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Anonymous Sat Jun 3 21:03:38 2017 No.17125606 [Reply] [Original]

Why doesn't she love me /jp/? How can I win the heart of a Miko?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 21:15:45 2017 No.17125633 File: 102 KB, 772x1000, reimu3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Donate to the shrine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 21:35:38 2017 No.17125682 File: 409 KB, 914x604, Murderer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Donate or die

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 21:43:59 2017 No.17125699 You got to break the tough shell she created around her heart! Always be there for her, and maybe you'll find something besides greed, disgust and hate in that wretched chest of hers!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 21:47:24 2017 No.17125704 Sacrifice a loli in the name of ZUN for money and donate the money to Raymoo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 21:47:47 2017 No.17125707 >>17125699 But that's what I love most about her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 23:27:49 2017 No.17125991 She can be yours for 5000 yen an hour

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 23:44:12 2017 No.17126043 Reimu is not a whore

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 23:57:15 2017 No.17126072 >>17125991 Another thousand and she'll let you touch her boobs~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 17:57:38 2017 No.17129705 You know the way anon Cash in the donation box, let her get "ready" with the money and just plug away

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 18:15:46 2017 No.17129773 >>17125606 Start by not staring at her armpits like a deranged creep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 18:24:59 2017 No.17129812 File: 552 KB, 1274x1434, clip+(2016-09-14+at+09.05.36).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be Marisa. On a more serious note, ZUN has all but confirmed that she will never let anyone inside her heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:47:10 2017 No.17130500 >>17129812 Will she let me inside her body though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 22:58:13 2017 No.17130740 >>17130500 see >>17125991

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 23:04:48 2017 No.17130749 You can't because your wafiu is 2d and can never love you back And if they could you are Probally a weeb who does nothing in your house.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 23:14:05 2017 No.17130777 >>17129812 widespread misunderstanding of how, long ago, she preferred to work alone

>>	Alolan Rumia Mon Jun 5 14:26:07 2017 No.17133830 File: 58 KB, 500x284, Don't ask about White Day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't sacrifice her blood pumper to Kalima is a good start if she says that's not her fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 7 03:23:46 2017 No.17140992 >>17133830 What the fuck is an Alolan Rumia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 15:47:48 2017 No.17151702 Isn't it obvious anon? Become a god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 9 16:08:32 2017 No.17151785 >>17125606 Dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 11 13:46:27 2017 No.17160043 >>17125606 Donate and be a daily visitor as well as start conversations with her. Basic and easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 11 14:18:03 2017 No.17160238 Lay the heads of powerful youkai at her feet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 16:19:44 2017 No.17165371 >>17129812 What's this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 16:40:34 2017 No.17165434 >>17160043 I bet Yukari will get in the way and say that love will distract her from her Miko duties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 12 16:44:48 2017 No.17165450 How do you kill a reimu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 13 16:55:13 2017 No.17169100 >>17165434 Damn it. If not that, then just puting you somewhere far from her would also do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 15 01:14:23 2017 No.17174576 >>17125606 Lets be real here. Is there a SINGLE 2HU who would love ANYONE here on jp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 15 01:16:11 2017 No.17174580 >>17169100 Slay enough youkai that Yukari considers you good stock for maiden lineage continuity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 15 01:27:20 2017 No.17174591 >>17174580 Will 6 million be enough?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 15 01:38:37 2017 No.17174611 >>17174576 I think Rumia would be fine with most of us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 15 03:34:39 2017 No.17174932 >>17174611 the only reasoning behind that statement is the fact that rumia will eat us all while we are sleeping

>>	ANON X Thu Jun 15 07:02:01 2017 No.17175334 >>17165450 be "Father Time" is your best bet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 15 07:05:14 2017 No.17175343 >>17174932 If she can see us that is.

Anonymous Thu Jun 15 11:16:49 2017 No.17176198

>>17125606
You live in 2 seperate universes
Die, be reincarnated in her 2D universe. Be born into money, good looks and a winning personality. Be lucky enough to meaningfully cross paths and attract her attention. Use your charms to woo her, build affection and ultimately her love.

Death is the answer anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 15 11:22:22 2017 No.17176221 >>17176198 and a good roll on the cosmic dice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 15 11:34:46 2017 No.17176270 >>17125606 you have to pee INSIDE her donation box

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 16 10:35:58 2017 No.17181228 I want to fill up Reimu's donation box.

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