Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a camel spider?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17196312
I guess he has the writing and what he wants to do in rough so he got the drawings out of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196373
she looks like a combination of a lamia and a desert spider
so no
i wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

Innocent monster girls who adopt the Gyaru fashion style because they think it will help them seduce boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196390
.Less version soon (tm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196390
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196373
I'd any desert girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196373
Is her venom the most arousing in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196405
What is she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196390
Gyaru monster girls who adopt the Innocent fashion style because they think it will help them seduce boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196382
He didn't mention how much he wrote so far, just that he is currently working hard on it.
He said that he finished the drawings which are placed at the beginning of the text (thus the confusion).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196408
They're actually non venomous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196424
Then what does she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196405
I would a gyaru cat.

>>17196413
But Anon, gyarus are love! Why would you want them to change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196390
>gyaru sea bishop
>gyaru alice who doesn't even know other girls are doing it to seduce men but likes it as a fashion trend

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, your lap is the most comfy place to put a mouse girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196412
The character is the FeMC of Gal Gohan if the twitter post is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196413
>Guys try to mess with her
>She snaps and goes back to her gyauru self
And that's how she raped a guy and found a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196427
A girl that acts like a gyaru would be a pretty bad mother. Changing up her attitude and looks would be a nice change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196431
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196429
I hope she knows that I can't draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196449
You'll learn. I'm going to run half a marathon next Saturday FOR HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196449
She'll be happy just to watch your shows with you or shit-talk other anons with you while you shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196425
Look odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196428
These 2 sound like perfect girls
I would have so many tea parties with that Alice

>>17196443
Gyarus make the best mothers.
She would help her daughter put on cute fashionable clothes to catch the heart of the childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196451
I wish I DID IT FOR HER sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196454
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196459
You can, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196464
I know I can. But anon I'm the laziest fucker on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196460
I'm sure she has a great personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196425
They bite really hard with their mandibles
Also, they technically are not spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196467
Too lazy for love?

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196429
>No mouse girl will ever fall asleep in your lap and weakly shake her hips against you through her clothes
>She will never meekly whisper how much she loves you as she fidgets in her slumber

Would this situation be improved by other mouse girls wanting to sit in your lap as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196472
Stupid sexy fakedyke

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196458
I know they would make fer very delicious moms, but I don't know about raising a child like that unless the childhood friend comes from a rich family that can sustain the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196472
No! I love her. I'm just lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196467
Just spend some time alone thinking about her, think of how she feels seeing you get nowhere in life
Maybe she's fine with it, but if you aren't happy with your situation she won't be either
The first step is the hardest, once you're started it will be easy to keep up

>>17196481
She can make a living working at the library. Gyarus love books right?

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>>17196458
>I would have so many tea parties with that Alice
Tea parties with an innocent gyaru alice would be comfy.
I'd do my best to keep her pure and give her plenty of headpats but eventually mamono mana drives a man to do things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196485
Too lazy to show her your dedication?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196472
You can love them either way, you realize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196270
im not sure how these things work,
but I was under the impression you're suppose to do the writing first before the art?

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>>17196486
Anon I know it's bad. I know she hates me for that, but, you don't understand the kind of judgement and lack of motivation I get. I'll just give up. Enough blog posting from me though.

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>>17196472
i'm gonna fuck that cat's lewd thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196491
Why haven't you gone skydiving for your waifu, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Heretical Bapho Onee chans a best. They're always persecuted for their beliefs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196494
Maybe he already knew what he's going to write

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196486
>Gyarus love books right?
Of course! And they are super smart and awesome and cool. I'm sure she would get a really nice job and while all the boys would go crazy for her she'd only choose the one she loves as her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196499
>cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196500
Now what would that prove?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196472
>tfw know where she's from and the terrible truth about her
I still would but fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196472
I like that underwear,
air of innocence and purity but still shows plenty of skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196517
I could ask the same of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196524
That's pyjamas dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196527
Running a long-ass distance takes effort. Sky-diving takes money. One is dedication, the other is opulence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196520
Why bother when the fox is so much better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196487
>eventually mamono mana drives a man to do things.
Until that happens make sure to protect her smile and innocence. Tell her how cute her teddybear hair clip and how she looks like a Pharaoh princess thanks to her tan.

>>17196508
Exactly! Innocent gyarus are by far the best girls.
What kind of job would suit a Gyaru snake? I'm thinking something to do with laboratories and medicines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196536
Skydiving also takes effort, not to mention a spine.
You won't get over your fears For Her™?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196390
Cirno!

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls and jojo references go hand in hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196606
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196596
I'm poor, anon. Don't bully me.
>>17196606
Vampire says "wryyy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196576
>Until that happens make sure to protect her smile and innocence. Tell her how cute her teddybear hair clip and how she looks like a Pharaoh princess thanks to her tan.
It would be difficult helping her with those nails knowing that eventually due to her aura they're the same hands I'd be holding down when mating pressing her.
Alices and Dormice have it rough, they're so adorable but drive men to do terrible, terrible things.

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>>17196620
My point this whole time has been that it's fine to attribute some goal to your waifu, but foisting that same goal on others won't have anywhere close to the same impact because they didn't make the connection to their waifu themselves. You made it up for them.

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>>17196576
That they are, anon. The gyaru snake would work at a lab and everyone would be surprised because she is not only the cuteste and hotest girl there but she is also the smartest. When they ask her about her boyfriend she'll blush because she is waiting for the right person.
All her gyaru friends will be amazed too and follow the same path as her!!

Gyarus are so nice. Is your waifu a gyaru, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196636
Not him but yes. I have two gyaru waifus to be perfectly honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196650
I see! What species are they? I bet they are everything a gyaru is down to the core, someone that other girls look up too.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17196597
Tanned Yuki-Onnas deserve all the love, especially if they show it off at the beach to attract boys.
No man can resist a cool Yuki-Onna's embrace during a hot summer day.

>>17196621
One moment you'd be helping her put on a pretty rainbow nail paint, the other you would be pounding her so hard that she would get heart pupils.

>Alices and Dormice have it rough, they're so adorable but drive men to do terrible, terrible things.
I know exactly what you mean. Dormice are so cute and comfy that you'd want nothing more than to sleep and cuddle with them, sadly that's not happening without some very lewd stuff too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196632
I have brought shame upon my famiru.
>>17196673
We still have writefags around? And a good one at that? This is a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196636
Royal buttslut waifus > gyaru waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196691
Matango waifus > gyaru waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196672
One's a pleasure model automaton and the other is an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196678
>One moment you'd be helping her put on a pretty rainbow nail paint, the other you would be pounding her so hard that she would get heart pupils.
I feel guilty for feeling aroused by this. Pure gyaru alices are for protecting, not fucking but it's so easy to imagine her with tan lines when the clothes come off.
>I know exactly what you mean. Dormice are so cute and comfy that you'd want nothing more than to sleep and cuddle with them, sadly that's not happening without some very lewd stuff too
I feel a little less guilty about dormice, maybe due to the fact they have some kind of chest and it makes it feel less wrong but they're still made for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196702
But are the matangoes gyarus?

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>>17196636
Yes, she is a gyaru Alraune who homemakes all her perfumes, beauty products and accessories
I like to think that she stumbled upon a fashion magazine that focused on gyarus and that's where she got her style from

There is no sight that can warm a man's heart more than seeing the sparkles in his gyaru wife's eyes when she proudly tries on new accessories

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196703
An alp huh? So he liked gyaru fashion, got it up the butt so much that he alped? I bet she was pretty happy when that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196724
Matangos have no understanding of fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

Best monstergirl with the opposite personality of her species norm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196732
I see. I bet she would make for a very beautiful girl indeed with her flower being gyaru colors, like deep yellow and orange spots. She can also spread the culture through her pollen and products which makes her even nicer!

[Anonymous No.]

>matango alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196732
She ever go full manba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196743
Submissive hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kiss a Frankenstein?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196775
The spores are making people gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196702
I think matangos are still worst, but it's probably because I don't care about used goods as long as she doesn't go back to her gyaru ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196790
Too busy kissing the rippers butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196743
Lazy hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196790
I don't think the Creature would like it.

It would ignite a fire in her heart and, in her words: "Fire bad."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196790
If it was Fran Midorikawa's big sister or Adorea, gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196801
What's the point in an anal nelson if she isn't going to struggle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196734
Yeah well they're just two of eight waifus I have in my harem.
But I don't want to fly my autism flag this early in the morning though. So I'll just stop talking now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196790
I wonder why KC hasn't done a version of Frankenstein's monster yet. He would probably make a really cute one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196808
>Fran Midorikawa

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>>17196712
>I feel a little less guilty about dormice
That's normal, Dormices know about lewd stuff and they enjoy it. Meanwhile Alices are 100% innocent and forget about it as soon as it's over, they just think they had a good time with their onii-chan.
Alices are cruel creatures, how can someone handle seeing her genuine smile of happiness when you play with her and then the twisted perverted version she adorns when you fill up her insides? That's enough to drive a man insane.

>>17196766
Thanks man, that means a lot.
I wish we had more plant lovers, they're the most ignored family of monster girls despite being one of the most wonderful one.

>>17196777
>Manba
I thought people still called it ganguro. And no, she doesn't use much makeup if any most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196790
Yes. I'd also kiss a frankentaur too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196821
For what purpose is meme arrow used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196814
Prone boning and locking her in a headlock while calling her a lazy sow and trying to get her pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196790

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196824
Ganguro is just the tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196827
>Fran Midorikawa

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>>17196817
That's a pretty big harem there. If you don't mind me asking, would the gyaru alp have the other girls try some fashion too? Myabe just to see how they would look.

>>17196824
I agree with that. Plant girls are pretty nice and you could do a lot with their pollen and petals.

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>>17196824
>have Alice waifu
>even though you've been married for twelve years she still acts like when you two first met
>she has no recollection of how her daughterus were born just the fact that she's now a mama
That cheerful, bright smile of hers mixed with her absentmindedly rubbing her baby bump would be too much for my heart to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196852
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196878
>Fran Midorikawa

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised people are okay with talking about sluts now without anyone going crazy about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196790
>Frankenstein
>file name fate grand order
are you telling me they made dr frankenstein into a chick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196866
>She still thinks she is a virgin and has her hymen to prove it
>She deeply loves her daughters and doesn't have a doubt they are hers
>She somehow doesn't know how child are conceived despite having birthed 3
Maybe it would be better to move to Wonderland and go crazy, at least you heart won't have to suffer through a rollercoaster of emotions

>>17196878
Fran is a waifu-tier cutie, but Adorea is an abomination who only a freak would marry
I'd still call her cute and hold her hand though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196914
I love Adorea and I want to make her feel like a woman with my musk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196824
>>17196866
Reminder that, should you desire it, an Alice taken to Wonderland will thereafter retain their memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196910
In japan, anything can be a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196910
No, they made Frankenstein's monster into the bride of Frankenstein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196910
Its fate, there's like 10 versions of varrying genders of every character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196943
even batman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196919
That's an admirable goal.
I hope you help her build up the courage to put on cute clothes and go out with you in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196500
cause shell just go through the harness

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196973
Batgirl already exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196986
as a servant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196986
So does Batwoman, but she's a dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196864
Yes the Alp helps everyone with their fashion, much to Andrea's (my scarred Jinko bodyguard/waifu) chargin. I guess that's why she likes 3-O (the automaton) so much, she doesn't put up much of a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196997
>Alp
>Andrea
OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197002
What the fuck are you blabbering about now anon?
They're just names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196824
>Alices are cruel creatures, how can someone handle seeing her genuine smile of happiness when you play with her and then the twisted perverted version she adorns when you fill up her insides? That's enough to drive a man insane.
Yet at the same time turn dicks into diamonds. Alices are the true thinking man's fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196926
What hasn't Japan turned into a cute girl yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197017
isnt there like a monster where if you know its true name you become its master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196373
A friend of mine in Israel sees them a lot. He says since it gets so hot there they'll often seek shade, going as far as following people just to stay in their cool shadows.
I wonder if camel spider girls follow tall boys just to stay cool in the summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197046
Well, unless there is some bizarre manga about food turned into girls, I'm going to say steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196673
Nice work. Victor's trainer is a bit of a twat from the sound of things, but I'm sure this will all make sense in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197069
Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197050
Are you using drugs again, anon?

>>17196997
I can imagine how fashion crazy the alp must get with all those girls around him, ready to be dressed up and look fancy. The automaton would work as a perfect test subject, but I can see jaded girls just saying "no" and other ignoring her.
Unless you want a gyaru harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197073
Stop. I'm now thinking of T-Bone-chan asking me to cover her in my "special steak sauce".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196984
The daily occurrences that would happen because your waifu is a Slime would be so comfy
There should be a slice of life manga about an Anon and his Slime waifu

>>17197069
Small camel spiders doing this would be cute, big ones would be worrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197103
>you will never be stalked by a CC Camel Spidergirl who's scared that you'll reject her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197090
3-O and a few of the other girls will listen to what Kristi has to say about high fashion, but Andrea likes to wear her combat gear (or suits when we're out somewhere fancy) and the manticore twins like the style but never will admit that to Kristi. And no one but I can get my childhood friend paladin-chan out of her custom made suit of armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197069
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197135
>High fashion
I bet she must feel all proud and confident when talking about it, even puffing her chest out when the girls go with it. For the Jinko she could just put her on a slippery slope, making her wear some comfy armor at first and slowly remove the pieces until she is okay with wearing light clothing.
Must be hard for pala-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196903
Next in line: cuckoldry. We can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196903
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196903
What sluts, I'm not following the conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>complain about not having enough niggers
>releases DLC that just makes 2b and 9s tanned
>there you go retard
how mad would this shitter be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197282
wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197249
>>17197274
He's talking about other anons stances on gyaru and ganguro girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197282
They are making nigger skins DLC for nier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197290
yeah, hope this cat will make up for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197282
Niggers will inherit the world and that is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=63443818&page=5

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197298
Gyaru girls were never sluts in 2D. The pure gyaru is an archetype.

Ganguros do tend to be sluts, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to curb your waifu's shitposting habits, anons

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically, what are the chances of the new World guide to get translated?
MGE2 got licensed before anyone begun translations, but there is nothing holding back the Sabbath world guide right? It's not like they will ever license a book about a lolicon cult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197340
Why would I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197336
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197337
Most gyaru doujin I've seen contain sluts though. Sure, I get there are pure ones here and there and anons imagine their waifus being like those but I also understand the disgust they would get at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196878
It's Fran Madaraki, not Midorikawa
She's also cute, super cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197354
Absolutely zero chance. Not only are seven seas not interested in anything outside of the actual guides, they couldn't use the whole "they're just petite girls officer I swear!" excuse for a Sabbath book.

[Anonymous No.]

>after a long day or working/adventuring you come home all sweaty
>waifu smells the testosterone as soon as you enter the house
>she loses it and attacks you
Do you live anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197354
Considering that first 2 world guides are not licensed - zero
MGE =/= MGE world guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197355
because neet lifestyles are unhealthy! do you really want a pasty and thin anubutt, for example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197375
>>17197381
What about fan translations then? Aren't the MGR guys paying a translator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197359
>Most gyaru doujin I've seen contain sluts though
Most gyaru doujins I've seen were about virgin gyarus. Maybe you confused them with ganguros or I was lucky, I don't know.

Anyway, I was more talking about the anime, manga and VNs, where you can see that archetype. Doujins are doujins after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197382
But shitposting is a honest skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197394
>>17197381
>>17197375
>>17197354
MGR is currently planning on getting the new Sabbath world guide translated, so long as KC and SSE don't ask them to stop.

http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1479#p23942

Quick reminder that all the commissions for this stuff come from the pockets of, usually 1-2 people so any financial help is more than welcome. Get in contact with PErentie of MGR if you're interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197394
I'm pretty sure he only translates profiles. Even WG2 and MGE2 are not fully translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197418
SSE shouldn't mind, they said they're happy to let fans continue what they're doing for most the part.
If I had any money to throw around I'd put some in the translation pool but sadly I'm not in a position to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197418
Good news.

I hope everything goes smoothly, I'll throw in 20 bucks if we're sure to get it done.

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>>17197408
Nah, just checked and you were either lucky or was using the "defloration" tag along with it. Also, aren't ganguros just slightly more tanned gyarus?

And I guess that's true. While normal gyaru was pretty normal, animes and mangas are using the pure type more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197448
What a slappable ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197359
I don't care if the gyaru is a slut or pure, as long as she's brown, has the dress style and stays loyal once she settles down, which mge girls do anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197455
I find them pretty hot too and would definitely tap that ass. Bonus points for short skirts and public transport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17190940

>>>/i/507350
idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197476
Based melon and god bless holstfag for his taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17190940

>>>/i/507350
idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197497
Stupid sexy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197463
I just want to bang a gyaru werewolf from behind in a shady love hotel while she checks her phone and blows gum.
And attempt to fuck her so hard the gum pops and she drops her phone to grip the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197418
Is the second WG fully translated? I remember lots of "translation pending" stuff in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197513
I have a thing for gyaru succubutts and elves. Would love to pound one from behind so hard she has to bite the sheets to hide her load moans. Filling all of her holes is also a must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197090
This is how i imagined that alp
Alps are cute. CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197550
Alps are men. You're gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197541
Both are great options.
Nothing like being approached for compensated dating by a gyaru succubus and getting her addicted to you so badly that you become the only client she sees any more, until she starts giving away freebes and becomes your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197516
Yes, it has been fully translated for quite a while actually - upwards of a year I believe.

The full text is available on the wiki: http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_II

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197550
>there are people in this thread hating Alps
What has this place come to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197560
I wouldn't break them that hard. Maybe once in a while because I wouldn't really want to marry her, just fuck a bit to let stress out.
We could still become friends though if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197488
Hell yeah man, some of if not the best money I've ever spent.
>>17197497
Glad I was able to get two ideas and in color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197583
Nothing wrong with that, a casual fuck with a slut is fine too. I'd probably be a regular at monster brothels if they were a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197593
I'd try my best to stay in line, but with some girls it just wouldn't be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197593
>casual fuck
The thing about this is, if you're okay with doing that with some monstergirls, would you be okay if you find out the monstergirl you marry was also doing casual fucks for years before being with you?

That's just going full 3DPD for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197550
That alp is qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197565
Hasn't it always been that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197497
Oh god, Melon. I want you to draw my waifu so badly. But she isn't a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197614
>spoiler
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197559
They're not. Gender bending is not gender transition, it's literally magically changing his body and mind into that of a woman.

"And mind" being the important part. Complete alps can't be told apart from regular succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197600
I know that feeling.
>>17197606
It's a risk with any MGE as it is, a lot settle down on their first time but there's also many who don't and it varies based on members of the species.
Personally I don't really care but at the same time I totally understand why people who want a pure virgin care about it and there's nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197614
Who she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197623
>I totally understand why people who want a pure virgin care about it and there's nothing wrong with that
I'm not really talking about them having to be pure virgins. I think there's a difference between a non virgin monstergirl who has fucked once before because X reasons and a monstergirl that likes casual fucks and/or works in one of those brothels.

But yeah If I could choose I'd rather a virgin.

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>>17197621
Still kind of weird if it's your childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197621
Gender bending is still fucking faggotry, alps are still men and faggots, and alpfags are faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197634
True, but you could go on some epic bant crusades together.

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>>17197631
Don't get me wrong, there's still a difference between those things for me too but at the same time I'm apathetic to it all, as long as the girl wasn't taking part in public gangbangs or taking guys transformed into a horse via wonderland potions then I wouldn't care. Those are the only two things that cross the line for me.

Pure virgin a cute too though.

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>>17197656
Same. Virginity really is somewhat overrated in my mind. Believe me, I would know.

[Anonymous No.]

We don't have enough pics of monstergirls in lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197636
I bet you think that you'll catch the gay if anything rainbow colored even brushed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197660
>overrated
It's really subjective. See how it changes from culture to culture and from century to century.

>>17197656
>public
I guess private ones are okay

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>>17197661
Proper maidens wear panty under garter.

[Anonymous No.]

>muh double standards
>virginity is overrated
t. tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that today is Daughteru Dicking Day, the one day where you can dick your daughteru without any negative consequences!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197660
Yeah, I think people care TOO much about it but like anon said it changes from culture to culture.

Here it's normal to greet girls with a kiss on the cheek, but in some other places that can be a bit too much. I can only imagine what would happen if I did it to a mg.

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>>17197661
It's hard to find a place for lingerie when you have distinct lewd and non-lewd pictures
Lingerie is a weird in-between + monster girls aren't really known for their taste in underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197688
Come on now, it's been a nice discussion with everyone agreeing that any girl is fine as long as YOU'RE comfortable with her. That's a good conclusion.

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>>17197660
I wouldn't call it over rated, as much as I don't care about it myself there's legitimate reasons for people who do care about it.
>>17197672
>I guess private ones are okay
Oh you joker. Really though a private one that was dopleganger potions for a single guy and being a public use slut who fucks the entire town square at once is entirely different in my books. Besides, I'd totally use those potions on a cheshire myself just out of sheer rage at her smugness.
>>17197688
Personally I don't give a shit about stands or double standards, it's more apathy if anything.

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>>17197688
I was the one talking in favor of virginity and there's no need to do that as >>17197693 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197661
Well yeah. Your pic is clearly not monster girl. And not even good looking humoon
At least post touhou or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197689
What happens if my daughteru had developed an Electra complex and never talked to my waifu about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197717
Spare thed rod spoil the child

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197715
>not good looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197731
>tub of lard
>good looking

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>>17197723
I don't know, I still feel weird whenever I start thinking about incest with my daughterus, even if they are literally born to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197723
>Literal child abuse
Go back to the 1800s, there are better ways of punishing children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197661
>that hair
>that body type
>that seductive lingerie
Hello boner. Also just went looking for other things the artist has done and came across this https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=39909018

We also need more office lady monster girls getting molested.

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>>17197745
He was talking about his dick you big dumb idiot

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>>17197739
>That
>A tub of lard
Go fap to stick figures and let the big boys talk anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197740
That's pretty normal. You should be worried if you don't feel weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197614
Melon does non monstergirls, he has a few pictures of Hikage from senran

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197731
It's very meh 6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197748
Oh okay.
Go back to hell then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197753
>Hikage
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197565
Alps are more popular now i've seen a lot more being posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197751
Good point.
I'd rather have my waifu shrink herself down for a week and act like my daughteru than fuck the actual daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197746
I want a super timid and earnest Tentacle office lady who always gets blamed for sexual harassment when in reality she's the only one in the office who doesn't

And then one day she gets Anon alone in a broom closet and can't take it anymore and snaps and rapes the everloving fuck out of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197750
>United States of McDonalds standards

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>>17197497
melon's coloring is very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197765
Alpfags are getting more bold and trying to push their poorly disguised gay sex fetish here instead of staying on /lgbt/. Again a perfect example of the cancer festering if they aren't immediedly told to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197497
Wew
Wasn't a fan of your sketches, but colored pics are very nice

[Anonymous No.]

Easy way to tell if your breasts are head-sized? Use your head.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17197767
Daughter roleplay it's still really weird, but at least it's not the real thing and can keep you in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197784
>gay sex
But Alps are female. What are you talking about?

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>>17197784
By that logic. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197799
>born as men
>girls
Nope, they are trannies.
Tranny and trapfags are more cancerous than furries nowadays desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197770
That sounds adorable yet lewd.

I want to molest an uptight Hakutaku office lady so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197739
>stick
A bit of fat in 2D is not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197784
You want the faggots to fuck off? Do the world a favour and be the first to do so then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197770
>Manager Anon is bent over looking for something he dropped while his cute secretary Tentacle gulps but clutches her notepad dutifully
>Suddenly Cheshire coworker teleports in and snickers before spanking Anon when he's not looking, then immidietely teleports out
>"N-no wait s-sir! It wasn't me! I-I was... it was...!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197816
>trannies
I don't think you know what that word means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197647
yeah but then shed say things that would give strange looks in mixed company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197798
It is pretty strange, even to me, but imagining my now small waifu in a schoolgirl uniform waiting to be put in anal full nelson is too much for me to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197839
Such as?

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>>17197770
It'd be really hard to get coffee that hasn't been tampered with. Adding their milk, nectar, poison or good old fashioned benzodiazepines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197840
Wanting to fuck her as a lolis means you are a lolicon, if you pretend she was your daughteru you are a potential daughteru dicker that will give in when the thread talks about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197850
Only lolis with big butts.
I have some shred of decency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197842
>conversation wit another mon couple about the area
>they point out this nice place they found with a creek
>alp wife recognizes it as an area you two would explore as kids
>"oh I know that place! me and anon use to go there all the time when we were boys"

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>>17197859
I don't know if making her have a big ass can help you there, anon. I'm sure you'd make the sabbath very happy by admiting that you are a lolicon and you love your daughteru just like your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197880
>>17197859
if a girl has child bearing hips i dont really consider it loli,
looks more like a short woman to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197880
You make lolicon sound so exclusive, when both small and big have their charms.

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>>17197880
>I don't know if making her have a big ass can help you there
I really doesn't, actually. Plus, I only really want 1 girl to buttfuck senselessly.
>>17197887
That sort of depends, sometimes they look more like petite women or young teens and other times they look far younger.

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>>17197905
wide hips are a womanly trait, i just cant see a girl with that as young,
like that one demon girl from monster musume,
suppose to be the token loli i guess, but i just dont see her as one.

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>>17197887
If it's a child then she's a loli. It isn't really that hard.

>>17197899
It's just that some people deny being lolicons when they just love that tight little pussy.

>>17197905
>I only really want 1 girl to buttfuck senselessly.
If you say so. At least that makes you less of a degenerate and can give you a peace of mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197911
Good point. I guess "small" would be better to describe girls like that than just saying they are a full-blown loli.

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>>17197739
Better?

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>>17197923
I won't deny being a lolicon though. Not being able to go balls deep because she's too small to hilt the whole shaft into her still appeals to me.
I just don't want to molest my own daughteru, really.

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>>17197937
Why is lacy lingerie so fantastic, and why aren't they're more girls with it?

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>>17197937
Much better but still a human
Delet

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>>17197939
But the best thing about little girls is giving them more than they can hold.

Oh well, at least the daughteru is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you imagine all the father's day gifts you'd get as a Giant Mouse papa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197952
>But the best thing about little girls is giving them more than they can hold.
That's why you keep pushing the limit until it all fits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197959
Knocking out a loli with my dick is something I'd definitely want to try in a world with MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197956
>Anon is father of 3 dozen Mice daughterus
>Father's day rolls around
>He gets buried in "Best father in the world" mugs, arts & craft, handwritten letters and other items
The hardest part would be thanking all of them equally

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>>17197979

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197979
>>17197985
I'll make sure each and every one of them knows just how thankful I am and how much I love them!

