Alternative idols #100: Celebratory edition

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Any and all idol groups are welcome in this thread. If you have any new and unknown and weird idol groups to share, this is the place to do it.

>NEWS
Everyone's wife has her birthday today.
It's the 100th /alt/ thread. It's the end.

>RECENT MV SELECTION
Clock & Botan『Groo-Me』https://youtu.be/4VAtNFqE4Pk
DaiDaiDai 『Sottomo, Zuttoji』 https://youtu.be/cqaZUfTNAX4
Bandojanaimon! 『Fan+Tic』https://youtu.be/ui6-IkIKkqc
Task have fun 『3WD』https://youtu.be/okukS-aW_60
BiS 『SOCiALiSM』 https://youtu.be/tQzg26FP-0o
Happy Kuru Kuru 『Kurukuru fantasy』 https://youtu.be/ZuhrmQB1qeo
Desu Rabbits 『Desuma Spring』 https://youtu.be/ad47As_rDfw
Avandoned 『Hello!!』 https://youtu.be/zN9NThhVLT8

>TOTALLY OBJECTIVE POPULAR BANDS SELECTION
Bandojanaimon! 『metamoriser』 https://youtu.be/xWUPHH8Hr60
CY8ER 『Tetote』 https://youtu.be/4grZteJFFQI
Guso Drop 『Painfully violent』 https://youtu.be/I-pZmNt6MoE
Minna no Kodomo-chan 『I wish I were dead when I wake up』 https://youtu.be/UPcPzMvw7lM
Yanakoto Sotto Mute 『Lily』 https://youtu.be/zlzqgeNy_Ag
You'll Melt More! 『Furuete Yomigaere』 https://youtu.be/ed-LsUht8iE
The Nyantoka Nyaruzu 『Chikyuu ga Tonikaku Kawatteru』 https://youtu.be/4fBe6NgAQ5I


>LIVE PERFORMANCES
Runaten: https://youtu.be/WaZMuOs1R0U
Saka-Sama: https://youtu.be/GpYrH2ekG1U
You'll Melt More!: https://youtu.be/M-Fp-F-yLCI
・・・・・・・・・: https://youtu.be/ismMy5wBhnE
CY8ER: https://youtu.be/WtdIgYO9xSQ
Shiina Pikarin: https://youtu.be/LppTjFP7aog
Oyasumi Hologram: https://youtu.be/XWH_cu-BV_M
Emoquru Scoop: https://youtu.be/XPnVa_JFG_I

Previous thread: >>17077095

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hawa~

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>>17124963
>no stink discord in the OP

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fourth for are sue

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thread 100
the end of /alt/ is here
the /stinky/ manifesto is approaching

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Stink this thread!

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Those who are faint-hearted might want to put on some gas masks, as it's about to get VERY, VERY stinky in here!

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fat

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stink meme is so dum

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>>17125053
It is not a meme. Have you congratulated Miyu yet

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I've been wallowing in this cesspool since OP #9 CAMERA GIRLS EDITION. Oh my!

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>>17125053
Imagine Yuzu's stinky pinoy armpits after an intensive live performance! Mmmmm the STENCH!

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>>17125053
You might change your mind when the official Banmon stink rankings will be released.

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>>17125072
Fuck off newfag

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...

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
!!!

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Someone help this Gloomy please.

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>>17125059
whats she done
>>17125078
cease this silly nonsense

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>>17125113
uggo

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>>17125120
Gloomy is one of the prettiest idols here.

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>>17125118
Its her birthday you twat

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>>17125130
i dont really follow the other banmons that much toobie honest

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I've finally seen the light.
Chanmomo is a fucking slut and I'm switching my oishi. My favorite now is Ringo.

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>>17125072
What was your favorite era of /alt/?

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>>17125333
The /stinky/ era.

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Take care of your oshi.

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>>17125343
truly the golden era - or brown era, rather!

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>>17125072
though it's sort of a fun cesspool sometimes

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>>17125333
When Napi ruled. Napi still rules.

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>>17125279
She is not. I will not let you slander the momo like this.

I'm gonna piss my pants in protest!

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>>17125756
I was the original Momo poster from back in the day. You are but a slight smudge.

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>>17125757
It's taken you this long to notice she's a slut?!?

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>>17125762
I was giving her the benefit of the doubt but when she finally posted herself naked and censored that was the last straw.

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>>17125757
Your posts sucked. Awful momo posting. Terrible.
Now piss your pants posts? That's the future. We're in the 100+ threads now, kid.

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>>17125783
Go ahead I don't even like Momo anymore so your shitpost is useless.

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>>17125790
It's not shitposting. I really want to pee my pants in front of momo at a cheki.

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>>17125846
Make sure you call her a slut and a disappointment to /alt/

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>>17125853
I will do no such thing. I will only wet myself for her satisfaction.

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i feel bad for listen to jpop bcuz if i date any azn that not jap it prob be weird when see music collect -_-

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>>17125696
Napi still rules no matter what anyone says.

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it doesnt look like sue in this pic

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ah, girls... what's that smell?! have you two made a mess again? I only just cleaned you up an hour ago!

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DOES YOULL MELT MORE HAVE A PRODUCER OR ARE THEY A "BAND-TYPE" IDOL GROUP ?

I may be slightly (really) intoxicated right now so I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense

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Thread #100: See Ya, It's Fucking Over

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>>17125874
fuck off Indonesian go back to your shitty fb group faggot

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whatever... it's over

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>>17125016
no sink it

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>>17124979
is this what they call shit posting (shitposting)?

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Keep it kuso, my niggas.

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>>17126098
first stage: denial

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MBG is a group for hipster fags who don't know the difference between intellectual appreciation and actual personal enjoyment.

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>>17126098
farewell.
it's over.

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>>17126132
If you don't enjoy appreciating intellectual things, maybe you're just a retard?

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>>17126132
yeah they suck and are for fags

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>>17126132
I bet you like runaten

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>>17126151
which is ironic since actual hipster faggots like shit like runaten, avandoned and hanako-san

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>>17126160
you might be the most retarded person to ever post in this thread

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>>17126164
found one

i bet you have hipster frames and beiber hair just like bkb does

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>>17126167
haha epic doxx what is this /b/ kill yourself faggot and never post in this thread again

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>>17126175
could you be more of a whiny bitch?

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>>17126167
wtf i don't have bieber hair. the rest is correct though i guess. i dont care.

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>Previous thread: >>17077095

You had one job, Finland.

