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>> No.17391298

How do I convince her to let me use her squish as a pillow?

>> No.17391334
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More cushin' for the pushin'


Designed to withstand my 90kg mating press.

>> No.17391373
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Oh, but she isn't.

>> No.17391379

Why doesn't she just use some magic bullshit to burn her fat?

>> No.17391512

Lose some weight, fatty

>> No.17391633


You just gave me an idea. You know how the jap days of the week are based on different elements and meanings and shit? Maybe her body changes depending on the day, and perhaps on 火曜日 she burns her fat and is skinny?

>> No.17391773
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Patchi and Remilia are friends!

>> No.17391792

why do some artists draw toes like fingers? that kills me.

>> No.17391832


I want to rest my head under Patchouli's chest

>> No.17391886
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>> No.17391912
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She not

>> No.17391917
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I'd rather she use me as her daki.

>> No.17392169


More importantly, why is Patchy one of the most favored Touhou characters for plumping up?

>> No.17392209

It's practically canon that she never exercises.

>> No.17393838

Because she looks the best when fat.

>> No.17394054

Why does she look amazing with large tits?

>> No.17394165

Which touhou doesn't look amazing with large tits?

>> No.17394178

She doesn't. You've been brainwashed by cowtit fags.

>> No.17394194
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Kaguya, Mokou and Eiki come to mind.

>> No.17394228
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thats where you are wrong

>> No.17394234
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Are you sure?

>> No.17394241


>> No.17394259
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>> No.17394261

Seh eat anon. It's what seh do

>> No.17394357
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Big boobs don't suit Mokou. Flat is best.

>> No.17394511

She eats Mcdonalds a lot

>> No.17394527

Okay but when is she fat? 木曜日?

>> No.17394530

月曜日, as fat as the moon.

>> No.17395022

Those size breasts on Eiki are perfect but anything larger is too much for her.

>> No.17395308 [DELETED] 
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I eat, Remilia. Its what I do.

>> No.17395314

Time to kick Sakuya off the table.

>> No.17395322

No don't do it Patchouli, that's our human friend Sakuya.

>> No.17395326

You're going into orbit, you stupid meido.

>> No.17395340


>> No.17395359
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patchouli thats it you stupid magician that is the final straw im putting you down right now

>> No.17395452

I want to grope these udders

>> No.17395499

Her fat is protecting her against bullets.

>> No.17395565
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I'm sorry, but dress shirts were made to be filled out with breasts. It's a matter of principle.

>> No.17395738

Remember when Patchouli was anemic, underweight and cute?
Fucking faggot "artists" had to ruin her

>> No.17395793
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i kno rite

>> No.17395830
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>> No.17395875 [DELETED] 
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Being Anemic is canon. But her weight is likely to be underweight, but just beingunderweight with that she would have no tits, dry brittle hair, and even paler skin. I get turned off if the girl I am fapping to looks chronicly sick.

>> No.17395881

I want to grope her fat belly

>> No.17395952

>no paizuri
>will break at the first slamming
>big tiddies for sloppy paizuri
>can take the slamming

Its obvious who is the superior choice.

>> No.17395955

Indeed, absolutely destroying a bonegirl is patrician-tier.

>> No.17395991

Why can't you see the appeal in a flat chested girl desperately trying to satisfy you with a flatjob while boasting a determined but slightly troubled expression.
Are you some sort of faggot?

>> No.17395992


Patchouli, due to being an anime, is anemic!

>> No.17396011
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>human friend Sakuya.
*pet dog meido

She is the dog of the devil after all.

>> No.17396042

Then who's the cat?

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She's a big girl.

>> No.17396078

Just kill yourself /v/-kun.

>> No.17396231

Fucking told.

>> No.17396497
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Is that a Fatchouli for ants?

>> No.17396575 [DELETED] 
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So soft.

>> No.17396619
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Ponytail patchouli!

>> No.17396646
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Artstyle seems awfully familiar.

>> No.17396662

The way Sawati draws bodies is mostly fine, but the faces he draws aren't very appealing.

>> No.17396682

What the hell is that?

>> No.17396697

I think it might be a cow in nun clothes.

>> No.17396897 [DELETED] 

Why'd they delete this

>> No.17397157

Muh balls

>> No.17398732
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You are all laughing about Patchouli right now, but just you wait until she gets a slender beautiful body!

>> No.17398853
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>a determined but slightly troubled expression.
Cute girls trying too hard is a wonder of the universe.

>> No.17399349

The hair on this piece is really good.

