
That's right. And the thing I was talking about is what is easier? Grinding from early-mid game stuff and fighting a normal monster or grinding from beginning to end game, fighting and escaping many monsters along the way?

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>>17976942
>You will never spend a few nights at Barmaid Kiki's Tavern during your travels.

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>>17976977
The tail really sells it. That and the finger on the face, but that's my personal weakness.

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>>17976964
>>17976971
>commissioning other people's waifu's
Not to be that guy or anything but that sounds a little weird. Unless it's like a group waifu pic, that's ok.

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>>17976984
Love can't be stopped.

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>>17976984
So what you're saying is having an affair with a married woman is wrong, but an orgy is fine?

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>>17976977
>TFW no qt Lilim waifu

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>>17976984
He asked nicely and it seems like he doesn't plan on having futa ntr giantess porn drawn of them or anything, so i don't mind. Besides, i wanted my mice to look/be as appealing as possible to me and it's only natural that other people with similar tastes might like how they look too.

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>>17976953
I still consider finding a Dragon easier, than training enough to go from weakfag to be able to defeat or fight a superior girl, biologically designed for fighting that has been training her entire life.

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>>17976984
It's a cartoon, it doesn't belong to anyone.

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>>17976980
It would be fantastic.
I would need to comment on how well built she is....
I mean, how well built her establishment is.

It's very... supportive

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>>17976976
>>17976978
Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu
It's not everyone's cup of tea but I like it

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>>17976996
You do know that lizard girls are mid tier, right?

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>>17976950
For most species he always includes a line such as:
>Once they’ve spotted prey, they use their sticky body to wrap around a man and initiate sexual intercourse,
> a man being targeted will already be seized in their embrace by the time he comes back to his senses
>Whenever they find a human man, they use charm spells, their gorgeous bodies, and various means to seduce him
>When a man panics and twists his body in an attempt to get away, he'll slip even more, pressing against and knocking down their soft body.

That's what I call his vision. He doesn't seem to care if you stray away from it, sometimes he even seem to encourage it.

>>17976963
>It's like wanting a mermaid waifu but not wanting to move out of your home region that happens to be a desert.
Although that's an extreme example it reminds me of a lot of selfish desires I've seen that seem to disregard the monster girl's well-being

I think it comes down to how immersive you want your fantasy to be. When the encyclopedias set the ground rules you're bound to follow them more closely to not break immersion.
If an Anon doesn't care about that then there is no reason for him not to get his perfect Dragon waifu delivered to him.

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>>17976979
The second one is easier. You see anon, the problem is that scenario 1 actually requires you to fight while scenario 2 doesnt. For scenario 2 there are many avenues. You only have to appear before the Dragon, you dont have to fight the Dragon. You can be level 0 and even if its hard, walk to her den rape after rape, after rape. You can learn stealth spells. Or master teleportation magic. Or follow a Hakutaku's instructions on how to build a device to attract far away dragons. Or get a Ratatosk write in her column an ad for you seeking a Dragon waifu. Yes, some of these methods might be hard, some might not work. But there is still leeway. With a Lizard Girl you have no choice, there HAS to be a fight, you HAVE to be strong. There is no way around it.

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>>17977009
Can you stop displaying your newfaggotry and fuck off? How many times does KC need to confirm for you artists that monsters won't rape you if you absolutely don't want them to, and literally every monster will not turn down a proposal, unless they're single. The only sort of exception is unicorns and the existence of the bicorn annulls that too. We are not having this fucking discussion again. MGE is a hugbox, you get what you want. It'd be a pretty shitty setting if you didn't

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>>17977003
Not him, but even the weakest slime might as well be the endgame boss with the way some people act

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>>17976989
See you say that now, but Ilassa would have you so blue balled you wouldn't know if it were two cobalt mineral orbs between your legs or actual testes.

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>>17977003
They are still way strong than the average human. Normal vanilla Succubus are already stronger than normal humans in the same degree men are stronger than women. Lizards are even stronger, not only that, they have been training in combat all their life, not only that, theie body is actually designed to fight, it is natural to them. Even if I trained all my life I dont see myself going from weakfag to beating Mayweather. Average Lizard Girl >>>>> Mayweather.

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>>17977030
>tfw no lilim waifu to insert individual lilim's gimmick here with

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>>17977030
計画通り

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I fucking hate salamanderfags for the shitstorms they're always having. We get it, you're a pathetic sub, stop projecting your own inadequacies onto a fucking fantasy setting.

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>>17977026
>That's what I call his vision. He doesn't seem to care if you stray away from it, sometimes he even seem to encourage it.
>If an Anon doesn't care about that then there is no reason for him not to get his perfect Dragon waifu delivered to him.

I don't know why you get so worked up when I pretty much agree with you.
I'm just trying to point out that if you were to only consider the books MGE would have a set of rules however flexible they may be.

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>>17976989
>I would want to rule a city or state with a lilim wife

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I want a comfy hellhound that uses me for snuggling when I/she get back from work.

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>>17977028
I mean, slimes are pretty durable. I could see an overconfident adventurer underestimating their physical defense. By that time they've oozed their way up their sword arm and into their clothes.

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>>17977051
Oh fuck me that's the wrong post I replied to. I meant the other guy.

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>>17977048
It's annoying as fuck, but I wont let those assholes ruin salamanders for me.

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>>17977048
Wouldnt those be the Antisalamanderfags?

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>>17977093
Might as well be the new fuckin meme term

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>>17977022
And that's what makes it easy. All you have to do is prepare yourself and fight her and the others would require way more time and/or preparation involving other people.

>>17977038
I guess >>17977028 is right. If you see them as being gods then travelling the world in search for a dragon is easier.

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Nothing could be quite as comfy as the tired, but satisfied, nya-ha-ha of a cuddle-cat.

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>>17976942
Imagine that she keeps you underneath her long skirt during a shift, making her eat her out behind the bar, out of sight of the customers.

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>>17977113
Having those thick thighs on your head would be heavenly.

Would get her to shudder through my effort

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>>17977111
Nah, it would be putting your head between the breasts of a hakutaku while reading comics/manga

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>>17977124
She'd need an awfully large bust for that.

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>>17976490
Needs more plants.

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>>17976762
yes

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>>17977127
>cries 'imself to sleep on 'is 'uge pilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqycJpRdVaY

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>>17977069
I would ask Selene for front row seats to her arena

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for Christmas Cake Mantises.
They're very good at going unnoticed.

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Do umi-osho get off on verbal abuse too?

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This Yeti needs a friend!

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>>17977152
I bet even getting into Selene's town is like that "How tough are ya?" spongebob meme.

Speaking of witch, It's mentioned that human VS human fights are a thing, why would a monster arena have that?

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>>17977185
I don't know but I'd snuggle the turtle.

>>17977191
Cute

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>>17977208
>snuggle
What a turn off.

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>>17977191
She needs a big hug

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>>17977207
Easy
It's so capable fighters gain the attention of monsters.
A spectating jinko could be watching the fight and say "Interesting..."

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>>17975835
My truest love is for Inaris, but sometimes I dream about a Hellhound keeping me safe. I'm at the point where I'd suicide if it was quick and painless. Holy shit she'd be pissed if she knew who was responsible for that.

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>>17977251
>tfw demonic waifu will never drag you out of hell and engage in tender loving and healing

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>>17977251
>spoiler
I know the pain anon. I want to stop the suffering and pain too anon.

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>>17977251
>>17977276
>Hellhound can tell you're having a bad day
>Picks you up effortlessly and drags you to bed
>You both strip
>She pulls you in close, your face resting against her soft chest fluff
>She strokes your head with her big paws and whispers sweet nothings into your ear

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>>17977251
I wish I had a cute cheshire to make me laugh, or a kikimora to pat my head, or an Anubis to call me a good boy, or a salamander to praise me for all my hard work.

I actually wrote a suicide note a few hours ago. I cried harder than I've ever cried before. I know how you feel, Anon. Keep your head up. I know it hurts, but do it for me. Alright?

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Ain't no rule that says demons can't be maids.

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>super rich but sheltered ojou-sama vampire dating lower class anon
>acts super elegant and classy
>trying to give him upscale and high quality gifts, such as designer clothing, fine art, high end entertainment tech
>will book entire resorts for the two of them when they go on vacation
>they go out to eat
>vampire proudly exclaims she knows the most elite restaurants in the world, will take him to any he wants
>anon just points to a local mom & pop burger diner
>vampire is shocked but goes with it because it's what anon wants
>ojou-sama has to prove she knows the way of the commoners
>to show her mettle, orders the "Big Ogre Burg"
>12lb of BEEF
>she greatly underestimated her opponent
>1/3rd of the way in, she has surrendered
>completely flustered and embarrassed
>anon holds her hand
>clearly proud of her for taking on such a challenge, even if she lost
>tells her he doesn't need gifts
>spending time with her is more than enough joy
>something awakens in vampire-chan
>the power of love reinvigorates her spirit
>she gets back up to take down the burg monstrosity
>with all her might, manages to down it
>she grins with such pride
>lets out a OHOHOHOHO laugh
>"Is that all the commoners have? This is nothing!"
>waitress comes by
>"congratulations on finishing round 1! Here's round 2 out of 5!"
>a 15lb beef burg lands in front of the vampire
>the vampire feels nothing but regret now

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>>17977299
Please don't go through with it anon. I know things are hard, but there's always a tomorrow and there's always other options to take and people who will listen. I lost a close friend to suicide just the other day and I've been absolutely lost since then. Please anon, please stay.

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>>17977217
Birb of Prey!

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>>17977309
Ain't no rule that says maids are restricted to specific species, either.

Something I try to encourage with that 'maids are olev' thing.

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>>17977109
If you take Dragonia in count, finding a Dragon waifu is easy as fuck.

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Reminder that maintenance is important

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>>17977276
>>17977297
>It's alright husband, you can relax now. You're safe.
>Shhhhh. That's a good boy.
>Let me just, stroke your hair softly while I hold you.
>Doesn't that feel nice? My claws running through your hair gently, while my other paw holds you close against me?
>Just lie still for me. Close your eyes, little one. It's time to relax.
>Press your head against my chest and listen to my heartbeat.
>That's it, sweetheart.
>I won't leave you. I'll hold you as long as it takes.

>>17977279
You deserve better, Anon. I'm truly sorry you feel that way.

>>17977299
>I wish I had a cute cheshire to make me laugh, or a kikimora to pat my head, or an Anubis to call me a good boy, or a salamander to praise me for all my hard work.
You're describing Heaven. All of them would love you more than you can dream.

We're all here for you, Anon. I can't know the magnitude of what you're going through, but I really hope it starts to improve.

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>>17977321
As long as I can laugh, I'm immortal.
Don't worry about me. Thank you though. I just wish I had the money for a therapist so I didn't have to blurt my feelings to everyone like an attention whore, but they're so fucking expensive. Even working full-time I'm too poor to afford one. Thank you, Anon. Thank you.

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Can you ever truely desmug a Cheshire
Can you change a MG's nature?
or atleast temper it?

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How much of a connection would your average monster girl need as a kids to start a childhood friend experience? i just remembered somethings I haven't remembered in years.

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>>17977361
>Hug a Cheshire from behind while she does the dishes and watch her squirm as you tell her how much you love her.
>Watch her go full on red when you say that you're so glad you married her!
>Look her in the eye and ask her if she wants to hold hands and make a baby.

That's the only way I know of to de-smug a cheshire.

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>>17977361
give her a false positive pregnancy test

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>>17977372
Probably have to exchange glances at a young age to start it. Everything afterwards is just like putting superglue on a pile of marshmallows.

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>>17977383
It would be adorable to interview monster girls with a {childhood friend} and ask if they like anyone and why.

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>>17975140
You could wearing a fedora, growing out a neckbeard and say 'euphoria' a lot.

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Question, what sounds more interesting in a WW2 monstergirl setting?

Legitimate geo-political disputes involving things like territory and overpopulation/immigration.

OR

Secret monster cult trying to turn mamano back into true monsters by invoking their original bloodlust through political engineering and shadow governments.

I'm trying to not go full edge-lord this time around. But IF I'm trying to go more MGE setting based than before, I want to make sure my head's screwed on right.

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>>17977411
The first one, if done well.

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>>17977411
I like my geo-politcal disputes has well has world-building. I also like the second idea because some monsters must not be happy with having a succubutt in charge. I think the first one with a sprinkle of the second sounds good. I'm more of a sci-fi fan.

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>>17977356
>Wow, somebody's gone to town on this model's box!
>It's gonna need some sensitivity adjustments.
>Hmm... Better set it to virgin, and just give her a test...
>"KYAA!!?~"
>Perfect!

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>>17977391
>Interview Hellhound Grade-schooler
"I really like that blonde kid next door. He's really funny!"

"What's so funny about him?"

"He's so weak! He can't throw a ball or run around at all!"

"So he's funny because he's bad at sports?"

"No, it's funny 'cus he's so cute. I have to hold his hand when we cross the street 'cus he mght get hit by a car."

"Do you like holding hands with that boy?"

"Yep, I'm like his big sister! He can't do anything without me. It makes me really happy whenever he asks for my help. I'm even taller than him!"

MY HEART

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>>17977316
>That night, the Vampire refuses to let anon go home and insists that he spends the night with her at her house.
>She just wants someone to cuddle to help get over the stomachache.

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>>17977418
Well then it's a real shame I'm an unskilled writefag, cus there is so much room for botches with that approach. then again, there's always a shit ton of room for fuck ups.

>>17977419
I was thinking of doing both either way, but how do I put all that information in without rambling? If I do it through dialogue, it suffers from jrpg syndrome and goes to a steaming pile of shit, if I do it through exposition I sound too much like Tolkien. (Or at least my understanding of Tolkien) How do I weave stuff in, Anon?

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>>17977438
>No Hellhound to lazily slump on top of you in her PJs and share her body heat with you.
>She'll never start not wearing anything at all when you two are teenagers.

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GOOD NIGHT THREAD. I'M OFF TO DREAM OF CUDDLY KIKIS AND FUNCTIONING CAPS LOCK KEYS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

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>>17977461
I want to have a sleepover with the fire-doge!

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>>17977438
>>17977391
>>17977461
>>17977470
Monstergirls and their childhood friends are so cute. That special early age where monstergirls start developing their sexuality and are also navigating being close friends with a human.

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>>17977470
Would you want her to pat the bed and then pull the covers over the two of you before snuggling you?

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>>17977438
A tomboy Hellhound childhood friend would be the best.

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>>17977492
Would you want her to take your first kiss while you take a bite of ice cream to "steal" it.

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>>17977490
Yeah, especially if she's wearing pajamas for maximum comfy.
they're aren't enough pictures of monstergirls in pajamas

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>>17977480
I wonder if a monstergirl's first kiss at a young age "activates" her.

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>>17977496
>they're
Alright, bed for real now. Clearly I need it.

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>>17977496
>Anon falls asleep almost every day with his Hellhound childhood friend snuggling him.
>Over time the sound of her tail thumping against the bed becomes associated with comfort and sleep in his mind.

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>>17977499
>Be childhood friends with a cutiepie kind Tentacle
>She's sweet as a pie and kind as one too
>Playful, silly, girly, and overall just a nice friend
>One day when you're both 12 she goes on a camping trip with you
>there, late at night after the grownups have gone to sleep, you and her sneak off to the moonlit lake to play some games and have some fun
>One thing leads to another, and timidly under the moonlight you lean in and give her a kiss while holding her tentacle arms
>You think its the perfect moment and start to pull away to see her reaction-
>-only to find her tentacles have very firmly suddenly wrapped themselves around your arm
>Another one has found its way to the back of your head and is pushing you deeper into the kiss
>Her cute whimpery moans in your mouth have turned into deeper, sensual, sexy moans
>and several of your tentacles (did she always have this many?!) are attacking the front of your pants
>you open your eyes to find that hers are open as well, but something's... different
>Her eyes are still definitely hers, and still as cute and lovely as before, but... its like they have a new spark in them, a sort of fire underneath
>Your suspicions are confirmed when her long, aphrodisiac-emitting and highly dexterous tongue starts feeling around your mouth, almost like she's tasting for something, or that its like some sort of feeding thing for her
>When she does so, it only makes the tentacles undoing your belt work faster and more frantically, like they suddenly had a real purpose thrust on them
>As they finally tear your pants off and all lunge at once at your exposed front and a plethora of others wrap around your legs, arms, and chest with various appendages spreading out and starting to work on feeling and massaging and erotically contacting your body, you realize that from this day forward, things are going to be a bit different with your childhood friend

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>>17977494
>You meet up with your Hellhound childhood friend to hang out
>When you meet up with her downtown, you notice she has an ice cream cone
>She rubs it in your face
>"Hehe, it's mint chocolate chip, your favorite flavor, in a waffle cone too!"
>You're pretty sure she did this just to bug you
>You ask if you can have some
>"No way man, come on don't be like that, the ice cream place is just a couple blocks away!"
>You just wanna get back at her for taunting you with your favorite ice cream
>You grab her arm, and before she can react you scoop up a decent amount of the ice cream with your tongue
>You stick your tongue out showing the glob of minty ice cream to her
>She's visibly irritated
>Before you can swallow, she suddenly grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you in close
>She gives you a devious grin
>"I'm going to get my ice cream back."
>She forces her lips over yours and plunges her tongue deep into your mouth, licking at the ice cream in your mouth as it and the little chocolate chunks melt over each of your tongues
>She releases you shortly after
>Green melted ice cream covering both of your lips
>You're dumbstruck
>She grins at you and licks her lips
>Her tail is wagging very fast
>She suddenly looks very giddy
>"You have no idea how long I've been wanting to do that."
>She takes your hand in one of her big fluffy paws
>"Come on, let's go get you some ice cream."

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I want to visit a Greater Demon of Greed's treasure vault, and gasp in awe at all the gold, jewels and gems she's obtained. With so much wealth in sight it would make a Dragon blush.

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>>17977582
All the gold in the world isn't anywhere near as comfortable as the bed of the greater demon of sloth.

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>>17977582
>>17977587
You're both wrong. Nothing compares to the squishy, soft and warm bliss to fully lay on that awaits in the Greater Demon of Gluttony's room.

And the bed is nice too.

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>>17977587
It's got to be a very plush bed. The kind you just sink into.

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>>17977592
>Sloth tells you you can leave whenever you want, she's too bored and lazy to care
>You can't as the bed is practically alive, sucking you into the center

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>>17977570
I'd imagine she'd be walking with a bit more sway in her hips after that?

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>>17977455
I don't know what to tell you besides write first, then edit afterwards.

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>>17977602
Oh yes, with her tail swaying to and fro along with her hips.

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>>17977613
It's finally colored.

Don't want to mess with that hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yosh! Let's try our best today, farmhand!

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>>17977570
If I smear ice cream on her nose, would she try to lap it up with her tongue?

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>>17977582
>>17977587
>>17977590
A harem with them all, that's the true Devil's playground.
I wonder if they'd call you Satan or Lucy as a cute husband pet name if you somehow managed to get the true ultra best ending where they all get along and love you.

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>>17977646
>Hellhound trying to lick ice cream off her nose with her long canid tongue
That'd be really cute to see.

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>>17977645
That's the spirit! The early bird gets the worm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977649
Who gets the first kiss and who gets the last between Pride and Envy?

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>>17974874
Go on, I like bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Buttslut spiders.

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>>17977659
>Start playing the flute and caroling down the street
>The Soldier Beetle picks up her glaive and shield and marches in time with a bouncy step, even 'hup two three four'ing to herself to keep cadence
>The Mantis keeps peeking left and right trying to get a better view, going forward a few steps then stopping, then forward a few steps then stopping, and so on as she is just so curious
>The moth happily skips and flutters, dancing and twirling in time which spreads her dust everywhere
>When finally out of town, stop playing the music and turn to face the trio
>The beetle stands at attention, ready to receive orders of some kind and kuublushing
>The mantis crouches in anticipation like something is going to happen, her eyes darting about
>The moth happily jumps and claps a bit, then wiggles in place as she waits to see if you'll start playing again
That's all really. Just cute bug girls.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your new wing leader, say something nice about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977663
So what are you going to do with these charmed chitin clad companions?

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>>17977666
She's so smoking hot I'd swear she was pulled out of an infernal pit of flames!

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>>17977673
Please ignore her upside down crucifix, it's ironic.

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>>17977669
I dunno.
Give them some food I guess.
Maybe give them hugs if they want em.

Guess that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977677
You're awfully lacking in ambition for a bard who can command the forces of nature like that.

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>>17977645
>Ywn work with a tomboy Holst that gives you titjobs during break to help deal with your sexual frustration

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>>17977678
Siiiiiiiiiigh.

>"To the Beau warrior Beetle, I bestow a boon upon her blade and buckler, that she should never balk at any foe or fiend that tries to tussle with her. And of course, an apple, so ripe and fresh, much like the lady of it's reception, a gorgeous tulip hidden gently under a pale guise of stoic snow"
>"To the fierce mantis, I bestow the deliverance of destiny, and delineate all decisions of her love and longing to a man who shall stumble upon her in the most unexpected of circumstances, circumventing any conflict of loneliness until she learns to love and let her life be taken in the full throes of passion, and an acorn to go with it- A hard shell and rough texture but a sweet nut to those with the palette for it on the inside."
>"And to the Moth, the manifestation of motherhood and maturity is her most meaningful gift, given and gave, bestowed to one brave enough to warrant want of many, many children, enough to satisfy even the good lady's urges undoubtedly eternal and everlasting, and a chocolate bar to bite and munch, simply because the lady does seem so very sweet."

Then I pat their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977695
>Siiiiiiiiiigh.
Dude if you don't enjoy playing with bugs don't bring it up, gee willikers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977698
Did the pied piper enjoy the rats? No, he just had to move them out of town and may have enjoyed the whimsy of the moment and seeing how they reacted.

Plus its late now nigga and that post was like 12 hours old damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977701
The difference here is that the pied piper thought he was getting paid, you're doing this out of love for insects. Right?
>Pied Piper kidnapping Giant Mice to build a harem of mindless slaves
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977708
Nah. I just think it'd be cute to see em follow along.
I'm more of a plant guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977662
Atlach-Nachas love to have all of their orifices violated, they are complete sluts.
I bet that they even beg for kisses when their venom is nullified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977721
Can you charm plants with a flute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977770
It would be so cute to feed that big plant while chatting up with the girl.
Don't smell her flower though, that'd make her blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977773
Flowers are for sniffing tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977783
Don't ignore the significance it has for its owner.
If you smell a girl's flower you better go through with it and not give her false hopes.

[Anonymous No.]

>train with lizards and sallys to get swol for your dragon waifu that you dream of
>They're sympathetic with your plight
>Years go by
>You're now level 896 after beating down every village and settlement on local continent
>Finally decide to find a dragon
>Go to her cave
>break through wall
>just as she's doing her daily naked swim in her gold pile
>"OH YEAH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977788
Go through with what? Pollination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977791
>naked swim in her gold pile
Okay so
>try not to laugh
>laugh a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977791
>When you were young you saw that Dragon fight off a Wurm who was rampaging in your village
>Her proud stature, stern tone, shining scale and flowing hair all made you fall in love with her
>You spent your whole youth idolizing her and thinking about the epic confrontation you'd have when you grow up
>"I have to get stronger than a Wurm!" you repeated to yourself and your entourage everyday
>The elders all thoughts you were a fool for worshiping the Dragon who demands gold and jewels for protection just like a gangster
>That didn't stop you from dictating your life around your love for her
>Now that you've seen what she does in her private time you think that perhaps the elders were right all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977808
To overcome the Wurm, one must live as the Wurms do. Go dig a tunnel with your bare hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977666
Hey captain! Want to join the mile high club?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977797
Exactly.
Pollinate her enough make the bees know their work is no longer needed.

>>17977813
That's the kind of anime training that makes no sense, but would actually have insane results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977808
>The love of your llife just stares at you
>You stare back
>There's a super awkward silence between the two of you as you stand there
>"Hello, I'm Anon!"
>"Hello Anon, I'm Dad!" you hear an old voice shout from the back room

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977750
Yeah but what about one that likes it in the arse specifically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977819
What kind of crazy training regimes can you have with MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977808
Dragons must be feared, but respected for the protection they offer your village.

Remember that life under the rule of a tyrannical Dragon who demands monthly tribute, is always more preferable than being conquered by a large P'Orc horde, or swarmed by an Undead Army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977837
Not only does she act like uncle scrooge, she also lives with her parents?
That has to be the most shameless Dragon.

>>17977843
Working with the Giant Ants.
Hunting with Amazons.
Catching up a Cockatrice.
Swimming with a Mershark.
Etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977856
I'd like to live on a continent ruled by Dragon queens, Orc warchiefs, Lich overlords, Dark Elf mistresses and Vampire clans. The bad girls won, woo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977864
What if a Monster Girl heroine appears in your town, maybe a hot-headed Salamander, or a confident Dhampir, who promises to free your village?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977842
You pick her up and breed her butt until you've filled it enough for her to admit that she actually likes it.

>>17977856
Tyrant Dragons are a necessary evil. Without them small human towns and villages would quickly turn into small monster town and villages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977869
They're probably just at that age, it'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977689
>"D-Dont take this the wrong way, partner. I just think it'd be mighty hard to work with all this beef bulging out of yer pant. Now, don't hold back. Shoot all o' that hot milk all over my breasts."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977908
Tsuncow's breasts get larger everytime I see them.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I'd prefer to live under a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977918
Oh silly anon! You say such weird things sometimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977918
Well, most of the desert girls are really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977918
Back-breaking labor under her Anubis right-hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977917
That's the way tsun cows work. The more they deny their feelings the bigger their breasts get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977921
Away grapist. You will not deny me hot chocolate ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977931
All that pent-up milk, from refusing to be milked by farmhands I see.

Tsuncows produce very high yields when milked, Holst farmers take note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977938
It's usually very rich and heavy milk too, as the watery parts are reabsorbed and leave the nutritious parts to build up and make it thicker over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977922
Pharaohs are too high and mighty
Anubis are annoying with their schedule and hard work
Mummies are mindless rapists
Apophis are glorified Lamias
Sphinxes are annoying with their riddles
Khepris are all around great
Sandwurm gobble you up and won't let you go
Girtablilus are for extreme masochist anons only

>Ghouls also reside in the desert region
Since when? That explains their brown skin but I never knew they came from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977938
>>17977940
Most of the milk end up going to the farm hand though.

