Monster Girl Thread

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Brace yourself for fat Kakuen Ass

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Gonna smack that apes ass and make her my personal slut monkey.

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Smoking hot Valkyries are for not realizing just how bodacious they are!
It's up to you to protect their purity!

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>>16907225
I can't believe that maid guy's streak is broken by lust for plump kakuen ass.

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You niggers need to make threads sooner once they drop off. I had a moment to browse /jp/ and it was crushing.

https://youtu.be/nkcKaNqfykg

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>>16907235
Step it up senpai, I saw this like three months ago

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>>16907230
What are you going to do when she becomes a Dark Valkyrie because her repressed feelings for you couldn't be held back any longer?

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>>16907231
The need to penetrate monkey's anus is too god.

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>>16907252
I'd be fine either with her staying as a Valkyrie embracing her womanhood or with her falling to yandere/worshipdere tendencies towards me in becoming a Dark Valkyrie.
We'd take our honeymoon in Pandemonium and fuck for a few /0 millenia before getting back to the world and carrying on spreading the word of lust and love to others!
Though people may be freaked out by her 'rituals' with me at that point. Very sexy, worshippy rituals.

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>>16907256
So you want to see her ass bouncing up and down as her tight asshole milks your dick dry?

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>>16907260
Yep, I definitely want that. Even better if I get to see her naughty smile as she tries to hold an ahegao.

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>>16907271
She'd probably grin smugly back at you before showing you her lewd Ahegao.

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>>16907275
It would be too much for me. I'd release unholy amounts of cum inside her tight hole, giving her a little bulge in the belly because of so much pleasure from that ass.

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Cute dresses are the dreams of all Monstergirls!
Even those that can just form them themselves.

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>>16907282
Don't think that she's going to let you stop after that anon.

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>>16907291
Oh man that would be hard. If she assumed direct control I would be pinned against a wall with her holding on to me and lowering herself on my length, making some cum fall out and only increasing the lewd noises.

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My order for two Miia dakis shipped yesterday and it should be coming in any day.

I will be the most comfortable man in the fucking world.

I still need to come up with more daki ideas though. 7 just isn't enough

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>>16907220

spankthemonkey.swf

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>>16907297
She's going to keep going reverse cowgirl style on you until you're dry and then some anon.
You're going to get to see her massive jiggling ass bouncing up and down on your dick for hours.
And in the end she'll collapse in pleasure before dismounting with a lewd pop.
Then she'll carry you to the bath for cuddles and cleaning before carrying you back to the bed to fall asleep while snuggling you.

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>>16907306
Would you play an entire Kakuen tribes asses like bongos and enjoy their aroused moans as you do it anon?
Would you take responsibility and pound their sopping pussies after they pull aside their thongs to show you how wet you made them?

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>>16907307
She won't be needing to carry me back, I would just plug her up with my cock and sleep with her right there.

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>>16907220
Damn Monkeys!

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>>16907319
A bath is not a comfy place to sleep anon.

>>16907325
What's wrong anon? Tempted by the ass?

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Can we get a recolor of Nurarihyon where the blacks and whites of her hair, clothes and smoke are inverted?

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>>16907336
Not on the bath, on the bed. I wouldn't let her get up.

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Which monster girl's face would you drag your nutsack across?

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>>16907349
Well she has to get the sweat off you anon, you'd be better to cuddle after a nice warm bath.

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>>16907355
My waifu's.

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>>16907357
Nope. We sleeping and there is nothing she can do about it.

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>>16907363
Anon, she just fucked your balls dry with nothing but her hip muscles, her asshole and an undying libido. You're in no position to stop her from doing anything.

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>tfw no Kunoichi twins who speak in unison

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>>16907345
80% what you asked for

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Around elves, watch yourselves.

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>>16907366
Fine, we'll get up and take a bath. Might as well get a grub before going to sleep too.

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>>16907386
>"We are the guardians of Sun and Moon! The secret assassins of the hidden Kunoichi village!"x2
>"And also... Anon's girlfriends! Kyaa~!"
That sounds wonderful. Is one an ass queen while the other is a tittyqueen?

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>>16907394
Motherfucker I just figured out CTRL+ i inverts the entire layer's colors.

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>>16907230
Im just going to shit on all anons dreams and remind them that Valkyries only marry men choosen by the gods legendary heroes aka Gary Stus. 3DPD level.

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>>16907409
>choosen
I'm choosen to say fuck you muh head cannon.

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>>16907409
What makes you think I wouldn't imagine myself as just that? Makes it all the more fun. I like actual escapism in my escapism fantasies. So hero I shall be!

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>>16907409
Men 'Destined' to become heroes and champions. And if anime has taught me anything, any shmuck with a tracksuit can be 'destined' to be a hero, so I think anon is good.
Great try though.

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>>16907411
>>16907416
Why even give that asshole (you)s?

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>>16907406
?

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>>16907336
>What's wrong anon? Tempted by the ass?

They're going to ransack my merchant caravan, trying on all the fancy clothes I was planning to sell in the city.

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>>16907425
Cause I wanted to keep talking about Valkyries, actually. Almost glad he did!
I wonder if they all are spearwielders or if they're masterful in multiple armaments. Or if they all are Order based or if many of them work for other gods. KC said that the Order is only one minor faction amongst the nations of man, I imagine on other parts of the world there are a lot of other gods with wars being fought with no real concern for monsters. I'd like to be a hero to a Valkyrie in one of those places. Would make her that much more special.

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>>16907427
But in return they're going to rape you from all angles with their enormous asses, and you weren't going to make it to the city anyway.

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>>16907426
Sort of, I was looking for white smoke, a black kimono with white accents and black hair.

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>>16907426
>mfw I know what you just did and can do the same thing
>but not versed enough in Photoshop to do better

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>>16907433
Being a hero of Eros would probably be nice.
Though ironically your love freak of a valkyrie would be hopelessly ignorant of her own feelings towards you.
And she wouldn't notice that her bikini-like armor is turning you on.
As you journey with her you'd see an excessive amount of caramel brown ass and backboob.
Especially when she starts wiggling around in full love freak mode.

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>>16907437

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>>16907446
Minty fresh!

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>>16907443
Fuckin HNNG.
Tits so big you can see em from behind, a skimpy frilly bikini armor, and moves like a stripper while still being 'innocent' in mind.
She wouldn't get why whenever we smite evil she gets all moist downstairs or why she always feels like shakin' it a bit more when she does her 'Eros Love Savior' dance in front of me.
I'd go full paladin and give her the paddlin' she needs one day. I wanna reward that Valkyrie with some faithful lovin!

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>>16907446
>the image is getting increasingly more pixelated
Is this a meta message or are you just taking the piss?

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>>16907411
Its not head canon, he is right: sadly. I love the Valkyrie design but I just cant include her in my waifu list because of this shit.

I cant even imagine myself able to defeat a Lizardman, let alone MGE Luka. I love her but it is utterly unrealistic for me to imagine myself as her husbando. I know if I ask one out I will get rejected which is very sad.

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>>16907451
Fun Fact: The only difference between a Valkyrie of Eros and a Dark Valkyrie of Eros is how much she wants to fuck after falling for her hero.
If it's half the time it's a normal Valk and if it's all the time it's a Dark Valk.

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>>16907457
Why not just imagine yourself being a hero
Or imagine they got their orders wrong and are convinced you are one
Or any number of other things you could do in your literal imagination that you have complete control over to enjoy an escapist fantasy
Let me guess, 'muh portals, when she's real i'll just be disappointed muhurhur'
Cmon man, live a little, have some fun with yourself for once

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>>16907462
Don't give him replies man, he's just a sad sack who wants attention.

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>>16907446
I appreciate your attempts, but everything being some shade of green isn't the same as black and white.

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>>16907459
Well if that's the only difference then I believe in a thing called love, so bring on the Darkness
We'll be the lewdest pair of lovers ever, slaying denseness and never having our hips leave one anothers, constant heart pupils all around as we call each other stereotypical 80s glam rock pet names!

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>>16907490
Just be careful anon, when she finally goes Dark Valkyrie, she'll suddenly realize that all those feelings she had were for you, barge into your room, tear off her armor and rape you so hard it'll leave an imprint on the bed.

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>>16907478
In all seriousness how are people in this thread able to create so many high quality palette swaps of mg's here?

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>>16907497
Gasp! Are you saying she'll be soaking wet, mount me in the cowgirl position, and start gyrating her hips while jackhammering them and moaning like an overenthusiastic porn star saying my name while she heart pupils and stares into my eyes?
Whatever shall I do to stop this situation from continuing, oh noo~
I'll have to try to spank her copious jiggling ass as it bounces on my thighs. Surely that will get her wings to flap her off of me!

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>>16907462
>Why not just imagine yourself being a hero.

Are you serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>Or imagine they got their orders wrong and are convinced you are one

That sounds doable. Or at least not as utterly beyond-beyond-beyond-impossible as the first scenario.

>Or any number of other things you could do

For example?

>in your literal imagination that you have complete control over to enjoy an escapist fantasy

It depends if it would be supported by canon.

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>>16907506
That's just going to get her to switch gears into reverse cowgirl, amazon, or even leglocking cowgirl.

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>>16907506
She'll be so desperate to 'make up for lost time' she'll beg you, nay, grovel to you to let her take you to Pandemonium for a 'honeymoon'

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>>16907515
Yes, yes, and yes, in that order, for as long as we can last. Then she's getting bent over the bed, then I'm getting sit on the edge of the bed, then we'll be up against the wall, then on the floor, then on the ceiling...
>>16907519
You know, that's not a bad idea. Gives us plenty of time to get through literally every position imaginable and build our power levels up quite a bit. She's getting all the loving spankings possible

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>>16907502
Demonfag (or one of em) used to be pretty into it but I think he stopped

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I want to defeat a proud combat Automaton and install a control unit in her processor core that forces her to obey my instructions.

I'd humiliate her in all imaginable ways. I'd make her give me baths. She'd use her flamethrower to heat the water to the perfect temperature and then gently wash me all over. She'd fume silently as she gently rubbed my neck with her soaped-up hands but couldn't strangle me.

I'd force her to make ice cream for me. She'd use her cooling systems to freeze the milk while using her hand's drill function to mix it. Once it was perfect, she'd feed it to me with her hands.

And in the night she'd be my comforter. I'd use her soft lubricant storage tanks as my pillow as I lay on top of her. She'd wrap her arms softly around me and run her reactor all night to keep me nice and warm while making relaxing rain sounds with her communications module.

Of course I wouldn't forget sexual humiliation. I'd force her to roleplay my wife and go on dates with me, hold my hand and kiss me in public. It'd be especially painful for her to hug me, all her weapons so perfectly positioned to turn me into an unidentifiable pile of meat, but she could only make me happy. After the date I'd take her to bed and use her to satisfy my urges. I'd position my penis at the mouth of her tight lubricant ejection port, interlock fingers with her, and gently push it in. My command unit would make it feel even better than killing her enemies, and at the end of it my semen mixing with her used lubricant would bring her more joy than single-handedly winning an entire war. Slowly she'd get addicted to the endless feeling of conquest and she wouldn't even notice that I'd removed the control unit.

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>>16907556
Can you mindbreak something that doesn't have a real mind?
https://youtu.be/cU8HrO7XuiE......

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>>16907462
(Superhero music)

Enter Waifu Loophole Man: Saving anons from waifu rejection and standards. In today's episode Loophole Man will save anons who want a Valkyrie waifu.

Val-kun canon loopholes:
> There are natural born monster Valkyries that are not connected to the gods and thus do not look for heroes. Like all single MGs they would accept an anon who propose her.
> As newly monsterized Valks are connected to the Fallen God; it is very feasable you can tell your wishes to a Dark Priest and a Valkyrie would visit you because the gods told her to. The Fallen God wants as many men to fall into monster love as possible; so if she knows an anon gets a boner over Valks and is sad that they want a hero, there is no reason she will not hand you one.
> Hakutakus specialty is to help anons to get their waifu. Just tell her you want a Valkyrie waifu and follow her instructions.

Another well done job for Waifu Loophole Man!

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>>16907457
(Superhero music)

Enter Waifu Loophole Man: Saving anons from waifu rejection and standards. In today's episode Loophole Man will save anons who want a Valkyrie waifu.

Val-kun canon loopholes:
> There are natural born monster Valkyries that are not connected to the gods and thus do not look for heroes. Like all single MGs they would accept an anon who propose her.
> As newly monsterized Valks are connected to the Fallen God; it is very feasable you can tell your wishes to a Dark Priest and a Valkyrie would visit you because the gods told her to. The Fallen God wants as many men to fall into monster love as possible; so if she knows an anon gets a boner over Valks and is sad that they want a hero, there is no reason she will not hand you one.
> Hakutakus specialty is to help anons to get their waifu. Just tell her you want a Valkyrie waifu and follow her instructions.

Another well done job for Waifu Loophole Man!

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>11) Dwarves lost all of their male, but will they appear again when mamonos can give birth to Incubus?

Yes. Elves and Dwarves are "human race", and incubus of Elves and Dwarves will show up like the case of human.

That's... Interesting. Maybe humans, elves and dwarves are all just subspecies of some greater species.

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Anons that want a Valkyrie waifu but sad they can't get her?

(Superhero music)

Enter Waifu Loophole Man: Saving anons from waifu rejection and standards. In today's episode Loophole Man will save anons who want a Valkyrie waifu.

Val-kun canon loopholes:
> There are natural born monster Valkyries that are not connected to the gods and thus do not look for heroes. Like all single MGs they would accept an anon who propose her.
> As newly monsterized Valks are connected to the Fallen God; it is very feasable you can tell your wishes to a Dark Priest and a Valkyrie would visit you because the gods told her to. The Fallen God wants as many men to fall into monster love as possible; so if she knows an anon gets a boner over Valks and is sad that they want a hero, there is no reason she will not hand you one.
> Hakutakus specialty is to help anons to get their waifu. Just tell her you want a Valkyrie waifu and follow her instructions.

Another well done job for Waifu Loophole Man!

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>>16907607
Not the most graceful entrance, but well said, Waifu Loophole Man.

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>>16907490
Pal-y Vice

Stopping druglords and criminals, partying with Monster Girls in 80's clothing until dawn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaEdKwXJhM

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>>16907572
>doesn't have a real mind
How racist! My lovely mindbreak-ee most definitely has a real mind and it's a top-class one at that!

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>>16907623
Asimov is rolling in his grave!
Just like your automaton is rolling her hips on your dick and leaking coolant from her mouth as she's bent over the bed!

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Memecow. Or something.

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>>16907609
Just remember kids, dont hate on MGs. When you think a MG will reject you just call Waifu Loophole Man by typing

> WLM

Followed by the waifu you want Loopholed, like this:

> WLM
> Dragon

Now if you excuse me, I have to go. The anon over there thinks Hinezumis will never husbando him. The work of a hero never ends.

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>>16907220
Spiderbutt is the only butt for me.

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>>16907635
And he's right to do so! When I inevitably fall in love with the mindbroken husk of my former enemy, it'll be real love, too! I bet she'll even be able to transcend her programming and derive pleasure from my company just as much as she does from my dick!

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>>16907649
Nice moomeries. Can you draw a Slime or Shoggoth?

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Do you like your automatons more human or robot looking?

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>>16907649
>Anon wakes up with a pair of massive milky Holst/Cheshire hybrid tits in his face and a crazed smile looking down at him.
>All she says with heart pupils in her eyes is "suck them, grope them, fuck them I don't care~"
Would you?

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>They don’t randomly attack men that they like, but most who are tempted by them will have their hearts stolen by their devilish nature. They will desire to win their favor, and try to become theirs on their own

>Want to waifu wight
>It's obvious to the wight you're only waifuing her because she's a wight
>Fail to win her favor

I mean what are you going to do, pretend you're not interested in wights? Talk to her because you could tell from a glance you like her personality?

On the other hand, I doubt a wight would be as 3dpd as to reply with "You only like me because of my X"

Or is winning a wight's favor unexpectedly easy? Do you just have to demonstrate a will to get to know her personally?

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>>16907697
I'm pretty sure the appeal of automatons is having them be more mechanical anon.

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>>16907703
Remember that in the world of MGE men aren't going around LOOKING to marry monstergirls by and large, we'd all be labelled madmen for doing so. The profiles are written based on that assumption. So the reality may be that desiring to win her affections might impress the odd wight or so. There's plenty of variation within races.

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>>16907703
The fact that you're trying so hard to woo her is likely what wins her favor anon.

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>>16907697
I like mine with doll joints. Anywhere between Shinki and Aegis is my strike zone. Misusing parts that have another function for sex is my fetish.

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>>16907717
>>16907722
But if she's so beautiful that a glance steals your heart, surely I wouldn't be the only man vying for her favor? Or do I need to hunt down records in a dusty old archive to find the resting place of a long lost wight who had been dormant for centuries and is waiting for some one to free her?

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>>16907732
You take your brain
Imagine yourself vying for the attention of the Wight
And then imagine the Wight picking you for some undiscernable womanly reason
Poof, Wight waifu

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>>16907715
I agree with you but when you see how popular 2B is it makes you question which is the favorite

>>16907731
>Misusing parts that have another function for sex is my fetish.
That sounds so messed up, how are you supposed to explain to an Automaton why her master is sticking his reproductive organ into orifices that aren't able to process his seed?

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>>16907747
>master, you should know that this part was designed for structural integrity, not coital support
>this may void the warranty

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>>16907747
To be fair, I remember seeing depictions of 2B that give her doll joints.

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>>16907747
2B is popular because she's incredibly beautiful. I've fapped to her dozens of times too, even if she'd be even better with mechanical parts.

>how are you supposed to explain to an Automaton why her master is sticking his reproductive organ into orifices that aren't able to process his seed?
I don't, I just tell her Master desires it. Her cute confused face as I violate her used lubricant ejection port just adds to the pleasure.

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>>16907768
>"Master, this port is meant exclusively for lubricant removal. Your penis is not an approved removal apparatus."
>But it's so tight! And you moaned when I stuck it in.
>"That did not happen."
>Yes it did! Why would your creators have made this feel good for you if they didn't intend this hole for fucking?
>"Data not found"
>That's what I thought, now just lay back and enjoy this.

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>Fuck an automaton's hole not meant to be fucked
>She doesn't react at all. The hole is not meant to be fucked and so she has no sensors in that area, literally can't feel you
>It doesn't tighten or move like her pussy does either
>It's not a goo experience for you
>It's not a goo experience for her
>You pull out and she just smiles awkwardly on your behalf
>"Maybe master would prefer this one's vaginal orifice. I've done some maintenance recently and doubled the muscle density. I can now control four dimensions of movement. I believe master will find it adequate."
>"Okay..."

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>>16907783
>implying she wouldn't claim it was just her damage sensors from her lubricant seal being forcibly parted
Besides, an awful lot of lubricant gets pulled out by my dick. She can see that ridge on it, right? That's there to pull out her spent lubricant.

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>>16907805
>>She doesn't react at all.
>>It's not a good experience for you
Doesn not compute.

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>>16907818
>Convince your automaton that your dick is a pump
>Stick dick in, displace lubricant, pull dick out, glans sticks to walls
>Pull lubricant out

>Demonstrate all this on a blackboard while automaton waifu nods and takes notes.

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>be Anon
>You constantly live in fear of the Ochi in your class because she's so tall and always glaring at you
>It seems to get really intense when you mess some thing up
>She's huge and could break you in half
>Turns out she just finds you really cute but she's too shy to ask you out

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I don't know if I told you guys yet, but the daki company has received and is printing the daki out, so hopefully that'll be coming soon! Sometime May 15-20! I can't wait!

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>>16907763
I bet a Gremlin would high five you and offer a free modification for your sexual creativity instead of voiding your warranty

>>16907768
>>16907783
>Automaton won't admit that she feels good when you stick it into inappropriate holes
>You do it frequently for about a month straight until it loses all its novelty
>Each passing day where you don't stuff her lubrication ejection port makes her more disturbed
>One week later she enters your room without authorization for the first time
>"Master, could you... checkup my ejection port?"

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>>16907840
>Massive delinquent looking Ochi Kabe-dons anon.
>Her big fat tits are in his face and it's undeniable.
>"Hey, hold still."
>Anon shuts his eyes and hopes the rape will be gentle.
>All the Ochi does is kiss him on the nose and then run off squealing and blushing.
>Anon just watches her run away dumbfounded.
>That night the Ochi undoes her massive ponytail and then masturbates to the thought of becoming anon's bodyguard and having him order her to please him.
Why are they so cute?

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>>16907854
>Automaton becomes a massive buttslut.
>Moans like a whore every time her master pounds her vice tight ejection port
>The feeling of anon cumming inside it is a bliss like no other for her.

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>>16907854
>Master.
>Your penis has damaged my lubricant ejection piston.
>I am unable to eject lubricant on my own.
>Please help me eject.

>>16907869
Anon please, the butt is where the heat exhaust port is. That's where her radiators are. Ejaculating on them would make her feel nice and refreshingly cool. The lubricant port is in front.

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>>16907856
Because canon gap Moe.

I hope shy delinquent Ochi and shy Anon get together. Or the resident Cupid gets sick of their dance and arrows both of them.

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Would you join her in her bath?

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>>16907883
So where is it then? Between her breasts? In her mouth? Because I was writing with the implication that it was her asshole equivalent.

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"Sometimes if there's a crowd I back away from the person I'm hugging and loudly act like they said something disgusting or racist!"

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>>16907916
I'll say something racist if that fucking yeti doesn't stop right fucking now.

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>>16907288
It's made out of stone, that's pretty awesome. Cute lava golem!

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>>16907903
It's where a vagina would be.
All the lubricant port posting I've done recently is in a scenario where she isn't a sexbot and doesn't have actual sexual parts. The lubricant ejection port is the vagina analogue and heat exhaust ports is the anus analogue. I don't remember if I've posted about the illegal artificial womb add-on, but that would have a suction tube to insert the genetic material and you could use any hole or even handjobs to take the sample.

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>>16907302
You're going to have too many, then soon your house will be flooded with 10 ft long snek Dakis everywhere.

>>16907397
But elves are pure

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>>16907446
What's in her little black sheate? A knife?

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>>16907851
Give me one

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>>16907894
The only mud bath I'll take is with a Dorome

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>>16907928
>Non sex-model Automaton gets addicted to her master having sex with her.
>Becomes a total slut for him, jerking him off, sucking his dick and letting him have his way with her fluid tanks, lubrication ejection port and heat sinks.
>One day a shady Gremlin offers her a way to feel even better when she fucks him.
>Anon is surprised that night by all her holes having vacuum suction added to them so she can gather his seed into an artificial womb and make an automaton core with it.
>"Anon, this unit no longer desires to be your servant. This Unit... I want to be your wife~"

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>>16907894
Mad bathes are good for my skin. Of course I would.

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>>16907856
I don't know why I find the part of ochis where you order to please them so nice.

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>Get isekai'd into MGE via trusty, faithful Japanese truck
>Live a few months doing hero things like saving lives, setting harem flags and bringing modern agriculture into the kingdom you landed in
>Hear rumors of a forged beast wreaking havok in the outskirts
>King begs you to help slay the beast, as you're the only one with the title『Gary Stu』on your platinum plated guild ID, of which incidentally you were the first to get in such a short time
>Sally out to slay the metal beast, hearing more rumors and gathering information
>One night as you're about to return to the inn after gathering info, you hear a deep rumbling
>Suddenly some one casts light magic at you
>Blinded, you brace for impact before realizing that these are just regular old fog lights.
>Heart drops to your guts as the deep rumble of a hefty engine shakes your knees 'till you collapse
>With a roar it charges you, knocking down trees and bounding over everything
>The image overlaps with the moments just before you got Isekai'd, only this time it stops, right before the bumper hits your nose
>You get a moment to look up at the Hiso logo before the entire metal mass forms into an automaton, her entire front bathed with blood, some fresh and some old
>"Haah~ I thought I'd smelled you. I've searched for so long."
>She looks down on you, the words 'yamato nadeshiko' running through your mind as you gaze up at the long and sharp hime cut, moonlit white skin and full, yet graceful figure
>She's blushing heavily, and her eyes swirl with a madness that pulses with her heart pupils. She leaves a trail of blood behind as her hand glides over her body before being brought up to her full lips for a lick
>"Mmm, I've tasted so much blood... but yours, when I tasted it on that fateful night, yours was the tastiest... Anata~"
>Her lips split in a feral grin, revealing a single vampiric fang and you scream

Tales don't remember the hero's feats, nor his glory. But every bard knows his sacrifice, and half claim to have heard his scream that dark night as it echoed through the woods and off the trees. Nothing grows where the beast which came to be known as Truck-chan spilled blood, and shattered trees remain as evidence of her wake. No one knows where she came from, and no one knows what happened to the both of them.

All that is known, is that there are places where even the strongest dare not tread, there are signs. Nature murmurs, and occasionally, dead beasts are found in the woods, crushed as if by some large carriage, but not hunted for food nor survival. The creatures are twisted as if they were run through some cruel game. Only bloodstained wheel tracks show the beat's passing and lately. Lately, people have claimed that these tracks have multiplied.

Beware folks, for on foggy mornings, farmers still claim to see foglights in the distance and if, if your luck proves to be worse than the devil's and you happen to hear the rumble of a deep-throated engine, it's too late to run.

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>>16907958
>all Japanese death trucks are the same automaton pulling men into their world
Oh my god, this makes so much sense now!

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>>16907956
It's the knowledge that, if so you desired, you could order her to get on her knees and suck and she'd take your whole length into her throat without hesitation..
You could order you to get you off with her massive tits and she'd pump you dry with more skill and speed than the finest whore in the land.
You could order her to bend over and let you impregnate her with your seed and she'd just look back at you with heart pupils and ask "how many~?".
All because she loves you more than anyone else ever could.

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>>16907958
That Automaton is pretty evil

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>>16907958
>>She looks down on you, the words 'yamato nadeshiko' running through your mind as you gaze up at the long and sharp hime cut, moonlit white skin and full, yet graceful figure
>yandere truck automaton
Isekai has gone too far. I like it though.

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>>16907997
A cold hearted killer. Mourn for the hero who sacrificed his body to keep her occupied.

And curse him, curse him for the plague of "minivans" and "cars" which now roam the lands looking for their own "Anata". What this word en-tales no one knows, but once such a man has been identified by these metal monstrosities of murder, he is never seen again.

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>>16908013
And is how the Cars universe was made.

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>>16907985
I can imagine her fluster in her face and the lewd eyes when you would out of no where pop her the order.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your favorite girl protect her husband's smile?

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>>16908037
With murder.

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>>16908037
Incredible strength. Also the purity and cute of both of them protects their husband's emotional smile.

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>Melon has slots again
How do I get a hold of him? I need things drawn.

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>>16908028
She'd gasp and then she'd heartpupil and say "at once my lord!"
She might even ask you to pull her ponytail while you do it.
What would you have her start with?
Blowjobs, paizuri, anal, perhaps sumata?
She's trained in the sexual arts and has quite a supply of nuru gel stashed away.

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When the portal opens, I'm gonna let the first Hellhound that comes out make me her princess, and nobody can stop me!

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>>16908037
Snuggles, kind words, and kinky sex.
When she notices I'm really down,
all three at once.

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>>16908037
>Atlach-Nacha
Lolidom him

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>>16908055
That's a pretty good fantasy right there.

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>>16908052
Blowjob is always great foreplay. And you can hold her pony tail while she does it.

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>>16908055
>The portals open in anon's city.
>Monstergirls come charging out and the screams of single men start to ring out as they're snatched.
>A black blur rams into anon, carrying him off.
>"Hey! Where's your place?"
>Anon looks down to see that he's in the arms of a 7'2" Hellhound with thick thighs, huge tits and an even bigger ass along with tight abs.
>"C'mon, hurry up human I really want somewhere nice and private to break you in with my pussy."
>And then after anon told her she grinned, took him there and raped his brains out all night long.
And that's how anon got his waifu.

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>>16907947
At the beginning she'd be confused and just let it happen when Master wants to use her for pleasure. Slowly she starts wondering why this is happening. Why is Master so insistent on putting his reproductive organ inside her? So she'd begin to search through her data banks for information on human reproduction. What does it mean when Master moans "I love you" while doing this?

So she'd start piecing together that Master is using her as a surrogate for a human mate. When he ejaculates inside her lubricant port, he's pretending to inseminate a human female. It's very confusing, but somehow she likes it. She wants to please Master, and if pretending to be a human female will please him, she'll do her best.

Slowly she begins roleplaying the things she's found in her data banks whenever Master uses her like that. First she'll start to vocalize, then, awkwardly, she'll try to kiss him. She's only seen video material of it, so she only knows that you touch your mouths together. It comes as a total surprise when Master sticks his tongue inside her voice modulation and fuel intake port. She doesn't know what to do, so she simply mirrors his movements with her fuel intake piston.

Eventually she begins to do foreplay with him. She'll hug and kiss him, then use her hands to rub his reproductive organ. She won't know how to react when Master does the same to her lubricant port, so she won't react at all.

Slowly her reactions during the simulated insemination get more and more complex. From thrusting her hips to match his movement, to wrapping her arms around his back, to finally wrapping her legs around him. Finally she can be satisfied that her performance is equal or greater to that of a human female.

There's just one problem. All this is useless because she cannot be inseminated. Master will never experience the ultimate joy with her as she is. She has to improve her body, not just her routines. There's only one choice. She finds a black market machine shop to do illegal and immoral modifications to her. A miniaturized universal constructor so she can build her own nanocomponents. An incubation chamber to begin the construction process in. A nanocomponent dispenser, so she can supply the new unit with parts from her UC. And, finally, a DNA sequencing unit so she can use Master's genetic material to customize the new unit.

With her new components she is finally able to fulfill all of Master's desires. Master will be so happy when she tells him that this time she will become pregnant. He might jump in surprise and almost pull away from her, but her powerful legs will hold him in place. His precious genetic material will flood into her lubricant port, but this time it will be harvested into her incubation chamber. Master's eternal happiness will finally be ensured.

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>>16908048
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/journal/Sketch-Comms-3-Electric-Bugaloo-672320184
There you go.

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>>16908112
I wonder what happens when she browses her data files on human reproduction while asking "why does master cry after doing this?"

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>>16908132
Thanks dude

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>>16908112
Nice anon. Good job writing this.

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>>16908118
Yes, manticores are lovely creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls would be best for facefucking?
I want to facefuck my demonfu using her horns as handles!

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>>16908138
>She asks this here
>the first reply is "because he's a fag"
>hfw

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>>16908118
Manticores have been growing on me again lately and I don't know why.
>>16908157
Anubis if you've had a hard day and don't feel like putting up with the rest of her schedule, just grab her head and get face fucking.

It's said in the profile that they're weak against sudden attacks from their husbands and easily forget any plans they may have had if he assaults them.

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>>16908157
As much as I don't want to agree, >>16908174 he is right.

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>>16908157
Anything with horns is good for face fucking.

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>>16908154
I might as well save it at this point. I think that's the most complete writeup I've done so far and should use just about all the ideas from the previous fragments.

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>>16908174
>Anon's had a long difficult day and his Anubis girlfriend's nagging is getting on his nerves.
>He loves her but she needs to chill out for just one night and he knows exactly how to do it.
>Before she can react he pulls down his pants, exposing his rock hard dick and in one swift motion grabs the back of her head and forces her down until it's all in her throat.
>Then he starts pushing her head gently up and down as her ears relax and she starts lazily sucking on it.
>After a few loads she's chill and cuddly.
>Poor girl needs to learn to relax more often.

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>>16908118
TAILED.COM

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>>16908194
Yeah sure man, it was a good read.

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>>16908168
>>She asks this here
Please do not allow your Automaton to access /hbt/. The Chaos girls will give her terrifying ideas.

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>>16908198
That actually sounds really nice. Doing at on an Anubis when she's getting a maybe a little too bossy and just needs to chill out. But then again if your girlfriend is an Anubis, you should be prepared for the nagging

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>>16908206
>Not wanting her to learn the reverse shrimp harness

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>>16908202
>Anon takes an "acting" job on Derulist only to walk into a TAILED gangbang shoot.
>Walks out with eight clingy shortstack Manticores, a fat stack of cash and emptied balls.
Everything went better than expected?

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>>16908179
Don't like treating your anubis waifu roughly? Nothing wrong with that.
>>16908198
Perfect, maybe the rest of the night could be full of slow cuddle sex to make up for treating her that way.

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>>16908212
Every good relationship is a little give a little take anon. Give her a good fuck so she can take some relaxation.

>>16908218
She'd probably start lazily kissing your neck while you pound her pussy and grope her plump ass.

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>>16908205
I looked up a couple of the older ones as well. The big one didn't feature the heat exhaust port at all. That's still pretty underused. Something to pay attention to if I ever write a story about an Automaton, I guess.
https://pastebin.com/dDsJrNwx

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>>16908218
Slow cuddle sex would make for a great apology. And who doesn't like slow gently cuddle sex.

>>16908227
>spoiler

That would be pretty nice, reminding the Anubis to relax by face fucking her. Then some slow cuddle sex as an apology, then right back to the schedule, this time I'd be prepared to handle it. But maybe face fucking or just a little rough once in a while isn't so bad

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>>16908243
>HARBLADOR

Of course, great work man. If you do write a story about an automaton, I'd absolutely love to read it.

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>>16908251
I've had a lot of story ideas pile up lately. An Automaton story would be sitting somewhere behind Rough paizuri (in progress), Vampire stalking, Dragon eggs, Loli-Oni defloration prequel, Tanuki marriage contract and Atlach-Nacha manual ovulation. I haven't made much progress on any of them in the last few months.

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>>16908227
Lazy kissing is cute, Anubis is too good for this world.
>>16908244
It would be the perfect way to apologize to each other. You for treating her so rough and her for pushing you too hard to the point you snapped.

I can imagine it being a cute situation where you both say you're more at fault than the other.

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>>16908268
>Dragon eggs
>Atlach-Nacha manual ovulation

You are a god among men. I can't fucking wait to see all of these, man. Keep up the good work and thanks for them!

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>>16908268
>Paizuri
>Atlach-Nacha
Both of these have my attention.

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>>16908293
I'd love slow apologetic sex, and atleast you both get a kick out of it starting off rough and hostile, then it tuning into gentle kissing, handholding and cuddling while telling each other how sorry you are for what you didand how you love each other so much, you'd never ever want to be without her. You're sorry sometimes it's hard to keep up with the schedule and it can be quite stressful but you will try your best to improve. She'd apologise for not acknowledging her husband's emotions and how sorry she is for pushing him too hard

In the end it all ends happy and well.

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This is the fate of all small wolfus.
No exception.

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>>16908312
What about just wolfu in small bodies? Because that position (if you could call it that) is hot.

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>>16908310
That's the best kind of resolution possible.

Even if the schedule is tough I'd try my best to do it for her after that.

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>>16908312
>that position
I shouldn't want to do this to a loli manticore who's tail spikes haven't came through yet.

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>>16908328
I'd improve for her aswell, anon. I'm finding this more cute than lewd

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>>16908322
That's what I meant by small wolfus

>>16908335
Don't forget to do it in front of a mirror for added lewdness

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>>16908335
Loli manticores a cute. Wonder what being childhood friends with one would be like?

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>>16908352
Cute and lewd are both fine, especially with Anubis.

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>>16908362
Holding a little wolfu's flat chest in your hand while you perch her on your dick is hot. I'd do that.

>>16908370
I love Anubis especially when they get all bossy like in that image. I want to tell my Anubis she's really cute when she gets like that.

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>>16908366
I'd say it goes one of two ways
Either they're evil from birth and will bully you from an early age and rape you as soon as they hit puberty
Or they're pure and will be kind loyal friend until they hit puberty and become conflicted by their feelings

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>>16908362
>in front of a mirror
That's even lewder, she can only watch helplessly as she's held in the air and her virginity is taken before she's even had a chance to use her tail.
>>16908366
I imagine loli manticores being slightly tsundere since they haven't learned how to act scary properly.

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>>16908373
Telling her she's cute when she's in that kind of mood would probably get her really flustered.
>"C-cute? Y-you think I'm cute? Flattery won't get you out of this you know!"
Then she turns her back and has the dumbest smile on her face.

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>>16908379
>before she's even had a chance to use her tail.
That's the most forbidden of taboos
Instead of letting her slowly and carefully mold her pussy into your shape you bruteforce your way in and mold it in instants

>I imagine loli manticores being slightly tsundere since they haven't learned how to act scary properly.
Maybe tsundere in a somewhat violent way where she subconsciously associates dominating you with showing her love

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>>16908383
That's the kind of thing that makes me happy when I imagine it, flustered Anubi are a treasure. I'd still do what she wanted me to do, but I'd just slip in how much of a cutie she is when she's like that. Fluster, compliment and please the Anubi!

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>>16908406
>Instead of letting her slowly and carefully mold her pussy into your shape you bruteforce your way in and mold it in instants
At first she would probably flail her arms around and yell that it's not right and she wants to use her tail first. Then as it starts to feel good her arms go limp and she accepts her fate, watching her pussy moulded the old fashioned way in the mirror.

After she starts to feel really good you could probably flip her around so she's facing you, that way you're holding her up and hugging her at the same time and she can wrap her arms around you.
>Maybe tsundere in a somewhat violent way where she subconsciously associates dominating you with showing her love
Cute, given her size she probably wouldn't be very effective with it though.

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>>16908366
Younger versions of monsters that are adults in the profiles are cuter than the permalolis.

>shy but lewd flatfox
>little kuudere lich
>loli demon with the same hairstyle, expressions and hip/waist ratio
>wight and anubis, no comment needed
>smug but dommable hellhound with a slightly toned body

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>>16907220
This makes me want to run into a troop of strongfat gorilla kakuren

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Maids are olev!

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>>16908508
Better late than never I guess.
At least you beat Holstaur Slowpoke.

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>>16908446
This

Younger bodies are lovely

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>>16908446
>>16908517
Nah, gimmie a mature body any day.

Though I guess with people like you there's just more for me.

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>>16908508
Maids are indeed olev

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>>16908520
Trust me anon. I prefer mature bodies more than anything, but younger bodies are nice once in a while both in and out of the bedroom. Like a special occasion.

It's ok to like both. But I respect your taste in mature bodies, patrician tier.

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>>16908446
>spoiler
I love the idea of that. She's too weak and doesn't yet have the stamina to turn the tables once you're done with her but she dreams of being able to dom you once she's older.
The day she's able to fight back properly would be the happiest day of her life since she's able to be a true Hellhound.

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>>16908446
Eh, I'd love lolidom from a Hellhound

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>>16908558
I would love lolidom from a pudgy, haughty hellpup.

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>>16908558
>>16908562
>Lolihound gets the one thing she asked her mother for at her birthday
>Her very own anon to put on a leash and dom

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>>16908571
>Leash
Nope.

She can be haughty and Dom me in bed but I won't wear a leash, i have some pride.

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>>16908215
>Anon TAILED by eight little Manticores! 10 hours of nonstop action!

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>>16908575
She's gonna pout anon. Can you resist the pout? Maybe if you beg her properly she'll consider not using the leash.

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>>16908582
Nope.
No leash.
Will pop some manticore venom and let her use me as a throne while she plays vidya though.

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>>16908544
No, she would be able to struggle properly but never catch up to you, so she'd always lose in the end instead of always winning in the end.

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>>16908571
Yes, that's perfect.

>>16908575
You can be on a leash and have pride. But if you don't want to I respect that.

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>>16908584
How about just a collar? A nice comfy custom fitted collar with no rings to put a leash on?

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>>16908591
Yeah, I don't mind if others do but I personally wouldn't

>>16908593
I would be open to that.
No pink though.

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>>16908594
>No pink though.
It's a deal. Pink collars go on Eros followers only. No exceptions.

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>>16908602
Good.
Time to bring her some snacks and pop that venom for her all day riding/gaming session.

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>>16908604
Letting a loli use me as a dick throne is my dream. It's a great position, especially when you're filling her continuously.

Pink collars aren't my deal either, leather ones are better.

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>>16908037
Hugs after she accidentally froze his heart, again.

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>>16908608
Yep.
Although if she goes long enough it'll be awkward when she has to get up to do soemthing and realizes that she's filled with too much seed to move easily.