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>>17126177
could you be anymore cancerous

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>>17126185
yeah, I could be you

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just shed a tear listening to metamoriser

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this thread

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>>17126195
WHOOP WHOOP

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>>17126195
Could you go die? You're past your expiration date.

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>>17126198

I would have my way with her and leave before paying her.

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>>17126209
I think momo poster has finally gotten out of bed and apologized to his mother. It doesn't matter though because we all end up back in bed before long. The momo will consume him once more.

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>>17125766
>she finally posted herself naked

I'm going to have to see this post. For science and whatnot.

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https://twitter.com/koinosuke1124/status/871231023874310145

Now I feel nostalgic again for the BRGH erea, Ayano still deliver when she's fired up, what a good girl . So long for "no long lift" rule

Also >>17124963, MV title is Gloomy

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Remember

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making stirfry for brekfast

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>>17126729
Join our discord.

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>>17126735
what discord

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>>17126742
Stink

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>>17126742
I won't repeat myself.

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>>17126743
>>17126747
and ive already said i dont like that meme

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>>17126751
It's the closest thing to an /alt/ chatroom there is. You have no option but to join.

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>>17126751
Deep down inside you're one of us.

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>>17126751
Will you be an enlightened anon or just another blogfag?

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>Imagine Yuzu's stinky pinoy armpits after an intensive live performance! Mmmmm the STENCH!



>>>>enlightened

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>>17126863
Oh look, he's an idol expert after he went to Japan.

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>>17126864
Landowners are so fucking boring.

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>>17126887
Yes, we are. Because we have to actually live here and #wageslave4idol and have adult responsibilities.

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>>17126899
have adult responsibilities.
Said responsibilities include leaving work in secret 25min earlier while trying to avoid manager-san because #yourgirls have an early gig and need support

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post fat idol

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>>17126912
Or deciding where you spend your bonus on. Do you buy that 4k tv or do yo go to that event in buttfuck prefecture

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>>17126920
>like this is even a choice

Real choice is going to buttfuck prefecture OR being able to loop one more time at the cheki line of #yourgirl per event anon!

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>>17126929
But i want the babby to grow up into a onnawota, thus having the crispest idols on the screen is key!

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>>17126751
Good taste in memes

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>>17126935
>Not bringing your 3 years old childrens at gigs

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>>17126957
She's not even 6 months old!

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and this is why no one likes landowners

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>>17126959
No age for idols. You can also get members attention by bringing your child!

https://twitter.com/room24_7/status/865851497308766209

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LANDOWNERS

MAKE

ME

FUCKING

SICK

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>>17126983
bunch of old French dads

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>>17126974
I meed to take a mommy cheki with the mommies of cy8er!

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>>17126983
I'm french but I'm not old anon.
And the "Appel de l'amour véritable" is one of the best things I wrote.

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>>17127000
Keep telling yourself that you old fuck. Don't you have some silent films to go watch?

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>>17126985
Im not french nor old

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>>17126985
I am not old.

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>>17126985
im not old either

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>>17126985
Not old and not a dad

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fuckathon me

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Just thought I'd let everyone in this thread know that I am not old.

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>>17126940
pics of sweating susan are drastically rare in fact this is all i have

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>>17126985
old but not a dad :(

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>>17126983
Landowners are the elite of /alt/. We should all aspire to someday take our hapa daughters to idol lives with us.

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>>17127027
Sit the fuck down and take your meds grandpa.

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>>17127027
Who the fuck would reproduce with the chinese?

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>>17127018
I wonder if she got her sweat genes from the Japanese or Filipino side. She might be a certified stinky idol if the latter.

Japanese tend to have a non-functional ABCC11 allele whereas jungle asians smell as bad as dirty westerners. Please do let us know next time you get close to her.

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>>17127039
no actually the contrary; there arent many sweat pics because she stays impeccable through nearly every single concert

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>>17127005
Don't be jealous of the power of our proud Drapeau Tricolore anon

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>>17127062
Probably cakes her entire body in antiperspirant to prevent her jungle asian sweat from stinking up the place.

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>>17127074
how dear you

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>>17127079
She cant help her heritage, smelly jungle yuzu is hot!

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>>17127112
susan does Not smell

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>>17127170
SHE STINKS

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>>17127187
NO reeeeEEEEE

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Caution! This cutie is wild!

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I love this mean cutie!

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>>17127391
What about this mean girl?

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thread 100 will go down in the books as the worst fucking thread in /alt/ history, one for the ages, folks

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>>17127406
the momo op one beats it

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>>17127414
The Momo threads were not canonical, so they don't count.

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>>17127425
They are Canon and they were historically the best /alt/ threads ever

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What are some cute idol pictures you have?

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>>17127493

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>>17127406
*stinkiest thread

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>>17127493

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>>17127493

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>>17127493

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>>17127493

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>>17127493
100!

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>>17127493

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>>17127493

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>>17124963
Cutie Honey cover by Cy8er for 愛踊祭2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG7C6veeA8E

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>>17127493

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What are some gross idol pictures you have?

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>>17127796
this was adorable

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バンドじゃないもん！ Members Official /stinky/ Rankings
1: Chanmomo - Every true Chanmomo pisses themselves every day or they are not a true Chanmomo fan, so the fans who she is in contact with on a daily basis inevitably transfer their pissy stench to her, to the point where the amalgamation of their piss stench has become part of her own smell. She has even devolved into pooping in her pants while sleeping, making her extremely self-concious and so, in turn buys more and more plastic surgery and wears excessive perfume to cover up her shame.
2: Suzu - Pinoy genes cause a humid and musty air around her which is highly unpleasant, even making it hard to breathe at times. Grew up in the jungle and the jungle stank has stayed with her to this day. Also eats at least one durian a day.
3: Ringo - The luckiest sissy in the world, this boy is constantly leaking precum from his tiny cock. Nothing gets him going like wearing his cute red banmon outfit and dancing around on stage like the girl he truly is. Shoots a load in his panties during every show, leaving a big sticky, smelly, cummy mess down there.
4: Misako - Quite simply sweats more than other members due to playing the drums on stage. Can be quite pungent after a long show, but has no long lasting or especially odorous qualities like the above three members.
Joint 5th: Miyu & Gumi - Miyu is a generally good smelling girl who smells like home cooking but it must be noted that our research suggests that she may have some seriously stinky baked bean farts from time to time.
Gumi also smells very nice most of the time, like shampoo and expensive perfume, but an unconfirmed report declares that she may engage in interracial sex and smoke cannabis. Further investigation is required.

