Monster Girl Thread

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When a spider wants a hug don't be a humbug!

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First for Hellhounds a best

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Second for Elves as the most rapeable MG.

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Musclewans are olev

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Why has no one tried dicking the chief god into submission. If the greeks taught me anything it's that gods love banging mortals.

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>>17851533
It's not rape if it's an elf.
Especially if it's anal!

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It's cuddling weather, don't forget to get your waifu some nice pajamas

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>>17851537
I wanna drink her sweat and pussyjuice as she does pullups.
That wan has the literal PERFECT body.

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>>17851531
A best indeed.

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>>17851545
I feel cold now.

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>>17851537
Olev indeed.

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>>17851542
Just remember to put a condom. Elves are dirty and their skin sweat can paralyze their victims.

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>>17851560
Holy FUCK
Is this new? Source?

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>>17851541
Gods dicked mortals because Goddesses were picky bitches that made 3DPDs look like monster girls. Yes, goddesses at times banged mortals, if you were fucking Adonis or something like that.

Mortal women were to gods what monster girls are to us.

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>>17851558
Don't say that too loud, that's how you get a White Horn to come running!

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Desert-fags rejoice!
http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-egypt-pyramid-giza-20171102-htmlstory.html

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>>17851566
Found it in the wiki, there has been lots of new muscle MG art, like this:

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>>17851570
Jesus I want to bandage these skin lesions.

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>this pleases the maido

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>>17851566
And this:

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>>17851569
If I put out deer feed in my backyard could I attract a loli White Horn?

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>>17851578
>Deer feed
Let me help you, cityfriend.
Go to your nearest Farm'n'Fleet or Home Depot and pick up two regular sized Salt blocks.
Place them in your back yard a small distance from each other.
Watch as the loli White Horns come rolling in, with their mothers trailing behind them watching out for danger, as they happily lick lick lick them up like a big ol lolipop.

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>>17851575
Good. It is your duty to service your pharaoh

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>>17851579
This also works if you want holsts or minos right?

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>>17851601
Lil bit, Deer flock to it like stink on shit though. You could get right up to them and they'd just happily be licking away.
Better odds just getting a kobold to gently walk behind the holsts till they come over to ya.

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Remember that you can make an out of season Jinko to get into heat by asking her for sex (preferably if you are horny) or using catnip and getting hot with her.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that tanukis can do other things besides buy things and cheat you out of money.

Instead, please remember that they can serve as perfect body warmers through their tails.

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>"Give my paws a good rub, and maaaybe I'll consider lifting the curse."
>"Hope you're better at giving a massage than you are at solving riddles."

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>>17851653
Gonna cuddle that cat.

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I want to forcefully hold a monster girl's hand!

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>>17851653
>Yes 'I'm thinking of a number between one and a hundred' counts as a riddle. Stop complaining!

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What we need is turtles
Carefree, cheerful turtles that like to cheer people up

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>>17851675
>Not instantly guessing 69
It's like you don't even understand monster psychology

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>>17851677
Nobody will ever like Umi-Osho.

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>>17851624
Amen. They can cheat me out of my sperm any day.

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>>17851684
And if you live in cooler places those desert nukis will be cuddling you all the more for heat.

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Today's forgotten girls: Roper

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I've been having this idea gnaw at me for awhile.

>A science space ship is forced to make an emergency jump into an unknown solar system after being attacked by an space pirate flotilla.
>They land on MGE planet in order to repair their ship.
>The good news is that their fabrication stations and laboratories mostly survived the rough landing and primitive natives they can use to help get their stuff going again.
>The bad news is that their fabricators can't handle massive complicated machinery (I.E. a space ship) along with the ship's reactor is doomed to fail within twenty or thirty years.
>The crew is now forced to technologically uplift the natives as they do not have the means to get offworld otherwise.
>Not to mention has they continue to uplift the natives, they'll end up attracting attention from numerous factions including the demon lord and the Order.

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>>17851687
>tfw when the Big-breasted Desert Tanuki in the merchant caravan you're travelling with complains about the cold as you travel through a mountain pass.
>Try to convince her to wear some more clothing, but insists on wearing her traditional desert clothing, thin layers of silk and expensive jewelry.

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I want to fuck the blacksmith dragon

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>>17851570
I want to praise her sun until she wraps me in the lotus position.

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>>17851528
Shoggoths

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>>17851721
That is probably the easiest way to have her make you an awesome set of armor and a custom weapon. You get to play with your daughter too.

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>>17851732
Are upset.

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>>17851721
I want the blacksmith dragon to fuck me

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>>17851738
Are comfy.

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>>17851542
>純愛アナル調教
Any other artist and I'd be excited.

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>>17851682
But I like Umi-Oshos...

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>>17851758
No you don't, stop lying.

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>>17851761
They’re in my top five favorite MGs.

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>>17851738
I want my Shog wife to bring me my lunch at work every day. I leave it at home on purpose for this reason.

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>>17851758
For bully or for protecting?

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>>17851766
If you don't stop joking around you're going to find a bunch of turtles creeping crawling towards your house. They'll probably even be flipping each other over and nobody wants to have to walk past a bunch of dumb turtles stuck on their back whenever they walk outside

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>>17851766
Why

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>>17851778
That sounds hilarious yet sad and I would do my best to help all this girls who’ve been flipped over.

>>17851773
Both.

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>>17851677
>Umi osho has no stories

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>>17851781
They’re simple, nice, plus I like the shibari under the robes. They’re also great for womb bullying and cuddle bullying.

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The perfect MG to have as a daughteru is ____________?

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>>17851805
Hmm yes.

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What's the appeal of monster girls? I think they're disgusting freaks

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>>17851811
A Kobold! I may be biased though.

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>>17851805
I want a dragon with her body.

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>>17851653
I'll rub her butt and scritch her feet, but only if she'll marry me!

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>>17851738
>Hhrrrmmmmm...

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>>17851805
THAT's strongfat.

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>>17851816
- human flaws
+ exotic bits

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>>17851805
He shouldn't have wandered so far from the village.

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Reminder that the best way to avoid monsters is an underground bunker/ farm
just make sure Wurms can't kool aid man their way in

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>>17851875
>just make sure Wurms can't kool aid man their way in
Yeah and lets stop water from being wet while we're at it.

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>>17851888
you just gotta get stupidly thick metal
then magically reinforce that shit

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>>17851875
What if I want a wurm though? How can I attract them?

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>>17851900
A collection of shiny but not terribly valuable things (it's cheaper and prevents attracting other dragons by mistake) and/or be a reputable confectioner.

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>>17851895
Building into an aquifer might be the cheaper option since I remember that wurms still need oxygen to survive along with it's easier to make something waterproof then wurm proof.

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>>17851915
>Building into an aquifer
I eagerly await the death toll, Urist.

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>>17851875
Would a lilim just poor dark matter down the air vents?
Or what if a phantom makes you open the doors to the monster swarm?
Or that wurm could be working on hammering through just to get to you.

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>>17851922
What if there was an acient gnome wanting a partner?

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>>17851922
I want to scream at a Phantom to get out of my head.

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>>17851927
>No. ufufufu~

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What would happen if someone just killed all the human men in monstergirl world? Do monsters win or do they lose?

Lets say the humans also froze some sperm and sent it into the future while cloning only human women for the next 100 or 500 years or something where they wouldn't die out naturally but men aren't born for ages.

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>>17852089
They go nuclear because killing all human men means you've killed all of their husbands.

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Friendly reminder that monstergirls absolutely HATE getting groped, especially the single ones. You don't have to take my word for it though, just go grab yourself a handful and see what happens!

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>>17851875
I'm just gonna walk into the woods and smooch a cute bee girl

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>>17852122
Go full power
smack the beehive with a sledgehammer!

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>>17852089
Hi Gregori.

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>>17852089
Fuck off Grigori.

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>>17852125
But that'd be mean. I just want to lick honey off of every inch of her body.

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>>17852116
Actually it is confirmed that Jinkos go into heat, just by asking them to have sex and the chances increase the more turned on you are.

So at least with her you are getting tiger titties after groping her. I guess you might get punched first, but its still worth it for the tiger sex.

It likely depends, MGs apparently can know if you are really turned on and mean it or just groping to annot and be an asshole, that might be the difference between walking away with a black eye or a wife.

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>>17852125
>Striking a beehive with a hammer
either your going to be swarmed or a single, CC bee is about to become a new queen

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>>17852148
Imagine though anon. The Jinko star of MGC High's football team slugs you in the face, slings you over her shoulder and runs off with a huge grin on her face because she can use her heat as an excuse to have sex with you even though you're a scrawny nerd.

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>>17852099
Yeah but do they kill the females or turn them into monsters or what? They aren't just fucking guys to fuck guys. There's some greater plan. Also their husbands already go turned into monsters too just by banging them, right? Incubuses or whatever.

Now that I think about it, what if it goes the opposite and they clone enough men to pair off with the monsters. Is it possible to trick the monsters with androids? They copulate with them but never reproduce because robots got no sperm. Or they just sterilize the cloned men so the monsters get semen but no babies.

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>>17852188
Take a hint and fuck off already.

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>>17852188
I'm convinced that MGs are actually frog people and that upon finally breeding humanity to extinction, half of them will change into males to perpetuate the species.

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>>17852148
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Jinko Queen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU

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We need curvy werewolves

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>>17852224
And that one needs my dick in her butt.

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>>17852224
>Ha, foolish Human, you wouldn't last a day in these woods!

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>>17851805
She can give me that smug look all she likes, I'm still gonna call her cute

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Carefree CCs that smoke and invitingly show off their whale tails around local teens > *

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>>17851790
Beast wrote a roulette for her.

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xth for hime cuts

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>>17852269
>>17852338
>hime cut CC tempting youths outside the conbini with her whale tail
Yes please.

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>>17852356
>whale tail
What is this?

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>>17852376
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_tail
The peak of desperation.

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>This kills the meido.

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>>17852356
I need a gyaru snake with glorious blond hime cut, clearly showing whale tail and an outrageous shirt that reveals her underboob

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>>17852434
>>17852356
Please keep sluts and himecuts apart. They do not belong together.

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>>17852439
You don't want a regal looking monster girl slut who is actually a kissless virgin overcompensating?

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>>17852439
The contrast between the refined look of the hime cut and the indecency of her slovenly attire improves both features tenfold.

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>>17852425
Why would you ever want to tell your maid you’re disappointed in her?

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>>17852500
Kikimoras can do no wrong because of how well they can read your mood and feelings. If she brings you a deep dish pizza for breakfast, she damn well knows that what's you were craving.
However they have one glaring weakness: their unfaltering faith and loyalty to their master. If you were to tell her that you absolutely hate how she arranged your living room and that you're disappointed in her she would have no choice but to believe you and reconsider her whole experience and pride as a maid and a Kikimora. And this is how you break your kiki.

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I want to be a horny teen that wanders into a dark alley only for a CC tentacle lady to pick me up with her thick as a firehose tentacles as she "makes me a man".

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>>17852533
Does it count if it's just her tentacles or does it have to be her vagina to count?
Seeing your dick get engulfed by her flower like tentacle slowly closing in might be enough to make you cum out of sheer distress.

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>>17852533
I want to be a sexually and socially dysfunctional rape victim who gets healed by my CC childhood friend Anubis

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>>17852533
I, too, wish to be 15 years younger.

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>>17852551
And thus Anon was caught by a particularly perverted Jabberwock who made him drink a pint of shotacon tea.

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>>17852556
God I wish that were me.

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>>17852556
>Alley infamous for disappearances
>The "lost" people end up in Wonderland

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>>17852556
>Shotacon
I'd still be in my mid-late teens.

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>>17852595
That's a good age to have a sugar momma.

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>>17852595
Judging from the amount of tea she forced you to drink, you'd stay that way for a month or so.

Not that it's a bad thing

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>>17852439
>They do not belong together.
Wrong. This is an amazing combo I wish I had thought of before.

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>>17852611
That is against the laws of Goddess and Man.
It's almost as bad as buzzcut princesses.

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>>17852628
What about short haired princesses?

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>>17852640
Only elegant short haircuts are appropriate for princesses.

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>>17852641
What if it's a tomboy princess?

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>>17852628
Are you honestly gonna tell me you don't want a tan-skinned, blonde-haired, himecut gyaru monster girl? If one started hitting on me, she better be ready to pop out some daughters, because it's happening whether she wants some or not.

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This talk is nice and all, but does anybody actually have any pictures of a monster girl with a hime cut + whale tail combo?

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>>17852643
Then an elegant short haircut is especially appropriate. Something like this, for example.

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>>17852651
Ah, the Joan of Arc, I like it.

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>>17851570
I want the Automaton version, sorry.

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>>17852652
I prefer bobcuts and tightly braided long hair, myself.

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>>17852667
Both are good on noble, knightly girls.

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>>17852667
Sharena's hairstyle is a miracle of the universe.

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>>17852672
>how to chingchong ling long
Okay?

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>>17851811
>The perfect MG to have as a daughteru is ____________?
Adopted Demon or Anubis or Kiki. She can't be perfect if she isn't also your waifu too.

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>>17852669
I want to get abused by an outwardly noble, knightly countess who's an evil, sadistic shotacon who uses her prima noctae rights to abuse all the virgins in her realm.

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>>17852729
I want a noble female monster knight to treat me chivalrously.

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>>17851811
Skittish Wendigo

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>>17852556
Does the shotscon tea transform you to what your body was like at that time in your life, or what it would have been given your current build? I was the fat ugly kid as a child but now I'm a normal build ugly adult.

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>>17851811
Tomboy dhampnir with an inferiority complex re: her kind and gentle vampire mom.

NOTICE ME DAD

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>>17852768
>what it would have been given your current build
This one. It's a transformation potion, not a timewarp potion.

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Ice Cats who intend to become Ice Cat Queens of the realm.

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>>17852819
Ancient summoners confirmed for great taste.

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Masochistic Kikimora getting increasingly frustrated over her master's refusal to inflict physical punishment on her when?

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>>17852836
Don't pull your kikimora's ears. They're sensitive.

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Can I get a stronk girl by flexing at her?

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>>17852840
Please be careful of how you touch any monster girl. For example, just look at the wrong messages you can send if you touch a Fox!

By the way, does anyone have that image showing from a study that pet birds are sexually frustrated if you touch them anywhere but their head?

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>>17852854
Forgot image.

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>>17852850
No. You can only get a girl if she likes you back.

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>>17852855
>tie
>bind
>grab
Foxes are lewd.

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>>17852855
>no tickles
That makes me want to do it more.

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>>17852855
>wiggle
>waggle
>boop
This is pissing me off some reason.



>>17852854
Just don't hurt them when you're supposed to discipline them.

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>>17852860
And they only get lewder with age

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>>17852860
You missed the grab on the throat.

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>>17852854
Found it.

Be careful touching harpies as well!

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>>17852860
>>17852869
You didn't.
I missed the grab in your post. Jesus fucking Christ, maybe I should sleep.

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>>17852757
>open umbrella on a snowy day
>Wendigo daughter stiffens up and falls over into the snow

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>>17852870
>it seems birds think about sex
>maybe even more than male teenagers
Not a chance.
Source : I was a male teenager.

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>>17852868
Good. I want to be used for a week straight by a pent up, virginal, CC Kitsune shrine maiden!

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>>17852873
>”waaaahh! Daddy you scared me!”
>realize this adorable stole of a Wendigo will grow up into a feared overcoat of a monster that will capture a mate

Remember:
Wendigos are more scared of you than you are of them.

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This thread needs gyaru Kikimoras with leopard print aprons and tiny miniskirts!

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>>17852870
Hug the Harpy, do it now!

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>>17852870
>Meeting the parronts?

every time.

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>>17852881
So like Ushis?

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>>17852885
I think it could use more hime-cut business Shogs, who teeter on six inch heels with an aura of haughtiness

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>>17852868
The young foxes are more sensitive.

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>>17852912
Get a lolifox if you want a girl who will ahegao from insertion and squirt when you fill her up in the missionary position.
Get a grannyfox if you want to get milked dry in a dozen increasingly lewd ways before she's satisfied.

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>>17852912
Lolis are for spoiling, not lewd!
Spanking doesn't cound as lewd.

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>>17852874
Have you ever been a bird though?

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>>17852926
Touché.
Asshole.

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>>17852918
Neither does casual fucking.

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Whoever recommended Yuuutsu to Succubus-san last thread deserves a medal.
It's hilarious, and it also makes me feel better about myself because I can confirm I'm not really depressed.

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>Remember to tell your meido if you'll be home late or if you have to stay over at someone's place for a business trip.
>Don't make her worried sick.

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>>17852954
Why do you post this in every thread? Do you enjoy making people feel miserable?

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Remember that large mice are the best girls for a harem, not only are they normally fine with it, they are also numerous enough to let you 'specialize' each of them.

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>>17852958
They'll even have daughters to add to the harem if you're into that too.

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>>17852958
Khepri > goblins > rodents

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>>17852958
I'll specialise them all into sniffing sows!

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>>17852971
That was well, they truly let you cover all the bases.

>>17852972
True, kephris could serve the same purpose, goblins too, along with devil bugs.

If we had lizard kobolds they'd be in the same state.

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>>17852974
So meaty mice that are always pregnant?
Are you giving them breasts to feed all those kids.

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>>17852954
Remember to always love your meido, no matter what happens. No matter what.

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>>17852958
Harems are shit, but I agree they are the best harem girls.They are weak and easy to pick up, perfect for having rough sex with and since they always come in packs you always have a new onahole ready.

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>>17852917
Softly pleasuring a single-tailed lolifox senseless sounds like the best kind of time.

>>17852918
They're for spoiling with cock.

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>>17852986
Yep, one would always be willing to step up and get the D.

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>>17852979
What the...
DUDE!

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>>17852958
>>17852986
>tfw no harem of delinquent Large Mouse sisters who call you everything from “boss” to “hubby”

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>>17852978
Well that too but the important part is that each breath I take is filtered through a mouse first.

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>>17853000
>>17852979
Don't worry, she got better.
I still prefer moving her with a wheelchair, though.

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So did that Kiki NTR guy from the last thread deliver?

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>>17853003
gonna fug the smug outta some delinquent mouses

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>>17853003
Yeah, its a shame. "Boss, Love, Hubby' and the like would be nice.

>>17853004
Mouse sniffing, a grand old man's past-time.

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>>17853018
I would love to take a gang of mice off the streets and pamper them till they look at their past life like its a fever dream.

I'd have them be a bunch of super soft, big breasted girls at this point that just play vidya and do some minor chores.

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>>17853016
I don’t think so. You know, I saw the result of that shitshow in the form of about seven or eight consecutive posts telling him how fucking twisted and evil he is.

What did he even say, exactly?

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>>17853016
>giving it attention

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>>17853048
Can't you look up on warosu?
Nothing to trigger that reaction but hey, you know where we are.

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>>17853016
>Kiki NTR
Please go on, I'm intrigued

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>>17853006
>something terrible happen
>your kikimora ends up losing both legs
>the worst part is that she feels sorry she can't help you anymore
>you want to tell her to think about herself first
>end up moving her room to ground floor, and arrange the kitchen so that she can access it from a wheelchair
>she gradually starts smiling again
>one day, you fall asleep in the living room watching TV
>half-asleep, you hear her wheelchair coming close, and then you hear something falling on the ground, and then crawling near
>she snuggles against you, whisper "I'm glad you're my master", and falls asleep in your arms

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>>17853056
I'm not the guy, nor can I write for shit.

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>>17852954
>>17852979
>>17853006
Didn't this series come from a post insulting Kikis? The master in question was a human purist, and insulted his maiid's monster bits. The Kiki accordingly amputated her legs and fluffy parts.

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>>17853066
As in, What's this about kiki NTR

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>>17852957
I enjoy making people feel better!

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>>17853069
What.