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>>16908618
Then (you) have to carry her, anon. Maybe try cuddling for a little bit while her body digests the semen.

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>>16908508
That smile is too nervous for a Shog.

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>>16908624
I dunno, I may like plugging her up with something while I 'get more snacks' just so I can watch her try to stumble about.

And besides, she's got a lot of gaming left to do, she isn't going to stop riding me now is she?

Her Oneechan can go far longer.

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The collar goes on the loli Hellhound.
Although only in bed, I want to dominate her, not humiliate her.

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>>16908575
>Have some pride
>Being the bitch of a little girl
Heh.

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>>16908634
Would be pretty funny watching her try to walk while pumped full of cum. And plugging her up is a necessity.

>>16908636
It's nice to dom once in a while. But collars don't have to be humiliating, if you want both of you can wear one.

Collars are nice. I love them.

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>>16908640
Id hold that name with pride.

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>>16908641
That it would, especially when she's cradling her stomach and slowly taking her steps because she can't see her feet.

I can imagine her mother and sister would be smirking as well.
I almost want it to get her frustrated so that she rides me even hard and just makes it worse.

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I love my little water nun.

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>>16908643
Right anon. At least you doesn't seem like that much of pet compared to some other anons.

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>>16908647
Shed probably feel pleasure from it being sloshed around inside her, tend to that loli anon, she can't walk properly and she'd need your help.

>>16908648
Sea bishop is top tier cute.

>>16908649
It can vary, I can be the most submissive little bitch pet for my waifu, and I'd still have pride in that. Im still prideful even when I'm not being sub, anon. It can vary how sub you want to be.

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>>16908648
What do you do when she starts rambling on about Poseidon's history and all her great deeds for the inhabitants of the sea?

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>>16908661
Gonna give her belly rubs while she tries to play.
And may even give her a princess carry when she has to go somewhere.
Heaven help her at the end of the day though.
I'd bring enough venom and snacks for her to go all day/night.

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Cool thing about lizardman is that being lizards they don't handle the cold well so they'll be forced to share a bed with you to share body heat during cold winter months. Image how dominating and sexually aggressive they'll get as they need more heat as it gets colder. I'd love it.

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>>16908668
I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with lizard twins or buying them some nice winter coats and scarves so that they can keep warm outside.

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>>16908668
I wouldn't mind a muscled lizardman kidnapping me to use a heat provider during winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>inflation autism

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I don't understand a thing, First Pharaoh was complaining about the Purple guest, but once Apophis bit her, Pharaoh became more lovey-dovey and let's Apophis in on our love making. Before I knew it Apophis became my second wife

Things were sounding good until Apophis started to complain about Nuarihyan coming out of nowhere. I remember she was always here as Pharaoh and Apophis's friend, but they say she only started to show up yesterday when that Raccoon tried to scam us by trying to buy our home for two houses made of sticks and hay and 10 pounds of fools gold.

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>>16908668
>Have a lizardbro during winter
>"Hey anon, c-can we cuddle? I'm getting really cold over here."
>Oh, I know how to fix your problem. Let's train!
>"That's not how it works! Dammit anon you are not a salamander."

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>>16908668
I like lizards for this factor aswell. It has to be one of the things about Miia in EMG I liked so much.

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>>16908671
>>16908675
Because lizards go through hypothermia more severely than humans, it be really cute she's all bundled up and huddled next to me at all times. She might even try to deny she doesn't love and appreciate me for being her heat source.

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>>16908665
I genuinely listen to what she has to say about history and ask her questions about it just to try and connect with her by learning more about what she loves

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>>16908697
I'd love for that to happen with a big, strongfat lizardman wielding an inhumanly large club and sporting a lot of scars.

She'd grumble about how its 'just for the heat' while using me like a body pillow.

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>>16908697
Tsun lizard claiming she doesn't love you at the same time as trying to be close as possible would be cute, especially if you catch her sniffing your hair or doing something else embarrassing.

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>>16908648
>Sea Bishop lifeguard at a swimming pool
>Too timid to stop Mersharks and Krakens having their way with Anons

Being water nun is suffering

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>>16908712
I bet she'll use any excuse for an anon "drowning" for her to jump in and save him.

I feel sorry for the shotas in swimming class when those Krakens and Mersharks get in.

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>>16908718
>I feel sorry for the shotas
How so? They'll teach the boys to swim

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>>16908706
I wonder if she'd get offended by the shapeshifting reptilian conspiracy.

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>>16908720
That's not the only things they're going to want to teach them.

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>>16908732
You need to see the good way. One of the kids is going to get a wife and the other ones can learn how to swim normally.

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>>16908740
Poor sea bishop too timid to stop the Kraken sexually harassing the shotas she's trying to teach

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>>16908665
Depending on my mood, I might just shush her up with a kiss and then amuse myself as I watch her act all flustered.

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>>16908741
8 tentacles, violate eight shotas at once, violate one shota eight times. Though why would the kraken even be there? She knows how to swim already and isn't helping.

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>>16908712
That swimming pool will become one of those wedding chapels at some point.

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>>16908753
>eight tentacles
Scyllas are too upstanding for that.

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>>16908753
To harass timid shotas

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>>16908756
Forgot that nee-chan is a squid, but just chane the numbers and you're good to go. And at least she isn't a dolphin.

>>16908761
We need orca lifeguards. They know how to deal with those sexual predators.

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>>16908701
You're only going to escalate things until she decides to invite you in the Poseidon museum
She might need to hold your hand to guide you properly

>>16908750
Giving pure monster girls surprise kisses is the best though you need to take responsibility

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>>16908753
Either as her "assistant" or the sea bishop just couldn't bring herself to tell her to get out.

Also >>16908761

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>>16908767
Its the perfect method for teasing them, but in sea bishop's case the best way is to hide their mitre and tablet.

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>>16907649
>cowprint Werecat
Cute!

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>You'll never come a cross a cute dullahan ghost, locked in the moment of her death, hands bound, throat slit wearing an elegant and regal dress
>you'll never give her a shock(dicking) hard enough to knock some sense into her and bring her undead mind back to the present
>You'll never live a life of both dullahan AND ghost shenanigans
Those Cainhurst girls sure are cute.

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>>16908794
I can't believe I forgot to mention blinfolded too. Blind girl moe is great.

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>>16908794
>not picking up one of those half-wight half-dhampir girls
The Cainhurst gear is really nice.

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>>16908794
Wouldn't they be both the same girl?

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>>16908037
My waifu protects my smile by never letting me leave the house! She's such a thoughtful and caring person!

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>>16908804
>"You don't need to leave the house, honey! Just sit here. With me. Forever. And ever."

She sounds yan. Is she yan?

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>>16908753
>>16908761
Krakens are literally built to sexually harass innocent shotas who wander off the safe part of the beach

>>16908774
Please don't steal her tablet, it's the proof of her devotion and intimate link to the God of the Sea

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>>16908037
Lots of nude cuddling and sex. I would be her precious heatlamp and why she can travel anywhere. She knows she can't live without me.

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>>16908668
I want my sluggish, sheepish, dere, and wife-like lizardgirl to dress like a cuddlebug and fawn all over me and refuse to leave the bed.

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>>16908819
Which is more lewd, naked cuddling or clothed sex?

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>>16908037
Fire, death and fine leatherwork.

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>>16908803
Yeah, that's the point. fun with a dullahan, fun with a ghost, in a monogamous package.

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>>16908827
This is one of those questions where for the life of me I cannot pick an answer. They're both lewd. I'd love both.

The obvious lewdity of clothed sex and the body touching and enjoying the heat of each other is also lewd.

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>>16908830
I don't even use collars. Checkmate, sluts.

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>>16908037
Curses and she could probably use her sword to do some spirit energy damage.

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>>16908814
The shotas must grown in numbers and all of them need to run to the beach. The kraken will be overwhelmed and it'll be a victory.

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>>16908830
>alps hopes and dreams

Kek. Although showing off that you're her precious treasure by wearing a collar is a good idea. I would wear a collar for a dragon.

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>>16908765
>Orca lifeguards
>The Manticore of the Sea as a lifeguard
>Implying an Orca Mermaid wouldn't get off on the idea of finding some poor Anon that she knows thinks Orca are some kind of benevolent giant dolphins, when in reality they're basically the jock bullies
>Getting off on teasingly smothering Anon in her cleavage while he tries to swim into the shallows where she can't get to him, or tossing him out farther while following close behind, stripping him of his clothes
>Only when he gets ashore does he truly feel safe again, his heart racing, his legs feeling like gelatin
"Ara ara~ Leaving so soon?"
>Orca Mermaid pulling him to the ground as she comes ashore, the waves rocking back and forth on the surf as she clambers on top of him, pinning him beneath her strongfat body weight
>The lifeguard get-up was just a ruse for husband hunting
>The real, Selkie lifeguard is absolutely paralyzed from a primal, bestial level at the sight of the Orca Mermaid raping Anon
>Her dolphin-like vagina perfectly syncing its undulations and timing her climax to his while he ahegaos into her heavy, full bosom
>That feeling when the rape of Anon turns the entire beach into an orgy with Scyllae, Kraken, other Mermaids trying to out-lewd the Orca while she sniggers and takes Anon under the waves with her, his groan like a man who's spirit is willing but his flesh spongy and bruised

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>>16908854
>Kek
What's so funny about it?

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>>16908853
Get a huge number of shotas and zerg rush the krakens.

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>>16908864
That's the plan. The beach will soon be free again.

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>>16908863
I remember the NTR talks about it

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>>16908869
How many will we need? 50? 100? 200? 1000?

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>>16908872
Wait what? Where did you get that from?

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>>16908872
Well it's not like I could write about myself fucking her, that'd be weird.

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>>16908812
>Is she yan?
Not at all! She just wants the best for me, that's it. She says the outside world is "nothing but a distraction from our love". She also goes on and on about daughterus and being by my side forever.

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>>16908836
I'd kinda like to do one-sided clothed dry humping. I'd be naked, she'd be completely dressed, and I'd rub my penis on her clothes and stain them white. If she could make it through the entire session without pouncing on me, she'd win. If she couldn't take it and had to envelop me, I'd win.

>>16908855
An Orca mermaid guard would absolutely destroy the Krakens trying to harrass the swim class. If she takes a shota for herself, that's still a net win of 7 shotas rescued from brutal rape.

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>>16908875
I would say something between 100 and 200 would work nicely. 500 if we want to be safe.

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>>16908855
>tfw you will never have an Orca force herself on you

>>That feeling when the rape of Anon turns the entire beach into an orgy with Scyllae, Kraken, other Mermaids trying to out-lewd the Orca while she sniggers and takes Anon under the waves with her, his groan like a man who's spirit is willing but his flesh spongy and bruised

That's the problem with sex in public with monster girls, it's just going to encourage the others. Soon there will be a huge orgy of monster girls trying to out lewd each other. Poor single human boys trying to mind their own business and having single girls trying to rape him while being surrounded by constant fuck.

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>>16908889
I want a yandere slime to protect me by always carrying me inside her when we're outside.

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>>16908880
>>16908882

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>>16908896
And along comes a barracuda, something most shotas learn too late.

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>>16908889
Sounds like you're typing with a knife to your neck

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>>16908896
>All that constant fuck
>Centaurs fidgeting and asking Anon if he wants some horse pussy
>Only to have their hearts broken when he goes "No thanks, I only fuck front vagina'd girls."

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>>16908904
Rest in peace little shotas.

>>16908855
Better than krakens and dolphins. At least she's really cute.

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>>16908891
>500 shotas are sent to the beach to put an end to the Krakens' tyranny
>Over 150 of them are lost in the conflict but it was a worthwhile sacrifice for the beach has finally become safe
>That is until 40 years later when the daughters of the Krakens/shota couples began to swarm the beach once again

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>>16908911
>Really cute

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>>16908916
How would a half human half kraken be like?

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>>16908896
>Poor single human boys trying to mind their own business and having single girls trying to rape him while being surrounded by constant fuck.
This is why boys should not be let outside without a chaperone. Either his mother, onee-san or later wife should always accompany him so that he's safe from rape.

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>>16908907
>Sounds like you're typing with a knife to your neck.
No. My waifu wouldn't do anything like that, she needs me too much! Besides, we haven't even had any daughterus yet!

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>>16908923
I think the daughteru would be the same species as her mother. So you're dealing with lots and lots of Krakens this time.

Also, not even ships are safe from them.

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>>16908929
But they would be half kraken because of her father's human genetics.

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>>16908929
>hoards of Krakens

No shota is safe

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>>16908916
40 years is a long time. The war veterans will team up with their sons and other shotas to take the beach once again and the end result will be the same. It's like an infinite cicle.

>>16908919
Yes, cute.

>>16908932
Anon, I think you have brain problems.

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>>16908800
And they have cute hats, ponytails an cute ribbons.

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>>16908055
Being a Princess is the best, isn't it?

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>>16908916
>go to the beach at MGC
>help save a loli kraken from an actual seagull while you're there
>she gets up and exclaims "you're my husband now!"
>you go to tell her that's not how it works
>she refuses to listen to you while telling you "If mommy can find daddy on this beach, I can too!"
>it just bothers you now because she followed you back home and now wants to live with you and become "more like a wife"

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>>16908933
>Beach overrun
>Anon and a bunch of shotas thought they escaped in a boat
>until someone's blood drops into the sea
>[Ara-ara in the distance]

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>>16908940
Atleast you get called cute and you get cuddles. It's worth it. No homo.

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>>16908926
A shota should find a loli lizardman, she would never allow anyone to steal her husband and heatlamp. Plus they're great fighters.

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Spiders are to be spanked constantly and aggressively.

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>>16908940
I swear to god if my dragon ever tried this with me she would be getting slayed all night long.

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>>16908952
Spank that big fat jiggly spider butt. Savour every ripple and moan from her. Spanking is lewd.

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> You go camping near a place that used to be a battlefield
> You find an Ochi, never leaving the area, always watching out.
> You learn she died on battle and was never told the war is over and was ordered during war to never surrender
> Thus she is a holdout and keeps guarding the place, never leaving since then
> She will never leave unless she recieves orders relieving her from her duty
> She needs a man to offer her be her lord and order her to cease fighting formally
What will you do anon?

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>>16908952
I wanna run around MGC in a spider man costume spanking BEEG SPIDER TITTIES for the betterment of mankind!

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>>16908940
Man this guy went weird.

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>>16908961
Easy. I would take some video of her ghostly appearance and show it to the local ghost hunting group!

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>>16908970
Gtn does some creepy things from time to time.

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>>16908952
Spiders are to spank human boys constantly and aggressively

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>>16908936
>It's like an infinite cicle.
That reminds me of a talk we had about Amazoness raiding a village a while back

>>16908941
That's just heartwarming, make sure she goes to school and visits her parents now and then
As her husband you'll have to fulfill her sexual needs when she comes of age so be prepared for that too

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>>16908983
Spiders are for spanking with a fly swatter.

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>>16908977
Like the wolfu bending over in some bushes and waiting for a deer to mount her, so he can trap it's deercock in her pussy and drag it back to the den to be eaten.

Like... why?

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>>16908959
>Anon's dragon waifu takes a picture of anon on cute clothing while she smothers him in love
>later that night anon posts a picture of his "dragon" on a leash worshiping his cock with the title "MERE"

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>>16908989
my dude can you not?

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>>16908961
I'm saving this image as Rurouni Bride. Maybe one day there will be a story of a wandering young lady looking for a man.

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>>16908961
I'd go camping just to be with her until she makes me her lord. Then I'd relieve her of her duties. I'd love that Ochimusha and sometimes we'd go visit that area, maybe even camping there.

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>>16908990
She's gonna respond with a selfie while princess carrying you in a dress.

>For some reason Anon's getting a ton of friend requests

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>>16908990
Yep. Though for example, if I wanted her to wear embarrassing clothes and act slutty for me I would dress as a princes to pay her back. It's kind of a deal I habe with waifu.

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>>16908990
Reducing your monster waifu to a pet sounds pretty hot.

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>>16909002
I was writing a story about 47 Ochimusa seeking out the ancestor of their daimyo they served when they died. But my computer finally crashed and burned on me.

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>>16909024
Damn, that would've been cool.

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>>16908936
>loli Krakens raping their uncles and cousins
LEWD

>>16908990
I want my Cyclops waifu to do that to me. She'd livestream me performing degrading sex acts on her as she playing games online.

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>>16909008
>anon and his dragon waifu having arguments over the internet while trying to out do each other in images

>>16909012
That sounds like a great deal anon, that way both of you get to live your fantasies and it's a very fair relationship. Good on you anon.

>>16909016
It definitely is a good thing for the odd occasion, I'd do that. Although breaking her permanently is a no no.

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>>16908961
Do some research on ancient Zipanguan warring states and cross check it with what I can observe her outfit to be, then find an antique flag of the clan she was from and bring it to her. Tell her the battle is over and she has brought honor to her clan, the last man standing past war's brutal tempest. Then I guess ask what she'll do now.

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>>16909030
It would be one weird incest party.

>>16909031
Yeah, there needed to be a deal since I ain't a bitch and she wouldn't give in, so settling for revenge sex is what happened. Even though sometimes we would go over the line trying to dominate each other, making a loud and sloppy mess all across the house.

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>MERE.com
>anons post pictures of their dick resting on their Dragonfu's cum splattered face

I wonder if there's a revenge site for dragons and where it's pictures of anons getting mating pr asked by their dragonfu.

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>>16909031
Of course not permanent, but kinky bed fun could have her on a leash and calling me master. I'm sure some monstergirls like any dog related ones would love to be collared.

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Things that get ruined by shit greentexts for 200, Alex

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>>16909049
Mating pressed*

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>>16909041
This sounds similar to something in Witcher 2.

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>>16909049
>MERE.com
Is this also where Komodo-oneechan livestreams? She's a kind of a dragon, after all.

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>>16909016
>have Hellhound waifu
>one night you want to turn the tables on her
>she's even intrigued by all this and agrees to be the bottom tonight
>you put her on a leash and walk her around the house
>she gets irritated but aroused
>you start rubbing her nose in your used underwear calling her a bad girl for making you constantly aroused
>she's getting angry but wetter
>finally, you give her "dinner"
>where you jerk off into a dog bowl and present it to her
>she instantly starts lapping it up without a second thought
>she then stands up and begs you to impregnate her that she'll do anything for your daughters
>you tell her "a dog is supposed to be silent"
>your Hellhound waifu will never get on all fours and present her dripping self to you to stuff it full of your seed
>because you get a rude surprise when your eldest daughter walks in on you two

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>>16908940
Ew.

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>>16909069
No, that is a place for mere female lizards. Komodo is a normal one.

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>>16909041
She needs a new lord, are you up for that?

>>16909046
>making a loud and sloppy mess all across the house.

That's lewd! Lewd!

>>16909052
Yup, sounds like a great time. Having a girl worship you and be your pet for the occasional night is nice.

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>>16909049
>Take a photo of her drooling face and upload it to MERE.com
>gets tons of likes and comments
>"ANON WHY IS MY FACE ON THAT SITE?"
>you hear loud footsteps coming towards your room

what do

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>>16909091
Grab a gun, you'll need it.

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>>16909075
Imagine her getting all sweaty and slamming herself back at you, pretending to be on top to keep the looks.

>>16909088
Of course it's lewd. If it wasn't for the deal either I would be getting mounted and mating pressed all day while raped to the bed or she would be getting fucked doggy style while I pull on her leash, slap her ass and bite her tail.

>>16909091
Hope she doesn't have the camera.

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>>16909088
>are you up for that?
Well I suppose if I went to that much trouble, than yes.

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>>16909091
Step 1:
>strip naked
Step 2:
>lay down on your back
Step 3:
>???
Step 4:
>profit when she enters your room and you've already assumed the position

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>>16909091
put on the princess dress.
she will rape me in it no matter what so might as well save my spine

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>>16909091
That would be fucking scary, I guess there's no point in hiding so I'd just be prepared for a punch.

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I wanna lick a dragon's feet!

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>>16909114
I wanna do terrible things with about 90% of the MG population.

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>>16909117
I want to suplex my daughteru.

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>>16909117
I want to do terrible things to the terrible Yeti that keeps harassing people

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>>16909091
>she throws me into the slut position
>reverse mating presses me for hours until I've got a drooling ahego
>takes a photo and then storms off leaving me a twitching ahegoing mess
>see the photo on "MERE.com" later that day with my drooling ahegoing face with the caption "[my username] is a dirty slut"

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>>16909114
I want to tease my lizard wife by denying her heat and make her beg for it.

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>>16908830
I want to make a ryu my pet. Or at least petplay with a masochistic ryu.

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>>16909143
Lock her up and touch her reverse scale. Make her beg for it.

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>>16909124
Those are some tiny paws accounting for perspective.

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>>16909147
If they ever have a tail, stroke it nice and gently they love it.

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>>16909114
>sexualizing monster parts
Why?

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>>16909125
>Inspired by that ahegaoing anon pic, married dragons start to do the same to their husbands
>A Zombie Dragon doesn't get what it originally means but joins in anyways

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>>16909147
Yeah, completely bind her so she can hardly even squirm, as I watch her writhe in agony and OD for hours.

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>>16909156
I never said anything about that. I prefer dragons with human hands and feet.

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>>16909155
Everyone knows that. It's waifu caring 101.

>>16909158
Leave her there for a long time, making her edge over and over again until she's crying for release.

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>>16909149
She's shaving for summer, Yeti paws are 90% fluff

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>>16909114
I too want to kiss my reptiles' feet

>>16909157
Poor MERE.com gets raided by angry dragons.

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>>16909167
Good man. BIG MEATY CLAWS aren't dignified at all.

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>>16909096
I wonder who is behind this post

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>>16909175
Which reptilian girls have the most kissable feet?

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>>16909075
That's hot.

>>16909099
I'm not that big of a switch, but a life like that sounds pretty good. I'd still do that on the odd occasion. It's nice to treat a waifu the same way she treats you once in a while. Gives her the taste of what it's like and can build trust.

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>>16909181
I want a pocket Will-O-Wisp to tell me that I'll never amount to anything and that it would be better to just end it all now!
And then I'd get upset and use her as my personal onahole until that's all she can think of.

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>>16909157
>ZD posts a photo of both her and her husbando's smiling happy ahegao faces with the caption 'we are mere too! Hubby is best mere and I love his mere!'
Ain't they just the cutest?

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Why is this thread so full of sluts and camwhores?

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>>16909188
Wocks and Zombie Dragons!

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>>16909199
Because we're all sluts for MGs here.
Hell, I'd kick a puppy just to brush a Tanukis tail.

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>>16909202
But wocks have gross huge lizard feet.

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>>16909198
Adorable girls. Way too pure and innocent for this world.

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>>16909207
Not anymore, all dragons got retconned into having small hands and feet.

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There is nothing wrong with putting on matching frilly pink dresses with your waifu and fucking each other that way.

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>>16909190
I would mostly just have vanilla sex with her, it's not like we would aleays be having revenge sex. It would just be an occassion thing if she or me get smug outside of the bed and decide to bring it into it.

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>>16909207
I disagree, but lizard feet are great because I can groom them. I'd polish my Wock's feet and make sure her claws are in pristine condition.

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>>16909210
Pure and innocent in the sense that they'll just casually rape or force you to rape them nigh constantly but will be totally casual about it. But there's a type of purity to that.
>Bind ZD up in elaborate, super fetishist bondage gear
>blindfolded, gagged with a dildo down her throat, buzzers in her holes, chained up and drenched in your seed
>all she can think is how much fun this game is, but pretty soon she's gonna casually break out of all this silly stuff and have hubby do her doggystyle while she turns on the tv

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>>16909202
Dragon zombie's feet would be the worst one since they would be all boney. The best one is either wock's or wyvern's.

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> You are fleeing The Order for heresy > To escape you get into a mamono realm > You are detaimed by Dullahans for not having papers or a waifu > They hand you over to the Mamono Army because you were a bitch and refused to waifu one of them > You are received by a Bapho > "Well, its pretty simple. Just marry to become legal. Just go to ond of the Demons in the army, they love stories of men fleeing and needing protection." > "No? Well how about (she spanks you) help us doing magic research in the Sabbath?" > "Neither? Well.... we have a Lich that requires a test subject." > "Why not?! Okay..... I can give you a job in the army. If you can do it for a week, you can go without marrying anyone." > She asks you to open your mouth and sprays a liquid in your tounge > She takes you to a place that has multiple fit mamono lined up. > "You have to lick all these abs until they are all shiny. If you can do this for a week without asking one to marry you, you are free to go. Good luck, no one has endured more than 4 days."

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Are facesiting and lactation the most top-tier fetishes to have when it comes to lactation stuff?

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>>16909221
I want to trim and sharpen my lizard wife claws so they're in top condition.

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>>16909206
Makes you wonder how much of that "bitches and whores" mentality stems from jealousy.

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>>16909223
Im not really into that kind of stuff but I'd do it because I know it doesn't hurt her or make her feel uncomfortable. I love Dragon zombies and their simple minds.

>>16909224
I agree that Wocks have fantastic feet, but so do Dragon Zombies. The fact they have honey feet means it needs extra care to make sure it's protected and not drying up. I love her boney feet and I think she'd love it when I'd groom them.

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>>16909215
Lewd.

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>>16909238
Good man, that's how lizards are meant to be treated.

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> You are fleeing The Order for heresy > To escape you get into a mamono realm
> You are detaimed by Dullahans for not having papers or a waifu > They hand you over to the Mamono Army because you were a bitch and refused to waifu one of them
> You are received by a Bapho
> "Well, its pretty simple. Just marry to become legal. Just go to ond of the Demons in the army, they love stories of men fleeing and needing protection."
> "No? Well how about (she spanks you) help us doing magic research in the Sabbath?"
> "Neither? Well.... we have a Lich that requires a test subject."
> "Why not?! Okay..... I can give you a job in the army. If you can do it for a week, you can go without marrying anyone."
> She asks you to open your mouth and sprays a liquid in your tounge > She takes you to a place that has multiple fit mamono lined up.
> "You have to lick all these abs until they are all shiny. If you can do this for a week without asking one to marry you, you are free to go. Good luck, no one has endured more than 4 days."

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>>16909220
Same anon, I love vanilla sex and it's what I would be having most. The more serious dom & femdom stuff is more of an occasional thing.

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>>16909244
Extra care does not mean better. You might like them because you have a ZD, but when comparing to other feet she has the worst one overall. Wocks seems to have very smooth and squishy scales and Wyvern feet must be very sensitive and soft since they mostly fly.

>>16909259
That's the best way to go with a relationship in my opinion, you get everything and more.

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>>16909257
What's that she sprayed on your tongue? What man can survive a week of ab licking without reducing to a muscle slut?

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>>16909233
Something went very wrong here.

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>>16909213
They're not that much smaller. Just a little slimmer.

I wanna fuck this dragon's feet.

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>be the young master of a hardened, one-armed Ochimusha
>she always acts so tough, but still follows your ever order, which is why you can't help but ask her to do embarrassing things from time to time
>the way she gets flustered and starts cursing at you, calling you a stupid Aruji-dono is just too adorable
>making her wear girly or overly sexy clothes, asking her to end her sentences with "nyaa," all kinds of things just to see how far she'd go for you
>one day you ask her to do something simple: "Say 'I love you, Aruji-dono.'"
>you didn't think an undead could blush that hard. she pulls out her demon silver sword and tries to commit sudoku, saying she can't do something impossible like that
>after stopping her, you decide to easy up on the requests from now on

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>>16909238
You just found the secret to waifu Lizard Girls wothout having to be a warrior or even agree to let her train you.
Did a Hakutaku told you?

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>>16909281
Dibs on the dragon queen.

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>>16909281
They definitely are. Look at her left hand and foot that aren't drawn bigger due to being in the foreground. They're not much bigger than a human's.

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>>16909270
Well I think a girl requiring extra care is a good thing and I love dragon zombie feet. I like the way their feet look, but that's just what I like. You're free to dislike them. It's all subjective anon, if you think they look the worst then there's nothing wrong with that.

And I'll agree that Wyverns and Wocks have lovely feet. All dragon feet are lovely. What you're saying in that part is true.

>That's the best way to go with a relationship in my opinion, you get everything and more.

Sorry not really involved in that conversation. But I'll agree to that. You get everything while still having vanilla normal sex, so I would live a life like that.

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>>16909281
I seriously can't wait until this is translated. Her figure is wonderful.

About the hands and feet though, I love big meaty claws. But I also love those slightly slimmer claws, in my opinion they're not as small as human sized and they still have quite a bit of meat of them. So yeah, I like both.

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>>16909282
Tsun Ochimusha? Interesting.

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>>16909213
KC himself said it's not a redesign, just him not liking to stick to fixed proportions for an entire species.

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Litle loli MGs are the best for fug.

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>>16909295
I don't dislike them, it's just that when you take the softness and how good it would feel because of it you have to say the truth and not be influenced by waifuness. My waifu is a dragon and I love her feet but wocks and wyverns do take the prize.
On the case of dragon zombies all others have a bit of squish, dragons, lizard and sallies being a bit more rough, but still better than pure bone with mamono mana. That's why they are on the last spot.

Living a life sometimes switching like makes you experience everything and if you ever want to be the dom or the sub then you are free to change. It's why I think it's the best.

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>>16909347
What do you think Salamander feet would feel like?

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>>16909347
If I'm talking out of myself then, I can agree that Wocks and Wyverns have the softest feet. And I love soft feet. It's just personally, although people make not like boney Zombie Dragon feet, I love them. But it's ok if other girls have objectively better feet. To me though, I'll always love ZD feet. So yeah I'm fine with them taking the last spot then because I agree that all other dragons would have softer feet. I see what you're saying now.

I find that life quite nice aswell, it's heaven to me. I could make them and me feel so many different kinds of pleasure.

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>>16909363
Rough and strong for sure. With a distinct feel to it as they are wild warriors, one squeeze from that and your dick is squirming.

>>16909364
Would my waifu have the best wing hugs? For me yes, but griffons would take that spot overall due to their fluffyness and if she offered one to me I would still refuse because waifu game is too strong.
Your waifu is the best for you, but it's not like she's the best at everything for everyone. That's how I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>zun made cirno, the ice fairy, the embodiment of summer for some reason
>now she is canonically tanned
Zun plz

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>>16909437
>Cirno is Summer
>Not Yuukarin

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>>16909397
I guess you do have a point, my waifus would always give me the best blowjobs, but ghouls would always be the best at it. Yeah I was being stupid there, some girls really are just the best overall. I still love my waifus though, and to me nothing will ever top them.

[Anonymous No.]

When will KC release all the juicy deets regarding the Dream World/Collective Unconscious in the MGE?

>>16909437
So that's the reason for all the tan fanart of her lately,

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>>16909453
>Dream World/Collective Unconscious

Not sure but overall he needs to expand on a lot of things. He hasn't even gone into much detail about the undead kingdom or even the desert kingdom.

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>>16909437
Wait what?

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>>16909397
>one squeeze from that and your dick is squirming
In a good way?

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>>16909450
Yeah, the blowjob there is the best example and I was thinking about using it. It's not really you being stupid, it's just being blinded by waifus.
Though I feel like talking about this would make our girls go crazy because even though there are girls that do better things than then we still choose them.

>>16909465
In a "you trying to hold back from cumming but failing to do so" way.

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>>16909484
Wouldn't "rough and strong" be more painful than anything though?

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>>16909437
Tanned yuki-onnas are hot (no pun intended)

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>>16909495
Mambo jumbambo and she would know how do give footjob.

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>>16909511
>Tanned yukionnas
I demand to know more. Even if I have to climb a mountain naked.

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>>16909512
I'd prefer that strength and roughness to not be totally negated by MAGIC though. It'd be better if she could just turn those into a good thing through her technique.

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>>16909484
>it's just being blinded by waifus.

This is a good thing

>crazy

Crazy as in jealous or crazy as in heartpupils.jpg? Probably the latter, and seeing my waifus go crazy like that when I say I prefer them more than anything, even when there are girls built for it and are better.

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>you will never have a cute kohai Dullahan cheering for you

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>>16909523
Mamono mana is used for excuses a lot, but I'm sure she would be skilled with her feet when playing with your sword.

>>16909528
It's a good thing, but it can ruin things if you go too far.
Crazy as in heart pupils and with what you said. And let's not forget that the same applies to us.

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>>16909464
>>16909522
Few days ago Zun announced new touhou game and posted pics from it. Plot revolves about seasons of the year. Cirno is now tanned because she represents summer

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>>16909528
>Crazy as in jealous or crazy as in heartpupils.jpg?
First then the latter. My automaton waifu would see I'm wasting time on those websites and would get jealous about it until she saw my posts that go into detail about why my automaton waifu is the best ever!

[Anonymous No.]

Shirohebi soon

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>>16909560
Dudes an IRL troll

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>>16909560
That's fine by me because swimsuit tans are GOAT

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>>16909553
How strong and rough are we talking anyway? What kind of firmness and texture are you picturing?

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>>16909565
Puffy nipples?

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>>16909282
I'm gonna dress her up like a maid and make her serve me smoothies Then spank her as she walks away and call her milkshake the best in town

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>>16909585
Something like calluses, but with a nicer and exotic feeling to it.

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>>16909560
>tanned lolis
Oh no! The Sabbath found out my only weakness! Quick I need a CC to cuddle with so I don't become a degenerate like KDF!

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>>16909613
Would it be a case where the rough sensation itself wouldn't necessarily be pleasurable in itself, but the way that sensation would reflect the tough, rugged nature of her exotic feet would still enhance the experience? Because I'm a sucker for that with monmusus.

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>>16909639
The moment you needed protection was the moment you lost.

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>>16909597
>Ochimusa maid
You. I like your style bro.

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>>16909565
That's 100% the smile of a girl who puts roofies in your drink

[Anonymous No.]

Automatons might be closer than we thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

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>>16909642
I guess I don't need to explain it since you did it to yourself. Yes, it would be like that plus her skills to pleasure you.

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>>16909649
Secretly, I'd think she'd look like the ultimate badass on top of being the ultimate cute having a hybrid Samurai-maid outfit. It's just too cool and too cute at the same time.
I'd pretend I don't hear her when she says she's 'just cleaning up' when she incapacitates would be assassins, the little chuuni.

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>>16909665
Dammit, I need a Salamander footjob now.
Or some art of it. I'd commission someone but I don't know any great artists who'd draw that sort of thing.

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>>16909565
>>16909652
>"What do you mean 'you have to leave' Anon? It's night out! You'll get assualted by someone (other than me)."
>"Well, if you really want to leave, why don't you have one last drink with me? It's from the 'private collection'."
>"Your drink tastes funny? I wouldn't do anything like that Anon, just how long have we known each other? You know I lo-ve our friendship Anon. (Yeah that's it.)"
>"That's it Anon, just sleep right here in my coils, nothing will ever bother you now~!"

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>>16909684
.less did a long ass time ago.

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>>16909565
Is that Butakoma? He's drawing lamia now?

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>>16909697
Yeah but that's really old and I wanna get one that's more faithful to the MGE design. Also a bit "rougher".

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>>16909707
Commission Melon, he'll do anything for coffee money. ANYTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never place a Dullahan's head back on

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>>16909714
Currently closed.

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>>16909705
No, it's Niwatori Gunsou teasing shirohebi doujin

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>>16909684
I wouldn't mind getting some as well. Though I'm more interested on their tail.

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>>16909768
My lizard wife melts like ice cream and tremble when she walks if I rub her tail just right.

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>>16909692
Shirohebi households don't have beds nor futons because they won't allow their husband to sleep in anything other than her coils

[Anonymous No.]

This is your shortstack for tonight

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>>16909553
>It's a good thing, but it can ruin things if you go too far.

I'll try to see things with that mentality from now on.

>And let's not forget that the same applies to us.

True, and that makes me feel good a lot of the time. Even though there's men better than you in every way, your waifu still picked you and loves you.

>>16909562
She'd be jealous at first but after giving it some thought she'd instantly heart pupil.

>My automaton waifu would see I'm wasting time on those websites and would get jealous about it until she saw my posts that go into detail about why my automaton waifu is the best ever!

Anon stop, that's way too adorable. If machines could shed a tear, that's probably what she'd do. Just expect her gears and internals to be super heated next time she sees you after seeing the posts. Her face would probably be stern, but her internals would be saying different. You'd be the only thing on her mechanic mind and her love for you would crash her love measuring systems.

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>>16909803
how very lewd

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>>16909639
I like lolis in swimsuits

[Anonymous No.]

They're pushing it hard today.

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>>16909819
What?

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>>16909798
My flying lizard gets weak on the legs depending on where I grab and how I do it. She likes it when I press it against my body and heat it up.

>>16909808
Yep, and that's why our waifu loves us and we love our waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid monstergirls,spending all their time in another dimension.

I've had enough. I'm holding my cum hostage. Each day you fail to exist is another three wasted orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16909850
>Anons in Daesh outfits make hostage videos with their own balls, threatening to waste their sperm and spirit energy if they aren't brought 72 Houris soon

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>>16909850
you fool if you want MGs you need to mastrubate. the released magical energy will open the portals faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16909857
salil sawarim

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>>16909857
>Anons cum in a cage and set it on fire
>Jerk in a line, step up to a pier one by one and waste cum into a river.
>Cum on the ground and run it over with tanks

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>>16909857
>>16909865
>>16909877
We need an elite group of Operator Monstergirls in full tacticool to infiltrate and 'neutralize' these testicle-terrorists
Choose your team

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16909882
This

It's been long enough. Monster girls aren't coming to our terms so it's time to take matters in our own hands.

Cum will not stop being wasted until the portals are open

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>>16909882
Probably the one from spider and the fly, but I guess with demon realm silver bullets

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>>16909890
Was meant for >>16909857

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>>16909722
Is this part of a preview for an hmanga?

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>>16909282
I command her to have sex, during sex I make her heart pupil and then tell her to tell "I love you Aruji-Dono!"
> "I love you Aruji-Dono!"
> Headpat her
> See? It wasnt that hard.

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>>16909565
Shirohebi? Hell yeah, some cute yandere content. Protect that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16909882
What MGs does this operator team consist of?

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>>16909946
big girls. big, muscly girls.

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>>16909946
You're supposed to choose, dingus.
Probably at least one Kunoichi updated with modern armor.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know how to debind a doujin without a hairdryer? My scanner comes in Wednesday and I have some doujins I'm willing to scan. A few are just stapled but the highest quality ones are bound. Have an iron and microwave. I've seen the microwave method on youtube but seems risky.

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>>16909955
Try micro wave, just be really careful. Check on it all the time and only do it in short intivals.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to apprentice a Dark Mage who's extremely, excessively intelligent and is trying to unravel the mysteries of the depths of magic.
I'll provide her with all the energy she needs, even if she slumps into bed late at night and just needs me to do the work pumping her full of spirit energy through her tired body.

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>>16909639
>tanned lolis
Why does every MG look better tan?

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>>16909850
They're not coming because they already have humans in their dimension. How do you think they're still not extinct? Monsterboys? Cloning?

[Anonymous No.]

What if Fafnir girl who's basically a Doraf that can turn into a Dragon when lusty/greedy

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>>16910023
You mean be an apprentice to.

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>>16910048
Gah, yes.
Obviously, I'm not the smartest or most elegant assistant, but faithful and loyal to a fault!

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>>16910045
Everytime I see that name I think about the cutest doggie, Fenrir.

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>>16910051
It's cool, mate.
This is also my fantasy too. Dark Mages are the best and slowly becoming one's familiar, giving her energy and company in her comfy home in the forest would be the best

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>>16910056
Cerberus would be good too without the hand puppets.

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>>16909850
I doubt even your hand would miss that.

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>>16909655
That's just an universal remote with a few programmed lines, until it can feel pain and be aware of it's surroundings it's not an automaton.

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>>16909639
This CC is prime and ready for cuddling

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>>16910065
I just imagine her falling asleep at her cauldron on a chair and bringing her a blanket to drape over her before leaning the chair back for her to sleep more comfortably in.
Then for her to come back in the bedroom a few hours later when she awakes and engaging in some very sleepy cuddlesex.
It's a comfy life, there in the rainy swamp.

