Can we have a depressed/suicidal toho thread?

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Anonymous Sun Oct 15 15:18:24 2017 No.17768211 [DELETED]

Can we have a depressed/suicidal toho thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 15:26:13 2017 No.17768259 File: 183 KB, 728x1000, 1501224538143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How depressed/suicidal are we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 15:30:08 2017 No.17768287 >>17768211 the point is to add "charactername wants do die" to a random art?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 16:25:10 2017 No.17768459 >>17768287 that's actually a doujin cover. made by the mangaka of shoujo shuumatsu ryokou

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 17:10:29 2017 No.17768611 [DELETED]

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Why must life be so miserable?
Is there anything else to it?
Surely, after all of this misery, of this suffering, sorrow, anger, emptiness, sin, vice and violence; surely, I beg, there must be something else?
Something good?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 17:29:54 2017 No.17768657 >>17768611 Gensokyo, and you will be eaten.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 20:33:55 2017 No.17769347 >>17768211 I want a new Rolling Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 21:16:46 2017 No.17769501 Just read the doujin. I enjoyed it.

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 21:35:16 2017 No.17769569

I'm convinced our minds aren't made for immortality. It would be only natural to eventually just want to die out of boredom.

Our mental strength its not just our intelligence, but our ability to recognize patterns. The more we expose ourselves to a certain stimulus, the better we deal with it.

We get used to everything, even to our misery.
Enui is fucking real niggas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 21:37:43 2017 No.17769576 File: 29 KB, 400x476, 49520008_p13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17768611 Life is miserable because you haven't looked hard enough to enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 21:56:47 2017 No.17769645 >>17769347 I still use a Rolling Girls mousepad. I believe...

Anonymous Sun Oct 15 23:01:42 2017 No.17769818 [DELETED]

>>17769576
>you haven't looked hard enough to enjoy it
What enjoyment or happiness if you can literally do nothing, because that is ALL you can do, no matter how much knowledge you have.
And when you can do something, it is already too late and you have nothing left to aim for as every opportunity is shot and already decaying right before you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 23:04:08 2017 No.17769822 >>17769576 Nah. Doesn't work.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 23:22:43 2017 No.17769887 /jp/ I don't even know what I would do without you. If you ever for a second think that no one loves you-- please remember that I did, if only in your final moments.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 23:27:46 2017 No.17769909 File: 252 KB, 599x1243, 03a4bf8f5c8ec622b5dbe75190cccee2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She can't even die

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:20:42 2017 No.17770060 File: 19 KB, 319x289, 1488438259195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17769887 You say that, but you and I both know we wouldn't stand sharing the same room for more than 10 continuous minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:29:14 2017 No.17770075 >>17769576 Kanade is so cool...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:30:56 2017 No.17770078 >>17770060 i would defend my fellow jp to the death!! a mere 10 minute conversation would be trivial and slightly awkard but rewarding at worst and a gateway to a friendship that would last forever at best

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:36:33 2017 No.17770091 >>17770078 I agree. A life of awkwardness has made me resilient against it. And the easiest cure against it is always beer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:37:54 2017 No.17770095 File: 39 KB, 500x293, 1508128674687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17770078 >>17770091 No I dont think you realize how ugly some people can be....

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:41:28 2017 No.17770104 >>17770095 But no /jp/sie can be THIS malformed and ugly!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:42:25 2017 No.17770106 >>17770095 that physical ugliness is nothing compared to the real ugliness of men and women I see every day. jps have the potential to be lifelong friends if we just gave love a chance >>17770091 my cure is vodka!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:43:51 2017 No.17770110 >>17770060 We could rise above the 10 minute mark with a little bit of this, and some positive attitude, >>17770091 >>17770106

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:56:29 2017 No.17770133

>>17770110
I've never felt more at ease with a social group than /jp/. my humor and my wit are undeniably influenced by the boys here. I wish they could hold themselves in a little higher esteem because some of you are the gems of this m00t forsaken 2017 hellhole. if I could drink with a /jp/sie and hang out with him I think we could be alright. It wouldn't be so bad
>>17769569
This is a thought that cannot be disproven (yet if ever) and will continue to haunt and torture me and my soul but I will carry on

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:11:41 2017 No.17770164 [DELETED]