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>>17853069
Fuck you.

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>You missed your flight back home, and the next one comes another day.
>Being in another country, you had no way to contact your kiki back home.
>All you could do now is wait till the next flight back
>Hope the kiki isn't too worried.

>>17853069
Damn, that's cold. There's healing after, right?

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>>17852868
I've fantasized about this so much, I've practically built a life for my waifu inside my head.

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>>17853069
If I remember correctly, yes it was, which is why it's absolutely important to love your kiki the way she is

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>>17853085
Amen.

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>>17853032
>spoiler
>come home from work to see your Large Mouse harem having a Smash tournament
>ask what they’re playing for
>all of them look away and refuse to answer
>find out later they do a fighting game tournament every day to determine the order for that night

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Are you prepared, gentlemen?

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>>17853069
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>she had a rare condition that didn’t let her pseudo talons form into their usual shoe shape
>amputation was the only way to let her walk without pain
>she was afraid she would never be able to find a master to serve like this
>due to mamanomana and good networking, she found a man looking for a katawa monsta musume
>she serves him in the most loving and caring way possible
>he helps her whenever she lets him and makes sure to care for her and love her every chance she gets

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>>17853090
The cutest.
Falling asleep in that big, soft pile of pudgy mice would be fantastic.

Kinda want to get them in small maid uniforms with too small skirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853090
>The one at the end of the line is masturbating angrily while waiting for her turn, grumbling about how Smash balls are bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853101
The only way to even it up is to have the last winner play with an extra large vibrator in that's set on max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853094
My brushing technique is nearly perfected!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853090
a few months later they all join the smash championship

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853108
Very well, candidate. Your time starts now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853113
Would be hectic running from match to match and cheering them all on, although it would be worth it.

Win or loose, I'd shell out for an extra large cheese pizza for all of them, along with a smaller jalepeno and pepperoni one for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home to see kiki greet happily while cleaning.
>Show her the roombas you bought, saying this will "make life easier"
>She drops everything and goes to you.
>She begs not to be replaced and that she could do better.
>Cries about not wanting to be thrown out and not be left alone
>Explain that the roomba will HELP her, and ease her hard work.
>Shortly after, she smiles, and gives an awkward laugh, asking to forget what she said.
>The next day, find your trashcan filled with roombas that have been hammered, chopped, watered and fried

Let's see you make wholesome version of these >>17853082

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>>17853122
>the next year is even more hectic when you’re running to each match while pushing an extra large wheelbarrow full of maus daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853128
Always be open to explain things to your kiki. Don't scare or bulli her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853132
That it would be, although it would be worth it.

I imagine there would be quite a bit of whispering at my heavily pregnant wives playing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853128
Welp. That's a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853119
How many times will I have to retake this test before the instructor realizes I just have a crush on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853128
I am but a simple mobile poster and do not have that power yet.
Whats a decent image drawing and manipulation app for iPhone? I want at least the power of paint, if not Gimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853148
None. The recourse involves you marrying your instructor.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Young Master, don't you think the chain is a bit much?"
>"You followed me into the bathroom!"
>"Yeah, and? As your bodyguard I have to be with you at all times in case someone tries to rape you."
>"YOU tried to rape me!"
>"Which only proves my point that you could be attacked at any time. That's why I will be sleeping with you in your bed tonight."
>"Absolutely not. You are not sleeping in my bed."
>"...So you're saying you want to do it in my bed? It's not very comfortable, ya' know."
>Anon palms his face in frustration
Such is life with a monster girl bodyguard

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>>17853199
>"Yeah, and? As your bodyguard I have to be with you at all times in case someone tries to rape you."
>"YOU tried to rape me!"
>"Which only proves my point that you could be attacked at any time. That's why I will be sleeping with you
I'm laughing way too much at this.

[Anonymous No.]

There exists an alternate universe where there's a glum, lonely, busty Mershark whose boobs slow her down so she can never catch a husband and all the other Mersharks bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

Spider Kingdom and Harpy Kingdom might be at war, but at least there's good relations between Snag Pussy Kingdom and Harpy Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853214
>that little snek wagging her tail
Why are wiggling snek tails so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853219
My biggest question is where did they find baby-snek-sized jewelry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853214
I wanna bridge the gap between the spider and Harpy kingdoms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853219
Because it’s an action usually only found in mammals that we’ve learned means friendliness. It’s adorable to us to see that same action applied elsewhere. See also: Disney Horses Acting Like Dogs

[Anonymous No.]

Need more smart wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853232
Don’t believe the media’s lies! The war is manufactured! Harpies and spiders have no reason to not get along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853239
Isn't that like asking for Ryus to be popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853245
Ryu are doin' fine there, really.
It's Wyverns and Sea Whores you should be concerned for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853251
Wyverns are cute. Sea whorses not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

Winter is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853226
The busband made them. He's not just a walking bag of semen, you know?

>>17853233
Oh. That makes sense.

Good thing real snakes made a really threatening sound when they wag their tails.

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>>17853253
And soon you will be too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853262
>Good thing real snakes made a really threatening sound when they wag their tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853252
>he doesn't want an Otohime Sugar Momma

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-i1XZc8ZwA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853268

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853275
Nope. I'd rather have a tanuki even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853251
>Sea Whores
Do not call the cute sea-dragon-horses that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853275
I don't know why, but Otohime's are one of the few monster girls I'd be willing to get sugar momma'd by. It just feels right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853310
>cute
In those hags' dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853313
But i like those hold hags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853275
Why are baby crazy sugar momma Tanukis the absolute best?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck the sluttiest slut who ever spread her legs. I bet her slimy, sloppy, loose pussy feels amazing after taking thousands upon thousands creampies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853325
Because you're a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17852819
MOLEST THE EARS, CONQUER THE NORTH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853325
>baby crazy sugar mommas the absolute best
Because having a CC that pampers you and only expects you to impregnate her more times than you can count is a good life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853094

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853399
>her face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853094
What I lack in technique I hope to make up for in passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw

>Fox continuously failing you on the Mofu Test
>Spend months doing the most grueling training, jabbing your hands into hot coals, into waterfalls, etc
>Phantoms making it seem like one of those dramatic training montages out of boredom
>Perfect the Flowing Mofu Fist technique
>Her face when the slightest brush on the underside of her tails leaves her panties wetter than Houston after Harvey

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit I just remembered I had a dream about a Wight tricking and fucking me.

Remember to stay away from cute human girls that you meet at an amusement park, anons. If they start leading you away with flirting and things like that run away. It'll be too late when she promisses a special type of entertaiment before revealing herself and leglocking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853434
>Getting leglocked by a Wight
Why am I supposed to stay away, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853325
How can they be the best when the exact opposite, recreational sex with loli foxes, is the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853442
Because there was an extra pair of glowing red eyes in the dark corner of the room. I don't know if it was her sister or something since I woke up though.

[Anonymous No.]

You died

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853199
>No strongfat minotaur that claims she's my bodyguard and moves into my house.
>Follows me to work to keep an eye on things.
>Plays vidya and some TT games with me while keeping watch.
>Joins up in the DnD group only to play a barbarian or fighter that is always my ingame bodyguard even if I'm playing a peasant background.
>Gets mad that she can't come on the ice when I play hockey and I'm goalie.

Would be fun.

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>>17853451
I was actually waiting for something like this ever since I first saw that attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853444
Please son lolis can’t hold a candle to lovely CC’s, it’s like they’re made for breeding and marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853451
>>17853492
Remind me, what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853445
>Anon got raped by Wight twins
I wish I had monster girls dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853496
Enemy from Dark Souls 3, before the Abyss Watchers. They have a highly damaging attack where they jump on your shoulders and either claw or mess with your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853493
I enjoy both.
And impregnating a loli is a sign of status for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853503
No. Lolis are NOT FOR SEXUAL.
They are for protecting and giving headpats while helping them with homework, and showing up to their softball games and cheering for them no matter how bad they are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853510
>No. Lolis are NOT FOR SEXUAL.
Maybe if you're gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853510
An you're sure about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853510
You can do all that and still put a bun in her oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853516
Elins are for spanking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853444
My sort of fox.
>>17853510
The Sabbath says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853510
How can one person be so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853526
Lolihags fuck off my lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853510
Lolis are absolutely for sexual with their childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

what do you feel about this monster girl I had a dream of

>plush raggedy doll girl
>loli sized
>has sown down buttons for eyes
>her lips and mouth were both sewn together with needle teeth
>just enough space for her to open her mouth to talk and eat
>her anatomy are anatomically but of fabric
>skin is a pale grey silk
>hair is human and it's long enough to cover her face like the japanese ghost she is
>lungs were sponges, bones are calcified rope, her nerves are nylon
>her veins and arteries are just red and blue woolen strings
>with the heart being a ball of yarn pumping inky blood
>any form of dangerous physical contact like a cut or stab is ticklish and pleasurable for her
>playful teasing mostly involves goring her up as she laughs in ecstasy and soaking the bed in ink

It was straight out of a creepy waifu thread on /d/ I always go to and I loved it

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>>17853558
Or their fathers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853561
Or any male figure in their life they respect, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853561
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853566
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853559
>needle teeth
BITEJOBS
I
T
E
JOBS

She sounds p. cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853558
Human boys of their age don't have the lust required to pound loli pussy at the time the monstergirls start wanting it, they need dicks from the other side of the age gap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853589
They do if they're hanging around monsters. The benefits of DE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853535
Lolihags are the best lolis though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853589
It's better to just let them grow up though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853589
That's why lolimonsters derive such enjoyment from taking boys' virginities. It's what makes them pair up with their agemates effectively, and also what makes slutty lolis so keen to eat up older virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853595
Lolihags bullied my daughteru into homelessness. They can fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853598
They'll still grow up, just with lots of happy memories of a bigger and older boyfriend guiding them through the pleasure of being cummed inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853639
No, let them grow up normally to the age of 16 where they can release all those years of sex upon a dude of their age. Highschool sex and romance is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853253
What do insect types and reptile types do doing winter? Is it something special or is it as simple as the succubus half does away with their cold blooded tendencies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853683
>reptiles
You are now a living daki and heater. That is your job now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853683
Knowing KC I'd reckon it's something like not complete cold blooded Ness but they want to spend extra time wrapped up close with their husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853695
I would love a super soft snake to use me as her daiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853713
>Anon is a homestay for an Apophis from those newly discovered portals.
>It's her first ever winter and she's shivering because she's used to the desert heat on top of the fact that that chubby snake is still wearing her traditional garb.
>Even after anon gives her a sweater, a space heater and several layers of blankets,
she still pulls him in to snuggle him for warmth.
>She won't explain why her face is getting so flushed even as he frets that she might be heating up too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853695
>When dragons use the cheap, cold blooded excuse to transform you into a daki so they can cuddle you even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853723
The cutest.
Chubby grape snake may, in a way, look forward to winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853128
Tell your kiki she is a magical girl of hygiene and roomba-kun is her fairy partner who will help her fight grimy crime. Hopefully she'll accept the little thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853723
I love this kind of Grapesnake so damn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853647
That's a lot of years of being denied potentially being romantically loved and lewded, wishing that on a monstergirl is pretty cruel. A young man is the best match for a loli monster, there's no denying it. A wiser and reliable boyfriend/husband to give her both emotional support and the rides of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853723
>>17853730
The comfiest life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853734
>>17853738
Don't forget that skin contact is the best way to share heat, so she'll probably share her sweater with you so you can cuddle closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853752
She'll keep your head nestled bewteen her big plump breasts under her sweater while her face is secretly ahegaoing from the close contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853752
Cute, although she'd need an awfully big sweater to pull that off comfortably.

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>>17853759
Not Ahegaoing anon. Blushing. And she'd actually have your head nestled right beneath hers sticking out of the top of the sweater.
Her thoughts at the moment would be a cacophony of joyous squeals at having you so close.
Imagine when her Pharaoh rival finally moves to the new world only to find she's become a complete cuddleslut who's uninterested in their rivalry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853775
She'd probably learn how to use the computer so she can special order an extra large snuggling sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853559
>needle teeth
>anatomy porn
This shouldn't make me diamonds but it did

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853751
That it is, anon. I wouldn't even try to comfront her about it just because dragonic cuddles are too good to pass on. Plus it makes wife happy so that's a huge bonus too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853796
She'd probably turn into a NEET if she did that, and she'd need bigger sweaters for other reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853749
Nah, they can handle it. Makes sex even better since they are ripe for picking and the most active they'll ever be.
Kids deserve to be with other kids, living non lewd adventures and learing about life by themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853836
Oh no, she could never be a NEET anon.
After all, she's already got some names written down in her diary for when she's a housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi Anons!

I know that some of these commissions have probably been posted here before. But I just wanted to repost them to you guys, they're commission I have got of my wife and I think they look stunning, two of which were gifts from a very good friend of mine, which I am very thankful for!

I can't explain to you guys how perfect she looks in these! I hope to be getting more of my wife soon!

https://imgur.com/a/cezjx

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853846
She'll be my NEET wife then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853860
Nice armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853860
Thanks for sharing! This also reminds me a few months ago when waifu talk was at their peek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853861
She's probably got enough riches stored away to live comfortably for the rest of her life anon.
That way you can focus more on BREEDING with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853899
Can do.
Gonna have a bunch of grape snakes waiting for me at home.
She's gonna look like she's been bred all day every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853841
Lewd adventures are what the monsters want, though. They still would obviously have monster friends of their own age, and no doubt the friends who have no experience would be prone to excitedly bombarding the ones that have boyfriends with all kinds of questions.
>succubus proudly boasting about everything
>fox flustered out of her mind and looking at the floor while her friends keep asking her details about what kinds of lewd stuff she's done

[Anonymous No.]

Shit grapesnakes. Canon rapey semi-yandere grapesnake a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853860
Some day I will have money to do commissions of my waifus. Til then I dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853860
Those are nice, it's really nice seeing MGE girls in outfits besides their default profile ones. Gives them more life and makes them seem more interesting and unique instead of just being a rehash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853953
I wish we saw more hair colour or hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/uirwKXBJ
As promised, Nurse Dark Slime. This is a snippet from the follow-up to my previous story, meant to ultimately lead into future stories. This is also my first time writing lewds with a name attached.
Tags: Nurseplay, slimeplay
Questions, comments, and critiques are welcome.
Since this is just a snippet, there are obviously several points that are not fully discussed within this segment of the larger story

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/RDUso
A man of fine taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853937
It's kind of ironic you mention grape snakes because for the past two days ( most likely due to the full moon ) I've been considering writing one of my grape snake's getting the happy ending she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853948
I hope you do soon!

>>17853958
Speaking of hair colour there is another anubisfag who's wife has a dark green hair colour!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine any MG species. Your favorite, least favorite, whatever.

Imagine they find an abandoned human male infant

What do they do with it? If they decide to raise it, what difficulties would they face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853999
>Dragon taking care of a baby
Overly protective mom that panics a bit everytime she is out of her sight, may raise him up to be her perfect husband if she's too haughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853860
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you have a very cute waifu anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853999
Sell it on the black market and get really super filthy rich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853975
do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853999
Train him to be her husband or give him to another noble friend of her for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853999
Raise him as an honorary goblin and treat him like her little brother until he's old enough to be her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853971
>Not Rise and Slime
0/10
No but seriously, it was pretty good, but you need to work on your spelling, the first sentence spelled quiet wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

An angry Weresheep attacks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3aAtNK8Sk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854051
this begs for the answer
How does a human achieve the honorary monster status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854152
Becoming an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854156
An incubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW I accidentally told my shoggoth that the "Mastah Accent" was annoying and not funny.
>TFW I almost made her cry, but she's speaking properly now.
>TFW I still feel guilty for putting it out wrongly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854159
A mge incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854161
Dass rayciss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854159
Samael get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854152
>>17854159
Newfag alert.
Also, Silent Hills Incubus is more like an Incubus in name only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854164
How do they even look like?
Just noticed that the incubus I posted has boobs, so he's actually not an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854124
>quite instead of quiet
Goddamn son of a fucking whore!! How the fuck does MS Word not catch a goddamn part-of-speech issue. It's an adverb versus an adjective in a declarative phrase! Only one of those makes sense. FUCK!!
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854156
an incubus is already one.

>>17854161
give her grape soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854171
Like a human. The only thing that changes is that he is more lusty and more resistant, he pretty much gains the stats of the monster he's fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854171
like a nomral person
in the mge setting incubi are basically humans+

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854171
Human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854177
Gotta fuck 'em all?

>>17854180
>>17854181
That's kinda disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854182
Just lurk some more you shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854171
>>17854182
How new are you

>disappointing
Monsterboyfag get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854159
that's Baphomet you silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854182
You can't fuck em all. Monsters tend to go for unmarried guys and they might ignore you if you have too many wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854199
But incubuses are still male in the MGE setting, right? Are monsters still interested in creatures that aren't humans?

>>17854194
Almost, but not quite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854205
Stop responding to this fag, he definitely needs to lurk more or go read the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854173
I know, right? And it'll always try and give you shit for the stupidest crap, like "redundant phrasing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854199
>You can't fuck em all.
what if you tap into the speedforce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854205
Just fuck off and gander through here you mongoloid.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Main_Page

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854207
Yeah, yeah, "how dare people be curious and ask questions!! They should know everything!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854182
honestly i was kinda expecting incubized husbands to vaguely resemble their wives like a husband to a werewolf would be hairy around the fore arms n legs and the hair on the sides of his head would be messy enough to barely resemble wolf ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854216
Look, read a little about the setting before you post your questions here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854216
>being THIS assblasted your newfag brethren are getting blown out like the retards they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853999
He'd get adopted immediately by the shrine she belongs to.
There they will raise him to be the ideal husband and a master of brushing. They'd have a truce on him till he's about 16, then it's a free-for-all.

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahans Should be capable of building muscle pretty quickly since they are the main fighting for the demon army. So they might even rival ochimishas in their of "fitness". This is great since I don't want to go to zinpagu to look for my muscled undead waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854239
ochimisha is on a quest,
a quest of great destiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854239
As long as you cum in her enough anything can be muscled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854235
4>6>5>1>2>3

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854235
>They'd have a truce on him till he's about 16, then it's a free-for-all.
Tis gonna be one hell of a birthday party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854235

sounds like it'd be a chaotic time at the shrine for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854235
I can see it, with a large group of foxes counting the days until he's fair game.

[Anonymous No.]

You're not still scared of the water are you?

Don't worry, I'm sure you can date one of those yokel mermaids who swim up rivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854246
Yeah but that would take a lot of time, I want my waifu to be able to beat all other in a Strong-Women competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854254

I can swim just fine but swimming in waters that have MGs in them seems like a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854249
4's definitely the winner there.

>>17854252
>hey miss, why is my birthday so heavily marked on the calendar this time?
>she just smiles at him with a look halfway between adulation and a lion staring down a steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854235
Exposed shoulders please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854254
>You're not still scared of the water are you?
I once saw a commercial as a kid where this person is stuck inside a room that filled with water and is drowning,
I think it was an anti drug addiction commercial(some sort of metaphor) but I had recurring nightmares of that afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854254
I wonder if huge, muscly men sit on top of waterfalls waiting for salmon girls to jump at their arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854254
Well there are sweet water sharks, so I guess finding best girl in a river wouldn't be impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J66met6SDi4

you mean this right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854275
yeah,I fucking hated those nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854275
Wow. Nice way to impress kids into not doing drugs. Reminds of the safety belts PSA in my country, where a kid would jump from the window and you would get a voice saying "not putting your seatbelt is like jumping from the third floor".