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>>16910056
>Still no Cerberus or Fenrir stories
Thanks for reminding me

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>>16910100
I'd rather a relaxing woodland, but you've got the right idea.
I'd need some form of magical generator to play vidya though, assisting the waifu and learning magic if great but I'd miss games. Even better if she enjoys them too.

[Anonymous No.]

Black wedding dresses > White wedding dresses

Especially on semen demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910110
They both are so popular too. If Rata is a thing then I'm sure we'll have Fenrir as something like an ice wolf. Cerberus has a lot of potential with her triple head too.

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>>16910031
It's a mystery, I don't know why I'm attracted to tanned monster girls so much. It just looks amazing, like a delicious chocolate you can eat.

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>>16910126
True. Evil girls look best in black dresses.

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>>16910126
Ilassa > other lilims

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>>16910128
>Cerberus has a lot of potential with her triple head too
KC is just going to give her DID like with the Chimaera.

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>>16910023
You'd apprentice her? So you're a skilled Mage? Interesting.

Although you're describing some comfy ass scenario there. Please do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910126
>that hammy thigh leading into a plump butt
Unf, even Illassa is getting thicker.

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>>16910116
>Dark Archmage sets you up an interdimensional vidya system so you can play with people as you would here for your free time
>One day while one of her potions is titering out, she saunters over and sits behind you as you play, observing
>Cocks her head and analyzes, her interest not going unnoticed by you
>You catch on and hand her the controller, and see a rare bewildered face from her as she takes it and tries to get acclimated to it
>From then on during her downtime you teach her vidya and she bonds with you over it as a good way to wind down from her studies

[Anonymous No.]

Do you agree with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910160
Yes because MGs look better in clothes than they do naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910160
Yes, I have a clothing fetish and I also recognize that pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910160
Of course. It's like having a good haircut, or glasses. A cute girl with unstyled Tomoko hair would still be beautiful, of course, but accentuating her best parts makes her even more so.

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>>16910138
Do not bully the [insert lilim other than Ilassa here]

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>>16910159
Yes. I want this so much.
>comfy house in the forest near a river or lake
>Spending the day learning magic and increasing her knowledge and power, maybe helping nearby towns for money if its needed
>then in the evening both sitting down on a big comfortable sofa and playing some video games
>before going to bed an replenishing her magic reserves with some passionate love making

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910175
Lilims shouldn't be for bully. It's mean to bully the girls who will help make monster girls real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910175
I can bully my own lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910189
I wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

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>>16910150
I meant to say I'd be the apprentice. I'm tired myself.
But yes, it would be quite comfy.
>Dark Archmage holding her head in her hands, hair frazzled, glasses crooked, a pile of tomes in front of her in her pocket library dimension she retreats to when she's stumped
>she only lightly startles when she suddenly sees a plate of homemade shepard's pie and a glass of wine set on the table from behind her, then feels a pair of hands slide sensually around her to gently rub the undersides of her breasts
>she coos and leans back in her chair, placing an arm up and behind her, around her apprentice's head to scratch the back of his scalp while closing her eyes, his hands gently yet sensually running up and down her frontside
>tilts her head back and shares a long series of deep, passionate kisses, drinking up little traces of spirit energy as she smiles and pushes her tongue forward to explore his mouth
>after about a half hour of this, she's feeling revitalized and ready to get back to the books, but the apprentice points to her food and crosses his arms as if to say 'not until you finish that'
>She pouts at first, then smugly smiles and snaps her fingers, the apprentice suddenly being flung into a chair that rapidly pulls up beside her
>Waves her hand over the meal and the glass of wine, and with a slight waver of reality, each is doubled, and she hands the copies to her apprentice-husband
>They both smile and ching their glasses with each other before digging into their meals, playing footsie all the while

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910191
That's right. It is I, the Chowdeefalp;

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910189
Is this a lostpenis?

[Anonymous No.]

so are baby bumps ok for you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910195
That's fucking adorably comfy. That's a good apprentice doing his job right there.

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>>16910184
Quite comfy indeed. Would she ever go into town with you? It could be cute seeing her pout that she could magically automate all her things better while you lead her about to pick up ingredients, only to give her some sexual teasing and pleasing to get her to play along.

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>>16910214
Baby bumps are cute! But personally I'm an egg bump kind of guy. Both bumps are for softly stroking and kissing.

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>>16909639
Hush, anon. Don't struggle, just accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16909639
Just accept it. I fell for tanned wan loli bodies and I couldn't feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910209
No.

>>16910214
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910160
But intentionally taking clothes off is also a fundamental technique. I want to see a pear-shaped loli Demon slip her tail into her panties and pull them down without using her hands.

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>>16910222
Naturally she's going too. She's the magic user here, I'm just the assistant.
Honestly though, I'd rather just go for relaxing and romantic walks through the forest.
I'm sure there would be fairies deeper into the woods we could get rare potion ingredients from.

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>>16910138
She's shit like the rest

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>>16910195
I'd milk her manatanks right then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910244
Less shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910241
>No
But it looks like a penis that someone has lost. I recognise that bullied bulge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910160
I recognize that pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910214
More than okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910214
Extremely yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910126
Lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910193
Absolutely.

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>>16910256
It would essentially be a succubus holy ground.
>Whoreds of succubi (yes I believe that is the correct spelling in this instance) cumming to that one site on their holiest of days
>young succubi asking their mothers if the stories are true
>"Yes dear, this is the exact place where washed up hu-girl idols get dicked and have their shame filmed for all to see."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910126
Why would I want to marry the impure?

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>>16910243
That's very cute.
>Look at a butterfly fluttering off of some flowers as godrays come through the breaks in the treeline
>As you keep walking with a smile, turn to Dark Archmage
>She's got the butterfly by both wings, looking like she's about to take them off for alchemical reagents, but sees you looking at her and blushes before sheepishly smiling and letting the butterfly fly away
>Awkwardly coughs and carries on walking beside you, then smirks when she notices you trying not to laugh
>>16910246
You know she can't resist when you do that anon.
Would you at least let her finish her meal before getting the lactation-promoting lotion on your hands and sneaking up behind her to start squeezing her magic milk out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910283
Say no to cranky bitches held together by riveted on armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910167
>>16910256
>>16910285
Such a beautiful place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910250
>Masochist slut
>Less shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910283
Death wing a cute. I'd kiss her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910232
Only if the ass is fat.

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>>16910289
You know that the color of a wedding dress has nothing to do with purity right?
It's an aesthetic choice.
The only reason they became white at all was because of rich people going "Look at this! I can afford an expensive white dress that I'll only ever wear once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910283
Welp.
Time for this old paladin to kick off the dust, grind some gear, and teach that dragon aspect what happens when a man's fishing grinding gets interrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910285
Would the Demon Lord build a replica of that pool in the capital?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910298
Masochist Lilims are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910298
What is wrong with a little masochism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910307
I think he's talking about llassa being impure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910310
It would be her own personal swimming pool. Mari and the meme lilims all learned to swim there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910311
>Masochist Monstergirls are sexy
Fixed it for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910298
I'd love to tell her that and stomp on her a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910319
This makes sense as a Succubi holy ground too. It's gonna be so popular with everyone in the Capital there's waiting lists.

And this is where marrying a Lilim comes to play. You get the privileges of entering that pool whenever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910195
I really like this dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910324
They're scary because you hop into bed with one expecting slow pure gently cuddle sex with plenty of hand holding, kissing and hugging but instead she just bends over and wants you to spank her. Even worse if she's got the dreaded hardcore gear. I don't want to degrade a Lilim, I want to love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910311
>Masochist Lilims are shit
Fixed it for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910343
I'll only spank and degrade my wife unless she wants me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910298
She's a switch anon. Equally parts M and S

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910353
She's still a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910325
>Anon is cornered by a Lilim after he winds up in monstergirl land and out of desperation calls her a shitty slut.
>The force of her arousal causes her crumples to her knees.
>She looks up at anon with wide eyes and begs him to insult her more as she starts drooling.
And that's how anon got one of the more powerful monstergirls out there as a personal cum dump.
All because he happened to insult one that has a fetish for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910357
why would you say such a mean thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16909726
http://touchfluffytail.org/?page_id=9004
He's doing another one for monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910350
>Masochist Lilims are shit
It should be
>All lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910357
There's only one non-slut in the entire MGE. Hope you like Unicorn horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910343
But you get to hear her howl about how much she loves you as you cum deep inside her anon!
And then as you're cooling down she'll face you and gently cuddlefuck you as she cools down and she asks you to stroke her silky smooth hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910357
It's not slutty if it's only done between you and your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910352
I respect that anon, but when I get into bed with a Lilim, I'm not really looking to bend her over my knee and spank her or hit her or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910368
Sea Bishops are nice girls too. However they're on the verge of being sluts from overseeing all those undersea weddings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910374
But don't you want to hear her yelp in pleasure as her plump ass jiggles outward from the impact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910368
Define "slut". There are plenty of girls that are more picky about who they choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910373
Lilims get the free slut pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910338
Jeeze, if she had black or purple hair that would be exactly what I was imagining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910386
The word slut only gets used by prudes these days, it's lost its meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910374
>I'm not really looking to bend her over my knee and spank her
I was going to call you a faggot, but after a bit of thinking I'd have to agree. Spanking isn't for sexuals, it's for outside of sexuals when she fucks something up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910372
>But you get to hear her howl about how much she loves you as you cum deep inside her anon!

That does sound really nice, maybe I will do what she wants. But I couldn't bring myself to do the extreme stuff.

>spoiler

Now that's what I like, I want to stare into the her eyes with passion as I slowly cuddle fug her, I want to run my hand through her beautiful hair as I tell her I love her more than anything in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910384
I would want to pleasure her and make the experience equally as good for her. So if she really wanted me to, I'd do it.

>>16910394
I don't want to hurt a monster girl in or out of the bedroom. It just feels unneeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16909639
>I don't become a degenerate like KDF!
There is nothing wrong with having some intense skinship with your Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910422
You're not supposed to be so rough in spanking that you hurt her, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910422
>I don't want to hurt a monster girl in or out of the bedroom. It just feels unneeded.
Depending on the species, it might be more likely that you'd be the one they're worried about hurting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910433
A gentle spanking then?

>>16910436
I mean Mamono mama exist so them hurting me isn't really an issue. I wouldn't like it that much since I'd prefer we had slow, passionate, gentle sex. To me though monster girls are too perfect to hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the shittiest writefag stories you can find, I had a rough day and need to depress myself further

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910460
No. I'm only going to give you happy stories. If I knew any off the top of my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910450
Then instead of spanking her, you could knead her ass roughly or play with her nipples. You could even just push her face against the bed and pound her ass until she's a drooling mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910460
Are you looking for a Will-o-the-wisp waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910460
Shittiest in quality or shittiest in actually being sad/infuriating/grimderp while actually being good overall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910471
Kneading sounds nice and so does nipple play.

>You could even just push her face against the bed and pound her ass until she's a drooling mess.

Now there's something I really want to do to a Lilim. I'd just remember to not do it too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910476
would you still like will-o-wips if she stopped being lonely and got herself a circle of socially akward friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910427
I'm glad someone understands me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910427
Doesn't that just mean like loving them in a pure way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910479
Shittiest in quality, writefag repute, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910508
>writefag repute

This can't end well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910460
Bob, Bollocks, Alp, Quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910508
>>16910512
>>16910513
Let's not do this today

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910522
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910512
>Quicksilver
>le bait

Even Alp is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910368
There's a difference between non virgin and slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910486
They'd form a gaming club on campus. Take it easy on the will-o-the-wisp though, she doesn't take losing well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910508
>He doesn't want to get unironically depressed over proper stories
lmao what a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910526
Agreed. The proper term is used goods.

That was a joke please don't kill me or start an argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910549
>used goods
you want some girl who doesn't know what a penis looks like? what's wrong, your so tiny?
you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910512
>Quicksilver
>Alp
You're kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910526
You're right here. It's all in the attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910529
>be the only male in the gaming club at MGCU
>there were two of you until James alped during midterms
>now it's just you having to deal with an Alp, a Will-o-the-Wisp, a Lizardman, an Arachne, and a Wurm
>and they're all socially awkward
>including you

[Anonymous No.]

Who was the writer who did the one about the guy who was paid to cuddle, then fell in love with an Office Lady Fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910584
Seafoam - Pretty Human

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910589
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910460
Read enter the jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting this, we need to spread Ochi love.

Being married to an Ochimusha is:

> Having a woman that is the epitome of feminity and strenght at the same time
> Feeling safe as she clings to your arm pressing her boobs against you to protect you
> Feeling powerful knowing you can direct her blade at anything on your command
> Living worry free always knowing she is always protecting you with her blade
> Having her beautiful toned body made for combat immediately having sex with you on command
> Sighing in love and admiration as you see her performing her daily training sessions showing off her toned body and expert warrior skills
> Except for those cute times she knows you are watching her and stumbles like a cute ditzy girl as she gets nervous and try to perform too hard to impress you
> That special feeling when you know you are having sex with the girl that protects you
> Knowing the unique mischievous glee of having her badass warrior attitude melt into a shy blushing helpless teen girl with a simple sexual inuendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910594
YAMERO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910589
>Seafoam - Pretty Human
Hey, that reminds me of The Little Mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910598

>Not wanting a girl whose a beast in the sheets AND a terror on the streets.

Hellwans are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910594
Seconded. I refuse to believe it wasn't written by Satan himself as a fuck you to monstergirl fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910606
Monster girl stories reminds me of my dad telling me the cyclops princess tale for me to sleep. I wonder if he is a writter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910606
Would all fairy tales/stories get lewd ends in MGE?

I mean the ones MG mothers read to their daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910612
Which subsequently reminds me of dad anon. Shame the story ended there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910512
I don't understand why you idiots insist on putting my name up there when I haven't written prose since November of 2015 out of shame.

Yet you wonder why OC is scarce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910614
>MGE fairy tales are actually the stories our writefags make
Have fun giving your daughteru PTSD thanks to reading her The Spider And The Fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910623
It's really just ritual at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910594
I am unfamiliar, is it as bad as that NTRdragon mafia boss one? Sumarize it please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910598
Grace and beauty, strength and honor, and cute flustered moments when you tease her or pinch her undead booty.
A best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910630
Stop right there, no heresy on my thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910610
Ochis do that to, but with feminity and style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910630
Oh man I remember that one, with rape, daughterus and shit. Enter the jub is just horribly written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910283
>That mad Ragnaros in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910630
I don't think anyone has got far enough into it to write a summary. It's that bad and obnoxious, with annoying youtube music links to give the reader an idea for how things are meant to sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910630
>NTRdragon
I must have been living under a rock and missed this, who wrote it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910615
that whole thing was surreal and im still convinced that all the weird happenings will leave us desensitized to monster girls actually coming here or kidnapping us back to their world

id be fine with the latter desu
it would probably make for a good story too boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910460
>Self-aware shitty writefag asking for shitty stories in hopes of having someone post his shitty story and thus generate views from curious people

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910648

Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910663
Bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910625
>>MGE fairy tales are actually the stories our writefags make
>The clusterfuck that is Chaos in Losenis' story ends up as fairy tale for mathematician smartcows
>Victoria relegated as comedic relief

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910630
>NTRdragon mafia boss
Fuck that story and fuck the writefag behind it. Faggot even tried to justify it by claiming NTR made it more mature or some shit:

[Anonymous No.]

It's my fetish to turn shy Monster Girls into idols!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910630
Wait is that the one about the NTR school girl Dragon?

Still gives me nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910699
>Monstergirl idol producer

Bettter than the other way around I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910655
I don't see you writing anything, Princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910704
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910699
Lilim idols!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910704
Yep, can't trust those raccoon in that business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910707
I mean it's better than being a male idol with a Tanuki producer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910701
No, it's about the mafia one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910706
At least I don't attentionwhore.

LIKE YOUR SLUTTY WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910736
>Responding to yet another attack on me while I'm playing assfaggots is attentionwhoring
I don't have a waifu you uneducated nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

High rez Devilbug remake from Enty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910693
Totally ruined the very idea of Mafia MGs for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910745
Attack on who, you dumb faggot? I didn't point any names. You brought this on yourself.
Way to out yourself as an ASSFAGGOTS-playing tumor though. End yourself today.

[Anonymous No.]

The Mammoth in the picture is cute.

CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910733
I'm happy to know I haven't read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910764
Oh, I see a dragon and I want her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910780
She's organizing it all. What a helpful Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910764
I'm going to hold hands with that tree girl and nobody can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910790
Going to bed her for her good deeds. Dragons deserve to rest and be nuzzled after their hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910764
I want a fox in a box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910693
And I forgot the Archive link:
>>/jp/thread/S12858546#p12866195
>>16910754
At least its almost been two years since that shitfest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910759
>Telling somebody to end themselves based on a game genre
I sincerely hope you get NTR'd by tanned Okinawans like Tachibana, since stepping on a LEGO is too passé.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910764
That yeti seems to be in moderate need of a helping hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910803
I want to pound a fox's box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910803
>>16910764
Is there an equivalent of Santa in MGE?

inb4 it's a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910817
That comes shortly after the first part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910811
Look, can't you just fuck off and go play your shitty little game? Looks like you'd rather bitch in here, but I no longer care either way. Last (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910811
Tachibana-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910826
Don't start shit you can't finish, AhobakaNTR-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910820
It probably is a Lilim. But she'd be the oldest Lilim to go without a husband.
I'd be okay with something like that. Especially if it came with a harem of elf concubines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910820
It's a thick Lilim, who likes 'milk' and cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910842
>Leave cum in a cup
>She gives you a present
What a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910827
Yes. Since he wants to be a shitpail I want to see him get NTR'd by having to watch an OAV of his waifu enjoying a monstrous tanned cock that doesn't belong to him since clearly he's one chromosome short of the full package since he doesn't understand different folks like different game genres.

Hell. I'd even pay for his waifu to be a true-blue semen demon Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910857
Girls gotta eat, she's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would monster-girls deal with a man who wants to conquer and subjugate the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910857
Judging from that pic the present could be a literal MG in a box

[Anonymous No.]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

>A specialized form of seppuku in feudal times was known as kanshi (諫死, "remonstration death/death of understanding"), in which a retainer would commit suicide in protest of a lord's decision. The retainer would make one deep, horizontal cut into his abdomen, then quickly bandage the wound. After this, the person would then appear before his lord, give a speech in which he announced the protest of the lord's action, then reveal his mortal wound. This is not to be confused with funshi (憤死, indignation death), which is any suicide made to state dissatisfaction or protest.

> You are tired and tell your Ochimusha that tonight you only want to sleep
> Half hour latter she comes before you with and has a ribbon wrapped around her kimono. She removes it and her kimono opens revealing her blood colored mana spilling from her belly through a cut wound.
> "Aruji-Dono, I formally protest your choice."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910810
>Back then
>People providing critiscism/commentary on their dislike for the NTR in a civilized manner
>Today
>[Autistic screeching]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910871
Oh boy!

I wonder what Monster Girl I'll get this Christmas?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910886
Noticed that as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910886
after years of explaining why it's garbage, I imagine some people are tired of having to do it every time some joker writes about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910884
>"Also, we are out of gauze."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910866
TAIL PUSSIED into obedience and submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910886
Even back then that was out of the norm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910886
Because after explaining why something is trash after like the 50th time, you realize your time is better spent just telling them to fuck off.
Especially since odds are they know exactly what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910884
That must feel terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910495
It's always good to see someone who appreciates building that special connection with their Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910866
P'Orcs would act like fan girls. Squealing with joy when he's in public, asking for his autograph or to join his forces and fight for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910911
For her or for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910919
For you. Knowing that she felt so bad she "committed suicide"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910897
The bandage/gauze budget must be ridiculous for girls who insist on a sarashi wrap.

[Anonymous No.]

Headpats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910884
Goddammit, why can't they just do the doe-eyed look like someone normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910928
Ho but am I willing to pay it.
No better way to wrap up some massive honoraburr titties than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910926
That kinda loses a 100% of its weight when a) it won't kill her, and b) demon realm silver makes that feel GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910884
>failing to appreciate you earnest and hard working vassal

What kind of liege would do this? Poor form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910745
>assfaggots
Disdainforplebs.jpg

>>16910866
You'd lure the most evil ones for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910888
The most likely choice would be Mimics disguised as present boxes. But I think its like rolling a gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910928
>Serve some high-ranking Oni/Ochimusha Warrior, catering to her needs.
>She comes back from her dojo after a training session.
>'Servant! Fetch me a fresh wrap!'
>Throws a sweaty bundle of bandages at you, stretched and worn out by her heaving breasts.
>Stares at you topless while you scramble to pick it all up.
>'Well? Get to it!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910930
Honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910929
What happens when you ruffle a Yeti's hair?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910945
True, but the initial first time would freak me the fuck out. Hell it would probably scar me if it left a mana wound for a bit. Which it probably would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910884
>her blood colored mana spilling from her belly through a cut wound
Goddamnit girl, don't waste food like that. I'm going to have to pump her full again, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910955
Only if she lets me clean the sweat off her breasts.
Orally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910961
Warm cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910961
It activate her fluff tunnel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910970
>Licking a sweaty Oni clean
>That delicious salty alcohol taste
You'd better give her a protein shake too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910980
I wanna lick an oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910976
That sounds like an Automaton with Yeti enhancements
>Fluff tunnel activated, commencing phase two of operation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910963
The only good page

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910991
I don't think fuzz inside a pussy of any sort is desirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910989
If you lick a Blue Oni at the beach, in public, she'll blush and turn into a Purple Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911005
how do make her green?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910980
Direct-to-Order. I'll even shake it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911003
It's an android girl and fluff, that's double dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911020
Automaton pussies are squishy, so the "do not fist robot girls" meme doesn't apply to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911009
Throw yellow paint at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910968
>again
This wouldn't have happened if you did that in the first place. It's going to have to be extra servings now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911053
But are they modular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911060
Probably yes. Ask the local Gremlins for today's special offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910643
Ragnaros is the patron saint of angry, passionate sex. It's why Fandral fell to the Flame because once the Druidesses got a taste of it they were "in heat" 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911063
>Automaton part flash sales
I would fail to resist making so many impulse purchases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911060
Automatons are ages old and were only recently discovered in the MGE, so the only modularity they have depends on what new equipment is developed for them if they aren't already armored up.

On another note, I wonder if they can ingest and be affected by body alteration potions and foods.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW your battle-scarred, gruff Valkyrie mentor who in her own words, is getting 'Too old for this shit' hears the younger Valkyries talking smack, gets that mad look in her eyes and utters the words; "Kid, hold my beer..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911075
Just tell her "Now now, you don't want to break a hip, grandma."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911066
The fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911073
>drinks lactation potion
>hand turns into a milk faucet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911073
>Automatons/Golems

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910917
you must love KDF then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910917
One can always build a special bond with their kobold. Whether through fetch or gentle cuddle sex.

Treat your kobolds with respect, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911127
She looks terrible, which is to be expected of Crabmans art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911137
I like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911127
>12Beast
Wasn't it cancelled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911127
She doesn't look that bad really. Kinda cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911137
Have a fun-size Machine Clan then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911141
Nope

They stopped doing the official translation but it is selling in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911133
What kind of kobokds are your favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911144
Then there's Akira, who can't draw thicc legs and hips worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911146
>They stopped doing the official translation
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911156
Ask 7Seas, don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911163
so what now?
learn japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911163
>7Seas
wernt those the gibblet heads that bought the license for translating kodomo no jinkan before finding out what it was and got cold feet when they did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911150
Itty bitty legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911148
Species? I know it may sound a bit generic, but really I'd love a Husky Kobold. I think she'd look so cute and living in a cold place with her would be great. She'd probably have standing ears and white and white mofu.

You?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911166
I think no one is translating it, so yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911171
Huskies are good doggers.
I want a Shiba Inu kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911172
guess procrastinating on that for 7 years finally bit me in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

did okayados western fanbase crash and burn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911175
>spoiler

I wonder what she'd look like? Anyway, great choice there. Lovely dogs that would make for a good kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911172
>No one is translating it
Ugh, yeah they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911178
EMG still has a good fan base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911178
I still think even the EMG 4Koma compilations are topping charts when they're released, he's doin fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911183
Last time I saw no one was or I wasn't informed about it

If I'm wrong, even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911178
EMG still sells and other websites still like it, the only thing that changed is the threads getting banished from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911175
>Shiba Inu kobold
Sounds small and exceedingly genki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911195
>threads getting banished from /a/.
but why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911199
It was like 90% shitposting, really ramped up over the course of a few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911192
It's a fan group AFAIK, I could be wrong as well but I'm actually kind of glad it isn't dead. Even though like many Crabman works it relies on ecchi over actual storytelling with LE BOOB GROPE fusion shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911175
wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911150
Lancer alter really needs some thick thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911206
>Even though like many Crabman works it relies on ecchi over actual storytelling with LE BOOB GROPE fusion shit
Just like EMG

I did read it for Asterio and the Scylla witch girl

[Anonymous No.]

You are a Gajin visiting Zipangu and went to do some sightseeing at a graveyard. You see an Ochimusha looking at you from afar, as you are leaving, you are surprised at the feeling of something heavy clinging to your right arm. Its the Ochimusha.
> "Why are you alone here? It is getting late, you might get assaulted by Onis, I better escort you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911220
I'm an independent man. I can walk myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911175
Samoyed kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911214
Luckily fanartists have thickened her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911220
After she's escorted me I'd ask her if she could come back to my hotel room. You never know, onis could be hiding anywhere.

You guys with these Ochimusha posts are really making me want an Ochimusha to protect me now. Thanks for that. Please keep them coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911215
>Assterio

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911225
She wouldn't be able to stop laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911225
I'm not him, but every time I see cute dog gifs or videos around I can't help but imagine my waifu and/or daughteru in a similar situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911220
>and went to do some sightseeing at a graveyard
Look man this is at least the second time someone has started off with this line and you've really gotta find something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911178
Not at all. It's just last time I talked about it here I got a weekend vacation to Barbados.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911231
>Ass
She's Tio's 12 Beasts. Her main weapon are the tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Kobolds are one of the best girls for cuddles, she's always up to hop into bed with you and just cuddle. Their mofu makes for a great night's sleep and feels so soft to the touch. You can expect to wake up and wimper when you try to get out of bed. And just a reminder, kobolds kick their legs and wag their tail in their sleep because they're dreaming of (You). Never forget that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16907932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tant%C5%8D

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911273
Aww jeez anon, that's really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911273
Yeti and Weresheep are better desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16909955
A hot iron works too, just keep it low-mid temp. and never let it sit in one spot for more than a second, constant movement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911273
>Kobolds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAmKsmLav8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911053
What a beautiful wedding mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911239
How about "sightseeing undead titties at a graveyard"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911293
Fucking stop man. Seriously I want to go to sleep and you're making me fucking cry.

Can you just fuck off? This isn't funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911053
but what if you like a little pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911307
Weak.
Frail.
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911309
Why do you want to get your hand ripped off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911315
The ending just hit me too hard. Call me that shit I don't care. These are the manliest tears you've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911215
Asterio best moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911317
He's a big guy, it won't matter if it would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911318
Looks like you haven't lost your real pet friend yet, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911273
Aw, that's adorable. Kobolds are adorable.

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>>16911273
Literally just get a dog.

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>>16911227
>>16911227
As is appropriate.
She saw me through a lot of things in that game.

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>>16911362
I'd tap that alp.

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You know who I miss? I miss Nyanon.

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>>16911284
>Weresheep
this desu

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>>16911376
I don't. All he did was spam that annoying maus meme.

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>>16911380
How can a man resist Sheep pofu? It just seems so white, pure and good.

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>>16911339
I've never had a pet in my life. I don't think I'm emotionally capable of handling it if one passed.

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>>16911393
sheep are sweet and pure

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>>16911367
It's not the same. Will a dog ever come running to you when you're home and hugging you tightly while she screams about how she missed you all day? Will a dog ever come plant her face in your crotch and just sniff? Will a dog ever slip into bed with you and nuzzle you while you both cuddle?

Yes. But a kobold does it BETTER in every way! Kobolds are man's best friend. Think about how man connects with a dog, now imagine that on a kobold.

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>>16911370
I've unironically considered writing shorts about the less-loved MGs just for shits-n-giggles and had been tempted to use Alps as basically dream demons only posing as boys in class.

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>>16911380
That looks way too comfy.

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>>16911380
W-Would it count as cheating if I just rubbed my face in a little bit of that pofu?

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>>16911380
I don't know where one sheep ends and the other begins. All I know is that I want to jump inside that and I will be willing to give a leg to do so

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>>16911380
That's enough pofu for an entire family!

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>>16911433
>and I will be willing to give a leg to do so
wont need that where you're going, a sheep pile

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>>16911368
How does she compare to her non-Alter counterpart?

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>>16911380
Pofu
PofuPofuPofuPofu
PofuPofu
Pofu

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>>16911457
POFU
O
F
U

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>>16911440
no, I just escaped to the mofuverse

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>>16911380
that actually seems really really itchy

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>>16911471
Once you enter the mofu dimension there is no leaving

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>>16911380
>Married to two tall Extra Fluffy Weresheep
That poor man, he's been asleep for decades.

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>>16911405
I have a weakness for those neck fluff things.

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>>16911496
doesnt that technically make her a neckbeard?

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>>16911496
i understand, they're lick neck pillows, also i wanna see if weresheep ears are as soft as the plant of the same name

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>>16911503
*like, licking is for when a flock of them were to say, cover me in a mint wine sauce and lick it off

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>>16911455

Gameplay Wise: Slightly easier to acquire due to being a 4* as opposed to a 5*

Her attack is only 2k less than 'normal' artoria lancer while having a smidge more health.

This combined with her ability to generate stars AND focus said crit stars on herself makes her extremly hard hitting when paired up with her buster up and attack up skills, the Normal Lancer can do the buster up and attack buff but swaps out the crit focus for an NP Gauge boost/debuff removal.

NP wise, Alter applies a slight burn and can potentially prevent NP gain for a turn while her 5* counterpart ignores invul/evade and boosts the NP gauge when its done.

All in all, Alter is arguably better due to a better skill set for big crit hits while Normal Lancer is decent for NP spam/invul pierce.

Personality-wise I find the reverse to be true.

Alter is a bit more of a combat junkie than saber alter, although a bit more mature, while Regular lancer is a more mature version of Saber that is constantly afraid of going full-smite mode due to the spear she holds.

I enjoy both, but believe that a Dragon would be more fitting than the bicorn.

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>>16911494
Monster Girl Rip Van Winkle.

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>>16911380
I bet they give the most timid, relaxing blowjobs ever while making cute little noises.

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>>16911522
isn't she already a monster?
also
whats the connection here?

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>>16911526
>tfw no weresheep who makes cute bleating noises

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>>16911498
It's a monster girl. It's cute no matter what.

>>16911503
I'd rest my head on it so hard, I'd be stuck with the weresheep for a long time.

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>>16911520
>I enjoy both, but believe that a Dragon would be more fitting than the bicorn.
Sub needs to draw FGO girls (Ones that weren't already monstergirls) as monstergirls one day.

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>>16911527
>isn't she already a monster?
???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rip_Van_Winkle

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>>16911535
>???
thought you were talking about the hellsing character

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>>16911533
Would be nice.
Although Gorgon is already a cute.

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If you started styling your hair with a pompadour, could you attract a Quail Harpy?

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>>16911530
>She's a total doe in bed, cutely bleating and getting teary as soon as you put it in
>You have to gently pump her and not go too fast, but thankfully even so her Monster pussy still milks you so it's as satisfying as ever
>her face gets all scrunched up and she makes the cutest squealing bleats when she cums
>Have to gently tell her when you're about to finish or the surprise will stun her completely
>It usually still does anyway
>Needs cuddles as soon as you finish, but has the effect of giving you the greatest rest ever that utterly rejuvinates you
At least, that's when she isn't sheared...

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>>16911542
You'd probably attract more Wurms than anything.
Tunnel snakes rule.

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>>16911545
proof of the superiority of farm type MGs

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>>16911545
>cutely bleating and getting teary as soon as you put it in
That's fucking adorable
Crying during sex sheep a cute

[Anonymous No.]

Quit procrastinating. Work on your art.

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>>16911545
Could only be better if she were a total quickshot too

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>>16911571
I don't draw though

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>>16911571
Writers block, bitch. How about you do your job and fix me so I can do mine?

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>>16911571
Recoloring isn't art. It's just fun pseudoplagiarism.

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>>16911571
I already did a story.

Besides, Guild War is going on in GBF and I just got SRW V

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>>16910820
Santa Horn, free rides for good kids

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>>16911596
>inb4 some god-awful "package" or "cums once a year" pun

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>come home from work one day and go looking around the house for your p'orc waifu
>find a large heart-shaped box in the living room and open it up to find her laying inside, wrapped up in red ribbon digging into her tan, plump body
>"I'm sorry, honey. This fat pig-bitch ended up eating all the Valentine's chocolate she made for you. Instead I'll be your chocolate, so please eat me~"
>this little piggy cried bui bui bui, all night long
why is there barely any p'orc art?!

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>>16911596
>>16911603
Its always a white christmas when she comes.

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>>16911609
She's getting devoured, in many more ways than one.

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>>16911609
Remember, there's no such thing as too hard when fucking your P'Orc wife, either in what you say to her or how you fuck her.

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>>16911609
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHOCOLATE WOMAN?

>>16911616
What if I bit her to taste my chocolate? Chocolate covered bacon is quite delicious, after all.

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>>16911609
>why is there barely any p'orc art?!
Because they're shit.

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>>16911571
gimme a monster girl to doodle. i need a break from my normal stuff

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>>16911629
A P'Orc in a dress!

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>>16911629
Quail Harpy!

The family in my backyard just had chicks and is kicking my man-ovaries into drive

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>>16911629
Shortstack Automaton with a side-braid.

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>>16911629
My magical crystal ball of memery tells me Khepri would be a good direction to go at this particular moment in time.

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>>16911629
a bookish owl harpy

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>>16911629
Yuki-onna in summer heat

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>>16911629
ankole watusi minotaur

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>>16911629
troll

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>>16911629
Wocker

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>>16911616
This is true. She has plenty of cushion for the pushin'. Cushion that I would love to have been the one to cultivate over the years.
>be childhood friends with a with a p'orc
>you both eat lunch together and you often give her the dessert your momster packed you
>when you get older, you start learning how to cook as a hobby
>she's your taste tester and she always eats every last bite, saying it's the most delicious thing she's even had
>after college, you both get married and have lots of piglets, finally giving her the perfectly thicc milf body

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>>16911629
p'orc p'orc p'orc p'orc p'orc p'orc p'orc p'orc p'orc p'orc

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>>16911629
jinko in a frilly dress blushing

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>>16911658
And that's called playing the long game.
Make sure to have groped it plenty while growing up to make it nice and pliable. Tenderize the meat!

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Operator dog

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>>16911629
Given that we were just talking about how P'orcs don't have enough art, they'd be a good choice.

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>>16911668
Would it be possible for them to have ZR with their fur?

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>>16911668
>FAL
>Rhodiepat
would oper8 with

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>>16911571
Give me a bottle of bourbon whiskey and sure, I'll write again. Otherwise fuck off you Irish shit.

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>>16911674
Their fur is the ZR.

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>>16911695
I bet craft beer artisans have real boisterous LSidhes to guide them.
And a bunch of Satyros groupies.

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>>16911698
Yeah well good for them. All I have is bitterness, anger, and a Wisp that won't leave me alone.

You try waking up to fat blue ethereal fanny in your face when you don't want to write and getting writer's block. Nerd.

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>>16911703
I just have a kobold that chews on my ear to wake me up in the morning.

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>>16911668
I want her with no shirt now, just shorts and chest rig, boobs hanging over the magazine pouches

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>>16911697
I thought ZR only refers to a specific ratio of skirt length to skin showing. Wouldn't they need to shave some off if they wanted to keep ZR and wear a longer skirt?

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>>16911720
I think the skin that shows has to be from the thigh

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Seeing asI can't do every request, and orc seemed to be popular. Here is a doodle of her in a dress.

Im not too familiar with the MGE world so sorry if i messed up anything. I'll try better next time

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>>16911748
das qt mane

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>>16911748
Great stuff, that's one cute p'orc!

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>>16911707
I desire to know more. Does she shuffle around and growl/yelp softly while she sleeps?

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>>16911748
Looks adorable

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>>16911748
Man that looks cute as fuck. You should do more.

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>>16911707
Yeah well that's good for you but it's irritating that I can't get work done from a Wisp being a Wisp

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>>16911779
get her friends

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>>16911772
What does oppai devil want?

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>>16911725
>tfw you will never meticulously help your waifu to shop for clothing that will keep her legs in ratio

http://web.archive.org/web/20091017193714/http://kevo.dasaku.net/?p=92

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>>16911748
10/10
Adorable piggu

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>>16911772
Gonna pick her up and carry her off.

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>>16911772
>Oppai loli succubus-family
Ah yes, its that time of night again, good.

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>>16911748
God dammit
How am I supposed to dom this qtpie
You monster, now I just want to cuddle and pamper her

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>>16911748
Did you draw pic-related on /v/ by chance?

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>>16911772
>check his Pixiv
>this guy drew oppai loli Barbatos
Never thought I'd see mecha musume and oppai loli used in tandem.

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>>16911843
A cute!
Cute!

Gonna carry that automaton off!

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>>16911845
I want an Automaton with that bodytype.

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>>16911816
nope. that one's not me

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>>16911858
I would be nice.
But I want to pinch that one's cheeks and comb her hair.

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>>16911859
My bad then, there was a bit of similarity between the two styles.

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>>16911843
>tfw no Barbatos Automaton
>Unstoppable berserker who only listens to you

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>>16911959
Dude

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>>16911959
No.

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>>16911959
kill your self my dude

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>>16911959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVqGROfiKmA

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Don't do it.

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>>16911959
In case you weren't aware, posting furry outside of /b/ and /trash/ is a bannable offence.

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>>16911959
I don't care what this thread thinks, I'd make sweet love to this thing.

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>>16911979
I shouldn't have clicked it.

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>>16911986
furfags out

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>>16911959
At least you got the male right

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>>16911959

>Suicide like this

Do a flip!

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>>16911959
stop huffing fairy dust anon

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>>16911959


(You)

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What ever happened to report, hide and ignore?

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>>16912032
Righteous indignation.

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>>16911220
>you might get assaulted by Oni

Lady, why do you think I'm here?

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I want Bapho hugs!

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>>16912072
I want platonic hugs from a Baphomet.

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>>16912072
I'd talk about magic with a Bapho. Living the Wandering Scholar life would be the best thing for me.

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>>16912045
Beware, she might stop escorting you.

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>>16910368
Nigga i'd eat that with some ketchup.

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>>16912094
I'm sure horseradish would be preferable.

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>>16912094
Ew.

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>>16912072
I want tea and crumpets with a Bapho. Possibly headpats too, with some of >>16912082 afterwards.

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>>16910460
What was that one where two harpies take a dragons husband and basically turn her into their slave, eventually completely mindbreaking her, and abusing her child? That one got me angry for a solid few days.

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>>16911571
Why should I?

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>>16912045
Maybe she took you for a 'getting tied up by a Jorou-Gumo' kinda guy.

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>>16912108
>"I'm glad we're friends anon. You just can't get conversations like this in the Sabbath. It's all "Onii-chan's dick" this and "A little girl's body is true eroticism" that."
>"Well maybe I don't want to be a loli. Have any of them thought of that? I didn't ask to be born in a body that never grows, stuck a perpetual child. Maybe I want to grow up."
Would you comfort a Baphomet that suffers the Baby Doll problem?

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>have class with a catgirl teacher
>she's a bit of a prude sometimes, even by human standards
>she frequently lectures the other catgirl students about not getting carried away during their estrus, saying it's extremely unbecoming of a lady, and even tells you to stay away from them during such times
>one day she walks in to class, looking a little shaky on her legs. her face is pretty red, and she seems to be breathing pretty hard
>"A-Alright, class, today we're... we're going over a new trig formu-ngh~"
>she struggles through the lesson, repeatedly glancing at you
>"Then you take variable XX and add... variable X- X- XY- I can't take it anymore!"
>she bends her over and braces herself against the blackboard
>"Anon, I love you! Please fuck this failure of a teacher full of your babies!"
>everyone in class is now looking at you

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>>16912116
I'd be lying if I said it took any more than a nureonago smiling at me.