[Anonymous No.]

>Watching tv late at night, infomercials start popping on.
>The screen suddenly turns to a shortstack Tanuki in a business suit.
>"Have you always wanted to life the high life, but always found it out of reach?"
>" Wanted to live through enchanting days, and mysterious nights, but it's just too hard to break into high society?"
>"Want your life to be a whirlwind of magic and love?"
>" Well now your dreams don't have to be dreams, with this new, innovative product!"
>The camera pans to the left, revealing several zombie girls in large boxes, with a plastic window to see the confused but passive zombie girls.
>Kind of like giant doll boxes.
>"Now, with out patented Grow Your Own Wight Kit, every man can live the enchanted life they've always dreamed about!"
>"Simply call one of our amazing operators, and we can have the kit sent to you overnight!"
>"Once your kit arrives, just shower it with your love and affection, and in no time at all, a beautiful, mysterious, cultured beauty will be yours for the taking!"
>The tanuki's voice speeds up slightly
>" Grow your own wight kit llc is not responsible for sudden marriages, unless that's what you wanted at which point we take total credit. "
>"So call now, and grow the life you've always wanted!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197905
Good, pear shaped lolis are for buttfucking.

>>17197911
Wide hips look so alluring on lolis exactly because they are a highly sexual trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197973
Knocking a loli out and watching her freak out and pass out solely from inserting a dick that's far too large for her is probably the best sight you could imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198054
They really are just asking to get buttfucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197998
Are there enough hours in a day for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198080
time magic

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>>17198023
What if I want the desert Tanuki?

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>>17197985
Not only would father's day be something due to the all the daughters just imagine having to celebrate their birthdays, or getting them gifts for christmas, or even remembering their names. It's best to only have a max of five daughterus with your mouse wife to prevent potential problems like this in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198080
>part 2 is still not translated
Fug, what taking them so long, that guy said he is doing second part as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197861
>implying monsters aren't jealous of the love only a childhood alp can provide.
Alp occupation:bro/wife

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>>17198061
Having her mind go blank and her spazzing out on my dick would be pretty nice. Filling her up by using her as an onahole would be a pretty nice way to finish things.

My waifu isn't a loli though and I don't really like her as one so even if she became real it's one of those things that will be just in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198126
Well, thanks to magical shenanigans, she could probably turn into a loli for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198139
That's the thing, I don't like her as a loli so I wouldn't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198142
Well that makes sense.
Just hope she doesn't "accidentally" shrink herself and tries to play it off as you having a weird dream.

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>>17198156
I'd treat her as a kid then. She is going to get all the piggyback rides and tickles.

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>>17198094

The operators double as a speed dating hotline. You call and when they ask you how they can help just start describing yourself and what you're wearing, plus add in a line somewhere about how lonely you are. When the other end of the line goes quiet, unlock your front door and wait on your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Cursed dolls are cute!
CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198165
I'm not sure that's the response she expected but at least she's having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197788
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198184
> " Hello, welcome to Tanuki Mercantile Services. Remember, no refunds, no returns, no problems. "
" Hello, I would like to issue a complaint. "
> " A complaint? Is this about the hospitals? We've told you before, sterile equipment is extra. "
" No, it's about this make-a-wight kit that I ordered a week ago. "
> " Oh? What's your complaint? Please note, we withhold the right to record, review, or stop this call at any moment. "
" Well, I ordered a kit. I ordered a light grey, lithe kit. Supposedly, this is supposed to make sure the final product is tall and pale. However, when I got it, it's short, brown, and it's got a big fluffy tail. "
> " May I speak to the kit? I believe you may have recieved a shipment from one of our factories in the Mist Continent, which sometimes has translation issues regarding orders. "
" I'm not happy about this, but sure, here she is. "
> " Is this the kit speaking? "
>> " Carol? Is that you? "
>" Elizabeth? What are you doing? "
>> " Look, he just sounded so lonely and just my type! I decided to make a slight adjustment, at a slight fee. He had already given me his card number! "
>" WHo's going to cover your shift? "
>> " Tell Julie to do it. "
" Wait, you charged me? "
>> " Relax, I come with a dowry. "
" You're not even a zombie! Zombies don't steal my wallet after I open the box! "
>> " Carol, I think I'll have to call you back. "
>> " OK, so your order was changed a bit. Big deal. We're more about throughput then veracity anyway."
" I'm not going to get a smug wight, am I? "
>>" Smug costs extra. However, I think we can work out a deal..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198200
This guy's doujin are top quality stuff. I wish he made doujins more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198204
If she had fun like that I'd tease her to no end to the point where she would go back to her normal state just to rape me. She knows I'm not into little ones that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197973
>>17198061
>>17198126
>wanting to go rough on the lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198231
Going gentle gets you heart pupils. I want her to ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198235
What about heart pupils alongside the ahegao/torogao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198231
I just can't love lolis tenderly. It's either extra rough or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198239
That forbidden technique was lost when the Northwestern Dominion fell into the sea. Nobody's ever managed it since, though several men have died in the attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198248
Somebody should fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Think of it, anon. To never again walk on a summer's day, with a hot wind in your face, and a warm hand to hold. Oh yes, I'd rape for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198200
Personally I like my Dolls taller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198227
Yeah, that guy is absolute top
Awesome art and interesting heartwarming story. New rustle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198260
I want a Yuki-Onna to scream and cower as my fingers fall off due to frostbite after extended handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198231
They're built for senseless breeding though.

[Anonymous No.]

Older Mice prefer aged cheddar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198263
>Dolls taller than me.
U w0t
What dolls are taller than humans? Those creepy kurigimiru things or how it was called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198282
Those breasts must yield lots of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198279
They're too young for breeding, they're for gentle lovemaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198309
The Plain Doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198282
That mouse ain't big enough for the daughterus I'm planning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198266
He always plays on the emotions and his art is amazing, guy could easily go legit if he wanted but he's a doujin god.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

https://nhentai.net/g/195489/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198263
Remember, the only requirement to be a living doll is to be a doll that was discarded. You can have a doll of any body type or modelled after any MGE race you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198352
>Implying I wouldn't make it as part of a plot to hit girls with specialized demonic energy to make them turn into those girls pictured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198282
Time to make a brood or three!

[Anonymous No.]

so if I marry a cursed sword and she becames a mother will she be still a chuuni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198404
She might be even more chuuni to look cool to her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196818
It's because a grotesquery possessed by what would essentially be a lightning revenant is silly and not worth writing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198414
Watching your daughter grow from a cursed dagger to a cursed sword must warm the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198425
i dont know what you are trying to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198425
You could make a lot of monster ideas by putting them simply like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198425
>silly
Remember that this is the setting where there is a species that is a fetus that gets so horny that it tries to fuck you before being born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198469
w-what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198414
a mature woman trying to look cool and roleplaying.
I think I would laugh at her, but at the same time I would find it super cute too and sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198485
Come now, don't tell me you forgot about the Humpty Egg.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be glad at the gift your waifu and daughteru gave to you today. I got a cornucopia full of fruits and sweets the two had gathered and made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198469
That's one of my favorite species! Humpties need more love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198485
Humpty eggs anon.
You know, the girls whose slime is used to increase dick performance.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain the silly mastah meme? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198582
it's now nip girls say master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198582
It portrays a masters inability (or sanity-saving measures) to understand his maids eldritch ways.

[Anonymous No.]

What if mge was a Saturday morning cartoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198260
>And behold I shall be a blight upon the land, and everything I touch shall wither, and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197418
And if they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17196385
Meanie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198619
The sabbath funded cartoons are probably pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198619
>If someone tries to touch you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable
>That's SO GOOD
The adventures of haughty speed-mouse and her genki twintailed kitsune companion as they rape EggAnon, who just keeps getting raped on his way to buy some eggs from the store, forcing him to make elaborate machines to do it for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198260
>>17198658
>I failed you. I wish I could say it any other way, but I cannot. I can only hope and pray that you can forgive me, in a place where a warm hand waits for me.

>Take a good look, Doctor. I've been like this for nearly fifty years, but I haven't aged a day; I have become what many men only dream of: An immortal. Yet, there isn't a single day, hour, or minute that I don't think of death. It obsesses me. Even now.

>Tell me, Batman. Have you ever seen a flower die? Watched as something so beautiful, so full of life collapse and rot from within?

>Remember. There might be some momentary discomfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198619
>cute apophis trying to kidnap pharoah's husband.
>alp trying to catch childhood friend with goofy A.C.M.E gadgets.
>autistic hellhound that speaks gibberish and can turn into a tornado.
>jubjub with a lisp argues with a white rabbit.
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198497
I doubt most monster girls even know father's day is a thing
You can introduce it to them as a human tradition that you care about and then they'd follow it, though they would probably put a monstrous twist on it
Now the question is, what sort of monstrous twist would your waifu and daughteru put on it?

>>17198582
I think it started out when an Anon asked how would a Shoggoth react to something (I forgot what) and another Anon replied that she would find him silly and his human issues silly
It happened fairly recently, I'd say less than 6 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198724
My very own human boy, I will hug him, and squeeze him, and love him, and pet him, and hug him, and call him George

[Anonymous No.]

Khornettes and Khornette accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198845
At least link the album
http://imgur.com/a/IUhQM

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone talks about salamanders motivating their partners,
what about hyping up the salamader instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198856
Never before have I thought about fucking a Khornette so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198845
Someone's hankering for her true name to be found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198877
But then her tail flares up, sets off the sprinklers, and gets her white shirt all wet and transparent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198877
That may result in an overenthusiastic Salamander knocking someone over and driving her tongue down his mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198856
Wait, was that a pic from motherfucking late night?

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1076807/f40d3d630e/
>full colour chuuni demon
Wish it was longer than 4 pages but it's still great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198877
The best way to fire up a salamander is to treat her to something exciting
Like sports
or videogames
Or homemade food cooked in a epic style
or 1 on 1 combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198949
>spoiler
But that always ends with obscene, sweaty wrestle-sex in the middle of the fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198888
Put in the context of MGE, Khornettes are the ultimate battle-fuck.

>Claws and horns laced with DRS so as to make the air hazy and cloudy with red mana, since no killing allowed
>Just being in the presence of one fills human men with the desire to fight, going so far as to lose their senses of selves in the blood rage
>Vaginas are basically sexual flashlights/portals to Hell
>Willing to tongue fuck and bite their man to mark him
>Infusing him with so much of their demonic energy that the more time they spend in the Fray with their wives, the more their bodies get shifted into the ultimate warrior, the pinnacle of human athletic perfection
>All for EVEN MORE FIGHTING AND FUCKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198949
I wonder what would happen if I beat a salamander but refused to take her, commenting that I only want a mate that can beat me.

>>17198988
Don't forget that the more you fuckfight with one, the stronger she'll get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198877
>CC married salamander
>Finds Anon's old sword while cleaning one day
>A smile comes to her face
>when anon comes home. she's put on her old Armour, her aged curves adding to the charm.
>She hands anon his sword and armour.
>"How long has it been since we went all out? Come on, lets fight for old times sake!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198988
Perfect, they sounds like ogres on steroids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198988
Khornettes are all well and good, but are you man enough to bed Emperor-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199004
I don't bed skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198487
>you will never find out that the CC Wurm department manager at your job likes to play tabletop RPGs and occasionally LARPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198898
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199021
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199021
Latenight is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198662
Then translations will stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199061
Can't they secretly do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198451
>>17198469
Except Adam was created by an amalgam of human body parts, and would look absolutely unfuckable if made into a monster girl. No amount of mamano mana is going to save you from the fact that she's seven girls in one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199066
Someone COULD but the folks over at MGR aren't interested in that. They want to maintain good relationships with the official MGE entities which are KC and SSE right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199073
Sse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199079
Seven Sea's Entertainment, owners of the English licensing rights to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199080
Oh I remember them
They got cold feet when they got the licencing for Kodomo no jinkan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199067
Doesn't sound so bad, Chimaera is four girls in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17198348
Can you just say his name for those of us not in the know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17199067
I've capped to abominations before

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>>17199100
Muk.

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>>17199089
Yes, those are the guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck a fat old alp to pay for your school's tuition?

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>>17199114
Probably.
Stage 2 or 3?

Where's all the weight settled?

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>>17199114
What stage?

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>>17199114
Yes, then I would cry in the corner afterwards.

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>>17199114
I'd become a male prostitute and fuck siths for money if it paid the bills.

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>>17199129
>>17199132
Stage 2 she has you on her phone contacts as faggot

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>>17199165
Eh, I'd tap it.

They're kinda like DIY projects that end in hot waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no smug, Devil sidekick

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>>17199114
Pretty much sums up what I'd do at MGCU. I'd have no problems sleeping with professors so I could get a passing grade.
Hell; I'd also have no problem being a prostitute in a brothel somewhere addicted to manticore venom. Something might be wrong with me.

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>>17199205
>tfw no smug loli Demon adopteru

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>>17199205
Those fucking thighs.

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>>17199217
No Anon! You must not give in to temptation!

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>>17199205
>I will never be a Saturday morning cartoon villain that has a devil sidekick that's madly in love with me but I'm to hellbent on taking over the world to realize that

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>>17199205
>tfw no devil wife with a body like an elin that pretends to be an imouto even though she's 300 years old

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>>17199224
You have to admit, those are some heavenly thighs.

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>>17199238
They're for squeezing your head, not releasing her blueberry thigh vice grip until you join her Demon cult.

[Anonymous No.]

We've gone into detail regarding desert variant monstergirls, so how about cold climate variants of existing species?

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>>17199238
But once you admit it, then you start thinking more things.
>like how her rear is pretty big for her small frame
>or how her eyes sparkle when she's happy
>or the thought of sitting on a swing on a front porch thirty years from now cuddling while watching your children play in the yard

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>>17199252
Behold, the Ice Wurm.

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>>17199265
That's not even a Wurm.

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>>17199252
Cold kiki would have huge puffy feathers and a scarf to go along with her maid uniform.

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>>17199252
Winter scheduledog

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>>17199258
>spoiler
You truly are a madman.

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I hope AlpAnon and Shoggocks pull a Belgianon and delete fucking everything

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>>17198707
Don't forget his two dopey automaton helpers who only love him platonically

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>>17199265
>Yetis hate her!

Just imagine how comfy it is to be coiled by her

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>>17199303
What did alpanon actually write wrong?

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>>17199172
>ywn make this depressed proffesor smile again.
End me.

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>>17199334
But she isn't overweight or old!
I've been lied to!

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>>17199155
yeah what if she starts stalking you ?

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>>17199369
I'd need to rethink my plans that's for sure.

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>>17199340
She started going to the gym more and laid off the cofee creamer.

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>>17199382
Well shoot.

Now half the fun is gone.

Whatever, we can do that part later.

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>>17199367
Wolfus are for pushing down and spanking!

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>>17199394
Don't forget leashes.

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>>17199394
>>17199397
I want to ruin a wolfu with sweets and pampering till she's big and soft instead of being that proud wolfu she once was!

I want her to try and prove she isn't 'going soft' to the other girls by lifting a heavy weight only to find herself more winded than she used to be afterwards!

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>>17199378
Just go to the police. If you're lucky, maybe a nice policewoman will take you in.

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>>17199408
Poor wolfu. The others will bully her for her fatness.

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>>17199435
Thats fine, she can just come back with me for some home made sweets, cuddling, and a movie.

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>>17199408
I just wanted to use leashes and collars to demean a /fit/ wolfu, not ruining her figure and making her look soft in front of her friends.

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>>17199449
But this is MORE demeaning!
You can even do the leash on top of this!

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>>17199454
I'm conflicted on what I prefer more, a big soft wolfu who enthusiastically wears a collar and doesn't fight my advances,
or a fit wolfu that gets leash pulls and spanks because she's too prideful to do anything.

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>fatfags

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>>17199328
Literally turned Oomukade into a meme

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>>17199469
Both are nice, although I'd prefer the latter to be big and strong rather then merely fit.

One is a sort of trophy for 'breaking her in' while the other is feisty and a challenge.

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>>17199394
No, wolfus are for being pushed down by and being roughly loved by!

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>>17199478
Well, with the latter, you get the satisfaction of breaking her over a long period of time.
So I guess I would prefer a girl like her more.
>big and strong rather then merely fit.
Normal strong or strongfat?

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>>17199482
Vanilla Wolfus are for both.

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>>17199490
That's actually a good question.

One one hand, she starts out huge and muscular while the other has the strength along with a decent helping of pudge to make her look softer....


I think the answer for this scenario is to start with huge and muscled before working her over to strongfat.

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>>17199499
Personally, I'd just stick to just a tall and toned wolfu, or one similar to pic related.

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>>17199509
That's pretty good.

Having a big, strongfat wolfu that gets snickers from the rest of the pack when she meets up with them is part of the fun as well.

Especially when she snuggles up close to you with a pout after every meeting with them.

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>>17199509
This is the best answer.

Maybe I should commission ittla to do my fit hellhound firefighter what with all the overtime I'm getting.

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>>17199523
That would be ideal end result of breaking her.
>>17199526
ittla does do some pretty nice muscles.

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>>17199534
Yep, a big, strongfat wolfu that snuggles up each evening would be perfect.

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>>17199534
He does.

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>>17199537
That it would be.
Then again, seeing her in naked apron would also be fantastic.

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>>17199537
That sounds really nice. I imagine my hellhound firefighter coming home after a long day of work, scooping me up like I weigh nothing, and making me into her personal teddy bear. She would smell strongly of smoke.

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>>17199546
>Strongfat wolfu in a naked apron

I want this.
I want this badly.

>>17199549
Doesn't she normally?

And would it be woodsmoke?

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>>17199534

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>>17199553
The thought of a big wolfu being in a tight fitting apron due to stores often not even carrying her sizes is a very strong though indeed.

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>>17199539
>>17199560
Simply fantastic.

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>>17199553
Woodsmoke yes.

I have a feeling Hellhounds would love throwing barbecues.
>"Honey, what do we do if somebody asks for their steak to be well done?"
>"We ask them firmly, yet politely, to leave."

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>>17199563
Yep, her chest being crammed into so that her chest overflows it a little bit, the skindentaiton where strap are doing their best to stay on, and the way it would hug her frame would be fantastic.

Would love to get up behind her and give a good old grope of approval.

>>17199568
Good taste in steak and good taste in smoke.

All around good times.

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>>17199574
I don't know how long I could last before just telling her to bend over a table if she was like that.
A girl like that would be too attractive to not just jump onto her.

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>>17199593
Yep.

Use her wide hips as holds and be sure to give her fat ass a slap or two.

Those types of wolfus are for taking in doggy style and going till they can't stand and their filled to the brim with seed.

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>>17199603
>spoiler
That they are. Especially when they've been bad girls.

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>>17199603
>>17199619
>Punishing your strongfat wolfu
>Making her dress up in frilly pink panties and bending over to get spanked until her ass is beet red
>All the while her panting and sweating and yelping, saying may she please have another
>When her ass is right and truly tenderized, roll her over and get her to suck your dick, her tail wagging like crazy, diving all the way down to your balls with desperation like she'd die without your cum as you yank her hair and push her down deeper
I gotta stop I'm workin myself up

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>>17199619
Yep.
Get her down, pop some manticore venom, and go to town of fat wolfu fanny.

Keep going till she can't hold any more.

>>17199631
Cute!
Gonna have her drink all day!

Don't forget to molest her ears while she's got you deep in her throat.

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>>17199631
My goodness, now that's a mental image.
>>17199637
I wouldn't stop until her eyes glaze over in a torogao and we pass out still conected.

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>>17199568
>Uncensored never

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>>17199647
Good.

Make sure to properly use that wolfu.

Would go till she's got a hard middle from all the seed in her instead of the softness covered abs she normally has.

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>>17199631
>doggystyle with strongfat wolf waifu
>in and out repeatedly
>about to cum
>pull out and try to impale her with one last thrust
>she thinks you're trying to pull out, so she uses her ass to push you against the wall

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>>17199654
The best.

Nothing better than when they try to keep you from pulling out.

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>>17199654
And that's how her punishment gets started.

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>>17199654
This >>17199666
She's been a very bad girl, using her gigantic ass without my permission. That gets her some time strung up like a bad doggy for that fat ass to get some extra punishment.

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>>17199667
This doujin was weird as fuck but so hot.

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>>17199694
>Proud, muscled wolfu turned into anons strongfat cockslut.

The best of endings.

Would pamper her with sweets and attention after she's been a good girl.

Best bit is if, despite her 'softness' she is still supremely strong.

Would love when she's 'bad' and pins me to the wall and won't let go till I promise to stick it in her.

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>>17199708
>spoiler
That's the best part indeed. She COULD completely smother and crush you with both her immense size and immense strength, but she's submissive to you as the alpha and bends over for you on instinct when she merely senses that you're in a mood, whimpering in horny fear all the while.

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>>17199719
Yep.

Would be fun for her to be out and about in a dress and hanging off anon's arm only for some former rival of her pack to comment on how she looks more like a cow than a wolf thanks to her 'wimp of a husband.'

Would be fantastic for her to drop the sweet smile she had for a fearsome snarl, yank that wolf up by her neck using only a single arm, and to 'politely' inform the wolf that she's going to make her the beta-bitch if she ever bad mouths anon again.

Then she drops the girl, whose gasping for breath, and then turns on her heel with a sweet smile and her extra wide hips swaying as she goes over to her 'alpha sweetie' for a nice, big lunch as a reward.

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Drinkypede

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>>17199744
Looks cute.

Want her to drink my dick and maybe a little more holst milk to really get those cannons of hers going.

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>>17199744

Oh no. She's pretty

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>>17199252
Could a Yeti survive the desert if she's only awake during the night when it's cold?

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>>17199766
She'd pretty much be a nocturnal variant with less fluff in that regard.

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>>17199733
>Years later, anon has a veritable pack of daughterus with his wife.
>They're all big and buff like she used to be.
>They all wonder how their mom ended up like she is with dad, especially when they see older pictures of her.
>Only the oldest few know why, having accidentally caught the way their dad ravages her in bed.
>All discussion of this ends once mom comes to the dining table with fresh pancakes for the daughterus to enjoy for breakfast.

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>>17199799
>"Huh? Dad does WHAT to mom?"
>"No waay. She's like four times his size!"
>"Mom's boob is bigger than dad's torso let alone her arms, how the heck could dad do that in bed with her? You're fibbin, sis!"
>"...It would explain the yelping and weird noises late at night though."
>"Wait, you hear those too?!"
>"The ones that sound like a woman howling 'Im your little bitchslut daddy, punish my fat ass again you big alpha stud'?"
>"I... thought I hallucinated that..."
>Awkward silence as Anon enters the room whistling and smooches his wife before picking up the newspaper

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>>17199821
>Wife starts blushing and her tail goes into overdrive while all the daughterus just give a shiver of awkward disgust.
>The youngest watches their mom leaves only to ask the rest "But how would daddy do that if moms butt is bigger than his lap?"
>One just shrugs before stating that she doesn't hope they end up with another sister.
>"Mom may have to start going bra-less if she gets another kid, even the holsts are starting to stare at her."

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>>17199648
>artist only sells art in packs which cost up to $40

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>>17199777
I would still love a Yeti with less fluff and smaller snuggle lumps

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>>17199887
>uncanny valley

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>>17199887
WutFace

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>>17199887
>When_The_Void_Stares_Back.png

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>>17199887
That looks terrible.

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>>17199887
Y tho?

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>>17199913
Sucku
Sucku sucku sucku
I want glacies-chan to sucku sucku my popsicle~

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>>17199913
I'd give an Ice Queen my popsicle.

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>>17199923
Stop typing like a faggot.

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>>17199932
Glacies and her mama ice queen sucking on the same tasty popsicle?

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>>17199935
Thread police is here

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>>17199942
What happens when their tongues get 'stuck'?

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>>17199942
Would cock slap. Bonus points if the Ice Queen teaches the Glacies on how to do it properly.

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>>17199913
She's practicing for her future husband

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be fun to do with a shy sub elf? Give her a potion that temporarily makes her into a ferocious dom and leaves her fully aware of what she was doing after it wears off. Then seeing her face when you tell her you enjoyed her being so rough.

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>>17199859
If I wasn't such a poorfag, I'd buy it, mainly for the tentacle rape set.

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>>17199942
I hate the Ice Queen mom meme.

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>>17199971
I like it. Probably because I'm into MILFs.

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>>17199983
>Glacies' mom has got it goin' on

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>>17199968
>spoiler
if it weren't vore and rape it'd be marginally better
tentacles aren't my thing anyways so that picture gives me the heebie jeebies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200014
>vore
What.
Why

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>>17199994
Would tap. Just look at this body.

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>>17200029
Too much emotion.

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>>17200022
look at it and you will see

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>>17200043
I know they are supposed to be kuus and all of that, but damn that smile is attractive. I'd say this is Nav's greatest work.

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>>17200043
Maybe it's an Ice Queen that's warmed up to you?
They do get more emotional when they do that.

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>>17199968
Tentacles need to be torched. Druella made one mistake and that was keeping them.

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>>17200112
They're harmless. I'd keep one as a pet.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, think about how that horrid activity known as gardening is improved when there's a cute girl that looks forward to you giving her some extra water and a little trimming each day.

Water that cute tentacle enough and she may grow up to be a big, beautiful plant with great big sap sacks!

Also keep an eye out for loli honey bees, they may do something untoward.

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>>17200181
>Strongfat tentacle that has EXTRA THICK tentacles with more gripping power than a minotaur.
>spreads all four limbs over her head to empty your family jewels.
Not sure if want.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best way to have sex with a monstergirl anon?

Regular, or lady on her back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200245
>>17200181
Tentacle is my waifu! None can give their husband pleasure greater than she can!

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>>17200181
But loli honey bees are good for gardens. They remind Onii-chans to fertilize their alraune imoutos.

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>>17200181
Big
ole
bumblebee
girls.

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>>17200278
Big thick fat butts looking to get stung

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>>17200254
Cowgirl.

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>>17200278
I want to tell a beegirl that she is my queen!

[Anonymous No.]

I bet if I had a kitsune waifu, I might spend to much time in her mofu
>daughteru comes up to her mother, asking where papa is
>tumble out of her tails with a full grown beard, visibly confused and yelling "What year is it?!"
>"Sigh. Dear, it's 3 in the afternoon."