Fourth floor for our Americans friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854281

Yeah I think I've seen that one too

I have a weird obsession with watching PSA videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AegsJYtwccw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854289
>Yeah I think I've seen that one too
Doubt so, it was a French one. Unless your obsession goes for foreign PSA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854028

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854289
I wouldn't mind having a monkey on my back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k9K8V2-Itw

would you mind bubble slimes watching you clean up?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take care of her penis?
Yes it’s attached to you, but it belongs to her just like the rest of you. She owns it and is free to use it and put it anywhere she wants inside of her. It’s hers to rub, suck, grind and fondle. You just need to make sure it’s ready when she wants it. Do that, and she’ll make sure to take care of you and never let anything bad happen to you. You’re her favorite toy and she’s going to protect you more than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854342
I desire a chunky monkey

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>>17854396
this post is the reason why you gotta read everything first before coming to a conclusion

to answer your question, of course i would

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854396
No. I'm going to abuse it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854342
MORE
SPATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854342
Spank the monkey!

[Anonymous No.]

Can't we celebrate Novemberfest or something? I mean it WAS supposed to be a big day but Antifa pussied out like usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNPMYRlvySY

I got true nightmare fuel here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854468
Every month is a fest month when you start using horse pussy like an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854254
>yokel mermaids
Salmon mermaids are not yokels! Just because they're muscular doesn't mean they're dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854489
Id be okay with Salmon being a little simple. I hear they’re great in the kitchen though! If one approaches me with a frying pan at night when the glow flies are out, I’m heading for the hills tough.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to grape an Apophis by injecting her with another Apophis' venom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854457
>"in this world gone mad we wont spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854545
Anon no! If you do that she doubles her power and her mere presence can grape others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854548
... Fine by me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854550
Then I'm going to gather a huge quantity and make her drink some of it, inject some of it directly into her veins and then pour the rest directly into her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854569
Anon definitely no! That grape snake will ascend and become the grapest of grapes, the one who grants a powerful venom and magic to every snake that is born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854596
I'm going to do this while she's pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854609
Then all of her power will be slip into two, because guess what, anon? She's going to have twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854625
But you know one of the twins will start complaining how their sister got all the dominant power, while she got all the recessive power.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey does anyone have that picture of Chammy the Chameleon girl? I can't remember who drew her, but it was sometime last year

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854667
But what the recessive sister doesn't know is that she was born a few seconds earlier than her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>no Oni waifu who instantly gets bigger when she eats.
>simply loves your cooking no matter what you make.
>"Husband dinner today is simply amazing!"
>"Its just a salad dear?"
>She eats so much she grows past the comfortable amount of muscle you like on your woman occasionally.
>Much to her embarrassment which she tries to hide.

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>>17854697
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a name for this hairstyle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854744
Get a load of that outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854744
It's just a long/overhang hime cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854700
Depends on how big she gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854753
If only it was on a pear shaped fox instead of a plank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853999
>alp
>has both maternal and paternal instincts
And people say they're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Reminder. Never forget your kiki's birthday
>Also a reminder, never tell your kiki, that you'll have a birthday party with all your colleagues, including that CC Demon who's been "Signaling you" whatever that means.

[Anonymous No.]

Extra extra, White Horn kidnaps a pack of Wendigos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854778
Because they are shit.

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>>17854784
>Always feel bad on your maid's birthday
>All she ever wants is a day where she can take complete care of you while you lay on the couch and let her do EVERYTHING
>Changing the channel, feeding you, changing your clothes and even walking you to the bathroom and holding your dick for you while you piss
>Feel like such a lazy piece of shit, but she's always ecstatic about how needed she feels

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17854804
I already feel like shite for not having a job, having someone caring for me this much would destroy my self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854818
Kikis seek out those who have hidden potential in them. You might get a stern but still loving one who wants you to do your best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854824
>Kikis seek out those who have hidden potential in them.
the dark knight rises style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854824
What kind of potential?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854794
That's fake news, Rata-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854838
diamond in the rought

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854837
Uh...maybe?
>>17854838
What he said >>17854847 if he's making the reference I think he's making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854796
Caring like a mother while protecting like a father makes alps the best candidates for procreating with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854816
>...
>I wish I could read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854545
And what exactly is Apophis venom supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854841
Photographic evidence of the crime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854862
The flufiness is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854861
It adds +1 Grape to your traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854816
>My dearest Edna

>We have grown apart these past years while you are away, and I could not resist the large, throbbing, massive tail of your sister.

>I wish there was another way to say this, but I believe it's best we separate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854888
First kikis now this. Delete yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854899
...Kikis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854902
the mutilated ones...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854888
Can you fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854904
You are hence forth known as paranoid anon.

Not only do you have the wrong guy, mine is just a traditional joke about unfaithful women to army men and the Manticore memes of old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854914
Those who condone cucking in any form are impure and must be purged.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to tickle me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854888
>”Oh wait, there’s more.”

>I cannot in good faith continue to fight in his war.

>If you could help me, we could separate ourselves from this whole war and make our own way.

>It may be treason, but the war is affecting my mind. I would rather lose my country than lose you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854925
Does that include your mind too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854925
I want a dragon to tickle me with her fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854925
>you inadvertently wished this upon a monkeys paw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854939
No thanks.
>>17854944
Do I get a Kakuen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854943

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854951
>Do I get a Kakuen?
you get a Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854939
Mindflayers need to learn that someone's thoughts belong to that person alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854952
How do you think I'd build up resistance to daughteru fire? It's by getting waifu fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854953
Onee-san type tickling me? I fail to see the downside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854767
Lolifoxes and -wolfus are for doggy style and prone boning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854955
Next you’ll be claiming that your cum belongs to you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855005
Now what on earth would give you such an impression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855031

nah that's for my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855034
They're not. They're for spanking and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855056
Oh. You again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855005
Prone-boning is fantastic, and it's a shame there's so little monstergirl stuff centered around it.

[Anonymous No.]

So foxes gain more tails as they gain more power, and they build up mana through sex. By that reasoning, it's basically impossible for a young fox to hide that she's not a virgin anymore.

So how would you react to your daughter coming home from a 'study session' with a second tail?

[Anonymous No.]

Would MG spice their husbando food with manticore venom or sticky shrooms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855065
>So foxes gain more tails as they gain more power
Not foxes, only kitsunes.
Yes, there's a difference. It's small, but it's here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855065
>So how would you react to your daughter coming home from a 'study session' with a second tail?
Leave the two alone at the house while the waifu and I go on vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854744
"Underrated."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855067
>monsterboys
Wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855075
Is she trying to show off her non-existent chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855073
Kitsune are foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855067
you fool
Incoming autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855034
C U N N Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855067
Ones that want to end up looking pregnant for an entire day....Or more than that depending on how much venom they use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855082
All kitsunes are foxes.
But not all foxes are kitsunes.

Yeah, I know it's just semantic. I'll shut up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Imagine surprising your kiki on her birthday by giving her a day off and saying she doesn't have to work, but she'll still get a full day's pay, and give her a nice bottle of wine on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855067
Two problems with that.
1) Why would she need to spike the food if he’s her husband? They should be open enough to have fun like that.
2) Why would you use sticky mushrooms as a spiking agent? There’s nothing malicious about their effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855093
telling your kiki that they don't have to work or trying to get something to make their lives easier will only end in disaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855100
But anon, she's done so much. It's her birthday and she deserves some time off and a vacation. In fact, I was planning on giving her a 2 week vacation in the bahamas on an all expense paid trip spa and resort.

Why is she looking at me like I just murdered her family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855109
I wish I could draw. I would draw a kikimora making a huge Enel face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853723
>>17853734
>>17853751

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
What did we ever do to deserve you Latenight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
That looks ultra comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855109

>Getting slapped by your own maid

that's when you fire her and get a new one or just do your own chores

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
Climb into her sweater with her to share your body heat. Where it goes from there is up to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855135
Yeah, fire the kiki and give those mice maids who've been stalking you a shot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
Is the Ice Queen extra depressed that day and lowered the temperture by 5 degrees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
Warm the snake!
Stop her shake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
Rare latenight grapesnake. I wish the dragon was getting it comfy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855134
Just imagine her shoving you into her sweater and then forming a ball of blankets and her own tail around you for Maximum Snuggle.
She'd probably set up the space heater over by her bed too so you can really snuggle properly.

[Anonymous No.]

The forest is no place for human men!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855150
Dragonfire basically makes them immune to cold weather. Though I'm sure that you could convince one to go along with it for the sake of cuddles if not for warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
Anon needs to put a hat on her, you lose like 30% of your heat through your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855157
I'm not going to let some orcs tell me where I can and can't go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855159
Look at what I've said earlier, they pretend to be mere cold blooded lizards to get extra cuddly during the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855165
I thought it was 80%?

[Anonymous No.]

Fried tofu is the best, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855171
Dear god you might be right, someone get a Ghastly Gibus for that Apophis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855157
Ew, those things are nasty looking. Would grind, fight and beat without raping them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855157
How likely is it for an anon walking into a forest to get gangbanged by Orcs and P'Orcs and turned into the Tribe's private breeding slut?

[Anonymous No.]

What would seal the deal for a really rough sex with a jinko is if she was making a scary face while doing it, looking as if she was about to rip you to shreds, with her teeth showing and breathing heavily on you while having you pinned down.
Obligatory cuddles and headpats from her afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855175
>ywn cook for your waifu using your "special sauce"

[Anonymous No.]

I love bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855191
I wonder if there is anything out there that would make your cum extra spicy. Even if it burned my dick, I'd do it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855034
It would be hard to not get that impression, with lithe mild-mannered but passionate kitsunes, anubi with wide hips and big butts that are too pure for their lewd bodies, and sporty and energetic hellhounds.
All meant to have their petite bodies under you, with their cute faces and flat chests down in the sheets or pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855198
Gyaru bugs are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855202
Iirc the "taste" of spirit energy is unique to each person, so if you're lucky you may be like that by default.
Alternatively, raging mushrooms are purported to have spicy qualities, though you may find it difficult to save it for the food instead of just bolting out of the kitchen and dicking her.

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>>17855228
I do wonder what my SE would taste like. If it had something to do with my personality, tastes and my objectives it would be quite nice to hear an MG tell me about it.
But nah, it wouldn't be hard for me to hold back on using it. I prefer to keep our fights fair, or else she'd mark me as a cheater.

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>>17855154
>"Don't get the wrong idea here, human. You may be the master of this domain, but I am still in charge. As such, all warmth belongs to me."
>her tail coils around the both of you to make sure you're as close as physically possible while her arms trap you in a hug that leaves your head sandwiched between her heavy breasts
>as you both lay there sharing heat, you can feel her gently stroking your hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855244
>if it had something to do with my personality
Mine would be pretty bland

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855065
Any magical race could probably know from elevated mana levels too, without needing to see any obvious physical changes. Something like a Lich or Dark Mage could tell if her daughter was getting regularly flooded with spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
>(So this is what living with an Ancient Evil is like)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855277
TIS WEAK TO ICE, ARISEN

[Anonymous No.]

>the three hundred fight for the One!
Goosebumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853069

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853268
>"look daddy im a Rattlesnake!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Two knights are traveling together. One pledged to a unicorn the other a freelance.
>Ambushed and defeated by a horde of P'Orcs.
>They sense the scent of the unicorn on one of the humans marking him as hers.
>They dont smell any mark on the other knight and proceed to rape him all night while letting the other knight enjoy his stay.
>Unicorn knight is glad he got to witness Orc hospitality while his friend is just glad he can still walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855214
That bug is one of Regura's best because she totally wears leopard print and gets smug during fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855327
How crazy would it be if the P'Orc Warchief knew the Unicorn?
>"Now then stud le- Wait a minute? Waait a minute! Is that Helen's scent? Helen got herself a man? Good for her! Get this guy a meal and the spare bed, his friend can come sleep with me~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855214
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855327
Reminder that if the monster girl is baby crazy and ready to make the first guy that shows up into her husband just the wife's scent won't save him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855344
That would be hilarious to see. The unicorn knight enjoying his meal and chatting about his wife with the warchief. All while his friend is knee deep in P'Orc pussy.
>>17855354
Thats when his friend does the honorable thing and taunts them all into raping him and only him. The promise of strong healthy babies and the temptations of a human taking on the whole horde would be enough to keep the unicorn knight safe from rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855382
That guy is a bro and a hero. Maybe the DL bless him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855382
I want to be the friend, except with an ant colony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854254
There's something extremely alluring about designs like this where her 'clothes' are just her hard monstery outer layer and you push them aside to reveal the soft humany naughty-bit filling.
Maybe because you get the novelty of her being an exotic full-body coverage, always naked type monster but keep the thrill of disrobing her for fun times.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855327
I want to be a Seagull Harpy Knight!

https://oglaf.com/laridae/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855179
Same. I mean, I'd rape them a little. Just on principle, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855399
Dark Mage Cyclops when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855399
What an ugly mage. Maybe she studied magic because she couldn't get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855399
The Tsundere Cyclops Sorceress, a staple to any adventuring party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855401
Thats one cute birb. As much as i hate seagulls id protect that birb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855327
>>17855401
I want to be the knight paladin body guard to a royal cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855446
Good news! It's actually a Siren!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855449
I want to be an adventurer who knows his way around a bit of magic and goes dungeon diving in echidnas' dungeons for fat loot.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Turkeymancer.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give my kiki a new "uniform" every week

[Anonymous No.]

Aw yes its almost Christmas time! The merriment and festive cheer! I imagine Titania's love making their realms all Christmas like with ornaments in the trees of the forests and a big star over her grand tree house. Now her poor husband has to pretend to be Santa and deliver presents to all the good fairies and their families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855522
I can appreciate the efficiency of continuing to clean while waiting for her washed clothes to dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855511
Anon, if you're not careful, the only treasure you'll be coming out with is a pregnant echidna and lots of daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855524
How many fairies would leave little traps and try to snag their poorly-disguised guest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855524
Slow down m8, it's not even Thanksgiving yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855531
Thanksgiving is just a shallow attempt to keep the two superior holidays that surround it from merging and taking over the last three months of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855529
Don't worry, I have other things in mind so I wouldn't be ending my adventures in one of those dungeons. Well, maybe I would if I accidentally ran across a dragon in a high level one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855530
None. Bullying the Oldest Sister's husband is a crime punishable by spanking and revokal of dessert privileges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855540
I was thinking more along the lines of trying to seduce him and weaseling her way into his harem of side fairies the Titania lets him keep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855531
When stores start stocking Christmas supplies its Christmas season my friend.
>>17855530
Well he wouldn't be there if his Titania waifu didnt force him, she probably gives him some noclip so he can walk in, drop off the goods and snag some cookies. Maybe even set off some traps and get out just to mess with the fairys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855546
Spoken like a true Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up in the middle of the night and see this text from a kiki you just hired
>What do

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting suspicious with the amounts of kikis lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855558
Fire her And try to remember when I hired her in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855558
call the shog , tell her another one followed her here and to take care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>anons monstergirl neighbor gifts him a prisoner fruit cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855515
Why do you keep posting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855178
>>17855171
>>17855165
Old wives' tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855565
Must be your imagination

>>17855566
It matters not when, Anon.
It's the fact that you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17853082
>What happens when you leave a Kikimora alone with a microwave.

[Anonymous No.]

Zombies try really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854667
This got less attention than it deserved. Solid apophis v liquid apophis art when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855588
Basically the office space scene with the printer but with a microwave and 3 angry kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855595
But Anon, the microwave is good for lots of things other than reheating leftovers.

>Melting butter
>Warming up milk
>Microwave popcorn/tarts
>And so much more

Best part is:
>It keeps the nutrients inside your meals.

Just don't put any metal in the microwave, and it should be fine.

Why would kikis want to damage such a useful cooking tool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855589
>Zombies
Thats a ghoul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855616
>popcorn button always burns the popcorn
>"defrosting" meat winds up cooking the outer edge while the center is still rock hard
>that one time she tried to put foil in...

I can see some animosity being there.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give my waifu cursed panties as a birthday present!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855637
Anon, how inept are you in basic cooking...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855643
And what exactly will those do to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855643
How angry would she be at you? Do you think she'd try to do anything to get back at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855622
Ghouls don't root, don't they

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855648
Now? I'm quite skilled in the kitchen. However, when I was much younger....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855649
There are plenty of curses anon, some are like chastity belts, some are quite the opposite, and some even grow tentacles inside!

>>17855658
Sounds like we could start up a nice rousing game of curse tag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855676
Can I get a pair of cursed panties that she can't unequip until she finds and reads a scroll of remove curse?
That' s what she gets for not identifying her loot before she equips it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855685
Sure you could anon, curses like that should be easy!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to squeeze a Shoggoth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855643
What happens if your daughteru puts on the cursed panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854758
Borderline inflation fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855662
Obviously. They aren't a plant species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855031
Ayn Rand - Atlas Came
Is a man not entitled to the seed of his loins?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/teWEfX8.jpg
monstergirls_irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856049
but she is the one who is in control and dictating the situation. Dominance is power and control over others, and thats what she has. whether your are tied up are she is tied up is only surface level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856022
Shoggoths who are cuddlebugs are the best, as long as its only at the very end of the day so she can still be creepy and eldritch most of the time.
Like she has an internal clock and from 10:47PM until 11:32PM she is "off the clock" and inexplicably just acts like a cuddly girlfriend to her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855750
I really wish a lilim mystic would blow aphrodisiac smoke in my face, then introduce me to the Mysteries of Ecstacy while keeping me in this position, and preventing me from looking away. Pure bliss in pure lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856029
Just look at Dormice anon, they're the epitome of sub rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856057
That doesn't make her not a sub. In the end being a sub is defined as getting off on being submissive. Naturally human men are stronger and more into sex than human women are, does that mean that men can't be subs?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856057
Its the exact opposite of surface level. If she has to make you dominate her, that means she's a sub. If she wasn't a sub, she'd just dominate you. Is she a forceful sub? Yes. The fact that she's initially in control isn't the point, the point is that she's getting off on you taking it away. It might not make you a dom, but it definitely makes her a sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855093
>Not surprising her on her birthday by spending said day off with her in bed giving her the gift of a daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

seductive monsters> rape monster> sub monster

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread..

Instead, keep an eye out for P'Orcs hiding out in boxes.

I don't know why they're doing it but they are.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the anti-Yeti? I could really use a cool down cuddle right now. I get that it's winter, but it's still 80+ out. Stop turning the AC off and turning the heater on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855916
Well, keep wishing I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855945
Slimes are great for cooling hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856072
well then maybe we just disagree on what sub or dom is. Too me its whoever really holds power and is in control. I guess its because she can get what she wants from the man whatever whether the be to tie him up or to be tied doesn't really matter i n my eyes

>>17856083
>If she has to make you dominate her, that means she's a su
the key word is make. If she forces you to do it she is the one who has the real power and is ultimately in control,which is domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw communist Siberian jinkos will never seize your means of reproduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856101
But she's getting off on being a sub. That's called being submissive. That makes her submissive. When she has the power to be a dom, she chooses to be a sub. That's called being submissive. The whole thing about being a sub is being out of control, so logically, she'll have to hand the control over to you in order for you to dominate her. Anything else breaks the rules of this hypothetical scenario. Once you've started, she's no longer in control by definition, else you're a shitty dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855942
Buttslut monster > *

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>>17855093
I’d rather read her diary and then plan the whole day accordingly
>in the morning go to the park and walk around having brunch in the park
>then go to an art museum and walk around there while letting her look at th pieces
>then for dinner I’d take her to that seafood place she was always talking about
>then take her home for a couple of rounds of daughteru making

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>>17855121
>filename
Who am I to disobey a direct order?
Please never stop being awesome latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the kind of argument you only get when the two participants don't really care, but there's nobody else talking, and they're both bored. Let's talk about great ghost girls are instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a daemon waifu who hate fucks you every time you beat her at tabletop games

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855989
Malal please, get back in the retconian or on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855989
Sore loser wives are the best. Getting raped with a smug smile on my face would just be too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855993
That's Khornette-chan, not Malal. This is Malal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855997
Hmmm, the lack of legs may be throwing me off but I thought that it looked more like Malal.