>>17769569
>>17770133
A cage is still a cage, even if it is guided. Even if we could create our own a material paradise, /jp/sies all, we would still grow bored of a lack of conflict. I think this is why, speaking for the Toho fans on /jp/, Gensokyo is so important for us. It represents a sort of transcendent, ultimate, nigh unreachable high-standard, tailored to our desires, attained and maintaned through endless conflict and adventure, at least as presented through the games. A sort of Vahalla but with cute girls-- never to become that cage, but forever ideal, even if we are apart from it by its fictitiousness. I think this is perhaps why the "brb gensokyo :_: meme strikes so many cords-- Gensokyo has become in the mind of the /jp/sy an ultimate marriage of perfection, eternity, and strife as it exists within that perfection and eternity. That one might privilege it as a place of transcendence after the "brb", fills me we hope that we have created something more than base escapism here.
If our veins are the roads to freedom, I hope they flow to the Hakurei shrine-- that we might never be lost to each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:19:30 2017 No.17770184 File: 234 KB, 700x524, __kochiya_sanae_touhou_drawn_by_masamune_rock__e08185bedbd1abec782428b4e70ac6df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17770133 I think everyone here deserves to think a little better of themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:37:08 2017 No.17770215 Two potato Flans on a Kettenkrad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:37:11 2017 No.17770216 File: 124 KB, 800x1040, d055e539c0d89bee65248532fbc34ee8673d40ecefe45a48cc053a976338b09c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I had a gun. Every time I try hanging the screws holding the hope on the ceiling fall off after a minute or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 02:06:38 2017 No.17770261 >>17770216 Well, you could just buy one. But why not change your life instead? If you really don't care anymore just go to some asian country and teach english for example.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 02:09:32 2017 No.17770268 I get depression when I think about how the op threw away touhou to draw cancercolle. I hope she kills herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 02:17:49 2017 No.17770285 >>17770268 First time I heard about that. Perhaps you are mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 02:24:19 2017 No.17770309 >>17770285 https://twitter.com/tkmiz/status/773144976096006145 She's just a shitty scenster with no soul, no wonder all she could come up with a boring military pedophile dead world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 02:28:55 2017 No.17770320 >>17770309 So she drew a pic of a kancolle character and posted it on twitter? A place where she has fanart of thousand other things as well? Oh wow, getting angry is really the rational thing to do here...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 02:43:05 2017 No.17770361 File: 22 KB, 361x427, UKBinThatKnife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17770261 Gun control is very tight in some parts of the world.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 04:29:48 2017 No.17770525 You could kill yourself anytime. Why not try everything else first?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 04:50:49 2017 No.17770552 File: 991 KB, 3000x7000, 46172511_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 「Sad are only those who understand」

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 07:56:17 2017 No.17770829 File: 191 KB, 500x642, 32059854_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hatate has depression!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 11:05:49 2017 No.17771277 >>17770309 She drew this one too, https://exhentai.org/g/667494/e23900c697/ so she can't be all that bad. But it does make me wonder, why do so many of these lolicon porn artists turn out to be female?

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 11:29:16 2017 No.17771344 [DELETED]

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So this is the depression thread? Already better than the ones on /r9k/

>>17770525
To kill myself, people used to do that because of the honor lost and to try to recover it, but thats not my case because thats also considered a sin, even if there is nothing on the other side then I will try to be curious about it and let someone else do it for me, I would die and the world isn't going to care, this post will be drowned and forgotten, over 177,682,11 posts that no one has ever remembered, that insignificant is my existence, less than a piece of sand on the sea, and on the universe worth nothing, millions on years on the world and we are on the "2017" of something, even on Japan and other parts of the world with all the traditions and own cultures they follow this "time" for no reason

I got such massive depression that I stopped being depressed because it meant nothing, I became empty, Im just someone unknown passing time expecting to die trying to save someone or on a random accident

My life isnt miserable, Im just someone that found out that is worth nothing on the existence of the something and the nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 11:36:11 2017 No.17771360 post abused reimu. that piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 11:38:34 2017 No.17771365 >>17771360 You're looking for trouble buddy? Better watch what you say about my wife.

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 11:43:32 2017 No.17771382
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As much as I hate those types that romanticise depression, I can't help but to be allured by it. Like this Alice illustration. Something about the darkness and the empty look in her eyes really pulls me in.

