/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Exactly how poor is Reimu? Do you think she eats more than once a week?

[Anonymous No.]

I feed her a healthy meal, of semen, three times a day. She's poor financially but rich NUTritionally.

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>>17932763
Doesn't Yukari and/or the three fairies feed her, which is why she's more understanding towards fairies than she is anything else?

Of course, if Reimu really wants your food, there isn't much you can do to stop her from taking it.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari generally gives her something to eat if she's a good girl during her thrice-weekly hypno sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933295
Hot.
What's she saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933347
>>17933347

"you will obey all my orders starting now"

"yes <3"

"if you do not follow my orders you will be punished. happy with that?"

"yes <3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933347

Yukari: You are a good girl, Reimu. You will do everything you are told, yes?

Reimu: Yes.

Yukari: And you understand that disobeying will result in a punishment, yes?

Reimu: Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/h/4809242
Poor enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
I wonder if Reimu would accept eating at SDM even if the food is made outta people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933440
>>17933424

How does Yukari someone like Reimu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933573
she knows the backdoor for shrine maiden operative system

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933580
>backdoor
What do you think she had to do to get that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933473
I love that artist and his view of the world so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933295
>>17933347
>>17933424
>>17933440
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933424
>>17933440
And now I have a boner. Thanks, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
She gets smashed every other day. SHe is not poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934321
But that’s because she is close acquaintances with an oni who has infinite alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
I will now proceed to masturbate to this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
She's so poor that she gives >>17932788
blowjobs for free just to get something in her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934690
I'd honestly rather pay her for the blowjobs dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934698
You're one of those weirdos who like to pull out before shooting your goo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
she eats dirt on a daily basis, she is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934701
No, I just think a cheap hooker is hotter than a desperate slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934705

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>>17934712
If you pay her you run the risk of her affording to buy a bag of rice eventually, which possibly would make her less desperate to the point of her not accepting semen as payment for her services. You see where this is going? You're ruining it for everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu pleases old men for food

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
Zun would never let any of his girls be poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934790
Reimu can't afford a doctor, how is she going to get any treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935301
She's got a spare kidney for starters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935301
Reimu can't afford shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
She sits in her shrine eating stale thrown out village food she finds in dumpsters glaring at Sanae while she eats from a pile of food Kanako gives her everyday

[Anonymous No.]

Her breast size is an indicator of how her financial situation is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935369
Shit...This just make me sad. Poor girl, she doesn't deserved that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
She can fly tho, why can't she just go fishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935425
>literal flyfishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935425
She is lazy.
That, and she'll have to deal with faries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935406
Don’t be, she deserves it. She’s greedy and a bully to all yokai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935449
You literally do nothing for hours while fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935406
>>17935461
If you happen to pass by her Shrine piss on it, she might get thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935461
>not bullying the cue yokai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934790
>malnutrition

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935799
So she's just greedy and lazy then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935799
Reimu is a Jew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934239

I want to bury my face in Yukari's chest

[Anonymous No.]

would reimu be a good girlfriend or would she bully and demean you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936384
She'd be caring and dedicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933473

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>>17936384
I figure she'd treat you similarly to how she treats Marisa, except with occasional sex. Imagine a lot of drinking tea while talking about inconsequential things. At worst, she'd treat you like a nuisance.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Reimu enjoy anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937252
Yes. Each of the playable characters has a specialization:
Reimu - Anal
Marisa - Vaginal
Sanae - Paizuri
Sakuya - Naizuri
Reisen - Handjobs
Aya - Blowjobs
Youmu - Ghost Blowjobs
Yuuka - Sadism
Mima - Netorare

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937556
Is it canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937576
Of course it's canon. Why would I be telling lies on the internet you baka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937588
Good to know, now I'll definitely donate Reimu some money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937556
>Sakuya - Naizuri
Sakuya isn't flat though? If anything I'd say she'd be more about sumata

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937673
Stop posting and clean my gutter, meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937673
I'm pretty sure that Sakuya is the true anal master

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937694
>>17937556
More like:

Reimu - Oral
Marisa - Vaginal
Sanae - Paizuri
Youmu - Naizuri
Sakuya - Anal
Aya - Feet
Reisen - Handjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935396
The hakurei is surprised, she woke up as a girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938160
I'm so hard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937556
You forgot Cirno!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938160
Stop that. It's Youmu who's all about handjobs. Just imagine how soft her hands are!