Regardless, Bloodletter-chan is for fighting and training till she's strong enough to earn an upgrade into Bloodthirster-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855942
>implying a seductive monster can't be a sub.
>implying a rape monster can't be a sub.
You just need more imagination my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855694
I want a shoggoth to squeeze me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855996
As long as you keep that smirk on your face, she'll keep raping you even with a stomach bloated with seed
>>17856000
>spoiler
I'm scaroused about what she might look like after that

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>>17856015
Luckily someone's already done that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855694
>>17856014
>Happy master and his happy shoggoth squeezing tight against each other as she wiggles in happiness and he starts sinking into her skin a little bit
Cute. Shoggoths are for cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856004
how can a rapist be a sub?

[Anonymous No.]

Hate to be the guy, but are there any written works on suicide? The plot element always interested me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856029
>he's never heard of a power bottom.
I don't have it, but have you ever seen that one picture of that anubis holding her own leash and collar and looking at the viewer expectantly/angrily? I certainly fucking hope so else I probably won't make much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856038
rape is by definition forceful act, you can't really by a sub if you doing a a forceful act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856029
Blackmail is a classic option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856044
You're being pretty strict with the definitions there. If a girl forces you to dominate her, you're still dominating her. Sure, there's some weirdness about who is ultimately in control, but in the end she's getting off on being submissive. That makes someone a sub in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that having anal sex with your daughteru is just fine and perfectly acceptable, as long as her virginity is intact there is no harm done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856161
Those kind of works need a certain fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855121
>>17856234
Latenight has a thing for bald protagonists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856250
Eh... the typical default anon insert is drawn as bald, usually just to make him seem more blank. S'easier to put yourself into the picture that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856250
why did I instantly searched for a bottle of vodka on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856283
Because instead of Japanese Delinquents your mind went to Gopniks.
>"Hey American! Wanna have some fun Котёнок? Me and my girls know a nice place where the drinks are cheap~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856250
No good delinquents!

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>>17856294
What're the odds of being a delinquent gang's fucktoy if you happen to hang a corner and find them all leering over a porno mag?
I'm talking hard R rape gangbang too. Smug as shit girls holding you down and tearing off your clothes as you cry and beg for them not to before stealing your virginity and mindbreaking you into being their private cumpump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856299
If they're feline-species, you can give them scritches under the chin to charm them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855558
What happens when you send a depraved Kiki s dick pic to shut her up?

Shcliking noises from the maid’s quarters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856309
>Catgirl delinquents, consisting of Nekomata, Werecats, two Jinkos and a trio of Cheshire sisters at the lead, corner an Anon with the intent of making him the gang's errand boy and cumpump.
>Instead when their two Jinko enforcers close in to pin him down, he instead gives them scritches and reduces them to chuffing wrecks.
>The Cheshires can only watch in horror as Anon systematically disables their gang and are dragged to him screaming by their now supremely comfy friends.
>Smug can't beat the SNUG.

[Anonymous No.]

Ahh, you were at my side all along. My true mofu, my guiding fox wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkvdpZmIGtw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856533
>You'll never be stalked by a Mofu Yakuza enforcer with sublime Mofu.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856537
You could try seducing her goodie-two-shoes daughter.

>>17856299
>>17856460
Stop right there criminal scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855925
I request the sauce of this. Iqdb doesn't help

[Anonymous No.]

BRUSHY
MILKERS

[Anonymous No.]

Cursed Swords don't get enough attention.

[Anonymous No.]

plenty of fine tiddy here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856623
I want that Hatter.

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>>17856616
I want to go adventuring with a Moonlight Cursed Greatsword. I wonder if she'd break any other enchanted sword I found in dungeons, calling them thieving sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856616
Rough paizuri will never come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856635
>Cursed Greatsword
Rough motorboating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856627
I want nothing to do with wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856623
SO torn between the Jubjub and Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856623
I'll definitely enjoy cuddling that Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856623
So many rape faces. The only cute one is the mousey on his lap, all the others look like they want to destroy him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856655
Less motorboating, more "tyring to stab me for looking in the general direction of other weapons in the equipment shop," really

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like a maid awoo, or is it just kikimora for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856749
I'd prefer Awoo personally. A taller one with a fine figure and a confident and seductive attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856749
Depends which one I can spank if she screws up. I wouldn't touch an awoo, while the kikimora would try to get me to punish her no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856749
Now that I think about it a awoo maido would be better than a kimimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856749
SHOGGOTH IS BETTER, THIS COMES FROM MY HEARTH AND I'M IN NO WAY BEING TREATHENED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856754
>>17856769
Traitors, all of you!

>>17856761
Urgh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856771
If you're nto being threatened, tell me what your address is, I won't send any help since you're not being threatened, but we can share a beer and talk about how superior shoggoths are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856623
>Sith
Godammit OniTengu, way to soil it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856775
Sure here you go I want to to come quickly since I'm so exited to talk about the superiority of shoggots, specially mine she is so beautiful and perfect and in no way coercive and scary. My address is 123 HELP!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856772
Look, kikimora just don't fit the sort of monster that grooms their master to be eager to be pampered by them, their fierce intellect working so that by the time the master realizes something isn't right, they're already their maid's plaything. You get me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856623
I'd fuck that trumpart so hard so she would flip on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856790
You seem like a really good fellow, but I'm coming really quickly. Don't be alarmed if you hear sirens, it's just me being really happy to meet a fellow gentleman. It's not the police at all.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17856749
Only if she's an adorable kobold who gets distracted from cleaning because she saw her favorite ball, or doesn't get the mail because she scared the mailman away with her barking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856818
Glad to see best horse finally get some love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856826
>gets distracted from cleaning because she saw her favorite ball, or doesn't get the mail because she scared the mailman away with her barking
That sounds adorable.

Don't blame the mailman, though, he just left hellhounds neighbourhood.

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>>17856818
>>17856827
Begone THOT. I want a pure Unicorn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856836
>>>/f/acebook

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856818
Are there Bicorns that born Bicorns or are all of them created from Unicorns being cheated on. I don't remember kc clarifying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856836
>THOT
Back to twitter with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856836
>THOT
Fuck off back to your shitty neighbourhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856793
>He wants to fuck an innocent playful teenager heart Trumpart
Ignore her pervy look, she just wants to experience romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856912
Fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

Bakunyuu Club Trumparts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856919
Club Trumparts are NERDS
I'd rather have outrageous public sex with a Diamond Trumpart

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856919
What's she doing with her hand? I swear it's only like that when it's cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856931
Some animu gesture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856912
The innocent and playful romantics are the best for fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856931
>>17856932
She's gesturing you to fondle her boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856931
Claws

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>>17856919
Would be nice.
Although I want to try to trick a cheshire that's been bugging her into drinking some mega holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856919
>these thighs
Damn, son. I'd have her lying on a bed, belly down, while I grope these thighs, slowly working my way up to her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856971
I want a pear-shaped Trumpart with exquisitely toned midriff to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856974
I want a tubby one with a tremendous bottom that hides it by keeping it in her card at most times.

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon Contract Training

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856919
I want to have a spades as my guide through wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856974
>pear-shaped with exquisitely toned midriff
As it should be, fatties need not apply for the best body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856250
Probably bald himself, the ugly fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>17857033
Go back to bed and try today again. I think you woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857041
t. Cue ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>17854816
>tfw not part of the Wolfu Reich

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856999
>contract practice with a loli Demon
Top tier scenario but shota is shit

[Anonymous No.]

What is it like inside a Trumpart's card?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857100
Depends on the Trumpart
For a Hearts it would be an overly pink bedroom with a heart shaped bed along with an entire shelf full of romance books.
For a Spades it would be a full gym with spa and a track field
For a Clubs it would be a very messy NEET room
For a Diamond it would be some sort of fetish dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857118
Know what I want?
Muscle NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857118
Joker changers every time you enter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857118
>For a Diamond it would be some sort of fetish dungeon
Nice.

>For a Hearts it would be an overly pink bedroom with a heart shaped bed along with an entire shelf full of romance books.
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857130
So you waat that one Club who has a Diamond friend that tricked her into drinking that suspicious potion?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay which one of you wrote this on /v/?

>wandering around the city at night
>only a bit tipsy from the inn
>laughing it up with friends
>depart with them as they head to their homes
>decide to head to the red light district
>before you get there, there's a hot high elf staring you down
>hit it up with her and take her to your place
>fuck her silly
>go to bed with her next to you
>next day, she cooks up breakfast
>eat it up, it's great
>after she says she has to head out
>offer to escort her, but she declines
>escort her to your front door anyway
>final kiss goodbye and a slight wave
>then she literally turns into the Aspect of Life, a giant fucking dragon, and flies away
>stare dumbfounded as a little dribble of semen falls from her dragonpuss out of the sky
>tell people the that night at the inn
>no one believes you
>"I believe you" comes from some roofied out night elf chick half asleep on the table
>round two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857146
She drank the potion and is keeping it up.
Because if she keeps looking fit when inspections come up, she won't have to stay as long.

Would prone bone while she watches anime

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>>17857147
>then she literally turns into the Aspect of Life, a giant fucking dragon, and flies away
>stare dumbfounded as a little dribble of semen falls from her dragonpuss out of the sky
I think some guy was really surprised when some liquid fell on him.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17857179
[ALIEN ACTIVITY]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857150
Keeping up with magic is a weird way to do it, but since she knows the spell she might as well do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857187
I think at this point its more that she's maintaining it naturally.

I mean, there's nothing saying she can't be a NEET still and watch anime while working out on her gym equipment in the card dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857192
Fit NEET is like genki obesity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857198
NEET just means that they stay inside and don't really socialize, nothing says they can't be /fit/.

And a chubby genki girl sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857224
Yes, and both sound stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857179
Our world is worth cuddling for!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857238
Theres nothing saying that an energetic girl can't be chubby and that a NEET can't be muscled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857258
I really couldn't bone a skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

Googling yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857299
>Dragon CEO googles herself
>Other than a bunch of news articles she's quoted in or talked about, she finds that the top hit is a "Dragon Layers" website that has a bunch of pictures of her when she's just living her normal life or at home.

She can't help but feel a bit of pride about the amount of people talking about filling her with eggs.

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>>17857299
I've done that before. I found a couple of monstergirl sites that I'm not sure are real or just a phishing scam and a fanfiction/remake of one of my old stories for some reason.
I will never do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Xenomorph Queen gets exposed to dark matter from MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857361
This happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857375
It would be more like the original idea Giger had for Xenomorphh, with lips and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857387
Please no.
The facehugger traumatized me as a kid, and even now, they still spook the shit out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857395
https://i.imgur.com/rh01Nea.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857409
DELETE
DELETE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857361
How the hell would KC make facehuggers and chest busters sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857425
Treat the Facehuggers like Roper eggs that corrupt only women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857326
Would print out the picture of her in just a large T-shirt after she woke up and put it in my room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857361
This is an actual monstergirl version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857431
See, most girls would probably find this creepy but I can imagine that a dragon would take pride in knowing she's good enough to drive such obsessive actions in men.

She'd probably sign up on the site to shitpost the other dragon colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857431
This is a a mighty and proud dragon, after getting up from bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857458
>that wake up hair
Somehow this only makes her look even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857462
Morning hair is nice, as is extremely busty girls in shirts that have a bit of overhang

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857425
The facehugger would probably give off pheromones, while the chest buster would probably work the same as the Cursed Blade one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857446
>nearly 40% of users on dragons laying sites are dragons
>they are either talking shit about other dragons or posting a revenge video of their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857299
>Town in Cameroon
>Flash games
>A KillLaKill meme
About what I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857472
Pretty much.
most users would be innocently talking about dragons and the rest would be dragon politics extended to the point that there are teams of younger dragons running PR firms to shitpost the other families.

[Anonymous No.]

So let me get this right.
kikis are kinda against technology? not all but it looks like they don't like home appliances not even a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857492
They're only against things that could replace them.
Like Roombas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857492
Don't confuse threadcanon for actual canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857492
For them chores are a labor of love. Technoloogy takes away some of that labor. A kikimora with nothing to do is one that is going to go crazy, so be sure to do something silly often to entertain her somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857492
It's all threadwank, they don't care about technology one bit and if something could make their job easier and let them spend more time with their master/husband they would probably be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857506
If my kiki starting finding herself with a bunch of free time, I'd jut let her play vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857515
oh boy i can't wait for her to discover otome games.

[Anonymous No.]

My busty Hatter wife is for spending my whole life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857481
In the end all those office dragons would just be jealous of the normal ones that get a humble job with a really nice husband, like the one at the Dragon restaurant or the Dragon pizzaria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857523
...I'd just get her into MMOs or RPGs, real time sinks.

>>17857528
Delivery Dragon a best.
Faster than harpies and able to better demand tribute (tips)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856060
> acts like a cuddly girlfriend
This. I've always been interested in how shoggs would present emotions other than smug knowing. This seems like it'd be a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857534
>MMOs
now think in this, the kiki joins a guild and by doing so she has "another" master. the guild master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857375
Kindly fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857534
>Delivery Dragon asks for a tribute
>Guy doesn't have anything on him
>She demands a sacrifice them, he'll do nicely
>He slowly backs away and closes the door
One day, little double D.

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>>17857547
>Jokingy tell her this.
>She gets this stiff, frozen look
>Next day you find out that the game she's playing has changed 'Guild Master' To 'Guild Leader' after a bunch of very strong, very terrifying emails showed up at the game office.
>Kiki is happily playing again, wishing farewell to her 'True Master' as he goes to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857554
Delivery Dragon has alliteration and strength on her side, in place of people skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857560
She would force herself upon that one cutie who always asks for pizza on saturday, but she has other deliveries to do so the chance always goes down the drain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857566
Would be nice.
Sadly, I'm too dutch to shell out the extra bucks for drop off when I can just drive over and pick pizza up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857571
If that were the case you could always compliment the baker a lot, so much that she'll use her break to chat with you about pizzas. That's when you go ahead and flirt a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think monstergirls complain about the lack of "diversity" while playing vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer an automaton deliverygirl who openly allows me to molest her thick O.N.E.E. Model body as she’s processing payment at the door. Even letting me linger a bit after she’s done without saying a word.
In truth I’m the only one she lets do anything even close to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856623
Look at the size of that Jubjub's Jubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857581
Maybe but I'd be more likely to be speaking the her bored, younger cousin that's working the cash register.

>>17857587
The only diversity they'd care about is the number of cute boys they can meet online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857587
poor b8 i r8 0/8 try harder next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857590
Anon, no! She’ll make you her perch and you’ll have to share lugging their immense meaty weight around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857597
>JubJub embarrassed that her husband has to struggle carrying around her body with her massive gigantic heavy tits
>in truth they’re what motivates him to get stronger and keep him horny all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857597
Meaty jubjubs are best jubjubs.

Big soft birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857592
The wurm? If that's your thing, I'm sure you can help her out with tricks to help with the change and she'd be pretty friendly with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857606
>Guy goes from wimp to JACKED thanks to a Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857611
The wurm can do the math, she's just bored and always on her phone.

Most the boys just come in, hand her a card, and leave with pizza, if they come alone at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857613
>the issue used to be she was almost too heavy to carry
>now the issue is she’s so soaking wet all the time due to her hunk of a husband that she nearly slips off
I love these kind of Jub relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857615
Uhg, I can relate to this wurm. The only ones that use money are the old folks, but then sometimes they go on and on about how the world is changing and people won't get out of their phones anymore. Then they joke around with the change and if you look at them weird they blame the technology for ruining math.

I feel this wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857619
I think thanks to manamomanbo his...perch got bigger too, so no danger of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857299
>Atlach-Nacha googles herself
>First 3 results are tutorials on how to locate her and destroy her web
>The 4th is some weird forum for a bunch of pervy chaos cultists who pray to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857608
Absolutely true.
>>17857613
>Paladin-Chan who rejected anon’s hopes to become a squire because he was a scrawny twerp comes across him years later
>jacked like Arnie, tittymonster Jub wife happily bouncing on his cock in public, and three little pink birdos trailing behind them in a cute single file line
>she despairs at her missed chance and her lonely life
Serves that cunt right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857624
Least she gets free pizza out of it sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857625
Absolutely. That lucky Jub is constantly plugged to the point of stretching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857630
>School reunion
>Scrawny nerd is now huge as fuck thanks to his Dire Jubjub wife
>Captain of the foorball team lost some height and muscle since getting a onee-san type monster
>At least one boy Alped

[Anonymous No.]

Whats your opinion on strongfat ogres, or other Monster Girls of that body type? You're not a weirdo deprived slut for them like some people here right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857625
Would she be constantly panting due to feeling her walls stretched with every step?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857637
I'm a fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857631
True. I'd definitely sit down and chill while grubbing some pizza and talking with her whenever I went there. She seems like a nice friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857637

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857635
That sounds like a fun thing to witness and catch up with others at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857637
Nah, I don't like them very much but I do prefer them over straight out fat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857644
Especially if you're the only one who ended up being normal. Or if you/your waifu can now look down on the guys who once bullied you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a Phantom tutor so I can learn to sing Opera and impress a Unicorn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857648
That's why people push the strongfat meme so hard. They want someone obese, but they add the strong in front of it to make it sound more acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857639 this is perfect
>>17857637 this is just fat
I'm love strong fat but I have to see the muscles dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857655
Nah mate i just want a huge muscle waifu that has some softness in her, therefore strong-"fat".

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully an awoo by cooking in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857668
You need to eat the food in front of her too, while teasing her with potential bits at the end of your fork that you yank away at the last second. Make sure it's very tasty smelling meat, will drive them nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857652
That is an incredibly flawed plan, you are going to end up having sex with the Phantom and then the unicorn is going to ignore you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857637
I'm a big fan.
An inordinately big fan be it on weresheep, wolfus, and more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857637
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857673
Some nice fine meat, that you cut, look at the grase jumping as you cut it like butter, the knife sliding through it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857673
I'm going to bully an awoo by crinkling an empty cheese wrapper in another room, and when she "just happens to want to drop by", I'm going to lick my fingers and tell her that I just finished a snack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857651
>Be married to a comfy laid back Succubus who just loves you for who you are
>head to your school reunion
>fun seeing all the changes that have happened
>suddenly feel a tug on your shirt and turn around to a faceful of eye-level heaving tits attached to a tall curvy Dark Mage
>she clears her throat and points down
>there’s a 12 year old boy standing there under her, looking very embarrassed as the Dark Mage speaks in a motherly stern tone
>”Now, what do you say to Mr. Anon, dear?”
>the boy speaks up sheepishly
>”S-sorry for being mean to you in high school, Anon... I-I was kinda a jerk.”
>totally confused, but stammer out “Its... fine?”
>the Dark Mage, satisfied, picks the shota up and carries him off to another area, presumably to make more apologies
>you always figured that one bully had mommy issues, but are glad it seems he has someone in his life now to keep him in check

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857668
Kagerou is best wolfu and I'd do extremelly lewd things with her pussy, like eating her out until my tongue breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857688
>pass a knife over the flame
>use the hot blade to slice some cheese
Damn, I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857675
My will is like iron!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857637
>>17857639
Literally perfection. This girl in particular, would make into a mommy at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857708
Just make sure you keep her pot belly down

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857691
Man, wait until he meets the (former) nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

whats your opinion on manticores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857708
>>17857639
>First trimester of pregnancy with Oga-san
"Hahah! You should have seen my little man in the sack! He was all 'Have my children!', how couldn't I laugh!?"
"Eh? Do I still drink a lot? No. Of course not! Beer is good and all but I don't want to hurt our baby!"
"Though, it is a shame that my belly'll get fatter from here on out."
>Second trimester
"Ufufu, I can feel her kicking. Just like her old man and mama. Hey, do you think that man'll get angry if I do exercises while with child?"
"No-- I don't mind the kids staring at me. After all, they're so cute~"
>Third trimester to delivery
"I'm gonna be a Mama... Really... ?"
"Don't smirk at me, asshole! I may be big but I still love kids!"
"Eh...? M-Marry you... Even if I'm from another world...?"
>After delivery, your daughter suckling on her breast
"Ha..hahaha! I did it... I became a mother!"
"N-No... I'm not crying, you're crying!"
"This is just excess beer leaking out my eyes!"
"She's perfect in every little way!"
"I'll never let her go! Never!"
"Ahh! Look, look! Rawr <3~"
>Daughter giggling at her mom's antics
>TFW you will never have a daughter with Oga-san who makes Nips look even more like manlets than usual and loves kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
Kinda bored by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
Predators are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
Absolutely adore them, I do love a good sadist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
Sadists are worst disposition. Simple girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857716
>One is manly, feral looking yet kind and amicable, gently stroking his skittish Wendigo wife’s head as she hides in his lap
>One is suave and classy, handsome and impeccably dressed, but has a constant giggle going on as he keeps making eye contact with his Hatter wife
>another is scarred, bruised, yet rambunctious and barrel chested, currently arm wrestling his equally fit Minotaur wife
>yet another is still small in frame, yet looks like he just walked out of a bishie manga, his gorgeous Cupid wife shyly holding his hand and nervously stealing little kisses with him, blushing furiously

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
They are okay. It would be nice to see one getting raped and losing her virginity to a random guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857753
> daughteru demands a little sister to play with
> tell her she'll have to wait.
> 2nd daughteru demands a little sister to play with
> cycle continues infinitely

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857774
Fag

[Anonymous No.]