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it's over... it's all over. they're all dead...

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>>17128006
Ringo stinks like a bunny, not like a boy!

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>>17128054
Ringo has a CUMMY SISSY COCK!

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>>17128054
can boys not look like bunnies too?!

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>>17128060
Maybe..

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>>17128059
>>17128069
I want to eat the cum off his panties after a sweaty live!!!

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>>17128054
>>17128060
She's a rat, and rats are cute! They eat trash and smell like the sewer. Great idol.

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I am consumed by the grief that is destroying my body. I have started a quest today. I shall not partake in food for the next 48 hours starting now. The goal is to reach that level of madness that only Aku knows. I must become the trash that she most heavily adores. Only by becoming the trash may my stench become tolerable to the aidoru senses. I am the trash wota, and I will not let my trash oshi down.

In death there is only trash, and I shall reek of death.

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Ringo sissy boy lore makes me rock hard

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I follow Ano into the washroom cubicle and close the door.
Ano has made great progess lately, therefore I allow her to go to the bathroom on her own more frequenty. I accompany her only shortly after meals to prevent her from puking.
I turn around politely as Ano pulls down her checkered pajama pants and sits onto to toilet. I hear a strong spurt flowing into the water and a tart yet sweetish smell fills the air.
When I turn back to Ano to ensure that she wouldn't forget to wipe, I notice a big brown skid mark in her panties.
"Ano-chan, you should have told me that you had to poo when you had gone to the potty on your own in the afternoon. Take these dirty panties off!", I said in a firm voice.
"Ehh?" She doesn't understand what the fuss is about, but does as told and gives them to me.
I put them in a sealed plastic bag which I always carry with me for these incidents in my backpack, from where I also hand her a fresh pair of panties.
"Wait, Ano, you can't put them on now, I need to clean up your botty first! Please bend over. Woah, you had a diarrhea?"
Ano doesn't listen and just giggles over the funny tickling around her stinkhole.

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>>17128165
what a good girl! she'll get it right and wipe properly one day!

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I like to imagine these girls stumbling upon these threads and getting all excited that they have foreign fans, only to Google Translate the posts and be presented with the above.

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>>17127876
who is this supposed to be?

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>>17128217
Mory from Busu ID. Not the only idol who shits her pants but the only one who eats while doing so!

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>>17127796
Cuteness overload.

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>>17128214
I imagine some wotas finally going to read what they say on the oversea 2ch

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why is my penis so erect?

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>>17128325
It's only natural. She's a 10/10.

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>>17128316
they'd be impressed

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>>17128325
No actresses allowed here

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Caution! This cutie is cute!

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>>17128408
i want to see her cute face squirm as she pushes out a massive log!!

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>>17128417
There you go.

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>>17127493

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>>17128417
Fuck off or get banned retard.

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>>17128430
no, that's the face she makes whenever seisei forces her massive black strap-on into Komachi's tight asshole!

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Chino waves enthusiastically when she spots me approaching our arranged meeting place. "Anon!" she walks quickly towards me, smiling. She stops just in front of me and bows casually.
"Shall we go?"
It is a busy afternoon and the main street is busy and loud, so we decide to head down a couple of side streets to find somewhere a bit quieter and more relaxing. We make small talk as we walk together and she tells me about her idol activities. She seems like a different girl compared to the last time we met, but I like this more open and cool side of her. She stops outside a cafe which has cakes on display at the window.
“Ooh, this looks nice, let's go in here!”
We go into this small, traditional style cafe to the warm and welcoming smell of coffee and sweets. The cafe is nice and quiet with only around 5 other people in there. We take a seat at a table for two near the window and a waitress comes to take our order. Chino orders a cream bun and tea and I just ask for a black coffee.
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The waitress brings my coffee, Chino's cream bun and her tea. Her eyes light up when she sets the cream bun down in front of her, and she lets out an excited “Oooh!” before tucking in! “Mmm, this is great!”
We continue chatting when suddenly Chino becomes uncomfortable and looks down at the floor. She stutters her words and her face turns red. Her shoulders are tense. I grab her hand which is balled into a fist on the table and she quickly turns her eyes to me, almost looking angry.
“It's okay” I say.
Her eyes soften and she smiles at me before relaxing her whole body. Her hand grabs mine back. A soft “fffttt” is released from her rear before turning into a harsher “ppfffttt”. She looks up at me embarrassed but smiling. I smile back and squeeze her hand.
“I'll just use the bathroom before we leave...” A couple of customers give her strange looks as she walks away, but she is still smiling. I call to the waitress for the bill.
I wait outside the door for Chino to finish and she seems surprised to see me there.
“I thought I'd go too before we left”
“Ah...” she seems embarrassed again, “I'll wait outside then”.
I enter the restroom and realise that it's a single toilet for both sexes. When I close the door I feel the warmth of the stench that stings my nostrils, but I only breathe in deeper. I walk over to the toilet and notice the streaks of poop down the bowl, and the smell only gets stronger. I sit down on the toilet seat, close my eyes and breathe in deeper than I ever have before.
“What a girl...”

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Mommy looking cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG7C6veeA8E

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What did she see?

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>>17128588

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>>17128588
this thread

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>>17128585
It was already posted!
Also this grandma > mommy!

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>>17128487
Now that's what I call shitposting.

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>>17128595
Why does Anna sound like a guy though?

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>>17128585
>Mommy get's a solo part and camera zoomed onto her
Hamu clearly knows who the most popular girl is.

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>>17128601
Fuck you she has a great voice

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>>17128614
She literally has the deepest voice of the group and she sounds like a guy. Or she needs to lay off smoking.

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baby poopchi is best cy8er!

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>>17128614
Sup Terry

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>>17128619
How in the world does she sound like a guy?

>>17128627
t. Zob
Fuck off zob

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>>17128624

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>>17128641
Did they?

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>>17124963
>Weebs

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>>17128641
*SSSSNNIIIFFF*

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>>17128649
they did, again and again

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>>17128655
what the fuck!

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>>17128619
Her voice is somewhat deep but she doesn't sound like a guy at all.

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Pochi is on all fours on the ground, naa-tan pulls the chain around her neck. Pochi arches her back and her breathing becomes heavy. She groans and screws up her face, pushing the first stream of piss out. "come on, good dog" naa-tan says.
Pochi pushes harder and with a loud "PFFTT" releases a weeks worth of shit onto the floor on and around Naa-tans feet. Pochi moans in pleasure, her legs shaking. Naa-tan pushes her bare foot into the steaming pile and wiggles her toes. She pulls her foot out with a soft "eew" before wiping her shit covered foot on pochi's leg, marking her white skin with a big brown streak. "You best come round here and clean up this mess like a good dog!"