>> No.17399374

I prefer slightly smaller than average boobs for Mokou with very pinkish nipples an areola. Oh, and they must be very sweaty because Mokou.

>> No.17399381

long, straight, and black as my soul hime cuts are perfection

>> No.17399393

I quite agree, and the hime on this almost looks like vantablack, it's beautiful.

>> No.17399455

Don't forget the lactation

>> No.17399881

I don't know why but I like my judge better as a boobhu

>> No.17399932
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Roughly grope, slap, knead, bite and squeeze the fatchy's pudgy belly.

Leave marks on the belly.
Leave splattered with semen.

>> No.17399945

I honestly hope most of you never meet a 2hu.
They shouldn't be subjected to such torture you fags come up with daily.
>Why is Patchouli so big and fat?
She's unathletic, and has athsma. Excessive physical labor would be harmful to her.

>> No.17399953

But I'm not laughing at her, I'm lusting after her soft, meaty body!

>> No.17399969

'Torture'? I'd treat Patchouli like a queen and make sweet love to her on the reg.

>> No.17400017

I said most anon. Im fully aware there are gentlemen like you out there.

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I'm not laughing at her, I love Patche!

>> No.17400198

Dull book-nerd.

>> No.17400203

good morning fat patch thread

>> No.17400264
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Neck yourself

>> No.17400365

im bookin it is what patchouli says when she gets in a cumbersome sitch

>> No.17400395

its what she says after fully reading this thread thanks to all of the trolls on here

>> No.17400823


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>> No.17400881

I'm going to sniff that ass.

>> No.17400892

Get out of my gym, if you keep coming here, I'll steal your books while you're away from home Patchy. It's for your own good.

>> No.17401019
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Alice is helping

>> No.17401156

Is Patchy really gonna lose weight like that?

>> No.17401177

Patchy might throw up if Alice farts.

>> No.17401187

thats disgusting stfu

>> No.17401229

You fatasses don't even know how weight gain works. Figures why you can't thin up.

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>> No.17401238
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>> No.17401245

I literally haven't eaten a meal today

>> No.17401262

You also don't seem to know how weight loss works. Good for you, fatty. Ignorance is a bliss.

>> No.17401290

Go back to being fat, patcher.

>> No.17401479


>> No.17401555

You don't need to be fat to starve anon.

>> No.17401788

Im not laughing at her, I am fondilong in her.

>> No.17401800

Is patchouli a vegetarian?

>> No.17401814


>> No.17402299 [DELETED] 
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Post buff Patchys.

>> No.17402332
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Post buff Patchys.

>> No.17402700

Endomorph body type??

>> No.17404463

Patchouli is a big fat sexy piggy!

>> No.17404535


feet are extremely difficult to draw.

>> No.17404557
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Cumming semen inside Fatchy!

>> No.17405208
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>> No.17405224

As opposed to cumming what?

>> No.17405249
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>> No.17405276

bone marrow

>> No.17405414

Sometimes when I strangle Solid Snake too hard, he coughs up a bit of blood.

>> No.17405646
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>> No.17405658

The Best!

>> No.17405691

What if a plumping epidemic broke out in Gensokyo and all the 2hus got chubby but the only way to temporarily stall the fattening was mucho sex with humans? Do you think Yukari would allow it or would she be lazy enough to prevent this and everyone gets thick?

>> No.17405708

Why would you not let everyone get thick?

>> No.17405756

Lowtest pedos might object.

>> No.17405792

How terrible

>> No.17406261

big and fat

>> No.17406315

Thickfags belong to >>>/r/eddit.

>> No.17406321

YOU belong to >>>/r/eddit.

>> No.17406347

But I am not a thickfag.

>> No.17406423

But you are a fagfag so you belong in not /jaypee/.

>> No.17406434
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Stay mad, thickfag.

>> No.17406436
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Stay mader, gayfag.

>> No.17406490
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But flat chest with the body of a loli Mokou is best.

>> No.17406594

Space Jin's Kaguya says otherwise. Moko should have moderate sized breasts. Eiki is best when flat, or at least budding.

Besides, Eiki and Moko would have some pretty nice asses.

>> No.17406665

I want to give this Mokou a big chuuu~ on her right cheek!

>> No.17406701
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>> No.17406741 [DELETED] 

who is this artist?

>> No.17408486

what's wrong with thicc?

>> No.17409169

Nothing. Just a very vocal minority of Irish otaku hating on it.

>> No.17409202

What does being Irish have to do with it?

>> No.17409235

/int/ joke.

>> No.17409270

Well, go back there.