Because he's so pathetically weak and skinny of course. It's other because she likes him, she just wants him to stop being so weak so he can help out more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977948
>Tsuncow forcing a cute little city boy to drink from her bountiful bosom
How lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977966
>Drink it! Damn it! I need you to taste it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977966
It's also cute to see her try and keep a disgusted expression while her face is red and she's suppressing a moan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977871
You also have those nice guardian dragons that protects and watches over villages and gets donations from the people living there. Those are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977973
Do the Guardian Dragons wear some sort of color co-ordinated uniforms?

Can I get one of their autograph?
Maybe on my chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977944
How would an Anubis react to her husband suddenly falling in depression?

Or is it "getting a depression"? Or "catching a depression"? English's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977944
>Anubis are annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978035
The usual way people describe it is 'falling into' depression. And yes, it is very weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978058
Strange. You catch most sicknesses, but you fall in depression, like it's some kind of pitfall.
... actually, that may make sense to compare it to a pitfall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978046
That's a tall Anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

How degenerate am I that I want my heavily pregnant waifu to bounce up and down on my cock as she breastfeeds two of your baby daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978077
>two of your baby daughterus?
>your
Extremely, don't steal people's children for your weird kinks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978077
>How degenerate am I that I want my heavily pregnant waifu to bounce up and down on my cock as she breastfeeds
>two of your baby daughterus?
>two of your baby daughterus?

You can fuck right off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978034
Not the ones that are on their own. The royal dragon guards do though, with their white and blue with some yellow decorarions uniforms. The color can deoend on the region too.

I guess they can sign something, but dking so on your chest is too weird and will leave the one that does it distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978077
Thank god my daughterus aren't babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978070
She probably the Pharaoh's head bodyguard as well as her advisor.

[Anonymous No.]

Are monstergirls in modern settings ruined forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978141
Why on earth would they be ruined, because there's one or two anime/manga in a modern setting that goes against your personal tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978085
Sorry, Anon, but it's too late. My typo has turned me into a criminal and now I have to double down and start kidnapping daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978199
I remember an anon saying he was going to kidnap my daughteru and he ended up being raped by waifu's zombie dragon yandere sister.

[Anonymous No.]

What boards would your waifu post on?
>Cursed Sword waifu
>/k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978267
>gremlin waifu
>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978267
>Kobold waifu
Probably nowhere, if I have to choose one though it'd be /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer to be constantly roaming around the world having adventures with your waifu or simply have a quiet life settling down with her?

[Anonymous No.]

what if that one yandere girl was actually in a beauty and the beast type situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978301
The adventure is to find my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978301
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978301
I like to imagine the world of mge to be fuck huge filled with adventures, so I'd go on adventures and things like that before an after meeting her, settling down a bit only when we get a daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978267
>heavy, cuddlecat tier cheshire
>shitposts on /tg/

I would love my adorable nerd cat, even if she keeps posting about 'NPC races' in the 40k threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978327
What about slaves? Imagine being a human race, your only comfort being a female dragon gladiator.
And then you're sold to another owner, and you're moved to another country. Years later, after you finally bought back your freedom, you find a young dragon passed out in your garden, so you take her home and feed her some eggs, and she tells you she's looking for her father who was sold several decades ago, lamenting how her mother died without seeing him ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978301
Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978301
Adventure and finding her/the harem along the way before settling down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978336
This hurts a bit because waifu is a dragon, but then again
>not getting good with gladiator waifu
>not backstabbinh the person who bought you
>not running fleeing back to you wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978340
>yfw you find out the unassuming farmer you've been buying your sweet potatoes from was once the demon lords top lieutenant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978301
Settle down, easily. Maybe the odd adventure for a vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978346
>implying all men are Conan
I was more thinking of a man too old to be a gladiator and too tired of killing, so working as an instructor, with the dragon being a pupil rather than a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978353
Yep, although how I got them, I don't know.
>High level, unassuming succubutt that was once a high level lieutenant
>Strongfat, motherly P'Orc that likes to cook was once a fearsome warlord
>Huge War Golem plowing the fields with a small smile and covered in birds was an automated defense for some cursed city.
>Extra milky, extra busty dark mage was once a terrifying sorceress queen.

That would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978356
t's his fault for not having enough sex with his wife, If he did he would turn into and incubus and GET SHIT DONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978373
But I can make my Cadfael references, can I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978377
Sure you can.
But I like the idea of his wife being human far more, then she dies just to come back to him as a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978388
But I liked the idea of the dragon daughter coming back once he's an old man, and getting a tragic reminder that humans are so feeble.
She eventually stays with him until he dies of old age, and she sets out to go on another adventure, now completely alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978406
Well there can be such endings in mge... If you are a FAAAG who doesn't eat dragon puss daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978267
>Dark Mage waifu
>/x/, but mostly to troll it with unworkable rituals and spells
>/v/ (I would hopefully get her into videogames if she isn't already after all)
>any board where there's smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978301
>sample
This annoys me more than it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978301
Quiet life in the middle of nowhere. I want the comfy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978436
You won't take my tragedy away from me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978267
>Valkyrie
>avatarfags as christ-tan on /pol/
>shitposts on /k/
>lurks /ck/ for advice that she'll never follow
>browses /d/ corruption threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978267
better yet
what kind of youtube channels would they have?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the fit husband for a big, soft monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978477
Lizardgirls are better for tragic stuff than dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978496
>Cursed Sword
>Runs a weapons channel mainly focusing on bladed weapons similar to Skallagrim's channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978511
>Crippled, overweight lizardman that can't fight due to an old injury
Tragic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978496
Someone covered this earlier
>>17974904

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978517
>blind lizard daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978517
Tags: stomach_grab, plump, nyotaimori, paizuri, yandere, bondage, pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978529
Are you turning her yandere?
Either way, that's a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978511
>mere female lizards are better for tragic stuff than mere female lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977770
She's not gonna use that plant on you, is she?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get these lolis to leave me alone? They keep trying to get me into their van with promises of beer and classic rock cds, and I'm not falling for that a fifth time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978604
>fifth time
>he's succumbed to the loli poon four times already
You may as well just marry them and have them move in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978604
They're elins, you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977356
there's a cleaner version of that pic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978646
was that whole kf fiasco with the director get resolved?

[Anubis Expert No.]

How to win any arguement with an anubis.

Step 1: Yell "I'm taking you to the vet!"
This will trigger the fight or flight response in your anubis, flustering her.

Step 2: While she's stunned, run around behind her and pin down her arms with a bearhug.

Step 3: Push her into the kitchen table or any other nearby surface and bend her over it. Use rest of body weight to hold her down and remove arms.

Step 4: Remove all clothing from leg area.

Step 5: Yell "It's time for your shots!" This will send your anubis into a panic and will distract her.

Step 6: Jam it into her smelly hole. (No lube required)

Step 7: Thrust

Step 8: Inject

Step 9: Repeat steps 7 and 8 until Anubis can no longer stand up.

Step 10: Kiss on cheek and princess carry your anubis to bed.

Step 11: Tuck in and cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978654
Please note : this doesn't work with hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a smug alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978717
Hellhounds are the type to hold a grudge after "losing" to you in bed. She'll remember it and rape you back twice as hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978721
They can't lose to you. I tried yelling "I'm taking you to the vet!" to my hellhound, she pounced me and raped me. Even as I type, I'm still being awfully raped.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you got a bunch of Large Mice and tied their tails together?
Would that make a Rat Queen, capable of supernatural control over rodents, a hundred mice in one mind? A single rat, greater then the sum of its parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978725
>Tell a hellhound you're taking her to the vet
>She rapes you so hard that you can't walk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978725
>>17978736
I assumed you would need a monstergirl to be the vet
which monstergirl would be a monster vet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978736
HONEY
GET THE WHEELCHAIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978725
> Tell a unicorn that you're taking her to the vet
> She says " I am the vet! "

> Centaur waifu breaks leg
> have to take her to the vet
> vet says there's only one thing to do with a horse with a broken leg
> tell centaur waifu that you're taking her to the glue factory
> take her on a delightful tour of the glue factory while her leg is in a cast, afterwards get dinner

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that confiscating an anubutt's legos should be a last resort punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978736
>then she yells happily "I'm taking you to the doctor!"

>>17978746
>gremlin wife get hurt
>"I'm taking you to the crapyard!"
>she ends up bringing a lot of metal scrap back home to tinker with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978719
Not an Alp person but I have an undeniable urge to fuck cog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978765
It's the smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978765
Not a pedo but I'd fuck that loli's bumhole until she's humble.

[Anonymous No.]

someone please explain KC's recent twitter post since I cant read moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978776
Can't be smug with a throatfull of cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978776
>not a pedo
>fuck that loli's bumhole

pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
That's a nice blackguard you have there.
Would be a real shame if someone called her cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
>Knight
>Pale white skin
>knife ears
>succubutt
>Womb tattoo
>White hair
>Pony tail
>thicc

MY DICK WASN'T READY FOR THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
Who that

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll help you clean the house! He he he.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
use google, faget
It's one of DL's knights, there will be a book about all DL's knights

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978783
I pick two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978794
A Dark Knight. Could be a new species of a Succubus or something. They roam around post-invasion Lescatie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
He's worldbuilding. That's one of the knights of Lescatie after Druella corrupted the kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
What a qt. Would fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
Is she single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
Ooooooooooooh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978811
There's another profile like in fallen maidens in there too. Probably a knight who got in Druella's way.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/936982872128241665

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978822
are those "canon" them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978811
Thank you for the brief explanation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
>>17978822
KC's doing good work.
>Lushian Sausure
Lucienne S'ousle? Name sounds French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978825
It's expanding on Lescatie so I think it's canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978834
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.]

>WG3 sabbath is delayed again
JUST
U
S
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
>>17978822
>>17978825
Canon.
>co-authored official book!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978840
It'll be released after KC's Bapho waifu opens the portals. The world described in the guide is Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978818
She got corrupted when Druella invaded Lescatie so she probably took a husband already.

There could be single ones though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978837
The white haired one deserves gallons of cum in her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978840
>sabbath delayed
>meaning future profiles are delayed
Wake me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978837
>that Wilma
She's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978872
inside or when september ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978837
all three of them have lewd-cheshireface syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978837
Anyone know how I can acquire a copy of the book? They only ship inside japan it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978886
You could go to Japan and open a PO box

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978889
that would require lots of money I don't have, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978314
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978831

These profiles really show how sexually repressed the Order is. They preach about chasity yet can't help but dress up in lewd outfits, exposing their thighs for all the men to see. It's no wonder they turn into massive sluts when they get monsterized. They're holding back an avalanche of lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978922
exposed navel might as well be a corruption bullseye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978911
like maybe the moth is a cursed noblewoman that can only become human again if she gets a man to love her,
the artist did draw a human version of her,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978314
He released the bad end?

[Anonymous No.]

True or False
Brown girls are made for anal and cum stuffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978361
>"Alright, I'm not working another day until you all admit who you really are!"
>"Who we really WERE, shuga, it ain't like that no mo-"
>"Fine, but I need to know!"

>Succubus sighs and steps up in her overalls and straw hat while undoing the tie in her hair
>She snaps her fingers, and in that instant her hair becomes wild and flowing down to her ankles, magically floating in the air, she gains a foot in height almost all in her legs bayonetta style, her eyes become a deep and living red with black sclerea, her wings become sharp and with a massive wingspan, and her horns curl and extend like the fearsome demons of yore as her outfit also changes into that of a sexy, slutty and yet imposing officer with countless decorations and medals
>"Calypso was my name, leader of the armies of the western front, demon commander of a thousand campaigns, emissary arch-succubus of the lilim Druella, first lieutenant of blah blah blah blah-"
>She suddenly looks much less imposing as she awkwardly covers her chest a bit while rubbing her own arm
>"-is that enough, hon? I really don't think any of us have time for the full twenty minute title drop."

>P'Orc is next, usually clad in a cute sundress that hides most of her figure and makes her look more fat than strong
>She timidly pulls it off, revealing huge, packing muscle underneath, and both countless scars and tribal tattoos that crudely depict brutal acts of war, then pulls out a bag of holding and removes from it a gargantuan battleaxe, almost comically big to the point it towers over the succubus, but easily twirls it in one hand and then flips it up in the air before catching it and hoisting it over her back, slicking her hair back into a wild and fearsome look as you notice her enchanted barbarian bra and panties underneath
>"Shuga, I told you this ain't me no more, but if you gotta know, they used to call me Grelda the Gutter. Like Cally here, I ain't gonna bore ya with all them tattoos and what they mean, but lets just say if any stray P'Orcs walkin by saw me showin' em off like this I'd have no choice but start up another ol' Waaagh- and I ain't got no time to explain that either, shuga, so don't even ask!"

>The golem, often the most quiet and timid of the bunch, calmly brings her finger up to the little birds on her shoulders and one by one has them hop on and sets them down on the ground
>Which is good, because what happens next turns her shoulders into mounted weapon devices revealing enormous magic cannons, her runes across her body twirling and shifting as her eyes become almost soulless looking, weapons and horrifying blades and such sprouting out all over her to make it such that she looks less a girl and more a true walking horror of war
>"...I used to guard Rhet'yahn, the city cursed by the Fire Mushroom, from intruders. That's all. I much prefer the birds now. Please don't make me do this again."

>Finally the Dark Mage saunters forward, but no noticeable physical change occurs to her
>"Hi anon, and anon and anon! Sorry this is all taking so long. I guess you could assume I'm sort of at that powerlevel that transcends dimensions. If you were expecting a firework show, uh, maybe imagine a storm of portals whirling around me as I explore the countless realities in the multiverse? Something like that. Hang in there! Portals soon, I promise!"
>You look behind you to try and find who she apparently was talking to only to find empty space, then look back at her inquisitively
>"Uh, don't worry about it. Point is, I'm Daria. That name maybe means some things some places, but I've just studied magic for a long time is all. How long? Um... well that's hard to answer because I'd have to factor in stopped and alternate flows of time, soo... fffforever?"

>They all face you with amused yet slightly annoyed faces as you're taken aback by their immense power gathered in one place
>"Happy now?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978922
When do adventurers/heroes in fantasy settings NOT dress like sluts? The human warriors in MGE lack the spirit of deus vult, no wonder they all immediedly get tempted into corruption or get talked into defecting by the first monster they meet. They're all just a bunch of shonen protagonist doormats.

[Anonymous No.]

I waa just seeing this Gravity Falls episode and came to the conclusion that
>Giffany was 100% right
She just wanted to save his husbando from 3DPDs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978974
>Gravity Falls
I really liked that show, but I skipped that episode entirely,
you know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978922
The stories are exactly that. There's actually a modicum of surprisingly deep stuff about some of the girls' backstories that make their monsterization much more sympathetic. Some were abused by their mothers etc.
People see corruption as this evil unsettling thing but as far as the individual stories that have been told involving it it very clearly takes on the air of 'humans are the real monsters sometimes' which makes it more a positive, purifying process.

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>>17978977
>you know why.
Why?

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>>17978997
hits too close to home

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>>17978937
I'd almost rather some poor Anon teaching a Regura-style Mantis that eating people isn't okay unless it's the D.

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>>17978983

Corruption is still unsettling, deliberately so when you look at some of the designs such as shy princess from Fallen Maidens. It's just that when you live a shitty life as a human, it's easy to fall into temptation. It's pretty much the theme of Lescatie.

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>>17978974
JUST MONIKA

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>>17978840
Delayed but also confirmed to have 1.5x as much content as previous World Guides so it's not all bad.

>>17978872
This is the true tragedy, especially after the streak of great girls we got (aside from forgettable weasel)

[Anonymous No.]

Are vampires for stuffing with blood or love juice?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you subtly show your monster girl love? There isn't really a symbol for the genre besides that heart, but then you end up looking like a JoJo character.

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>>17979025
By being mindful about her.

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>>17979025
Do a mating dance.

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>>17979025
Glass bottles labeled "doppleganger potion" sitting on your bookshelf?

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>>17979024
Both.
I want her to get fat off my blood, then even fatter off my cum.
Figuratively of course.
Mostly. Kinda.

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>>17979037
You horrid thing!
Give her a squeeze when she’d pouting in the mirror

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>>17979024
Vampires are for stuffing in a dungeon and left forgotten.

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>>17979037
I will buy her pretty loose dresses if she gets bigger! and maybe treat her more often

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>>17978848
>Sabbath gets to earth first
Just fuck my shit up why don't you. Who's with me in joining the Hathorite resistance?

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>>17979062
I'm fighting to my last breath or until I see a thick one-san.

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>>17979049
Anon

vampires are invisible on mirrors

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>>17979062
The shipgirls will save us!

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>>17978983
>People see corruption as this evil unsettling thing but as far as the individual stories that have been told involving it it very clearly takes on the air of 'humans are the real monsters sometimes' which makes it more a positive, purifying process
But that depends entirely on an outside factor turning corruption into a clear positive change, not on the corruption itself.

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>>17979070
Shush, it’s magic.
Doesn’t change what you need to do

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>>17979079
My one question is how that robe and claw bra works. Are there holes cut out for the claws to go through it and support her breasts, or is the robe itself some metamorphosed scales?

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>>17979091
It's FAIRY MAGIC.

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>>17978146
Just gregori ruined being able commission military themed mons

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>>17976403
>>17979031
Like in viva pinata?

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>>17978974
I also knew Doki Doki Literature Club was a ripoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979025
I'd polish her hoard and add a bit to it.

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>>17979090
rub her belly and keep pumping despite her protests?

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>>17979110
The idea behind it isn't very original.

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>>17979114
Yep.
Keep on going, Shes hungrier that she wants to admit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979139
Until she admits defeat! or her bellybutton pops out

[Anonymous No.]

Dwarves and Dwarf accessories.

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Spoilerposting fatfags go back to /d/.

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>>17979087
The way I see it:
>Human girl monsterized by a random monster against her will for no reason/ to join DL army = terrible
>Human girl monsterized by an a guy drugging her against her will = bad
>Human girl monsterized by choice after living in a demon realm = questionable
>Human girl monsterized against her will by a Lilim "reading her heart" = meh
>Human girl monsterized purely by accident = it can't be helped (so make the best of it)
>Human girl monsterized to get a better life(poor/week/abused/deathly ill) = good
>Human girl monsterized by choice to go after a guy she loves = great
>Human girl monsterized by choice after discussing it with her husband = godly

I'm probably one of the more moderate anons. What do others think?

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>>17979163
I be she wears big cloaks because they make her look imposing and not because she wants to hide her figure

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>>17979104
I was thinking more in the lines of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWfyw51DQfU
You just need a cape.

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>>17979168
Tolkien dwarfs have no sexual dimorphism

[Anonymous No.]

How do you calm a demon going on a rampage?

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>>17979181
I can agree with this, despite being against corruptionfaggotry. Although at that point it's corruption in name only, since it turns into a mere change with its own pros and cons that the person accepts. Hardly corruption by most other definitions.

That lilim gets shot, though. Or anal prone boned till she learns. I w ill not tolerate a lilim being so lazy as to take the easy way out rather than convincing the girl in the first place.

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>>17979204
Wait for her behind a corner. When she comes by, spiderman her in the face. Its a sacrificial move if you can't run away fast enough, but you'll have saved the virginity of many.

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>>17979025

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>>17979181
I can agree with that.

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>>17979204

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>>17978949
i'll throw you a true.

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>>17979224
Subtle these are not
Where do I buy this?

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>>17979218
I've always enjoyed the thought of a Lilim hawking monsterization like a miracle elixir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979182
Big cloaks when outside and loose dresses when inside! Or just in underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979087
Except, since they're inextricable in MGE, there's no sense in separating the benefits.

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December be upon us.

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>>17979244
You'll have to run that by me one more time. Corruption was shown as positive because of their earlier shit life that changed, not because of the corruption itself. Had the girls lived a relatively happy life without many issues, even small ones like confidence to go chase the boy they want as husbando, the corruption aspect would've been pretty damn meh. It's why the places that get corrupted are shit, because otherwise it's just a story about an outside faction invading and changing things on a whim instead of saving the people from themselves.

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>>17979232
I heard they were on ebay for a big mark-up but I failed to find them.
Your best bet is to search on japanese websites or look-up KC's tweet about it months ago.

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>>17979259
I was talking about the MG life just being overall better, not necessarily that they started from shitty situations.

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>>17979243
Be sure to grope her rear in the hall, regardless of what she’s doing

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>>17979259
Not him, but I think a large factor in the perception of the corruption is the prevalence and the setting. Lilims guiding individual girls in a neutral city is far different than a MAMANO ACKBAR dark matter bombing turning it into a dark demon realm. People here are generally against demon realms right?

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>>17979244
>Giving a Monster Hunter a large, heavy sword
>Tell her it's for strength training purposes
>She wearily accepts it, learning to take down bigger foes with it
>Over time, her appetite starts to grow, making other hunters scared of her, calling her "Gluttony"
>She's gone from a string bean womanlet to a well-muscled Huntress
>Eventually, she disregards the sword entirely, telling other Hunters that there's no fun in it unless she puts her life on the line as well
>Agree to go on a hunt with her, just to see how well she does
>You've sighted a Demon Realm Boar, the massive beast braying and digging into the dirt as if ready to charge
>The air seems to get hotter as she roars back, practically salivating at the sheer amount of delectable meat on the beastie
>She strips down to completely nudity shocking you
>Her back muscles swell when she grabs it by the horns, getting it to squeal in surprise as she slams it into the ground
>There's a tearing sound as scales pop up on her back, her arms and legs turning into vicious claws while a thick, ruddy tail sprouts from her backside
>Her jaw's gotten stronger as well, tendons of muscle letting her dig into the succulent flesh of the giant pig
>That's when she notices you, her pupils constricting
>She's scented a male in her vicinity
>TFW chased by a ravenously horny and baby-hungry Deviljho girl

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>>17979269
That's basically my ideal Shoggoth pictured right there.

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>>17979277
I'm against dark demon realms, but that's because of perma-night bollocks.
Green demon realms are my ideal locale.

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>>17979225
Best Disgaea hands down

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>>17979269
We'd be agreeing with that there, but what I meant is that the means to achieve it felt justified purely because of an earlier shit life. Had Lescatie been a generally happy and free place to live in rather than shit and oppressive, I'm sure more than a few would've disagreed with Druella monsterizing it the way she did, rather than monsterizing it at all. A population knowing what she's getting herself into and wanting it is different than an apocalypse scenario where it's forced on everyone and those trying to escape are chased down to the last, even if the end result is the same.

I don't have an issue with the change from human to monster as much as the way it's brought forward. With how these threads are centered on monster girls, I'm sure none have an issue with them, just with the journey on the way to them. Even the people most adamantly against corruption still have monster waifus, after all.

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What's the best monster girl for each type?

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>>17979292
I forgot about green ones. Is there such a thing as a white one? Or would Wintersburg just be a cozy little normal town?

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>>17979277
>People here are generally against demon realms right?
No they're not, most tend to agree from previous talks that green realms are comfy and dark realms are the unpopular ones.
I tend to like the darker ones though since I'm a night person anyway and a horny bastard.

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>>17979298
Slime

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>>17979299
I'm guessing at least the ones with an Ice Queen would be "green" demon realms, except, y'know, with winters.

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>>17979292
Undead demon realms would be the coziest thing. I always imagined that there would be periods of brighter light though, like dusk/dawn but never day. Lots of atmospheric twilight.

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>>17979313
That would drive me crazy and it's most of why I can't hack regular demon realms (well that and all the vegetation going black and pink.)
I need my vistas. Fuck Texas never goin' back to that flat state.

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>>17979304
Lower body required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979298
Spoon is trash.

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>>17979322
There are definitely scenic vistas in undead demon realms. location location

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>>17979298
I keep clicking learn more and I'm not getting anywhere.

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>>17979325
Crap, then Doppelganger.

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>>17979322
Isn't Tejas full of Minotaurs and alps?
I can understand alps being flat but cows are usually very far from being flat.

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>>17979341
It's the land that surrounds the Holsts that is flat and it drove me goddamn crazy.
I need muh mountains.

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>>17979344
Let me guess. From Arizona valley or Colorado rockies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979339
>When you get a Doppleganger waifu who can't transform because her real form is already your ideal woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979348
MT, originally.

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>>17978974
Then again, she did try offing his friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979352
but then you can't have "twice the love and twice the pleasure"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978816
That's the goal. Succubus knights seduce all men who watch them fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979298
God damn Imma start saying Spoon instead of Pear shaped

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979374
But I don't want to fight her on bed.

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>>17979293
Do I have to play the others before?

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>>17979395
Yeah. Otherwise you won't understand who the characters are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977438
Sleep tite hellwan

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>>17973868
>spoiler
Some of my favourite things, good taste anon.

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>>17979272
Even if she is in one of her evil monologues talking to all the castle servants?

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>>17979424
Especially if she's giving a monologue

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>>17973868
What is it with spanking wights? I thought it was gremlins that were for spanking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977438
Cute.
I'm saving that.

Seems also very accurate, apparently they see their mate as a really vulnerable being that they need to protect.

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>>17979376
Personally I still prefer the pear shape over spoon, especially for undead.

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>>17979374
>love female armored knights
>love succubi
is KC reading my mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979436
I want a big, muscle hellwan to sit me in her lap because she figures its the safest place for me And totally not because she likes to sni>>17979436
ff my hair or use me as a daiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979428
You can spank more than mg type

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>>17979451
Go ahead and spank a hellhound.

I'll bring you oranges while you're in the hospital.

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>>17973868
>choking the undead

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>>17979451
not sure it would work for dragons, unless you got her to sub.

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>>17978781

Pretty badass armor design. I always like the attention KC gives to armor.

Although the portion near her navel kinda bothers me. If she bends forward, her armor is basically poking her.

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>>17978837
That blondies giving me alp vibes

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>>17973868
>spoiler
Perfect, and remember pale skin marks easily.
>>17979457
MGE undead still have normal bodily functions, they're essentially living beings created from dead bodies and feel cold.