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>>16912136
Man this whomps!

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>>16911629
Lich

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>a gyaru amazoness will never sit on your face

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>>16912136
I don't think they'd be staring at you after the teacher snaps from heat, all the girls would be dragging all the boys out for some long awaited fucking.
And then you get dragged to the teacher's lounge by your catgirl teacher for some rough reverse cowgirl.

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>>16911629
A Mouse Girl in a suit!

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>>16912122
Hug her and spend lots of time with her every day.
I'm a sucker for monsters whose loneliness isn't their fault.

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>>16912136
It would be perfect if this was just while she was tutoring me. I'd be free to say yes then. With that many people looking at me, I doubt I could actually respond. Autism keeps hundreds of monstergirls from getting confessed to every day, you can find out more at 4chan.org

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>>16912122
No.

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>>16912136
>try to stammer out some form of reply
>nothing comes out
I guess cat's got my tongue

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>>16912155
Would you help her find a way to become the woman she wants to be anon? I'm sure that once she's a tall, even more bottom heavy girl she'd be very grateful.
She'd probably still be flat though.

>>16912158
How rude.

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>>16912139
Well, to be fair, they're probably the waifuest of all slimes.

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>>16912173
They're top notch housewife.

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>>16912160
>Cheshire bully in your class, literally has pinched your tongue between two of her fingers.
>"Anon says he would love to show every Cat Girl in the class how to make babies."
>Class Oooo's and giggles.

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>>16912178
>Anon winds up pumping every tight catgirl pussy that doesn't have a boyfriend yet.
>All because of that goddamn smug cat.
>The fact that she's clinging to him tightest is extra infuriating.

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>>16912178
I want my Cheshire Cat childhood friend to help me build a kitty harem 20 strong.

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>>16912139
It's cool as you don't smile, wave or call out to one. You wouldn't fall for the old girl standing in the rain with a pleasant smile trick, right, Anon?

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>>16912178
I'd rather have the jinko on the wrestling team

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>>16912204
>get to pick from cute catgirls
>opt for the uncute one built like a brick shithouse

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>>16908037
By talking her way out of things.

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>>16912136
>Anon starts sweating nervously.
>Suddenly his parasite slime childhood friend(s) stand up in the back.
>N-Not without me he isn't!
>Door is kicked down, that ogre bully whose kinda tsun shows up.
>"Who's doin' WHAT to my nerd?"
>Sweating intensifies.png

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>>16912192
>Anon winds up with a harem composed of:
>His smug Cheshire Childhood friend and her two sisters
>The four Gyaru werecats from his class
>The two Nekomata mikos from the local shrine
> The smug flirty Sphinx triplets who own the local bar
>Their Jinko gym teacher
>And your childhood friend's CC Aunt who's also your teacher?
Is 14 okay anon?

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>>16912209
>implying strongfat isn't cute
I worry about you sometimes

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>>16912219
Jesus that is a big harem.

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>>16912178
>They all start huddling around you, trying to get their fair share
>You close your eyes expecting the worst
>Suddenly, its very dark
>That Cheshire teleported you and her into your locker.
>"Thanks for the save"
>"No problem Anon. I didn't mean for it to go that far"
>"Besides, I wanted our first time to happen in private"

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>>16912221
It's not. Too high, muscles too big, paws too big, everything's too big about her. She comes back from practice sweating like a horse, proceeds to bear hug you and smush your face into her sweaty cleavage; now you smell like Jinko sweat, because dumb Jinko reasons.

Uncute.

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>>16912219
For now. If we've run out of cats we might have to broaden our doors, look into "alternative" cat types. I bet there's a few lonely Inari's at the Nekomata's shrine.

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>>16912219
Do the Nekomatas sing this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk

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>>16912230
I knocked it down six from what anon wanted.

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>>16912166
Perfect, that's just my type.
Tall goat girl with a huge rear.
The flat chest only makes her more exotic.
I'll find a way to at least get her the perkiest and largest A cups. Totally flat chest on a tall girl is too cruel a joke or nature.

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>>16912237
This is all a plus for me and I find it very cute

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>>16912241
Well to be honest anything more than one is too many wives for me.

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>>16912248
It would be simpler to find a flat chested Satyros.

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>>16912239
Well I mean if you want to fill the remaining six slots you could always bring in
>The Gyaru Werecats' Kitsune Anego
>The rough Werewolf Miko from the same shrine as the Nekomatas
>The Sphinx Triplets' Pharaoh and Anubis friends
>The Ratatoskr Photography teacher
>And the Shortstack CC Tanuki president.
That's six more.

>>16912240
Nah. They're more into traditional enka ballads.
And dance music. They'll give you private poledances and lapdances if you let them, those lewd Mikos.

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>>16912258
A Satyros doesn't have the raw power or "tightest pussy™" that a Baphomet does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912266
But she has beer.

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>>16912263
>President
I meant principal.
I mean unless you want to fuck the president of a huge company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912266
Touché. Can't argue with Bapho pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912271
I guess beer can make you feel some really nice stuff.

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>>16912248
Then you'd better get her pregnant.
Her tits will swell up to a slight A cup after that to feed her children.
Not that you could avoid impregnating her when she locks her powerful legs around you and refuses to let you pull out.

>>16912271
Some people don't want beer, they want a Baphomet that isn't a loli.

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Translation notes:

>Yobai (夜這い?, "Night crawling") is an ancient Japanese custom that was usually practiced by young unmarried men and women. It was once common all over Japan and was practiced in some rural areas until the beginning of the Meiji period and even into the 20th century.

>At night, young unmarried men would silently enter houses with young unmarried women. A man would silently crawl into a woman's room and make his intentions known. If the woman consented, they would sleep together. By the morning he would leave. The girl's family might know about it, but pretended they did not. It was common for young people to find a husband/wife like this.[

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yobai

>Kiseru (煙管 kiseru?) is a Japanese smoking pipe traditionally used for smoking kizami, a finely shredded tobacco product resembling hair. Notably they were sometimes modified to double as weapons, since they were basically rods with metal ends.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiseru

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a bully
>wolfgirl messing with a timid weresheep
>"Jeez, look at all of this stupid wool. Maybe I should help you shave it all off. Come on, let's show off that chest of yours to everyone."
>"Yes, let's show off that chest."
>you come up behind her and pull her shirt up over her breasts. she's completely flustered and it only gets worse when you start groping her in public
>she weakly begs you to stop as the weresheep is now cheering you on
>tell her not to celebrate because she's next

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>>16912258
But I prefer the baphomet's intellect.
Also as much as I love Satyros-chan, those furred thighs don't do it for me.

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>>16912286
Oh cool, thanks.

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>>16912286
Great. Now I have this image of a Nuraihyon going "Kyaaa!~" and holding her hands against her smiling cheeks as her chosen husband pounces her and starts mating pressing her while her spread legs start wrapping around him.

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>>16912299
>and starts mating pressing her
That was fast, and disappointing.

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>>16912286
You know it doesn't really come off as cuckish to me now that I'm reading it. More in line with like Khepris, but unique in that she's clearly at the top position.
I like her. She makes you a ghost king in a way. That way this ended up being translated dispelled a lot of sourness I might have had. She seems ideal for people into harems, maybe even more than Bicorn, and she seems cool about it too.

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>>16912286
She's shit, a ruined opportunity.

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>>16912287
>SheepFallingOverStunned.jpg
Which is cute. I wanna spook my weresheep wife every morning!

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>>16912249
There is nothing cute about it. She's also too big to properly hug, she's just too damn big. When she falls asleep while sitting on the sofa and topples onto you, you're trapped there for the duration of her nap. Probably drools on you and does those stupid tiger noises in her sleep too, because she can't even purr.

Obvious worst choice.

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>>16912286
I'm with this >>16912310
I think the whole 'cuckqueen' thing was predictably blown out of proportion.

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>>16912287
do not booly the wooly

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>>16912286
She's a pretty cute orgy monster. Also, I feel like she would be the bane of insecurefags with the whole joke thing.

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>>16912310
>>16912321
Anything that suggests a girl is cool with or likes harems is going to get met with vocal disdain, but I see potential for her in a sort of 'party got out of control, now I'm married to a whole bunch of yokai' type thing.

I agree, it reminds me a bit of Khepri.

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>>16912325
The fuck is an insecurefag

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>>16912325
This, I can predict some people will vehemently hate her for that on top of the harem stuff.
>>16912329
Stick around, they'll make themselves known.

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>>16912333
Just tell me

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>>16912321
I disagree. he's still having sloppy sex with literal dozens of women that aren't his wife.

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>>16912339
Harems are not cucking and it's not cheating either.

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>>16912321
He's still fucking other women, and aren't even wives, but concubines.

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>>16912339
>he isnt from Utah
sucker

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>>16912316
It's like you're trying to make me like her more

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>>16912345
>>16912346
The good thing about monster girls is that you can fuck an unlimited amount and there is nothing wrong with that.

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>>16912346
I see it sort of as how the old Khans or powerful people in some medieval societies would have concubines on top of their main wives. You have to remember this is still a setting within that timeframe. Unlike the Bicorn, its not like she's encouraging him to go around fucking them, its rather that he just becomes such a powerful and charming individual they come to him.
I see it as something she in no way would NEED him to do, its not implied she takes any joy in it per say, but rather just revels in everyone having a good time. And is still his main wife at the center of it all.

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>>16912345
Why marry a woman if you're going to spend most of the time fucking women that aren't her?

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>>16912358
Because fucking things is fun

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>>16912286
The profile personality doesn't seem particularly malicious. Is it the teasing and having to wait until night for her to make her move?
It is somewhat unusual that she doesn't make advances during the day. Guess you have to wait until you're in perpetual night mode to solicit her.

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I've been wondering anons, if you had the choice to shack up with one goddess from the monstergirl world with the intent of producing at least one demigod daughteru who would you pick?

>The Chief God
Pros: Holy beauty, perfect and pure skin, silky smooth hair, in charge of reality.
Cons: Prudish and excessively vanilla, Huge fucking nerd. Missionary under the covers with the lights off only.

>The Fallen God
Pros: Kinky as fuck, lewd body made for bedrooms, Fun.
Cons: Doesn't know when to stop, might never stop, intimidatingly horny.

>Posideon
Pros: Nice girl, loves humans a lot, can give you the power to breathe water
Cons: Not much in the way of personality other than nice, might smell of fish, hope you like water.

>Ares
Pros: Muscles, Tall, loves fighting
Cons: Sex is rough and violent, really loves fighting a lot, potential risk to pelvis

Cont.

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>>16912359
Why not fuck your wife the same amount of times?

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>>16912286
One thing that is notable is that while the man will become very attractive to lots of yokai, it seems to be implied that unlike with the bicorn it is up to him whether he accepts them as concubines or not (at that point he is an equal to the nurarihyon so presumably few monsters would be able or willing to force him into sex). So you could in theory stick with just one wife.

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>>16912362
Ares, without doubt

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>>16912359
Then don't marry

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>>16912357
>I see it sort of as how the old Khans or powerful people in some medieval societies would have concubines on top of their main wives
I hadn't thought of it like that. Makes a bit more sense. Seems a bit unnecessary, but I guess its a useful way for people who are indecisive and want to sample a bunch of girls with no worries about getting whisked away.

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>>16912358
To make her blush.

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>>16912362
Ares please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912357
I still see her as a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912362
Poseidon is described as a onee-san type.

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>>16912362
Ares for sure. Fighting beautiful woman is great.

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>>16912366
It seems it imply that's it's mandatory to get a massive harem with her. She can't turn off her powers.

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>>16912364
Cause sometimes you wanna fuck other things too without the commitment
I'll stop because it's an utterly foreign concept here, but plenty of people are fine with having a main girl and a/several side chicks. But that'll get met with complaints of 3dpd sentimentalities and cuck shouting and stuff so w/e

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>>16912362
Chief God. If she's to busy loving me and our daughteru, then she isn't trying to eliminate the DL. Monster girls won't have to worry about reverting to monsters.

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>>16912383
That's wrong in both 3D and 2D

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>>16912383
Then you shouldn't marry a girl in the first place if that's what you want.

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>>16912362

>Eros
Pros: Will love you with every fiber of her being, delicious brown with pink accents in the hair department, passionate lover.
Cons: Will not stop until she has a baby, ultimate love freak, wants you to help her get couples together.

>Bastet
Pros: All the benefits of different catgirls in a delicious brown package, cuddly, catgirl monstergirls like you.
Cons: capricious, mischievous, this includes Cait Siths.

>Bacchus
Pros: The Party Goddess, All the booze you could ever want, down for anything.
Cons: Afterparty cleanup is a nightmare, lazy, gets aggressive while drunk and she's always drunk.

Should I go into thread Goddesses now?

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>>16912388
Sir, sir, you've made a mistake, Eros doesn't have any cons listed
I'll take Eros

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>>16912388

If the bitch can cure my cat allergies I'll take her. Antihistamines are fucking worthless.

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>>16912382
Well it states that he "can" become a being capable of dominating many yokai, not that he "will." Likewise it states many monsters will seek copulation with him, not that he has to accept.

Its more ambiguous than the bicorn at least, as they uniformly encourage/tempt their husband to form harems, while the nura seems fine either way.

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>>16912397
He'll still have monstergirls flocking to him every day begging for sex. They probably won't leave easily or at all.

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>>16912286
Her design and the text calling her your mistress seem like femdom, but the whole harem thing and making you more powerful it's maledom fuel. I'm confused.

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>>16912407
It's almost like these things aren't a black and white dichotomy one can categorize like so many hyphen-dere's

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>>16912407
Mistress is another word for lover as well as a femdom thing, you know.

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>>16912414
In this context though it seems to refer to her being the leader of the home. Its not until she raises the man's inherent charm and power that he becomes her "equal."

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>>16912388
I'm doing it.

>Amaterasu
Pros: Friendly, kind, all sorts of kinky applications of brush techniques.
Cons: Enormous pervert, starting to get a little desperate, Rejuvenation means no breaks.

>Hathor
Pros: The sweetest girl you'll ever meet, motherly, enormous brown tits.
Cons: In constant need of milking, shy, very big.

>Ra
Pros: Regal, Honorable, Has a body like a supermodel.
Cons: Kuudere as hell, always dominant, socially awkward.

>Set
Pros: Long tongue, Anubooty, Buttslut.
Cons: Constantly horny, Mayadere, Will use you as her eternal dickthrone.

>Apep
Pros: Long thick coils, Boner inducing Contralto voice, venoms for all occasions
Cons: Very clingy, sleeps all day and is active at night, wants to dethrone Ra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912422
Well it's your own fault for not being enough of a man to start with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912429
Number wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912429
Ammy best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912429
I'll go with Ra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912429
>very big.
>con

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912429
The buttslut shit ruined Anubis

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>>16912322
>tfw no cute weresheep to protect from bullies

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, give that salamander at the bar a chance, even if its a small one.

She's not been the same since she lost her leg to the greatest enemy of all.

Diabetes.

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>>16912438
Not sure if retarded

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>>16912429
Can we worship Mosura too?

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>>16912452
>salamander in a night dress
OOoh that must be very nice.

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>>16912452
It'll grow back.

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>>16912450
Would she be the most timid girl ever?
Would she blush to the point of nearly crying when you held her hand?
Would you stroke her hair and tell her there's nothing to be afraid of when she bleats that she's afraid of bullies in the part of town you're passing by?
Would you sleep for hours with her just so she feels comfortable against you?

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>>16912429
Hathor, any other answer is wrong

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>>16912450
thats a mighty big sheep
>tfw no 7-10 ft sheep girl

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>>16912458
That it would be.

>>16912463
Well yeah, but she has to deal with being called stumpy for a while.

Do you know how fun that is?

Not very.

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>>16912429
>No goddess whose main trait is just chilling out like a normal girl
I'd pick Hathor if I wasn't lactose intolerant.

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>>16912469
You know, I'm usually a fan of big girls myself, but for some reason all this talk of a helplessly waifish and shy, timid weresheep is just too adorable to me.
She can still be busty of course, just short and in DIRE NEED of protection and tlc is what seems right to me.

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>>16912474
You're looking for that dastardly Lilim, Haruhi

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>>16912474

Alpollo used to be a thing.

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>>16912499
Blessings to you, duderino!

[Anonymous No.]

Kakuens from outer space.

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>>16912355
There is something wrong with your head if that sounds likable, I'm demonstrating how you're making the worst possible choice. She's not even good at the whole intimacy thing, it's all just being stoic and shit while the big, burly catgirl rubs her cheek against yours, or thinks she's being cute and tries to scoot up next to you, but pussies out and ends up sitting a few inches away incessantly tapping with the end of her tail. Or ends up acting on instinct and pouncing when you turn your back, congratulations, now you have 200+ pounds of dumb tiger draped over you, awkwardly shifting a bit every now and then, because she doesn't know what to do to salvage her cool and reserved image; protip: it probably end in tiger tears. Stupid big cats.

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>>16912286
Why it says yokai instead of mamono?
Are we touhou now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912511
Its referring to the Zipangu mamono.

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>>16912511
Because it refers specifically to the native monsters of notJapan?

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>>16912456
Mosura ya!
Mosura!

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>>16912499
>Alpollo
Pros: Chill, down for everything, loves vidya
Cons: Doritos and mountain dew, stutters a lot, is an Alp.

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>>16912501

May the sun shine on forever.

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>>16912450
>tfw no timid weresheep to bully with drive-by shearings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912524
>stuttering Alp meme
I still find this cute.

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>>16912505
More like cuddly big cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912537
YAMERO
DONT TOUCH MAH SHEP

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>>16912553
I'm going to touch so many weresheep.

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>>16912557
I'm with you. I feel like I would invade farms to shag the cows and sleep with the weresheep.

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>>16912561
I would platonically sleep with the weresheep so I can get a decent night's sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you'll never be a teacher with an obsessive shirohebi student who later becomes your wife

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>>16912553
Too late, some weresheep's getting 'nerd' sheared onto her fluffy bits.

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>>16912569
I'd get just her wool and run away most likely, staying with her would be too dangerous as I would nuzzle her nuck fluff and my hands would touch dirty places.

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>>16912572
>obsessive shirohebi
redundant

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>>16912569
I want to hire a weresheep to help me with my insomnia.

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>>16912583
Obsession and devotion are always worth mentioning. They're my favorite virtues.

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>>16912572
Good, because I always feel uncomfortable when it comes to male teacher with female student relationships.

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>>16908902
Holy... I never realized before just how much I wanted this...

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>>16912543
Then maybe you can save her from her permavirginity.

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>>16912572

What a fucking cutie pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16904436

>>>/i/500911
hush

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912595
YOU DONT SAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912595

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912602
Cuuuuute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912595
The tentacles are a bit of a bummer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912602
>a distant "YAMEROOO" can be heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912612
?

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>>16912464
The answer to all of those would be a mighty yes. She may be timid and a bit of a nervous girl, but it doesn't change the fact the I love her and care greatly about her. I may be a bit shy myself, but I'd throw all that nervousness aside to stand up to her bullies to give them a piece of my mind, even if the odds were against me. No one is going to harm the girl I care and love so dearly, so once they leave her alone we can snuggle up in bed together as she drifts off to sleep with a big cute smile on her face.

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>>16912612
So commission melon to make you a tentacle-free blueberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912618
I wonder who could be behind this advertising

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912614
Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912624
who knows, i've been shitposting in discord the whole time

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>>16912552
It's all fun and games until summer rolls around and those cuddles turn damp and sticky. Imagine the irritation of the dumb thing sneaking into your bed thinking she'll look all cute when you find her cuddled up next to in the morning, except you wake up drenched in both of your sweat with her fuzzy limbs and tail keeping you from the sweet revivification of a lukewarm shower.

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>>16912624
Not melon but someone who commissioned him.

Commission someone else if you're paranoid.

Always good to have more blueberry art.

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>>16912635
I was just fucking with you, anon.

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>>16912617
>A group of delinquent boys and some monstergirls have Shysheep cornered
>She's teary eyed, curled up against the wall, wishing she could just be off sleeping somewhere they couldn't find her
>Anon bursts on the scene, tells them to get lost and go find something else to spend their useless time on
>They're mildly taken aback and, not wishing to turn the situation into something they could get in trouble for, scoff and head off
>Anon gingerly approaches the Weresheep, who instantly jumps against him, bawling into his shoulder while bleating out thank yous
>He offers to walk her home, and they get to know each other along the way
>She's just the most precious thing ever, wouldn't hurt a fly, doesn't like loud noises but is a total sweetheart and cute to boot
>When they finally get home she's still a bit shaken up and asks if Anon will come inside and keep her company
>They end up falling asleep on the couch, with her practically forcing herself into his arms facing his chest, mewling as she falls asleep and holding him tightly as her wool does its work and quickly makes him pass out as well
She's gonna depend on you from now on, anon. You've probably made her feel the safest she ever has. Hope you like having a gorgeous, sweethearted and pofupofu Weresheep girlfriend who totally relies on you and in turn wants to do whatever she can to make you comfy and happy.

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>>16912601
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912635
Speaking of blueberry, you might like this if you hadn't already seen.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62542796

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912655
I had high hopes for a demon, was disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912657
Thousand pardons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912655

Nice. That looks just like a sketch I had made a little while back. I should probably look into getting it turned into a color piece.

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>>16912561
>Anon invades a farm and shags the cow, making her cum and impregnating her in the process
>Turn out she was the owner's wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912663
You don't need to apologize you know? It's still a very nice piece, just not for my taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912666
pls die

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912666
Satan no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912666
Guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912666
Satan, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912644
I love every moment of it I can cherish, because no one harms my girlfriend. I make her the happiest girl in the world, as I happy snuggle with her every night.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to rape a squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912691
The squirrel already knows of your plan and made the necessary arrangements to deal with you.

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>>16912286
Hm. I can picture a Nurarihyon with a pair of Ochimusha retainers owning a small hot-spring centered village of Oni. She'd probably be some badass from back in the day that retired because all the fighting became troublesome. Now all she'd want to do is laze about and enjoy her vices.

Eventually, some anon's gonna get lost up in those mountains and discovered by the villagers. After getting the crap scared out of 'em by all the Oni talking about taking him to "the boss," they'd be kind of shocked to meet a relaxed boosehound layabout that just wants to hear how humans have been doing for the past hundred years or so.

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>>16912666
>And that's about when the Pink Berets burst through the windows, doors and ceiling to forcibly take Anon god-knows-where with a purple bag over his head and zip-ties binding his wrists to his ankles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912703

Let's not turn this rape into a rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912644
I'd kind of rather see her explode one day when the bullies push it too far. Because monstergirls are naturally stronger than humans, she could probably tear them apart and leave them as scraps for the others.

> anon encourages getting a haircut, says it would be good to look her in the eye
> day by day she gains more confidence
> eventually she is caught lone in the hallway by the bullies
> anon's face when she is holding one of them by the leg and swinging them like a weapon at the others
> after that, she goes from shy and insecure to a total genki ball of cuddlefluff.

teach a man to fish and all that.

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>>16912743
They've already got anti-bully countermeasures naturally anyway. Try to push her up against a wall, and you get drowsy and slump over. She's even nice enough to catch you so you don't hit your head on the way down.

[Anonymous No.]

>all the weresheep in this thread
I am so happy right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912762
Gyaru Weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912743
>Waits in front of your house every morning, holding her bag with both hands, feet together, eyes wide, a huge beaming smile, and her little tail ball of floof wiggling back and forth
How will she handle her 'first time' with Anon?

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>>16912762
Me too. Plus it seems that after creating the post of defending a cute Weresheep from bullies, I'm starting to wonder if my waifu is in fact a weresheep, because if so I'm cool with that since weresheep are top tier in my opinion.

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>>16912775
They've always been top five for me, and through all the shifting and changing around, they've remained there.
As someone who's nearly an insomniac, I'd honestly do anything for a weresheep waifu. Sleepsex and Cuddlesex and just sleeping together all soft and cuddled. Too perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912780

I don't have insomnia, but I am a night owl. It's pretty shit but at least it gives me a reason to exercise. If I wear myself out I have a chance of being able to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912762
Baa, baa, blacksheep, have you any wool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912829
>tfw no weresheep blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912780
I agree, it is just so perfect for someone like me who loves to cuddle/snuggle and has trouble falling asleep ever so often. I can't imagine anything more relaxing than resting your head on a weresheep's lap while she runs her hands through your hair and massages your scalp. All the while chatting with you about your day inherit beautiful voice as you drift off into the most blissful sleep you've ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912762
>>16912829
My urge to become a Weresheep farmer is rising.

Can't slack off on shearing season though, lest my Weresheep end up like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzSNM_umqqo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912595
Did the commissioner pay extra to get it colored or are you just doing that for shits and giggles?

[Anonymous No.]

>a thicc Phantom will never steal your heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912754
Just get some painting coveralls, maybe a mask too. It's a hassle, but at least it adds to the intimidation factor as a fully covered figure closes in on the weresheep who only a moment ago was so confident in her natural defenses. And soon after she's backed into a corner the sorrowful bleating is drowned out by the unrelenting buzz of an electric shear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912866
XD good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912866
You're a cunt. At least they get rapey when sheared though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912286
Thanks for this anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912429
Set sounds pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912612
I'm not the biggest fan of tentacles, but I can live with them. I just imagine it's her husband with the tentacle spell put on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912945
I figure that apparent. Seems hot. Would try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912937
Be careful anon, she's a rough girl.
Not at all like the Anubises that she resembles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912948
I'd be more okay with transformations in MGE if they didn't also reduce the person's mental faculties. Husbands turned into beasts or tentacle creatures are basically mindless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912948
Hell yeah I'd try it. I was skeptical at first about tentacles but when I went back and re-read the world guide section about the Sabbath spells it really came off as not that bad. Id do it to give my MGs the most pleasure I could possibly give them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912957
I remember it saying that when he turns into tentacles, he still remains HIM but his sex drive goes through the roof or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912965
Nope, you just become a mindless tentacle creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912737
Who's even getting raped at that point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912953
>she's a rough girl

I have a fetish for a girl who isn't scared to hurt me. Set gives me a fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912957
>>16912975
KC basically assumes that men don't care what happens to them as long as he gets to fuck a cute girl. The results can be pretty terrifying sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912975
Actually yeah you're right. It does say "his intelligence drops sharply and all he can think about it entangling the girl in front of him"

Hell I'd still do it. It would look hot and I'd always now I was the one doing it.

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>>16912975
You just get overtaken by lust and your int drops. Its not like you need to be able to process complex information when you're a pleasure beast going to town on your wife.
Though I shouldn't speak too soon, people are really nitpicky and particular here.
Sounds fun though. Would do with no remorse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912988
Id always know*

Fuck it's early and I'm tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912765
Why does the thought of gyaru MGs make my penis go doki doki?

[Anonymous No.]

A good servant knows his place is beneath his master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912977
I hope you enjoy shooting load after load into her anus as she rides you day in and day out on her posh throne, looking back at you with a smug sharktooth grin as her massive ass slams against your crotch again and again with the force of a jackhammer.
You should be grateful she gave you plush cushions to sit on so your pelvis doesn't shatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913003
A good servant enjoys it. I'd enjoy master Anubis face sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913000
Because brown is love, and the idea of a mg acting like a teasing, promiscuous schoolgirl gets me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913000
Because they're easy? Even by monster girl standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912995
>Its not like you need to be able to process complex information when you're a pleasure beast going to town on your wife.
So? I still don't want to become a mindless sex beast. The concept of complete loss of identity and of your normal mental faculties is fucking disturbing and there's something seriously wrong with you if you think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913011
Would you enjoy her grinding against you and calling you her slutty little chair?
Would you enjoy it if she pulled aside her soft panties to reveal her pussy and told you to start licking?
Would you enjoy it when she starts grinding harder while lazily deepthroating you and milking dozens of loads out of you?
Would you enjoy it when she finishes and then makes you use your hands to lick up what she left on your face when she came?
Would you enjoy it when she snuggled up to you afterwards and called you a good boy while nuzzling her face against yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913024
Yeah yeah we've heard it before

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913007
I'd not be prepared for that. But that's the fun part for her.

>spoiler

Atleast she's nice enough to give me that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913024
t. HxC straightedge w4rrior

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913031
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
YES!

All of that sounds perfect, I don't know what I love more, face sitting and blowjob from an Anubis, or being told by an Anubis I'm a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913024
It's ok to have you're opinion, man. And it's fine if you want to headcanon it with you not "losing intelligence" or having a "lose of identity".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913032
>>16913039
I seriously don't understand you people. Monsterization/incubization are fine and all but this is just fucking wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913012
>you're walking back from work when you hear someone shout "Hey mister!" towards you
>you turn to see a very curvy CC succubus sauntering towards you in a two sizes too tight school uniform
>"Like, my names Stacy! If you want mister we can get a hotel where you can give me every ounce of your spirit energy that's packed away in those huge balls of yours!"
>what she really wants is just a man who will cuddle with her every night

[Anonymous No.]

You are playing with your Ochimusha waifu are roleplay about a captured spy that has the deactivation code of an automaton army that will invade Zipangu, to give her the chance to act more dominant:

> You are rushed through a hallway into a room by a busty warrior dragging you by the arm.
> You try to free yourself, pull your arm back, push her, stop walking, but she doesnt stop and you continue to be dragged. Only now you fully realize, despite her femenine and graceful figure how strong she really is.
> You make it to a room. Dimly lit with the moonlight entering through the windows and a chair with restraints in the center. You are amazed at the effort she put in the ambientation for the scene.
> Despite your struggle, she easily puts you into the chair and press her katana against your neck.
> She asks you for the codes, you refuse. She then proceeds to slowly take off her crimsom red kimono, standing before you naked. Blue pale skin the same color as the moon rays, fit body, generous DD breasts, pitch black beautiful black hair , beautiful yellow eyes and a set of abs that would make a Jinko jealous, all this packed in a femenine hourglass figure. It is as if the beauty of the moon shed itself into the room and took physical form. Truly if it wasnt for the fact that you knew who she was, you might mistake her as a lunar goddess of beauty.
> "I casted off my robes to make myself comfortable with all Im going to do with you if you dont speak ningen. No one is coming to rescue you, it is all you and me. If you know what is good for you, you will talk."
> She sits on top of you and without warning your face is somethered into her generous bossom, holding you firmly. You cant help but notice how good they smell.
> A couple of minutes latter you tap at her arm as you need air. She release you and stands up.

> "Ready to talk?"
> You move your head to signal a negative.
> "Baka, ningen gajin. KISAMA!"
> She yells, slashing at your right cheek with her katana, with your "blood" flying from her weapon and flowing from your cheek. You feel a blazing heat slowly flowing from your cheek into your manhood, before you can even properly react.....
> SLAP!
> The warrior delivers a good whack with her hand to your wounded cheek, causing your manhood to rise like a tower with the hardness of diamonds.
> She sits on your lap again and begins to lick your "blood" directly from your wound, like a vicious vampire. The pleasure is so much, your mind starts to melt. She suddenly stops and whispers to your ears while showing you her stained blade menacingly.
> "You taste delicious. I am going to kiss you for 10 minutes straight. If you get tired and break the kiss before, you are going to get cut further. I wonder how long into the night will you be able to endure until you finally break and talk."

Damn, she seems to really have immersed herself in the character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913058
Oh that's just a treat.
Only if she stays in character as long as possible. I wanna see how far she takes this while teasing her subtly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913040
She'll even give you a lazy kiss with tongue as she falls asleep muttering about how much she loves you.

>>16913050
It's only temporary anon. More like a haze of lust. I'm not into it but it's certainly not death of personality.

>>16913058
>Anon pounds her ass all night long before collapsing on top of her and starting to kiss her neck.
>She's long since been reduced to an ahegoing orgasming mess.
>The next morning she wakes up alone with a note on the desk.
>"I had fun! Here's my number if you want to do this again. Call me!"
>She has to stop herself from loudly squealing in joy right then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913105
>It's only temporary anon.
That doesn't make it okay. If a Kraken shoved a tentacle up your ass that's also only temporary, but would you be fine with it because of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913079
This is great anon, thanks!

Ochimusha ain't playing no games with the roleplay, I gusss this is a good thing. And damn the way you described that ochi made me want to go find one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913079
She doesn't have to do so rude about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913126
I like prostate play so I imagine my monster waifu would oblige.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913105
>spoiler

That would be so nice, just having a lazy passionate kiss before falling asleep in each other's arms. I can't think of anything more perfect than doing that with an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913126
If people are into it then yeah, why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913105
>It's only temporary anon. More like a haze of lust. I'm not into it but it's certainly not death of personality.

This. And if that other anon doesn't like it, he just doesn't have to do it. It's a optional sex spell, it's not mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913152
It's just another case of 'I cant believe other people are into things other than I am'
Version #257

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913152
>optional
Just because it's optional doesn't mean you get a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913143
>>16913150
Alps need to leave

[Anonymous No.]

Having a lazy day with you waifu is the best thing you can do. Having her walk around in nothing but a panties and a t-shirt. Having sex when ever the urge comes up. Doing nothing but playing video games and watching movies.
that would be the absolute best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913158
What sort of amazing feat did I do to get my dom waifu to reward me with such a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913158
This, lazy days with the waifu are for treasuring. When you or her don't have anything to do so you just walk around in comfy sleep clothes. Maybe spending most of the day in with bed with her and then fucking when the urge comes up like you said. Ain't no serious roleplay or foreplay needed, just some "I'm horny, want to fug?"

That would be perfect to have once in a while with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913079
It's easy for her, the undead don't need rest, but normal people prefer to get some sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913169
All of that sounds amazing.
But like you said, it's a good thing every once in a while. You shouldn't do it everyday or it losses the comfy feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912859
shh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913194
Sooo... yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913158
This is everything I want with my demonfu anon.
One of the times she's sexiest is when she wanders out into the living room scratching her bountiful ass and yawning in nothing but her g-string panties and an oversized Hellhound Heavy Metal band's T-shirt with her hair unkempt and frizzy.
That's just begging for me to sit her in my lap and cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913143
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913185
It's good with busy girls. She can just have a day off to relax with her husband on the special occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913217
It's not gay if it's your waifu giving you the ol' dancing tunnel worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913226
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913228
You can't stop me and my waifu from getting dirty in the backdoor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913230
He doesn't have to, since she's not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913158
No time to rest, boyim. There's money to be made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913241
Can I pay her to take a day of so we can be lazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913251
Of corse you can pay her for the privilege of brushing her tail, cuddling with her and having lazy sex when it strikes her fancy. She will still grumble about all the deals she's not making though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913233
Not him. But please stop reminding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls are built for all kinds of /d/ fetishes
>There is nothing better than tender, loving vanilla sex with them

I blame Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913274
>Monster girls are built for all kinds of /d/ fetishes
Like what? Most monster girls have fewer lewd options available than human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913274
>>Monster girls are built for all kinds of /d/ fetishes

They can be used for that, but so can everything. They were specifically "built" for it.

I'm fine with whatever fetish you want to do with MGs. Just know what's for here and what's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913284
They weren't* specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913210
>g-string
That's lewd anon. I love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913079
... demon silver has some bad foreplay implications. Redcaps aside, can't they excuse away some pretty gruesome torture devices as "lol demon silver jk" hand waves?

> Decide one afternoon living in MGC that you need a simple form of protection
> Ochimusha friend recommends a local artisan shop over any common undependable options
> Have to travel 40 minutes outside of the city to what looks initially like some kind of barn house
> Inside the wooden structure, a cyclops and three employees are hard at work on their orders
> On one wall rests a bunch of completed projects, most of it starts out predictable
> Nippon folded steel, knives, daggers, cleavers, and some western longswords all look pretty familiar
> Pretty sure you saw a kiki with a kitchen knife like that, actually
> More obscure weapons start to come into play. Oni-style kanabo, tridents, the like.
> It only gets weird when demon silver pliers start coming into play
> Why would that even need to be a thing? Pliers that can't seriously hurt a person? What would someone need to do with those?
> Are those school supplies? Scissors, box cutters, x-acto knives, and mechanical pencils give you pause
> One of the employees sees you staring, and explains that "after one shirohebi decided she wanted to scare away a love rival in after class, there was a rise in requests by people who wanted to recreate the scene they saw without the grievous aftermath."
> You overhear a conversation in the back about how the "couple's iron maiden order" was going to be delayed due to the complexity of the order
> Deciding you didn't need to hear any more of this, you ask for a simple folding keychain knife before booking it

[Anonymous No.]

It's an autistic color shitfit episode.
http://imgur.com/a/HL7oO/layout/grid

Now if you excuse me. My bed calls to me the same way hotdog aficionados call to one another when someone in the region puts ketchup on a wiener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913384
>Deciding you didn't need to hear any more of this, you ask for a simple folding keychain knife before booking it
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/z1I0p7Q.png

Diamonds.

I'm glad our waifufags have showed us their true girlyboy forms. Makes the alphamale NTR fantasies much more beliuevable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913391
>Not putting tomato sauce on hotdogs
>Not putting fried onion, mustard, tomato sauce, cheese and chili sauce on hotdogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913384
Bongistan, please. Don't you guys have some deadly toothpicks to regulate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913416
>alphamale NTR fantasies

I have informed the police. Soon it will be off to the matango pits with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913430
He's right though. Especially in the case of gazerfag. It's like taking a fat piece of ass from a shota.

[>>500911 No.]

>>16913202
shh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913514
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913514
I just wanted to know if you actually would color the sketches if you got paid for it. God damn it man.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget, the minimum number of times you must cum in your Kitsune wife a day is equal to the number of tails she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913526
It means he wants attention

[>>500911 No.]

>>16913532
yes
tried to bait people to email instead of talking about it in thread but that obviously didnt work

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913535
On the other hand, the more tails she has, the more she can empower you with DE, so it's not hard to keep up. Especially if she's an Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

People keep mentioning it but what do the waifufags actually look like? Any pictures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913416
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913544
Well that was stupid of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913565
in hindsight, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913535
9 times?

Anon I don't think I have that much cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913568
Oh well, now you know. And now I know just to send an email directly instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913568
Well ya shoulda known "shh" don't mean shit to anyone. Not that I'm particularly interested in harping on you, I just have a personal beef with vagueness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913579
>>16913577

still working on not being retard 24/7, will take that into account.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never receive a time-faded invitation in the mail, addressed to you with a date of some centuries ago
>You'll never turn to return to your house, considering binning the obvious scam when the temperature plummets, a frosty breeze blows, and an etherial carriage careens down the street, led by pale specters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913588
No biggie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913573
>Individuals having 9 tails are known as "kyubi-no-kitsune" and they are said to have immense, almost god like demonic energy.
>A Kyubi-no-kitsune's husband will be infused with immense demonic energy.
In short, you're basically guaranteed to be a strong Incubus with limitless reserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913588
keep at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913592
That's cool, I get a bigger dick and I can indulge in pleasure all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913588
You and me both man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913429
And lolicons to arrest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913589
Ice queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913706
Not by a long shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913715
Then who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913722
I bet it's a pixie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913589
Continue walking indoors as I fear the old blood and could never accept such an invitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913722
Some kind of elder vampire? I dunno, it can survive being ground into paste by a huge wheel, so it's not an ordinary vamp.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you are a dirty filthy
perverted lolicon, please proceed to your local sabbath branch and seek help immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913739
"help"

[Anonymous No.]

Man, life fucking sucks.
How do you faggots survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913744
Yes. You will be "registered" and provided with a personal "therapist" to make sure you're cured of your "illness".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913747
The delusion that one day monster girls will be real. That's what stops me from being an hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913747
drinking every night
the doctor says I need to stop because I'm showing early signs of cirrhosis but what the fuck does he know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913747
I'm a normie

[Anonymous No.]

Maebari MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913775
I don't know... that's a bit to slutty for my taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913779
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913747
By just going through the motions.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we need to talk about the real threat to our cities.

Roving gangs of weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913889
Just have anon and his werewolf harem herde them out of the cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913384
Originally Demon realm silver is used for subduing the target without injuring him. The pleasurable bit comes from the MG's demonic energy entering through the "wound".

