Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17168437
Im scared shell do something

[Anonymous No.]

I want the anime Amazonian /fit/ Godzilla chan to inject her G-Cells into me!

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is this a monstergirl

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>>17168449
her ears look kind of pointy so I guess so

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>>17168437
Shamsiel a best, every other succuslut and DL a shit.

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>>17168449
Looks like a human girl to me pal

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>>17168454
Paizuri Master extraordinaire. I want her to wake me up every morning with 69 paizuri and rape.

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>>17168454
>>17168463
All succubi should strive to be like Shamsiel.
Pizzabus gets a pass though.

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>>17168463
She looks cute but succubus are dangerous.

Tell me how any of you are ok with a smoking hot demon climbing through their window at night and fugging your brains out and then cuddling with you?

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>>17168449
Sword honkers!

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>>17168494
Because they're cute and cuddling with a demon girl would make me the happiest man on earth.

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>>17168463
She is just to damn perfect. What I wouldn't give for her to Paizuri me.

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Reposting for the fun potential

Which girls, besides fairies, are most likely to press their bodies up against the window begging to let you in?
>Let me in! I'm a ______

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>>17168494
I'd love it. Even better if it was a threesome with a Lilim, and Shamasiel as her loyal handmaiden. Lots of punishment and rewards for satisfying their urges.

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>>17168506
Lamias

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>>17168463
Everyone is always on about the breasts.

For some reason, i find myself mesmerized by those thighs

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>>17168471
Every succubutt should strive to be like ms.jefferson your regular everday teacher.

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>>17168506
Moths

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>>17168463
That booty.

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>>17168516
why are you trying to give me lung cancer?

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Somewhere out there, in a world parallel to ours, lonely Monstergirls shitpost in /Humanboy general/.

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>>17168512
Ass and thighs are mathematically better than breasts.
>put nice thighs and butt on either a big girl or a loli and she's sexy
>put tits on a loli and she's shit

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>>17168525
I know that when I talk about chubby monstergirls I'm talking about girls with Shamsiel's body type.
Busty, Squeezable and oh so lewd.

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>>17168506
Yetis in the middle of a blizzard

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>>17168526
But ms.jefferson doesn't smoke.

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>>17168537
she is a fag

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>>17168463
Best girl.
>>17168512
Because she loves giving Paizuri, it's her favorite thing to do besides actual sex.

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>>17168533
I want an Automaton like that so bad.

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I want to drink a Succubus type monstergirls milk after she comes in contact with a church!

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>>17168547
The sensitive breasts must help a lot.

>her mid-coitus head tilt
Jesus fuck.

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>>17168545
Do not enable the Alp poster.

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>>17168504

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>>17168561
I'd bum that fag!

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>>17168532
Incorrect, she's cuter!
Especially when they'd be big on a normal girl!

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>>17168533
>chubby
Then you're wrong, chubby is straight up fat and you can clearly see her waistline isn't shit.

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>>17168557
>The sensitive breasts
Thats only because the dude she's fucking has basically infinite life energy, and when he gropes her the same amount she's succing off the dick through her vagina is then transmitted to her each tit.

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>>17168569
My man.
To the point that tallflat Monstergirls growl and grind their teeth when they realize that loli has tits bigger than they'll ever even dream of having.

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>>17168570
She's got plenty of meat on those bones anon. Just enough to be boner inducingly sexy.

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>>17168506
>Let me in! I just want your blood!

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>>17168494
>Tell me how any of you are ok with a smoking hot demon climbing through their window at night and fugging your brains out and then cuddling with you?

I'm not. My dream is for a Kitsune to let me spend the night at her shrine, then insist on letting me use her tails as a bed. A full on rape ball of comfy. After sitting in a Kotatsu while the Mikos serve us tea. We'd watch Maid Dragon too and laugh at how silly it is, too.

When I wake up and try to get dressed, she puts both arms around me and says "Don't leave Husband."

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>>17168577
Nothin personnel kid
*turns on porch light*

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>>17168573
Yep.
Would love an oppai loli familiar like that.

Would also love a tallflat girl with a sufficiently fat ass

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>>17168568
Bet you won't she's like 25 years older.

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>>17168506
>Come home after a long day of work
>It's burning hot outside and your AC broke last week
>You try to cope with the heat when you hear a knock on your window
>A blank faced Glacies is knocking while staring at you
Would you let a kuudere inside your home?

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>>17168592
I already have a Lich living with me. The hardest thing would be letting that Glacies know I'm already married.

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>>17168592
Only if her mom can come too.

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>>17168529
I want to see their dakis

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>>17168601
Her mom would freeze everything around her. That's why she's confined to her palace deep in the mountains.

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>>17168605
She should take responsibility and melt my dick inside her vagina then.

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>>17168601
Glacies don't have moms.

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>>17168577
Letting a Mosquito in is the worst thing you could do
She promises you that she will give you a painless bite and that she needs your blood for her children, but what she doesn't tell you is that her bite will leave an itch that can only be soothed by her and that the children she speaks of are the ones she is going to have with you

>>17168601
Contrary to popular belief, Glacies' mom hasn't got it going on
She's a NEET who spends all day being like
>tfw no husband

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>>17168569
>>17168573
>wanting something that disproportionate and deformed
I bet you like fatties too

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I know a lot of people like their shortstacks to be very stacked, but how short do you like your stacks?

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>>17168628
4'11

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>>17168619
Yup.
Also like big, muscled girls as well.


>>17168628
Loli height or a wee bit taller while still being stacked

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>>17168628
I came to the conclusion that the perfect size for a loli or shortstack is your size (in cm) divided by the golden ratio
117cm for me (about 3.8 inches)

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>>17168628
>>17168631

[Anonymous No.]

>>17168628
Like this

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>>17168506
>Dude, let me in, I'm a wizard, you want magical powers don't you?

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>>17168592
>+110•F heat in the summer
>potential to have a Glacie waifu
I want it, but I don't want her to be hurt

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>>17168644
Exactly this, perfect shortstack height

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>>17168649
And body

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>>17168628
125 to 130.

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I'm going to find a loving Onee-san, then give her my virginity..

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>>17168494
The only Demon equivalent of Shamsiel is Chiyo, and equally all other demons are a shit, Chiyo a best.

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>>17168649
Dorafs converted so many people into liking shortstacks and I'm ok with this.

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>>17168628
At least tall enough to not look like a midget. I suppose hip level will be the cut-off

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>>17168645
Dark mages are life.

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>>17168658
>The only Demon equivalent of Shamsiel is Chiyo, and equally all other demons are a shit, Chiyo a best..

But will she do pic related while fucking you?

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>>17168644
Just imagine her expectantly rubbing your package through your pants while looking up at you with happy anticipation in her eyes, almost pleadingly so, for you to let her pamper your dick in fifty different ways.
Why? Because you came home from work and she's just that happy to see you and wants you and needs you and gets wet just thinking about you.

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>>17168616
>Glacies' mom hasn't got it going on
Thats why you gotta apply dick as treatment, then you get both mom and daughter Glacies who got it going on.
Whats it called anyway when you waifu both mom and daughter?

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>>17168670
Mixed ramen

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>>17168666
Thanks for letting me know there may be some hope left for man, satan.

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>>17168656
I want to take my precious onee-san's virginity after she panicks when I go for her her pussy instead of her big breasts.

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>>17168644
Fucking GBF, the devs know exactly what they're doing
>made me want to ravage a cute girl that used to be an old man
>made potatoes cute
>gave me a huge shortstack fetish that I can't stop thinking about

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>>17168638
Meant 3.8 feet

>>17168644
So about 4.5 feet? Seems like a good number for meaty cuddles
Here is a size comparison tool to visualize it http://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html

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>>17168449
Yes.

The question is, how do we define her?

Living Sword, or Automaton?
Or both?

Also.
>Living Sword Waifu as female protagonist in big-name vidya
This is the kind of representation I can get behind.

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Daughterus are for rape!

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>Why is Anon twitching on the ground?
>He's hotter than I thought too

Basilisk weddings are the best. Especially if they take off their mask for the first time there.

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>>17168713
indeed
i will raise my daughteru to be a good little rapist

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>>17168449
My exact thought when I saw the trailer

>>17168710
I'd say Living Sword, because she is an actual sword that is also a cute girl

Would you go on an overly dramatic JRPG quest with a Living Sword to help her out?

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>>17168717
Black sclera makes everything better.

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>>17168710
Fi sorta already fits that criteria depending on how much you liked that character.

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Does your waifu wear hats anon?

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>>17168736
No, she has horns and prefers to let them be free.

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>>17168736
[obligatory cum in hat meme]

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Neets

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>>17168736
I don't know anon, do latex hoods count as hats? If so then yes, but if not then not really. Maybe a maid's headdress when she's doing maid cosplay but that's about it.

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>>17168744
>chubby centaur NEETS

Kinda want this

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>>17168670
A properly dicked Ice Queen becomes a cuddly waifu who is willing to craft any outfit you want for her to wear
>Spoiler
Okayodon, it means chicken and egg basically mother and daughter

>>17168717
Not many Basilisks would be able to hold off removing their mask until marriage, most would snap the second a man asks them out for date
They are cute blind snakes, but they are still snakes after all

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>>17168747
No KDF, latex hoods are not hats.

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>>17168670
>Whats it called anyway when you waifu both mom and daughter?
Sweet, sweet degeneracy.

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Don't even lie most of you niggas would cuck your waifu if they could both be with you.

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>>17168774
Sounds like you're projecting

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>>17168774
Only a haremfag could be this oblivious.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>17168774
In mge you are free to cuck your waifu at any time. I'd still not do it.

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So do all centaur-like monsters share the double vagina feature? And are both the same or is one human and other their animal one?

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>>17168755
Tanukis are always happy at Basilisk weddings because her gaze would create more couples.

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>>17168806
Tanuki wedding managers*

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>>17168800
>is one human and other their animal one?
Neither.
It's monster pussy, which means it's the best damn thing you can ever hope to put your dick in.

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>>17168800
"Horse pussy" is just a derogatory meme, even their back pussy is still a normal monster pussy perfectly compatible with humans
They don't have males, why would they have a pussy designed for male horses? Same thing goes for lamias and all the cloaca nonsense. It's just a good old top tier monster pussy on all of em.

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>>17168815
These raccoons are going to wipe out humanity one day.

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>>17168785
Hey. Not all haremfags are bad. Inwant to love all my waifus with all my heart body and soul! Nothing less.

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>>17168800
Only the centaurs.

They have a centaur pussy and a human one on the front. In words of KC, the frontal one is so they can have sex face to face.

Personally I'd rather have them with the back one and that's it.

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>>17168838
>Fully grown nine-tailed Kitsune Waifu.
>Will sometimes give herself an 18 year old body, cosplay as your pic, and viciously seduce her husband for being so perverted.
>He never explains to her that loving 18 year old girls is normal, because then she'd stop seducing him.

Old Kitsunes are out of touch.

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>>17168437
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime or snails or puppy dog tails?
Thunder or lightning?

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>>17168816
Well ofc that both would be monster pussy, I was just wondering this >>17168847 , so the front one is human-like monster pussy and rear is centaur horse-like monster pussy.
>ywn be teasted by your centaur waifu because you can't decide which one of her holes do you like the most
>Only to reply her mouth to be the best one

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>>17168854
I'd get a Raiju and Thunderbird teacher just to learn lighting magic. It would definitely be fun to use.

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>>17168894
>"Why does everyone complain about Miss Raiju?"
>"Ugh. You'll see. Or hear, rather."
>Suddenly 'Thunderstruck' starts playing over the intercom as smoke blows in from under the door to the hallway
>"Ugh, she even brought back the smoke machine this year..."
>Hear a feminine voice singing along with the music, then see a wild eyed yet properly dressed to code Raiju burst in the room right at the drop
>"YOUVE BEEN- THUNDERSTRUUUUCK!"
>Class groans
Miss Raiju, physics teacher, has too much time on her hands.

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>>17168905
>tfw she makes you touch the Van De Graaff generator she brings in.
>Biting her lower lip when you get a slight spark and your hair stands on end.

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>>17168717
Jesus fuck, she's beautiful

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>>17168905
We need more heros to save these shotas in mgc.

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>>17168905
It would be worth it. I'd have "do it for her" on my books.

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>>17168905
Better than Miss Cupid the sex Ed teacher.
She's so shy and soft spoken you don't learn anything. Ever since that accident where 'careless whisper' played over the loudspeakers as she walked in the assembly hall she's been a shy nervous wallflower.

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>>17168967
> A Cupid/Houri health teacher will never call you out after class and confess to you she doesn't have any experience with the stuff she teaches
>She will never ask you to be her 'partner' and guide her through the love making process

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4sOeMNEEI
I wish I had a Familiar imouto with her personality.

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>>17168985
>Beautiful caramel legs spread on the desk
>shy and timid look at you then quickly turning away
>gingerly pulls down her pure white panties
>"G-go ahead, anon, w-we have a lot to learn..."
>Her heavy breathing as you slowly and meticulously begin to explore her womanhood
>Her slight subconscious pumping of her hips as you get more into it
>Her little whimpers and inward moans as she stifles back 'please' and 'do more'
>Her adorable look as she covers her face with an arm and arches all the way back, biting her lip so hard it bleeds as she tries to contain her
>Somewhere in all that her little whimpers changed from her saying 'Anon' to 'Baby~'
A good teacher is always learning!

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>>17168985
FIRE HER
>>17168516
>Gets picked on by all the other teachers and janitors for listening to https://youtu.be/Qtk5_w-K9Yc

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>>17168967
>Cupid's eagle-eyes spot a note being passed between students.
>She quick-draws her bow and fires an arrow that pierces the note and pins it to the wall to the shock of the students.
>Grabs the note to look at it.
>It's a depiction of her in a revealing lingerie outfit, blowing a kiss.
>"What was the note teacher?"
>Her face turns completely red.
>"N-Nothing! Get back to studying!"

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>>17169007
Later that day she was in the bathroom for quite some time with a picture of her favorite student. I wonder what she could have been doing?

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>>17169001
>>17169007
I never knew I wanted this so bad. Cupids are already my favorite and Cupid virgin teacher hot for student is even hotter.

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>>17168905
I love girls with this kind of humor! I want to learn more about electromagnetism with her! I just got accepted into grad school for Electrical Engineering so I'll need her expertise in all things electricity.Can I marry her now?

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>tfw you'll never make your waifu cum by just catching your scent

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>>17169042
That's gross
That's a gross way to live

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the stress reliever of an older, tubby tanuki politician after a hard day in office.

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>>17169058
So what do you work as anon?
>i'm a boytoy

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>>17169042
How come eldritch abominations are the cutest girls? It makes no sense

>>17169058
She'd be corrupt to the bone
The mafia would bribe her to legalize mofu
The Onis would get her to public drinking
Otohimes would keep inviting her to make shady deals

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>>17169081
I'd probably be IT on the side

>>17169083
She'd also have a lot of pent up frustration to release due to wanting to say things to the other politicians but not being able to.

Besides, Mofu is legal already.

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>>17169083
It's a good thing we have honest pillars of the community like my Nurarihyon wife.

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>>17169083
>How come eldritch abominations are the cutest girls?
>It makes no sense
Precisely because it makes no sense.

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>>17169090
I wonder how Tanukis relieve their pent-up stress
There is sex for sure but that's all monster girls, perhaps they enjoy tail massages

>Besides, Mofu is legal already.
Won't someone think of the children? Haven't you people seen enough mofu junkies to realize that it's a dangerously addictive substance?

>>17169096
Nurarihyons are lazy bums who sometime decide to organize crime with their followers
I would never see one being a good citizen

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>>17169119
Massages, cuddling, someone who pampers them with some home cooked meals while they complain about their days.


And mofu legalization has lead to an increased marriage rate for tanukis, kitsunes, and other girls with silken fluff.

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>>17169119
Anon, I think the joke is a Nurahyon could be doing crazy loads of shady black market shit but her husband would be under her trance and just think she was being a perfectly normal housewife
>"My wife is such a good cook! She's always trying out new recipies!"
>Meanwhile, in the meth lab

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>>17168967
>>17168985
>>17169001
>you'll never stay after class with shy doormat teacher Cupid and bend her over her desk

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard that monoeyes are very perverted.

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>>17169135
Her pathetic meek mewls of 'p-please settle down...' will only drive my lust further
I'm gonna ruin her womb and shove her face into the desk when I switch to ruining her butt!
If she tells anyone I'm gonna get her fired and put in jail!

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>>17169083
>How come eldritch abominations are the cutest girls? It makes no sense
Yes that is kind of the point.

If the eldritch horrors made sense, they wouldn't be eldritch horrors.

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>>17169129
>Anon leaves the house to buy beer and snacks for his lovely Nurarihyon wife
>He comes back a few minutes later when he realizes that he forgot his wallet
>His wife is sitting in the living room with half a dozen Ochimuchas
>They're talking about raiding a region, corrupting all their women and kidnapping the shotas
>He is proud of his wife for helping undeads acclimate to the current era
>If only all women were as good people as her wife

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>>17169140
But they're gross.

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>>17169140
You've got 2 kinds of monoeyes
The virgins who are so pure, innocent and inexperienced that they will cry and be overwhelmed by emotions during their first time
The virgins who spent years studying porn and masturbating to make their first time magical, but then still cry and be overwhelmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169151
Why is that these FOOLISH samurai never learn?

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>>17169187
You're gross

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>>17169146
No, be nice dominating the cute teacher. She might be unable to bring herself to steer things to a less inappropriate direction when you massage her chest from behind, sandwich her between yourself and the teacher's desk, and snake your hand under her white panties to grab a handful of her bare butt, but she's a nice girl and shouldn't be abused.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw jinko to watch japanese wrestling with
I need a monster girl to watch Okada vs Omega III when it inevitably happens because fuck it, none of the human people in my life are into the dorky shit I am.

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>>17169209
No, they're disgusting perverts. Monoeyes are for sexual bullying.

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>>17169205
Call them foolish all you want, but they will do anything in their power to fulfill their dream of carrying their lords' first born son
If anything I'd call them admirable

>>17169237
What about an Hinezumi who's way too into it and still believes kayfabe?

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>>17169149
Do Wendigo husbands have to grope their waifus, or can they use their new hands to give mega headpats?

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The only way to keep you faithful is in the afterlife together.

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>>17169247
>be a noble samurai warlord from ancient times die in combat.
>wake up from dirt craving little boy dick and his master seed.
Why are Alps always getting shit?

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>>17169251
She's going to end up as a zombie dragon at this rate.

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>>17169251
But honey, if I'm dead too you can't haunt me anymore.

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>>17169251
My waifu doesn't even worry that much, she knows I won't cheat.

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>>17169251
>the afterlife
>with all the thirsty angels, dark angels, houris and wisps

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>>17169247
>What about an Hinezumi who's way too into it and still believes kayfabe?
I'd get really into it with her and support the heels kaybabe style like a heel commentator would. I wouldn't dare ruin that innocence.
It would make the wrestling in bed a bit more competitive and interesting though.

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>>17169149
Being a Wendigo papa seems so comfy

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>>17169251
But being undead is cool!

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>>17169260
I don't know but I'm going to make good use of those faithful samurai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169271
She would constantly try to get you to tap out before letting you cum
Also be prepared for random snap suplexes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169211
Jesus my dick
I wanna hear her weak pathetic attempts to get me to stop and focus on the tutor session as I promptly ignore her and pinch her sizable hot butt

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>>17169284
Out of all of the Eldritch husband bad ends, that one seems the best.

I feel like I'm forgetting some of the breeds and their ends.
>Shog - She becomes the entire house and you become a slime too
>Nacho - You are her spider body as the both of you finish her web
>Wendigo - Become her coat and grope her as you wish in an eternal hug
>Flayer - Become her squid(?)

[Anonymous No.]

you guys definition of eldritch abomination seems pretty off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169301
We want to be able to fuck kelp, parasitic mushrooms, and pieces of cloth. What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169251
Best yandere coming through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169307
To be honest, kelp is pretty hot. The fact it can be both a Loli and a cc makes it one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169310
>not even a monster

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>>17169289
>snap suplexes onto the bed
>followed up by face sitting and a blowjob
>stops the blowjob right before I can cum, tightens the grip around my head with her thighs and asks me to tap if I want to cum
I'd try my best to reverse it and blow my load in her face but depending on how strong those thighs are I probably wouldn't be getting out of that position.

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>>17169310
I'd rather not get horrible murdered.

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>>17169310
is that a genderbent version of that guy from ninja turtles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169316
>dead and came back to life
>Not a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169320
>picks you up by the shirt and stabs you repetedly with demon realm silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169337
>>picks you up
How short do you think I am, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169341
Very

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169345
You would be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169337
>teleports in front of you
>blocks your path
>"wnt sm fuk?"
>rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169349
Anon I'm 219cm. I'd still get picked up.
Honestly I'd rather be 210 than lack that 1 fucking cm for 220

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169352
I'm going to dress up as her dad and scold her. Then Anon will cockslap and rape her so I can live a happy and pure life with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169355
Raided any villages lately, Goliath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169355
>measuring in cm
I found your problem.

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>>17169315

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>>17169298
>Eternal hug with groping
Now I'm imagining a Wendigo wife constantly making little giggles and 'honey, please!' or 'a-ah, we're in public!' noises once she's married and her husband is with her.
It seriously sounds so wonderful. I actually dare I say am kinda liking the idea of being the coatman. For some reason it fills me with a sense of responsibility, of all things. Like I'm an old homestead Dad who gets the final say on everything and is really respected. Not sure why. But now Wendigo is up there quite a bit more than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169007
Tune in next week for more of Sex Cop & Cupid! The number one crime/romance show in MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169083
Because nothing says love more than an eldritch girl like Shoggoth or Thing-chan able to assume any shape or form to rape you tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>real ded hours
Loli undead anal.
Fucking loli lich ass and listening to her cute quiet kuudere moans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169433
I dare Anon to go to that graveyard where a group of Ghoul Delinquents hang out, smoking and leaning on gravestones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169249

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any translated monstergirl eroge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169440
I'll do one better, I'll go to those strongfat ghouls that hit the meat market!