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>>17979467
I'd still tap her.
And turn all my fetishes on her.

[Anonymous No.]

If you drank small amounts of liquor out of a Pot Devil's vessel, would you be taking Pot Shots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979460
>MERE FEMALE LIZARDS
Also do you even zombie dragons, they're basically made to be spanked.

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>>17979471
and the award for the worst joke today goes to

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>>17979475
How so?

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>>17979468
>MGE undead still have normal bodily functions
They don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>Flirts came out for Lightforged Draenei
>"When in doubt, touch ANYTHING that glows."

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>>17979486
>Glowing womb tattoos
Would breed a glowy goat.

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>>17979469
>her

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>>17979453
>Go ahead and spank a hellhound.
Good thing they can be tamed.

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>>17979478
Every undead desires heat and their skin is really soft and jiggly, different from normal dragons. They also have Jabberwock levels of lust.

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>>17979475
They aren't dragons, just like zombies aren't humans.

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>>17979486
don't post unnecessary reaction images

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What do you think would happen if a spaceship crashes into a lilim's castle and she manages to find Anon banged up in his space suit?

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>>17979478
Softer ass flesh than a normal drake, her pussy practically drools at the thought of skin contact regardless of context. She just wants to be loved by you and is sturdy enough to take all manner of abuse.

She is quite literally made to be a dragon sub, plus she's dead so any and all forms of sexual violence are pretty much good with her. Be it choking, spanking, whipping, or hand-holding

Seriously, zombie dragons just wanna be your little play thing.

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>>17979524
That does sound erotic.

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>>17979524
Oh, she'd be a plaything alright.
A monument to my lust and perversions.
Going to cuddle her after the changes, before the changes, and during them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979522
You already said the answer:
>Anon (will be) banged up in his space suit

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>>17979522
Well I would think him dead, unless manmonobamacare saves him. Ayy lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979524
>Choking
Wonder how she'd respond to choking pronebone position.

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>>17979492
>Space goat with prehensile tail and digitigrade legs, giving her naturally occurring 'fuck me' heels
>Has hornshandlebars
>Will sing you the song of her people, teach you the ways of both the Light and the Dark
>Able to put glowing runes on various parts of her body, to include one just below her navel that nettles the skin of your lips as you kiss it,
hugging her from your seated position
>That feeling when Draenei would be saints in the street but absolute beasts in the sheets
How can human paladins even compete

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>>17979541
By cumming at least two times.

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>>17979547
Space goats are shit taste, mang.

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>>17979547
Yep.
Call me the goat herder because I'd shoot for a herd of those goats.

Jaina would be nice before she went crazy.

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>>17979524
I will pump her nonstop with the help of items,lets see how much she can tolerate pain now silly lizard

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>>17979524
NOW YALL ARE GETTIN IT
>>17979541
With trembling, rolling back into her head heartpupils!
Choke her! Whip her! Take out all your lewd frustrations on her, it only makes her cum harder!

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>>17979554
That's your opinion, Anon.

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>>17979549
>Implying she wouldn't cum twice with each thrust.
She'd even cherish the blue strangle mark on her neck afterwards.

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>>17979557
Call her a bitch anon.
Call her your cumdump silly bitch that you want to overflow until she bursts while you choke her and spit on her.
It will only make her clench down harder and make the signature lust-moan 'skree-eeeaah~!' of a Dragon Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979600
>The next day, people are wondering if she had tried to hang herself and that's why she became a zombie

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>>17979600
>Dragon Zombie lovingly admires the strangle and whipmarks on her body after an intense lovemaking session
>Gets sad when they fade away due to her body's immense healing factor
>So she just begs you to do it again the next time

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>>17979595
I'm going to spank, choke, and whisper into her ear that she's a barren dragon whose lifeless womb unfit for my seed until she cums so hard she goes cross eyed.

[Anonymous No.]

Got your tickets yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979615
I kind of wonder. Would people even read a story about a foreigner who's tall as fuck in Zipangu being compared to Oni and Ogres until one of those ladies takes an interest in him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979615
Gut check!
Time to grab the middle!

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>>17979595
What is the farthest you would you go with your waifu, /mgt/? Farthest I would go, (and this is purely experimental mind you, haven't really considered it, but it might turn out hot if you don't fuck it up) is razorblades and blood-play.

>>17979613
There is sexual berating and then there is verbal abuse. Do not call undead girls barren unless you want them to cry.

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>>17979615
No. Muscles are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979629
>T. Fat Cat

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>>17979606
>Calling her bitch

I dont wanna hurt her feelings anon only her womb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979615
To the gun show? Nah, I have to work and going outside is terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979629

Go eat another cupcake, tons o' fun.

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>>17979626
>spoiler
I'm gonna regret posting this aren't I?
Petplay and/or crossdressing,
with me on the receiving end of both, but never in public. It would be nice to snuggle up to a dragon monster girl and get pets and scritches from her gentle claw hands while my tail thumps against the couch. It would also be great to be the princess stolen by the dragon and have loving trap x female play ending with me getting added to her hoard as the most valuable piece of treasure she owns. Yes she owns me. In public though, we're a plain vanilla couple that mutually loves each other as equals.

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>>17979632
Cat ass is made to be big and smackable. My anaconda wants buns, not stale bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979646
>Strongfat oni and fatass cheshire shitposting each other over the internet

Its more likely than you think

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>>17979626
Nothing that pierces the skin for me, I don't hate blood but it isn't sexy to me. Spanking, choking etc carries more powerplay, at least to me.

I'd use a wights hair as handholds while going balls deep in her plump ass though, leaving handprints with the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979655
>fat cheshire justifying her weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979358
If you're aroused, they're aroused, let them in

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979629

I hope a buff girl steals your husbando and bridal carries him off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979654
>It would also be great to be the princess stolen by the dragon and have loving trap x female play ending with me getting added to her hoard as the most valuable piece of treasure she owns. Yes she owns me.
That's not shameful, I'm sure a lot of dragonfags would be into that. I know several people wouldn't mind being called Princess by their dragon. I know I'd love it.

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>>17979655
Totally spankable.
Through she will probably turn her butt into jelly.

>>17979664
Totally huggable.
Through she will probably be adorable.

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>>17979626
>Just to test and make sure its okay, test a razorblade on your Zombie Dragon wife while just sitting at the table
>You both look curiously at the incision, with her paying rapt attention
>A little trickle of pale blood trickles out, confirming that there is indeed bloodflow
>She giddily smiles and hugs you knowing it works and that its a new fun thing to do in bed
No matter what you do, remember to do it responsibly and maturely and know each others' limits, even if they seem limitless like they do with a Zombie Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979654
I meant in the context of sexual violence and bodily harm, but that's cute. I would totally watch your amatuer sextape with my waifu.

>>17979659
I was thinking more in the context of licking the wounds than the actual fetishitizing of blood. Something about her being horribly vulnerable and trying to alleviate her pain like a pair of dogs do for one another. It's the idea of the intimacy behind the act then the actual fluids spilling out.

Then again, I really don't want my waifu to bleed to death because I accidentally cleaved through the arteries in her neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979667
The beginning of that Wock doujin is kinda like that. The guy literally runs into a Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979670
>I'm sure a lot of dragonfags would be into that
I'm pretty sure there are more people who are into domming the dragon than being the princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979654
>>17979670
>dragonfags in charge of not being homosexuals

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979626
I think I've mentioned in no small capacity previously my desires to lovingly mindbreak a Dragon Zombie and the sky's really the limit from there. Irregardless of discussions of whether they actually are intelligent or super-simple, the latter is how mine would end up one way or another, just a happy loving Dolly that would never disobey even if she could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979626
>>17979684
>What is the farthest you would you go with your waifu
>in the context of sexual violence
me on the receiving end of rape play

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979667
>Implying I'm not going to pepper spray the fuck out of any towering, muscle-bound red-onis with cheese-grater abs and tree trunk arms that try to get my dick. Please, do you really think me so careless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979684
Ah, that's a kinder aspect of blood stuff I still don't claim to see the appeal of but I'm sure it would be nice you and your waifu were into it anon.

With some sort mge magic I'd love to brand my name or crest onto my ZD wife, either over her womb or on her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979697
>not compromising for your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979626
Elemental breath play. As in I build up enough magic resistance and she blows a small amount of fire inside of me, it's something I'd do at elast once.

[Anonymous No.]

So
Is it possible to connect a dark mage's crystal ball to the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979725
Gremlin-chan No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979719
As long as she does it for me we'd be fine. I don't think it would be possible for me to crossdress either way though, I just wouldn't be able to get into character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979725
Liches can with crystals, so it's not a stretch for Dark Mages.
Phrasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979620
I know I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979717
Just be aware that if you do it on her butt she will constantly be looking over her shoulder to look at it and start playing with her supple big soft ass to remind herself its there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979717
>Branding
Damn, that sounds kinda hot.

I would love to get a matching tattoo with my waifu. Something to declare our eternal and unchanging love for one another. Like matching pleasure runes or a small nondescript tattoo of that park bench we first met at while she was feeding the birds and had wild sex on in the dead of night a few years later.

What mamano was made for exhibitionism?
I like the idea of being raped by an invisible Cheshire in someplace racy.

[Anonymous No.]

So with Houri being sort of permavirgins could you
recreate your houri wifes first anal experience every night, complete with nervousness ("S-something that big won't fit there dearest husband!") and blushing, shameful utterances of pleasure once the intial discomfort is over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979744
Amazons mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979741
And if it's on her abdomen she'll be rubbing it softly now and again, reminded of the pleasure you will bring her soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979746
>permavirgins
Is this what Osama Bin Laden was trying to sell people?

I really don't get the appeal of having 72 virgins otherwise, because once you dick them that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979744
>branding your cat's ass
It arouses me, but at the same time, the fact that it's definitive annoys me.
And you can do it only once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979746
That's what its there for. It effects you too, so you'll have the sensations of it being as if its your first time doing it too.
The fear in her eyes will be legitimate every time and her body will let you know especially when over the course of time incubization makes you huge down there, so that 'first time' every night will be even more effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979756
Not to mention it's never explained if they're cute, or even female, or even human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979746
>anal
Dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979626
My waifu and I would do a whole lot of stuff that most people would consider pretty far anon. Stuff like extreme and/or long-term bondage, extreme deepthraoting, breathplay, hardcore tickle torture, diapers (clean only), crossdressing/sissification, chastity, petplay, pegging, maybe some light sexual violence like choking or punching if we get really into spanking or something. This would all be stuff that we'd each be on both ends of, plus we'd include our daughteru in most of it too. In all honesty our only hard nos would be blood, scat, vomit, NTR and extreme transformation.

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>>17978781
>>17978831
KC can do some damn fine armor designs.
Also, this is further proof that MGE Succubi are top-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979615
No but I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979782
>Nobody writes anything about vanilla Succubi ever
Fucking WHY. They're made for cuddle fucks.

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>>17979781
>Second spoiler
Wow KDF, I seriously don't understand why people hate you, you don't seem all that bad.

Well, except for the diaper part. I will never understand you toddler-cons and your obsession with crinkle. what makes diapers so sexy to you?

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>>17979731
If I would live in a tree house with the dark mage I would totally want to figure this out.
Also I'm interested in making numerous alchemical recipes in the cauldron.

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>>17979697
>forgetting anubisdragoncuck
Sheer numbers do not outweigh such a concentration of faggotry.

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>>17979746
>>17979756
The only perma virgin is alice, houris only have a virgin like attitude to sec and relationships, meaning every night is honey moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979805
The shitstorm that followed that was fantastic to see.

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>>17979781
Fuck off.

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>>17979791
If I had more determination and writing skills I would totally do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979766
>He doesn't want to cum deep inside his wife's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979805
That is a whole another level and he's more anubisfag than dragonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

/d/ please restrain yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979800
>>17979781
>Being ok with ntr
I hope Eros smites the shit out of you both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979818
Hi, I'm /d/.

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>>17979820
They just said NTR was shit. Please read before you attack others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979820
>" I hate NTR"
>Kys ntr fag
What is reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979806
Alice's are top tier for me, purely because I have a fetish for watching her blood spill onto my dick. Well that and their "incorruptible" and sweet personalities.

Houri's are made for lovey-dovey romancing like eye contact, cuddling, and hand-holding while doing nothing even remotely sexual.

Why can't monster girls be real? I just want to give her a kiss goodnight and my life will be complete.

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>>17979818
well while we are on the subject, I am strangely aroused at the thought of a lamia constricting me.

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>>17979800
My diaper fetish and my loli fetish actually have very little to do with each other. They do go good together, but the reasons for the two are quite different. For me diapers are appealing because of the restrictiveness that comes form having the bulk between the legs (as a bondage accessory), and the feel of the material (much like my attraction to latex). There's also a little bit of a humiliation aspect there for sure, but it's not really about the understanding or even the implication of not being able to control one's bodily functions as in my headcanon those would effectively go away, it's more of a humiliation based on bondage and restriction.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I forget just how many here come from /d/

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>>17979791
Because, I have too much of an ego to write simple romance fap-fics. Although there was that one idea I had for a story involving a succubus burn victim.

Between that, balalaika, katawa-shoujo, and eye patches, do I have a burn-victim fetish?

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>>17979805
Anubiscuck's only crime was not getting more art in a similar vein along with more threesome art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979851
As the old guard from /a/ began to move on to better days, the new filth floods in from less desirable places.

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>>17979851
It's just the big attentionwhores, like kdf who is literally homosex on top of everything else like a fucking diaper fetish. Sometimes people let him get away with way too much faggotry "because he's so nice"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979864
What was his deal and how was he different from KDF with his wife and daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979866
Anon, you've got it the other way around.
We were mostly /d/ and /tg/ dudes on /a/ at the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979846
Oooooh, that makes sense. So it's just the BDSM stuff that gets you going.

Makes sense to me, but I'd prefer a leash and collar, and leaving her a shivering mess, unable to stand, bent over the kitchen counter, and drenched in her own piss if we're talking about humiliation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979870
Are you seriously incapable of going a single day without bitching about him? Fucking seriously, you whiny cunts are the real cancer in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979870
>literally homosex
>won't shut up about fucking one or both of 2 girls
I know he said he's bi but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979869
There's honestly not much difference, he liked two girls he was fond of making out and the thought of having a threesome with them, KDF talks about similar things with his daughteru and wife all the time.
>>17979872
This. Lets not forget that people voted for the truckercore incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979854
>monstergirl Katawa Shoujo
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979892

>Lamia with no arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979870
>i-it's just a few people I swear
>poll of fucked up fetishes had varied results
The main reason arguments happen is because no one can agree on the same type of /d/ shit so everyone has to meet in the vanilla middle ground to avoid WWIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979885
>So it's just the BDSM stuff that gets you going.
for too long.
Yes, exactly.

>spoiler
Yeah that's just way too much for me anon. Maybe if it were her lady juices instead because pee is still really pushing it, plus we'd need to do some really nice aftercare because I'm too soft to leave her like that after we were both finished.

[Anonymous No.]

And then the thread devolved into arguing about cancer and /d/ stuff when this whole setting is basically /d/ to it's core.

You guys realize that these threads are basically the same level of cancer as all 80 billion of the touhou threads right?

[Anonymous No.]

Lusty monstergirls + pure-hearted paladins = best combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979854
Pretty sure if a shit tier writer like bollocks could pump something out you can as well if you put your mind to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979903
>poll of fucked up fetishes had varied results
That one surprised me a lot.
Like, there wasn't a case of there were some agreement on top or bottom fetishes. No option got over 10% of the votes.

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>>17979905
I get ya, I'd probably be too chicken to just leave her like that too. I'd probably just stay leaned over with her, arms around her waist whispering things like "You're such a good girl" and "I love you so much sweetie." and "You look so pretty." I mean, I'd like to overwhelm her, but I don't want to hurt her.

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>>17979905
Out of curiosity if you don't mind my asking, were you ever planning to finish your Jubjub story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979903
Good thing the totally honest and not shit stirring and not subversive and not created by a shitposting /d/tard poll only had options for fetishes and no option for "/d/ needs to fuck off", so we clearly got perfectly accurate voting results woth citing from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979913
I really do like writing, and I probably could if I really set my mind to it and didn't let my ADHD drag me around all over the place. Between that, my under-developed skill level, and suicidal depression I will likely never finish a story.

I wish I had a supportive kiki to serve me tea while I worked.

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>>17979906
But if people can talk about something anon doesn't like that means someone with different tastes would be happy.
>>17979931
>being this mad
The point of the poll was to see the variation of /d/ fetishes, not to set up a secret police force to get rid of [fetish you don't like here]

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[Anonymous No.]

Okay who here actually has a feitish that would be considered /d/? Besides monster girls of course. No need to be specific just say yes or no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
If /d/'s catalog is any indicator, I have 3 or 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
Depends what you class as /d/, I have plenty that people from here would call /d/ because they don't like it but are realistically /h/ material.

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>>17979920
Yes anon, you put it perfectly. Happy overwhelming is the best, and "good girl" would be my Kobolds' all time favorite form of praise no matter the scenario.

>>17979930
Not really anon, I'm sorry if you were hoping I would. I had just become acquainted with my waifu and daughteru around the time I was brainstorming for that story, so it was really difficult to write and it was actually what showed me I couldn't comfortably write about girls other than my Kobolds.

>>17979952
Yes.

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>>17979952
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979945
The point of the poll was so the scum from /d/ can cite it to pretend they're a majority, and push their shit here. Not to mention it was one of the multiple-choice ones too, to give the impression a bigger crowd voted on it than they actually did.

And who knows how many outsiders or just plain pure shitposters voted in it and where else it was linked to, because the fag who made and posted it here sure as shit wasn't anywhere close to impartial and had painfully obvious ulterior motives.

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>>17979952
I think I'm pretty vanilla. I'd enjoy things like biting and scratching to leave some marks, a bit of exhibitionism and I think that's it. I'm a switch and enjoy the gentle sides of both femdom and maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979969
Class it as "you could make a thread for it on /d/ and they wouldn't redirect you to /h/."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979946
Well damn, good to know my weird fetish isn't limited to burn victims. Considering the way fetishes develop during childhood, what prompts someone to develop a scar fetish?

Empathy? A desire to be relied on since your mate is weaker than you?

Where are the psychologist anons when you need them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
Do we truly need to continue this talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979976
Actually the two biggest ones on the poll were Mind Control and Hypnosis, which aren't really pushed all that much here. I mean I could go for those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
Fuck off, there's an answer for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
I like gangbangs. But only sometimes. I Mind control and hypnosis.
And I actually like futa.

As far as I know, mind control is the only one of those that are accepted here.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/andrew-mendoza-horse-sex-make-baby_n_2639598.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
I love the idea of being romantic, but I know there is definitely an angry, abusive, and forceful side to me. I'm /d/ but not too /d/ as to live down there. I can still see the sun.

I mean did you see that pic of a girl with an entire fucking bike up her cooch? What kind of twisted fuck finds that arousing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
>>17979986
Surprisingly a lot after looking at the catalogue,I don't think any are shitstorm topics around here though.
Tall/Amazonian girls, slavery (maledom),petplay (maledom or femdom),orgasm denial (femdom), incest and the only one I can think of that may cause trouble in these parts is included in MGE anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980003
>I like gangbangs
My nigga. That's not really /d/ though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980010
>https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/andrew-mendoza-horse-sex-make-baby_n_2639598.html
>Wanted to have a stable relationship.
Fucking wew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
I'm into spanking, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
Long tongues

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[Anonymous No.]

Man all this /d/ talk has really worn me out, I wish I had some ice cream to share with a holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17974872
>>17974876
>>17974884
>Christfags constantly trying to ban any mention of sexuality in public when their own holy book has passages like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979911
what about tsunderes(male)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979987
the best youll get here are armchair psychologists but i think you got it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979759
You know what I like anon.

>slap your mana-charged hyperweapon down onto her mocca-coloured backside
>You can feel her shiver and fidget as even if she can't see it she knows it will be an ordeal
>next she'll be on top, me not moving and she not getting off until she can take it all the way to the balls

[Anonymous No.]

How would the Sabbath react to this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979757
With magic you could have it fade over time so you'd have renew it in a different place now and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980088
Something along the lines of a bunch of witches gangraping him.

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>>17979911

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979833
>that first part
Good stuff, I bet you want to look into her eyes to see her reaction as you do it every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979911
Pure-hearted monstergirls being awoken to their lust by a perverted anon = better combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980088
PANIC

>>17980091
Sounds lewd.
I like, through it's a really severe punishment. Worse than spanking by far.

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>>17980088

He's public enemy number one for them

it would be funny if the Sabbath gave him a taste of his own medicine.

>A baphomet asking him to have a seat.
>He's free to leave but he'll get ambushed by various Sabbath members dressed as cops telling him to get on the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979891
I saw someone post about his demon/titantia wives getting frisky with eachother just before or during sex, the greentexts were pretty hot actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980108
Why did you feel the need to post that as an image? It doesn’t relate to monster girls and there is no added value compared to simply writing the text in a post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980125
No, that is the absolute worst. How dare you. How dare you make me read that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
Yes, and it's one that has tried to make a home here though I know better and never pushed for it to be so. It shouldn't be hard to keep your stuff seperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980088
>>17980108
Stop wasting images on stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979997
Don't mindflayers and some others fall there anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980108
Where do these retards keep coming from? Was one of these threads recently linked somewhere or what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
Glowing body orifices, male snuff if by Succubus, Bondage, Mind Control, Hypnosis,
Cumflation, Lipples, Corruption, Violent sex (i.e.
biting, scratching, enough to draw blood), Body possession, the Sith not being useless fucking dumpster fires and being transformed into better versions that don't pander to literal faggots.

Oh, and the most degenerate one of all!

Using Polymerization to fuse a girl and a dog together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980056
I can do you some hot chocolate, no ice cream though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980163
>Using Polymerization to fuse a girl and a dog together.
Already done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980144
In case you haven't noticed, he's the image spammer from /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
I have a fuckton, but only very few are ones I would actually like on a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980116
yep, I'm gonna maintain eye contact and slip my tongue into her mouth for a long kiss before pulling her into a hug and telling her how much Oniichan loves her.

Then I'm going to pump 8 loads into her loli pussy and force her to spread it so I can see the blood and semen mixing together before making her lick me clean and giving her a kiss goodnight.

Deflowering my imouto would be something I looked forward to every time I came home from work. I'd also bring her home lots of sweets and cakes and spoil her rotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980136
I wouldn't want actual searing pain, more like a magic brand that causes a tingling and lewd sensation she can't shake for a while. It's more about her and others knowing where she belongs that arouses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17974006

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>>17979911
Caring monster girl with nothing but love in her heart + scarred and jaded paladin in need of healing = True combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980181
Ha, magical stuff.

>>17980176
That's a really cute picture here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979833
>>17980176
I need a picture of an Alice in a maid outfit feeding cake to her o̶n̶i̶i̶-̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980176
Lewd but kind, I think your a good otouto anon.

I imagine you holding her legs over her head as you make her show you her deflowered pussy and the mess you've made of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980196
Gasp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980184

I like that combo though it doesn't have to be a Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
does femdom, count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980199
Anon, stop. I've already fapped twice today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980198
I'd rather repeatedly give cake to my imotou because she's such a sweetie.
She'll be the cutest imotou

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, is that armored Succubus in the image above going to be another Succubus subspecies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979911
>MG trys to woo a sweet cinnamon roll too good for this world whos denser than a blackhole

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980229
no they're transformed knights from lescatie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980196
MY POSE AINT HERE

Pretty much me on the left not the left of the pic nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979911
>>17980232

>Pure-hearted, cinnamon roll farmer boy
>Lusty Succubus who is attempting to woo him

>But she's incredibly inexperienced and socially awkward and constantly messes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980242
So basically a Hex Maniac type succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980086
>Flop your Magnum XL down on her backside
>Its almost comical how many ways it should not, could not ever fit
>She's absolutely vibrating in trepidation, stuttering out while glancing over her shoulder, little wet patches already forming under her eyes
>"P-p-p-please do be c-c-careful, sweet husband! D-d-don't break your little wife on her first night- Eep!"
>you start rubbing it on her back, letting the crest of her cheeks help it become fully erect
>Finally it stands at full attention, and a look of utter defeat and despair fills her eyes as she stares at it over her shoulder
>"I... I l-love you, sweetie, please be g-gentle...!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
Yeah tons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980088
>High Inquisitor Christopher Hansen
>The terror of shotaloving CC monstergirls everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980247
A what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980224
With how innocent Alice is I bet she'd give off a a cute whine and get a guilty look on her face if you then told her to clean up "her" mess of your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980263

he's referring to the hex maniac trainer type from Pokemon specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980247
>>17980242

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /mgt/, I want to become a top tier draw fag like barb.

When I try to draw my hands are so shaky I can't draw a straight line. My understanding of perspective and proportions is child-like at best. I am worse than a preschooler in terms of raw talent.

How do I do the doodle dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980269
The style is good but the head being basically plastered on isn't doing the picture any justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980270
Step 1: Get paper
Step 2: Get a pencil
Step 3: Do what you can't until you can
That's it. Go to the basics every time. If you can't draw a straight line, draw straight lines till you nail it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980262
>What are these potions for?
>"Uhmm, n-nothing at all, it wasn't for him."
>I have the chatlogs
He is a brave man, sending CCs to man their age and healing their shota fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980264
Nooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980269
>Tomoko wants a sexy body as a monster
>ends up as a frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979791
Top 10 species that have the most stories on KC's website:

Succubus (172)
Dragon (128)
Vampire (105)
Lilim (100)
Baphomet (97)
Gazer (82)
Shirohebi (79)
Alp (74)
Lizardman (96)
Kikimora (61)

They are also the most popular monster girl by far in video games, manga, hentai, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980268
Sorry, I don't play Pokemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980262
>Dark Mage at the beach with her """""adopted son"""""
>In a super flashy and super slutty swimsuit that shows off her hourglass figure, him in swim trunks that are far too tight for his magically enhanced package
>She's laying down on a towel, drink not far away and him rubbing sun cream into her back as she dirty talks him all sorts of horribly lewd things she's gonna do to him
>Suddenly a shadow overtakes them
>It's Paladin Hansen
>"Ahem. Wot are you doing 'ere, ma'am?"
>She bolts up and gasps before covering herself up more
>"GYAAhaa, haha hahaha nothing Paladin Hansen! Just, just having a fun day at the beach with mommy and son, r-right snookems, heheheha?"
>She nervously gives him the most platonic hug she can muster herself to do and he doesn't respond for fear of getting an erection at contact with the woman who not an hour ago had him dumping enough cum between her tits to fill a cauldron (which it did)
>Paladin Hansen narrows his eyes but decides its not worth his time at the moment
>"Hmph, well, quite right, you're free to do as you please then."
>Galumphs off in full heavy armor despite the sunny beach as the Dark Mage sighs in relief and the shota pats her back reassuringly

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have some corruption stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978490
I love her
>spoiler
I hate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980270


They say drawing from your shoulder instead of your wrist helps with more stable lines. There are books and such about those things.