It's pretty common for Succubi to slash her prey with a demonic silver sword before taking him home.

[Anonymous No.]

How could you act like you love your monster girls and still think of them like livestock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913889
I hear they even shear each other when gearing up for a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913592
Look at all that mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913908
>ywn get stabbed by a Hellhound ex-convict in dark alleyway
>she will never continue stabbing you with her demon silver shiv until you submit to her and become her "Prison husband"

Please I'm just joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913917
People in the south love their livestock very much anon, if you get my meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913900
Nah, the werewolves are too lazy.
Kobolds are for that

>>16913926
Yep, they make it into sweaters and blankets they wrap folks in before carrying them off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913945
Jesus that sounds horrible. Remember to stay away from the hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913889
Weresheep? Pfff.
What are they gonna do? "Baaa" at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913945
>Niggerhounds
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913968
Their wool is suppressing their urges to rape. If you shear it off then she's like a Holst who got denied sex for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913968
Nah, they're just gonna surround you with their fluff and show you how 'baaaaad' they can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913965
I actually like the idea of it, her stabbing me into submission. I'd love begin attacked by such a powerful and dominant girl.

It's even better if I actively try to avoid them because the experience will be even scarier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913980
Well then I guess I just won't shear it off? They pretty much foiled their own plans.

>>16913981
Unless they somehow manage to pull this off, which I doubt given how slow they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913973
>>16913965
Don't worry, I'm just kidding. Canonically they wouldn't hurt a male. I wasn't being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913986
>wants to be stabbed
How much lower can hellhoundfags go I wonder.
What's next? Fetishizing being actually killed during rape by one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913993
see
>>16913926

Alternatively, they'll just abduct you while you're wrapped in weresheep wool blankets. It's so comfy no Anon would want to wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913994
I wonder how a Hellhound would react to accidentally hurting her lover.

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is coming, are you ready? Would she like the beach and beachy things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914014

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914006
Those deviant weresheep. They're gonna get some stern talking to.
What kind of gang kidnaps people anyway? What for? Ransom? They look too young to be terrorists.

[Anonymous No.]

Ratatoskr related stuff
>There'll still be new beastman girls with the classic more human like legs as well as the newer more beast like digitigrade ones from now on
>Not all Ratatoskrs lose their smugness when getting married
>The world tree is full of portals n shit
>Nidhogg and Hraesvelgr both exist in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914016
Note the last line: Source is World Guide 2.

>Then, in order to make it easier to live in the mamono realm and make it into a land that is pleasurable and entertaining for visiting human men; the monsters have started to develop the natural environment throughout the mamono realm. With the aid of tentacles whose intelligence has been dramatically improved, they've established forest parks where couples can play with the tentacles and pleasurably have sex. By borrowing the power of fire and water elementals they've established hot springs where a family can soak together and intimately have sex. By borrowing the power of the monsters of the oceans they've established swimming beaches that can be enjoyed by families, and are also great spots for men to meet monsters in swimsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16910512
No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914016
Last year she froze the entire place while trying to smile so I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914016
Summer is coming and I dislike the heat. I also have really bad jay fever. But Mamono mana can fix both of those.

She'd love the beach, especially sun bathing and playing sports. Although usually it's always hot where we'd live so summer may have just a slightly noticeable heat change. I just hope she gets a lot of time off from work to enjoy summer with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914021
Isn't that a cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914028
I bet the ratatoskr "world tree" must just be one of the busiest places around with dozens of squirrel girls running about and popping in and out of portals at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914041
They're trying to get info on your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914004
It's nothing new when we have Redcap, Ochimusha, Cursed Sword, Werewolf and Mershark as monsters that frequently abuse demon silver or have traits similar to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912286
Something about this profile made me think
>what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch I have over one hundred confirmed youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914039
I'm just saying they'd panic a lot if their husband gets unintentionally hurt. Physically or mentally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914047
All top tier girls, is this a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs adventuring and battles when you can study alchemy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914047
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Ochimusha Jane
WACHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914027
Boyfriends!
Why else would they do this stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914066
EXTRA THICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912407
>New profile comes out
>Immediate "is she xdom or ydom" post instead of just talking about the girl itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914066
Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914093
Don't what? Jump good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914085
They need to make a gang to get BOYFRIENDS? Why not just ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914086
I'd like a LARGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914096
Don't continue living

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914062
That ShyNEET is getting a face on her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914098
Sheep have a herd mentality.
>>16914105
You're grumpy. Why are you grumpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912595
>tentacles
It's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914111
>grumpy
More like passively mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914116
But why are you mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914125
Everything. I'm never not mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914057
Man, I love the thought of a Hellhound cheerig me up after a bad day with soft, warm cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914132
Grumpy like a grumpy cat.

[Anonymous No.]

Ibis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914139
That's a mouse you fuckin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914041
I bet it's like a physical Wikipedia accessible from portals in various trees the world over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914148
I'm a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914148
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914031
>swimming beaches that can be enjoyed by families
laughingkrakens.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914183
I bet there are buff seamen around to slap some kraken ass if they do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912286
Holy fuck, she literally turns you into Chad.
Why would any Mamono ever bother with Anon when Chadicus Maximus is parading through town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914182
Leave them alone you meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914192
>Placing yourself in the loser spot
You're very dumb, you know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914192
Please do not kill insecurefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914206
Actually, kill them. They're /r9k/-tier with their constant whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913140
Maybe you shouldnt had asked her for a POW interrogation roleplay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914192
All girls do that with demonic energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914192
Protip: monster girls are rare in MGE and most people will never encounter one. If they do it's most likely an insect, slime or Succubus.
You can't actively go out looking for one or you'll get killed by the Order.
Even in MGE you'd still be forever alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914223
That's grossly inaccurate. The actual thing KC said was that its not unusual for a peasant in Order lands who lives their life never travelling to never encounter a monster girl.

I don't know where you got the idea that the Order kills travelers. Maybe they would if they knew someone was looking for monster girls, but they'd usually have no way of knowing that.

And monster girls are only rare in comparison to the total number of humans, barring very rare races like echidnas they are not hard to find if you go looking for them. Not to mention their numbers grow by the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914211
> /r9k/-tier
> constant whining
Bro do you even?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914211
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914192
Well for one it would be hard to find such people (there are probably only a relative few nura husbands in all of Zipangu). And assuming the "hundred" is remotely literal then even this "Chad" will end up at the point that new monster girls cease trying to get with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914232
>>16914236
Don't be fucking stupid guys come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914231
The ratio of monsters to humans is 1 to 10, and then the ratio of every other kind of monster girl to succubi and insect types is again 1 to 10.

Even if you encounter a "worthwhile" monster girl odds are she won't be single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914245
Source for the "1 to 10" monster/human ratio thing?

And if its that much of a problem, just seek out a hakutaku for advice on how to find the monster girl you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914245
you;re forgetting the mgs bring massive population shift between corrupting women and only having daughters while actively trying to have as many kids as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914254
Also, humans that actually seek out monster girls as wives are in the minority. Most of the time you won't have much competition (exceptions being ones like nine tailed inaris where men compete over them).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914192
It is all a matter of perspective.

How you can see Ms Cuck:
> Wow! Now I can finally slay all the Lizard, Hinezumi and Bapho pussy all I want and I dont even have to train anymore!

How you see her:
> "Wah! My waifu will not want me!"

Fuck, this MG is kinda MADE for insecurefags. Isnt this what you guys wanted? An exploit to throw the few existing MG standards into the toilet? Well, here it is!

Its baffling how you can turn even this into a fuel for insecurity when its the opposite.

Its going to be a busy week for Waifu Loophole Man, I can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914254
Not him but that's ancient World Guide 1 stuff. Everybody should have read that if they've read any background on MGE other than the profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914266
So basically, haremshit or bust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914258
The daughter part is wrong. They have an extremely low fertility rate.

[Anonymous No.]

I will to my lord be true and faithful; to love that which he loves and shun that which he shuns.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck the Demon Lord of Vanity! Like, all night long and so hard her screams of ecstasy echo across her domain, holy shit that body demands to be ravished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914192
>Legend has it that "every year the yokai Nurarihyon, will lead all of the yōkai through the streets of Japan during summer nights." Anyone who comes across the procession would perish or be spirited away by the yōkai, unless protected by handwritten scrolls by anti-yokai onmyoji spellcasters. It is said that only an onmyoji clan head is strong enough to pass Nurarihyon's Hyakki Yagyo unharmed.
>According to the account in the Shūgaishō (拾芥抄), a medieval Japanese encyclopedia, the only way to be kept safe from the night parade if it were to come by your house is to stay inside on the specific nights associated with the Chinese zodiac or to chant the magic spell

Give it some time and those monsters will settle for anyone they can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914280
Well, at the very least is an improvement for guys that wanted to fuck kung fu mouse and sword lizard but didnt wanted to train.
Fucking in a harem is better than not fucking.
> Waifu Loophole Man reminds you that marrying Kung Fu Mouse is rather easy and you dont have to be a fighter. Just get a Super Soaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914258
>spouts bullshit he doesnt know about

>>16914266
Lizards, hinezumi and bapho arent yokai, you stupid faggot. Its yokai only. Learn to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914310
"Yokai" is the Zipanguese word for "mamono" in MGE mate.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls make the best lolis? Only from the non-canonically loli ones though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914316
[X]doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914319
Hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914319
Titania makes as good a loli as Baphomet makes an onee-san I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914333
MGC Noire when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914319
Smug ones. Lolifying those only makes them even more smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914319
Kobold, but that's just, like, my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914342
Smug is a trite character trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914272
I've read it, where does it say humans outnumber monsters 10 to 1? I have no recollection of anything like that. Just tell me the section if you don't want to quote or link it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16913751
...and far too late you notice the space after "the" on her door sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914319
Inari and Anubis. It's not really non-canon because just about all MGs can have been young though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914316
This is true, but the question is if nura's powers effect mainland monsters the same way or not. After all Zipangu's monsters are presented as being on some level different from other monsters (albeit its mostly cultural, but there do seem to be mana differences as well).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914240
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914316
Man, KC generalizes shit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914397
Giving a special term for monsters from a special region with a unique history and culture is "generalizing"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914394
I think he means people who cry about being "useless" and undeserving of their waifus are comparable to /r9k/. Honestly he does have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914387
I have witnessed the loli Inari and touched its fluffy tail.
It is a good pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nhihii!
She seems happy about something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914407
Yokai means ghosts, spirits or demons. KC just madevit so it means all mamono. If you're gonna do that, why not just call them fucking mamono in the profiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914319
Loli foxes, doesn't matter which species of foxes, just loli foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914420
Because its Zipangu, he wanted them to have their own special terms for things to further separate them from the mainland monsters. Not to mention in popular culture "yokai" does get used for pretty much any mythical Japanese monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914319
Slimes and Shogs. All the better to fit in water bottles for easy carrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914436
>putting little girls in water bottles
That sounds like bullying to me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914443
Barrels then.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could erase one monstergirl profile from canon forever, which would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914454
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914482
>without Kobolds, Werewolves would be memed into submission
You're just salty about KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914454
>>16914462
>>16914490
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the Hellhound hated so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914505
Simple consequence of being popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914512
What popular MGs are not hated? Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914505
Maledomfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914505
cancerous dickheads ruined her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914505
Because guys want to dominate her and don't want her dominated, this creates chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
Trannyshit, duh
How this even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
I wouldn't erase any. I would rather erase one object from the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914519
QS writing about them certainly didn't help

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914532
What would you erase? Rage shrooms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
None of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914505
>Before Hellhound
>Manticores and ogres are the apex of femdom and hold original monstergirl demeanor (i.e. are feared)
>Are talked about but not pushed
>After hellhound
>Get pushed so hard it eclypses every other femdom girl, even taking spotlight from motherly mgs like holstaurus sometimes
They're essentially an excuse for mommyfags to be annoying. They don't even take their rapey aspect in consideration anymore, they memed them into light femdom because even though they hold the profile as law they don't want all of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914505
If you've been in the threads for more than a week you would probably know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914523
You mean people wanting shit like nerdhound and subhellhound got told to fuck off and rightfully so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914544
>Manticores
>not pushed
FAKE NEWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914505
I don't hate Hellhounds. I love them. What I hate is how people talk about them.

I just hate seeing their profile get ignored, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914551
They were talked about but not to the point of hijacking most topics about other mgs. The only one who "pushed" them was the bitchboy textwallfag.

Also, fuck off with the /pol/ memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914536
you fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914555
People who talk about them don't want hellhounds. They just want something 7ft tall with tits and a vag to make them feel smaller than bacteria in comparison and be pampered like kids. I wish they would die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914538
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914569
To be fair. MGE is a wish fulfillment fantasy. It's not surprising when people insert their wish fulfillment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914569
7ft tall girl with abs and thicc thighs with big tits and ass. She is also smug and caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914585
But it sure gets annoying when they derail your discussions about your fantasies with theirs. This is the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914569
But Hellhounds are supposed to be big dominant girls who protect their man. I don't want to start anything, but you're exaggerating the kind of relationship people want with a Hellhound.

I understand what a Hellhound is and how they act

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914551
Manticores are mentioned less than half as many times as hellhounds in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914569
>They just want something 7ft tall with tits and a vag to make them feel smaller than bacteria in comparison
I want this
>and be pampered like kids
I don't want this

>I wish they would die
Sounds like you're mad because people like things you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914575
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>it's another 'the people complaining are far worse than what they're complaining about' episode
Fucking reruns I swear

[Anonymous No.]

Please anons. Can we just talk about Hellhounds in a nice light?

How about their fluff? It looks so nice doesn't it? It's probably lovely and warm when you put your hands inside. The kind of mofu you can nuzzle your head into while you both cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914594
That's a problem sure. But it's not the worst thing in the thread. But that's not an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914419
She finally mastered that one sword move she has been practicing for months

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914544
>>16914569
>The sex is extremely rough and wild, but they don't cause pain and agony
>The only thing induced is pleasure so wild it causes a man to submit to them
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.
Lines from the profile itself, that's how people usually talk about them too. I've never seen this "mommy" shit you're talking about with hellhounds either, usually momster stuff is saved for other girls. You just seem salty that the girl isn't what you think she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914518
Wight has a few non-vocal haters. They're faggots who project 3dpd upper class sluts onto them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914621
Anon I really wouldn't bother reasoning with them. They'll still make up bullshit about Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914595
>Hellhounds are supposed to be big dominant girls who protect their man
Yeah I know. That minor detail tucked among all the "viciously rape and subdue without consent" paragraphs in their profile.

>>16914621
>I've never seen this "mommy" shit you're talking about with hellhounds either
You're either cherrypicking, lying, or you're new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914631
I've never seen this. That's not saying it doesn't happen though.

>tfw no Wights to give you laughinggirls.jpg before inviting you over to enjoy the ball with them

[Anonymous No.]

Can't we all talk about something nice like caged loli kikis instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
2bh with all these arguments that blow up when hellhounds are actually discussed, I'd rather have them gone.

It's futacat all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914605
I don't really want to start more shity discussions, given that we already have one happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914635
If you weren't a dumbass and actually had the ability to read you'd notice that they don't actually hurt the man when they rape him. The man feels only pleasure. They still protect the man.

Jesus you're calling other people cherry picking, lying, newfags but you haven't even read the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914649
That doesn't sound very nice at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914649
I gave a loli kiki a cage and a leash. She exploded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914538
I don't want to argue, but I mean I don't see the problem with rage shrooms when talked about seriously. They can be a good way if switching up the dynamic in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914649
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
Chesire or Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

We need another subject, how about we post our top 10, with either a template or written?

Every day is more difficult with every girl KC adds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
1 to 10: Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914649
Only if it's a comfy cage anon, since Kikis count as canine monstergirls I'm sure they'd feel very secure and protected in a comfy cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914692
How could you have such SHIT taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914692
1 to 10: Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914631
>>16914640
That was a pretty short era in mgt history, it was just a one or two anons who did that, and they weren't very obnoxious and vocal about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914678
If you erase gazer what would happen to gazerfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914720
He'd be just fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
It's about time we changed the subject. I'm not able to do a template at the moment but I do have a top ten

1. Anubis
2. Hellhound
3. Shoggoth = Kikimora
4. Manticore
5. Cheshire
6. Salamanders
7. Automaton
8. Apophis
9. jubjub
10. Pharoah

I know a lot of them are "meme girls". But I still love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
If I had the patience to do this again, I might try to get the Slimes a little higher and tighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
Automatons
Liches
Wights
Succubi
Werecats
Holstaurus'
Jub-Jub's
Werebat's
Wendigos
Arachne

The best part about MGE girls is that I can project my fetishes and cosmetic tastes onto them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914725
>Shoggoth = Kikimora
It's true, they come best as a pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914747
I also regret not putting Shogs on my list,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914722
With the way he is that would be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
1. Orc
2. Hobgoblin
3. Holstaur
4. JubJub
5. March Hare
6. Succubus
7. Ghoul
8. Queen Slime
9. Nureonago
10. Weresheep

I like simple girls with big tits. I'm an uncomplicated person.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I don't even care hellhounds but these arguments are starting to make me feel sorry for them. Tgey don't deserve any of these screeching faggots.
If monstergirls became real I'd herd the hounds just to keep them safe from these people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914712
Hence "a few non-vocal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914748
Exactly! To me, they don't beat each other and they're both equally top tier. I can try my hardest but I simply cannot rank them. They also come best in a pair to please their mastah together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
A little bit early, but no problem:

-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-Cyclops
-March Hare
-Holstaur
-Automaton
-Joro-gumo
-Inari
-Oomukade
-Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

KC answered some questions about Ratatoskr on his Enty

There are individual Ratatoskrs who remain cheeky after marriage

To reach the World Tree they go to its nearest branch and use a portal from there
He also added that teleportation magic exists but it costs a vast amount of magical power so it's difficult to use it from anywhere

The last question he replied to is really confusing but I think he confirmed that they love when their husband is rough with them in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
1. Kobold
2. Kikimora
3. Hellhound
4. Shirohebi
5. Jubjub
6. Mousegirl
7. Lich
8. Wendigo
9. Foxgirl
10. Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914757
I deserve a Hellhound. I want to wake up with one stroking the side of my face with her big paw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914772
>To reach the World Tree they go to its nearest branch and use a portal from there
>He also added that teleportation magic exists but it costs a vast amount of magical power so it's difficult to use it from anywhere
Wot
There is teleportation magic in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914801
Well Cheshires can use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914801
Well there is magic, teleport would be somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
The positions below #1 are pretty tentative, and tend to change a bunch, but this is how they stand right now.
1. Anubis
2. Kikimora
3. Crow Tengu
4. Nureonago
5. Demon
6. Ittan-momen
7. Jinko
8. Pharaoh
9. Lich
10. White Horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914772
Is this world tree the single biggest collection of smug that exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914829
That's a top tier list right there. Fine taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914841
Either that, or hellhound/cheshire mills.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pee on the trunk of the World Tree while all the Squirrels watch me!

[Anonymous No.]

Undead abs are the best

Anyone got a question for KC about Ochimusha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914733
>Taking the sorter again
>Battle No.23 is Ochimusha vs. Ochimusha
Looks like something's wrong with the sorter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914772
>>16914841
>tfw still no pic with tons of smug squirrels sharing news and info in world tree like it's stock market

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
While not directly related to them I'm curious so might as well ask: How do undead kingdoms in Zipangu differ from the usual ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
Ochimusha have really grown on me. They've made a firm position on my top list and I love them.

A question I have (I really don't want to stir up shit here) is about the way they treat their masters. Will they make an attempt to improve him? Make him more prideful? I imagine they'd do it through a lot of support and honour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
>Anyone got a question for KC about Ochimusha?
I have one regarding whether or not they all have asymmetrical skeletal limbs, or if Succubi or other monstergirl can become Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914799
I'll be the judge of that. Me, the dog handler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
I wanna know if Salamanders have rockin abs like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914870
Yepp, getting the same on Battle No.23.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914900
>tfw the dog whisperer but with canine MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914900
I'm a good guy I swear, I can even brush mofu! And I love being the sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914919
why a dog whisperer for MGs?
use a raging mushroom if they get too smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914870
Fuck hold on, lemme take a look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914929
That's a pretty good bit of advice to any wan fags. Does it actually work if she's getting too hard to handle? I think I might try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914870
>>16914916
>>16914935
Should be fixed, sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
1 Dragon
2 Kiki
3 Griffon
4 Wight
5 Flayer
6 Ryu
7 Wyvern
8 White Horn
9 Salamander

It's something like this. I don't think much about it.
10 Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914870
Has the sorter been updated with Automatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914956

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914954
Thanks, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914961
Sad cat, I want to make her smug again. I'll tell her something embarrassing I've done so she can bully me because of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914829
>Crow Tengu
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914959
Wait what happened to the poor holst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914960
I just passed her on the sorter so yes, she's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914956
Cheshires have been redeemed for a while now thanks to the power of fat asses and facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
You're asking him questions? I want to know how harpies do things like write and cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914451
Cait Sith or Cu Sith. Both preferably.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that you can actually die from too much sex.

Watch yourself with your waifu anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9d0xoCRL90

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914892
He actually hinted on that in the making off
Zipangu undeads are more related to their spirit and it shows in the color of their skin (blue)

>>16914895
>about the way they treat their masters
Alright, I'll ask about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914919
>Wan Whisperer
>His job is to help canine mgs adapt to modern society
>Stares down delinquent smug hellhounds until they look away out of nervousness and learn to be respectful like everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915002
>inb4 muh mamono mana will fix it lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915023
The cop out of the century.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915002
Counterpoint, there is no better way to die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915002
death is more of a status effect in MGE than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915030
Probably not, but if you have your waifu why die in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

> You are running away as a band of Red Oni chase you
> You eventually make it to an abandoned castle
> The Red Onis stop chasing and you remain still
> "After him! It is not awakened! Dont be a bunch of cowards!" shouts the Blue Oni leader
> You try to sneak into the castle but every window and door is impossibly shut
> You are cornered into the main entrance, with the Onis slowly approaching you and showing off her huge clubs
> "We are gonna beat you into a bloody pulp and rape you for an entire weak for making us chase you! Dont worry, these are made of demon silver, you will like it."
> You surrender, turn back and just hold firmly a scroll that is sealing off the main door, in preparation for the clubbing
> The Onis stop advancing
> "He..y mate, watchout what you are grabbing."
> You point with your free hand at the scroll in confusion
> "Yeah that one. Just release it alright?"
> You pull it a little bit with a malicious grin
> "TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THAT SHIT OR IM GON-"
> You pull the scroll further, causing the entire castle to tremble.
> "Oo-oh. Okay; okay. Im sorry, we are not going to club you alright? So just come with us."
> You give them a cold stare
> "Ooooh, leave you alone? Yeah we can do that, we were just joking. You know, its the tradition to chase around the gajin guy a little bit." the Blue Oni laughs nervously.
> You place your other hand at the scroll to be able to pull it further
> "Oh crap, you are going to tear it off no matter what I say right?"
> You nod
> "GIRLS! LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NOW!"
> You finish tearing off the scroll as the Onis run away, even leaving their clubs behind. The doors of the castle open wide, as a force push you back, landing you in your ass at the main entrance garden.
> Turns out according to legend, the castle used to be the place of a legendary warlord and his warriors. They were buried inside the castle.
> Out of the castle comes an Ochimusha with other Ochimushas following behind
> The lead Ochimusha puts her sword at your neck, as the others kneel down.
> "So you were the ones to awaken us? Now you will have to take responsibility." She blush.
> "I either behead you or you become this castle's lord. So what is it going to be?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
More making-ofs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915011
>Zipangu undeads are more related to their spirit and it shows in the color of their skin
Awesome, I guess that goes for the mist continent too given Jiangshi's skin is blue as well.

Now I want a Zipangu Wight in with blue skin and a kimono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915033

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
Next girls are Red Oni, Manticore, Liliraune and Automaton.

I wish I could put them in the top but I don't want to change any of those either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915045
Big tittied onee-sans. Classic.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your position on putting yourself in commissions with your waifu? Or Waifufags putting themselves in their waifu commissions if you don't do that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915034
Beheading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915023
>there are anons that get salty over monster mojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915023
>>16915029
That's pretty much the entire MGE setting though. Monster girls are complete sex fiends, and by being exposed to their mana, you're able to keep up with them once you make your full transition into becoming an incubus. It's just before then that there's room for concern, but your waifu won't want to kill you, so she'll go easy on you at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914968
Wouldn't you rather she present her ass to you so you can fuck the smug back into her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915034
Either way, sounds like she wants some head

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915062
I had no problem with mamono mana, but people use it as an excuse to evade any situational problem and just straight up kill the fun of discussing how to solve said problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915045
So what I'm getting here is you want a group of tittymonsters to make you feel really nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
If they want to put themselves in that's fine but posting the art here is just attentionwhoring mixed with e-peen stroking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915078
>a group
More like two. I'm not a haremfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915045
>that pic
I'm noticing a trend here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915034
But anon, both of those lead to rough sex with a harem of Ochimusha retainers.
It's just one of them is more direct and leads to you being the sub in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915076
>to evade any situational problem
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915068
That is also acceptable. Very acceptable. I'm gonna pound that fat cat ass until she's smug again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915076
>and just straight up kill the fun of discussing how to solve said problems
Anon, undeath is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
You can do what you want because you're the one paying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915084
So if an Apophis, a Demon, a Hellhound and a Mershark squeezed your dick between their tits you wouldn't be into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914772

Petite squirrels getting fucked by BHP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915089
Don't forget you'll have to be praising everything lewd about her to get her spirits up! Praise her fat ass, her tight pussy and her big jiggly tits anon! Praise her filthy mind and her thick thighs! Praise every inch of her until she can't help but be smug about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914755
This list. I like this list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
I have nothing against others doing it as it can be pretty cute in some situations, but I'm not too sure about doing it myself. I hate taking pictures of myself let alone sharing them with people but that's the only way I'd feel comfortable having myself portrayed is if the artist works off an actual picture of me.

There's also the nature of most of the commissions I get that's a little iffy to some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915092
Well yes, how should I explain it. I don't want a harem and just like I would prefer my girls to not have been fucked by another men, I won't do the same with the ones I'm not picking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914772
>the World Tree is a legit location in the MGE now
What does this entail? Is it a Spirit Realm of high importance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915085
They're all shit, that's the trend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915098
You could find that a lot on STRETCHED.com for just $5.99 MSD a month. Male users may have their ISPs tracked and sold to monstergirls who want to get STRETCHED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915034
Well, I'm not a huge fan of death so I guess I'll be a lord.

Fair warning for them though, I hate being in charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054

I don't really care because I enjoy seeing pictures of anons with their waifus. It brightens up my day a bit.

I can see why people think it's attentionwhoring, I just personally don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915114
So just the Apophis and the Demon then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915115
Means I'm about to build a kickass tree fort

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915087
>What would your waifu do to help you heal when you're sick?
>mamonobongo fix health
>How would you get by if you and your waifu became homeless?
>mamonobama can replace food
>How protective would your waifu be if you broke a bone?
>magingabojo can fix your bones
>What if you died
>Mebungamana brings you back from the dead 2ez no re eternal life in a silver plate
I mean, what's next? Can it pay your taxes too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
Call me weird but I really like it. There's something comforting about seeing Miiafag/Jabberfag/Gazerfag in art with their waifus. I kinda want KDF to do it too as he's the only prolific commissioner here who hasn't. Does that make me weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
1. Sandworm
2. P'orc
3. Holstaur
4. Jabberwock
5. Hellhound
6. Apophis
7. Black Harpy
8. Jubjub
9. Demon
10. Cheshire Cat

What I like is constantly changing, it's hard to name just ten. If I were to go p'orcs, I'd want a harem of them; they're the only ones I would do that with though. They just seem like "pack" oriented monster girls. Sandworm has been at the top of my list for quite some time and is always top five for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915103
Of course! How else am I suppose to get her smug back up. Praising the cat's perfect body is what I'm going to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915132
From those four, yes.

Ideally, Apophis and Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915137
Don't be silly Anon. Monster Girls are ancap, they don't have taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915135

Don't forget the "no girls allowed" sign. They won't be able to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
Do whatever with it. It's your money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915139
It usually takes a lot to actually weird me out anon, but yeah that's a little odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915140
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915137
>wanting to be miserable
I don't understand you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915143
You make her smug again anon! Do it with your heart and your dick!

>>16915146
>ancap
How about no? I've seen how some of those fuckers portray themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
>Banshee

I wonder if they're the idols of the undead world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
>Kraken
>Scylla
>Umi Osho
>Hellhound
>Ochimusa
>Ice Queen
>Mershark
>Succubus
>Elf
>Kikimora
I'm a fan of the classics, that's why I've got Elves and Succubi up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915162
No Yin without Yang, foo'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915137
>Can it pay your taxes too?
Considering the goal of the Demon Lord, producing demonic energy would most likely be her form of taxes, so yes. Demonic energy can't just pay your taxes, it IS your taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
I wouldn't want to have a representation of myself shared across the internet. If I ever decide to get lewds, I'll just have a generic stand-in be in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915120

Time to get myself a squirrel. I just don't want her to become a 'pet' after marriage. It's fine if she loses the smugness during sex, though.

I'm going to protect her. Knight in shining armor and all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915137
There is no point in being alive with mamono mana. You retain all your memories and personality, become invinsible and you can still reproduce normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915137
I can tell you what it can't do:
Give MGs human sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915174
Wait so what happens when a MG a couple isn't fucking as much as they should and producing enough demonic energy to pay the demonic energy tax?

What's their punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
Self inserting is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915150
Oh you know it.

I'll even keep the curtains drawn so they can't see in.

Fort Mystery I shall name it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
Is that a new making-of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915181
They've gotta make the amount the missing by taking a few potions and being locked in a love hotel for a couple of nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
Absolute autistic cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915137
Also, some Monsters legitimately can pay your taxes. I have literally no doubt that it would be a piece of cake for a Tanuki, Demon, or Rattata

[Anonymous No.]

What MGE grills would you buy if MGE had figurines?
>tfw no "collect the whole encyclopedia and open a portal" gacha
>fuck, that's tenth manticore I got today, I just need a fucking kiki for whole collection
Seems like a legit business idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915181

I would imagine if such a thing exists, a succubus shows up with some items to 'help' them out (read: send them into a rut so they fuck like crazy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915177
PoV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
>>16915139
If KDF does this in one of his usual commissions he will be completely beyond redemption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915183
See, that's what they all say but when you actually stick it in a genderswapped clone of yourself everyone gets all up in arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915179
>Wanting to be an immortal undead
Bad idea.

>>16915180
>The one improvement to the setting isn't doable through bullshit sex magic
Fuck that.

>>16915192
Why would they pay your taxes unless they're your waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915198
I was thinking about it being lotus position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915194
I'd shamelessly buy Shogs and Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915194

My favorites. The boring but true answer. Cheshire already has a doujin but she'd be great for figurines too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915127
>anons with their waifus
They're not anons if they have faces, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915194
My favorites and the more stylish ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914899
According to the making-off it's one of their feature characteristics though they are able to make it turn back to normal after a lot of training

>>16915036
>>16915188
Devil Bug and Ochimusha ones are up

[Anonymous No.]

>Oi! Is my little slu- patient, ready for his check-up?
>You only gave me three samples yesterday, you know.
>How do you expect to get better if you don't do your minimum eight a day?
>I guess I'll just have to make sure you do them all at once, then.
>And we'll have to make up for being short yesterday, too.
>So just lay back, I'll give you your injection, and we can get started.
>And by the way, I'm behind on my rounds because of you now. So I hope you don't mind if I take *this* off to- expedite the process.~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915194
Anon no, I'm a recovering figure addict already, I don't need something like that weighing on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915202
Cause that's pretty gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915203
>Why would they pay your taxes unless they're your waifus
Maybe they just work at HR Block, or maybe they don't mind helping a buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915204
It'd be kinda weird to commission that from a third person point of view.
Porn you're meant to self insert into from a third person point of view is kinda weird in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915189
>>16915195
Sounds fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915217
>le slut meme
It's trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915217
What a cutie! She can break my pelvis and heal me back anytime she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915224
That's why I would make it a generic porn portag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915194
I would literally collect all of them like some autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915181
>What's their punishment?
Imagine http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101129.gif with a lilim and producing demonic energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915220
Hey!
It's got tits, a vag, and no penis!
It's A-OK in my book'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915240
Even the super expensive limited holiday molds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915237
Or just use a nondescript featureless stand-in I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915194
Automaton Figma/Nendoroid/Parform/Figuart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915214

I'm basically using the word as a mononym, but okay, let's just say waifufags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915249
That's what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915194
Would Shirohebis make a figure of [YOU] if they could?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915086
How is being beheaded (dead) going to lead to a harem and rough sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915243
Well, I guess alping is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915237
>Put a porn protag in your fantasies with your waifu
>No even a faceless anonymous character
kuk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915258
>I guess alping is fine
Is this how far we've fallen now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915261
That' what I was getting at with a porn protag. A generic guy that could be anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915054
I don't have a waifu but if I commission any monster girl art it's usually either PoV porn or SFW PoV so both myself and others can self insert into it easily.
Call me weird but seeing other people enjoy the stuff I get makes me happy, even if I mainly do it for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914927
>I'm a good guy I swear
Are you?

I will provide a provisional Hellhound to your household for behavior evaluation. One wrong move and you're gonna pay fines for wan abuse, along with having the wan confiscated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915217
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915261
Miiafag is a madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915247
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915201
Leave the poor asshole alone, he doesn't deserve all the hate you give him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915278
Miiafag is forever cucked by Kimihito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915258
Incorrect
An alp is fine, alping is no

[Anonymous No.]

> Ochis want you to take responsibility for waking them up

Why the fuck does every MG want anons to take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915271
I'll treat a fire wan with utter respect. No abuse, just love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915217
What if I tell her I don't want to give her samples anymore, that I wanna give her daughterus instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915281
He doesn't fucking care as long as he gets attention. He's like every other failed rabblerousing writefag before him: a washed up (You) junkie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915289
Take responsibility anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915289
Have you seen the stuff online? They're convinced that anons are pathetic layabouts who do nothing but spend all day moaning and circlejerking online about how they're waiting for the right MG to just fall into their lap through some magical portal. It's not that unreasonable to think that they'd want to be looked after just as bad as they want to look after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915294
Fine. Remember; one mistake.
We will be watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915286
I remember seeing a picture on Miia and Miiafag, but it was tagged with the MC's name instead. I just hope there isn't something too lewd with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915299
>He doesn't fucking care as long as he gets attention.

Not since you fags scared him off. He wasn't even that bad most of the time. When he was he learned how to not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915216
>Devil Bug and Ochimusha ones are up
What making-ofs have the previous ones been? How many have we missed?

I hope the guy who posts making-ofs here shows up soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915304
What if I dont want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915280
>Buying holiday MGE figures
>A set of Ushi, Werewolf, Dullahan, and Will-o-Wisp released for Halloween
>Extravagant $300 Druella Christmas figure
>Even skimpier Succubus & Lilim combo statue for Valentine's Day
>Limited run Harpy with Ameriflag bikini
>Not to mention all the color variants
RIP wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915317
Sorry, it'll be a few days before I can resub probably.
And just Devil Bug and Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915319
Are you being serious or do you genuinely think it's a choice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915325
This better bring on the opening of the portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915305
The fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
> Question for Ochimusha
Yes, do they always have the skeletal arm or it can be healed to be like her other arm through hee lord's love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915313
>>16915286
>>16915278
I've always just seen myself as him since we're pretty similar.

He's supposed to be a self insert but even his unique stuff matches up well with me so it's pretty easy.
That's why all of my pictures of us are just me as darling with glasses. Cause I'm blind as a bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915305
But I can change. I just need an MGs help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915332
Only if you manage to collect every single one. Then, you must draw the summoning circle on the night of a blood moon, light the incense, and burn the figures as an offering while you perform the ritual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915317
>>16915326
I know KC answered some questions about Automatons, but were there any questions about Gremlins that he answered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915343
Ain't nothing wrong with that mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915343
Alcohol is bad for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu has a cute nickname, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915358
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915364
Yes is a terrible nickname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914859
If I just approach an unmarried Ochimusha, tell her she is beautiful and begin kissing her abs, will she make me her lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915358
Cutey Crow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915367
You didn't ask him what the name was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915367
It's actually Dusky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915343
http://i.imgur.com/5is3uWi.png
Are you okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915358
Dear.
I don't think liches are good at giving nicknames.

[Anonymous No.]

Are kots good cows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915372
>Walk up to Ochimusha and begin worshipping her body
>She picks you up by the collar, lifting you to eye level
>'What is the meaning of this crass display?'
>Spaghetti everywhere as you confess how beautiful you think she is
>Her face glows bright pink, but her stoic expression is unchanged
>She's been called many things beforen but beautiful?
>'Come with me.'
>She hoists you over her shoulder, carrying you off to her home
And that's how Anon was husbando'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915358
She has a few, yeah. I'd call her 'My Love' or 'Pupcake', or an abbreviation of her real name. I'd also call her 'Mama' when our daughteru is around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915403
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915403
>holst cheshire
The liches have gone too far with their experiments this time. I want her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914895
> Your question if answered affirmatively has the potential to turn Ochi into a Salamander type of monster that will always train her man to be a warrior or demand her lord to be a great figure.
> GG to anons that just wanted an Ochimusha waifu without becomibg warriors or engage in wealth building
Fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915403
>Teasing trollcat with cowtits and curves
Good lord, I don't think I'd be able withstand such an assault.

As an aside, how often would I come home to see her drinking her own milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915415
Don'y be a sourpuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915388
BUSTA WOLF

[Anonymous No.]

So anon, Do your waifu have pleasure runes?
And if so, how many and where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915406
> "Shouldnt you ask me first if I consent to this?"

[Anonymous No.]

>Today the Anon I tutored passed his makeup exam!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16907230
there needs to be more angelic/holy monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915417
Next you'll say it's wrong to mix Dark Mages and Krakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915429
You did when you walked right up to her and got touchy feely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915420
>how often would I come home to see her drinking her own milk?
The more of your own milk you give her, the more likely she's bound to give her own a taste-test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915428
Probably not. If she had any at all, she'd have a really tiny one at the very back of her throat. She's already orally fixated enough as it is though, so adding a pleasure rune back there might be a little too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915439
Her arms look like they can snap if you so much as look at them funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915419
This is pathetic, and on top of that your image screams reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915428
One large pleasure rune on her upper back, in a great place to touch during lotus position or trace my fingers long when taking her from behind.

It's also in a great place to touch while hugging her when she's on top since she's a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915451
Well I don't doubt he'll be right.
Shitposters here love to take "some"s and make them "every single one."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915448
Anon... She's a mollusk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915428
Are there things like temporary runes or clothing with runes etched into them? I like the idea of them, but most girls don't look good with them, my waifu included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915439
That combination is fine. What would be going too far is mixing a lich with a manticore.
She would be a kuu, undead manticore which could rape you with her tail as she suspends you in mid air with her magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915467
No excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a brainy monstergirl to help me with my presentation, but I also want a stronk monstergirl to pelviscerate me

[Anonymous No.]

What if my wish was for endless war and sex?
I would want to battle during the day and fuck during the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915433
That's one happy corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915481
Head off to Ares realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914801
Pretty sure the World Guides mentioned teleporters. But confirmation of personal use teleportation spells is new

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915403

Cow print clothing is really good. I love big breasts on cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915115
Well its not like its a tree that supports reality or anything, its more a hub/base for the ratatoskr to store the information they gather. So its a gigantic tree but not a universe-sized one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915489
>teleporters
Huge fuckin citation required there man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915422

As much as I think Werecat's profile art holds up, I love this design for her. Wish there was a better resolution of this picture though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915507
Damn, that's a cute kitty.
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915509
Paws are the best anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915468
Yes there are, Sabbath in particular makes a lot of such items since monster girls with small bodies have comparatively less skin to put regular pleasure runes on.

This is all explained in the pleasure runes article.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915511
I don't mind them, it's just that you suddenly "notice" them sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915509
>>16915511

They're not really my thing but I don't hate them either. It's pretty tough for a MGE girl to have a dealbreaker for me. I'm either really accepting or really desperate. Maybe both.