>> No.17409284
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Rude desu. Not even the same bloke.

>> No.17409845

How plump is too plump?

>> No.17409956
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Patchouli does her best to stay in shape!

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>> No.17410133

No you, patty.

>> No.17411432
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>> No.17411524

Patchouli's big fat sexy piggy belly!!

>> No.17411693
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I honestly have no limits when it comes to THICC as long as its drawn when and holds to some form of staying anatomically possible.

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>> No.17415793

What is Patchouli's favorite food? How many calories does she consume in a day?

>> No.17417500

None, she only drinks coffee. Plump Patchouli is non-canon.

>> No.17418245

>What is Patchouli's favorite food?
Whatever is the most greasy, caloric, and fattening food she can get her greedy anemic hands on.

>> No.17418254
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My fucking dick.

>> No.17418336
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>> No.17419597


>> No.17420219
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Fatty Patty!

>> No.17420239
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>> No.17420243

Fatty futa patchy!

>> No.17420248

Futa is gay.

>> No.17420259


>> No.17420264

Prove it.

>> No.17420275

I'm not gay.

>> No.17420287

How can you not like this?


>> No.17420298

Or this: https://exhentai.org/s/77e580a986/666656-1

>> No.17420315

The Patch-e has a weewee!?

>> No.17420341

Post Pinterest links please I don't have exhentai.

>> No.17420350


I really don't even know what Pinterest is.

>> No.17420364

Do you live under a rock?

>> No.17420387

I guess? But that attitude won't help you get what you want.

>> No.17420393


>> No.17420397

Okay, Rule34 links, do you have any?

>> No.17420414

I don't like it because I'm not gay.

>> No.17420506

Futa ain't gay though.

>> No.17420552

I'm torn. Fat/plump Patchouli is sexy as hell, but being thin fits her character way more and gives off an elegant air of intellectualism I really appreciate. I don't know which of her forms I love more.

>> No.17420590

me as the horsedick koakuma

>> No.17420694

How so?

>> No.17420730

Rickety, but dignified tsun Patchy that had a magical accident and suddenly gets plump until if she ingests the semen of a healthy male.

>> No.17420741

Because its a girl.

>> No.17420786
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Go for thin Patchy then fatten her up till she's pleasantly plump, soft, and curvaceous. Or whatever one here you prefer.

>> No.17420819

Girls don't have penises.

>> No.17420872

According to Japan they can.

>> No.17421029

Japanese men barely have penises, let alone their women.

>> No.17421402

Does Patchouli have a birthday!?

>> No.17421534

super PATCHaco sonico

>> No.17421718

>encouraging fatchy when working out
>when she fails, reassure her with lovey-dovey sex
The highest pleasure

>> No.17423137

Fuck her until she's fit.

>> No.17423185

Japanese women take away the penis from the men. That's why futa are so popular.

>> No.17423206
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Ah! I love ALL of those Patchys!

>> No.17423295

Patchy gives you a little towel and she tells you that she's finally getting into shape but you have to clean the sweat from her underboobs after each workout. Do you accept Patchy's conditions?

>> No.17423352

Itou yuuji is life

>> No.17423361

Only if I get to suckle on her tits as well

>> No.17423433

Of course.

>> No.17423622

I don't need a towel. I can just use my tongue.

>> No.17423725

No, the only workout she's getting is a feeding one.

>> No.17423744

>Itou yuuji
I haven't checked out much of this nigga's shit yet, but the Letty memes were pretty good. He doesn't do rape stuff, right?

>> No.17423786

OP's patchy is from him, and latest reisen thread is also his. his drawing style is pretty distinguishable. For the rape stuff, idk, theres some ss and reverse rape

>> No.17423793

Dont buy pillows, buy patchy!

>> No.17423819

The reverse rape sounds pretty good, but I don't know what 'ss' means.

>> No.17423822

>I don't know what 'ss' means.
Kuso yourself out of /jp/

>> No.17423837

I swear I know, I just need my memory jogged. Maybe a hint would be fun.

>> No.17423870

How do you kuso yourself out of /jp/?

>> No.17424053

"straight shota"

>> No.17424072

Pretty good.

>> No.17424374
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Can we PLEASE stop making patchy fat. She is a qt bosworm girl who takes her tea black and usually (unavoidably) cold and she is actually the one who has to keep telling her friend remi to not eat more sweets!
Now please return to posting pictures of patchy in her natural environment of reading books!
She loves nature and the outdoors but is NOT into sport! However! This does NOT mean she stupidly does not look sheet herself! Patchy is a very well put together and health conscious person! That is why she is so beautiful!