>>17771344
>So this is the depression thread
No, this is the depressed touhou thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 12:01:50 2017 No.17771415 File: 1.81 MB, 1600x1200, 1506891506159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17770095 We are brothers my friend. Ugly is just another word that society created to divide us humans. The way someone looks should not define who they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 12:08:22 2017 No.17771422 File: 93 KB, 264x264, 1498154568973.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17768657 Well i AM into vore so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 12:14:32 2017 No.17771438 >>17768211 Suika remembers when she used to drink to feel happy. Now Suika drinks in hopes the next one will destroy her liver, so she can finally die. Sad to say I cannot find a fitting picture for this caption

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 12:53:58 2017 No.17771538 >>17770402 100 yen a go is pretty dang cheap. Be sure to use a condom

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 13:01:12 2017 No.17771565 Someone good at drawing should make sekibanki with her head detached and wrapped in a noose, making an upset face, and the body just standing below in civilian pose or whatever other neutral pose. Just throwing ideas out there.

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 13:23:35 2017 No.17771624
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>>17770525
Because sometimes there is nothing you can try. What can one do if they were born with serious health problems that make their every day hell and they don't have any money or family to help? The answer is nothing. I'd have killed myself already if my options weren't so limited and I wasn't such a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 13:31:44 2017 No.17771644 >>17770216 That image actually gets me moister than an oyster

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 15:08:10 2017 No.17771943 >>17771365 Your wife is my sex slave, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 16:34:05 2017 No.17772221 >>17768259 10 out of 10 depression points

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 16:36:09 2017 No.17772231 File: 179 KB, 566x800, e921770611dd0b0cd167ec35205b32ef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17768259 to the max

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 16:37:13 2017 No.17772236 File: 174 KB, 896x1049, 9eedcc219a10a4ea4ae769e705a2e190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is my fetish post more

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 16:39:36 2017 No.17772242 >>17770309 Why are touhou posters so bitter towards everyone

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 17:00:51 2017 No.17772309 >>17769576 "I found some good things, if you didn't too it's your fault!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 17:51:26 2017 No.17772517 So many /jp/sies go to Gensokyo because in Gensokyo you don't have to wait a year for a government psychologist or pay $100 an hour for one in the private sector

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 18:09:20 2017 No.17772594 >>17772309 Yeah, pretty much. He looked, you didn't. Or you did look, but then gave up.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:11:07 2017 No.17772816 File: 63 KB, 1313x242, I will remember you. Your silhouette will charge the view. Of distant atmosphere..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17771344 You virgin nihilist, you should become the Chad Übermensch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:12:35 2017 No.17772822 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2nLWzHrDjc

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:21:42 2017 No.17772860 File: 42 KB, 304x359, 43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17772517 >american "healthcare"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:22:42 2017 No.17772862 File: 103 KB, 453x640, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still can't find that fucking Gensokyo noose edit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:37:49 2017 No.17772918 >>17772594 People like you that think not finding anything is just straight up not a possibility are either too naive or too pampered to argue with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:48:28 2017 No.17772969 >>17772918 People like you who complain about being helpless despite having enough time to argue with internet strangers on /jp/ are too dumb, lazy and/or self-defeating to argue with. Just do it already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:14:25 2017 No.17773112 >>17772969 Explain to me how having free time equates to being able to change one's circumstances then, rich boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:16:39 2017 No.17773126 >>17773112 That you even have to ask that question proves to me that you are dumb. Let's see if you'll reveal that you're lazy next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:23:12 2017 No.17773163 >>17770216 bridges exist

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:30:34 2017 No.17773203 >>17772242 I'm not surprised that you're confused. You see, real touhou fans have properties that you've never experienced before, namely "taste" and "loyalty." You probably wouldn't understand even if I took the time to explain it to you.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:40:40 2017 No.17773238 >>17773203 Don't worry, I'm familiar with such properties as "autism".

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:42:27 2017 No.17773245 File: 57 KB, 631x394, 1498506240986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have time to be depressed. I still need to 1cc all the extra.

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:31:38 2017 No.17773432 [DELETED]

>>17772860
Right now I'm able to get meds filled through an obamacare plan but when that goes I don't really know what to do. Most work where I live is minumum wage with zero benefits.