I can only fall in love with a mg who can drink more than me. Bonus points for drunk dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857767
That poor former bully. Then again he has a hot Dark Mage wife so maybe it's not all bad.
>>17857781
A Satyros then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857779
Calm down anon, they'll probably marry later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857779
That's very rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857361
>>17857375
>>17857435

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857767
You just know that Hatter couple put something in the punch bowl to liven the reunion up.

[Anonymous No.]

What i have done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
You've posted a cutie. A very disgruntled cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857845
are you not noticing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
Nothing that hasn’t been done before

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
i think it's the condoms on her horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
Wait, I've seen this picture somewhere else. Is this new or around for a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
>>17857855
I wounder what you have to do to let your dragon waifu do that?
I want to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857850
Why do you think I called her disgruntled? Your actions have brought up some fond memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
They're basically a meme at this point which has questionable OC attached to them thanks to fuckwits like the guy who wrote a story about dissecting one, Bob for several stories involving a cuck queen and a futa, a submissive manticore with no knowledge of how BDSM works followed by fetish stories of electro-stimulation and cutting her to get her off. As well as virtually anything else written by people who aren't ELH, RSAnon, or even Captain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
I want to do this with a Baphomet right before she goes to meet her friends at the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857883
>several stories involving a cuck queen and a futa, a submissive manticore with no knowledge of how BDSM works followed by fetish stories of electro-stimulation and cutting her to get her off
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
I like them. The idea of being hunted by a baby crazy CC Manticore still puts a fire in my loins.
They may have achieved meme status but they’re still waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

MGs are degenerate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857883
Story name or link for the dissection and elctrostimulation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
Her new HoTs model is mommy tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
>”Getting REAL tired of your bullshit honey.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
Potentially still good, I've got a thing for redheads and dominant women.
But the thread and certain writefags have all but ruined them, and their tail is both disgusting and unpleasant thanks to the spines/darts.

I've got to admit that ELH's Clockcore still turns me on and I would probably enjoy her dominating me. I know he hasn't been active in almost a year but I'd happily read more stories featuring her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857901
That's just a Danganronpa though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857750
These days they require a skilled writefag to do properly, because there's too much stigma surrounding them so the story has to be really good or anon will think you're a meming retard.
Same for Hellhounds and Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857935
I want to write a story about a gremlin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857937
then do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
please don't sexualize her she doesn't deserve that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857921
I don't feel like putting on a trip, but I have the framework for Chapter 2 Never already planned out. It's just a matter of finding time between all my tabletop gaming to actually write it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857937
So do it?
Gremlins aren't that overdone yet and we haven't even had that many stories about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857935
Reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857947
At least it's planned out. Nice to know she may be getting more content yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857940
but my mom wont let me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857951
But that's just what I meant by retarded meming. The example couldn't have been better if you named the image "heckpups".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857951
This proves that daughterus for protecting and heapats not for lewding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857967
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857963
Oh, you're one of those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857967
Friendly reminder that those hellpups raped their adopted father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857967
Agreed.
>>17857974
Oh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857971
You mean one of those guys who prefers interesting stories as to thread memes?
I've actually got nothing against it just so long as it's done well and is entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857984
The content of stories has nothing to do with getting hilariously cheesed over filenames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857974
It was comfy rape though, and everything was nice in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857991
Considering I'm clearly talking about writefagging I'm not your boogeyman. Let's drop this derailment, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857967
Those ones were 100% for lewding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857951
>>17858006
>tfw QSDF will never write loli Hellhounds again
Feels bad, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855694
Squeaks when squeezed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857974
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857982
Remember that little monsters are still monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858024
https://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858028
But cute, adorable, squeezable monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858034
Can also be for dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858034
Well, yes, but that applies to most of the big ones too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858039
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858044
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857921
>Skindentation
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ELH STOP THIS BONER FUEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857258
Skeleton upgrade species when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858096
They have to move to Zipangu and weeb it up to get an Ochi upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858097
The skeletal parts of an Ochi only pop up during combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858101
Yeah. The skels get it covered.
Nobody likes the bone zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858107
Be careful when talking to Skeletons, as if they scare you then you'll be calcified with fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17856539
But she's a total nerd! 100% bully material!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857947
Good news. Manticore domme best domme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857830
Hakutakus do the same thing. I don't know, but I guess it must be some kind of fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857921
>Spoiler
I'm intrigued enough for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on lolibaba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857967
Agreed, I wouldn't even lewd the adopteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
Too many smug lolis. There's an obvious lack of spanking in that book.
Especially 774. His loli screams smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
They're just silly little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
Disgusting old ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
Batta's aren't really lolis, are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858217
>Desmugging the lolis that produces lolidom
No, anon, leave them alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
They're great old ladies limited by terrible young bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
Mid-twenties legal lolis are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858227
Can't help it, smug lolis piss me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
Yuuman Yuuki's lolibaba is a thicc pear snek that lacks snake features beyond a long tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
The objectively best for lolidom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858235
I don't like them either, but for the sake of peace it's to just leave them alone. Imagine how happy those pathetic guys can be after they get dominated by a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858236
Her hair clip is also supposed to be snake eyes but yeah, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
Trash
Real lolis are the best lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858247
>Imagine how happy those pathetic guys can be after they get dominated by a little girl
I'll have an easier time imagining a purple sky than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
Yupiel or a female version of Raziel are the only vampirefus I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858269
Fucking hell, even after being fucked, she's still smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858269
Imagine if there was a vampire spider loli that had a rotten personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
>>17858252
The only good loli is Oppai Loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858281
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858269
>female version of Raziel
LEWD. Especially if she still doesn't have a mandible. That's make for some amazing blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858271
She's simply the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858271
That's what happens when you submit to a fucking kid and cum in seconds. If I was a shota and made a CC ahegao by just inserting you can bet I'd be smug too, not only that, I'd also have a lot of things to tease her about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858290
Wouldn't it make for really shitty ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858290
The Grudge got you covered, senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858293
>these teeth
Okay I'm spooked. These aren't vampires teeth, they're monkey teeth.
TITUS
GET THE WHIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858299
YES.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858306
Just give into the idea of a turbo smug loli degrading and doting on you while she humps the ever living shit out of you, her vice-like loliBBA monster puss making sure you never escape.

Why do you think the Templars worship the Sabbat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858309
[ ] Answer I was expecting for.
[ ] Disappointing answer.
[ ] Not what I was expecting
[ ] Bit more than I could chew.
[x] LET ME OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858295
>smug and assertive shota
Anon, no! You're going to break the CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858314
Seeing a smug loli only makes me want to spank the snot out of her until she cries and begs like a little girl.
And then make her beg for forgiveness.


I just hope she's not masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858338
She's an MG.
Your spanks only make her hornier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858343
So the only way out is to escape.
Brb, tying the sheets together to make a rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858314
Getting insulted by a loli, feeling bad and having an erection is one of the most degenerate things out there. Cumming in seconds is horrible too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858314
The style is very good. Does that guy make mangas, or just ero doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858316
And with a Vampire girl it gets even better. In addition to all the deepthroat action you could imagine, she could impale your dick on her fangs to immobilize it while teasing the tip with her lewd tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858352
You mean nanashi?
Most what seen is porn
He is known for a non h femdomny comic of this tan tomboyish girl playfully bullying a guy that has Crush on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858367
A bit of a shame, nothing he does cater to my fetish but I like his art.

>>17858358
[ ] Answer I was expecting for.
[ ] Disappointing answer.
[ ] Not what I was expecting
[ ] Bit more than I could chew.
[ ] LET ME OUT
[x] I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858367
>playfully bullying
Some of the stuff she does is just outright cruel. Though I can't deny her design is pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858373
be grateful here is where he is right now,
he actually use to be a guro artist, then somewhere along the line he switched to doing more femdom stuff, there are rumors that meeting a dominatrix irl caused this, but they are just rumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858401
Funny, there's another artist with a really nice art style who does stuff I can't stomach. Depthbomb, if it rings a bell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858401
He should do more CBT. Suzuka-sama was the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858349
Well I mean according to the memes I'm extremely degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never tenderly dom a Demon and revel in her cute moans.
>You'll never make her suck you off after making her cum dozens of times.
>You'll never take her to the shower and wash her off completely nonsexually as she thanks you for roleplaying one of her fantasies with her.
FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858433
It's not really memes you know? Liking to be bullied by kids and getting off on it is pretty naughty and your knowledge about inhuman pussies doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858450
>Knowledge of inhuman pussies
No fucking idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858433
>chaos fucker
>liked THAT doujin series
>into some borderline cheesy stuff
You're a degenerate. But it's okay because all of those are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858454
Sure thing mang. But yeah, getting bullied by little girls makes you a naughty person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858460
>THAT doujin series
Be very careful with your answer Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED to fuck a fox.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65637470

[Anonymous No.]

>>17855925
I still request sauce. Google, iqdb and saucenao lead to nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858472
I was talking about the loli vampire, which one did you think I meant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858496
Something actually fucked up. I am confused by the borderline cheesy stuff but I'd assume that means furries. Which is libel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858454
>dolphinvaginas.ext

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858508
If you lnow it's fucked up then you should know that you're a degenerate for licking it and other doubtful things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858523
Dolphins aren't the only ones too. It reaches birds and even some fishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858523
I'm afraid you've officially lost me. Same with >>17858532

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858289
>summer dress and cute panties
Young foxes were meant for gentle mating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858474
Fuck that's good, but it leads me to a question, how do you save animated stuff off pixiv? Right clicking isn't helping and neither is opening it full screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858615
Pixiv does this wacky thing for its Ugoira animations where it's essentially a collection of jpgs all in a row.
I suggest using http://ugoira.dataprocessingclub.org/ to convert it into a webm for saving.
I'd post it but, y'know, highly NSFW.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more stories of these qts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858206
>every Yuki-onna is named Yuki/Yuuki
but why

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858668

Because writers are lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858668

Laziness

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858668
Low hanging fruit when it comes to coming up with an ice based name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858523
I’m more confused about the .ext file format. Why are you referencing a Windows 95 disk utility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858698
meant txt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858650
That is a pretty strange way of doing it, thanks for the link though it helps a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858698
>not having a CC Succuvirus that likes dressing up like aquatic MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858690
Why does it need to be ice based? Why can't they ever flip it and name her Kasai or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858706
Because she's a Yuki-onna and Japanese porn artists aren't usually very original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858611
Also mating presses.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858727
Just imagine living in a snowy hamlet and being childhood friends with a genki Yuki-onna whose family owns the big ski resort that put your town on the map.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858668
That Yuki looks like she enjoys a good slow paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858668

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858705
If she starts asking for a .sex file I’m deleting her. There is no such format.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858752

or hugging you closely, putting your head betwixt her breasts.

either way she's going to get your body heat one way or another

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858752
Would that be considered a "snow plow"

[Anonymous No.]

lazy NEET Yuki-onna that just want to cuddle in bed for most of the day, cooing about how warm you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858667
would moby dick ended differently is captain ahab had a mershark waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This is your Golem now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858806

I like the MGE golem more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858806
I need to catch up with that comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858724
Only slowly and with handholding, lolis aren't for rough hammering unless they're horny dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858460
>Chaos fucker
I literally do not waifu any Chaos girl,
my namesake aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858482
death march

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858819
You can wait, it doesn't update very often, and it's on a cliffhanger right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858819
Like any Crabman oriented media, you're not missing on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858845
missing out*

[Anonymous No.]

I want a nurse Kiki to help make my back injections more tolerable.

I have to get it done every other week because I got fucked on the genetic lottery. Spinal stenosis for those who are curious"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858859
Try to relax, and look elsewhere.
Get something in your hands or between your teeth, and focus on it. If you tense your body, everything will hurt more.

[Anonymous No.]

ANUBIS DEMANDS TRIBUTE

ANUBIS PREFERS TRIBUTE IN THE FORM OF ANIME BLU-RAY BOX SETS AND THOSE WHITE FUDGE-COVERED OREOS THAT ONLY COME OUT AROUND CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858874
Sorry, I only serve the great and mighty Pharaoh, and she does not indulge herself in such petty items.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to stand in line for the new Yu Gi Oh booster packs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858874
[x] rub belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858874
Can I offer tribute in the form of personal support in the formation of exercise regimens and diet plans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858874
She's getting a bow-flex and a gym membership

[Anonymous No.]

>Only five story updates this week according to the wordpress
Only five? I thought we had more for halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857944
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858859
Mandalay banana supposedly would heal a condition like that so incubize fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858792
Cuddlebug Yukis need to stop eating ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

Could YOU survive a Yuki-onna, Glacies, Ice Queen harem anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858902
I want to play Sonic with a yuki onna and watch her shifting uncomfortably when we reach Sandopolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>Modern, tactical elf
>Lives innawoods
>Bow hunts
>Makes her own leather
>Makes the best deer jerky you've ever had
>Installed a walk-in freezer in her home to store deer carcasses
>Uses every part of the animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858907

that would be pretty bone-chilling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858914
>is lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858914
She looks like she can produce her own milk too, hon hon hon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858869
I know, been doing this since mid-August. It would just be nice to have a beautiful woman to talk to instead of a cranky old man who doesn't talk.

>>17858901
Right? If those scientists were on schedule, the portals would be open by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858910
>Lava Reef zone comes right after
>she's too scared to look

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858859
I'd try to offer consolation but all I have to do is drive fucking long distances this week. It helps to listen to America for that, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858914
I want a hunting elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858874
All I have is Reese's Christmas Trees.

Which belong to me and ONLY me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858935
>ice cap zone arrives
>she relaxes
>"I like that game, it looks like home"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858874
I'm a fan of thicc as much as the next guy but that's way too much. Also, those white fudge covered oreos are garbage, and you should feel like garbage for eating them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858910
>>17858935
>>17858944
>have a mershark girlfriend
>play Ecco the Dolphin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858914
Deer "deer" right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858914
She also quotes old /k/ memes regularly.
>Takes out your dick at 3AM
>"What is this? It's not a soldier's gun. Didn't I tell you that I have tight tolerances?"
>she starts gently massaging your dick into a nice, hard erection
>"Full length guide rod?"
>doesn't even give you a moment to laugh before jerking you off at top speed
>you cum shortly after, covering her hand in hot, thick cum that she eagerly licks off
>"Oh my... was it always this unreliable?"
>her friend kicks the bedroom door down
>"Unreliable?!"
>"It's unreliable, ladies and gents!"
>tactical elf threesomes at 3am don't get better than this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858951
Would violate doe pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858951
Yes, deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858942
I want elf to hunt me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858948
That's an easy way to scare a Mershark

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858951
>not having sex with deer wife for dinner
pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858874
This is the result when nobody dicks the lolinubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858970
Let the trauma flow !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdRf-IVFeOs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858951
Deer girls always remind me of zooming in on the Dryads from vanilla wow, trying to see nips or pussy. That was one of my earliest monstergirl boners.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli monstergirls are for __________!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
ignoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
Ignoring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
spanking a lot until they're good girls that only rape their husband instead of the mailman or the pizza deliverer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
Ignoring until they grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
Starting arguments about whether to lewd or protect.

>>17859020
Then there’s this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
clitty torture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
Impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859025
>whether to lewd or protect
You're supposed to do both, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859020
>>17859039
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
ignoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
Spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
Depends entirely on the monster girl but you either ignore them or push them down,
make them wetter than the River Thames and shove your bangers and mash into her.

Honestly the only lolis worth it are Familiars,
Baphomets, and maybe Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859009
Slipping adultification potions into their tea then accepting the consequences when you tell them it's permanent

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have doggystyle anal sex with my heavily pregnant Kikimora maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859085
But the loli species aren't as good as young versions of "regular" monstergirl types.

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas Cake Monsters are for ______________

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859119
That's like, your opinion, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
Breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
clitty torture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859119
>My name is Kikimora tidier of things look upon this room I said I'd clan and despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
Desperation and struggle with their empty, aching womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
Being the little brothers of.
Balls-deep prone-boning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
Impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
Hardcore bondage and extreme humiliation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
Ignoring while you date a monster third of her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859182

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
Taking on dates and flirting so you can watch her get embarrassed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859203
I bet her cleavage smells exquisite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859203
Yes, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859193
>Being this low energy shitpost material against a CC monster
I'd be tempted to post with THAT image but this one should suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859123
drinking and sharing mutual loneliness with

[Anonymous No.]

The monstergirl invasion will not be televised

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859203
WikiHow - How to get your husband high on your pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859230
It'll be streamed on twitch

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>>17859206
That's the idea, to bury your face in her bosom and just sort of hold you there in a gentle hug while her pheromones do their thing.

then she leads you back to her place and before you know it it'll be nighttime , and you'll be in her bed with her, being hugged like a daki with your head in her breasts again.

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>>17859246
But anon! That content is not safe for work!

On a slightly related note, what if the sudden influx of twitch camgirls/patreon pinup gals is actually a monstergirl psyop testing the waters with how charm magic affects humans over the web

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>>17859233
I want a Jinko to grind her ass into my face to mark me with her pheremones

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859258
Would you let her wear your sweaters whenever she works out and never wash them afterward, so that, no matter where you are, or what you're doing, you will always be under a pheromonal haze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859254
>spoiler
Sounds like you need your meds adjusted, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859254

What if there a monster girl dating website that just sort appeared one day out of nowhere and most people register on it as a joke.But it was actually genuine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859268
I think she'd prefer to mark me every morning by sitting on my face, but I'm not against that either

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859277

well you could have both going on there.

[Anonymous No.]

Fire Mice look good in purple.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a truly monstrous monstergirl?
She's still a total sweetheart or whatever personality you prefer, just a bit more... exotic looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303

Can I fuck it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859308
Of course, any way you want. She'd be delighted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859270
Hold tight, CRAWFORD...
They're coming. I can smell them...
ha, ha, ha, ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859309

Then there's nothing else to discuss here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859233
MG wikihow would be hilarious to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303
Face needs to be mostly human or we're going into furry territory, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303
That's not even a monstergirl you braindead faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303
I mean, speaking from experience and the depths of degeneracy been accused of... pretty much open to anything, really, so long as its a mostly humanoid female and has some distinguishing human features.