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>>17200312
>That pic
Is it REAL YANDERE HOURS

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>>17200307
>Shucks anon, you're sweet as honey!
Cheesy 50's etiquette beegirl girlfriend

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>>17200324
Actually I meant to use this picture, but deleting and reposting is too much of a hassle. Maybe I should get a kiki to help fix my laziness...Nah, too much effort. I let one come to me.

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>>17200254
Suspended congress is always a nice option.

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>>17200029
Where's my glacies dancer

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't there more interest in xeno monster girls? There's ACTUALLY a non-zero probability that they're real! You could meet one tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

Suppose, through some BS circumstances (won a lottery, she owes you a favor, etc.) your waifu gets to be Demon Lord for a day. The current Demon Lord is still in charge so all the monsters are still sexy, but your waifs gets to make changes to monsters that last for the next 24 hours. What species is she and what changes will she enact?

>Cheshire makes all monsters more mischievous
>Hellhound makes all monsters more assertive
And so on

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>>17200400
>There's ACTUALLY a non-zero probability that they're real!
>tfw this thought about my waifu is the only thing keeping me going
I never thought I'd fall this far.

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>You will never celebrate Dad's day with your family
>Daughter will never be super excited to make you dinner with your wife or something
>they will never give you a "Dad" gift
>You will never go on about how good the meal your daughter cooked for you was, making her super happy.
>You will never end the night by putting a movie you like on and cuddling them and watching it.

End it

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>>17200411
I feel you anon. I didn't have a very good father so I'd try to be the best papa I can for my daughteru. I just want to do things with her and make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200411
Why is it that this situation sounds so blissful, while at the same time having a yandere daughter who forces herself upon you and steals you away on father's day sounds equally appealing.

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>>17200312
You and me both.

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>>17200434
Cause you're a sicko anon, don't dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

Which girls are best at handling extreme heat?
>120°F / 49°C this week
>TFW no Glacie or Yuki-Onna to laze around with

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200447
But what If I don't have a choice?

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>>17200453
You always have a choice anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200278
>Giant Asian Hornet Girls

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>>17200434
They grow up so fast.

[Anonymous No.]

Found a really nice artist.

https://e621.net/post/index/1/dokumushi

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>>17200566
sexy

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>>17200566
[X] Doubt

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>>17200566
>https://e621.net
cease
>that art
I SAID CEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

Which OP better describes Monster Girl affection, MonMusu's "Saikousoku Fall In Love" or Kobayashi's "Aozora No Rhapsody"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200324

I wish there were more Illias pictures like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Which bug would you hug?

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>>17200743
This is furshit tier anon, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200760
Not if it's just hugging.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we never talk about best onee-chan, who also happens to be best imouto?
And what happened to all the Demon + Titania onee-sans talk we had?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200760
That looks exactly the same as the OP image of this thread, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200789
OP image at least has a human face

[Anonymous No.]

I want to awkwardly hit on a fox without knowing her real age

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200788
I wouldn't mind some Onee-san roleplay with my Demon Waifu. She'd need to give me some shotafication potions so I'd be shorter than her again but it'd be worth it.

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>>17200057
And they'd only show it to her husbando. She has a way of dealing with Ratatoskrs that got too curious.

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>>17200832
I'd think twice about it if I were you. Old foxes are extremely demanding and greedy.

>>17200875
You don't need to be shorter to be her otouto, just like an imouto doesn't need to be shorter than you
It makes sitting on her lap a tad awkward but that's about it. She can still care for you and pamper her beloved little brother even you have 2 feet over her

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>>17200904
Well it's more so she could feel older than me since it'd be kinda awkward trying to pretend she's my big sister being a 5' 9" somewhat heavyset guy while she's 5' 1" and perfectly squeezable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200904
I would do my best to satisfy her demands even if they are on the lewd side

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>>17200924
Squeezable short girls make great onee-sans, just look at the shortstacks from Granblue
Wouldn't you find it heartmeltingly cute if she bought a small pedestal to be able to hug you properly? She would even let you squeeze her wherever you want as a reward for listening to her orders

>>17200955
What if she asks you to plant the seed of life in her barren and aching womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200971
I'll only give in to her demands if she accepts my ring and be with me for the rest of our lives

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200971
But anon, her being taller than me is half the fun of Onee-san roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201004
I don't even know what she is

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>>17200994
Would really marry a fox who was already long past being a CC when you weren't even born yet?

>>17201042
Alright then, drink a shota potion and let her smother you in her softness
You will realize just how comfy it is to cuddle with her there is proportionally more of her to hug and bury yourself in

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>>17201055
Cute.

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>>17201004
Is there a reason you keep spamming that pic and question time and time again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201056
I'll tell her the only CC term I know is comfort cuddler, and I'll get my cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201061
He really wants to be a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201056
>Would really marry a fox who was already long past being a CC when you weren't even born yet?
That's the case for most kitsune though. They're just naturally long-lived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201056
If I don't cum at least twice between her thighs before she starts the paizuri then something's gone wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to propose to my imp minion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201082
Stop it! You're gonna make her blush.
And don't expect her to out on a bikini, it had been as xx years since she last went to the beach

>>17201105
>Smoking pipe
>Eye shadow
>Traditional kimino worn lewdly
>Large fluffy tails
This is the kind of foxes who cause men to become sluts

Although most foxes are Christmas cakes you can find young ones at the temples, if you're lucky enough to live near one you could even end up with a cute fox childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200014
>>17200022
>>17200045
I don't think there's any vore associated with it. To me, it just looks like a lot of tentacles. I don't know for sure though. I can only go off the one picture preview that's available. The artist doesn't really draw vore from what I can tell, just tentacle rape.

For those of you interested: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59700664

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201119
I can't think of a single thing that sounds better than a thighjob from a soft and loving onee-san

>>17201127
She looks dangerous. Are you sure you're not her minion?
And she needs to stop bingeing on Holst milk too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201136
If a bikini is too much, I'll make her wear a sexy sweater and she can't escape the comfy of the sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>Hybrid of a Phantom, Alraune and Dullahan
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201153
She is not scary, she is misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201156
Sweaters are no good either.
Her tails are going to lift up the back and reveal her butt. She is especially self-conscious about it because that's where all the fried tofu she eats seems to end up.

>>17201164
Undead plants are severely underrated.
I wish more artists drew some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201164
For what purposes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201156
Man I really wanna grope those ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200788
>that pic
What a fucking slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201156

Those big tall ears are fucking delicious.

I feel like those guys who always go on about thicker girls. Except I want bigger fox ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201172
When your so called minion makes you drink a weird potion and molests you while you are hallucinating it should make you question who is whose minion.

>>17201187
That's an extravagant wedding dress, nothing slutty about it

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>>17201214
She is my only reason to live, the only reason to be a wizard man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201156

[Anonymous No.]

Buttslut spiders.

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>>17201208
Is it true that ear fluff is extremely sensitive and that if someone was to carelessly handle it that would send the fox into a violent orgasm?

>>17201229
This is the kind of outfit that only a young fox can pull off
Look at how confident she is, she is even doing the cheeky fox sign

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug my squirrel waifu!

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>>17201230
I don't understand you Anon.
There are few spidergirl designs which allow for a full view and access to the butt. When you speak of spider butt are you referring to those few designs or are you making a joke about how most spiders have no proper ass?

>>17201241
If you hug her too hard she is going to turn into a mere female animal
Squirrels are fragile creatures

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>>17201214
It's turbo slut wedding dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201271
I have an obsession with both spider girls and butts and am constantly on the lookout for more spider girls with butts.

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>>17201286
Titanias are among the purest monster girls out there
Let her have fun with her fancy wedding dress, she doesn't realize how lewd and inappropriate it is

>>17201290
That's a healthy obsession to have, I too wish for more spiders with butts.
I especially love spider girls who have a human body frame and chitinous limbs + added spider bits, sadly that kind of design is rare

>Regura hasn't drawn a single spider girl
>There are no art focusing on an Atlach-Nacha's butt
Loving spider ass is suffering.

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>>17201309
>>Regura hasn't drawn a single spider girl
Yeah, he's drawn a few.
No focus on butt unfortunately.

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>>17201318
>he's drawn a few
Then I either missed out, or they don't look distinctively like spiders
That cutie on the right could be a spider, an ant or any non descriptive bug

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>>17201328
>8 limbs
Not really a wide range of stuff she could be actually.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember not to leave sweets in the forest, the giant ants will get it and get chubby

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>>17201334
I need to study my arachnology then
Anyways, may your quest be fruitful and your dreams filled with spider butt

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>>17201350
Giant Ants give all the food they find to the Queen
Don't act like you wouldn't enjoy being the breeding slave of a chubby Ant Queen

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>>17198755
this made my night

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>>17201397
Well, that WOULD sound kinda comfy.
Although heaven help her if the servants find a bakery and are gifted some sweets.

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>>17201423
You wouldn't be able to refuse a bunch of cute Giant Ant workers came into your bakery and asked for sweets for their Queen
I would personally give each 2 pastries, one for their Queen and one that I insist they eat themselves

The Queen's breeding slave can just help her work off the extra calories.

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>>17201241
The best way to get a squirrel waifu is to write her love letters I guess.

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>>17201499
I couldn't and that's the problem.

Soon there's going to be a huge of hefty giant ants next door that keep coming by for sweets!

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>>17201515
You can strike a deal with them.
They build you a house, a pool or whatever big construction you wish for, and in exchange you have to give them sweets whenever they come by
Giant Ants are honest workers, they will do a great job no matter what you ask of them

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>>17201532
Well that will be nice.


What if I ask for a wife?

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>>17201350
They can't get fat from just one piece of candy. It should be fine.

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>>17201540
Then they will immediately build a brand new bakery for you in their colony and you will move in as soon as it's done
You will then pick any Giant Ant to marry and live with
From then on your life would constitute of baking when your wife is at work and then pampering her when she comes back from a hard day of physical tasks

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>>17201547
That's what they all say!

>>17201561
Well that sounds nice.
But what if I want kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201547
Don't underestimate how much Ants love their sweets.

>>17201567
>But what if I want kids?
With enough love and pampering, and if you both wish for it your waifu will be able to become a Queen and then you can start your own colony.
At least that's how I assume it would work. Maybe workers can have children, we don't know for sure.

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>>17201579
Well that's good.

Gonna pamper her till they think she's an ant arachne.


I do wonder what happens when one becomes a queen.

Do her sisters dig her a colony as a baby shower gift?

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>>17201579
>>17201567
But it's just one or two pieces. Unless they go crazy and start stealing candies nothing will happen and I'm sure they exercise enough by digging holes and walking around all day.

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>>17201594
See, that's what you think would happen but in reality those giant ants start swarming and gorging on sugar till they're all chubby and the queen has to order the tunnels widened

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>>17201601
But after all the tunnels are big they'll be normal again. The only way for a giant ant to get fat is if she follows you home and you pamper her too much, which wouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take it any more, I need a Baphomet in a slutty police uniform to handcuff me to a bed and punish me for my lewd fantasies about girls like her.

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>>17201589
>Do her sisters dig her a colony as a baby shower gift?
Of course, they build her a small but comfortable colony to hell her start her new life as a Queen, they also gift her a nice reserve of food including a whole bunch of demonic fruits
Thanks to her sisters' help she will be able to truly lead a Queen's life and spend her days simply breeding with her beloved husband

>>17201606
What kind of twisted bastard would corrupt a hardworking ant?
Once she loses her work ethic it will be near impossible for her to get back to her old lifestyle

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>>17197361
Then who is Midorikawa and where did that name pop into my head in this context? Who could be behind this?
>>17197379
Contrary to popular belief, death by snusnu is not a common occurrence.

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>>17201638
That sounds nice, we'd need to visit the old nice every now and then as thanks.


And for that second part, I blame ant archanes who don't want to look out of place.

Bumping up the lazy drone count would help

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>>17199303
Dude, Alp invented the delete fucking everything tactic. He wrote the book on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201176
Luring lost ships on the high seas to ghostly graveyard parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201673
>Ant arachne trying to make the rest of the colony lazy so she doesn't stuck out


What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

Would Hakutakus take their kids on field trips in enchanted buses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201700
Science has shown there are always several 10's of percents of ants in any colony that are lazy and don't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201670
>Flayers implanting their name in anons' minds so that they feel familiar with them the first time they meet

>>17201685
I would walk toward the light like a moth If I ever spotted a luminescent undead Alraune
I hope she doesn't rape careless boys

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>>17201732
>Flayers implanting their name in anons' minds so that they feel familiar with them the first time they meet
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17201737
>flayers even trying to do so
>implying flayers haven't turned anon insane
>implying anon isn't a squid by then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201722
Really? Look at that genuine smile, there is no way cute girls like them would be lazy slobs!
I blame the Ant Arachnes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201748
Love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201748
Everyone laught at that unpopular fox trying to dress fashionably!

>>17201756
Nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201779
Nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201750
>ywn leave behind the shackles of both sanity and humanity in the loving arms of your chaos waifu, gaining limitless forbidden knowledge of the multiverse.

Kill me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201785
But if I kill you, how will you gain more Insight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201788
Why would you kill anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>a gyaru monster girl will never queen you
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201638
Near impossible, not impossible. If that happened she would be forced to workout if she wanted just a little bar of choco.

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>>17201792
>tfw no gyaru queen bee who gets me to lick her feet in public so I can stroke her ego and make her even more haughty

Himedere gyarus

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>>17201790
He just asked me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201792
I have the need to mating press her.

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>>17201781
Only a nerd would love a girl as awkward as her. Just look at her body language, it screams of how shy and uneasy she feels.

>>17201792
>>17201800
Making a worker bee feel like a queen is what makes life worth living.

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>>17201832
I don't think you know what a nerd is.

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>>17201722
Those girls would just be 'off shift or some girls that drank a bunch of holst milk and claimed they're 'dairy ants as an excuse to laze about, eat snacks, and generally avoid heavy lifting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201835
Back in my days being a nerd meant being the unpopular kid with the weird hobbies
Only such an unpopular kid would love an unpopular fox like her

[Anonymous No.]

What OLD HAG Monster Girls would be the most likely to try dressing in clothing that obviously doesn't fit them anymore to feel younger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201860
Demon.

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>>17201799
Getting an ant to work again after being spoiled for so long would require so much efforts and incentives
The chocolate bar would work once or twice but then you would need much better incentives.

>>17201837
>Dairy Ants
This is the most ridiculous excuse I've ever seen. Who drinks their milk? Definitely not the Queen, so who needs their service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201860
Insecure alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201860
Apophis and foxes. Also titanias, but they feel young regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201748
Pixiv has the best foxes.

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>>17201860
Otohimes, desperate Dragons, Pharaohs, Vampires, Demons and the like.

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>>17201880
Succubi counts too. Especially a certain CC headmistress of a MG school.

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>>17201867
>Anon comes home after a long day at work
>His Demon wife greets him and they have dinner
>She tells him to go to the bedroom, she'll get ready in the bathroom
>Anon sits on the bed and waits
>And waits
>And waits for what seems like forever
>Anon goes to the bathroom door, hears sobbing
>Kicks open door to see if Demon wife is okay
>Demon wife crying while she tries to fit on seductive business attire, but belly and mammaries stop her from putting it on
>Like any dutiful husband, Anon comforts her
>"But I wanted to surprise you! This is the outfit I first seduced you with....Now I can't even get it on.... "
>Anon doesn't care, gropes pudgy belly
>Anon tells her he loves her, even when she's pudgy, continues groping her
>"Stop that!"
>He tells her when he signed her marriage contract, she didn't say anything about belly groping
Lewds ensue

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>>17201860
Every prideful species who refuse to embrace the lewdness of their aged bodies
They would keep saying stuff like "It still fits!" Even though they are nearly bursting out of their clothes

>>17201880
>Otohimes
Oh man, the things I would give to see a busty Otohime try on her old school uniform. I might die when the buttons give in and are sent flying like bullets, but it will be all worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Ratatoskrs in oversized parkas and cute beanies reporting on Ice Queens, Yetis, and Wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201869
I could just flee and have her chase me as an exercise, I could also deny sex. There are a lot of ways to force a monster girl to do something and she would be too fat to escape.

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>>17201792
>queen you
No alps allowed in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that wild Jubjub claws are very sharp and can easily wound you if you aren't careful.

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>>17201869
Of course the queen won't!

The commoners will.

It's high in protein and can be made into cheeses and butters in addition to milk.

Those dairy ants do their part!

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>>17201974
>implying they wouldn't have Demonic Silver properties

[Anonymous No.]

Will she be able to protect you from those awful horrible homewreckers?

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>>17201922
Otohimes are too good for this world. I'd tell her it's okay and that she still looks as good as she was back then.

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>>17201854
In my day nerd meant someone who is good with computers and likes math.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never wake up in the morning feeling at peace with the world because you are unconditionally loved by someone and love them back just as much
>the amazing sex is a nice bonus

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>>17202120
Haha, yeah. THAT feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201974
I want to steal a loli Jubjub and suck on her puffy jubby cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202084
Yes, I'd get her to train me so I can protect myself too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kuudere monster who is actually yandere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202125
I don't know why, but today I woke up today feeling like I'm in love. Everything seems so nice. I think I was raped in my sleep or something because I've never had wet dreams before, even in my teenage years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201702
Of course they do! Cow teachers are cool! They're up and up on all the hip lingo you kids use!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202120
Nobody in the entire universe fucked up badly enough to deserve being that person for you.

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>>17202133
Lich

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>>17202134
What's this, a lonely anon?
Time to make our ship canon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202135
Do they go nom nom nom?

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>>17202103
Would you help her recreate her prom day?
With one change, instead of going with her Umi-Osho friend you would invite her to go with you
Of course she would wear the exact same dress she wore back then

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>>17202159
I'd love to relive a prom wit a christmas cake otohime. They're royalty and also a dragon, combined with their ojou-sama charm and black hair they're perfect.

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>>17202155
>alps attacking when someone is sleeping.
Actually scared thinking about it.

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>>17202142
Love you too you little Nacho! I like my spiders extra spicy.

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>>17202176
When your guard is down your body is honest.

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>>17202180
>Atlach-Nacha shitposting because she has no husband to abuse
Someone should sacrifice himself to stop her

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>>17202181
Essentially, isn't an Alp just a succubus with a backstory? The final form is still the same, given enough time.

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>>17202193
Deep down you'll always know why the big black thing dangling between her legs bothers you.

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>>17202193
Yeah, and the backstory is that "she" is a tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again.

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>>17202205
>cue laughtrack

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>>17202193
Yeah, it's a normal succ but ex-male. That's all there is to it.

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>>17202209
Phantoms can make their OCs come to life. At least in your mind.

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>>17202192
Imagine trying to introduce your Atlach waifu to your parents. You could either
>introduce her while in spider mode and have her show her true self while you supply the necessary SE
>introduce her while in human mode and have her be her usual toxic self

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>>17202209
How would phantoms react to you going off the script in their plays?

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>>17202225
Going off the script is what scripts are for. Going off script on the other hand is haram.

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>>17202158
Of course! They think their students are radical!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a booru of all the monster girl images we have?

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>>17201932
>Ice Queen report
>Palace is beautiful and warmer on the inside, snuck past Glacies to find Ice Queen's private dresser, translucent dancer outfit found inside
>Queen took notice, Snow Harpies carried the block of ice containing me far outside the palace, but I still have the photos of her dancer outfit, she's gonna get it when I thaw

>Yeti report
>2 Yetis found my ice block, hugged it until it melted, carried me back to one of their log cabins
>Hot cocoa and blankets offered, turned down offer of brandy, was told of a Wendigo hot spot to continue report, no dirt found on Yetis for a good scoop

>Wendigo report
>Nearly fell into snow drift, found foot prints and tail drag marks in ditch, followed snow ditch to find a single file pack of Wendigos, followed the last one in line closely, she didn't seem to notice or care I was there
>Wendigo pack was led to steak house near bottom of mountain, went in with them for a hot meal, lots of excited noises from their table, if Wendigos need bribing bring juicy meat

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>>17202224
Or you could thoroughly fuck her so that she got her fill for a day or so and then introduce her to your parents
Either way it's going to be hard to explain why you are married to a chaos monster who looks like a young girl and who spins a web that will end the world for a living

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>>17202254
I want to warm an Ice Queen's icy heart with a cool island song!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202254
>single file pack of Wendigos
Now I'm imagining aWendigo papa and his wife leading their daughterus around like that, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202263
They're like big, fluffy carnivorous baby ducks!

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>>17202258
The best route is to never introduce your chaos wife to your parents. Wouldn't want them going insane, would you?

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>>17202225
>"I am not an actor! I am a being of free will!"
>"Perfect Anon! I love the conviction in your voice, say the line again!"
>"What line?"
>"What you just said. It's all in the script and you're following it beautifully."
>"Oh yeah? What if I were to suddenly start groping you now? Is that in the script?"
>"Yes"

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>>17202227
Well, how would she react to you going off script or improving during a play she worked really hard on?

[Anonymous No.]

You and your insectoid girlfriend got caught in an unforecasted rain storm on the way to school. She could use her wings as an umbrella but she'd have to go topless for that which would be really embarrassing...

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>>17202279
Introducing a Mindflayer or an Atlach-Nacha is a terrible idea
Introducing a Wendigo or a Shoggoth could work
Wendigos might act creepy a lot of the time, but they're cute snow creatures regardless
As for Shoggoths they're in the "so strange that it's normal" category

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>>17202299
you insectfags are getting really annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202199
>BBT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17197788
She's got the tits, the hips, the ass, the thicc, but those ears are lacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202258
>>17202279
>sitting around the coffee table after introducing her
>"so, is there good money in weaving webs?"
>"No, but it's a labor of love. Want to see a sample?"
>parents eyes begin to bleed and mouths foam up at seeing the ungodly creation
>father is able to choke something out before fainting
>"she seems nice anon"

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>>17202254
>Ice Queen sees her secret exposed
>Her kingdom becomes much colder than usual
>Even Whitehorns need to dress in expedition gear and losing their /fa/ ness

Her husband needs to act fast to reassure her that everything is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202307
Are they bugging you?

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>>17202303
Wendigos can get pretty weird when you settle yourself in the coat hanger. With shoggs not only your wife would pretty much be feeding herself to you and becoming the things you use but if dad decided to give you a good handshake or pat in the back you would wobble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202326
I wonder if that had anything to do with a loli shoehorn calling the queen Mrs. Claus

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos wearing lewd, sexy outfits hidden under their coats!

[Anonymous No.]

How do wendigos even get their coats? they aren't coming out of their mothers with coats already on are they?

[Anonymous No.]

Insects are disgusting and should be stepped on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202357
I've always imagined that when a new baby Wendigo is born, her mother will take a bit of her own coat and give it to the daughteru as a baby blanket. Thanks to mamonomana and stuff, the coat will grow with her and stay with her throughout her life, and then she'll pass a bit of it on to her own daughterus.

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>>17202365
That sounds plausible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202365
I always saw them as animal skins lined with her hair and some furs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202365
I really like that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202334
Even without the transformation thing they can get weird: the way their eyes shine, how their voice echos in people's mind and how merely seeing one drives a man to go mad
You'd also need to explain why she constantly wears hand and ankle cuffs, and why she even more shy than a nerdy monoeye

>>17202350
>Pear shaped Wendigo wearing a bunny outfit
>Large motherly Wendigo wearing a full body fishnet
>Regular loli Wendigo wearing mature fine lingerie
Where do they get all these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202388
The cloak gets significantly bigger when husband shows up, so there's at least some mumbojumbo involved.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please explain to me how Wendigos can be so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202435
they're so smol

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know what happened to KDF? I haven't seen him around lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202454
I'm right here anon, talking about Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202465
You're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202462
Oh hi KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Wendigos are voracious carnivores and that while the stretchy meat thing is mostly a joke, you could definitely make a Wendigo yours by baiting her with freshly grilled meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202465
They are the best chaos monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202485
I think that if you go hunting for them you're already "doomed."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202485
I'm looking for big, meaty, wendigos!
I'm going t
For the bigguns!

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>>17202489
Best is subjective, though they are definitely the most adorable ones
Flayers and Shogs are not cute, Atlach-Nachas are cute but their foul-mouth makes them less adorable than Wendigos

>>17202492
You're probably right, but with the proper meat trap you can bring a Wendigo to your home rather than lose it and suddenly find yourself in their village

>>17202510
Never go for big Wendigos, if you were to see how she savagely hunts and kills her preys you would never be able to see her as a woman ever
How can you let her kiss you with the same lips she used to rip apart an entire moose with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202522
The same way the wolfu lovers do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202263
And the wendigo papa humms a little 'dum de dum dum dum' marching tune that the daughterus awawa in time to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202299
Why are insects so fucking adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202522
That just makes her all the cuter!

I may even give her some congratulatory applause for such a successful hunt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202530
>Snow Anon and the Seven Wendis

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>>17202522
>Little Wendigo silently approaches a moose
>You're watching from a distance thinking what a precious adorable moment it is
>Suddenly she leaps up and bores her teeth into it, it struggles for a bit but she rips it down and eviscerates it before mawawaing into it with blood and viscera spurting everywhere
>Interestingly, her coat dosen't get any blood on it, staying pure white
>She waddles back over to you all cutely with a big cut of meat hanging out of the side of her mouth, presenting a bit to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202540
>same scene with a huge, hulking wendigo

Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2379286
Hypnotizing proud girls like dragons or vampires, y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202556
So big she knocks down trees when she gallumfs on all fours towards something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202565
Yep, a big, battlescarred wendigo with huge muscles that could shatter a tree at full speed.


Gonna give her a scarf so she can be warmer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202574
Is she still shy and cutesy even with her immense size?
Does she like to get her hair brushed as she rests her head in your lap, the rest of her massive hulking body sprawled out rising and falling with big slow breaths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202560
No. I'd rather worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202560
Only if they don't remember the event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202591
A beast in the wild, shy and cutesy with anon.

She probably feels really happy when he brushes her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202593
Nothing wrong with that.
>>17202598
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2528513
That's part of the fun, they continue acting their usual proud self, completely unaware of what you did to them.
That is until recordings come into play and you let the haughty dragon see the time she was getting fucked silly from behind and making double peace signs at the camera. To her it's absurd and she can't wrap her head around it but at the same time she's furious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202634
Under most circumstances, I'd rather never have a dragon go mere female lizard on me and let her be prideful and haughty, unless I wanted to slowly break her into submission,
in which case, I would just record her for a long time and chain her to a seat while she's not hypnotized and make her watch all of the lewd acts she committed..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202465
Monstergirls in general are shit. It took me exactly 5 years to realize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202729
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder not to give scraps to the little wendies.