>>17169449
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna marry three busty Kitsunes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169472
Can you even handle one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169482
On meth I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169482
Obviously!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169440
But those gyarus aren't cute enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169487
What about on mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169490
A kitsune's lust grows by leaps and bounds as they gain more tails. Now multiply that by three.
You'll be lucky if they ever let you out of the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Monkey Season!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxkjzSoyJOE

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know what the password to the 1.11b update of FoBS is? I forgot what the usual format is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169352
>Cuts you up with demon realm silver.
>leaves you in forest for werewolves, undead and hellhounds.
>or throws you in the lake to feed the mersharks.
They'll be all over you.

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>>17169508
I want to have sexual intercourse with that Kakuen and her Minotaur friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169508
I'd those two.

No leaving till they're pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169449
So cute~ nice husband~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169518
>leaving them once they are pregnant
You're a monster, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169512
I had completely forgotten about that game.
There was a thread in /monster/ about it. I think that's where I got the password.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169498
I'd already be lucky by having them, getting out of bed or not doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169526
The SPA numbskull.

I'm not abandoning them, I'm just not leaving that spa till they're both pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169512
You know that there is a thread on /monster/ about that game. They got the password in the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169493

I wish I had taken that shortcut through that empty parking lot

Wish I'd gotten jumped

I wish they'd broken my pelvis

Put me in a hospital

But I didn't get jumped

I went to that party. I did Mofu for the first time

Now all I do is Mofu

All I do is Mofu

MOFU. NOT EVEN ONCE

[Anonymous No.]

How yandere is too yandere?
>high tier angel who overthrew her god, genocided the entire world and even went as far as destroy her universe because you don't exist in it. corrupting herself in the process
>hopped dimensions countless times and destroys them out of frustration when you aren't there either
>finally finds you and despite how unstable she seems, she would never harm you in the slightest
>although the world might have a few "natural disasters" and accidents like volcanos going off and nuclear plants melting down if she feels the world has wronged you
Is that too much or would you be willing to keep her in check with the power of love?

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>>17169544
I don't know if anyone could love a monster girl that's similar to YHVH

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>>17169544
I'm not okay with yanderes who commit mass murder. Or murder in general.
Hurt them? Sure.
Kidnap them? that's fine.
Torture them? A bit 'eh', but still fine.
But genocide is taking it a step to far.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Wendigo daughterus prefer papa when he's in human form or when he's in coat form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169544
I'd mindbreak her in order to stop her evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169533
I have no regrets.

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>>17169493
I don't think I ever learned exactly what mofu is. I always thought it was short for MOnster FlUff and referenced the general fluffiness of tails and maybe their scent. What is it? Is their dandruff a aphrodisiac or something?

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>>17169527
>>17169532
>fobsv111zell
Neat, thanks.

Been ages since I went there, but it's always interesting - and sometimes hilarious - to see what they have there.
Like a Lego monstergirl thread, with a bunch of anubis pics. It's a weird feeling knowing I might have partially been the cause of this picture.

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>>17169544
I don't know where the line is, but I'd put her straight into the elemental plane of garbage.

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>>17169572
Probably both, as a human for all the comfy human father/daughteru stuff and as coat-man for the comfy eldritch stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this wendigo posting.

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>>17169544
Sounds like the purest love of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169613
That's a poorly made Cheshire pumpkin.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Samus be a harpy or some other kind of MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169673
She'd be a valkyrie.

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>>17169673
Half human, half feather pubes, half metroid goo-girl, former half phazon-corrupted mutant, half I don't even know what else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169673
Yes.

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>>17169673
Harpy with the cannon on a leg.
A very buff harpy.

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>>17169572
I think they would prefer you in the coat form early on, but you could slowly reveal it to her. Would your waifu let her wear you? Would it be like holding the child, or like molesting her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169697
>with the cannon on a leg
Now I can't stop thinking about the Scotsman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169703
>CELTIC MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

Is Snib taking commissions again yet? Last I heard from him, he was taking a break from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169702
...anon, their husband is inside the coat-pocket-dimension. They are not the coat themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169712
>...
Disregarded, even if true

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>>17169712
I prefer the idea that it's both. Either a wendigo can keep you inside the coat dimension, or, if you're their husband, you can take the form of the coat as well.
Either way, if you don't want to provide warmth and protection to your wendigo wife while wrapping yourself around her, no matter what form you take, you're basically a massive faggot. Debate me.

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>>17169673
Coat, what coat?

The monsterboyshit doesn't exist to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169736
What happens when a Nacho and a human enter into a relationship?

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>>17169749
An abundance of legs and lots of web bondage. For both parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169749
Horrible, horrible things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169718
You'll get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

You'd witness a lot of stupid shit on a daily basis in a monster girl town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169795
Right before I destroy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169795
Name five Monstergirls that aren't Jackie chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169819
That's am old meme

[Anonymous No.]

What would a cicada girl be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169830
Noisy.

[Anonymous No.]

>a succubus will never leglock your face
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169838
To serve the chief god

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169795
Jackass with a cheshire. Constantly does stupid shit that sp00ks her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169836
>she doesn't just moan during sex, she babbles
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169838
why would you want anything to do with a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169830
>Decide to visit your grandma that lives in the countryside during summer
>Suddenly flashbacks about your genki tanned tomboy cicada cousin that won't shut up
>You don't want to go anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169727
Playing grabass with Wendy wife around the village would be fun.
That and dressing up as Santa-coat for the daughterus on Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169673
FLUFFY PUBES

[Anonymous No.]

So did Melon die or something? He was doing a bunch of commissions last I remember, with a few in line for coloring if I remember right, and I haven't seen or heard anything about him or his art lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169847
Words hurt anon

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>>17169880
You been living under a rock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169880
Well he better not be dead. He still haven't done my lich commission.
I think he's just taking a break, but I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169891
Well I've been living under a particularity sound-prof rock. Care to tell me what I've missed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169880
Who names their child melon?

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>>17169909
melon's mom and dad probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169891
Don't discriminate against the underground dwellers, you don't want the dwarves breaking into your house and kidnapping you do you?
>>17169892
Well lets hope so.
>>17169909
A Barometz.

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>>17169917
Depends ate they the ones with beards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169917
Barometz are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169923
Silly anon. Dwarf don't eat other dwarf if they have breads. They aren't cannibals silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169938
I'm on a bumpy bus give me a break

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>>17169880
Exams apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169942
He's in uni then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169947
You got that right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169937
Don't be like that Anon, why not join one of them for a bounce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169940
It's fine, I just found what you miss typed funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169955
Because I'm scared enough of women as it is, monster women are even scarier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169938
I would love to be a diplomat to the dwarves if they were a race of strong, shortstacks with huge tracks of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169955
Jelly sheep are nice, but I still prefer the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169955
They are too silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169954
>>17169959
>I'm scared enough of women
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169960
And beards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170017
No beards, only braids.
Maybe some trimmed bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170038
>Braids so long they use them as scarves
>Blocks up to their nose making it look like a beard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169508
im. lookin at this and thinkin its cow season

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169961
Cuddly sleepy sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169961
why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

I called the Onee-sabbath and offered my virginity in exchange for a loving Demon. It's been a week and none have shown up! Should I go out and fuck a random Succubus so at least I'll have someone else in my bed!

[Anonymous No.]

Dorome onee-san or Dorome imouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170113
Dorome hugs!
Dorome wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170113
Onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170113
She's kinda Titania tier, at least as far as she's an Onee-san figure with an imouto mind
Difference being she clearly knows what sex is and is all about it

[Anonymous No.]

I want to surprise my waifu by giving her a big kiss on the mouth when she least expects it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170139
I want to impregnate my waifu by giving her womb a big kiss with my dick when she orgasms after a night of lovemaking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170113
I don't want a sister relationship with a dorome. I want the kind where she lures you into a cave, seals the entrance shut, assaults you from all sides, and keeps you there until you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170162
But what if you already love her and that's why you came into the cave in the first place.
Bet she didn't plan on that happening.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession, /mgt/. I can't get off to the idea of a Demon unless she has cloven hooves for feet and a voice like sweet, feminine molasses.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Gremlin Futaba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170196
I too have a confession. I love my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would be good for a news broadcast besides the chipmunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170212
Familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

The perfect monster girl can't exi-

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170214
>Familiar
>Not a sexy Demon in a suit with a few undone buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170118
doromes are for hugging, groping and squeezing for days at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170218
Familiars are cute and have an enthusiasm that demons lack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170239
You want mature and sexy, not cute when doing the news. Old people and adults watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170218
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170241
Nyet!

Old people want a cheerful, adorable little girl that's close to a grandchild for them to give them the news in a non-threatening manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>17168717
Bloody gorgeous, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brag and show off how cool my waifu is! Even if she is shy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170250
I wonder how being interviewed on the street by a familiar goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170253
I want to get a Rata to be a super stack shortstack!

Gonna take her to the beach afterwards and put her in a string bikini!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170250
>Wanting some hyperactive little girl tell the news
Anon that won't get the blood pumping at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170253
>>17170263
>"H-h-h-honey... t-th-this is s-s-super revealing-"
>EVERYONE COME LOOK AT MY GORGEOUS SEXY STACKED WIFE IN HER NEW HOT MICROBIKINI
>Tail twitching and shy overload intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus helping their mothers in the kitchen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170262
She's smiling, holding up the mike and being cheerful when appropriate.

>>17170265
She's peppy, not hyper!

[Anonymous No.]

I could really use a Canadian glacies right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

> Looks like Moose is back:
> pic unrelated

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/118560975/Chapter%20105


> Back to MC, sees mountains get blasted
> Mad scientist is pleased, begins talking about theories: dark energy = opposite of good energy
> Prepares to destroy another mountain
> MC flashback to monster waifus; sees axe from beaten enemy; smashes console that powers the machine; also smashes the jewel making it work
> Mad Sci: YOU BROKE THE JEWEL?
> MC: You were gonna kill people!
> Mad Sci: Mehh... You're not a good guy yourself. Also, souls don't exist
> Rants about the monster lord: 7 deadly sins, last lord was WRATH, present lord is LUST
> "I can use the dark energy to stop the monster lord; join me, MC..."
> Console begins talking(?); Mad Sci gets knocked out by MC
> MC and Console talk: Stop the machine
> Machine is stopped

> Miniboss count lives, searches for Mad Sci
> Undead knight appears, together with monstergirl skeleton army
> Count is defeated because knight is actually a fighter
> Count sees video recording of Mad Sci in his helmet: this suit will self-destruct if your defeated to keep secrets
> Suit self-destructs, count dies

> Sky clears
> Mad Sci: You'll pay for this; teleports away
> Lich appears near MC; suddenly faints
> MC hears bones approaching


Well, that was something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170273
Canon nureonago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170268
It's perfect!

Huge ass!
Huge tits!
Huge heart!

Gonna hug her on the beach and call her the cutest, even if she looks like a living sex toy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170280
Where this rides goes, nobody knows.

I feel better about my ideas for previous demon lords now though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170245
Would a Ratatoskr and a Demon double team be a good one? One to handle the contract, one to handle information with their husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170280
>he's still at it
I feel terrible for not being at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170268
Who needs foxes or pharaohs when you have the perfect waifu right here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170297
Foxes are perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170280
I have no idea how to feel about this story now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170302
>human ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170307
All I can think of whenever I see these summaries is "Remember when it was swords, sorcery, and adventure?"

I also kinda hate the MC being 'The Chosen One".

I kinda want to see one done where the MC gets the crap kicked out of him every now and then.

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>>17170285
I hope you brought her inhaler anon! She's gonna be hyperventilating from how embarrassed and shy you're making her! Its your fault for giving her tits and ass that could be confused for beachballs of undisclosed sizes! Take responsibility! She was just a waifish shy nerdy journalist when you found her, and now she makes even Demons bite their thumbs with jealousy!
You better spank her everywhere you go and motorboat her tits in public places while making sure everyone sees you making an obvious display of her lewd slutty body!
>>17170297
Amen! Ratatoskr is love. Truly the best girls, and best for making shy with their lewd sexy bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170310
Sort of planning it with my crappy saga where the MC is not some chosen one decreed by fate, even if he has some effect in the coming future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170311
Oh, believe you me.

Gonna start by oiling her up right there so she won't get burned.

Gonna play with her in the water where there will be plenty of splashing.

Then I'm going to carry her to the car when she's all tuckered out after a long day of fun in the sun.

Gonna have a lazy evening after that where we relax on the couch or cuddle in bed.


Gonna be great.


I'll also make sure to take her clothes shopping so I can get her in revealing leingerie to try on or some short shorts that hug her huge rear or T-shirt that barely holds her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170302
I beg to differ. Wolfus are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170328
That sounds positively lovely anon. You're a good husband for that sexdoll squirrel. I can imagine her always tugging at her bootyshorts and t-shirt to cover more of her obscene ass and tits even though as soon as she's done tugging they go back to being stretched thin and swallowed by her assets. Even cuter if you tug her pants down in public for a quick spank or yank her shirt up for a quick flash when she least expects it, just so everyone knows just how hot your gorgeous wife is!
The best part is the more embarrassed she gets during the day, the more crazy wet and horny she is at night once you hit the privacy of your bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170334
I would a tubby/strongfat hellhound.

Would be sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170335
I don't know if I'd show the goods but I'd get a quick slap of the ass, grope of the tit, or fondle of her rear in.

Especially if she were sitting in my lap.

And at night I'd go till she was sporting a bloated stomach full of seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey Anon, I've got some fireworks, wanna go set them off near that old Jacobson place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170346
She wants me somewhere deserted so nobody can hear me calling for help.
Better just go along.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170343
I want to snuggle that rata!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170338
>Strongfat Hellhound firefighter
>Comes home all hot and sweaty after a day of saving lives
>Get to cuddle her fit pudge
Wew.

>>17170346
>You will never pull pranks with your tomboy hotdog childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please try not to laugh at the 'big drinking' Saytros loli.

Everyone but her knows that she's just got grape juice because she's too young to drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170351
I've seen some girls with collars around in real life, and this settles it.
Collars look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170353
The softest, the lewdest, the cutest.

>>17170354
Exactly.
You get to snuggle up with her while she's relaxing after a long day.

Be sure to surprise her with a massage so you can make her relax before sneaking in some groping, squeezing, or kneading on her ass and chest.... or wherever else you wish to molest her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170357
>I've seen some girls with collars around in real life,
Thot collars are trashy, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170343
That's the life right there, anon. Ten outta ten.
>>17170353
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170346
Gee I dunno, Mr. Paladin said fireworks are illegal around this time of year...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170361
Thot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170368

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170365
Just like dicking your daughter, wait to keep it legal! Fireworks aren't legal until June 24th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170373
Never seen one of those, why would you even bring it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170354
Sorry to burst your bubble, but firefighter shifts last several days straight. Why do you think the stations have beds and a kitchen?

You won't see your wife for several days.
Hope nothing bad happens.

I hope you don't do anything bad while she's away. Try not to get too lonely and pent up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170379
>Never seen one of those
I'm going to guess you don't get outside much, since they're big with certain types right now. Just posting my opinion in response to your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170385
>Lonely husband falling for the monster neighbor's tricks
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170302
Cute little NEET fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170385
I would never cheat on my hotdog! Especially not with the anubutt next door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170388
I fucking love this bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170439
>Dem hips

Magnificent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170439
>Brunch
Alp Alert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170388
>they're big with certain types right now
I remember seeing these things in highschool. That was about a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170439
Demons are Cool and Hip!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170439
REAL SUCCUSLUT HOURS
WHO UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170455
Stop calling anything remotely pertinent to Succubi an Alp you cancerous faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170467
You have my sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170455
You don't need to be a faggot to appreciate mimosas after a night of hard drinking m9

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170475
Hear hear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170462
And those same bitches are not only still wearing them, but letting their kids wear them.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever have moments where you think:
>If monster girls were real, I would've been raped just now
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170489
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170489
Just came back from a long night walk down a poorly lit road. Now that you mention it, quite probably.

>>17170485
This is why we need a taxpayer funded Thot Patrol.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the ratattatoskr sperging, huh. Damn. Well, here's latenight's picture with basic satsuki colorization. I didn't even do anything and it turned out real nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170467
>My Nextdoor Neighbor is a Demon, but no one will believe me! A chilling tale by R.L. Stine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170504
>R.L. Stine.
That pretty much confirms the /ss/. Picked the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170489
Yes and it makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170497
Its always time to sperge out about ratatoskr!
Lewd sex toy body, nice looking hard working journalist, cocky reporter or timid ball of nervousness, all are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170489
I spend a lot of time out in the woods. Didn't think of it that way until now. Though to be fair, I go out armed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170508
Not sure why but I love this image. Collars aren't my thing but it works there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170497
>"Uwaaaah... There's no way he means all that about me, is there?!"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170517
>Though to be fair, I go out armed.
YOU WOULDN'T FUCK A SKINWALKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170528
Took me a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170346
Only if you sit on my face when we get back, ride me until we're both exhausted, and then win the state academic championship to prove you're a fun bad influence, not a serious one. Then my family will like you when I marry you.

[Anonymous No.]

Earth Spiders are for -

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170533
Sweet jesus that everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170538
>"Oh no! Husband is talking to that other wendigo! Ah, could he be unsatisfied with me?!"
>...Sweetie its the grocery store check out line, and I can hear and see you.
>"Ah! Caught in the act!"
>Is this like... like a roleplaying thing or?
>"I'll have to win him back~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170556
Would a Wendigo use her coat as a hostage bag to scoop you up to take you home? Because that's where I see this heading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170585
No. You'll just be sucked into her smoked meat realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170590
Do I get some? Or am I going to become the meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170585
Or she could just have a really big bag herself
Trouncing about with you slung over her back in a bag, the townspeople all shaking their heads and your daughterus hopping around saying 'She got him again, she got him again!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170591
They share freely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169042
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Has Beast done a roulette for hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170618
Surprisingly yes, given his views on femdom. And he did a decent job too.
Its also the longest one. The usual flaws are there (grammar, apathetic London ect.) But its OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170640
>Mentioning Beast's grammar when you use the wrong abbreviation for "it is"

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking help.

How to untangle yourself from the softest Mofu in existence so you can start doing things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170665
You're not done until she says you're done. Enjoy the ride or be a faggot, it's your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170649
I noticed too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170669
I can fucking hear you typing over there! Let me go already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170671
At least you noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Oni with this body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170686
It's chubby chasers like you that let Onis think they should just be able to get fat. Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170640
>Apathetic London
A building caught fire earlier in west London Trapping people inside, and I've barely seen anyone giving a shit.
Beast might actually be onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

If a Wendigo leaves stretchy meat at your front door it means that she deemed you a worthy mating partner
Eat it to show that you're willing to mate with her, or leave it to show you're not interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170706
But what if I'm a vegetarian and meat literally makes me sick? And I'm also interested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170710
You alp on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170710
Eat it anyway. ｍａｍｏｎｏ ｍａｎａ will fix your condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170706
I'm gonna have so many daughterus with her!

[Anonymous No.]

The witching hour approaches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170686
That's an impressive pair of sake jugs that Oni would have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170752
>witching hour
But 1:09 was almost 2 hours ago!

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>>17170710
Then she is going to leave a "I can't believe it's not stretchy meat!" meat substitute that is made of 99% Shoggoths slime

>>17170727
Will you make enough daughterus that they will form their own Wendigo village?

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>>17170784
Yes!
I will be the village chief and give them all headpats and love and attention when I'm not snuggling with their momma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170811
Would you have friendly competitions with the Anons who have their own P'Orc or Goblin tribe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170823
I would love to see a bunch of young Wendigos playing with other monster girls
The Goblins would teach them how to catch their own stretchy meat and how to trade for it as well
The P'Orcs would get play chase with them and let the Wendigos nibble on them were they to get caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170536
Isn't she from a yuri game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170884
Atlach Natcha. She's actually bisexual.
The game gives you numerous options to rape, kill, eat, etc with numerous boys and girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170884
>>17170888
The story is that's she's a Jorougumo at a school to recover her energy by raping and eating the students. She becomes fond of one girl who was gang raped by a bunch of students and earnestly acts nice to her. Her Ex is the antagonist, and is a complete piece of shit and the story goes to lengths to remind you that.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu have the tail of authority?
That billowing mass of fluff that equates to the most regal of beards and mustaches?
Mine does, but I'm not entirely sure what sort of beard a Tanuki tail is like.

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>>17170901
All mofu sluts bow before the tail of authority.

It's pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170914
What if the Tail of Authority is wielded by one too shy to use it to it's full potential?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170901
The bigger the mofu, the smaller the brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170918
mofu btfo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170752
None of us have Onee-sans to share it with. It's a sad time.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Liches drink coffee? I would really enjoy having super autistic conversations about brewing techniques with one, only to find out she likes me when she makes me some unprompted.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your Waifu's favorite vidya game? Is she watching E3 with horror or excitement?

[Anonymous No.]

All I want is a half snake half human abomination to hug and give purpose to my empty life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170943

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>>17170953
Gonna worship that!

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>>17170752
Isn't the witching hour a rumor spread by Dark Mages so that their otoutos wouldn't question the sudden rape and sexual abuse?

>>17170936
At least you won't have your balls drained to dangerously empty levels

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>>17170956
>At least you won't have your balls drained to dangerously empty levels

That's my fetish. A regular handjob or paizuri isn't enough. She needs to drench herself in my cum, then use her pussy. It's not rape if I ask her to do it, then link her Doujinshi that have loving femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if she can't bring me to her world, the least my Waifu can do is kill me. I'm tired of living here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170901

>She only has one tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170983
For now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw your life is one of the sad Greentexts a Monstergirl would write about a human, not a happy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170686
I want that onis onis!

>>17170689
Onis don't get fat, they just get softer over their muscles!