The Sith are of course an exception to this because furfags can burn in the Maker's fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859294
Blue flames are more efficient and hotter than red flames!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303
>this is what passes as a monstergirl in the monstergirl threads now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303
That's not a monstergirl, it's just a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859324
The dark side of mamanomana is a pathway to many abilities some may consider unnatural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303
can you fucking not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859326
But they're three times as slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859324
>not a furry btw
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859335
Yes, this is an important point
There's a difference between a monstergirl and a girl monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859316
How To Get What You Want Without Rape

How To Turn A One Night Stand Into A Happy Marriage

How To Tell When It's OK To Bite Him

How To Get Him To Attack During Royal Invitation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859316
>>17859350
the art is still The Room levels of bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303
there are some artists that can make really monsteruous looking girls still look fuckable,
this isnt the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859334
Why are you taking a shitposter seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859345
I'm literally not a fan of the Sith, but I don't exactly hate them either. They're just there, filling whatever degenerate niche they belong to, kind of like you hatfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859380
Throwing darts randomly at the board of threadgoers isn't going to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859361
This but with monstergirls
https://www.wikihow.com/Cast-a-Love-Spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859385
>ThickPurpleCatAss Said: Instructions Unclear, tits wedged in the air vent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859285
I'd wear it like deodorant

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859339
That will probably stay up like the anthropost from the previous thread unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859383
Was worth a shot since he likes to use Cheshire images quite frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859389
Try the pizza box next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859397
that kind of shit doesnt belong in these threads, why wont they understand ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859389
>>17859400
How To Get A Boy With A Stuck-In-The-Wall Fetish To Come On To You

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859398
I guess so, but lots of people like to use smug faggot cats as reaction images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859420
Yeah, I guess so. Low hanging fruit for shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

Sheesh it was just a question, no need to get your britches in stitches
Have a fox as recompense

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859435
NO YOU ARE UNCLEAN BOIL YOUR TESTICLES REEEEE
No problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859435
Shitters like you are around because people make the mistake of showing kindness to newfags. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859444
Damn, you sure showed me anon #roasted #gotem #mgt #threadprotector

[Anonymous No.]

I really love my dragon waifu. I wonder how she would react to me overworking myself to death to give her a golden statue of herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859444
People like you are around because no one ever told you you're the worst part of these threads and have been actively trying to get them shut down since 2015

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859218
>teehee
>teehee
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859454
>you're the worst part of these threads and have been actively trying to get them shut down since 2015
Hold on now, I'm not the one enabling shit like >>17859303 , which you happen to have no problem with.
Perhaps you should leave with your newfag buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859448
Post your face when she gives you a full-body massage and makes you the best dinner of your life before riding you until she squeezes every last drop of cum out of you, making sure every shot finds its way inside her womb. Don't you know how long she's been holding back, anon? It's not good to devote yourself to your work, when you have such a needy girl on your hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859462
>>teehee
I agree Hime is cute. Shame that series is literally a /pol/ tier trainwreck though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859469
You killed my interest in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859469
/pol/ isn't even a trainwreck though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859471
I like to think of it as saving you from a massive headache, Anon. It's the least I could do as a service to a fellow /mgg/ dweller since I don't put out much anything else these days outside of greentexts and shitposts and vague knowledge of various animal genitalia like the fact that if Mermaids truly did have dolphin-like pussies, they'd be the almighty all-vagina because they can literally time their orgasm to yours.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Dark Mage sensie to teach me magic so I can teleport places instead of driving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859491
Even if 1% of the time the teleportation locates you to face deep in her cleavage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859486
A shame, she's a real cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859499
That would be nice, although I'd swiftly have to apologize before leaving again.

As big as her chest may be, I need to be places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859499
Wait, like it also temporarily shrinks you down and puts you in there? Because I'd be more than fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859517
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859501
It really is, and she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Anubisfag, I hope you're around. I need to ask you about something tangentially related to anubi and anubi accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859522

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859507
She may sigh and wispfully watch you go, but ultimately wouldn't stop you.
One day she'll make you just stay all the time. One day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859525
I'm one of the Anubisfags, what do you need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859303
That is not a monstergirl
Why doesn't shit like this get deleted anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859534
Only the posts complaining about it get deleted.
>tfw that fucker even got away with posting furshit while posters complaining were banned and deleted
That fucker needs to be purged from the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859534
/a/ 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859531
>Dark Mage spends days scrying her former pupil, taking down his preferences and planning for the day she can snag him.
>She gives herself larger hips, bigger breasts, and a fatter ass for the day, weaving together an enchantment that'll result in teleporting him to her place and preventing escape.
>She's gone borderline yandere, him currently on her mind.
>"Soon, anon will be all mine forever and ever, he'll be stuck in this perfect heaven with me an-"
>A little letter is teleported to her one day from anon just as she's about to trigger it.
>It says that he's about to Make reservations at nice restaurant for the pair of them as thanks for all her hard work and because he thinks she's a very beautiful woman.
>The dark mage can only hold the letter in pure shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859534
>Is a monster
>Has a pronounced female form

I don't see what the problem is my dude. The math checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859547
Are you an assblasted native that's also trying to be a subversive faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859550
Nope. I'm just having a good time in the monstergirl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859550
Nah, he's probably just a spanking/cunny poster that's assmad because people are starting to tired of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859557
By shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859533
No, you're the WRONG ONE. I'm looking for the original. Wrote a thing about a scribe and an anubis in a desert once.
I still have something to say to you though. Like I haven't been in these threads for months, but if you're the one who's been commissioning all those green-eyed anubis pics where she's wearing all manner of skirts and long, flowy robes, then guess what?
You have good taste. Dark skin and green eyes, with black hair? You and I are kindred spirits, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859545
I love it. I wonder what she'll wear to such an occasion and what shenanigans she'll try to pull. That is, when she's not hyperventilating by seeing what a handsome young man he's grown up into, causing her enlarged breasts to heave immensely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859559
If that's what you want to call a very simple and obvious gag post, then I won't stop you from causing the term "shitpost" to lose all meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859558
It's pretty obvious whats going on in that he's baiting everyone. Anyone notice that the second that first fag complained about spanking, even when there really wasn't all that much about it, the number of low effort spanking shitposts went up by like a shitton? Probably the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859465
She wouldn't have to do such things for me, though I guess cumming inside of her should be my top priority indeed. Having a cute little dragon daughteru comes first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859564
>posting off-topic anthro/furry shit
>gag post
>stays up for the rest of the thread thanks to incompetence
>guy intentionally never deleted his off-topic images
Jump off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859562
Would be fantastic.
Nothing like a borderline yandere learning that the guy actually likes her and is ready to date her.

She'd probably wear a nice, 'conservative' dress that hugs her hips and pushes her bust up, even if it looks like she's got two watermelons shoved in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859574
into a pit of spikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859564
Don't bother with that whiner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859574
Oh, sorry, I misled you. I just posted the math thing. I didn't post the image itself.
Personally, I like my girls with a little more face, a little less warped protrusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859561
Fair enough, sorry about that then, hopefully he pops up. I'm glad you like the pictures though, it's nice to think up different things she could wear and look beautiful in. You don't happen to be the Anuput guy, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859582
Your faggotry is bound to bite you in the ass one day.
>>17859583
Xeno and anthros aren't monstergirls you mongoloid, you should've figured that out if you've browsed this place long enough. Which you clearly haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 19 still a virgin and i need a CC tentacle lady to use me up until she's had her fill.
end me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859575
>Dark Mage struts into the fancy restaurant
>Hips like DAMN, booty like MY GOD, and titties like "Who needs a holstaur anyway"
>Anon approaches her from behind and clears his throat to get her attention
>When she turns and sees him, her mind races through a thousand and one ways to rape (unrelated to the best-selling book by that one lilim with the same title), causing her to be caught off guard when he presents her with a rare beautiful bouquet of flowers
>She barely is able to stammer out a greeting as he leads her to their table in the nicest section of the restaurant
>That's when he openly starts complimenting her appearance and fondly remembering their time together, completely confident and unafraid of pointing out how drop dead gorgeous she is
>She's so off balance, so taken aback, she practically melts right there in her seat and he has to place the meal order for her because she can't form coherent words
How to stop a Yandere from going psycho: Overload their lovebox!

[Anonymous No.]

Post /comfy/ qts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859600

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859594
Hmmm, not sure about CC but otherwise fine taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859594
I'm 27, get on my level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859598
>Is always about to grab anon and bring him back but he always knocks her off balance with a nice comment.
>She'd expected to just slam his face in her chest, tell him that he's hers now, and teleport back but is instead eating a nice salad while they talk about the old days.
>She couldn't be happier

Cute!
Especially since she has huge breasts and a body dedicated to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859612

29 here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859600

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859620
One more year and you're a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859626

less than that actually since my birthday is in June

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859585
I am he, yes. Haven't been around in a while, but I still use the wiki to find new pictures.
Thread seems... same as always.

Also, nice pic, love the transparency of the flowing fabric. Is that hot off the presses?
Either way, if you keep taking out great commissions like that, you're going to encourage me to commission Snib or .less or someone for something nice of my anput. Maybe something Christmassy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859616
She'd have blissful love pumping her heart so hard and full you could see the resulting jiggle in those mammoth mammies.
>The dinner finally over, anon offers to take her back to her place
>She starts saying she can just teleport back, but he insists
>Get in his car and drive back
>As anon is driving, he slides a hand over to rub against her thigh in the passenger seat, and up and down her side, tracing her bombastic curves
>Sighs and says he can't lie, she's got a body like that he'd only have in his dreams
>She indulgently sighs and leans back with half lidded eyes, egging him on to keep complimenting and dirty talking her
>At one point she even reaches a hand under her dress to play with her already extremely slick pussy
>At one point, as he finishes parking the car, anon actually comes out and says "No, really, you've been scrying my dreams and altering your body, haven't you?"
>She suddenly freezes at being found out
>"E-E-Eh?! N-No! H-haha, wh-why would I do something l-"
>Anon interrupts her with a surprise deep kiss leaning over the center console
>"...I'm glad you did"
RAPE.exe activated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859641

Would it really be rape right there, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859641
You know about what they say when the cars a rocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859585
>>17859638
>tfw anubis waifu has vibrant orange sapphire eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858951
That reminds me of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859612
You two are small fry, I am officially a wizard as of September of this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859641
>At one point she even reaches a hand under her dress to play with her already extremely slick pussy
Alternate ending from there:
>As he finishes parking the car, he tries to make a cheeky comment about how he can figure how she read his dreams, but as he turns to her, he suddenly finds two sticky slick fingers thrust into his mouth and a lewd, monster-eyed Dark Mage staring at him with a sultry smile as she crawls over the center console
>"Lets skip the rest of the foreplay, you've already passed with flying colors~"
>Continues to rub her fingers around inside his mouth, the taste of her pussy intoxicating him as he sucks on them and runs his tongue between them
>"And that's just a taste, baby. Why don't you come inside and get your full dessert. I think you're gonna love the pai~"
>She tears down the front of her dress nonchalantly as her humongous breasts break free, and buries his head between them as she whisks the door open and drags him into her rapeca- house

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859623
>Right over her womb
E X P A N D

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859653
>that neck
Either deers are really flexible or the poor animal is in great pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859661
Womb tattoos are for stretching with pregnancies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859654

what wondrous things have you accomplished in the past few months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17858951

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859638
Good to see you around then, it's been a while. And yeah, that one is kinda new, I'm not sure if I've actually shared it anywhere until now. I'm taking a bit of a break for now from getting any commissions done, but I'll try to get something for Christmas this year, probably a Snownubis picture, those are always cute. I doubt you'll be able to get anything from .less, I've been waiting on him since June and haven't heard back, but snib might be able to do something for you, he's been pretty active with his draws lately.

>>17859650
Orange is a lovely colour, and I'm sure your waifu is just as lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859672

reminder never to sleep in open fields, eat the local berries or sniff the flowers in any stratum you explore.

and don't pet the squirrels

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859679
>don't pet the squirrels
Don't tell me what to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859686

Well I hope you weren't particularly attached to your warp wire then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859650
Nigga, did I say other eye colours aren't great?
I just like the bright, shining contrast of green eyes against darker skin.

You want to know the thing about amber and red eyes? It's how goddamn wild and sexy they look when they glow in the dark.
Amber's a sharp colour. It's keen. When an anubis looks at you with eyes like that, you fucking know you're being looked at.
Also, I think purple eyes work great with tan skin too. But I think that's just a personal preference of mine, more than any kind of colour theory thing.

>>17859672
Stop reminding me I still need to buy EO5.
And that I still wish for the day that EOU3 comes out, just so we have a shot at getting a femFaf character.

>>17859675
Snownubis in real fluffy, cuddly winter clothing?
Also, I'm disappointed, but not surprised about that .less thing. I'll never not respect him as an artist, but I hear it's a little bit more of a struggle to commission and get results from him.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, instead remember that even big, buff onis can be comfy in bed too, not just the soft girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859695
Something with her super bundled up and warm looking for sure I want to base it off of some dreams I've had of her and I walking through a snowy forest, so we'll see. It's kinda ironic how I fell in love with a girl from the desert, but I'm from a super cold and snowy place. And yeah, commissions are pretty much never going to happen with him anymore. He's moved to Patreon and it's near impossible to grab a slot, since people just sit on the higher tiers permanently and if someone drops support, the slot gets snatched up almost instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859699

the comfiest person someone can be with is their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859699
Agreed, I wouldn’t mind falling asleep with a big blue oni snuggling me. Plus blue oni don’t get as much love as their red cousins, so if I asked one out and then asked her to join me in bed after our wonderful date, I’d bet it would make her the happiest oni ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859667
Been lying low to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859600
Comfy Yeti made for hugging inside her coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859723
Nothing truer can be said

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859727
WOuld be nice.
A big blue for cuddling is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859708
>He's moved to Patreon and it's near impossible to grab a slot, since people just sit on the higher tiers permanently and if someone drops support, the slot gets snatched up almost instantly.
I don't understand why you'd say such nice things about snow and anubi to give me this warm feeling, and then follow it up with a sentence perfectly crafted to make me mad as fuck. Why would you do that?

Well, I guess it means I'll have slightly more disposable income, if I can't spend it on a commission from him then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859727

Blue oni seem a bit more mellow. I wouldn't mind chilling out with one .

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859695
I didn't say that you said that!
A lot of eye colours work great for sure. I just love deep vibrant orange with darker greys or with with a muted greyish blue clothing accents. Been looking at colour coordination/theory as well to help craft some good combination of colors

>>17859675
Thanks, I'm still trying to think of a colour scheme and palette that I'm happy with

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859735
>>17859741
Exactly, perfect for falling asleep with as you cuddle one another and just talk about random things that interest you both.

[Anonymous No.]

Name the most esthetically pleasing position for your maid to be in!
(Bonus points if you specify her species)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859738
I apologize, have one more cute Anubis picture as penance.

>>17859750
I'm excited to see how everything turns out, make sure that if you get any commissions you share them here, I'd love to see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859750
Hey, I never said other eye colours aren't great. Just that I really freaking love green.
If you keep up with these shenanigans, you know what I'm going to have to do? I'm going to have to post some amber-eyed anubi.

>>17859763
It's okay, the little anubis' face and cheeks made up for it. I feel better now. Slightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859763
>emulate old games on you PC
>lil Anubis comes by
>"Papa, what are you playing?"
>she sits on your lap and watch out play
>mandatory Egyptian levels
>her eyes start sparkling
>"go in the pyramid, papa!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859759

And sipping on a bit of sake as you both listen to the pouring rain outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859773
Careful anon, we don't need any heart attacks tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859775
>mfw I hesitated to make a heart attack joke at the end and decided not to
Great minds think alike, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859773
>>17859775
Mandatory soundtrack : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7R3i6yEwRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859774
Exactly it’s so perfect, it’s so simple but also maximum chill/comfy. It’s these type of things that make blue oni so lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857883
I miss Capanon
I used to have that image he always used to greet the thread with, but I dont know what happened with

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859789
That painting is a bit... Unsettling. I do love all the little details, but that guy just looks empty, it's sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859763
Thanks and will do!

>>17859767
DO IT!
Also, any suggestions of what scheme would look good with such an eye colour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857935
>>17857951
Even bigger reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859794
That's the point you troglodyte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859803
Not really. There are many interpretation possible. He could be mortified that his fart earlier wasn't actually a fart, he could be trying to think of a new joke, he could be thinking about that letter on his desk, he could be wondering what the hell he's doing with his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859795
I have less than I initially thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan, I'm cold. Can you heat me up by CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859817
Thanks anyways!
I like orange with greys, idk why

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859818
There are much more cost efficient methods of heating you up.
Starting a fire and letting it rise a bit is one method.

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>>17859817
theres a nude variation of that pic somewhere
and im beyond pissed i never saved it

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>>17859837
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=39550290

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>Gathering of Lilims and, several high ranked monsters and humans at neutral castle.
>Selene is forced to "look presentable" by her mother and not wear her Armour, Instead she gets a dress.
>She hates her time at the party,
>Her sisters don't even care about her mansion and her progress in her realm.
>Eventually she just shouts "FUCK IT!" and rips the skirt of her dress to move freely
>"Can any of you people fight?" she shouts
>A human slowly raises his hand
>"are you married?" the man shakes his head.
>"Good! then lets see if you can entertain me!"
>Selene drags the man into the palace gardens while summoning her great sword.
>All while the DL is fuming about her daughters actions
>"Why cant she get a man the normal way?" she asks her husband.
>He just shrugs, given how he met his wife...

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>>17859817
i want to squish those squishy jellybean toes

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>>17859824
They grey does a better job than any other colour at bringing out the warm vibrancy of the orange, I'd speculate.
Think of the sun rising on a grey dawn, for instance. You have rays piercing the air like spears on kinda brisk mornings like that, and the sun never seems quite as warm and beatiful for the rest of the day, as it did when it broke over the horizon.

I think I'm gonna sleep now, but maybe I'll dream about lots of anubi with lots of different eye colours.

>>17859837
Wait, seriously? Damn, I had no idea. Now I'm going to have to scour Pixiv and boorus at some point in the future to try and find it.

>>17859842
You and I both. Anubis paws are the best. Would give massages and focus on the toes until the anubis was a blushing, mushy wreck.

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>>17859849
Damn right.

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>>17859827
You have to be careful doing that though. She might get a hot head.

[Anonymous No.]

Teacher in training

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>>17859867
The power of knowledge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859842
>>17859849
>>17859851
Paws are for gently rubbing and massaging.
https://pastebin.com/G1BdtR7q

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[Anonymous No.]

How is the writing/drawing/commissioning coming along anons?

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>>17859930
I've got two commissions that the artists will both hopefully be starting on sometime this week, plus some possible requests are also pending.

As fro writing, I have two ideas I want to write about which is two more than usual, but I haven't actually gotten the stroke of motivation to actually sit down and write either of them yet, so we'll see.

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>>17859930
Still poor.

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>>17859930
I had a few really good weeks of writing but now I'm not feeling the buzz anymore.
Accept my apology with this married shark.

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>>17859841
How did the demon lord get her husband?

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>>17859973
He was a hero who fought her, but fell in love with her instead of killing her.

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>>17859525
>>17859561
Is it this one? https://pastebin.com/HWKZvstt
If so, what?

[Anonymous No.]

anon hasn't met a holstaur yet
anon has yet to be breastfed by her
anon is getting desperate now
anon isn't going to stand for this anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Colored the ushi

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>>17860017
Such nice horns!

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>>17860017
Those ears look so fluffy, I want to touch them!