If you do, they'll suffer exponential growth and get exiled from the pack for frightening their pack mates

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no lolibaba kitsune gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202773
Plank-tier or with wide breeding hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202795
Honestly why would you ever not want hips, even on the lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202773
I want a lolibaba smoke hobo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202795
The widest hips and thickest thighs possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202818
That actually seems kinda nice.

Would she have a kimono half hanging off her while drank and smoked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202835
You know it.

There's just something about a yakuza boss lolibaba with more than enough charisma to make up for her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202574
Big Wendigo passes down her scarf to a young Wendigo, scarf is too long for her and drags along the snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202904
>She keeps tripping over it while carrying the moose meat but is still excited and runs towards her proud daddy
I love those goofy "I don't know why it's not working, but I'm having fun anyway" attitudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202540
This is where I shine: I'd make a fire and makeshift grill and teach her the joys of cooked meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202927
Stop anon. My heart can only take so much.
And if I saw her carrying her little sister around on it I'd die instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202805
More modest-bodied lolifoxes are nice, it fits both the foxy and pure images better.

Pear-shaped fits better for the lewd ones like wights, demons and dark mages. Or the ones that should cause an irresistable lust to corrupt her like anubutts.

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>>17202848
That there is.
Would happily fill her on command, although stopping may be difficult

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>>17202936
A loli wendigo with her even smaller, younger sister sitting on it as she goes for a ride?

Sounds adorable

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>>17202936
Don't die anon! They're excited to see you. They're practically bouncing up as they stumble towards you shouting "Daddy! Daddy! Look what we caught!". Don't worry about the small cloud of snow that puffs up every time they fall. It's been snowing for a while so it's nice and soft.

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>>17203014
>tugs at the scarf with a little 'mush, mush' when her sister slows down
>Start chasing them playfully as they laugh and pick up speed to get away from the 'snow monster'
>Waifu laughing and cheering on while watching from the porch

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>>17203050
The cutest.

And people thought a huge, scarred wendi couldn't be adorable

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>>17203050
>tfw you will never have a little wendigo daughter who dreams of completing the Iditarod with her White Horn neighbors

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>>17203065
I'd be so worried for her, but so excited to help her train and get ready for it!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember this Dark Mage-looking girl from a few thread ago?
Turns out she has Vampire ancestry.
Would you let her suck on your neck in exchange to sucking on her tits?

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>>17203149
You know it, although I think her ancestors were more holst than vampire

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>>17203149
Even if she just sucks my blood I'd say yes.

I'm a slut for getting my blood sucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203149
YES
I couldn't type that fast enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203149
I want to live in her tits
She can suck my blood all day long as long as I can rest my head in those creamy fluffy lovepillows all night long
I wanna smell them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203149
I want to nurse from her. If there were a way she could suck my blood at the same time, I'd do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Nyaa ha ha~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203176
Like, cute!

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>>17203149
>spoiler
I'd let her drain me until the brink of death if I could have her on her back and fuck those tits, they're gigantic.
What was the artist's twitter again?

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>>17203176
Are chocolate memecats less of bullies than their normal counter parts?

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>>17203192
No they're even worse due to their gyaru instincts.

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>>17203198
but i though gyarus were all airheaded ditzes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203185
>>17203149
Seconding. I didn't save the older pics

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>>17203159
>Spoiler
Aren't we all?

>>17203166
If you let her suck out your bodily fluid she will be more than happy to bury your head in her cleavage every single day and night.

>>17203185
>>17203208
>if I could have her on her back and fuck those tits
She would have to squeeze them together while you go at it with all your might, be careful not to overdo it

https://twitter.com/dokutorumasube/status/876695418595295232

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>>17203204
That can't stop a Cheshire from being a tease anon. In fact, a Gyaru Cheshire would be a cocktease unmatched by any other.
You don't get to cum until you beg,
and when you do cum she won't let you do it anywhere but deep inside.

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>>17203214
>She would have to squeeze them together while you go at it with all your might, be careful not to overdo it
Great care is a given, it'd be a shape to hurt those great looking breasts.

Thanks anon.

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>>17203244
>shape
Shame. Damn auto correct.

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>>17203149
Give her bat wings and pointy ears and she's perfect. Or just grant a Vampire her bodytype.

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>>17203176
>"Hey anon! I'm just a liiiitle bit short on cash for my shopping run today. Would you pleaaaase lend me a 20?"
>"I promise I'll make it worth your while later~"

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>>17203176
For how long has ELH had a gyaru fetish?

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>>17203149
I'd hit her with enough uv to incinerate an elephant

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203149
That's some vast magical power.

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>>17203176
Saved. Thanks you.

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>>17203176
She looks pretty wild. I'd blow a few loads inside of her alright.

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>>17203230
if she does that then i'll tell her mom about her delinquent activities?

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>>17203214
>If you let her suck out your bodily fluid she will be more than happy to bury your head in her cleavage every single day and night
A fucking men. I'll be her faithful obedient loving thrall and bloodbag then. I'll quietly hum happy as can be as I rub my head deep in that precious lovely valley.

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>>17203268
I mean, probably forever since he's scanlating both Gal Gohan and Rough Sketch Sempai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203263
If you said no she might just try to "convince" you to give her some money.

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>>17203280
You act like her mother doesn't approve of her daughteru giving you raging erections with her teasing. If anything she'd be proud.
After all, she knows the joy Cheshires feel when teasing the boy they love.

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>>17203282
Jesus this woman/vampire/thing

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>>17203285
She'd pull you somewhere isolated, crouch down and suck your dick until you give her the 20 to give you a taste of the pleasure she can give you.
If you give her the cash you'll find her laying in your bed that night dressed provocatively and giving you a "come hither"
gesture.

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>>17203176
I want a chubby sandcat Cheshire now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203149
Mutual draining has been on my mind as something very erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202560
No, but yes to hypnotising a sort-of haughty anubis, making her imagine that she's a happy, panting puppy, and getting her to orgasm just from belly rubs.

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>>17203328
Her trying to position to force more of your neck into her mouth, you trying to position to squeeze more of her breast up into yours. Both making loud sucking and moaning noises, feeling both revitalisted and more tired in loops. Very, very erotic.

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>>17202560
>>17203332
Also, I see you've just discovered the weird world of Zko. Wonder if they'd do any MG pixel animations?

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>>17203176
Gyarus with tanlines are god's gift to mankind
I'm kind of irked by how powerful her paws look, those belong to a Lion girl or a Jinko, not to a british cat

>>17203262
Agreed.
A nice set of wings would do wonders to her, and the pointy ears would add to her cuteness too

>Or just grant a Vampire her bodytype.
Good luck convincing a prideful Vampire that granting her bigger breasts than cattle will improve her standing

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>>17203326
Just imagine her sucking furiously on your dick with heartpupils in her eyes and her tail bent into a heart, looking up at you while wiggling her fat cat ass back and forth waiting for you to cum down her throat.

>>17203332
Would you want her to approach you with the idea to hypnotize her to help her relieve stress only for you to realize that while she's hypnotized you have the ability to do whatever you want to your taskmistress?

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>>17203332
Anubis seems like the perfect kind of girl to hypnotise, great choice.
>>17203348
Yeah, found out about him through a /h/ thread about unusual fetishes and I'm glad I did.

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>>17203282
> I'll be her faithful obedient loving thrall and bloodbag then.
That sounds like a huge commitment but if you get to wake up to this >>17203297 everyday then it's 100% worth it.

>>17203328
>>17203336
I can't think of anything more erotic than that
It's also the best way to build up mutual trust and love

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>>17203358
The best.
Would drink some holst milk beforehand so I can give that cuddly sand cat a full stomach as a reward, along with ear scritches during the act

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>>17203435
Just imagine the feeling of her purring on your dick as you shoot load after load down her throat.
Just imagine seeing her slowly pull her head back after your last shot so you can see her lips cling to your cock and her lipstick smear along your shaft.
Imagine feeling a prick and seeing her almost drunkenly giggle as she tosses a manticore spike away and lays back, spreading her legs and revealing her hungry pussy to you.

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>>17203511
Gonna go till she's full
Gonna go till she's addicted to my taste

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>>17203358
>>17203375
Well, the idea of consensual hypnosis does make my dick so hard you could bend solid steel around it. And I (as is going to be obvious in a few paragraphs) fucking love anubi.
So yes, I suppose I would want that very much. Hypnotising her so she goes all limp, letting out a little sigh as she slumps over a little, guided into trance. Her brilliant, if overworked mind slowly being relieved of surface thoughts - for the first time in years, freed from the worry of every plan and obligation she has to deal with. I'd love to give that kind of theraputic experience to an anubis.

And yes, I'd probably also abuse that power, knowing that she would be completely under trance. Nothing too evil, though.
Planting the idea in her mind that she's a happy, loving dog, and that I'm her owner before snapping her out of it, maybe. Just to watch her get down on all fours and lovingly lick her "owner" everywhere she can reach, tail wagging like a piston engine going back and forth. It'd be its own reward just to see how innocently happy she'd be, completely liberated from all of her more human worries and hangups.
I'd definitely do more suggestion stuff with her, but after it's all over, I'd end the session, bringing her back to her pre-hypnosis state, relaxed and refreshed like she just spent an entire week at the world's best spa.
Wouldn't hurt to implant a few trigger words too, I think. Words that, when spoken by me alone, cause interesting little effects. Maybe one to start her tail wagging uncontrollably for a few seconds. Or another make it feel like there's someone puffing warm, gentle breath into her ears. Maybe another just to relax her a tiny bit, when the stress starts getting to her again.

Of course, it wouldn't be fair if I was the only one in control. I'd also be 110% down for her hypnotising me, too. Anything I might do to her, I'd want her to do to me, too.

Can you tell I've put a lot of thought into this? I've had a story with this basic premise in the works for a while. Who knows if it'll ever be done, though. It's fun to vent my autism here every once in a while, though. Haven't done that in months.

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>>17203550
I bet you'd do so many lewd things to her while she was under anon. It'd start with handjobs, blowjobs and paizuri and would probably escalate to anal and doggystyle.
As for her hypnotizing you, how would you react to her telling you she knew what you were doing to her while she was under the whole time and that now it's your turn?

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>>17203550
This much love is admirable and it makes it sound way more cute than lewd. Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

Rodent monster girls were created by God so that men could have cock sleeves to relieve themselves in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203574
>I bet you'd do so many lewd things to her while she was under anon. It'd start with handjobs, blowjobs and paizuri and would probably escalate to anal and doggystyle
It'd start with nuzzling, getting her hornier until she can't think of doing anything except presenting, escalate to wild "fuck so hard it breaks the mattress, the bedframe and leaves little craters where the bedposts touch the floor" doggystyle, and end with something nice and slow like lotus. The perfect way to wind back down, to reinstate her trance, and gently guide her back into lying down, spent and relaxed.
Throw in a blowjob where she feels pleasure when her head or ears are stroked, too.

>how would you react to her telling you she knew what you were doing to her while she was under the whole time and that now it's your turn?
Easy. I get on my knees in front of her. I put on my collar. I hope that, when I'm led out on a leash by her in a few minutes, my friends are understanding and accepting of my downright autistic love for this anubis. And I see if I can give her one last lucid kiss before she empties my mind and becomes my entire reality.

>>17203578
Thanks, I guess. I've always liked hypnosis more for its potential to be used for the benefit of people, rather than just for stuff like the typical doujin plots you normally see it spawning.
Used right, it can be the ultimate bonding experience, an exercise of trust where you place your mind into the hands of another, and both derive happiness from it. So that's where it mostly comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw look like a shota/adolescent.
What monster would find this attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203704
All the doms and ara aras

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>>17203704
demons come to mind

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>>17203712
>>17203719
You mean fat old hags like em young?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there some sort of reverse sabbath, where instead of turning monsters into lolis it turns the monsters into ara aras?

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>>17203745
Oneesabbath.

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>>17203745
The Onee-Sabbath.
Stick walks in, thicc and curvy and gentle femdom walks out

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that the lolis need dick regularly to grow up big and strong.

The more you give them, the better they'll develop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203786
Go away sabbath it's ara ara hours.

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>>17203745
Not outside dumb thread memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203801
Go ride your scythe washboard hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203798
It's how you get hem ara ara.

Start with a loli, dick her regularly, and then get a big, tall, and busty monster girl that wholeheartedly loves you.

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>>17203824
You'll be old by then. Also >flat

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>>17203849
Not if you take the path of booty wyvern's husband and be her babysitter.

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>>17203849
If she's a long-lived species, you'll live a long time along her too. So over time it becomes less age gap and more that she just had to catch up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this fairy doing?

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>>17203857
She's a special case!

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>>17203880
No she's not!

Seduce her young and treat her right to make her body blossom!*

*Blossoming may cause spontaneous oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

I would want a shy salamander
has the whole nerd look going for her
but once that fire ignites....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203877
Trying to get a suicidal man to kill himself.

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>>17203941
What a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

I like birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203952
ITS AN HERO
YOU FUCKED IT UP

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if office dragon has friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203958
No, the wisp is a hero for getting the guy to off himself.
The guy is an hero for offing himself.

I may be retarded, but I know my dated internet references.

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>>17203964
Invite her out for drinks after work and see how she responds.

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>>17203928
I want to fight and win against a lizardman just so that I can tell her that she's too weak to be my wife.

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>>17203958
Stop typing in allcaps you mong.

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>>17203964
Most MGs would be scared of her raw power. She's a dragon after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203964
Ms. Cakesworth is a good friend of hers.

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>>17204026
Was about to say the same thing.

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>>17203894
The best kind of a marriage is one where a nine-tailed inari can reminiscence about the husband giving her the dick when she was still a one-tailed loli.

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, how would the more 'sadistic' monster girls react to their husbands getting crippled in a car accident or something similar (IE: Lost of an arm or the addition of a limp)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204060
That it is.
Probably sends shivers down her spine when she reminisces over it.

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>>17204067
With claws, murderous intent, fire, and exploded cars (or something similar).

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>>17204078
Would they tone down their sadism on their husbands?

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>>17203964
Office Dragon Boss is pretty popular. I heard some of her employees made a secret cult.

[Anonymous No.]

Being sick sucks. I want a Lich to dress up in a nurse outfit and take care of me but I feel like she would actually just try to cure me.

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>>17204090
They'd avoid making jokes or puns which could be related to the limb lost or specific nature of the disability.
Otherwise, I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204103
>Patient responded well to my new potion. Symptoms are receding
>Will be able to perform normally soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17202411
Bunny Wendigo is cold without her coat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204137
Why is she presenting her butt?

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>>17204137
Good lord but she's so damn fine
I'll warm her up alright. Hope she likes being exposed and revealed like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204174
Maybe it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204174
She's mortified but she's trying her best to look cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204137
She looks so confused and frightened and vulnerable
Bueno

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204125
Damn kuudere Liches. I just wanted hugs and to be pampered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204229
You'll get those when you're not sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204229
And I want to order my kiki maid to get ripped for her master!

Maid muscles are a must!

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react if you slapped her face with your rage mushroom powered rod?

insulted? aroused? blank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204347
Raging mushrooms are no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204347
She'd just start to assume the proper position for a long night with a worried look.

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>>17204347
>"Well I guess this is happening. But I'm not going to complain."

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>>17204347
Confused. Maybe a raised eyebrow, or her best Costanza impression. Then she'd go back to doing whatever she was doing before, reading or building, but still be confused. She'd probably ask me why I did it, and keep mentioning it for months. "Remember that time you slapped me with your dick? Yeah, what were you thinking when you did that, anyway?"

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>>17204347
Well, she'd probably already be in a hyper-aroused state with her tongue out and heart pupils and stuff due to the fact that raging mushrooms would be a once-only-every-couple-of-years thing for us. We'd only use them for the most special of occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204347
Stare at it blankly for a few seconds and then start sucking. She's a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204347
A smug but worried grin because she put manticore venom in my food earlier.

Silly chubby cheshire, don't you know what you've done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204347
Her mask would fly off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204408
I'm guessing your waifu is a Basilisk. The sex would last for days.

There's not much you can do about a Basilisk without her mask on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204408
If it flew off, would she die?

I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204453
It would be extremely pleasurable for you, the husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204347
She would try to say cheater but my dick would invade her mouth as soon as she opened it. She'd rape me extra hard later too, making me sore for a week or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204464
I'm a medium-sized guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204470

Well congratulations, you got yourself raped. What's the next step in your master plan?

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>>17204471
>Huff mothman dust
>Have a couple drinks in a rough bar filled with monster girls
>Trick one in to raping you and getting herself pregnant.

Ah yes, thats the dream right there.

Could even be a strongfat one and I'd be fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203176
>come home from a shit ball day at work to see this
Thank you. Seriously. I can put the noose away for another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204471
Cuddling this waifu, with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

How long do you have to be married to a Sandworm before you unlock her lamia form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204453
>>17204447
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204503
Depends on how often you have sex with her I think. Like how Zombies get more beautiful when she has sex with her husband consistently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204513
I went looking for rule 63 of Bane first, but I couldn't find anything worthwhile from a quick search. I guess that works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204503
Any time. It's a magic power, you just gotta bone them to fuel it (a la Ryu rain summoning.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204513
what race she would be? stalker zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204503
Isn't a sandworm technically prolapsed when she's in Lamia form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204543
Probably a Dread Zombie of sort, smarter than the average zombie but not smart enough to be a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204543
Yandere zombie cutting up those whores mom always told her about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204549
The human-shaped part is her "true" body.
And it'd be more like sticking your tongue out anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200955
>>17200832

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201677
I still hope I can convince them to delete it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204567
OLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204587
Mofu only gets softer with age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204587
Anubis are ancient girls. Who else would guard the sleeping Pharaoh in her tomb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204598
You might as well get a pile of dirt at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204603
Doromes are pretty good.

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>>17204598
That's a pretty sad thought. An anubis, all alone in a tomb several metres under the endless desert. Dark and musty, all stone and sand, the occasional - but very - rare crack of light, and a stone sarcophagus hidden deep within the cave.

Imagine guarding that sarcophagus, day after day, because it contains your most precious friend, the most important person in the world to you. For weeks, months, years, decades.
Wake up, wash and drink from the underground stream, patrol the cave for a few hours. Add an extra pebble to the pyramid you've been working on since the tomb's entrace was sealed, set it with some clay from the stream. This is the second pyramid. Had to start on another when the first one reached the roof of the cave.
Scratch an extra tally into the wall of the inner sanctum. The first wall doesn't have room for any more, have to use the one opposite to it.
Spend a few extra hours sitting at the foot of the sarcophagus, talking in the dark about the odd luminescent creatures you can see swimming in the stream. Crying to a silent tomb because it's been eighty years since the day she was meant to wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to forcefully feed my daughterus some long, thick sushi burritos!

[Anonymous No.]

>ctrl f "Lilim"
>Zero results
Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204652
Please don't make me cry and stop stealing ideas from my stories dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204652
>>17204673
as in don't steal ideas from stories I'm writing at the moment. Should've made that more clear. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204669
Sure, let's talk about waifus, daughterus and lilims.

I love my waifu and daughteru! The lilim gets platonic love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204669
The steelims are shitty in most cases and should be just another forgotten thread tend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204587

>Get stupid drunk
>Stumbling home with all the grace and mental coherence of Gary Busey
>Bump into a boss of the Mofu yakuza
>Her body guards accost you immediately demanding you apologize to her; don't you know who she is; on your knees and beg, etc. etc.
>You look at her face and notice the subtle wrinkles of an older woman, even if the awe inspiring power of nine tails keeps her essentially immortal
>Somewhere in your alcohol addled head, that miserable traitor you call a brain associates the wrinkles with the word "old"
>And the word "old" with pointing... and shouting...in her face
>Giggling like an idiot you walk away
>Leaving her and her guards standing there mouths agape like someone who just watched their dog get shot
>The next thing you know you're being woken up by your roomie demanding to know what the hell you've done
>It seems while you slept your apartment complex has come under new ownership and the landlady has requested to meet you by name
>You don't understand why this is a big deal to him, even if her request to meet you is a little wierd
>You just assume some succubus/tanuki took a liking to you and went overboard, you've heard stories like that all the time on the news
>Until you walk out of the bedroom into your living space and notice an older kitsune sitting at your table flanked by scary as hell two oni guards
>Slowly the events of last night come to you and you realized just how fucked you are

How do you proceed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204684
Canon lilims exist, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204673
>>17204681
My bad. If I could unwrite it to maintain the novelty of your story, I would.
It's a good idea you've got though. Just based on premise alone, I can't wait to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200566
Fuck off Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204688
>shout "QUICKLY! TO THE ANON-COPTER!"
>jump out the window in my bedroom intiating escape plan 17
>run like hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204688
What's the worst she can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204669
I wouldn't mind a Lilim.
Hell, if the portals opened today I'd be happy with any MG that would love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204722
>What's the worst she can do?
>Mafia boss

Your survival instincts are astoundingly lacking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204730
It's not like she'll hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204702
Oh it's no problem at all, it's not like that's the overarching plot of the story anyways. Just going to do my best to touch on how lonely and solitary the guards of a Pharaoh's tomb would be, and you pretty much perfectly captured how I thought they would feel. Hopefully I can get it out soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204688
Laugh it off and act like it was no big deal. She'd be so shocked I would enough time to think of an escape plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204688
I casually bring up that I'm a massive slut for CC foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204688
>"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."
Gets them everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204765
More like CCC for the 300 years she's been alive right? Hahaha please don't smother me to death with mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204797
>Spoiler
That's figuratively what I'm hoping she'll do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204797
You're still technically flattering her, because it's 100 years per tail unless specified otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204738
I'll be interested to see where it goes, then.
Keep up the writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204652
And then Anon with his burlap sack breaks into the tomb to find treasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204513
>Howdy campers, what's cookin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204836
Not all anubi get a happy ending.
Sometimes, they slip away into the darkness of a forever forgotten tomb, buried under feet of sand.
Eventually, they'll join their pharaoh in eternal slumber, and become one with the rocks and stone.
Maybe being with their pharaoh forever is a kind of happy ending, in a certain bittersweet way.

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>>17204836
>the fabled "Emerald of the Desert" isn't a stone but a metaphor for the pharoah's shining green eyes
>brb about to make some more emeralds

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>>17204815
Well, they cap at nine, so if they have that many it could be anywhere 800 and beyond.

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>>17204858
She isn't going to kill me is she? I mean she's a giant it doesn't help I look like a kid.

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>>17204897
you'll be much happier as a ghost

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>>17204897
She won't! Her blade is just demon silver.

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>>17204876
What do you think happens when they wind up digging up the tomb in 1920 and she finds herself surrounded by British archeologists?

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>>17204897
>it doesn't help I look like a kid.

That's where you're wrong, you need to cut your hair and try to make yourself look like her otouto, who drowned in the lake many years ago.

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>>17204921
Enforce some curses, as is her duty.

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>>17204917
>>17204897
>>17204513
>I want a phantom waifu with a love of old horror movies
>we'd remake our own horror movies but with a sexy twist at the end
>kind of like those porn parody movies but more faithful to the sources
>my Tanuki sister in law finds out about this and starts selling them online
>I will never be an amateur pornstar with my phantom waifu

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>>17204876
>tfw Anubi were real all along and we just didn't dig them out in time

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>>17204945
Damn Raccoons, always looking to make a quick buck off of someone else's work.

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>>17204924
Being her otouto sounds comfy as fuck. Not sure about the whole killing campers thing.

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>>17204921
Lots of trying to break through the language barrier, and a strange, jackal-eared woman pointing to a sarcophagus with tears in her eyes, pleading unintelligibly to the archeologists.

>>17204952
Even for me, the thought of that is a little too sad.

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>>17204975
That could be a leadup to a cute story about an Anubis who tries to adopt to modern world.

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus in tight one piece swimsuits!

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>>17204954
I love Tanuki Tuesdays. It's my favorite place in MGC.
I would love to be bartender there. I bet I'd make a lot of tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204815
>"fufufufu This one's quite the jokester isn't he. No one has given me a compliment like that in ages. Let's keep him around a little longer. He knows the power of flattery."

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>>17205000
Is there a bar where Jinkos congregate? Or musclegirls in general?

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>>17205007
Yeah there are a lot of places that cater to them. Just look for a bar with a lot of motorcycles out front and you'll strike muscle gold.

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>>17205000
>a lot of tips.
Not on Tanuki Tuesday you won't.

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>>17205011
>ride a motorcycle as well
this can only end well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204998
My daughteru is a two piece girl.

[Anonymous No.]

An overly lewd gal dragon, also laying egg.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63288159

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205016
Anon, phone numbers count as tips in my book.
Gonna get me a CC Tanuki sugar momma!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205023
your daughteru is a slut.

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>>17205023
Your daughteru is a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204954
More like looking for a quick snuggle!

Look at those girls!

So cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205033
They're getting drunk and hitting on any man who comes near them! They're out of control!

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>>17205028
>>17205031
Did my daughteru reject the two of you? Man, I knew she was popular but not this much.
Don't worry anons, I'm sure somewhere out there a monster is waiting for you.

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>>17205037
Then I'll just take one under each arm, pay their bill, and carry them home so they can spend the evening in a safe place.

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>>17205037
What if I turn the tables on them and start hitting on them? Would they not know what to do?
Think 'Night At The Roxbury' but with Tanukis.

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>>17204954
I want to plow one of these drunk office raccoons, become her personal call boy for when she wants to get rid of the stress built up during the week. Followed by gentle tail brushing.

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>>17205023
Your daughteru is a dullahan?

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>>17205046
I'm not sure how I feel about being hipchecked between two monsters on the dancefloor.

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>>17205086
Kinda want to super stack, shortstack tanukis with huge breasts and super wide hips to dance with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205026
>tanuki girls leaving you phone numbers
>they're all 1-900 numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205101
>Just want one of them to leave an actual phone number for once
>Instead have a box full of 1-800 numbers advertising credit cards and 100% authentic* manticore venom with free gift

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Danuki bother buying art with her wealth, or would she just focus on investment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205128
Art also has room for speculation and profit. May as well display it while you wait.

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>>17205128
if she has a husbando probably

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of the structural difficulties of having a ship so huge is can be its own independent small nation?

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>>17205151
anon, what the heck

this isn't monstergirls

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>>17205151
Can't dock in ports for sure.

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>>17205151
its probably better off being a fuck huge oil rig
at that stage its probably an island

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>>17205137
>speculation and profit.
would she have a vault of rare comic books as well?
speaking of?
what kind of comic books would exist there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204598
Sphinx, she gets lonely because nobody remembers her or appreciates her work.