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>>17128655
Ivanka Trump is not an alternative idol. She probably doesn't even stink!

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>>17128601
>>17128619
Lay off the reefer my guy.

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>>17128681
She's not even cute.

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>>17128669
She sounds a like a full on man.

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Anna has more of a manly voice than me.

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>>17128669
Yeah she does go listen to the video.

>>17128694
Laurence?

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>>17128720
Maybe you should stop talking like a bender, anon.

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>>17127399
She's fine as long she's not stalking and trying to kill me!

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>>17128755
Maybe you should stop with the shitty gimmick.

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>>17128763
Not even gimmick-posting though. If her voice is manlier than yours, the problem is your voice.

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>>17128784
No it's hers. She has a deep voice go check your ears.

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>>17128787
She has a deeper voice than the other girls but it is in no way manly. She's also taller than all of them yet still quite a bit shorter than I am on account of my being male.

Maybe you're just low test, anon.

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>>17128787
>>17128763
>>17128720
Back off twink.

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~A Stinky Manifesto: Fukase Kojima's Anal Aroma ~
Chapter MVCXII - an excerpt.

The Busu ID show just ended. As it was my turn for cheki with Fukase, good God, the aroma that hit me as I walked up to her was more pungent than I could have ever imagined, not helped by the extreme sweating she's doing, given that at no point during the set did she remove her blue with white sleeve (fading to a dull brownish grey with some particularly noticeable dark stains in places) tracksuit.
"H-hello! I'm Anon!" I stuttered out.
Fukase, drunk and barely coherent by this point, let's out a loud, obnoxious "HEY ANON!", the waft of her incredibly stinky breathe blasting me in the face, almost causing me to step back - but I didn't want to appear rude.
"How should we pose!" she slumbered out, stinkily.
"H-heh hehe, what if I kneeled down and p-pretended to sniff your bottom heh!! T-that would be a funny cheki!!" I whimpered out, expecting security to be called on me.
She looks me over and ponders on the unusual request for a moment... "ooH yeah!"
Before I knew it, her little boney hands were reaching up to pull my big gaijin shoulders to the ground so I was down on my knees. It didn't even feel like reality anymore, as the person taking cheki raised their camera up to take the photo. "Hold on" Fukase said, lowering her tracksuit bottoms revealing her tighty not-so-whitey panties to me right then and there!! Oh, Lord in Heaven! These panties had all sorts of shades of brown and greyish, dull yellow that you could imagine! How shameless of Fukase to be doing this!! The final kicker was her using one of her hands to push my head right in to these stinky undergarments just as the photo was taken!
"Anon, you're so perverted!" she joked, believing all this to be just in good fun.

I lost control.

I grabbed her hips with both hands and began to inhale vehemently through her stinky panties, the fabric practically becoming lodged in my nostrils from the sheer mach speed. I had become so aggressive in my crazed, horny, and awoken state that I had knocked her down to her hands and knees - only leading to EASIER access to her wafts. Security came in trying to pull me off and promptly kicked me out of the venue. Before I was thrown out onto my ass, I could see Fukase looking at me, with a bewildered - yet not entirely digusted, expression.

I sat in a nearby park bench for about an hour, the cool midnight breeze blowing against my neck, trying to calm down and recollect my thoughts.
"Anon" I hear whispered behind me.
Fukase was standing there, unusually sobered up and almost.. timid and shy, a side of her I had never seen, a side of her I never knew existed. I tried to make any sort of noise as a response but nothing came out.
"Anon, I.. that was really.. cool what you did... no one has.. ever sniffed there before..!"
She wafted away the few flies following her around (due to her general trash-like body odor) and sat down next to me. I could see the moon reflecting in her glistening eyes.
"P-please sniff me like that again!"

She did not hold back this time. As though completely unaware of our location, she pulled down her tracksuit yet again, but this time, the panties came down too. What was revealed to me may be the most putrid, disgusting, odorous, hairy fucking arsehole I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on. Fukase is quite mentally unstable, and it is definitely reflected in her seeming inability to wipe after she takes one of her infamous 30cm long loads. The skin around her stinkhole and genitalia seemed to have a diseased greenish tint to it from years of incorrect washing... "how appetizing!" I thought.
"Smell my dingleberries...! Onegai!!!" she practically screamed.
I buried my nose in the forest of her unshaven poo chamber and inhaled deeply. She yelped as the asshairs were torn off from the gusts of my unstoppable sniffing. As we made eye contact in this moment, we both knew - we had met our soul mate.

She invited me back to her less than glamorous apartment. All of her pillows were dirty and stained from her greasy, unkempt hair sleeping on them. I spotted at least a handful of living creatures crawling around underneath all the trash thrown across the floor. If Fukase's aroma was bad on it's own, her living space that has had to put up with her for years now was diabolical. After just 5 minutes of standing in here, I was already on my hands and knees with my head to the ground.
"Fukase-chan-- please let me stay and live as your stinky sniff slave!!!"
She smirked and looked down at me as the dog I am.
"Are you sure you can handle that, anon?" She grinned menacingly as she let out a nasty fucking fart.

That day marked a day of true ascension.
I had truly become Alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128858
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128823
Or maybe you are the one with the twink voice. She sounds manly if you compare her to the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128858
>"Smell my dingleberries...! Onegai!!!"

/alt/, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128858
this is the best thing that's ever happened to this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128875
/alt/ has been shit for the past 50 threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128842
Not even samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128858
>he most putrid, disgusting, odorous, hairy fucking arsehole I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on
>buried my nose in the forest of her unshaven poo chamber and inhaled deeply.
>She grinned menacingly as she let out a nasty fucking fart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128883
More like 100 threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128165
>>17128487
>>17128858
The Stinky Trilogy is complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128903
quadrilogy if you include the forbidden, deleted story

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128921
Good shirt, what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128910
this one?
Pochi is on all fours on the ground, naa-tan pulls the chain around her neck. Pochi arches her back and her breathing becomes heavy. She groans and screws up her face, pushing the first stream of piss out. "come on, good dog" naa-tan says.
Pochi pushes harder and with a loud "PFFTT" releases a weeks worth of shit onto the floor on and around Naa-tans feet. Pochi moans in pleasure, her legs shaking. Naa-tan pushes her bare foot into the steaming pile and wiggles her toes. She pulls her foot out with a soft "eew" before wiping her foot on pochi's leg, leaving a large brown streak on her pure white skin. "You best come round here and clean up this mess like a good dog!"
Pochi crawls round under naa-tan's foot and takes it in her mouth like she hasn't eaten a thing in days. She licks and sucks her own fresh feces from between naa-tan's toes with a big smile on her face. "What a good dog, but we still have a lot to get through!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128927
of course!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128921
Edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128921
>tfw you're a punk stuck in a pop rock group

[Anonymous No.]