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question: how does one draw a shoggoth fused with another mg without it looking like a shog morphed into the shape of that mg.
Also give me your best shog fusion ideas I guess

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>>17860102
Having hair and fur that isn't slime might help? Distinct legs as well, even if they look like shog's, so they look less slime-like. Probably wearing clothes that aren't shog slime as well. Think that might be enough.
As for fusion ideas, what about a shog-werecat?

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Tell me about the Anubis Code, anon. Does it have something to do with paws, either the rubbing thereof or trampling?

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>>17860102
Draw a gooey but solidified girl with both girl's traits. Like shog womb hearts. And Kiki Wrist feathers. But faintly gooey

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>>17860178
I want to go with Nerdy Anubis on an expedition to recently uncovered Pharaoh Tombs!

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>>17860210
>"Well well well. A rebellious Anubis and an odd white skinned man? Come to pillage my tomb hm?"
>"N-no miss, we just came to research the tomb, we didn't know that there was a living Pharaoh in it!"
>"A likely story... You there! Human! {Take out your dick and fuck her face!}"
>"Wait, wh-MMMPH!"
>"Thaaat's it. Give your queen a show~ My she's taking it like a champion isn't she?"
Would you be able to handle being forced to rape Nerdy Anubis' mouth as a recently reawakened pervert of a Pharaoh looks on and masturbates?

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>>17859973
Maoyuu maoh yuusha with a bit more fighting and a fuckload more sex

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>>17859841
I'm suprised this meeting didn't turn into an orgy.

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>>17860017
Would play with her seal.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a name for a dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860274
Wendy snipes

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>>17860272
That's how you get a blushing panting Ushi-Oni begging you to let her take off her seal and wreck your pelvis while raping your mouth with her tongue.
The post sex cuddles would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860274
Bella Bloodfont

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>>17860274
Something incredibly contrived, formal, and long but her actual name is something really basic, like Jessica

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860285
The sex would be worth it already. If I had a ushi my pelvis wwould be made out of diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860274
Gaye Hornee

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>>17860274
>My name is Inez Montoya, you raped my father, prepare to die!
>Go to your room dear...
>SHUT UP MOM I HATE YOU!

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>>17860178
Never heard of an Anubis Code.
>>17860216
But I do know Pharaohs have seen Code Geass!

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>>17860178
I'll probably lose my life-membership if they found out I told you, but it's top-bottom-left-big toe-bottom-right-middle-middle-bottom-top-little-left-right-middle-swirl

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>>17860395
SLUTTY Anubis!
I want her Pharaoh to assign her to me as a sex servant!

[Anonymous No.]

How would you react to monstergirls showing up?
I mean wouldn't it be werd seeing they would have to enter the 3rd dimention to interact with you?

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>>17860398
>anubis
>slave
That's not how bossy wans work.

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>>17860419
>Implying DE wont just bullshit the world indo becoming 2D?
Besides with the way the world works monster girls would probably get the same level of acceptance as most weird shit like those eastern european car fuckers.

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>>17860426
The Pharaoh makes the rules! If she wants this slutty jackal to pleasure her guests, she'll have to do it! She'll even have to sub if I want to! I don't, I want her to trample me, but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860395
>Anubis in the Playboy Uniform
I want more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860433
What are you having for dinner tonight?

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>>17860442
Ah shit didnt meant to quote

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>>17860419
It depends how they act.
KC's canon of them jumping on the men they like straight away? I'm hiding.
Personal headcanon that they're just a lot more forward being the dominant gender where they're from and mostly begrudgingly accept a man saying "no"? I'd go about my life and wait for a nice Dark Mage or another monster I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860442
Yoghurt, basically.
I've had an impacted wisdom tooth extracted and can't bite down

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860442
I don't know if I'm going to eat, but I'd definitely prefer to have a sally over food.

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>>17860432
>>17860447
There is always london.

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>>17860419
I've seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Space Jam and Cool World. I am not bothered by this at all and neither should you.
>>17860442
Chicken, rice and curry. It's what I love best, really. Sadly I have no Sally to dare me to make it spicier.
Hoo boy.

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>>17860458
Monster girls running on space jam physics would just confuse the fuck out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860464
Flatland-style physics makes more sense.

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>>17860464
Such is the wonder of wonderland.

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>>17860456
London?

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>>17860483
He means Beast's Roulette.
A series set in a version of London where a mass monstergirl invasion seems to be happening and no one seems to care. The few who point this out in the stories are called paranoid and are treated like lunatics for it. I'm not sure if this is Beast setting up some kind of mind control plot or if it's him making fun of the anons who point out how complacent his setting is.

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>>17860493
>how complacent his setting is
Does anyone have a setting that would be ~ambitious~, or whatever the /tg/ buzzword is?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think young jinkos would pretend to be tabby werecats to avoid scaring off boys their age?
Do you think CC jinkos would take a loli potion and pretend to be a tabby werecat because they think they're cuter that way?

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>>17860571
I dunno, although I'd certainly enjoy pampering a loli 'werecat' with sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860571
Nah, maybe they would be too proud of their species for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860580
Well, that's guaranteed to make either of them happy.

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>>17860630
Yep.
All the sweets they can eat with ear scritches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860638
Then she accidentally chuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

Mods are asleep post BIG girls.
no kaijus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860657
That's double the cute!
As such, she's getting double the sweets and double the pampering!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860670
What if the girl has a big heart but a normal body?

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>>17860736
Do cats even like having their ears scratched? I know dogs do, but cats...

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>>17860742
In my experience they enjoy the cheeks far more.

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>>17860745
In my experience, they're schizophrenic about the belly. They roll on their back to get you to pet it, but if you touch it, they suddenly bite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860742
Mine don't mind it but the cheeks seems to be their preference

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860747
Yeah, that does seem to be a common quirk. Maybe we're just being too rough about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860670
There's better art of Jason-chan out there.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't break your promises to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860779
Why would i break them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860779
I'm going to break them just to make her yan out on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860792
>She rapes some sense into Anon
>It was his plan all along

That counts as a good end I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860426
You just have to flip the confusion switch, they would make obedient sex servants trying their best to follow orders if you're in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860799
the best end

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17860825
What a cute burning awoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860825
What's with the tiny dog? I ordered a jumbo.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Dragon.

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>>17860825
Acute

>>17860841
Big dogs and small dogs are great, any kind of big and even if the small is a loli, shortstack, or oppai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860858
Remider that married Dragons only show their MERE side to her husbando. She'd still retain all the haughtiness and pride in public.

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>>17860862
>a shortstack hellhound who gets embarrassed when you call her 'teacup'
>she gets so annoyed by your teasing that she attempts to rape you
>she cries when she can't figure out how to unfashion your belt with her paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860858
Best dragon.

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>>17860879
>dumb slut that would fuck anybody as long as he looks like you
>best
>good, even

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860873
>implying she'll bother undoing your belt
>implying she won't just tear your pants off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860868
I'd still tease the shit out of my dragon in public despite her not being full mere. It would be really fun, especially if she got revenge later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860912
>being so insecure you let someone cheat on you in your own fantasies
I just want a yan dragon without the mamono mana/mere bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860934
It's part of her canon numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860940
She hasn't cheated in canon though, unless you call moving on after someone who betrayed her died thousands of years ago as cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860873
Don't worry anon, pants are why they have husband safe hellfire.

Removes clothing and leaves the husbando safe and slightly warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860940
But anon.
You were the Anchin-sama all along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860918
>>17860944
Maybe she wanted to try a more traditional human method of seduction, to prove to herself that she could win you over without breaking you or roughing you up.[/spoilers]

She got so caught up in trying to impress you that the moment things got awkward she broke down from anxiety.

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>>17860952
Best you comfort her then.

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>>17860942
Not him, and I wouldn't. Frankly that it took her so long to move on despite being betrayed is a testament to how invested she can be in a single relationship.

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>>17860951
But everyone forgets about what happens during a Singularity after you resolve it baka.
Otherwise Nero would be remembered as the Emperor who defeated the Julius Caesar and Romulus.
F/GO is cuckshit, accept it and move on.

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>>17860942
She only likes you because you look like that guy and even calls you by that guy's name. It's not something I would call moving on
Also in one of the interludes it's said you are not even in the first dozen of guys who she claims to love and then kills

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>>17860978
And? If I'm similar enough to another guy to be able to fuck a cute dragon, live a couple of happy years with her and get killed for it that's better than never having a cute yan dragon in the first place.
Not that it would happen since (you) are the protagonist and obviously won't die.

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>>17860971
The lore's been changed as of Shimosa.
She met and fell in love with you, then you fucked off back to Chaldea and she ran into Anchin, who resembled you strongly enough that she decided the two of you were the same person. She approached him, he rejected her, she killed him and now she believes that you've been reborn after realizing the error of your ways.

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>>17860988
I like your attitude, you've got to risk it for cuddly dragon biscuit.
Just don't go around thinking you're invincible. (You) died in the CCC event and you'll die if you mess around with Kiyo.

>>17861005
Like I said, that's not canon. Sure in lore (You) look exactly like Anchin, but she feel in love with Anchin first. The actual Kiyohime in Shimosa forgets everything the second you resolve the singularity and head back to Chaldea, otherwise history wouldn't be properly resolved.

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>>17860493
It was him making fun of it.
If I remember about it the main guy from that story still wants to understand the wizards game and if theres shit going down.
It's just he now has some chill in the form of turtle pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861021
>Like I said, that's not canon.
Type Moon says it is, so your headcanon is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861021
Look man all I want to do is marry a yan dragon is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what happens to people who get addicted to mamono mana? It's like playing a game in super easy mode, becoming used to it and trying to play it again in normal later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861005
See, she'd fuck anyone as long as he resembles you enough. Kiyohime is a thot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861028
I still don't get how people are okay withe the ending of the hellhound roulette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861030
>canon that's been an established part of the setting since Fuyuki is "headcanon"
Is it that hard to understand you're just Anchin to her? That scene was just fanservice, you weren't her first love.

>>17861035
Then make up your own qt yan dragon instead of projecting onto Kiyohime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861035
I don't think Anon2's issue is with the yan dragon part, it's with the awful nasuverse writing part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861021
>Just don't go around thinking you're invincible. (You) died in the CCC event and you'll die if you mess around with Kiyo.
Wouldn't dream of toying with her heart. Treating a yandere with care is part of the fun of being with one after all.
>>17861042
Sometimes a man just wants a more monstrous girl, personality wise at least.

Capcha: Paladin Sale, I think it's trying to tell me something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861052
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

You reap what you sow!

[Anonymous No.]

I keep doing story outlines, and never writing. Help me decide on something to finish, Anons!

>tanuki
>apophis
>hellhound
>arachne
>anonkun update

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861080
Arachne, we dont get many of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861054
Lore changes and things get retconned all the time. This was one of those times.
Purityfags run shit in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861045
At least tomato cat is pure and loves (you). Too bad she is a literal retard
Normal tomato friendzones you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861075
I don't like piggus very much.

[Anonymous No.]

You're all plebes, we all know who the best F/GO girl is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861126
Delet

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>>17861074
The hellhounds mentally broke a woman on live TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861102
Except it really wasn't and none of the facts about Ray Shifts were retconned in Shimosa. Purityfags haven't been winning in a long time, more than half the new TM characters are cuckbait.
Thank goodness there's one cosplay tier girl that's actually for (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861131
What's the matter, can't handle a real woman like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861126
>>17861146
Shuten is for Kintoki, you're just a hanger on in their relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861137
I'd hit it, but only if she wears the sheet.

[Anonymous No.]

Beetles are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861153
Don't spank the Nitocris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861155
Be sure to gift the bug, but only with fruit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861157
I'd spank Scheherazade. She's drawn by namaniku so she automatically has a fantastic booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861126
>>17861146
Cease this.
>>17861137
/vg/ please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861137
How does an anubis get hair that they wear like a cape? How much effort had to have been put into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861136
That’s pretty fucked up man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861137
She's no less MG than an MGE pharaoh. Arguably more so since she definitely hasn't been feminised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861167
Please don't spank a girl who can tell such cool stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861146
I need my waifu for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861170
/c/ stop looking at anime girls instead of actually reading the mats. She's in love with another man, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861183
How else will I repay her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861136
Who cares if it was a human woman?
If nothing happened to the hellhounds themselves, then there is nothing to be angry about.
I thought you were going to tell me that Beast went grigori on them due to his dislike of femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861189
Leave her alive.
Spoil her.
Have consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861198
No, I'll be violently pounding her anus while slapping her juicy butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861185
>caring if a character has a love interest in universe
Shit, I guess everyone who ever liked any anime girl is a cuck because they're all in love with someone who isn't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861167
>>17861203
You have shit taste and you should feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861203
Don't break her ass, it's sensitive. No spanking, no anal, no slapping your groin against her painful, sore, red butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861171
You have to have something to preoccupy yourself with while you're waiting to get your revenge. Nito would be a good MGE Anubis if she had a little more self-confidence. I liked her better when she was bossy.

>>17861189
By letting her stay in your nice, safe room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861159
Watch out! She'll spook herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861214
Please use her full name. Nito is a grave lord, Nitocris is a sexy, shy woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861207
>I guess everyone who ever liked any anime girl is a cuck because they're all in love with someone who isn't you
Nope, but you're a lot closer to being cucked when they choose another character over your blank self-insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861227
Except I'm not because they're not real and imagination is a thing. Blank self inserts are shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861227
>they choose another character over your blank self-insert.
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861136
>>17861176
>>17861191
It's less that she was broken and more that there is little to no reaction from the crowd when it happens. We don't get to know what happened to her other than her people got arrested and her dad is also in deep shit.

The actual quote:

>“Believe me when I say I would not kill you even if we were alone, hell is already a annoying place without you to occupy it. We, the Cerberus sisters shall show hell, we'll make you feel hell, we'll even make you taste it... and as for me being considered a monster...” Cerrine got close to Julie and whispered in her ear, but we still heard it due to Julie's microphone.

>“I already am one.”

>A giant fire pillar engulfed the 3 hell-hounds and Julie, the difference was that this fire was black and red, all we could hear was the crackle of the fire and Julies screams. After about a minuet it all stopped to show Julie and the other's again, only now Julie was a stuttering mess rocking back and forth in the fetal position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861219
I'll protect her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860952
Gonna hug the teacup hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861254
Do beetles eat things other than apples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861254
[urge to protect rising]

[Anonymous No.]

Mono-eye Kingdom, neutral like Sweden but with less cuckolding.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861264
I hear they like strawberries.

>>17861267
It's funny, since I imagine soldier beetles are the protective sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861251
You are forgetting to mention that Julie was anything but innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861281
I want to adopt a beetle daughteru and raise her with my Ushi waifu. You can be sure she'll be a nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861264
Give them something like a melon or coconut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861284
Good idea! Then your adopteru can learn ambush tactics from her sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861251
Question is what could she see that was so traumatic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861292
So damn cute. I like that :3 expression with these cat eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861287
Wurm wondering why a rock she was looking at kept getting bigger
Then it hit her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861254
Soldier beetles are high tier anon, one of my favorites. One of my favorite fantasies is getting stalked by a handful of Loli beetles after helping them get home after getting after getting lost in the city, accidentally wooing them in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861329
>after getting after getting
Every day I embarrass myself and bring shame to my family

[Anonymous No.]

>>17852131
>>17852133
Gregori is not an edgelord anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861270
Gazer has so many negative points, but at least this one looks kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to betray my yandere waifu by dying of an illness, only to have her become a Lich to rescue me from the underworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861329
>>17861336
Stop putting yourself down, your wife is getting upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861359
>Awsering a two day old post
Why tho?

>Gregori is not an edgelord anymore
I believe that when I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861080
update on anonkun, nothing is fucking live

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861359
>answering a days old post to defend him
I wonder who's behind this post.

He's still an edgelord though, the setting he runs with now is in the future of his old one, meaning all the edge is still canon for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861283
What did she do that put her on a hellhounds shitlist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861400
Blackmailed the MC in a covulted plan for fame. The actual "breaking" came when she was busted and she tried to strangle him to death.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to surf the sands with a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861297
She saw bad erp sessions on f-list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861251
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861312
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861436
[angry sandworm noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861436
Would plow my dragonator in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861436
>still salty about MVCI

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861459

>Mohran MG and a Sandworm fighting over you

It would be one hell of a fight and quite a spectacle from someone on the sidelines. I wonder who would win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861080
Please, do fucking anything involving an Apophis. I actually think we don’t have a single story about one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861471
Are you new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861443
That would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859930
Waiting for Maritan to open up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861470
Mohran for sure, unless it was the strongest sandworm the world has seen. Then it comes down to who's more determined.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got the link to this hellhound story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861471
There's a few of varying quality, ranging from a wonderful apophis boss to one that's best not talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861389
>>17861377
So what there a time limit now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861623
If you don't understand why, you are probably autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861374
If the portals opened and I got beetle'd, I could definitively live with that. I'd prefer mice or devilbugs, but soldier beetles are also quite charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860918
>>17860958
>You will never comfort your hellhound childhood friend during a thunder storm
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861649
>definitely
Thanks autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861628
Not an answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861653
So
Does she count as black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861693
Sure, she's cutie charcoal color.

Also, if a dragon has black scales and is white is she a white black dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861714
She is a top tier waifu. Even if she was power creeped.

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/06Kvk4b.png
Wight sketch from the drawthread on /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861725
Oh hey, thanks anon. My waifu is pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monstergirl and human martial arts tournaments have weight classes? Seems a bit unfair to put anon and his Kakuen waifu versus a anon and a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861805
They have all out tournaments and rank classes. It would be unfair to put anon and his amazon waifu against anon and his bapho imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861774
Neat. Shame they didn't continue working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861842
It's a shame but it comes with the nature of requests and I'm grateful for what the artist did.
Plus it's motivation to get something similar in full colour from a commission in future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861859
Yeah, when it comes to draw threads if you get anything, you should be grateful.

>Plus it's motivation to get something similar in full colour from a commission in future.
I wouldn't mind seeing that in full color. Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

You think in order controlled lands they have derogatory slurs for guys into monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861915
She-beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861928
Guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861915
Beast fuckers
Monster lovers
Steves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861915
>Order controlled

Noose-bait.

What, do you think they're going to let them live? They're reasoning would be that they are literally denying the enemy potential future combatants, a legitimate strategy. Basically a treasonous act.

Order folk outside of Order controlled land where they aren't allowed to MURDER DEATH KILL anyone they please would probably have the slurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861993
Ah, my bad.
Would there be a variation of jungle fever called "mana fever"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861915

One who consorts with beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862092
That sounds like a name for a metal band

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861915
Monster Worrier.
Goat (or cat, or dog) Fucker.
Golfer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862055
>Noose-bait.
I want to be erotically asphyxiated by a sadistic Paladin-chan who hangs me low enough that I can only breathe on my tiptoes and then gives me a slow, teasing handjob while glaring at me angrily and smirking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862132
Jesus fuck you guys make fetishes out of anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862151
I love anything. I want to take anything to watch a movie and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862055
>What, do you think they're going to let them live
More along the lines of them descring people in other lands

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861774
Reminds me of a certain chat I had with an anon about lewding a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862151

Well yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862027
Fucking hate steve

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862151
You know how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862162
Funny you should say that, it was a conversation I had that inspired the request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17861915
Tail-lickers
Devilsmen
Heretics
Demizoophiles
Corruptee

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862222
>Tail-lickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17851816
>Exotic appeal
>The appeal of being in a relationship with a being that is overwhelmingly superior to you, yet she is head over heels for you
>They never reject you unless they are married, even if there is nothing appealing in your appearance and/or personality
>They never cheat on you, it is flatout impossible
>She is not only your lover, she is also your best friend
>The relationship never gets cold
>All heated fights end up in sex rather than hurt feelings
>She loves you more than anything in the world
>She gets sexier and sexier according to what you consider sexy as far as her race allows it
>Free of STDs, she even heals STDs
>Can fuck her without condom as long as you want with relatively no danger of getting her pregnant
>She can never fall out of love with you
>She things you are the hottest guy in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862151
you are like a baby
watch this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862237
Do you like putting tails in your mouth, mate?