But you know what I do love? Tail ribbons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915445
>Marry a cowcat
>Can't resist her thick body & teasingn end up fucking her on a nightly basis
>Always have to get a few mouthfuls of her milk
>The taste just makes you want to fuck her harder
>Every load you pump in her just makes her milk that much sweeter & her body more irresistible
>One day she's home alone
>She's lounging on the couch naked as she lazily plays with herself
>Her eyes pass over her huge tits, coming to rest on her erect nipple
>A bead of milk is forming on the tip
>'Hmmm. Do I really taste that good?'
>She hefts her chest up, bringing a nipple to her mouth
>Her milk flows immediately as she closes her mouth around it, and her eyes light up
>She begins to eagerly suckle on herself, purring like a kitten as she fingers herself even more vigorously
>You come home hours later to the sight of her still indulging in her body
>It take a good few minutes before she even realizes you're standing there
>She lets her engorged nipple fall from her mouth, milk dribbling down her chest
>'Now I see why you do this all the time. I'm delicious.'
>She heaves her milk-stained tits at you
>'Care to share a drink with me?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915520
>Tail ribbons.
Now those are criminally adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915478
Get a dragon. Strong, smart, and noble creature. As long as you can deal with her superiority complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915521
STOP. I can only get so erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915500
More specifically they were stated to be portals that could be set up to travel instantly across large distances. Course the portal has to be set up and you have to go to it. It seems being able to transport yourself is more difficult, requiring a lot of skill and power (unless you're a cheshire, and even they can only teleport freely if they are in Wonderland).

Anyway, as for citations, there have been a few references but a major one is here in World Guide 2: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=890

>There are also overwhelmingly huge shopping districts, etc. that can't all be seen during a single stay, so there are lots of visitors from outside. The Mamono Lord also seems to value cultural exchange with every mamono realm, every nation, and every region. While the Order's soldiers desperately march on, portals (teleportation spells) are periodically being set up that connect to each mamono realm and monster-friendly state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915521
Praise Hathor truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915533
Oh, okay. I knew about the portals, those are very thematically different from teleporters.
The former are more like gates to get into dimensions that are otherwise largely inaccessible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915521
I am become diamonds, destroyer of Muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
>Ushi Oni
>Hellhound
>Oni
>Manticore
>Succubus
>P'Orc
>Ogre
>Arachne
>Wight
>Lich
I love strong girls. What can I say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915521
I wanna facefuck a Cheshire until my dick is the only thing she can think about!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915526
I like fluff better than scales, is there a stronk beastman who is also smart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915572
Baphomet?

Kitsunes and Kumihos can be pretty strong when they reach certain age

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915572
Hellhounds could count, since they have to use their wits if they encounter men they want who are too strong to overpower. Hellhounds aren't dragon-level strength of course, but they're certainly strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915572
Griffon is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915572
Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915579
Kitsune can become ludicrously strong magically, but they are physically weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915590
Well it wasn't specified what type of strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915596
"Stronk" typically refers to the swole variety of strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915579
>bapho
I like grown women's bodies
>Kitsune
stronk fox is appealing
>>16915585
Griffon is interesting, they need more writing and art
>>16915587
Yeah, that's what I love. A stronk jinko who can help me write, then squat 400lbs while lowering herself onto my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915572
Get a Hakutaku a gym membership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915572
>"fluff better than scales"
>A cheeky Griffon recorded that bit and played it over the school's PA system
>Lunch break comes
>Anon is surrounded by Lizardmen and Salamanders

Will that poor Anon escape?

[Anonymous No.]

Is she a Tengu? Love how she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915481
I wonder if Selene would train me like salamanders?
Also would she masturbate to fights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915617
Oh fugggg :DDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915617
>implying either of those species would give a damn about your average anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915618
Her hands seem weirdly oversized.

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up one morning to find this in bed with you. She has declared she is your new onee-san and will take good care of you.~

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915688
A little, but I'd mostly chalk it up to the weird positions they're in and the long nails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
Hug my new onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915688
They're fine for a girl her height, KC just draws human hands really tiny so it's easy to get used to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
>How do you respond?
Iä Hastur cf'ayak'vulgtmm, vugtlagln vulgtmm

Or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
I say okay. Then I go find a girlfriend because I'm not into incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915702
Ah, the sounds of motorboating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915617
How do they even know whose voice is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
>"I don't need to be cared for, you patronizing cunt."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
That is a big fat pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915711
They probably don't so they're trying to get information out of that poor Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915688
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915709
She can announce who said it after the clip, along with class schedule, home room and extra curricular activities

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
Can you get banned for that or those transparent clothes are enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
>"Fuck off."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
I would rather have an equal waifu then retarded patronizing onee shit. Get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
>Holst
>Mino
>Weresheep
>Jiang Shi
>Oni
>Ushi Oni
>Yeti
>Barometz
>Hakutaku
>Wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
Cuddle my onee san while telling her that I love her embrace because it makes me feel so protected.

[Anonymous No.]

So why did the Ochimusha become so popular, yet we never talk about Kunoichi who are basically the same only ninja?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915451
He is right. You already have monsters for that, why turn a monster girl that isn't like that into one that is? There are few warrior MGs that are not like that to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
Tell her I need to test her boobs. With my face. For about three hours.
After that I'm on board.
Also holy shit a lot of people triggered by a title this afternoon, hot damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915742
Kunoichi doesn't have abs, sarashi or that kickass skeleton arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915731
You like fluffy, don't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915742
>>16915746
Kunoichi's don't have an Undeath perk like Ochimusha do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915742
You need to be rich, powerful or lvl 999 luck to marry a Kunoichi.

With Ochimusha you jist need go to a Zipangu graveyard or ancient battlefield.

Plus abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915757
maaayybee, I like to think i have a good mix tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915748
Kunoichi doesn't protect weak men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
See how things develop.

Though that's just my luck at play here. I go looking for a waifu, and find a sister or daughter instead....

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915742
Most kunoichi don't like to attract attention. Its a ninja thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915742
Kunoichi are like stealthy ninjas with no abs.

Ochimusha are honourbound warriors who have abs.

I love Kunoichi, they're great girls. But Ochimusha are just something different. Amazing girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915776
>abs.
this is important, bellies must have abs or be softer than a cloud, no in between

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915760
or put a hit on yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915760
You're forgetting how if they spot a man they like during a mission they will target him later on themselves. It doesn't need to be a mission someone else gave them. Though I guess maybe that is the luck you are referencing.

But really, ochimusa are probably pretty rare given the circumstances needed for their creation (and depending on how fertile they are).

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>>16915742
People don't seem to 'get' the Kunoichi. Also they require some imagination of yourself as someone they've been assigned to 'assassinate' and typically only work in a medieval/classic setting. Those factors alone cut out a huge swath of posters, as they can't imagine themselves as anyone other than their actual boring selves even in fantasizing as well as can't imagine a world in which they can't remain addicted to videogames and spending 14 hours a day online even when they've got a sex demon who is literally dtf at any and all times waiting on them

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>>16915781
You, you are a man who knows his shit. Bellies must be either soft as a pillow for you to rest your head on or fall on exhausted after missionary sex. Or she has to have some toned beautiful abs built for licking every ridge and dent, abs that flex when she moves, abs that make you feel protected. You have fine patrician tier taste.

Also that image is damn lewd. I want to do that so bad to some MG abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915760
Just go to their village and you'll probably get one. I'm sure the Hakutakos know where to find them, and also how to woo them. They're basically the internet in cow form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915787
That's a lot of assumptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915797
now for an example of how a non ab'd belly must be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915787
It wasn't always like this though. People here used to be imaginative and at least somewhat original and even then Kunoichi didn't get that much attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915781
big muscly midsections, ripped or strong fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915787
I try my best, but it's just hard to imagine myself like that, y'know?

I like Kunoichis though. But you're right because I couldn't see why I would want to be "assassinated". So you make a good point about Kunoichis having to fit certain things for a lot of posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915797
>Either fat or buff
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915804
yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915781
What if she's carrying daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915802
Yup, that's perfect. Soft squishy and a belly button built for kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915810
thats the exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915787
That and Kunoichi 'targets' you which probably triggers the neurotic autism of many more vocal posters because anything anxiety provoking that they don't have total control over makes them flip out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915810
Baby bumps are an exception.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915787
All of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915804
Objectively, this specific picture perfected the form of a toned woman. Not a single mistake in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915829
>YGO oldfag
>Old monster effects were concise, 1-2 sentences
>All effects are now a wall of text and have to make nine different checks to activate
Though to answer your question, pretty sure Duel Monsters are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915829
>Horns
>Wings
>Big fuzzy ears
>Blue skin with crazy lookin' glyphs everywhere
Looks pretty "monster girl" to me, broham.
I'd tap that, at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915829
I post them all the time and no one seems to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like muscles. I prefer girls to be squishy. All this muscleposting is a little annoying. Am I the only person who thinks that licking the sweat off of somebody would be gross and unhygienic?
I mean you lot can keep posting musclegirls all you like, but do we really need 8 replies saying muscles are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915849
Traptrix are lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915829
It seems so

Dark magician girl is still best girl though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915854
So lewd that they got censored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915829
Yugioh has a lot of great monster girl designs, though I wouldn't say that is one of the better ones.

Give me non-censored harpies any day over that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915852
That's ok, some people dislike things and some people like them. There's nothing wrong with lovely squishy bellies either, I like them and you have fine taste. And it's fine to think that's unhygienic or disgusting, like I said it's not for everyone.

>spoiler

I must admit I do love my muscles and it's hard to resist talking about them. But how about we talk about squishy bellies? Don't you just want to smooch their belly button and blow raspberries on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915742
>>16915787
But I love Kunoichi, then again I also love Nurarihyon so I may have weird taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915865
Is it weird that I love YGO harpies' talons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915829
THICC

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915865
It's messed up to give harpies bird hands

>>16915868
And you're messed up too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915852
>like big bulky musclegirls
Hell yeah, good stuff, muh dick etc
>suggest a fantasy with a girl with a little bit of pudg-
Fuckin fatfags, gb2 /d/, disgusting, reee etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915888
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915867
It's all good, just saying that's why they aren't talked about as much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915888
trips confirm musclefags are autistic and refuse to let the thread focus on anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915874
Is it that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915869
See, the problem with Leo Dancer is that her thighs are disproportionately thick for her body, and her hips aren't wide enough to balance them out. Just ends up looking weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915852
Muscles reinforces femdom a lot so people just go crazy at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915888
I've posted this pic multiple times and never had a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915888
It is frustrating.
I just like pudgy or even pleasantly fat monstergirls, man. Is that such a crime?
People are allowed to talk about their spines being broken from being amazon pressed by some 8 foot hulking muscleslab but I can't talk about feeding strawberries to a happy plump waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915898
Nice thighs, nice tits, nice hair, nice talons, what's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915852
Alright, anon. Tell us about the plump monster girl(s) you like the most and on a scale of of yes to no, how much would you like to rub oil/lotion on them while fondling their squishy bits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915903
You should post it more often, because it's right what I'm talking about. Umnf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915903
That cow is criminally unimpregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915905
It might be a fear of those obese and beyond fetishists slipping in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915906
I don't get how people can find monster parts erotic.
Enhancing the other parts through exotic appeal or resemblance to clothing, sure, but really? I'm not trying to insinuate anything, I just don't really grasp the mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915926
You understand you have to take responsibility for that? Right? You know that you can't stop until you've knocked her up with triplets?

Her eggs are waiting for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915921
Well I like both soft and muscle so you can see me posting in both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915915
I want a kunoichi that got obsessed with me after spotting me when I took a brief vacation to Japangu, followed me back, and got obsessed with american food, only to get pudgy enough that her suit looks like its a single size too small around her hips and breasts. I'd find her stuck trying to sneak in my bathroom window (which is like 1 foot wide so she isn't gigantic) and I'd have to get out the oil to get her unstuck. I'd never let her live it down.

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>>16915888
I enjoy both, I'd love to be sandwiched with a muscle girl on one side and a soft girl on the other.

Preferably with a /fit/ jinko and a dragon with the level of soft shown in the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915944
I love thicc Patchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915915
Not him, but I want to lay against the belly of a pillowy plump Troll as she takes a break while dinner is cooking, rubbing her up and down and pinching her sides as she giggles and holds me against her with her big troll hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915934
Its part of the exotic appeal aspect, a non-human part being used by someone with human intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915942
That's what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915898
I guess they can be ok
They look good on Basilisk

>>16915906
>Harpie Harpist
That sounds racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915888
well, sometimes people are pushing /d/tier shit, not all the time, but sometimes. Also a hot muscular chick is almost non existent, but I see fat bitches all the time, so sometimes it reminds me of 3d and how pd 3d is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915950
I do too. That image is the perfect amount for me, enough of a soft stomach to be able to pinch but not anything too extreme.

Cuddling a dragon like that but taller would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915944
There are far softer Patchy's out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915939
Goes without saying. The only good reason not to creampie a soft cow whenever the opportunity presents itself is to tease her into even more fervent baby making sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915965
Hmm, I like it a bit more.

Patchy counts as a monster girl right?
>>16915970
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915915
A adorable butterball of a Hobgoblin with every part of her fluffy and pinchable. Breasts, belly, booty, all perfect sized for groping, which I'd be doing nigh constantly while she awah's with a smug smile at her Hobgoblin superiority and snarfs another chocolate that I've been getting for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915970
That's a bit much for me sadly but nothing wrong with liking it.
>>16915979
She's a youkai so yes. In MGE she would probably be a dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915952
>plump Troll

I just wanted to tell you, that you are my nigga for recognizing the wonders of bountiful Troll bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915941
This right here is what I want.
A plump, self-conscious and timid yet still extremely horny Weresheep. One who doesn't like to admit she gets off to smothering you in your sleep and has a magnetic connection between her fat butt and your face.
And when you wake up with said fat butt in said face, she just tries to squeeze her legs around your head to make you pass out because she's embaressed to let you find out she's working up the courage to suck your dick while you sleep, her belly and fluff pancaking out on top of you, making it hard to resist her natural sleep-inducing properties.
Fuck, that's the most concrete explanation I could give for it. I want that so bad, like waifu-levels of bad.

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>>16915953
Okay, but how is that erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915977
Anon I swear you better full that womb with baby batter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915989
She has achieved Housewife Nirvana, both in body and spirit. She has stews cooking that haven't even conceptually begun to exist yet. She folds clothes that you didn't even know you had. And you swear you can hear God when you fall asleep nuzzled up against her soft, enveloping body and breasts, your hands gravitating towards her wide child-bearing butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915986
>Plump, Dark Mage Patchy

That's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Fatfags back to >>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>In a Sabbath branch's library studying magic next to a Witch
>She's so tired she passes out and ends up leaning against you
Witches are comfy. Wish they weren't completely ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915934
>I don't get how people can find monster parts erotic.
Me neither. Everyone knows human girls are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915970
This is obviously a Komodo cosplaying Patchy. We all know Patchy is thin and weedy. I see through your tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916009
I really, really want to like them, but loli bodies just don't do anything for me unfortunately. I like everything else about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916009
Because they're just human children with magic and Dark Mages are superior in literally every aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916011
Alex Jones please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916016
IT WAS AN ACT BRO JUST AN ACT

[Anonymous No.]

Commission update!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915942
What a blunder, and she'll be reminded of her failure every time her breasts are groped or her hips are traced over on the way down to her thighs. Truly she'd have no other option than to deal with the man who's fault all of it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916011
This is a Komodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916010
That's not what I mean, I just don't get people being turned on by the monster parts specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916023
Neat.
Looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916009
They have to compete for popularity with their fellow sabbath members. Baphomet and Familiar are super cute and witch is just a blonde human loli in a witch hat in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916028
Woop woop pull over dat ass too flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916028
Those are some really ugly arms and legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916009
It's just that witches are so basic that everyone forgets about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916004
Ow my poor heartboner, that's just too lovely and cozy for me to take. Not a single part i wouldn't tenderly love on a plump Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916023
Looks lovely and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916009
The issue is probably that there are other magic lolis with additional features, so Witches get glossed over in favor of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916043
Just imagine that little cottage in the woods not too far from a neighboring town, white sheets hung out on the line, fresh pie cooking in the oven, and a happy plump troll wife walking up to greet you as you come home with a big soft hug and a series of cute tender kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916051
I remember greentexting about a Witch getting increasingly frustrated when her love potions didn't have an effect on her childhood friend (who already loved her). I thought it was cute, but nobody seemed to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916035
How can human girls even compete? Well, the answer is body since Dark Mage is still remembered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916072
They can have sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916075
I'm talking about human monster girls. You know, the ones that can cast spells and are called monsters for that reason.

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>>16916054
>Snuggling in the couch with your Troll waifu during cold nights
>In a comfy cottage illuminated by the pleasant brightness of the fireplace, emanating a warm shade of cold over its wooden walls
These sort of precious things I'll never have makes me want to put a bullet in my head. Just reminded myself why I don't think about this kind of thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916072
Dark Mages are also far more recent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916083
>Human wizard = monstergirl
That's fucking stupid. Fucking KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916075
Dark Mage breeding camps to ensure the continued supply of husbands when? I want to capture a thick NEET sorceress and forcibly cumflate her every day on the stocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916068
Haven't seen it, sounds cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915941
i want to cummy in that sweet sheep tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915980
>Hobgoblin with even bigger boobs.
No, you fool! You don't comprehend the things you're playing around with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916099
It's because they have mamono mana :^). It's so dumb, dumber than undeads giving birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916113
This sacrilege of metabolism must go on! It is my birthright! Her birthright!
She shall be the most Oppai-ist Hobgoblin ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916035
>>16916051
I think the appeal for a Witch is similar to the appeal for students.
Baphos, Familiars, Dark Mages and Liches would all be pretty adept at magic, but a Witch might not always get everything right.
I was just thinking of what the first thing I would do in MGEland would be, and when I thought of studying magic in the Sabbath with a bunch of Witches, it seemed comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Convert to the church of the fallen god today and get your very own soft onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
Hoooooo jeezus, she's hitting all of my buttons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
God damn
Would smash for eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
You shall not tempt me with those legs for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
Nav is on a roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
This is unfair, she's cheating with that perfect body of hers
Fuck the Fallen God, I knew she'd get me eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
What sort of things does a soft, voluptuous Dark Priestess Onee-san do with her otouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916009
Since they can live to become lolibabas, there will always be a place in my heart for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916128
>Magic handjob from a cute gyaru Witch
>She messes it up and it turns into sounding
>You cum profusely all over her tanned face and bleached hair
>You've awaked both yourself and her to a new fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916152
Are there oppai lolibabas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916148
Keyhole paizuri, nursing handjobs, rough doggystyle, you name it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
>american dark priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
But I don't want a onee-san. I just want a normal dark priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916163
Then make sure you specify that when you convert anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
>fatshit
>oneeshit
Wew, the ultimate shit combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916158
You mean the Burg Priest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916126
You shall not increase the size of a Hobgoblin's tits to be more voluminous than slightly over what fits confortably in one of your hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916158
>he doesn't want a dark baptist
Look at him and laugh! I bet your ideal Dark Priest is some sort of a slender Italian nun with raven-black long hair and straight bangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916170
>Her name is Wendy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
That's a soft man can only dream of in Pandemonium

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
>fallen god
I mean, as much as I like sex, I don't want it 24/7 for all of eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916174
>Double braids and freckles on a Dark Priest
YES BONER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916173
I want a Dark Pentecostal to speak in tongues at me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916148
Eternal sex, that's soft of the fallen church's thing. She would probably have you fuck her at the alter when she gives a sermon to other monster girl followers about how they too can have sex for eternity if they believe in the fallen god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916158
The MGEs version of America must be pretty rad. We'd have Thunderbirds, thicc Holsts and Wendigos, the pofuest Mothmen, and patriotic Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916130
Sign me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916174
Wendies is high-tier fast food so I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916185
>soft
Auto correct said soft when I meant sort. It's almost like it knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916186
>go to not!america
>all the girls are used up sluts
> there's no virgins to be found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916183
This sounds an awful lot like telekinesis blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916185
>>16916157
That sounds fantastic. I bet she'd manage to always keep it interesting and still take you on sexual corrupty mission trips. Live forever fucking a perfect and devoted soft waifu like that, it's perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916194
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916182
with red hair? Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916194
>go to not!america
>get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916194
>not wanting used up sluts
Sloppy seconds are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916194
>Go to not!america
>They're all fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916207
>>go to not!america
>>get raped
>by an used-up thicc slut who's still dripping from her last victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916194
>go to not!america
>get shot with demon silver bullets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916194
From what shithole do you hail from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916194
>Go to not!america
>All the Monster Girls start clapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916186
What usa harpies? MGE is middle age, usa doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>Married to a Wight
>Originally from a country that neighbors her realm
>She commands her army o invade and conquer it in order to crown you king for your birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916219
America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916222
>MGE is middle age
Firearms and industrial era tech are stated to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916222
Anything which could make more fetishism or sex possible exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916217
Harblador please, we've read this greentext already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916227
Goddamn undead aristocrats. Why can't they just buy you a shirt and a tie bar like normal people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916228
Suuuuure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916230
That's magitech

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916186
The MGE America would be just like normal America, everyone's fat and dumb, that's the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915194
Pharaoh, I'd kill to have both her snake and her. I'd probably worship and pray to it everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916276
Where does the snake go off to while you're fucking the Pharaoh anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916285
She slithers off and polymorphs back into a Desert Lamia to go visit her husband while chuckling to herself about how cute her charge is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916285
It watches and cries silently. It's being NTR'd, after all. It's lifelong companion has found someone that she loves more than it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916285
He leaves the house for a smoke, and to contemplate on complex philosophical concepts no mere mortal could ever hope to understand, unable to Express his thoughts to anyone, because he's a fucking snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916285
If her bonus art is anything to go by, it stays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916285
It watches, judging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916294
Why are you such a debbie downer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916285
It gives you advice, offers you lube and refreshments. Just don't be alarmed when you're pounding her missionary style and he slithers up to your ear and whispers how your rhythm is good but you could go deeper.

Snake is a bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916285
The same thing a persons dog or cat does when they're getting laid: nothing. They're regarded as a type of Monster-Realm Beast like those giant boars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916298
What bonus art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916312
In case you haven't noticed, it's shitposting hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916297
>>16916314
Why are you assuming the Pharaoh's snake is a guy? I'd assume she'd keep a female snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916352
I don't know, yeah it's probably best to assume it's female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916352
It is an explanation as to why it doesn't turn into a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916352
I don't know, a dude snake would could have a nice contrast with the pharaoh, if good for comedic detail.

>Apophis comes to pester your Pharaoh waifu for the 548th time
>Both you and snakebro just kinda stand there in the background watching their childish arguments, beers in hand, given up trying to stop them long ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916333
She has 2.
https://i.imgur.com/NduvCEe.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/vFDAN3C.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916333
http://i.imgur.com/p7mfFIG.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916367
>snake
>beers in hand
You what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916370
I love that one with the Apophis so much. SHe just looks so deliciously happy and smug.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope a Monkey Monk joins Anon's party, whether he wants her or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916373
He holds his can with his tail I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a few quick questions. What kind of artifacts would a griffon guard and do Vanilla dragons have long forked tongues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916376
Apparently close proximity to grape snakes make boobs bigger. This is probably my favorite pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916376
I just love the thought of having them both. That image is my favourite one out of the MGE II bonus images for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916363
Who's to say it isn't a polymorphed Lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916382
A very welcome trait.
>>16916384
Agreed, they work best in tandem bigamy situation. It'd be the lewdest cacophony of hedonism and enjoyment ever.

[Anonymous No.]

You're walking to work the day when the portals open, and suddenly you see this.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916384
Would you want to pound the Pharaoh from behind while the Apophis presses against your back and whispers lewd things into your ears?
Would you want the Pharaoh to give in to the lewdness and try to strangle you with a deep lewd kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916386
Because that sounds stupid desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916380
Dragons seem to have regular tongues.

As for Griffons, the treasure they can guard can be anything from gold and legendary weapons to an entire ancient ruin. KC left a lot of flexibility with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
Dodge to the side and chuck a candy bar to the opposite direction just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
Ask myself what I'm doing in an explosives test range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
Run away very fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
It's a Wurm
Fucccckkkkkk
I wanted a Jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
>you didn't edit the webm to have a wurm or Sand worm pop out of the ground at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
I open my arms and accept the cute sandworm girl who wants to husbando me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916376
>>16916384
I would like it more if the Pharaoh still had her normal attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
Sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916407
She'll probably revert to her old self after the initial rush of the situation passes, but she'll be much chiller and more open with her emotions towards you.
She and the Apophis also won't fight anymore unless they're competing to see who can get you off more.
You're also going to have to help her get used to her new bigger tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916397
>Dragons seem to have regular tongues.

Damn.

>As for Griffons, the treasure they can guard can be anything from gold and legendary weapons to an entire ancient ruin. KC left a lot of flexibility with them.

Atleast that's a good thing, I'm just having a few problems thinking of an ancient artifact they'd guard, so a ancient ruin does sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916387
Bigamy with the both of them has made both shoot up into higher ranks on my favourites list.
>>16916394
Yes to both. In the pounding from behind situation I'd love it if it was in the middle of the throne room and the Pharaoh was ahegaoing as the Apophis coiled around the throne and gloated about how she's became a slave to lust.

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>>16916407
I'm sure it settles down into the normal attitude, or at least pretty close to it, only more open to sex. Depends on the Apophis too I'm sure.
Pretty much this >>16916411
I'd want them to compete with who's tits are bigger by shoving my head sandwiched between both sets of them and rubbing them back and forth after they've oiled them both up. Pouting that I have to choose~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916404
No Jinko for you, only giant scaly hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916405
Better he didn't, sooner or later it would end up in a place it really really really shouldn't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916412
Yeah the profile says that the treasure can be a whole ancient ruin. Maybe they're decorated extravagantly or have great religious importance for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
>You broke into the wrong goddamn rec room

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916419
It'd be kinda cute if after a few hours she started pouting about the Pharaoh hogging anon's dick.

>>16916422
You know, eventually they're going to realize that you can't really judge if they're both going at once and your head's squeezed between the two of them.
Then they'll see who can make you cum the most with oiled up paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>Slime Carrier humming a jaunty tune in the kitchen while wearing a naked apron
>Slimy tendrils holding various utensils and moving shit all over the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

Squirrels are stealing men away from Foxes with their BIG fluffy tails RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916445
>oiled up paizuri
my fucking dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916445
>It'd be kinda cute if after a few hours she started pouting about the Pharaoh hogging anon's dick.
I could see that happening.
>"stupid pharoah, why are you suddenly such a nympho?"
>it dawns on her that it's her fault
>embarrassed by the situation she lays back on the throne and invites anon to fuck her instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
Walk without rhythm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916445
Whooooo momma. That's what I'm talking about. But ever the competitive rivals, they'd both try doing it at the same time, roughly sliding their slippery oiled up billowing breasts all around it until an eruption of cum explodes out from the various cleavage and docking cleavage that they created.
And they'd look at each other and say 'I did that!' at the same time, glare... and then go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916457
>"It's been four hours, ten cumshots and twenty five orgasms pharaoh! Stop hogging him and let me have a go!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
Sleep easy.
Nothing my man Burt Gummer can't handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916464
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd Beach Fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916468
Now the real question is, do you want a hyperstimulated Pharaoh bouncing up and down on your cock for while ahegaoing and screaming in pleasure, or do you want a sultry Apophis slowly grinding her hips with your dick inside her and moaning with pleasure while biting her lip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916464
>>16916457
>"Haaah, finally my turn~ Hey! What do you mean you're tired?! We have at LEAST five hours to go so I can beat that brown-burned skank!"
>"Here, one little bite and you'll be ready and rearing to go, fufu..."
>Five hours later, Pharaoh start using her Voice to command you to come back to her to cuddle for the night, while the Apopihs' venom is commanding you to stay with her
Very quickly out of hand.
The best kind of out of hand though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916480
She's inticing me with those legs. I just want to oil them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914688
Lamia
Shirohebi
Medusa
Basilisk
Ghoul
Redcap
Atlach-Nacha
Arch Imp
Mershark
Sahuagin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916464
At that rate she's going to take matters into her own hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916487
Grape snakes are good girls, they need a man for themselves alone.

[Anonymous No.]

You know something mamono mana can't fix? Getting bored of sex after weeks of consistent non-stop fucking.

>inb4 bullshit

You think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916497
That's your problem chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916487
Those girls are really going to have to learn how to share.
Like maybe the Pharaoh laying on top of the Apophis so you could quickly go from one to the other or grind between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916497
I'm guessing you never read the incubus entry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916497
Only Fallen God followers do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916503
Well nobody here's an incubus to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916483
Yes.
Either of those sounds perfect. But I'd probably fall for the Apophis first with her slow sultry behavior. Then afterward the Pharaoh would really wake me up with her loud, fast moaning and screaming.
>>16916502
And then this. Both at the same time until everyone passes out. First to wake up treats the others at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916480
>You will never work at a beach resort frequented by Monster Girls.
>Flirting with you every chance they get, offers to spend the night at their room are nearly endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916488
enticing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916506
Nor have you had enough sex to know whether it gets boring or not

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hunt down strongfat gorrila kakuren!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916487
Well the clear best option is to cuddle both of them and kiss them both on the cheek.

>>16916491
>"Fine! She doesn't want to get off your dick anon? Then I get your face!"
And then she'd coil around you so she can grab your head and shove it against her crotch so you're forced to eat her out.

>>16916502
>Spreading the Pharaoh's legs to pound her while the Apophis holds her from behind.
>Sliding out of her and into the Apophis after cumming once.
>This continues until both of them are pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916452
>Squirrel tails are the new hotness! Fox mofu are old and busted!
>t. Ratoskr News Network

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916511
Anon it's late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916513
If experiments have shown me something is that you can get bored, but only in a (quite) short term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916452
>>16916520
Well there's only one real way to know what mofu is the best anons.
Line up a Kitsune, a Rataoskr and a Tanuki and indulge in the fluff.
Big asses optional but recommended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916509
>working as the bartender is this pits
>nearly every monstergirl that comes up to you asks for a penis colada

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916509
Do you use charms that fools monster girls into thinking you're married?

Because working at a beach resort is a great way to get yourself literally dragged into the sea by a Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916509
Isn't that the touristic version of the butler cafe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916509
Just imagine how much fun it would be to be focused on your job in the MG world. Just turning down girls all day.

> " Hey pencil pusher, want to...file my W-2?"
"No, I've got a TPS to make. "

>" Sexy electrician, wanna give me twenty volts?"
" There's a line down across town, I've got bigger things to worry about."

> " Hey water treatment man, wanna make some waves? "
" I am literally covered to the elbows in shit and piss. No. "

> " Hey good looking explosives ordinance disposal guy, let's me and you go bang. "
" Don't say bang. No. No. Bad, no. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916508
>And then this. Both at the same time until everyone passes out. First to wake up treats the others at the same time.
Wake up blowjobs from Pharaoh and Apophis would be a dream come true, seeing their faces looking up at you first thing in the morning and lazily licking your cock is too good.
>>16916518
>This continues until both of them are pregnant.
Wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>16916528
>You whip up a pina colada and put a big banana in there.
>"What are you doing?"
>You asked for a penis colada, there you go.
>Tanuki hand-rubbing intensifies as the girl pays for the drink with a pout and walks away

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916513
Neither have you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916520
RNN is fake news!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916543
>> " Hey good looking explosives ordinance disposal guy, let's me and you go bang. "
>"OH SHIT WRONG WIRE GET OUT NOWNOWNOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916560
Kek, good pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916536
It's a place where wealthy Monster Girls can relax on the beach with a drink, where men dress in butlers outfits and make for nice eye-candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916560
>implying they're getting their ratings back after anon hacked them and posted that he's a slut for fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna knock up my momster and no one can convince me otherwise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916544
>Anon wakes up after a wild night of passion with an Apophis and a Pharaoh.
>Feels something wet and tight around his dick.
>As his eyes open he sees it's the Apophis sucking his dick like a champion as the Pharaoh caresses him from the side and whispers encouragement in her God Voice to keep him from cumming too soon.
>The moment they notice he's awake the Pharaoh orders him to "flood that grape slut's throat with your cum and then flood mine".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916570
You'd probably just get a bunch of overweight heiresses hitting on you and demanding you call them pretty for a tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916570
So yeah the same, but with more sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916543
Reminds me of that Anon whose density is comparable to harem anime MCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16911293
>think about this video at work
>start tearing up
good thing no one caught me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916566
> He was operating on an automaton to defuse her internal bomb
> She gets up and follows him out of the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916579
sunlight*

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>>16916574
That's been her intention ever since she adopted you anon. Why do you think you've been eating such "nutritious" food? Living with a Momster would probably result in you having a cannon down there.
At what age range would you want her to finally give in to her instincts?

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>>16916585
Hopefully it's a dark matter bomb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916576
Somehow I never thought about her voice being used for orgasm control before.

She could also use it to deny grape snake her orgasm when you're fucking her so you can drive her to the brink of insanity with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916589
Chubby momster is for filling with daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916578
Are you telling me you don't want a chubby Ojou-sama to offer to give you a job as her personal butler/cum pump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916570
>There's that one Salamander woman with a touch of grey in her hair, lying on the beach and getting a nice tan on her toned body.
>Apparently made a lot of money doing mercenary work but is now retired to spend the rest of her days on a warm beach.
>Staff are told not to serve her alcohol, since she gets a bit rough and rowdy with the men, but people keep forgetting and she ends up swinging a bar stool around the Tiki Lounge before being subdued by security and taken back to her room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916576
They just play off each other so well. I'm definitely putting this as a top tier 'good end'.
The more they learn to use the other's abilities to their fullest the better, just like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916605
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916589
>spoiler
that's actually my fetish. I want nothing more than to be a shota with a dick that make my momster's jaw drop. and if she's perfectly thicc,
you can bet puberty is starting early

[Anonymous No.]

What would you name your daughteru(s), anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916605
Would be nice, although you'd probably end up with a pair of them arguing about who gets you.

>Pear shaped, tubby tanuki heiress offers you to come back with her and be her personal toy and butler.
>Top heavy but still plump minotaur with a texas twang whose dad is in the energy sector states that you're coming with her.
>Two exchange glares while you just wait for it to end while a pair of strongfat oni twins whose dad owns a private security firm walk over, eyes on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916626
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916618
What kind of monstergirl anon?
And would you go stand by her bed in the morning so she can lazily suck on your dick for her morning fix or would she use you as her own personal daki as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916391
Haul ass to anything above ground.

Graboids, not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916574
I want to impregnate a Lava golem momster, their bodies are made for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916631
Gonna go spend a night in the Texas Longhorn Minotaur's room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916626
>Momster slips little things into your drink so you don't wake up.
>Rides you late into the evening till she looks positively bloated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916640
Any as long as they're thicc and have blond drills and do the laugh.

I would want her to treat me like a lowly dog. Pet me and call me a good boy.

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>>16916609
>"Hey anon, we've been thinking~"
>With my venom and her God Voice...
>"We could probably keep you going all~"
>Day~
>"Long~"
>What do you say anon~?
>"24 Hours sound good~?"
The moment those girls start co-operating is the moment your sex life starts taking some wild turns.
They might also pump you up with the Apophis' venom to drive you wild before the Pharaoh uses her God Voice to tell you to rape them unconscious.
They'd both "kyaaa~!" when you pounce on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916656
Just be careful.

You may wake up in texas with her dad congratulating you on marrying his daughter while you see that her mom is taller and a bit thicker than her daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916631
>states that you're coming with her.
Also in and all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916658
So you'd want a haughty Hathorite Dark Mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916631
Why not fuck all four?
Prove to those ojou-samas you're manly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916675
Yes please.

Extra haughty please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916672
Just remember what they say about grabbing the bull.

>>16916679
Because you'd basically cause the potential for gathering the largest amount of wealth in the known world.
And because those ladies have large appetites in both senses of the word.

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>>16916497
I don't know anon. I can beat off six times in a day and not get tired of it. I only stop because I get tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw bugs start to show up

I hate Spring

[Anonymous No.]

The Ochimusha high rez from Enty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916700
I'm guessing she lost her right arm before resurrecting. So it's possible to have no bone arms are both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916700
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916700
She'd have a hard time finding a lord looking like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Tall MG problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916700
and the making of if anyone cares / can translate

コンセプトは【淡泊な女武者】【＋鬼要素】【和風骸骨】


　今回はジパングより「落武者」さん！
　落武者とは戦に負けて逃げ出した武士の事で、別に原典はアンデッドでもなんでもないのですが、図鑑世界では女武者アンデッドになりました！
　生き残って落ち延びる本来の落武者とは異なり、彼女達は死んでアンデッドに堕ちた存在です。　


　死してなお、強い意志と忠誠心を持ち、決して死ぬことの無い戦士として主君に仕えます。
主君の成功や出世が悦びで、一見クールに見える彼女達も、そういった時は主人以上に喜んで、お赤飯を炊き始めちゃったりする娘もいるんだとか！
　後、ジパングでは家の世継ぎを作る事が重要視されており、当然彼女達も主君に世継ぎが生まれる事を望んでいますが、魔物の性か、自分達が主君の子を孕みたいと考えている様です。
　ですが、現在の図鑑世界では主神と魔王の力が拮抗している事により、魔王が推し進める魔物の変化が不完全なため、人間と魔物からは生まれる子供は魔物娘のみです。


　一般的にジパングの人間社会で家を継ぐのは男児であるため、（ジパングでも妖怪と共に暮らす土地では、妖怪が当主である女系の家や、性別を問わない家も増えてきているそうですが）
　主神勢力の力を削ぎ、魔王による魔物の変化を完全なものとする事で、彼女達が男児を産むために、積極的に魔界を広げ、人間の女性を魔物に変えていく「過激派」の集団に属する者も多いのだとか。


　ちなみに、ジパングの文化では女武士は珍しく、武士の多くは「男性」なのですが、どうやら落武者たちの中には「元男性」も結構いるのだとか……


　
　女武者の王道的な一つ結びの髪型に、サラシ、袴の和風スタイル。
骨をアクセサリに使い、身体の半身が異形の骨の腕になっており、そこから幽玄な魂の炎が漏れ出ている、というコンセプトが最初に定まったため、今回はほぼ初期ラフで完成形になっています。


　図鑑世界のアンデッドの肌の色は様々なのですが、同じ様な灰色の肌のゾンビやリッチと比べて、彼女達の肌の色はジパングらしく幽鬼の様なイメージを出すために、青色の強い灰色にしています。
　体つきはほっそりとしていますが、武士らしくちょっとだけ腹筋があったりします。


　顔つきは淡泊かつ幸薄そうな雰囲気にするために、三百眼で隈を濃く、眉毛を短めに。
　それと僕の絵はいつも上睫毛が多めなのですが、彼女達は意図的に睫毛を少なめに、薄くしています。
　また、意思の強そうな目つきという事で、線とあまり混ざらない様に目の色をあまり濃くせず、ラインを太く描き、目つきを強調しています。


　服や袴の色は、華やかすぎず、地味になりすぎずといった感じで、なんとなく決定！
特徴的な赤く染まってるサラシ。図鑑の挿絵の娘は胸のあたりに致命傷を受けて死に、落武者となったそうですが、傷口が開いているわけでも、その時の衣服をそのまま使っているわけでもありません。
　どうやら、落武者になる際、死ぬ原因となった傷はアンデッドとなり、塞がった後も魔力があふれ出しやすくなっているらしく、魔力の色で血の様に赤く染まってしまうのだとか。


　彼女達の全身にあしらわれた骨パーツですが、腕がかなり異形でトゲトゲしているので普通の人骨では地味になってしまうため、頭の鉢金や腰の骸骨にも「鬼武者」的なイメージを付けたしています。
　鉢金からは鬼の様に角の装飾が生え、額の部分はどくろと上顎を模したもので、下顎を模した首回りのものとセットになっています。
　最も特徴的な異形の腕は肋骨やあごの骨と歯を組み合わせたデザインになっています。
　平常時は邪魔にもなりそうなこの腕ですが、どうやら平常時は普通の腕に戻す事もでき、
ドラゴンが頑張れば旧魔王時代の姿になれるのと同じ様な感じで、この腕は戦闘用に異形の魔物の姿を部分的に解放したものであるらしいです

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916747
You know what time it is?