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Waifu loves you more than any other men she's ever met. No matter what you're like.
>She's probably seen a lot of men, and some of them were cool.
>Expanding this, every girl except your Waifu will always see you as way the hell worse than their eventual husband. Even if you're objectively a better person.
>Their husband will always make them laugh harder and smile for longer.
>You can fuck them and rock their world, but they'll always prefer their husband unless you marry them.

If MGE wasn't a hugbox, that could get really depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171036
>they'll always prefer their husband unless you marry them.
I've heard a lot of stupid things said in my time browsing these threads, but this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171036
What? I don't get your point anon?

Waifus and husbandos shouldn't be happy?

What the fuck are you on?

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>>17171036
>You can fuck them and rock their world, but they'll always prefer their husband unless you marry them.
I hope for your sake you fucked up what you were trying to say. Because it sounds like you're talking about fucking other mens wives.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want strongfat jinko and oppai loli oni.
Is that so wrong?
The cuddles would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171082
Being the middle spoon

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>>17171089
Yep.
Holding the oppai loli tight while the jinko holds you tight in return.

The best, especially when the jinko starts chuffing and nuzzling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171082
>oppai loli oni
Why not a good old flat chested loli Oni? Your strongfat Jinko will have all the oppai you need

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170901
>Mofus are the same as hipster moustaches and beards to mgs.
>the more mofu the more ridiculous the look.
Discuss.

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>>17171106
True, could just have a lewd oni that acts drunk and has a huge pair of hips and sizeable rear while the jinko takes up the chest department.

That cat would be a huge cuddler in both senses of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT trust Automatons and their robotic ways.
Machines are EVIL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171189
Did a Gremlin download the demon DLC onto her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171189
Just give them a little shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171189
Time to use the Dairymkr.exe program on her

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are for bullying into mere female lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171190
Yes, just look at that perfect hourglass figure
Only a Demon addon could pull that off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171198
Dragons are for teasing until they snap and rape you, if they like it you can female lizard them though.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCR7uy7U0AAeE5R.jpg:orig
Oh no, the golem's in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171204
L E W D

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>>17171198
More like they're for spoiling till they're tubby and soft female lizards

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>>17171198
Why go through all that effort when you can just find a Dragon Zombie and enjoy yourself a nice mere female lizard
You could even condition her to suit whatever messed up fetishes you have

>>17171204
She seems to have a leakage too, how do we fix her?

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>>17171198
I want my dragon to remain confident and appear to be the one in control while in public and I act as a house husband for her but when it come to sex she becomes a mere female lizard that can't help but cry out with pleasure while being taken doggy style and wearing a leash.
I want to fuck her enough to keep the virgin christmas cake hakutaku next doors awake.

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>>17170388
I told you I had been seeing chicks with collars around, but because I haven't seen that specific type I don't get outside much?
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Regura's non-bug girls don't get enough attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171224
>embarrassing tribal tattoos
>facial tattoo
Gross!

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>>17171216
That's the best kind of relationships, especially if she sometimes go too far in public and you need to punish her back home to remind her how much of a mere female lizard she is

>>17171224
I would smash that but there is a lot wrong with her
>Weird fetishist stitches
>Piercings
>4 puny feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171224
She looks like a harpy that was roasted over a spit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171220
Can somebody just throw me into a apophis' cave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171239
>>17171245
I feel like there's a story here but I don't know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171247
>cave
A lady's boudoir is not a cave.

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>>17171239
>That's the best kind of relationships, especially if she sometimes go too far in public and you need to punish her back home to remind her how much of a mere female lizard she is
Oh I'd love that, like cuffing her to the bed, gagging her with her own panties and making her apologize in muffled moans through them.

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>>17171249
Something something forbidden knowledge, daughter of a fallen angel.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63381808
Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171271
Dipped in chrome by the looks of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171271
Absolutely delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171271
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171271
That's totally SFW.
>that pear shaped body
HNNNNGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171312
This is why Liches are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171312
She might be a power centuries old mage that mastered life after death, but she can't just float around without underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171331
Good luck with that. The most liches wear is a T-shirt from some random guy that got raped by zombies.
Though I guess there are those that serve under a wight and are forced to wear regal clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171342
She can at least try to dress herself so people can take her seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171189
Sauce?

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>>17171347
Liches don't really care about anything. They just grab a piece of rag and go study magic in a dark corner so no one talks to her. If you want her to be a normal girl just give her phylactery a good hit.

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>>17171189
I want that Automaton to be my onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171189
Her mouth looks off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171357
She won't get any boys that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169544
All is cringeworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171373
>replying to a 14 hour old post
>with "cringe"
Reddit is calling for you, you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171372
Definitely not, that's why when they need a test subject they just grab the first guy that shows up spam magic at him. They have lost the ability to properly comunicate as seen from their kuu attitude and if they could sweat there would be a nervous river under them.

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>>17171357
Lichs are best NEEDS.
I desire a chubby one in a T-shirt and panties or a muscled one that acts like a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171036
So basically you dislike being unable to NTR the fuck out of couples in that world, leaving behind only devastated husbands and aheago-ing MGs whispering your name in a puddle of cum? I feel 'ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171405
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171395
There's always online dating, which is made for people with little social skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170686
>>17170689

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171397
They are the neetest of neets, though the only way she would be getting fat or fit is through potions since they probably wouldn't exercise nor eat unless you forced her to.

>>17171411
Even then talking with her would be weird. She'd just reply with "yes" and "no", sometimes long ass questions. Remember to always take the lead when talking to a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171422
Strongfat oni and ogres are the best

>>17171427
That shortstack is asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171431
I'd just need to find something she likes.

Surely death didn't kill her tastebuds?

Besides, it would be better 5han those cheap spirit energy drinks they get

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171431
I'm sure she could talk about something that would interest her.

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>>17171441
Nah, she's probably fine. We are talking about mge undeads here so everything works but it's just that she doesn't feel any emotions. The world is just grey with no happiness nor sadness for her.
She'll eat something really good, maybe something you prepared but it's just that. Nothing more than food going down her esophagus, stomach and intestines.

You could always free her soul though and give her world some color.

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>>17171457
Break her phlactory?

I can do that

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck a robot even if it meant earning a prison sentence of several millennia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171465
Depends, how nice is the prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171465
Would you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171411
Online dating is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171465
Why would it earn a prison sentence? That said I'd rape a robot and make every second of it worth it if it looked like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171470
Basically you're being conscripted. If you perform well enough in the field you will be rewarded accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171475
That's why it's a option for her. She can date other losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171479
Conscripted how? Rewarded how? I might rather like this arrangement, but I'd like to have some more details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171455
You could talk about experiments and erotic magic because that's all she does or you could do like I told the other anon.

>>17171463
But are you ready to deal with what comes after? It will be around 80 years of pent up emotions of all kinds, she'll be really clingy and really sensitive to everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171427
May Urute continue to release more shortstack fox goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171482
More like being surrounded by dozens of thirsty men

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171485
I'm more than ready.
Movies, vidya, and some restaurants would be there to greet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171489
Most men would be scared off by her profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171483
You have to go fight other conscripts to acquire resources and will possibly have to destroy giant robot kidnappers as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171411
Lich online dating profile would be fun. Very clinical and critical analysis of herself, reading like a scientific paper.

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>>17171494
She'll probably cry when you first cook her a meal. She tried eating things before, they had good taste but things were pretty bland, now she can feel your love through it and happiness in filling her stomach.
You should take her to watch a scary movie though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171501
This sounds like some poorly conceived death game scenario made for robotic entertainment. I was expecting something a little bit kinkier, but you didn't actually mention the rewards yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171510
The rewards range from being allowed to sit up to being allowed to access various areas outside of your cell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171435
>Oni waifu getting strongfat
>Ask her if she has any plans to lose weight
>She smirks at you
>Wake up in a crater in the bed, your waifu pressing down onto you with her sweaty body
>A/C broken, she just keeps fucking you for cardio

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171509
I would, with popcorn and soda included

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171513
Well this doesn't seem like a fun situation to be in at all. I suppose the answer is no, I would not commit a felony by fucking one of the robotic overlords. I'll remain a peasant in this post-apocalyptic world, thank you.

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>>17171514
The best.
Gonna home cook her a big and hearty meal.
May also wait till she's asleep a d have some fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171521
The robots aren't overlords, the people up in heaven are. The robots are disposable and state issued to prisoners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171524
This whole situation is very confusing. So am I in heaven or am I already conscripted? Are emotions banned? Am I a robot too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171529
Well if you have a robot you're probably already in the prison to begin with. Serves you right for being a no good drain on state resources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171532
Well, I suppose if she has functions allowing me to fuck her, they already want me to fuck her then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171537
No, that's a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171517
Get ready for clingy and scared lich then that hasn't felt fear since she died. And boy, when she feels your body warmth and how good it feels she'll be worse than a zombo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171543
But why have a fucking unit installed in my assistance robot if it's illegal to fuck it?

[Anonymous No.]

Did the first of my two weekly runs, what's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171547
Realism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171551
I already did mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171553
Okay, so what was I doing down here with an assistance robot that I CANNOT FUCK again? That seems kind of important.
Can I fuck it if I use a condom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171560
Running from your responsibilities doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171567
Being a drain on resources by not working for the glory of the state.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171551
she looks like she lifts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171551
Don't have a reason to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171551
Im lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171577
She's probably a fitness model, or maybe a sexy roadie from that MG-version of Brütal Legend that nobody is ever going to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171570
Anon, I jog everyday and do some basic exercises. I should be asking what's your excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171331
But liches have great fashion sense. A ragged cloak that might accidentally fall off at any moment and expose everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171581
>>17171583
You're terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRnuyB-Y-Y4
Singing shortstack.
>that view of them standing next to each other
>only 1 year apart in age
Dorafs are such womanlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171574
So, you're saying that nothing really changes, but I basically get a robot maid to take care of the cooking, cleaning, and other chores? That seems alright, but what are the limits of this no fucking rule? Does it only apply to penetration? Do blowjobs count? Anal? What about wrapping the breasts around it and thrusting? Hotdogging? Intercrural? Handjob? Can she step on my dick with her feet? What about masturbating with her posing in the room? Can I get her to be a dom as long as it isn't sexual in nature? What about cuddling and hand holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171546
All undead desire huge.
Even the haughty ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171589
No really, I don't see any benefit in running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171589
I want to do it for her, but really I'm just too lazy and scared of judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171587
I work on my feet. I walk practically all day, so 20km a week is enough running. No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171595
>huge
tfw manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171551
Kusoge aren't gonna grind themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171593
The robot does not help with chores. She only helps with missions and sends footage of you back to the state so that they can ensure that you aren't breaking any laws, besides existing. The rest is all illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171612
Well, she can live in the closet for as long as their isn't a mission then. It's all she's really good for at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171551
Monster girls' protective instincts reach their peak whenever they see a weak human boy, so becoming fit is not the brightest idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171618
But then how will you compete in MGC Ninja Warrior and reach the end of the Echidna's lair to lay the snek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171617
No, she will stand there and watch you carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171601
I normally do it after work or at night. 5km everyday and 30 push ups and sit ups when I wake up and before I go to sleep. Sometimes I skip them but I do it most of the time.
I did die a bit when I started though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171604
Sorry, meant hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171629
What are the full extent of her observation and recording orders? Is she could to watch me sleep? Eat? Use the bathroom? Wait, doesn't this make it impossible to masturbate since she'll never let me out of my sight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171630
Are you preparing for the portals hitting or are you just trying to build up to Saitama mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171635
Pretty much, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up in the middle of the night to get something to drink from fridge
>walk into kitchen and seen large shape scurry under table when you flip on light
>nearly shit self seeing 8 legs poking out from the table
>after calming down you peek under table
>just arachne daughteru holding a carton of milk looking guilty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171640
Robo-chan is creepy! How am I supposed to focus during a mission when I haven't had release in six weeks?! Am I being groomed into a desperate slut or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171641
Why would she feel guilty? Is there a rule against drinking milk at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171498
Bullshit
I've made fark profiles before nothing scares thirsty men off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171636
My dad just came up and said "bruh let's do this." With my waifu in mind and nothing else to do I started to exercise.
Now I became a nerd that looks skinny when clothed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171648
Even is she said she was hundreds of years old, enjoyed death and forgotten occultic subjects, and wanted to turn her date into her a test subject?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171645
Depends, do you mind breaking a few laws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171652
We've both got similar dads then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171654
After two months of not being able to jack off, I think I would be.But which laws specifically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171621
You instead settle down for becoming a strong girl's property/beloved husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171661
Your choice between a humie prisoner and the robot. There's probably even a legal channel for the humie option considering people are raising children in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171668
If I choose the robot, will I be allowed to fuck her? Is fucking her pleasant? There really aren't a lot of details to go on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171665
But muh dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171658
Used to run a lot with him when we were kids but then we stopped and now we are back. If monster are ever a thing my body will be ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171674
>will I be allowed to fuck her?
What laws did you think I was talking about dumbass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171646

Part 2-

>she hands you the milk and scurries back to bed
>there's still milk left
>you'll overlook her being up past her bedtime... this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171679
The three I might not be aware of, I suppose. What happens after I fuck her though? Do I have to get in the box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171677
So will mine. And so will his, I'm sure dear old dad would bang something exotic if given the opportunity.
>>17171682
>bedtime
I didn't realize you were a fascist. Freedom! Freedom and a puppy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171688
What box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171697
You know, the box. The cell described to me was too small to even allow me to sit up, so it must be some sort of box to ease storage of many human prisoners at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171694
Well, mine has back problems so mom monsterizing and them going at it might solve a few problems.
This is pretty weird to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171699
The cell isn't particularly small, you're just legally forbidden from sitting up.
Or maybe it was laying down. It's been years since I did that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171701
>This is pretty weird to talk about
Compared to talking about putting daughters in sexy latex outfits? Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171702
All these robot laws about not fucking and death games and prison is all very confusing anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171653
I made a profile of a woman that openly admits to having sex with dogs and occasionally horses
Guys were still messaging me

[Anonymous No.]

Kumo

[Anonymous No.]

What if Malthael as an MG who's extremely yandere for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171694
>Fascist

No spider daughter of mine is going to grow up a multicolored landwhale!

She's gonna be strongfat at least and understand the importance of sleep for her young body!

How else will she grow proper breasts like her mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171707
It's not like I even get involved in that kind of conversation so it feels a bit weird to me to be even talking about mom and dad doing monster things.

I'm a pure boi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171723
>Local spider bullies dragons
You can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171694
That looks like a very docile and cute ushi. Gonna hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171842
You fool, it's a trap!

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai loli ushis are for cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171860
She looks like a sweet girl, I'm sure she's gotten over her baser instincts

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu is so cute that even her sister are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys say the profiles have changed in tone since 2008?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171901
>Hugging a 'docile' Ushi
>She seems to be enjoying it, if not quivering a bit
'Hey, can I ask you a question?'
>Pause, thinking she's going make a 'wakey-wakey-eggs-and-rapey' joke
'How would you feel... being my prey?'
>It turns out that the physical contact with you made her libido boil over, her primal instincts to breed nettling her skin as she doesn't even wait for your response
>By the time her seal gets ripped off she's already got your pelvis in a pedipalp lock and her lips on yours
>But she's still up for after-sex cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171976
More descriptive in terms of lewd content, though some of the more rougher species are likely to be given something that makes them tamer than they seem.

Honestly, Familiar is the first one I recall actually using the word 'penis', though I'm probably mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171976
KC has got better at descriptive writing and the quality of translations massively improved over time too.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll never experience my daughterus climbing into bed with me and my Demon waifu and cuddling up to us during a thunderstorm because it reminds them of their time as orphans.
>I'll never experience the comfort of platonic cuddles with my adopteurs, my biological daughteru and my sweet loving waifu.
FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls need love not just womanlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWB8P4jbsAA

When your wife is a big girl and you're 5'11

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Demon adopteru who's also a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172089
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172093
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172089
Dicking the daughteru is a-ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172089
With wide hips, meaty thighs, and a big blue booty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172089
Adopting a waifu is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172113
Daughterus make better wives then their parents on average. The incest makes things 100% better

Though I really think the best daughteru dicking situations are when the girl is really rapey and flirtatious with their dad, who is trying their best to keep the two of them from straying into the wrong path. Only for the daughter to win out in the end, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171976
They mostly changed for the good
They're more detailed, complex, lewder, paint a better picture of what an encounter with the monster would be and they're overall much less streamlined

The one aspect where they (arguably) became worse is that they all try appeal to the widest audience
Minotaurs for example are fairly straightforward, they will catch you, kidnap you and cuddle with you over and over again. Love or hate them, that's what their are.
Raijus which are to my knowledge the latest straightforward rapey species, is in comparison much more nuanced and flexible there is only a single line that explicitly says that you will be raped everyday if you married, it doesn't say anything about them not having interest in other hobbies. You're free to interpret how a Raiju would spend a day with her husband however you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172086
As long as you take care of her and treat her right I don't think she would care fampai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172089
Gonna spoil her with sweets and attention!

Gonna let her addict herself to me to the point that she can't go a day without being filled with seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172125
>Only for the daughter to win out in the end, of course.
What a shit and weak dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172136
I concur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172136
Anon even by that logic, would you beat the shit out of your daughteru in a play fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172163
I'd give her the suplex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172163
Yes because its just a play fight when she's trying to cuck her own mother.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, how old were you when you first found mgs?
9-10ish for me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172218
Technically we all have been exposed to monstergirls since childhood, no exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172126
>The one aspect where they (arguably) became worse is that they all try appeal to the widest audience
I'd say he's still not afraid of doing things that will turn some fans off and only appeal to specific crowds. Look at any of the chaos faction girls and the controversy surrounding them when they came out or only a handful of people wanting to fuck Cait and Cu Sith.

And that's good, I like it when monster girls have their own niche that makes them absolutely loved by a small crowd rather than a painfully generic one that tries to appeal to everyone but no one remembers because it's lost in a sea of similar girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171723
How is it possible to make a spider mouth look like a vagina? My eyes must be playing tricks on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172220
11 when digimon was first on tv in my country. Angewoman made me feel things I didn't understand fully at the time and then Lady Devimon came along.

[Anonymous No.]

A few wife requests were finished recently.
Most notably, this one:
http://twitter.com/cocoankimo/status/875042909954875393

I'm really happy with how it turned out.
It started out as a commission but the artist really liked talking to me and decided he'd do it as a request.
http://i.imgur.com/vJy1taE.png


Also pic related is a small doodle from a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172229
Was meant to quote >>17172218

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172117
And a flat chest.

>>17172125
>>17172136
>>17172199
Seductive adopteru + single man with both having lust for eachother is infinitely superior to blood-related incest. Two lonely souls finding eachother, it's like poetry it rhymes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172230
>It started out as a commission but the artist really liked talking to me and decided he'd do it as a request.
You and your black magic, I swear. Cute as always though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172230
>Gazerfag pleases old artists for requests
I knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172226
Back in the good old days when i checked everyday in the library for mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172230
With that belly of hers she must really like sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172239
>Two lonely souls finding eachother
Even better if she isn't a child and he doesn't try to adopt her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172220
CUTE
U
T
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172249
>>17172246
A lot of nip artists are super nice and if you can get past the language barrier a little bit they're enthusiastic about doing requests.
http://i.imgur.com/vn7mVs6.png
http://i.imgur.com/3fVPpFO.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172218
I was Age Six.

The legend of Perseus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172266
Can confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172270
Shy sexy shortstacks
Or
Showoffey sexy shortstacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172261
That's just like your shit taste, man. It's got everything, and she's still a lewd monster so the way you try to put it is disingenuous to say the least.
>orphan girl smile protecting
>love overcoming taboo
>daugheru dicking without actual incest or cucking
>little blue girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172286
Whoops, didn't mean to reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172218
I was well into my teens when I found mge, but as far as monster girls in general, the first one was probably Aisha, so I was about 7 or 8 at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172227
Yeah, looking at Atlach-Nacha and Redcap he still makes species however he wants though he avoids writing any hard rule that would prevent someone from loving a species

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172286
Showoffey

[Anonymous No.]

For the last month, I've been donating money to the Inari shrine. They never seem to build any improvements, but they're always installing new technology. A few weeks ago they were carrying in a whole box of Nvidia GPUs so the maidens could have LAN parties.

They think they're scamming me, but I'm just buying stuff for my house without paying taxes. I'm married to the head priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172220
Spooky! Ghosts are all spooky!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't lie I'm deathly afraid of writing again and disappointing Anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172300
It's not like anyone is expecting anything from you, so go ahead and do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172286
Why not both?
They could be twins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172300
Don;t worry, I'll always be disappointed in you.

[Anonymous No.]

You're here. Your Waifu is alone in another dimension. What is she doing without you in her life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172300
These are people you will never meet. So why are you scared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172258

[Anonymous No.]

Massive Milky Aquariums

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172306
Now that's an idea
What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172258
No bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172319
If I give her Satyros milk will she lactate rum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172323
I'm not sure if different species milk has any effect aside from holstaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172311

The same thing I'm doing without her in my life

Just trying get through each day, telling myself it'll be OK

It's not working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172319
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Can golems be crafted to specification?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172320
Today the dice have dictated that I'm getting Dark Matters.

I'm worried but fine with this

[Anonymous No.]

On a slow burn, same as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172270
He even often apologized for being late when updating me on the progress of a free request that had no deadline.
http://i.imgur.com/caKepQ8.png
http://i.imgur.com/aAAHnRf.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172311
>Masturbating
>Practicing magic
>masturbating
>sitting outside, enjoying the birdsong filling the air and masturbating
>trying to increase her magical potency the best she can without a familiar
>masturbating
>reading up on magic that can create portals
>learning it's Lilim tier magic
>giving up on that
>masturbating instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172342
What a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172311
Acting chunni, dreaming of changing the world. The usual.

[Anonymous No.]

