/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[StrayWolf !!WAKT8jz2yER No.]

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/12/07/som-eroge-dutch-wife-interface-works-with-cross-days/
>Devoted onanists are greeting the latest innovation in Dutch wife technology with glee; the device, dubbed SOM, promises computer controlled mechanical stimulation synchronised with the events of eroge via a USB interface.

>The first game to support it is none other than esteemed bug developer Overflow’s latest QC crisis: Cross Days.

[StrayWolf !!WAKT8jz2yER No.]

>The device, available in four versions, “Men’s”, “Lady’s” and the dread “Hand”, along with “Puchi”, or “Petit” SOM, promises the “Next Generation in Sensory Reality” via its innovative “Sync-Climax” system.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

Touhou 12 peripheral

[Anonymous No.]

>>1724134
;_; picture

[StrayWolf !!WAKT8jz2yER No.]

>It will apparently alter its mechanical stimulation according to the tempo of the scene currently being experienced in the eroge (currently only Cross Days); it looks as if compatibility with normal AV and similar is also possible.

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>>1724132
looks cheaply made

[StrayWolf !!WAKT8jz2yER No.]

>>1724144
>“SOM is our company’s original, high spec machine. You should experience its real satisfaction has never existed. It is possible to use with domestic power supply (100V). For long term use, make materials under the complete manners. If you have any trouble, we will guarantee the maintenance for free. We are sure of the super-satisfaction much more than it’s price.”

[Anonymous No.]

>sankakucomplex

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[Anonymous No.]

More proofs that Sankaku Complex is just like Kotaku. This news is at least 10 years past its sell-by date.

[Anonymous No.]

The future will be comprised of men and women who grow to prefer 2D and never leave the house.

The world will end not through war or disease, but through loli, yaoi and automated masturbation.

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>>1724154
Awesome, in a way, we're settlers, paving the way for the future, or lack thereof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1724147
I mean, when I fap, I don;t just do an up and down motion.
I work it a little. Its going to be inferior to my own two hands

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>>1724154
Women develop bone marrow derived insemination techniques, men eliminated, loli imoutos run naked and wild and free.

[Anonymous No.]

Myth busted. I was seriously confused about this shit yesterday, when i made my way into the crossu channeru-webpage. I need to get me one of these fappan machines, they sound so sugoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1724160
I do.
I'll settle with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1724160
But with this machine, you can take it easy while it does the work for you.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>1724162
Enjoy your eventual genetic degradation and diseases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1724175
I will.

(I'm a femanon of /jp/)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too scared to stick my penis into any kind of machinery.

I mean, I used to stick my tongue into fans, but when it comes to my penis...

[Anonymous No.]

what's the use for the third version of it?

[Anonymous No.]

read between the lines guys:
>It will apparently alter its mechanical stimulation according to the tempo of the scene currently being experienced
so, the game decides for you which scenes you will fap to. Gamemakers are using a pavlovian effect to dictate to us what we like, thereby making us, and our wallets, easier to control

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>>1724162
Men will develop artificial wombs and there'll be a big war over which gender gets to doom the future of humanity.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>1724202
I THINK THEY MADE A SPACE ANIME ABOUT THIS, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY.

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>>1724199
I masturbate to C-SPAN.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what will you guys do with your free hands?

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>1724202
Women release sexual gunslinger loli brigade, men lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1724206

Whittle figures out of wood.

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>>1724162
You fucking idiot, men will just clone themselves then.

The future is Vandread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1724199
They're gonna slowly brainwash into preferring grown women, aren't they?

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA VISUAL NOVELS MASTURBATE YOU!

[Manon of /jp/ !!dQy6dSDnGuZ No.]

>>1724182
>femanon

Hi there. I have a penis.

Just thought you should know.

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>>1724231
LIES! THERE ARE NO MEN ON THE INTERNET!

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>>1724216
SOM technology only activates during the credits, when full-screen pictures of each irl VA are displayed

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>>1724207
Actually, women aren't awesome enough to create lolis for the sole purpose of fighting. Just when the women think they are winning because of the reinforcement, they learn that the lolis were meant to replace women by eliminating all of them. And to save us from asexual reproduction, the lolis would be programmed to periodically rape men in order to ensure sexual reproduction.

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>sankakucomplex

Getting your updates there or at any other failblog is an utter disgrace to /jp/ power levels.

[Manon of /jp/ !!dQy6dSDnGuZ No.]

>>1724242
Too bad that it'll never happen like that.

We'll keep women in cages before we let them take our place.

[Anonymous No.]

This device fails because every man requires an unique amount of stimulation to reach orgasm. This means that the chances you'll climax when you're supposed to is low, making it an unexciting experience. It might work if it could measure your blood pressure, pulse and all that, as it could detect arousal and adjust the stimulation after that, but I'm not sure if a person inventing such a device could live with the knowledge that he has created what could potentially be the most evil torture device ever.

[Reply Samurai !BmUbLWewsM No.]

This is too fucked up! Like hell I'll ever let that grotesque masculine hand grab my penis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1724249
But we're men, we can change our destinies. If loli rapists is the solution that will save mankind, I say we start working towards a brighter future.

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>>1724132
>>1724134

So this is what Japan does with its resources.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhh... is there an SDK somewhere on that website? I'd LOVE to develop for it :3