As for the last thing, in the words of Bob Ross:

"Talent is a pursued interest. In other words anything you are willing practice you can do."

[Anonymous No.]

>we now have armored Succubi that serve under the Demon Lord
>still no artistic depictions of the Undead Succubi KC mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980287
>Lilims
>The fourth most in total story count
Suddenly it makes the memehate for them here seem petty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980287
Alp that high

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980249
>I love you too darling
>her entire body is as stiff as a plank as you slowly make your way inside, letting her feel every bump and vein
>once you're fully in you turn her head towards you and get a glimpse of her expression, a beautiful mix of pain and pleasure
>this drives you to rut her like beast, her knees soon giving out until she is flat against the bed and your are drilling her ass pronebone
>finish if as deep as you can, almost nothing leaving due to her hole being as fresh as it always was by the end
>she can only babble incoherently as her heartpupils turn wavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980296
>memehate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980295
>undead succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980300
>>17980304
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980283

>When (if) she finally builds up the guts to rape a guy he's initially disgusted and she has to force pleasure on him through his revulsion with slime and her inhumanly long tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980282
Look at that sweet smile anon, do you really want to dirty such a sweet creature with you beastly lust? She'll get more used to it but it will always be a new experience to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980270
If you want to feel better, ask barb to share his old stuff sometimes.
I don't mean his faces that got memed on either, I mean his really old stuff from his deviantart days. Don't give up because you don't think you have "raw talent" because for 99% of artists, if not more than that it's a complete myth and everything they do is the result of hard work.

I'm no artist but trust me when I say don't just keep drawing blindly, do studies, figure drawing practice and looking at your work after to evaluate what exactly you need to improve after. If in doubt, ask other artists to give constructive criticism and for the love of god if you value your sanity, please avoid /ic/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
/d/ has reached the point that if there's no penises(female) or scat it's not /d/, so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980316
It's not violating her if I'm doing it lovingly right? Just like how consensual rape is just sex.
I'm not dirtying her, I'm making love to her. Deflowering your imouto is an important duty of every onii-chan.

POMF

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980301
>Heartpupils crossed and turned up and center
>One arm fully dangling, the other twitching every few irregular seconds
>Tongue hanging out of her mouth, completely numb and limp
>breath is in totally irregular short bursts like she's fighting to remember how to breathe
>lips still slightly moving as she babbles
>"a-ahnmysh.. shweeemalovushomush... f-filrmeuppeeshwifbighuesh c-cok, luffuluffuluffu shoo mushh..."
>Happily reach around and rub her swollen middle as you gently sit her in your lap to recover, also stroking her cheek and kissing the top of her head
She'll be like that for at least an hour before passing out, but it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980270
You practice, and practice, and practice some more. Take classes, learn colour theory, learn anatomy. Talk to other drawfaggots, learn from them, go to /ic/ if you hate yourself. Find a style that's most comfortable with you. No drawfaggot we have in the threads or otherwise like LN/Mari/Barb/etc got to where they are by it just HAPPENING. There was a lot of hard work and practice that went into it.

The best advice I can give to you is this; Confine yourself to the present and set realistic goals. Rather than worry about if some day you will be an accomplished content creator or at the level of Michelangelo or even greats like Leonardo and Van Gogh, focus on small goals. Learn to draw a straight line. Work your way up from there.

TL;DR: There is no step of the journey more important than the beginning-- To begin is already half the work, leaving the rest of your work. To begin again is to finish it.

Though, as much as this quote will make me sound pretentious and probably out me to certain people, there is something I'd like you to take to heart in order to help with criticisms you will receive and any self-doubts you have.

"Nothing happens to any man that nature has not made him to bear."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980270
Just practice.
Just think of yourself as a level 1 dude who needs to grind EXP by drawing and improving his skills by studying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980316
>>17980330
>Look at post number
>316
>John 3:16
God is ordering me to r̶a̶p̶e̶ make love to my imouto. As a God fearing christian I must comply, DEUS VULT!

[Anonymous No.]

>lilim masquerading as a farmgirl working in a farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980357
>Plot twist
>She actually enjoys farmwork and just wants to avoid the unwanted attention of everyone hearing of a simple farmer lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980357
They'd look weird with tanlines.

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>>17980356
10/10 would spoil.

I would be a terrible husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980010
>https://www.huffingtonpost
I ain't clicking that shit, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980262
>Christopher Hansen
It would be better as Christine Hansen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980357
How many lilims are there?

[Anonymous No.]

It is safe to impregnate (very) ancient evils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980383
It's not only safe, it's required

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980383
No.
It's anal only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980381
At least 100 according to KC
2 are offical and have been given names and theres about 5 made by writers in this thread and a fuckload over in japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980287
Lizardsmans are the last monstergirl I would think they'd write about. Wonder why they favor her and not Salamander or some other girl instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980398
The japs really love housewives and power fantasies. Salamanders require actual skill to please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980388
why would ancient evils need offspring? they are inmortal most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980335
Proper and loving aftercare is important, thanks for being lewd with me for short while anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980287
>Lizardman (96)
This one is pretty surprising, they used to be really popular here but Salamanders and other warriors but I guess in Japan their popularity was maintained. Salamander only has 20 stories there.

That said, there's a ton of thread staples Japan don't give a damn about, Lich is popular though.

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>>17974904
>apsara posts "bellydance for beginners" instructional stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980410
>>17980420

>japan
>shit taste

like the sun rises and sets, you can always expect them to have shit preferences, like truck death reincarnation fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17974904

>GazingNDazing Plays S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl (Part 42)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980430
I'd say it's less a case of shit taste in this case and more different.

There's some girls I really like that no one here cares for that Japan like enough to give more than a few stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980420
Just look at gazer. Only one person likes her here and in japan she has a lot of stories.
It's easy to see why people draw gazer so much when the fag requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17974904

>Red Oni does food reviews of fast food and different kinds of alcohol, usually cheap bottom-shelf stuff like malt liquor or discount whiskey

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980441
Someone should really do some smug gazer writefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980461
Dorks aren't allowed to be smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980270
>>17980275
>>17980294
>>17980318
>>17980340
>>17980352
Thank you, Anons. I'm going to practice until my fingers fall off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980456
It'd be interesting to see the dates of the stories as well.
I need more shirohebi in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980441
wtf even is stalker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980441
You are now imagining a Gazer with a russian accent playing through Slav games like S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Metro.
You are also imagining finding her on a dating site because she's lonely and wants a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980368
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/horseman-baby-687431

Is this better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980479
A Stalker is a man who stalks the Zone, looking for artefacts to sell.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that Pharaohs are rulers in the streets and cuddlebugs in the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980270
You try it for about a year and see if you get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980479
Russian survival horror game that takes place in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.
It's also pretty brutally difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980390
Hold on, let me concentrate. You have Aba's, Alp's, Ace's, Psychofox's, Maritan's, ELH's, Beast's, Chowder's, Lose's and maybe two or three unnamed ones that have been posted sometimes. The pastebin also mentions the Ryu friend and Mari's daughteru.
There are also three tumblr/deviant art lilims I believe, but I don't know their names nor their creators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980483
This never accured to me that stalker and made in abyss have the same basis for the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980364
>tanlines
not just that,
covered in dirt sweat and sometimes manure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980287
>none of my favorites are on there
>disappointed but not surprised
>apsara manticore jinko alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980481
What should I message her with? I'm really bad at fps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980492
Except that Stalker doesn't feature kids, and doesn't seem to get off on piss play and kid torture.
It's also a lot less drastic, but a bit more chaotic. Stalkers have very short lifespans, but they can quit anytime.

They just can't resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980495
Apsara (10)
Manticore (25)
Jinko (35)
Alraune (31)

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone tried translating any of those stories? I'm curious whether we could find any that aren't total crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980526
Not a good investment of time for a translator. The vast majority are going to be awful and no way of knowing till you read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980496
Anon, it doesn't matter to her. That adorable monoeye shortstack just wants a cute boy whose lap she can sit in as she plays games.
Just be ready for plenty of Blins every morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980526
We looked at some of them with google translate for the hell of it once, to see what the japanese writefags were doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980540

Pity his site doesn't include ratings or anything of the sort, so far as I can see (even AO3 and fucking FFnet have more than that).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980526
>>17980540
It's much like here from what Japanese readers I've talked to have told me, mixed quality across the board and some are really short but there's a nice amount of good smut in there too apparently.

There's also some infamously fetishy stuff that's been mentioned here before such as Chimera tail blowjobs
>>17980556
You can sort it by votes or comments at least, ratings would do wonders considering how many stories he hosts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC plays Fire Emblem Heroes
>S Supports a 5* 40+10 Arthur
Can't say I was expecting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>"So, like, get this, otouto. While I was out looking for something super cute to wear on our date, some dude came up and started hitting on me. But I could literally tell his dick was, like, 1/4 your size, so I told that loser to get lost. My little stud's dick is totally the biggest and fattest meat pole around. Now, whip out that monster cock for Onee-chan."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980584
What a slut. She could at least wait until AFTER the date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980591
It's a slut, anon. She can only think about cocks and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980584
Why does this feel so good and protective? When a gyaru onee-chan is focused on just (you), its like the most intense loyalty and love imaginable.
Would regularly intake Girtabilu venom to make sure I have the biggest most pleasing cock ever for my onee-mage chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980591
>implying any monster would wait until after the date to fuck you
Anon, that's just naive. If you go on a date with a monster girl, you're getting fucked before, during, and after the date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980548
>Look up Roper stories
>A significant number of those stories involve the guy taking it up the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980599
No need for that, Anon. Just let her desires mold your dick into her ideal stud cock. After she gets a taste of that, if some dude ever whipped out a dick bigger than yours, she'd just slap ot away and flip him off while continuing to throat your massive member. Even sluts can be loyal to a cock they love.

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>>17980390
>At least 100 according to KC
considering high level monsters are suppose to have low fertility they really must have been going at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980599
>Good and protective
I just see a girl horny enough to be called a jubjub and nothing else. If anything you're the one that has to protect her since the only thing she can do is have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980599
>"I love this dick, and I love the boy attached to it even more!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980584
>Some Chad comes up while you and her are walking in the mall
>Asks her if she wants to lose her twerpy little brother and get with a real man
>She stares angrily at him then looks down and suddenly busts out laughing
>"Ahahahaha! Like, OMG! Ahahahaha! Oh, my gosh! W-what is that, ahahahaha!"
>Chad is confused and asks her what the hell is so funny
>She wipes tears of laughter out of her eyes and drapes her arms over you while sticking her ass up behind her and boobhatting you immensely with a smirk
>"Like, I'm a mage, and can like, use xray vision and stuff, and- oh my gosh, like are you even serious?"
>"Its like, barely the size of my otouto's arm! Ahahahaha~!"
>Chad is even more confused as you start to blush
>"What do you mean almost is big as his arm, that's hu-"
>He suddenly opens his eyes wide as he realizes the implications, and you blush even more intensely
>"W-wait a minute, that little guy's d-"
>"Like, get lost already, small-fry! Like, come talk to me, like, um, never?"
>Chad hurries off as your onee-chan smooches the top of your head and casually reaches her hands down the front of your pants to lazily jerk your dick
>"Like, seriously otouto, he was like, barely half your size! Like, what's wrong with people these days? Lets go find a bathroom~"

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>>17980541
But I don't want to come off as a total creep! Plus, if I tell her the only games I'm good at are league of legends and jrpg's she'll think I'm some kind of weeb trash that hugs a body pillow and writes fanfiction.

I need to impress her or she'll think I'm just some filthy casual! It's not like I can just message her with "Your eye is really pretty." She'll think I'm some kind of monoeye fetishist weirdo!

What do I do, gazerfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980615
Tentacles go where they gotta go anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980617
>>17980622
>She becomes visibly, physically disgusted by the notion of any dick that isn't yours
>Some loser tries to flash her and she practically vaporizes him with magic, then flies home begging you to cum on her eyes to, like, bleach out the horrible image
>Oblige, and she lets out a massive sigh of relief as you give her a huge facial before she leans in and smooches your balls deeply while stroking your neck behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980618
Maybe it's because she is a succubus and the dude is god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980490
So are there any actually good Lilims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980627
Gazerfag doesn't actually talk about his waifu, he just posts pictures for attention. I've literally never heard him talk with any sort of passion for her and I've even tried asking him before.
He just enjoys that he's become a meme in artist circles in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980642
No bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980584
I can't get hard to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980615
Come on man, stop wasting images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980627
>That spoiler
Ha! I wish. If I had that guy's capital I'd be living easy.
But seriously, just message her on that dating site, tell her you're interested and see where the date takes you.
Worst comes to worst she can teach you how to be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980642
Depends on what do you mean by good. But yes, mine is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980644
must be why he likes gazers so much. He is literally such a massive attention whore that the thought of being watched by all her eyes is what actually gets him off.

My god, it all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980644
This needs explaining? Thought it was obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980652
Do you think she likes blazblue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980624
>She sees a fairy's husband and gets upset
>Days later and her otouto's dick is two times his size

[Anonymous No.]

How would a roper react if she saw tentacle porn from our world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980668
"Why are they raping a woman?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980633
>letting a Roper put tentacles up your ass
Geez, and they say fucking an Alp is gay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980672
>Ropers start out appearing as egg-like, shell-covered, spherical objects; adult ropers seize human women with their tentacles and shove their ovipositor tentacle into the human's vagina to implant these "roper eggs".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980666
>"Like, its only temporary, stud! And I promise we'll do that thing you like afterward and I won't interfere like I usually do, okay?"

>Two hours of /d/ tier megadick shenanigans and a dispel later

>Anon is sitting comfortably eating an ice cream cone in the lap of his Onee-chan looking out over the backyard as she smiles and simply strokes his hair
>No sex, no lewd, no interruptions, just the two of them being comfy
>Anon figures that was a pretty damn good trade

[Anonymous No.]

Suppose a human woman dies, and her soul becomes a ghost while her body turns into a zombie. What would happen if the woman's ghost and her zombified body fell for the same guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980690
They'd have a threesome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980690
I'm pretty sure the soul would return to the body once the zombie is made

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980686
Non-sexual moments with a gyaru Onee-chan are great. Playing games, going to the park, cooking together. I need a loving gyaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980690
It's be like having sex with twins that are a different species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980690
Wouldn't the ghost just possess her own corpse then? Causing a strange duality to her personality that slowly grows into a much wider and disturbing disparity over time. Also resulting in twice as much semen hunger.

Eventually the zombie would turn into in a wight but what happens to the ghost then? Does she become a super wight? Maybe the ghost becomes her stand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980702
I bet she'd unexpectedly be very deft at avoiding patronizing you too despite how it might seem.
Human women might scoff at your videogames or treat you like a child, but she'd show genuine interest and respect and curiosity at the stuff you're into in those moments.
Granted, she'd still refer to you from time to time as her 'little studly thundercock cutie otouto", but its a term of endearment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980690
On mge the soul returns to the body, otherwise you can do the 8 beings bullshit.
You know, a ghost, a skeleton, a zombie, a beholder or something like that and many more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980699
The soul is gone-all that's left is MAMONO MANA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980719
But does she cuddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980665
She's more of a Killer Instinct girl, but she'd play it if it meant you were having fun.
Relationships are full of compromises after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17977438
sleep tite hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980735
Does she cuddle, he asks.

Anon, she conjured an entire pocket dimension solely for the sake of nontemporal cuddling with her otouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980749
I imagine it's filled with pillows and plushies for maximum comfort. And she loves nothing more than to push her otouto's face into her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980644
>>17980656
>>17980658
Or the more likely answer being he just doesn't talk about her here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980749

Speaking of pocket dimensions I may well ask something I've had on my mind.

So think of your waifu or if you dont have one any MG you like.

OK, now that MG, regardless of how impossible it may seem has after how many years has learned how to create her own pocket dimension even if it's a Devil Bug.

What kind of place would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980793
He just barely talks at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980811
If he did he'd be called an attention whore for talking about her every thread.

Seriously, it's pretty stupid to say someone who only posts occasionally when they get a new pic that is thread relevant is an attention whore. It reeks of sour grapes and petty jealousy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980737
I wouldn't mind learning killer instinct. I'm really not that good at fighting games to begin with, but she better not hold back on me!

I suppose I'll at least give her a raincheck and invite her to a nice park or something. Somewhere we can get some spotpasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
>Pharaoh
A nice bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
>gremlin
A Vinci city from Rise of Legends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980290
>ntr
Out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980838
Que?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
>Cheshire
A small house filled with miscellaneous furniture pieces that has all the laws of physics and matter completely reversed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
My Kobold waifu would want to put our sex dungeon in there. If it wouldn't fit then it'd be a sex dungeon annex or maybe a comfy cuddling room. Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
>Shoggoth
She is the pocket dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980838
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980817
Agreed. Calling him an attention whore seems wrong because it's not just here that he doesn't talk, no one seems to care about it when he does it anyway so he just disappeared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980838
Anon, what are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980838
What? I swear the posters in this thread get dumber and dumber every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980862
Newfaggotry has been rampant for a while now if posts from previous threads and offtopic images are anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980848
>Late for work because you got sucked into a TV show
>Scrambling a little
>Your Shoggoth maid keeps point out all the things you're forgetting and dropping
>Finally ready to go
>She asks you for a hug before you leave
>Lean in to hug her only to fall forward into her
>Stumble a little and realize you're at your desk at work
>"What."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980818
>Apsara
>Dark, warm temple chamber
>Plush wall hangings in dark colors
>Incense burning everywhere
>Chaise longue big enough for two
>Open space big enough to dance in
>Basically exactly what D3lirium described in his story

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make my Kiki maid eat a bowl of eggs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980869
It saves a lot of time when you go to bed wearing pajamas but wake up wearing a suit and tie. Such a thoughtful maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
>Dragon
A museum of sorts where she can place her treasures in specific places and they are always clean. No, she is not an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980898
I want to stare disapprovingly at my Kiki maid while playing with a thin, threatening bamboo cane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978146
>Why on earth would they be ruined
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5519340/

[Anonymous No.]

What are MG's reactions to an All Male School.
And there isn't a single human female/MG teacher there.
>Imagine the headlines
>The attempted "Exchange Students" that always get denied.
>And no matter the attempts from sabbath scouts, demons, succubi, or even the resident lillim, nothing gets past their top-notch security and student checking. They can smell a fairy and wisp inside a backpack under layers of papers and pencils

[Anonymous No.]

>>17976403
I don't read it for the porn ,believe me when I say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980869
And from them on, anon lived in his shoggoth waifu for forever. From an outsider's point of view, both him and his maid just suddenly disappeared one day without leaving any trace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980911
What if it's good?
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980912
Wait, what about alps then?
I've never been to a all male school, but I've hear that there's a lot of repressed sexual urges there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980844
Las cucarachas entran, pero no pueden sali

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
>Vamp Mosquito
An endless swamp that's always in summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980927
You don't listen to fujoshi there isn't
There's also less bullying and more comradirie since guys arnt in competition for females

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980931
Please don't trap the roaches, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980911
>live action monster musume
>starring will Smith

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980931
Would a kiki keep a house free of devilbugs or would she mistake them for guests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980958
Either way. If she's a yandere she might keep them all locked in cages in the basement that Master doesn't even know exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980931
At least it's not a mosquito. Fuck those things and their feet fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980410
I want to be a house husband though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980906
>Stare disapprovingly
You better make it up to her then.
>This Cheers the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979952
Oh yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978974
I'm not comfortable wiuth this stuff rearing its head in the mainstream

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cockblock a cheshires teasing by not reacting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980972
>and their feet fetish.
Not sure what you mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best position for sex with loli MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
A treasury, of things both valuable and sentimental, with a large library in it, of books both found and written by her, full of knowledge. And that one forbidden section I'm not allowed in, but it makes her blush whenever I ask what's in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981000
20 year to life

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980994
Do you want a pouting Cheshire? Because that's how you get a pouting Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981012
Yep.
She'll try all her best teasing and years of public school will have deadened me to such things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981000
Lotus, alternatively knees-by-the-ears full-nelson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981000
Different variations of doggystyle and bending them over things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975876
Man's best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
>Crow Tengu.
A cozy home filled with bookcases and comfortable furniture on a mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978046

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981089
>memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17974904
>Oomukade disgusted by her own body making videos with a human avatar
>"Oomuchi A.I. dess"
>She's highly popular because she has a cute voice but is terrified of people seeing how she really is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980673
Don't worry, she wouldn't do it if you didn't want her to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980999
That mosquitos love drinking blood from the feet and they will only stop when it gets cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17978781
That sword looks like something you'd see in GARO. Axe and spear wielding Succuknights when? Gotta complete the weapon triangle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981104
THE MEMES, JACK

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/xFwOlEzzeFg?t=50

>The sound the Order hears when Wendigo-Papa hears the cries of his daughters being bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981151
What a cute succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981165
Memes were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981175
Can't you take a hint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981179
I'm not the one who posted that hellhound one.
And I've been waiting to use that pic for a long ass time so I don't even care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980810
>Cursed Sword waifu
>It's an armory with a shooting range and everything you could ever need. Weapons, tools, equipment, ammunition? It's got it all
>And vodka, don't forget the vodka
>Basically the /k/ommando's wet dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981133
As a man who lives in the very center of the largest swamp in the US, I can tell you that mosquitos love sucking blood from everywhere equally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981169
Don't ruin Wolverine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981196
But do they kill? Because the ones in here keep fucking shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981196
>Oi, oi, you gonna give us that blood or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981205
Mosquitos don't kill, it's the disease that gets you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981228
And they are the ones that carry it those fuckers. They suck your blood and leave a little present at your feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981196
>live in 25th floor of an apartment
>stll get bitten
>her face when

[Anonymous No.]

What if Mosquitoes were fairy sized instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981257
>Let us in! All we need is your blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981089
The absolute worst thing about this is that the hellhounds not called a chadhound instead

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cook for a strongwoman competitor one day where a cold crisp beer is waiting for her with some collard greens and steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981306
Sounds like Gator-Chan is eating good tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

What makes her so happy? Did she managed to prank her childhood friend with fake money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981322
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981333
>What makes her so happy?
She took her joy,
Won't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981343
My favorite thing this thread has produced in the past year.
>>/jp/thread/S17074861#p17078318

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981274

>Getting a dozen or so stuck on you.
>Their little abdomens much bigger now that it's filled with blood
>They lick where they drew blood from for a bit and then kiss it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spank a Fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981391
One finger or two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981398
Flicking her with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981406
>you will never play a game of flick-the-Fairy

[Anonymous No.]

Which would you do as a kindergartner?

Go to the Dragon's Bakery to try out her new cheesecakes with her daughter?
Go to Lich's house to watch Scary Move 1 and 2 with her, Elf-Wight, and Albino Wighthebi?
Enjoy a fresh milkshake at that one friendly Demon's diner and listen to her day?
Or do you watch Ryu do a super flip off her new diving board at her pool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981419
I go straight home and do my homework while sitting in my momster's lap like a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981419
Get a lollipop from the weresheep nurse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981429
She's still on the lamb, anon, after it was revealed she kidnaps boys and keeps them in her basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981429
You only get a lolipop after your checkup anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981419
None of the above. If someone wanted to come play on the computers my house, they could. I had the Oregon Trail, Amazon trail, Civilization and that Lego robotics kit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981419
My kindergarten self wouldn't do any of those things, I'm not sure what he'd do since I don't remember anything from that time, but he'd probably go get something broken or get some infection.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope this guys improves his art soon, because I appreciate these off-profile designs in concept.

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>>17981450
donut steel

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>>17981419
Go home and molest my momsters butt

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>>17981440
Mg oregon trail sounds perilous.

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>>17981457
>>17981457
I'm going to need source here.

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>>17981440
>Going over to Anubis'
Everything already ends up involving that lego princess and her sugar cookies, I swear.

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>>17981457
Damn Oedipus Complex making me want to fuck my mom. I wish I had slept in my own bed like a normal kid.

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>>17981463
>sugar cookies

explain further.

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>>17981457
HmmmmmmmmmMMM?
My interest is piqued

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>>17981466
MGK Anubis likes sugar cookies.
Her mom makes them for her, and they're always in her lunches.
That's about it.

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>>17981461
https://exhentai.org/g/878645/5c1e5c8958/

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>>17981463
I’m going to build her a Lego robot to serve her cookies!

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>>17981475
Why not just propose to her already, Casanova?

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>>17981457

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>>17981482
What is this?

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>>17981485
>What is this?

Why must you ass such pointless question's anon. It's clearly porn.

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>>17981457
>>17981482
Stop posting off-topic garbage.

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>>17981489
Oh shut the fucking fuck up you fucking buzzkill. It's porn, drop your balls already.

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>>17981492
Stop posting off-topic garbage.

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>>17981460
Instead of diseases would it just be MGs stealing your people?

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>>17981516

but if you did that no one would die from dysentery

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>>17981492
>>17981502
FIGHT!
FIGHT!!
FIGHT!!!

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>>17980469

[Anonymous No.]

which one are you?

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>>17981535

None of those

[Anonymous No.]

If demonsilver doesn't cause real wounds, does stabbing a monster girl in the womb with it send her into berserker breeding mode? What about getting stabbed in the heart?