This Elf is LEWD.
She has a very lewd haircut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172342
I'm surprised at how humble this dude is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172343
>>learning it's Lilim tier magic
>>giving up on that
>>masturbating instead

>Waifu
>Giving up on seeing you

There are people in this dimension trying to create godlike artificial intelligences which would be capable of almost anything. What's so hard about finding a Lilim if it's for the man she loves and a huge source of humans, which the Demon Lord would be happy to access?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172319
>>17172330
Mermaid milk tastes like miso soup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172356
Braids are always good, although my favorite one is the single side braid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172366
Don't you think the Lilim are already trying. She'll be finding other ways that will be within her lower tier of magical power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172374
Braids are made for hairjobs. They're the lewdest hairstyle in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171312
>>17171271
Pear-shape Best Shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171312
She looks really sad.

What makes Liches smile besides sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172382
Merlina is not lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172218
Pretty much the same as >>17172229
Except like, 6 and LadyDevimon from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172407
Impregnate the pears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172416
>>17172407
My mans
I want a super pear shaped Devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172218
I can't remember how old, but seeing Aisha Clan Clan in a hotspring and a wrestling match in Outlaw Star gave me a couple of good faps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172218
Same as everyone else "technically forever".
I guess I first started noticing them sexually around age 10, and by age 12 I was enjoying the surge of webrings and webcomics with crazy concepts like furry characters and demon girls.
So, 2001 really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172218
Samurai Pizza Cats. The female character herself did nothing for me, it was the idea of a catgirl in power armor kicking people's asses that turned me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172416
>>17172420
Pear shaped girls are literally built for impregnation, they are the personification "child birthing hips"
I personally want a pear shaped Redcap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172448
Those thick wiggling hips will be the last thing you see before you're impaled on a comically oversized cleaver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172453
Demonic Silver Cleaver*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172453
Are thick wiggly hips best suited for lewd face sitting, or comfy lap sitting while you play games or watch a show?

>>17172468
>Redcap-chan gets triggered whenever you wrongly name her weapon
That's cute, I would buy her a honing stone and let her cleave me in half

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172468
But of course. Either way, sounds fun in a crazy masochistic kind of way.
>>17172476
Yes.
They're for comfy lap sitting, then she starts wiggling them until your dick can't take it, then right when you're about to make a move she crawls up on you and slams it in your face until you're floored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172485
Wiggling during comfy times should be forbidden
It's already difficult enough not to grow a painful boner from just having her soft warm butt and thighs on your lap, if she wiggles procreation will be assured

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172513
So if you're just casually sitting there watching TV with her in your lap and she starts happily leaning back into you and wiggling her obscene hips you wouldn't be able to take it?
What if she's really excited about the movie you're watching and she starts bouncing her fat ass up and down, up and down, squashing and releasing your package again and again and again as her thighs jiggle slightly with each bounce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172448
Pear shaped girls are for fruitless lust-fueled sex for the purpose of pleasure because lolis aren't for impregnating

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172227
There are lines even he can't cross

[Anonymous No.]

>uhuhuhu, that drink, really anon? I didn't know you were an alp
how do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Fuck off lady, I'm married to my waifu and we have a daughteru together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Fuck. Look it's fruity ok and I like fruity drinks. They just taste so much better than beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172227
>And that's good, I like it when monster girls have their own niche that makes them absolutely loved by a small crowd rather than a painfully generic one that tries to appeal to everyone but no one remembers because it's lost in a sea of similar girls.
Yeah, I like how we have small factions of people obsessed with an individual girl, it's fun to see the distinct posting styles a few of them have.
It's a shame many of the girls go forgotten though. In the event of the habbening Anubises, Dragons, Kikimoras, Dark Mages, Liches, Wights, Hellhounds and Demons will get all the guys with only a few going for the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Continue drinking my Holstaur wife's milk and laugh as she goes home alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172530
Having lines is good, doing girls like that as a niche thing is fine though and he knows not to go too /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Regular alcohol taste's like wee, and it's all your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172518
This is how you ruin a perfectly comfortable evening and turn in into a raging night of violent lust
No man can resist this kind of treatment

>>17172523
>spoiler
But loli daughterus are extra small and cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Liking ale is gay now? And you wonder why you're still single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
My Waifu politely asks her not to stare inside the shrine and mock her husband for drinking water.

A horde of Mikos descend on her with broomsticks, whacking and throwing tofu until she leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172549
>. In the event of the habbening
I'd probably join up with the army fighting them cause I know even the bottom tier girls would not want me .

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172564
What a waste of tofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
>if you want me to be an alcoholic like my father can at least beat the shit out of you first?

See, now it leads to her being shocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172567
But then the wild foxes can eat it off the ground! It brings in all the tourists.

And they couldn't find anything better to throw on short notice. Rocks are too heavy, and water loses impact after the first bucket.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spy on my waifu while she teaches our daughteru how to cum by sitting the little one in her lap and masturbating her soft puffy vulva!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172311
Carrying on with her life as though everything is normal, but secretly dying on the inside.
So the exact same as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Bend over and I'll prove you wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172549
>It's a shame many of the girls go forgotten though
>large mouse, grizzly, nekomata, werebat and youko go ignored in favour of more popular beastmen
>everyone forgets mantis, living armor and soldier beetle exist due to lich and automaton grabbing all the kuudere fans
>doppelganger, jiangshi and skeletons are rarely on someone's mind when they mention undead
>tentacle and liliraune are the only plant types that people talk about and even mentions of them are rare, no one wants to fuck a plant
>nereid might as well be on the ocean floor because no one wants to see her
>others like pot devil and kesaran pasaran only exist as rare jokes
Isn't it sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172551
>>17172553
>>17172560
She mocks you to hide the gaping hole in her heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
My waifu doesn't take well to people calling her husband names. I'd have to calm her down and tell her it's all ok!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172599
I want to fuck a plant, but the plants I want to fuck are indeed either liliraune or tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
>whisky
>gay
I'm going to take a swig of it and give that goat a kiss to force it into her mouth before ripping her clothes off and mating pressing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172601
Cheese made from satyros milk probably goes wonderfully with some wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Dumb goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172554
Anon, you're not gonna do anything to that little pear shaped, giant bootied sweet innocent monstergirl, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172599
Phantoms are my favorite undead. They're creative, dignified playwrights, well-liked, always in demand in Undead Kingdoms, and have the body of a Wight under their weird outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
I only drink water though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
>Drinking wurm killer is now gay
I'm surprised she can even stand up with how drunk she is. Maybe she should drink cold water next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172599
You're right. The only ones on that list that I even think about are the mantis/living armor/soldier beetle, and that's probably only because I'm a massive slut for kuuderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172616
>Not ravaging your pear shaped loli from behind
>Not slapping her ass and watching the ripples
She's the one who started it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172599
Hey man, if people don't like the mice that just means there'll be more for me once we move onto the next life.

Real talk though, doppelgangers need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172601
Lady, you have great hips. Wash the tofu out of your fur and be less of an asshole and you'll find a husband in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
The only thing I have in common with an Alp is that we're both better looking than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172629
But your dick completely disappears within that huge thing when you stick it in from behind! Its gonna get lost and she'll only be able to drool and desperately wiggle her hips trying to get you off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
>Insulting a Gremlin's husband when she and her Automatons are sitting right there.

I don't say anything, but she's going to need a new bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
>MFW I can trace my ancestry back to Irish, Welsh, English, German, and Austrians
Lady, you fucked up. I'm going to drink you so far under the table you might as well start thinking that I'm gonna shellac you with me shillelagh before we star in a porn only the Welsh and Scottish can spend their jack seed to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172604
I must admit I really like Liliraune, Alraune and Barometz for one silly reason.
>Alraune are one of the few species that don't gestate their children at any point; instead, impregnation enables them to produce seeds, which they scatter after winter.
That probably applies to the whole Alraune family which is nice. I don't like pregnant bellies but find impregnation incredibly hot so it allows knocking them up without making them unattractive to me for 9 months.
>>17172620
Phantoms are pretty cool, not my thing personally but there's a lot that could be done with them in the hands of a creative writer but sadly most our writers are dead.
>>17172627
I only really like mantis/lich/automaton out of the kuuderes but it's great to see someone who loves them all.
>>17172636
>Real talk though, doppelgangers need more love.
They appeal to my protective side so much. They deserve all the love and reassurance in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172673
>you'll never have a harem of insecure, shy, but very affectionate black haired shapechangers

Having an imagination is pain my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172681
Would be nice, especially because I enjoy a variety of body types and attitudes.

Each could specialize!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172690
They'd probably be excellent role players too, and would be really into cosplay sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172704
That they could.

Best part is I could make an adventuring party for DnD and they could transform into what they're characters look like.

Granted, it would probably involve a lot of dickings but it would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172681
>they all appear as each other because they're convinced you could never like them as much as the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172681
Yeah, but if you truly love them, they lose their shapeshifting.
It would still be adorable of course, but with less shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172740
That's when YOU break out the magic and potions so they can each be unique.

You could even ask if they have body types they'd want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172629
>not doing slow, deep thrusts from behind and caressing her lust inducing body all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172647
That's exactly the goal, and you sex just isn't enjoyable if your dick doesn't completely disappears when you stick it in

>>17172785
How will she learns not to wiggle during comfy time if you don't pound her so hard that she gets heart pupils?

[Anonymous No.]

It you had tickets for front row seats at at a monster fighting tournament, would you go?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to end up the husband of a shortstack idol familiar idol team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172829
Isn't it already a 3 part story?
Don't remember how it was called

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172825
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172838
That was one idol, not the group.
I want the group here.

I should know, I wrote that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172825
I would join in the fights!
Do the manly thing and rumble will all my might.
Hell, go full monty and challenge Selene, I bet not having a good fight would of made her skills rust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172599
It's much less the species of girl, and more the personality/body type of the girl. Dark mage just happens to have the highest chance of having the one I seek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172825
I'd streak across the field during a match

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172825
Not really because that steelim isn't canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172825
I'd sell the tickets for several times their price and then spend the money on something worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172829
Idols are public property, it would be very selfish of you to marry her
She could be more of a role model idol though, then it would be even better for her career if she was married

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172923
I'm not getting one, I'm getting the team!

Together they could do a group after we marry!

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

Oh shit, I'm still alive! I have a job and everything, so I'm not trying to write and also worrying about how I'll be eating next month.

https://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

I'm almost scared to find out how much writefagging I've missed out on lately due to real life being so shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172967
You know, I was just thinking about you. Love your stuff man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172319
Performing rituals for new undersea couples really took a toll on her.

She'd drag you underwater if she has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172931
Familiars idols are cute and all, but you're severely underestimating how hard it would be to manage all of them
Can you imagine how tired and needy they will be after a 3 hour long autograph session? You will have to massage all their paws because of how many signatures they would have written that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172967
Happy to see you continue. What was up with the stealth updates, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172983
Pay massages!
Tail brushing!
Group cuddling!

I'm ready to give them all of that!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you keep stepping on her dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172991
>tfw she keeps stepping on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>desert protokiki
What did we do to deserve Nav?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172989
Good. Protect their smile and keep their morale high!
Sad Familiars are the most depressing thing in the universe

>>17172991
That's what she gets for wearing fancy, impractical dresses
I bet her beloved Pharaoh was the one who told her to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
Must
GROPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173020
Will do.
Gonna give them sweets, hugs, cuddles, and kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
>She's not fat nor a loli
My prayers have been heard. Thank you, Nav, that Kiki is too delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
>"this is not an appropriate uniform, master"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
We're so blessed to have such based artists who are into MGE. Barb and Nav always surprise us with sweet new art

That kiki is screen licking delicious, if that's what maids look like in the desert kingdom I expect all anons to move there once the portal opens

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
Dmaned desert kikis, I'm onto them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173031
I dunno, I like that other one too.

She seems like she'd be a fun maid to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173074
Well, obesity isn't for everyone but I'm pretty sure a normal body is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173089
Oh, I'm not dissing brown kiki.

That's a delicious one, having her and the prior one would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173102
I got what you were saying. I just meant to say that not everyone likes fat stuff and it's nice to see Nav drawing normal bodies.

If I had that kiki I would make my house so dirty a Beelzebub queen would be jealous. She'd clean so much all that fat would be gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172967
Wonderful to see you writing as always, it makes me want to go back to writing myself.
It seems Victor is going soft, or maybe he's tired of killing arachne constantly. Poor guy must be getting a reputation by now.

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>>17172218
I've known about the concept of MGs since I was was little, mermaids, nagas, harpies, and such, and I think that's true with most everyone. You see them on occasion in movies, cartoons, and whatnot. Now if we're talking in a sexual sense, an MGE deviation, Monster Girl Survival Allies (found it on /b/ I think), was my first real exposure to them, and that was four years ago, so that would be when I was 19. From there, it wasn't long until I found the MGE wiki, Monster Musume, and then it all snowballed from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
Desert variants for non-desert species sound grand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172549
so suppose they cross over the real world, but waifu rules say they monster races are in purportion to how many guys are into those kinds,
what would the monster demographics look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173031
I like both his normal girls and lolis. I hope he does more loli monsters though, they're top tier and there's not really other artists who draw them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173185
>I like both his normal girls and lolis.
lolis are normal

[Anonymous No.]

Would you believe there are people out there right now who wouldn't cuddle a jubjub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173236
No, because those things aren't people.

No human can resist a jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173236
Yes, I am one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173236
Only if she's as big as me when it comes to height. It's okay if she has some slight chub too, not too much though. I wanna rest my head on her shoulder, while she's straddling my cock, while watching a game or shitposting online.

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>>17172869
Why don't you put canon aside and just have some fun?
>>17172864
I think you would be forced to fight at that point
>>17172885
Whats wrong with a tornament? its like getting WWE tickets
>>17172854
>Challenging the lilim
How would you fighter her?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to enter the forest and come across the den of the fearsome oppai loli werewolf tribe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173272
I want one bigger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173272
Chubchub jubjubs are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173275
You're going to need to get really fit if you're going to be carrying around a jubjub that's bigger than you on your cock all day. It'd be entirely worth it though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173236
>>17173236
Jub-Jubs made me give up on writing. So they can go and stay as far go from me as humanly possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173290
Maybe she can carry me instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173236
No man can resist the softness of a Jubjub, the combination of fluffy feathers and plump bodies make them the most comfortable species out there

>>17173274
Watch out, they're gonna mark you with their teeth and use you as their breeding mate if you don't proclaim yourself as the alpha male

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173295
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173302
They may be fierce but I have one thing they don't, a height advantage.

That and they've got breasts the size of their heads, that won't do anything for their balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173236
Dumb pinkbird, go sit on a stump fattie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173309
The poor man was going to write some cute stories but then a jubjub came all over his computer, which exploded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173236
Jubjubs have been on my mind a lot lately. They're so soft, huggable and have a sex drive that probably makes a succubus question their sanity. I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173236
Sure, why not? As long as she's got the perfect personality and fetishes and other stuff of my waifu of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173317
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173320
Yeah, they're whores.

[Anonymous No.]

Dire jub jubs who want husband to cuddle!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dragonfly monster girl! Her beautiful, kaleidoscopic, iridescent wings and long and tall body make her a sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173341
>massive lewd pink bird with shortstack proportions
I don't think my pelvis would survive.

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>>17173272

I love Jubjubs because I like the idea of being their perch, just like how the Gargoyle uses you as her platform.

>want smaller Jubjub to hold and hug
>also want to be held and hugged by a larger Jubjub

Is there a solution?

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>>17173355
Don't worry anon, just let her rest your head deeply in her chest as she gets ready to start a nest with you.

>>17173358
Get one of each so she can hug you while you hug the small one

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>>17173358
Jubjub sisters. One big, one small. They share everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173274
Anything but that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173368
Indeed.

Can you imagine their fearsome little growls and the tiny, but fierce, barks that come to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173332
>Posting that shit character that was ruined by a happy ending greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173385
>wanting depressing endings
Fuck off grigori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
Bitch this is 107 proof bourbon, fuck off, I'm waiting for the jinko to show up so we can have a drinking contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173375
>one jumps on you
>laugh it off as cute as you hold it in your arms
>another jumps on you
>nervously chuckle as you nearly lose your balance
>you're now holding two squirming and wrestling wolfus in your arm
>the rest of the packs jumps on you
>the smallest one cries out "TIMBER"
>fall to the ground as the start to carry you away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173424
>>17173375
>>17173274
hhnnnnnNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
holy shiiiittt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173387
Grigori is about edge and concentration camps his citizens find hilarious and justified, not sad endings.
Endless sunshine is shit, by the way. Without the bad how can you enjoy the good stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173424
I bet they use teamwork when jacking milking machines from Holstaur communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173424
>Not getting strong enough to remain standing while they all pile on you.

Come on anon, you gotta be ready for this.

>>17173439
These aren't lactating oppai loli wolves are they?

Although that would explain why they're so close to the holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173435
>Endless sunshine is shit, by the way. Without the bad how can you enjoy the good stuff?
Life is the bad end, mge is the escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173358
Exactly. Jubjubs are like an upgraded version of gargoyles that don't turn to stone in sunlight. Being constantly joined with one ensures that you're going to have a very close, intimate, relationship where you know everything little thing about each other. Also, I've always liked the idea of having a clingy girl.

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>>17173474
>I've always liked the idea of having a clingy girl
Same. I want her to think of me as her everything and get worried if I'm out of sight for even a moment so that I can comfort and reassure her I'm not leaving when I come back to hold her in my arms.

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>>17173474
Nevertheless, Gargoyles still need more love than they're getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173480
I liked the cartoon too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173478
>I want her to think of me as her everything and get worried if I'm out of sight for even a moment so that I can comfort and reassure her I'm not leaving when I come back to hold her in my arms
Maybe she wants the same from you too, so that if the two of you ever do get separated, when you come back to each other, you both comfort and kiss each other, telling each other how you'll never let anything separate the two of you again.

[Anonymous No.]

Spooders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172967
>Oh shit, I'm still alive!
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172967
Welcome back from the underworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173499
Imagine how distraught a Jubjub sending her daughter to her first day of school would be.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Waifu attends the Inari Cooking School and passes with an A. Everything she cooks will now be tasty, and prepared with flair. How do her meals change?

Even Stretchy Meat can get better: http://i.imgur.com/U8glZZE.png .

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>>17173548
If she doesn't let her daughteru attend school, she won't be able to see her downy feathered Jublet clinging to a young boy while wearing a poofy dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173552
>furry pandagirl
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173548
You'd have to spend the entire day trying to take her mind off of it. Luckily, there are a few easy ways to do so. One of them being: making another daughteru with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173552
isnt that ken ashcorp's avatar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173564
It actually might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173564
Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173574
>>17173577
its cute

[Anonymous No.]

Where are my Monster Girl goth girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173601
kind of redundant

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173607
Well what about with the monsters that aren't gothic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173601
Dhampirs in all black with gothic wear and black lipstick?
Sandworm that drapes her outer body in dark purple drapes and affixes candelabras to her sides?
Mersharks with emo haircuts and frilly black dresses?
Devils in lolita dresses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173601
Most Undead can fit that criteria no problem, and living girls also could.
I want a goth Automaton and Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon winds up in MGE.
>However due to a strict and religious upbringing, he's a prude.
>This turns out to be a low key hell for him.
>It's not helped that he generally doesn't get along with most of his neighbors since he'll yell at them for fucking in public or bang on their door when their being too loud.
>Dark priestesses stick to his ass like flies to honey.
>The only reason why he goes unclaimed is because he uses the raper has target practice.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17173640
Hell yeah motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173544
Are you the anon who wants all the writefags to vanish?
The thread would be worse without them you know, the endless daughteru and waifu crap gets old fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173640
I can't find the guys twitter even though it's written next to the foxes THICK thigh.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girls would most enjoy talking about and drinking black homebrewed coffee that tastes as good as it smells?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173640
Gonna make pie in that pear

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173651
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173640
T H II I I I I I CK

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>>17173601
Dark Mage goth girl.
Pale skin and black lipstick would look amazing combines with a mage's cloak and hat.
It's actually how my waifu looks, only she doesn't act like the standard moody goth

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>>17173658
Does she still occassionally make black rose pedals fall from the ceiling as she's laying in bed and sprawl her hair out like its some emo music video? Just for kicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173654
>Alps drinking black coffee
They'd refuse unless it was a fappucino from Succubucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173662
No, it's just how she dresses. She's actually cheerful and friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173601
>>17173625

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>>17172599
>>everyone forgets mantis, living armor and soldier beetle exist due to lich and automaton grabbing all the kuudere fans
Mantis is my second favorite next to Lich tho
>>doppelganger, jiangshi and skeletons are rarely on someone's mind when they mention undead
Jiangshi and Skeletons for Undead.
>>tentacle and liliraune are the only plant types that people talk about and even mentions of them are rare, no one wants to fuck a plant
I thought people avoided talk of Liliraune because you know why.
>>nereid might as well be on the ocean floor because no one wants to see her
Favorite aquatic too.
Or was, at least.
Mershark is stiff competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173667
Pinch her cheeks!
>>17173666
You can be cheerful and friendly and still indulge in a little bit of playing a role

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173457
Strength won't help you when they move your center of mass out from above your feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173682
They can try!
I didn't play goalie for nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173682
what if you're like the blob from xmen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173693
Then they just roll you away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173698
Grit your teeth
Set your feet
Prove immovable to those oppai wolfus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173667
She hates vampires and I hate dhampirs

[Anonymous No.]

So what songs do you anons associate with your waifus. For my Ryu waifu us definitely The Cults song "The rain"

[Anonymous No.]

Wait- If dhampirs are born from vampires and humans how are new vampires born?

