Your wife Youmu is scolding you! Don't bother her while she's cooking!

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Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:53:11 2017 No.17378181 [Reply] [Original]

Your wife Youmu is scolding you!

Don't bother her while she's cooking!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:14:33 2017 No.17378252 >>17378181 i don't remember marrying my older sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:25:41 2017 No.17378273 >>17378252 I don't remember you being my son

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:31:19 2017 No.17378288 File: 627 KB, 1200x900, yuyuko eating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17378181 This would be a nightmare situation for one reason: Yuyuko would show up every day and eat most of our food. I'd starve!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 06:24:42 2017 No.17379266 Where’s the fucking naked apron? This household has some basic rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 06:34:48 2017 No.17379291 File: 238 KB, 1006x889, 81dd5d5d9cd74bba09fee74e9530567e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Youmu to teach me how to cook food so I'd make her something special on our anniversary!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 06:35:03 2017 No.17379293 File: 293 KB, 850x611, tied_dork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17378181 Wait a second! Who untied you?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 06:43:19 2017 No.17379312 I want to molest her while she cooks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 07:40:32 2017 No.17379508 >>17379312 The only true answer. You'll never know lewd until you rub your dick against her and tease her while she does the most womanly thing a woman can do for a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:33:39 2017 No.17379976 >>17379508 >most womanly thing a woman can do for a man cooking is? not bearing child? meanwhile most of cooks are men?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 10:01:21 2017 No.17380096 >>17379976 Child is a result. Do not confuse a cause with consequence

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 10:02:52 2017 No.17380100 >>17378181 I want to cheat on her with her ghost half!

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 10:35:49 2017 No.17380282

>>17380096
by this logic, cooking is only a result of grocery shopping
but by all means, post more frilly flowery deviantart fanfic material garbage
"rub your dick against her and tease her while she does the most womanly thing a woman can do for a man", fucking lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 10:54:57 2017 No.17380379 Why is there a filthy youkai in my house?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:29:19 2017 No.17380851 File: 306 KB, 945x980, __konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_wc3215410__7da1c9bd9f07d65f6c420076b8dea830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] White Soft Sworder

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 18:30:40 2017 No.17382119 >>17380379 Youmu is human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 18:37:20 2017 No.17382136 >>17382119 No it isn't. Half human=100% youkai scum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 18:59:31 2017 No.17382214 >>17378181 I don't think she realizes this is going to make me want to sneak up behind her even more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:11:08 2017 No.17382435 >>17378273 If I said you're not my dad that would be redundant, you're like unto a machine!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:57 2017 No.17382449 >>17380282 What's your beef, man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:55:07 2017 No.17382555 But I'm not ready for married life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 02:41:19 2017 No.17383479 File: 198 KB, 800x1250, youmu1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17379291 That picture is so cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 03:36:01 2017 No.17383585 >>17382119 The one drop rule.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 14:29:19 2017 No.17390422 Why is she so cute?

Anonymous Fri Jul 28 14:36:25 2017 No.17390451
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>>17390422
Because she's the one that would come late at night when it's raining, saying she's scared to sleep alone and cuddles up with you. And, when lightning strikes, she squirms and hugs you out of fear.
She is very cute because she is a sweet, pretty, innocent girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 14:42:40 2017 No.17390472 File: 624 KB, 696x500, 1500444607699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17378288 >Not enjoying the company and smalltalk with 2 cute ladies Plebs pls get out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 15:48:03 2017 No.17390738 File: 900 KB, 1250x1250, 1427575360065.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390472 who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 15:49:01 2017 No.17390742 >>17390738 what makes you think he's quoting someone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 15:52:50 2017 No.17390752 File: 769 KB, 1032x1457, 1463002583510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390742 mostly the fact that he's using the quote function

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:09:18 2017 No.17390822 >>17390752 >implying people only use it to quote others

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:16:18 2017 No.17390857 File: 313 KB, 631x1214, 1467175773347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390822 who are you quoting and why do they think misusing something changes its purpose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:16:52 2017 No.17390859 >>17390822 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:23:05 2017 No.17390887 File: 221 KB, 563x563, 9da66ca8445181d26d80d7fb6e119194.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390857 >>17390859 >samefagging so hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:26:15 2017 No.17390898 File: 10 KB, 142x60, hmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390887

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:29:46 2017 No.17390904 File: 34 KB, 346x129, Untitled-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390898 hmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:30:54 2017 No.17390908 File: 1.49 MB, 2480x3507, 1436740771611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390887 who are you quoting and why are they unable to see the IP counter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:32:41 2017 No.17390915 File: 29 KB, 411x169, a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390904 huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:33:10 2017 No.17390919 >>17378181 That's my mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:37:08 2017 No.17390932 File: 76 KB, 594x677, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17390915 whoa

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:39:51 2017 No.17390942 >>17390908 >still implying people only use greentext to quote others nice >>17390915 cool photoshop

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:41:19 2017 No.17390950 >>17390942 it's not a photoshop, but this whole derail is pretty fucking stupid so I'm going to stop replying now hope you enjoyed your (You)s!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:42:22 2017 No.17390957 File: 134 KB, 900x720, 26385560_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friends, please, talk about Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 16:42:44 2017 No.17390961 Give her a mating press instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:30:42 2017 No.17392054 >>17378181 I just wanted to say hello