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis doesn't want you looking at her old high school yearbook photos!

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>>17981535
>going out to public events
None of them.

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>>17981525
Looks like the mods settled it for them.

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>>17981543
not even for a monster girl convention?

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>>17981544
Did they?

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>>17981535
No. 63. That's clearly the best situation right there. The trip to the hospital for a pelvis cast would be worth it too.

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>>17981535
Not pictured.

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>>17981541
But I want to see what she looked like in her embarrassing goth phase!

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>>17981545
Not even for a monster girl convention.

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>>17981545
And reveal my powerlevel?

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>>17981547
All the offtopic pics are gone so I'd say so.

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>WG3 delayed to summer comiket
>it means six more months with no new grills
It's ogre bros

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>>17981538
>stabbed through the heart
>and you're to blame

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>>17981535
No. 20.

I can't date a girl unless she can drink an aquarium of beer with me.

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>>17981545
I don't think I'd want the sort of girl attending there. Can't they rape me in an alley somewhere like a proper monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta get a grip

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>>17980931
>no devil bug that rants in a thick turkish accent about how Greece belongs to the Demon Realm, and how the Rape of Armenia don't real
Why live

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>>17981574
her right legs looks kind of
broken

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You're not quite in the mood, being a frump or whatever, and your monstergirl wife wants to get you in the mood without outright just raping you. What does she do?

For instance, my Demonfu would start sucking my fingers. No, flat out making out with them, almost pretending that they were me and doing everything to them just as she sits next to me on the couch.

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>>17981598
Considering my waifu's species, I don't have much say in the matter.

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>>17981598
annoy me until I give her what she wants
>"hey honey wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
im sure you can guess who

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>>17981598
Well first, she'd put on one of her sexy latex outfits. If that didn't work, she'd she'd start muzzling up against me, start whimpering, and give me her best puppy-dog eyes.

I'd be powerless to resist.

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>>17981614
Oh hai KDF!

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>>17981598
My Anubis wife would sit on my lap and slowly grind her hips into mine, flicking her tail over my chest while peering over her shoulder with sultry eyes. That, or she'd just hit me with a mummy curse, both are equally effective.

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>>17981622
Hi anon.

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>>17981598
Silently leave the room, then wait in the bedroom. When I enter, she'd be sprawled out in bellydancer jewels, the baths going, incense alighted, and her full delicious purple curves on full display as she starts rearing up and slowly bellydancing while beckoning me forward.
Can't resist that. At all.

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>>17981572
>I can't date a girl unless she can drink an aquarium of beer with me.
yes, im sure thats why.

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New story book by "Strange": After-School Alice Tale 2

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>>17981598
She'll tease me unrelentingly, gradually making it more intense as time goes on.

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>>17981641
God dammit I have been utterly ambushed over the past two days by Trumparts. What's the breakdown on what each suit means again?

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>>17981633
What can I say, I like beer.

[Anonymous No.]

Careful with the Mofu Yakuza. Ever notice that there’s the occasional Alp in their chamber?
https://myanimelist.net/anime/36873/
What the fuck Japan?

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>>17981641
>>17981656
They seem like they can be really cute and teleportation shenanigans are fun.

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>>17981656
Diamonds are sexual degenerates that turn you into literal dogs.

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>>17981674
Okay, so extra kinky, alright
What about the others? Does it say in the profile or is it in bonus materials?

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>>17981680
>Most “spade” soldiers have active personalities and enjoy moving their bodies. They take men to various places around Wonderland, and, with their excessive energy, they enjoy having sex with men just as if they were enjoying exercise. Most of them simply excel as warriors with high physical abilities, and their strength has been further enhanced by the queen, so their average fighting abilities are the highest.

>Most “club" soldiers have introverted and quiet personalities, and they prefer to stay inside their cards and read books, paint pictures, or play chess. They lead slothful and indulgent lives, continuously having sex alone together with a man while hardly ever coming out of their cards, but they are occasionally scolded by the queen and told to have sex outside too. Due to a high concentration ability and the magical power granted by the queen, they can fire powerful magic even while secluded in their cards.

>“Diamond” soldiers are mischievous and immensely curious about the men they capture, so they'll try teasing a man's body in every indecent manner than can think of. They prefer thrilling sex, such as changing a man into an animal and having sex with him. Together with the queen, they think up new mysterious occurrences for Wonderland, and they have been granted the power to actualize the things they come up with.

>The “heart” soldiers are a group of especially lewd people who prefer enjoying themselves with men more than anything. They give men a clear invitation to have sex without showing any indication of going for a capture. Despite secretly meeting, they'll unashamedly lavish words of love on their partner during sex. They have been granted power as a succubus (inma) by the queen, and it's kind of their job to scatter a pink atmosphere throughout the land while having sex with their husband.

>Their numbers are assigned according to their strength, but since they are favored by the Queen of Hearts, who boasts the most magical power (demonic energy) even out of the Mamono Lord's daughters, even the lower numbers are powerful enough to easily rout a group of human soldiers, and the higher cards rival higher rank monsters who can give even heroes a hard time. In the case of soldiers with the title of ace, it is purported that the power they possess even reaches that of a lower rank god.

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>>17981680
>Okay, so extra kinky, alright
Fuck right off, nothing about being turned into a dog is "alright".

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>>17981674
That was listed as an example of extremes, not the base fetish for all diamonds.

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Also a doujin by Sasai, featuring a "gifted" highschool girl being turned into a Holstaur.

https://twitter.com/sasainamono/status/936986755294572545

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>>17981598
She'll wrap her arms around me from behind and sensually press her panties into my face like a cloth laden with chloroform. While whispering dirty and perverted things into my ear while nibbling and sucking on the earlobe.

Things along the lines of, "Why are you being so selfish, Anony? Can't you see your poor wife is soaking wet and begging for attention? Why haven't you pushed me down and ravished me already? Can't you see my poor cunt is starving for your seed?"

If I still didn't comply she'd probably jerk me off from behind with her fuzzy paws or even better, wrap her panties around my dick and make long, slow, torturous strokes. Refusing to increase the pace until I ask her to. If I somehow managed to ignore her and her usual bullshit enough to endure. She'd probably keep going until I came, at that point all she'd need to do is lick my cum off of her panties or paws and I'd push her down.

Of course, she'd teleport and end up on top of me instead.

I'd honestly love to try and endure long enough for her to give up and disappear with an over the top "HNF" complete with nostril flare and glare. She'd end up moody the rest of the day and be super spiteful. Shaking her hips whenever she knew I was looking, turning up her nose whenever I went near her. Blue-balling me until I managed to catch her unaware, or more to her satisfaction, beg her to take care of me.

Geez I've never really thought about this before but now I really want it.

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>>17981688
t. Lilim.

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>>17981692
Gonna need source for this.

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>>17981690
Human women cannot be trusted.

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>>17981697
It's a Slapstickstrike doujin.

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>>17981598
She'd get really close, wrap her wing across my back and whisper some praises of how I'm her treasure and how important I am while rubbing my legs a bit

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>>17981674
Kept you waiting, huh?

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>>17981631
Man that damn cobra hood always gets me when it comes to apophis. I can't take her seriously with that thing.

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>>17981685
Thank you very much. They all sound fun in their own way, maybe not so much the Club, but I still wouldn't mind a full four card 'hand'

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>>17981690
Not sure how to translate the title, something like "My Childhood Friend's Milk"?

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>>17981706
I personally love it, I like to think its a part of her too in some way, it adds to the exoticness.

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>>17981674
I wouldn't mind if it was one of those "once in a blue moon" type deals. But I'd much prefer if we kept it just slightly less than vanilla most of the time.

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>>17981687
Yet there's no problem with being turned into a Stand/Ape-Man, a giant spider tentacle throne, a pussy squid, or literally melting together with your woman until the boundary between your bodies becomes muddled and you don't know where you end and she begins?

Christ, how fickle. It was listed as an example, nothing more. Diamonds are into kinky sex they find thrilling, such as more taboo things or shit that's just out of this world. If she could think of a scenario where she literally lactates maple syrup and you ejaculate whipped cream she'd do it just for the hilariously contrived imagery if it excited her.

I'd think with a thread full of waifu faggots you'd at least be man enough to give your woman your big red love rocket if she asked for it rather than bitching about how bad it is when there are far worse things she could be into. Like botfly removal.

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>>17981710
I just hope that it's a piece of jewelry or clothing in the profile cus that's a deal breaker otherwise.

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>>17981718
wtf is botfly removal?

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>>17981718
All of those are terrible, stop defending Diamonds just because those equally terrible things exist.

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>>17981721
https://imgur.com/a/tGq6R

Allow me to educate you, poor sweet summer child. Yes, an Anon on formerly-/tg/-now-/trash/ write thread did write it.

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>>17981718
People here have very restrictive imaginations and even worse tolerance of other people's imaginations, but I digress, as we've beaten this horse to death a hundred times over anyway and as long as the core sperges remain they'll never shut up about it.

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>>17981687
You could always convince her to do not bestiality things with it. Wouldn’t you like to get your belly rubbed, head patted, be told in a lovey voice how much she loves you and that you’re the best boy in the whole world?

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>>17979952
I'd say yes but didn't /d/ ban guro?

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>>17981740
No.

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>>17981729
>Actually defending beastiality
Jesus christ.

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>>17981743
Whaat really? Feels like it happened overnight.

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>>17981726
>https://imgur.com/a/tGq6R
Firstly, I ain't no summer child.
Secondly, how is that arousing?
I thought /d/ was the pinnacle of filth and degeneracy, but today I have been corrected. No matter how deep into the rabbit hole I seem to go, I still can't see the bottom. The internet is a horrifying place.

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>>17981753
/d/ is honestly mid-tier when it comes to fetishes and I always chuckle when people seem to imply it's the deepest
It's not even the deepest board on this site

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F R O N T

P U S S Y

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>>17981725
Not all Diamonds are into bestiality. That's the point of a fucking example, Anon. Personally I don't give two shits what fetishes people put in their content. What I do care about is people putting unpopular fetishes like scat, guro, bestiality, NTR, futanari (Depending on time of day I suppose) and shit like that and getting their panties in a knot when Anons tell them they don't like it.

The point of MGE is escapism. If you don't want your Diamond to be into bestiality and rather just have what could be considered "deviant" fetishes like sado-masochism and bondage go right ahead. It's your head canon. Just don't think it'll fly with everybody.

I mean shit, I actually headcanon that Cait Sith just pose as furries for their public face and are more similar to Blair from Soul Eater because that's LITERALLY ONE OF THE STORIES ABOUT THEM. A WITCH WHO TRANSFIGURED HERSELF INTO A CAT TOO MANY TIMES.

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>>17981753
I like this old quote from a wise anon:

Before internet:
>I want to fuck a helicopter
>”Shut up weirdo child”
>Have a normal life

After internet:
>”I want to fuck a helicopter”
>Finds group of 100+ other people who also want to fuck helicopters
>Ruin the rest of your life

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>>17981764
I like having the option, I'll say that. I appreciate that it can be there.

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>>17981759
About 1/3rd of /d/ is just
>I like dick
>But I don’t like men
>And I like women

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>>17981764
I thought centaur's with front pussy would be weird given the nature of her body but that actually looks lovely.

>>17981759
I don't browse /d/ and I know that sicker shit exists. It's just that when I see a girl shove an entire bike up her vag that I start to get concerned.

Furthermore, Mexican sugar dancing, concrete enemas, cannibalism, and urethra fucking.

That's about as far as my understanding goes. Please do not educate me further.

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>>17981778
I won't, its all good. The idea is just that there's all sorts of ranges people fall on with what they're into and comfortable with and it is what it is. No one's trying to force it on anyone, but if its there in the profile and people are into or at least okay with it, it's fine just letting it be what it is.

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>>17981774
Sometimes you feel like hugging her, sometimes you feel like her pinning you against the wall and sometimes, you just want to bury your face into that bottom as far as you can and get coated in her scent and taste.

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>>17981790
This flusters the Centaur.
And that is good.

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>>17981541
But she was cute with short hair and glasses!

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>>17981790
And sometimes, you just want to ride on her back, press your chin against her neck, and sniff her hair

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>>17981795
How would different centaurs' hair smell? White Horn is probably pine needles and winter berries.

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>>17981795
I bet she'd take one of your hands in hers in such a position and try to start pining with poetry about her love for you like a true chivalrous knight.
And either it goes sweet and well or she accidentally bumps into a wall because she's not looking where she's going

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>>17981792
I love flustered centaurs. For me, their perfect personality is some cross between Darkness/Lalatina and Centorea, not quite that masochistic, nor that formal.

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>>17981697
https://exhentai.org/g/859765/faf197eae7/

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>>17981535
I want to be 39 and take both of them home with me.

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>>17981764
>showing the dude's face
Kimochi warui.

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>>17981807
That sounds like the perfect mix to me too. Fantastic. So she'd almost certainly be a knight then? What other traits would she have?

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>>17981719
Don't worry, it is. Its a decorative headpiece that stays attached via magic, at least according to the apophis' "making of" material KC posted on enty.

Google translate of the relevant line:

>The decoration like the head of a cobra that is conspicuous in the decoration of silver is not physically fixed, but sticks with magical power, it seems not to be too heavy.

You can kind of tell on the extra art to the left as well that its not part of her body.

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>>17981764
Nice to finally see it in action.

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>>17981828
Jesus that image.

>"Ahahahaha~! Welcome home, dearest husband! How was your business trip? Oh, this? Why, look what I finally got around to finishing up while you were gone! Hmhm, say hello to your new pet, hubby! Can we keep her~?"

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>>17981828
>>17981840
God the Apophis is one sexy bitch. I'm kinda intimidated by them.

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>>17981819
Definitely a knight. Decent tits that may get in the way during harsh battle, but those battles dont happen much do they? Blonde hair is always great on centaurs when mixed with a palomino coat. Blue or green eyes is a nice perk. Backstory: She was a knight that had a bit of a crush on you back in school. When she learned that you were interested in monster girls she decided to monsterize to get stronger and to make you happy.

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>>17981840
You can have your greentext fun, but remember that as soon as they get a man the canon apophis lose all interest in overthrowing pharaohs.

Also for context, the caption for that image doesn't refer to the pharaoh as being a pet or anything like that, just about how corrupted pharaohs usually give up being queens and sometimes dress as dancers (the apophis' preferred clothing style) to seduce their men.

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>>17981840
Just imagine all the fun the two of you will have getting your new pet 'housebroken'.

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>>17981798

I wonder how embarrassed they would get if you inhaled that.

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>>17981856
Gonna get my grape snake fit and give that graped pharoah sweets.

Gonna be comfy cuddles

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>>17981853
Yeah, I know, but the image just begs for it too much and its too much fun a thought to just ignore for me anyway.
>>17981856
Oh, it would be a full month dedicated to it, you have no idea. It would be hard- very, very, very 'hard'- work, but we'd stick it out and make sure she knew how to follow commands. And we'd get her such a nice collar as a reward.
Fuckin a.

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>>17981856
The thought of a Apophis shimmying on a lewd metal thong onto a Pharaohs wide hips and large butt turns me into diamonds.

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>>17981852
Oh wow, so monsterizing into a Centaur huh? That's a rare one in my memory. I wonder what sort of adjustments would need to be made doing something like that. Maybe she'd be embarassed by her horse pussy only to realize how much more sensitive and easy to please it is?

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>>17981858
God, can you imagine how hot a flustered White Horn would get? You'd probably be seeing steam rise off her face and her hooves would melt the snow on contact.

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>>17981879
>Make a WH so flustered the air around her ignites like an inferno
>All because you're showing off images of when she was chubby in grade school to her friends

[Anonymous No.]

Short haired Miia picture I got from HHHori

Alternative hair styles are always nice.

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>>17981856
>>17981868
>Lounging in the coils of your Apophis and occassionally turning your head to suck on her bare tits
>All while your Pharaoh 'pet' is naked and bellydancing in front of the both of you, a lewd smile permanently plastered on her face
That's the lounge life right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a BIG cow?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when these ladies were dangerous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981887
>My art currently isn't too far off from KC around his start
My glorious days will soon begin, gentlemen.

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>>17981887
ANOOOON! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MEEEEEE! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!

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>>17981886
Yep.
Holsts are too big a sweeties for me to say no.
Minos and Hakus I'd agree as well.

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>>17981887
I'll be honest, I kind of miss the darker aspects of the early profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

What would getting a haircut/shave at a monstergirl-run barber shop be like?

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>>17981900
You will ALWAYS be offered a free manscaping with your regular haircut.

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>>17981887
Was it ever even confirmed this old translation was accurate for the time? I'm mostly curious if KC actually decided to change it as he ironed out his setting, or if we just got a bad translator back when random anonymous people were doing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980817
I already get on some people's nerves just posting new pictures every once in a while, I thought it's probably better to avoid waifuposting too much more on top of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981884
That's actually really nice. It's always nice to see alt. hairstyles, outfits, and other stuff.

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>>17981886

ew

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make time to do hobbies with your waifu, even if said hobby is putting plastic space skeletons together at midnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981900
After you've finished and left, a shirohebi would pay good money to clean up your hair shavings and take them home with her.

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>>17981903
One thing I've learned over the years is that while double-entendre and double meanings of words is a common thing in Japan for these kinds of things, KC takes it to an honestly absurd level
He's extremely punny with the monstrous aspects of things and how they actually are referring to sexual things, and it takes kind of knowing his style to start to pick up on it in translation

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>>17981913
>She puts them onto a toilet paper butter Golem she made in your likeness
>She cuddles against it every night, smearing the melted butter against her skin and imagining it as your cum

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>>17981904
Can't blame you, I've pretty much done the same thing. People got pissy earlier in the year about anons waifuposting so I'd personally rather not deal with that shit.

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>>17981900

lots of flirting

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>>17981916
/r9k/snake at it again

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>>17981915
Plus he seems to use hyperbole more than almost any writer I can think of, given how references to "constant sex" or thinking of nothing but sex pretty much never literally mean that, something he sometimes makes obvious later in the same series of paragraphs.

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>>17981856
Is this Loss?

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>>17981919
Yeah I feel like it's better to just sperg out about your wife in private or semi-private situations.

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>>17981874
I based it off an idea KC once mentioned in passing about there being monsterization clinics to help girls and couples adjust. I imagine it as anon received a summons to the clinic out of the blue to support someone. He arrives and discovers that she is there waiting for him and wants his input on the species and he would be the one to suggest something regal, sophisticated, and knightly to match her. She would peruse the encyclopedia before choosing a centaur and being supplied with the correct mana to make those changes. One very intense very long love making session later, she is know your centaur knight, ready to protect you and even take a beating if needed, knowing how strong her new body is. She figures out front/back by a sort of instinct.

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>>17981856
I do love that the artist reversed things as well.

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>>17981920
I don't know how I would feel about her living hair molesting my regular hair.

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>>17981885
>Whisper to Apophis about having some 'fun'
>She just smiles at you
>Her tail whips out, grabbing Pharaoh by the wrists
>Shes moans loudly as she is suddenly pinned to the ground
>'I must admit, seeing you shake your ass like a whore has gotten me rather excited.'
>You undo your pants, letting your throbbing cock hang free
>'Now you have to take responsibility for it.'
>Her face flushes & contorts into a lewd smile as her legs part on instinct
>Her pussy is drooling, a small puddle forming on the floor as you plunge your cock into her
>She lets out a cry of pure bliss, her entire body writhing as you split her
>'Ufufu. My, what a vulgar noise for a girl to make. Why don't we keep that mouth of yours quiet now?'
>Apophis buries her crotch in the Pharaoh's face, and she begins to obediently eat out her mistress
>'Mmmmm, that's a good girl. I think she deserves a treat.'
>You begin to vigorously pound the former queen, her plump brown curves jiggling with each thrust
>Apophis pulls you in close, giving you a deep kiss as the two of you share your favorite toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981945
Poor snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981951
You know
The Pharaoh would look MUCH better without the wierd double hairstyle she has going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981949

It's a pretty lewd thing for a Kejourou to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981951
That's absolute perfection. Just both of us deeply and passionately tonguing each other's mouths as the Pharaoh convulses in orgasm beneath us desperately trying to keep up.
We'd have such fun with her in so many situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981960
Would dandruff be like an STD to them? Because my hair would be like village bicycle.

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yurifags fuck off

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>>17981949
You ever experience one of those scalp massager tools? Maybe it'd feel like that but softer.

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>>17981971

Nah they don't get that at all so no worries.

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>>17981951
Are there diamonds that are naturally found in the desert? Because that's what I am right now

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>>17981984
Anyone having better luck with writing then i am right now?

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>>17981989
Sorry didnt meat to quote

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>>17981984
Not so much diamonds, as rare metals. Blood gold mines are a real thing.

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Post griffons

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>>17981535
63.

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>>17981887
I remember that the old profile hornet and bee mg's would intentionally target the enemy team's husbands has a sort of crippling move.

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>>17981997
They don't have much art sadly.

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>>17982020
I think your memory may be off, all it said was that hornets and honey bees fight a lot, including over men.

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>>17981997
I want to ride a Griffin!

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>>17982001
My brother of pelvisceration.

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>>17981945
That metal must be burning hot.

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>>17981598
>my Demonfu would start sucking my fingers. No, flat out making out with them, almost pretending that they were me and doing everything to them just as she sits next to me on the couch.
Jesus, that sounds really annoying if you're not in the mood.

My waifu would start slower, with a little cuddling and petting, I can't imagine myself being so faggoty that I wouldn't be down for a little affection. Then she'd move to neck and jaw, the final target being my ears. And once she's licking, kissing and nibbling my ears, I'd be down to let her do anything basically.

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>>17981997
Im gonna take her feathers

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>>17981764
>bicorn
>fucking her man
>Not masturbating in the corner while other women fuck her man
What is this, KC? You trying to retcon?

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>>17982057
Bicorns start harems so they can get different flavors of energy mixed into their husband's. They're still the top waifu at the end of the day.

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>>17982061
>Top waifu who enjoys the taste of other women on her husband
>Top waifu who sits back while other women fuck her husband
I mean it's still cucky, but KC could have easily made it so that the Bicorn has the ability to steal the "energy" of other women by raping them, to then plant that energy in her husband by sex, mixing his energy with different interesting flavors.

Though, why her favorite flavor isn't her husband's mixed with her own is beyond me.

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>>17978831
I just love the way she keeps her sword sheathed.

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>>17982072
>Though, why her favorite flavor isn't her husband's mixed with her own is beyond me.
Think of her husband's energy as vanilla ice cream anon. Really nice on it's own but also really nice with all sorts of toppings.

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>>17982090
>Your favorite topping isn't the one that symbolizes the union between you and your most beloved person
>your favorite topping is one that tastes like he's been sleeping around on you
Yeah, okay.

To be honest, I've never bought the whole "My favorite is my favorite, but its nice to experiment" argument. No, it isn't. Anything but the best will forever be subpar, no matter how often you taste the best.

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>>17978831
Battle Lim!

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Breaking in a new wife with your bicorn lover would be the best time, especially if they are confused abd flustered about their growing desire to be a part of your harem.

I do like that there is sort of a natural limit to the number of members for a bicorn, too many and It'd lose its intimacy. I want us all to sleep in the same bed for the best cuddlepile.

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Hair

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Its been so long since ive seen the minotaurs base art i forgot that she had belta to cover her nips

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>>17982161
Looks like Anon's in a hairy situation!

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>>17981928
He says "constantly" when he should be saying "regularly".

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>>17981764
Where is that pic from?

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>>17982175
We need more art of regular mino.

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>>17981641
I wonder what it's like inside a Trumpart's card.

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>>17982196
Holst is better

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>>17982254
All girls are perfect for someone in the world. Even matango.

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>>17982254
Not to me, minos have a lot of tings in common with me

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>>17982254
What if you're a sub? How are Holst better then?

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>>17982275
You dont have to be a sub to like minos
Im just into the eating sleeping and fucking

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>>17982275
Subs can have preferences too. Some like a softer touch.

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>>17981598
She starts to gently nibble my neck and ears, pressing her bare breasts against my back, and whispering all the lewd things she wants to do to me into my ear in a sultry voice.

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>>17978781
She looks really good

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Some maids do more than just cleaning.

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>>17982418
Better picture.
Sadly she is from some edgy webcomic.

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>>17982439
What isn't edgy trash nowaday? All the kiddos want to be adult and serious but don't understand how to do it.

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>>17977113
>lap away at her pussy for hours on end while she pours all the drinks
>everyone is too drunk to notice her constant twitching and moaning
>you're down below, hands wrapped tightly around her meaty thighs, face enveloped by her enormous soft ass, jiggling with every motion
>once the last customer staggers out the door she begins to remove her clothes, then smothers you in her gigantic chest, and hoists you up to take to her bedroom
>Business was good for Kiki that night

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>She noticed me smriking after failing a song
What do

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>>17982532
Just smile at her.

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They can produce milk at an incredible rate without being pregnant. As a lover to all milk related thing nothing could be more appealing.

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>>17982555
Forget to quote somebody cow lover?

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>>17981853
>You can have your greentext fun, but remember that as soon as they get a man the canon apophis lose all interest in overthrowing pharaohs.
That's in usual cases, it's not to say literally every Apophis gives up. Especially if her husband wants her to continue.

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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=66144132
Someone liked the cute girl with giant hands enough to give her an entire image set.

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>tfw no cute bayou gator to feed after a long day of cleaning up the house.

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>>17981690
Oh fuck I can't wait, I really hope it's good.

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>>17981764
I've always liked Bicorns and wondered exactly how front pussy works, nice to get an image of it after all these years.

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>>17982651
>Ywn make her a southern style burger with barbecue sauce coleslaw and apple pie.

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>>17981764

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>>17981764
>not at least linking to the uncensored version

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>>17982783
I would like a harem but I wouldn't get a bicorn in it. I don't really like them, since they represent cheating.

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>>17982633
Troll are just lovely, I melt juts thinking of her serving me a shepherd's pie with a smile on her face.

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>>17982727
>Yah always know how to make a girl feel welcome, Anon.
>Grab yerself a plate and join me, I think we got a game that's gonna be on.