[Anonymous No.]

So can mindflayers bend anons preception of reality? Like when he is a squid she creates a place for his consciousness to roam around while his body is coiled around her? Wendigos can do it with their coats and they are chaos girls right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862253
Seems like a thing even a Monster girl would be worded out by .

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862249
>>She is not only your lover, she is also your best friend
This is literally the most important part about my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862251
Somewhere a golem covered in tile patterns dreams of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862249
>She thinkgs* you are the hottest guy in the world
Fucking typos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862256
>Wendigos can do it with their coats
More or less threadcanon, but it’s a “why not” sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862271
>Thinks*
Fuck, I hate typos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862267
What race is your wife anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862256
This is actually the only thing I'm concerned about with Chaos girls. Then again, why worry; the perception of reality she gives certainly can't be any worse than what reality is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862256
Come to Wonderland, try the tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862289
She's kind of plain apart from the huge tiddies, but I can just go out and do whatever I want with her and it's suddenly a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860571
>Do you think CC jinkos would take a loli potion and pretend to be a tabby werecat because they think they're cuter that way?
Depend on how pervasive at propaganda is, and if there's any counter propaganda out there.

And even then that's assuming MGs work the way humans do. They may just give completely no fucks about external influences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862277
Im just trying to imagine how boring it must be for the husband to just kinda hang there. Wendigo husbands get to be chaos beasts and chill in a coat realm. I want to write a flayer story but i want to make sure it sticks to some sort of canon.
>anon slowly realizing he isnt in his original reality as a flayer struggles to keep up the illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862314
>at propaganda
Sabbat*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862253
its hard to resist spade tails.
they are too cute, especially if you put ribbon on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862249
>>They never cheat on you, it is flatout impossible
What kind of fag can't stop a woman from cheating?

[Anonymous No.]

How picky are Vampires when they choose their first bloodbag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862337
Pretty much not at all, but they don’t really give a shit about you until you incubize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862337
I want to accidentally wander into a vampires manor during a storm and unknowingly become her first taste of human blood. I hope she goes crazy from temptation and sinks her teeth in while she tries to talk me into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862328
Not that anon, but the partner isn't the only factor that can lead a woman to cheat. Even if it was, it'd beg the question as to why cheat instead of first dumping the guy first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862337
There's the bloodbags they assault randomly, the butler bloodbags and the husband bloodbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862361
Because free shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862337
Start shooting arrows into the air randomly till it hits someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862337
I imagine it's a bit like a human picking their first bottle of wine. You have a look at the options and you're not sure what to get, so you just grab the one that looks the nicest while not being too hard to get hold of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862361
>why cheat instead of first dumping the guy first.
Because then you can't spend all of his money

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862370
>He went in blind instead of asking family or friends for recommendations and signs to look for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862328
Unless you can constantly appease hypergamy, no one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862366
>>17862372
It was more of a rhetorical question

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862377
what if you eat garlic bread before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862384
>Garlic bread
>Anywhere near a vampire
Some anon must've done the equivalent of spiking her drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862328
The same kind of faggot who believes that girls live to fuck as many dudes as possible and think that mamano mana is the only way to ever get a loyal female. See also: EMG haters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862377
A real man learns from experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862392
Tryhard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862401
Nothing tryhard about winging it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862389
Undead kingdoms have a bit of a black market in garlic.
They get snuck in on the werewolf caravans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862409
>He's the type of guy that skips the tutorial of a genre he never played

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862384
You get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862384
One of the best ways of becoming her property. Her pride and inhibitions go out the window and long and hard bites are not uncommon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862419
Cheshire-senpai is a bad influence. She's already smugging up holstaur-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862431
>long and hard bites
...On the dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862300
An excellent idea anon! My wife makes a special brew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862419
I bet they were successful in hiding Anon's uniform after PE is over. He's gonna do some favors for them to get it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862440
Why bother? He can always just get another pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862437
Are hatters better with big butts or big boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859988
Neato, missed you.
Anyway, a long while back I think you mentioned you played FFXIV. Are you also the bro I was talking to in the /vg/ thread about making an anubis-looking character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862454
They requite both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862454
Excellent question anon, as there are many kinds of hatters.
However, if she wants to maximize her ability to have a loving relationship with her husband and spread her spores most effectively all over him in love, she needs both a lot of junk in the trunk and a chest thats the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862391
What is EMG? Everyda Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862502
Electromyography. You use medical measuring devices to record the output of electrical signals from muscles around the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862494
This is the breast Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862513
She's In My Style!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862268
i bet they're really complex tiles too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862420
>>17862431
lets make it further
I make a necklace out of garlic, then yell in front of their manshion that "I'm invincible, you can't do anything to me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857375
>tfw xeno trash has been up for a day now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862391
It is objectively true girls pretty much can fuck as many dudes as they want and have it way, way, waaaaay easiers than dudes to fuck, that is not debatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862391
Ever heard of hypergamy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862539
>being this mad
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862539
I'm glad I'm not the sort of person who can sustain a level of butthurt as petty as yours for over 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17860755
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862548
>>17862551
You guys can't even handle getting called out on it? Anyways, I don't understand why you automatically expect good reception for posting xenos and anthros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862541
>>17862545
Incels detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862564
What the fuck is incel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862563
Did you report and hide the post? Now it’s time to ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862564
And they are completely correct. It simply is not up to debate, if it is, then I challenge you to prove it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862557
Don't fuck a murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862564
Welcome to /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862566
Dude who can't get laid by 3d's

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862566
Google it

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we still talking about this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862564
No shit sherlock

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862579
Interesting. Is there a voluntary version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862582
Just one sad little individual who can't stand people posting what he hates.
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862571
I'd like to think we're at least a little better than them. They reek of the kind of people who'd whine about how hard it is to actually impress a high grade monstergirl like a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862585
Yeah, a celibate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862585
Anon, that's called Celibacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>so many unvirgin around
Urgh. Once I become a wizard, I'll smithe you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862588
>You are now remembering the shitshows over hellhounds, salamanders, and hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862574
>>17862579
I Googled it and the results included a subreddit complaining about misogyny and a Salon article.
So I guess it's roastie speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862587
Do you even understand what kind a slippery it'd be if the anthro stuff you post was given a slap on the wrist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862588
Its actually not hard to marry a high grade monstegirl like a Dragon. That's a myth, you just need to confess to them and compliment them. In fact oddly enough, it is way harder to marry a Salamander-Lizardman than a Dragon. I don't know why Dragons have this bad reputation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862582
Because some people don't realise where they are.
On vocal standards, most guys here want a woman taller than them to force them into sex and then treat them with magicly hardwired affection, said magic stopping them from doing "3dpd" things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862596
Shut up and go fuck a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862221
I should try requesting some art sometimes, maybe get a commission or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862600
I got an urban dictionary result. Maybe you should stop going to Reddit and Salon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862588
I don't really see much difference between incels and the people who moan about 3DPD here.
Maybe it's just a matter of perspective, but sometimes people act in certain ways and fulfil certain stereotypes without even realising they're doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862605
I'm talking about the people who want to roll over and be pitied enough for a monstergirl to fuck them. Not even willing to properly woo a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17859800
I'd almost read Laska and Me if Bob cut out the literal monsterboy faggotry and just had Anon Dad be Jeff Goldblum. Even going so far as to emulate his rambling, pedantic speech patterns in text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862606
How about you speak for yourself, and ONLY for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are a bunch of fucking retards, let's just talk about cute monstergirls instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862606
It does get annoying when "basic stardards" are now a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862619
incel is a reddit term, dont go using their marxist nuspeak, you're only going to fag enable idiots who think they are in good company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862602
>everyone I don't like is the same guy
Do you even realize how retarded you sound? Not even mentioning the whole wish fulfillement.

>>17862626
NO! You must only talk about what one guy like, or he'll shit up the tread! How dare you think that a monstergirl thread is actually about monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862626
Yeah, my waifu is more l than cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862610
You should, it's fun.
Seeing the Wight scene in my mind come to life was exciting even though it's in sketch form and it's motivated me to get other fantasies given some kind of form. Not the first time I've had a request filled but it's the first time getting free monster girl porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862606
I see no problem with this either. It's not like I'm expecting anyone in the real world to suddenly behave like this for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862626
Yandere Yuki-Onnas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862635
More cool*

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey lets talk about how actually decent real women are, and if you disagree you're just a filthy virgin
Firstly this is a MG thread. Secondly I've never seen an article about a happy couple who aren't degenerates in some way, and believe me in today's day and age that's newsworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862620
But the thing is..... you don't have to woo them. You only have to confess to them. You also don't have to be pitied by them. Its a very straightforward route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862626
I still want my retrowave automaton waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862626
What kind of modern clothes would kakuens wear?

[Anonymous No.]

One thing I don’t understand. Since women are so undesirable, why would you want to break your celibacy? Take the high road and enjoy living a better life without them. If you were prevented from eating shit all your life, you wouldn’t be upset that you couldn’t, you’d be happy you’re missing out on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the autistic rage about danbooru links gone now, or is it still unsafe to post them?

>>17862642
cooler*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862646
Anon, there are people who don't even want to put the effort in to confess. This is what I'm trying to tell you. Some people are that pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862651
I post them too and haven't got flak from it.

t. too lazy to rename pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862649
Jean shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862651
It's always more fun to be cheeky with the names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862651
It's always been safe, especially when it's a cute Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862628
Kc has pretty much been pushed to making a lot of stupid shit possible with little to no effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862651
No, she might pretend to be a cold blooded lizard, but I'll have you know she's pretty hot and so is her fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862663
I can dig it, what about the top?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862651
Why was that a thing anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862649
Form fitting ones like yoga pants and sports bras

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862667
>With little to no effort
I don't recall him ever touching on the 'effort' part of things, just that they can happen to you if you really wanted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862649
Nice summer dresses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862653
In many cases they don't even have to confess either, just walk by a monster girl, the MG lust activates and the MG assaults them. That actually is correct and according to the MGE canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862636
Yeah, I should have more chats about those things again and go ahead request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862671
yeah its just a bunch of sensitive users from other 4chan boards trying to shitest shitlord threads like this one because they're curious as to why people fap to 2d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862674
T-shirt with some kind of lewd slogan on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862651
I actually like the names. It means my machine sorts them automatically making for easier browsing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862674
Short tank tops. Sometimes so short the underboob is showing.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Yeti react if you bought her a water bottle / thermos from a certain company well known company that she may recognize?

[Anonymous No.]

Need automatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862639
Sometimes the original lore says they freeze men they like to keep them young forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862692
Whoops

[Anonymous No.]

Harpy girls are the cutest!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862675
Because of a zero effort imagedumper shitposting the thread with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862703
I'd rub a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862684
>>17862689
Both sound lovely, perfect for a lewd monkey.
>>17862681
Sounds like a good idea, I know conversations get my imagination going a lot better than if I tried thinking about things alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862693
Ronin needs to chill

[Anonymous No.]

You bettah run Charles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862628
People don't like to get rejected, news at 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862708
They're the kind of girls that just show up at parties to have a wild time. Or your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862712
Can i get a link please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862713
True but its jarring as fuck when people act as scummy fucks and then think its others that have the problem

Not saying people here are that but some people need to fix the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862684
You're on the MGC rail, heading home after a long day at work.
>Suddenly a Kakuen barges into the cabin you're in and sits down next to you.
>She's wearing daisy dukes and a T-shirt with the sleeves ripped off that has the phrase "I'll make you a screamer" on it.
>Her ass is big enough that even though she's just sitting next to you, it's pressing against your thigh.
>Her shirt is clearly a size too small since her midriff is showing and her almost Holstaur tier tits are stretching the fabric.
>You barely register her reaching over to the door until you hear a "click" and see her turning towards you with a lewd grin on her face and her hand releasing the cord for the cabin's window screen.
>Needless to say you missed your stop and had to wait for the train to loop back around. But you got a Kakuen crashing at your place now and she fucks like a Wererabbit in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17857935
Do we even have actually skilled writefags anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862729
My Shog maid is gonna be pissed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862714
Always remember if living in a neighborhood with a high Kakuen population to splurge on Full Moon security for your house.
Otherwise you might end up drowning in fat monkey ass as they gangrape you until you knock them all up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862657
Posted them because then I don't have to download them, some guy went ballistic.

>>17862675
Autism.

>>17862685
Yeah. Plus it makes it easier to find the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862730
Losenis and peter are still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862730
Delerium is pretty good, he posted a single huge story last month but it was really, really good.
Penywise is less active but he's still here
Lanternon is active too.
Of course we do. Just not as many as we used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862731
You could just start a harem. It might be cute to see the Shog molding her body to try and one up the Kakuen.
It could also be fun to roleplay a "slasher" scenario where you mold the house to your will so they and any girls you add can't escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862706

Rub a dub dub!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862743
I dont think i can call any of the active writers shit apart from shiggy diggy. But that is a given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862721
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862748
Now you made me eat out a harpy. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862704
He never stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862771
Could you repeat the question? I got distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862729
Seems like a lovely lady.
>>17862734
[kikikikikikiki-ing intesifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862703
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862762

Just doing my job

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862778
What is hard in the morning, limp at midday, and erect in the evening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862784
A clay sculpture. In the morning, the clay is cold and hard. As the worker molds the clay during the day, it becomes limp and soft. In the evening, after it has been fired, the clay stands erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862792
Wroooong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862793
Ehhhhh?
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862793
Clay is a far better answer than dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862799
>being this wrong
A single rape won't be enough, it's time for a double rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862803

You would have given him a double rape anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! The yandere harpy is now after you! What do you do to escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862803
Dick is a lame and predictable answer, dumb riddle cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862784
>Clearly not my dick because I'm hard 24/7
Howtoattractmonstergilrs101

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862811

throw an assortment of rocks at her general location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862740
>Losenis
If I wasn't caught up storyboarding for a competition I'd probably have finished a story by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862811
Cosplay as a scarecrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862570
>moralfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862832
There is nothing wrong with being a moral fag when it comes to psychopathic murderers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862825
>Last two full prose stories as it were got published in 11/15 and 2/17
>It's been nine months since an actual story without shit post greentexts
At least you can still write, I suppose. I'd do it in prose but as far as I know nobody wants to read my stories anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862811
She's cute, but I don't know If l'd wanna settle with a harpy. Would she be a good mom? Or is she one of those yans who can't stand other women being present in our lives period?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862842

She'll be the best mom she can be! She loves you and her chicks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862846
I think I could get used to her love. Would she be willing to cosplay as a jubjub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862781
Little did you know that I'm addicted yo harpies now. What have you done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17862761
>that art style
He's doing manga now?

[Anonymous No.]

Are snow harpies a thing? Big feathery girls flying around helping travelers. What about snow Titania?

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>>17862860
That image is old. He draws fanart for mobage's now.

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>>17862861
Nah, snow titanias don't exist. The biggest ice fairy you're getting is an ice queen.

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>>17862859
They're just the best!!

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>>17862861
Roc Harpies.

Giant buff fluff birbs who want to dominate you via snu-snu.

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>>17862861

Snow harpies of all types!!

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>>17862871
So does that mean she secretly wants to be treated like a spoiled big sister?
>>17862881
>>17862883
Oh man, I cant stand the cold but id go camping in hopes of meeting a nice birb.

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>>17862872
Oh man, this one is actually really good and so is >>17862883 I was just joking but I might want to do something nasty with those harpies.

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>>17862883
How does she get that jacket on, let alone those torn jeans.

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>>17862901

I help her with it!

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>>17862901
Those jeans weren't torn before she put them on.

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Thick
Harpy
Thighs

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>>17862883
She's too good, how can a girl be this great?

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>>17862926
Especially good with Thanksgiving coming up.

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>>17862864
Oh

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>>17862814
Then why didn’t you get the riddle right?

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>>17862811
Bitdshot

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>>17862939
Yep.
Be sure to prepare your harpy,ghandarva, jubjub, and thunderbird....

Maybe griffon if you feel they're more bird than lion.

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>>17862951
Because it would have been too easy and I'd have expected her to pick something that required a bit of thought.

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>>17862927

She's beautiful and yet has a mature, stern look on her face. Possibly in her mid 20's

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>>17862959
Just as planned. Overthinking is the downfall of the riddle answerer.

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I feel life with a Hellhound wife would be very fun and exciting.

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>>17862961
Mature girls are amazing. I love girls from 16 to up, but 20-25 is probably the best.

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>>17862927
She's basically Soma from AoS/DoS as a harpy.

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>>17862969
Monster girls ruin everything fun, especially those damn Sphinxes.

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>>17862926
>survivalist anon out innawoods during the rough winter months.
>has been tasked with scouting out the routes for travelers to take to avoid wild animals.
>unfortunately anon got attacked by a bear and had to lose some supplies to escape or lose his life.
>trying to start a fire but he cant get one going, only has some crackers to eat.
>knows he has to use "that" or else hes going to die out here.
>pulls a small flare gun out of his coat pocket and shoots it into the sky.
>within moments he is swarmed by cold weather rescue harpies trying to feed him, wrap him in a blacket and deciding who gets to carry him home.

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>>17862987

Rescue harpies are so precious.

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>>17862972
She'd probably take you with her when she goes to do hellhound things. Taking walks through planes of reality that'll unmake lesser beings, hunting down escaped souls from Hell, running jobs for high-tier demons, that sort of thing.

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>>17862972
In more ways than one, they're unpredictable and don't obey men easily.

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>>17862883
How does she put the hoodie

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>>17862996
Hell likely doesn't exist in MGE and if it does, it is a femdom rape hole and would be guarded by single MGs wanting to husbando the souls, so it would have no use for a married Hellhound, unless she hunts them down just to troll or for her single friends in hell.

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>>17863002
When you're that fashionable, you don't need to listen to logic or physics.

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>>17862982
I think that's just the thread's general lack of creativity when it comes to anything to do with monstergirls.

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>>17862839
She's less psycopathic and more undead vengeful spirit

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>>17862816
Ouch

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>>17863006
Then it's a good thing I didn't ask for MGE's permission or opinion to talk about fun hellhound ideas.

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>>17862999
I like to imagine a scenario where the husband has had a long and hard day, hes tired and he comes home to her usual advances. Well since he keeps denying her shes gets more and more pushy until he snaps at her and tell her to "heel" or something along those lines. She then realizes she on her back on the floor showing off her belly to her husband, she gets embarrassed and confused and decides to rape him to reassure herself she doesn't take order.

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>>17862852
DELET

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>>17863017
She's a murderer, that's the most important part.

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>>17862811
Why are her tail feathers that nice design but her wing feathers are just plain? Also no matter how fast I run she can just fly, I accept my fate.

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>>17863002
It's got stripper buttons on the sleeves

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>>17863021
>hellhound ideas
>fun
Actually, if you had asked permission, you could have saved your breath.

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>>17863030
Yet people are fine literal dogs from hell.

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>>17863011
Maybe I've been here too long but I agree, many of the rare greentexts we get these days also read like the work of an underage wiki escapee.

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>>17863019
Such is the life of an incubus.

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We got some good butthurt in here today. Wonder why.

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>>17863053
Hellhounds are just doing their job.

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Remember to report all domestic violence!

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>>17859672
F.O.E.

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>>17863049
Oh, sorry. It was insensitive of me to bring attention to you condition. I just didn't realise you had a terminal case of shit taste.

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>>17863058
Dumb newfags with bad taste, that's why.

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>>17860779
Holy shit source please Anon

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>>17863068
Look for it yourself you lazy fuck.

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>>17863063
Me suplexing my waifu and her blowing me away with her wings is not violence, please do not call the cops.