Of course the cheapest healthcare plan is the gensokyo plan. Comprehensive care for only two dollars of rope!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:32:30 2017 No.17773437 File: 94 KB, 479x561, 51120137_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't mind me, just rushing in the best thread on /jp/ for business matters.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:37:00 2017 No.17773463 File: 1.15 MB, 768x1024, cf01dd90240895a705ca7b1cb759f32c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kaguya just read the news about grape-kun and john dunsworth back to back

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:53:30 2017 No.17773734 File: 41 KB, 500x312, ZU~N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17773463 R.I.P.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:49:33 2017 No.17773841 >>17769569 >We get used to everything, even to our misery. Then wouldn't our minds be made for immortality? >>17770095 reup?

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:44:19 2017 No.17776128 [DELETED]

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I cured my depression (atleast the constant anxiety and fear) by convincing myself that nothing matters and me being a despicable oxygen thief is ok, now i'm just fast forwarding the days by consuming jap media waiting for something to kill me since I can't be bothered doing it myself
emptiness isn't so bad I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:27:42 2017 No.17776508 >>17776128 You could fill the void with something worthy like music or a passion for a project. It worked for my dad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:38:38 2017 No.17776533 >>17768211 Well I guess its just normal that this gets brought up now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:39:41 2017 No.17776538 >>17769347 >>17769645 It was lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:19:12 2017 No.17776635 Remeber, it is rude to kill your self by jumping in front of the train, in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:05:27 2017 No.17776775 >>17776635 This. Remember to look both ways and then walk cautiously in front of the train when you do so!

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:08:20 2017 No.17777204

>>17776775
no.

when you splatter your self on the train. you delay tens of thousands of people on that line. As they have to shut down the rail line until the investigate and clean up.

be a conscientious sudoku player. make sure your death doesn't burden others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:17:42 2017 No.17777238 >>17777204 I will be more careful next time!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:23:04 2017 No.17777250 File: 1.57 MB, 1180x1500, 1500402084685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17777204 How can it be rude? People ruined my life. So it follows ruining one of these people's days is the least I can do to retribute the favor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:23:29 2017 No.17777251 >>17777204 Why wouldn't I want to inconvenience this shit world

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:26:04 2017 No.17777258
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>>17776635
Remember, jumping from over 10 floors has a much higher success ratio than jumping in front of a train AND you get the opportunity to not only inconvenience a large amount of people and janitors, but also to potentially take someone with you to Gensokyo to be your sidekick by falling on top of them.

It's way better!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:28:05 2017 No.17777264 >>17777258 Except suicide by jump is scary as shit. There's a reason why less than 1% of suiciders in America are jumpers, despite there being famous tall skyscrapers, bridges and cliffs basically every corner.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:20:53 2017 No.17777431 >>17777258 Are you our resident suicide otaku? Where does sudoku place?

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>>17777431
To be honest I just wanted to make the sidekick joke. Here's some legit stats if you're actually interested, but unfortunately it doesn't include sudoku. I'd bet that if you actually do it right and have the partner to straight up fucking decapitate you at the end, that's as close to 100% chance as you can get.

(notice the percentage of jumping is brought down considerably by retards that jump from low floors, but to be fair there are also people that mess up jumping in front of trains by doing it when they're stopping)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:26:57 2017 No.17777660 >>17777566 spooki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:31:42 2017 No.17777677 >>17777566 How do you measure agony?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:42:58 2017 No.17777715 >>17777566 >slit wrists >lethality 6%, agony 71% Wow! Hata-tan sure knows how to maximize agony over lethality!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:45:09 2017 No.17777722 >>17777566 How can falling, shotgun to head, etc, have agony other than 0? I thought death was instant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:48:52 2017 No.17777738 >>17777722 Death is never "instant"-instant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:50:08 2017 No.17777746 File: 193 KB, 800x450, 1427086012784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17773245 MY MAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:51:23 2017 No.17777752 >>17777746 worst toho game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:54:46 2017 No.17777763 >>17777752 wow rude

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:55:13 2017 No.17777764 test

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:14:08 2017 No.17778051

>>17777722
You don't push the trigger and then cease existing. Your brain will feel being blasted to shreds, the number is only low because that won't last very long.

>>17777677
To be honest I don't know, the study only says it was "rated by forensic pathologists".

I'll add another little curiosity bit though:
>In the study, there were significant differences between the methods chosen by females and males, with males choosing the most lethal and quickest methods, and females selecting methods varying in lethality, duration, and agony.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:16:16 2017 No.17778058 So, does anyone has the Marisa depression doujin?

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