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>>17982794
Well they needn't always. You could put a unicorn in a story where they fall for a harem protagonist story type of guy and win the race for his affection. But being a monster girl she understands that the other girls can't simply stop loving the guy, and she allows them to have him as well out of the goodness of her heart despite knowing it will change her into a bicorn.

Or have a story where a unicorn falls in love with a man but another monster gets to him first. She loves him too much to give up so she decides to become the second wife even though it will mean transforming.

After all, a bicorn transformation only requires that the man have sex with another woman and then with the unicorn. That can include lots of non-cheating scenarios.

Alternatively, assuming bicorns birth more bicorns, you could just have one that was born a bicorn and therefore never had her eventual husband cheat.

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Dragons are to be shackled up and kept constantly impregnated to the limit

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>>17982783
>buck was the only english speaking artist to like bicorn
>now her mge art is kill
One of these days I'll have to commission bicorn art because they're too nice to leave forgotten when it comes to draws.
>>17982825
There's also situations where a monster pump and dumped a guy and he goes on for a while before falling in love with a unicorn. He doesn't know about the whole non-virgin man = corruption deal so he doesn't tell her and before they know it, it's too late.

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>>17982838
If I could, I would.
She'd be known as the brood queen in the local area and would always have a massive egg bump.

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>>17982838
>shackeld up
I bet they would welcome it if you could managed to do it. Not really my cup of tea tho.
>kept constantly impregnated to the limit
This is can get behind, but how are you going to manage the the dragon puppies you have after a few decades of breeding?

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>>17982838
those are some massive handlebars

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>>17982825
>>17982845
But I also want a centaur on my harem would't that be too much horse pussy?

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>>17982856
That's fine.

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>>17982825
Yeah I can see that, but i still feel weird about it, its the corruption of something pure more than anything else. Granted if they are born as bicorns its another history but i don'T like what they represent, not necessarily what they are.

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>>17982845
>There's also situations where a monster pump and dumped a guy and he goes on for a while before falling in love with a unicorn. He doesn't know about the whole non-virgin man = corruption deal so he doesn't tell her and before they know it, it's too late.

I think its fair to say unicorns can sense if a man is a virgin or not in most situations. It'd be kind of difficult if they had to ask if he was a virgin before they started courting anyone.

Course said scenario would still work, since unwed monsters pretty much never refuse sincere declarations of love, even if the man doesn't match the ideal they sought. They instead will either train the man to be their ideal or close to it (not applicable here as one presumably can't be made a virgin again) or will idealize what the man still can be.

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>>17982868
Exposure to a dark matter could cause one to fall

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>>17982857
I think I would get a cavalry harem them:
A centaur, ridden by a Troll
A Dullahan ridding a nightmare
And me ridding the bicorn.

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>>17982874
Sounds nice, although you better ride the other girls on occassion lest they get jealous

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>>17982161
Hair is good

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>>17982850
the shackling is only for victim foreplay,i wont use those if my dragonfu hates em

the demon lord will surely help us financially after making so many dragons,right?

>>17982846
SEVERAL inside

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Which monstergirls would you honestly attract, even if you don't like them?

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>>17982871
That seems unlikely, since KC has clarified that even in a monster realm unicorns maintain their purity. They have to get foreign female mana put deep inside them for them to change into bicorns.

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>>17982899
Oh, there'd be several at minimum.
She's going to have hips and a chest fitting for someone that's had all those kids as well.

But yeah, those chains are for prisoner play

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>>17982907

whichever ones like the quiet types

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>>17982907
None

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>>17982917
Really? Even the ones for whom their only requirement is "he's male"?

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>>17982907
I don't know. Who are the monstergirls attracted to depressed sadists on the verge of killing themselves?

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>>17982907
No idea, I'm neutral to a lot of species.

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>>17982907
Judging by the state of my room, probably devil bugs. I should probably give it a clean.

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>>17982925
Yes, none

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>>17982907
Shoggoth, and I do like them, and I know I'd attract them because I think about them a lot.

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>>17982876
Yeah I definitely would definitely be ridding them in turns every night . The setup is more of an aesthetic thing, with full plate armor to match. There would be a green earth knight, a black death knight and the Harem Master knight.

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>>17982934
Wisps who cheer and hold up signs like it's a sporting event

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>>17982971
I see what you did there.
I'm sure they'd all be quite happy

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>>17982907
can't attract what doesn't exist

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>>17982907
Undead one's probably. I like them so I won't be complaining.

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>>17982973
Would that really help?

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>>17982990
They could watch a guy be bored, beat off, and go to bed instead, I suppose it wouldn't be a total loss for the Wisps

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>>17982934
They say opposites attract, so I guess you would have a bunch of faeries trying to cheer you up. Or maybe a genki hyperactive kobold who doesn't give you time to be depressed. Of course they are all masochists in the case of this anon.

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>>17982973
>wisps cheering "you can do it!" and holding "kill yourself already!" signs

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>>17982973

>Hello and welcome! We're here live outside of Anon's house where he appears to be in the process of setting up his noose
>He's stopping...staring at it. AND HE LETS OUT A SIGH OF DESPAIR! Man that got a lot of wisps here really going! They can barely contain themselves!
>Wait no, he's leaving! What's he gonna do?! Man the outrage from the crowd is something else!
>Ah he's back with a knife and some medicine!
>The knife gives him lots of options on how to do it and overdosing is always a classic
>Of course he could always go back to the noose!
>The crowd is yelling for their favorite way to go at him and they're especially digging the look of complete sorrow and empty stare going on.

I'm not sure I like this channel.

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>>17983013
I feel like a depressed person would take that the wrong way, and the wisps would become "hated".

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What makes your waifu or daugheru smile anon?

I am talking about a genuine happy smile,not her usual rapeface/predatory smile or any others

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>>17983036
When I enjoy her cooking, with or without Shog bits.

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>>17982794
>not wanting to plow your Bicorn from the front while a Roper DPs her from behind.

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>>17983036
Sometimes we just look at each other and start smiling

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>>17982907
Mosquitos, angels and unicorns. I think if I told a march hare in was born in march she'd rape me too just because of the coincidence.

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>>17983042
Never thought of DPing a girl with a roper before, that makes them a bit more appealing.

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>>17983036
They get genuinely happy smiles during the sexy stuff all the time anon, but I'll leave those out for this.

Stuff like when I pet them and give them praise, surprise them with sweets or homemade meals, and especially when I tell them 'I love you'. Sometimes I wouldn't need to do anything though, they'd just smile at me because they're genuinely happy just that I'm there. I'd probably do that last one a lot too.

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>>17983061
>liking DP

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>>17983036
When she thinks about how we truly complete eachother in the most intimate sense.

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>>17983042
>wanting someone else to fuck you waifu.
Plebeian fag taste right here, real Patrician men go with doppelganger potions for their dp needs.

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>>17983068
Hey if it's a girl helping out with natural appendages that aren't dicks I'm all for it.

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>>17983072
No, patrician men get their daughterus involved.

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>>17983072
>>17983068
>being this much of a prude in a porn setting

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>>17983076
>parasite
>natural appendages

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>>17983036
>Mindflayer waifu
When she slurps up my thoughts and sees how much I genuinely love her.

This >>17983069 too

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A kiki who serves you brekkie in bed, but the on plate is just three strips of bacon cut into shapes that resemble sperm, pointed toward a sunny-side up egg

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>>17983086
Anon don't be rude, I like that sort of thing too but different tastes exist.
>>17983087
>Upon obtaining spirit energy, the parasite begins rapid growth, binding itself with the host in an attempt to become one. After perfectly binding and fusing with the host in this way, the parasite will stop controlling the host, and will return all the thoughts that it had seized back to the host. However, after fusing with the parasite, the host will no longer have human-like thoughts or values.
From world guide 1, the roper and the girl are for all intents and purposes the same after they become complete. It's as natural to them as horns are to a girl that got corrupted into a succubus.

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>>17983107
I'll eat it without comment. Egg first.

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>>17983108
It's still basically dicks by another name.

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>>17983101
>mindflayer blushing when she sees your happy fantasy of you brushing your hand over her heavily pregant belly

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>>17983130
>That awkward moment when the mindflayer GF learns you have a hyper preg fetish.

I don't know if she'd be happy or terrifyied

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>>17983080
how would that work? now I'm thinking of a family gang bang with me as the only male.All m thanks to the doppel ganger potion, really that things is amazing. I'm no way inclined to say this because i was paid handsomely by the witch who brews it. JUst be sure to get at the sabbath shop in 666 avenue.

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For my Nacho wife I'd do the DP myself in spider form and if she's been extra cheeky I'll go all they through her butt until it comes out of her mouth and I can bukkake her slim body like an obscene fountain while she's an ahegaoing and apologising mess.

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>>17983136
> Creatures of the deep being scare of things in a mortal human mind.
She would welcome it if anything.

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>>17983130
There would be no flaying that day so she can enjoy your pure unaltered desires.

>>17983136
She'd ara-ara and turn your fetish into a regular pregnancy fetish.

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>>17983151
I was thinking more of an eiffel tower type situation, or some other situation where the daughteru gets to wear a strapon. I'm not about that doppelganger life anon.

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>>17983158
Well that would be nice.

>>17983161
But could she truly override a fetish that already exists alongside said fetish?

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>>17983136
>she starts teasing your deepest and dirtiest fetishes by action, dress etc

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>>17983158
>most anno
I always figured they would be scared of beings too simply to mind rape.

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>>17982838
isnt that a Mesopotamian creation goddess though?

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>>17981900
I want a mg barber to look at me like I stabbed her puppy when I ask for a high and tight.

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>>17983170
Well thats not good because I have quite a few alongside it, each as weird as the last

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>>17983169
A flayer can mold any of your fetish unless it's a fetish deeply rooted into your mind that you cherish from the bottom of your heart.
If you're that serious about it then she will have to oblige.

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>>17983170
>deepest and dirtiest fetishes
mindflayer would get me banned from the thread

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>>17982907
Though im not against them, I feel like id probably get attention from otohime's because im easily entertained.

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>>17982907
devilbugs

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>>17983155
This brings to mind a question, can chaos husbands also use doppelgangers in their transformed state? God help the poor wendigo who gives her coat monster husband a potion.

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>>17983029
Neither do I.

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>>17982907
Manticores.

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>>17983189
Not a fan of bugs? Honestly despite them being low-tier girls I don't service man you negatives to those girls aside from the fact you'll probably be poor as fuck if you end up getting husbando'd by em.

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>>17983221
>service man you
See many negatives is what I mean to to type before my phone slaughtered that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983036
When I get to Kiki tier of taking care of her, making sure to cook a nice meal and polish every single treasure on her hoard and fighting with her for a bit she starts to pamper me, followed by a winghug which creates a world with only the two of us, where she gives the cutest smile and the most cuddly nuzzles.

For daughteru it would be when I told her some cool stories or give her a nice life advice, or maybe when I gave her a nice flower to her hoard.

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>>17983221
>Not a fan of bugs?
not a fan of cockroaches

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>>17983221
>ct you'll probably be poor as fuck if you end up getting husbando'd by em.
no I just live surrounded by garbage since I I just stopped caring

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>>17983224
that gave me a hearty kek.

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>>17983221
>I don't service man you
I should hope not

[Anonymous No.]

Teach your kids the art of fighting!

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>>17983265
I'd prefer teaching them the art of fucking.

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>>17983265

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>>17983265
Kids who mess about while their mother is trying to teach them get punished

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>>17982907
>Manticores and the cruel types because I'm nervous and jumpy as hell.
I'd fucking hate any of the grabby ones going for me.
>Unicorns too, but they'd be after 90% of the thread.

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>>17983251
I think I have a remedy for that.

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>>17982825
>she allows them to have him as well out of the goodness of her heart
wew lad

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>>17983285
You can't spank lizards.

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>>17983299
You just aren't trying hard enough

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>>17983302
Feel free to write an epic of 300-pages to explain how you spank lizardgirls.

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>>17983315
>anon then proceeds to write the longest story the community has ever made, describing the adventures of a man who starts off spanking a werecat for trying to break into his house one full moon, and ending with him storming into the Demon Lord's castle, as every elite guard and Lilim in the building clasps their hands to their ass cheeks in instinctive terror.

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>>17983335
I'd buy a book like that. I'd even fucking pay Gilbert Gottfried to do an audio book.

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>>17983335
>>17983343
weirder things have been done.

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>>17983350
Seriously, or are you jesting?

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>>17983357
there was a mlp/fallout crossover fanfiction that was 45 chapters long and is consider one of the longest derivative fanwok ever made.

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>>17983380
Ha, yeah, I think I kinda heard about it, back then when I was still watching the show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983380
>No mention of subspace emissary

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>>17983315
You grab your hand and then you put it on her butt. How is that hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983380
I thought the logest thing ever was that smashbros fanfic thats 4 million+ words long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983107
Would it be gay to eat that bacon? ;thinking;

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983265
Just the basics so she can develop her own style and abilities.

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>>17983265
So when a salamanders tail fire starts is when she's ready for adventure?

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>>17983380
>consider one of the longest derivative fanwok ever made.
You don't want to talk about the fact that the longest written English literature is a smash bros fanfic?

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>>17983424
think we could break that record?

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>>17983390
That's petting, not spanking.

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>>17983393
>fanfic 4x longer then all the harry potter books put together
>And its STILL GOING
Now tbat is dedication

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983432
>4,061,129 Words
>220 Chapters
I don't even want to try

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983432
What writefags would be up to the task?
Hard mode: No moosesaga

[Anonymous No.]

For anyone who doesn't know what fanfic we're talking about.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest
Here you go.

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>>17983158
>When you stare long into the abyss, the abyss begins to stare back
>Then you start to jerk off and the abyss nervously looks to the side

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>>17983380
There's Anonymoose's Saga
Hundreds of chapters long and still going Too bad it turned into a shounen with unlikable overpowered hypocritical curbstompers as its mains

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983443
>fucking OC
So it's autistic trash, okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983433
>the tale of a man who wanders the world, gently petting the asses of all monstergirls as they stand there, frozen in confusion.

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>>17983455
And the fact that its smashbros fanfiction didnt tip you off from the start?

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>>17983433
That's the first step, now you do it roughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983465
I had my doubts, but I wanted to check.

>>17983470
Roughly petting? So groping?

>>17983462
PET ALL THE ASSES

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983477
Groping is grabbing. Slapping is rough patting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983435
So the harry potter books are a million words long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983491
And spanking the bare ass with a hairbrush? What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983497
Just about over that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983502
That's spanking with toys.

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>>17983442
Losenis maybe.

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>>17983432
>>17983442
>Get curious
>Slap each individual chapter of All's Fair in Love and War onto a wordcounter
>Then Don't Doubt Druella since it's a leadup
>Then Do Lawers come from Hell since it's a leadup to the leadup
>228,154 words
>Even without the last two it's still a fifth of a million words
Whelp

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>>17983435
What is harry potter even about?

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>>17983524
I want to say lurk more, but i dont think anyone here actually gives a shit about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983506
>toys
Right.

>>17983524
It's about Harry Potter. He's a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983524
The life of a little wizard boy and is wizard friends going on wizard adventures as an angry noseless wizard with a snake fetish tries to kill him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983199
Even worse, what would happen if you tried a POV shift potion? Could you withstand seeing what a chaos girl sees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983557
I would belive it would be some sort of disjointed words that make sense in one way or another
Or just crazed ramblings

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983557
Imagine seeing you pretty much fucking youself. That would be way too weird and gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983553
I do remember thers a fanfic somewhere where the basilisk gets a sort of lamia form and harry fucks it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983557
>PoV switch with a shog
>The world is just crayon drawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983577
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983579
>”Is this how your kind see the world? ufufufu~ It’s so wonderful! What do you think of how I see your world, master?”
>”...”
>”Master?”
>”I don’t know what I expected, but this isn’t it.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983557
>>17983579
>PoV switch with a shog
>everything looks like saya no uta
Fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWwFw2vRr8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983557
>PoV switch with a kiki
>there are no colours anywhere, but any garbage looks like ink stains on reality
>look at your old body
>it's a rainbow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983602
Being color blind must suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983606
She's not colorblind, she just see filth, whether or not she wants to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983615
That's why you cum on her eyes to fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983615
But anon, the greatest concentration of filth is in a kiki’s Mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983593

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983629
Klaatu barada nikto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983584
In the second HP book, Harry fights a basilisk (Indirect sight into it's eyes petrifies you, directly looking at its eyes kills you.) Thats been under the school for centuries.

And due to fanfic writes being horny bastards Harry has fucked QUITE a lot of things, some of them gaining human form so he can have sex with them

The list includes but is not limited to:
>A basilisk, hippogriff (griffon like thing) a wyvern, an owl harpy, highly poisonus spider, a pheonix, a Veela (french laides that can turn into bird hybrid forms), A werewolf, a vampire, a unicorn, a python, a troll and his best female friend that turned into a catgirl temporarily in canon due to reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17982907
None realistically there are just so many other better men to go after. Maybe lamias because I am afraid of snakes and fate wants to mess with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983646
To be fair, half the fun of learning magic is doing perverted shit which may or may not involve ones maid serving as a test subject

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17982907
Leanan Sidhe
Beelzebub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983660
Good god.
If there was no other way, I’d at least put it in a eye dropper first. I don’t want to have to live with putting my dick near it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983660
Nope. She's only getting mama's milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983660
That's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession to make, /mgt/. I'm a filthy slut for Regura's bugs. The best I can explain it, besides the way that Regura characterizes them in his stories is this: That seamless transition between chitin/carapace to the soft lady-flesh of these beauties. Never before have I felt such a stirring to press my face into the soft stomach of a Mantis like this one of the white one from the doujin and nuzzle that orgasmic and smooth flesh. Their mouths are also interesting since he's shown several times they may or may not have different tongues than people or sort of pedipalps-like organs inside their cheeks.

God, what I wouldn't do to throw that smug Gyaru Bug onto the floor and violate her like a beast in a rut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983660
I'm pretty sure she is fucking with him. And i'm not a daughter dicker so not i wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983681
Most of Reguras bugs are awesome. I don't get the hate they have in this tread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983694
Literally nobody here hates Regura bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17982907
Devil Bugs
Beelzebubs
Kikimora
Anubis

The first two for obvious reasons.
The second two because i actually work for a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983694
They don't get any hate though? The most I've seen is people hating on gyaru because 80% of them are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983701
I hate them, but I hate bugs in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983681

!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983708
There are a at least a couple of guys who hate them with passion, or maybe a single guy same fagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983646
I still say harry potter could do with dark mages
Also if my sources are correct on the plot that 8th book can go fuck itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983701
I don't like then. Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983723
What's it about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983708
Gyarus are actually shit tho.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what we need? A beaver girl. With it getting colder, I’d like to settle into her den for the winter. Once the lake freezes, I guess we’re stuck together. What could we possibly do to pass the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983722
The hate does seem to be dying down a bit though either way. I still prefer them as they should be. Slutty with a good offer and that's it.

>>17983735
I find them to be pretty hot. Just the normal gyaru stuff though, bimbos can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983727
you're defective
get your brain checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>17982907
I would absolutely attract Mindflayers and Shoggoths.

Which is fine. I'm fine with both. More than fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983730
Harry's son, Albus severus potter, goes back in time with is buddy scorpious malfoy and the secret love child of the now dead villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983742
Yes, google, this is a piece of art, but I’m looking for the source of this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983735
This. I love Dark Mages but that Gyaru one that anon keeps bringing up sounds annoying. Even being one of the best monsters doesn't make me like Gyarus.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I sign up to be sold as a slave?
I want to make a lonely CC happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983748
Those sound like fanfic names.
Please tell me that's not what he named his son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983708
>80% of them are sluts.
[citation needed]
The most common type of gyaru in anime and manga is the pure gyaru who looks like a slut but isn't really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983747
Now that I think about it wasn't the whole brainwashing part of her profile more or less hyperbole? what is the deep of "tinkering" she can do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983770
They are in real life. You should know that anime and manga isn't a representation of real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983646
>a basilisk Thats been under the school for centuries
CC basilisk when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983770
>The most common type in anime and manga
he said with no selfawarness

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983779
https://youtu.be/52Wb1Ty1M7Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983779
You were supposed to go [citation needed] back at him because he basically did the same thing you didn't but just used different colored fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983775
As with all the chaos girls, its intentionally left vague so that people can interpret it to the level of however they're comfortable with it.
Naturally, this leads to people assuming the worst and saying they're all shit girls because they all must do the worst possible thing.
I personally think she can do some interesting stuff like rewire memories or give you dreamlike experiences or things like that, and I'm okay with it. Would love to experiment with her so that when I wake up in the morning she's changed a little something about my perception of the world to make it more enjoyable and pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983793
Same thing you did but*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983783
>Jeez lady, I'm just delivering your pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983770
>We are reaching levels of weeb that shouldn't' be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983779
>in real life
Real life is no reason to hate something 2d, a lot of people here dislike 3dpd but still like 2d girls for example.
>>17983787
>>17983793
Yes it's hypocritical but jesus, what he said is easily disproved by watching/reading just about anything with a gyaru in it that isn't a doujin.

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>>17983753
The thing about gyarus is that you're supposed to pump and dump. Unless they are the pure ones.

>>17983770
In anime even whores are virgins and girls fall in love if you pass them the salt. Just go read some hentai for a more realistic desciption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981853
OG Grapesnake still the best grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

Got gifted a Viccy. Lad didn't have a twitter to credit, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983832
Viccy's daughteru insane adventures when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983830
I would raid that dungeon and raid it hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983837
When I get around to writing it

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, Dodge the traps, gab the gold and RUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983832
>Jeepers, I hope no one calls me a shitty donutsteel esdeath clone today, boy howdy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983832
Wow I didn't know she had such thik thighs and wide hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983847
Bullying is not allowed. Bullis get the bullit.
>>17983849
Thiccy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983846
The real treasure is that trio of Kobold sisters in spiked collars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983847
Arn't all the lilims ripoffs design wise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983795
This just gave me a great idea to get around the Doppelganger problem.

>Married to a Mindflayer
>She's got a pretty normal apperance
>She flays your brain every night so that you wake up the next day truly, in every one of your senses, perceive her as a different bodytype (hourglass, muscular, pudgy, etc)
>Get the variety of different bodies to enjoy every day with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983851
>>17983853
I'm just playing around, the pic has a sort of 70s cartoon vibe to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983852
the duo you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983858
The falling Kobold will be fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17980270
>barb
>top tier
Ohoho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983832
Reminder that Victoria IS the hat
>>17983853
A few are ripoffs, some of them are actually kinda decent though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983846
>That medusa seems fascinated by the wand
>dogs don't know the traps in their own castle
>batgirl is sleeping on the job
who owns this dungeon anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983860
sorry to tell you mate, but you got to accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983863
No bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983853
I'd say Mari at least sort of looks original, as does Selene from the little art we have of her. ELH's looks pretty much just like the profile one but with a bondage fetish, and Losenis' is just Esdeath with horns.
The others are either memes or too shitty to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983811
You realize that that is just a play on stereotypes, right? Gyarus are know to be slutty so when one is discovered to innocent and "proper" causes something akin to fascination. Same thing happens, for example, when a character goes to visit another one who is usually Perfect and finds out they live in a "junkyard" of a house and dress "lazily. Does that men that, since that trope is used often, most perfectionists are sloppy in their home? No, in fact the fact that they are also usually perfectionist in their home makes this character more interesting.
Even if you take Gyarus inside anime and manga they are usually sluts besides the heroine or side character that is introduced in the history. The characters have those preconceive notions see Hajime no Gal , which is why they are shocked when the "truth" is reveled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983853
Nah, they all have their own thing going on, from Mari's sundress to Selene's armor.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never really liked lilims
like right from the getgo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983846
I did and accidentally ran into a dragon. Now she's kissing me and rubbing my crotch as the escape and return scrolls burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983875
I just vastly prefer Succubus or very ambitious and powerful Demon
Lilim do just really seem like the mary sue OC race- which is fine, I'm glad there's a place for it, but its not my thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983795
Yeah it's probably not as bad as I think it is, but for some reason I just picture they leaving you as nothing but a husk of a man even thou i know they would't do that. I blame 40K, making me doubt everything that has a hint of corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983881
im more into, down to earth types

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983875
They started off alright, and back when it was just Mari and Ilassa it was ok.
But now we've got a whole roster of namefags with Lilims, and a bunch of them are just obvious attempts at grabbing attention instead of making a good character that works with the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983870
>You realize that that is just a play on stereotypes, right?
Eventually the stereotype is played on so much that it's way more common than the stereotype itself, gyaru is an outdated fashion trend anyway and only lives on in otaku culture, save for a few girls who can't let go of the past.
>Even if you take Gyarus inside anime and manga they are usually sluts besides the heroine or side character that is introduced in the history.
Which is super rare in comparison to the pure ones still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983892
I don't think I've read ones that feel like attention grabs.
They all seem to work well to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983895
This reminds me of that Far Side comic.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXUq5FPWkAE9ftn.jpg:large

Replace it with a meeting of 'super slutty' gyarus and one of them, frustrated after talking to all of them, saying "Isnt anyone here a real slut?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983892
This, just ignore the shitty ones and you're fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983897
Lani and whatever the hell psychofox's one is called seem to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983892
>that works with the setting
So just Lani.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983884
I think Mindflayers are super high intelligence an super high Emotional intelligence too, so they'd probably take it slow with you and make sure you understand the limits and what she intends with it and everything.
She may just start with offering to give you a dream at night or making a phobia go away for you to show you she means you no harm and just wants to be a good thing for you in your symbiotic relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983900
Question is which ones are the shitty ones?
I'm asking as I'm going to go on a reading spree and want to avoid time wasters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983904
Welp the rest of the quote disappeared. I meant to say Lani is the only meme one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983892
>Implying Mari and Illassa were ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983904
But she doesn't work with the setting, she's one of the shitty ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help.

