Monster Girl Thread

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Squirrels are timid creatures, be careful not to scare them.

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Dragon is olev

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I wanna cuddle my waifu on a cold rainy day!

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>>17047286
Undead dragon is olev x 2

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>>17047373
Now that some olev-olution right there.

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Shogs are olev! And so are Kikis!

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x is best girl

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>>17047373
Would you cuddlefuck an Undead Dragon?

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>>17047407
Sure.

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>>17047407
Can you give me one reason why I wouldn't?

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>>17047389
Lilims did nothing wrong

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>>17047420
She might leglock you when it's time to answer the door because the pizza guy is here.

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>>17047423
So far only Druella has done something bad and not just manifesting her inner magical realm like QoH.

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>>17047430
Lescatie was a falseflag to pin the blame on Druella! She wouldn't hurt a fly!

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>>17047373
Not really. Dragons are way better when alive.

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>>17047406
>x
z>y>x

I'm sorry anon it's the truth.

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>>17047426
Looks like we're having cold pizza
>>17047438
Disagreed.

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>>17047286
Mere female lizard.

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>>17047432
Bull shit.
She corrupted that place like a faceless and fat old man with a loli.

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>>17047373
Undead anything is OLEV.
Prove me wrong.

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>>17047406
∫f(x) dx is best girl

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>>17047449
>Prove me wrong.
I'd say I can't, but unfortunately the siths exist.

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>>17047453
>f(x)
>fox

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>>17047447
End this slander!

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>>17047449
Undead Siths.

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>>17047449
Undead ruins anything that has mofu or scales. It works perfectly on humans and the majin monsters.

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Have you been a good boy and followed the will of Eros like good followers?

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>>17047470
Me and my waifu worship Eros, so yes.

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>>17047470
>the will of Eros
I'm not following you anon.

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>>17047261
>Squirrels are timid creatures, be careful not to scare them.
That's not always true, at my brother's college some would get mean if you didn't feed them.

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>>17047467
Undeath makes no difference for things with scales, they're already cold

>Undeath ruins mofu
Silky smooth, soft and refreshingly cool mofu with out bodyheat begs to differ. Perfect for snuggling on warm days or warming up with your own heat.

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>>17047447
There is nothing wring with corrupting lolis though.

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>>17047394
Monsters are olev.

Ignore the naysayers. Each girl warrants love and affection.

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>>17047467
But the scales and mofu get that otherworldly ethereal aesthetic instead.

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>>17047473
Spreading love to those who do not know of it or scorn it.

Paladins of Eros travel the lands with their Cupid waifus and spread the joy of love with their bulging oiled muscles and blessed weapon gifted by Eros herself.

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>>17047470
Yes! I've jerked off to my waifu many times.

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>>17047449
Undeath is a meme.

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>>17047477
The scales become boney and hard. You can say that they would feel good because mamono mana but normal scales would feel way better. It's a meaningful downgrade.
Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.

>>17047483
Maybe if it's magical fake mofu and scales.

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>>17047493
Memes?

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>>17047467
>Undead ruins anything that has mofu or scales.
You're dumb. I bet you don't know squat about MGE Undead and abide the rotting meme some shitters here like to push.
>>17047508
>The scales become boney and hard. You can say that they would feel good because mamono mana but normal scales would feel way better. It's a meaningful downgrade.
>Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.
And you prove me right. Dumb faggot.

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I'm just here to get raped by a girl much larger than I am

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>>17047533
Let me guess, she's 7 ft tall?

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>>17047533
So would you want a Minotaur jock to make you her boytoy? Even if she's weak to you doing romantic things for her afterward?

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>>17047470

What do I need to do to be a follower of Eros?

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>>17047526
Zombie dragons shows what an undead reptile looks like and it's said that zombies need energy to keep themselves together. So it's obvious that mofu would fall off.

I noticed that a lot of undeadfags are actually braindead. I think it's kinda cute.

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Need a break from doodlimg stupid things. So how about some MGK?

You're Jimmy, and we're doing another Highschool edition at lunch time.

Do you take Anubis out on a date after school?
Do you stop the heated rivalry between Ophy and Pharaoh?
Do you help get crybaby Wyvern out of the locker she was stuffed into?
Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?
Do you head to Wurm's house after school and help her babysit her 40 sisters?
Do you spy on Ryu while she's with the swim team at the pool?
Do you watch /d/-tier hentai in one of the unused rooms with Ushi and Mantis to see who can stomach it the longest?
Do you ask Dragon if she'll share her lunch with you while sitting outside and under a tree?
Or do you just sit with the social reject Moth, Centipede girl, Bicorn, and Kobold and try to be friendly?

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I want to intercrural a Lava Golem maid.

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>>17047533
Enjoy your Shire Centaur rape.

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>>17047557
MGK needs to rest.

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>>17047549
Express love strongly.

To be a paladin, you must become very fit, oil your body up, wear only a loincloth and/or a helmet with some jewelry, and spread the love of Eros with your +10 demonrealm silver Zweihander blessed by Eros to have the same effects as a Cupid's arrows.

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>>17047557
Definitely the rejects.

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>>17047541
That little comic was wonderful.

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>>17047539
She could be six feet tall and it would still be good enough. Hell I'm wiling to go up to ten as long as she'll push me down and not take no for an answer
>>17047541
I'd prefer constant smug in one form or another, but that's not going to stop me from buying her flowers yes
>>17047560
I'd take horse pussy at this point no lie

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>>17047568

What if I don't believe in love?

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>>17047557
How do you guys even pick any of these? Like they're all so perfect.

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>>17047557
The same thing I always do, Anon.
Sit in the corner and get ignored.

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>>17047573
Do you have the full version?

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>>17047557
>Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?
What are they planing? I need to find out!

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>>17047539
No, nine.

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>>17047556
>and it's said that zombies need energy to keep themselves together
They already have Demonic Energy running through their bodies, so this falls flat.
>I noticed that a lot of undeadfags are actually braindead. I think it's kinda cute.
Says the guy that makes up shit on the fly.

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Loli undead are the best kind of undead
>cute liches and wights with sexy butts and thighs
>lewding is twice as mindblowing for them than for non-undead lolis because there's the body heat on top of pleasure
>miracle of (un)life coming from death

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>>17047584
The only other two panels show she's boisterous in a party setting. It's meant to show that she's actually cute when it comes to one on one affection.

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>>17047557
I'd go with the rejects, but someone needs to help that poor Wyvern.

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>>17047508
>The scales become boney and hard
>Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.
Now you're just making things up. Your lies have been seen through, villain. That is, unless you can provide a citation where KC states it to be the case

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>>17047586
Just a simple brunch, anon. Not like they're going to drug you with a love potion and have their way with you forever as their husband slut who dropped out of school to be their cum dispenser.

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Gentlemen, a strange thought just occurred to me; Polish Valkyries.

LITERAL WINGED HUSSARS.

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>Dhampir rediscovers her OC she made when she was in her chunni phase

How would you console her?

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>>17047593
>>17047584
First panel is besto tho

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>>17047609
Just imagine her being like that and dragging you off to her room for hours and hours of rough moo-snu.
Then imagine her reaction when she wakes up the next morning and you're still there, cuddled up to her.

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>>17047603
I want all of this.

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>>17047609
Who's the artist for these

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>>17047606
Sperg out about how cool it is honestly. I made some cringy oc's myself but I still actually like them.

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>>17047606
Ask if she wants to do lewd stuff with castlevania OST playing.

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>>17047609
That Minotaur is out of control!

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>>17047606
Just ask her if she wants to roleplay those fantasies in the bedroom. Honestly it'd make her day.

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>>17047623
graphiteknight / matsusensei
Big into boobs

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>>17047606
No, Dhampirs a shit

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https://pastebin.com/u1tTpNaZ

I wrote a short story about a Nureonago. She's one of my favourite girls, but hardly has any art or stories of her, so I decided to change that! I'm thinking about writing more short things like this for other girls who don't have much content, so feel free to suggest a girl I should write about.

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>Heya Anon, you wanna go throw eggs at Old Man Paladin's house?

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>>17047638
t. Vampire who got bullied by them

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>>17047622
So you'd want to be the husband of those Wight ojou-samas? You'd better give them enough spirit energy to knock them up.

>>17047633
You should take her up to her room so she can sleep off the booze anon. Don't pay any mind to a clicking sound if you hear one,
that's definitely not the door being locked behind you.

>>17047637
And this is why good boys shouldn't go into swamps. Some lewd Onee-san might make them addicted to paizuri.

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>>17047618
I imagine that almost nightly already though.
I'd fucking love a minotaur exactly like her.

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>>17047649
And suddenly, I'm imagining her shooting them out of her vag like they were ping-pong balls

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>>17047647
>New Frosticle
>Best slime
This is a good start to my weekend

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>>17047647
Neat, always great to see an under appreciated monster girl get some love.

If you're interested in her then Nereid might be a good option. People tend to forget they exist.

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>>17047649
I don't see any eggs Hellwan-chan, where are you hiding them?

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>>17047649
Look at that ass-fang.

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>>17047647
I'm looking forward to this, yamato nadeshiko slime doesn't get nearly enough love.

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>>17047660
Would you want her to slam you onto a reinforced bed and them do squats onto your dick?
Would you want her to tease you and edge you with her incredible muscle control, keeping you from cumming as she has orgasm after orgasm?
Would you want her to reward you after she finishes her lewd "set" by taking her gargantuan calcium cannons and milking your balls dry with them as she grins lewdly at you?

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>>17047691
I bet she'd tease you by smacking her plump ass and letting you watch it jiggle.
When are you going to bend her over the bed and breed her already anon? She's been waiting so long.

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>>17047685
>She grins, and opens a bag she had stashed nearby, revealing gigantic Ostrich eggs.
>"We're gonna turn that old geezer's place into an omelette!"

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>>17047708
But those are so big! I don't think my puny skeleton arms could throw them that well.

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>>17047708
I don't want Old Man Paladin to kill me. He's extremely old and extremely a virgin. Who knows what magical horrors he is capable of.

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>>17047717
>>17047718
>Tch, you're not gonna wuss out are ya Anon? Come on, it'll be hilarious!"

This Hound is a bad girl! She's going to get you into trouble and mischief!

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>>17047718
I hear Old Man Paladin pulls off little boys' winkies if he catches them egging his house.

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>>17047696
>edged again and again by that beautiful gorgeous lewd boobed muscle machine
>Finishes with paizuri with her sweaty, colossal soft tits smothering my dick entirely
I'd cum so much she'd think it was some sort of freak accident. Her whole upper body, torso, tits, face would be a white stained mess and I'd pass out dehydrated right there on her bed.

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>>17047728
I'm not a wuss! I just can't throw good!

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>>17047680
I really like the thought of doing one about a Nereid, just reading through her profile gave me a lot of ideas already. Thanks!

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>>17047732
I hear he has a trophy room, where he collects the butts of all the Monster's he defeated!

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>>17047728
I hope she gets her ass beaten by Old Man Paladin, so she can learn some valuable life lessons about vandalizing private property.

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>>17047733
> die of dehydration
> " This just on on MON news: Too much sex- a bad thing? Tune in at eight to find out. "
> Scared waifus being forcing their husbands to drink lots of water and/or milk.
> Tanukis buy up all the pumping stations and make a killing.
> GatorgirlAde comes out promising maximum hydration, is instantly a hit.

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>>17047733
She's gonna be grinning the whole time anon.
She won't stop squeezing her tits together while pumping them up and down until the last drop is pooling between her cleavage.
Even if you pass out before that happens.
It's very likely that you'll wake up to find she's gotten it all off of herself and is 69ing you in her sleep.

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>>17047754
He's going to put on his old armor, charge out and lightning speed, and give her a spanking with a mailed hand!

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>>17047756
Nursing handjobs and lotus nursing proven to be superior once more

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>>17047749
Not the butts!

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Thoughts?

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And on this day, the kejourous got themselves a new heroine to look up to after Bayonetta.

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>>17047771
Very cute.

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>>17047762
>and is 69ing you in her sleep
Well, I AM dehydrated after all. Might as well search for some moisture while I'm in such a position and make the most of it.
When life gives you milk and 'honey', drink the milk and eat the honey. Lots and lots of it.

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>>17047773
I'm still not going to buy their console for it.

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>>17047771
Kuu bugs are wonderful.

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>>17047778
After she wakes up, she'll probably help you rehydrate with some of her milk.
They're like watermelons anon, she's got plenty of it to spare.

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>>17047771
Kuu bugs get hugs

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>>17047793
I'd buy her a 24 pack of her favorite beer if she let me stick around and 'rehydrate' the rest of the day with her.
Also a very, very common fantasy I've had. She's just so perfect. I'd go from dehydrated to drowning once I get latched onto those things.

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>>17047771
Don't trust them, they will devour you!

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>>17047771
I want her to sit on me and ignore any response I have.

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>>17047604
Excellent choice.

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>>17047832
That's something of a myth anon, even with real mantises!

At most she'll nibble on you if she's nervous (likely to only happen after her emotions awaken).

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>>17047261
That's a cute squirrel
I want to snuggle her, grope her middle, and slip her temporary transformation potions before she goes on air, like giving her gag boobs, or massively muscled depending on the mood

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>>17047826
She'd probably give you a beer infused kiss too.

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>>17047854
The Mantis Woods are no place for the faint of heart!

Also you need to be above level 19 to enter the zone.

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>>17047869
Im no slouch of a boozer myself to be honest, so that sounds just as well. I'm sure she won't mind me breaking out the harder stuff to get real nice and loose together.

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>>17047480
Ugh, no.

>Roper
>Matango
>Beelzebutt
>The furries
>Liliraune

There's a reason the writefags ignore them.

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>>17047855
>Pouting ratotaskry in a slightly ripped shirt with bulging muscle trying to do the news while her succubutt co-host tries to stop sniggering

[Anonymous No.]

How often do Vampires bite a regular human woman?

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>>17047649
the great thing about going swimming with hellhounds is that the water is never cold

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>>17047909
Depends on how often they meet worthy women

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>>17047909
When one would make a good vampire, so not that often

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>>17047909
Very very rarely, they deem humans as unworthy plebs so making one of them vampire is very special occasion

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>>17047909
They won't even bother with most of them, but they will if the woman is of "noble nature."
They do this to monsterize her.

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>>17047261
I wanna play with that squirrel's fun bags!

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>>17047909
It's rare, profile says only women worthy of it get transformed.

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I imagine my Hakutaku wife being haughty enough to claim that life of dairy cow is beneath of her status, only to start slipping more and more moo's in her speech the more her breasts swell from milk, smothering me when she or her bra can't take it anymore. Should I say anything afterwards, she would return the favor and milk me extra hard the next day.

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>>17047882
Those Mantis' are acting weird.

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>>17047924
Overly busty, overly milky squirrels are fun

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>>17047261
>tfw no sex-haired shortstack Ratatoskr in business attire

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>>17047887
Enjoy your slow passionate muscle cuddlesex anon!

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>>17047939
>sex-haired
This is just wavy hair, right? Where did this meme begin?

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>>17047649
The way her pose is, it looks like she's half leaning/sitting on the side of a bed or something.

Agegap maledom with the teenage Hellhound that lives next door

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>>17047980
Sex-hair has been around for ages anon.

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>>17047983
You know how it's going to end

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>>17047980
Nah, sex hair is what hair looks like after sex.
Frizzy, unkept and absolutely boner inducing both in the heart and dick sense.

[Anonymous No.]

What would going to school in a mountain village that snows 9 months out of the year be like?

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>>17047938
>Overly busty, overly milky squirrels are fun
That's goes for just about every monster girl. I'd love to wake up every morning with my face just buried in her tits, listening to her heartbeat and feeling the rise and fall of her chest as she breaths.

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>>17047988
Kaoru is best girl

Hellhounds have best sex hair.

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>>17048003
It'll be fine as long as I have my Hellhound childhood friend to keep me warm!

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>>17047988
Yeah, that's just wavy hair though, isn't it? And I know it's been around forever, I'm just wondering about its origins. Real sex hair is like what this anon >>17048000 said, it looks like shit, not stylish at all unlike the pic you posted.

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>>17048000
Sex hair and bed hair are ideal.

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>>17048006
>>17048013
Hellhound are cute. They would still be cute even if they were raping me

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>>17047771
How do the eyes work?

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>>17048018
>It looks like shit
Choose your next words carefully anon.

>>17048024
Both make girls adorable beyond measure.

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so whos the fastest?

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>>17048059
Moose

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>>17048059
Cockatrice and wyverns.

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>>17048059
Anon

It's a personal problem

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>>17048057
>Choose your next words carefully anon.
It does though, frizzy messy hair is terrible. If I ever saw my waifu with frizzy unkempt hair I wouldn't be able to resist taking a brush to her hair an smoothing it out.

Wavy or straight, neither is frizzy and shit

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>>17048086
Frizzy bed head is adorable and perfect anon! Girls with it are meant for snuggling!

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>>17048065
Why is moose so energetic?

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>>17048059
Griffons would be high on that list. They swoop down from high places to pounce unsuspecting thieves.

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>>17048093
She is going on a date with anon.

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>>17048093
It's based on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEhM2Byk7w

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>>17048096
Good for moose.

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>>17048088
It's shit and hard to run your fingers through. Needs a brush, a comb until it's all silky smooth

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>>17048095
You think griffons ever have trouble with target identification? Or do they consider anyone in their general domain a thief

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>>17048095
>They swoop down from high places to pounce unsuspecting thieves.
I mean like in a race

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>>17048100
Good for anon too. They are going to be a fast and cute couple.

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>>17048111
Maybe if there are a lot of thieves she gets confused and tells them to fuck off instead of going for the rape.

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>>17048065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vlflHPjfY8

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>>17048148
More in the sense that a traveling peddler with a rucksack of goods could be attacked by a griffon, and his 'stolen' goods confiscated.

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>>17048185
>>17048111
I think as guardians they have an innate sense for what is their treasure and as such they wouldn't steal from other people. but that's just considering goods. The crime of trespassing on her territory might constitute a good raping.

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>>17048185
They're usually either guarding ancient sites or artifacts. In either case, your average traveling merchant isn't going to stumble upon them unless they get seriously lost.
If you're nearby, they're probably going to assume you're up to no good.

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Pears.

[Anonymous No.]

Ara? You want me to do what?

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>>17048185
Maybe if you're just passing through and are nice she'll forgive you. Maybe.

>>17048201
>>17048207
It would be weird to get accidentally surprised raped by a griffon. I would cum and not even notice what was happening.

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>>17048221
Do The Impossible
See The Invisible

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>>17048228
I do wonder how they introduce themselves. They could deck you out of nowhere like a falcon, or land thunderously on the ground in front of you.

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>>17048221
Those are some kissable boots

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>>17048209
Look at that fat fluff she has.

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>>17048209
>that face
>that tail
Would mating press
>>17048221
Shoe on head.

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>>17048228
You'd be on the ground, looking at the bright sky eclipsed by a pair of soft heaving mounds, and your pants would be gone before you knew it, your already erect cock embraced snugly by her milking pussy, but that's about it.

You'd definitely know what's happening by the time she made you cum

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>>17048158
Thicc moose is on the loose!

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>>17047991
>You know how it's going to end
Yeah, she's going to get pounded and come back the next day wearing next to nothing again.

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>>17048221
Tell me that life is worth living.
Let me know I'm not a terrible person for wanting to stay in bed all day.
Understand that even if I feel sad all the time, it's not anyone's fault and that pills and pretense aren't the answers I want.
Maybe some cuddles and tv too.

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>>17048221
Take the boots off but leave those stockings on.

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>>17048248
Maybe if they don't sense any lust for her treasure on you she'll just ask what's up in a menacing way.

>>17048258
>Snap when she clings hard and we cum together
>"Oh! I'm actually being raped. Or at least I was."

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>>17048209
Jesus, that girl is like 50% mofu.

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KC seriously needs to create a muscle worship warrior mg. Not just a MG that happens to be muscular. But one who has a fetish of having her muscles touched and worshipped.

My ideal would be one that can feel if you are a muscle slut (just like how Nachos can feel if you are a lolicon), then challenge such men to a wrestling fight. During the wrestling match the anon will not be able to help but to rub and worship her muscles, which will cause her to lose control and collapse due sheer pleasure. Then the anon will fuck the defeated muscle girl.

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>>17048285
>>Snap when she clings hard and we cum together
Do you normally space out for a quarter of an hour, or are you just that quick of a shot?

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>>17048300
But Nachos don't have a lolicon sense.

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>>17048352
Technically, all monsters have a kind of fetish sense, thanks to being half-succubus.

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>>17048352
They do, their insults and biting instincts is only activated with men of a "particular mindset" or something like that, lolicons.

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>>17048241

Ro ro, fight da powa

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>>17048312
I mean, I would be just relaxing and humming a song. Maybe I would snap when she starts trying to get me hard. But mind as well initiate a healthy conversation with my dick in her mouth.

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>>17047557
>Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?

All of my yes. Nothing could go wrong if I'm with such cuddle-fuckable and dependable friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048300
Thats a big oni.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048267
Hah

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048394
Onis are quite big, this is true.

[Anonymous No.]

Owl girls would be terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

We oni now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048406
Holy shit
>those tits
Would nourish myself from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora begins her day bright and early
>After showering and morning stretches, she head off to awaken her master
>Hearing noises behind his bedroom door, she's happy he's already awake
>Opening the door, she finds him sitting in front of the computer
>"You have not been to bed yet, have you, Master?"
>"I have not."

[Anonymous No.]

How would maids react to walking in on their master getting fucked by 5 different mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048300
It feels off to have a dedicated monster girl for muscle worship and then let her be defeated whenever you fondle her abs
She better be strong and proud. I'd rather she stays strong when you worship and rub her muscles, but it builds up her lust until she can't take it anymore and rapes you, the better you worship her the harder she rapes you


>>17048352
They do, being a dirty lolicon is basically the only way to meet an Atlach-Nacha since they're hidden underground and only let lolicons enter their lair

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048407
Movie night with owl girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048454

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048221
SMUT WHEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048475
You're already living it. Each day is just another denied orgasm.

ufufu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048433
>dom kiki mode activate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048430
Careful, Oni milk has a high alcoholic content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048407
They ambush travelers passing through forests at night, singing at them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhKn46XVdVw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048456
> It feels off to have a dedicated monster girl for muscle worship and then let her be defeated whenever you fondle her abs
She better be strong and proud. I'd rather she stays strong when you worship and rub her muscles, but it builds up her lust until she can't take it anymore and rapes you, the better you worship her the harder she rapes you

That would be very hot too. I am all for it.

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>>17048507
They'd get hit with a stick if they did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048507
>singing at them.
like a rap battle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048111
According to the profile they can sense human desire and to a degree what the desire is directed towards. So basically if you are nearing the treasure with a desire for it then she'll know you are a would be thief, but if you are unaware of the treasure then she may not attack (unless she is feeling particularly horny or something else about you manages to catch her interest).

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>>17048516
is there a loophole around this?
i feel like there should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048509
Rather than bluntly raping you she could also be subtle about it
For example in the middle of a muscle worship session she would spread her legs and order you to massage her thighs, then she would gently pull your head into her groin to begin the foreplay

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>>17048516
They'd make good mothers.

Knowing exactly when their children want to steal cookies from the cookie jar before dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048519
In what way?
They're guarding these things at the behest of gods, it makes sense they'd get some powers from the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048526
>In what way?
maybey do the thing that yugi and yami did in yu gi oh where they kept switching places to keep pagasus from reading his mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048532
They aren't reading minds though, they can sense intruder presence and intent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048300
That concept is great but you still managed to blow it. They need to either be generally stoic and level headed, pinning men they like below them and milking them with their perfectly sculpted body, or else more rowdy/fiery, constantly bragging about their immense strength and flexing to show off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048516
Cheerios!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048496
DON'T MAKE ME GET KHORNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048516
That's nice. No words need to be exchanged when she knows what's on your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048521
Nah, I want to feel her muscular strenght as she force me into bed.

Though I guess a dual system works, just lile Yeti is nice but will rape you if you quit after the erotic hug. I guess a similar system could work with the muscle girl, she is subtle if you go all the way, but if after worshipping her muscles you quit, she pins you down and roughly rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048501
I want to kill my liver on my wifes milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048570
Shit meme girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048577
I would for a big muscled girl to put me in a submission hold while rapping me but I fail to visualize one
Rough sex and rape definitely suit big girls the best though there need to be post sex healing/cuddles to make things right

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>>17048571
Griffon is eating dinner across from her mate, but keeps fidgeting, struggling not to finger herself as she feels how much her husband is anticipating getting back to their bedroom when they're done.

Eventually she just scarfs the whole meal down in record time and drags him away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048580
>Implying Khorne and Tzeentch aren't best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048593
Man, fuck griffon birthdays. You just can't make a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048593
Actually, scratch that, she would more likely eventually just backhand the table settings, throw the man onto said table, and screw him senseless right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048602
She'd be eating "horse meat" alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048466
>>17048570
>>17048599
Don't abuse reaction images this early on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048599
>Off topic image
>Off topic image of a 3d girl
>40k
How new to /mgt/ are you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048516
>go tomb raiding for some lost treasures and get attacked by a griffon
>after she's wrung every last drop out of you, she let's you hobble home
>the next morning when you step outside to get the paper, you see her sitting next to your door
>you ask her what she's doing here and she blushes, saying she found a new treasure to protect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048614
forgot I was on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048560
I prefer there is a clear way to waifu one, like muscle worship, rather than ambiguous luck dependant shit like "being a man she likes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048623
become a musclemancer

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>>17048623
Understandable, but why take it that direction? Big buff muscle girl and suddenly getting all weak in the knees is about as clashing as two themes can get. Why not just have it played straight and the girl pins down and fucks the man, which is what most people want out of a muscle girl anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048636
>Understandable, but why take it that direction? Big buff muscle girl and suddenly getting all weak in the knees is about as clashing as two themes can get
not really, the greeks made stories about it all the time
1 theme
no matter how strong you are physically,
in the matters of the heart you are just as vulnerable as everyone else.

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>>17048427
It's always time for Onis/Ogres/Orcs

I'd happily live in a world with only those three species. Full of big muscle dom girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048667
What the fuck is going on in the background?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048646
I'm talking about porn here. People rarely want buff tall girl for blushing sweety, at least not the ones with good taste anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048646
Except it's done to death to the point where people actually expect it over the personality being played straight.
You know one reason why people here like hellhounds so much? Because they're a girl that doesn't suddenly do a complete personality change just because you put your dick in her.
They aren't even my kind of girl and I can see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048680
Style.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Melon died? Haven't seen him draw anything in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048667
>Onis/Ogres/Orcs
Why does everyone always forget best muscle girl amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048699
>public sex
That's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048699
They're my favorite. I don't like to mention them so people don't ruin them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048696
It looks like the world is dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048689
its cliche cause it works dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048680
"Didn't feel like drawing a real background."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048712
You misspelled "trite."

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't that nice Kikimora who brings you dinner a few times a week pregnant with your child yet?

[Anonymous No.]

This is your daki for tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048698
He is normally chilling around drinking coffee and talking about dreams. Stream tomorrow hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048740
But I'd never wake up when nestled between those mounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Soft Onis are olev too

[Anonymous No.]

If a vampire sucks too much blood,where does the excess go to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048750
Tits, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048740
That Pailolibus needs some bat wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048750
Tits and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048731
Because my "maid" is my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048740
But I want to be the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048740
I demand to know the summoning circle to get an Imp like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is best for buttjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048750
Soft oni deserve to get taken advantage of for being so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048785
Whatever your waifu's species I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048788
>Soft onis deserve to get fondled and groped tenderly

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048788
She shouldn't even call herself an oni

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cute troll waifu who will make me delicous soup

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048792
But I wanted to enslave them and breed more so eventually every man can have their own soft oni.

[Anonymous No.]

The demon lord offers you a deal,she can bring a potential waifu of your choice for you,but she must have one defect between blindness,deaf or mute

do you still accept? if so,with which condition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048817
You have to set a good example for the oni, though, so they know to become loving wives instead of panting fuckslaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>Young succubi in rebellious teen age phase.
>"No fuck you dad, it's not just a phase! I'm a paladin of Pelor now!"
>Mostly just going through the motions for the thrill and glory, but over time comes to enjoy the gratitude the peasants have for her after saving the town from demons and through many trials and tribulations she is eventually redeemed in the eyes of her god.
>Adult version having to resist the urge to fuck every man in the room, but her will is strong and she will persevere.

[Anonymous No.]

So is it consistent to say that if a unicorn's husband dies and then remarries she doesn't become a bicorn? Provided her new husband is a virgin and doesn't cheat on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048823
>she must have one defect between blindness,deaf or mute
Can I take on the defect for her? I'd go mute or deaf for my waifu.
I'd prefer to keep my eyesight so I can see her beauty but if I must, she can have that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048636
I am open with her just straight pinning you down and raping you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048823
Why is the Demon Lord doing this? Shouldn't she love bringing people together?

>>17048842
Also this, I'd gladly be mute. I'm already crippled a bit anyways, whats another one to the pile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048823
Mute easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048849
Can you imagine how your waifu would react if she knew you accepted a slew of disabilities (Crippled legs, muteness, blind, etc.) so you could be with her?

I'm imagining there'd be some permanent heart pupils and an unending desire to care for and protect you. Might be kinda nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048823
Eh, I'd go find waifu by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Mute is the least worst condition,you can still function without sounds somewhat

blindness is just horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048878
>blindness is just horrible
I'll concede that blindness is the most difficult condition to deal with but I love music too much to lose that for the rest of my short life.
Mute feels like a lame cop out since it's not even as close to as the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048824
Well duh. You'd have to make sure they live in good conditions, are treated well and get plenty of care so they develop a bond with their owners. Besides learning how to best please their owners, they should also be taught how to run a household to get the most use out of them. And of course you'd need to make lots of little onis with them to reach the desired amounts in as few generations as possible. And then the little ones have to be raised with the utmost care as well.
Breeding soft onis is an arduous task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048814
I want to eat a Trolls fat bottom out while she's tending to her garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048878
>>17048886
Hey, enjoy going through a drive through. Or karaoke night. Or waifu never being able to hear you say "I love you".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048878
Blindness does make you the most dependent, though. It would be nice to have a cheshire embrace her role as a wonderland guide for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048892
>eating meaty Troll ass
>while she's tending to the garden
>out in the open

Better not try that outside of heavily overcast days. Not only would she be sweaty, there's no way you would get way once the flowers on her head start blooming.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll turn into a blind shota and I'll become so much of a rapebait that I'll be unrapeable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048924
>blind
>underage
>and now without a waifu
Congratulations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048924
>suddenly every wock in wonderland wants to protect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048689
>implying a hellhound losing to cock and turning into a sub isn't the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048924
I'm not a shota scientist, but I don't think it works that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048924
Since you are but a blind young lad, the village elders warn you to not stray too far from the village, to beware of human-like beings referred to as monster girls. Still, you wish greatly to be useful and help the locals as much as you can despite your ailment.

Lately you've become quite close to a lady who lives on the edge of town. She's been rather protecting and helpful in regards to your blindness, almost like an older sister to you. However, despite all the time you spend together, for some reason she refuses to meet with anyone else from the village...

If she asks to meet up after dark, certainly you wouldn't ignore your new best friend, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048948
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049018
Of course not.

What is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049018
Poor kid's about to get V'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048823
I'll take a deaf Yeti so she has to learn sign language with her big paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049018
>Blind shota becoming friends with a monster without even realizing it
This sounds like a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049046
The mystery is the best part!