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>>17205151
I think you missed the Girls Und Panzer thread by about a mile.

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>>17205151
Anon, please stop trying to build motherbase.

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>>17205114
>Danuki drops 20 different credit card offers in his tip jar
>"The best card offer has my real number"
>Anon stays up all night analyzing each and every offer and trying to figure out what "best" means
>they're all about the same except for one that really stinks
>wait
>maybe it's "best" for her?
>call the number
>"Hello, is this the Danuki from last night?"
>"YES! YES! GOD YES! Please come over! The address is on the card! I can't wait any longer. I NEED YOU"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205168
That's a cute sandcat.

Would spoil with sweets and ask her the greatest riddle of all.

Whose brown, cute, and going to be carrying my kids?

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>>17205151
Anon, we've been over this, it isn't feasible.

http://i.imgur.com/saBgZzM.png

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>>17205151
how would you even move it?

[Anonymous No.]

Medusa Dullahans.
Part Lamia, part Fae, part Undead. All Undead hybrid goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205167
>Spy vs Spy style Apophis and Pharaoh
>Gremlin !Batman
>Arachne Spidergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17204945
You might not even sleep my nigga.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17205202
Those scars look too much like lipstick kiss marks for me to take this seriously.

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>>17205180
I feel the scale of this is far too exaggerated. I mean a few tens of thousands of people could exist in a far smaller space than this image. I mean there's this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_Ship..
>>17205181
Sails probably aren't the most logical here considering the size, huh. Magically driven propellers? I mean it's not anachronistic in that the concept has existed in our world since 3rd century BC. I'm sure with the magical means of MG's, there's a magical counterpart out there.
>>17205161
What do you mean by this?

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>>17205206
I see lilims finally started doing their research before trying to monsterize towns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205206
Ah! It's that creepy Lilim again!

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>>17205200
>Spy vs Spy style Apophis and Pharoah
I like where you're going anon but hear me out here:
>Spy vs Spy style with a tanned Kunoichi and her pale rival
Dear lord, imagine that threesome.

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>>17205215
Y-Yeah! That creepy Lilim doesn't belong here! I'll take her to where she needs to be!
In my bed getting mating pressed.

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>>17205217

Is Anon Mr. Grey? Who gets away with the artifacts/plans/whatever by turning black kunoichi and white kunoichi against each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205202
I would stay up all night with her and watch reruns of MST3K with her!

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>>17205181
How about Oars? You could create an army of golems to row millions of oars.

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>>17205202
I would love to make a badly scarred MG feel like the most beautiful women in the entire world.
Yes, even if she's a bit of a homicidal maniac.

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>>17205151
Not a lot really. If Sealand can be a nation then a pretty small ship could be. The main issue is international recognition.

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>>17205257
Yeah but the Principality of Sealand is home to a whopping 27 people, whereas this ship would have to home around 40,000 people and be self sufficient.

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>>17205256
Same the scars make it cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205282
>fugly western art
Come on fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205291
Not him, but bacon victims are kind of fugly either way though.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17205277
>Making up extra conditions

You'd need about fifty square miles of real estate for that. That's a barge complex/floating island at that point. It wouldn't even vaguely look like a ship.

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>>17204997
I like the idea. Then again, I'm a sucker for fish out of water stories like that. Mainly though, I think I just want to go clothes shopping with an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205304
>Crocodile Dundee, but with Monster Girls
Pack it and ship it boys, we're done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205302
Not even if you build the ship with a whole buncha layers?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

Everyday, thousands of holstaurs go unmilked and unloved. This is Daisy. She hasn't been milked in over two weeks. Do your part. Adopt a holstaur today. Thousands of innocent holstuars are waiting, hoping for nothing more than a loving hand on their head and their chests. Call now, and help end holstaur suffering today.

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>>17205311
Displacement bro.

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>>17205302
Also it's not really making up extra conditions. I mean just think about it. Something large enough to have a population large enough to be considered it's own kind of nation/city-state would have to have some level of self sufficiency.

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>>17205325
Depends, you got any mojyos?

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>>17205333
Not at all. You know how many indian tribes have less than a thousand people? And that's just the USA.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear Dragon kisses can uplift even the gloomiest sourpuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205350
I like when they blow heart shaped smoke rings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205350
Latenight doesn't draw Fate stuff that often does he.

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>>17205330
I understand the concept of displacement, but I don't know what you mean by it. Is there something about it that prevents you from building a ship with a whole bunch of layers? I mean that can't be it, because it's been done before with cruise and passenger ships. I'll say it again, I'm basically ignorant on the matter, so you'll have to tell me what I'm missing here.

>>17205340
Yeah but that's not significant at all. I mean, these days something meager and tiny could be given legal and international recognition as its own independent nation but that's really nothing. Lets just assume when I mean nation, it's a population of at least a couple tens of thousands.

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>>17205364
Don't think so.

If he keeps drawing Deli I'll personally hunt for a monster of his choice once the portals open and deliver her on a silver platter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205350
I don't believe you, there has to be a limit where not even the combined efforts of a Holst and Yeti can reach.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti snowjob

http://i.imgur.com/xrhJmGe.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205372
A Dragon's kiss is that special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205378
But Dragons are mean, old lizards that spend most of their time in their lairs. How could a kiss from one be that powerful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205350
Cute!

>>17205364
Cute!

>>17205370
Cute!

Idol dragon a cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205383
When you get past the haughtiness, you find a rich and warm soul that'll melt away any ice.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that idols are cute!
Especially monster girl idols!

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>>17205365
>these days

It's not these days though. It's plain historical, going back to BC, especially with island nations. You think Cypress was massive in the bronze age?

>I don't know what you mean by it
Say you make it thicker by a factor of two. Congratulations, now you have something five miles long and five miles wide with half your people living in confined spaces with no natural light and the same issues with growing things.

For forty thousand people, anything remotely resembling a ship would be more submarine than ship. Imagine an iceberg. Teeny tiny bit above water and something so thick you can never bring it into a harbor or the shallow water where fishing is the best and needed for feeding people.

For a sense of scale, look at something like the Gargantia fleet. It was maybe a thousand people and even then, they weren't even close to self-sufficient.


There's basically two ways around the problem. You either ignore self sufficiency or you reduce the population drastically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203550
he wrote this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17200760
this guy called me a furry flip him

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>>17205394
>going back to BC
It was basically a cobbling of city-states like all the other majorly developed areas at the time. Small city-states at that. They aren't really island "Nations", and wouldn't be until much later. Especially in the BC, they were just independent city-states that happened to be on an island rather than a mainland. Like Crete.

> Congratulations, now you have something five miles long and five miles wide
A mere 8km seems modest for something of this size, plus merely two layers would be nowhere near sufficient, surely.
>half your people living in confined spaces
Not an issue in and of itself, is it?
>no natural light
Mitigated by other light sources and spending time on the deck. The issue of growing things is pressing though. Vertical farming on the deck in greenhouses?
>Teeny tiny bit above water and something so thick you can never bring it into a harbor or the shallow water where fishing is the best and needed for feeding people.
This isn't an issue at all. I was thinking the ship'd have its own fleet of normal sized ships anyhow. Plus the ship alone would be great for deep-sea fishing.
>Gargantia fleet
I'm looking at some images, and you're telling me that was only a thousand people? Was there wat, ten people on each boat?

>You either ignore self sufficiency
I mean, I don't mean entirely self sufficient. But there should be enough for staple crops and fish, surely. Rest would be bought, imported and stored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205375
How can a girl so innocent looking be so lewd

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>>17205460
>8km seems modest for something of this size

Anything over half a mile honestly stops looking like much of a ship. There's a reason that barges look the way they do. And we're talking forty thousand people. A town of ten thousand people in real life with small suburban yards and growing jack and shit is usually about ten square miles.

You're thinking about something that's like a cruise ship, a floating hotel that barely contains a few weeks of supplies at a time and has small temporary quarters. Actual homes full of people's belongings and long term storage plus the massive weight of soil, water, and plants makes the needed area exponentially greater

>They aren't really island "Nations", and wouldn't be until much later.
City states are nations though. They were back then and today. Monte Carlo is still the same as it ever was, same for Dubai and so on.

>This isn't an issue at all.
It sure is. People don't do well having to live a large portion of their lives in completely artificial conditions. It's like living underground. Plus where is the light source? Not wood or gas, you don't have the circulation for it. No reason for it to be magic as that much bullshit power and you could just have a flying island instead and not worry about size or complex construction. If its electricity then that's a major issue both for power and clean water, not solvable with modern tech.

>Vertical farming on the deck in greenhouses
Wouldn't survive sea storms. The glass would get wrecked and it would make the deck way topheavy. The salt from the sea would be a terrible problem for growing things in general as well.

You main issue is way underestimating the great amount of space and logistics needed to support people long term, especially on the farming and water end. Don't forget that seawater is less dense than freshwater as well, meaning you're pulling negatives in storing the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

The Gremlins are growing tired of your technical talk going nowhere. When does the ship start automatically fucking everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205529
When we give it human form.

Granted, that ship is the Cygnus, and it has a particular AI synched to it...

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>>17205499
>Anything over half a mile honestly stops looking like much of a ship.
Which brings me back to my question. Is that due to structural difficuties? I mean lets pretend cost isn't a factor and resources are unlimited. Is the reason barges look the way they do because it's the most cost effective way of constructing such a huge ship? Or is it because a scaled up ship of that size more or less wouldn't work? And I mean functionally, disregarding things like being too large for certain channels or being unable to dock in harbor. If it is the case of structural difficulties, what are those difficulties? Because I'm sure there are tens of MGs to utilize to mitigate these.
>City states are nations though. They were back then and today. Monte Carlo is still the same as it ever was, same for Dubai and so on.
I dunno, when I think of "Nation" I think france, spain, italy England. These are Nations, and they give the size and grandeur I'm talking about here. I dunno, tell me if I'm using the term incorrectly.
> People don't do well having to live a large portion of their lives in completely artificial conditions.
Well I imagine living your entire life below the deck would be detrimental, if you can't adapt, unless you're a MG who likes those conditions. But I fail to see why you wouldn't go above deck or get off the ship entirely for periods at a time.
>No reason for it to be magic as that much bullshit power and you could just have a flying island instead and not worry about size or complex construction
Well hang on, I disagree with that. Light emitting crystals have existed in every fantasy setting, as have light-source spells. I agree wood or gas would be beyond stupid to rely on at sea, but the idea that there's no circulation isn't necessarily true. There are lots of things you could do to circulate air. Hell, you could even pay a few sylphs to do it.
>electricity
A bit anachronistic outside of combat
>clean water
So any ways to solve this.

>The glass would get wrecked and it would make the deck way topheavy.
Even if we assume that it's just normal, mundane glass, why would it get wrecked? And Why would it make the deck topheavy, when the ship itself is so gargantuan?
>The salt from the sea would be a terrible problem for growing things in general as well.
This is true, but it would be no different from farming crops by the coastal regions. There are methods that could be used in both cases.
>You main issue is way underestimating the great amount of space and logistics needed to support people long term
Well how much space would be needed? I mean I'm already thinking in terms of this ship being tens of km long.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I could handle a tsundere/himidere monstergirl. Pouring your heart out to someone only to be rejected sounds like the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17201750
Anon can squidshift when they feel right? Cause monstermana? What a sight that must be.

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>>17205581
>If it is the case of structural difficulties, what are those difficulties?
Hull flex and strength which is fully a measure of the construction material's strength plus resonance from wave action.

>But I fail to see why you wouldn't go above deck or get off the ship entirely for periods at a time.
Taken up by all your growing stuff for one and you're the one who insists on making the exposed surface as small as possible. People with similar schedules would also mean everyone having the same limited window to access it.

>A bit anachronistic outside of combat
The amount of steel you need is pretty much impossible without blast furnaces even if you ignore metal quality and had an army of cyclopi working for you so you're talking at least mid-1800's tech anyhow.

>the idea that there's no circulation
Never said no circulation, just not enough to be burning things 24/7. All those ducts take up a shit ton of space as well.

>So any ways to solve this.
Not really. Rain collection, distillation, and elemental magic are about it.

>it would be no different from farming crops by the coastal regions
You mean by hiding behind a mountain or huge cliffs or a rainforest or by being miles inland?

>why would it get wrecked? And Why would it make the deck topheavy, when the ship itself is so gargantuan?
Hail and natural hull flexture for structures so big. Giant glass panes don't bend, they crack. Small ones fall out of their frames. Topheavy because you're talking multi-story greenhouses. Single or two level would probably be okay.

>Well how much space would be needed?
Estimate about 128 people per square mile of flat space, and that's generous. You can stack that vertically and horizontally however you want as long as the displacement shakes out.

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>>17205657
>Hull flex and strength which is fully a measure of the construction material's strength plus resonance from wave action.
So this can be mitigated with superior materials?
>Taken up by all your growing stuff for one
I wonder what you could do to make this as compact as possible.
> you're the one who insists on making the exposed surface as small as possible
No? Wouldn't you want the exposed surface to be large for more space for crops and buildings above deck and the like?
> People with similar schedules would also mean everyone having the same limited window to access it.
What? People would have as many differing schedules as there are in any city.
>The amount of steel you need
How much steel do I need? You're not thinking I'm making the entire thing out of metal, right? Should I make it out of metal? Was planning on wood.
>All those ducts take up a shit ton of space as well.
Agreed.
>just not enough to be burning things 24/7
Also agreed
>. Rain collection, distillation, and elemental magic are about it.
They sound pretty effective though. Not just rain collection, but having igni working distillers and thunderbirds on charging runes for a magic array in charge of electrolysis seems like it could output a whole bunch of water.

I have to wonder if it's feasible to have a bit of the boat hollowed out to form an artificial dam for the collection of rainwater.

>Rain collection, distillation, and elemental magic are about it.
Did a little looking on line, some use raised beds, to protect the soil from salt. This would be basically redundant since you'd bring in soil that's not inundated with salt, and you'd seek to protect it from the sea spray. And I mean, this is just using mundane RL methods. Who's to say a Gnome isn't able to mitigate the effects of salt on the soil? Collect it all into crystals to be taken away.

>Hail and natural hull flexture for structures so big
This flexing seems like the most troubling thing to work around.
>Topheavy because you're talking multi-story greenhouses. Single or two level would probably be okay.
Kek, I guess building towns above deck wouldn't work?
>Estimate about 128 people per square mile of flat space, and that's generous. You can stack that vertically and horizontally however you want as long as the displacement shakes out.
This shouldn't be too hard, surely. I mean down towards the bottom it'll turn into some Rapture style city, but as you mentioned, this thing should more or less be like an iceburg. Though you'd want as much above-deck space as possible, perhaps making the ship much wider.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oi oi, what do you think you're doing on our beach, shrimp?

Oh no! A group of Shark Girls are accosting you, but the sandcastle you're building is nearly complete and you want to finish it.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205721
It would be hard to give up on the sandcastle, but I would run away to save my virginity
Shark girls are mean bullies and sexual predators

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205700
Real wood wouldn't get you stuff half the size of modern container ships, much less this supership, not to mention all the bore worms and stuff that would feed on it. And that behemoth would never see dry dock for repairs.

But no reason it couldn't be enchanted wood or some such. The internal space you get compared to using metal is quite a bit less though. Steel or wood raw materials would literally be in the millions of tons. The people alone assuming around 60kg average would be several thousand tons.

Only thing I'd caution you is not to get get too run away with magic. When magic is too easy, then there's no reason you're having problems in the first place. Like why bother with planting fields if you could just have a gnome that lives in a pot like a house plant that can grow any plant instantly on command. Or something like a lilim that could pull fully cooked twelve course meals out of thin air. Or even a trumpart who just uses her card to waltz into the nearest port and grab whatever is needed for dinner. And that's rather dull, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205721
Bop 'em on the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205721

The same thing I always do when I am accosted by aggressive monsters.

I rely on my dragon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205721
Turn to the leader and say
>Ah as expected of the great evil one, to show up with their army before the defenses are even complete
>Well no matter foul beast, good is always prepared for battle!
Then I whip out my dick
>Taste my sword evildoer!

Realistically though start blushing, looking away, and stuttering if able to talk at all while wondering why the hell I'm even at a beech in the first place when I hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205721
There's only one way to defend my territory, and that's to fill my buckets and forcibly volunteer them for an impromptu wet t-shirt contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205721
Could someone with a real computer please make an edit of this with the frown literally turned upside down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205721
Well, I'd tell them I'm depressed since I got diagnosed with alpism. It won't be more than two weeks before I'm being called a fag and being bullied harshly. They'll fall for it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205762

Give me a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205765
Oh Boy! Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205762
>>17205765
Done

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205739
>Real wood wouldn't get you stuff half the size of modern container ships, much less this supership, not to mention all the bore worms and stuff that would feed on it
Ah, but it's not real wood. Let's just say it's a wooden analogue to steel.
>And that behemoth would never see dry dock for repairs.
I actually had two dumb thoughts about this. The first is every citizen with significant magical power would channel their everything into a large magical formation that creates a half-forcefeild about the boat, basically creating a bubble, pushing the water away evenly. People would then rappel down for repairs while the force field holds.

Second would be giant ropes or something similar resting on the ocean floor between two towering landmasses that is operated on a gargantuan pulley system between two tall landmasses. the chains or whatever would raise the ship and it could be worked on that way.

>The internal space you get compared to using metal is quite a bit less though.
What's the reason for this?

>When magic is too easy, then there's no reason you're having problems in the first place. Like why bother with planting fields if you could just have a gnome that lives in a pot like a house plant that can grow any plant instantly on command. Or something like a lilim that could pull fully cooked twelve course meals out of thin air. Or even a trumpart who just uses her card to waltz into the nearest port and grab whatever is needed for dinner. And that's rather dull, honestly.
Oh of course. And I don't mean to magically handwave. But I feel what I said about the gnome is reasonable. Their domain is soil and they directly control and contribute to the nutrients in the soil. And if they can exercise any kind of manipulation upon the soil, then I feel it's fair for them to be able to collect the salt into large crystals to be sold off at a latter date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205775
Nice. That is one smug shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205775
She looks even scarier now

>>17205782
Smug sharks kidnap and rape men.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit my daughteru on my lap, slip my hand under her panties and start gently masturbating her puffy pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205781
>What's the reason for this?

Density for equivalent strength.

For repairs, I'd do something much smaller scale, like mages having personal force bubbles to inspect and work on minor stuff then a group getting together for specific damaged sections. Or even just have some of the aquatic girls do the first job as a symbiotic thing, the way dolphins and sharks follow real ships.

But pulling the whole thing out of the water in any capacity when it's tens of millions of tons is getting pretty silly. Though that begs the question of how it was built in the first place, probably on an offshore platform in more manageable sections that were joined together or something. You couldn't launch it from a slip.

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>>17205821
>For repairs, I'd do something much smaller scale, like mages having personal force bubbles to inspect and work on minor stuff then a group getting together for specific damaged sections. Or even just have some of the aquatic girls do the first job as a symbiotic thing, the way dolphins and sharks follow real ships.
Well as I said, I know nothing about ship repairs. Can you do a meaningful repair on a ship while it's in the water?

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>>17205812
That's nice anon!

I want my waifu to come running up to me and jump into my arms for kisses!

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>>17205841
Not really for major stuff. You can sometimes, especially with steel but it's way harder. But if you could magic a bubble of air around the problem, that helps a ton. Clearing an area of a couple hundred feet of water is still magnitudes easier than lifting a miles big floating island out of the sea.

Also now I'm imagining a traveling ice kingdom in an iceberg, the ice queen and the glacies in bikinis sunning themselves on the surface in the tropics. Now that would be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that boys' throats belong to monster girls with large tongue who can throat rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205886
Correct.

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>>17205225
She's gonna home in on you and kabe-don you so you say what you want to her face.
She can sense your fetishes anon,
and she likes what she's sensing.

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>>17205870
Well thanks a bunch for the help anon. I'm starting to see it as a bit feasible assuming certain things are in place to make up for what the situation would lack in real life.

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>>17205886
>I'll never be throatraped by my demonfu's tongue.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, anons: condoms are heresy and murder thousands of precious daughterus every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205919
Source, my good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205922
Taken out of context by a hentai tumblr with no link provided., unfortunately. Would that I had a sauce to give.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205919
I wish there were more vanilla doujins were girls ended up like this. Something so satisfying about reducing a dignified human into a slobbering, lust filled mess with your dick.

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>>17205886
Sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205912
I wouldn't be surprised if Demons and other Succubi-type monster girls had longer tongues than humans but they can't be all that long

>>17205959
It might be painful the first minute or so but then it turns into pure pleasure
Once you get throatraped you won't be able to forget how the proper state of your esophagus is filled with a monster girl's large tongue

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>>17205957
Agreed. Not much beats watching a girl give into her lust and become a shameless slut for cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206016
Now that's the kind of girl you expect to see being filmed riding the cock carousel. A girl that's 120% whore, but the kind where it's so deeply dicked into her nature you can't blame her. It's like a fish swimming.

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>>17206005
I don't need it to go into my esophagus anon, just deep enough to overwhelm me.
And maybe long enough for her to wrap it around my dick during blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your adoptive Momster and your Onee-sans react to learning that you've been participating in illegal street races in the mountains at night for cash?
https://youtu.be/SRbhLtjOiRc

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>>17206016
>>17206032
Don't all monster girls act this way?
It's just that rather than losing it and becoming a slut to the cock, they retain their rationality for the most part and they become a slut for their husband's cock only

Take Anubi for example, once they've tasted their husband's cock they won't be able to refuse some private time with it even if it delays the construction of the pyramid
Some more extreme cases include Ratatoskr who become mere female animals and Apophis who straight up forget about their goal in life because they're too busy in bed with their husband

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>>17206088
>Don't all monster girls act this way?
No, It specifically states that some Mgs are 10/10 pure waifu material because they know it pulls in husbandos.

It's just that girl in that picture in particular. Look at how happy she is to be used as meat She doesn't even care about the dude groping her, just one cock in the crowd dedicated to turning her into a sloppy cumdump.

It's kind of beautiful in a way, like watching a bird fly.

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>>17206101
Fuck off.

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>>17206081
>They don't say anything, pretend they've heard nothing
>Next night you go out, suddenly you're challenged by the two top racers, no one knows who they are, bodies wrapped totally in a skintight suit with a tinted racing helmet
>Loser gets fucked in the back of the winner's car
>Find out the lewd way that your Momster and Onee-san are actually the legendary anonymous due constantly vying for top dog in the races.

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>>17205919
>>17205922
Artstyle looks like Satsuki Itsuka?

Or maybe Inazuma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206108
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206126
You know what.
Take your gangbang shit back to /a/ or /d/ or whatever pit you crawled out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206088

Something I've always liked about KCs art is that the monsters always look so happy when embracing their husband.

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>>172s06116
Would they be turned on by your racing and drifting skills though?

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>>17206129
>Implying it isn't a perfect fit for that slut
Nigger just look at the expression on her face and her body language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206136
Fucking hell, that's meant for >>17206116
I need to go to sleep.

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>>17206136
No but I know what turns them off

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>>17206135
It's fake happiness. They don't actually love their husbands, they just use them as cum dispensers. With no after sex cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206138
Take your shitty fetish and get >>>/out/
You're diseased in the brain if you see a hot girl and think: "Yeah I want about fifteen more penises involved in this at least."

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>>17206148
>Perfectly complacent being groped by some random dude from behind
>Looking coyly into the camera, not even paying attention to him
If she wasn't bound for imminent gangbang you'd see more interaction between the two. Fuck, she'd at least be acknowledging him in some manner. Whatever man. You aren't even listening. Feel free to tell me to leave for your own blindness, for the third time.

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>>17206148
Why are you even responding?

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>>17206147

No anon, the monsters especially love cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206168
Because it's late and my brain is tired from late shift.
Fuck I wish I had a cute Demon girl to drag me away from the computer and cuddle me to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206181
Hug a pillow and pretend it's your waifu. It's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206205
I tried that. Then I tried cuddling my sheets.
The lack of physical intimacy of any kind in my life is slowly killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206066
>Spoiler
Of course tonguejobs are a given, in fact they'd be the norm over regular blowjobs since they can taste you better that way

It's a shame that you don't find throatrape appealing. Would you at least let her wrap her tongue around yours and give you breathtaking kisses?

>>17206135
That's because they're genuinely filled with joy whenever they are around their precious husband
Even the most kuuderes and tsundere species can't help but smile when they are with their loved one

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>>17206214
>Would you at least let her wrap her tongue around yours and give you breathtaking kisses?
That's what I'm into anon. That's what I want. Just let her absolutely dominate me with her tongue and leave me breathless with a kiss.
I want her to bend me backwards with a kiss and then shove me onto the bed so I'm nice and breathless while she mounts me.
Alternatively I want her to make me bend over so she can snuggle up to me and jerk me off while molesting my ears with her long tongue.

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>>17206205

That's what dakimakura are for anon.

I actually own an Alice one.

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>>17206214
>Even the most kuuderes and tsundere species can't help but smile when they are with their loved one

Yes. Also many Ratatoskrs got literally iced to give you this cute picture.

[Anonymous No.]

Ayy

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>>17206254
Not as nice as cuddling a dead girl because dead girls slowly warm up.

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>>17206236
Anon I live with my parents. I wish I could get a daki. Anyway I can still imagine it's my waifu!

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>>17206258
for the longest time I thought she had a fucking claw gauntlet stabbed into her skull. Took me ages to realize the segments weren't fingers but the ridges of her horn.

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>>17206254
Look at how comfy he is, meanwhile we have to suffer under the heat

>>17206258
>Womb tattoo with arrow pointing to vagina
It's nice to have something to remind you that Amazons are Succubi

>>17206261
Wrong time of the year to argue about why undead give better cuddles than cold girls
Either way it's a matter of preference, and to me cold cuddles>warm cuddles

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>>17206279
>Either way it's a matter of preference, and to me cold cuddles>warm cuddles
See, for me it's always been abut the equilibrium dead girls represent. I produce a lot of heat, they produce none. When we snuggle, we share that imbalance and come to a perfect balance in unity. This makes me comfortably cool and her comfortably warm.

But cold girls radiate cold like I radiate heat. It's a clash where neither is truly satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to let that shitohebi in. She just wanted to give you the ultimate Father's Day present.

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>>17206291
>>17206261

Dead girls offer nothing that cold blooded girls offer.

Cold blooded girls are better because they actively seek out your body heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206307
Dead girls ARE cold blooded. Baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206299
>that shirohebi doujins scans never
Sad! Many such cases!