I really wanna know what this image is, but clicking on it in arch.b4k.co gets me a "The image could not be found on any archive." message and entering the post number on Warosu gets me a "Post not found" message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983907
All of them, lilims and their respective fags are all cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983902
Last I heard Psycofox's one is called Cassandra
but he's more focused on his fox goddess OC Kiyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983895
>Which is super rare in comparison to the pure ones still.
You just remember the pure ones more because they are the ones who get more screen time. They aren't going to feature the 6 friend who are actually sluts they just sit by the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983892
>They started off alright,
dude I just never liked them as a concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983907
Losenis is a good writer, even if his lilim is a shit Esdeath clone.
ELH is a good writer too, even if his Lilim is a bit of a sue.
The other writefag Lilims aren't done very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983912
I see girls from Violated Hero and MGQ but I don't know the image

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983907
I would say most expect the canon ones. actually like viccy but i'm in the minority

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983875
I never understood how the steelim aspect became a thing. I enjoy them as the driving force for monsterization. I wish there were more like Baphomet Complex, but not about lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983912
Its a CYOA, check /tg/'s archive. I'll look quick and see if I have that one in particular but I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983922
Neither of them are worth giving a shit about, but that's probably bias talking because I'm fed up with him pretending to be a big content creator when he can show nothing to prove it outside of a couple of images other people drew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983925
>Ilassa is a bit of a Sue
Speaking as somebody who used to have the biggest fucking hateboner for her she's nowhere near the levels of bullshit sue that Queen of Hearts is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983943
sue implies self insertion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983925
But I like Selene and Palamina, I thought they were good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983941
Does he really act like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983943
>image
How would a pharaoh react when she finds out Pot of Greed is banned, but Pot of Desires is a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983783
>her eye is shining through the mask

She's approaching critical mass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983949
I forgot about Palmina, but so did most of the thread.
Long Distance Seduction is the best Lilim story most of the (current) thread population hasn't read. Shame the writefag in question seems to have abandoned the sequel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983946
A Sue isn't always a self-insert though. One of the defining features of a Sue is that they're perfection in physical flesh and can do no wrong, no matter the situation more times than not. Ilassa shares some of ELH's weirder fetishes like getting bukkaked by aphrodisiac scorpions like Mari the Lilim watches but she's hardly the perfect ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983895
>Eventually the stereotype is played on so much that it's way more common than the stereotype itself
Except that doesn't happen in anime and manga. It's always the "Gyarus are slutty and popular with the boys so I'm going to become one too!" trope. It will never become something like "Every gyaru is pure so I'll be a slut."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983954
He really does. Thankfully he got called out on the wordpress discord so he moved to TFT's and who the fuck cares about that place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983957
Yugioh is strait up convoluted what with all the rules and effects and the banned/limited cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983963
Haven't really got much else for lilim stories as it is unless you have patience for Losenis and tolerance for Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983967
I just don't get why you have to have stupid hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983966
I've heard that TFT is okay for the repository its meant to be, and the discord is the true "hive of scum and villainy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983998
Let me put it this way when it comes to TFT's Discord. Take Mos Eisley, then add a metric fuck-ton of degenerate faggots that are so queer not even Jabba the Hutt wants anything to do with the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983906
https://pastebin.com/xJ0E3r6Z
The book profile makes it a bit clearer that they are really freaking lewd, nothing is said about them doing anything to your mind that's not related to sex or feeding.

You also have to remember that MGE has rules that apply to all monster girls such as how they do their best to make their husband happy and become the best wife for him. Those apply to chaos species as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983954
He's outright tried taking credit for other people's writing and ideas several times, so yes, he's a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983973
>tolerance for Beast
How people haven't told him to fuck off already is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983954
Going to chime in with another "yes."
The biggest example of it being claims of creating MGC and it having rules that basically boil down to things he doesn't like aren't allowed. For the longest time he's said he's working on guidelines for other writefags (as if he's one himself) to follow but he's never had anything to show for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984013
Do you even browse these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984013
Beast is far and between not even the worst content creator we have. The fuck is your malfunction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984003
That translation is kind of weird why not link to the "official" one?
http://mgewiki.com/w/Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984029
>That translation is kind of weird why not link to the "official" one?
It's the seven seas one, all their translations are weird like that. I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of the people that pushes for Overlord and other Seven Seas terminology.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing if more delicious to a Flayer than the memories of you having sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984042
>Seven Seas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984029
It's the official one done by Seven Seas and approved by KC
Either translation is good for most profiles but for chaos species the book versions are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984046
more like false memories that she buys when she lives in a dysptoian cyber punk mge world that accord since the DL plan didn't work and men went extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984013
Maybe it's beacuse people like his work?
You don't have to like everything that gets posted here but that doesn't mean one guy is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984047
Yes Slime-tan, there are seven seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17979887
>>17979906
>>17983916
Please don't use her name so rudely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984058
Its like that one opinionated twat who hates frosticle for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984046
>Come home to your Mindflayer wife flaying herself
>She looks so happy
>You poke her on the shoulder to notify her of your return
>She immediately stops and jumps at you
>Her tentacles feel you everywhere while she rubs her face on your chest
>You ask her what she was doing
>"Do you remember that one time we saw a Lamia couple and their daughter?"
>"I told you that I wanted a daughter too and you said you'd give me one then we had sex behind a house."
>"I was savoring that memory while waiting for you."
>"Now let's create some more delicious memories."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984003
Plus the chaos girls are intended to seem alien and mysterious in-universe even to the Wandering Scholar, so KC writes them as more creepy and corruptive than they may actually be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983867
All the bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17982803
Cute extra THICC gator

[Anonymous No.]

>>17982907
Unicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983867
>No bully
She lives to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983872
Yes. The only one who's not original decently is Viccy, and that's mainly her outfit.
All the other Lims have original outfits and somewhat different features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983629
Still mad theres no alp version would have made more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984095
>>17984119
Begone
>>17984127
I didn't put effort into her visual design seeing as I didn't plan for anything visual + was going to be just another forgettable character like any average story before it blew up to 20 chapters. On the list of priorities I placed making her an actual proper character story-wise higher than having her look nice. When I git gud at drawing enough I'll see how I redesign her. It'll most likely involve short shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Nureonago Queen Slime be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984119
Is Lani's main shtick being a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984127
>Base a character off of one of the most uninteresting and needlessly edgy manga characters in years
>Wonder why she gets shit on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984147
Does that mean there would be a queen dorome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984150
What is the story with this esdeath person anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984157
http://akamegakill.wikia.com/wiki/Esdeath

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984149
No, It's just how shit ended up regardless.
Can't really fight shit at this point so much as ignore it.

>>17984146
Keep at your doodles then, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984156
Unfortunately no, Doromes are malformed gnomes. So they don't count as smiles they the are elementals form the spirit family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984157
Put simply, A villain with nothing going for her other than power and sadism.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that we are on that topic what are some good MGs for people with uniform fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984094
>Shoggoth make their master's house all shog without his consent + they look like abominations

>Wendigos cause men to become obsessed with them with a mere sight and then they both disappear in a hidden wendigo village

>Mindflayers are on a mission to spread chaos kind onto the land + they toy with women's minds and use the same power on their husband

>Atlach-Nachas abuse their husband and spend all their time spinning a magical web that may or may not end the world as we know it

And that's without even touching the transformations. It's easy to see why the people of MGE don't view them too kindly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984165
At least she has nice clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984165
It ended up like this because you spammed her until anons got sick of it. It's all on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984082
I hate Frosticle because he doesn't write more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984175
Dullahans. Considering they're the closest to being part of an actual disciplined army in regards to what's mentioned with the Demon Lord's army, you're bound to find uniforms for them all the way from the bog standard footman to a general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984169
You forgot "wanting the hero to bone her."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984177
She had multiple alternatives going on with her design at certain staged.
I liked this one the most though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984147
Like a Japanese castle and a small town surrounding it with a calm atmosphere

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984175
There is simply nothing hotter than a woman you have to salute in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984176
Shogs are often overestimated. Having a shoggoth become strong enough to become the entire house would take centuries of fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984208
Wouldn't you be saluting any woman you waifu every morning?
With your standing tall morning wood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984208
>You'll never be forced to do physical training under her supervision till you drop dead exhausted, before she drags you Lord knows where for more "training" due to being too exhausted to do anything about it
>Even if you weren't, she's still your superior, so it's not like you could do anything about it anyways
>Assuming you'd even want to
>You'll never hallucinate the outline of Colonel Jessup in the sky giving a thumbs-up at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984226
I sleep on my stomach

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984221
Well they could probably reach an ok size in a couple of months of fucking, the thing people seem to forget is that she is a slim and slimes multiply by splitting. Shogs would never have the size of a mansion or heck even a house since becoming anywhere near that size would mean "splitting". unless it's a queen slimes shoggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984236
WHERE ARE THE NOSES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984229
Nice catch Anon I'm proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984236
Even /monster/ produces better content than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984244
They're forever lost to the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984244
frostbite

[Anonymous No.]

>>17975776
>>17975788
>>17975830

>TFW those dirty Japs turn your creations into waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984269
Lovecraft probably wouldn't mind unless the shogs were black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984269
The abyss stared back in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984236
He looms like the main dude from every 2nd disney adventure toon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984243
I'm not sure about that. A bed is pretty big so it would take a lot of slime to create one and things like that, so like the profile says they would return the furniture to their body in order to make other things.
Alos, I have my doubts about Queen Shog and I think they might be an exeption. Queen Slimes are born from the inability to divide, and since shogs are already able to do that by their own I doubt they can bloat like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984252
Don't even like, /monster/ is a shit hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984252
This, I even have proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984275
Lovecraft hated anyone who wasn't white Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Dude was racist as fuck even by the standards of his time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984284
This looks like it belongs on a Wikihow article.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984284
>1488 views
ever tim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984284
The most awful thing about /monster/ content is how they always try and force the name of the board into their content in a sad attempt to attract more people.
You never see any content around here that screams "HEY THIS WAS MADE ON /mgt/ ON /jp/!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984299
It's the difference between "fuck off we're full" and "one post per hour."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984299
The drawfags have been getting better at not doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984252
I thought it was cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984299
you would if we were as slow as them,
I mean I wouldn't
but I know some would

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984280
They are born from the inability to "divide" meaning reproduce. Queen slimes can still divide since they are know to trade their slime. they can also hunt so but i'm not sure how they do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984269
Yog-Sothoth-chan is cute! CUUTTEE
Too bad that Lovecraft is just NPC and not playable they could turn him into a loli as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984333
Quicksand pit except made of slime.
Catch one of those Demon Realm boars or something.
Good eats.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm probably opening a can of Wurms with this but...these threads are 100% male rigth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984299
You should see what passes for CYOAs over there. They even make that one infamous one that got them banned here look like a masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984333
The normal division they do is different though. Shog divisions are alive while normal slime's are not, that's why I think Shogs would have a hard time becoming a queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984311
>one post per hour."
I thought you were memeing but damn you're right. They were always slow but not that slow, what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984360
it's at least 76% percent alps, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984360
eh probably, I've ran across the occasional female on /vg/s monmusu thread, bt kind of hard to tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984360
>can of Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984365
Judging by the influx of retards, they came here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984360
>>17984368
I know of one but they only lurk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984364
>Shog divisions are alive while normal slime's are not, that's why I think Shogs would have a hard time becoming a queen.

I'm pretty sure the more "evolved" the slime the harder it is to turn into a slime queen so I agree. But for all we know there's a line of shogg slime connection her to the "Items" so that they stay alive and transmit information to her like in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984387
So it could be like an umbilical cord until the little slime became sentient. What a weird thought to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984397
There's no reason to think a shoggoths extensions are sentient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984412
But her baby would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984425
well yeah but she would be connected completely to her mother until the birth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981764
Which pussy do they give birth from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984360
LDR and Buck used to come here, but they both left.

[Anonymous No.]

>kingdom sized slime queen.
>A fuck ton of doppleganger potions.

Is it an orgy or a gangbang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984387
>>17984354

Now that I think bout it that could be one way a queen slime could hunt, make a thin layer of slime all over the place so one of her bodies could move at high speeds in it. A slime highway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984439
the one you stuck your dick in, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984439
The back one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984439
>pregger unicorn wife suddenly loses baby bump
>storkgirl comes out of nowhere and delivers her kid to her in a basket
>wondering if you should ask or just roll with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984439
The back one most likely, the front pussy is connected to her one uterus as a one way street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984458
How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984458
>One way street
Imagine having a centaur wife and going all the way through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984441
>Buck
Hardly a surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984454
Not gonna lie, I'd spend the rest of the day at the bar drinking whisky after whisky. Unable to come to terms with what I had witnessed.

[Anonymous No.]

Found this somewhere, it's autism but autism I can appreciate.

https://pastebin.com/55j4Q8M8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984441
>LDR
>Female
https://youtu.be/eW_YN_2t-e4?t=130

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984464
>she lost her shit because of that edit and thought people from here were raiding her or some shit
Lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984441
I liked LDR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984464
>tfw there are people here that seriously whiteknighted for this drug addict tumblrina

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984464
Honestly I liked her stuff, even the slutty girls but she has a few screws loose that's for sure.
>>17984479
It was actually the other board, people joke about this place being autistic and puritans but we're basically /d/ compared to there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984461
like this
https://imgur.com/JzB6GZN

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984464
What a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984482
Its less whiteknighting and more 'content is content'
surprise surprise, the majority of people who spend the majority of their time doing sex related art are degenerates, who knew, but at least they produced good stuff on a semi-regular basis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984496
>Its less whiteknighting and more 'content is content'
yeah really, if they are making content who cares/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984482
>Drug addict getting triggered on people not liking girls with sexual partners in the triple digits
>Suddenly Memento Mori hits her like an anime truck with what she's doing with her life enough to post about it
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984464
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983747
>Dark Flayer
Never knew I wanted this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984506
Cows are love, cows are life.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to never let your Dragonlings near any cakes, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984506
Holstaurs in bras are fucking fantastic. Cute colors, cute textures, and always on the verge of totally busting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984507
Literally two letters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984512
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984502
>Suddenly Memento Mori hits her like an anime truck with what she's doing with her life enough to post about it
Is she getting her shit together or getting worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984520
She's the same as before last I checked so she probably tanked through it and ignored it. It'll probably happen again eventually. When those moments come and you ask yourself what to say you've done with your life should you die tomorrow or worse, find yourself in your 80s wrinkled and weak with all remaining opportunities of self-improvement and action gone, 'drugs and porn' isn't exactly something to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984470
Gazerfag should get some kind of award for making Gazer the monstergirl with the most art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984470
What is this count based on? Some jap site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984548
The MGE Wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984374
4+4chan imploded after admins did a bunch of shady shit.
Most of the populace returned here or fractured and migrated to even less populated chan sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984559
for
>>17984365

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984559
>r admins did a bunch of shady shit.
never heard of it. What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984536
What depresses me is that 7 of the bottom 10 are old girls who have had plenty of time but got ignored for shiny new toys.
>>17984548
The wiki, the wikia was terrible for judging things because nsfw material wasn't allowed so uploaders didn't bother. Now the new wiki has dedicated uploaders who even bother uploading obscure/well hidden stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984365
>>17984559
Just looking at the site's metrics, it seems about the same as it's always been, maybe slower compared to last year because of election shit. Imageboards that aren't 4chan are typically pretty small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984570
I've always liked Centaurs though. But, in order to not invite shitposting about horsepussy I just go for simpler shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984176
Transformations being reversible eased my worries, it's not like you're ever half monster either, it's 100% human or 100% monster (though I guess with Shogg it's more a change of material and not form). I'd have problem being a battlespider for my Nacho wife and then when we are alone and she's not embarrassed I can pound her into the bed as a human.

[Anonymous No.]

Do bicorns give birth to more bicorns, or does the offspring start out as a unicorm?

[Anonymous No.]

How would MG krampus punish naughty boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984604
By giving them a dark elf and a chastity belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984587
I love centaurs, mainly bicorns and nightmares but I understand what you mean.
>>17984601
Always wondered this too, probably bicorns but without a clear answer it's hard to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984604
The answer is so obvious it's not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984587
Centaurs are top girl, I'ts a shame that horse pussy became such a meme. As a poor fag I still dream of commissioning centaur art depicting them as knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984443
an apocalypse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984601
i would say about 50/50

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984587
The type of pussy shouldn't matter so long as they pass the Harkness Test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984610
>>17984601
I assume yes, just like arch imps give birth to arch imps, or how zombie dragons give berth to zombie dragons, or even as dark Valkyries give birth to dark Valkyries. They are different species, just because one can turn into the other doesn't make their offspring the same. Plus that would mean there are no unmarried bicorns and that is clearly falsifiable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984610
>>17984614
>>17984628
It also doesn't help that I headcanon their husbands to come from a society similar to Rohan.

Born in the saddle, live by the horse. Die with their steeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984360
A can of wurms sounds adorable!
>Go to the pantry for a snack
>Blindly grab something and sit back down in front of the computer
>Start reading the news as you open the can
>”Hello!”
>Jump in surprise and find 4 to 5 fairy sized wurms in your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984642
>Tiny Wurms playing on your computer desk
>Try to play vidya
>They're busy doing gladiator matches against a mouse over a block of cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984510
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a daughteru with your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984648
A literal mouse right?
I’d go blow $2 at the drug store to get those capsules so key would have their own “rooms”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984661
Tell me something I dont know.

My daughteru still a cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984595
I personally believe that chaos species do the whole transformation thing simply because that's what they are meant to do and they enjoy it as well.
It's not like they are completely obsessed with it or want you to stay transformed forever, but for their happiness they'd want to occasionally do it so they can fully appreciate becoming one with you though any regular fuck pleases them as well.
Even an Atlach-Nacha who kind of needs the transformation to feel at ease would let you stay human as long as you want or at least up until she can't take it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984661
>you will never make a daughter with your daughter

>>17984661
I thought he meant a mouse sized mousegirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984663
>>17984673
No a literal mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984673
Anon no. Daughterus are for pure and cute, lewds she gets from someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984661
Feels bad, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984686
Devilbugs, mouse girls, khepris, and a few other races beg to differ anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984673
Get out of here Billy Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984667
>Tell me something I dont know.
back in the 60s solid state memory using transistors was prohibitory expensive to use for calculators so instead numbers were stored as sound signal in coiled piano wire continuously re amplified with a microphone in a perpetual loop until needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>only 29 images left
>page 9
I blame those offtopic image spammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984702
Thank god we're used to this and remember that imgur exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984702
We are at 2025 posts though. That’s a bit of an accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984671
All that is pretty much confirmed by KC in extra material and tweets, glad he cleared that stuff up quick.

I also think a challenge and, for me, thrill of chaos girls is getting to experience something truly unique and alien. It's hard to discuss because we have no frame of reference. Same sort of goes for doppleganger potions (hard to conceive of there being multiples yourself).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984702
There's one guy from /monster/ who posts 80+ images a thread and has been at it for a while now. A good portion of said images are either off topic reaction images in response to posts made 8+ hours beforehand or have absolutely nothing to do with either his post or the post he's replying to.
The silver lining is that when we do reach the image cap, he fucks off for the rest of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984013
more surprised people don't tell him or shoggocks to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

If garlic makes vampires lose their inhibitions what does other classic anti-vamp stuff do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984735
I want to pour piles of rice all around a Vampires castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984718
There's also the newshitter from /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984708
>I also think a challenge and, for me, thrill of chaos girls is getting to experience something truly unique and alien.
Some people are afraid of the unknown, others are morbidly attracted to it.
I'd say KC succeeded in giving the chaos species a ineffable vibe like those from Lovecraftian stories.

Now we just need to wait and see what horrors he will give us next.
MGE2's end note from the Wandering Scholar says that he might end up in deep in the sea. Knowing chaos species originate from the deepest part of the sea that gives us hope for more profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984735
I wonder if you still have to invite them inside places or they cannot enter. I want her to tease me saying that I cannot enter her until she invites me in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984628
Gronk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984728
Beast is alright though.
He doesn't even write as much as he used to anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984760
Beast doesn't meet up to their standards so he's automatically shit.
We must base our lives around them because their opinions matter while ours don't! We must not think for ourselves, and be their ever listening echo chamber!
Fuck these cunts honestly. Beast is cool and Shog isn't that bad when he gets off his fucking ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984753
>MGE2's end note from the Wandering Scholar says that he might end up in deep in the sea. Knowing chaos species originate from the deepest part of the sea that gives us hope for more profiles.
I'm really looking forward to seeing what comes out of that, I'm a shameless chaosfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984718
How do you know where he's from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984782
Because
He's my brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984794
!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984794
What a twist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984782
He got butthurt about getting called out in the beginning and admitted it while spamming porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984782
He probably spams shitty images and memes from there. I don't understand why the place ended up being /pol/ with monstergirls but I wish that garbage didn't leak over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984813
for realsies? sounds like kind of a contradiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984794
Charlie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984735
Dunno about actual silver weapons, but sunlight makes the Vampire turn weak as a human girl. She's also extremely sensitive to running water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984823
does it have to be from the sun, or could one use a UV lamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984813
>I don't understand why the place ended up being /pol/ with monstergirls
The entire site it's hosted on is basically /pol/ with a flavor of whatever board you're on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984816
>"for realsies"
>No capitalization
Where do you people come from? We've had a lot of blatant newfags not just to this thread but seemingly to anything imageboard related, were we linked to somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984766
>defending mediocrity

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984827
Her profile mentioned the sun's rays so I think it's the former.

Maybe UV lights have a lesser effect or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984832
>Acting like every writefag here isn't below the bar of mediocrity
Stop acting like we're some high class place, you shitsack We're a place where amateurs write stories and people like them because they're content and we don't have the bar set so fucking high, unlike you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984832
Only a handful of our writers are anything but mediocre which is still a massive step up from the wiki and /monster/, so you're just singling out one guy you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984839
>>Acting like every writefag here isn't below the bar of mediocrity
But we do have good writefags who are better than mediocre. Penywise, Silent (still counts), Lanternon, and D3lerium spring to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984863
They're the exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984866
Considering we don't have many writers around anymore, and they (except for Silent) are the few active ones we have I say they're not exceptions at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984866
Let’s face it. There is literally nothing good here ever. It is impossible for anything of quality to ever be created for anything. Obvious sarcasm should be obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984735
What happens if you mention Twilight to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984877
There's lots of good things.
You just have to stop acting like a pompous asshole who wants Grade A works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984886
Did you not read my spoiler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984766
>Spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

You know the one type of story I want to see? I want to see a story in where a man who had a wife and kids and a functional job, then get isekai'd over to MGE in where he loses everything. That would be a better take then most isekai stories I tend to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984941
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984941
So a man actually trying not to get raped and husbando'd because he needs to get home to his family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984880
She dumps an entire jar of glitter on top of you and says "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT CUNT FACE?!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984941
>A man in shitty 3dpd land who made do gets isekai'd into paradise and leaves his shit wife and life behind
Wow, I expect him to break from the tragedy of it all.

No, what I want is for truck-chan to get isekai'd too into a yandere automaton who yearns for her last victim, and first love and sets out on an adventure to find him.

[Anonymous No.]

Shitposting aussie cuddle cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17984941
Or how about a story at about the time the current Demon Lord took power, where a hunt for a man turns into the ultimate game when a Rakshasa becomes an extremely horny Jinko. Complete with painting himself in mud to fool her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985005
>Isekai trucks crashes with another isekai truck
I should make a light novel sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

What does monster girl aids do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985039
It makes you hornier as time goes on. At some point you'll be as lusty as a jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985039
Lowers your immunity to all forms of MG energy. In the end you become a public use whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985039
makes you gay, just like real aids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985045
>>17985051
>>17985055
What about monster girl syphilis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985039
It closes pools, just like all forms of AIDS. It also turns females into stingray girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985059
permanent heart pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985039
>>17985059
Doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985039
Turns you into a stingray girl. Also closes all nearby pools due to AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985083
>>17985110
Have I accidentally gone back in time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985114
Nope, just someone who wishes they were here back in the pre-2013 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981535
I wish to be 63 but with oni and jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981535
Number 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981535
65 with a strongfat gator

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985128
Wasn't that back where we congregated in the monster musume threads on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985128
Those were the days, way before /pol/ was around, it was nice to go on other boards and not have politics be brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why but I keep having dreams of a blacksmith and a jurou-gumo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17981535
None of them since EMG is hot garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985219
And like MGE is any better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985229
Believe it or not, it actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985229
It is, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985219
>>17985108
remove sticks in the mud

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985219
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985229
They're both shit in different ways. MGE is better though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985233
>>17985236
That's only because they need cum to survive, leaving them with no standards. The setting is poorly written garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985149
Man, how can people hate Crab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985171
How can one fall in love with something that doesnt exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985256
>That's only because they need cum to survive
You've just indicated that your only experience with the setting is from shitposter cliffnotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985260
Couldn't the same be said of all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985263
What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985258
It's because when they try to self insertinto EMG the girls they love cheat on them.
That and he ruined things with harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985263
Sorry, 'spirit energy' then. Not to mention there isn't ever any danger since mamono obama is there to give you universal healthcare with the only bad guys in the setting unable to do anything about it since they can't ever touch them and when they do find something that can, it's get's turned around by that same mana into something non-lethal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985283
Sounds like heaven to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what new insights and mutual understandings will sprout from this calm, cool, levelheaded discussion? I am sure both sides will approach this rationally and without preconceived biases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985283
You know you have your very own EMG threads on /c/. right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985171
Strongfat gator with a fatass is olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985258
>Miia's entire mission in the Species Exchange Program before meeting Darling was to find a communal cum pump for her village
>Both Mero and Centorea's mothers actively engage in cuckoldry against their legal spouse
>Cathyl, despite having a guy she's tsundere for, comes to depend on Darling OF ALL PEOPLE to milk her because now she can't get off unless her tits gets rubbed or sucked on
>The over-inflated harem trope that tries and fails to emulate Tenchi Muyo when Darling refuses to tie the fucking knot with any of them and be done with it
>More lewd than actual plot, and when Crab does do plot it's mediocre, plodding, and takes forever to get interesting (SEE: ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT TALL SLIME-GIRLS)
>Crab's lack of anatomy understanding with twigs arms and giant gazongas (Cathyl being the one exception since she has some muscles on her arms)
Fuck's sake Crab either needs to shit or get off the pot. Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa had a harem with Shiho, Aisawa, Mikan, and Shiragami but it at least knew to have the crosshairs focused on an end game. Right now Darling is basically "WILL HE OR WON'T HE" with every girl in his harem with the exceptions of Suu and Lala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985310
Neeeerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985319
I'm sorry, I thought this was the monster girl thread, not the monster girl encyclopedia thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985322
>Miia's entire mission in the Species Exchange Program before meeting Darling was to find a communal cum pump for her village
Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985322
Didn't Cathyl also come running back to Darling recently? Of course you can expect the EMG thread remnants to fervently defend that faggotry.
On another note: Polt is furshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985322
I thought it was rather apparent the series was more about just showing off monstergirls with some light comedy and heavy ecchi in between without too much thought of seriousness or resolution to any sort of plot.
Like, you know. MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985333
She does in the latest chapter, yes. It also has all those delicious cows that Crab had introduced in that farm-hand offshoot who, after seeing Cathyl get so vigorously milked for all she's got, decide they want the same treatment from Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985333
>Didn't Cathyl also come running back to Darling recently?
Did she ?
Last I remember seeing her they ran into her at that one convention but she was focused on her booth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985337
>with some light comedy
Who else could forget Suu raping the girls again and again and again, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985338
Crab also drew those cows blushing around dudes that weren't Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985345
>Female on female rape is bad.
>female on male rape is okay somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985345
Japan cannot into humor in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985338
>decide they want the same treatment from Darling.
I hate this shit so much.