Does she smell like nature? Always wear a fur coat? Wear funny armor with horns? Is she really big? Always riding a horse? Giving you silken gifts?

I like some blanks to fill in a story. Whatever monster girl you thought of first is what she actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

Give every man that hates or mistrusts a Holstaur. Nobody can hate monsters once they feel the love a Holst can give.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049122
I hate Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049122
>>17049127
I hate them too. Them and their breasts so big and perky, they could give you a sprained thumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049127
Then you get a Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049142
Still just an ill tempered cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049162
Holsts and Minotaurs are sweet girls that just want a loving husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049169
Minotaurs are rude rapecows that deserve to have their stupid big tits slapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048924
wouldn't cripple boys evoke monstergirls nurturing nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049186
>slapping a minotaur's tits
Anon, you don't know what you're doing. Stop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049186
What about that nice buff one that just wants to do nothing but smell flowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049205
Ever heard of kawata shoujo? Now imagine kawata shounen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049207
Well they deserve to have them slapped around until they moo like the dumb cows they are.

>>17049210
I refuse to believe there is one like that. Rapists, all of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049205
Depends on the species

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049205
Probably. He'd still get /ss/'d eventually. It's just how monster girls are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049207
Big Beefy Bovines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048599
The idea of Khornate MGs is too weird for me.
It just feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049240
I need beef in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>Melon drawing nacho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049281
Nachos are disgusting abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049281
>Nacho in a mating press
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

We need some scyllas/cecaelias in this thread desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049292
>Nachos are delicious abominations.
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047771
Wish I've evaded every piece of writefaggotry by a mile simply not to have them ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049302
Quote from nacho mating pressed
"What are you gonna do, mating press me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047647
Phantom. Write about one who hits on different guys by creating a fantasy where she's captured by a Fallen Paladin. Most of them run or try to fight conventionally, which is boring. She marries the guy who realizes the whole thing is imaginary and has fun with it. Which wouldn't be hard to do if you know what Phantoms look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048696
Melon is hopefully enjoying a cup of Ethiopian coffee and the attention of several Kikis asking him how it tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049317
Is it possible to rape a nacho into an ahegaoing mess without being a giant spider? Say what you will, but I would like the eldritch horror girls way more if they didn't have the seemingly inevitable inhuman transformation of their husbandos

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would make the best coffee? Part of me says Lich or Gremlin, because the first works with potions and the second could build a Heterodyne Coffee Engine. Kiki would be a strong contender for coffee that doesn't almost kill you when you're not ready for it.

A MG cafe would be heaven.

>Onee-Chan Lamia waitress lets you eat while wrapped in her tail, and asks for a taste. Followed by kissing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049369
Maybe a brown Alraune. A troll could work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049369
Yuki-Onna. She could make coffee, tea, or cocoa to warm you up before coercing you into leg-locked missionary with the lights dimmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049369
>Collegiate Demon in glasses and a sweaterdress studying for her Rape Law exam with her legs crossed in a corner, making eyes at you over her textbook
>Kiki in between jobs from the maid service reading the daily paper and sipping from her favorite chair
>Piano is open use, and currently a Dullahan has her head set down on the top while she plays a smooth jazzy tune
>White Horn just came in from the cold and blushes as she passes by you with a little shy wave before ordering herself a nice hot coco
>Barista is a shortstack Imp in a cocktail outfit who knows literally everyone that comes in and is willing to chat for hours
There was a really comfy and well run student-run coffee cafe I went to back in college that was awesome and I can absolutely imagine it being populated by MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049418
Gonna marry that Imp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049418
Jazzy Dullahan sounds fun
I wanna take her head which has its eyes closed and cradle it in my arms to see how it changes the music she's playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049418
>Rape Law
That sounds fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049418
>a blue oni barrista who runs the counter when the imp isn't around
>always bumps her head whenever she reaches under the counter for something
>wears her hair in a ponytail for convenience but is extremely self-conscious about her forehead
>doesn't mind when guys stare at her tits because eye contact makes her uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049485
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049485
I want to compliment her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049418
That sounds pretty comfy, would definitely sit down and drink some coffee to chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049418
That cafe is the comfiest Greentext I've read in a long time. Please write more, even if not right away. If any Gremlins or Phantoms went there, I would Waifu them instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049513
Gremlins seems the type that would drink a lot of coffee but ruin the comfy atmosphere. Also, would that Phantom be a shape shifter? What else should she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049475
Radical humans try to push it. It's up to monsters to find the loopholes to help men from being exploited by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049513
A Phantom regular would absolutely be in a sultry dress with a veil over her face that hangs out in the shadows by the fireplace, and if you sit to chat with her she ad libs a long, dramatic story that she always claims is true while you sip your coffee and listen in rapt attention. She's a master storyteller and it's a joy every time. Also thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048689
Hellhound is so popular because she is basically everything protectionfags ever wanted, except the lack of muscles. Which turn out to be one of the biggest and most active MG fanbases. Plus also rallying a part of the wolfu fanbase and a practically all the femdom fanbase, which is likely the biggest fandom of them all among MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049557
I prefer gentle loving femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049524
Gremlins are hyper in a cute way! She'd be working in the back surrounded by her Automations, welding copper parts and venting fans to the roasting machine. The whole shop would smell like delicious coffee thanks to her! Then she'd ask your opinion on which of her Automations has a softer chest.

>>17049532
Wow. She's completely perfect.

>You will never ad-lib with a Phantom.
>She can't correct you, because none of what she's saying is true either.
>And everything you both say rearranges the way her shadow version of the shop looks.
>It's hilarious when a customer walks too close to the corner and wants to know how the cafe became a saloon.
>Or part of the Demon Lord's Castle, an active battlefield, NERV HQ, a biplane, or part of Mechanicusburg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049570
Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049570
Hellhound is pretty much loving femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049606
wasn't she more hard femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049611
hard femdom sounds more in line to what dark elves offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049619
arn't they birds of a feather?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048823
This >>17048842, I'l just go mute for her. I don't talk much anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17017076
>>>/i/503532
>>>/i/503533

So i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol

new spam detection is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048905
>Trusting a cheshire
>When she'd gladly watch you walk into a pole for a giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049624
You are way too good to us. Thanks.

>i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol
What the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049632
Yeah, but then she'd make up for it by 'accidentally' walking into your pole. Possibly bouncing on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049639
Can't make up for broken trust. She'll know she's crossed the line when you quietly buy a white walking cane and stop relying on her direction.

It's a deceptive distance that no bridge can truly gap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049639
i dont like how you said into instead of onto...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049632
Her Mad Hatter friend is going to beat the shit out of her with a cane and tell her to make it up to that boy if she ever wants to be welcome to another tea party again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049621
sure why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049624
Nice Nacho.

>So i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049663
And suddenly I'm picturing that gif of a guy getting sounded by a stiletto

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047647
How about a nice heartwarming story about a Matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049665
It's too late. Blind anon is happily navigating his way around with a walking cane, and an echo-location trick he's learning from that sweet, big fruitbat onee-san down the road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049687
>Matango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048392
Albino Lamia is not for lewds.
Even as a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047647
How about a story about a Kitsune-Tsuki? They are practically never talked about. Maybe a shy girl gets possessed by a Kitsune-Bi and turns into a Kitsune-Tsuki. This gives her the courage to finally confront the boy she likes. Don't want to tell you what to write, just an idea I had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049692
What a shame. Looks like that last seat at the table is taken.
No, no one's there at the moment. It's reserved. Move that fat cat ass along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048740
She looks soft, snuggly and wants to smother me with a pillow full of knives. In other words she's utterly sublime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049692
>Blind anon can hang out with Werebat onee no problem at night because he can't see anyway
>She pampers him excessively, often smooshing her breasts all over him
Good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

A bunch of Wendigo crowding around a human girl because they think she's a cool warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049717
Speaking of Hatters, Canes and beating the shit out of things, I'd like to see a Hatter in stylish Yharnam getup with that tophat and a threaded cane. Stabbing and whipping stylishly while holding tea in one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049611
No, they treat their men as if they were made of porcelain.

Except during sex, I think and the profile implies, that during sex the porcelain treatment is off and they give you hard femdom.

So again, yet another plus for Hellhound since she is both worlds, hard femdom in sex, soft femdom outside of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049754
thats confusing, im just going to pretend she doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049761
Typically for the better desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049737
How about a Speedwagon srtle hatter tossing their hat like a weapon?

[Anonymous No.]

As of today, I've been with Jabberwock for 3 years! Time sure flies, but love is eternal!

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>>17049777
Even I would be afraid. Though the Bloodborne pimp cane is far too stylish to give up

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>>17049800
>>17049737
I just want to see her do a song and dance routine. Something like 'singing in the rain'.

[Anonymous No.]

Amazons are sad the Hellhound has near monopoly over prorectionfags. They exist.

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>>17049802
That's... tame.

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>>17049809
Jesus fuck look at those massive braids

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>>17049809
You won't need protection from either of them if you invest enough money into yourself.

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>>17049809
Blame KC entirely over this
> He cut the "they protect men" line in the updated profile
> He didn't gave her muscles, despite the fact she should had been probably given beyond Minotaur level muscles. I mean "amazon" is pretty much a synonym of muscular women in modern language.

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>>17049809
>PinHead.jpg

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>>17049874
Pat

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>>17049874
Cute! I want one.

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>>17049874
I just took you on a walk 5 minutes ago!

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>No big werebat nee-san to snuggle and snack on fruit with
I wanna squish big fluffy bat tits. I bet her breastmilk tastes sweet like fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

Petite Dragon idol?
Megamilf Vampire mistress?
Or be the Monster Lord's husband?

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>>17049936
Monster Lord's husband gachiBASS

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>>17049936
>Or be the Monster Lord's husband?
>You'll never have lilim daughterus

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>>17049860
I get the feeling thats more a symptom of old art. Some of his earlier profiles are...well that. And amazon was right around the time he started getting into the swing of things, so still really early. Hell I'm pretty sure he said there are plenty of buff amazons in one of those Q&A things.

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>>17049936
I guess the vampire. Idol has too many responsibilities and I don't want weirdos in my house watching the demon lord give birth either.

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>>17049874
Imma waifu that fox when she's of age. Until then I shall subtly mold her by acting as the caring Onii-chan

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>>17049959
>Marry DL at a pretty flashy, but fun, wedding
>Months later my first daughter is close to being born
>Suddenly have people camp around the castle, saying that they "want a front row seat for the birthing!"
>I turned the hose on them, and the stubborn ones who wouldn't leave had to get the wasp spray

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>>17049936
Dragon Idols are the best!

They defend the village from Monsters and Villains, but always have time to write autographs for fans!

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>>17049956
"Plenty" still implies you might end up with a non buff one. Unlike the Jinko and Minotaur which guarantee any waifu of that race will have lickable abs.

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>>17049975
>and the stubborn ones who wouldn't leave had to get the wasp spray
>not the wasps themselves

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>>17049999
There weren't any wasps around anymore thanks to the spray.

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>>17050002
What if the wasp spray was designed to attract them

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>>17050006
I don't know about that anon, but I'd start hitting them with a stick.

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>>17050006
I don't think such low level monsters would live around the DL's castle. It'd either be some sort of sub-species, like War Wasps, or other monsters entirely, like Behemoths, Demons, and Dullahans.

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>>17050012
>It'd either be some sort of sub-species, like War Wasps
Enraged Wasps

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>>17050015
Red Wasps with yellow stripes.

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>>17049809
>they prefer to have sex in front of other people
Yeah gee I can't imagine why they might not be as popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>17049964
Godspeed, and be careful, little foxes can tempt without even meaning to.

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>>17050050
That's a cute fox, I want to non-lewd things with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050070
Like that one game the Cheshire twins want to play?

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>>17050076
No, stuff like video games and movies.

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>>17049624
Thanks so much for this Melon. Why the hell would anyone want to remove the xray? Are they gay or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050078
What if she wants to play Honey Select?

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>>17050087
I'll tell her she can only play that when she's older.

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>>17050094
But her mom lets her play it already.

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>>17050099
I won't fall for that.

[Anonymous No.]

I will name her George, and I will hug her and pet her and squeeze her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050167
>"S-sir, I'm your paperwoman... I-I have a name... please stop harassing me while I'm on duty..."

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>>17050172
I'd only stop molesting her if she gave me her phone number.

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>>17050172

I will have to punish George for being naughty.

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>>17050172
> not molesting that tail
> not rubbing her cheeks

"Request denied."

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>>17050172
But what if I can't control myself around her mofu?

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>>17050172
The only name she will go by is lovely and sweetheart

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>>17050034
>Being this vanilla
Step up senpai. Besides, not like every single dicking has to be public, thats just the wedding.

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>>17050173
>>17050177
>>17050178
>>17050185
>>17050187
You guys are gonna get a trembling, whimpering, wet papergirl all flustered and shaken! Her tail's gonna be quivering!

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>>17050187
RATA
CHAN
IS
TOO
FUCKING
CUTE

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>>17050206

That's not all that's going to be quivering.

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>>17050187
While she's distracted by the note, make sure to lock the door.

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>>17050206
That's fine. Gonna turn her into a blushing kissu slut

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>>17050189
>thats just the wedding.
That line is entirely separate from those discussing the wedding rituals. Public sex also the focus of their bonus art.
In short, it's an unavoidably large part of their character and most people would rather not have anything to do with it, hence their lack of popularity.

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>>17050206
That's exactly what I want. I won't stop until I get a date out of her.

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>>17050206
It's her fault for being the most mofu. Damn nefarious squirrel puts kitsunes to shame.

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>>17050206
I'm ready for her shenanigans

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>>17050219
Kissu slut Ratas are honestly the fucking best
Just imagine her getting all nervous and then being unable to take it anymore while she hops up and down begging you to kissu her

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>>17050224
Whoa there, anon. I don't remember ever hearing someone getting put in a rata mofu cage. Kitsunes are still the queens of mofu

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>>17050233

They must be protected and cherished. At all costs.

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>>17050222
With the things thread canon has already done to some of the monsters I'm pretty sure public sex can be done away with

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050219
>"Hah... haahn! Anon! I need a kiss! Please! Hahn... kiss me again! Mmf, mmn..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050239
> gains more mofu over time in nine parts
> fluffiest as a Christmas cake
> basically magical implants
> trying to compare to natural girth and fluff

how can one person be so wrong?

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>>17050233
>rata comes up to you and mumbles something under her breath as she clutches your shirt
>you bend down a bit and tell her to speak up
>she mumbles again, this time burying her head in your chest in embarrassment
>bend down even further so you're almost eye level with her and ask her to repeat herself
>she whispers she wants a kiss before she pecks you on the lips and runs off, her tail swaying like crazy

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>>17050264
That's some ridiculous spin you put on that. No wonder you're infatuated with tabloid media types.

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>>17050264
>>17050239

I like them both very much, I'd say they're my top two. But when Ratatoskr was revealed, I knew she was the one for me. I'm not a FotM guy either, I saw her and it was like, "bang" and "boom" and "doki doki"

I knew I was going to like her but I was unprepared. I don't even follow the releases of new girls any more, I'm content.

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>>17050273
Holy hell that's fucking adorable, I want my rata wife to be just like this

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>>17050273
Want to hold her and never let go

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>>17050273
>Keep your face just out of reach
>Get to watch her stick her tongue out and try and stand on her tip toes to get at your mouth
>Her needy eyes, her salivating lips, her little quick breaths
>She's bouncing up and down in need
>When you finally get in range she plunges her tongue into your mouth, moaning loudly into it, latching her arms around your neck and shaking in orgasm as she gets her drug-like fulfillment
>Doesnt even care that you start groping and molesting her while she kisses you, just needs to get her tongue all around your mouth and feel your breath coming into her

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>>17050231
Stop spamming your chain letters to me Squirrel. There is no such thing as images that contain subliminal messages for me to fuck you until you're stuffed with cum and love tails. And even if there was you're certainly not smart enough to make one, let alone find one.

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>>17050285
But what if your wife is so shy about kissing that she tries to do it without you knowing
>go to bed with your rata wife who likes to sleep with her tail up against your face
>your don't really mind because her fur is so soft, you're out like a light in no time
>wake up the next morning by yourself
>you hear her messing around in the kitchen so you go to the bathroom to get your day started
>looking in the mirror, you notice several lipstick marks all over your face

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>>17050326
That's adorable and perfect.
I'm gonna sneak in the kitchen and grasp her shoulders from behind so she can't run, then firmly lift her up onto the counter and turn her so I can forcibly make out with her for a full hour while she moans for me to stop.

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>>17050326
The only thing i can do in this situation, is to make my own kiss marks on her

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>>17050350

This headline is even better than the one about Momiji getting a comfy sleep.

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>>17050326
>your wife is so shy about kissing that she tries to do it without you knowing
That sounds like shit

>Start to worry why your wife seems to avoid kissing you
>Try and kiss her only to be met with resistance
>Eventually confront her and demand to know why she hates kissing you so much

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>>17050350
FUCKING CUTE

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>>17050358
That's a good way to get her to break under pressure and start screaming about how she loves kissing you way too much.
How she's scared she's going to become nothing more than a kiss slut and not the girl you fell in love with and how she's been secretly kissing you in your sleep because she just can't help herself.
And then she's going to mash her lips against yours and give you a deep long series of kisses with tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet post offices would hire mercenaries to deliver packages to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Ratas are evil girls. Don't trust them. They work closely with MG Gyms and the Sabbath to report any closet muscle subs or closet lolicons.

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>>17050431
But if I want and love only Rata-chan, I have nothing to fear!
She does, though.

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>>17050431

I don't care about lolis. I just want to fuck a squirrel. I would fuck her on a mat, I would fuck her in a vat, I would even fuck her with a hat.

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>>17050431
I'll trick her, the only loli abs I'm licking is her's

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>>17050431
Ratas are nice girls that tell help men get together with monster girls but are too shy to do it directly and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't kiss squirrels

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>>17050461
Kiss squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that fairy girls are for headpatting with your finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047286
Would you this Dragon?

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>>17050498
That's just a human who's superpower is to turn into a Dragon. No.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to sniff the Mommy DemonLord's shoes and nobody can stop me

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>>17050500
Whether a dragon turning into a girl or a girl turning into a dragon, are they not both dragon girls?

Though I'd understand if the piercings were a turn-off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050505
I think they're hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050485
Even Titanias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050592
Especially Titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050685
I couldn't resist using my whole hand.

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>>17050705
You'll go to prison

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>>17050714
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050731
For headpatting

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>>17050748
It's not illegal.

Is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050755
It is

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>>17050485
>implying that a fairy wouldn't just shrink you down so that she can headpat YOU with her finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050774
But why?

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>>17047389
Charon shouldn't be allowed near Lilims.

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>>17047557
Guess I'll help the Wyvern, but only if she can answer my riddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047557
>Do you stop the heated rivalry between Ophy and Pharaoh?
They just need to focus on seeing what they have in common, like loving my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

This Succubus has been GRAPED. Look how much sexier she is now. Don't you want to be GRAPED?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050820
That's not what that means. That's cultural appropriation and the snek will sue

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>>17050822
Purple is the sexiest color though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050820
>Don't you want to be GRAPED?
I'd be okay with getting GRAPED. Sounds nice. And that succubus is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049302
>Nacho in mating press
See, not all ideas are bad.

Mating press ALL the lovecraft girls

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>>17050820
Is she going to grape me in the mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050851
Only Alps shove their spadetails down boys' throats.

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>>17050853
Anon you missed the reference completely.

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>>17050856
Okay.

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>>17050849
Do not mating press a Wendigo, she will start stalking you if you do

Feel free to mating press Shoggoths and Mindflayers if you manage to make it work though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050875
I'm going to mating press a Wendigo and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050875
Illithids aren't lovecraft girls, and neither are wendigos unless you count a G.O.O being mistaken for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050887
But Wendigo does appear in Lovecraft's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049624
Just when I thought there couldn't be more nacho love than there already was. Based melon.

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>>17050886
You're going to wake up in the middle of the night and see shining eyes starring at you from a distance

>>17050887
Illithids were inspired by Lovecraft weren't they? And MGE clearly associate Mindflayers with Lovecraftian species

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>>17050901
I'm going to pick her up and bring her to bed, that way she can stare all she wants from the comfort of a bed.

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>>17050887
>KC himself stated that the Chaos Girls are based on Lovecraft
>The "Making of" Wendigo had him basing her off of Ithaqua, who happens to be a Wendigo or similar giant monster that walks in the sky and summons torrential blizzards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050903
>Today is the last episode of Jack
I'm going to miss this show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050902
She is going to be extremely flustered and fidgety, I hope you have a way to calm her down

[Anonymous No.]

When are we getting our Himedere Elder Things dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050908
A nice breakfast platter of various meats should do it, but only if she calms down.

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>>17050910
>KC releases a Chtylla profile
>It's a chaos dragon/scylla hybrid
>Basically the equivalent of Lilims but they're even more corruption crazy
>Extremely himedere

I'd begin worshiping the stars if it happened

>>17050913
Sounds like a good plan, but if she starts shuffling her thighs you have to take responsibility and mating press her again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050922
Don't worry anon, I'll take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050910
>Elder Thing
>A mix between sea and plant life
>Full hime-tsundere
"I-It's not like we created you, you pauper of a race!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050910
We better get cthugha at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

We need griffon stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050960
She won't be as good as the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050974
I want grifon anything. Art or stories, I'm not fussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbachrpjNgA
RIP best girl.

Cthugha being a chaos ignis would be good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no himdere elder thing to step on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050820
Yes please! I need a good graping from mommy Apophis.

>>17050825
This

[Anonymous No.]

A good maid deserves a good buttfucking, surprise her with one today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051039
Proto Kikis are cute. I hope it's ok if I bend my shog over the counter and give her anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049785
Congratz.

[Anonymous No.]

Nachas are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049874
>collar
>no underwear
Dick the fox, do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049874
Oh lord above

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051068
Maybe if you're a dirty lolicon who likes petite little spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051088
Y-Yeah I know right? T-That's definitely n-not me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051090
>stuttering
Just as bad as ALLCAPS desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051097
Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051097
ALLCAPS makes the redcaps happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051090
Good, because Nachos hate those detestable lolicons bothering them when they're trying to spin their webs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051097
I-I THINK IT'S F-FINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051108
If I try to bother one enough will she turn me into her husband? Because that's my dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051113
Yeah, you would probably end up raping her and becoming the spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051107
Dread Fighter Redcap when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051116
I'd rape her, worship her, do all kinds of things to her. Then we'd spin her web for eternity, maybe taking little breaks once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051117
You know what would fit that Redcap? A white hat.

Prepare my rape. I'm going to have consensual sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051134
>Prepare my rape. I'm going to have consensual sex with her.

I'm confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051113
Why would one make you her husband? Atlach-Nachas are not like other monster girls, they hate annoying perverts that keep bugging them. Just because you're the first guy she saw in forever and the only that put up with her grumbling wouldn't entitle you to anything. She'd know that you only stick around her because you're a disgusting spider fucking lolicon freak anyway. Might even bite you if you get too annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051134
>Prepare my rape. I'm going to have consensual sex with her.
Redcap rapes you, and becomes a docile Whitecap as a result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051039
>A good maid deserves a good buttfucking
Especially if she's a loli, you need to show her master is lewd enough and she's in good hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051068
I want a bitter christmas cake nacho teacher to yell at me. So I can throw her over her desk and fuck her after class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051140
And that's the kind of talk that would remind me that she loves me. And this is why I love Nachos.

And hearing her "You're my disgusting pervert~" when I cum inside her would be a real treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051147
Please don't break the loli maid butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051152
This. But maybe loli instead. I'd love to see her little legs dangling as I pound her over the desk, she'd take me home and I'd be the best husband I could be to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17049809
Amazons a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051138
>>17051143
I'll be trying to rape her too, thus it becomes normal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051161
>loli nacho teacher in a suit
Cute! Open shirts/suits and flat chested girls go together pretty nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050913
She'll get hungry for a midnight snack

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051168
I agree.

>tfw no nacho teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051161
>I'd love to see her little legs dangling as I pound her over the desk
I love everything about this. One of the best ways to take advantage of a loli monster's size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051162
Being chased through a forest by a bunch of them, eager to bag themselves a husband would quickly change your mind about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051203
I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051197
This is also why I love lolis. Hell even if your waifu is regular size, if you don't have a problem with lolis, then maybe give the potion a try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051183
>you will never fuck your nacho teacher in the girl's toilets while she covers her mouth and tries not to cry out in ecstasy
>>17051197
It's one of the best positions that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that every anon deserves an MG wife who makes him happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051227
Not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051205
"I want to be chased through a forest by a bunch off tall, toned, tattooed, brown succubi until one of them finally catches up to me, overpowers me and I'm carried back to their village so the whole community can spectate as she drains my balls for the for hours." Said no one ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051227
except those dumb fucks like >>17051229

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051232
But I'm saying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051225
Fuck that's lewd.

>Be anon
>Have insulting haughty loli Nacha teacher
>one day she holds you after class because your the pupil "she detests the most"
>pushed over the edge and rape her over the table
>Next few months you fuck her in secret until she finally forces marriage upon you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051039
>Image based on a shitty Shog greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051229
No anon. You do.

>>17051235
They're only faggots because they don't have the soft touch of an mg to stop them being faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051225
>exhibitionist sex with a Nacho

Anon, please. Poor things are already embarrassed about kissing in public. Now imagine if her coworkers were standing just outside of the stall where she's doing her best to keep quiet against all the stimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051068
I wish there was more art of a mature Nacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051242
Imagine the shame she'd feel when her dirty disgusting lolicon lover makes her moan in pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051244
Well I mean there's already a considerable amount considering low count of art she has.

But I prefer loli so eh, what can I say?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a muscled Nacho to nibble the ears of while she berates me for being a lolicon and muscle slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051238
Wouldn't have it any other way, marriage with an abusive spider is a dream come true.
>>17051242
That's all the more reason to fuck her even harder and let hakutaku-sensei hear her moans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051249
>loli muscle nacho

Tell me more

>>17051252
>marriage with an abusive spider is a dream come true.

True that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051242
>Holding a Nacho in reverse standing congress in front of a glass window, letting all the other Chaos girls see your cock thrushing in and out of her loli hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051255
Being a loli is no excuse not to get fit.

Won't stop me from picking her up from behind and thrusting in while her legs dangle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051256
Too lewd! Just remember that all the other Chaos girls in the firm are going to give her thumbs up and Eldritch "ara ara"s

>>17051258
I see what you mean anon, and I agree. Both of those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051256
I can't decide if I like that more, or getting her something to stand on and pressing her face and meager chest up against the glass, eventually having to put an arm around her midsection to hold her up when her legs buckle from a toe-curling orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051262
Yep.

It also has the duality of letting her get fit while also allowing you to have your way with her no matter how muscled she gets.

Makes me want her to squirm and fight back while I can just lean in and tell her how many kids I'm going to pump into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051264
>>17051268
Stop it anons. You're giving me a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051256
I love it, I can just imagine her covering her face in embarrassment and complaining that you're a piece of shit and/or she's going to kill you after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051273
What?
you don't want to pick up a muscle nacho and pin her against the wall, her muscles straining and bulging while she tries to get you off, only for you to pump another load into her while she quivers in disgust?

Do you want to keep going so that he abs are bloating out further and further every time you unload in her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050974
Once there was a thief
But he was blind (literally)
So this Griffon decides to
Just give him sight or some shit,
We're talking 20/20 bling-bling
Diamond eyes
But he doesn't need them to see
Her for who she truly is
And they fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051282
Maybe not a nacho, but I'd definitely do this. Holy fug does that sound hot. I wouldn't mind doing that to one, maybe tell her that her muscles and strength is useless against me while she ahegoes, face pressed against the wall and womb stuffed with my cum.

You've made me a slut for muscle lolis. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051305
Species doesn't matter, so long as it is a loli and buff.

I may be feeling a tad sadistic today because I'd love to pin one on the wall, pop some manticore venom, and just keep going at her while she struggles, bloating her out with seed as she tries to avoid a, temporary, mindbreaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051276
What if you fuck your Nacho full dere and half silly before that? Imagine her coming down from the high and realizing she was wantonly moaning and spreading herself for everyone to see how much she enjoys herself with her husband.
The spider grumbling would be out of this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051310
Definitely. I'd make sure to take some manticore venom and a raging mushroom so I can fill her up with daughterus. Giving her a temporary mindbreaking would be fucking lewd aswell.

Anon you're making me discover things I never knew I wanted so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051157
Loli maid butts are for prodding and slow sensual penetration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051310
This is great, though I wouldn't be able to hold back from getting her some temporary pleasure runes for maximum effectiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051313
The slow realization what had happened would be too good. You probably wouldn't hear the last of it for days as she continues to complain about what you made her do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051320
Don't forget to do it in front of a mirror so you can turn around and show her your 'work' and so he can see the slight increase in the swell every-time you cum in her.

>>17051330
Would you put it right over her womb so you can stroke it every time you pump a load in her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051339
>>17051342
This is how to punish a waifu if she's being haughty.

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051342
Holy shit yes! I don't know how I could resist doing this, but it should would take some holding back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051342
>Would you put it right over her womb so you can stroke it every time you pump a load in her?
Sure as hell would. Also whisper sweet nothings in her ear with every load even she's already a drooling, insensate wreck from the overstimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051237
Well you don't count, since apparently you're a slut that doesn't mind being claimed by an Amazon and in turn made to claim her womb while the village cheers for the new couple around the two of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051346
>>17051349
That it is.
Now the real question is do you plug her up and take her outside with you after when she's still in a lust fog?

>>17051352
A good use for those runes.
That's how you 'break' the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051359
I think it's degrading enough I did that to such a proud girl, but to go the extra step? No! Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051352
I want to do this with a haughty, shortstack hakutaku teacher so I can pump her full between classes, along with maybe slipping her some megaholst milk so she has to deal with her chest threatening to pop her top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051327
Stop! Loli maid butts are exit traffic only. They don't know better and could end up thinking it's perfectly normal to service their master with their butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051381
Think of it, she'd be dazed and walking, arm in arm with you while her stomach audibly sloshes and everyone near by either snaps pictures or points and whispers at her.

>>17051388
I'm in that mood now so I want to fill up the loli kiki maid till she looks like she'll burst than give her hair a ruffle and send her off to do chores once she's plugged up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050974
I'd need a new writefag name as pretentious and gaudy as I am to write again since the old one isn't as amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051397
Cruel. How do you expect a loli Kiki to do her chores when her belly is sloshing with ward seed and she has to wank pigeon-toed to keep the buttplug in place? Before that, don't do weird things to loli monster maid butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>inflation and /d/shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051418
I expect her to do with cutely and with a smile.
We're only going to go with bigger loads the longer she's there.

I'm even going to make sure she gets a cute, frilly dress that hugs her middle!

[Anonymous No.]

Papa's home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051429
Thats a daughteru whose getting swept up in a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051429
I want to give my daughteru piggyback rides and pretend that she is something like a jetpack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051430
Cute waifu gets a hug too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051443
Of course she would.
Waifu deserves cuddles too!

[Anonymous No.]

Quick,what is the fastest way to get kidnapped and waifu'ed by a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051637
Cry yourself to sleep at night with your neck full exposed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051637
Go to a village that has a mansion on top of a mountain or something like that. Those shits are guaranteed to have vampires on them.

After that just splatter some blood around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051640
If that actually worked everyone would be kidnapped already

maybe do that in the middle of a forest near a castle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051637
Let slip that you're someone of noble blood or extremely rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050974
Cheerios!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051640
I always wear Weresheep wool scarves to bed so the vampires and monsters can't get me

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have any pictures that are so comfy, you can't decide whether you want to propose to the girl pictured or fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051696
Maybe one or three

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051696

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051696

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051696

[Anonymous No.]

