/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

After a long night of fappan to Delicious Flat Chest and saging threads on /jp/, it's time for some sleep! The sun's rays are just starting to peek over the horizon, and the sky is lightening up...but you ignore all this, because defending your favorite Visual Novel on /jp/ takes a lot of energy! It's not easy, keeping the Type-Moonfags out of your perfectly good Wanko To Kurasou thread.

You tumble into bed gratefully, yawning quite a bit, eyelids heavy from tiredness. Sleep comes quickly, and you are soon dead to the world.
You are woken up by something light yet firm jumping onto your belly. Annoyed, you roll over and pull the covers over your head, assuming it to be your parents or roommate up to their usual tricks, but...

"Ran-syama! Ran-syama! It's almost afternoon!"

That voice. You fling the covers off and find yourself in a totally different bedroom, with an over-eager shikigami cat on your lap - Chen, who else! And worse yet - you're not you anymore! What might have felt like a few extra pillows(how did they get there, anyway?)turns out to be a few extra fluffy fox-tails hiding under the covers.


TLDR: You are now a Touhou, but without any preparation or choice. And most importantly, you are now in a role of some responsibility(upkeeping the Yakumo household, babysitting Chen). How does Anonymous respond?

[Anonymous No.]

*grabs dick*

[sage No.]

>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

[Anonymous No.]

>>1774632
Yukari's?

[Anonymous No.]

No RPing.

[Anonymous No.]

I kill myself for becoming a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

Masturbate, and then
>>1774644