Reisen, on the other hand, is just a useless bunny only good for her sex appeal. Earjob, anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936384
Reimu's never been in love, so it's impossible to say for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938160
>>17937556
Just handjobs? Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933295
>>17933424
>>17933440
Stop this. Reimu's personality is her strongest suit, why would you want to remove such a thing? She's for body control, not hypnosis.

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>>17938322
No I didn't. If she's playable in th17 then maybe she gets on the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938160
What is Alice for then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938693
Alice - Masturbation

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>>17938543
Yes you did. She is playable in the last game, just like Aya, who you included even though Aya (and Reisen and Mima and Yuuka) has only been a protag in the so-called main games once.

[Anonymous No.]

Rumia - bellyzuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938322
>>17938878
Cirno is fisting

[Anonymous No.]

You are such fucking faggots, holy shit.
Reimu is obviously for armpit sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939008
Yeah I thought about it too and was surprised that nobody suggested it. Maybe it's too mainstream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937556
>>17938160
Reimu - Paizuri
Marisa - Naizuri
Sakuya - Paizuri
Youmu - Naizuri
Sanae - Paizuri
Reisen - Paizuri
Aya - Paizuri
Go breasts or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939195
>Sakuya
>Paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

Alice - Hugging and Cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938714

Is this what peak touhou body looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940438
you may not like it, this is what the ideal touhou body looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939250
Silence you filthy prostitute. Sakuya has beautiful bust in DDC, her fightning portraits and manga. The evidence is evident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940664
what happened to flan!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940756
Sakuya pads her chest, everybody knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940756
How can something that doesn't exist be beautiful anon? She's as flat as the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940878

Only real patricians can appreciate Sakuya's modest chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940664
why the fuck aren't those vampires burnt already

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
She has a garden in the back of her shrine which she gets food and sake ingredients from. She also goes fishing in a nearby river, remember the fairies manga chapter where Cirno froze a giant fish Reimu caught and shattered it?

Also Kasen brings her snacks too.

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>>17935425
She does go fishing, there's an OSP (?) chapter where she brings home a massive ass fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940967
>Cirno froze a giant fish Reimu caught and shattered it?
Cirno is the card crushing meme touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940885

Only real politicians can appreciate Sakuya's lack of chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940967
That's just precious. Where's it from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940664
Remi can manipulate her weakness to the sun with sheer fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
How well do you think she “treats” her once a month guests at the Moriya Shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941292
What manipulation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940944

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941722
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941722
these are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942044

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>>17933295
Wait, why three times every week? and does Reimu remember what happens during their sessions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940664
Remiry's petite frame.

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>>17935473
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935473

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>>17940664
Scribbled out? I'm not sure why you would want to scribble out the superior one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945347
>flan
>superior one
how dare you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945887
The truth hurts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945887

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945887

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, please. Both loli vampires are cute, there's no need to fight over them. With that being said, I want to watch while Remi fucks her imout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940756
Lies and slander, Tewi is not a prostitute!

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu - D
Marisa - A
Sakuya - AA
Youmu - B
Sanae - DD
Reisen - E
Aya - D
Cirno - AAA

>>17939195
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946447
Otherwise spot on, but Reisen is smaller, like C or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763
more curvy pencil skirt Reimu pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932763

How can a shrine maiden be poor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17948134
By having little to no money. Is this a trick question?

[Anonymous No.]

She leeches off Rinnosuke

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950055
is reimu a jew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950140
No that's Nitori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950147
oh, how could I forget the nitrojew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950242
Nitori is not a Jew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950282
But she is. There is evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950298
>1917
Was Yuuka a red or a white? Did she commit atrocities during the war?

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>>17950311
Oh yes. She trampled upon thousands of people and forced them into various indescribable situations. One shudders and gets all sweaty from just imagining that!

As for the side she's chosen in the end, there's no clear evidence. While in the piece of evidence above she is depicted as a pro-communist, one could argue that since she exploits others and has two residences, including a huge mansion and a private garden which is more like a field, she is an unrepented bourgeois. On the other hand, this piece of evidence, where she is depicted wielding a PPSh-41, shows that she stayed true to the beliefs she supported at the time of the Red October at least until WWII.