Real comfy hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051718
Comfy snuggling hours.
Muscle mofu on each arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051718
>Ywn cuddle with your vampfu tightly inside her coffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051732

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051742

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051716
Why is that sheep in a bag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051718
>comfy hours
>no comfy Wurm hugs
>no Kobold to lay across my lap and offer her tummy up for rubs

Tuck me in, let me die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051768
She's looking to bag a Husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose your dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051696

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
Those are all shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
People who can't draw feet shouldn't draw foot-focus art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
Cool Type is pretty much just getting a smart, pretty, respected Waifu who femdoms you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
Reminder that all of the right collum are absolute god tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
>no comfy, loving, motherly type
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
Ara ara vampire sounds maximum level of happiness to me

[Anonymous No.]

Hard mode: Write about how your Waifu would be described

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051768
sleeping bag for sleepy sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
Ara-ara type for me anon! Though my waifu is a few months younger than me and wouldn't actually say 'Ara-ara' very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
Tomboy seems closer to waifu, but she is less of a dom and just a normal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051812
Ara ara isn't exclusive to CCs anon!

You can have ara ara lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
Give me that sleepy girl, she's absolutely perfect for me.
Especially if she was an Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051824
She's not a loli either anon, she's just a regular semi-short girl with average proportions. Maybe a little bigger in the chest area, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051856
Does she have the ara ara factor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051861
What's the ara ara factor anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051834
>Sleepy grapesnek spends all day lazying around
>During the mood she coils around and fugs you tenderly and lovingly

Awwwww~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
>>17051803
Since people are posting these pick a waifu things, might as well go full autism.
https://a.pomf.cat/odmpkk.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/vgqtde.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/ffzkvf.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051865
It makes me feel so comfy just thinking about it, peaceful days with a lazy grapesnake would be heaven.

I could fall asleep in her coils and the kingdom could rest knowing that Apophis isn't going to grape their Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051864
Does she make your dick throb? If so she probably has it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051856
Averae girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are grape snakes best when soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051876
I mean, yeah anon. She's my waifu after all!

>>17051880
This anon knows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051901
Technically all lamias should be fit. The movement they do to move makes their belly hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051939
Well technically I should have my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051941
No you shouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051959
But I should. I need her.

[Anonymous No.]

And this is why I keep a red shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051939
Well, I would enjoy both.
A big, soft snake and a big, muscled one would be equally nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051718
Comfy tea hours

[Anonymous No.]

do people grow old and die in demon control lands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051870
I want to ____ this imp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051986
umf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051984
they grow old but it doesn't show

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051803
the sheep, naturally

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051963
i prefer red underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051999
>you will never find an imp's secret passage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17048814
>>17048892
I want to get high with a troll on weed she grew on herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052083
>All natural demon realm undine water fed weed™

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be the heat source of your thick lazy undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052176
>She gets grumpy when you don't motorboat her in the morning and makes sure you get a good smothering as punishment
I want this with a Jiang-Shi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052176
to busy for that, I'll just build here one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052183
>every morning your undead wife presses your head on her ample bosom and asks you to hold her wide hips saying how much she loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052183
I'd like to see her try and catch me with those stiff legs of hers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052199
God I want this so bad.
>lightly spreads her thick thighs and wraps them around you
>squeezes you even tighter with her arms into her massive chest
>drooling kisses on the top of your head as she groans 'I love you so much' repetitively again and again and again
>As she warms up her baby-making wide hips start grinding against you
>She does this every single morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052213
>>17052199
>>17052176
>>17052183


And here I thought I managed to remove undead from my top 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052218
My top 3 are all undeads

Vampire
Jiangshi
Dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052235
Fantastic choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052243
Vampire already fits the elegant undead quota,so wight is out

and dragon zombies are just mere soaked lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052250
Do you prefer the 'starts as a stiff log, ends as a master moaning gyrating pornstar' type of Jiang-shi?

[Anonymous No.]

Big, meaty zombies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052266
Big, meaty Wights claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052260
of course! even better if she got a hourglass slim figure,with lingerie hugging her hips and butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052275
>In the morning looks almost frumpy with frizzy bedhead in her lingerie and one of your T-shirts
>over the course of the day from your constant groping and molesting just as you both go about your day she goes from that to moving like a high-class stripper around the house
>Groans become moans, stiff hopping becomes swinging hips and wiggling tits
Perfection in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

I am gonna heavily impregnate all undeads and you cant stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052202
Holy shit THICCQQKK

[Anonymous No.]

Start your day off right by cumming in a Familiar's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052273

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052347
Eh, the Wight is too small and so are the claws. A normal sized wight would fit the bill though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052343
>not pussypussy

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, whats the best thing to do with the captured monster girl general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052365
>captured monster girl general?
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052366
The general of an enemy monster girl force.
Species is of your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052368
ransom her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052372
Well, you'd get the money for sure.
They're worth quite a bit of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052372
Demand tendies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052343
Deepthroat and irrumatio with a familiar is more my speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052374
tendies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052365
Wife and help escape?

Alternatively call for a treaty with their forces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052385
Well, why would you help her escape?
You can wife her at your leisure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052384
Tendies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052388
like...tendons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052392
>>17052384
He means Chicken Tenders.
He's basically implying he's the autist from an old copy pasta.

Granted, we all have some form of autism to be here in this thread but his is an advanced form like that of frog-posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052399
>>17052399
>He means Chicken Tenders.
thats an odd demand for a general,
unless he's autistically asking her out for a lunch date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052399
Wow, rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052412
No idea.
If I were the general i would try to get myself traded as quickly as possible, those kinds of autists are the ones you run from.

>>17052414
Mucus Toads are, unfortunately, stuck with that stigma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052414
>>17052399
Do mucus toads lick people who talk shit about their husbands till they can't stand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047261
I wish Ratatoskr was my gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052260
I'm not that guy, but Jiang-shi can sexually improve indefinitely. They probably go past pornstar after the first hour and reach sex god levels.

>Put a heat lamp by your bed.
>Fall asleep.
>Stiff Jiang-Shi in bed next to you.
>Hours pass.
>Wake up and go to hug your Waifu.
>She's hotter than a Lava Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder Nachos turn you into a gigantic tentacle spider, and will lose all of the dom aspects of her personality if you ever change back. Nacho is shit and everyone who likes it is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052473
I love you too anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052473
I'm a femdomfag but I don't really care if she had been a sub. What I hate is the monsterboy thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052451
So you want a cute shortstack with an incredibly fluffy tail that can act as a bed for both of you?
Would you make her a kiss slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052473
Verbal abuse doesn't do much for me anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happened with anonymoose's story? I lost track after the eyvern joined the group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052481
I'm not him, but I'd only date one who already was. Admit your love of kissing or you won't get a husband!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to have two mistresses? Because I want these two as my mistresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052498
I want a tremendously muscled demon to be my cuddle mistress

[Anonymous No.]

Do Demons still keep their very first contracts in their rooms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052530
Yes, I like to imagine Demon's frame it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052530
>very first

You mean their only?

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't KC make a map of his world yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052542
But Demons are sluts, always ready to make a contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052566

[Anonymous No.]

Can human girls get transformed into Hobgoblins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052566
Yup. A contract for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052570
No way! Hobs is the best! Aint no stinkin humie can match the genus that is a hobgoblin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052570
Yes, although its difficult.
It's the ultimate punishment for sorceresses or witches who get on your bad side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052570
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052575
>you will never lead a raiding party of goblins with your hob waifu and steal shinies from all the passing merchants

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052579
>Sorceress bosses you around all the time
>Is generally a 3DPD cunt but you have to apprentice her if you want to study magic
>She plans on ascending into a Dark Mage or perhaps a Lich to reach ultimate power
>Cheeky wandering lilim hears word of her and of your plight
>Works some magic of herself
>You wake up one day with a ultra bakunyuu Hobgoblin rubbing her tits all over your dick
>Says she can't stop thinking about getting your cum all over her wonderful tits
>Realize from her trying to wear an oversized wizard hat that she's your old boss
Justice, hope you like your new shortstack dummyfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052604
That it would, although using some potions or poisons so I can watch her slowly turn that way would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052601
I'd be her fearsome right hand highwayman if it meant I could breed the fuck out of her every night with no restrictions. I'd love the life

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052530
Yes

>>17052542
Revised contracts are a thing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you want to fight a Demon contract in a monster girl court?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052620
Except they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052604
Would she still try to cast spells?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052632
The contract says you can't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052632
You'll need to provide proof that she forced or forged the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052636
Yep.
Though they'd all be stuff like 'Makedickriseicus!' and 'Undopantscadabra!'
You should play along when she does these things. You don't want to hurt her pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052644
Oh?
But what about when she tries to cast a simple light spell at night but can't remember the words even though she remembers casting it in the past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052645
She may be a bit distraught. At that point, you either cast the spell yourself, bring her a candle, or haughtily lord it over her. All depends on you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052632
Canonically you wouldn't be able to do that because A. What judge will divorce a couple in MGE and B. You'd enjoy it too much to ever even think about wanting to end the contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052652
I'd probably light it an say she wouldn't need to worry about it all that much.
I'd probably find her reading her books again later, tears at the edges of her eyes as she tries to read what she once knew but finds its basically a foreign language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052575
>>17052615
So would you make a hobgoblin into a kiss slut while fucking her senseless?

>>17052635
>He doesn't have annual contract negotiations with a Demon to add things or remove things that didn't work
What a fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052667
>remove things that didn't work

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052632
Case: Anonymous vs Leelia

Dispute: Anonymous claims his wife raped him and demands the annulment of the contract he has with his wife.

Court: Supreme Court of the Royal Mamono Realm

Veredict:
> "The wife cannot be guilty of a rape committed by herself upon her lawful husband, for by their mutual consent and contract the husband hath given up himself in this kind unto his wife, which he cannot retract"

- Justice Bapho-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052677
Just experimental ideas that didn't work out.
Like maybe one gimmick night didn't work out as well as you hoped or you come to a mutual agreement that "taco week" was a bad idea all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052678
What happens if you're in contempt of court? Does Bapho-chan rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052683
The guards just beat you with demon silver clubs until you're a moaning, degraded mess on the floor. Then the court officials mock you because they're literally monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052690
What if you fall in love with the guards that beat you up on the spot?

Does Bapho-Chan declare then legally married on the spot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052667
Kiss sluts are nice
Size Queens are even better
Cum addicts are best
And I'd turn her into all three by outright violating and boring into her puffy Gobby pussy every night while her eyes roll back from the feeling of fullness and rough slamming back and forth for hours on end.
But she's the boss, of course~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051637
Fine one of their dwellings and ask to peruse their library an records in return for a pint of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052690
If you are already married, the guards, or guard will be your wives or wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052678
Justice has been served!

[Anonymous No.]

Are mucus toads kiss sluts by default?

[Anonymous No.]

More mamono judge veredicts please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052690
>demonic silver clubs

Aren't those weapons need to be bladed so your spirit energy will bleed when struck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052720
Yes. The real toss up is if they're a submissive kiss slut or a dominant kiss slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052720
Definitely, though they are likely to greedily take those kisses instead of just waiting for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Apophis corrupted Anubis when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052769
Autistic grapesnake playing with legos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052769
Corrupted Anubis become schemers don't they?

I can see her luring her former collegues to get bitten by the Apophis too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052473
Reminder that Nachos are cute. Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052788
Nachos eating nachos while recieving a creampie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052776
>Corrupted Anubis become schemers don't they?
They do, and I bet an Apophis that has claimed land from the rival Pharaoh has a small gaggle of graped Anubi following her around and discussing ways on how to spread their corruption even further. That is, when they're not busy fucking their husbands, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052791
Sounds like the recipe for a happy little spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052801
Who said she was little?
And by the time I'm done there wil be two, or more because I don't know how they handle reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the Apophis and her plans are dumb.

Turn a demon realm into a demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052720
when it gets cold do they hibernate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052810
>I don't know how they handle reproduction.
I don't know either but there have been hypothesis about inducing manual ovulation

>>17052822
Turn a boring vanilla demon realm into a delicious graped demon realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052822
She plans on turning it into a super demon realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052822
From a sunny green demon realm to a typcal perpetually dark one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052822
Not only it's green becoming shit purple but she'll also be the ruler. She is a cartoon villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052830
I mean do they give birth to just one or lay a huge bundle of eggs and sit in a hammock with them until they hatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052824
They just stay indoors and cuddle you when she gets a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052832
But that sucks for everyone involved, even the grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051870
Shortstack Imp Servants are a must have for any Warlock bent on world domination.

Uniforms are important as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052841
She gets to rule it while the graped Pharaoh is busy raping the shit out of her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051870
>>17052844
Amen. I'd be pretty distracted from World Domination though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052844
Would you fuck her hard enough to pop her tits out of her top?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052822
Green demon realm to dark demon realm.
Which is yet another reason I'm not a fan of the snake, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052837
They carry the egg like a baby for some time then they lay it until it hatches
I doubt they lay a bunch of eggs at once, they're a fairly powerful species

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052851
I'd fuck her so hard and fast that it would lead to a 2001 space odessy gate type sequence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052856
So just two then.
With lots of cuddlefucking and aftersex cuddling with belly stroking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052870
>Heavily blushing Atlach-Nacha torn between the bliss of being pregnant and her instinct of belittling you
Expect a lot of flustered insults and physical affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052844
Gonna praise those Imps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052731
I think if they are not bladed the same effect, only slower. Just like how it is easier to injure with a bladed object over a blunt one, so it would be with mamono silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052886
>>17052844
She's incredibly cute and perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052882
Would she still insult me as I slowly pump her pregnant form frpm behind while nibbling her ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052892
I wonder if her cunny is as puffy as her thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052905
Probablt. Those girls come with a natural sof puffy cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052905
I bet its plump as hell and slick like an oil spill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052905
>Why summon more Imp Servants when you can start making your own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052905
>cunny
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051783
Cool is nice, but ara ara is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052918
I don't see the problem with that word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052905
>>17052915
Kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052905
>Have to push through 2 inches of vulva before you even get to the pussy itself
Or should I say "get to"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052897
Of course, it's in her nature
No insulting in front of the egg once she lays it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052473
>and will lose all of the dom aspects of her personality if you ever change back.
But that's wrong.
>By the way, their husband is able to freely return to human form, and supposedly they also have sex while he's in human form as well, but for some reason, they're shy about being seen getting it on with their husband in human form or something to that effect.
It's only if someone was to see you fucking her in human form.

[Anonymous No.]

Khepri is without a doubt best girl:
> Big harem
> They can be exactly as you want. Do you want them petite? Done. 7ft muscular? Done. Femdom or maledom? What you wish.
> There is so much mamono mana exchanged during the first night, that you will see the changes into your ideal waifus as soon as next morning.
> Be a literal king
> Super high tier magic
> Have any waifu you want. They expect their husbands to have multiple wives, so you only have to ask and you can have any MG from any race you want. Your status as a king will guarantee you will get it, no matter which race it is, which is normally harder when you already have a waifu, specially if you target a MG from a proud or high race like Dragons or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052952
Please stop trying to ruin Khepri for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052952
>Big harem
Stopped there. You should try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052952
Shoo shoo greenspace poster, don't ruin Khepris or even try to. They're amazing and don't need your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052959
But there is nothing false in what he said. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052964
I guess Khepri are ruined normally then.

[Anonymous No.]

>Working the field of your farm, practically baking in the heat
>You wish you could continue adventuring, but an unfortunate run in with a dungeon trap cut that career short
>As you reminisce, a bright light surrounds you and you see a valkyrie descend from the heavens. You're so enthralled by her beauty that you can't even react
>She lands right in front of you and gives you a heavenly smile before blushing and looking away. She seems too embarrassed by something to meet your gaze
>"Greetings, Sir Anon. The Goddess' light shines upon you. I've been sent to aid you in fulfilling the prophesy of a great hero."
>...Whoa, wait, hold on. As much as you'd like to go on a journey with her, you tell her it's impossible to become a hero
>"No, you misunderstand. The hero isn't you, but rather your son."
>What? You don't have a son. You don't even have a...
>The valkyrie blushes a bit harder as she asks if she should make wedding arrangements at the local church
>Years later, your loving wife is preparing to give birth to your seventh child, as the prophesy was vague on which child would become the hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052964
Not the point one way or the other, I just don't want him posting about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052977
Talk about an annunciation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052964
Well, the thing about adding waifus from other races is not mentioned anywhere, but it is not forbidden either and I guess makes sense given their character. So while maybe headcanon, I wouldn't say he is lying. It is plausible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052964
Pretty much everything in the post except for the word "harem" and "be a literal king" is just him applying his personal tastes via KC's wiggle room clauses and not actually anything from the profile.

Also
>femdom khepri
Don't make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052979
That is bullshit. Posts should be judged on their own merit, not on who post them and frankly you have no authority saying who can or can't post about waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052985
You can do that with any monster girl. It doesn't need to be a Nura, Bicorn or Khepri. And I guess the thing about them changing bodytypes happens normally with all mgs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052999
Good thing that post had no merit whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052952
That last part isn't true, monster girls don't really give a shit about status so you being king would have no impact on a random girl's desire to go with you.
>>17052987
They will do whatever you ask since you're there husband/king, if you want one to take the lead in bed then she would probably be delighted to carry out your wish. It's not that big a stretch compared to some of the stuff he said.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't open this Anon! If you do you'll have to take responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052987
The high level magic shit is also in the profile, or at least the potential for high magic.

The rest is headcanon but I honestly don't care as long as it is plausible.

Implausible headcanons (looking at you maledom Hellhounders) do piss me off.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when Sandworms were popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053008
I can totally see a Khepri domming you with tears coming down her face as she rides and whips you while saying how blessed she is to be chosen to relieve the stress of her king
While the others writhe and kiss and lick around you and whisper in your ear how much she wants to punish you and strike you again until you cum harder than you ever have before
The question is, is it best to assign each Khepri a different kink or personality or to keep them all able to change night by night? I'm thinking the former personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052977
>Monster girl
>Son

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053033
Then talk about them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053038
Don't tell her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053038
You've discovered her incredible ruse anon! Your son will become a great hero but she can only give you daughterus.
Better hurry up and help the Demon Lord win so the Hero can be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053026
I enjoy seeing some plausible headcanon as well, but some people might snap and get mad because "KC didn't say so!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053042
She gonna raise her husband's sons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053026
>Implausible headcanons (looking at you maledom Hellhounders)
>implying profiles are the only personalities for the entire species

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053049
What? No, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053049
That she can only give her beloved daughters and no sons.
Just imagine the cute look on her face the night after giving birth to another girl as she tells you that "this time surely I'll give you a son!"
She loves all her daughters sure,
but she needs to give birth to the Hero that will save the world! It's the only thing a failure like her's good for, just like the Archangel said!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053008
While standards is not a thing with monster girls, I think status matter in unusual situations.

Yeah, any man can get a Dragon waifu but if you are already married there is a high chance she will refuse as she will want a man for herself.

I also recall reading that your spirit energy reduce in attractiveness when you are married to MGs. Which might make dating other monsters harder. In these circumstances I think stuff like status can come into play.

Or if you want to marry a Lilim for example, I think you have a really good chance if you are a mamono realm king and send the Mamono Lord a formal letter asking one of her daughters in marriage than if let's say, you venture into the royal mamono realm just with the hope a Lilim will claim you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053013
Wouldn't a lactating Ghost be neat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053053
Hellhounds are just that way, though.
Otherwise the gods looking to tame some would have just found the easy ones, but they couldn't even do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053044
>The heavens send you a Valkyrie, hoping a hero can be born from your holy union
>You intentionally orchestrate her fall, turning her into a perverse, corrupted mockery of her former self
>The heavens sent her sisters to try and save her, or eliminate her if they feel she can't be saved
>She defeated them and spread her corruption to them as well
>They now seek to conquer heaven for their husband, their new god

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053059
Sounds like I need to go kick an archangel's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053059
>cute
She will probably kill herself after 5th~ daughter though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053072
Soiled it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053070
It's not impossible to be stronger than a god in the setting. I wonder wet would hellhound be to the thought of a human like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052952
Harem a shit
They're not femdom, I like femdom but I don't go lying about what species do it
Being the leader is overrated
Having anything you want so easily kills the emotion of getting it, as shit as the raging mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053073
So you want to go become a hero-tier warrior to fight an Archangel for bullying your waifu and making her cry? That snooty Archangel doesn't stand a chance.
Are you going to princess carry your Valkyrie waifu off to a happy loving life together after you beat the Archangel?

>>17053074
She'll pull through and live anon. For Love's sake and for her destiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053079
It would also make you an eyeroll-worthy Gary Stu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053072
So Ikusa Otome Valkyrie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053089
True, it would get all the monster girls wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053064
Yeah I knew about the married stuff, I meant status as in social standing like nobility and royalty. Monsters love their monster nobles like Lilims but couldn't really care if a man was a king, prince, son of an earl or whatever.
You make a good point though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053064
Anon, the Mamono Lord will give one of her daughters in marriage to any guy asking for it in a formal letter. But if you already have a waifu and in particular a harem, she might think you are too greedy or feel offended you want one of her daughters to share and instead send an Apophis to bite your ass. So I think being high status in this case, is not an aid, its a burden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053072
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Keep the beer coming Anon, these Onis have a thirst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053079
> Gary Stu bullshit on the level of "Great Hero Luka"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053086
Yep. That heavenly host is getting a size 14 boot up her ass. And forget carrying her off too far- I'm movin' in. We're making our home in the heavens and I'm gonna mating press her right there on the clouds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053114
That's how onis get beer bellies.
Whatever, I'll keep them coming till they've had their fill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053114
Joke's on them, they are so drunk they didn't notice the drink is actually apple juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053064
> Sending a formal marriage letter to the Mamono Lord for one of her daughters

You made me want to send a formal adoption form to the Mamono Lord, with all my info on it, to see what happen.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your android bodyguard for tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053089
>the gary stu argument
Oh boy here we go.

Also you wouldn't even need to be anywhere close to a god to be stronger than a hellhound, they're mid-tier for monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053132
>Someone to babysit daughteru while me and waifu go out on romantic dates
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053126
>apple juice
>ORRRRRA, what do you think you're servin' my friends here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053136
>to be stronger than a hellhound
Congratulations on completely missing the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053103
>Anon, the Mamono Lord will give one of her daughters in marriage to any guy asking for it in a formal letter
I want to send a letter to her requesting to marry Druella now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053136
But you need to be it to tame them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053132
And why would I need a bodyguard for tonight? She'd get pretty bored real quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053136
No one says you can't beat them, beating one and making her your wife is perfectly doable.
Good luck outlasting her in bed though since their entire thing is outlasting a man and dominating him once he's spent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053140
Would they prefer orange? Maybe grape juice would go down well too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053142
The Lilim needs to be unmarried though.

Still, this needs to be added to the WaifuHacks section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053157
She's calling the mofu mafia top brass to deal with the establishment, they'll lose their protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053140
RIP Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053168
What kind of drinks would the mofu mafia like to have? Eh, some cheap tea would fit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053162
KC refuses to say if she's married or not, likely because he wants to leave it for people to decide in their own stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053136
Humans are not even mid tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053178
Humans are dumb tier with their ability to become whatever they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053178
But anon, humans can grind and power up because we know an anon is going to go and do that and not just settle down with the first MG he runs into that he likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053174
>drinks
Fancy cigarette pipes and your finest tobacco or bust, the kitsune bosses are hard to please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053140
I kinda want to be a bartender in MGC at a bar frequented by the various "crime" groups that exist in town.
I want to give advice to the patrons and care for their health before going back home to my beautiful waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053182
>>17053187
Yes yes I know I'm talking about the normal ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053193
They can settle down with cheap cigs and those lighters that have a 30% chance to explode on your face. I wouldn't waste my money on fancy stuff for one time customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>anons establishment is "inspected"
>tanuki lawyers get the place closed down
>not a week later and there's a mofu parlor on the site

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053204
Glad that'll never happen to my business.
Oh the joys of having a Demon waifu in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053204
Wow, monster girls are assholes. Anon worked hard for that and they just fucked him over with no good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053203
Anon, I don't know how you expect to get any repeat customers when you treat first timers like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053216
That's life. Get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053187
I'd settle down with the first monster girl I liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053204
A shota or two would change their minds along with some sheckles. Sorry mofu mafia but the place ain't going away.

>>17053217
Maybe they would get a better treatment if they weren't so full of themselves or came in to get drunk and break stuff. Perhaps acting like a normal customer would get them something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052952
>Khepri is without a doubt best girl:
>> Big harem
wew, fucked it on the first go. Impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053216
Mofu parlors are a vicious business, always trying to expand to create more mofusluts for girls with fluffy tails.
I just want to say "no" to the face of an uppity kitsune when she tries to buy out my bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053224
That was my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053038
It's happening in the future where the demons won

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053225
Last I checked you started the whole problem by cheating paying customers.
It sounds like you just want to be an ass to your customers at a whim, but still be "the cool guy bartender."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053152
>outlasting and dominating the man when he's stronger
What mental gymnastics are going to use to justify that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053228
That's a good way to find yourself naked and soon-to-be-raped behind a fox shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053132
>indifferent to everyone else
>overly girlish in front of me

I should panic, shouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053235
They're Hellhounds, they're always ready for round n+1.
If that upsets you, well, find a different girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053234
Them paying would be a dream coming true. We all know that either they black out or grab the first guy and run away. Mind as well have some fun before they bail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053255
Ass, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053267
If they apologized I could treat them like normal customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053272
That's quite alright, we can just check out the Oni bar down the road.
At least she doesn't have a huge chip on her shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053289
An oni bar for onis sounds like a perfect place to get drunk and make a mess, different from a simple bar around the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053272
>Onis apologizing for their behavior when drunk
That sounds kinda cute actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053253
>"nuh uh"
>hellhoundfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053235
Ask KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053307
>an MGE girl has superhuman abilities when it comes to sex
Stop the presses guys we've got a scoop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053247
Hard when I've got my waifu backing me up with contracts and legal knowledge.
No Tanuki can beat a Demon in a law-off. It's just not done.

>>17053250
Just stick your dick in the cute robot anon. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>>17053304
Just imagine an Oni getting on hands and knees and begging for forgiveness for getting drunk and raping you.
Imagine her hugging you close and nuzzling you when you forgive her while telling you she'll take full responsibility since she ended up getting pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053300
Well you'd do well to realize that many people go to bars to get drunk and/or de-stress.
Not to tiptoe around an easily-peeved bartender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053321
Getting drunk is fine, making the place a mess isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053235
Strength doesn't equal sexual stamina and even if you could dominate one via strength, her mind would never obey you. They're stubborn to the death if need be.

And if you think of yourself as both perfect in strength and sexual prowess then you can take a hike because that's pretty much fanfiction.net tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053209
>Anon's business is "inspected."
>Waifu throws the book at them.
>Tanuki falls to the ground, bruised and frightened.
>Runs away, arms over her head to block the hail of literature.
>Comes back with the police, Waifu taken to jail.
>Judge is a Demon.
>Jury are all Demons.
>First witness is Durella, who launches into a tirade about how awful stereotypical Tanukis are.
>Coniving Tanuki starts sobbing, and admits she was just jealous of Anon's happy life.
>Durella flatly informs her she'll never find a husband acting like that.
>Lawsuit is dropped that day.
>Anon celebrates with sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053316
That smug kitten won't be so smug once I tell her mother she's been being bad!

>>17053321
Would you want to go to an Oni bar to destress from exams, only to get dragged to a table by a bunch of boisterous busty /fit/ sorority girls who tease and pamper you all night?
Would you want them all to swipe your phone while you're passed out drunk so they can add their numbers to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053321
I want to get drunk with that Oni so that I have a good excuse when I "accidentally" plant my face right in those tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053331
>you have to be literally perfect hurr
So does that mean you think hellhounds are unbeatable mary sues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053336
I want to flick that tubby tanuki on the head and tell her that she should focus on finding a boy who'll love her for who she is rather than by taking everything he has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053235
You're pretty uppity at the thought you don't get to have super-human strength and endurance aren't you?

You're just a man, anon, not an incubus. Besides I doubt even an incubus could tire out a hellhound. I mean every moment you're domming them is a moment they're laying back, basking in the pleasure and conserving strength for the moment you tire out.

They don't NEED to be stronger than you to turn the tables on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053136
>>17053235
>>17053341
Are you that retarded maledomfag again? Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053341
For the millionth time you CAN beat them. You can't make them submit.
Christ you people are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053341
>Not even gods can hold her down!
What do you think, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Lets be realistic here, if monster girls entered our reality they would be imprisoned, monitored,suppressed and controlled by world governments for their own ends. How far would you go to fight for monster girl rights? Are you willing to actually earn your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053337
I wanna be a regular at MGC Cheers! Where all the MGs know your penis size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053351
lolnope

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053341
I already said you can beat them physically but they will never show obedience in any way. That's literally their entire thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053351
They just need to nuke some main cities with dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053351
5edgy7me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053321
I've seen people getting thrown out of bars for getting overly drunk, so what anon would be doing is quite normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhound maledom posting
>military wank
Sure is that time of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053353
>Anon goes to an MGC bar to relax.
>Winds up with a big busty Minotaur crying into his shoulder because she's drunk and hates how mean girls at her school call her a holstein slut because of her big breasts when she's really a pure girl.
>Anon and the Minotaur both lost their virginities that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053341
>>17053351
Fuck off faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053369
October?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053367
>so what anon would be doing is quite normal
Not actually telling them to leave but instead passive-aggressively making them miserable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053370
I want to help that minotaur acquire a bigger bust size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053073
You should actually be thanking her, after all she was the one who orchestrated your marriage. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say this is what she planned form the beginning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053351
Fuck off Grigori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053377
I didn't know apple juice made people miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053351
Considering that how MGE is written, there is no way that would ever happen. No matter how hard you tried you would fall to monster girls eventually.
It's not a question of "if" it's a question of "when" the monster girls win.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that men have zero chance at defeating a monster girl unless they're a special snowflake hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053351
Hahahaha, bullets can't fight Fake News. The Ratatoskr and Tanuki have joined forces, no man is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053344
You're pretty uppity at the thought humans in a fantasy rpg setting aren't all level 1 dirt farmers like us.

>>17053346
I'm not the one constantly moving goalposts and arguing semantics, arguing against the author's official stance of profiles not representing the entire species, and going into logical fallacy territory by simultaneously arguing that dominating a hellhound is Gary Stu while acting like hellhounds are the best and perfectly fine, and not Mary Sues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053386
>bawwwww they called out my powerwanking again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053386
Even then you would fall to the temptation sooner or later. Welcome to MGE, enjoy your new monster girl waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053378
Would you indulge in some breast worship to make her feel prouder of her tanned milk tanks?
How would you feel if you got her so proud of them that she started calling them something lewd like cock milkers during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053351
To be honest, most people would hate monstergirls or just not care as the former exploit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053373
>faggots
It's likely one faggot, notice the wannabe hellhound dominator stopped arguing and that second dumbass pops up. Someone wants (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053377
I don't see him making them miserable though? At most they would fell humiliated when apologizing but that's their fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053386
I don't particularly care, since I have no interest in fighting monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053386
Depends on what you count as winning.
A farmer could fight off a slime. A guard could fight off a imp. Not all girls in MGE are super powered Mary sues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052439
Nah, they like to save the tongue action for their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053389
Look, go ahead and have your fantasy where you're Buff McLargehuge with a harem of sub hellhounds.
We're just going to call you out for the retard that you are if you post it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053397
You know I would.
I'd even make sure that she puts them to good use.