>> No.17425105

Shut up though, lmao.

>> No.17428660

Wow, what a loser.

>> No.17428802

There is a Japanese myth about a sleeping sickness that causes victims to rapidly gain weight.

>> No.17430218
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Respect the Patchouli, stop with this fatchouli shit.

>> No.17430463

Is there anything which doesn't have a Japanese myth about it?

>> No.17430504

The Egyptian Pyramids?

>> No.17430514

Stopped reading right there.
Go devour another ice cream, fatty.

>> No.17430908

At least Patchy isn't as fat as Ringo.

>> No.17431046
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But I love chubby bunnies!

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He does.

>> No.17431182

Accurate image representing my design process for Patchy in CM3D2

>> No.17431195

The phrase itself and the pleople who worship it

>> No.17431470

because the artist who drew that series of lines and curves made the image that way

thats your actual fucking answer I hate these questions

>> No.17431475

Are you autism?

>> No.17431482

is the word "autism" the new godwin's law?

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>> No.17432842
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She could burn you to a crisp with a flick or her wrist.

>> No.17434070

Reverse rape is totally lit up though.

>> No.17434389

What's "reverse rape"?

>> No.17434761

I'd just punch her belly and down she goes.

>> No.17434801

She can fry chicken to a crisp with the flick of her wrist.

>> No.17435018

Instead of you raping Patchouli, Patchouli rapes you.

>> No.17435063

Isn't that just "rape"?

>> No.17435072

It's a name mostly for tagging purposes.

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>> No.17436103

Or a flick of her dick?

>> No.17436209

pretty bad
There. Fixed it for you.

>> No.17437756
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Just try it you little bitch.

>> No.17438237

I don't find T H I C C woman to be very attractive.

>> No.17438247

You are gay and need to get out of /jp/.

>> No.17438262

I gonna kiss Patchi in the lips.

>> No.17438526

her teeth?

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>> No.17439196

thicc XD

>> No.17439284

I'm 5'6" 110 lbs fuck you

>> No.17439320

I want to manhandle Patchy.

>> No.17439367

Why do I love bullying 2hus so much?

>> No.17439430

i don't exercise and i'm >>17439284
not exercising has nothing to do with being fat
no reason to fat the patch

>> No.17439446

fucking manlets

>> No.17439464

i like being a manlet.
I'm one step closer to becoming anime

>> No.17439681

>no reason to fat the patch
It gets my arousal going so fuck you I will fatten the Patchy to my heart's content.

>> No.17440475

how fat are we talking here?

>> No.17441647
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>not exercising has nothing to do with being fat

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>> No.17441762

5'5-5'9 is the protag height range for like 90% of VNs

Lanklets go back to sitcoms where you belong

>> No.17441823

VNs aren't anime, you nigger.

>> No.17442007

See >>17420786
Probably around 40%.

>> No.17442542

whats a mating press?

>> No.17442608
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>> No.17442968

thats great but can I get a real answer?

>> No.17443528
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>> No.17443698

It's a thing in hentai where the fat black man pins the nice white woman to the floor with his large amount of body weight while fucking her, and there's usually a heavy focus on the negro's ass, like 60-90% of the picture is usually his ass. But milfs can also do it to shotas or little guys so it's not always bad.

>> No.17444009


>> No.17444037

This, reverse mating press is hot af

>> No.17444175

And most vn protags are fucking clueness spineless and inferior. Maybe only rance is the only worthwhile manlet

>> No.17444351

I want fat Patche to mating press me while using strength magic.

>> No.17444375

I want patche to only let me sleep while in a reverse mating press position

>> No.17445729

I want to cuddle with patchy

>> No.17445762

I want to hold hands timidly with patchy

>> No.17447692

fucking degenerate

>> No.17448250
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>> No.17448502

cuz it makes me more feminine which is closer to anime than your big fatass will ever be bwhahaha

>> No.17449086 [DELETED] 


The greatest thighs

>> No.17449944

Don't you know? Everyone on /jp/ is a cute girl.

>> No.17452247

I'd love to see someone make a Garfielf parody with Patchouli.

>> No.17452358

go die

mating press doesn't have to be the vile things you described, you have issues. Somehow I knew someone would describe it in a disgusting manner.

>> No.17457129

Haha, I think YOU have issues if you are this worked up. How would you describe the mating press, then?

>> No.17465669

I haven't ate for the last 4 days. I'm truly becoming an anime qt!

>> No.17469929


>> No.17480321

patchy is fat

>> No.17487169
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But she could be fatter

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