Are the only vampires original ones from before the age of waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173741
dhampirs born from human and vampire
vampires born from the i word and vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173741
Vampires are born from vampires dummy. Dhamps are a rare case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1LgF8ys-c

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173741
the answer is not to think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173664
If i remember correctly alps hate sour/bitter things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173756
I think in japan liking sweets is seen an an effeminate trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173756
I want to eat warheads with an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x29TGL71pv4

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173741
Vampires are born from incubi + vampire
Dhampirs are born from human + vampire

Dhampirs basically happen when vampires can't control themselves when hunting for blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173763
Heres what you do:
>cut a lemon in half
>find sleeping alp
>tie alp to a tree
>Shove lemon in alp's mouth
>Duct tape their mouth shut
Get some popcorn and watch those tears flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173740
I don't know. Maybe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9Q3wcbAUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173780
But then I don't get to eat warheads and play vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere wood elf to lovingly rape me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173788
I want an entire yandere elf harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173821
thats like a blood bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173821
Must be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173822
Perhaps if it was any other species than elves.

[Anonymous No.]

Please take a moment to describe cute things you would like to do with teacher cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173821
I don't think yandere harems are a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173840
I would attend her lessons, and make sure to pay attention as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173840
Play miniature war games with her
Watch movies
Cook her nice meals
engage in my deepest, darkest fetishes that will mark her as mine
And dress her up in frilly dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173841
It's the best idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173840
I'd sleep through almost all of her classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173841
Marriage with more than one yandere can only work if the girls are childhood friends, twins, sisters in general, mom and daughter, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173853
I didn't know yanderes these days were so kind and gentle. Hell, if you learned a few escape tricks they wouldn't be able to do a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173824
Who's the artist for this? Don't leave me hanging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173861
How is that gentle? They just agreed to not kill each other and instead kill any other woman who tries to approach you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173862
Took 20 less minutes than I thought it would.
https://twitter.com/morisugi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173840
>Please take a moment to describe cute things you would like to do with teacher cow.
Have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173824
>>17173862
Dey sum nice sandbags ri' der

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173877
Seems pretty soft to me. Those yanderes should step up their game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173877
>How is that gentle?

>They just agreed to not kill each other
This part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173895
>>17173861
Violent yanderes actually represent a small minority of yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173882
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173840
>>17173840
kind of reminds me of that hark a vagrant comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170706
Fresh meat delivery

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally get a thunder storm admidst the heat.

I almost wish I had a shortstack kobold, werecat, basalisk, or similar girl to lay with me in bed while it rains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173899
DINDU NUFFIN

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>>17173901
I think that's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173909
is there a hidden string attached to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173862
>https://twitter.com/morisugi

>Monoeyes

You have my sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173916
oh, is there another part?
who wrote to her and draw a picture of them with her as bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173909
Aww. She's so shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173915
Most yanderes engage in perfectly safe activities such as stalking, breaking & entering, theft, blackmail, kidnapping, and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173921
Funny thing would be if that was a huge, dire wendigo doing it instead of a little one.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a completely platonic relationship with a monster girl little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173899
Yeah, just a few escapism tricks and yanderes pose no threat at all. You could probably get a Rata to film while yoi do it and put it on TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173928
>Big almost fantastical giant wendigo, huge meatsacs and all, hiding just out of frame on top of the roof above him, eyes glowing as she looks down nervously
>"Oh, I hope it was a big enough piece for him!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd7A5tvoR_8
i like to imagine her hunting me down during the
build up into the last bit of the tune

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173944
Damn those Wendigos for being so cute all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

So would a world with monstergirls have any sort of public decency laws? Obviously they'd be lax as hell (skimpy clothing anywhere, if you're gonna have sex just don't get caught, etc), but there has to be some limits, right? Girls can't just walk around in just pasties or full nude, can they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173877
Since we're talking about elves, the harem was probably formed by the first yandere elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173944
>she eats caribo for a single meal and can take down bears with little trouble.
>Huge muscles, her thighs slabs of meat, her biceps pronounced even when she isn't flexing and her core a solid sixpack, along with tits that rival big holsts and an ass that's perky and hard.
>Has a crush on the anon she sees at the edge of town.
>Wants to romance him but thinks she'd frighten him too much.
>Instead she leaves him stretchy meat in the hopes that he'll be calmed down into liking her when he arrives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173895
>>17173897
Why would two yandere twins kill each other?

Besides, who doesn't want two yandere twins after him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173971
Because someone other than her is touching her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173925
You forgot to add destruction of entire cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173950
And then when he reaches down and takes a tentative bite of the meat, nods at how good it is and takes it inside, she swoons and falls right off the roof with a huge thud.
But when he goes to look, she's already wendigo'd out of sight, ever staring on, building up the courage to make her move.
One day... one day.
>>17173970
What a total cutiepie. I bet all she wants is to feel him pat her head and call her his cute wife like all the other wendigos her age. Being ripped and stacked and tall beyond belief is cute right? Sure it is. That's what he would say, anyway~
Probably. Hopefully~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173983
That's more mayadere territory, but there certainly is some overlap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173970
Unf. My kind of wendigo.
Imagine the kind of coatguy you'd be with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173970
She sounds gorgeous. Anon better make a move!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173983
after playing paradox she may have had a legitimate reason to destroy remina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173984
Yep, she'd love nothing more than to be called cute and have her head stroked.

Being anons little wife would be her dream, even though she's tall, stacked, and hugely built.

>>17173993
You'd be her husband is what you'd be.

>>17173994
Poor thing wouldn't know what to do if he took the initiative.

She wanted him to woo her but wasn't expecting it to actually happen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173976
But it's not like the other one is a stranger. They probably grown up talking about their future husband and all the things they will to with (and to) him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173840
Polish her horns, clean her hooves, brush her hair/fur, kiss her forehead right on the third eye, hold hands, sit in her lap as she teaches me things, have her sit in my lap as I teach her about video games and the internet, cuddle as we sleep at night, go on dates to the library and museums so much the staff starts to recognize us, travel to historic places, genuinely enjoy life together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174004
That's it. That giant wendigo is getting princess carried into her house.
I don't care if I throw out my back and knees and all other sorts of parts of me, she deserves it and I will Do It For Her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174017
>
you need a training montage first

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174004
This is seriously the best kind of girl.
>Anon one day replaces the stretchy meat with a bouquet of flowers
>It has a note reading 'to the nice girl leaving me gifts'
>All that night horrifying eldritch baying pierces the air through the quiet mountain town
>Its just her squealing in her room like a teenager in love at her crush giving her flowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174017
Expect her to be blushing and amazed at you for doing it (or simply getting her in the door).

A wagging tail, some flustered blushing, and her laying exposed on your bed are something to expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174025
I must recruit my Jinko coworker to help me. Something about tiger eyes and training montages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173920
Doubtful. The original comic is often shortened to just those two panels as a reaction image in the same vein as "WTF am I reading"

Some wonderful drawfag made an MG version so autists won't sperg over >REEEEaction image in muh /mgt/

Though I could imagine either a Baphomet or a really genki Dark Mage wrote the letter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174025
>>17174017
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't been training their bodies for their waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174027
Can you imagine her skipping though the woods?
Hugging trees hard enough to make them crack in her joy?

She's gonna hug those flowers until she goes to slep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174029
>Big, blushing flustered and extremely aroused dire wendigo laying spread eagle on the bed, fingers timidly exposing her womanhood
>Stutteringly asks her prince charming to make her into a real lady and take his prize
She's getting ten little wendigos, MINIMUM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174006
Still, they must be pretty nice and kind to share a man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174034
>tfw 5'7
>perfect motorboating height
Do what you must I have already won

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174036
Absolutely. She'd keep them in a vase and put it in her kitchen, then head to the bedroom. No more than two seconds later, she'd come out and take them into the bedroom with her, realizing there's no way she's not sleeping with them in her arms that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174047
Write it already you fucking worthless faggot. Otherwise fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't take this the wrong way, just curious.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13193565

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174042
Expect her to happily sport that/those baby bump(s) while happy little wendigos run through your house.

She's gonna cuddle you all night that first night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174017
>>17174030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174062
>No equal option
Other just doesn't cover it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173840
Bully her in a sexual manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174064
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'd secretly leave bouquets of flowers in front of each of my daughteru's rooms randomly just so they know they're loved and feign ignorance when they ask in the morning where they came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174060
You seem angry about something

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174084
Nope. Just not going to enable Shoggocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174057
She'd probably hug that vase all night, even if she thinks that she may crack it in her sleep.

>>17174083
cute, although you better make sure they know its platonic love.

Real question will be if they end up as large as their mother though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174088
>Caring about a nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174073
http://www.strawpoll.me/13193616

Is that better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174081
>Bully her in a sexual manner
https://exhentai.org/g/444522/e0a5caaba2/

Because that's never backfired before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174092
>Forgot a 6
Disliked, unsubscribed, reported, dropped, flagged, saged, notified the FBI, tweeted trump, and downvoted.

[Anonymous No.]

Do thick squirrels enjoy spankings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174101
Please don't bully me, I was rushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174062
I gave you "other" just because I do not really prefer either dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174089
Oh I will, don't worry. They know mama is the only girl for papa for 'that'. I imagine they'd be a nice variety of sizes. Maybe two nearly as big as their mother all the way down to one or two permanently Latenight-small-wendigo size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174103
They enjoy gropings.

And I would grope that one's chest, thighs, rear, and tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174103
I'm sure they'd tell all the other monsters that your hand is smaller than a baby's when in reality they like the way you gape in awe at her booty jiggling after each slap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174110
That's good.
Your big wife is also going to get a bit of covering on her muscles thanks to all the kids, leading to some better breasts and wider hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174120
I'll love her all the same and try and surprise her at least once a day with some little gift or special word. But if she doesn't realize how those especially wide breeder hips are turning me on and keeps bending over in front of me innocently, it might just push me over the edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174134
Well, just watch out.
Don't want your daughterus to catch you making the eleventh daugtheru in the kitchen.


Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to reward your stretchy meat benefactor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
Look at the size of that Kiki's Moras!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174103
Rata's mom has got it goin' on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174168
They're nice but there could be a bit more kiki in those moras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174178
You've got to get her pregnant for that.
And, as we all know, that would be expressly forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17173008
Why is it that the desert version of Monster Girls are so much better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174200
Because Israelis are the superior Jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174200
What would a desert Yuki-onna be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174217
Same kind of thing, but only appearing out at night, when the desert is cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174217
What's with that filename, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174200
Delicious brown and people tend to draw them bustier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174222
You don't like anime sexy creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174222

No clue. I saved the image from google a long time ago.

I think it was even before there were convenient wikis you just find the images on.

[Anonymous No.]

Mankind should just submit to Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174291
But if I don't resist, we'll miss out on all the fun...

You know they want it too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174291
I'm too stubborn and spiteful for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174291
Elves are dumb and boring.
Anything they do, another MG does better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174291

Elves should just submit to my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

So I just read a doujin where a liitle brother alps and fucks his older brother. To make things even more weird the older brother got younger each fuck while the younger one turned into his onee chan. Alps are fucking complicated yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174307
This is indeed a disturbing universe. Alps were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174307
Oh I know that one. That was fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174311
I don't think alps were a mistake, now the author is a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172538
You won't be so smug when my balls are slapping on yer chin, Lady...

...And what's wrong with mead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174307
TSF no F throws in incest and identity death to the point that it often gets too weird to fap to. He also really hates it when his work gets pirated so I wonder if he's getting salty on /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174291
Nah.
Last thing we need is to be ruled by an immortal race of smug vegans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174345

I want to introduce the joys of eating meat to a vegan elf. Turn a stupid tree hugging one into a properly civilized woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174351
Indeed.
Because if she can't eat steak, she can't stay.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu like sex toys anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174373
I am the sex toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174373
Clamps and candles and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174373
Oh, absolutely anon! There are way too many to list and we have a nice big collection room in our basement dungeon compound, but her favorites are ball gags and dildos and various latex outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174373

Her own tail serves as all the sex toys either of us need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174373
No, but she does like it when sex is spiced up with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174373
She is the sex toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174390
That's no way to treat your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174390
Smooth mastah~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174396
How would your shog waifu react to you bringing a sex toy that WASN'T made of her to the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174404
Silly mastah~
Thinking that wasn't a part of her the whole time even when you picked it up at the store~
tHiNkiNg yOu eVen LeFT thE hOUsE tOdAy
Ｗ Ｈ Ａ Ｔ Ａ Ｓ Ｉ Ｌ Ｌ Ｙ Ｍ Ａ Ｓ Ｔ Ａ Ｈ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174411
Demons of Chaos; not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174404

That reminds me of a Nyaruko comic where she was getting fucked by a tentacle monster only to reveal that the tentacle monster was a part of herself and it was just masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

Another LN Miia picture.

He's way too nice as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174411

Sometimes the line between master and servant gets pretty blurry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174529
Dom maids are the best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174529
Good maids let you spank them
ASCENDED maids let you get spanked by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174550
In fact, they insist on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Kikis accept payment in cummies?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any worse way to keep your virginity besides having a monstergirl babysitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174577
Go out in public completely naked except for the words "RAPE ME" painted on your front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174577

I'm pretty sure covering yourself in honey and walking into a beegirl hive is a much worse way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174523
I always wanted to try making one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be married to a 8/10 Gazer Waifu.
>Built like an hour glass with modest breasts, trim stomach, and firm slightly bubbly butt.
>Her beautiful crimson eyes shimmer with wit and intelligence and her hair is long and thick with a luxurious sheen.
>Like most Gazers she's VERY proud of her heritage.
>Took quite a while for you to convince her to stop referring to everyone on the block as 'lower life forms' and 'potential slaves.'
>It took even longer to stop her from trying to fight the other Gazer down the street over who had the more perfect amount of teeth and optimal hair length.
>She's also extremely paranoid of everyone and everything.
>Every night she checks the doors to make sure they're locked with all seven locks, the windows to test the latches and bars, and does a full scan of the property with her web of security cameras on all their settings from infrared to x-ray.
>She even keeps anti-shark spray in a drawer in every room of the house.
>Honest to demon lord anti-shark spray.
>You asked her about it once and it took her an hour to fully explain the wild and outlandish way someone might try to invade your home that would require the use of the spray.
>Despite these faults you can't even dream of a life without her.
>From her quirky sense of humor to the absolutely adorable way she pouts when you tease her easily solidifies her as the love of your life in your mind.
>Well, there is one other thing about her that bugs you.
>She has an almost fanatical hatred of sleep.
>On nights when she does sleep she seems to go to bed after you and wake up before you.
>Other than that it seems that she does everything she can to stay awake for as long as possible.
>You've asked her about it once but she said "Gazers are above the paltry need for sleep unlike other lower life forms."
>Considering her eye stalks seem to permanently droop and she yawns constantly throughout the day you find that hard to believe.
>You're even starting to get worried about her too.
>Last week you saw her talking to the coat rack as if it were you.
>And it was responding.
>That's why when she wasn't looking you mixed a couple sleeping pills into her tea.
>Sure enough, in half an hour she was out and, after going through the usual security checks that she does, you join her in bed.
>The first thing that you register when you wake up is that someone has decided to do something with that morning wood of yours.
>Whatever it is, is warm, wet, and damn does it ever feel good.
>You yawn and open your eyes, preparing to see your beautiful wife initiating a little bit of morning fun only to be surprised when you find yourself staring into the eyes of a completely different Gazer.
>This Gazer seems to be quite a bit taller and curvier than your wife with slightly shorter hair, much larger beasts, and thick thighs with a huge ass that refuses to quit.
>You can tell that she has been waiting for you to awake as she is staring at you with multiple ice blue eyes that shimmer with mischief and amusement.
>You reflexively try to throw her off but are quick to find that whomever this Gazer is she, is strong and has bound you to the bed with her numerous flexible eye stalks.
>As you attempt to say something, anything to this intruder the Gazer turns your voice of protest into a moan lust as she effortlessly deep throats your member without blinking an eye.
>You mind is caught in a delirious haze of confusion and arousal as the Gazer swallows around you, the corner of her lips twitching upward in a victorious smirk as somewhere, in the back of your mind, you register the sound of a flush followed by rushing water.
>As the Gazer slowly pumps up and down on your manhood the door to your bedroom creaks open and a familiar sleepy looking ruby iris looks into the room.
>In a flash the bedroom door is flung from its hinges and your wife, cloaked in a haze of eldritch energy and fury, floats into the room with murder in her eyes, "Release MY husband you slut!"
>Cool and calm as can be the Gazer at your waist slides you out from betwixt her lips, a coy and confident grin fixed firmly in place as she casts a casual glance over her shoulder at your wife, "Oh? Don't you mean OUR husband? After all, you did dream up the perfect you just for him~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174529
>>17174539
>That whole scene where she makes Gilgamesh her bitch
Carnival Phantasm was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174604
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17172356
Elves aren't thick enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174647
I need more of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174604

It sounds like you have Gazers confused with Beholders.

[Anonymous No.]

If you are shy don't ever go to the bar to pick up girls
The Satyros bartender will help you approach whatever girl you like, but then she will add herself to the mix too and you'll have an all night long threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174647
Mario Odyssey looking on point

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169449
>you know, maybe being a living coat ain't all that bad
>sure beats being jelly, a hentai spider and a squid dildo, squildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174782
Musings from a Wendigo husband while headpatting his wife on a quiet day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169544
I'd be horrified but I hope that my mind shatters into being the loving husband she desires before I have to come to terms with being the one thing that's stopping an omnicidal maniac from erasing all that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174790
>"Jim married an Atlach I think. Wonder if I should pay him a visit."
>Wendigo wife gives an adorable yawn as she nuzzles against her husband's chest within the coat, curling up into his arms
>"...Nah. Too busy."
>...
>"...Way too busy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169584
Mofu in Japanese means blanket. Here it's just a term for really comfy and fluffy monster bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174647
UUGH THICKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174782
Since the inside of the coat kind of fucks with perception, it could just be a normal guy inside the coat that looks weird when viewed from the outside. And all those other fine details are elaborate metaphor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17169661
That was a chesire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174802
I won't go so far as to say that's clearly what its supposed to imply as just some cheeky hyperbole, but it does seem the most likely option to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17170485
Unless you're a sexual predator most people just see accessories as just that, stuff to wear.

[Anonymous No.]

Please help. Do I get back in bed and sleep for slightly longer, or get up and be kind of tired?

Note there is no cute girl to cuddle in my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174604
The plot thicken

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never lose your virginity as a Shota to your monstergirl babysitter after you catch her masturbating and she offers to teach you why it feels so good.
>You'll never promise to become her husband when you grow up and make her feel good every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171189
Then explain how EVILE pussy feels so much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>17171465
Depends on the prison and if mamano mana is there to keep me from going insane from living far past what the human mind would consider to be death.

[Anonymous No.]

Which comfy girl is best at rehabilitating a suicidal Anon with almost nothing to live for, and how does she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174853
Change doesn't always come from within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174858
She isn't comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174820
Sleep motherfucker so you can have more energy to fap and fantasize later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174853
All they have to do is give him something to live for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174828
That's because of the fear aspect, it's not a positive emotion and it only improves sex because your body thinks it might be its last chance to reproduce

>>17174858
>Suicidal Anon voluntarily seeks a flayer despite the warnings he received
>He gets flayed forgets all about his depression
>Spends all his days having sex with her alleged Savior
>Suddenly disappears one day
>The Mindlflayer who saved him doesn't know his whereabouts
>It doesn't seem to bother her since she is smuggly patting a squid coiled around her hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174373
Yes. I like to think we incorporate them into our routine on special occasions. Simple things like vibrating eggs to things like spreader bars or some stuff like that. I also enjoy the idea of little ear vibrators for her.

But I mean it's not like some of these are limited to just her. We both use them. For example she'll blindfold me and tie me up so she can tease my body with some vibrating eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174876
>It only improves sex because your body thinks it might be its last chance to reproduce

I want an Onee-san who frightens my body and not my mind. This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174835
>You'll never be a man accused of a crime so you can be thrown in a maximum security monstergirl prison to be the inmate's communal cum pump.
>You'll never be raped by monstergirls crooks every hour of every day.
>You'll never dread going into the showers knowing that you'll just be ridden senseless by a bunch of wet horny monstergirls who high five each other as they make you cum inside again and again.
>You'll never dread going to sleep since the warden makes you fuck every guard before making you sleep with her in her bed with your dick in her pussy.
>You'll never fear going into the yard since it means another massive gangbang is headed your way.
I don't know how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

Buiii

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon Waifu
>Cosplaying as a different fictional dragon each night.
>The good aligned dragons have led to some pretty fun sex.
>One night she tries Onxyia
>It's only evil dragons from then on.

The ultimate Ara Ara. Walking into your house only to find the smug, horny smile of a Waifu in classic four-legged dragon form looking like she's about to make you her entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174378
Maybe some ice to go with the candles anon? Temperature play and all?

>>17174387
What about the one latex suit that makes them look like a ninja?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174411
Cease this at once. Shoggoths are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174896
>not dressing your dragon up like Tohru

MERE MAID DRAGON

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174885
As long as they don't put an ironic curse like "no matter what you'll never achieve orgasm but you'll always have a hardon and an endless supply of semen."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174913
If I don't have orgasms then the inmates don't get to see my face twist in pleasure.
The real curse is the "always hard never out of semen" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174913
There's no semen if you don't orgasm. The muscle contractions are what propel it out. So the second part doesn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174928
It's a curse, it doesn't have to make sense. You just don't feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174931
Yes it does. The whole point of curses is how detailed and specific they are. All you had to say was you derive no pleasure from sex. Orgasm is physical, not just in the mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174883
I gotta admit that it's one of my fetishes too
The best fear boners happens when a monster girl has such an aura and presence that merely looking at her gives you a rush of adrenaline and a urge to run for your life. Your rationale mind would know that despite how dangerous she seems, she would never put your life in danger

>>17174908
What about a Dragon who was tyrannizing so many people that a stronger monster girl decided to punish her by making her some random anon's maid?
If she was to disobey anon's orders the stronger monster would destroy her hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174940
>If she was to disobey anon's orders the stronger monster would destroy her hoard
I'm thinking of a teenage Dragon in her rebellious phase who got rekt by her mom or onee-san for disobeying the DL law of not harming human males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174940
Do you think she'd either refuse to clean or clean so well as to show her superiority?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174940
>horrible, tyrannical villain girls being turned into anon's maid

Literally my fetish. The best one is the bossy and bitchy boss that gets transformed into anon's tsundere Kikimora who wants to despise anon but her nature won't allow it and she grows a deep love for him.