I'll make her so proud of her chest that she can't stand seeing a girl with bigger ones than hers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053389
>You're pretty uppity at the thought humans in a fantasy rpg setting aren't all level 1 dirt farmers like us.
The setting confirms that they literally are hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053351
Simple, we win over the minds of the normies and get them interested in monster girls. All we need is some memes, some celebrities and some circlejerks to get the public acceptance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053407
But then you wouldn't be able to protect yourself for you waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about how a martial arts tournament in MGC would play out.
>my money's on the mantis girl with that "one inch punch" technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053424
Why's it always fighting?
You all watch too much anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053386
Beat them with the power of your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053418
>Someone typed this
>Someone literally typed this out, looked at it and thought "That'll show 'em".
>Someone though a string of typed lowercase has was a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053424
My money is on the muscle Lich. Apparently she did some crazy experiments so she's super strong now. Said experiments was called training and having a diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053429
Power of dick is canceled out and overpowered by monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053423
I don't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053435
Dead people can't build muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053408
How does a farmer fight a slime though. Most of his tools are ineffective, a garden hose only makes them stronger. Maybe they leave peacefully if you give them a sweaty towel to snack on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053439
Not with that attitude they can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053443
That's so stupid it might work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053439
Mamono Mana, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053443
Don't feed the slimes, you'll just encourage them to return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053443
There are a few ways.
Too much water can dilute her, starch could harden her body, or you could apply a liberal application of vitamin dick until she's your woman.
Though careful she's not a stronger slime than she appears. You wouldn't want to gun for a weak slime girl and end up with a girl like Solution Epsilon.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't you emotionally manipulate a Hellhound to obey you?

>"If you loved me, you would submit to me."
>"I think the neighbour is so lucky, her Inari wife obeys him."
>"I wish I had an Inari wife."
>"I feel so unloved with you."
>Fake tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053466
Can you give it a rest already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053458
Ochimusha wants to talk with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053417
>Anon successfully makes his Minotaur girlfriend confident in her enormous watermelon breasts.
>When girls try to call her a slut now she gets real smug and brings up how at least she has a boyfriend.
>When she gets home it's off to her bedroom for dirty talking paizuri and doggystyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053419
It wouldn't be that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053466
>he's still salty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053466
Monstergirls won't like you if you're the kind of person who would do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053466
Give it a rest would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053434
What was the point of this message?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053458
I want to tell that lich she's cute.

>>17053476
Exactly.
She's gonna feel proud at being the biggest and the bustiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053369
Hellhound maledoms are like the weak protectionfags that want a Salamander to take them and become their bodyguard waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053490
To look down on you, you silly bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053462
Remember kids: "Slime with a core, you'll be done for."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053470
A rest on what? what is wrong with wanting to dom one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053494
I hope you're ready for that tall cow to scoop you up and kiss you all over, and her "kisses" around your crotch will be long and wet with tongue.
Also she's gonna want to marry and have daughterus with you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure which I hate worse, the HFYfags or the "muh invincible monsters"-fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053416
>We're just going to call you out for the retard that you are if you post it here.
You mean autistically shitpost and be purposefully retarded, like hellhoundfags have been doing even before the /jp/ exodus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053506
Sounds great.
Going to pump her so full of kids that her bust will have to get bigger to feed them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053502
What would you do if you ran into a flirty ojou-sama in the woods who offered to let you grope her massive royal funbags only for her to turn out to be a Dark Slime in disguise who surges over you with a lewd grin on her face and tears off your clothing to rape you while you're bound and screaming for help that will never come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053466
Oh come on, if you're going to shitpost at least shitpost properly.

The profile says humans can't dominate hellhounds so the key to winning is to no longer be human.
>amass a chaos harem and gain the ability to freely transform between abominations
>first she tries to pounce on you in your slime form from the shoggoth but she fails to pin you to the ground
>tentacle rape her as the squid while the mindflayer alters her mind to make her accept this as normal
>spider rape her and inject as much venom as possible while the nacha taunts her and calls her a mere bitch in heat
>finally give her the coat monster dick which is bigger than anything she ever imagined while your wendigo wife caresses her face and tells her that she's a good girl for accepting her place
Not guaranteed to work, infact is probably won't work and you'll get dragged into the abyss by your chaos harem before you even find a hellhound. That's not so bad though right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053462
Why wouldn't I want Solution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053496
At least doming a Hellhound is manly unlike "Hurr durr I want a Hellhound to protect me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053461
It's probably fine as long as it's not a slime queen emissary. Because if it is, next time she comes back it's with a whole entourage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053523
She's scary and lewd! A Solution Epsilon from the MGE world's love of eating people would turn into a desire to entrap and rape some poor unsuspecting man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053522
>Your Hellhound has evolved into a Chaoshound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053524
t. internettough guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053521
>implying she needs to take your clothes off to rape you
Fun with slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053521
>run into a flirty ojou-sama in the woods who offered to let you grope her massive royal funbags

Haven't looked at the spoiler, but if the alarm bells don't don't start ringing in your head at this point, you deserve everything that happens afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053522
You should feel bad for posting this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053499
Did you think I or anyone else would care? Conversely, your three lines of meme arrows seem the greater waste of effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053543
But the sight of you screaming and trying to stop her from peeling off your clothes turns her on even more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053549
Chaosfags are silly guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053521
I'd be mildly disappointed that she didn't turn out to be a Slime Carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053533
I'm still not seeing an issue.
Even if she wanted to eat people, I'd help her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053553
The fact that you responded at all means it worked you dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053496
At least doming a Hellhoumd is manly unlile "Hurr durr, I want a Hellhound to protect me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053564
But you're responding and I'm not even baiting you? Don't you think I could just be replying to things I see as stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053559
So you'd want her to reveal her slime and cackle about how much more fun life is since she started sharing her body with her new friend?
Would you want that Ojou-sama bouncing on your cock as the pink slime acts as a bed and embraces you from behind to tease your ears in her host's form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053538
What would a chaos hound be capable of?
>>17053558
I felt bad even before posting it, I probably need that flayer to do some work on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053424
Depends on if it's only MGs, or if men can get involved.

If the latter, every match with the guy ends with sexy results

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like anti-hellhound guy is at it again

>>17053572
Wew you can't even find an argument anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053576
Yes, absolutely! A threesome with a lewd ojou-sama and her slime copy would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053543
Y'know, in the winter you could probably fit your slime wife completely under all that clothing and nobody would know.
You'd keep each other warm and she'd get all-day "access."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053596
Why are you under the impression that there's only one person here who disagrees with your stupidity?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds hate weak men that want to be protected by them and would never marry them.

[Anonymous No.]

mods = gods

[Anonymous No.]

I actually know of a way to tame a Hellhound that is doable according to the settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053515
For me it's the mary sue monster fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053476
>dirty talking paizuri and doggystyle
This is great. It would be better with an Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053604
>"Uh, hey Anon? Why are you pants rippling?"
>"Don't - oh fuck yeah... Don't worry about it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053641
Yeah, you just have to surpass a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053515
I hate them equally and just enjoy fighting monsters and battles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17051424
>/d/ shit
Anon you don't even know. I'd smash a Sith if it meant that the spirit energy made her not a furry 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053654
I meant a way that doesn't involve becoming a Gary Stu, there is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053665
Stop already

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna challenge the head of the White Jinkos for control of her dojo! And her heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053648
Wait why did that post get deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053674
Does that mean she gets control of your heart if she wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053665
fleas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053649
Something tells me she's keep waiting until the least convenient times to do it.
>Putting every ounce of your effort into not turning into a moaning mess as she starts sucking on you in the middle of a crowded subway
>When you finally get alone she teases you about it

>"Anon, did your jacket just giggle?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053677
It seems mode deleted all the posts of the Hellhound shitstorm and yours got unproperly grouped with those.

[Anonymous No.]

>letting a plant bust a nut in your wive's stomach just so you can impregnate her.
This is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053692
Well that sucks. That cow didn't deserve that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053694
We know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053684
Nope, it is easy. The Mamono Lord sets the MGs instincts at a core level. That is the only reason the Hellhound wants to protect you rather than killing you. Just ask the Mamono Lord to remove the untamable instinct from your Hellhound waifu and if she agrees congratulations, you have tamed a Hellhound.

Or ask the Queen of Hearts to turn your wife into a submissive new species, like she did with the original Dragon from which Jabberwocks come from.

No need to become a Gary Stu, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053694
I don't see why would you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053724
1.you either have impotent balls
Or
2.you want to see your wife facefucked by a flowerpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053743
You can't even have impotent balls because of mamono mana. I guess you could do it if you are one of these guys that always wants your waifu pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053755
I don't even know why the demon lord left the tentacle forest alive all they do is bust nuts in married mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053761
Why would you make your monoeye maid cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053764
They don't do that. They pick the guy and waifu up and slam them together saying "now kiss". It's only the child tree that blows a load down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053761
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053761
do NOT tease the monoeye maid (maidoeye for short) by telling her to sweep a dusty room or by ordering her to prepare oniony meals for you. DONT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053764
But they don't. Did you even read the World Guide? They fondle and coax the girl while getting her husbando to do the pounding.
They're trying to harvest the energy, after all. Rape makes that impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053764
Because Japs are cuckolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053715
DL doesn't have 100% control. Higher beings can over-rule her for a short period of time, i.e. dragons returning to their true form. Furthermore, that a hellhound cannot be tamed even if a God is brought in to do it would suggest that not even the DL can alter this particular aspect of hellhounds. Nor would she want to, really.

>QoH
Again, she couldn't change the dragon, she could only pervert her, turning the "source of her pride from "being the absolute strongest and overpowering others" to "being the most lascivious and overpowering others."" The quality of being the pinnacle remains unchanged.

At most you'd just manage to further refine the fact that you can't tame a hellhound, into the bedroom specifically, making her submissive and tame in every day activities, if slashed with a layer of wonderland insanity if you're lucky, but still indefatigable in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053466
>becoming the 3dpd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053761
Cute! Needs a hug though.

[Anonymous No.]

spirit energy/mamono mana is literally magic. just want a subhound hard enough and the universe will conspire to give you one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053386
Bullshit, I bet I can make a Rata cry Uncle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053807
Anon, playing with your Rata niece doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053804
Just paint a wolf girl black and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053804
Fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on monmusus with glussus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053804
Yeah, but then it wouldn't be a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053816
Depends on the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg prizes virgins?
>Inb4 unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053811
Just paint an amazon black and put wolf cosplay gear on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053816
They don't look cute on Shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053816
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053793
Worse of all is that it would likely work, Hellhounds hate to see their husbands crying and that shit would hurt more than a Dragon beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053825
I'd imagine that Automatons would want an unsullied Mastah they can deflower and dutifully protect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053825
None, girls like men with experience not ugly virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053825
Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053811
> anonymous wants hellhound waifu
> next door wolfgirl wants cute anonymous
> dyes her fur black and breaks into his house
> " Roar! I'm a hellhound and I'm gonna eat you up! "
" Jubiliee, you're shorter then me and you've got green eyes. I can even see your roots. You've got red hair.You're no hellhound, you're my neighbor trying to seduce me again. Please leave. "
> " Well, we tried the hard way. Let's try the easy way now! "
>rapes him.

[Anonymous No.]

Pick any forgotten monster and I promise a story soon (tm) of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053852
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds hate weak men that want to be protected by them and would never marry one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053852
Pot devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053842
She just needs an Ignis friend and she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053852
>>17053862
This. I like Pot Devils. Or Mimics or anything like that, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053868
Would she just be sitting on the wolf's shoulders like mechashiva, making weird sound effects like some kid of dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053835
Nah. She'd just rape the stupid out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053842
What a cute, dedicated wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053852
Hobgoblin or yuge Werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053875
It is said that not even a god could rape the stupid out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

So, who wants to be a rat-catcher for the city?
You can get some decent pay, a busy life, and a small, but vicious, kobold to help you out in the sewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053875
If she finds out he is faking it, poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053852
jelly sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053868
> wolfgirl breaks into anonymous's house
> "Roar! I'm a flaming hellhound and I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you die! "
" Jubilee, you're just piggybacking an ignis. Wait, who is that? "
> " She's my cousin Amelia. "
" Your cousin? You're a wolfgirl. "
> " Some shenenigans went on during my aunt's radiotherapy for her cancer. "
" Did she..."
> " Yeah, she got better after two weeks. Can't underestimate those unicorns nurses. "
" Anyway, neither of you are a helhound. Get out of here. "
> " So, Jubie-should I go? "
>" Yeah, the jig is up. "
> " We're still on to get Zipanguese food down at Shogun Ted's, right? "
> " Well of course."
> " Okey doke, Jubie. You two have fun. "
" Bye Amelia. Try the egg rolls! "
> she rapes him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053874
She'd sit on her head, giving her flame eyelashes from time to time and buffing herself with some ragey fire magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053894
I would have just assumed her Dad's brother married an ignis, but still that got chuckle out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053860
Terrible bait.

[Anonymous No.]

Summertime is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053918
does the concept of seasons exist in wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053920
Probably, but it would be like kind of like the Southern Hemisphere. Winters get 80 degree weather while summers get snow, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053920
I don't see why seasons wouldn't exist. Otherwise, their food would be bland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053918
You almost make me want a Jabberwock waifu instead of a Hellhound.

Almost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053918
do you think a jabber's mouth tentacles (mouthtacles?) function similarly to her nomral mouth?
ie can she eat and drink with them?
that sounds like a sure fire way to quickly get a soft wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053842
>>17053894
She did succeed in stealing my heart, in the least.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus I go away for one day and half of these posts are replying to deleted ones. What the fuck did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053989
Nothing of value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053989
Shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053989
Shitstorm around a guy (or multiple) pushing maledom shit with Hellhound and a guy trying to bait Hellhound husbandos by saying fake shit like how Hellhounds hate weak men that want to be protected by a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053825
Is even possible to keep your virginity in MGE so you can give it to your waifu, or do you have to assume you will get eventually raped before finding her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054000
Only if you come through portals like anons. Impossible being born and growing up in MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054000
Unicorns haven't died out, so it must be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Shitstorm around a guy (or multiple) pushing maledom shit with Hellhound and a guy trying to bait Hellhound husbandos by saying fake shit like how Hellhounds hate and wpuld not marry weak men that want to be protected by a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054000
My shitty headcanon is that through the same asspull-tier coincidences that made the current DL take over, one will find his waifu first before any other monster does. For example, if an anon is a dragonfag, by pure coincidence that day a dragon will terrorize the town and find him, or by pure coincidence he'll need to do something out of town that ends with him coming across the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk the Manticore before she milks you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053989
Shitstorm around a guy (or multiple) pushing maledom shit with Hellhound and a guy trying to bait Hellhound husbandos by saying fake shit like how Hellhounds hate and would not marry weak men that want to be protected by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054019
Where's the fun If I don't have an adventure trying to find my vampfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054000
You can learn how to shoo monsters away and keep at bay if you have a waifu in mind. It's pretty easy to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054027
You misunderstand, anon. The coincidence is that you'll find yourself either needing to or given the opportunity to go on the adventure before you get claimed by anyone, allowing you to find your vampfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054019
KC said that Love is the supreme power in MGE, superior to everything and everyone. So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054023
She's going to milk you anyway, so what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053680
She already had it from the first time I saw her scarred, toned body and beautiful smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054036
But how is even possible to not find any (single) monstergirls during the adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054040
By coincidence you manage to fend off every single monster girl in the adventure and reach your vampfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054037
Superior to even the Mamono Lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054051
If her actions do not line up with Love, then yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054058
That sounds very hard to believe. Is it for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054064
Believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053761
This is the face a Monoeye maid makes when you roughly impregnate your childhood friend Paladin-chan in front of her.
All the while maintaining eye contact with her. And after you're done going four rounds with Paladin-chan, you drink a potion and go three more rounds with your Monoeye maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054038
It'll be mutual and delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053920
> Matespring
> Sexmmer
> Rapetaum
> Fuckter

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy doodlybranches, bitches. Time for another caption.
This time it's Chimaera's turn:

>山羊の人格が表出しているキマイラ。人格が変わる事でその乳房は柔らかさを増し、表情も甘くとろけたものを浮かべる様になっている。
"A chimaera with her goat personality exposed. Her breasts increase in softness as the personality changes, and her expressions also soon become just as melty sweet."

I haven't read her profile in a while. Didn't know her tits got softer in goat form. I mean, I'd think it was another figure-of-speech, if it wasn't so oddly direct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054070
You don't stick it in the monoeye maid, you facefuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054085
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054079
Image with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054080
No, you impregnate the Monoeye maid too! Your human sons and daughterus need friends! Plus loli Monoeyes sell for pretty good in the Maid Market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054085
Cute!

Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054085
Definitely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054085
Pretty cool. They could be more fluffy though.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont post here nearly as often as I used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054094
Mofu hybrid lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054079
>>17054089
Oh fuck, I knew I forgot something.

http://i.imgur.com/7wApNqX.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054091
She's not worth impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054091
>spoiler
YAMERO!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054098
>Monoeye maid
>not worth impregnating
But anon, that's all they're really god for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054098
>Monoeye maid
>not worth impregnating
But anon, that's all they're really good for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054095
i like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054085
Cute. Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17050273
>tfw no cute rata wife that does this before seeing you/seeing herself to her job

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

I miss RS and others doing good Manticore stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054096
How would that work? Like an Inari Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054095
That's a pretty cute birb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054106
No, they're meant to clean the house and be used as something to take your frustrations out on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054114
>>17050273
Its the cutest thing imaginable, and I want a Rata wife just like that too.
Ratatoskyr came out of nowhere to be my number one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054095
I'm happy that you're still in the land of the living, Hyphen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047647
Nureonago are pretty cute slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054121
>hitting your maid
>ever
Anon you're the reason God stopped talking to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054119
I want a Hellhound Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054129
In a sexual way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054129
No anon, one must spank the maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054129
>Thinking violence is the only way to vent frustrations
You sound like a horrible person desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054095
She's a cutie! I'd help her get dressed every morning so she could go to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054095
I like this bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054132
The most satisfying of jiggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054130
I want an amazon lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054131
Be more specific next time.


>>17054132
I know. I love maids in general and Kikis are my favorite MG.




>>17054133
>you sound like a horrible person
You're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17053761
Maybe if I lick harder, I can get her eye to roll backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054130
>Hellhound Lilim
So double mary sue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054095
legs2furry/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054154
>Lilims
>Mary Sues
There's that word again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054148
>amazon Lilim
Well hello there boner, how are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054157
i find those legs/talons to be oddly arousing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054091
>Maid Market
Is that where I can find the Kikimoras who've been in the Maid War?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054154
Double the fun

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a smug mg to force me to kiss her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054162
>>>/trash/ has other things you'd find oddly arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054132
That Shog has got a DONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054172
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054132
>People still think Kikimoras are better than Shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054132
That pose
That ass
All that jelly
HNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054154
No. Quadruple the rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054173
And I desire more Shog butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054175
Kitsune and Dragons make better maids anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054132
I love her face, she's totally looking at herself in the mirror and thinking to herself; "When Master sees me like this, he'll forget all about that feathered tramp!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054174
I'm older than your attempt of deflection

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054181
I desire more Shog stories but good luck with that ever happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054192
New as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054175
Kiki defaults to being better because >chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054181
Amen, amen.
>>17054189
The battle for Mastah's manmeat rages on.
Though Shog is easily my favorite I do love imagining the cute back and forth between a Shog and a Kiki for their mutual master.
>>17054193
Silent_II's was honestly so good its hard to imagine anything topping it. Though I would love to hear more about the idea of a Shog with very strange and poor social cues like was being greentexted that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054202
Chaos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054196
>New! new! new!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054175
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054207
Like the Shoggoth that stares at you with no concept of personal space so she's literally always mere inches away from you when you turn around?
Sounds adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054166
VA headquarters?

In this day and age, the experienced are in dire need of some love and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054209
Delete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054192
No, really. You're new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054217
>>17054207
>Get your Shoggoth maid a bouquet of flowers on the way home
>She's waiting, as always, dutifully right at the door as soon as you open it, her signature face-splitting smile everpresent
>Smile and ask her how her how her day was, to which she sighs and replies 'You too, mastah~"
>Chuckle at her usual not quite right response and hand her the bouquet
>She stares at it as she takes it into her hands, her smile somewhat fading
>Worried you've somehow offended her, start to tell her its just a nice gesture
>She suddenly cries out loud, holding the bouquet up reverently, bowing to you and slithering off at breakneck speed
>When you later find her she's planted the flowers in a small pot made of herself, placed it in direct sunlight, and set up a little perimeter around it almost like it was a sacred place
>She turns to smile at you, a few black tears streaming out of her eyes as she gives a genuine beaming warm smile
>Just another day with your weird Shog wifemaid

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>>17054242
You already said that. Upon what are you basing this assertion?

[Anonymous No.]

Who remembers the greentext about the anon with four Shoggoth maids and an Elf maid? It basically always ended with the Elf getting mind fucked by all the chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054250
It was actually all the chaos girls (at the time I dont remember if Atlach had come out yet) and one elf going on adventures. The Elf was a heavy, heavy alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054248
We've always had people attracted to monster parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054248
>Tries to direct someone to Trash for liking monster girls
>On the Monster Girl Thread
>Doesn't understand why someone thinks he's new
Wew, lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054266
I know that, I just found it funny how he blatantly said "I am aroused by this animal part" and decided to mock him. I mean, the fact that people in here get aroused solely on monster parts isn't news to me, I just found how blunt he was to be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Got this surprise request done of my Kobold waifu today. Still technically a little too lewd for direct posting, so it's in imgur.

http://imgur.com/Sfdqtoz

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054154

most monster girls are very sueish honestly. Just pick your favorite flavor or flavor combo,enjoy your escapism and don't be a faggot who complains about what other anons like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054285
That's a really lewd suit KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054285
Fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054295
Shit that doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054285
Kek, I feel bad for all the bondagefags you're giving a bad name to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054307
My being a bondagefag is already inseparable from my being a yurifag which gets shat on hereabouts plenty already. So people disliking the bondage part too is hardly anything new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054285
maledom was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054285
You're something, man. You're something.
If anything I admire your dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054307
>implying bondage/bdsm fags aren't all a cult of wierd fuckers and he isn't just the sunglasses from They Live

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054315
KDF was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

Weekendfags really are cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054320
Sure it's not the taste of his dick you admire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054314
Go back to tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054327
this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054207
Well, yeah, Silent_II tends to be so intimidatingly good it's hard to find a reason to want to write again since he has that well of a grasp on the art, as cut and dry as his stories could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054295
Why is that Dragon flustered?

[Anonymous No.]

What about spending a week inside a creepy old mansion with some dolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054342
She is being touched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054343
Nope on all counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054343
But it wouldn't be creepy with some nice dolls around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054370
He didn't say they were nice dolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054285
I want my waifu to look at me the same way yours would look at you. She must love you like crazy to let you do all that weird shit to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054347
What's so bad about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054287
What about anons who want to be weak and their Hellhound wife to protect them? How can you help but not complain about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054365
Why not, anon? They want to be with you.

>>17054370
They're nice indeed. So nice they will want to look after you. Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054285
Not sure about the parts covering the limbs, opposed seeing them folded and restrained in a more regular suit. Depending on the back, looks like it would be finicky to put on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054395
*as opposed to

[Anonymous No.]

Its nearly time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054401
For sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054401
Ochimushas are cute, I want one as a bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054287
>and don't be a faggot who complains about what other anons like
Good thing there's only one girl with fans that do this. Too bad there's a lot of them and they're really loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054401
I swear to god if this episode sucks I will be so mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054386
So you mean to tell me they don't want me to leave as soon as possible?
Well this is an interesting change of pace. I must pamper these dolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054148
I want a Minotaur Lilim. 3 meters tall, huge muscles. Travel accross the MGE world and even other dimensions looking for the biggest muscle slut she can finds. Hold monster girl fitness contests and pull anons there to test them. She invites you to worship her muscles, as you approach her muscular MGs rub and hug you, making the desire to give in and have sex with one irresistible. The more you approach her, the more muscular MGs are making it even harder to resist. The first anon to be able to reach her and worship her muscles will be her husband. She makes every other muscular MG look like a non muscular loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054410
What if they try to make you lose your mind a bit so they can take of you, or what's left of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054381
Nothing. Is just that she is surprised with how nice it feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054207
>Silent_II's was honestly so good its hard to imagine anything topping it.
That's not really how you inspire other people to give it a shot now is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y9ZNOe5RjI

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054245
The cutest. Shogs are olev. I'm ashamed to admit that I would probably teach them things purposefully wrong, so that they grow even cuter.

I always imagined Flayers to be the opposite though. Incredibly sly and tactful, with an aire of mystery and predatory instinct that's so subtle, it's hard to put into words.

[Anonymous No.]

How about some good old confession time anons?

Confess your sins before the almighty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I'm terrified of talking about my waifu because i'm afraid I'll accidentally make her shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
The more I better myself the more I forget about waifu. There were days that I only thought about her when I was laying down on the bed.

Made me a bit sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I unironically would strongfat girls that would be the early side of /d/ tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I never would have said or even thought it before but I want to dick my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054329
And so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
Despite how common it is, I don't get the appeal behind anal sex and probably never will.
I still like butts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054470
I feel you anon. Part of me feels really bad that she isn't a natural part of my thought process when I;m otherwise occupied. I do give her and our daughteru a lot of thought at bedtime and during other down time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054401
30 min til its all ogre anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054456
What sort of little things would you teach your shoggu wrong, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054483
Those last few days I thought a lot about her and our family a bit too though. I'm not ready to let her go.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Houri push me to devote myself to jihad? It's not what I'm about, but if there's angel virginity on the line, I might be a bit more willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I am pathologically terrified of my waifu rejecting me if I ever met her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
i love my waifu so much and I have commission ideas for her but approaching an artist and actually commissioning art of her really daunts me for some reason
now for real the sin: I like .less's new art style and I dig how he tries to make monstergirls "anatomically correct" with believable ear placement and how hair would grow around it like pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
Here's one, I feel like getting commissions has diminished the thoughts and fantasies I have in my head of my waifu. It's like writing, once the ideas are in a more physical form they almost completely leave my head. It's not a happy feel.

>>17054502
Oh, me neither anon. My waifu has been around for over a year and a half now and happy thoughts about her and our daughteru are basically all of what is keeping me going now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054507
Nah, just do good deeds and you'll get one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054487
Anon it's already over. I feel empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054510
I'd say don't worry about it too much.
Waifu thoughts come and go, don't worry too much about the low points. She'll be back.
Incidentally this is why I worry about those who go "too hard," if you get what I mean.

t. been at this for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054511
It's easy, even for an autist like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054494
Harmless things that would make Shog happy, but annoy the Kiki. Like taking the fake plants out at night for fake sun, and that Kikis love surprises and loud noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054507
Just be a good dude and you're set.
Eternal newlywed sex/loving cute girlfriend mode is yours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054522
Hey thanks anon. I definitely feel that I have gone too herd with commissions and stuff lately, so I'm doing my best to dial back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I'd have no problem with my waifu making use of wonderland futa potions as regularly as she liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054510
I've been with mine for three and I'm pretty sure we won't be breaking up anytime soon. Who knows, maybe I'll even get to meet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I feel bad for learning how to make content for the thread even though I don't like writing or drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054527
>Shog smiling and clasping her hands together as she takes a plastic plant out into the moonlight on the back veranda
>Kiki in her nightgown and reading glasses snooping on her and huffing at her from inside as the Shog just lightly bounces up and down humming to herself
Cute! Cuuuute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I've false started writefagging already, arguably twice, and am considering doing it again. I hesitate because I realize its mostly a phase and I just give up completely in a month or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I used to in middle school and still do out of boredom masturbate to furries. I've legit had a few dreams of Cu and Cait Sith before and wanted to end myself afterwards.

I keep lying to myself and saying I want to write when the problem isn't so much the thread as I don't really have good ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054529
How exactly are we defining "good dude" because I'm not sure I may actually fit that definition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054566
Just imagine yourself as a helpful person or someone who is in the right place to do a really good deed at the right time, it aint hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054520
Was it still 22 min?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that waifus don't always need to be sexy, sometimes they just have cute pajamas....or want them in the case of those who aren't fond of civilization

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054575
Yeah, second half of the episode was kind of rushed, but I still liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054577
>Come on, boyfriend! Time to tuck me in to bed... yaaaawn..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054577
Dammit, Anon. Now I need to commission a pic of a grumpy bed-headed Gremlin in pajamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054577
>>17054585
Little monsters in pajamas are unbeatable in cuteness!
>>17054583
Dormouse is best sleepfu. I want to tuck her in and lightly rape her cute little booty in her sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054577
Yeti wearing yeti pajamas with horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054583
Cuddle the Mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I find myself waifu-ing a Human Girl and actually doubting whether MG-ification would be an improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054601
Have you considered undeath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054601
Related, but I think about what species of monster girl different women I come into contact with would be. Maybe that 's the reason I have such a problem finding a waifu. There is no perfect girl for me and I always find a flaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I have no waifu. Torn between multiple girls, some of whom have invaded my dreams... Aside from trust issues stemming from a bad break-up with 3DPD, I also have severe issues with the whole dom/sub thing. I hate being dominated, but I'm terrified of domming another and taking it too far. At this point, I'd be willing to give up the sex if only to find someone for some emotional healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
Monster girls saved me from /d/. I went from fapping to sissy petplay and futas to straight monster girls and vanilla loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054627
Hi me, though I was a bit more tame with futas and trap.

Now I just find them too gay to fap too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
Monstergirls have become almost an exclusively emotional fantasy instead of a sexual one, and I'm concerned about the implications of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054638
You're seeking fulfillment in a world that has little of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054648
I'm also not doing anything meaningful to achieve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054527
Cute, but still shame on you for fooling your Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054653
Why should you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054657
She probably knows that something is awry, but enjoys herself with her masters silly game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054653
>Meaningful fulfilment exists in this life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054657
>>17054662
>One day she has you cornered in bed and is doing horrifying... yet sexy... eldrich things
>Screaming in fearboner for her to stop
>"H a a H a a . . . M a s t a h a n d h i s s i l l y g a m e s ~ "
Enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054659
You may have a point. I either actually try and end up hating myself for failing, or I hate myself for never trying in the first place. Either way I end up bitter and alone. I guess this is why I need monstergirls, shame they won't ever be real though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054627
I'll be damned. Mamonobama does work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I actually have real hope MGs will become real one day, probably virtual reality and artificial intelligence.