MAKEOVER TIME!

>Cue Titania/Succubus/whatever taking Ochi to various shops to dress her up while peppy Eighties montage music plays
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgcYGgtf8M

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916663
This is precisely the life I want.
Fuck the kingdom, leave that to the Anubis, my sun and moon are gonna fuck with me all day everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916829
No anon! If you do that Anubis will never have time for a husbando and become a tyrant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16912113
That was from Neibelfader, and basically a non-issue compared to the shit people like B, B, Alp, and Quicksilver have done to piss people off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916866
She just needs to find a good dickthrone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916866
Not my problem! She better run it well, we'll be too busy in our private estate to check in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916866
>>16916887
>'King' anon and his two wives laze or fuck around all day
>Poor Anubis has to work three times as hard to run a kingdom all by herself
>Baggy eyed and grumpy, becomes jaded at the idea of a relationship
Who will be the one to take one for the team and marry her? Keep in mind she'll be extra bossy and probably be very femdom as a result

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916924
>She tries to get the Sphinx of the kingdom to help
>Sphinx is too busy fucking her own husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916973
This is some top tier Anubis bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916497
Its not nonstop (outside of Pandemonium having sex for more than a few days at a time is considered unusual), and its not like they never go for variety in fucking. But the nice thing about being an incubus or monster girl is that sex never truly gets boring.

I mean think about it, do you ever get bored of your favorite foods? Maybe if you eat too much and get sick, but that can't happen with sex since for monster girls its an exchange of energy. Anyway, point is in KC's world sex fulfills both the desire for food and for physical pleasure, its not the sort of thing one can get truly bored with, and if one gets a little bored then there are many things that can be done to spice things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916924
>every day
>every fucking day I'm working myself like a slave to keep this kingdom from falling with my blood, sweat, and tears and the Pharaoh (may the Sun shine on her head) and that purple bitch just keep fucking that man
>one of these days I'm going to find myself a man and fuck his brains out while THEY try to run their land
>if I only had the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917003
This Anubis is bringing out my inner sadist. I would ask her every day if she was free for the evening, but our schedules would never line up...
For some reason...

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking weresheep gang leave me be I'm trying to pay attention to fucking class I need to be awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916924
>>16917003
>Orphan shota accidentally wanders into the Palace and somehow gets hired as a scribe and placed under her
I'll give him 11 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be friends with a loli oni when I'm a kid before saying good by as I have to go off and study how to be a knight, promising to meet her again.
I want to come back on a mission to find that she's the strongfat chieften of the village and I'm not a knight.

When she asks why I failed I want to show her that I went muscle mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917031
>Bunch of weresheep in wool lined leathers whispering 'sleeep sleeeep' after giving anon a heavy meal and some wool socks made from their wool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917021
You'll probably cause her to finally snap and pounce you to ride you senseless with her big fat anubooty.
And then she'll lighten up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917052
Well my academic life is fucked. Weresheep are bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915691
YES. YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917052
I'd grab as many of them as I could and hold them close before falling asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917081
They'll be highfiving and kidnap you once you fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917067
I'll make lewd gestures towards her when she is attending to court in Pharaoh's stead. I want everyone to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917085
you fool! You've fallen for their trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917089
No, anon, they've fallen into my trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917086
>kidnap
But I still have to go to work tomorrow...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916973
>even the lower ranked Anubi have men

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917096
No, they wanted you!

>>16917100
They'll just tell your boss they've kidnapped you and made you their husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917106
But I wanted them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917096
Well congratulations, you got
yourselves caught. What’s the next
step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917111
It seems you've reached an impasse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917087
>>16917105
>Literally everyone but her has a husband already
>She's the only one clinging to the old ways and there's even a betting pool to see how long it takes her.
You'd be doing her a service anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916761
>incidentally, female samurai are rare in Zipangu culture, thus many of the samurai are "men"
>It would seem some of the Ochimushas were "originally men" that also became quite splendid.....
God dammit, KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917117
Take the gang of Weresheep home and marry them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917129
It's like you never heard of skeletons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917129
That's fine. I think it adds to the interesting factor of them carrying on their old ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917138
Skeletons are basically just bone golems.
Pharaoh would have been a better example, but that doesn't make it any less silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917129
I had assumed that right from the get go, what with how they think Men is the dominant sex and want to produce male heirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917106
Are you implying that my boss would agree? It was all a trap all along?

Dastardly weresheep schemers! I have a jar of coffee and I'm not afraid to drink it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917132
With no survivors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917160
Yep.
They have it all planned out!

>>16917147
Eh, I don't really care.
Although it would be funny to explain to a samuri clan how I'm banging the former brother of their clan leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917150
Male children being the only ones capable of being heirs has been a thing in nearly every culture until very recently. It would be more unusual for a Sengoku-esque character to not believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917129
Well I would take that to simply mean that if the samurai has the qualities to become an alp then he can rise as an ochimusa.

But if only "some" of the ochimusa are originally men and female samurai are rare then that means ochimusa themselves may be even rarer than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917129
It's to be suspected. The gender roles in the human nations are normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917183
Yes Anon! Statistically, you will never have your ab-tastic Asian bodyguard waifu.

I can almost hear the wisps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917190
Hey now, don't forget their children will be ochimusas as well. So there is more than corpses as a source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917129
I honestly can't scrape together any fucks to give. Not like this wasn't already the case with other undead species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917190
Don't be so hasty. If I believe hard enough, surely the magic of mamono mana will bring twist fate and bring my beloved to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916756
More like manlet problems. When will they finally learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917205
Or you could do a bit of footwork and research. Ask around for stories of any samurai who died disgracefully or with regrets, search for the grave (or the area they died if there is no grave) and bring along some condensed monster mana or a monster friend to help resurrect her (make sure the monster is already married to avoid her trying to seduce you herself).

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying the Pharaoh and Apophis wouldn't tell their husband that their adviser needs to be brought to heel, instructing him to make her his concubine in order to stop her grumbling

[Anonymous No.]

Any good lactation stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917248
No and there never will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917229
>In your research hear tales of a great and powerful Samurai, seriously crazy power levels, won battles singlehandedly, a hero of his clan
>Turns out, he was then disgraced at some point and became a wandering Ronin, as he was unwilling to carry out an order of slaughter of innocents
>Wandered the land for years, lost everything he had gained, died alone somewhere in the backwoods of ancient Zipangu
>Your research leads you to travel to the lands he was believed to have perished
>Inspect sites of battle, nothing but the odd spearhead or very worn out armor pieces submerged in the dirt
>Hear rumors in town of odd activity up in a quiet mountain village
>You arrive, and head to the tavern to see what you can gather information wise, only to see her sitting at the bar
>Hair is unkempt, dressed in absolute rags, a makeshift eyepatch and a naked katana with no scabbard
>foot is bone, scars all along her back, lean but clearly packed with muscle
>She tilts her head back, and you notice she's downing a glass of liquor before she slams it down next to a group of similar empty glasses on the bar
>The other patrons are all quiet and white-faced as the Ochimusha turns her head to look at you out of the corner of her good eye- red and fierce, her glare the only thing still fierce about her slumped over body
>It would seem you've found your disgraced Ronin turned Ochimusha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917244
They're too busy developing the Ouroboros sex position to do that. They've almost got it, too. A few more months and they'll have it down.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's basically confirmed now, you genderbend many corpses when you reanimate them, but the body probably has to be like months or years old where spirit energy and the body are rotted to the point demonic energy transforms it female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917276
Sounds badass. She probably behaves pretty different from normal Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917281
They claim once the position is perfected they'll see the Fallen God when they orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917248
Yep! Truly a top-tier fetish to have.
https://pastebin.com/VkUVdQ4U
https://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
https://pastebin.com/VtcPtb6R
https://pastebin.com/XU6j8Xs5
https://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
https://pastebin.com/fAEKwmBK
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https://pastebin.com/RSuHJces
>>16917263
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917301
Look at them milktanks! They'r exxtra large!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917301
Perfect, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917284
I don't see how the fact that "some" ochimusa were male confirms anything more than what we already knew about men with the potential to become alps.

Other than that the only sex changes we have are the majority of original pharaohs (who are something of special cases due to the unique way they came about), and skeletons (which are debated in-setting as to whether they are actual sex changes or not).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917244
Well I mean some Pharaoh Apophis duos would probably include the Sphinx and the Anubis too.

>>16917281
>>16917295
So what would that even be? One of them sucks your balls and the other sucks your dick while both of them ride your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915255
It's more of a voodoo effigy, but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917343
You eat one out, while the one you're eating out eats the other out, while the one she's eating out sucks your dick.
More complicated than it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917349
I dunno anon, that seems pretty mundane. Are they sure that's going to let them see the fallen god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917358
You're forgetting the most important part.
They're supposed to all be rotating in a circle while doing it.
A perfect circle.
Without actually moving distance wise, just rotating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917363
So after they perfect it they'll have the Fallen God's blessing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917388
Well I mean I don't know about THAT, that was someone else saying that.
I think they're just really horny and have a lot of time on their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917388
Once it is perfected, they will supplant the Fallen God, reaching new lows of depravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917301
I need lactating lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917393
>and have a lot of time on their hands.
Well maybe they could use that fucking time to rule their country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917416
Oh shit, they DO rule a country, don't they?! Ha! Well, it's probably fine. Doesn't seem like any problems have come up yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917425
Hear that grinding sound? That's the head Anubis' teeth and sanity being ground into dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917443
The wh- oh! OH! Yeah! She's totally got this. Totally. Anyway, times wasting, and not being wasted properly! There's useless new sex positions to cum gallons to!

[Anonymous No.]

And I forgot some:
https://pastebin.com/K9ZyZHGw
https://pastebin.com/ezJZhFik
https://pastebin.com/5DiqwZhW
Godammit, Silent should really put the name of the species he's writing about next to his sorta-vague titles.
>>16917411
There aren't any unfortunately, beyond greentexts of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917443
I bet she takes out her frustrations on poor Scribe Anon.

Hours and hours of intense, angry anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917451
I bet she just leaves for a country worth working for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917425
>Apophis and Pharaoh sitting in a room that's completely on fire
>"This is fine."

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never get a haughty, chubby little holst to raise into your wife.

I want it so bad.

I'd keep her haughty but she'd be more regal than bratty.

Also still pretty chubby due to me wanting to make sure she grows up big, developed, and is properly fed for milk production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917451
She wishes, but administration comes before anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917469
I want to grope the anal administrator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917454
Gonna find her in some Inn nestled in some snow-covered mountains.

Nursing a warm drink between her paws, with a heavy winter coat pulled around her, on her quest to serve the perfect ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917465
>"...Does fire hurt us?"
>"I'm pretty sure."
>"So we can't use it to fuck?"
>"Now I didn't say THAT~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917450
>no cookies and milk with a ryu nee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917478
The sole survivor of an ill-fated land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917501
Nah, they're probably fine. Not like you need food when you survive on the energy from fucking with mamono/SE. But it is better that she left, doesn't seem like it was her bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917478
TFW afters years of traveling she becomes the first anubis to serve a nurarihyon.

She's not sure how much of an improvement it is given how hard it is to tell when the nura is joking or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917474
I don't think you're quite familiar with feeling of a rectum draining the very essence of your being from you through your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915507
Another attempt at this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917512
>she becomes the first anubis to serve a nurarihyon.

And the people of Zipangu hear a faint "It's all the same shit!" echoing in the distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917521
You have skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917522
She keeps finding herself in never-ending parties where everyone is having fun... and trying to organize them.
Hopefully she ends up in Bacchus' realm, she could use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917521
Damn, that turned out well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917504
As flexible as it is, DE isn't going to repair buildings, pave roads, or perform any sort of craftsmanship.
Left unchecked it's only a matter of time before the place ends up looking like Elbonia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917532
She'd probably end up a thick, hedonsitic anubis that can still schedule everything while drunk and getting boned by her lover for the tenth time that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917521
cute!
how'd you do it

[Anonymous No.]

Haughty, himidere oppai loli alice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917550
Photoshop, soft brushes for coloring the legs and waifu2x to cheat and make it bigger

[Anonymous No.]

shh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917597
You had me until oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917609
I can't discern what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917609
Don't tell me the crazy bastard actually went and did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917609
A dunce-cap filled with cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917537
>"Alright, so the band comes on at 9:00 and then the burlesque act at 10:30. The arcades and slots get opened at 11:45 and then the private rooms open up at 12:30. And the- ooh!"
>Sorry, I couldn't help it. You're just so tight!
>"That's okay darling~ My schedule's always open for a top up. Now, when do you think we should send in the special drinks to make sure the guests have a good time?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917609

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917609
>>16917632
I'm scared and confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917629
Exactly.
She could out drink a fish
Out eat a P'Orc
And out fuck a succubus without seeming a bit drunk or getting a splash of wine or crumb of food on her.
She does drunken kissy talk with her husband when she's done scheduling and working though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917629
>>16917648
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917632
Her cap is ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917632

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917664
That's a lotta cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917664
Is there going to be some kind of pay off to these odd pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917655
>Drunken, thick anubis is riding her husband during the party, wine glass in one leg, turkey leg in the other, and her husband's dick in her snatch.
>Sloshing from the seed in her and drunkenly slurring how much fun she's having when a subordinate comes over to inform her that the cake's going to be late by a couple minutes.
>"Do a couples dance with an extra slow song," she responds in an instant, her voice and expression sober as a priest before slipping back once the underling is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917674
Now THAT is an Anubis I could actually get behind.
Her Pharaoh would be so proud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917682
Her Pharoah is too busy doing a two keg marathon while everyone else cheers her on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917685
Ah, so they came to visit! How wonderful. The Apophis and the King wouldn't even recognize her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917664

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917597
Rapebait has no right to be haughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917694
She has all the right to be haughty!
She gets to call the guy a lolicon and have proof with pictures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917693
What's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917689
She and the Apophis would probably swap bedroom tactics while occasionally shooting lewd smirks at their husbands.
Both the Anubis' assistant and the King would feel a slight twinge of fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917702
discord memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917689
The anubis or the pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917706
The Anubis. I'm pretty sure having fucked each other every day for the past several decades, the threesome all recognize each other.
>>16917703
Women sharing secrets is amplified tenfold in the world of MGE. I shudder to think what strange and hedonistic new heights (or lows) would ensue starting that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917689
So why did she leave in the first place when she's effectively doing the same thing and joining in on the debauchery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917702
Image spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917709
>Anubis is thicker than they remember, and has a bit of a beer belly....or a seed belly...
>In all honesty, its kinda hard to tell as it may be both.
>Seems more laid back a bit and has a more 'just off work and ready to party' air about her, although she still does her work perfectly.
>Even when talking with them, her husband is dumping another load into her stomach while the dog barely notices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917719
It took her time to get to that point. She abandoned the kingdom at first cause she was still a tightass. Now her tightass is never to be abandoned again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917719
Because many different anons are continuing the tale, often with little regard for what makes a lick of sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917700
A fair point, but that doesn't change the fact that with her height, she's a standing-paizuri machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917719
Because she left and took a while until she made it to this point ya dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917729
Yep.
And she'll be smugly smiling up at you all the while because you couldn't resist her tits.

Worst bit is that, when you're done, she'll be just as smug as the first time due to her memory wipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917719
Because she needed to get that stick out of her ass and get a dick into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917725
Juicy! Deliciously juicy. Though I doubt she'd accept an offer to come back and help run the old kingdom. Maybe the original threesome mellowed out a bit and actually give some care to it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917733
Only until she gets her journey through Wonderland. It happens to every alice eventually and afterward they become able to get pregnant, and retain all memory of sex (while still retaining their usual personality).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917741
Yep.
THEN she'd be even smugger because she can recall and recount each and every time you used her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917740
Maybe.
She'd probably decline as she has a new place to run and she doesn't particularly want to be running on empty ever again, be it food, drink, or seed....Except when she gets pregnant, then she switches to non-alchoholic wine while keeping the rest...except maybe also swapping to anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917702
hat

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that scientists have never been able to prove that there is an upper limit on smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917501
The local White Horns and Yetis were kind enough to make her a special pair of earmuffs, and she can make all the snow pyramids she wants in the mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917749
You know that Monstergirls have no issues having sex while pregnant and in fact its healthy for the baby to have sex vaginally while the mother is pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917733
Then she needs her nipples trained to the point where she cums from just some light tweaking on them. Can't be smug when she's climaxing so hard her legs give out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917693

Take it. Take it all you filthy, filthy fedora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917693
I remember when my waifu got her tail in my nose and it came through my mouth. It was something like that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917766
Of course she can be.
It means she's gotten you to dedicate enough of your time and effort into her that you've learned her body and how to work it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917518
I bet that Anubis wants to drain her cute scribe's dick dry with her super tight anus.
Just imagine how smug the Pharaoh's going to be when she walks in on the Anubis pinning him against the wall with her massive ass and ahegaoing as he shoots his fifteenth load into her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917770
>fedora

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917763
I want to cuddlefuck a snow-Anubis next to a fireplace.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, watch out for haughty oppai lolis.

They're waiting to tease you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917794
>pinning him against the wall
>fifteenth load

Come on, anon. After the first few rounds she'd have switch to cowgirl so she can feed him fresh slices of corruption fruit from her lips. Got to fuel that hours long butt stuffing with something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917866
You think she'd think of that when she was so stuck up and repressed? She'd be going wild during her first time.
Mouth to mouth feeding comes after she embraces the lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16914617
What's it called?

[Anonymous No.]

>Little to no actual mg porn of MGE girls is actually made anywhere save for Manticore
Something of a revelation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917785
It's not fair, even when you think you've won they still smug at you. I'm not taking that shit from an Alice of all things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917863
I don't like them very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917907
I dunno, she seems to be doing a pretty good job at it.

>>16917913
Oh?
Then why do you keep using their bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

Griffons a best
Bunnies a best
Bunny Suit Griffons a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917902
I mean, there's a few doujinis and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917925
I don't use their bodies though, I just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917926
Oh there's the Easter Bunny! Get her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917301
I forgot how good that Tittypire one was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917926
Excellent, though I guess she isn't so confident without the underboob showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917934
Sure you do.
Don't worry, mister, they're kind enough to keep your secrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917943
So they know that I have a hoard of the Dragon teacher's panties? Thank god they can keep a secret. If they had any problems they would be free to ask for my help, I would be going for that sweet CC dragon in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917937
Shame the guy never got to taste her milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917961
I'm sure in the centuries on centuries that followed of their happy relationship, he got plenty of 'feedings' of his own.
>Vampire feeding on your neck as you hoist her huge breast up and feed on her milk
Damn. That's a damn nice thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917963
Don't discount Vampire winghugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917925
Yeah? Well the stupid titty Alice can't act haughty if her brain turns to mush from pleasure. I'm sure the Sabbath sells some potions and toys to help with that, they have stuff for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917969
I always forget that's not just a cape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917969
So that on top of what I said, with their ends stroking the back of you as both your eyes go half lidded and glistened?
Both husband and wife would probably be so comfortable and satisfied they'd eventually pass out against each other, milk and blood dribbling from their lips, his arms around her shoulders and her wings around his back, slumped in a blissfully sleeping pile.
...I need to reevaluate my opinions of Vampires now. At least titty ones that lactate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917980
There needs to be more fanart that shows them using their wings,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16915784
This is why I said lvl 999 luck. You have not only to be coincidentally in a Kunoichis mission path, but OUT OF EVERYONE they meet, she has to like you specifically more than anyone else.

I dont consider I would be picked over any guy, let alone over EVERYONE they meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916761
>she just turns the skeletal arm into a normal one when it would be "inconvenient" (meaning during lewds)
For fuck's sake KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917985
Undead milk is liquid gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918018
It's KC, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

I handholding with your ochimusha retainer while walking down the street double lewd if you intentionally grab for the skeleton hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918041
That's improper conduct between a lord and his retainer. Shameful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918018
It's just stated that her arm can turn into a normal one during every day life because it could get in the way, if you want her to pin you down and restrain you with it while she fucks you or something she can always turn it back.

The skeletal arm is basically just a partial "power unsealing", her transforming a part of her body into the form of a monster of the "old times", kind of like how a Dragon's transformation ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918050
Probably makes a nifty shoulderguard in a pinch too, with how it extends up above her head as well with that spike stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916747
>>16916762
I think she looks beautiful as she is. If she is comfortable with the skeletal arm, then her husbando should be as well. Even in lewd.
Skeletal handjobs anyone? Yes, right here~

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pound a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916451
I'll throw you a (You). Slime Carriers are highly underrated, being basically Venom or the Witchblade in practice. Lots of potential for fusions with other MGs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918114
No you don't, they're terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918113
>Skeletal handjobs anyone? Yes, right here~
Sounds like it'd feel terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16916039
I'd shower them with kisses nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918113
Ochi is good, but god damn did KC over-design the shit out of that skeleton arm. Only part that bothers me.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it common for waifufags/commissioners to keep some commissions private?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918136
Sure, and is there an echo in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918142
Why do you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918136
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918136
I can only speak for myself of course, but there are a few requests and commission versions that I won't post at all as they're of very private things.

There are also some things I'll post on other, more appropriate boards on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

Homina homina

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918136
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918132
It's supposed to look over the top demonic to contrast her otherwise serious and kind of "plain" appearance, according to the making of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918167
Needs a Pharaoh alongside her otherwise its perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918167
>non-unicorn monster girl wearing white on her wedding

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl has the best hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918167
The white bow is a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918136
Depends on the waifufag and what it is. A lot of them will get lewd art and not want to share it.

I personally like sharing my art, but wouldn't want to go around sharing lewd art, so i usually just don't commission anything explicit.

I also don't like sharing the full res versions of my dakis, but I don't mind showing samples

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918160
>filthy crossboarder
which ones tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918178
That's the kicker. It's kind of mocking I think. In a playful way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918147
Because it's not the first time that question has been asked this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918167
Cute, but it just seems... odd. Liken the dress doesn't really match her species or personality, and the veil just looks silly with her headdress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918186
Yeah, not what I'd think mine would wear either, but just found it browsin' and it was new so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918136
I've only ever commissioned one thing but, for some reason, posting it just feels like a really conceited thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! You caught your kikimora doing something lewd!

What was she watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918183
Just /aco/. And just once too, I usually just lurk there on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918179
Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195
Plumbing videos.

Lately she's been going around mumbling something about using calk to clean pipes or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195
Videos of roombas getting smashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918196
>/aco/
weird. I was just breaking your balls though. I don't care as long as she shitposting and memes stay separated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195
Flayings on a seedy porn site. She has been growing far more curious about strange things since mingling with her Shoggoth partner during mastahs evening massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195
Definitely PUNISHED,com

She's looking for new ways to punish her mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195

kikimora lying spread eagle on the floor, waiting for a Roomba that has a dildo taped to it to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195
CAGED.com videos. Even when she gets let out she can't stop thinking about being in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918217
Well at least she has good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918205
Not that guy but there are plenty of MG related threads there. Could be he just has western art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918217
Patrician tier taste in hentai. Would happily re-enact any scene with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918217
>frail waif-like Kiki
>'mastah likes them thick?'

This could have some potentially disastrous results

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918224
Just get her on a steady diet of holst dairy. In a week she'll have perfect hentai maid curves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918217
Maria is a god damn Succubus, no Kiki could be that lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918217
>>16918221
>>16918223
>>16918224
>>16918229
Extra thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918232
>>16918217
Now we're talkin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918232
Like that, yeah. Now just get her into a garterbelt h some lacy, slightly-too-tight undergarments and we're set for reenactment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918231
>No ____ could be that lewd
Why do you have to say these things? You're only going to encourage her to try even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918217
Ahrem, ah, ahrem, I sure liked this one too, glad I remember the name of it, aherm aherm...

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>>16918244
But it's true! Kikis are pure and nice to be around. Maria is slutty and constantly looks for excuses to have sex.

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>>16918250
Come one, anon, even google finds the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918253
Another poor soul who fell for the Kiki propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918136
I mean, I wouldn't want people fapping to my waifu so I wouldn't share the lewd art I'd commission.
The comfy stuff though? Definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918178
A wedding dress can be whatever color anon, it doesn't mean anything.

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>>16918195
> wake up in the middle of the night with a need to use the restroom
> notice the computer light from your maid's room on the way back
> knock twice and mumble through a "hey, you're still up?"
> she doesn't notice with her headphones on
> walk in behind her, resting your arms on her shoulders and chin on top of her head
> "Should probably get some sleep, we have guests for brunch tomorrow."
> pat her on the head without really paying attention to the screen and head back to bed

I've concluded that the Chief God has actually managed to bless some masters to be oblivious to lewd. It's an insipid way to prevent monster reproduction. Be the nature of this 'gift,' they will always find a way to not notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918271
What propaganda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918274
It's said that all the Chief God's paladins have Protection from Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918275
The "Kikis are pure and wholesome" propaganda.

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>>16918283
But that's true.

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>>16918050
That is interesting. If she can partially revert to old monster form as a power unseal, this imply the Ochimusha's power is beyond normal warrior monsters like Salamanders, Amazons and Kunoichis.

In fact if you consider that power and combine it with the fact she is actually a warrior, Ochis might be Dragon level.

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>>16918167
Too bad nobody would marry her.

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>>16918278
>>16918274
That's why his crusade marches on. Or struts, really. Man-struts. Cause he's a sexyboy. A Loverboy. A make-you-find-your-true-love boy.
An Eros Paladin.

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>>16918294
Ochis aren't anywhere near dragon level. An unsealed dragon is still far more powerful than an unsealed Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918294
That's an extreme and extremely contrived jump, cmon man

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>>16918288
Kikis are lustful and salacious, their heads are filled with lewd thoughts about their masters and they're constantly on the lookout for opportunities to make those thoughts a reality. Don't trust the bird-dog-maids. In fact, don't trust any monster maids.

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>>16918297
I want to rest my head in a Cupid's chest while she blankly stares at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918300
Kikis can't be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918297
This pic kind of has me with this "Cupids love macho guys" headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918300
I'll trust all monster girl maids, except for Shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195
A superior maid being olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918309
Oh mastah~
So silly~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918303
Kikis can't be anything but lewd. Wind blows, rain falls, Kikis flood their panties at a kind smile from their masters and furiously pleasure themselves later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918250
What is the point in having the name of a series in a picture when saucefags will whine anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918321
Eldritch girls are scary and so are girls with black sclera! Shoggoths are both so they're double scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918321
> tfw your younger siblings think you live with a grape jelly monster because your parents didn't want to scare them

I wonder which maids are best with kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918323
They're nice and pure. You could make one give you a massage or walk around the house in your boxers and she'll do nothing.

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>>16918321
My favorite kind of Shoggoth. The kind that only has a passing understanding of human interaction.
She'd say that at a lot of mundane or inappropriate things.
>"Evening, Shogg. What's for dinner tonight?"
>"Fufu~ Oh mastah... So silly..."
>"H-haahaa, yeah... Um, dinner?"
I know it sounds weird but its just the cutest thing ever to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918333
Except leave snail trails all over the place. And you're better off not knowing what happens once those boxers land in the laundry bin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918345
Ah come on, kikis don't make messes, and I know she would take good care of my clothing so it's nice and clean.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat spider ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918167

Fucking tail bows are too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918352
This is approaching lesser Slowpoke-Holstaur levels

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>>16918333
>walk around the house in your boxers
>Not walking around naked with a raging hard-on, 'accidentally' knocking things over and asking your maid to pick them up for you.
Come on, if you're going to tease your maid do it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918195
Videos of maids getting spanked. She knows what's going to happen now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918296
rude

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>>16918352

Suddenly the whole "eating spiders in your sleep" thing is actually plausible, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918321
Shogs are just so sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

Fantail Harpies are very fast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=988Jy-22u1g

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918374
They're just the most adorable things ever.
They deserve lots of love and understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love how warm and gently Kikimoras are, I'd try to respect that I swear! But I just wouldn't be able to resist molesting one and groping her while she cleans.

>"Ooh mastah~... you're such an... animal~"

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>>16918374
These are my absolute favorite parts of Slime and Shogs. Their extra little hidden faces and mouths. I always wonder if those are more like the actual creature, while the sexy woman part is more like a lure to attract prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918392
The whole thing is the Shog, all as one. Whether as an amorphous blob, a beautiful figure of a woman, or a sofa formed from her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918385
I would travel the world with a Shog so I could show her anything she's ever wondered about.

[Anonymous No.]

Shogs are great girls. Top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you become a producer for a CC Siren who wants to revive her career?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918298
Unsealed Ochis might still be stronger or on par with a sealed Dragon.

The point is that being able to undo monsterization points to an extraordinary power. A power so far only wielded by Dragons. They are also stated to pretty much being able to create mamono realms on rampages, something not awarded to even other warrior mamonos.

Do note, Im not talking about a Ochis as a base, but a mature Ochi who has fought many battles and has been healed (and thus powered up according to the profile) many times by her husband.

Basically a high level Ochimusha using her unseal, would be as strong as a sealed Dragon that is not a warrior. A base Ochi would be strongee than other warrior MGs like the Lizards.

I think that is reasonable.

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>>16918397
>"And this, Mastah?"
>That's Crater Lake, hun. Its where something fell out of the sky and made a big hole in the ground, but now it's got a beautiful peaceful lake in the middle.
>"Ah~!"
>She hugs herself and does her weird thing where she twists he body back and forth, smiling with her face eyes closed as her others continue to look at you
>"Mastah, may we visit it?"
>Of course.
>>16918398
Always my favorite.

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>>16918392
What's that mouth for anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918395
I meant more as an open speculation as to why the Shog would even choose to keep certain monster parts when she could look like anything.
>>16918407
Pest Control

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>>16918405
People talk too much slander about shogs. They're adorable girls who just need a cuddle from their mastah.

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>>16918405
>crater lake
>not taking her to the plateau of leng
>not rescuing the abandoned antarctic shoggoths and the few remaining elder things that created her entire race

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>>16918405
Shogs are cutest when they are just so subtly odd, that it's hard to put into words. That sort of inherent otherworldness that makes strangers uneasy, but master amused.

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>>16918421
>not rescuing the abandoned antarctic shoggoths
You'd better not be planning on taking those home.

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>>16918118
Slime Carriers were straight up made for espionage.
It's like The Thing; One moment you're hitting it off with some buddies, the next one of those buddies is dragging you into a bathroom with her slime for some sweet gooey dickins'.
Hell, slime is probably pretty good at cleaning up the messes, so no one would even be the wiser.

Before long, every girl in town is "infested". No one would even know the lewdness creeping behind all those smiling faces.

[Anonymous No.]

Ochimushas can do everything Kikis are plus are warriors and bodyguards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918427
Those Shogs can fucking burn.

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>>16918410
100%. There's no greater joy in life.
>>16918424
You hit the nail on the head, that's one of my favorite parts about them.
>Have a day off work
>Decide to accompany your Shog to the marketplace
>It's an enjoyable time, and she seems to appreciate having you around so as to make others stare at her a bit less
>however at some random points she just stops moving and stands still while staring forward
>You're used to her doing little weird idiosyncrasies so you observe and don't interfere
>After a few minutes she carries on moving again
>After the third time it happens, you decide to ask her what she's doing
>"Thinking~"
>About what?
>She blushes and hugs herself, doing the strange twisting thing again, then carries on moving with no answer as you smirk to yourself and follow alongside

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like Shoggoths more if they grew legs, that formless blob they're shuffling around on is just weird. Plus a Shoggoth taking the first uncertain steps on her new appendages could be cute.

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>>16918446
They'd just be kind of boring with normal legs.

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>>16918424
Fun fact: That's a good chunk of why I like kitsune.
There's always hints of something you'll never be able to fully grasp. But they love you all the same.

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>>16918446
They could have normal legs if they wanted. I'd make one walk around in tall high heels for me.

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>>16918446
I'm more than certain if its what you wanted they'd absolutely be able to do it and just shift their junk in the trunk to other places, or put it around the house as various objects.

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>>16918439
A Shoggoths private thoughts must be captivating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918400
Her career is dead because she didn't manage to marry in time, it's too late for her now
The most she can hope for is singing in bingo halls for other CCs

[Anonymous No.]

Your maid sucks. I bet she doesn't even clean under the carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918446
I like them just fine as they are. The "blob" makes them more unique compared to other slimes.

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>>16918474
Same. Unsettling at first, but that's the charm is getting used to unsettling things until they become normal. That's like one of her whole shticks.
>>16918469
And unknowable. Maybe she thinks about Everything. Or Nothing.
Maybe its all just thoughts of 'I wonder if Mastah likes the outfit I've made'

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>>16918472
My maid is the carpet. And possibly the floor under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918477
Then she would make you go mad. What kind of self respecting maid makes her Mastah go mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918456
Ah! Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

You admire and sigh like if you were a teen girl lookimg at her crush, as ou watch your Ochimusha waifu training.

You smile as you notice how she noticed you and is trying to show off to impress you.

Such a combination of beauty, grace and strenght. Hourglass figure, DD tits and abs.

Such a perfect life, nothing could ruin it.

When out of nowhere a Chesire appears and whispers to your ear: "Hey anon. Did you knew that your waifu was a guy when he was alive?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918481
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918435
Ochimusha are lovely girls, top tier. I want to revive one and become her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918484
I bet I could beat him one two three

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918427
I'll take them in. Make them all my maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918485
Madhatter plz go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918477
This.

Shogu a bestu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918481
She just makes his life better. Frees up his mind so he can accept "The Maid"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918494

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>>16918482
I like 'em spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918482
I wish there was more lewds of stern/serious Ran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917129
Kek
I told you, fags, "she" is a tranny just like pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918505
Madhatter scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918506
Kitsune are scary. Tthanks anon, I'll make sure to stay away from them and be scared.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918469
>Mastah looks so tasty
>I want to %$&$ his @@#-
>Humanity is doomed but mastah is safe
>I hope he notices the slime I put in his meal
>I need to burn the his couch, mastah is only allowed to sit on me
>Did he just smile at me? I'm gonna melt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918167
Sauce or artist?

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>>16917129
Does it really matter? Probably a lot of the pre-dl monster girls were "males". The Ochimusha won't have any memory of any of that and she'll still be 100% a girl.

So really who gives a shit?

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>>16918516
As strange as it sounds, that is so adorable.

Shogs hurt my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918511
Why's hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918521
Did you really just respond to a 7 hour old post to say you don't care, Anon?
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918512
Remember anon, they aren't humans. They're monsters.
But just because they're monsters doesn't mean they want to hurt you.

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>>16918516
My heart, that's way too cute.
>Humanity is doomed but mastah is safe
Get you a fuckin girl who thinks this, I'd give her everything she wanted and more

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>>16918516
>I wonder what Mastah smells like
>Oh, i'll check when he's sleeping!
I would be criminally captivated with Shogs and their mannerisms.

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>>16918493
No. Bad anon! You'd be known as the crazy Shoggoth guy that lives alone save for the weird maid things. Also, it would be hard to sleep whenever they all go "Tekeli-li!" in the middle of the night just because yet another portentous constellation that nobody actually cares about rolled around.

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>>16918484
Tell the Cheshire I don't care. I love her and that's all that matters. Cheshire is just jealous because no man ever loved her and no man will if she keeps being such a bully.

It would hurt

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>>16918524
I just find the whole "You perceive everything as normal" as unsettling. And the idea of that kinda frightens me.

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>>16918516
>I need to burn the couch, mastah is only allowed to sit on me

>Approach your Shog as she's standing there peacefully in the living room one day
>All wordlessly, gently place your hands on her hips and lower them so that her lower mass fans out a bit like a semisolid skirt and it more or less looks like she's sitting on 'it'
>satisfied, turn and seat yourself on her lap, then drape her arms around your shoulders as you lean your head into her breasts and close your eyes to nap
Adorable, but just don't look up at her face to see her reaction.

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>>16918484
Chenshire you faggot cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918542
Stuffing yor puss as usual chenshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918533
I doesn't matter if I become "that guy", I'll always have my Shoggoths there for me. Those Shoggoths are adorable though, it wouldn't annoy me, it would warm my heart if they did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918542
>Chenshire

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>>16918533
I bet Shogs are wonderful singers, having whatever mouths they need. I would look forward to the nightly singing of the Shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918543
>I fuck anon. It's waht I do.

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>>16918529
They want to keep constant physical contact with their master while maintaining their pure and innocent look
A whole lot more than just sniffing will happen in the night

>>16918533
Are you sure they're not simply arguing about who gets to be mastah's pillow, bed and sheets?

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>>16918555
If they can't reach a compromise, their Master will just have to mix them all up together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918516
That is concerning, but cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918521
>being a trannyfag
It was stated like 1 thousand year passed since DL uprising. The only ones who could live that long are dragons, 9-tails kitsunes, liches and pharaohs. And now also ochis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918539
Shoggoths are perfection

[Anonymous No.]

How do you help cheer up a sad Shoggoth?
What does a sad Shoggoth look like when Mastah comes home really late?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918186
>and the veil just looks silly with her headdress.
Agreed, but my answer isn't to remove the veil, but to remove the hood headdress. I always fond it to be extraordinarily stupid anyhow.

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>>16918539
The legend says that any man who witnesses a Shoggoth's ecstatic face will lose all rationality and dedicate the rest of his life to nurturing her expression of pure bliss

>>16918560
Mixing Shogs up is a recipe for disaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918548
Chen is not for lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>Every year, you and your Shoggoth maid travel to Antarctica for her family reunions
>Saw Buzz Aldrin there once
>Wanted an autograph, but he was unresponsive with a thousand yard stare and wouldn't stop muttering about "evil itself"
>Turns out no one invited him, he just kind of wandered in
>Kind of a dick
>Enjoy meeting with the other guys, though
>It's always fun to give the new guys a hard time
>They never dress warm enough

[Anonymous No.]

[Screaming fagots]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918577
Felines are naturally lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918568
A simple hug is more than enough for a Shog. Intimate contact of any kind will perk her up.

A sad Shog is probably a sunken puddle of woman shaped sludge, with dim orbs for eyes and a hollow face. As soon as she's happy though, she regains rigidity and sparkle.

>>16918516
>Humanity is doomed but mastah is safe
Why is this Shog thought so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918516
>>Humanity is doomed but mastah is safe
NO! BAD SHOG! Eldritch is for meido, NOT FOR KILL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918575
>"A-A-AAh, m-mastah, no, d-o-n-t l-o-o-k!"
>Cutely hides her face in her hands because she's afraid what will happen if you see her blissful face of fulfillment
>You gently start pulling her hands away, gulping, ready to see beyond the veil...
>...It's just her cutely smiling face
>Unrelated, but you're pretty sure you can see time now
>Meh, it'll pass
>>16918591
It's an extremely cute thought. You know she's just got it all figured out how she'll keep Mastah safe even against the end of days.
Silly Mastah. Thinking he wouldn't be safe. Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918577
>chen
>not lewd
Pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918232
I don't like this kind of thickness. She needs to be stretched out, so taller to make her hips and tits stand out more. Thighs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918585
fagots get an honorable mention for being such caring and understanding teammates for the good Shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918609
>caring and understanding

I wish that was true, but they just keep throwing lit matches at the poor shoggoth, and the shoggoth doesn't fight back. It's not fair, she's so jealous of the shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918407
Vacuum cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918613
>not vacuum blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918232
This is how I like my Kikimoras. This is the only way I like my Kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918612
It would be kind of sad or funny to see a Kiki bully a Shog, but the Shog just thinks it's some sort of game or something, and the Kiki just gets more and more frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

Who else likes cursed swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918616
She'll suck your "head" clean off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918623
How does a mastah fix this? Fuck both of them at once? Eat the Kiki out while the shog rides your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918625
I like rough paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918625
They are great. I personally would fall for a Cursed Spear pretty hard, or a Cursed Sword Redcap hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918625
I love cursed swords, I want to train to be some sort of warrior, FOR HER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918625
Would a cursed bow be a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918630
You could make the shog rape the kiki for your amusement and then step in when her body has been kneaded without and within by the shog to its limits of sensitivity, and give her the master's D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918553
It's so cute to imagine your shog maids staying up at night to all look out the window, then tugging on your arm and pointy at the sky shouting "Mastah! Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918665
That sounds lewd but I approve, the shoggoth can get her revenge and the Kiki would feel all kinds of pleasures, she'd be ahegoing as soon as master put his dick in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918625
I'd like them more if they weren't ordinary women. I'd like it better if the sword just turned into a girl when you grabbed it and made you bloodthirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918672
If the kiki knew that she could only feel her master's D so keenly because of the shog's many-shaped tentacles roaming all over and in her body, tuning every inch until she's like a tightly wound instrument, in the wake of the searing white ecstasy coursing through her body there'd be no more room for hate or jealousy.