Moreover, her uniform shows that Yuukarin supported these beliefs with her heart. It is well known that NKVD frontier units were one of the most motivated troops the Workers' and Peasants' Army could offer against Nazis' advance. It is unknown what happened to her after that, but some say that she was present at the moment of Mao's proclamation of People's Republic of China. If that is true, we can surmise that she successfully fought the war against bad people who burned sunflowers and killed cute kids and that she was promoted to a high-ranking undercover agent as the result of her actions.

This moment was probably when Yukari took notice of such a formidable youkai and decided that keeping her in the human world was too dangerous. That's why Yuuka initially hated Yukari, but, after fighting with her some dozens of times like in that doujin by Charin (Tohonifun), came to terms with her current position and made peace with herself. This "kidnapping" is also part of the reason she is considered a bully in Gensokyo, as she was still angry over it when she said those memorable lines. In fact, Yuukarin did not mean it wholeheartedly. If she killed all of Gensokyo, she would definitely die of boredom, and that would not do. No, she actually wanted to prolong the rare fun of fighting against a worthy opponent, so she selfishly provoked them. Please, understand this cute girl's heart.

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>>17950298
Nitori would not support the bolsheiviks at all. She wants revolution in technology, not to slow it down!

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>>17950446
Uh... but technological revolution is EXACTLY what bolsheviks did. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17950510
The bolsheiviks set russia back in technological progress

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>>17950535
If you think so, then you should learn some history.

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>>17950510
Although Gensokyo isn't having the infrastructure for mass industrialization. Poorly handled could lead to the problems seen when forcably trying to rush industrialization. Manpower and more importantly education is Gensokyo is limited.

Creating Engineers and Engineering Culture along with institutional knowledge is hard.

If there was more 'slack' for labor they could do it but right as is there is the risk that any push could lead to issues with the food supply and that is... dangerous.

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>>17950666
Nice digits.
>> with the food supply and that is... dangerous.
With Yukari's powers? She's able to provide food for Yuyuko, you know.

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>>17950548
I’m pretty sure that even with the advances, russia wasn’t able to keep up with the modern world post WW2. Sure you may have nukes, but the people are in the worst conditions, and yearned for something in their communities, rather than be stuck in the restrictive situations the bolsheiviks got russia into

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>>17950716
If you think so, then you should learn some more history and also look at photo collections taken by foreigners who visited post-war USSR. It's hard to call their conditions worst or even worse than half of the world. It's also hard to say that they were unable to keep up with the rest of the world in regards to most technology fields. The country had been doing pretty good up until Brezhnev's death or a little bit earlier, mainly thanks to the momentum achieved by Stalin's rule. While their people yearned for something, there was not a small number of people in the other camps who yearned for something opposite. (Not to mention that the Revolution changed the whole world by showing an example to workers worldwide, which caused those in power to give in to their demands in fear of the same thing happening to them.)

However, USSR did lag—very fatally so—in propaganda/information warfare techniques when it came to countering NATO, and the government was also unable to adapt to the times (unlike Chinese who did just that—look where they are now). The resulting defeat was catastrophical enough for many of the former Soviet Union to become disillusioned with what they've been told before by propaganda of both camps. And that is exactly why Putin rules Russia for the third time with the country gaining strength and more international recognition by the year despite the pressure. Murrica's role getting weaker is only partially related to this. The government, just like in the late USSR and Tzar's Russia before it, keeps doing grave mistakes without willing to admit and fix their faults. The end may very well be the same. I would only welcome it, regardless of how bloody and destructive it will be.

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>>17950870
>>17950716
>>17950535
>>17950510
>>17950548
>>17950446
how did this go from reimu being poor to history lessons

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>>17952842
We are on an imageboard. That's all you need to know, honestly.
https://www.google.com/search?newwindow=1&biw=1536&bih=756&dcr=0&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=4foaWp7PAYuR6ATXoIfwDA&q=4chan+thread+derailment+"replies+later"

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>>17952902
holy shit those images are fucking great.
thanks anon!
I guess I should go lurking for a year now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935799
>when the goy drops a shekel
Finally