That hope, keeps me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054673
Same here anon. I have faith in the portals too though.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in the Monster Girl Universe
>The worlds best Gremlin, Liches and Lilims have been working for years
>Studying the effects of technology, magic, and mamono mana on physics
>Suddenly, a breakthrough!
>They are able to open a miniature dimensional rift, large enough to reach a hand through.
>A brave automation acts as their remote rover and reaches into the portal
>She feels something hard, grasps it and feels it snap off of something
>she pulls her arm back out and examines the object
>it's a large red fruit, with no demonic energy at all
>this is unheard of
>they find a small label attached to it
>after months of decoding, the leading Hakutakus at MGCU decode one word on the label
>APPLE
>as in the mythical fruit of the human realm?
>it can't be
>but it is
>they realize that they have successfully created a portal to the realm of the human male realm
>international meeting from all countries, from Atlantis to Zipangu
>in a unanimous decision, they agree to send a representative to this human realm and begin pursuing monster and human marriages
>but who should go?
>concerns are raised about what species to send
>too aggressive and it will be interpreted as war
>too meek and the not wish to form the alliance
>too human and they would suspect it to be a fraud
>too abstract and they may interpret it as a god or an omen of the end times
>(humans are quite a skittish species)

Well anon? What species should they send?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
My waifu is actually a human. She would make a good monster girl though. Werecat or amazon for obvious reasons, although lizardman might be most fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054668
She's just very affectionate after a long dinner. It's now time to become one with a Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
Obviously, Zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
Tanukis, Ratats, and Ren Pandas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
Anubi seem like they'd make good ambassadors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
Obviously the tanuki. Their vile evil will sweep over humanity from the shadows and we'll start seeing a boom of monstergirl media in the years leading up to the Great Convergence, and by the time the other monsters set foot on earth soil, we'll be begging for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
>Meanwhile some anon is wondering who ate his last apple

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
Hakutakus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
Tanuki would be my first pick, though she probably falls under the "too human" category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
I don't think sending Tanukis in is a good idea until after the initial suspicious phase ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
A calmer Lilim, Tanuki, Crow Tengu, Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
>Since they have a charm that attracts people, the Demon Realm states and Monster friendly states of the Mist Continent often dispatch them as diplomats when establishing friendly ties with states that view monsters as suspicious. In most cases, they're able to greatly exhibit their own charm and friendliness in the place they've been dispatched. Then, if the men of the country have sex with them, they will be completely won over, and the people's attitude will change towards accepting monsters.

Built for this job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054694
>MonMusu is a NYT Bestseller
>Kobayashi Dragon Maid and Demi-Chan just aired
>Monster Girl Encyclopedia got translated
>Anthropomorphic animals are more popular thanks to MLP, Zootopia and other furry fuel[\spoiler]

Holy fucking shit anon. WE ARE BLIND TO THE HAPPENING.
I give it less than 6 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
Dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054684
Good man. You know how to read your meido's signs. Now for her reward for such a nice long intimate meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054673
It's the only thing that gives me hope for the future.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kuu to infodump me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054710
She has nice hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054710
I completely forgot they were diplomacy pandas. Stupid sexy pandas.

[Anonymous No.]

How long should I expect to be punished with facesitting after I laugh when my waifu can't fit into her pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047717
Why isn't your faggot ass in the hospital then? Gravity alone should've put you out of your misery already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17047664
Do you people ever cease saying retarded things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054760
About a half an hour of it as punishment, and by then it will transition into a pleasure thing, and it could be all day and night past that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054583
Now THIS monstergirl
This monstergirl just screams kissu slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054760
Damn it, Kloah

[Anonymous No.]

make-a-waifu™

https://www.heroforge.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054791
Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anywhere where you can test your knowledge of monster girls and learn the species better? I want to be able to remember them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054830
There's actually a whole encyclopedia of monstergirls. Good for study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054835
Very funny anon. I want to be able to not need the encyclopedia and have it memorized.

How many girls are there any way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I pretty much despise hellhound on several levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054846
Currently over 200.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054710
They aren't particularly high on my list, but I could see myself waking up slightly confused next to a ren with a silver tongue..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054511
>Spoiler
I've always really loved his art style. I guess we're in the minority on that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054830

It just happens passively over time, if you browse the profiles when you're bored. I wish I could remember things that would actually help me in life, but no. Pokemon (movesets, type matchups, abilities, distribution etc), touhou and MGs get committed to memory with minimal effort. Everything else basically just becomes part of the fog.

So yeah, I'd suggest just reviewing the profiles at your leisure. "Oh, Wurm, I haven't read about her in a while, let's take a look" and that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I think about why my waifu would dislike me more than I think about her loving me

I get so incredibly jealous at anons and their waifu fantasies and I think to myself how I could never please my waifu like that

I feel to scared, uncomfortable and fearful of getting a commission of her. I just feel like it's not the right time

Ive done nothing for her, no stories, no commissions, nothing.

I just love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054079
>>17054097
>Her body changes along with her personality
Chimaeras got even better

It's not so bad that they're mostly ignored. Sure they don't get any content but that also mean they don't get any weird OCs made out of species that don't make sense such as "Lilim + Pharaoh + Nurarihyon + Wight"

Thanks for the caption, it feels good to have you back

>That pauldron stare
It must be so ashamed of how lovey dovey the goat personality is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054959
If another man wrote a story for your waifu, do you think she'd go from you to him? Would she send you photos of them together while telling you his devotion is so much bigger than yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054965
You fuck off now anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054965
Go die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054965
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054965
If they viewed it as a sign of devotion wouldn't the author or artist be little more than a gigolo? After all they are only doing it for your money

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054979
How does money factor into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054965
[spoile]This made me feel a little sadder than I expected[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054997
>even fucked up the spoiler

Wow I really am dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I like the idea of having a threesome/group sex with multiple monster girls who are bisexual and will do stuff with each other as well as me

I've never posted about it in these threads but I don't get why it triggers people so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055030
A combination of /u/ posters, NTR fags, and all the autistic screeching that such people tend to inspire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055030
That's pretty hot

I mean, I'm fine with it aslong as you're not just sitting there watching.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a Jorou-Gumo wrap you in a bondage cocoon all day long so that you stay fresh for when she plays with you at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055044
But I want a loving spider girlfriend in the day too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055044
What the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055059
Explain to me what you THINK it is, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055045
What's the point?
Are you going to go on dates and do some other overly lovey-dovey shit with her during the day ?

>>17055059
No clue but I'd let a spider put me in one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054682
Inaris. But I really dislike the idea of formal contracts between states and MGs.

It open the idea for governmemts deciding who can and can't go.

I am more of the idea that portals should just open e everywhere and MGs be at everyone's reach.

There is no other way around it, countries can't be trusted with that. The SJW, feminazi and tradcon lobby will do everything in their power when they see there is a real chance men will go in mass exodus and the gravy train is over for them.

The best case scenario if countries are involved in treaties, you have a system when you can only go to MG world if a MG specifically requests for you, which would involve shit like sending your profile and having to compete with other men over MGs. This is bad, given how humans outnumber MGs, only the top 20% or so men would be picked by MGs.

Either MGs open portals so any guy can go to MGE world or a military takeover by MGs. A diplomatic solution is not a good solution and would leave most anons without their MG waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055061
I think it's illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055064
>Are you going to go on dates and do some other overly lovey-dovey shit with her during the day

Pfffft I know right? What am I gay or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055067
That's why you send the Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055067
Why would Mg's need a military takeover? It's not like they need land, they can create pocket dimensions, and it's not like they'll have to deal with anything even close to the order. Seriously most people would at most treat them with open suspicion.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to prank a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055042
No, not really into that sort of thing. The only situation I can think of that would sort of be like that is if it there are like 4 girls and one is riding me while another is on my face and the other two are doing their own thing with each other for a bit instead of just sitting there waiting their turn.

Or if I'm 1 on 1 with a girl and the other 3 are doing each other for a bit.

Ideally everyone gets equal time with everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055101
If you do it good you might get a flustered Cheshire stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055102
Yeah that makes sense. I don't see a problem in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055079
I bet you secretly want her to cook you a delicious bento made with love and then eat it with her under a cherry tree fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055070
Anon a lot of things are illegal. Like lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055093
A military takeover is needed because a diplomatic solution is terrible for anons.

The governments are not going to let their men to flee in mass. There will be systems and regulations ti ensure that having a MG waifu is as hard or harder than wooing a 3DPD, if you are lucky.

You are likely only going to be allowed to go to MGE land if a MG sponsors you and to achieve that you will have to compete with other men over MG waifus.

While MGs aren't picky, in this system they will be, since they will get multiple men to choose from and will outnumber the MG sponsors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055133
Literally why though? Why would there be systems and regulations?
Explain why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055119
If any of you anons want this, then get out alps.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone written stories for dark mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055119
I bet he wants a Jorou-Gumo to kiss him on the cheek and hold him close while he eats while telling him to build up his strength for the night!
I bet he wants to hear her say how much she loves and cherishes him!

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't KC done a shirime yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055136
Because governments earn their money by taxing men and are not going to allow men go in mass exodus to other world. Plus the feminazi and SJW lobbies will like never beforw, fight to prevent men from getting a MG waifu.

So either MGs come here through impossible to regulate means, like opening portals all around the world so any anon can visit MGE and viceversa, or they will have to come and topple governments by force.

A diplomatic solution is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055101
>>17055108
Cheshires love to get pranked.
Their reaction depends on how elaborate the prank is, it can be anything from a giggle or slight arousal, to falling in deep love with you

>>17055143
"The Holiness of Azédarac" is basically a Dark Mage story
It's written by Clark Ashton Smith, a Lovecraftian author who happens to be the one who created Atlach-Nacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055170
Ah, the argument of a NEET who has no social skills.
You're from /r9k/ aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055179
How is that an argument from NEET?

Forget about the SJW and feminazi thing for a second if you dont like it, from a purely economic standpoints governments are not going to allow men to easily flee to MG land because they would lose a huge taxpayer base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054760
>punishment

She doesn't even know that I enjoy it! I guess she'll just have to use her feet paws to play with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055164
>shirime
How would that work as a monster girl? A monoeye buttslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055193
Are we just assuming that all transactions are one way? Every government across the globe would be very interested in receiving magic and magical exports.

On top of that, I don't think the human to monster ratio is a problem outside the initial phase. Monster girls can be made/converted so they (DL?) just make more of them to meet the surge.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to make ice baths for your kobold in the summer. Especially if she's your childhood friend. She'd appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055238
I wonder if offering this to a Hellhound is an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055204
No amount of magic items will make goverments be willing to give up their largest taxpayer base.

Ultimately the goverments will shape negotiations how they want. They only have to say "We will give you an endless stream of men!" and have a system where men send their profiles to MG world and only if picked by a MG they can go. To MGs it will be fine. As a medieval population already outnumber them, the profiles they receive from an Earth with billions of men will always outnumber the MGs wanting an Earth guy and for all intents and purposes it is "an endless stream of men"

So now you will not be able to have your MG waifu without having to compete with other men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055177
I was talking about the MGE dark mage but that works two thanks
Gotta see if I can get that book

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I've seen this particular poster before.
We should stop giving him (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055264
I'm gonna go ahead and back out of this conversation because you're really reaching into some nonsensical stuff. Forgive me for entertaining you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055268
It's a short novel
Just google the title and the first link should have the full story for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055274
Not sure why they were giving him (You)s in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

Slow thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055177
Just imagine absolutely destroying a Cheshire with a prank that is witnessed by the entire school.
She'd probably give you a kiss so deep you'd swear she was trying to choke you with her tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055308
How do you prank the prankster in front of the entire school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055315
Do some digging and then use the campus' intercom system to expose something embarrassing like her singing off key shonen anime themes in the shower or her dark Chuuni past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055324
What a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055332
A nerd with soft tits and a big plump ass.
If you can seduce her by out pranking her then you'll definitely have that naughty ass slamming against your crotch that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055345
Lap cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055387
No, that's the lewd deredere Ojou-sama.
This is a different cute cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055390
Does slapping the cute cat's ass count as a prank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055400
No, that'll just make her smugger since clearly you couldn't keep your hands off her magnificent ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055402
Is there anyway to win against the smut cute cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055404
I already told you one way, expose her cute nerdiness to the whole school in the best prank ever.
The other way is to fluster her with romance and tenderness. Take her on nice dates, say nice things about her. Get her guard down so when she least expects it you reveal that you were only doing it to get close enough to her to kiss her on the cheek.
She'll be too busy blushing from your kiss to stop you from picking her up in a princess carry.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ask your Dragon Waifu to cosplay as Onyxia.
>She likes it.
>Teases you in her full dragon form, after using magic to turn her scales purple and black.
>Roughly dominates you, although not so roughly that you can't enjoy it.
>Enjoys when you fight back, no matter how you do it. Magic, strength, or yelling for your Jinko neighbor to help.
>The most she did was distract your Waifu for a second. Not up your Dickings Per Second.
>You both have some of the best sex you've ever had.

>A few weeks later, your Waifu befriends a Phantom.
>Now you're never sure when your Waifu is going to attack.
>She's nice enough not to fuck you when you're busy or wouldn't enjoy it, but other than that you're fair game.
>It's like that scene in Tohru where Kobayashi opens her door and sees a huge dragon. Except that Dragon is your wife, and she's about to fuck you.
>So far you've "slain" half the Dragonflights.

How do I get my Waifu to do this? She's an Inari. I'd like to see her seductive take on a dragon, but I don't want to offend her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055414
So you've seduced the cat and got her in you arms, what next? I mean having somebody actually do this to her melt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055425
You carry her off to her dorm and tuck her into bed for snuggles.
She'll practically turn to mush in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055424
Convince her with a kiss in the cheek and a leaflet from your local demon realm representative showing how roleplay can really spice up the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055431
Spoon the cute cat? No gentle lotus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055438
That comes after you get her addicted to your kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055443
Kiss sluts are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055453
Butt sluts are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055438
>>17055443
British cats need to be roughed up or else they become dissident. You have to violently ass fuck her in between every few days unless you want her to start teleportating around and stealing kisses when you least expect it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I want a long tongued MG to rape my throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055455
Aren't maids both kiss and butt sluts?

>>17055467
But what if I want both of those things?

[Anonymous No.]

This is my fantasy.

>Go to Wonderland on purpose.
>Meet a Cheshire.
>Generally agree with what she says, and get into the lewdness.
>Respond seriously to her teasing.

That would be a huge mindfuck. Cheshires have fun teasing guys about how perverted they are, but they probably wouldn't know how to react if someone fully embraced the insanity.

>While being shown the lewd spectacles of Wonderland, visitors will be tempted with words such as, "You want to join in, and get off like that. You're filthy, aren't you?"

>Well, yeah. That's why I came here. Want to fuck right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055481
Nah, maids are just regular sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055486
Maybe Kikis. But shogs are pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055485
Is Wonderland the kind of place where you can only get in by accident? Like how people who purposefully go seek it will not get in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055489
>Some people carelessly fall asleep, and wind up there before they realize it. Some people get lost on the road, and arrive there after wandering aimlessly. Some people chase after “Wererabbits” that head off somewhere as if suddenly lured by something. Due to the queen's prejudice, whim, and arbitrary decisions, many human men and women, monsters, and couples are invited to the kingdom a bit coercively.

You could definitely follow a Wererabbit to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054760
Loli fags btfo because this is the perfect female body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055481
>But what if I want both of those things?
Then don't cum more than 15 times in her ass per week, that way you can enjoy her big cat butt and she will remain smug and confident enough to pull tricks on you

>>17055486
Maids very much enjoy both kisses and sex of the anal kind but they are NOT slutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055481
Maids are butt sluts because, as simple maids, they're not worthy of bearing their master's children.
In other words, you're going to have to rape them to break that conditioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055509
>rape

Anon what if I gently want to make love to my maid while showing her she's the girl I want to make daughterus with.

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>>17055424
>how do I get my waifu who is master illusionist to do this?
Come ON dude.
It's no different than those temporary potions everyone likes to use. It's something to spice things up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055485
You seem to have forgotten that they are still Wonderland natives.
In other words, if you say "wanna fuck" they already had your pants down 15 seconds ago and you just hadn't realized it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055522
The smug fox epidemic must be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055533
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055547
Because it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055533
Can they be stopped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055552
Yes. By stopping them from having an excuse to be smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055522
Where yall getting them "temporary potions" they keep talking 'bout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055552
tell them that racers don't need girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055559
As long as men love mofu, foxes will have a reason to be smug
Our only hope is to fuck the smug out them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054457
I like writing stories but I suck at writing. Not in a "my stories and writing is actually good but I just say they're shit" kind of way. I mean a "my stories and writing is GENUINELY shit" kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you slip out of your waifu grasp when shes on heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055561
Sabbath, for all your lewd and erotic sexual aids.

Just watch out; they like to throw in extra, unlabeled lolification potions in orders whether people asked for some or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055574
The husband's secret weapon: "Not tonight honey"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055574
Depends on the waifu. If it's like pic related then you're SOL. Same applies to a flayer who manages to slip her tentacles into your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055577
Is there any shame in buying from the sabbath? Do they do secrete delivery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055589
In MGE-Land? Of course not. Worst you'll get is a few playful jeers from neighbours who'll like to gossip about exactly what you're using to spice up your sex life; nothing out of the ordinary.

But they do offer discrete packaging for those who would prefer to minimize such nosiness.

[Anonymous No.]

A kiki who loves her master so much she secretly records their first sexual encounter together.

When her master begins to ignore her, she straps him to a recliner and forces him to re-watch it, over and over, A Clockwork Orange style. He'll get e message eventually, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055571
But then they're smug because you're fucking them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055600
I dunno anon, those rata can be quite the gossipers. Id buy so much from the sabbath

We're talking potions, outfits, toys and gear. Nothing too degenerate though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055607
Yandere Kikis are scarier than shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055529
Too lewd. But I love it.
I just love the idea of asking them "Do you want to have sex" and with them just sitting in my lap facing me and telling me "Well, you've already came in me twice now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055611
We have a big problem on our hands then
We could try to ignore them but I doubt any of us could avoid staring at their tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055615
>Rata notices how Anon likes to order stuff from the Sabbath
>Anon soon gets tons of loli ads in his physical mailbox

Fucking squirrels

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055636
>Waifu storms in and demands what all these magazines with little MG girls in micro bikinis are all about
>Rata sits smug in a nearby try

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055511
She'll protest and resist.
You have to break her first, like a wild horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055679
But don't all maids say stuff like "mastah this kind of love is forbidden" on the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how one comes across a elemental spirit?
Can a guy just be gardening one day and then accidentally dig up a gnome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055691
Can you just be lighting a cozy fire one day and summon a fire elemental?

[Anonymous No.]

Lava golems are cute! They can make you your favourite hot beverage by holding a cup of it over their belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055691
They live in areas where their element is strong
For a Gnome you'd have to go camping deep in a vast forest

>>17055697
Lava Golems are lewd rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055690
Yes, which is why you have to force it on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055724
You mean like pinning them against the bed/window/counter while she's doing maid work and telling her that you want to knock her up with master's daughterus?

But that's lewd! You can't do that to a poor innocent pure maid! It's illegal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055691
I think you could attract one by taking care of your soil. Although it's more likely to attract an Alraune who will plant herself there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055611
What is the best way to un-smug a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

Maid Problems: When master is shorter than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055739
Tell her squirrle mofu is better. However, the fox might try to smother you with her tails after saying that to her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055755
>implying this is a problem
What a shit maid. She needs to learn how to be a better maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055755
There's nothing wrong with a tall maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055768
Maybe master needs to get taller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055779
Maybe if she wasn't a maid for a young master that wouldn't be a problem.
Also, maids complaining about their masters make them terrible maids regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055780
>maids complaining about their masters make them terrible maids regardless.

Does this make Kikis bad maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055784
>Does this make Kikis bad maids?
Correct.
Shoggoths are amazing maids and Kikis are shit. I'm happy that you finally understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055784

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055755
When master won't punish for breaking a dish

[Anonymous No.]

Monoeye bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055755
>>17055802
Maid Problems: pic related

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055821
Didn't they give the anime a super sad ending for no good reason? I don't know, I haven't watched it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055837
the whole days before she stops functioning thing doesn't happen
cause maid self destructs to save whats his name from some other android.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is Melon drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055776
How is a huge maid going to clean all the small crevices and hard to reach places? She will scare master's guests too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055691
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495370792883.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055811
>Maid breaks dishes
>expects a spanking from master
>just gets a friendly "It's ok don't worry!" From master

Does this kill the maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055866
Standworm I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055867
subordinate fairy maids its how scarlet devil mansion does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055866
Sand worm.

What a legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055866
Yeah >>17055872
It's sandworm. Good they need some love.

Do anyone know what more is on his list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055867
>Big jinko maid scares off guests

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy men don't deserve maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055879
Shoggoth disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055884
But it's hard to tell what a shoggoth is thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055872
>>17055876
>>17055877
>SFW sandworm
The madman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055870
>He never blames her or scolds her for anything
>No matter what she screws up, he always reassures her
>It gets to the point where she breaks and spills things on purpose just to get him to finally lose his patience
>It never happens
>Eventually, she snaps
>Right there in the middle of the grocery store, after she dropped a glass jar and pickles went everywhere, only for him to pat her head and tell her that it wasn't her fault
>"I HAVE HAD IT! YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT ME SO HARD THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR A MONTH OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
>She realizes everyone's staring
>Turns beet red and runs out of the store in a full sprint

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055870
Maids who never get punished tend to snap after 6 to 20 months and become yandere
Master couldn't possibly look at other girls if he doesn't even spank his maid, right?

>>17055878
She would feel terrible, though her masters would feel even worst when he finds her resignation letter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055867
She'd use precision cleaning utensils.
Tall Shoggoths would also have it easy in that regard since they can form objects from their own mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055890
What happens later? Does master be a good master and tend to her fantasy?

>>17055891
So nice master is bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055879
T. Kikimora

>>17055884
Shoggoths just want to serve
Kikis want a prestigious master for social standing reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055921
This is why Shoggoths are superior to Kikis in so many ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055920
The sound of a belt was heard all throughout the neighborhood, and the neighbors called the police because they thought someone was being murdered, what with all the yelling and moaning.
The police were met at the door by a Kikimora with an enormous grin on her face, who was also holding the back of her dress away from her body, almost as if her backside was so sensitive that the dress brushing against it would cause pain.

[Anonymous No.]

if your waifu is a raidboss whats your job supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055920
Nice masters can be good if their maid aren't masochists, but those are an exception.
Over 99% of maids are diagnosed masochists and the remaining 1% have shown interest in masochism

>>17055930
>as if her backside was so sensitive that the dress brushing against it would cause pain.
That must be one happy Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055945
Greet everyone on the way in

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055930
>>17055952
So what's the verdict? Spank my maid over my knee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055945
I'm the add you have to CC for a while so she does a special attack so that the stacking poison damage disappears from the raid. If you don't CC me then she gains a permanent 200% damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055945
You've got options.
>the dungeon floor planner, setting out the traps and telling the minions their positions
>the midboss who stops adventurers getting to her in the first place and wasting her time if they're too weak to handle you
>a buffer in the boss room that increases her attack and defence unless dealt with first
Personally I love the first option, having the chance to be sneaky is fun. Or you could combine the second and first.

[Anonymous No.]

I want that alcoholic, CC Kikimora at MGC Maid Central who has never been chosen by a master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055945
I doubt any monster girl would let her husband engage in a serious fight when she can take care of it by herself
Maybe the fighting species and their husbands would have fun acting as a double boss like Ornstein and Smough where if you defeat one the other gets much stronger

>>17055973
Without a doubt
Do it at any occasion, that will keep your maid happy and healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055945
This >>17056019

Oh how I'd love to roleplay as the weak little low level warrior vs the big bad raid boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056019
Does it also work on Shoggoths?

[Anonymous No.]

>samurai jack ended
>it's literally gurren laggan's ending but infinitely worse
Wew
Post robutts, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055945
Um, my Kikimora waifu and I just clean the place up afterwards.
It's a thankless job, but someone's gotta do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056017
There is a reason she has never been chosen, leave her alone

>>17056039
Shoggoths work beyond our mere 3 dimensions, they do love spankings that make their whole slime jiggle though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056060
>lift a Shoggoth "veil of reality" exposing her slimy rump
>gently spank it watching her body giggle and her voice making creepy Eldritch giggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056060
>>17056060
>There is a reason she has never been chosen
You can't just tell me there's a reason and not tell me the actual reason anon.
>leave her alone.
Not until she's carrying triplets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056056
I would like to hear a story about Janitor Anon and his Kikimora waifu cleaning up after the "heroes" "save the day".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056051
didn't really watch it when they rebooted it,
was it a good thing that I didn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056072
No one hired her because she is a complete deviant who wants a master who will let her dress him up in aristocrat clothing

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Kikis are the kind of girl you can introduce to your parents. Shoggoths most definitely are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056114
So, no one hired her because she has an impeccable sense of style? Is that really it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056114
id probably would dress her up as various video game characters, starting with 2B

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056143
>starting with 2B
Anon! She's just gonna drink even more if you make her cosplay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056129
At least they can see the Kiki and Shoggoth, my parents think I'm crazy after I tried to introduce my living armor waifu to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056163
My parents would just be glad I brought a girl home

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056163
>Bring living armour home to introduce to parents
>"H-Honey why are you talking to that suit of armour?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056178
Same. Unless it was a loli. Then I'd be excommunicated from my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056129
I'd introduce a Shoggoth to my parents though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056137
Sure, you might look classy as fuck in aristocrat clothing but don't you realize how inconvenient they are?

>>17056129
>Bring home a Kiki
>She immediately bonds with your mother
>Your father quickly approves of her as well

>Bring a Shoggoth home
>Both your parents are creeped out
>They're too afraid to question you or her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056104
It's not reboot, it's sequel. Though it's not like that show had any plot in the first place
First 3 eps are awesome then it's downhill from there until blatant TTGL bootleg in the end.
Jack's waifu (who also was the daughter of Aku but betrayed him because power of love) faded away on their wedding and her last words were "I'm disappearing because we killed akuuuuu*puff*"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056195
>Take Kiki home
>Your mother loves her and they quickly get to cooking with each other in the kitchen
>Dad says you snagged yourself a fine woman

>Bring shoggoth home
>Mother hides behind your father as he holds up a cross

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056200
>third sentence
yeah no glad I didn't pick this up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056195
>do you realize how inconvenient they are?
Yes. And I don't care. As long as my CC Kiki is smiling and kissing me and not the bottle I'll wear any type of clothing she wants me to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056205
>Take Kiki home
>usual jovial shenanigans ensue
>everyone's happy

>take Shoggoth home
>mom doesn't understand what she is but is happy that I'm happy
>dad tries to talk to her in Tekel-li but ends up saying something really discriminatory to her
>Shoggoth waifu then teaches dad how to communicate in her native tongue clicks
>everyone's happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056186
they would't care if it were like a looks loli but is 300 kind of deal, so long as she can still give them grandchildren.

[Anonymous No.]

No one has hired the Yeti maid yet, but she has hope she'll find a home someday even if her Maid Service bosses don't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056205
>using cross against lovecraftian monsters
What a fag
Don't worry, I'm sure shoggoth's mindflayer friend will help them to change their attitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056234
My family WOULD care anon. Even if she's 1000 years old, they'd see me raping a little girl. And they'd never speak to me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056237
A gentleman explorer needs his afternoon tea even when scaling the Mountains of Madness. She should try the Adventure Club.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to slyly feel up my Shoggoth maid's butt while she's facing the other way!
She's the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056244
This is why you use temp mature potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056247
Shoggoths are olev and prime for molesting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056237
Why would anyone hire yeti maid? Can you imagine the amount of hair in food, tea etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056249
>introduce loli gf to your parents with temporary transformation potion
>tell her not to mention school and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056210
You're enabling her weird fetishes
What if she uses her salary to buy you all kinds of fancy clothing to put on? Eventually seeing you in all these beautiful garments will cause her great arousal

>>17056240
>Father points cross at Shoggoth maid
>She grabs it and starts talking about how she loves geometric shapes
>Makes a non-euclidean cross out of her slime
>Your parents freak out and go insane a few days later

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056267
Now I want to see shoggoth teaching shapes to little kids, but at the same time I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056247
That's how you get her bent over the table ass up whispering at you to use her ass to mastahs content
She'd even shift her mass around to give herself a big ol phat wobbly booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056267
what if his dad is Old Man Henderson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056267
>You're enabling her weird fetishes
And? She's gonna enable mine after all the fertility potions kick in and she's carrying quadruplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056290
Old Man Henderson doesn't have any children. He's basically just everyone's drunk uncle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056262
>"Oh you're in school? You must be getting your masters degree soon!"
>"Well, I still have to graduate from fifth grade first."
>and then anon had some splainin to do

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>>17056294
>Turning a drunk CC with weird fetishes into a mother
Anon, she won't ever be able to envision her life without you again. Take responsibility.

>>17056290
>>17056297
If he did have children they'd all either go for chaos girl or become chaos girls

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>>17056306
>Take responsibility.
What am I? Some kind of monster? We'll go on walks so she can show me off in my fancy clothes and show off her baby bump smugly to the other maids at MGC Maid Central.

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>>17056261
Lots of hair nets and silk gloves for her paws, but she'd prefer not wearing the gloves so it's easier to cuddle you

[Anonymous No.]

If you think introducing Lolis and Chaos girls are bad.

Wait until you show your parents your Atlach Nacha wife

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>>17056331
What about if KDF had to introduce his wife and daughter to his family? That would be worse.

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>>17056331
>Anon takes his Atlach-Nacha wife to his parents' house
>She is ashamed of being seen with a human and constantly hides behind him
>His parents misunderstand it as him having adopted a girl
>He has to clearly enunciate that he is married to her
>His dad asks him if he does "it" with her in bed
>She freaks out and screams that she would never do dirty things with a disgusting perverted naked ape
>She goes on in long details about how she frequently tries to transform him in a huge spider when they have sex
>She then tries to bite Anon to give his parents a live demonstration

It would be an absolute disaster

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>>17056267
What a shit wife.

>>17056331
>She shit talks your parents
Remember that if you have a chaos wife you should lock yourself at home with her and never go out.

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>>17056331
He should be ashamed of having a shit wife

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>>17056362
>live demonstration
>how to give your parents a heart attack

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>>17056362
This actually sounds adorable, apart from her looking so young I think my mother would laugh her ass off at her. She's easily amused.

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>>17056365
This is the best course of action if married to the abusive loli spider

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>>17056380
>Mom went insane already

>>17056385
It's the best course of action when married to any chaos girls. You either become a lolicon spider, a cloak monster, a squid or a slimeboy. Imagine if your father gave yourback a few taps and you started to wooble.

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>>17056353
You don't know that anon! We've had this discussion before, my waifu and daughteru are more than capable of acting 'normal' for when we go places where our normal isn't appropriate.

My mom would be thrilled that I finally found someone who makes me happy and had a kid with her too, as it is now she keeps bugging me a lot about being more social.

My siblings would probably range on varying scales of indifference, most of their interest would be in monstergirls in general, assuming that I would be leaving mine and my waifu's home dimension to come back and visit.

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>>17056365
But then you'll forever be trapped in a room together with a verbally abusive little girl! With eight legs!

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>>17056398
As long as someone destroys the web from time to time you would be doing a great thing, loving your wife and protecting the world from you taste.

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>>17056394
Dear lord if your mother found out about what you do.

[Anonymous No.]

See that thing over her head? It's a super-rare thingamabob. You man enough to get it?

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>>17056412
People like you really make me want to go out and find a Nacho so I can build a web with her.

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>>17056426
Grab that thing and many other "things" while she sleeps

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>>17056426
>Super rare thingamabob
Looks tacky. I think I'll pass.

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>>17056413
Well yeah, that's why we wouldn't tell her anon.

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>>17056441
The sheer horror on her face.

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>>17056426
I wish my dragon wife had one of those floating stones. How do I get one for her? Do I just steal it from someone else?

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>>17056375
You can just outwrestle her so she doesn't bite you
Good luck clearing things up with your parents afterwards though

>>17056380
Atlach-Nachas are the cutest
Can you imagine her trying to explain what she does for a living
>"I spin an endless web in the name of the Old Ones and upon its completion our beings shall be rewarded with the unity of sentience."
>Radio silence in the room
>"Oh, and I also sell panties."