P.s it involves a lot of spanking and protesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174966
She wouldn't have harmed them directly.
She just went too far when she started burning people's houses down because they wouldn't give her their gold and jewels.
Her ara ara mother would have to teach her that she lacks the experience go make humans hand out their treasure without having to destroy their property.

>>17174992
She would clean overly well a as to show spite to her master and to inflate her ego
She would think along the lines of "Even as a servant I am still the best!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175001
She'd probably be really smug while you had her over your knee too. Saying things about how you don't deserve to even look at her superior dragon ass. It'd make the squealing even better. She'd squeal so much, I'd start teasing her and saying things like her perfect heritage might have some P'orc in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175026
Would you chain her down with Orichalcum and force her fat dragon ass up so you can fuck it despite her protests?
The best way to break her haughtiness is to make her cum once and then spend the next few hours edging her.
Not only does she have to beg for you to make her cum, but she has to admit that she enjoyed you making her cum enough to beg for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175033
I'd make her oink. I'd call her a little piggy. I'd drink some potions and fill up an entire trough full of cum and make her lick it up. I didn't even have a pig theme fetish, it just turns me on to have her reduced to the most filthy animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175040
Maybe don't do the cum trough.
It'd be more satisfying to make her work for it anon. Let her suck her fill out and then some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175048
I wouldn't give her a single drop until she oinked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175069
So you hold it in front of her, just out of reach and make her beg for it.
It's not that complicated anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175040
P'Orcs are very clean creatures, don't soil their name

>>17175069
>>17175076
If you're going to degrade your Dragon maid this badly why don't you just get a Shoggoths or some other species who don't have a sense of shame?
The poor girl will never be able to stay smug and haughty ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175076
You can't just dangle it, you have to hit her in the face with your cock. Smear it all over her but don't let her drink any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175086
shoggoths have a sense of shame. Imagine the shame a shoggoth would feel if Mastah tripped over a part of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175090
Imagine the shame if she got termites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175086
Because a Shoggoth would enjoy it from the first second.
Making a Dragon love it is a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not marry Shoggoths. Shoggoths are a scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175106
Speaking of Shoggoths. How do I become a smooth mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175090
>Anon hits his toe on furniture his Shoggoth made
That would be the greatest of shames

>>17175091
>Implying she wouldn't consume them

>>17175093
If you want a perverted challenge try to make a Dragon ask for intercouse from just you pampering her in non-sexual ways (scale shining, Horn polishing, wing massages, etc...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175113
>>Anon hits his toe on furniture his Shoggoth made
>kikis snorting derisively

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175126
How does this make the shoggoth feel? Knowing she hurt her mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175140
>STUPID MEIDO HURT MASTAH
>TEKELILILILILILILILILI
And other such screams

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175143
It would be too hard on my heart seeing a maid do that to hers of

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174604
Whoa, that's a fair chunk of ___shit___ right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175140
She would make herself into a ball and shamefully stay in a corner while repeating stuff like >>17175143 over and over again

>>17175148
You could comfort her by reminding her of all the great things she does for you and that a single little accident doesn't amount to anything compared to the joy she brings to your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175172
What if you scream at her that she's a terrible maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175185
I'd like to say something like "This kills the meido" but how on earth do you expect your screaming to be heard over the screaming of the old ones?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what happens when your shoggoth finds your issue if slutty Kikis XXX

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175185
This is how you get a broken Shoggoth who is too afraid of hurting mastah to do anything
She will spend her days hidden, watching over him as she wonders why the eons led her to this situation
Part of her will die every time he uses furniture that is not her, everytime he eats food she didn't cook and every time he smiles at someone other than her
Eventually she will become a strange silent puddle of crying eyes hidden in the attic, too sad and empty to even maintain a proper shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175185
She leaves. The whole house goes back to normal. Enjoy whatever's left of your furniture and your social life. You won't find her when you come to your senses. Better men than you have tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175204
Stop. This is making me too sad.

Do NOT hurt the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175206
Reminder this also applies to NEETs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175235
Lashing out on a NEET so that she gets her life in shape always results on her leaving home to either become homeless or contemplate suicide
NEETs are for protecting and spoiling with love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175199
Shapeshifting into a kiki and gives some negative reinforcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175199
Kikis are judgemental whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175199
She would eat the magazine and make a copy where all the Kikis have weird Eldritch eyes instead
She would then shapeshift into a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174870
>anon gets addicted to Dr Yeti's cuddles
>all he wants to live for now is warm hugs and sleeping with Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

I want a trio of kiki maids that used to be part of the maido mafia!

A tall, busty one that acts like your normal kiki.
A smaller, kuudere one with wide hips and thick thighs that's quite easy to sneak upon.

And an even taller, strongfat one that loves to cook and is a genki girl but is deceptively strong and is a bit too good at chopping meat.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept an offer to work as an undertaker?
You wouldn't bury people or hold funerals, rather you would take care for a small cemetary full of Ghosts, Zombies and Skeletons. You'd have to feed them, give them company, make sure they don't spook people, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175328
But will I go 21-0 at monster mania before getting raped in the ring by an ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175346
Only if you take a vacation in suplex city

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175367
>Jokingly talk about getting a ticket to suplex city
>Turns out it actually exists and is filled with monster girls that range from fit to strongfat to hugely muscled
>Discount flights today!

10/10, would visit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175443
>Anon was then victimized, brutalized and conquered by a huge Ogre
Bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175469
>Not wanting an Ogre
A girl whose rough in bed is good.

Especially when she's big.

A huge, strongfat ogre is a girl I'm calling cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175443
>island full of ogres, jinkos, onis and minotaurs
Would buy a ticket with my pitiful savings

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175485
There'd probably be muscled succubi, werecats, harpies, and other such girls too.

You'd have plenty of variety there so long as you want muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175476
Don't call her a girl or cure, else she will have to demonstrate her physical dominance over you

>>17175485
>Anon goes to muscle island
>His arrival is celebrated by a huge wrestling tournament
>The winner gets to take Anon home
>In the meantime, every participant is free to use him as a stress reliever

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175499
She's cute, CUTE!

And when she pins me down I'm just giving her a kiss on the lips for being such a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175488
Muscle wurms, griffons, chimaeras, hakutakus and even bizarre stuff like /fit/ jubjubs or alices.
An island paradise.
>>17175499
Tournaments of any kind always get me hyped and knowing the winner would end up with me would make me all the more invested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175512
Exactly.

They'd all be there and they'd all be looking for husbands.

A muscle lovers paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

Flat ogres are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175519
Chest size is irrelevant, these are muscle hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175516
Is it bad I want a few non-muscle girls to visit the island after hearing there's a tournament with a man as the prize?
I want to see a haughty hinezumi who thinks muscle girls are slow, dumb and bad fighters get absolutely bodied by a minotaur sized hellhound. I have a light ryona fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175567
But thats how it always goes.

Some new girl shows up because she thinks she can get an easy win, the muscled women prove her wrong, and then she starts packing on the muscle to compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175574
>Fit jinko shows up but gets her rear kicked in a tourney
>Starts training with all the other girls on the island, starting with the ogre that beat her.
>Starts bulkan, liftan, and trainan to get better and win her own husband.
>Fast forward to the net tourney and she's a strongfat cat that looks at the newcomers from the mainland like the islanders used to look at her when she arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175504
She will have to put your head between her meaty thighs and squeeze until you promise to never ever call her cute again

>>17175512
>>17175516
Watch out for muscle Demons and other seductive species, they will flex on you and ask you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175650
Never!

I'm just going to keep calling her cute even more!
She's the cutest!

But yes, expect Muscled Demons that will flex and ask you to sign their contracts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175608
does she gets killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175657
No, no she doesn't.

She gets beaten but not killed.

Muscle Island has standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175653
>Muscled Demons that will flex and ask you to sign their contracts
>One of them sees you mirin and walks up to you
>Asks you if you want to feel her muscles
>You nod and reach your hand to her plump bicep
>She retracts it and hands you a contract
>If you sign you get to feel her all you want, but she gets to feel you all she wants too
Would you sign it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a muscular alp to do this to my head.
https://youtu.be/xvZwYadmgPw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175674
Exactly.
That's how they'd operate.

They may even throw in a section that would let you decide the direction of their builds as long as they meet the island minimums, meaning you could ask her to get more or less muscled depending on your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175686
I bet most anons would hand her a picture of Chun-Li and fell her she would look fantastic with thighs that big (or bigger)
I'd personally ask her to relax on her diet so that she gets a nice body fat percentage. Being shredded is impressive, but nothing beats the charm of muscles that are slightly defined behind a woman's softness

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175702
I imagine we'd get more variety than that, although Chun-Li style girls may be common.

[Anonymous No.]

Strongfat or shredded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175732
Both.
One of each would be best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175735
Purely strongfst for me. If she has more veins than a deviantartists' oc thats a dealbreaker.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Candiland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175761
Candyland Would be the fatty equivalent of Muscle Island.

Weirdly enough, they'd both have strongfat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175761
Girls sure do love sweets. I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175732
Strongfat, though not overweight
I just need a layer of softness to accentuate her womanhood
Shredded girls often look manly

>>17175761
>Anon decides to get in shape
>He purchases a ticket to muscle island
>He hopes go find a /fit/ waifu to motivate him and work out with
>He boards the wrong plane
>Ends up in Candyland
>Gets imouto'd by a soft Titania

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she's doing well on the other side of the portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175823
I know mine is doing fine wherever she is. I send her happy thoughts often enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175803
>imotou'd

The FIENDS!
What is that Titania doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175832
Shh, let that anon figure out his mistake on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do to a mermaid after defeating her in combat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175837
Put her in a hot tub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175837
Make her into my soft wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175832
>>17175836
Don't act like you wouldn't enjoy a Titania who would call you her little sister even though she is fully aware that you are a boy

I've made that same mistake 3 threads in a row now, please don't judge me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175847
Oh I will judge you, and not only will I judge you I will mock you at the Gentlemen's Club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175847
I would mind it, I'm a man.

And you gotta learn somehow and if shaming works then shaming is what you'll get.

[Anonymous No.]

A tubby, titania oneesan that loves sweets would be nice.

Especially if she wears skimpy clothes that are a bit on the small side so she looks like she'd pop her top at any moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175890
Stop enabling fatties. Take that fairy on a run! Take her to the gym! Take her to the pool!

[Anonymous No.]

Plump spider rump.
In tights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175823
All our waifus are leading comfy NPC lives and wondering when will the MC finally come talk to them
Little do they know, the MC they think of is locked away in a different dimension

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175912
But it's chitinous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175911
I'll take her and run her into the bed with my dick.

I'll take her to the gym so she can eat snacks and watch me get fit

I'll take her to the pool so she can have some ice cream and tan herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175912
I once dreamed dreams of jumping spiders in squats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175931
Other spider designs are available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175911
>you will never have a strongfat tall as fuck titania that has a "talk" with all the monsters you've been out with.
>you will never read her diary only to find out she gets depressed everytime you bring home a different mg.
Sweet thing doesn't deserve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175945
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175974
All Regura girls are physical embodiments of perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175983
I really like artists that can integrate the monster and girl parts like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175983
>physical embodiments of shit
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175983
That looks like a damn fine potential harem. Would fill all their wombs to the brim

[Anonymous No.]

Girls with stockings on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175949
Strongfat Titania is for massaging after a long day!

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone order a delivery of ZR?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCVVJuLXUAA_KtU.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176009
I'm in it for the smooth feel of them rubbing against my skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176009
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175996
I raise you girls with pantyhose on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176048
I stand by my original statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176048
I want to fuck this kej until she is nothing but a panting mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176057
>those wide hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176063
I don't understand the implication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176048
She looks like the Hex Maniac in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175823
Of course she does, she's probably with the man she loves right now. Don't worry anon, soon the window-sized portals open and you can finally watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176057
Counterpoint:

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make my daughteru squirt and then make my waifu drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176084
No fair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176084
Fat
Dragon
Ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176091
I want to cum in my waifu's mouth and have her kiss her best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176094
Oh you wanna go white now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176100
What happens when you're her best friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175992
Who else does it like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176105
Her best friend is a monster so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176061

I like the way you think

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you niggas need jesus. or muhammad if that's your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176126
Thomas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176157
my waifu is my religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176157
REMOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176170
SHOG

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176170
For some reason, this color scheme reminds me of the librarian from Ghostbusters. ...or anyone else who's seen shit that'll turn you white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176203
KIKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176154
Kejourous are for shibari with their own hair
Only once they're properly tied up with their rope shall you have intercourse with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176149
I don't think that outfit is up to the uniform code.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suck on a big thick spade tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176227
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176232
Stage two alps are for giving ridiculously large breasts that embarrass them!

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus begging for daddy's dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176249
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176244
I would rather alppost than give the guy under you a (you).
Alps are all-powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176267
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

Succubunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176211
I want both!
They'll be so entertaining in how they're always trying to one up the other for Mastah's affections!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176271
Not when they get chesticles!

Huge, heaving breasts are the best way to de-power a stage 2 alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176283
I get why she has the onahole, but what's with the other thing on the platter? What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176283
Succucunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176306
a severed tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176328
but where is it going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176328
I have a bad feeling about where that's supposed to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176328
Yes but why though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176328
Whose tongue is it? Why does she have it there? What is it even for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176218
Kejorous are for shibari with their own hair.
Once you're properly tied up with their rope shall they can have intercourse with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Kej fans: what's the longest you'd want her hair to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176369
L O N G

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176369
Whimsically long

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176369
Really long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176369

Pretty damn long

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176369
10.89 meters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176369
I wanna get lost in it while she cutely lies waiting on the bed for me to join her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176294
But that's when they start craving dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176369
>>17176373
>>17176393
>>17176398
>>17176399
>>17176403
>>17176417

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_zaSKZks1A

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175761
That lolipop is clearly too large to fit in some one;s mouth. And those mountains of pancakes must have cost a fortune to make and smear in literal liters of syrup.

What a preposterous use of ones resources. Silly human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176534
>That lolipop is clearly too large to fit in some one;s mouth
That is not an unusual feature of large lollipops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176369
Kej hair is like mofu, the more there is the better

Is it cheating if naturally a Kej's hair only goes down to the ground, but she can temporarily grow it tenfold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175732
In between Strongfat and shreded, because if we go by the female physique that means thick, muscly thighs and ass with decently sized arms.From there a shredded core would be ideal because feminine abs are sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175983
He's a one trick pony and all he can draw is insects tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that it is a-ok for MGs to wear diapers for fetish reasons since they don't poop or pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176545
What's the point of a food that cannot be eaten? Or is the lolipop cosmetic, and supposed to be shattered so that the shards can be consumed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176580
but that would be all pointy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176572
Kill your self quicksilver

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176454
And?

Sounds worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176585
Don't assume everyone who has this fetish is him. I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176417

I want to be trapped in large cocoon of her hair with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176583
Not if you're careful with the edges and lick them down with your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176572
Why? Why must you post this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176572
Dude
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176572
Here's your (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176586
But it's better when they are powerful, buy you and make you dance for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176580
You're supposed to lick it, Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176572
Jubjubs in diapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176633
But anon what makes her think that I'm under her power and dancing?

I could be dancing on my own with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176641
You'd run out of saliva before it had dissolved enough to fit in your mouth though.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Jubjubs subject to the most suffering of all the MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176592
Girls who can create a private one on one space anywhere with you are top tier
Kraken, Kejouro, Sandworm, Al/liliraune with closing petals, high-tier Magic users making pocket dimensions

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176659
Yes. Especially because Grigori likes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176659
They're contenders
Born in heat to the point of irritation when they don't have a man
Imagine the immense frustration when a man stumbles into Wonderland and gets claimed just before they get to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176680
>Born in heat
Dicking the infant jub is no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176685
I guarantee that if you ask KC he'll say that there's some socially accepted mamono hijinx that lets you use newborn jubs like onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176691
yes but how soon could she get pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176685
Do'nt worry, I'll the the Humpty instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been here for a while because I fell for the 3d meme, but now that I'm back on the brink of suicide I feel like it's appropriate to return here.
When are those portals opening again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176703
That chubby nekobuss is for molesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176696
Instantly. You could have babies popping out babies. A new onahole a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176703
HOT damn look at that chubby cutie
I think the current meme is October

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176703
Never. The portal only opens for those whose SE isn't tainted by 3d succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176680
>Be Jubjub
>Born so horny that my womb is constantly aching
>Parents are too busy fucking to play with me
>Lust gets stronger with age
>It gets to the point where the only thing I can do is chirp to attract a man
>Cute boy wonders in Wonderland
>Chirp with all my heart
>He gets caught by a diamond Trumpart
>See him a few days later turned into a dog having sex with her in public
>Life is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176724
I want to save a tiny loli Jub from eternal suffering with lots of physical affection and my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176648
Right. How else would you solve their leaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176652
When you run the biggest crime syndicate in the city you basically get what you want.
also powerful alps are refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176721
I didn't touch her at all though, does that mean I'm still good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176703
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176748
Slipping through by the skin of your teeth there bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176733

And if I let it slip that I was just dancing because I liked her and not that I knew she ran a gang?

[Anonymous No.]

Are all Jubjubs destined to be bad mothers as they're eternally perched on their husbands dicks?

I wonder how many baby Jubjubs would end up in orphanages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176549

It's always a great addition for a MG to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176685
Fine then, just plug the baby up with a dildo to at least keep her calm or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176678
Grigori did (almost) nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176793
Sounds like something Grigori would say.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is wrong with the thread today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176807
You got to have a little darkness sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176728
Lolijubs must be so starved for affection after seeing all the couples (including their parents) going at it all the time
Hope you don't mind a soft fluffy bird being perched on your dick and constantly begging for hugs and kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176771
The only hope for a baby jubjub to not be orphaned is to have a father willing to dick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176807
As usual it's probably just a small handful of people going too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176782
>baby jubs use dildos and vibrators instead of pacifiers
Can't tell if want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176819
Cute!
Would love baby sitting those little girls.

Would spoil with sweets and the D

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be ethical for Jubjub parents to sterilize their daughterus to make sure that they don't being any more suffering into an already shitty world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176793
Grigori did literally everything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176549

Nah. That's kind of how I imagine it being for them. Otherwise it'd get unwieldy or potentially drag on the floor and that's unacceptable. The reverse works just as well with them having incredibly long hair naturally but magically shortening so it goes up to their ankles or so.

>>17176668

I agree. It's one of the best abilities for a MG to have, magic or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176755
Typical fag who doesn't care for 2D the moment he gets pussy but comes back when he gets the 3DPD treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176858
Wonderland is where I'd go to grab a tubby cheshire, it's got everything right going for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176863
You are implying that I got pussy.
You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176771
>>17176853
All monster girls make great mothers, and no children will be left alone
Jubjubs chicks receive all the cuddles, playtime and love from both their parents
Hell, even Humpty Eggs receive visits from their parents inside their egg houses

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176703
Eat this girl out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176876
You got cucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176771
That'd only be in Wonderland, in the regular world I'd think that mama Jubs would be able to act normally without the dick for at least several hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176858
The more you look into it, the worse it gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176853
All Mgs should be reversibly sterilized, or at least their libido artificially decreased so they don't fuck up human society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176877
This. It doesn't matter if the mother Jubjub is permanently strapped to her husband so she can have him inside her all the time, she'd be a perfect mother to her baby.
Maybe baby Jubjubs do the thing like possums do, where the babies chill on their mothers backs or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176819
I like thi concept more than I should.

>You'll never be the light of a Lolijub and lolihare's life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176858
You don't want to have an egg drop on you, know you out and come to being straddled by a toddler slime fetus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176896
I could see it, especially if the Jub mother and her husband have their fronts facing most of the time. They'd have a perfect egg-warming spot between them and once the baby hatches she can rest on her mother's shoulders and climb around on her parents.

Slightly unrelated, do you think they'd make special harnesses for Jubjub couples so that the husband doesn't get any stress injuries from balancing his wife on his dick all day and night?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want to turn a cheeky cheshire kitten into a buttslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176924
Not at all anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176766
You got yourself an alp crimeboss with a silvertongue that likes private shows.
if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176897
That's one of my shameful fetish too
Atlach-Nacha is arguably the only species who fulfills this fetish though you could come up with any monster girl with a sad background

>>17176924
Absolutely not, I'm sure her mother would approve of it and make jokes about it at the dinner table.
The father would have an hard time holding back his laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176891
You don't need to worry about population growth, MGs are largely infertile. In fact it's so bad that they deliberately enter tentacle cuck forests for a shot at magic pregnant juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176925
Ok, that's good, because I'm in the mood of being the 'oniichan' of one and getting her hooked on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176927
Would her favorite private show be the one where She faces the mirror and watches me take her from behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176946
If you say so.

I have plans for her.

Plans that involve manticore venom and a sticky mushroom.

Goes without saying that she may be 'eating light' some days for dinner....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176951
Forgot about that. That would probably need to be made mandatory to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176885
No, I was supposed to visit her soon because she lives too far to just come over without staying a few days.
She was talking about all kinds of cutesy shit we were supposed to be doing as I was visiting, but a couple of days ago she told me she wasn't sure about it anymore.
The feeling of doubt is gnawing at me and I'm pretty sure the only reason she didn't just reject me is because she knows I'm dealing with depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176971
There's helping your wife get to the middle of the tentacle forest so the Alpha-Chad tentacle can impregnate her for you, or there's just good old time, persistence and elbow grease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176951
Druella should've finished the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176956
The one where she pulls you in close and says:
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176985
That she should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176969
>Smug cheshire loli out in the day
>Purring, ahegoing girl in bed as she takes anon's rod in her plump rear, face in her pillow to stifle the sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176979
That's not even a choice especially since time wouldn't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176863
I had sex once
It was
Underwhelming

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176972
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177016
Time is a problem for all the human life-span girls. And for something like a dragon, she's not going to wait centuries to finally fall pregnant. If letting some tentacle dick in you means you get impregnated, many girls would be glad to go for it. In the setting the forest is actually quite popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177039
>tentacle dick in you
Isn't it, uh, "orally applied?"
In any case, less powerful girls have it easier when it comes to getting pregnant, and monster states have access to mermaid blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177039
It also doesn't dick your wife and only makes you dick her, but rabble rabble rabble only private sex under the covers with the lights off is allowed otherwise you're a cuck rabble rabble

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177032
Don't be, It's entirely my own fault.
The only reason I even fell for the meme was because she was literally everything I could ever want.