>>17124963
I love Yuzu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128936
She's about as punk as Nickelback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128947
Does nickelback defy their managers and stage dive while all the other members are doing what their told?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128952
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128952
If thats punk, you should lend me your green day and sum41 cd's

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128962
Those are technically punk too my hipster friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128966
They are pop rock my friend

[Anonymous No.]

Fire sale on bottled sweat, get it before /alt/ is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128969
punk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128981
Poop

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128975
Did you just pee in a bottle and post a photo of it here? Why would you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128985
thats beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128988
What kind of savage country serves beer in plastic bottles?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

the stories may be removed, but their legacy will live on, forever.

>>17128996
dedicated to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128943
She gets hotter every day. Wait...is she wearing a Babymetal shirt?????

[Anonymous No.]

this box arrives at your door.
what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129010
Throw it in the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129006
>Babymetal shirt

Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129010
Threaten Gumi to suck the ladyboy off with a kitchen knife as I watch and awkwardly stroke with my left hadn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129010
Make ringo my wife and tell Gumi she can do whatever she wants as long as she doesn't come into my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128981
>he believes the mainstream media's classification of "punk"

MY SIDES

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129010
Have Ringo suck me off then have her fuck me in the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129036
Its agua, he tries too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128988
I love beer! I need to drink at least one beer a day! I'm going to drink beer while I listen to MBG today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17128858
i used to hate the /stinky/ meme but this thread has been redeemed, all hail the malodorous idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129040
You're the definition of a try-hard. Remove yourself from my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtube.com/channel/UC8w1hbvFqCD9_rJFV4cdc6w

Mommy made a YouTube channel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129055
I thought agua was a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129010
close it and seal it shut with nails then it goes straight to the landfill

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129062
You mean someone pretending to be mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

Who can figure out the true meaning of 『Promise the Star』??? Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129170
Which star are they promising!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129170
the star is my dick and the promise is to suck it. enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

do you see that plane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129208
fuck off zob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129208
Fuck off zob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129179
Aldebaran.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129006
>>17129018

It is a Bucho shirt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129320
>BADASS

[Anonymous No.]

passcode is better than babymetal in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

posting best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129474
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129474

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129101
an indoneasian bitch made cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129349
Thank goodness! No betrayal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129889
but what did bucho mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

I love Kanra!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect this smile!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129474
did runa dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17129292
88 Hail brother

Aldebaran awaits

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130094
That picture is shopped. She doesn't smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130958
she's trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130969
Correct. She is trying, but she is trying to die not smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130979
yes, trying not to die but to reach me as I'm bound to meet death by her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131073
you are embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131076
take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

Yo Momo 4 lyfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131073
Please have a stroke and stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131097
Warmth in My pants as I think of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131103
Could it possibly be that you were... #pissing4momo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131097
which momo?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/fcPedMClAAU?t=12m20s

it never gets old

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131112
There's only one good Momo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130958
>>17130969
>>17130979
>>17131101

Is she half American or something?

Has a very Western face

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131150
Half french

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131155
aaaah, that explains the French writing on their merch

[Anonymous No.]

Talk about your poop, talk about your stink 3:16.

Momo 3:16 says you just pissed your pants

[Anonymous No.]

These are your idols for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131171
looks like tonight is gonna suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130979
>>17131101
Is Kotao samurai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131190
She is merely the manifestation of death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131198
Weebteam and weebteam imitators need to go

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131182
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131227

[Anonymous No.]

Wearing spats with Kotao!

[Anonymous No.]

Me on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17131137
Momose

[Anonymous No.]

I love Kaneko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17132059
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17127796
lol they're garbage without yunomi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17132763
Momose Momo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17132821
Right? What even is that remix?

[Anonymous No.]

Shapey booty and a flat booty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17132853
Billie Idle is crap and overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133107
Yeah but you're gay and suck cock

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133107
Ok Ramen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133140

[Anonymous No.]

What did Mashicha mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134008
She wants cum on her armpits and she wants it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130055
Kanra janai!

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy is a married woman now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133956
i love her autistic pokemon bracelet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134100
She looks like a confused german shepard in the ones where she tilts her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134032
Gomen! Yonra dayo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133091
Uika looks much better without makeup. I bet she is a total knockout in person and would easily win a female fatal 5-way inside the confines of a steel cage on a Sunday night prime time pay-per-view

[Anonymous No.]

Daily cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

when did this thread become such garbage

[Anonymous No.]

Daily beauty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134296
when you started posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133956
i love my cute wife with all my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

Daily s****y!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134377
So cool, yet so vulnerable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134397
waa... what a big smelly baby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134401
This baby is smelly and skelly!

[Anonymous No.]

Nyan!

[Anonymous No.]

i like this pic

[Anonymous No.]

thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135031
looks korean

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135031
Cute but not distinctive, I'd have to echo the Korean remark

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135031
Is this our Moq or am I going insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135090
you're losing your mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135090
Hamu has a sizable schnoz for sure, but Nicamoq's mousey yet beak-like sniffer gives her a run for her money!
Kotao reigns supreme as the nebulous nose leader of /alt/ though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135096
You can't trick me, I ran an extensive investigation inside the depths of my mind and I decided I'll go with Moq!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130152
*salute*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135296
Summer Rocket has the best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135304
very cute and pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135031
fuckathon

[Anonymous No.]

did they?

[Anonymous No.]

me at the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135739
didnt you already post this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135748
she seems to do these radio shows almost weekly now and posts a pic each time

[Anonymous No.]

>when you take a massive shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135791
suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135812
suck my dick

ill piss in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135830

[Anonymous No.]

woke up at 11pm today

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130152
>>17135296
such a good girl, must protect this bright smile

[Anonymous No.]

thread needs moar megubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135878
sepuku yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135888
fuck off agua you bitch made indonesian piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135893
I support Megubutt. That anon is not me, my friend. Am I everywhere to you? When you close your eyes, is it me you see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135919
fucking kill yourself you cancerous sack of shit

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts59qhi3qek
Dunno who these are but they're hot af.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your secret idol group that you follow but don't post about here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136000
what the fuck is k-pop doing to japanese youth

make it stop

no if you'll excuse me I'm about to nut

[Anonymous No.]