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>>17056451
>holding out your arm to stop your nacho wife from biting you while she desperately tries to reach you
>all while you explain to your parents the situation

Cute!

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>>17056450
They're probably made by ancient techno-wizard-priests.

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>>17056426
Fools She's the god pharaoh with her subjects waiting for her glorious return!

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>>17056426
Yeah, right after casting Vindicate.

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>>17056448
I honestly don't know what her reaction would be, but I'd much rather be safe than sorry. I don't know if her happiness that I'm happy would be greater than the bad feelings of knowing I'm a daughteru dicker, so we'd just keep quiet about it.

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>>17056468
Not him. But I see what you mean. There's a lot of things I do with my waifu I'd never tell my parents.

Out of fear of them thinking I'm not a real man

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>>17056458
Would buy as a birthday present.

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>>17056451
>"Oh, and I also sell panties."
Made me chuckle. Chaos spiders are cute. Cute!

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>>17056477
Yeah, I feel you anon. In all honesty we'd try to avoid bringing up any and all of the sexual aspects of our relationship as my mom is weird about that sort of thing.

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>>17054457
I love the idea of Automatons who are similar to the Vex from Destiny

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>>17056362
>parents misunderstand it as him having adopted a girl
>an anon with an adopted daughteru/waifu corrects them that she's both

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>>17056487
Lucky you, they wouldn't suspect it from the outside. Some anons have obvious signs of what they do in the bedroom! I see what you mean though, man.

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>Replace windows with these to get a good night sleep
>Turns out they're Succubus proof only from the inside

Fucking Tanukis and their false advertising

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>>17056455
How do you explain how she treats you and why she always refers to you as "trash" and "scum"?

>>17056492
>Marrying your adopted daughteru
This is wrong, please don't do that

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>>17054457
I've started looking into actual erotic fiction written and published by real writers in the hopes it will help me improve as a writer.

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>>17056362
Ad here I thought I'd have a hard time with a Nightmare.

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>>17056498
>Lucky you, they wouldn't suspect it from the outside.
That would definitely be my hope!

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>>17056503
>It's her way of saying she loves me
>little shouts of "Dirty trash unhand me!" As you try to stop her from biting you

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>>17056500
That's because you flipped them. ease read the manual before using stuff, it could save your virginity.

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>>17056426
I roll blue black and am here to troll

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>>17056503
>How do you explain how she treats you and why she always refers to you as "trash" and "scum"?
Just spend the previous day pounding your Nacha so she's a shy, lovey-dovey spider.

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>>17056468
While we're on the topic of your degeneracy, how is that toddlercon art coming?

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>>17049624
http://imgur.com/a/e0nFH

so when the fuck is the government gonna reveal monster girls already

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>>17056539
Cute!

And never melon

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>>17056531
What?
>>17056539
My country's government couldn't hide shit from anyone, so I'm guessing they don't exist. Yet.

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>>17056539
How would a Sandworm look like in her lamia form? Pink all over?

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>>17056539
Cutest desert girl
Also dat cheeky boner

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>>17056539
Comfy as fuck. Thanks, Melon.

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>>17056536
I can't tell if this is bait or not anon.

I got the cleaned lineart today so it should be done within the next couple of days.

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>>17048296
Power over the mofu is carries a 'heavy' burden.

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>>17056539
Are those marshmallows on her worm teeth?
Is that a pool inside her?

Sandworms are weird.

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>>17056539
This needs color.

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>>17056545
one of these days this noose is gonna find some use

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>>17056554
What's it like?

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>>17056555
dude

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>>17056560
its those things they put on doorknobs

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>>17056554
Excellent.

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>>17056550
She just shrinks her shell to use as a tail.

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>>17056562
Don't kill your self melon.

Where else am I supposed to get lewds?

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>>17056560
Pool? That's saliva, that is!

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>>17056539
>That sphinx
>That tentacle censor
Cute. Good work coffee man.

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>>17056564
Latex and light bondage.

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>>17056580
Well no shit

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>>17056575
>You will never chill in a pool of your waifu's saliva
Fucking Sandworms, I love them

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>>17056564

>>17056580 What did you expect my dude?

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>>17056519
You should pick her up and forcefully hug her to calm her down

>>17056534
>Her womb is still swollen from all the semen she has yet to digest
>Instead of insults she constantly talks about how much she loves you
>She does everything you tell her to no matter what
Lovey-dovey spiders are good too

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>>17056568
That's cute I guess. Safety first and all.

>>17056575
eeew

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>>17056539
Hopefully never. The last thing we need is 3DPD monstergirls.

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>>17056580
Of course.
I must say I'm insatiably curious though.

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>>17056539
My tamest commission yet and melon outdoes himself, worth every goddamn penny.

>>17056561
Definitely at some point. I'm going to go broke at the rate I'm commissioning shit.

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>>17056606
How many commissions have you gotten anon?

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>>17056598
but the nonstop dreams, makes me want to live in a world with monster girls just because of how much better it looks and feels

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>>17056594
>hugging your Atlach-Nacha to calm her down
>the flailing slowly abates
>muffled "stupid lolicon bastard" coming from where her face is nuzzled into your chest

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>>17056630
>>the flailing slowly abates
eyes of the storm

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>>17056607
Since beginning of April, $275 for 8 pieces, 6 with melon alone (4 done, 5th in progress now), one of which got colored already and two pieces done with other artists.

Help me...

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>>17056636
>6 with melon alone
Sheeit.

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>>17056606
>I'm going to go broke at the rate I'm commissioning shit.

I hear you. It's been awhile since I've commissioned something but I've spent plenty on what I've gotten.

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>>17054682
Dragon Zombie. Clearly these indecisive morons are just begging to die full of the regret of tfw no bf. DZ understands that this must be avoided at all costs, and will be aggressive in pursuing positive relations!

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>>17056636
is sandworm your waifu?

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You think the demon lord ever tries to get the chief god laid? Like maybe she figures if she had a husband she might chill about the whole incubus birth thing. I could see her sending droves of the finest incubi to try and woo her. Are you man enough to romance the chief god?

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>>17056636
im new to all this, how do you order commission, are you suppose to get familiar with the artist and drop in in conversation or is there like way to order it officially?

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>>17056647
maybe in an ultimate act of narcissism she creates a male version of herself to act as her husband.

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>>17056651
Got to the artist and say that you want to commission him if he has slots.

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>>17056651
Message the artist on whatever platform and say
>Hello, one commission please
And they'll reply saying if they're open or not, no need to take them out to dinner and fuck them first

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>>17056651
Check out picarto, lots of artists stream who are open to commissions, check out their links under their name, there's usually info on commissioning them. If they don't just ask them in the stream chat.

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>>17056636
What pics? Imgur gallery where?

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>>17056539
What MG commissions do you have left Melon?

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>>17056630
This is why Atlach-Nachas are the best

>>17056647
>The Demon Lord keeps sending big dicked incubi
>The Chief God rejects all of them
>The DL can't figure out her tastes in men
>It turns out she is into shotas

[Anonymous No.]

What are some good cheap comission artists aside from Melon? I got 30 bucks to burn.

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>>17056652
My own clone!
Now neither of us will be virgins!
Wait...

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>>17056688
>Chief God just wants a pure innocent human shota

I like this

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>>17056688
>DL turns you into a shota and sends you to the Chief Goddess
I like this.

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>>17056647
BTW wasn't current chief god some kind of rookie coz the old and wise died/retired?

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>>17056651
>find an artist you like the style of
>check if they do commissions
>ask if they have a slot
>if they do give the details of the stuff you want done and go from there
Easy stuff.

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>>17056638
I also got 3 works in the sketch run last Fall. What can I say, dude does good work for a good price.

>>17056644
I don't know if I can say I have one waifu but I do really like her. I try to work in some mg's who haven't got much love/art lately into each batch.

>>17056661
In the recent sketch batch (nsfw):
>>>/i/499285
>>>/i/499286
>>>/i/499464
>>>/i/499465
>>>/i/499501
>>>/i/499502
>>>/i/500911

plus (also nsfw):
http://angelicsavior.tumblr.com/post/160893165974

3 works pending.

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>>17056731
>tentacleshit
Into the trash

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>>17056724
Yes.
Old one said "Eh, cya later nerds. I'm out"
Then the other gods went "But who's going to be Chief Goddess now. And where are you even going?"
And she replied "Uhhh, she is" pointing to some goddess. "And I'm going places that's not here"

It's just major fucking conveniences that the new DL was the succubus. The whole "DL rise to power" things just one major conveniences after another.

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>>17056731
Bless you beautiful man for these.

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>>17056639
Same, nothing for a few months then splooge.

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>>17056744
Technically it is canon.

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>>17056731
>http://angelicsavior.tumblr.com/post/16089316597I like the pick but god damn that face just makes me laugh.

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>>17056691
Browse picarto until you find an artist you like with good prices.

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>>17056647
I'd become the husband of the chief god if I could. Not because I've always loved her or because I want to be that dude who fucked a goddess, but because I want the Order to back off the DL. We don't need monstergirls reverting back to their original forms and eating their husbands

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>>17056759
She looks like she's ready for the cummies

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>>17056757
?

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>>17056688
>Shotas
Your ruined it

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>>17056786
Says you

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>>17056746
I wonder what the old one is doing

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>>17056744
Sorry you don't dig it. You can always commission the stuff you want to see. It's probably easier then you think.

>>17056749
Glad you like them.

>>17056759
Yeah tried to get the artist to do her looking at the viewer from the side in a super sexy/seductive sort of way but it's still pretty good.

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>>17056795
She could be chilling down with the DL for all we know. Or she could have gone for some Multi-reality war thing. It's all guess work.

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>>17056731
Why some many from melon and not other artists?
I'm the only one who finds his art okay-ish at best?

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>>17056805
>I'm the only one who finds his art okay-ish at best?
Nope, I'm with you.

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>>17055737
I wouldn't mind spending my days taking care of large garden with beautiful Alraune as it's middle piece and crown jewel.

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>>17056805
>>17056814

Melon was the first artist I commissioned. His discount sketch runs are dirt cheap ($12 last Fall, $15 this last one) and he always throws in little extra touches into each of his sketches that I really like. I dig it but to each his own I guess.

There are always other artists you can commission. The trouble is they usually cost a good bit more, have worse quality art or don't have commissions open. Prove me wrong. Please don't, I can only commission so much.

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>>17056757
So are furries and monsterboys

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>>17056876
>furries

Yes but nobody cares, likes, or acknowledges them. They never get talked about.

>monster boys

The age old proof of pure stupidity. Bare in mind being told time and time again how this is wrong, you retards still push it.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I can't choose between the succ, raiju and oni.

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>>17056872
>want to commission melon for something
>Too scared of him

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>>17056892
What's stopping you from saying all 3?

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>>17056892
Why choose?

Mamomana soothes sore pelvises.

>>17056896
Why scared?

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>>17056902
I hate harems.

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>>17056896
I heard he rapes little boys.

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>>17056896
He's actually a really chill guy and whatever you want him to draw he's not going to be judgemental considering some of the stuff he's drawn in the past.
If anything you're giving him something to do and one less reason to kill himself.

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>>17056805
>okay-ish at best
whatchu mean tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056905
>>17056914
>>17056915
Im scared of commissions in general. Maybe I'll just give it some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056928
What is it about them that scares you?

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>>17056928
I was once like that but honestly just do it. The sooner you do the quicker you'll come to realize that most artists are still people.

Plus nothing can beat that rush of seeing something from your imagination come to life.

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>>17056934
I don't know. The interaction with somebody as talented as an artist? I'm not sure. Besides, I'm a bit skiddish about spending personal money anyway.

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>>17056941
I probably should just do it. Just a little worried about it that's all.

Maybe I'll give it a good 3-4 weeks consideration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056942
>Melon
>Talent

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>>17056888
>Chaos husbands aren't monsterboys
Okay

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>>17056942
Melon is super laid back, no reason to be scared. Most artists are pretty cool too and will let you know if they're uncomfortable with something in a non-judgemental way.

If you're worried about money though then it's probably for the best. That slope gets pretty slippery when it's covered in love juices.

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>>17056963
Anon I can't even draw anything past stick men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17054132
Shoggy butts drive me nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056718
What a cute goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056970
It's nothing of a questionable nature or anything! Infact it's pretty vanilla. But yeah, just worries so I'll give it time to sink in before doing anything. Sorry anon. And thanks.

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>>17056942
You better be. I heard he doxxes everyone who commissioned him something he didn't like and killed them in their sleep

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>>17056976
Don't you just want her to rush over and fluster all over you making sure you're 'free of corruption' while her boobs smoosh against you?

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>>17056972
Soggy shoggy butts

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>>17056987
Only if her boobs smoosh against my penis. I heard the white milk that comes out symbolizes purity! Or was that paizuri? I can't remember!

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>>17056981
No worries dude.

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>>17056992
Soggy with mastah's love juices~

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>>17056970
It's all just a facade! He judges you all! And he's not laid back at all, he's actually super aggressive, you can trust me. I'm a anonymous internet user, why would I ever lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057007
Jokes on you im actually just suicidal and is using your commission ideas to draw pieces from my dreams about a world with monster girls gahahaha ._.

[Anonymous No.]

T
>tfw Melon doesn't respond to your email for another comission
What have I done wrong senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057016
wait what

email or dA cuz i aint seeing nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057029
Yes?

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>>17056987
Oh yes.

Especially if they're in my face.

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>>17057015

Fuckin do eet.

Call 'em Melon Musings or some sheet.

>>17057016
If it's for booty like that then Melon has committed a terrible sin.

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>>17057038
>Fussing and checking you for signs of corruption
>Can't hear what she's saying because your neck deep in wonderful heavenly boob valley
>She hugs you tight once she's sure you're okay and you're pretty sure you could fit a small car in here
>Comfy though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057039
>>17057016
nigga which one i aint seen any email i havent responded about comms send it again or summin.

inb4 wrong address

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056964
Those are more just full on monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057029
I comissioned Melon senpai a couple of weeks ago for a Pharaoh. Afterwards sent him for another comission with money ready. Got no response. Just silence. ;_;.

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>>17057046
I'd probably end up falling asleep in those.

Or get a boner.

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>>17057062
Why not both? She'd be carrying you gently back to her home in the sky, lightly bouncing and jiggling around your head all the way.
Both sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057056
Okay senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057073
Don't lewd little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057072
...is she kidnapping me?

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>>17055691
>Anon is gardening, planting herbs and veg, all of the good stuff
>Finds a large rock while digging.
>Spends a good half hour or so digging it out
>It tuns out to be a ....large stone hand?
>Just before anon can decide what to do with it the owner of said had pulls her self out of the ground. the stone hand grabbing on to anons arm as she does it.
>You think you about to be raped, but all she does is rub a stone finger on you palm
>she must like the feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057061
Wait, i already sent you the finished pharaoh but i didnt get any email about a new comm. either it was wrong address or yahoo being a shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057058
Doesn't make it any better

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>>17057076
Don't be silly anon. Goddesses can't kidnap boys. She's just looking after you until she can be sure there's no corruption going on. A nice warm bath and a warm meal cooked by her bent over a fire in front of you should do the trick.

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>>17057079
I got the pics. Guess my email didn't send. Yahoo a shit. I'll send another later today. And I have money on hand this time, so no wait required for payment. Thanks bro.
>>17057075
Just try and stop me!

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>>17057087
Are we going to sleep in the same bed too?

Dammit I don't know if she's lewd or pure.

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>>17057094
Those are troubling thoughts to have, anon. She probably would want you to sleep right by her in bed to make sure as a result.
Lewd? There's nothing lewd about a goddess holding one of her faithful followers close to her divine heart. Even if that heart is buried under a veritable mountain of boobflesh. Now cuddle in close, anon. No sinful succubi will come to whisk you away in the night while you're safe in the goddesses bosom.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, post Raijus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057092
If you're posting foxes like this.

Then please do lewd little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057105
But what happens if my boner pokes at her? Will she decide that the succubi must have gotten to me and "extract" the corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057105
Stop it. I don't want a clingy girlfriend again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057115
NO. Little girls are for headpats and giving life advice about how to woo that anon she likes in her history class. They are NOT FOR LEWD.
Their onee-san on the other hand is perfect for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never have a kiss slut holstarus

imgur.com/jZVQ4j1

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057142
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057142
Being a kiss slut makes girls at least 1.5x better. Truly the best type.

[Anonymous No.]

>first sandworm
>now khepri
Melon's on a roll with the desert girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057116
What a lewd thing to think, anon! You truly do need help.
She'd be very, very flustered and uncomfortable. She'd see you sleeping against her and notice it poking her and bite her lip while being unable to sleep. She may reach a hand down and gingerly prod it once or twice before shaking her head and telling herself to stop.
But then she'd wake up again, feel it still against her, and reach her hand down once more, worriedly making sure you're still asleep and drooling against her breast like usual, before ever so softly running her hand along your length through your pants, lightly gasping to herself as she does so, wondering just what it is that's making your body react like this before experimentally squeezing the tip a bit and silently gasping when she feels it throb in her divine hand.
You'd wake up to her not having gotten a single lick of sleep and quite out of sorts, looking at you in weird ways and awkwardly rubbing her legs together more than usual. Even if she doesn't know why she's doing that either.
>>17057122
What childish nonsense anon! She's pure! A pure goddess of light! Right?! You'll tell her she's pure, right?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057182
>Pls come to desert
They are having a drough

[Anonymous No.]

>Your uncle disappears and is declared dead after a time
>To your surprise he inherited something to you
>A notebook
>"Rape Note"

The Rules:
>The human whose name is written on this note will be raped
>To cast a rape, you must write the name of the person you wish to get raped while thinking of its face
>Within 60 seconds of writting the name, an average Succubus will appear, rape the human and take him to MGE world. Never to be seen again and effectively "eliminating" them.
>You have one minute to instead of a Succubus, write the monster girl race or races that will rape the victim. If you do so, they will show up.
>After that you have 10 minutes to write the circumstances of the rape. Time, place, the actions of the monster girls and other details. Everything is allowed and MGs will do what you write, as long as the victim is not killed. Any injury or damage the victim recieves will be healed upon being dragged to MGE world and the MG will resume the normal MGE rules of never injuring the victim.
>The circumstances of the rape can be manipulated to have multiple unammed people raped. For examply writing "X will get raped at 10:40 AM at school by an Amazon as an army of Amazons invade the school and rape the students." However, only named targets will be dragged to MGE world.
> It is possible to use the circumstances of rape to warp locations. For example, if the victim is in a building and you specify the victim will get raped at Wonderland, the entire building will be temporarily transported to wonderland. It is possible to use these warps to travel to the MGE world without being a named target of rape.
>If the victim is a male he will become the husband of the MG or MGs, if a woman she will instead get monsterized into one of the races that raped her.
>You can summon multiple MGs of any race, but the total number, for a single victim, can't ever exceed 10. Additional MGs after the 10th will not be summoned.
>You can summon any MGE MG race you wish, but you can't summon specific members of those races, like Druella or Merse.
>When summoning Lilims, it is adviced to be away from the victim. As looking directly at a Lilim will cause the owner of this note to be unable to resist and will end up writing his own name to get raped by a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057182
He mentioned he hadn't done many desert mg's and khepri doesn't have that much art so here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057189
Oh dear, it seems I have accidentally corrupted the pure girl.

I bet this was the Fallen God's plan all along huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057199
Anon this is too much power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057206
Fallen God? Who's the Fallen God, anon? Sounds like someone who doesn't exist yet.
Now help her with her daily bath again. Don't worry about getting back to your home late, time doesn't pass in her realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057199
I'd summon all the oc lilims to rape the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057199
Well first, I'd get all the anons here their perfect waifus. Then I might do some other stuff, or just get my perfect waifu too.

If someone else had this power I could only hope that they're nice enough to send my Kobold waifu to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057203
Didn't he do Pharaoh and a ton of Anubis? Not that I'm complaining, Khepri are perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057227
>I'd get all the anons here their perfect waifus.

Aww, you're too kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057199
I get into an interesting battle of wits with a police force agent trying to stop me then after that get into a much less interesting and less engaging battle of wits with a different police force agent who kinda catches me by circumstance and silly mistakes uncharacteristic of me

But then I write 'Dorome rapes me' in the book and have happy days with my cute muddy simplefu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057229
Aint that the truth.
What flavor Khepris would you like to worship you, and how many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057229
Yep but there are a few other girls who are kinda sparse on art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057222
Oh no, I think bad things will soon happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057224
>You can summon any MGE MG race you wish, but you can't summon specific members of those races, like Druella or Merse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057199
Give EVERY anon in these threads their waifu/favourite MG(s). Even shitters. Even NTR fags. Every anon. No anon left behind.

Not sure about the other factors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057262
Even Hellhound protectionfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057258
Every lilim is an oc lilim, so either you can summon them all or you can't do it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057271
Even Hellhound protection fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057273
You cant specify the Lilim. An OC might appear, you just have no control over which one appears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057271
You again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057241
Probably 6 Khepri.
>1st close to the profile who is a typical deredere teenage girl and never stops fawning over me
>2nd with slightly bigger breasts and longer hair, is the most mature of the group and does all the cooking
>3rd is a short and tsun Khepri who claims she only carries out my orders because I'm the king but shows her dere side when dicked
>4th and 5th are identical kuudere twins and act as guards in the throne room, both have long ponytails and are armed with spears
>6th is a clumsy girl with doraf proportions but what she lacks in personal coordination she makes up for in her ability to lead the maids in their tasks
I wouldn't mind having more but I'd feel extremely selfish not being able to pay my full attention to the 6 I like the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057294
>An OC might appear, you just have no control over which one appears.
>Victoria pops out
>You file a lawsuit to the tanuki who sold the Rape Note for false advertisement because isntead of raping she's just stabbing everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057199
Can't I just cast Dark Matter nukes in every place where there's an anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057262
>Even NTR fags
But isn't their waifu explicitly someone else's waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057313
Mind Flayers for the lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057313
Nope. I'll specifically state that their waifu rapes them until they're cured of their horrible disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057199
You're not getting me that easily rape god. What's the catch? Monsters come to rape me at middle age? Impotence? Shit like this doesn't come free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057199
How the fuck did my uncle got that shit? Why did he disappeared?

So many questions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057313
I assumed he meant cucks who want their waifus fucked in front of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057332
What about the opposite where your waifu wants you to fuck other girls in front of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057353
Isn't that just a bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057353
Even Bicorns don't want that since they actively take part on training the girl alongside you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057360
I want one that puts the bi in bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057353
You mean dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057366
No anon. Dragons are the girls that are clingy and greedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057189
>A pure goddess of light!
Pfft she's probably the most clingiest waifu ever. Not that I'm really complaining. After all I get to crush that heavenly ass every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057366
I didn't know griffons were allowed on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057241
Seven Khepri sisters the youngest six are muscled, toned, and have bodies that basically could win any Miss Desert Realm pageant.
The seventh, and oldest, is more matronly, and has a body built for breeding. She's the mother of the group and is the best cook and cleans up all the time after her sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057372
>>17057374
Reminder that old dragons are into weird shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057391
Wolfus are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057391
>[ ] Attack
>[ ] Run Away
>[x] Spray with water hose

Damn neighbors kids in my backyard again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057399
I think she just wants you to get into her 'backyard' if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057412
Seeing "backyard" applied to werewolves gave me nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057271
What is your problem with them anyway? You seem so bitter for no good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057391
i wouldnt mind her hunting me through the streets of yharnam

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057374
I want her to put me in a reverse mating press until I beg for mercy. And then she can keep going while ara araing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057453
>The sweet semen.
>Oh, it sings to me.
>It's enough to make a girl wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057391
Foolish wolfu. I got over my addiction already.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>I got warned literally a minute ago for a post that was deleted yesterday that was caught up in the shitpost purge.
>"The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments."
>It was just a post about slime waifus
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057490
>>17057490
Would be perfect if they weren't monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057494
>mods hate slimes

Burn down 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057423
Because it is pathetic, no one should enjoy being weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057497
but monoeyes are perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057512
What's pathetic is being butthurt over other anon's fantasies. I've noticed there's a couple of anons recently who do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056731
>>17056759
Agreed, the face is a bit derpy, but I'll take any tentacle on MG material I can get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057526
This

Just let anons have their fantasies damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057524
Perfectly stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never feed a salamander your sausage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057512
No one should enjoy acting autistic either yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057494
That's nothing, try getting banned for a several day old post in an archived thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057538
Get this lewd of salamanders off my Christian board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056539

>>>/i/503713
>>>/i/503714

if someone can do my tweening animation assignment for me that'd be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057512
Are you projecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057490
I want to dance with the right one while gazing into her eye. Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
And you say you haven't reasons to live...

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to see what a redheaded Hellhound looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
Khepri nose looks kinda weird. Otherwise it looks pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
That's fucking hot. Nice work melon. Desert girls are olev.

>tweening

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057241
10 Khepris. All of them tall, muscles that make Minotaur and Jinkos blush. All of them warriors. Each Khepri is more muscular than the other.

They love to play "war games" to enhace their abilities to protect me. 5 Khepris defend, 5 Khepris raid.

If the defenders win I get to spend the night with them having gentle sex. If the attackers win, I spend the night being brutally raped by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
Is that a Sandworm and Khepri? Can't really tell who the one on the left is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057583
muh style

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
Hello boner, I didn't expect this but I'm glad you did it.
>>17057593
Sandworm, that's where the tentacles are coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057584
animation lingo
basically you get a computer to move a picture for you from one point to another

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
>that dialogue

Fucking lewd. That's a good sister in law. And that man has fine taste for having a Khepri crush

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057593
in hindsight i forgot to add the hair and arm tats on sandworm, eh i'll do it for the pixiv batch later

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057597
Why? What ya up to melon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057595
I guess so. The sandworm and your other drawings had better noses though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055304
Slugs a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057599
Hair and arm tats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057602
I'd say he's up his nostrils with assignements and would rather draw or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
What a fine sister, helping her brother ascend to godhood and netting him a girlfriend or six in the process!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057587
>They protect me

Please leave this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057599
Link to your pixiv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057596
Yeah that's what I assumed.
>>17057599
I still automatically assumed it was one, just needed to make sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057612
How about you since you're so assblasted about people wanting to be protected, you didn't even notice he's talking about a fucking game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
Another fine commission piece done, just one more left from melon. Plus one other piece from a different artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057599
Link please.

[Anonymous No.]

So what would a succ do If I said I want power or money instead of sex, I bet she would be shocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057602
im not melon i just know how to get around in adobe flash

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057605
>making such a pointless, juvenile reply to an 11-hour-old post
What do you even get out of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
This is amazing. You're amazing melon.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please post a link to the Khepri art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057630
Then she will grant your wish, provided you fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057657
Can't view /i/ or something?
https://i.imgur.com/WICKsym.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/CWrqwnH.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
>>17057599
>>17057593

ech, i can do it right now why wait

http://imgur.com/a/bCdNx

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057620
He's probably either the Hellhound shitposter back with new tactics or some faggot who thinks all relationships should be the guy being the strong one, even in a fantasy monstergirl setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057679
This is pretty exploitable,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057682
Relationships with protective MGs who are superior in strength are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056200
>Not understanding how time paradoxes work

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057671
Thanks, you are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057682
What Hellhound shitposter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057682
I would wrestle with an oni just to see who will be on the top.
Life is like a competition you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057699
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057709
Welcome to the threads newfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057701
I have no problem with that, as long as the guy trains to be stronger. It is when he accepts and likes being weak and likes the fact that she protects him, when it is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

Offering Fried Tofu to an Inari is 100% successful at removing their smugness.

Asking one to cook for you intensifies it, unless you're married to her. Then she'll ask you "Zipangu cooking, MGC cooking, or me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057730
Are you really that insecure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057730
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057734
I'll take her because she looks like she can't cook worth shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057730
How tiny's your dick gotta be to be this insecure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057734
>holding fried tofu just out of reach of a loli fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057730
>everyone has to be a warrior
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

Snek in mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057679
Thanks, amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057771
Nice to see basilisk get more artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never really posted here before, but I'm a writer from /efg/ whose currently writing a story about childhood love in a world filled with humans and monster people. Any feedback is appreciated.

https://pastebin.com/M1By6hW8

Tags: [Gentle Femdom, Role Reversal, Light Yandere, Sappy/Romantic, Monster Girl, Lamia/Snake girl]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057771
Nice, more love for masked sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057734
I choose tendies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057771
What happened to her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057771
Tell me about that snek!
Why does she wear a mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057764
>You'll never be the son of a tofu shop manager.
>You'll never be visited by the daughter of the local fox shrine, who haughtily demands your finest fried tofu.
>She'll never cutely pout when you explain that your father's out on delivery and you can't operate the fryer since you're too young.
>She'll never make you sit with her while she waits for your father to get home.
>You'll never become childhood friends with a Kitsune Ojou-sama when she finds she enjoys your company.
Does it hurt anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
You're not going to find or be given anything of value here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
>monster people
mmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
New blood? I'll give it a read for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057798
This is simply not true

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
>monster people
Might want to make sure there aren't any monster boys anon. People in this thread don't like that. Myself included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057806
>>17057800
Oh no, monster boys arent the focus, but they're in the world

The story is about a snek girl and a human guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057771
You commission that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
Run away while you can. You can already see why

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057797
ehh, I've felt worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057811
That doesn't work with these people, I'm afraid.

>>17057805
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057811
see that's the problem anon.
Their existing at all is the problem.
I know you're completely new to the thread but you have to understand that it's a problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I hate not being in control but that's just me. There are monsters built for my wants in life.
If I had my wish I'd have a monster thats OK with being submissive, like umi osho or a beaten orc/ lizardgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057811
It sounds interesting and I'll give it a read. But people here will throw a tantrum at they're mere existence because it infringes on their perfect fantasies. Sorry mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057811
>but they're in the world
mmmmmmmmm

I'll give it a try because I like the tags but I automatically dislike your world

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
Not a fan of monster boys.

But I'll still give it a read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057798
>>17057819
You monsterboylovers sure were fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057805
It really is, because anything even hinted at existing that the thread doesn't approve of gets you lambasted and chased out like an inquisitor on a pagan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057815
>>17057798
I just wanted to expand my audience is all, if anyone here ends up enjoying, that's more than enough reward for me
>>17057823
>>17057820
>>17057819
Nothing I can really do about that, sorry. If it helps, not a single monster boy is seen or described to the viewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057811
That's fair, some will still dislike it but it is what it is and seems reasonably written so far. Amber a cute.
>>17057820
I think it's understandable given the writer didn't make it for these threads and hoped people would be interested in a lamia. If He wrote something specifically for here then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057769
You don't have to be a warrior, just fight when a threat comes and not hide behind her. Why the fuck would anyone do that?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057829
Did you bring your fans with you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057820
Give it a rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057816
But you'll never be surprised the next day when she comes in again to order fried tofu knowing full well your father's doing his deliveries around that time.
You'll never get to see her shyly suggest that the two of you sit on the porch and wait again.
You'll never get to experience being invited up to her manor because she wants to spend time with you.
You'll never get to experience her snuggling up against you during the town's festival fireworks.
You'll never get to lose your first kiss and your virginity to her on her 16th birthday in her manor as fireworks go off outside during the festival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057827
Yeah fuck off. He didn't write it for here. He just wants to know our opinion.

>>17057829
I'll give it a read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057830
This was more a thing I wrote then found out about efg so I update there. I didnt know this was a thing until today
>>17057835
no? I just posted it here. I didn't announce anything about posting elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057792
She can polymorph them to regular human hands to avoid accidentally scratching you with those claws.