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:32:28 2017 No.17392062 i love all my friends here at /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:34:47 2017 No.17392077 can any of you help me land a date with youmu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:36:15 2017 No.17392085 im really itching to have a girlfriend of my own

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 22:27:55 2017 No.17392321 >>17378288 Whenever Yuyuko comes over I will secretly mating press her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 11:41:38 2017 No.17394806 File: 130 KB, 600x525, 24495876_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 12:47:57 2017 No.17395050 >>17390451 >a sweet, pretty, innocent boy Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 20:05:33 2017 No.17396657 >>17395050 delete this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 21:25:42 2017 No.17396879 >>17395050 Damn shotacon. Youmu is fine as she is normally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 22:04:27 2017 No.17396986 >>17395050 Youmu is not a boy, she is a very lovely and attractive young lady!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:15:46 2017 No.17400529 File: 126 KB, 600x450, 31212672_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to kiss her booboo and say it's alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:27:51 2017 No.17400560 File: 159 KB, 800x607, 31a180fb25ae74839c94d2504b8e14b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400529 Youmu is a strong girl who can take care of her booboos all by herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:32:41 2017 No.17400576 >>17378181 What's the point in marrying Youmu if I can't rape her at my leisure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 16:38:11 2017 No.17400602 File: 131 KB, 600x450, 27216644_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400560 I want her to hug me as tight as she can when we're cold then

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 18:52:23 2017 No.17401107 >>17378252 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:10:00 2017 No.17401556 >>17401107 I don't remember having a second younger brother

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 30 21:13:36 2017 No.17401565 >>17383585 Fuck you man, fuck you...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 10:49:10 2017 No.17403831 File: 819 KB, 700x1000, 64115900_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rub, rub, rub...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:20:30 2017 No.17404366 >>17400529 or beat up whoever dun it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:57:47 2017 No.17405021 File: 83 KB, 298x422, 1413033935545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17403831 ...a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:19:20 2017 No.17405620 Does anyone have the pics where Youmu complains about not being a boss and the one where Yuyuko thinks Myon is a speech bubble?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:39:48 2017 No.17405705 >>17405620 I have those!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:46:09 2017 No.17405739 >>17405705 Can you post them, please? I lost my Touhou folder and I'm trying to get some pictures back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:50:45 2017 No.17405758 >>17405739 I can!

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:49:28 2017 No.17406001

>>17405739
Search for images, right click, go to folder, hit the up arrow in the window, not the back, and continue until you have found out exactly what folder it is located in and backtrack in a separate window.
If you have deleted anything recently, I don't think you will find anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:51:08 2017 No.17406007 >>17405739 I mean, go to either of the storage units first, like "MY PC" "C:" and so on. It may take a while however. Digging will take even longer, so make sure you have atleast 12 hours on your hands before going on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 02:29:53 2017 No.17412653 >>17378181 I'm sorry, Youmu! I have to go out now. I'll have time to try your cooking when I come back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 18:05:07 2017 No.17415674 This picture raises a question. Is kimono (is that a kimono?) easy to undress?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 18:09:12 2017 No.17415688 What kind of a dweeb does gardening with Japanese swords?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 18:23:13 2017 No.17415749 File: 1.20 MB, 1600x1200, 1480238194638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to splatter Youmu's tits with my hot, foul-smelling, yellowish semen!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 06:04:52 2017 No.17422061 File: 300 KB, 1280x1024, 8694727_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is Youmu crying over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 06:10:11 2017 No.17422075 File: 262 KB, 480x316, Untitled-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17422061 having a flat chest of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 06:27:32 2017 No.17422108 File: 983 KB, 800x709, 1467312003022.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 06:37:04 2017 No.17422127 File: 752 KB, 1020x1440, 55222346_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17422075 No chest! No pantsu!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 07:07:31 2017 No.17422202 File: 536 KB, 600x800, Youmu Cyborg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's dance!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 09:01:37 2017 No.17422581 File: 1.02 MB, 2297x2527, 10818136_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blowing bubbles with Youmu

Anonymous Fri Aug 4 20:34:18 2017 No.17425303

>>17379976
Most chefs are men because most men work because most women stay home to mind the kids AND cook at home. It's a simple and natural, inoffensive system resulting from the fact that women are more capable of tending to children by default (what with breasts) and men more capable of various efforts. The fact that most chefs are men is thus fairly meaningless. Sure most chefs are men, but most men can't cook and shouldn't be cooking for a standard family. Work all day, come home, AND cook? Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 4 20:39:07 2017 No.17425316 File: 329 KB, 1200x1730, 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17378181 Your wife got raped anons.

Anonymous Sun Aug 6 03:06:39 2017 No.17431751
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Youmu's SUPER embarrassing moment! Watching Youmu stutter and stall before being forced to take her top off, exposing her pink nipples! Teasing Youmu about how hard her nipples are!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 6 03:34:27 2017 No.17431799 >>17422581 Youmu's gonna be blowing something else tonight!

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