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>>17206311

No. Dead girls are no blooded.

Unlike cold blooded girls body temperature is completely irrelevant for the dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206320
>body temperature is completely irrelevant for the dead.
Wrong. Read the setting sometime. Dead girls love warm.

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>>17206299
But I'm not a father yet... Oh, I get it

>>17206307
Undeads and reptiles are both in the same bag when it comes to bodyheat and cuddling, that's why undead reptiles are so great at it
And thanks for that picture, sometimes I forget just how boner inducing yanderes can be, especially when they are large breasted snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>STILL no giraffe necked weevil girl
GOD DAMMIT KC

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206386
Matangos are olev! OLEV!

[Anonymous No.]

Human women will have their man stolen from them by monsters. Whether it be an oni or mershark. Hell, even an alp can do it if it was a childhood friend. Nothing like taking your best friend in front of your ex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206397
No, women with husbands/boyfriends just monsterize

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206397
Heres a (You), spend it wisely because you'll only get the one from me.

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>>17206386
What else would it be? TELL ME DAMN IT!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that every monster girl deserves a husband who will protect her smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205309
I'm now imagining an anubis having an unfortunate run in with a pimp, preying on her for her exotic looks, innocence and fragmented English.

It'd probably end with the pimp mysteriously strung up by bandages between traffic lights in the middle of the street.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/LaNgyenNgocThao/status/876968912776069122
Familiars are love.

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>>17206397

Monsters only steal men away from women who are bitches and whores and/or never loved him in the first place.

Women who display the monster trait of true love get to become monsters themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206386
What did you put in my tea?!

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>>17206414
And every Anon deserves a monster girl who will protect his smile too

>>17206438
Unmarried Familiars work tirelessly everyday to ensure that the Sabbath grows and makes everyone happy
If you ever meet one you are more than welcome to take her home and help her enjoy resting for once in a while

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>>17206438
I want a pair of pudgy familiars to come home to every day.

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>>17206532
>If you ever meet one you are more than welcome to take her home and help her enjoy resting for once in a while
That sounds dangerous.

On another note, the guy who's been doing sketches lately is taking requests again https://hereisds.tumblr.com/post/162040262781/last-of-the-requests-if-anyone-has-any-more-feel

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>>17206466
Just her love nectar.

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>>17206537
Why pudgy? Wouldn't you prefer slim, portable Familiars that you can easily carry with one arm under your armpit?

>>17206545
Familiars can't be dangerous, they are a subservient species literally made to listen to orders

Sadly he isn't taking more request, he just finished drawing his last one.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have this in NSFW non-patreon version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206663
Nope.

I want them soft, squeezable, and snuggly with thick thighs and large posteriors, along with tummies I can fondle

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>>17206720
Or this in any

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>>17206720
I want to lick and kiss Titania nee-san! I want to ravish her sweet hole with my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206720
He's paywalling lewds again? I thought he stopped doing that after they all got leaked anyway.
>>17206725
>no tattoo.
You had one job butter.

[Anonymous No.]

Sniffing a monoeye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206735
That pic is 30% wip, there is a tatoo in final version

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206748
So he's still at it huh? Well all the MGE stuff he done in the past got posted in various places so I should hope it's just a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206748
>giving Melt tits
Why does anybody care about Butter T again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206757
>still
He never stopped in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206742
Be careful that there are no Gazer around otherwise you will be forced to take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206768
All he needs to do is close his eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Reverse trap monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206806
Reverse trap alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206856
That's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206806
Reverse Traps are cool.

Tomboys are a mite better though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206856
A girl that looks like a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206873
Yeah that.

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>>17206806
>>17206870
What about both?
A tomboy Salamander who insists on being called a man because she grew up idolizing human warriors and their manly pride
She would dress like a man even though her feminine curves and large chest would give it away that she is obviously a girl
Think of how flustered she would be if you beat her in a fight and as a reward asked her to put on a cute dress to go on a date with you

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>>17206903
>she is obviously a girl
Then she isn't a reverse trap.

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>>17206913
She would try her best to look like a man but those hips can't lie no matter how much she binds her breasts, cuts her hair short and wears men's clothing

She wouldn't be attractive if she looked like >>17206886 or like an effeminate boy

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>>17206886
Best girl

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>>17206886
Aren't alps that already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206944
>Kashima
>not attractive

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna find a hugely muscled lamia in the deep woods and give her a hugs!

No one can stop me, not even the muscle mantises!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207047
Gonna slap lamiass all over the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207052
A worthy goal, although escape may prove difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207057
I got strong legs to run away, anon. Everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207063
And she has a strong, serpentine tail, in addition to knowing the area better

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207065
I'll study her a bit first and plan an escape route. As soon as she is distracted I'll slap and roll away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207070
That's good, just don't roll down a hill and into the water.


Those piranha girls are vicious

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>>17207047
Muscle Lamias tend to be aggressive constrictor types, don't ever trust one when she invites you to rest in her coils
She will 100% of the time squeeze you to the point where you lose feeling in your legs so then she can drain you mercilessly while you can't fight back

>>17207052
What do you find appealing in Lamiass slapping?
Is it the arousing moans they produce when you slap? Is it the embarrassing yelps? Is it the way their ass jiggles afterwards? Or is it the fact that you know they will go to bed that night with your handprint firmly implanted on their buttcheeks?

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>>17207079
For sure. Like I've said, I would plan out a nice escape route so things like that don't happen.

Now, for the lamiass I'll go for the weird, extremelly hard lamia that for some reason has horns.

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>>17207098
Not if I hug her back!
Nothing can stop me from snuggling her!

>>17207101
Anon, that's a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

This is a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: a Wight modeled after Dorothea Mölders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207122
I like those thighs. I want her to cocoon me.

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>>17207098
All of those and the delicious feeling of smooth or lean snake butt in my hand since there is a good grope afterwards. Sure, i'm risking her wrapping her tail around my arm and things happening but that only makes it more exciting.

>>17207115
Explains why she destroyed almost the whole forest and is still giving chase. Oh well, the next one is the funny looking lamia with the "slap me" mark that is surrounded by white sneks.

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>>17207123
fucking who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207134
A German semen demon from the manga Emma. You should go read Emma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207122
She is absolutely gorgeous. She's got both the fear factor of s spider and the motherly appeal of a woman.
Any man who gets to bury his face in that soft behind will reach Nirvana

>>17207129
She would cocoon your entire body save for your head and dick, and then she would sexually dominate you until you gave your body and soul to her
I would break within a few minutes if she started with a thighjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207123
You mean she's OLD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207150
Cocoons like that require some ASMR stuff.
>>17207152
Undead age like fine wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207150
>soft behind
You mean soft abdomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206438
Goodness gracious that body.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ay Anon, I brought you blue, lemme smash."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207184
I don't speak lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207184
Come again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207184
Was that a jojo reference?

[Anonymous No.]

In MGC, if you pull on a coworker's tail, is it harassment or have you just declared intent to marry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207194
>"You want sum tail?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17205721
She dosent even have legs lol. Also jokes on her I enjoy being bullied by strong women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207207
You're no dragon. You're just a mere female lizard that's lost all sense of pride.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207201
Probably the latter.
>Ara~ you like my tail don't you anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207157
If course there will be ASMR, spiders are master at it
She will blindfold you and then whisper lewd and scary things into your ear while jerking you off at random intervals
She might even run one of her chitinous leg along your ear to see your reacrion

>>17207184
>>17207207
>This is what happens when you give a Dragon access to the Internet
If it was an Harpy saying that stuff it would be cute but it's straight up shameful for a Dragon to step that low

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207234
That skirt does not look to be regulation length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206135
They know they're eating him right after that. A fuck and a tasty meal make a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207259
S-s-student Council Predisident!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207184
I love her tits and that little bush. Would smash without hesitation.

>>17207207
Look at how nice her body is. Why are dragons so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207216
>>17207257
>"Anon used to lemme smash. I brought yellow."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206254
>Many Ratatoskr froze to bring us this information
>So why didn't we just send a White Horn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206334

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207289
>he got da booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207289
Wonder how often you have to replace those chain locks after a monster crushes it between their hands to enter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207289
>scans never
KEKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207295
You should buy Dwarven chains for that. At least they'll never break, though the door might be in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open, how would the Monster Girls respond to our depictions of them? Would they be flattered by our fear of them in ancient time? Would they be upset with some of our own inventions (e.g. Onee-Sabbath, Dragons becoming lesbian maids, monsters not allowed to have sex with those they love due to international law, bullyable nerd hellhounds, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207323
>Dragons becoming lesbian maids
I think they'd be more than mollified by the one constantly cockteasing the shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nerdhound comes through the portal
>She's fucking jacked
>Wearing glasses
>Makes subtle Dark Souls references
>Says Hellhounds are top dog, and can't be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207350
>DaSfags
>subtle

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it guys now I cant stop thinking of a beach day with my Ogre waifu and her just bring a beach bully to me. Also do monstergirls tan? How does green tan? Anyway.
>"wow anon nice sandcastle"
>"Hey thanks it took for...."
>Ogre stomps its out
>walks away laughing
>30 minutes later youre finishing a new one
>a football slams straight into the castle
>ogre waifu runs up half heartily apologizes while trying not to snicker
and retrieves the ball
>giving up you lay under the sun and start to doze off
>only to be waken up by sand getting kicked at you
>ogre waifu is back with snacks and drinks
>you spend the rest of the day relaxing under a umbrella in your ogre waifus arms
They only do it because they like us anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207400
She sounds like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting, shame I can't decipher moonrunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207415
The same could be said for all tsunderes honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207400
Just for all that, when she falls asleep on the beach, I'm going to bury her in sand and sculpt out a cartoonishly large body with her head sticking out. She's so proud of her D tits? Let's see how she likes Q tits. She likes being thick? Let's go ahead and double the size of her hips. Don't forget the hands groping and shlicking herself! I'm sure she'll love those photos I'm saving for posterity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207424
Not even tsunderes are that bad. She's straight out an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207420
This looks like a chinese knockoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207452
>Demon Wife Encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207482
Damn Mist Continent imitation of Glorious Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207420
Is that supposed to be an undead kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207452
That's just some guy making fan pages on twitter
But there was an actual real literal chinese MGE knock-off. People posted pics from it few years ago. It had like 80 girls at that time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207498
Any pics? Better than Praxis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207509
>Better than Praxis?
That not exactly an accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207509
I didn't save any pics. Art was good, but now that I think of it, it had more like 20-30 grills

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207415
>>17207437
Shes supposed to act like a asshole at the beach thats the point of a beach bully waifu. I understand bullying isnt for everyone. And its just sand.
>>17207426
See this anon gets it. Bully her back when the time arises. Sculpture her into a mermaid and joke that she can breathe underwater as the tide rises.

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>>17207426
>Do this to her and laugh heartily when she wakes up
>Laughing dies off as she's blushing slightly and admiring her fake chest/hips

Don't do it anon, you don't know what you'll unleash

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207562
>the next day she comes home with several gallons of Holstaur milk

[Anonymous No.]

Flat ogres are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207573
>dfc big green waifu with small chest complex
Great i didnt knowni wanted this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207572
Anon no.
She's going to bully you with that chest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17206720
Everything in this image is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>Men keep fighting over big boobs vs flat chest
>Meanwhile every monster girls agrees that all dicks are good
This is why we will never win.

[Anonymous No.]

Who says Wurms can't be smart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207608
>every monster girls agrees that all dicks are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207608
Monsters fight about boobs too. It's a war that will never end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207608
>this is what dicklets actually believe
Don't worry anon, at least you can become an alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207608
>every monster girls agrees that all dicks are good
>When one of the big things about mamo mana is that it makes your dick as big(or small I guess) as your monster wife wants it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207627
Most of the time the penis grows when incubization happens, so while they find small cocks cute they do prefer big ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207606
Titania-san is very, very beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207615
I want a chubby Cheshire and her muscled sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207612
She has no curves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207612
Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207643
They'll be happy with whatever their husband happens to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207612
I'm happy to see people taking liberties with their OC
Love that heart scale covering her private parts

>>17207623
No one wins in a war, when will this madness stop?

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>>17207706
Well yeah, it'll grow up to be what she wants any way.

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>>17204503
>>17204520
Pretty much what this anon said. If you constantly dick her, it won't take long at all. A couple months maybe if you give her three square "meals" a day. Or if you're a shitty husbando and only do it once a day or once every other day, it could take years.

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>>17207612
Now with one additional color variant!

>>17207700
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=10553679

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>>17207738
Don't see it
You commissioned it?

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>>17207612
>>17207738
That's some nice proportionality between the torso and tail. Looks more natural

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Real yandere hours bois

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>>17207758
And you ended it. Good job.

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>>17207758
I'd beat and seal a yandere.

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>>17207755
Nice tail along with lovely claws!

It's so nice, good job to the artist.

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>>17207758
Yandere doesn't always mean she wants to kill you. When will people realize this?

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>>17207769
Around the same time people realize that tsundere doesn't mean "huge bitch 24/7."

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>>17207773
Maybe they'll also realize them Kuudere also doesn't mean an autismic statue?

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>>17207758
What if
Mayandere

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>>17207768
Don't compliment a monster girl on her monstrous parts unless you're willing to marry her

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>>17207823
Don't look at monster girl unless you are willing to marry her.

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>>17204787
>>17204797

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>>17207828
Cute fox.

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>>17207828
I'm surprised she's able to sit normally with her huge tails and most likely huge butt.

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>>17207785
Best dere, when not ruined

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Some may think that the best folklore girl is easily Hachishakusama. But it's actually her younger sister, Nanashakusama

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>>17207643
Wanna find where it says that the dick always grows during incubization? I don't recall that, I only recall that they find all dicks pleasant, for different reasons.

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>>17207758
I want to let a nonmurderous yandere the body types I enjoy 'accidentally

I wanna see if I can get that yandere strongfat

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>>17207828
Cute!

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>>17207828
Old foxes should just give up and let young people mingle together.

>>17207852
>Hachishakusama
>8 feet tall cutie
>Makes a great onee-san and an ever better momster

>Nanashakusama
>1 result on google
>It's your post
There is no competition.

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>>17207608
>uncut vs cut

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>>17207935
>implying monstergirls would ever even consider forgiving penis mutilators

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>>17207946
You sure about that?

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>>17207920
>He didn't get it

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>>17207965
>tanuki are jews Xd
It's not because they're greedy like jews that they'll necessary cut up dicks, are tanukis even religious?

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>>17207946
I don't think they'll mind as long as it still works. A vasectomy on the other hand...

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>>17207828
Old foxes are olev, but I'd rather reach that point by growing older alongside my wife.

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>>17207999
Yeah, they worship money.

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>>17207986
He's probably one of those twats that still calls her Shichishakusama.

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>>17208007
As would I, but I'm not about to turn down a 700 year old fox christmas cake.

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>>17207986
It was terrible wordplay that not even a Skeleton who loves puns would enjoy

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>>17208018
It wasn't only wordplay, it was also a light jab at the goldilocks zone that frequently gets brought up in the thread.

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Ayy
jap hound

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>>17208052
Weebhounds are for bullying

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>>17208052
>tfw I can sense the presence of damn fine ass-fangs even without seeing them.

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>>17208018
did someone say puns?

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>>17208052
Now that's a nice Niphound. Decently sized paws too
>>17208059
>bullymeme
She'll bully your dick with her superior zipangu pussy with six gorillion folds.

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>>17208052

That cloth gi is so tight I can see the outline of her underwear.
She's perfect. As a manticore/hellhound slut I wildly approve.

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>>17208052
Looks like a girl with レイプ on her mind.

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>>17208059
I want a hugely muscled weebhound that's nerdy but still tomboyishly rough.. or should I say 'ruff'

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>>17208032
>goldilocks zone
I'm not sure I get it, care to explain?

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>>17208097
When it comes to tall girls, 7ft is often brought up as the ideal height.
>Making me explain jokes

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>>17208007
>>17208017
>start out as a young man and a loli fox
>700 years later she still treats it like there's a noticeable age gap even though it's tiny in percentages

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>>17207864
>but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more
From the fallen maidens.

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Got an unexpected request fulfilled today from a pixiv artist! Wife and daughter playing.

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>>17208061
>ass-fangs
That's scary.
How would you do anal?

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>>17208119
>playing
That's one way of putting it. This is oddly cute.

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>>17208128
Relax anon, it just means you can see her ass from between her thighs.

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>>17208114
Alright. I guess all the men who don't make up "most men" have perverted wives who like smaller dicks.

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>>17208132
>cute

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>>17208104
That was actually a well thought-out joke, too bad it was so easy to miss

7ft is pretty much the bar that separates normal girls to BIG girls

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>>17208138
Or the wife just doesn't care. Or they're already fun-sized like goblins.

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>>17208119
sasuga KDF

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>>17208138
It's the onee-sans and the mommies.

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>>17208161
>implying momster doesn't want you to plough her womb with a giant cock

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God I wish I had a Demon to greet me when I get back from work before helping me stumble to bed so I can collapse and we can cuddle.
Late Night shifts are hell.

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>>17208179
Momster go straight for the nursing handjob with her whole hand covering your dick. Unless she is a troll or really lewd you won't be having it big.

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>>17208190
But momster also go for the paizuri blowjob, and with her tits so huge, your cock has to be equally big to reach the back of her throat. Check mate

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>>17208180
You wouldn't need to work with a Demon waifu, you could just move into her homecountry and enjoy a simple life free of stress

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>>17208200
Long tongue or she can just force her tits down. Nursing handjobs take priority over all other positions.

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>>17207827
Don't live in the same town as monster girls unless you're willing to marry one.

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>>17208208
>Long tongue or she can just force her tits down.
Nope. Gotta fill her mouth at least.
>Nursing handjobs take priority over all other positions.
Wrong, lotus is the most important position. Man it's like you have no idea what you're talking about.

I mean clearly you desperately want to have a tiny dick, so I won't fault you there, but don't drag momsters down with you. What momster doesn't like a sonnu with a cock so big she can see it outlined on her bely. No momster, that's what.

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>>17208213
but what if i'm already married to one?

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>>17208202
I have a job for two reasons anon.
One is to make money.
Two is so I stop feeling like a useless lump that lazes around the house and eats all the food.

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>>17208218
Then I'd kindly ask you to please tell me how and where you came across a monster girl, and how I can marry one myself.

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>>17208119
The daughter looks like a jelly-bean amputee.

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>>17208229
She's wearing a bitchsuit anon.

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>>17208230
Rude.

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>>17208119
>tfw you've ruined kobolds for me

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>>17208215
Ah, I see. Normally when I talk about momster I'm talking about grown and mature women, not lolis that you are using in your case. Oh well, I'll explain to you either way.

For the paizuri not even normal monsters can fill their whole mouth unless the penis is bigger than her head so you are way too wrong here. Momsters take their sons with care, that means licking the head while the body gets warmed between her tits.
For sex the second most important one is mating press, which shows the son getting into the mother's embrace and pumping away, showing that he is now a "grown man".

Don't worry anon, I'm sure you'll be able to please your momster one day. You just gotta learn.

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>>17208052
So cute, I'm gonna die

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>>17208238
That's all on you anon.

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>>17208238
Are you one of those people who avoids media they otherwise would like simply because they "find the fanbase too cancerous"?

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>>17208238
It's amazing how obnoxious on man can be. I mean I don't even associate gazer or Mia with their respective fags, but Kobold just has QS written all over it now.

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>>17208238
To be honest if somebody or some writefag ruins a girl for you, you're pretty autistic

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>>17208248
Personal problem my man.

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>>17208059
>bully weebhound for her obsession with Japan
>weebhound proceeds to kidnap you and rape you with her favorite kimono on
Congrats on becoming weebhound's husbando!

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>>17208226
i was more implying that i would look for a MG waifu before setteling down in a town
i'm sorry for getting your hopes up

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>>17208239
Why not just start small with a momster teasing you about the size, only for her to be overewhelmed when puberty hits with exponential growth accompanied by mamono mana?

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>>17208238
>having this weak of an imagination
If you can't imagine kobolds in other situations that's your own fault anon.

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>>17208239
You're trying too hard. Loli momster? That's what you go with?
>the penis is bigger than her head
That's the idea
>Momsters take their sons with care, that means licking the head while the body gets warmed between her tits.
This is not exclusive. You know the neck can bend back and forth, yes?
>For sex the second most important one is mating press, which shows the son getting into the mother's embrace and pumping away, showing that he is now a "grown man".
The mating press is a position for plebs. The most important is Lotus, because it brings the couple together closely on more or less equal terms, while having the momster looking down somewhat signifying her superiority in the relationship
The third most important is Leglocked missionary, as it signifies that her son has "returned home" and is perhaps the most heartmelting position to a momster, where she relinquishes control and just holds on to her beloved.

You're making your momster sad anon.

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How short is too short for midget races?

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>>17208254
>Problem
No I always thought kobolds were shit and werewolves were better.
>Personal
It's not when it's more than one tho

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>>17208251
Actually, I can kind of see where he's coming from. Not because I dislike KDF or his actions at all (even if the art he gets is mostly weird as shit to look at), but because of that one autist who commissioned over 20 images of a raiju getting headpats. I can sympathise just because I know the feeling of seeing a person try to singlehandedly ruin a monstergirl.

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>>17208273
When they become so short they become fairy-sized, it's still not too short.
When you sleep with them and risk rolling over and suffocating them in bed is when they're too short.

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>>17208273
Is there an "Uncanny Valley" for height? I know we like our lolis and shortstacks, and we like our fairies and pixies, but is there a height in the middle that is unattractive?

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>>17208285
I doubt it. Something like that isn't really objectively quantifiable.
Proportions, on the other hand, are exceptionally easy to fuck up. And there's probably certain heights were it's harder to take the proportions out of the uncanny valley.

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Eould you a beta ass monster?
>hates the "matriarchy"
>likes listening to you
>"extra gentle"
>pays for food
>takes her coat off so you can step on it over puddles.
>is okay with you going out by yourself.
>isn't very strong but will try to protect you
OR
The equivalent of a female chad
>treats you like shit.
>doesn't know what "gentle" is
>occasionally calls you "fetch me a beer"
>will protect you no matter what
>values you as property but not as a partner.
>calls you a slut when you tell her you were raped.
>beats you randomly.
Pick only one.
>Inb4 both or something completely different.

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>>17208293
Sort of like when certain really tall characters end up with gigantic legs?

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>>17208296
No. kill your self.

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>>17208296
>want a cuck or a cunt?
fuck off

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>>17208296
I'm not a woman, so I'd pick the "m'man" tipping beta over the redneck with a vagina.

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>>17208113
Even better if she treats you like there's a massive age gap, even though you're actually older than her.

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>>17208244
>>17208246
>>17208251
>defending the same guy who commissioned this: http://mgewiki.com/images/b/b5/Kobold34b.jpg

>>17208266
Kinda hard to do so when almost all of the kobold art out there are those same two kobolds with ballgags and latex suits. I wouldn't mind it so much if it wasn't the same shit over and over again.

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>>17208300
Yep. Imagine Bayonetta in real life, I guess. It'd look weird as fuck.

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>>17208296
>Pick the one who treats you well or pick the one who treats you like shit
Do you think I'm some 3dpd slut?

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>>17208309
It' "me lord" not "m'man"

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>>17208315
You just don't like KDF, get over it my dude.

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>>17208318
Ah, should've thought of that. Thanks.

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>>17208300
I was originally talking about something like a 20" tall girl. Would it be weird having a wife the size of a newborn, even if she was very mature?

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>>17208316
I was thinking more along the lines of Selvaria Bles, but Bayonetta's legs are insane.

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>>17208320
I always wondered what it was about QSDF that got him his own dick sucking force.

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>>17208315
No one was defending anyone, they were saying it was your fault you can't enjoy kobolds. It's possible for both you and kdf to have your own problems.

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>>17208327
I think that really depends on proportions, since that size could just be a really big pixie or fairy.
In that case, it wouldn't be too weird.

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>>17208315
>http://mgewiki.com/images/b/b5/Kobold34b.jpg
Oh jeez, oh man. I remember telling KDF I was looking forward to seeing the finished result of that Daz3D commission.

I honestly don't know how to react to this. I'm at a loss. What was the reaction when he first posted it here?

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>>17208343
Mostly negative, but he didn't seem to serious about it in the first place.

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>>17208271
>The mating press is a position for plebs
Wow, you just called thousands of momsters plebs and you're telling me that I'm making them sad? Okay.

Mating press is the perfect position for them because it allows the son to get on top of his mother and use all energy they have like kids do when playing. And like I've said it's also him gorwing up.
For lotus they can't go well, because the son would have to endure the mother's weight and he wouldn't be able to move his hips properly. She could just slam down on him, but a mother that's gently caring for her son wouldn't do that.

Here's the thing, anon. What you're talking about is just a normal guy/monster relationship and not a son/mother one.

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>>17208343
This is why you never try to mix 3DPD and waifus. Let's leave it at that.

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There's no real blame in the process the way I see it.
>One faggot inundates a girl who otherwise has little to no content with degenerate shit
>People begin to associate that girl with degenerate shit due to exposure
>The girl becomes ruined to those people

It's pretty understandable really.

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>>17208349
Why don't you two just write it off as differences in parenting styles?

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>>17208360
That just means those people have no imagination.

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>>17208360
Thank god gazerfag isn't a degenerate.

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>>17208052
What a clever way to use the metal skull Hellhounds are shown with.
However, it seems this artist forgot or neglected to give her the chest mofu.

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>>17208296
This reeks of projection.

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>>17208333
The constant "bawwww" from people who hate him yet cannot stop getting involved in every single fucking thing he does.

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>>17208349
>Wow, you just called thousands of momsters plebs
No, I called your momster a pleb. Most momsters actually have taste.
>Mating press is the perfect position for them because it allows the son to get on top of his mother and use all energy they have like kids do when playing. And like I've said it's also him gorwing up.
Same is to be said for missionary with leglocks, only it's infinitely more intimate and has a greater significance symbolically.
>because the son would have to endure the mother's weigh
What son can't bear the weight of his mother? On literal and metaphorical levels that's pathetic. holy shit.
>She could just slam down on him, but a mother that's gently caring for her son wouldn't do that.
>Momsters can't be lost to passion while embracing their sons

You know what anon? We'll never see eye to eye. Lets just listen to this anon >>17208365.

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>>17208367
He is, he's into handholding.

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>>17208372
I was just going to say /r9k/

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>>17208367
Skeletons can't be degenerates.

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>>17208366
That's not an argument.