Agua you didnt send nudes and this is the result. You have 24 hours to comply, otherwise My lawyer will contact you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136000

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136017
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136009
denpagumi inc.
maneki

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136009
runaten

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136191
i see you my ninja

mmfwcl

[Anonymous No.]

Agua has been cut off, no More translation privileges for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136269
can you shut the fuck up idiot? stop meta posting you're ruining the thread

[Anonymous No.]

How am I supposed to compete?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136269
Okay, dude. We're not friends anymore. Stop posting about this shit here and elsewhere, it's super cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136300
>so cringe
go back to your circlejerk site you sack of abortion waste, go suck more indonesian dick you ugly cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>http://www.homicidols.com/just-friends-helping-friends-support-the-anonymous-translator/

please pay me money or I won't translate anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136329
looks like that translator anon ended up being quite the jew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136329
>2 patrons already
wew lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136336
You can't trust landowners, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136367
Understand him, I guess he have to pay for his cheki anon. 3 or 4 events a week tend to cost a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136409
Give me money too then. I'd like to fly to Japan.

Or you know, he could just get a fucking job. Plus don't you landowners constantly tout that it's cheap and totally not expensive, that even on a college student wage one could go to Japan and go to shows? Guess not huh. You landowners just want snowflake points and money. Greedy ass motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136420
>on a college student wage one could go to Japan and go to shows

El Famoso "working holiday and english teaching" is still an option I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135791
haha look she's making a funny face!

[Anonymous No.]

Honkie has removed her hair

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137167
me in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137167
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135851
i... i wanna cum on her tongue!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136420
I don't think anybody said it was cheap here, except that guy who was convinced that a show ticket cost 1000 yens, drink included.

There's a reason why idol wota have the reputation of being the one who spend the most in their hobby, being a "regular" (aka at least half a dozen gig per months) easily cost you a few hundred of bucks per months.

And that's assuming your group is not an "expensive" one to follow and that you're not looping at cheki line like a madman.

[Anonymous No.]

LANDOWNERS ARE THE ENEMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137655
please list them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137682
Zob
RamenShuriken
Beret guy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137640
Idol shows are cheap

[Anonymous No.]

Leave the landowners to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137789
10 a month plus cheki are less cheap

But anon translator is still jewing with his patreon

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight landowners and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

[Anonymous No.]

I go to work and everything goes to shit during that. Wtf guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137842

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137335
give Honkie back her hair

[Anonymous No.]

Hold up, now! There's too many casuals and land renters claiming to be owners, so we, The Alt Land Owners' Association, have drafted up the guidelines to true land ownership.

-you support 1, maybe 2 groups. Anything above that is just too much and you're a casual
-you need to strive to make as many events as you can.
-you take at least 1 cheki after each event
-you are known by your oshi (BY NAME), bonus from other members
-ultrabonus: management knows you
-you've got more of a half a dozen copies of each newly released single
-you hand out those CDs at taibans.
-you travel outside your city of domicile during tours to see your group perform
-actually, festivals and events are a good reason to travel, too.
-you NEVER buy tickets at the door
-ticket buying places ranked: Merch Table at a gig -> Fan Club/Management Reservation form -> Convenience Store/Online Ticket Sites -> Buy from a friend -> Buy from some dude that got RT'd and had a ticket for sale -> Merkari/Yahoo Auctions/ticket camp -> Door
-familymart is the best.
-pregig beer is a tradition. Anything goes expect Super Dry, that stuff is nasty.
- you've got a bunch of cheki coins/ticket in advance
-you have 500 yen coins always ready for live houses
-and then you go to Osaka/Nagoya where some venues charge 600-700 yen
-don't rush to be in the first people to have cheki taken. Being the last is also a risk. Middle part is the best, girls aren't that tired and you might have some leeway to talk.
-always stick around to the very end of the cheki session for the last byebyes from the group
-you have woken up at 5AM on a sunday to go to Boondkc Village in Buttfuck Prefecture for an event.
-you get weird looks from Japanese Casuals
-japanese Core Fans are your friends
-do you even lift? You are the designated lifter for many people
-you spend time to make a list like this even if you were supposed to separate the garbage correctly as you still struggle with the autistic garbage collection system

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137869
There's a hamu psyop going on.

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT MESS WITH /STINKY/

[Anonymous No.]

Appel de l'Amour Véritable


Grâce à ces mots j'aimerais t'exprimer
Quelle place dans mon cœur tu as occupé
Je t'aime, Je t'aime, oui je t'aime,
[推しメンの名前] je t'aime
Tel un ange venu tout droit du paradis
Tu es devenue ma raison d'exister
A tes cotés l’éternité je veux passer,
Je ne laisserais rien se mettre entre nous ;
Car je dois te l'avouer : Je t'aime plus que tout
Je t'aime plus que tout !

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137898
Is /stinky/ inner circle now or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137898

[Anonymous No.]

>when your stench becomes so intense that it pulls you into the void

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137901
Its More of a triangle. Stinky, w***team and a third, secret crew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137901
cancer circle maybe

[Anonymous No.]

4 days ago, Fukase uploaded an image to her twitter of a fresh pile of her copro. for 4 days, i have not been able to sleep right. i have been tossing and turning in my bed, sweating profusely, thinking about how it would have been had i lived with Fukase after she took this 30 cm monster.

she would have gotten up, and bewildered, exclaimed "Woah! Anon! Get in here look at this!!". unknowing, i would assume something was wrong and darted in, but there i see Fukase - barely pulling up her pyjama bottoms, and her head arching over the toilet bowl.

it's her big fucking shit. i loudly exclaim "ewww!" and cover my nose with my hand, but in reality, every moment spent in that bathroom was spent quietly inhaling the vile fumes deeply.


>>17137934
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm next in line to get a cheki with Mani! I'm so excited to finally meet her. When my turn comes I nervously introduce myself. When asked how I want to pose, I suggest bending down to make her look even taller. She seems a bit embarrassed but agrees anyway. I bend down so my face is right by her stomach, and a hear a loud groaning and gurgling coming from her bowels. Mani has frozen. I ask if she's okay but she doesn't reply. Slowly, I see her pure white shorts become stained with brown as diarrhoea is released from her bum!
"hahahaha!" I laugh and point at her. "What a baby!" The fans around me start laughing, and even the other girls laugh too. Her face is completely red and her shorts are now completely brown!