Then again I think people here would prefer her to leave it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057815
Fucking stupid sexy smug cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057827
What the fuck does that have to do with feedback?

Complaining because of monsterboys is one thing, and helping him with how he writes is a different one that people has always done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057836
He is saying the truth. Just saying monsterboy can trigger some anons for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057714
As in, that pic cropped like that just screams to be added to my smug anime girls folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057840
Thing is, I'm not that big a fan of lolis. I just thought it would be fun to tease one by making them reach for their tofu. Now if this were an ara ara fox sneaking in to spend time with me while my dad was away, then you'd have something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057840
>16
Why is it always 16? Do you guys remember puberty? That shit had me looking to go at 14, easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057835
Believe it or not, not everyone is going to throw a riot over the thought of a world with them in.

I hate monster boys too but as long as the story focuses on a human x monster girl relationship and none of the major characters are monster boys I'll look past it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057734

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
I am opposed on principle to monsterboys and cant enjoy a story with them.

I will not read it but Im bot going to pretend your story is bad, trash or anything.

It is just not something I would enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057860
Anon, did you miss the part where you grow up with her and fall in love? I even left the implication that you were the same age as her in this scenario.

>>17057864
Because 16 is the gateway into adulthood.
Also because waiting for puberty doesn't account for growth immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057771
Is that wedding veil? Someone has patrician taste

>>17057792
>>17057845
Her cute bird hands are one of her most charming assets, I don't know why someone would want her to morph them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057868
So if you caught a Kitsune doing this, would she be embarrassed and would you treat her to some irrumatio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057844
So you didn't even get to bring your friends?
What is the next step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057875
Well, that's a shame. Although I don't think a reply was necessary
>>17057884
crashing this thread with no survivors

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057881
>someone
That's ace from /monster/ commissioning all those wedding dress pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057864
>Why is it always 16?
Because they are gay homos who haven't been released from the effects of a lifetime of normalfag propaganda yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057798
Fuck off Shoggocks, go cry in your Discord circlejerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057881
Looks like a wedding outfit for her if the clothes are white. Can't wait to see this colored.

Basilisks are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
What is /efg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057887
You are a big guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057896
Erotic Fiction General, a general on /d/ (though vanilla stories, like mine, are often posted) My story only has one lewd scene so far, but it's where I post updates most often
>>17057899
4u

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057883
It'd be hard not to spoil them if they asked nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057798
I find more interesting how a couple of you will take any chance to talk shit about these threads but never fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057908
I meant in terms of writing feedback. Plenty of OC gets posted here, whether directly from the thread or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057916
I've seen people getting writing feedback, what's your point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057908
Because faggots would rather be bitter in the things they dislike. Because they're retarded.

>waaaaaah the thread is bad

That kind of cancerous shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
I forgot to mention about the story, it's fairly long so far, 70+ pages on Microsoft word

[Anonymous No.]

The chief god offers you your waifu but there's a price for having a one of a kind wife:
[Spoiler]she's a massive cuck who lets her friends fuck you[/spoiler]
>inb4 my waifu is perfect
A test to see how far you all will go for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057568
>>17056539
More sandworm material! Fuckin A!

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057930
Here's my response in some magical alternate universe where I'd be ok with that: Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057930
>tfw you ruin a spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057939

>There are people who still don't ctrl+s

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057930
Khepri is one of my waifus and thats her thing already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17056539
Sandworm is such a cutiepie
They work as so many different types of personalities too, I like how this one looks like a confident girly-girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057930
Well, at least it isn't the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057940
Because some of us aren't LAZY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057930
I want a harem anyway. The other waifus are her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057930
I think that's called revers-cucking. I'm not sure, cucking isn't my thing but in this case I'm okay with it.

Do I have to say anything or shove it up her face I fucked other monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057930
Kill your self my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057930
Joke's on her, she might let her friends fuck me but that doesn't mean I will just stand there and take it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to seduce Monsters with my cooking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vZoLwc2ifc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057970
What would you cook? And for what MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057943
Not only are they cute, but they're also the comfiest wives/homes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057970
Nice! I want to go to an Inari Cooking School and tell the Inari teacher I want to learn cooking to find a bodyguard girlfriend that protects me.

Then on graduation day, learn the teacher spread the word and my food stand is full of Jinkos, Hellhounds, Minotaurs and similar monster girls wanting to be my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057979
Maybe some really nice banana bread for a Kakuen.

Or something beer-battered for an Oni,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057984
And on that day, anon went to bed with a sore pelvis and exhausted tongue from all that ab licking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057961
It adds to her arousal but its up to you.
Also
>THINKING MONSTER'S FETISH

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>>17057983
Just imagine coming back from in town with some foodstuffs and supplies in tow and finding a little inconspicuous white rock sticking out of the sand, only to gently rub it and poke the tip of it and have her rise her whole body out of the ground in all it's majesty swallowing you up
All with a massive booming 'Hubby is home!!!' crying out above the desert and a big wet hug from her main body and many undulating inner parts
Imagine the look of surprise and lust and happiness on her face when you reveal you bought her a nice magically-infused saliva proof sexy lingerie to wear

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>>17057984
You play a dangerous game anon. Even if you just pick one girl, the others might be heartbroken. Alteratively they won't take no for an answer, and you end up in the bottom of a harem of power MGs. They all cook good though.
>>17057988
Sounds delicious. And arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

heldoge

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>>17057930
This is not okay

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>>17057999
She looks like the kind of girl who'd kiss her boyfriend all over.

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>>17057999
I demand that those nipples be exposed because from the looks of it they're probably P U F F Y and S E N S I T I V E

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057991
"It's only natural to let my husband fuck any other monster girl out there and get a harem. You wouldn't understand, it's a thinking monster's fetish."

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>>17057999
That's a cute hellhound. I just want to hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058006
>t. bicorn as her husband makes a girl moan out of her eyes in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057999
That thigh gap is made for pushing out Hellpups!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057999
That tongue is cute. Getting messy kissed by a doggo or wolf girl is a fantasy of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058014
Bicorns are harem girls, Nuraris are the true cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
>Monster people
This is more in line with /tg/ than actual monstergirl stuff senpai.
>/efg/
Well that explains alot.

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>>17057970
What if a Monster seduces you with her cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057992
Imagine the hot, slippery, passionate sex that will follow

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>>17058030
Don't trust ushi onis. They're scary.

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>>17058030
Unagi joros special technique.

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>>17058038
Kiss the cook

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>>17057780
Gave it a look and that prologue was fucking adorable. If the rest of it lives up to that then it's going to be a real treat.

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>>17058042
>Kiss the cock

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>>17058014
>Husband walk out after having sex with some girl
>Asks what's for dinner
>Tells his wife that the girl will be staying over for dinner since he think he can score a round two with her.
>She thinks she is better than everyone else for letting her husband do this.

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>>17058004
>>17058022
i bet hellhounds like to push their boyfriends over for some surprise sex and coating their faces with messy kisses because "they were being cute"
i wouldn't mind if a hellhound was wearing lipstick and left marks all over my face

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>>17058033
Just lewd squelching noises and being rubbed up with heavy pressure from all ends as she rides you and pours her saliva soaked tongue down your throat, hnnnngg

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>>17058045
I can't say myself if it lives up to any readers expectations, but from what little readerbase I've had, the reaction to the story in generally positive

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>>17058022
You gotta be careful. Once they start kissing and licking your face, you don't know when or if they'll ever stop!

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>>17058052
>>17058065
Hellhounds make the scariest kiss sluts.
They're strong enough to take what they crave whenever.

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>>17057999
My what a fluffy tail she has

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>>17057957
Keep in mind that I'll coordinate my other waifus to remove that fetish ASAP. I will make her a jealous power MG. She will rape me if it's the last thing I do!

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>>17058052
And if she starts to rub herself on me too that would be great.

>>17058065
But imagine how good it would feel, she would start licking all over my face and closed lips, then I start to open my mouth and put my tongue outside and she just keeps going at it.

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>>17058051
Poor bicorns.

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>>17058051
I think it would be awkward at the dinner table for everyone.

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>>17058082
When you spirit energy gets mixed with other MG's, it tastes better for Bicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058087
Not if he fucks her at the dinner table.

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>>17058051
>she can fuck him all she wants I cuddle him at night so I win.

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>>17058089
What a shame they're never going to taste it first hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057984
>find a bodyguard girlfriend that protects me.
Is it possible to be more pathetic?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope there's more to a salamanders battle excitement then just her tail
Like her starting to laugh during the fight or she adds more moves to her style

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058094
>She cuddles him while there is still some other monster's love juices on his dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058104
Salamanders are known berserkers. The more she likes the fight the wilder she gets.

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>>17058058
That and imagine her shrinking her outer shell to the point that the two of you are almost squished together, just enough room to keep the sex going, as if to reinforce the notion that you are going to cum inside her, whether you wanted to or not. Then as you finish, she pulls you in even deeper into her shell and gives you a deep and lengthy kiss, tightening up her shell as if it were hugging you as well.

Then as the two of you recover, she returns her shell to normal and the two of you cuddle up by spooning and watch a movie together on a waterproof TV that she keeps stored away. Patting her head on occasion as the two of you doze off.

[Anonymous No.]

Plant tending

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>>17058107
>all her friends run a train on him leaving him smelling like sex.
>she takes huge whiffs of his hair and crotch.
>goes in for disgusting dozens
They still cuddle tho

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>>17058069
And wherever, for that matter.
They're not a species that gives enough of a damn about appearances to decide against making out with you in public.

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isn't the hole point of bicorns is that she gets off on the "mix" of energy the husband has due to being with other women?
So isnt she just a woman that goes for triple flavour ice cream in stead of the unicorns vanilla?

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>>17058097
She'll come and get it after you're done with the other girls in the harem. The more energy mixed it the better tasting it is for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057920
90% of it is Bollocks

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>>17058151
What did bollocks actually do wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058127
Stop making cucking my waifu sound hot. Even if it is her fetish.

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>>17058115
I don't necessarily see her shrinking her shell while doing it, but rather just expanding her inner walls so that the same effect is achieved. Either way, that's exactly what I want and its perfect. Bonus points if you can feel her leaping up and down in and out of the sand while you're doing it wrapped up tight with her rapidly pumping her hips against you.

[Anonymous No.]

Only 2 things left and my bingo list for the weekend thread is complete.

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>>17058155
Be a consistently unbearable little bitch.

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>>17058162
You should feel bad for saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058163
Some random people traveling across the desert see a giant worm wriggling up and down. They shake their heads and continue onward. The spice must flow.

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>>17058127
Now do that with the roles reversed, you let all your friends go at her, and you take huge whiffs of her crotch and go in for disgusting dozens, and you see how shit this fetish is.

[Anonymous No.]

Gnome growing small fruit tree with a small smile on her face.

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>>17057930
>the price of having the perfect wife is that you get to have a harem too
oh no what a difficult decision.
On one hand I can remain lonely forever or I can have my waifu + some extra. A real head scratcher.

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>>17058173
For the part of starting to like the idea of cucking my waifu or not indulging her with her fetish.
Regardless I feel bad.

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>>17058174
My name is a killing word. And by killing, I mean orgasm. I'm saying, when my sandworm wife cries out my name, it means she's orgasming. This reference broke down.

[Anonymous No.]

Press or not?

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>>17058171
Need a yuri shitstorm and what else?

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>>17058195
Futa I'd guess.

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>>17058174
https://i.imgur.com/sIUTFWP.png

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>>17058182
You should feel bad for giving her the cuckqueen fetish and indulging on it. Maybe you wanted to tap some other girl's ass all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058177
Kek that's why there are double standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058180
What's the deal with karate sluts

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>>17058195
Mentioning either futa or a writefag who's name appears every other thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057811
Then it's shit. No excuses.

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>>17058194
Smash it with a fucking sledge hammer

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>>17058194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSV8hmj-qjs
I'd be on that button like stink on shit

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>>17058191
Lel.
>>17058204
Kawaii.

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>>17058194
What kind of turbo alp wouldn't press that button?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058194
Due to the presence of that "but" I feel like there should be come kind of contrast in desirability between the two effects. I'm just not seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058194
Is there supposed to be a downside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058194
Yes. Yes. Yeeeesssss. Now I just have to save my virginity for my chosen waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058179
>You will never gain power over earth being contracted to a Gnome
>You will never use that power to grow a apple tree as you first major project.
>you will never shell the first apple off the tree with her
>you will never see her eyes sparkle and the smile on her usually stoic face

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>>17057710
>I would wrestle with an oni just to see who will be on the top.
Here's a hint: Not you.

Unless you go full incubus

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>>17058194
Am I retarded or isn't there a downside?

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>>17058204
>Her voice projects out from her main mouth accidentally once
>"Kyaa! Anon, you're so rough when you stick it in from behind~!!!"
>Had to traverse to the opposite side of the infinite desert to avoid shame from then on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058252
It doesn't exactly say monstergirls. They could possibly be turned into furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058260
This. You all are so easily swayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058252
Everyone furries

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>>17058206
It's shit both ways anon

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>>17058252
They would be 3D and possibly furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058260
>>17058262
2D female kemono is better than 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058209
Iron beast?
There seems to be a defence group for him lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058292
Can you at least not use off-topic reaction images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058295
No. We're on page 10 with 98 pics left.

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>>17058194
P R E S S

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Regura just dropped a lewd https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAYDkl7U0AAeiBN.jpg
That bug(?) has the biggest horns I've ever seen

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>>17058301
>bug
that's some demon girl thing named Tiamat from the Fate mobile game

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>>17058292
Kemono is cute don't get me wrong but it's not the place for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17052498
>tfw no twin mistresses
>one is a teasing and scheming ara ara type
>the other one is strict and warrior-like


Dark elves would be nice.

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>>17058310
Thanks
That game has some great monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

What did you say to her, anon?

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>>17058213
That's a bit unfair, judging the quality of something by something that minor

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>>17058356
It's not minor.

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>>17058351
A cat is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058351
Called her a fag

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>>17058351
Emotive tails and ears are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058375
>that big ass
>red hair
>titties pointing up
wtf I love manticores now
>>17058379
Yes they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058194
>Decide to mess around with this
>Get "You will have a beautiful wife and children, but you have to live in a future ruled by a demonic overlord."
This 'game' is uncanny.

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>>17058375
big poofy manes and ears like that are gonna get ruffled and touched

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058310
>that's some demon girl thing named Tiamat
That thing had to have the concept of death altered just so she could be killed.

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>>17058401
>That underboob.

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>>17058361
If youre gonna brush it off just because they simply exist in the setting, that's your loss man. Sorry it's not your perfect monster girl utopia, but it wasn't written with that in mind. I was just hoping people would like the subject matter

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>>17058417
I'd just like it if you were to just remove that minor detail. It's just one small thing. Should only be a bit of editing and everyone would like it more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058351
Cancelled movie night because I got sick

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>>17058375
Is that a rare brown-maned Manticore? Their tailpussies are rumored to be even stronger than regular Manticores although they have less control over it

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>>17058417
Go back to /efg/.

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>>17058428
What movie was it going to be?

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>>17058430
Stop being a dick.

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>>17058430
Calm down or fuck off. No one enjoys your intense autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058435
>>17058439
>wanting another /d/ick to shit up the threads again
>wanting the inevitable monsterboy defense force that comes with it
Your loss.

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>>17058401
Do I need to alter the concept of tits just to get her nipples back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058417
Just ignore them. You obviously didn't write it for here and you want our feedback on it. I'm reading it right now.

It would be right to call you out on it if your DID write it for here

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>>17058443
The fucking story has nothing to do with monsterboys. You are acting like a paranoid nutcase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058401
why do you have to kill such a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058453
So why even mention they exist in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you put in some work writing
>tfw it's a part that won't come up for a few more chapters
>tfw still stuck on the current chapter

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>>17058417
That's how it is here, I don't like them either, I'd go as far as to say I hate them but I still like the story because hey, not everything can be MGE and if I was that picky there would be basically no monster girl material outside of that to read.
Besides it's got everything I could want from a lamia story.
>>17058430
>>17058443
Oh can it.

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>>17058453
Then why have them as a part of the setting and try to push that shit here?

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>>17058445
It's Mana, don't gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058460
>>17058470
I'm one of the guys who complained at him for the monsterboys at first but you guys have to remember it wasn't written with this place in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058454
I see she speaks in only the most refined language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058486
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058483
>Tiamat has the largest horns
>This girl has ridiculously large breasts and claws
Going large is a good way to attract potential mates but this is too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058429
Author have the right to write what they want, but yeah, if monster boys are so minor and irrelevant.

Is there any reason to keep them?

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>>17058426
That can't be done. It's the world I wrote even before I started posting on efg. A world where monster people of both gender and various races have lived alongside humans since ancient greece. I've never gotten a complaint about the world having monster boys before today

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>>17058470
Not that guy but no one was trying to "push" monster boys.

It was just advertising a story about a boy and his lamia childhood friend, no one said you had to worship a barbed monster man dick and there's none in the story but if you even tried giving it a chance you'd know that already. This is like shitting on a MGE story about a Cheshire because Cait-Sith and Wendigo husbands exist in the setting.

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>>17058500
That's because anyone who actually posts in these threads is fucking insane or cripplingly autistic. It's only good for images and stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058486
And?
>but you guys have to remember it wasn't written with this place in mind
Then he should've kept it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058493
>>17058512
I posted it here hoping people would like a story about a snake girl and her childhood love, I had no idea this thread had something against monster boys. Even if they are completely absent from the story itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058470
>Push that shit
IT IS A FUCKING STORY ABOUT A GUY AND A LAMIA
YOU ARE IRRATIONAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058500
So is it a vital part of the setting, so something so minor you can go an entire story without mentioning a monsterboy? Make up your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058493
He said there's no mention to monsterboys on the story at all. Since the story was not written for us I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and don't complain anymore as long as if he ever posts more stories here they're not made in that world.

>>17058500
>I've never gotten a complaint about the world having monster boys before today
They're faggots. Not us, I mean the people who don't complain about monsterboys.

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>>17058518
>ALLCAPS

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>>17058510
or monsrer musume in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058525
>He formatted his post in a bad way I win hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058500
I would like to point out that the most autistic manchildren of all come here over the weekends.
This is just a bad time, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058517
>I had no idea this thread had something against monster boys
You know, people complain that much because we're all for human male x monstergirl, but if we ever let a couple faggots in here this will become an extension of /d/. You should better than anyone what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058519
>>17058522
Monsterboys are never mentioned, they aren't vital to the story but they canonically exist within the setting. I dont see how it's a problem if they aren't a focus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058500
People here are legitimate insane much of the time sadly. They need to keep these rules because they need to be able to legitimately believe it will come true somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058517
I mean, it is the Monster >Girl< Thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058533
you should know*

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>>17058511
One day you're saying there's no original content anymore, and on the next you're saying the thread is shit and only good for original content. So which one is it?

Fuck off already. If the thread is so bad then leave, nobody will miss you because the only thing you contribute is your faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058535
You probably should have just never mentioned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058533
I don't frequent /d/ other than efg. I have extremely vanilla fetishes
>>17058538
And the story is about a monster girl. if it was about a monster boy, it would be tagged

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058500
>I've never gotten a complaint about the world having monster boys before today
They're detested around these parts, the type of fans they attract is a big part of it but there's other reasons too.
Can't say I don't agree with a lot of it but at times I wish people were less angry.
>>17058519
The author said it's a vital part of a setting for other stories including this one. This one however doesn't include monster boys.

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>>17058535
Lurk more. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058535
Let e ask you this. You're they're not vital to the story and you don't like to focus on them? Why even bother to include them in the setting at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058535
Then don't have them exist in the first place moron.

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>>17058500
That is okay. Just an advice, if you want to write stories for here or post them here, do then in parallel universes with no monsterboys.

Shouldn't be a problem really and we get to focus for real on the story, rather than a small detail that unfortunately makes the thing hard to stomach for a lot of anons here, even if your story is objectively good.

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>>17058535
>>17058545
This is the only place where we can enjoy monstergirls without faggots posting their shitty fetishes (futa, bestiality, tentacles, monsterboys, etc etc) I guess that since you say you have extremely vanilla fetishes you can understand why we want to continue that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058550
>>17058553
>>17058557
Because a sequel story I plan to work on is about a meek, formerly abused catboy and a human tomboy.

Though I know now to post it here when I begin writing it. I'll respect that and not come here when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058500

Your problem seems to be you were writing from a place of creativity and not wish fulfillment fetishism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058541
>One day you're saying there's no original content anymore
wrong and I am currently seeing a content creator being told to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058562
>/tg/-tier shit
>creativity
>>17058566
He brought it on himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058511
>>17058518
>>17058529
>>17058537
>>17058562
>some guy earlier said he'll bring the monsterboy /d/efense force with him
>now it's actually happening
Can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058561
Since you sincerely look like you know nothing about this thread, you should know we've had futafags, monsterboyfags and other type of fags trying to push their fetishes here. That's why people react like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058562
It was wish fulfilment fetishism though, it was a story about a human boy with a yandere snak and loving femdom. There's hardly anything creative about saying "oh by the way there's monster boys." Literally every copy and paste fantasy story has had them for centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058561
>Catboy

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>>17058578
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058561
Here's the deal. If it the story has a monsterboy involved then don't post it here, if it doesn't then post it and keep quiet.

If you never mentioned people would be happy and reading your story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058578
>implying anyone was bought here
He didn't post about us on /d/, you act like people here are on the same page at all times. It's actually a pretty varied place in terms of opinions but some are louder than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058579
>>17058588
I honestly had no idea, I only heard about /jp/, a board I've never been to, having a dedicated monster girl thread. That's all I knew when I posted my story
>>17058583
And you won't have to read it when the time comes, I'll stay far away from posting it here. I already said I'd respect this threads wishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058591
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058578
I'm not defending monsterboys, because the story does not have monsterboys. You are so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058578
He posted a story about a normal Lamia and her childhood friend you fucking sperglord. If he was posting monsterboys than even I would be telling him to fuck off, but he didn't, so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058591
Eh, it happens. If anyone liked your stories I'm sure they will keep reading. There are also sites like Touch Fluffy Tail where you can post but I'm not sure if they are against monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058603
It's a shame, I honestly didn't mean to cause a shitstorm, I just wanted people to enjoy my work and possibly give me feedback. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058608
If only you didn't talk about your setting. Well, there's nothing to be done about it. If you ever change your mind about posting a story here again just say that it's in another universe with absolutely 0% monster dudes, completely lovey dovey and with no violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058602
>sperglord
Fuck off back to tumblr, I'm sure you can get your monsterboy fix there.

[Anonymous No.]

>Story about a lamia and her childhood friend
>monster boys in the setting but not mentioned in the story
>[autistic screeching]

>Story in MGE setting
>cu and cait sith furries and alps part of the setting but not mentioned in the story
>People ignore it and talk about the parts of the setting they like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
Cute! Can you do a story where a syccubus girl milks a male lamia of semen for medical testing next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058194
Smash it like an Inquisitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058644
>Expecting intelligence from this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058535
It might be wierd to you, so I will try to explain.

You see, waifu writing is different from fanfiction, there are very precise points that can make or ruin a waifu story.

Let me give you an example, I stumbled upon an excellent Salamander story, huge boner while reading it and all.

Except the guy..... made the claim multiple times that the Salamander was actually trying to injure and kill him for real when she thought he was not a worthy challenge.

And this was pretty much all that was needed so I couldn't keep reading the story, that small detail alone was enough to fuck up the story for me. The thought of a MGE MG actually trying to kill a human just because he isn't up to her standards, was not something I could stomach.

For a lot of people, with monsterboys it is similar.

You have to understand that people reading a story to read a good story and people reading a story to read about their waifu are entirely different mindsets. Like skating on thin ice, you have to be very careful with the steps you read regarding the latter than you would with the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058644
Is there any point going on about this? People like it or they don't like it. Nobody is going to convince anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058631
I probably won't, that's a lot of jumping through loops for something disliked by just a part of it's readerbase, but for hopefully those who did enjoy it, whenever I post updates on /efg/ I go under the moniker of Cynical_Writefag. they can leave feedback there if they want.
>>17058646
I'm glad you thought it was cute, but I don't take requests, and this story isn't even finished. I apologize for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058644
Because we don't bring it up.
Guess what was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058655
Cool reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058644
Because there's no reason to mention them unlike that /d/ick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058665
Yeah, I can see why you wouldn't go through all of that just to post here where people are going to go crazy either way. Welp, good luck writting your suff mang.

Also, the other guy was shitposting with that request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058588
Or other anons would find out that his setting has monsterboys and would be even more pissed he didn't told and they projected their minds and self-inserted into an unholy cursed land with monsterboys. He made the right choice by telling us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058665
>this nigga replied to blatant bait
Come on faggot, that anon was just shooting the shit. Not actually complimenting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058636
Cute. Now try it again but with an argument this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058665
Ah, I would really like a story like that to explore the monsterboys in your setting. Just gave it be a scene in the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058672

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058655
>"waifu writing"
>ellipses...
>reddit spacing
Holy shit you're a retard on every possible level, stop posting any time.

>>17058665
>responding to that bait earnestly
Shouldn't have expected anything more from /efg/, the hive of degenerates and tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons please, what can a random Anon like myself do to stop the fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058692
Not him and "reddit x" is kind of overused these days, but you have to see all that spacing wasn't really necessary, neither the reaction pic. At least it's a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058655
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058697
>>17058654

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058684
I swear to the Almighty I hope the mods drop a fucking ban hammer on your smarmy ass.

>>17058697

On a completely unrelated topic: Nee sans! How would one go about seducing the black goat of the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058644
Uh dude, you do know there is a big huge ass difference between Alps, Furry MGs and monsterboys right? It is not the same, it is not by any stretch of imagination comparable at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058697
I tried thinking some sort of unity speech but no use really, just try and survive the shitstorm. I believe it is possible to talk to calm anons to prevent this shit, but not combat it directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058698
I'm not the guy either. I just think "reddit spacing" is the dumbest meme I've seen in a long time.
Also it's page 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058654
>He's still at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058703
Not him, but they're equally shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058703
>My flavor of shit is different

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058711
Oh yeah I forgot page checking was a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Um............Hello janitor san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058703
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
My condolences newfriend. Who ever told you to come here is an asshole, and knew this would happen.

You won't find anything meaningful here that you don't already get from /efg/ so you should return and pretend that you never set foot here. Alternatively, limit your engagement to dropping a pastebin link, a short blurb and leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to hit the sauce again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058714
No, not by any stretch. As unlikeable Alps and Furry MGs are, they are still furries. Monsterboys are an entirely different animal.

[Anonymous No.]

We interrupt your regular scheduled autistic screeching to remind you to appreciate loli cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058737
Feel free to never come back then, the thread is autistic for a reason, if it's so shit why are you posting still?

Can we all go back to admire the superiority of snakes now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058741
They're adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058665
Why is this jumping through loops and all that complicated? Is it really that hard or complicated to just say "This story takes place in an alternate universe where no monsterboys exist and only monstergirls"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058741
What is it about large breasts that are so attractive to me? Is it the soft, supple flesh? The capacity for milk? The wellspring of life they offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058756
Because I've never gotten a complaint for it before, so theres no need to add unnecessary detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058764
>When an anon pulls your arm
>But its to tell you he wants to sign a contract with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058736
Latenight makes every girl top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

which two monstergirls are likely to get in a guitar duel with each other?
possibly over a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058741
Is that even a cow? Am I about to be rused by some tit-imp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058741
>loli

I feel like enough of a creep because of this damn Alice dream I had. That said, I've nothing against the cows. Perfect for spending all those lazy times together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058770
All you had to do was edit one paragraph rather then drag it out by pretending you couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058770
Is a short sentence really a very problematic unecessary detail? I am very sorry to hear that. I think you are a good writer, a very good writer. Its a shame your world is simply just not compatible with me then. Still, I hope other people enjoy your stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058741
>master1200

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058783
Thunderbird.
I don't know what the other one would be, but Thunderbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058784
Country imps need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058776
>>17058736
How does he make big girls 4me so goddamn sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058155
Basically what >>17058172 said with some added stuff like

>Shit tier writing that makes Ahobaka look like a literary genius
>Constant vocal vendetta with other namefaggots like ELH and Bob previously
>Constant attentionwhoring
>Constant shitposting about the thread never offering help on anything
>Constantly complaining about the stigma attached to his name
>Being a fucking faggot who only likes girls like Manticore and Apophi because they're flavor of the month
>Constantly spams ad nauseum greentexts that're fucking terrible
>Is basically the Condiment King to somebody like Silent_II's Batman

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058786
Tell us about that dream, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058800
Gandharva?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058816
Second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058796
I worded it wrong, that's just not the world I envisioned. If I let others decide what is or isn't in my story, then it's not my story

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058784
>loud imp sweating

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058783
Gandharva, Raiju or Thunder Bird

pick 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058818
>>17058830
Gandharva seem kinda mellow for a guitar duel.
Maybe a Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058830
Devil, too.

Because she went down to Georgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058805
Because true patricians of taste prefer women who are not only absurdly tall (within reason, we're talking maybe 8 - 9' at most for vanilla tall girls) but also able to destroy the bedroom during combat by fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel I shouldn't ask this question but, what would happen if 2 men entered a Khepri ruin at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058844
boner pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058822
Props for not caving. You deserve better than here, trust me. But I look forward to updates

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058835
How do they play guitar with wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058844
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058822
You write smut on /d/, and now you suddenly care about integrity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058856
They have built in guitar picks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058852
thank you for your kind words. Though I doubt I'll post here again to avoid causing a shitshow, I've already mentioned where I post updates, so keep an eye out if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058844
Shame that was MMF bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058845
They cart one off to their cousins ruins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058844
Being a 3' kid and getting raped by a 12' would be a fun experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058861
Not him, but even if he wrote the most degenerate shit, and it wasn't just vanilla lamia sex, he'd still have more integrity than if he bent over and alped for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058844
that doujin was awful and it's sad that those oni were wasted on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058861
It's not really smut. It's more focused on romance, just with lewd scenes. It's about these two who love each other so much that they can get overcome anything thanks to each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058822
Seems like they're important. So why not add monsterboys to the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058872
Be careful what you wish for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058897
That's why 7ft. is forever the magic number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058869
It was more like femdom outside the hugbox. I enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058897
>But I've always has a dream of being buried between a huge woman's boobs, so I gave it a shot.
Somebody give this man a medal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058897
Oh god it's worse then I thought. Maybe making her a little bit bigger so I'd be knee high would be more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058904
This
>People doubt the magic 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058904
I prefer the size of Vrykul women, which would roughly be 9'5 - 10'. I like my snu-snu don't judge me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058897
I think having my head any lower than tit level would be too tall for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058916
>Vrykul
Why not the vastly superior Val'kyr?

Or the Kvaldir?
>You'll never fuck a Kvaldir on a misty beach while her damp green hair clings to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058921
If you're not a manlet, her tits should rest perfectly atop your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058897
Must be weird to have your dick be the same size as your wife's toe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058741
>loli cows.
no such thing, only big cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058933
I'd prefer it so that when we hugged standing up my cheekbone rests on her shoulder
I'm 5'10 so thats probably in the low 7 foot range

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058905
It was mmf and shitty femdom aka they turn sub because of reasons.

As the other anons said, a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058897
as a 5'6 midget all i can say is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058972
>as a 5'6 midget

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058927
>Kvaldir
Ehhhhhh. The only time I could imagine a scenario like that is ripping off Conan.