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>>17208315
>http://mgewiki.com/images/b/b5/Kobold34b.jpg
That's not even the worst thing Quicksilver has had them doing.
>>17208343
That's what you get for having expectations for that creepy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when KDF did this?
http://i.imgur.com/qOtXcbt.png

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>>17208312
>Even better if she treats you like there's a massive age gap, even though you're actually older than her.
What exactly do you mean, in the previous post the man being older was the case.

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>>17208373
It's like people who still can't stop bitching about writers from 3 years ago, they talk about the guys more than the people who liked them do.

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>>17208381
Yes it is.
If the actions of one anon leave a person completely unable to imagine that MG in any other capacity, that person has a shitty imagination and/or brain problems.

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>>17208360
So if KDF liked your waifu, would you want a divorce?
"Hate by Association" will always be retarded. The only thing "understandable" here is that people literally cannot think for themselves.

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>>17208381
But Anon, he attacked the imagination capacities of people he knows nothing about instead of forming an arugment! There's no defence against ad hominem of that level!

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I just got an idea. Stay with me here.
We use the opposite of every monster's personality/traits. For example:
>dark mages are lolis
>titanias are little girls that are mentally mature
>baphomets are ara aras
>hellhounds are huge subs
>tentacles and alps are extremly ferocious onee-sans
>NEET kikis
>holstaurs are flat
Did your waifu improve?

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>>17208414
No.
>What's your waifu?
It doesn't matter. You ruined it all.

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>>17208414
>your waifu is now the opposite of what you knew her as and liked her as
>does she improve
I don't know anon, let's do a real big fucking think here.

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>>17208405
>If the actions of one person leave another completely unable to x in any other capacity, it's the other person's fault.
Okay anon, I admit defeat. Here, I've an olive branch I'd like to extend. I'm planning on starting a new national socialist party, wanna join me?
>imb4 godwins
godwin is a faggot

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>>17208374
>No, I called your momster a pleb
Riiiight. I've seen way more instances of the mothers taking care of their sons that way and more anons talking about that too. If anything your momster is probably a bit frustrated with your inability to please her motherly side.

>What son can't bear the weight of his mother?
Try getting a 8 your old kid move properly under the weight and embrace of his 30 year old adult mother.

>>Momsters can't be lost to passion while embracing their sons
Like I've said, I'm talking about a mother/son relationship, not a normal monster raping a kid one. But sure, if you wanna stop we'll stop.

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>>17208432
What the fuck are you talking about?
At the end of the day, there is exactly one person who gets to dictate what you care about and how you think about things. It's you.

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>>17208407
>So if KDF liked your waifu, would you want a divorce?
Not him, but if some guy likes your wife and then proceeds to commission art of her involved in degenerate fetishes and then plasters that art all over town, that might cause a few issues with that guy. The issue isn't with the girl; it's with the guy.

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>>17208461
>The issue isn't with the girl; it's with the guy
Congratulations Anon, you've discovered the point.

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>>17208461
Except it's his waifu, not yours.

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>>17208388
Christ

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>>17208461
>The issue isn't with the girl; it's with the guy.
That's fine and all, but this discussion started because of people who apparently cannot think of Kobolds themselves in any capacity that does not involve the KDF flavor.

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>>17208461
My waifu has hundreds of images of her being raped by men, tentacles, animals and god knows what else but it hasn't ruined her for me. People have thin skin and shit imaginations.

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>>17208461
You know, all this talk reminds me of a friend I have that likes NTR. I can't say that his waifu would leave him because he fantasises her with me.

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>>17208273
>Wouldn't bathe with a potato
Nigga I'd fucking destroy Shantotto if I could.

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>>17208414
Jokes on you, my Chimera and me are the same as before.

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>>17208388
>KDF commissioning toddlercon
Doesn't surprise me.

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>>17208446
>Riiiight. I've seen way more instances of the mothers taking care of their sons that way and more anons talking about that too. If anything your momster is probably a bit frustrated with your inability to please her motherly side.
I see your anecdotal evidence and I raise you mine. I have, in fact, seen more examples of mothers being pleased by their sons via missionary than I have being matingpressed. So there.
>Try getting a 8 your old kid move properly under the weight and embrace of his 30 year old adult mother.
Well firstly, 8 seems a bit young. Secondly, I think you need to go back to school and study the mechanics of the lotus position. The son can't really move. He can roll his hips a little, but he's sitting on his ass. The movement comes mostly from the momster. And the beauty of the position is in the variety of control the momster can exert. When he's not capable, the momster can brace her weight with the ball of her foot and use it as legerage to bounce on his lap. When the sonnu is more capable, she can go from that position to wrapping her legs around his hips, and letting him control the motion a little more.

I think your understanding of momsters is hampered in part by your choosing of arbitrary ages.

>I'm talking about a mother/son relationship, not a normal monster raping a kid one.
Woah, passion = rape? Whatever you say dude.

>But sure, if you wanna stop we'll stop.
I'm not really fussed. This train is going nowhere but I'll ride it with you if you want the company

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>>17208481
>because he fantasises her with me
This is a unique friendship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208481
So he imagines his male friend naked in his fantasies? Alp alert.

[Anonymous No.]

What nicknames do you and your waifu have for each other? Something cutesy?

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>>17208494
He is a pretty nice guy outside of his fetishes. I know he likes it but I wouldn't dare talk about it with him. He jokes about it sometimes though.

>>17208504
It's how cuckolding and NTR work.

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>>17208507
She is know as mega chuff.
Best way to make a strongfat jinko pout

[Anonymous No.]

>arguing about momster sex positions
Fools, adopted daughterus are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208512
What a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208507
Hot stuff.
I imagine it makes a Salamander more genki than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208507
>Cherry
>Gremmy
>ME LIL GREMBO

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>>17208512
Disgusting.

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>>17208491
Missionary and Mating press are pretty much sister positions, so I guess you're the one with pleb instead.

>I think your understanding of momsters is hampered in part by your choosing of arbitrary ages.
Alright, then let's have momster fuck a 17 year old while she is in her 20s.

>I'm not really fussed. This train is going nowhere but I'll ride it with you if you want the company
Well you were the one that said we should stop, so sure.

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>>17208539
>Can't the tell the differences between mating press and missionary leglock
It's all in the nuance. Go have your momster teach you.
>Alright, then let's have momster fuck a 17 year old while she is in her 20s.
It's just from one extreme to the next with you, huh? You know, what, I wasn't even talking about the age difference. To use your 22 year age gap, then why must it be 30 and 8? Why not 35 and 13?

>Well you were the one that said we should stop
I only said we should stop if either of us was interested in a productive discussion. But we've both drawn our lines in the sand and you seem like you're willing to die by yours and I'm no different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208507
My waifu is love or pupcake. She calls me honey or love, and we call each other mama and papa around our daughteru.

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>>17208507
I'd call mine gecko or just a short version of her name. I have a feeling I'd be called human, gem or a short version of my name.

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>>17208557
>pupcake

Ugh muh heart

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>>17208554
Just shut up already holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208587
Nice contribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208273
Why do people call them potatos?

[Anonymous No.]

This is your waifu now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208554
I didn't say they were the same.

>Why not 35 and 13?
Sure, let's go with that. The son is now a pre-teen and not a kid. He can take the lotus position, but even then missionary, like you've said, and mating press still works the best for mothers.

>I only said we should stop if either of us was interested in a productive discussion.
You just said you were no different than me. I have no idea with you continued then.

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>>17196373
Share with the class your plans for the summer, dude!

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>>17208619
CP detected.

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>>17208619
>Blogging
>"dude" posting

I hope your plans involve a noose and a rickety chair.

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>>17208521
Having sex with your adopted daughter is the best way to ensure that you will both lead happy lives and have a healthy family

I'm a big fan of impregnating them as soon as they are of age, but I'm not sure that's the optimal period to do so

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>>17208632
>Blogging
Are you stupid or just pretending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208643
Encouraging blogging. I should've been more clear there.

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>>17208603
>I didn't say they were the same.
You "pretty much" did.

> but even then missionary, like you've said, and mating press still works the best for mothers.
I disagree that mating press works best for mothers. Mating press works best for non-otheru relationships, where you're looking to breed. Of course you want to breed your motheru but it's not the focus. You're already taking the place of the result of the breeding, if you've gone the adoption route. She's already bred, not literally speaking. You've more or less filled that hole in her, forgive the pun. And so breeding, while preferrable, is no longer the point in her mind. Of course you as a man want a daughteru, but that's another issue all together.

Missionary however, is geared closer to intimacy, and while it's a top tier position for this purpose, so is lotus. While the leglock plays into the "welcoming" aspect and strikes that mother instinct on the head, it's less versatile than the general "cherishing" aspect of lotus, which can be used to the fullest regardless of mood or place.

In that aspect it falls short in significance to the motheru aspect, but it pushes ahead with its versatile applicability.

>You just said you were no different than me. I have no idea with you continued then.
No different in that I'm unwilling to bend. If you don't want to continue beating the dead centaur with me why are you replying?

[Anonymous No.]

>second chapter of epic daughteru dicking is finally out
>I already fapped literally a minute before it was uploaded
Damn, I at least I know what to fap to tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208663
Going to need both hands for this.

[Anonymous No.]

Would NitrOx be a drug for Internal Combustion automations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208684
Sounds more like an energy drink for Minotaurs.

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>>17208650
Pretty much sisters doesn't mean twins.

>where you're looking to breed
This is where the problems is. The mother to son mating press, like I've said before, it's to make the little one "grow up". To get him in control and do something that only adults do and place him in the spot of the man. Seeing her adorable child mature like that brings the momster a crazy amount of happiness.
You can also easily go from missionary to mating press and keep the leglocking aspect and keep the things I've said above.

Lotus works better for equal relationships, but one where the mother is getting the son to become man mating press takes the first spot.

>If you don't want to continue beating the dead centaur with me why are you replying?
I only said I would stop because you said that we should listen to the other anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is all this fascination with incest and emasculating femdom a product of traumatic past events or is it just fetish material? There's some here who seem to go to great lengths to defend both practices.

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>>17208702
I disagree. Not only does the "grown up" and 'man" aspect come into play in missionary position as the motheru lays back and relinquishes control to the sonnu, but there's also the significance brought in by the leglock.

There are also many ways to do a mating press and some of them don't allow for a leglock. For the execution of this purpose, Missionary is far better of a position.

> but one where the mother is getting the son to become man mating press takes the first spot.
I agree, but this is a process that only has the mot significance once. After that Lotus takes the lead due to the reasons stated before.

>I only said I would stop because you said that we should listen to the other anon.
We should only stop if we wish to come to a satisfying conclusion, because at this rate we never will. But if neither of us cares about that, I see no reason to stop

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>>17208736
I don't know about the later there but incest is hella fucking hot and that's why I love it. Wish I had a 'traumatic' experience with an clingy younger and/or older sister or a yandere momster.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a tanuki to present thinks like billy mays

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>>17208754
As someone with a sister, I am immensely glad that nothing of the sort happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208761
Is it cause she ain't hot or is she just not the kind of person you'd gift with the dick?

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>>17208758
Would you fuck a tanuki with Billy May's voice? She would be extremely vocal during sex. You also can't stifle her voice with gags, and you can't wear ear protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no new roulette form Beast.
Whats he doing anyway?

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>>17208768
Because she's my goddamn sister and it would have taken everything we did together as kids and twisted the memories.

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>>17208769
Only if she narrates everything that's happening in vivid detail.

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>>17208746
Then here is a satisfying conclusion. Mating press/Missionary first, finishing the normal and non lewd mom and son chapter and going full incest route. After that comes lotus/other positions since he already went through the grown up part.

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>>17208776
That's what makes it so great!

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>>17208736
>incest
Tabboo and hot. That's all I need, as long as it's 2d.

[Anonymous No.]

Which would the world be more accepting of?
>Portals open and every known species populated the earth
>Scientists play god and create monsters in a lab and release them into the world
>Governments reveal their existence (a la MonMusu)
>A single Lilim arrives and begins monsterizing willing women around the world
There are women who would be willing to become monsters right? Surely men aren't the only degenerates? If not, my backup plan for a relationship in reality is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208787
Only in your fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more Wurms not acting like retards.

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>>17208784
Well at this point insisting X > Y would just be petty. So I can agree to this. But I have to reiterate that a small penis is by absolutely no means a prerequisite.

>>17208761
>As someone with a 3dpd sister, I am immensely glad that nothing of the sort happened.
Fixed

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>>17208801
Realistically? Probably the scientist one. Scenarios A and D would be hellish in their own way, and C would just cause a lot of people to go fucking apeshit at their governments. That's if mass public apathy to the bullshit governments pull doesn't win out, anyway.

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>>17208806
>We need wurms not acting like wurms
Why?

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>>17208810
Momster thinks your small dick is cute and would rather prefer it that way, but the more she has sex the more she stops thinking of you as a kid and the more she likes you as a man. This makes the penis grow.

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>>17208806
>"Hey girl, I've got some crayons!"
>"What the hell are those for?"
>"You mean you don't li
>"No"
>"And Wurms aren't"
>"No"
>"Oh"
>"Its fine though. You'll still need them"
>"Why?"
Our future daughter will like them.

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>>17208818
>That's if mass public apathy to the bullshit governments pull doesn't win out, anyway.
I doubt people would take such a world changing event lying down.

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>>17208830
Nah, see the end game is to be a hung shota.

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>>17208818
>Monster girls are revealed to the world having been created in a secret lab
>Aren't killed or euthanized because of "muh nazism"
>SJWs defend them as strong independent women that are superior to men
>Monsters numbers grow
>Realize they actually love men and are reducing the number of humans girls born
(Let's assume that they can have human male sons to keep the population problem out of this)
>Try to fight back against the wave of monsters
>Husbands don't care, there is literally a perfect girl for any and every personality

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>>17208806
Agreed. They're "simple" with how they only focus on one thing at a time but they're by no means retards.
Dragonia is by no means canon but it's KC approved and shown them holding down stable jobs such as bartending.

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>>17208858
And you will be.

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>>17208801
>A single Lilim arrives and begins monsterizing willing women around the world
Would she hide her powerlevel like this at first?

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>>17208849
There's always London.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208771
Hanging out in the circlejerk discord

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>>17208874
She will start slow with the monsterizing and create a superhero league.

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>>17208860
So what you're saying is sjws support it then change their mind because they're getting outbred?

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>>17208277
No. Literally if a girl is ruined for you because of somebody else you're a fuckinf retard.

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>>17208891
Potentially. Either the 3DPD steps up its game, or gets the left overs that the monsters don't want.

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>>17208806
Wurms don't act like retards
If you were to throw a Wurm in a kindergarten class she would simply rape the teacher or bust out of the room to seek a mate
If she spots an ice-cream truck she won't beg the driver for a cone, instead she will rip the car door and rape him
Their thought process might be extremely simple but they act much more like a wild monster than like a retard or a child

Basically
>Wurm sees man
>Wurm rapes man
>Wurm sees something else than a man
>Wurm is uninterested and goes seeking a man
They might be mildly interested by food if there are no man around but that's about it

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>>17208507
Her nicknames for me:
>Moron
>Doofus
>Idiot
>Every David Ryder nickname from MST3K
>Dumb puppy

My nicknames for her:
>Huge fucking nerd
>Fur dispenser
>Dork
>Dogdork

I imagine it would go something like that. I'm awful at thinking up nicknames.

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>>17208906
The question then becomes, what do they focus on once they find their husband?

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>>17208891
Not necessarily outbred, but they'd likely flip out once it became clear that people were less willing to listen to their horseshit.
The shaming would hit record highs.

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>>17208915
Husband.
Also babies.

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>>17208915
Sex and lots of it. Or you can teach one to do something worthwhile, it's stated to be easy to tame one in the profile.

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>>17208906
Yeah, that's a common misconception with wurms.

But how do they act once that have a husband and he starts introducing her to things that she ignored before? Like icecream?

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>>17208801
A. Plenty of choices for a waifu, and a new dimension to explore and inhabit would help humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208915
Making him happy.

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>>17208886
What do you even mean?
England cares about politics what with all the elections.

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>>17208931
Since they came to our world, what human invention would they be most impressed with? Most disgusted by?

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>>17208942
They'd definitely be disgusted by birth control and stuff like that.
>Why would you not want a daughteru? Human women here are weird.

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>>17208942
>impressed
internet, or porn
>disgusted
nukes, loss of human life and all that

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>>17208915
Replace the word "man" with the word "husband", and voila!
Though the husband can tame her so she stops being such a rape train.

>>17208930
She would enjoy those things with her husband, but she would never put them above her husband
In that case her thought process would be:
Is husband available?
Yes: Let's spend time with him
No: Let's eat ice-cream and wait for him

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>>17208942
Most would like inventions that increase quality of life. Electricity, refrigerators, penicillin, the Internet. But they wouldn't like weapons like sarin gas or bombers.

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>>17208956
Then you teach her to combine the two.
>ice cream WITH husband
>ice cream ON husband

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>>17208955
>>17208957
I wonder what they'd think about our media. Specific classic films and books, for example.

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>>17208948
birth control is one thing (KC did mention them refusing or poking hols in condoms)
but abortion would make them go apeshit.

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>>17208969
There's actually valid reasons for both in our world though. And especially abortion, if critical health or quality of life issues come into play.
inb4 muhmano mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208966
>needs more lewd

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>>17208969
>monsters try for years and years of heavy sex to try to get a baby
>humans accidentally make them and get rid of them

I can see how they would be upset. Would you and your wife be okay with adopting an unwanted human girl and monsterizing her into the waifu's species? I think I'd be okay with it.

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>>17208988
Monstergirls who just arrived proabably doesn't know about it and would lash out at first.

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>>17208997
>adopting an unwanted human girl and monsterizing her into the waifu's species?
It's pretty sick and twisted when you put it like that.

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>>17208969
What about Abortions due to complications in the birth that would kill the mother and the child?
Would a Lilim use Demonic Energy to save them both?

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>>17209005
I feel like I read a story like that. If not, I want one.

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>>17209003
Why? It's better this way.

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>>17208966
>Hakutaku burning mein kampf
>automaton role playing terminator
>Vampire watching the old Dracula movie and adding it to her style

>Dark mage lifting ideas from harry potter
>Fighting MG now have movie nights. Ogre masturbates to tony jaa

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>>17209005
All the more reason to monsterize them all.
You better believe I'd go full traitor.

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>>17209005
I can see that happening. Or a Lich reviving them as undead.

The latter would bring in a whole lot more complications.

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>>17209008
There's just more of an emphasis on how you'd be hijaking the life of a child with no choice in the matter to turn her into a walking fetish object, who's mind would be altered to put sex at the forefront of their thoughts.
But that's MGE, I guess.

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>>17208964
>In bed with Wurm
>She instinctively goes to suck your dick
>You stop her and reveal a tub of her favorite Ben&Jerry's
>Her eyes sparkle at the revelation though she is visibly disappointed to not suck you off
>You plant the tub on your dick and remove the cardboard
>You give her the ok sign to start licking at your junk which is now encased in cookies & milk ice cream
>The things you do for your waifu

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>>17208989
I was thinking more of the pieces of fiction and historical media that depict devastating human tragedy, death and despair, and how deep-rooted violence is in the entire world's historic culture.
Could be a bit of a culture shock, but it's not like conflict and violence hasn't existed in the history of their world, I guess.

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>>17209025
Death or life as a monster girl. Sounds like it would depend upon the will of the mother.
>inb4 pro-life v. pro-choice
>>17209033
Don't forget, their god literally hates them. They know tragedy.

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>>17209013
What monstergirls would enjoy Tokusatsu shows like Ultraman, Kamen Rider and Super Sentai though?

>>17209022
Just imagine a Lilim getting inoculations for Earth diseases meeting a teary eyed woman who was just told something's going wrong with her pregnancy and she'll have to get an abortion or risk dying along with her unborn child.
Imagine that same Lilim basking her in Demonic Energy, turning her into a Succubus or an Echidna to save the her and the unborn child she's tried so hard to have.
Imagine that child growing up and finding out her Godmother is one of the Princesses of the Demon Realm.

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>>17208955

I think monster would be disgusted with most of the typical mainstream porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209045
By how its bad acting or that there's no love in it?

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>>17209033
Some would like tragedy.

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>>17209045
>"No one acts like that during sex."
>"Stop zooming in on his ass and balls, no one wants to see that."
>"For fuck's sake don't pull out and jerk off all over her face, actually cum in her mouth."
>"DON'T CUT TO THE GUY'S O-FACE IN PORN FOR DUDES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
I get the feeling some new porn studios would start turning up to do it right.

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>>17209045
>What the hell is this?
>There's no love, no devotion and no emotion.
>Why does she have 20 different videos?
>You know, neither genders' orgasms actually work like that
>>17209053
Both.

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>>17209044
>What monstergirls would enjoy Tokusatsu shows
Probably not, if anything they would be offended at how passionate humans were about killing monsters.

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>>17209059
>>"Stop zooming in on his ass and balls, no one wants to see that."
>>"DON'T CUT TO THE GUY'S O-FACE IN PORN FOR DUDES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Minus the "FOR DUDES" bit, monstergirls would probably be okay with the male focus as a concept. Probably.

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>>17209065
It's just dudes in rubber costumes anon, they wouldn't be offended.
Plus there are some hot girls in Toku shows for monstergirls to cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209070
Well yeah, but they also understand what guys want to see in lewd content and it isn't other dudes faces as they cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209074
They could also do female versions of male villains. That way they could make Emu's relationship with his digital brother not as gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208801
Not this shitty 3DPD world, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208904
>>17208918
We're hitting levels of cucking that shouldn't be possible.
and I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209054
I can see Art Fairies being common around our universities and libraries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209080
>Not dicking a monstergirl dressed as Poppy
You're not living your life correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209101
>Actually wanting to dick anything related to Dan's digital mom/daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think strong monsters other than the echidna wait for the heroes to come fight them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209088
It's not cucking if you were never in any sort of relationship in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209105
That's more or less the job description for Griffons.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu respond to "I love you"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209104
Listen, anon?
Pink Hair, her style of dress and the fact that she's a video game character who escaped into real life.
Those are all things that turn me on one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
>Dice say Kakuren
>Say this to a big, strongfat gorilla kakuren

Shes picking me up and not letting me go from that hug for the rest of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
They aren't fucking real you utter fucktwat. How the flying goat shit would anyone know how she'd react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209105
PenisEnvy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
Deep blushing and frantic ear wiggling.
Demons are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
"I know."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
High speed tail wagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209124
Poppy is a bad character and was only cool when she was a villain and stopped using that awful fake voice of hers. I bet your taste in monster girls is just awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209139
I can't help what my dick likes anon.
And I think Demons are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209138
Tail wagging is impossibly cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
Blushing, cute tail movements and a "I love you too." At the beginning of the relationship she spilled some fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
>Mindflayer
Smile just like her profile picture and squirm her head tentacles in a cute fashion
Alternatively she would compliment herself on a successful flaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209105
I wand to see Selene out of her element
I want to see her in a frilly dress attending a dinner party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209146
>And I think Demons are the best.
I rest my case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209147
It's the best

[Anonymous No.]

Monsteriesd spirits can have kids right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209171
Yes, anything can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209171
Probably.
Although your undine daughteru would probably shout that she's using 'water gun' and firing a little stream of water at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209127
>How would Billy Mays react?
>How would Ganondorf react?
>How would a hyper-intelligent potato react?
The point of these questions is to be a character development exercise. An author needs to know how his characters would act at any given time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
she'd either pick me up and pull me in for a big hug and probably pepper my face with kisses or pounce me and pepper my face with kisses
she'd say "love ya too, chewtoy" regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209194
I'm glad Billy Mays is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get sucked into a portal of oppai loli demons, devils, and hellhounds!

Along with oppai imps, succubi, lost souls, and other such things!

Truly the most terrifying circle of the underworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209194
Except you usually excpt interesting and varied answers from character development exercises.

This is just the /a/ waifu thread 2.0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209171
I think so. Do they shed some of their body which will form a new, small spirit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209215
>excpt
expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209204
If my waifu ever called me a chewtoy I wouldn't stop nibbling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209228
But that's not how they work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209155
Might as well
>Gathering of Lilims and, several high ranked monsters and humans at neutral castle.
>Selene is forced to "look presentable" and not wear her Armour, Instead she gets a dress.
>She hates her time at the party,
>Her sisters even care about her mansion and her progress in her realm.
>Eventually just shouts "FUCK IT!" and rips the skirt of her dress to move freely
>"Can any of you people fight?" she shouts
>A human slowly raises his hand
>"are you married?" the man shakes his head.
>"Good! then you will entertain me!"
>Selene drags the man into the palace gardens while summoning her great sword.
>All while the DL is fuming about her daughters actions
>"Why cant she get a man the normal way?" she asks her husband.
>He just shrugs, given how he met his wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209229
I'd chew all over her, her ears, tail, toes, nipples. Her skin would have marks all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209237
She'd probably find it ticklish if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209212
Oh, the horror of such a beautiful place, you'd never escape the soft folds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209243
I'd leave her out of breath then and finish things with a peck on the lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209248
Indeed, whatever would I do with the oppai loli hellhounds nipping at my heels and the devils resting their chests on my head and shoulders while they whisper lewd things in my ear.

The imps would ask if I could carry them because they 'went up another cup size' and can't fly now.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the symbol of peace to monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209259
an erect penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208052
Finished Version

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209259
Double peace signs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209215
Interesting and varied answers? From a character development exercise?
Is your character a Chimaera? There's only so many ways a person can react to such small scenarios, Anon.
In this case I would agree that the questions should be more elaborate and interesting to allow for more detailed answers.
But I'm not about to start policing "standards" over such things. Especially not when I like thinking about the small things, too. Though I never post my answer in such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209256

10/10, would sign up for the land of milk and demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209171
I would like to see a gnome family growing plants
>>17209180
or this, this works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209283
You say that now but you've yet to meet the demon ladies of such a realm!