I'm gonna need some chubby MGs and by some I mean a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177085
I have a dire need to impregnate this girl with my children

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177039
>Letting a plant dick in your wife.
Why is this popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176972
>long distance
So you did get cucked, you just don't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177039
You're thinking all girls have the problem to get pregnant like Dragons or Vampires.

Girls with human-like lifespans have a fertility rate according to their life-span.

You need to check MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177039
>If letting some tentacle dick in you means you get impregnated
That's not how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177102
If that were true MGE would have long since been overrun by devilbugs and vermin girls. You need to check MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177085
I wanna give her endless chocolate bars to munchmunchmunch on as I knead her softness while she sits in my lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177114
Anon please, Nekobuss is going to get softer if you do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177111
They have a bigger fertility rate than Dragons or Vampires. You're comparing them to human females.

Go be retarded somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177071
>When a couple arrives at the base of one of these huge trees, it will extend just one of its thick tentacles towards the wife's mouth. When the wife takes that tentacle inside her mouth, it will release mucous that's so sticky and hot that nothing released by other tentacles can compare to it. After ingesting this mucous, the wife's stomach, or rather, womb will grow hot. This is because her womb will enter an active state due to the mucous. If she has sex with her husband in this state and receives semen in her womb, she will definitely be able to conceive a child.

Yeah, you just gotta let your wife blow a tentacle. I did say "letting tentacle dick in you" didn't say which hole. Does it matter though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177121
Yes, but not nearly comparable to human female fertility rate. You're the one being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177118
Nekobuss will have to deal with it
She could say 'no thanks' at any time but she just keeps greedily taking them, figuring getting her bottom groped and plump pussy played with is just rightful exchange.
Hell, I bet she'd snap her fingers at me to get more if I ran out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177143
She probably would.
Just keep an eye on her.

Don't want nekobuss to leave the realm of chubby into something else now do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177130
Did he really have to put the "thick tentacle" and "so sticky and hot that nothing released by other tentacles can compare to it" there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177153
The fags acting like it isn't as bad as it is are just delusional.

It's plainly obvious what the man's going for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177150
We'll pound that bridge when we get to it. Er, cross.
Less talking, more candy and more heavy petting and dryhumping, that's what she'd say, the spoiled chubby brat.
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177111
Why do you think they're vermin?
They DO have massively increased reproduction rates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177162
Would she be munching chocolate and watching TV while you pump that plump rump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177168
They don't. Otherwise all order settlements would have collapsed under the weight of marauding giant mice girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177153
I think there's a bit of humor involved in KCs works and that they aren't in fact meant to be these bibles by which you're supposed to believe there's actually some MGE world out there with a very rigid set of rules
Could be wrong though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177169
Of course. It's what she wants to do so she'll do it. She's the special one after all who deserves whatever she wants. If she wants to get pumped AND pampered AND eat junk food AND laze around at the same time she gets to. And if she doesn't she'll pout!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177171
I'd call you an idiot, but we all know KC isn't consistent. Nor are people like you, taking "word of god" literally one moment, then turning around and going "[they] aren't in fact meant to be these bibles by which you're supposed to believe there's actually some MGE world out there with a very rigid set of rules" the next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177170
Not necessarily. Even though Large Mice can end up with large groups, the whole group is dedicated to only one man. Same with Devil bugs.
And the children have no qualms with the daddy dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177171
I know, I know. I just found it funny how he described it.

KC himself said to not take the guide too seriously and that the WS exaggerates a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177189
>Spoiled, tubby nekobuss

Just be sure to enjoy her and watch out for when she wants to marathon movies.

She may have you pop manticore venom and stock up on all the chocolate bars in the city so she won't have to leave for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177111
The paladins are removing them from premises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177221
In setting, paladins don't actually exist. They're replaced with Heroes and Heroes have an abysmal track record vs monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177212
I'd be so torn, because I'd adore when she is haughtily indulging herself and letting me slam her fat butt, but I'd equally adore when she doesn't get what she wants so she cutely pouts and huffs and bosses me around. What's a guy to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177198
The more the harem grows the harder it'll be for one to get impregnated. Instead of fucking one girl 50 times he'll be fucking 50 girls one time.

[Anonymous No.]

> Since monster girls' second deepest desire (after sex with their husband) is the hope that that sex leads to a child with their beloved, a quest to the center of the tentacle forest to get at that sap is one which plenty of couples have embarked on. Even for exceptionally powerful monster girls, though, it's not easy; the tentacle plants deeper in the forest are very, very good at raping couples into submission and turfing them out.

Really I don't know why you'd even want to go there unless you really want to know what it's like getting fucked up the ass while your wife takes dicks in her two other holes.

Not worth it desu

[Anonymous No.]

>Tentacles nutting in your bitch
Just give em a pair of timbs and a snapback and you should be good famalam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177236
This is actually a very good explanation for keeping monster population low in the "pest" species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177230
Act like you won't do something so she huffs and gets bossy and then do it.

Then slam that but all day till she's filled with chocolate and semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177171
Still won't stop all the MGE purists here from crucifying anyone who dares deviate from the exact wording KC uses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177246

Because it increases fertility the further you go up to the point of 100% guarantee of conception at the one tree.

Presumably if they're doing that they've tried for a long time without success and are desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177265
It's not like the other tentacles increase your fertility. It's just that one "tree" at the centre. The others are just there to rape the two of you and leech DE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177153
The worst part is how it focuses on your waifu drinking mucous. That's just revolting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177246
>Since monster girls' second deepest desire (after sex with their husband) is the hope that that sex leads to a child with their beloved
Awww, that fucking sucks.
What about those of us who don't want kids? Why make a perfect setting then shit it up with an idea like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177253
Yeah, I just thinking about it now. They are way harder to impregnate than human woman and their lifespan isn't that long, so the numbers wouldn't be that high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177277
Once you'll become an incubus you'd probably be more open to the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177277
I know the feeling and personally head canon out the daughterus no matter what thing. Nothing against the people who do want them but I hate nothing more than the thought of personally having offspring.
Kind of makes automatons a perfect choice for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177277
>What about those of us who don't want kids?

Then you're biologically broken and have no right to complain about not having a mate. Not that it matters in KC land. You fuck a monstergirl once and you get monster values, including wanting kids. Thanks mamanobama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177284
Depends, mamono mana and the like can't make you do anything you absolutely don't want to no matter what otherwise that just goes into identity death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177277
>MGE
>Perfect
Literally only the waifu aspect itself is perfect. The world and some of the profiles are just shit.

The only thing it's good for, after all, is KC's pretty good art and designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177277
I really don't like it either anon, I just want one daughteru to dick with my waifu and that's it. I just choose to disregard it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177085
Fat Cat Butt, now in stereo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177295
Chubby Nekobus twins?!

What madness is is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177277
>shit it up
Says you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177290
>The world and some of the profiles are just shit.
That's just like, your opinion man.
The world itself is comfy as hell and most of the girls appeal to at least someone even if they're not your thing personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177298
Maybe you should've been more careful making that summoning circle anon. Now hurry up and please them to seal the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177320
Can do!
Double the buss, double the softness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177309
Tell me what makes you think the world is so comfy? Because there's a whole lotta not comfy shit, like identity death and being brainwashed into being a pedophile, among others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177320
And bring them some catnip and fancy feast while you're at it, servant.

Chop chop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177335
Your tastes are not central to your being.
Either that or you've already experienced identity death dozens of times and you didn't even realize it. Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177309
>>17177335
Oh, and the fact that if you attract another monstergirl's attention, regardless of if you're happily married and regardless of what you and your wife feel, you're forced to have your monogamous relationship turn into a harem/bigamous relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177346
>Core values
>Not central to your being
You might have no integrity as a man, but not every one else lacks a spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177347

I'm pretty sure how KC described it is that harems happen when multiple monsters fall for a man at the same time. Not if you've already been married for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177347
KC said that applies when the MGs body has already begun to recognize the man as her husband.
In other words, you can't seriously lead on or one night stand a MG and expect to get away without marrying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177351
Please point out where I said "core values."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177335
Healing and undoing previous brainwashing doesn't count as brainwashing m8

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy it's KC bashing hour and it's not even the weekend yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177356
It's rare, but harems can happen with just you being nice to girls. It's common knowledge to not pass the salt to a MG if you're already married and she's lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons who don't want daughters do not deserve waifus
Monster girls daughters are so driven by instinct and are so much more stronger than humans that you could practically let them outside all day and they would still grow up into fine individuals
There is literally no downside to having a daughter with a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>Most Japanese fans understand KC's intent well, and estimate MGE as the ideal world which rejects all "bad endings" by all means.
>Of course there is some people who dislike MGE as dystopia. But in Japan, most people don't stick around the Doujin works which they dislike, because it is simply a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177390
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177386

If you don't want kids just marry a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177386
>Anons who don't want daughters do not deserve waifus
That's a load of crap and you know it
>There is literally no downside to having a daughter with a monster girl
Other than taking away the time you both could be enjoying each other's company with an annoying kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177390
Ok?

[Anonymous No.]

Do alps give birth to boys?
You know, because they were guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177420
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177415
MGs see their children as a manifestation of the love between them and their husband.
So saying you don't want kids is like saying "well I don't love you THAT much" to an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177414
Ghosts can have kids because mamonomana

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177285
This. Just headcanon the lousy parts of the profile out, if I want to imagine my waifu not wanting kids either then I'll do just that. I love the girls but KC has some very subjective ideas on what makes a universally happy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177431
Exhibit A

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177370
You didn't, but you should have, because it's core vales that change, not something shallow as tast.
>>17177371
That'd be funny if KC himself didn't literally describe the Sabath's actions as brainwashing and indoctrinating men into becoming pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177426
I'm fairly sure my wife would understand if I could explain it to her. I'm sure she wouldn't want me to be unhappy or her daughter to grow up with a father who never really wanted her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177420
No. They give birth to succubi. Not even other alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177433
Free will doesn't really exist in that setting
So you will be happy whether you want to or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177440
All men are lolicons deep down inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177414
>No Ghost to tell you of her fantasy of getting fucked from behind while she was cooking in a naked apron
I just want to listen to all her fantasies, act as if I forgot them and then fulfill them at the opportune time

>>17177415
>Other than taking away the time you both could be enjoying each other's company with an annoying kid?
First, monster girl kids would never be annoying
Second, you wouldn't even need to take care of your daughters all that much. An hour or two a day would be plenty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177367
No, I can't actually find the thing, but the scenario was
>Monster girls won't like you if you're "stained" with the DE of another girl
>But on the off chance that one likes you enough to have her DE respond to SE and she starts to change into a woman that is "yours" you'll have no choice but to take her in where she'll start to vie for position with your wife, sometimes competing with her to get you off, sometimes joining up with her to make you feel good

It's basically a homewrecker scenario just without wrecking the home. Which is nice, if you're looking to fuck other women than your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177460
Third of all, it's NOT giving your daughter enough time outside with others which leads to them wanting to fuck daddy.

Remember to give your kids some space anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you intentionally deny your wife sex so she loses it and rapes you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177455
Nice try Bapho, but you can't brainwash me through a computer screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177460
Why does having a daughteru matter so much to you?
The setting is aboiut having a peaceful and loving life with a perfect waifu away from stress and annoyances. Having a kid around defeats this purpose hard imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177464
That's his "true love" caveat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177460
>An hour a day
An hour or two a day isn't enough. Kids aren't a pet you just feed and leave nigga they need attention and love. Take them to the park or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177473
Yeah but it's fucking horrifying.
>Can literally do nothing by watch your wife get cucked
>If you fight back in anyway, Eros will probably cure you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177475
>Kids aren't a pet you just feed and leave
That's how I was raised

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177476
You've missed the fucking point by a mile and a half.
If you just want to be with your waifu, great, have at it.
If you want a bigamous or more relationship, this means you can have that fantasy without being blocked by "oh she won't care because I already have a girl."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177484
No wonder you're here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177475

Monster children are capable of independence at a much younger age, and reach sexual maturity very young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177487
No, that's not how it is. There's nothing to say though, because I can't find the fucking passage that I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177495
Go after women your own age creepo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177495
True, but my point still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17174647
She's smash tier adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177500

Jokes on you I like then better in their adult forms.

But unless you get into the sabbath any loli monster you get with will grow up eventually. Wouldn't you rather spend your whole life with your true love and experience her at all stages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177472
I'm irritated that you're projecting real life kids behavior onto monster girl
Monster girl daughters are cute, lovable gifts of life that are as perfect as you want them to be
There is really no reason to not want them especially when it is clearly said that monster girl can't experience greater joy than bearing their loved one's child

>>17177475
This >>17177495
Also I'd let my Kraken daughter hang out by herself at the beach/sea and become feral every day as long as she comes home before dawn so we can spend some comfy time with her and feed her clean cooked food

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177513
Monster girl daughters are cute, lovable gifts of life that are as perfect as you want them to be
Cool. I still don't want one, how hard is that to understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177499
M8 the whole reason that exists is to enable fantasies for people who want to have harems but still don't want to take initiative.
If you're applying it to yourself you're hitting yourself in the leg and saying "why does this hurt?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177518
You say that, but you don't even know the passage I'm talking about. If you do, point me in the right direction and I'll verify if that's the bit I mean.

In the mean time
>In recent years a service called couple's baths has been popular in the demon realm hot springs. They are hot springs where people can rent a small hot spring, and go in as just a couple, or as a family including daughters, and then they can have hardcore sex in the bath without needing to worry about gawkers, and spend time alone together. It's a service that pleases wives who are deeply in love who might be thinking things like: “I don't want to show my wonderful husband's nakedness to other women! Rather, I don't even want to show him to men! He belongs to me!”
Sounds right up my alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177523
I'm talking about world guide I section 6.3.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's another people take kc's words out of context and blame the setting episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177546
But that's every episode except for the White Horn Holiday Special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177336
And I thought one to spoil was a handful!
Im in heaven!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177535
Yeah, that's exactly what I was looking for.

This section completely desires the fantasies and the agency of the man. It's not "If the man wants X" It's "If the monstergirl feels strongly enough to ignore implicit understandings"

It's not like you get to decide how some one else feels about you, so please explain what bit of this makes you feel like it's there to enable a fantasy? It's stated as a fact in the setting, regardless of how you feel, "in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man [...] there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together."

I mean, when we're judging the setting here, your response to this can't be "just ignore this selective piece of information."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177395
That yeti is scary and wants to violate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177548
I wish they would stop showing so many reruns of shit people have seen a hundred times already. The tanukis in charge of the channel should pay out for some new programming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177559
Because, as I've tried to explain several times before, the idea is you will use the setting to create your own fantasy instead of intentionally misusing aspects of it to create a worst case scenario for yourself.
If you go into any fantasy setting with the intent to craft a bad time for yourself, surprise, you'll have a bad time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177437
Is it bad that I got hard looking at this picture?
>>17177467
Considering my waifu is a Holstaur absolutely yes, not all the time obviously but every now and then it'd be fun to get pelvicerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17175676
>Not an Ogre or Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177578
>Craft your time in the setting
Nigger, that's not how you decide how shit or uncomfy a world is. And this is what the original discussion was about.

Like take the grimmest darkest setting you can find, say Berserk. I can't just take the world Miura built, and go "Ah, but since this is my fantasy, I'll just live a prosperous life in a tiny part of the world that griffith didn't cock up. Hey, Berserk's world is pretty comfy." That's inane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177591
Is it gay to like women who can crush water Melons with their thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177591
>Zarya
Nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177593
This is obviously the exception to the norm. Also you seem to have forgotten that this is a made-for-your-fantasy setting.
If you're hung up on this but not the fact that you could potentially get snagged by a Slime/mimic/passerby harpy/sith/etc I don't know what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177591
Basic as fuck.
>>17177601
No
>>17177602
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177617
Yeah, well. That's your opinion and you're welcome to it. I don't enjoy the idea of Alps, even though they've seen a surge of popularity against all odds.

It's just when I think of women who can crush watermelons with their thighs I think of the Amazonians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177602
Look at those horns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177615
>You can't chose your waifu.
The only threat you've got there is the passerby harpy, because there's nothing you can really do to avoid a harpy if she decides to swoop, that is unless harpies congregate in a specific area, in which case you'd need to just avoid their territory.

Even a Sith wouldn't be so bad, they're probably so used to being magically or alchemically de-furred that it's a cultural norm or them to de-fur themselves before looking for a man. I wouldn't even be surprised if there was a mutation along the way that made them be born non furry.

And obviously it's different for every man, but all those girls bar slime would make great undead, and that's all I really care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177557
We'll see how you like it when they use their secret technique! Double butt twin nekobuss facesit attack!
That'll teach you to be swift when they give a command!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177601
No. Powerful legs means she'll probably be able to keep you from pulling out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177637
>Tubby, huge butt nekobuss twins arguing with each other while playing video games on the couch
>all while smothering anons face with their asses, grinding all into him as they jostle against each other, suffocating him in booty
>only let him up when they pout and boss him around to fetch them more snacks or fuck them full this instant
Why am I like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177657
Because you secretly like fatties.
Not saying that's necessarily bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177676
Oh, that part is no mystery or revelation, Im talking more about the whole wanting to be bossed around by spoiled pampered brats who treat me like a seat and a cum dispenser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177621
I like the alps design really especially the small horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177703
Because its all the more sweeter when they snuggle up to you and tell you how happy they are to have you and how much they love you.

Also, prime groping material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177703
Because you love being humiliated and a fattie doing so only makes it worse (better for you). Hope you like being stepped on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177731
This also has the benefit of anon being able to turn the tables on them should he so choose, forcing himself upon those nekobusses and using them while they sputter, moan, and impotently order him to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177722
>>17177731
>>17177743
Thank you for the clarity of mind. I think all of that sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177703
You crave stability and being told what to do. Consider fucking your momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177763
t. Sigourney Freud, famous Mad Hatter psychologist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177763
Not that guy but you just made me think of a strongfat oni momster whose more on the soft side than the hard side.

Shit would be comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177770
>Of course you can have a beer sweetie! I'm a Cool Mom, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177763
I hope my momster doesn't mind hearing my waifu moan at night.

[Anonymous No.]

Look what a Japanese fan did using CM3D2. That Doppelganger is the cutest!

Any guess as to what species the white and pinked haired girls are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177778
See, the weird thing is that I'd probably be the stick in the mud to her.

I would probably involve her getting trashed and being half naked on the couch, pouting as I give her a small lecture while she tries to stop herself from eyeing my crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177796
I want to touch that Wight. Maybe I should download AA2 or CM soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177796
Wight masterrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177720
Well, that's your prerogative.

I like the Siths but good luck getting me to actually fuck one unless they get rid of that fucking snout.

[Anonymous No.]

There are monster girls RIGHT NOW, patting their own heads and crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177797
>"Anoooooooon its just one drink!"
>One drink after ten! This is why you have a beer belly!
>"H-hey! You shouldn't be talking to your mother like that! And I'll have you know that I've got a six-pack!"
>I know, you downed nearly two of them.
>Momster just starts fuming on the couch, shotgunning another beer while anon talks to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177796
Maybe the pink-haired one is a houri or cupid? Those undead are the cutest ones though.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the weirdest fetish that momstergirl have given you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177917
None, they're a culmination of several.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177917
Petrification play, for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177917
Getting dommed by plump brats I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177809
>>17177855
Stop it Anons. You're gonna make her go doki doki, it has been centuries since that last happened

>>17177899
Looking at this gallery https://twitter.com/i/moments/873844257412399106 she seems to be human
That white haired girl is definitely a Shirohebi though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177917
Cumflating lolis, plugging them up, and letting them go about their days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177953
Wights are on my top five. I just can't resist their alluring smile and those beautiful shiny eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177963
I too used to have Wights in my top five. But then I realized how much of a meme happiness like that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177882
Those monster girls need to be more proactive in finding a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177874
I just looked at the pictures again this is absolutely haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177986
Fuck off with that Bob+.less+Shoggocks picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177976
What do you mean by meme happiness? Is there something wrong with liking wights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177997
don't enable him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177993
>>17177986
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177874
I'd fuck a Cait-Sith if it was my only chance of having a monster girl but I'd rather be alone than fuck a Cu-Sith.

Cu-Siths would make great bros and adventuring buddies if it wasn't for the whole "you'll be driven to fuck her eventually" part, their personalities are pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178014
I'd rather fuck no monstergirls than ugly furshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178014
They're both equally shit desu. The snouts ruin it for most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178014
They're fucking furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177993
Speaking of which. .less is a faggot who cries and complains when people say they just simply do not like the things he has drawn.

Just wanted to put that out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178014
I'd fuck both, but never waifu'd them.