Either way, not worth the time or effort to imagine bruising, briney kisses from what'd be a "wee lassie" of the sea, her hair matted from the water and the mists swirling about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058816
>>17058820
I'll be brief, Mr. Hansen

>Lying on a couch. Dead tired
>Start to doze off
>Alice wanders in. Petite in size; innocent in demeanor
>Tries to wake me up
>Too tired to respond.
>She climbs up on me to wake me up, straddling my hips
>pushes on my chest, her lower half bouncing slightly as she tries to stir me awake
>When that doesn't work, she decides to make the most of it
>Leans in to kiss me
>She winds up placing several light kisses around my face, her hips grinding forward to help her compensate for the height difference
>Eventually falls asleep on top of me, tail stroking my thigh as I start to come to
>I can feel that her panties are pretty much drenched at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059026
You're not some sub 6' lilliputian, are you, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059057
That's about as cute as a rapebait loli succubutt gets. Your subconscious is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059055
>No underwater rape from a Kvaldir lass who's caught you unawares in some net, and fer you air in misty kisses, her emerald eyes sparkling at the prey before her

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm going to fuck your ass so full that you'll taste cum for a week."
How does your wife respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059090
Too tired to give a proper response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059103
>Pants and moans in Eldritch
>"O-o-h m-a-s-t-a-h, s-o n-a-u-g-h-t-y-!!!"
>Bends over and spreads herself while subconsciously making bindings and chains and gags on herself to hold her down
>Constant stream of her whispering and panting 'Finally~ Finally~ Finally~'
I think she's taking it well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059120
Stupid kinky chaos maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059120
I like your meido, anon. She sounds like a great servicelady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059133
>>17059142
She's fantastic! She can't help but be subby though. I suppose its in her nature. Even if pointing out that she's in control of her chains and gags and stuff and therefore could get out at any time makes her pout.

[Anonymous No.]

Waifus and Daughterus are great but you can't forget about the last piece of the family.

What would raising a son(s) with your waifu be like? Would your waifu be a doting or tough love kind of mom? How would your daughterus take to him as their onii-chan/new otouto?

How would your son(s) take after your waifu? Would he have her eyes or something? Would his personality and talents be effected by the species of his mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059120
It'd be nice to indulge in choking fantasies with a slime. They really are great subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059155
Monstergirls can't have sons dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059162

Let's just say the Demon Lord accomplishes her goal and having sons is now possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059162
Only in MGE and, even there, that's not forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059156
I hold fast that the best slimes are the ones who are good at acting.
I'd love a loving choking session with my Shoggy, seeing her look up with heartpupils as she sputters and shakes a bit against my hands around her. Hobejesus its giving me goosebumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17057780
It was okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059162
Yet

[Peterdnzl No.]

Smol update to Pirate's life, with Cheshire chicanery and Tanuki bullying
https://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5
line 478

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059103
>"I guess the taste was starting to fade from last Tuesday. Well, what are you waiting for?"

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want the Demon Lord to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059182
Oh, shit I didn't realize you'd started this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059186
Only human girls think this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059182
>Tanuki bullying
Aw yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if KC even wants male incubi to be born? Why place the MGE setting in this time period? Why not in the future where the DL has already won, have the fact that for a time only daughters were able to be born as a footnote in history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059192
But I'm not a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059197
So that 「ＹＯＵ」 can insert yourself into the setting more easily.
Presumably, you are not an incubus yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059171
I was thinking more along the lines of approaching her as she lay backwards on the bed, with her head tilted over the side and facefucking her while you squeeze your hands tightly around the bulge trying to poke out her neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059202
Well you think like a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059186

What happens when the Demon Lord wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059202
Y e t

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059213
That doesn't make sense.

>>17059214
I am not a homosexual, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059186
Is that so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059221
Human girls have the most to lose from the DL winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059215
Monsters can give birth to human sons, men are incubi, unification of human and monster society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059211
>Her 'throat' clenching sporadically and milking your dick extra desperately
>Little raspy noises as she places her hands on your arms and gazes up at you
>Eyes rolling back a little bit as she pushes her head even deeper so its almost deforming her face against your pelvis in her deepthroat
Now you're talking, anon. You're right on the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059215
Complete Global Saturation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059228
Why? They'd actually get a chance to not be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059226
Yes.

>>17059228
I don't have anything to lose from the DL winning, I just don't want her to. I'd prefer if a faction that wasn't so radical would win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059243
They just want to save the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059248
Ruling the world with a lewd fist isn't saving it, it's just a slightly better version of what the Chief God wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059103
Is that a bet?
>barebacks on top with a smug smirk
>leglocks just so the shocks hit harder.
>Screams 'faster, faster' and electric puns like 'discharge inside me'
>petting her only makes her ride it more and cause more static.
>her moans get more crazy for every time cum inside. Of which she makes sure there's a lot.
>by the end of all that crazy genki dom she's an ahaegao'd nympho who orgasms from the slightest touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059256
On top of that she can always take the sensation of your time together and effectively relive it. As many times as she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059255
>slightly
>Chief god puts humanity in a neverending ese against horrible monsters
>Demon Lord creates world of love and peace

>inb4 humanity won't exist anymore
Incubi are human
>inb4 incubi are not human
KC confirmed the DL will create safe zones where humans can live safely without getting corrupted and being protected by her army

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059284
>ese
War*

What the fuck is my phone doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059284
So humanity will either be culled whenever they get too strong by the Chief God or treated like cattle by the Demon Lord. This is like picking between Law and Chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059284
Living in a human preserve is also questionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059309
Or you could just be an incubus.
It's the least I could do for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059190
yup yup, it's just gone slowly over the semester because of work and all that stuff
>>17059194
Something about a smug nuki, I don't know why, because they're not very muscley, which is what I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059309
Why? It's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059274
>go too far and you have to try to snap her out of it as she breaks from an endless cycle of her own lightning induced orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059297
But the neutral path will just create the normal human world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059316
>yup yup, it's just gone slowly over the semester because of work and all that stuff
Nice, I look forward to more. And, uh... May-koh? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059326
>she zaps YOU with it instead
Someone needs to stop these fiends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059197
KC doesn't find it as interesting. Adventuring becomes extremely rare in a world where the Demon Lord has already won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059331
I take suggestions from the thread, and sometimes I utilize silly ones like naming a shark Meiko

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059297
>>17059309
Freedom is overrated. This way humans don't have to worry about anything and monstergirls can pick between any guy who wants to leave the safe zone.

>cattle
I don't think so, they truly care for humans after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora hired by well meaning but ignorant couple to care for their young son
>Think it's cute how she calls him "young master"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059339
I wonder what stops them from fucking thier own mates and themselves into a mindbroken slut. They want it hard and fast inside them but playing soft omly excites them into it. Rubbers clearly wouldent be it and thats just an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059356
I had a story idea about this once.
Kid and his Kiki maid go out shopping and they come back to some Batman moment where the kid swears vengeance and the Kiki has to be his new mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059353
It's not as if the radical factions disappeared overnight. There will always be monsters who want what they can't have. It's a dystopia at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059371
So the kiki did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059330
It's better than the other options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059344
>Adventuring becomes extremely rare in a world where the Demon Lord has already won.
Why? There's more mamono mana. I bet you can take commissions to put down all manner of corrupted beastie.

Like, boars are already pretty scary. Not to mention when one's the size of a truck and it needs a ballista to pierce it's hide, forget crossbows.

I bet even your typical rpg dungeons exist, where mamono mana sinks and pools in cave systems. Tonnes of adventure to be had.

I mean, all the dragons have tits now, so you can't kill them, but on the upside, now monitors look like wingless dragons of yore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059339
That Raiju is packing some big D batteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059366
If you're plain human, you just pass out.
If you've become an incubus, you can actually handle it and get to fully experience it without getting KO'd. They're monsters, so they can certainly handle it.

So basically you adapt to it and get to ride the lightning with them to ordinarily unthinkable highs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059385
Imagine the capacitance of those puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059385
All the more energy to love violently with.
>>17059393
Obviously theyre genki enough to want thier mate to ride it through daily practice. But do raiju have a caring side?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to keep my Kikimora maid practically perpetually pregnant.
Maybe I'll knock our daughters up too when they get old enough. Depends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059371
Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059406
I imagine they would, especially in the afterglow after they short-circuit themselves and their husbands.
With both parties worn out, they could cuddle up to their husband and let a low current pass through them, just enough to cause a generally pleasant sensation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059346
Either way, good stuff. Also is it just me or has the Tanuki's character changed? She seemed completely different 'welcoming' him back onto the boat to how he behaved when first meeting him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059473
She's always given him a bit of shit and made lewd comments, she's just getting more bold by seeing him in a nice suit with a stack of bills in his pocket

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059483
>she's just getting more bold by seeing him in a nice suit with a stack of bills in his pocket
Ah, yep. That'll do it. Sasuga Tanuki. Sorry, I'm a little slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059428
>House and parents are only a smoldering pile of ash
>Everything suddenly taken from him before he even knew what happened, he was in disbelief
>He reaches forward, desperately grabbing at the air, hoping to feel something that isn't there
>Suddenly, he's embraced by his Kikimora
>She's practically crushing him, but he can hear her painful crying
>Of course, they were her family as well, and the kid realizes just how close his maid has always been to all of them
>He reaches out to console her, but only finds himself blinded by his own tears
>They cry in each other's arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059486
I kind of made myself laugh by saying that she could smell money on him and knew they were Euros

[Anonymous No.]

I could really go​ for an arachne right now. A nice spider girl to tie me up and tease me for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059525
be careful what you wish for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059492
So she becomes the Alfred to his Batman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059533
If batman swore revenge against electrical fires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059542
There have been much, much stranger hero motivations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059530
I said teased, not persecuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059530
I bet she'd tease her husbando by getting close and showing off her body without actually touching him.
She'd make him beg for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059533
>Kid grows up to be superhero
>Best friend turns into villain and breaks his back
>Kikimora takes concentrated spirit energy to defend her charge
>"I am so disappointed in you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059557
>implying you get a choice
>>17059562
hawt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059564
Go away /co/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059564
I don't follow capeshit, how did Alfred manage this? was there some kryptonite present?

[Anonymous No.]

All flesh is grass.

[Anonymous No.]

[Spoiler]trading cards in mgc[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059566
She'd probably make you tell her every single dirty thing you want her to do to you with her lewd body, and then when you're broken down and begging her she'll do it.

>>17059570
Some sort of super steroid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059570
Super soldier pill

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059577
MGETCG
G
E
T
C
G
Not even once

[Anonymous No.]

>Ara ara samurai~
>wouldn't you rather pick my younger daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, buy those Loli Ratataskyr's news paper for a quarter and try to ignore how disturbingly accurate it is regarding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059587
I must go now. My planet needs me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059582
But imagine a bunch of monstergirls at an MGC elementary school crowding around and playing a TCG with cards based on famous monstergirls and figures from the other world.
Imagine them losing their shit when one bookish kobold suddenly getting smug when she clutches out a victory over the best player in class when she reveals that she has the incredibly rare Monster Lord's Hero card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059581
Gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059591
>Now Anons have to compete with 2D Chads for their waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059591
I remember as a child when some super rare shiny Pokemon card fell under this porch at school that you couldn't get under and everybody tried to get it by putting sticks in between the floorboards. We were at it for weeks. Then somebody got it while I wasn't around and I never found out what exactly it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059594
Anon, it's just a trading card.
If you're that insecure over a trading card game for little kids then maybe you weren't meant for a long term relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059599
>just a trading card
Not for Trumparts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059579
>She'd probably make you tell her every single dirty thing you want her to do to you with her lewd body, and then when you're broken down and begging her she'll do it.

Oh fug, my dick isn't ready for this

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>Shoggoth practicing different forms and sexy come-ons in the mirror with accents and mannerisms matching her different forms and outfits
>"Like, cmon mastah, lemme suck your cock real good, I like, totally need it!"
>"Ara ara, such a precious little mastah. Does mastah want to take a bath with mommy, ufufu~"
>"On your knees, naughty little slutty mastah. You've been very, very bad, and your maid needs to whip all you until aaall the bad comes out~"
>"Uwa! Onee-chan, do you want to pway wif me? Pway with little sisters body onee-chan!"
>Suddenly she senses mastah walking up the path to the front door
>Swoons and assumes her normal form before materializing downstairs right as he comes through the door
>'Hello, Shog. How was your day?'
>She so nervous whenever she actually sees him she just gives her smile and makes little inward sighs
>He chuckles and shakes his head smiling, patting her head before walking off to the study like always
>Swoons and thinks to herself as he walks off and she takes his coat and hat
>(Next time... next time I'll seduce mastah!)

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>>17059587
>something something unspeakable lust
>something something samurai with divorce papers
>something something before final signature, opened a portal
>something something future where our marriage is law and future that is Aku

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059604
Trumparts don't have the ability to travel into cards anon, that's just their personal card.

>>17059605
Is your dick ready for feeling her plump breasts press against your back as she reaches down and starts gently rubbing your crotch and telling you to just give in to her in a breathy voice?
Are you ready for the ear licking and nibbling that comes with it?

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>>17059579
>She'd probably make you tell her every single dirty thing you want her to do to you with her lewd body

>tfw you're such a shy virgin you wouldn't know where to begin
>tfw she loves that answer most of all

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>>17059616
>"Fufufufuu~ Don't know where to begin huh? Then I guess we'll just have to do it all~"
>"I'm gonna break you, and you're going to love every second of it~"

[Anonymous No.]

Chocolate ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059615
>ear nibbling
hnnnnnnngggghhhh
>>17059616
>>17059620
spooders pls stahp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059625

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059609
I want to tease a Shoggoth!

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>>17059609
Cute, except for the lispy one. That would be a long night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059613
>divorce papers
Why tho?

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>>17059638
Do not! Do not tease! Love! Love the Shoggoth!
>>17059639
She's just experimenting, Anon. She's certain she'll find out the perfect kink that will turn mastah on more than anything else, she just has to keep trying hard!

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>>17059609
>Onee-chan
Anon...

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>>17059625
You're going to be teased and molested by a lewd spider and you're going to like it!
What flavor would you prefer? Default,
Large Breed, Long Legs or Small Breed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059645
She's still learning, hush hush.

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>>17059609
Love to see her as insecure and vulnerable

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>>17059651
Are there muscle spiders?

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>>17059660
That'd be the Large Breed.

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>>17059660
Oh yeah, you mirin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059665
To me, the Ushi oni is more about rape train than teasing and molesting
>>17059662
I'm a slut for muscles

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>>17059640
How else are you gonna marry the daughter?

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>>17059665
She really looks like she would fit right into Hyrule.

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>>17059666
So you want a big buff Arachne to make you beg to be her personal little slut? I bet you want her to wrap her pedipalp legs around your head and force you to lick her abs while teasing you the whole time.
And then you notice your head's being forced down lower and lower until your mouth is lined up with her pussy.

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>>17059657
>"O-oh! Mastah! Y-you snuck in without me noticing?!"
>"Mastah... y-you weren't supposed to see me like this, I... I was just practicing some... um..."
>"W-whats that? I don't need to practice?! But mastah, that's wrong, I don't... I'm not good enough as is for you..."
>"The other maids around town are all perky or good at tempting you or are beautiful but I'm just... I'm just some ugly monster to you, aren't I?"
>"Sniff... You'd never make eyes at me the way other mastahs would make at their maids... I'm hideous, aren't I?! I'm worthless as a maid to you, aren't I mastah!"
>"Sniff... w-why are you holding me, mastah? W-what are..."
>"Mastah... you really think I'm... I'm beautiful? That can't be right, mastah, you're just being nice because... Mmn?! Mmmnn..."
>"Mmmn... o-oh mastah... I've wanted to taste your lips for so long... b-but you truly think I'm good enough for you? Mnn... y-you want to do what with me?! M-mastah! Ooh, mastah... I want that more than anything in the world... come mastah... do whatever you want to your maid, mastah... make me feel beautiful with your strong, handsome body mast-"
>She senses the door opening yet again downstairs and rushes off to break from her fantasy and greet mastah as she always does
>She doesn't know he could hear her from through the window this time

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>>17059670
I kind of want this, yes

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>>17058321
Cute Anu-Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059674
Then you wouldn't mind her picking you up and taking you to her home so she can web you up into a pseudo exercise pulley and get gains while sucking your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17055861
Nice.

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>>17059689
I especially want a muscled monster to work sex with me into her workout program

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059689
Don't forget about the post-workout shower

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>>17059672
And just like that, I'm down a load

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>>17059571
Gross but also very cute I have to say.

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>>17059700
>Shog laying on her back on the bed, breathing heavily
>Her 'outfit' is torn open, revealing her pert breasts, tight tummy, wide hips, wild 'hair'
>all stained white from you absolutely going to town on her
>She looks up with wet eyes, panting as she trembles out in a whisper
>"A-am I beautiful, anon?"

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>>17054207
>Silent_II's
Link, please? Please anon I need more shog in my life.

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>>17059692
I'd probably include a lot of lifting and sucking.

>>17059695
>Post workout shower with a Large Breed Arachne.
>Her massive tits jiggling as she takes off her belt bra.
>Her hair sinking down as it gets wet.
>The sight of her sun kissed skin and wonderful abs glistening with water as she seductively gestures to anon to come and help her suds up.
No muscle slut's dick was meant to withstand this.

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>>17059710
https://pastebin.com/ntCLsHnc
Enjoy, its fantastic in my opinion. Captures her as canon to a T even with a few cheeky Lovecraft references.

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>>17059672
Shogs are hard to sneak up on. Too many eyes.

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>>17059714
The barely restrained lust is really nice. Quivering tentacles and all that.

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>>17059719
That's the beautiful thing, anon.
Of course you could never ACTUALLY sneak up on Shog.
She knows where you are at all times.
What you're doing. What you're thinking.
She also knows its trivial practicing anything.
She knows just what you want.
What you need.
She just pretends these things these ways to make her mastah feel at ease.
Just to help him feel happy and comfortable.
Because she knows its what he likes. What he wants.
Because Shog knows everything, anon. Sees everything. IS everything.
Ｓ Ｉ Ｌ Ｌ Ｙ Ｍ Ａ Ｓ Ｔ Ａ Ｈ

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>>17059707
One more load to give her a smile that lasts a full week

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>>17059730
Yeah, probably wins the award for most erotic fork usage in fiction in my book.
>>17059737
That Shog is gonna have a smile from temple to temple and it'll feel like the whole house is singing when you walk in the door.
She'll probably skip around for weeks and twirl and dance when doing her chores and preparing your meals and baths. Full disney mode. That's gonna be the happiest maid ever for at least a month.

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>>17059736
Yeah, fuck you too. God damn Shogs.

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>>17056539
Sandworm pool? Pretty inventive.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I want? I want to be in a town that gets over run with monsters and caught by some succubus/demon/dark mage, who then uses me and herself to give a demonstration on various sex things to all the newly turned townies.

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>>17059788
You could be a model for an art class instead. Same job, except you get paid.

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>>17057679
>dead link
NOOOOO

what'd I miss?

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>>17059746
Just as long as I can be the reason her heart spot shines so bright

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>>17059788
>You know what I want?
No, and I don't give a fuck.

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>>17059801
She'll paint little hearts and 'I <3 U' in herself and the walls when you're around, and her heart spot will radiate like a second sun.

[Anonymous No.]

School is getting out soon for little daughterus. What are you going to do with your little girl over the summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059864
Oh anon, you don't even know.

[Anonymous No.]

That penguin that likes fururu met the voice of fururu

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>>17059644
I'm going to tease a Shog sexually. I'm going to smack her butt and deny her my dick until she's on her knees begging for it.

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>>17059882
cute
Is he still dying from not eating?

[Anonymous No.]

pink

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>>17059900
He never was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059894
You're the real monster!

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>>17059901
Blue-ish purple!

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>>17059901
cute

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>>17059907
No, pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059904
You see this? I'm gonna smack that ass!

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>>17059917
Such a mean mastah! Keeping her begging and putting herself in lewd, slovenly positions with wild eyes begging you to knock her up and shoot your seed all over and inside her, forcing her to tell you all sorts of depraved and degrading things to desperately try to turn you on and get you to fuck her. Shameful!

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>>17059736
I want to be scared of Shoggoths but they're just so cute!

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>>17059920
I'm gonna shoot so many loads inside of her that she won't be able to absorb them all right away! She'll be left an ahegaoing mess!

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>>17059926
Cute like a little adorable dying nebula!
>>17059928
>Shog so filled with mastah's cum its leaking out of multiple mouths on her
>she's twitching with her eyes rolled back, the whole house unstable and vibrating softly as she burbles out a 'm-mastah... l-love...' through moans of aftershock orgasms
>mouth curls up into the most satisfied smile as she begins the long process of absorption and gyrates her hips below her
>wake up the next morning to find your house is now a mansion with amazing furnishings and all sorts of accessories that make living easier
Nice going anon, hope you like explaining to your guests how your house suddenly received a massive upgrade!

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>>17059941
O L E V

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>>17059941
I'll tell them I won the lottery, while kissing Shog's cheek and discreetly telling her that if she ever tempts master again she'd better be prepared for the consequences.

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>>17059864
I don't know anon, I never really thought about that. There would be a lot more time for some comfy and/or lewd father/daughteru time so we'd have to come up with lots of ideas and stuff. Maybe she'd go to Sabbath Scout camp or something for a few weeks too so her mother and I could have some alone time too!

There would also be a nice long beach vacation for the three of us somewhere in there as well.

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>>17059949
Would you show off to your guests by grabbing your Shog and putting her in your lap while you deeply kiss her?

This is what makes the shoggoth's Eldritch core overheat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059864
My waifu has a schedule planned for the funnest activities and things she'd like to do on our vacation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059944
TEKELI-O L E V!
>>17059949
But she's absolutely primed for it now, anon. She'll be in the kitchen staring at the refrigerator like she usually does at 2:30 and you'll walk in behind her, and she'll think of when you bent her over the bed from behind and fucked her so hard she felt like she was gonna dematerialize. She'll start trembling and won't want to turn around for fear that she'll betray her intense arousal, only to keep her butt facing you as a result, which she'll unconsciously start sticking out towards you, her dress getting shorter and shorter revealing more and more supple slimy booty. But its not her fault! Its yours for being such a naughty scandalous mastah!

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>>17059957
Absolutely. Then I'd have her do some chores or else the guests will get a little uncomfortable with us getting frisky.

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>>17059957
>Shoggoth just straight up straddled in her mastah's lap and riding him while whimpering and moaning
>all while guests are awkwardly there in the living room with you
>Tell them it's nothing and ask how things are going for them
>She doesn't stop, and you even give her supple ass an occasional spank or push her head into your neck for her to lick and nibble at, which just makes her whimper and cum more on top of you
If you're gonna be a weirdo anyway for marrying a Shog, might as well embrace it I say!

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>>17059967
I bet once they're gone she'd be waiting in the bath spread legged and just finishing up putting whip cream on her private areas.

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>>17059967
Well if you sent her away, remember to give her a light spank on the slimy rear. Maids love that.

>>17059968
Keep going until she moans out in ecstasy?

>>17059963
Poor shoggoth, she's always thinking of that time mastah ravaged her like an animal. The only question is, does mastah accept the maid's offer?

>like she always does at 2:30

Cute!

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>>17059994
>"Ah! Its 4:30! I'm almost late to make dinner!"
>Making dinner is just her staring at the stove for a half hour
>"Sigh... where does the time go~"
And I think mastah does accept her offer. I think he pins her against the refrigerator, spreads her legs, and fucks her ass against it right there while nibbling her ear and telling her what a naughty sexy maid she is who needs to be punished.

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>>17059994
Why stop there? Keep going until the guests leave. Guests? What guests? Who needs them when you're getting ridden by a moaning, ahegaoing sultry sexy maidwife shoving her tits in your face and slamming her fat butt on your thighs? There were never any guests. Probably.

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>>17060005
What an odd but lewd maid! Always ready to please mastah.

>>17060007
>"Mastah loves his maid~"

She'll do you for hours until the "guests" have to leave, faces all blushed red from how the noble mastah treats his poor servant.

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>>17060005
I wonder what a Shoggoth's skin would taste like if I licked her atleast once.

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>>17060022
>"Mastah loves his maid~"
I'd love if she just repeated that again and again and again in between moans as she rode me with reckless abandon, guests or time be damned.
>>17060099
That depends. Does she know it's coming? She'll make it taste like the most amazing mind-expanding thing ever.
Does she not know it's coming? It will taste still like the most mind-expanding thing ever, but it's taste will be literally indescribable. The Flavour out of Space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060099
Grape jelly and forbidden knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059907
>Blue-ish purple
Isn't that just indigo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060106
It'll taste like the passage of time if you lick her unexpectedly.

>he thinks he can sneak up on T h e S h o g

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060099
>when anon has a better ass than the girl

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>>17060124
But imagine if you somehow did
>Writhing suddenly on the floor, mind traversing dimensions, consciousness in the ether, frothing at the mouth
>Meanwhile, Shog is just blushing and kyaaing, saying how mastah is such a sneaky mastah~
He'll be fine.

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>>17059900
Huh? He always has been able to eat, he just has to be close to Honolulu first. Where did you get the idea that he just refused to ear period?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060131
>Oh my god it's full of tits and ass.
Falling into madness isn't what it used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060157
from this

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>>17060169
Sasuga, believes every image with a caption that he reads on the internet-kun
Let this be a learning experience for you and if you care to, take a five second google search to see if that's true

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060176
But in all seriousness take this poster's advice and google things before you consider it to be true. Making the assumption that an image macro is true by default will lead you to getting duped by alot of jokers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060099
It would taste like blue

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>>17059968
>TFW you're trying to open up to your brother about the incurable disease that's eating away at your magical circuit and essentially burning away your very soul, meaning there won't even be enough left for a Lich to raise when it finally kills you... aaaand, he's balls-deep in his maid.
>Which is also his house.
>And the chair your sitting on.
>And the bathroom down the hall, now that you think about it, though you'd prefer not to.
>Honestly, he COULD'VE just given ya some lame excuse, hell, he could've just come out and said "Sorry, man, I'm kinda about to fuck my wife.", that would've been fine.
>But no. He had to invite you in. Enthusiastically. Because chaos makes you think in weird ways.
>Oh well, you'll just leave him a note in the kitchen or something and be on your way.
>...After the little Shog (Shogling?) that led you there is done with you.
>She could be your niece, she could be another extension of your sister-in law like everything else in this damned house; the only thing you know is that she's making brownies. And you're helping.
>Hey, just because you're dying, doesn't mean you can tell a four-year-old (or at least, something that LOOKS like a four-year-old) that you don't have time to sit down and play with an old Easybake Oven with her.
>If that is an Easybake Oven.
>And if she's not just your sister-in-law, who is also the house. And also loudly fucking your brother down the hall.
>Fucking Chaos, man, can't be sure of shit.
>...You do kinda hope she's your niece, though. Playing Uncle like this is kind of nice.
>Either way, it takes your mind off the fact you've only got a few months of life left in ya.
>So you guess, in that regard, it doesn't really matter if she's real or not. So long as she's there.
>And when she grasps your hand in excitement as the dough visibly begins to rise through the tiny view screen on the side of the decades-old kid's toy, you realise that that's good enough for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060211
I see what you're trying to do here, and I like the greentext, it was really good, but mamono mana cures disease. Seriously I think the shog was helping out by exposing him to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060169
FAKE NEWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060211
Cute if its actually his niece.
And actually really sweet and heartwarming if its just another instance of his sister in law.
She obviously wants to get freaky 25/8 with mastah, but she's a sweet girl who wants to make sure his family is happy too by doing such a thing.
Even without the obvious caveat of Mamanobama being a fixall, its still very cute.
Super plot twist, the brother/mastah knew all along and set this situation up in advance with his wife in full knowledge because he knew it was the best way possible to help his brother feel some joy, even at the cost of looking like a weirdo sex pervert.
...Which he is, but that's not the point.

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>>17060220
Well, in all honesty I banged my head against the wall for a good five minutes trying to think of something mamono mana couldn't fix, and the best I could come up with was the complete degradation and eventual failure of some sort of "Magical Circulatory System".

...It's actually kind of hard to write anything resembling conflict when everything can be solved instantaneously by demon-vag radiation, in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060232
>tfw you're a weirdo sex pervert jellyman in a living house of horrors but you're also a heart-of-gold

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>>17060236
It's cool. Curable or not its cute and I can imagine him spending his last months visiting and having a great time with ambiguous niece/sister-in-law before he's either cured or died.
The image of a brother standing before a grave on a worn patch of hill, a Shoggoth standing a little distance away respectfully, and a very real old Easy-bake oven being leaned against the headstone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060244
>Spoiler.
Dammit, man, I swore I wouldn't tear up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060244
A quiet day at the mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060369
Quite/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17058800
>>17058830
why thunder bird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060480
Something something forgotten girl looking for a niche something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060480
Rockstar girl

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be in a cozy catastrophe Monster Girl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060654
How far post catastrophe are you willing to go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060672
Your picture looks like the perfect time range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059667
>not getting both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060760
Well sending me to the future doesn't look like a good way to fix our now doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060654
What about a cat has trophy monster girl world?

[Anonymous No.]

Why so turbo-dead? I don't remember it being this ded in a while
Did everyone get banned in that /efg/ writer autismfest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060837
Ms. Lich probably turned everyone into zombies, again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060822
Dammit Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060837
I hope so, that was pretty damn shameful.

In the meantime, dead isn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060837
>Did everyone get banned in that /efg/ writer autismfest?
What'd I miss? What happened? Who was a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060837
Was caught up in the Muscle Nacho discussion yesterday and banned.

Now I'm a reformed Anon whose just fighting to get his kids back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060870
Guy posted a story about slightly yandere lamia courting a guy. Despite that story not having any monsterboys, author said they exist in his setting and could possibly appear in his next stories. You can probably imagine the amount of autistic "RRRRRREEEEEE" screeching that followed. Like 50-70~ posts got deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060880
Yeah, that's pretty much all I need to hear. I really don't know what they expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060890
To be fair, they didn't expect anything since they weren't from around here and normally write for another thread. That didn't stop people going full autism, calling the guy a faggot and telling him to fuck off without explaining things calmly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060672
I want to molest their ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060899
Please don't molest the ears of innocent high schoolers trying to get an education in the post apocalypse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060917
What if I become a teacher and get them all pregnant instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060875
Wait, why was that deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

Does your maid do ass to mouth?
Would you make her?
Would she get off on the degradation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060927
What maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060917
If they're MGE teens then they'll probably bully the teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060920
That is also forbidden!

They can't have kids that soon!


>>17060922
Some anon had a hissyfit and got it all nuked.


>>17060936
They're good girls!
Except for the wolf, she looks like a bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060932
The Kikimora you've been assfucking every day for months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059669
Can you post any Hyrule Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17059912
Why do I love genki girls all of a sudden? Dammit Pinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17060965
But that isn't a maid. She's a life coach.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we've neglected to take into consideration the importance of Phantoms. When the portals open the girls will all come out with a tight choreography and they'll burst into a glorious musical number that will disarm the world.
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17061012
Praise be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17061012
Sounds cute

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got any story ideas they're not using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17061051
Yes, but I might use them. Someday. Really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17061056
Oh yeah, me too. Me too. Gonna write about the Wandering Wurm and her Alraune friend any day now, for sizzles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17061051
Off the top of my head:
>Gazer hypnotizes shy MC to be more open
>MC young master in a shog household who's father adopts a young kiki
>havpbea gb ovpbea pbeehcgvba

Last suggestion encoded to avoid spooking the autists.