[Anonymous No.]

https://discord.gg/ff5S9

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137925
go away anthony

[Anonymous No.]

Why steal you along so furtively in the twilight, Zob?
And what hide you so carefully under your mantle?
Is it a treasure that has been given you?
Or a child that has been born you?
Or go you yourself on a thief's errand, you friend of the evil?
- Truly, my brother, said Zob, it is a treasure that has been given me: it is a little truth which I carry. But it is naughty, like a young child; and if I hold not its mouth, it screams too loudly.

As I went on my way alone today, at the hour when the sun declines, there met me a youtube wota, and he spoke thus to my soul:
"Much has Zob spoken also to us youtube wota, but never spoke he to us concerning idol."
And I answered her:
"Concerning Idol, one should only talk to landowners."
"Talk also to me of Idol," said he; "I am dumb enough to forget it presently."
And I obliged the youtube wota and spoke thus to him:

Everything in Idol is a riddle, and everything in Idol has one solution - it is called stinky. Landowner is for the Idol a means: the purpose is always the stink. But what is the Idol for Landowner? Two different things wants the true Landowner: cheki and stink. Therefore wants he Idol, as the most dangerous plaything. Landowner shall be trained for teaching English, and Idol for the creation of the shit: all else is folly. Too sweet scents - these the Landowner likes not. Therefore likes he Idol; - stinky is even the sweetest Idol.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool Dots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138057
is that hoshina fumimi hailing dots

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137925
hi jpopcity

[Anonymous No.]

please add to next OP

https://youtu.be/Z2n2YT7LqiU

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138107
Yes it's her, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Cutie Komachi with god tier taste once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136009
Akagidan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujs8qo32LX8

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137640
>>/jp/thread/S17040866#p17049919

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138602
A student budget is like 300 a month max, the fuck
No way you can even get a flight to japan for that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137640
>>17138602
>I don't think anybody said it was cheap here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138609
What the hell? What kind of sweatshops do you work at?
My first internship as a freshman I was making bottom dollar at 30k for the year

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138711
Nice to see you live a privileged life, not everyone else does though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138716
Try harder for your idols shitstain

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138791
I wish I could have willed myself to be born to wealthy parents in a country full of opportunity that allowed me to easily achieve what I want to with a bit of effort, but unfortunately along with the other 7 billion people in the world it seems as though I didn't try enough to be born in the right circumstances. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138807
Get yourself a marketable skillset you lazy piece of shit and quit crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138822
t. white male

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138822
Or just live in a country with a social security system thaf pays well and is easy to exploit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138822
>>17138791
You seem to be lacking basic empathy there buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138609
>>17138711

Paid internship as a thing, then in term of wage it depend a lot of the country you're working in.
Guess than salary for an entry level software engineer in Japan usually goes somewhere between 3.5 and 6 million a year, bonus included. So it does not necessarily compare with your friend earning 15k dollars a month in a famous software company in Switzerland.

Your company being a black one or not also play a huge role.

As said, there is still the "english teaching adventure" option, but it seems it's not as profitable it was 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138854
agua be gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138862
That's not agua it's the french faggot

[Anonymous No.]

all you fucking international freaks need to gtfo
fuck off to Club Penguin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138889
fuck off jeb bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138889
Club Penguin died dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138896
WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Anonymous No.]

We need a complete and total shutdown of landowners entering /alt/ until we can figure out what the hell is going on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138909
Shut up Agua Trump

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/FsOfEh-GOaY?t=234 Only a real landowner could do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138909
I blame this Finnish Jew piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138938
I thought the finns got rid of the jews aeons ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138938
kill yourself riku mikkonen

[Anonymous No.]

Foreigners get OUT!

[Anonymous No.]

Remove all non blacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138953
fuck off agua

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139013
fuck you, go e beg on patreon some more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139031
Goodnight landowners and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

[Anonymous No.]

yo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139082
Yo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139082
BLACKS

[Anonymous No.]

is this the face of /alt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139082
-neko

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139059
how does it feel to be a jew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139101
y-yo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139120
get ya dick out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139105
no, this is

[Anonymous No.]

hey agua. wanna play some overwatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139113
When are you gonna play overwatch with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139105
>Babat being the face of /alt/
not that french faggot

[Anonymous No.]

agua! play overwatch with us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139128
>King of Alt

Is true is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139106
Kanra is so adorable, I can't take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139120
My wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>Its cool im gonna hang with Ike in New Orleans next april
Riku Mikonnen confirmed for Wrestle Mania

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139144
Kanra janai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139144
so cute! i'm goona -' uccjging CUMMM aaaahhss

[Anonymous No.]

post best boy idol

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the face of /alt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139141
everyone knows yuimato is the king of alt

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPDlUedzsvI

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139146
who told you this, agua!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139152
*best bunny idol

[Anonymous No.]

hehehe *dick slips out* ooooh hawa~

[Anonymous No.]

the inner stinkle is leaking
the stench permeates

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139161
bunnies can be boys too!

>>17139162
i want to see him shoot a full load after an exciting performance on stage!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the face of /alt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139169
this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139154
world heavyweight champion: the fat boy mikonnen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139168
he cant resist tasting his own seed!

[Anonymous No.]

shrek lookin ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139128
This motherfucker looks like he is having the time of his life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139180
sgt military man mikonnen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139200
Slicked back Finn. So swag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139189
@vonBabatus
be sure to smash that like and subscribe

[Anonymous No.]

*pukes*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139204
@jakoavain
for more military finn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139184
wtf i love Ringo now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139213
oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

Ringo is not a guy you fucktards.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i dont fuck w anyone who doesn't fuck w drinking ringo's sissy dick milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139246
i really enjoy this post, keep up the good work!

>>17139241
no! i want to tug him off under his skirt and make a big mess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139246
i rub sissy dick milk on my bald head

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

remember to give me money on patreon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139267
Enhance

[Anonymous No.]

The mod is gonna love it when he checks his queue later today. Good thread, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139286
I guess some peoples took the patreon joke pretty badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139294
"""joke"""

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139297
Did that guy dump you?

[Anonymous No.]

/baby/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139297
Moe Death won't pay all of his bills. He's gotta translate for cheki money somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Living a life full of new discoveries and responsibilities can be stressful. However, I want to give stuff out to the community. Why not incentivize it? Your support is welcomed.