Fearsome, milky creatures of overwhelming power!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209286
No man has ever escaped their clutches with or without their virginity intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209317
Indeed their tremendous bus- POWER sees to that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17207288
White Horns don't need to be sad and cold, those mean old Ice Queens need to cheer up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209317
luckely, i don't value my virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209259
A pregnant woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
>Lich
"It's good to know that our love is mutual"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209317
I would imagine it would be fairly easy actually, you just have to be calm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209233
With the DL and her husband all most offed each other they should be proud of their daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209325
The Ice Queen probably didn't know how to react when people learned she can smile. So she just lowers the temperature of her kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209233
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

I think if you can get the demon lord liquored up enough, she starts sprouting some really sexist things regardless of who or what the audience is at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never discover a small community of shortstack Automatons while wandering abandoned ruins

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209118
By mounting me and screwing like there's no tomorrow with a look of pure ecstasy on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209423
Aigis is a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

In MGC, do they have sidewalks? If so, how do species without legs deal with the concrete getting hot? I don't want my snekfu getting hurt by the 120 heat outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209423
Who would build such strange machines?
Truly this mystery requires study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209423
Why would an automaton need to be stacked

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209467
>120 heat
I don't think MGC is located in the Sahara Desert.
And concrete is much cooler than asphalt. The real issue would be how abrasive it is unless it's been smoothed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209487
I'd be more concerned about broken glass and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209481
You've never heard of a development stack? You know, it's possible to die if you have too many short thicc Automations. It's called a stack overflow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209276
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209487
>120
>Sahara Desert
Haha. You are funny anon. That is not how you spell Sonoran. Besides, where else would there be a city with more than a million inhabitants in the middle of a valley?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209502
>Stack overflow
>Means that automaton's get built outside routine specifications with thicker thighs, arms, rears, and middles

Huh, I wonder what happened to that faulty fabrication unit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209013
>not burning harry potter too
those crow tengu are gonna laugh at your taste anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209519
And the Dark Mage will laugh at their conspicuous absence of boyfriends, so it all evens out.

[Anonymous No.]

MGC is too overdone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209529
I prefer it medium rare honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209528
Hwy, they just have standers i who they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209532
You know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209534
A-are you okay there anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209542
Mistyped. They just have standards in who they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209529
You realize that about 60% of the population lives in a city right? It makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209547
Too bad their standards restrict them to English majors.
Jesus, I kinda pity them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209551
Why does that matter when that bit of threadcanon dominates discussions 100% of the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209248
Homina homina homina she's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209529
It's the most popular for a reason. Monstergirls with all the comforts of modern life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209559
>MGC
>dominates discussions 100% of the time
I don't know what thread you're reading but it isn't this one.
I don't even care for MGC. I just pops up maybe once or twice per thread for a handful of posts each time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209534
This was the last thing Anon typed before being drugged by his future wife and taken away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209552
Hey, they like plenty of men. They just don't kidnap a boy and rape him like dark mages do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209552
I want to bring STEM fields to the monster girl world! We'll make it STEMM and add magic!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this how Krakens capture their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209572
Maybe if they did they'd finally get a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209586
But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209591
So are Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209584
That's the ineffective method.
This is the much more effective method~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209529
MGC is fine, anons don't even use it as often as they used to
Does that faggot on the discord still lie about inventing it or has he been called out yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209596
Tengu are pure and want a true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209584
>>17209597
Dumb smelly slutty squids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209562
But you wouldn't need most of those conveniences if monster girls existed. God knows, I wouldn't need internet, video games and anime and mamono mana takes care of the rest.

I'd rather live the comfy life of farming and hunting with a monster girl than be trapped in the modern rat race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209599
Too bad nobody wants a mean ol Crow.
And yet those airhead Jubjubs get plenty of love.

Ain't
That
Some
Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209601
Hora, someone hasn't gotten their huggtecles yet today

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209609
Underground Mouse Girl Race Gambling Ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209609
Personally I'd prefer the "small town green demon realm" life.
Peaceful and scenic, but with enough going on around us to keep things fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209617
It's a human conspiracy to dumb down the harpy races so they can be easily controlled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209621
Onee-chan, lewd! Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209598
He was called out but for some reason still acts like he invented it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209621
I would never want to be hugged by a sea creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209626
Sounds nice too and the locals would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209631
>quote from man tentacle'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209276
You can get higher resolutions out of tumblr images if you replace the number at the end with raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209641
My dangerously high amount of apathy would save me. Those Kraken would never get my virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209276
hellhounds are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209655
Apathy will only make it easier for them to catch you.
After that, they've got a million and one ways to get you hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209674
Those monster girls are cruising for a bruising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209685
They're taking apathetic people and making them useful. Consider it community service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209691
But apathetic people can be plenty useful to society. Just because monster girls want to get laid doesn't mean they have to make up horrible excuses.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see monster girl children reacting to small, basic toys from the human world.
>yo-yo
>rubic's cube
>kendama

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209374
She needs to chill out with the cold, the Yetis have no one to hug because their teeth are chattering and they need to hug themselves to warm up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209724
Kunoichi would be master of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209724
Dude. Monster girls with fidget spinners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209785
You stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209724
>Dragons with a hoard of Beanie Babies because she still thinks they're valuable and because they're soft to cuddle husband on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209806
Sorry.

But the popular monster kids would want it though. They can charm boys by spinning it on their tail and drawing attention to their butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209785

The motherus would be obsessed, especially with the light up ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW a faggot is trying to ruin Dragoons

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wyvern with a booty so big she can't fly anymore. Basically just a draconic jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209785
>>17209841

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209726
Ice Queen is rude when she hasn't had sex
https://pastebin.com/45HqM6Qi

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best way to cheer up an angry spiders?
Don't say sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209873
Coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209902
What if she's a mean drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209785
JustAlex93, please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209933
She'll be happy being mean to things.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything better than rescuing a group of salamander lolis and becoming their childhood idol?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone remember that gordon ramsay alp greentext? We need more cooking mgs

[Anonymous No.]

Geez, I need to leave out meat for jinkos if the thread's this dead.

Maybe underneath a comically largely box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210063
This is the only type of tiger you'll be able to catch that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210078
Not if I use a comically sized slice of meat to go with that comically large box!

A mini-chuff can't handle all that meat!
It's too much protein for her tiny body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209598
There's a discord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210081
>Mini-chuff goes into comically oversized box to get overly sized meat when her mother spots her
>"No honey! That's far too much protein!"
>Huge, hulking mega-chuff jinko walks out
>"It is too late mother. I have become GAINS."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210085
I never understood the appeal of Discord. It's just Slack for gaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210089
....This worked out better and worse than I could've hoped.

Now to make my silent escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210085
There is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210091
It's dead simple and it's Not Skype™.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210085
These threads don't have a discord. Some faggots from other sites do have their circlejerks, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Book lung bjs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210085
Solely for the thread?
No.
That contain people from the thread?
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210144
Big
Soft
Spiders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210144
How do spiders even get that chubby?
How?

What do they even eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210205
Humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210218

Soylent semen is people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210218
No, that's vampires.

And even then they only drink blood.

And vampires only get fat if they drink from folks with high blood sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209866
Great story! That beginning nearly brought me to tears. Damn I'm weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17208874
>That lilim looks like a dork! A DORK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210270
Well, I wouldn't say no to a dorky lilim that's chubby in all the right places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210275
I'm gonna rub her horns and tail at the same time, and there's nothing her dumb nerd magic powers can do to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Lilims

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210287
That's why she'll resort to the one power of all monster girls.

Rape.

Loli orc-chan is getting picked up and hugged for being such a cute toughie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
My power level is lower than that, if I hadn't already found the jinko waifu, I'd probably get taken by her if she wanted me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
Who and why?

>>17210299
Honestly, traveling around as an adventurer for a couple years or so before settling down would be pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
I don't see why not.

I doubt she'd be interested though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
Of course. I have absolutely no reason to say no.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that elves rely too much on their scrying of the future to fight.

Going against fate by taking the tactically worse options is the only way to beat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17203877
I love Wisp hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
I want her ass on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
Lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210235
So you're saying that, if I started having cereal for breakfast instead of eggs, she might get a little pudgy over time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
Holy hell that outfit...or lack thereof

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210346
Yes.
Eat a bunch of frosted flakes and you vampire-fu will begin getting tubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210358
Buddy that's bog standard for Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210363
For >>17210356

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when you've got a grouchy waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209248
This Devil is thick!

THICK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210306
I'd love to be an adventurer to the Mist Continent and go jinko (waifu) hunting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
I would totally jump on the opportunity to waifu a lilim. The perks alone are worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210370
Step 1: Determine source of grouch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210376
I want a Devil just like that who knows it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210370
toss skittles into her body from across the room while she cleans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210377
Would be good, just watch out for fire mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17209601
Ara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
FYI that pic's courtesy of the archives Happened way back in the 14 mills

Only just some of the greatness I've found

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210376
Apart from a good old stress fuck, a hug and relaxing on her part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210383
They can be muscled too right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210385
No ara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210385
Chubby girls are best.

>>17210392
Yep.
Actual muscle, not just that 'lithe fit' crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210370
Well, first I'm gonna make sure she gets tied up nice and tight, maybe with a straitjacket, leg cuffs and a tight muzzle gag. Then I'd cradle her in my arms like a baby and whisper soothing things to her until she calms down a little. Later on after I taker her muzzle off we can chat about what's got her down and stuff when it's not so fresh and frustrating.

My waifu rarely gets grouchy so when she does I'd have to take extra special care to make sure she feels better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210398
Sounds nice. I like tall muscle, but short muscle could be great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210407
Would be nice.
Muscle mice are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210409
I picture Rat Girls as just Mouse Girls but strongfat in body shape.

Also twice as more likely to be delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210422
Those are just the ones that study sumo.

But yeah, they'd be chunkier with solid muscle beneath their pudge.

Delinquency may or may not occur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210290
Sure. I don't see why not. Being a lilim, she's probably been around the block a few thousand times, so the pleasure she'd be able to give would be out of this world. I wouldn't be too keen on marrying one though. Sandworms and jabberwocks are more my style.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you convince your tanuki waifu that you love her for herself, and not for her huge wealth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210445
Keep dragging her on cheap dates until she caves and starts funding your life together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210445
Give her children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210445
Break into her vault and/or get into her bank account and burn all the cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210456
Good Idea
>>17210458
Bad Idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210370
Give her a pat in the back and throw my arm around her back. I'll show her a smile and tell her that she can lean on me if she is having any problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210456
Damn Tanuki lolis trying to steal my money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210469
>dad, why do you do this every time you give us our allowance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210456
>>17210469
>"Hey, mister mister!"
>Aww, look at these cute girls, how adorable-
>"Wanna buy a car?"
>Huh?
>"0% APR financing mister! No down payment! We offer competitive rates!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210477
>Why don't you just start a lemonade stand or something?
>We're saving up to purchase a lemon farm in Florida! We're trying for a vertical incorporation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210477
>>17210483
>Tanuki daughterus do your taxes for you
>Better than any professional out there
>For them its just practice
You get some BENEFITS marrying a Tanuki, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210477
Dear god, they're just like their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210488
>Tanuki is a Prinicple Owner of the local Baseball team
>Free family season passes behind home plate every year
>But only on one condition!
You have to wear a team t-shirt that says "I Love My Waifu" with her picture in a heart when you go.

[Anonymous No.]

Tanuki family fun night always involves a game of Monopoly.

It gets pretty violent.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I made a thing

https://pastebin.com/fhp7iP0L

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210510
I would be concerned if they weren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210530
a little informal but not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210526
How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210530
I liked that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210564
Very easily I would assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210530
Felt confused and disoriented, but I guess it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210564
On a beds of money with their fluffy tailed waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210616
Just askin'.

...Yeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210616
I hear they own a hotel on Mayfair now.

[Anonymous No.]

Best mg fusion idea, go.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you and your waifu prefer baths or showers or something else entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Automaton plus Mimic equals Jack in the Box.
>>17210661
My waifu is made of slime so we take long baths together. However, If I'm in a rush, i'd just step through her and pop out clean on the other side'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Lesser Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Cheshire lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210668
A fusion of Demons and Lessers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210671
>lilim
Its SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
dragon+golem+ignis
Or Wurm+lava golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Shoggoth Dark Priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Wyvern and a harpy. Preferably a tropical harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210675
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
A Kobold fused with a Wendigo, they'd be like snow Kobolds with white fur and Wendigo horns in addition to their floppy dog ears, plus the Wendigo coats. They'd be more outgoing and friendly than regular Wendigos, but still more shy and mysterious than Kobolds.

>>17210661
My waifu likes showers together more because I can hug her from behind and grope her slippery, soapy body. On the other hand, my daughteru prefers baths because she likes to lay back on my chest so I can grope her slippery, soapy body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210689
ACCEPT IT ANON LILIMS A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210671
Cheshire Cupid would be terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210695
LILIMS ARE NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Cyclops/Basilisk

Either a Viy or Balore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210691
>Kobold fused with a Wendigo
do want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210698
LILIMS ARE SHIT!

THEY BELONG IN THE TRASH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210708
NO BULLYING THE LILIM
THE LILIM DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Hellhound + Anubis. I imagine it would be something like pic related. Prim and proper in the streets, fucking animal in the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210712
THE LILIM IS A LILIM. SHE DESERVES TO BE BULLIED! THEY ALL DESERVE TO BE BULLIED!

SHES SHIT ANON, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO SILENCE THE TRUTH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210716
NOBODY DESERVES TO BE BULLIED

NOT EVEN you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

losenis fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if a Lizardman tried to run for public office or politics? Could she withstand the "Lizard people run the government" banter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210723
YOU CANT WIN ME OVER BY deconstructing my god damn life.

Lilims will always be absolute slutty TRASH!. They're SHIT! Its the truth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Raiju + Toaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210730
That's not the truth! You know it to not be truth, so you try to cover it with falsehoods! You cover the truth because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210741
No, CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

LILIMS A SHIT! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AND YOU CANT DISPROVE ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210740
I want to see what happens about 10 seconds after this picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Dark Slime + Redcap
Dark Mage+ Redcap
Parasite Slime + Redcap
Bubble Slime + Apsara
Shoggoth + Vamp Mosquito
Shoggoth + Vampire
Gazer + Will o Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210744
Bright flash, then darkness, and another trip to your circuit breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210743
BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOUR END, LIAR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210745
Please don't make Shoggoths even scarier.

[Anonymous No.]

Friend is commissioning a picture.

Basically just recreating the scene where Raiden meets Snake in MGS2 but with Miia and Hikage from Senran instead.

It's looking pretty cute so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Just fuse anything with an Automation to get a cyborg version

>>17210713
What would happen to an Anubis who moves to Wonderland? Can her keen mind survive the weirdness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210751
LILIMS A SHIT, ITS A SINGLE OPINION YOU CAN'T DISPROVE.

THEREFOR I DONT GOTTA PUT PROOF ON ANYTHING EXCEPT YOU? WHY ARE THEY NOT TRASH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210745
>>17210753
>shoggoths jamming her tentacles into you to suck your blood
n o

[Anonymous No.]

>Selene stuff several hours ago was chill
>Come back to caps battle about lilims
The fuck happend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210761
Just another step on the path to oneness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210764
Bullying happened. This sick filth should be bannable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210761
She's not going to drain you, silly mastah, just perform a simple transfusion. Now you'll always have her in your heart no matter where you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210767
>>17210773
Shoggoths are too scary. Their tentacles are slimy and clammy. Adding blood drinking aspects to that only makes them creepier! I bet she gets redder as she drinks more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210772
There is nothing wrong with bullying things more powerful than you if they dont ask you to stop or fight back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210781
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210761
Her heart will do the pumping for both of you. It's romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210788
Never, until im forced too, and even then i would bully harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210776
>Shoggoth laughing and holding her cheeks swinging back and forth
>"Oh silly mastah, silly mastah! Keep saying such silly things mastah!"
>Meanwhile feel tentacles start snaking up your pant leg and on the back of your neck
You're a real casanova anon, you know just what to say to turn a meido on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210776
Shoggoths are fleshy and soft, and only slimy if you squeeze too hard. But yeah they are nightmare fuel waifus. I wouldn't mind giving her some blood if she wanted to try it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210792
I SAID STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210799
No. I must bully lilims even if its the last thing i do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210802
>last thing i do
You mustn't, anon! Or else you'll never have a lilim zealously defending you from bullies, if it's the last thing she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210805
>if it's the last thing she does
This isn't how its supposed to be. She's not supposed to be protecting me i don't need her to protect me from bullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210796
>anon cuts himself while cooking
>Shoggoth meido has all of her eyes fixed on the cut "...M-mastahs life energy..."
>Anon asks her to clean the cut.
>Shoggoth heavy breathing intensifies, as she inches her hand-made cotton swab towards the cut.
>Too overwhelmed, she collapses into a puddle just before contact.
Weird Shoggoths are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Holstaur and Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210816
All Shogs are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210793
>>17210816
That meido is getting bopped on the head if she doesn't stop acting like a weirdo. She's been reading too many vampire love stories all the teenagers love! Written by that weird vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210812
You can tell her to go, you can shove her off, you can give her the cold shoulder, but she'll never give up on you, anon! Even if you mistreat her and bully her, even if she has no reasons to keep on going, she'll never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never despair! Even if it's the last thing she does, even if it requires of her to make a video while harvesting asiatic clams in -10ºC where she says "NEVA GIV UP!"
in the most japanese accent she can muster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210660
Yeti and Wendigo, mostly because I didn't realize they were different until about a month ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210816
Cute cute cute cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210828
>Shoggoth reading trashy romance novels
>Dreaming of swooning in her mastah's arms
>Adorable because its actually one of the most normal things she does, which in turn makes it extremely taboo and embarrassing for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210816
Aren't Shog husbandos like, immune to blades or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210849
Takes a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210834
Fukkin Timestamp Checked.

>>17210526
What kind of board games do the monster girls have in their world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210829
I don't require or need a stalker let alone a lilim one is there anyway i can just tell her to go away and i'll pay her a hundred dollars? I'll even actually stop bulling lilims,i dont want her to realize i know that i'm also trash!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210860
>I don't require or need a stalker let alone a lilim one
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210866
Why would i surround myself with things i hate?

I hate lilims therefore i must stay as far away from them as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210872
She won't give up on you, anon. Even if you tell her you hate her. She'll remind you that you're not trash, because if you were, she'd have given up on you long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

What species would be best for a transformation fetish? Lilim so you can watch the monsterization?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210873
See this is when suicide is the answer due to insanity.

And i'll do it just on the spot, none of this wait till she isn't watching crap just run off a cliff right then and there

I just want to be left alone now, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210887
She'll find a lich. One adept at stitching, if necessary. She'll never give up, even if death do you part!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210892
this is now a yan lilim, as much as i do hate them i should not want this yet i slightly do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210849
Depends on the blade

>Anon gets depressed
>Real depressed
>Grabs a razor
>Tries to slice along the arm
>The razor melts into a black ooze that proceeds to spread around the skin
>Continues to spread to the body, growing in mass while holding the arm against the back
>She appears, her sludge-like body binding you to her
>Engulfed by the sensation of what feels like drowning in gelatin
>No words. Only the cold embrace of one who won't let you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210895
NEVER GIVE UP
NO MATTER WHAT
KICK AND SCREAM ALL YOU WANT, SHE'LL NEVER GIVE UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210909
My minds tellin me no, but my body is screaming yes.

Now i'm even a Lilim slut, damn you Mary Stus! You even got me!

[Anonymous No.]

What type of non-standard maid would you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210917
NO
ESCAPE

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>>17210925
Damn you all!

I'll bully you one day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17210918
Pharaoh

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I want a Jubjub to be my diaper slave.

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>>17209654
Fucking hell, m8
Where were you sooner

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>>17210660
Jorougumo and blue oni

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>>17210660
minotaur and weresheep

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You've got monster girls who simply eat to survive and maintain an attractive figure.
Then you've got sluggish monster girls who eat to forget how they don't have a cute boy yet.

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>>17211054
>Then you've got sluggish monster girls who eat to forget how they don't have a cute boy yet.
Kinda sad if you think about it

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>>17211054
100% snuggle tier.

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>>17211054
I want to treat her like the sexual goddess that she is

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>>17209866
Man, this is giving me some redonkulous Dark Souls vibes.
His single-minded march is very "chosen undead"-like.

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>>17211081
The cold generated by Glacies and Ice Queens saps the warmth in your heart. So the end result of someone determined to get an Ice Queen waifu would be like that.

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>>17197497
Where do you collect your stuff?

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>>17211054
Stay back! Demon of Gluttony!

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>>17210918
Nightmare or Anubis.

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>>17211172
Anubisfucker, a Nightmare would probably knock more things over than clean with her fat ass.

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>>17211164
She is already drooling, bring out your cross or get sucked dry.

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>>17211182
But I want that.

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>>17211181
Oddly enough that maid profile I got ages ago made passing mentions to the probability of such things...

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Is this a grapesnake in disguise?

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>>17211234
No, this is

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>>17210918
Hotdog meido

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>>17211244
>Removing snake half from a Lamia

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>>17210918
Anubis. I'm seeing the evidence right now and I want my Anubis as a maid. Maybe for one night.

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>>17211257
Anon I know it's heresy. But...

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>>17211264
Stop posting it.

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>>17211257

It's fine if it's temporary magic.

Bipedal magic would make nearly everything a lot fucking easier in the modern setting. The ability to fit in and drive cars is pretty big.

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>>17211257
What happens if you slap a monstergirl when they do something stupid and they start clinging to you and begging for more while drooling and heartpupiling?

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>>17211273
Why drive a car when you can magic yourself to work or your destination?

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>>17211274
Twist their ear.

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>>17211277
But what if she just screams in a distinctly pleasured way and you notice that she's had an orgasm? What if she grabs your hands,
puts them on the sides of her head and begs you to take your big thick cock and make her mouth your personal cum dumpster?

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>>17211275

Because teleportation magic is usually rare and difficult.

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>>17211286
I'd slap her and tell her to not get ahead of herself, then leash her and walk her home.

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>>17211289
>Rare and difficult
It's easier than transmogrification, and much more common.

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>>17211291
Anon, she's going to want you to "rape" her tight pussy and spank her fat ass when you get home.

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>>17211303
With how she's been acting she'll spend a night locked up with a vibrator in her as punishment.

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>>17211308
You wouldn't be so cruel as to not at least cum on her once right? She'd love to please her master with her tits at least once and get a nice face full as a reward.
What girl are you imagining for this by the way, because I was imagining it as a Lamia or a Holstaurus.

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>>17211314
Only good girls get to please their master.

An Anubis

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>>17211316
Would you be able to deny her when she looks up at you with those puppy dog eyes and begs you to empty your balls into and all over her?
She'll even start drinking Hathor milk to make her body even lewder just for you.

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>>17211320
Yes. A bad girl's a bad girl.

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>>17211326
Even if her lip starts wobbling?
She can't help it anon, she just loves you so much.

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>>17211335
Maybe if she was a good girl, but until then she must be punished.

What kind of crappy master spoils his fuck puppet when she misbehaves?

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>>17211340
Would you at least allow her to warm you with her lewd body while you sleep by being your blanket anon?

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>>17211354
No.

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>>17211372
What if when you woke up she was there with your favorite breakfast?

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>>17211424
It's expected of her to do that anyway.

What kind of crappy monster can't even wake up at 4 AM to butcher a few animals to make you a grand meal made from the freshest ingredients to start your day?

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This is your God of Misfortune for tonight.

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>>17211430
What about your morning blowjob anon?
Surely you're going to want to violate her cute brown mouth after you finish eating, right?

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>>17211447
What?

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>>17211447
I want her mousepad.

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>>17211455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wLG0FVqZPs

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>>17211452
No.

If she wants to blow me she must do something deserving of a reward.

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>>17211459
What?

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>>17211459
>watching "[animename] funny moments xD" youtube videos

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>>17211462
Anon, what's she gonna have to do to get you to fuck her?
Do you just not like her? Is that it?

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>>17211504
Don't bully me you smug cat. It just popped up on the right at some point and I got curious!

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I wonder what rank the MGC 'slave market' dating street would be like in terms of relationships started per year. What would be higher than it? What would be the least popular hookup station in the city? Is it even fair to count public places due to how proactive MGs are in courting?

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>>17211504
Reminder that it is your duty as a man to spray Cheshire cats with water when they appear to bully you.

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>>17211520
The only way you're gonna get that Cheshire to stop teasing you is to grab two big handfuls of her fat cat tats, squeeze them tight and thrust your dick in and out of her cleavage until you leave a thick treat between her mounds.

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Monster girls are ruthless creatures with questionable morals.
If your beliefs clash against theirs, they will rape you, drug you and use magic until you wholeheartedly agree with them

We shouldn't be OK with it, but we're all sluts who already agree with monster girls for the most part

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>>17211527
>unsheathes smug
>teleports behind you
>nothing personnel kid

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>>17211551
And that's when she starts stroking your dick and nibbling your ears right?

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>>17211534
She won't be so smug after I'm through with her!

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>>17211571
There are two ways to make a Cheshire go Deredere for you anon.
One is to fuck her ass until her legs give out and the other is to mating press her until she's pregnant.

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>>17211526
The slave market would be a pretty niche thing
The streets of the bad part of town would be where the most hookups (read rape) happen
The least popular would be by far the human district

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>>17210660
Titania + Cupid
Wurm + Ushi Oni
Kikimora + Jinko
Black Harpy + Flow Kelp
Sea Bishop + Shirohebi

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Do we have a high-res/digital version of the inner cover of MGE Volume II (picrelated)? It's the same as the cover itself, but with girls having lewder expressions and stained with baby chowder. The only quality I have is this.

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>>17210661
Showers. I get to see water run over her athletic brown body and she knows it excites me.

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>>17211594
No, you need to buy english translation for that, goy

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>>17210660
Vampire + Manticore

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>>17211622
The pain is real.

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This is your hero for tonight.

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>>17211711
I'm okay with this.

Captcha, that's fucking tinfoil not a wok. Stop drinking.

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>>17211714
Be warned, she might literally melt your dick off.

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>>17211722
I highly doubt that would actually happen unless I did something sub-human enough to deserve it. And do you know how far you have to go to be worse than humans? Pretty far.

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>another night of headhache induced lack of sleep

First monster girl to cure TMJ is getting a husband out of me.

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>>17211751

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>>17211751
>TMJ
Yeah, it sucks.

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>>17211760
Im sorry doctor shog but mind-wipes can't fix this problem.

>>17211765
Tried to sleep through it like I normally do but the pain kicked in.

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>steam lolipire game is finally out
Noice

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>>17211803
Lolipires are for turning into lewd creatures.

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>>17211768
mind wipes can actually fix a lot of problems.,

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>>17211855
Not physical problems.

[Anonymous No.]

What MG is best at taking care of you while you have a cold?
I just want to be pampered and taken care off right now.

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>>17211903
Devils, its what they're built around.

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>>17211903
Nurse Bubble Slime will purify the toxins in your body.

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>>17211919
Sounds cute, but wont the nurse hat sink into her body?

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>>17211916
>Devil in a nurse outfit
Eh, would be better with a demon.