You can always be the Cu's wingman and help her get a husband so you don't have to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

I just read the cu sith profile and it didn't say anything about them originating from male dogs so are they cu sith material too? Just when I thought alps weren't getting enough shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178014
I'd a Cu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178037
>The snouts ruin it for most.
What's what ruins Cu-Sith as a potential fuck for me too if I was ever in MGE's world.
Cait-Sith is too far for most people too but I'd be willing to make an exception to my usual standards because I like the profile and the thought of living in a cat village.
>>17178072
>You can always be the Cu's wingman and help her get a husband so you don't have to fuck her.
Exactly, got plenty of ugly human friends so an ugly Cu friend wouldn't hurt. Could go for drinks together and she could try and hook me up with the werewolf at the bar and in return I'd find someone for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178037
About the only thing a Cu Sith having a snout offers that no other monster girl naturally does is the fact that she can basically either give you a perpendicular blowjob or deep throat you with her muzzle and not activating her gag reflex. Outside of that, it'd be like having sex with a sapient Snuggles bear, in the doggy style position, rutting like a fucking animal that should be taken out back and given lashes until you're rehabilitated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178055
That doesn't sound right, from my experience he's chill as fuck and just tunes out or pretends he didn't see criticism which is bad in itself but he's not a whiner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177984
IT HURTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177882
>Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a Demon NEET who's fantasizing about having a human childhood friend who she reunites with after almost two decades of searching.
>Once again she tucks herself in to her bed and arranges the blankets so it feels like there's someone there for her to cuddle as she falls asleep and dreams of a better world.
It hurts so bad. Why can't I get to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178121
because you're lazy and not researching interdimensional travel

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe you faggots could just stop trying to find excuses to like furshit and drop the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178117
And from my experience he complains about people disliking him drawing futa shit. I've seen it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178117
To be honest he's a lot like the ther drawfags who do that stuff, when somebody says they don't like it, run off to a discord and cry about how "artists aren't allowed to draw what they want waaaaah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178131
I've got a general associates degree, what the fuck am I going to be able to add to the table?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178169
Way I've always looked at it is that they can draw what they want but if they go and post Futa in a monster GIRL thread then they're asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178150
Not saying you're wrong, I've just never personally seen him do it.
>>17178169
Isn't he the only one from around here who's actually drawn futa and personally posted it here? I don't know what other artists you could be alluding to but as long as they don't post it here they should be able to draw whatever they want without being called faggots and reeee'd at.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use the heat to sell all natural holst ice cream to the lolis so they can cool off!

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>>17178194
Not him, but we shouldn't be allowed to dislike artists then? Or atleast certain things they've drawn?

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>>17178072
>>17178103
>Being the wingman to a Cu Sith in a bar
>Doesn't help that she's basically half your height, moping about how she'll never find a cute human boy who's into furries
"I mean... Would you...?"
>She's giving you the puppy eyes
>'Fuck no there buddy. It'd be like fucking a teddy bear that talks.'
>See some fatter guy in a booth giving your friend the eyes, meanwhile, there's a Werewolf giving you the eyes
>The kind of eyes that say 'Fuck me like an animal and knock me up with your pups' kind of eyes
>Downing your drink, you figure what the hell
>You talk to Ambrosias Failstone, Archduke of Mofu (His words, not yours) about the little Sith minx accompanying you
>Yes, she's available, no, you haven't deflowered her
>Meanwhile the Werewolf is getting more and more bristled as the Cu Sith is talking to her
>The Werewolf doesn't even wait until you're in the goddamned car to throw you against a wall and rape your mouth with her tongue, husking out how many dirty things she's going to do to you, not the least of which is 'making your pelvis feel like it just ran 15 miles uphill both ways in the snow'
>From the corner of your eye you can see the furry walking with Failstone, tail wagging and a smile on her face
>The next time you both meet, Failstone and the Werewolf are sharing jokes with you about how 'She's susceptible to headpats' and how you have some new battle scars from your all-night fuck-a-thon with the Werewolf
>The Cu Sith laughing when you still hobble like a goddamned cowboy in an old western while your now wife's tail furiously bats at the air

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>>17178203
I like this. This is goodness. Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Pharaoh-Lamia?

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>>17178200
You're allowed to dislike them but going full retard and throwing shit at them whenever they post for drawing a single fetish image you didn't like one time, which they didn't even post in the thread is a little silly to say the least. Which is what's happened in more than one case.
Not saying you done it, just people in general.

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>>17178208
Yep.

I would also ogre-anubis.

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>>17178214
No I'm not saying that. All I'm saying is that .less has drawn some stuff I'm personally not favourable of. I haven't seen him post it here so I don't have a problem with that.

I'm not saying I hate him or his art. I just dislike those specific images. But it sucks because those images now become easy bait images to just use.

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>>17178208
I still want an Elf-Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Pharaoh's bathe in milk?

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>>17177984
i do this with my arm

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>>17178229
They're one of the richest MGs so yes.

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>>17178229
Yes, it keeps their skin smooth as silk...although they have to double check that the milk didn't come from the cow cults.


Nothing makes them madder than taking a milk bath and then having to go buy new clothes.

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>>17178229
can you overdose on weresheep milk?

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>>17178240
>"Honeeeyyy!!"
>"Hathor again?"
>"Yesss!!!"
>"I'll fetch the Arachne tailors."
>"Thank yooou!"
>Meanwhile husband keikakus as he pays off the Hathorite priestess leaving the palace

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>>17178240
If I were to...accidentally mix up her milk what would happen?

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>>17178215
>Ogre anubis
Beats the shit out of you for not following the schedule.

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>>17178247
Such a clever anon.

>>17178248
She'd sit there, relax, and almost fall into a nap while she bathes.

Then when she gets out she'll find she's got thicker thighs, wider hips, larger breasts, and an overall softer frame that has a bit of pudge to it, although it will simply exaggerate her frame rather than alter it into a new shape.

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>>17178253
It's either a muscle anubis with green skin that talks like a thug and gives you rough loving whenever you are good/bad or an ogre with jackal ears and a tail that is good at scheduling you for things.

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>>17178203
This is why Cu-Siths would make great friends, absolutely nothing wrong with their personality but no way in hell I'd do the nasty with one.

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>>17178257
Sounds good to me.

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>>17177984
I do that with my body pillow.

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>>17178262
Maybe but you don't want your wife to be standing in front of a mirror and sighing at how large her rear's gotten because of it do you?

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>>17178253

I'm imagining a buff anubis that constantly just does your work for you because you're "doing it wrong" With the wrong thing being unable to lift a stone slab that's over twice your weight.

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>>17178268
That is a good point, I'd still love her though.

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>>17177467
>>17177585
If your waifu is a minotaur or holstaur, you don't need to deny her sex so that she loses it and rapes you. Just wear red instead. You'll get the same effect.

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>>17178272
Even with her overly larger rear and hips that fill the entirety of her throne?

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>>17178277
Yes of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off back to /d/ with your fat and inflation shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178281
Good man, just don't stare too much, she may let you enjoy a 'close up' view.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that extra thick Holst milk is so potent it can turn a man into an Incubus with one glass.

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>>17178311
What about extra thicc Holsts?

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>>17178321
They're the smuggest cows in existence because their husbands are probably hung like stallions

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>>17178342
>hung like stallions
Jesus.

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>>17178342
Are they also the cuddliest, and quite possibly the chubbiest, holsts as well?

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>>17178358
Yes.
They spend almost all of their time curled up squished against their husbands, rubbing their noses against his chest and coyly grinding their legs against his package. This makes them want to get even more touchy feely, which makes the husbands want to get gropey back. Basically, its a constant heavy petting grope fest between the two. Even while sleeping, an Extra Thick holst will always be making little movements just to feel their big loving husband grind against them. This has an added side effect of leaving them constantly moist and slick, their puffy pussies always at the ready to get lovingly stuffed.

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>>17178321
>>17178342
>Having an EXTRA THICC Holstaur for a wife
>She has an ass that's out of fucking control and breasts that're easily within the Q Cup range
>Though she often looks meek and unfocused, she's the most smug cow you've ever met, always smirking about how her milk is 'top shelf stuff'
>It took you a while to realize that while it had a fortifying effect, her mana was also reshaping your body to her liking
>Though the same could be said for her because before you met her she definitely did not have that Size 14 ass, though you suppose having a daughter or two didn't really help
"Ufufu~ Fresh from the tap, honey~"
>She's handing you your morning glass of milk, literally squeezed from from her massive mammaries
>You both have a long day ahead of you, what with the milking and massaging and cleaning her breasts to make sure she stays a happy, if not slightly chubby cow
>Sex with her isn't out of the ordinary, though your loins feel like they're on fucking fire, your grip going from a soft caress to a hard and firm clutch
>She moans softly, giving you a "Noo~o" playfully as you unhook her coveralls, getting her fully naked, her own body shifting the Holstein white and black fur from her ripe and puffy vulva
>You end up pausing when you drop trousers, noticing that your dick is more like a third leg now
"Oh no~ I may have made it too big~"
>She's saucily jiggling her world class buttocks at you, smirking with her head tilted back
"Or maybe I'm too small, Mister Milkman~"
>Your wife isn't -too- tight when you thrust in, but the way she gives off a guttural 'Oooh~n' as you thrust to the base tells you it isn't entirely without filling her
>Eventually, you find a cadence with each other, her hips smacking into yours, meeting you mid-thrust
>Hot damn do you like smacking that ass and watching it jiggle, your wife moo'ing and jostling her head. So that's how it is, eh?
>You're gunning full throttle and gripping her horns like handlebars when she climaxes for the first time, your balls roiling, unable to release yet
"Alright... I need a rest... Honey~"
>She's panting, colossal calcium cannons heaving and hanging. Unfortunately for her, Honey's built up quite a thirst.
>Shift her onto her back, fucking her in a full on mating press, play biting and sucking at her nipples to leave a mark
>Meanwhile your loving Holstaur wife is going ape shit in full on estrus under you, begging you to breed her, to suck her tits and make them raw
>With her milk filling your mouth, you lose it inside her, making sure to press the tip of your stallion shaft against her cervix so not a single drop is lost
>She just smiles as you're laying against her on the hay, hugging you closer to her chest with an "Mmmm~"
"I love you, Honey."

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>>17177895
>Your drunk momster will never rape you after you lecture her about drinking.
>She will never apologize the next morning with tears in her eyes because she ruined you for marriage.
>You will never tackle her onto the bed and impregnate her right then and there as you tell her you wanted her to be your wife anyway.

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>>17177390
They're not all sunshine and roses though.
They burn down tentacle forests they don't like, they corrupt kingdoms and break minds.
"No bad ends" requires a twisted sense of morality.

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Y'know, growing up in the sticks, I was always told that black bears were actually really goddamn cowardly and that should I ever encounter one, making oneself look as loud, big and as scary as humanly possible would scare it away unless you run into it's cub, at which point it's already too late because it's mother is already behind you getting ready to murder the ever-loving shit outta you.

So would Black Bear MGs just be... big chubby crybabies?

Some food for thought.

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>>17178394
Fucking diamonds, I'm keeping this

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>>17178394
It was a good day to stay with the thread.

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>>17178394
U N F
N
F

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>>17178396
Momsters are the best and a cute.

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>>17178396
Good end.
Would make a lot of use of that momster's rear.

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>>17178401
Isn't that most animals though? They're bullies to things they can take advantage of and scared of danger.
Polar bears and grizzlies aren't afraid of anything because they're the definition of apex predators. Even humans and wolves won't fuck with them.
Hunters in the old days would only attack one with a group of a dozen people because a single arrow or spear had basically no chance of killing one.
And even these days polar bears go wrecking equipment and chewing the tires off trucks just because they can.

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>>17176904
>toddler
In all honesty, that's the only real deal-breaker for me there.
I'm a fucking degenerate like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178394
Favorite monster:alp
But this niggas making me change my mind.

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>>17178396
Best part of an oni momster, they can drink like fishes.

Pop some manticore venom and watch her drink an "All Day Anon IPA"

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>>17178419
Well, yeah, but it just stuck out more with black bears than anything else in my mind for some reason. Mainly because they're also somewhat curious and prone to doing shit like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jRTrRxamxQ

...Just kinda made me picture some fuzzy strongfat girl who keeps trying to make friends but keeps getting scared away.

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>>17178394
FAT
COW
ASS
PLUMP
COW
PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178227
A man with taste

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>>17178459
I wouldn't mind a strongfat Grizzly girl.

Would be especially nice if she kept trying to play it off as 'post/pre-hibernation weight'

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>>17178394
Good lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178394
Pound the cow
Make her your sow

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>>17178394
Gonna keep impregnating the heifer, no matter how wide her hips get, how fat that ass gets, or how big those breasts go...or perhaps I'm doing it because of that.

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>>17178394
http://i.imgur.com/ptdolpz.png

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>>17178436
So you'd want to be her keg anon?
She'd show you how wild she was in her sorority days by showing you just how hard she could suck on a keg straw, just with your dick instead.
If you do really good you might reawaken that wild girl inside her and get her to call up her old sorority friends to really test your endurance.

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>>17178488
You know it.
And I'd be more than happy to have some of her friends come over.
May let her have a few drinks so she can show the rest that she can 'Drain it like the old days'.

Just with me popping manticore venom till she can't hold any more or I run out, whichever 'comes' first.

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>>17178403
>>17178406
stop encouraging him and making him feel welcome

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>>17178208
That Grapesnake isn't fooling anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178394
Meh

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>>17178501
>Her old friends come to visit and see for themselves how her adopted son can do.
>A tall busty Minotaur who was captain of the Football team.
>A pair of bottom heavy Cheshires who were the stars of the Soccer team.
>A strongfat Ogre who was the ace of the Wrestling team.
>A lithe Elf who was the queen of the Gymnastics team.
>A long legged Wight who pitched for the Baseball team and took them to nationals victory five years in a row.
>A Shortstack Tanuki who was head of the Boxing team
>And your Momster, an Oni who still holds her Alma Mater's Deadlifting record.
Brace that pelvis boy, you're gonna get chugged like the sweetest booze.

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>>17178554
It'll be worth it, especially when the alchohol starts flowing and they start going turn by turn sticking it in.

Granted, I'll be running on near empty by that point but hopefully I'd last long enough to give each a creampie before we all collapse asleep.

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>>17178515
This is your typical fate after getting caught by a Pharaoh who just woke up from her deep slumber.

Ancient tombs are full of surprises

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>>17178523
Pretty much my exact reaction

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>>17178567
You'd better take responsibility and love those CC girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178430
>letting a faggot like shoggocks alter your taste in girls

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>>17178602
Cows aren't for everyone.

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>>17178622
Oh I will.

>Those cheshires as momsters.

I can only imagine the size of their posteriors.

And that tanuki, I wonder if she still has her muscles, along with what muscles that ogre has beneath her pudge.

And that minotaurs tits would probably only have increased since she was young thanks to years of drinking.

That elf is probably the most lean of them all and that wight probably has killer thighs.

I want to see if Momster Oni still has it too.
Would impregnate the lot of them as soon as I could.

[Anonymous No.]

How many daugheru units are need for a functional family core?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178649
You're not resting until they're all pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178691
Good, because I wouldn't want too.

I can only imagine the honeymoon with all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178687
As many daughteru units as mother unit can hold.

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>>17178694
The honeymoon would be a comfy affair anon. Cuddles and gentle sex the whole time.

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>>17178734
Well that would be nice.

A good time for the newly weds to relax.

I do worry about what they baby weight is going to do to those cheshires though.

They may start going sans-panties just to make things easier.

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>>17178634
less that and more of the same ad nauseum shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17176564
Fake news.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru Amazoness

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178745
>Cheshire twins always take their turn to sit next to anon so that he can feel their wide hips and fat asses pressing against him on all sides.

Cheshire momster twins are terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178763
Getting teased by a sharkgirl while swimming is my exact fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17177796
I thought the white one might be https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61155189 anxiety ridden OC but I'm not entirely convinced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178775
The sight of her nice brown ass not being completely covered would make me too hard. She'd have to take responsibility.

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>>17178784
>Tw-twins-twins

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>>17178810
Out of all species, cheshires feel like they need to come in pairs for me.

Barring liliraune.

A pair of heavy pear shaped cats with teal instead of purple would be a welcome event.

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>>17178763
I stand by what I said, that shark looks like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178817
>twin cheshire ASMR, groping, and ear teasing
Dear God...

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>>17178848
Don't forget the purring, them rubbing against you (one on each side), and on sitting in your lap while the other presses against you form behind.

Not to mention them being naked and chest to chest while waiting for you to stick it into their waiting womanhoods.

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>>17178848
>>17178863

Jesus, I got goosebumps just thinking about it.

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>>17178866
Yep, it would be perfect.
I want mine to be slightly tubby to go with their haughty attitudes.

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>>17178877
>"Ara~ We've let ourselves go a little bit since we left college haven't we sis?"
>"Oh but I don't think anon minds, do you sweetie~?"

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a centuries old Kitsune make herself look like a 30 year old stacked CC
>Then tease you about liking "such young women."

Would you have the heart to tell her that 30 is kind of old in Zipangu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178886
No, no I would not.
I'd be giving those cat's belly rubs after a nice meal.

I think the bigger busts and bottoms would be worth whatever bellies they'd have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178887
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178887
>30 is kind of old in Zipangu
>when you're surrounded by ageless Kitsune and Ryus
M8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178887
I'd be too busy trying not to stare at her voluptuous hourglass body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178893
>Smug before and after sex.
>That all melts away the moment you give them belly rubs and they turn into happy purring cats.
>Meanwhile the other sorority cakes look on jealously. That night, the Ogre asks you to stroke her hair as she rides you senseless.

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>>17178946
The best.

And don't worry, I'd give the rest of those girls attention too.

The ogre's getting her hair stroke, the tanuki her tail brushed, the minotaur gently milked, the wight her shoulders massaged, the elf her ears stroked, and oni momster is getting a muscle massage through her pudge.

spoiling all of them to their hearts content.

[Anonymous No.]

Skullfucking a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>I will never be the "Comfort Trainer" for the MGC Olympic Weightlifting team.
This existence truly is hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178977
In the literal sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178984
I'd love being with those girls during and after their careers are done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178984
It's a curious phenomena how they can lift heavier weights if they know a man is watching them.

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>>17178987
The best sense.

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>>17178962
Given she was a pitcher, I bet that the Wight would prefer you massaging her thighs.
Imagine her in a baseball cap with her hair done up in a ponytail.

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>>17179009
That sounds perfect.
And I'd be more than ready to give her thighs a deep massage.
She's still got some thick slabs of muscle for thighs doesn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179016
She still practices her team clearing pitch every day. She never once got anything less than a complete sweep in her five years as the team pitcher and she could probably still strike out an entire team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179023
She's probably in better shape than all but the elf and tanuki.

I'd love to see her pitch but I'm afraid of her hurting her elbow or something worse.

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>>17179002
>get sent to MGC for work
>get set up in a hotel until you can find an apartment or wife
>one night go to the gym to hit some weights
>once inside you notice an Alp using the weight bench
>whatever you don't mind warming up on the treadmill
>you put in your headphones and begin a brisk pace for a few minutes
>until you notice the Alp struggling to put a weight on the bar
>this can't end well
>as she goes to sit down on the bench she notices that your watching and gains a small confidence boost from it
>but that quickly fades as when she lifts the weights it comes crashing down in her chest
>as you run to help her out from under the bar you notice the small definitions in her body
>her toned arms
>her fit tummy
>her creamy thighs
>her blue face
>wait... oh shit
>you then pick up the bar and get it off the near dead Alp
>you make sure she's okay and talk to her for a bit
>her names Ashley and she just moved here too
>you then begin to notice how cute her face is
>from her cute pixie cut
>to the small curvature of her lips
>and her shining green eyes
>but after helping her rack up the weights she thanks you one last time and leaves
>then it hits you as you watch her tight cute ass wiggle away from the room
>you're in love with a fucking ALP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179043
Alps aren't made for love. They're born to be our cocksleeves.
>same goes for Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179043
Was she lifting to try to impress me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178848

>Twin Chesires in late high school years
>Holding down a man has always been a problem for them
>Namely because their tastes in men are the same
>Whenever they find someone they like a serious of escalating competitive pranks and meme-lording ensues
>Eventually this results in the man running into the arms of another girl or skipping town entirely
>It's been like this for as long as they can remember and they're getting desperate
>Hellhound bully suggests they could always raise up a boyfriend that won't run from their shitty jokes by speed dating in an orphanage
>After pranking her to hell and back they just happen pass by an orphanage on the way home
>They laugh about how silly it would be if they really adopted someone so they could havea boyfriend later on
>Raising him to laugh and smile at all their jokes
>And tuck him in at night, and cuddle on the couch and watch movies with him, and shower him and....

>Soon the cupid Matron is walking them into the play area of the orphanage as they ask themselves if they're really doing this
>Most of the kids are mamano species but there's a few boys
>They approach little anon in the corner as he's the only boy not being arm guarded by one of the adopterus
>They talk to him for a little bit about how he's getting along in the orphanage and if he likes jokes
>Turns out he does, so hey that's one checkmark on the list accounted for
>Ask him if there's anything special he'd be looking for in a mother, what would she have to be like?
>Anon stops to think for a minute and stands up
>"She'd have to be super huggable," he says stretching his arms out as wide as he can "like this!"
>He wraps his arms around the closer Chesire's thicc hips and buries his face deep into her waist


>30 minutes later anon is being walked home by his new momsters, who are still wondering if they really just did that
>And how long it takes for puberty to kick in

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to treat your momster right, she works hard to keep you clothed and fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178784
>>17179064

I replied greentext to the wrong post.

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>>17178987
seems like the kind of thing a couple would do to spice up their sex life but then ends up just being awkward and uncomfortable .
guy be all like
>honey we've tried this with so many positions and angles, i just dont think its going to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179043
Alps a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179087
Nah.
Or rather, the majority of their competition outdoes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179090
T. Salty matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179107
I sure wish that had anything at all to do with my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179114
Dammit Wurmborn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179067
Of course. I'll remember to always pay her a visit and call after I move away with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179120
Very well anon, just be sure to come back and let her see her grandchildren.

She looks very much towards meeting them, along with informing you that you've got a sister on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179114
The undead were mostly alps so they are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17178846
If you want me to post Regura girls you could just ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179125
Of course, I'm sure she would love to play with the little one and give her some of that quality grandma food.

>A imouto
My daughteru is going to be playing with her a lot, almost as if they were sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179132
This is also a pretty bland design. Good thing he knows his strengths are with bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179142
His non-bugs are just as good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17179151
That's basically a bug. He just replaced chitin with scale. The way he draws them is more or less the same. Even down to the monster-to-human facial ratio

[Anonymous No.]

sleep tight otouto