>Why not incentivize it?

*cough* jew *cough*

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the face of /alt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139161
>>17139241
boy... and WHAT a boy!

[Anonymous No.]

hawa~

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that agua is going to mania with the translator and the weebteam guy? I heard he's pretty big into WWE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139383
Gonna cum....!!!??

[Anonymous No.]

*hides wet cum stains with bunny* (~_~;)

[Anonymous No.]

Janny cannot accept that ringo is a boy

janny cannot accept that Ano is a big shitty diaper-filling baby retard

[Anonymous No.]

this threads been a terrible mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139485
jhg says go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139485
Join the stink discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136329
Is this the same guy that posted his translations here, I noticed his geocite he made went down, did anyone save the translations

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139609
yeah same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

hehehe

[Anonymous No.]

used to frequent these threads back when they first started but because of work and depression and declining thread quality and whatever i stopped visiting

but i just had to come back to remind you that tentenko used to be the cutest girl in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Gt-heykjU

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139718
I think I remember you. It's true threads have gone to shit but I still read each one of them though. Keep on fighting anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139853
>I think I remember you.
no way you could know me just off that post, but ronically i was the guy who kept telling people that tentenko wasn't an idol anymore and she shouldn't be posted here. but i'm drunk watching through my BiS video collection and remembered how good a time that was so i had to come back to remind all you young guys falling for this new kuso idols

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139865
I thought you were that anon who appreciated my Tenko webms but now that you said who you were, I remember you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>My girlfriend gets full of energy from everyone
hmm will assume this was an error in the translation

[Anonymous No.]

is this /alt/?

[Anonymous No.]

Su is pu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136000
The girl in the pic's name is Nakamura Tina and she's 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140511
too old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140511
The idol industry is grotesque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139148
at first i thought her tongue had gotten fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

The fucking midget is stealing our momos https://www.redbubble.com/people/syneronline/works/26708034-this-is-a-chanmomo-tee

[Anonymous No.]

good morning
going to go tescos and buy brekfist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140661
How does Banmon management take the "savage" sales of fanmade goods ?

I know some group got pretty thight rules even with "limited sales that don't generate benifits" fanmade goods, like birthday tshirt and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

the only acceptable idol is
RINAHAMU

she knows

the value of money

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140661
midget shuriken

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140983
threads need more ano postage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

thread needs more kai, post kai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141076

[Anonymous No.]

Who's That Jap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141076

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141091
>>17141235
thanks, keep them coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141281

Kai is a pretty and refined girl anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141361
pretty ugly

[Anonymous No.]

http://aqbirec.com/ttts/2017/06/07/audition/

New TTTs members will probably join at some time during late July or August, depending how Tanaka enslaves them with rehearsal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141060
I want to marry Kotao!

[Anonymous No.]

not the strongest family resemblance

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141612
Looks like sis got the filipina looks

[Anonymous No.]

Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｔｉｍｅ あの空を染めてけ！

[Anonymous No.]

ＰＲＯＭＩＳＥ ＳＴＡＲ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141915
think its a bit strange how sue is so much paler, maybe its just tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141974
girl on the left looks pretty scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142022
thats my sister in law youre talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142054
Your monster* in law, you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141220
Ruka from wasuda

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141974
Its not a tan

[Anonymous No.]

SPOTTED: kechong in another goddamn minions shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141612
>>17141974
>>17142054
so /alt/ was right afterall
she is philippine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142152
the hafu thing isn't just a meme senpai, it's pretty common. kechong is also half filipino

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142085
tune in next time for another episode of Who's That Jap
>>17142152
this was never something in dispute shes half flip
>>17142089
its not just the face, her whole body is pale so i dont know what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142165
Even Rie Kaneko is a half-philippine.

The meme is that a lot of Philippine women were shipped to Japan to work as "entertainers" which meant hostessing or even prostitution

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142172
Genes, bro. Aforementioned Rie is also quite pale

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142165
>>17142172
truth hurts

[Anonymous No.]

Migma Shelter announcement soon! Let's hope it's a cd and not one man.

[Anonymous No.]

As this thread nears the end, I would just like to say I'm glad /alt/ may now end. It was shit, and I'm glad to be done with all of you. There will be no thread 101. It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142409
See you in next thread my guy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142409
Let the games begin!

[Anonymous No.]

Now that alt has died, you can go here:
>>17142458
>>17142458
>>17142458

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142409
when /alt/ finally dies, /stinky/ will rise forth from its festering corpse and attain the heights it deserves once and for all

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142463
Yes, please create your own general and fuck off there.

[Anonymous No.]

ano's tweeting darkly again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142680
Armpit scuffed af.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142682
i refuse to do the post so i give a pic instead

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEONE STOP THE HAM SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE MORE MONEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X68dcfGnU9Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142645
the deleted one said:
つきまとってきて死にたい死ねはやく

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142813
*pukes violently*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142894
Don't puke on mommy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142813
>quavo
Pleb taste. Real ones know Offset is the best Migo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143014
what? kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Time for a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143594
what? It's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143657
It can't be over when we have so much new exciting releases coming out soon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Goodbye alt. See you in the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144718
sucjk

[Anonymous No.]

good night, /alt/

[Anonymous No.]

Where did everything went wrong /alt/ ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145183
it was shit since the beginning, it just took awhile for that to really ripen into what it is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145183
circlejerk discords killed the magic.

[Anonymous No.]

LANDOWNERS DID THIS

[Anonymous No.]

slepped for nearly 12 hours last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145299
join the discord, agua wants to say helll

[Riku Mikonnen No.]

Before the thread dies I'd like to remind you guys to please give me money for translations I used to post on here for free.

https://www.patreon.com/anonymoustranslator

[Riku Mikonnen No.]

>>17145183
stink discord killed these threads

[Riku Mikonnen No.]

>>17143594
I'm not making a new thread

[Riku Mikonnen No.]

>>17145394
me and agua are going to wrestle mania next year

gonna fuck the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145394
id need an invite

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145426
for the love of yuzu dont do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145426
Don't listen to the other anon do it!!

Join the stinky discord!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145437
ive joined it before but i got kicked last time for saying that apart from cigarettes fukase didnt smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145460
they kicked out your boy Jeb Bush too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145412
the mods killed these threads by alienating half of the regular posters

[Anonymous No.]

What is Kotao's type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145603
type that suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17145610
I'd suck Kotao

If you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

new thread

>>17145877


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>>17145877