>>17985348
You should know how things are, with harems, incest and domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985321
That she is.
Comfy times about, even if its sticky as hell in the swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985358
I know things are since we have daughteru dickers running rampant, I just wanted to point out the irony or hypocrisy if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985345
Yeah, and some people find it funny and don't take it too seriously.

I'm not arguing that people should be forced to like EMG. I'm just confused why they feel convinced they have to stand up and tell everyone how much they hate it and how you should feel bad for liking it whenever it gets brought up in the monstergirl thread. I just don't think anyone can give a good answer to that without it boiling down to "it makes me feel uncomfortable because its what I dont personally like"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985344
Latest chapter that's untranslated is out. Darling goes back to the farm for some reason connected to the scientist and meets Cathyl/all the cows again. Vigorously milks Cathyl and the Onee-san Cow sees him doing it from a crack in the door. Literally every other cow girl on the farm wants in on the hand milking and teat sucking action he does now.

To include Ruto, who's blushing up a storm about it with her GIGA MILK Q Cups

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985364
Well yeah, males can do anything they want in MGE and everything is fine and girls will love you, but the same doesn't happen in EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985329
Monstergirl Threads will always have MGE as the prime discussion topic first and foremost.

[Anonymous No.]

No implications intended with this question, but I got to know- with an honest observation of your feelings on the subject, how many of you actually get noticeably, truly upset at the notion of something like, say, Cathyl having a breast milking scene with Darling or of the girls in EMG getting into sexual situations with Suu or other means? And if so, to what degree does thinking about it actually upset you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985374
>Blushing Ruto with her Calcium Interplanetary Cannons on display
Fuck, I gotta see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985382
To be honest not that much its more tradition at this point. I still jerked it to that Cathyl scene when I first saw it, mostly just started shitting on it because everyone else seemed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985382
I don't get mad about it for the same reason I don't care about what happens in, say, some random furry webcomic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985387
https://i.imgur.com/n1FIWK4.jpg

Notice how out of all the girls in the bottom panel, Ruto is the only one furiously blushing.

Full album is at https://imgur.com/a/jGoGV

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985382
I know I don't. I don't even care about the characters in the manga that much, they are cute and some are sexy and that's why I read it. NTR and shit like that only affects me if the character is nice and cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985377
MGE feels like I'm dealing with clones afterwhile not to mention there are parts of it that irks me.

>>17985380
I can deal with that, it's a few of the shitters that only ever want to talk about MGE and attempt to chase all conversation out of the room, even if it's monstergirl related.

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you here are sluts for Monster in power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985252
Truth right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985397
I wouldn't mind being the boy toy of a powerful monster girl, although a few things would be off limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985397
Pharaoh is my top of my waifu list with lilim third.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985397
If I were, I would not have the waifu that I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985396
Agreed on the latter point.
It's incredibly frustrating too because I know there are other people here that are totally fine talking about that other stuff and we've had some great discussions about it, EMG and other things. The annoying part is that those people you're mentioning might or might not be on, meaning you don't know when you're gonna have a good discussion or when its going to turn into another pointless two man shitstorm where they always revert to "WELL I GUESS ITS OKAY IF I POST FURRY AND FUTA THEN HUH" like its some sort of unbeatable argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985396
That's why most people only use it as a base for stories or headcanon. It's rare to see someone who sticks 100% with it.

>>17985406
>Waifu list

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985387
Sadly she covers her nipples in the only shot where she's shirtless. It's such a tease though seeing as there are like 15 other cows and they're not covering their nipples at all, I just want to see best cow's nips but crab won't fucking let me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985396
>MGE feels like I'm dealing with clones
You only have fanartists and art commissioners to blame for that.
Meanwhile, EMG girls will forever have a bunch of 3DPD traits attached to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985393
Oh god shes like a cinnamon roll drenched in milk and then dunked in more milk
I must protect that cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985418
>>17985418
Grope meaty birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985418
At least EMG girls don't feel like rubber dolls with vocals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985417
I bet Ruto is the only girl on the farm who has inverted nipples, so you have to give her some extra attention and she gets even more flustered about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985423
EMG girls feel more like anorexic stick figures with balloons attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985423
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985417
True suffering, true pain.
>>17985426
Welp, that's a new headcanon now. I totally buy it.

>>17985418
>>17985423
>>17985427
This is so fucking childish guys come on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985429
No personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985426
A cute.
She's for pure, Innocent teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985396
>I can deal with that, it's a few of the shitters that only ever want to talk about MGE and attempt to chase all conversation out of the room, even if it's monstergirl related.
If the other works were popular enough here they could be talked about regardless of if a "few" didn't want to, MGE is just more well liked in these parts.
>>17985423
Crab's a shit artist with inconsistent proportions for his girls and can't draw limbs to save his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985432
You’re choice to ignore it, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985436
Oh, at least crab can draw a different face, all of KC's women look like they have sameface going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985446
>Oh, at least crab can draw a different face
Imagine being this delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985426
Out of all the cows, she's the one you'd marry and love, none of that farm bullshit
I shall cherish that cow and make sure she never goes un-milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985432
Do you realize the MGE entries describe the general traits of a monster race and not an individual, right? And how that's different from describing a specific person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985440
The guys knowledge of the MGE clearly stems from hearsay if his comment on MGE girls relying on semen to is evidential enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985368
Maybe this is why it has such a negative reputation both here and elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985465
semen to live*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985446
>at least crab can draw a different face
no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985446
>Oh, at least crab can draw a different face

[Anonymous No.]

Crab's girls are trash and only deserve a bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985527
but why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985527
Trying slightly too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

コン

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985547
Cute fox.
I would a shrine of hebis with chests like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985426
I like her horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985555
But then how would they keep their posture up straight? They have to look dignified for the Ryu.
Especially the little ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985563
Strong back muscles, along with other muscles mayhaps

And the littles ones need to do their best although cute oppai hebis trying their best to stand straight despite their massive calcium cannons would be cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>that utter feeling of despair knowing you'll never have a cute little baphomet step on your balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985426
>>17985434
>>17985430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

>Being a farmhand assigned to Ruto
>Jesus H. Christ those gazongas
>She's fidgety as fuck, not even willing to make eye contact with you
>LET LOOSE THE CANNONS
>Her nipples are inverted nubs, her face going redder than a beet
>Start to massage the outside of her massive engorged tits, she's suppressing whimpers and moans as you work inward
>Stammers out you have warm, soft hands
>When you finally pop her nipples out, they're hard enough to cut glass, and shoot fountains of milky goodness when you give them a tug
>It's just milking a cow, you tell yourself, but the noises she makes are making your job even harder
>You only barely manage to hide your erection when you notice a dark spot on her nethers in the coveralls
>...
>Over time she starts to get more proactive in getting you to milk her, until one day she makes a little 'humumumu' noise when she asks you for a good-bye kiss
>Her lips are delectably soft, and while she lacks technique, she's adorable in a way that makes you want to protect her
>It's starting to get hard to fap to her without feeling guilty
>...
>Some time later, she asks you if it's true that human men can produce milk as well with a full-body blush
>She tells you she heard it from one of the other cows on the farm, and that she's curious since you always have an 'udder in your pants'
>It's after dark when you steal away into her stall, dropping your trousers so she sees your man meat
>She ends up giving you a titjob that's out of this world, even going so far as to make little victory Vs with her fingers when she succeeds
>...
>Ruto finally does it, telling you that she wants to feel all of you, stammering it out in her usual fashion.
>She can't bear to face you, so she braces herself against the wall, bending over so you see her dripping wet Holst-hole
>There's a dribble of blood going down her inner thigh when you thrust forward and break her hymen, and it doesn't take you long to lose your first load inside of her
>Her only reaction is to tell you she wants more of your 'raw, unpasteurized milk'
>The next few hours are spent cuddling and fucking with plenty of breast suckling and head petting and kissing
>Eventually you finish on top of her, jack-hammering her hips until you feel the nub of her cervix, pouring what feels like enough seed into her to make your balls ache
>She smiles, cuddling you and giving you a good night kiss
>...
>To the surprise of no-one, you lose your job
>Apparently it's against the law to impregnate a dairy cow
>But, the government takes it easy on you, letting you marry Ruto and move to the country side
>Her belly's gotten huge, doctor's saying she's carrying triplets, but every day she beams and wiggles her bovine ears to you
>All she ever wanted was a family to call her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985583
11/10
Fucking bravo anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985583
A cute
Would breed a whole herd with her, even if those pregnancies are going to do some extra ordinary things to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985583
But Ruto is one of Darlings many haremettes.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are kikis so threatened by roombas?
If they were good at their job they shouldn't worry.
Never heard of roombas having "accidents" with shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985614
Our roomba actually committed suicide.
Drove itself right down the stairs.

[Anonymous No.]

I wrote a pretty OK story. It's not lewd or anything. A guy's got a curse.
https://pastebin.com/5rRvNbt4

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985614
That's because shoggs erase roombas the second they get inside the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985610
All of the farm girls are, especially whore cow.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we done yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985636
The task of loving your waifu is never done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985614
Would a kiki accept a roomba Automation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985644
only if the automation understands that kiki is the boss and masters fav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985583

I wonder how much she likes the idea of a nursing handjob

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how MGE girls would take to ultraviolent media, would they be absolutely disgusted by it or would it trigger old instincts in them?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a holst self-sucking her breasts be taboo in their society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985658
>this is why you need us
>[rape ensues]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985665
You can't solve everything through sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985644
With the roomba Automaton, the Trifecta of Maids is complete. All the world will be bowed to by the Empire of Maid.

>>17985658
They would be disgusted by it because it reminds them of their old instincts. All monsters, especially the violent ones, hold a subconscious fear that they will return to the time before Lilith.

>>17985659
>Holst breasts so big that she can suck on them by herself
It'd be disapproved of, just because the girl in question is showing off. I can't see Holsts banning an act that displays the best of their mammaries, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985676
I imagine that such a girl would be pouted at heavily

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985671
That's what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985683
Sure, but all the other Holsts can do the same, yes? It's not as though there are any FLAT Holsts in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985688
Sex can't help a man that has completely removed the concept of romance and love from his mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985696
True, I imagine most holsts could self suck, although some would need to put more effort into it than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985699
See >>17985688

[Anonymous No.]

How does a Wendigo family handle Christmas with lots of daughters running around hopped up on Christmas spirit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985714
Anon you need to accept that sex can't solve every little problem. Blowjobs won't fix your town getting overrun by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985720
Use the one pole prison on them and dress them up as christmas trees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985720
Chloroform

Anyway, have a new doodle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985688
What about a man who has been castrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985720
Bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

Who has that picture of a kikimora saying something like "i showed you my feather duster plz answer"? Does that meme have a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985726
The what prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985743
The one pole prison anon, you know, the one where you put a dildo on a pole that's just a little too tall for the little Wendigo to lift herself off of but just short enough for her to have her toes on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985602
>>17985599
I am pleased you liked it Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985583
Out fucking standing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985583
I have a MIGHTY NEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985724
Correct, but because blowjobs are the RESULT of your town getting overrun by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985747
You don't do this to a little wendi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985527
edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985630
Not even. Your roomba would go on as normal, unimpeded as it cleans up the floors. It always had those few eyes poking up out of it, that's factory standard mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985755
It's the only way to keep them calm without smashing their christmas spirit to bits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985731
Good job not alp, keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985754
I don't want that result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985747
>>17985760
That sounds like daughteru dicking, but with more steps than necessary. You people are terrible at parenting.

What happened to calming them down with a glass of warm milk and getting under the blanket with daddy and mommy to read the The Night Before Christmas, translated into Wendigo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985760
Or you could get everyone together under yours and your wife's cloak to cuddle and watch Christmas movies instead of sexually molesting your daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985767
Sometimes you're busy and don't have time to do all that, sometimes you just need to set them up where they're preoccupied so you can go about your business for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985771
That’s a shitty way to parent. You’re a coat monster in the middle of the wilderness with access to pocket dimensions unaffected by the passage of time. You have no excuse to not have time for them. Christmas is a magical time for the little girls. Cherish it while you can. Don’t be a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985802
fuck off /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985813
Its not any race. In my mind, any person of any background has the capacity to be a good person or to act like a terrible person. I know Blacks who are decent people and white people who act like niggers. It’s like faggot. You can be straight and still be a faggot if you’re a terrible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985813
>Hating niggers is /pol/
Newfag alert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985813
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see my daughteru growing up nicely and going on adventures filled with emotions of all kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985767
What exactly does it mean by
>translated into Wendigo
Would it be like localization since Wendi’s wouldn’t know what sugar plums are, or would it be a literal translation?

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody call me a faggot and tell me to get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985867
They'd obviously be replaced with stretchy meat, that's something that little Wendigos would be happy to have dancing in their heads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985889
Get back to work, faggot.
t. write/drawfairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985889
Get back to work faggot.

t. The Muse from Oglaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985901
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985889
These lamias are working hard. Why aren’t you faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985911
>>17985889
Are the eyes are her head decoration or are they actual functional eyes that they flayer uses regularly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985911
>Papa, please no squishie today please papa thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985928
They change colors showing their emotional state.

[Anonymous No.]

Most monster girl series are conduits for pornography. The free flow of pornography goes against traditional sexual values/morals in that it presents sex as detached from marriage and procreation, framing it instead as a commodity or a recreational activity.

So when I see some aut-right with an ecchi avatar I see someone with zero actual commitment to his own ideals.

But even when you go beyond that, most of the monster girl franchises (except MGE which is just pure pornography or porn disguised as something deeper) lionize globalization and the mixing of different cultures within a single nation. Monster Musume is literally a globalist anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985937
What does yellow mean?
What does pink and purple mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985944
OH MY GOD, WHO THE HELL CARES?

Shut the fuck up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985944
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985946
Pink usually has heart pupils. In other words Pink is for when you're diddling their squish ditch.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone remember that greentext where an alp begged her best friend to fuck her? Shits messed up when you think about it.is it the person you once knew? And do you relieve them or let them suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985944
Cool dubs, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985889
Please go back to work

[Anonymous No.]

so if the doppel transforms into a form of herself but with larger breasts does she loose her powers or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985944
Hey buddy think you got the wrong door, /pol/s eight boards down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985960
Why is this man yelling at Sandworm-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985960
I hope she's wearing a hard-hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985944
Fuck off /leftypol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985978
I want both sides of the political extremists to fuck off and leave us to discuss monstergirls in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985960
Cmon Sandy-chan, only a few more hours in the workday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985944
https://youtu.be/qPJvGMYxDPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985946
>Yellow is, for the most part, neutral emotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985944

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985628
>guy cursed for something he had nothing to do with
>monstergirls all being assholes over it
>that dialogue
>posts a sample image
Dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985283
Actually most all monsters can survive without eating mana, its just that normal food isn't nearly as nutritious/efficient so they have to eat a lot more of it and they end up less powerful than monsters that have mana in their diet. Its why a number of unmarried monsters will consume the mana potions made from what golems gather, despite them tasting quite bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985944
I hope white men never get monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Salamanders, yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985322
>Both Mero and Centorea's mothers actively engage in cuckoldry against their legal spouse

What are you talking about? Mero's mom is now separated from her husband and he himself ran off with a human. They're broken up, its no longer cuckoldry.

And Centoria's mother states she was forced to marry that centaur. If she was forced into it then I'd say its not a legitimate marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986011
Would salamanders rather die than get old?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985374
>Literally every other cow girl on the farm wants in on the hand milking and teat sucking action he does now.

There's no need to exaggerate, i.e. he has never sucked on any of the minotaur girl's teats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986019
Nah, they what their greatest fight, and then children from the man that gave them said fight

Age isnt a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985583
Nice except there is no need for the whole "hymen breaking and bleeding" myth to be further perpetuated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986024
Proud Dragon maids being molested and loved roughly by their masters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986040
>myth
That's a convenient excuse alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985699
If she digs deep enough into his mind she can find those primal instincts and bring them to the surface. I highly doubt one can literally remove such a thing unless they were born without the capacity for a sex drive to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986052
Maybe he used magic or something after he was cheated on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17985724
And how are you defining "overrun"? There are plenty of MGE monster realms that function pretty much the same as they did when the region was just humans (just quite a bit more sex happens).

This applies to most any emerald monster realm. Heck, one of the major groups of kingdoms in the Mist Continent is a bunch of emerald realms that believe so heavily in balance that the monsters tend to restrict themselves to only having sex at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986062
Ignore him, he's just a bitter virgin that is scared of monster girls because he knows not even they would want him.

[Anonymous No.]

>DL is assassinated in the middle of casting the "make mamano able to have sons" enchantment.
>Causes the mamanobama to go haywire.
>Stabilized once one of her daughters takes over as the new DL.
>Enchantment is permanently damaged and is slowly eroding.
>Men are being evacuated in mass because their wives might suddenly snap and go into a blood-thirsty rampage.

How do you tell your wife and daughter goodbye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986071
I tell you to fuck off to /tg/ or some other shithole that tolerates HFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986071
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986071
How about no, and how about fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986069
Not either of them, but isn’t that contradictory? I thought we just had a whole argument about how there will always be a girl for everyone in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986080
That is completely and utterly false, even monster girls have standards. Just hope that they at least give you a small section of land to live on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986071
This post is pretty stupid. The DL is nearly impossible to be killed anyway. Also, mamono mana isn't the only thing that makes my wife love me, she is from a species known to love humans even before the DL took over too.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, sunday night thread is always so angry.
Must be the end of weekend stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983750
Oni ga Deru ka Ja ga Deru ka

it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up with a muscled cheshire napping atop me, is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986096
You might get squished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986090
This thread is always angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17983738
>Pass time
>Porn Setting
Gee Anon, I couldn't tell ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986097
This is a liftcat, not a cuddelcat.
Squishing is not an issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986103
But muscle weighs more than fat anon, everyone knows that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986096
>Muscled Cheshire
I thought you were my nigger but I was sorely mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll let the wife punish the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986113
>missing out on getting to spank that sweet lolifox booty
lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986046
You do realize that hymens are more like an thin flimy membrane that can be literally broken by normal activities like dancing, bicycle and horseback riding or just even stretching. Even though sexual can and has broke the hymen, using the hymen has a form of a virginity test is just stupid since it gets broken by so many daily things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986105
Maybe, but pudge is bigger, meaning she could cover more of me.

Liftcat covers a larger amount.

>>17986107
I enjoy many species with muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986113
Would you mind if I punished your kids instead, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986040
>Nice except there is no need for the whole "hymen breaking and bleeding" myth to be further perpetuated.
Tumblr is down the hall to the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986088
Admittedly those were fairly rare exceptions, i.e. monsters that managed to overcome the instincts the gods put in them, there were just some species where it was known to happen more often than in others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986122
This.
It's not even a wall either. If that were the case their menstrual blood would collect and generally be uncomfortable for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986045
Proud dragon maids killing time watching mexican soap operas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986113
What did they do to cause such a reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986131
Are you denying the science? I have no agenda other than hymen breaking being a often needless thing for sex scenes that often distracts from the eroticism and interrupts it. I get tired of reading every "first time" scenario about how something is getting torn and bleeding, especially when it doesn't/shouldn't even actually happen a lot of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17986147
I'd love to have a tank-like, scarred red dragon who may/may not be maydere to be my maid for the novelty of it.

Having her watch those soaps while pretending to be indigent while imaging being the maid whose 'forced' against the wall for loving would be too precious

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>>17986151

Break an old vase and then shift blame to Anon.

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Kitsunes are bad. Just look at this one with her ears and giant tits. That's how you can tell.

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>>17985628
I know you were going for a comedic story, but it's strange to see all these powerful gods and the DL just walking about like it';s nothing.

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>>17986154
Hymen breaking as we know it is absolutely a thing. The activities you listed do not in anything but freak accidents do what you claim to. I'm sorry but if a girl says she's a virgin and her hymen doesn't break, 98% chance you've just been punked. Here have a source just so you can't say I'm pulling this out of my ass.

https://youngwomenshealth.org/2013/07/31/hymen_break/

>Although horseback riding involves moving up and down, and doing splits puts pressure on your groin area, these activities do NOT change the hymen.

>The only exceptions are some injuries such as falling on a sharp object in a pool, bathtub, or a water slide, or a water skiing accident. The opening in the hymen often gets larger as girls grow.

Also are you seriously complaining about romantic tropes in a thread that revolves around sex and romance?

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>>17986154
EMG girls wouldn't have their hymens in tact anyways.

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>>17986169
At least they wouldn't have MGE's loose roast beef lips.

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>>17986173
>still being salty after getting blown out over EMG earlier

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>>17986166
I'm not denying hymens break, I'm denying that first time sex usually causes them to break. Do you have a source supporting that scenario being the norm?

And if its a romance trope that distracts from the pleasure then yes I do feel like complaining about it.

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>>17985944
Not even /pol/ cares.

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>>17986125
>>17986105
>Muscle cheshire smugly 'Nya-ha-ha'ing while laying atop anon, muscled biceps wrapped around his head.

A cute

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I don't even need to do sexual stuff with a Kikimora, I just want her to gently pet my head while softly singing a song as I fall asleep

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>>17983712
God I wish that were me.

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>>17986182
You do realize that there is several MGs that will have multiple partners, yes?

Golem
baphomet
Charybdis

are just a few examples.

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>>17986151
Probably called her like a sheep

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Holy fuck where did these people come from

I want the shitposting to end and the thread to go back to normal

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>>17986223
/monster/ refugees

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>>17986164
Evil Foxes, up to no good!

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>>17986223
I don't know but I just want a cheshire

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>>17986223
the land of opinions no one cares about but they feel like they have to express them anyway

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>>17986237
I want a story where an Anon is pestered by a floating, smug Purplecat. But the twist is that only he can see her, making him question his sanity.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even tanukis can have their smug demenours broken on occasion.
This is typically done by turning down their rewards, no matter what they are, or just doing something for free

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>>17986246
Silly anon, of course he'd need to be mad to see her.
Everyone's mad in wonderland

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>>17986253
But that would break so many Tanuki Rules of Acquisition!

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>>17986246
https://pastebin.com/hAkuHGkc

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>>17986253
>
I WANT TO STEAL FROM A TANUKI!

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>>17986256
Exactly.
They'll be so frazzled that they'll be out it for the rest of the day and, upon meeting with their friends for drinks, she'll horrify them all by telling them how anons doing things for her while turning down rewards.

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>>17986266
Anon, you're just asking to be tossed to her oni bodyguard.

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>>17986256
Would tanukis require their males to be nekkid?

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>>17986271
As if I was scared from a little missy

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>>17986223
this boogeymanning needs to stop

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>>17986288
Anon, she's going to use you as a toy and then send you off to a very special prison that'll ensure you get stuck with a shattered pelvis for every day you're there.

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>>17986223
>same reaction image every thread
Cease
>>17986245
So, all opinions?

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>>17986295
Thinking like that, why are these even threads? There’s no new content, what is there to talk about. Are we just here to shitpost?

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>>17986294
I doubt that she is tall enough for that anon

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>>17986326
I don't know about you but I'm just here to talk about loli MG cunny.

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>>17986326
You'd best start believin' in containment threads, anon.
You're in one.

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>>17986326

No, we're just here to suffer

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>>17986336
I dunno.
Oni are big.

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>>17983963
Might be more like one chapter a year.

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>>17986326
Well there is some news, there's the stuff Kenkou posted about the world guide supplement. And I also hear that Exet's Fallen Maiden's game translation is nearing completion.

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Consider the following:
Soft-Robotics Motherly Doting Automaton

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>>17986352
They can be small too, and if its a Tanuki maybe she was looking for a cheap guard and found one that was needy and got tricked on the "small but strong packs" thing

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>>17986389
Only if she's a purposed strongfat heavy destroyer

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>>17986326
>This posted right when we're about to get a bunch of new doujins and books, and after a wave of blatant shitposting
I'm starting to think there's a more concentrated effort to shitpost and get rid of these threads.

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>>17986430

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>>17986088
Wait impossible to kill as in god immortality or impossible to kill because shes heavily guarded and extremely powerful in a fight?

I don't think all the magic in the world could protect you If you never saw it coming.
Unless your some kinda paranoid ruler who always has a magic barrier around them.

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>>17986151
Called her a old lady

unrelated but absolute ara~ara kitsunes are best mofu nothing can compete

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>>17976269
What the fuck is this?!

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>>17986450
Die in agony.

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>>17980196
all is hallal

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>>17986151

The kids took cookies from the cookie jar before eating dinner.

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Ded.

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>>17985944
>MGE which is just pure pornography
Of the heart, maybe.

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>>17987307
true

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https://twitter.com/circle_exelga/status/937578728149868544
>And finally, work for the English version of "Another Story of Fallen Maidens" is nearly complete! I'm Sorry for keeping you wait so long!

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>>17987793
Oh my.

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>>17987793
About time.

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>>17987793
Nice