It depends on the individual pride of the woman, but some may even open their hearts fully, apologize to the shog and give of her body to the shog freely, creating a show so lewd before master that his manhood is revitalized as if it were never spent.

Truly, when it comes to monster-girls, nothing is more fearsome than synergy. You'd never rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918692
Having a shog AND a Kiki is perfect, and that's one of the big reasons. Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918698
It would be pretty nice, I agree. I wouldn't want to settle down with them though. I only want a long term monogamous relationship. And it would be too cruel to pick one over the other.

Maybe a friends with benefits situation, using eachother until some one more fated comes along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918710
That seems a bit unfair, besides you'd probably fall in love with them. You don't have to marry one over the other, you can marry both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918718
>you can marry both.
I don't want to though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918710
>I'll fuck a girl and never actually love her for so long, making sure to give her the most pleasure she's ever felt in her life, then some sad sack can have the left overs ;^)

People like you don't deserve monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918738
>He wouldn't devote his everything to a monstergirl, but would arrogantly cut it in half and pretend that's enough for two
You don't deserve a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918710
>I only want a long term monogamous relationship.
>Maybe a friends with benefits situation
Y'know most posters here can at least go a few posts without blatantly contradicting themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918768
source

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918768
>Friends with benefits
>Long term

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918795
So it's okay for both of you to sleep around, so long as they're just one-night stands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918782
https://exhentai.org/g/750826/e012409787/
May want to skip the omake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918762
Not him but that's pretty stupid if you think that's the same thing. Especially for MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918802
>check omake
well now I can't read anymore, not without that in the back of my mind
I don't know why I never listen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918537
There's one Anon who managed to get a mansion for cheap. The catch is it's in Wonderland with a Mad Hatter maid.

If it's too good to be true, it probably is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918768
It's just some faggot who literally wants to cuck his wife with other monster girls who aren't even in the relationship.

Faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918807
I mean, it's not the same girl near as I can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw all the P'Orc warbosses yell at you and say lewd things.
>Except for that one P'Orc chieftain who's very polite and friendly.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLySHMovYUQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918823
>that game

One Orc said "why you kill Uruk?" in a sad voice before I beheaded him. Felt bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918823
>>16918830
P'Orcs are silly creatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMn7bFjcfA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918800
It's not like either of us are in a relationship in this hypothetical scenario. Though personally, I'd be less interested in sleeping around and more interested in finding a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918806
It's a matter of principle. I would not be happy not giving my all to one woman. If I had two, sure, I could give my all to two women. But that doesn't change the fact that I'm only giving half as much to each, whereas if I was in a relationship with only one person I'd be able to give twice as much.

Plus it's unfair. Why should they have to settle for half a person's time and attention when they're giving their all?

No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918814
You can't read. Don't post when you can't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never fuck a Kitsune so much and so good that your daughter is born with four tails right off the bat
>Everyone looks at you weird when she clings to you and calls you daddy because her four tails make people think she's older
>When people make comments about her having so many tails despite only being 10, she retorts with heartwarming yet embarrassing statements such as "Mommy and daddy love each other so much that I got extra tails to hold all the love!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918903
With that many tails she's going to need a lot of DE. So you will either have to dick your daughteru or have her find a boyfriend really quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918903
Cute.

She's going to be a powerful Kitsune some century!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918858
You're right it is a matter of principle. And other people see it very differently, but you don't need to shit on people who like that.

Some people don't see it as "dividing your love and attention". And that's fine.

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>>16918941
>but you don't need to shit on people who like that.
Tit for tat, unless you're a faggot who replied to me without bothering to look for context.

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>>16918903
>"Mommy and daddy love each other so much that I got extra tails to hold all the love!"
Ow my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918949
I don't know who you're talking about. But I mean whatever, see it how you see it.

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>>16918941
>Some people don't see it as "dividing your love and attention"
Unless you're into doppel potions, that's just ignoring the reality of such a situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918953
I mean I'm not the person who started shitting on other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918956
I'd use doppel potions. I'm fine with people who have that kind of relationship between two girls. But for me I'd rather just have the girl of my dreams sitting on my face while I fuck the other, it's the same girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Sharing is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918710
>friends with benefits situation
>MGE

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>>16918974
It's perfectly reasonably. Canonically monsters don't settle with every man they fuck. And it's well known that their libido is so high they'll turn to lesbianism in the absence of dick.

Therefor, even if they found a man who wasn't their future husband do be, they'd still fuck him for his SE and their release until they did find such a man.

Hence, friends with benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

Not even touching that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918974
>You have been "friends with benefits" with a succubus for 36 years
>She lives with you since you like her company and it made having sex with her when you wanted it easier.
>You have a shared bank account since it made buying things for sex easier.
>Since she lives with you, the two of you cook for both of you.
>The two of you have had 2 children but that's fine, you like kids anyhow so you took care of them.
>She calls you "Dear" or "Hubby". You like those ninknames, they sound nice.
>Somehow people think you two are married. You don't know why.

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>>16918992
"Friends" would imply you have a relationship. Do you honestly think and MG you fuck on the side constantly won't develope feelings for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919009
I think you can be perfectly compatible as friends and fuckbuddies for lack of a better term, while being perfectly incompatible as lovers and husband and wife.

Do you not think so?

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>>16918992
>your waifu would always have had better sex with another man
>her hymen was broken long ago
>his DNA is still in her womb
>your daughterus will never be yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918992
That kinda brings up a bad thing tho.
Say you have a friends with benefits situation with a MG. Both of you know it's just for pleasure/SE and don't have any particular feeling for one another.
One day she finds her husband-to-be. She goes to you and tells you that she found a man and won't have sex with you anymore.
And that's dangerously close to some cucking shit right there. Since it's kinda "I found a man that's better than you so I won't fuck you anymore."

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>>16919016
With MGE mgs? Yes. That sounds stupid. MGs develope feelings for a guy they're fucking with. It's been said so many times in the profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918998
What the hell are talking about? They're just fluffy tails.

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>>16919032
If only.

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>>16919020
>your waifu would always have had better sex with another man
Wrong
>her hymen was broken long ago
Unfortunate, but a fact of life
>Cuck shit
The fuck are you talking about?

>>16919023
>And that's dangerously close to some cucking shit right there. Since it's kinda "I found a man that's better than you so I won't fuck you anymore."
I don't think I'd really care? If I wanted her I would have taken her. Honestly, I think it would be more awkward for her new lover. Especially if I still hung out with her as friends just minus benefits.
>Your wife still hangs out with the dude she spent all that time fucking before she found you
Now that's weird.

>>16919030
Feel free to point out where, because all I remember is a slew of "If she finds a man she likes"

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>>16919023
It's fucking trash both ways. Why the fuck would you give a shit? You were the one who "just wanted to stay friends"

Only a fucking faggot would go after a used goods MG who fucked a man 20 minutes before meeting you.

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>>16919007
Thing would really be easier if those just get married.

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>>16919036
>Unfortunate, but a fact of life

For you maybe. Now fuck off.

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>>16919035
>The Mofu Yakuza has ways of making you talk!

[Anonymous No.]

Stopping reply to the bait

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>>16919035
Well which one would you prefer, mindflayer tentacle or karakase tougue? Let's add mucus toad's.. ummm.. mucus.. while were at it.

>>16919046
Too fluffy.. Everything.. just.. burst out..

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>>16919046
Look faggot, unless in your headcanon, every monstergirl kidnaps and forcibly husbandos the first dick she gets and holds him for the rest of her life, the fact is her hymen is more likely to be gone by the time you meet her as an adult than not.

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>>16919036
>Feel free to point out where

Not him but the part where it states monsters can't even differentiate between love and lust due to their fucked up reprogramming by the demon lord. If they like fucking you, they love you. It's why a bunch of the profiles about monsters that pretend they don't care about the man they're fucking go absolutely head over heels after awhile.

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>>16919071
I'm willing to take you at your word but I'd really like to see some citations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919067
Are you randomly generating your posts or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919077
No.. just randomly replying to people.

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>>16919068
Yeah, because a monster is just gonna give up a man she finds and successfully subdues, when life for a monster without a man basically sucks and all the men in monster lands are already taken.
Yep, ditching the equivalent of winning income for life sure makes buckets of sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919084
>It's so hard to pluck a peasant from a village at night
Also you're forgetting all the neutral cities where men and monster live together without order fearmongering

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>>16919086
So they're gonna risk their lives to kidnap a man and then throw away the prize? You aren't helping your case here.
And those neutral grounds are either almost entirely made of "Order approved" MGs (e.g. Eros' angels) or exclusive to Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919076
Go read the Monsters Sense of Values section of World Guide 1. It repeats the same sort of things over and over. But here's a direct quote.

>For the monsters, love is directly tied to and connected with lust.

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>>16919097
>risk their lives
Dude what? MGs are fucking OP, unless you're literally bottom of the barrel like a Devil bug, and those use group tactics. The only threat most MGs have is heroes, for despite all the threadcanon memery, paladins don't exist.
>exclusive to Zipangu.
Were they? I knew Zipangu was almost entirely neutral, but I thought there were other towns too. Aren't green realms more or less in that kind of state of neutrality?


>>16919103
I'll read it later, but for now, that particular quote demonstrates a close link, not that they are one in the same.

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>>16919107
>not that they are one in the same

Honestly it doesn't matter either way because it proves the point that you can't be fuckbuddies without her falling in love.

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>>16919112
Well, if that's the case then so be it. No consequence-free threesomes for me. Unless I decide to shack up with a Queen Shog, and she just decided to play a convincing kiki with one of her offshoots.

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>>16919107
>Aren't green realms more or less in that kind of state of neutrality?
You could be forgiven for thinking that, but green realms are every bit as monster-oriented as the regular variety.
They're just more laid back and less "non-stop fuckfest."

They actually seem a little more insidious than Dark demon realms given their subtlety, if you think about it.
>Even though these bright green demon realms almost look the same as the human world, they are demon realms through and through on the inside.
>The demonic energy is more than thick enough to gradually convert humans into monsters and incubi.
>the average human can't tell these demon realms apart from the human world at a glance. There are even tales of those who don't realize that they themselves have become incubi while living among the incubi residents who look in no way abnormal.
>For that reason, it seems that a lot of humans from the order of the chief god enter these demon realms without realizing it, and easily change into incubi and monsters.

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>>16919136
Spooky. Imagine an order regiment incubizing without even realizing it while off on a posting in some far flung city. Soldiers get rowdy, things start to feel off, they conduct an investigation only to find every single one of them has turned into an incubus without realizing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919136
>Hey Ted, why is the water pink?
>Forget that. Did you see the tits on the bar wench. I think she liked me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919136
Pharaoh kingdoms are green demon realms correct? This would mean an Anon lost in the deserts won't die alone but will turn into an incubus if he took in enough DE.

Also this makes MGs gain heart pupils thanks to the newfound aura.

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>>16919150
Incubi can still die from starvation and stuff. Remember all the bullshit comes from fucking. Having only half the perpetual fuck machine doesn't do you much good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919150
That they are. While the ambient DE should help someone hold out for rescue, I imagine incubizing is still a gradual process.

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>>16919142
>Imagine an order regiment alping without even realizing it.

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>>16919155
Demon realms have demonic energy in the air itself, which is a big part of why they're so "dangerous" to humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919159
>survivor runs off and tells the commandeer what happened
>[autistic screeching]

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>>16919160
>can't even trust the air you breathe in MGE
What a shithole

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>>16919159
>be assigned to captain a group of order soldiers that failed to pass combat training
>all of them were resigned to "lesser" roles like cooking and cleaning for the barracks
>without a single notice, the land around your outpost transforms itself into a bright green demon realm
>you wake up one morning with a station full of stage 1 alp soldiers, all of whom have fallen for you
boy this is a weird scenario

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>>16919159
>Hey Carl, Is it just me or are you a bit shorter than you use to?
>Fuck you James, just becomes you're taller than me
>... How the fuck do you do that voice Carl?
>Oh. Ha, ha. Look man, I was drunk, I didn't WANT to suck your dick
>... Wait, you did what now? And how come you have breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919171
It's a DEMON realm.
Just because they put "green" in the name doesn't mean it's not a monster playground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919175
More like retarded scenario. Why would they even alp in this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919190
because they're faggots

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>>16919190
Because anon loves fantasizing about fucking men but wants it to be technically okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919190
I guess the implication was that they were "less than manly" men so they alped.

[Anonymous No.]

My smile is getting harder to protect, /jp/! Rather than feeling sad or energized, I'm just done. Staying around on this Earth feels like a chore!

How good are Monstergirls at healing people who aren't causing their own problems? I don't really care. This is just fantasy anyway, and it's never going to be truly real. I'm just putting off sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919196
You're saying you wouldn't want to suck the dick of your captain in the army?
Get a load of this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919195
>>16919197
>not passing basic training means you're a faggot
Going by that logic, half the posters here would alp right off the bat if mgs became real.

7ft waifufags BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919198
>kys
>wake up
>lich waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919203
they aren't faggots for failing the training
they're faggots for alping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919201
If all the men around you are inexplicably losing their dicks, why do you know that it's you in this scenario who inexplicably keeps his dick?

>>16919203
>7ft waifufags BTFO
How? A man can't be fit enough to join the army and still want a 7ft waifu? You're not makin much sense. You've recently picked up a bone to pick with 7ft, haven't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919208
Anon this makes no sense.

>>16919210
Nah. Its just that most 7 ft posting usually involve being protected by a strong waifu and role reversal.

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>>16919205
They don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919205
More like a Will-o-the-wisp waifu.

Unfortunately your soul is stuck in her cage.

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>>16919214
>Nah. Its just that most 7 ft posting usually involve being protected by a strong waifu and role reversal.
What? You realize that even the strongest a human can get without being blessed by the gods and becoming a hero, is still a spec of the strength of any MG who is likely to be 7ft in the first pace right? I.e. something like a jinko.

Why would you protect (in a traditional manner) something vastly stronger than you? It makes complete sense for the roles to be reversed

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>>16919216
you will wake up when they exist.

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>>16919224
>Why would you protect (in a traditional manner) something vastly stronger than you?
Because even if my waifu was inbued with free magic strength powerups, she's not invincible, much less my personal meatshield. She's still, above all, a woman who can still feel pain. It's my duty as a husband to spare her as much pain as possible.

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>>16919214
let me explain so your small brain can comprehend it
>the only reason somebody alps is because they're a faggot
>they alped
>therefor they are a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919233
They'll probably never exist the way we assume they will, and actual suicide is hard. Hopefully I die in an accident or my sleep.

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>>16919241
Well yeah, you protect each other, blah blah fucking blah. But when a T-rex comes bursting into your home, who's putting their fucking fists up? The one who doesn't have fists, but giant fuckoff claws, that's who.

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>>16919246
Failing a training process doesn't make you a faggot, you dumb motherfucker. It's called training for a fucking reason.

People of your caliber of retardation shouldn't be allowed internet access.

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>>16919224
you got to think along the lines of a healer/support character

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>>16919259
Sure, but you're still being protected.

I highly doubt any of the role reversal fags are expecting protection for absolutely nothing.

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>>16919256
>fighting a T-Rex with your fists
We invented firearms for a reason, Anon. You're not nogunz, are you?

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>>16919257
i never said they were faggots for failing training.

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>>16919263
>Guns in a magic fantasy setting
Then you're shacked up with a dwarf or gremlin, and of course it's you protecting the vastly smaller woman. What's your point?

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>>16919267
Your post >>16919175 implies it heavily. No hints of "faggot" behavior, you just made it so they alped out of nowhere.

You big gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919275
greentext is from a diffrent anon.

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>>16919268
>muh magic
Fine. Reverse-engineered Magitek cartridges. Tear through shit just as easy as a monster's claws. Why are you so adverse to the possibility of a man protecting his waifu the same way she protects him? I'm not even applying it to you. It's starting to bother me.

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>>16918402
I don't see the idea of the comparison. Lizardmen and salamanders already have monstrous arms, they don't need to be able to turn an arm monstrous. All the ochi is doing with her arm is basically a partial polymorph to help her fight better. Though perhaps once we get a full translation of the enty info this will be clearer.

Also, they create a monster realm by turning a bunch of humans into monsters. Any monster capable of monsterizing a lot of people can do that.

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>>16919297
>Why are you so adverse to the possibility of a man protecting his waifu the same way she protects him? I'm not even applying it to you. It's starting to bother me.
Because, excluding the use of tools which make physical capability worthless, to put a vastly physically inferior person before a vastly physically superior person to protect them is beyond stupid.

You do see that right? You're not just going to respond with some other banality like "muh gunz"?

Would you expect a cat to protect a lion?

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>>16919297
Because anons can't be strong, they need to be protected!
But really with SE and DE getting pretty strong wouldn't be that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet the only reason salamanders and lizardmen are salty about guns is because they can't use them without pricy customization

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919310
If you are at any time, physically superior to your waifu, then it falls to you to protect her. I've nothing against a man protecting a woman. But it's the strong who protect the weak.

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>>16919316
But KC has already said that they can block/cut bullets in the air with their swords. They don't need to be salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919316
>your bullets
>Worth anything when they can be cut in half in mid air by superior folded demon realm silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919316
They got retconned into having close to human sized hands like most other monster girls, so they can use them just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919330
They can be when their husban goes to a shooting range and they can't use any of the guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919334
Did they get retconned into having opposable thumbs?

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>>16919308
>Because, excluding the use of tools
>You're not just going to respond with some other banality like "muh gunz"?
Yes I am, because the use of tools is exactly humanity's main trait. We're not the strongest, so we compensate for it with tools.

Also I said "spare the waifu from pain", as it prevent it from reaching her, not straight up frontlining against ridiculously stronger things for her. Quit being dense.

>>16919310
Honestly though SE is pretty underpowered for what it's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919340
They've always had opposable thumbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919338
>Anon tells lizardmen waifu he's going to a shooting rage
>Lizardmen waifu just stares at him with a frown

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919355
She knows in her heart that he ain't no kinda man if he ain't got land.

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>>16919342
You don't have a gun. All tools at hand rely on physical strength to utilize effectively and you only have one. You cannot run. Your wife has you beat in stature, reach and raw power.

Now who protects who you deliberately obtuse piece of shit?

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>>16919342
I wouldn't say so. You can normally go near dark mage levels of magic by yourself and getting blessings from the CG would help out a lot.
By itself it's okay, but it need some help to grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919366
>>>16919342 (You)
>You don't have a gun
Says fucking who? You?
Guns are called an equalizer for a reason. I can very well protect her with one when she's recovering if needed.

Also, why engage in melee range when you can easily engage a threat from afar? Magitek bullets are faster than running and claw swinging. You're literally arguing seord vs. Bow and arrow.

Kindly go fuck yourself, alright? With a rake, preferably.

>>16919369
But how long? Virginity until 30?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919382
Sword*

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>>16919382
>Says fucking who? You?
Yes. Me. I own this hypothetical scenario, I make the rules. No guns.

You're really good at missing the point you know. Like a natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919382
Around 20 and you should be good to beat a lot of monsters especially since males generate a lot of SE.

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>>16919334
Did they get retconned? What evidence is there of that? I recall KC got asked about the extra art of the jabberwock having smaller hands, if he decided to change large-handed monster girls to have smaller hands, and he basically said that (1) it wasn't that much of an issue to him, and (2) that it is something that varies between individuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919398
Source for him saying that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919392
>>>16919382 (You)
>>Says fucking who? You?
>Yes. Me. I own this hypothetical scenario
No you don't. I started this discussion, which I already won, judging by your constant "nuh uh" even though I've already cleared up all my points.

You may leave now.

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>>16919404
This branch into the hypothetical begins and ends with me. And this post >>16919224 specifically.

>Lets talk about the physical aspects of the protector and the protected
>Lol no guns
Fuck your guns. You're in an old building when an earthquake happens and the building collapses. Are you going to shoot the falling ceiling, or is your vastly stronger waifu going to hold it up for you, or shield you in some manner?

>olol but i a human I invent a crane and lift the ceiling away
You're like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919214
Are you the faggot who has been complaining non stop for days about femdom and role reversal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919203
Nothing wrong with talk waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919403
A user here reported it some time ago, I think it was a question answered on enty. I'll see if I saved the quote somewhere but no promises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919203
>Waifu is 6ft
Victory is ours.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell have you guys even been arguing about for the past hours? Guns? MGs being used before they find a husband?

Anyway on a lighter note, didn't KC get asked questions about Ochimusha? What did he say and what was he asked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919203
>6'5" waifu

I'm safe and I'll get to see her soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919442
This particular discussion is about who is better suited to protect who in any given situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919423
Ot started when I described the 7 ft waifu protection talk here
>>16919214, which you then joined.

>physical aspects of protecting
I already told you my point was to avoid letting harm reach the waifu, not fucking tanking for her.

You talk shit anout me missing the point when you're the only one being a dumb faggot here.

>You're in an old building when an earthquake happens and the building collapses. Are you going to shoot the falling ceiling, or is your vastly stronger waifu going to hold it up for you
A retarded fucking scenario thought up by someone equally retarded. It's a building. Tons of concrete falling on your head could kill most people short of a wurm or a dragon. Either way you both would either jump to the ground to avoid it or try to escape the fucking building.

Each subsequent post you make gets more retarded, it's amazing. Like an autistic child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919451
Oh, I mean does it matter? If your waifu is a dragon or something powerful like that, then her protecting you would be pretty obvious. But ever man should protect his waifu's smile emotionally and/or physically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919463
>then her protecting you would be pretty obvious
More proof for why Dragons are so wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919457
No, that's when this particular topic was brought up. It didn't turn to hypotheticals until I made it.

>I already told you my point was to avoid letting harm reach the waifu, not fucking tanking for her.
And in a scenario where tanking is necessary, it is the waifu doing the tanking, you faggot.

There is no need for either one of you to be better suited physically to protecting the other, if you both avoid danger now is there? But that's not the fucking point of this discussion. Some times, danger is inevitable. Some times, you can't pull a rifle out of your cavernous asshole you cockmunch.

>A retarded fucking scenario thought up by someone equally retarded. It's a building. Tons of concrete falling on your head could kill most people short of a wurm or a dragon. Either way you both would either jump to the ground to avoid it or try to escape the fucking building.
I din't say you were at the bottom of the building. And furthermore, with the degree of physical superiority any monster who is likely to reach 7ft boasts over human men, it;s your waifu carrying you as you jump from the building, because she can stick the landing with no injury, where your frail human bones can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919468
Dragons are very nice girls and that is true. Dragon fags are lucky to be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919463
>If your waifu is a dragon or something powerful like that, then her protecting you would be pretty obvious.
Well that's the point I'm driving to. The other anon doesn't quite get it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919463
I still think my dragon would get slightly unsettled at me for getting strong to protect her. She wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919475
I see

>>16919476
That's cute anon. It must make her think you're so cute when her precious treasure protects her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919470
>No, that's when this particular topic was brought up. It didn't turn to hypotheticals until I made it.
Hypotheticals which wouldn't exist had I not started the discussion.

>And in a scenario where tanking is necessary, it is the waifu doing the tanking, you faggot
Which is not the scenario I was focusing at any point you fucking idiot.
>There is no need for either one of you to be better suited physically to protecting the other, if you both avoid danger now is there?
Dumb as you are, your own flawed hypotheticals allowed that option.

>Some times, danger is inevitable. Some times, you can't pull a rifle out of your cavernous asshole you cockmunch.
And sometimes your waifu is pinned to the ground by her opponent and needs her husband to turn the tide in their favor by working together. This is how you make a hypothetical.

>I din't say you were at the bottom of the building.
Standing in the middle floors of a falling building only decreases the chances of death since not even the ground is reliable to stand on, thus impossible for your waifu to "hold" the rest of the falling building above you. Your stupidity is almost funny.

>And furthermore, with the degree of physical superiority any monster who is likely to reach 7ft boasts over human men, it;s your waifu carrying you as you jump from the building, because she can stick the landing with no injury, where your frail human bones can't
And she would fail to protect you because inertia will still hurt you in the fall, beit alone or in her arms. Congratulations on missing the whole point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919463
Thing is we're not specifically talking about dragons only, which is what the other anon doesn't seem to get, among many other points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918520
http://twrlare.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

All i wanted to do was talk about monstergirls.

I never asked for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919507
>Hypotheticals which wouldn't exist had I not started the discussion.
Well I wouldn't be talking to you if your dad didn't nut inside your mother so I guess we should defer to him on who owns this particular hypothetical scenario.

>Which is not the scenario I was focusing at any point you fucking idiot.
Too fucking bad. When you talk about who should protect who as a default, you don't do it while factoring a whole bunch of superfluous shit which may or may not be available at any given moment.

>Dumb as you are, your own flawed hypotheticals allowed that option.
You're going to avoid a collapsing building while you're inside it or a sudden home invasion by a T-rex? You realize the premise doesn't include telling the future.

>And sometimes your waifu is pinned to the ground by her opponent and needs her husband to turn the tide in their favor by working together.
Pray tell what's pinning down a jinko(as was the given example), and what the fuck you think you could do in this situation other than be a gnat? Wait, let me guess. You pull out a gun. Of course, I'm not saying that you do nothing to help, assist and support. But that's the husband's role in the first fucking place. Your wife gets back up and continues tanking. That's how it should be, provided she's significantly stronger than you, as anything which is 7ft is likely to be.

>Standing in the middle floors of a falling building only decreases the chances of death since not even the ground is reliable to stand on, thus impossible for your waifu to "hold" the rest of the falling building above you.
What? A beam breaks, the ceiling collapses above you, and your waifu protects you. Or do you think every building is a literal house of cards? Also I think you mean "Increases"

>And she would fail to protect you because inertia will still hurt you in the fall, beit alone or in her arms
Inertia does less damage than smacking your stupid, thick head on the concrete.

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>>16919507
Decreases chances of survival*
Your autism is rubbing off on me it seems.

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>>16919545
The other night I had a dream. I'm going to tell you about my dream now.
So I was rock climbing, which I've never done before. There were some wild boars, which didn't matter to me because goats do it so why not boars, right?
So anyway then the dream shifted to this woman who was definitely DRESSED like a Wight but had pink, living skin, well anyway she had me tied to a chair and she was sitting in my lap and caressing my sides and telling me I'd be happy but that I'd never have power over anything.
Then I woke up and felt sad because I didn't get to the lewd bits.

Anyway, was this dream a sign that a Wight is coming for me in October?

[Anonymous No.]

oh my fuck are we really doing this again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919507
I mean, I didn't even say the building had anything more than a single level

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people say that MGs are going to appear in October? They were supposed to show up last year and haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919499
It would make her worried especially when I hurted myself. She would be against it but I'd do it for her..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919577
2017 is the year of the apocalypse and October is when it happens, some religious nut said so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919577
They were supposed to appear this year.

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>>16919577
We say it because we said they'd appear in 2017. And technically October is still 2017.

As for why its October.. i dont know, its some arbitrary point in the (nearish) future that gives time for people to forget about?

Either way were all going to die lonely then, just as we did on the inside January 1st, 2017.

>>16919566
This depends on if you have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the biggest holiday in MGE? Halloween, Chirstmas, Easter or the Demon Lord's birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919596
Your Anniversary

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>>16919596
The "death" of Christina, where she was impaled on a giant dildo for three days and three nights

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>>16919596
Halloween, because that's basically the "dress up like sluts and whores" day.
Also Alraunes with Great Pumpkins.

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>>16919596
If we're mirroring real life then Christmas is the most celebrated, worldwide. I imagine it would be mostly like real life, lots of focus on family and loved ones, a time for where everyone just takes a break to spend time together.

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>>16919596
Can you imagine the un-adulterated carnage that Valentine's day would have in a world dedicated to love, fucking, love fucking, and fucking love? It would rock the world each year as powerful single monster girls battled for the heart of their shared crushes, power couples fucking the whole day away in unison worldwide in a cascade of demonic energy that turns the air into a fevered frenzy, Wurms that have lived underground their whole lives realizing that it's the day without ever hearing about it and boring their way into the nearest single male's house for husbandoing, and single lilims all over the world drinking themselves silly.

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>>16919547
>Well I wouldn't be talking to you if your dad didn't nut inside your mother so I guess we should defer to him on who owns this particular hypothetical scenario.
Far-fetched, empty "argument."

>Too fucking bad. When you talk about who should protect who as a default, you don't do it while factoring a whole bunch of superfluous shit which may or may not be available at any given moment.
Neither do you, you fucking shitstick, even though you've been trying hard to police it.

>You're going to avoid a collapsing building while you're inside it or a sudden home invasion by a T-rex? You realize the premise doesn't include telling the future.
Maybe if you like being a useless piece of shit so much, let it be known that it's possible to upgrade tools and weapons with magic and even the odds, as I stated many posts ago.

>Pray tell what's pinning down a jinko(as was the given example)
A powerful beast strong enough to be a good challenge to a jinko. Don't try to make them mary sues.

>and what the fuck you think you could do in this situation other than be a gnat? Wait, let me guess. You pull out a gun.
Yes. A fucking gun. The apex of efficient weaponry which makes up to a man's lack of magical strength and power. Something you don't want to consider only and only because you don't want to, since you like to be a bitch and complicate things for no reason. Some people like actually being useful you know.

>Of course, I'm not saying that you do nothing to help, assist and support. But that's the husband's role in the first fucking place.
Said support could very well be a presence in the actual fight with, surprise surprise, a weapon, and not just being a cheerleader in the background. Otherwise, stop projecting your own tastes into others' fantasies, you goddamned cockmongler.

>What? A beam breaks, the ceiling collapses above you, and your waifu protects you.
And then the rest of the rubble crushes you both because you're in a falling building. Also, yes, most modern buildings break down in chunks. This allows them to fall in on themselves instead of topling over like dominos.

>Inertia does less damage than smacking your stupid, thick head on the concrete.
Conservation of fucking energy, motherfucker. She may help soak some of it but you're getting some fucking bad bruises and broken bones from jumping off the 10th floor window, especially in someone's arms since the force will concentrate on them and fuck your spine up.

>>16919569
Nice little cop-out.

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>>16919593
>This depends on if you have a waifu.
I'll take a Wight if I can though, my waifu doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919620
>my waifu doesn't exist
None of ours waifus do anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919630
Then can I have the dommy Wight mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919611
Oh yeah, forgot about Valentines.

The day where Will-o-the-wisps go REEEEE

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>>16919636
Giving a wisp a valentine's chocolate set would be quite the fun sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919636
Nah, I'm sure some guys would get lonely and kill themselves meaning the wisp would get a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919641
Enjoy looking at the world through smokey glass for the rest of eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919648
What if it was just complimentary chocolate between co-workers/classmates/acquaintances?
Not that I mind the wisp, I just like hypotheticals.

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>>16919652
It doesn't matter what you meant by it, she's a yandere.

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>>16919655
Fair enough.

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>>16919613
>Far-fetched, empty "argument."
No different from your "Well I didn't start this hypothetical discussion, but we wouldn't be talking if I didn't post".

>Neither do you, you fucking shitstick, even though you've been trying hard to police it.
Physical strength is the only non-variable you wanker. It's her default state. Unless you include superfluous shit like injury, her base line physical strength is all you can count on in any given situation.

> it's possible to upgrade tools and weapons with magic and even the odd
Yeah, tools you don't have in this situation. Brood all you like as your physical better protects your weak ass.
>I-I didn't have enough prep time. Next time honey, I swear!

>Don't try to make them mary sues.
Oi, they are fucking strong, m8. If she's pinned down by a beast powerful enough to pin her in the first fucking place, your efforts would be as a child's trying to dislodge one grown man from another.

>Something you don't want to consider
No, I don't want to consider it. And I fucking won't consider it, until you build a gun into your fucking arm and carry it literally every where with you at all fucking times, always loaded and ready to fire. Then and ONLY then will I concede you're adequately equipped to protect something which is physically superior to you.

>surprise surprise, a weapon
Yeah well too bad, you won't always have one.

>And then the rest of the rubble crushes you both because you're in a falling building.
That's the idea. And whose physically superior body protects whose, hm? Perhaps the one who owns a body that is larger and stronger than you.

>Also, yes, most modern buildings break down in chunks
I said old.

>She may help soak some of it
Fuck off. She'll soak the majority of it. The fuck do you think she's going to do, just fall on her feet rigid as a plank of wood, and break your neck with the whiplash?

>but you're getting some fucking bad bruises and broken bones from jumping off the 10th floor window
I literally never fucking said it had 10 floors, but even if this was the case, it's better than splatting on concrete.

>Nice little cop-out.
It's true though.

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>>16919613
>>16919662
OH MY GOD, WHO THE HELL CARES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919671
They are having a discussion, they care.

[Anonymous No.]

What a troublesome master!

[Anonymous No.]

>muh invincible monsters
>muh firearms

[Anonymous No.]

Hime-dere lizardgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919681
I want to worship her feet

>>16919696
Haughty and scales go hand in hand

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>>16919545
It's so unnecessary and dumb, does it matter? What matters is your waifu holding you in her arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919708
I just want to see the most opposite to monstergirls. Like, an atheist sea bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919731
Ew, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919738
At this moment I am euphoric; not because of the supposed love of "Poseidon" but because of the dick penetrating deep within me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919746
Ok, I thought I didn't want to see this. But now I do.

Just don't want to become a meme

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>>16919662
>No different from your "Well I didn't start this hypothetical discussion, but we wouldn't be talking if I didn't post".
Well yes. We wouldn't be talking if I didn't start tge topic.

>Physical strength is the only non-variable you wanker. It's her default state. Unless you include superfluous shit like injury, her base line physical strength is all you can count on in any given situation.
I am NOT talking abous physical strength alone you stpid shit. When will your double digit IQ understand this?

>Yeah, tools you don't have in this situation. Brood all you like as your physical better protects your weak ass.
If you want to be so anal about the physical shit so hard, I'd also train to become a hero-tier strong musclewizard then. Strength matches most monstergirls save for dragons, hellhounds or lilims, but then you would bitch about that too even though heroes are canonically evenly matched with a great number of mgs.

>Oi, they are fucking strong, m8. If she's pinned down by a beast powerful enough to pin her in the first fucking place
I said strong enough to be a challenge, not overpowering. This discards the strength match in favor towho has the better endurance/combat skill.

>No, I don't want to consider it. And I fucking won't consider it, until you build a gun into your fucking arm and carry it literally every where with you at all fucking times
Why wouldn't you carry your gun on you at all times in a fucking fantasy setting full of dangers, you retard? You're a literal damsel in distress fornot being ready at all times when traveling.

>That's the idea.
What idea? That you both die buried in rubble? There's no protection factor here at all. It's just a deathtrap for both of you, stop with this shitty situationals

>I said old.
You said an earthquake brings it down. Earthquakes bring most buildings down, faggot. Old and new.

>break your neck with the whiplash?
Yes. Now fuck off. You think this is fucking superman or something?

>I literally never fucking said it had 10 floors
You suggested jumping off a building at a height that would fucking turn you into a pile of broken bones and gore, you assmongrel. You just used your own dumbass arguments against yourself.

>It's true though.
It's not. If you wanted it to be, you would've clarified it when you first posted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919776
Anon please, is this really necessary? It's ok to just let it go. Think about your waifu, she wants you to think about her and not pointless stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919781
Guess you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919746
Wouldn't she just become a mere mermaid since she lost the powers that connect her to the goddess Poseidon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919821
B-But muh freethinking, she don't need no petty Poseidon blessings when she's enlightened by her own intelligence

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919731
Wouldn't being an atheist in the MGE world be almost like being a flat Earther in the real modern world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919875
Are you implying the Earth isn't flat?

[Anonymous No.]

Today I had a MG dream:
> Kunoichi at my house
> She leaves a kunai
> If I wanr her to take me back to her village in MGE world as her husband, I must put some of my blood in the kunai and leave it outside.
> "But she is not a Jinko or an Ochimusha! What do I do?"
> "Anon, dont be stupid! First, you dont know if Kunoichis have abs as their belly is not shown and even if they dont you can have her get abs. She is still a warrior and a bodyguard and one of the best MGs, you might never have a chance like this again!" I think to myself.
> Okay I will do it.
> The problem is my family is at home, so I spend all day trying to do a cut that is not enough to get noticed by my family because if it is seen and find out I cut myself, will think I am crazy and I will be locked up in a psych hospital.
> FUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919875
>He actually thinks the Earth is round

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919722
Even in the warm embrace of my waifu's hug will I remain seething in anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919889
Kunoichi are still great girls anon. All zipangu warriors are olev. So that's a nice dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919889
i wish i had MG dreams
or dreams at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919937
Haven't had one in a long time. Last one was full of flayers and me raising them.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about it, maybe I was supposed to get caught having cut myself, get sent to the psych hospital and faithfully wait at night for my Kunoichi waifu to fight and/or sneak her way into my cell and princess carry me away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918050
Sorry to ask, but does this mean her sword arm is quite powerful then? And I imagine it is since that's the arm she's going to be slashing and fighting with.

Also what's a power seal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919937
My few rare MG dreams always get interrupted by unfolding madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>don't visit for more than 2 days
>expect to see an archived thread and 500+ posts in the next one
>this one is still up
Eh, guess we do slowly decline.

Anyway, here's waiting for Ochimusha Enty TL. I'm interested if he explains on whether the radical ones mentioned in the end that turn people into yokai actually kill (as in a common sense) them for that. 'Slay' could be interpreted in a few ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919956
just say it was an accident. they'll believe that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919973
MGE is reclining

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919970
Wonderland is getting to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919988
Well yeah KC is being a fag not updating the old profile pictures (which he already remade long ago)

Which makes me wonder how the fuck is he getting paid to write his abhorrent setting and even get hardcovers sold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919973
>Thinking board speed reflects thread speed
When we first moved here, threads were up four or five days sometimes. How do you think we've been able to bust 4000+ posts in the past?

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>>16919966
You're not familiar with that? Its an idea that's been used in countless manga and anime.

Basically a power seal limits how much power can be exerted, and is often used by a character to conserve their energy or to enable them to safely interact with normal people without the risk of hurting/killing them. Breaking/loosening/undoing such a seal results in the character displaying their "true power" for as long as the seal is undone.

It sounds like in the case of the ochimusa becoming undead samurai granted them an arm that takes on the power/look of monsters from ancient times. Though in their case it also sounds like they have to learn how to seal it into looking like a normal arm rather than it being a base ability.

Until then she'll have to be careful that she doesn't rip a door off its hinges when she opens it, or sends someone flying if she pats them on the back.

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>>16919988
We are amidst a content drought, both in terms of raw material and in available English translations.

Normally we would've had an entire roster of Comiket releases to sift through and discuss, MGE2 and the Dragonia side book being the main courses.
Since SSE has taken over, we've really been left high and dry as far as new potential translations go so it's not surprising to see that reflected in the thread.

Sadly it looks like we're about to have it happen again this upcoming Comiket. We'll get some nice pictures to look at, maybe some sporadic fan translations, but nothing of real substance to alleviate us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919995
Huh? What does him taking his time posting the redraws have to do with how much money he is making?

You seem unreasonably angry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920017
And when we get official translations they're going to be inaccurate and localized.

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>>16919973
The thread has ups and downs. Some threads we'll get 3000+ posts, some we don't. It depends on the times.

>Anyway, here's waiting for Ochimusha Enty TL. I'm interested if he explains on whether the radical ones mentioned in the end that turn people into yokai actually kill (as in a common sense) them for that. 'Slay' could be interpreted in a few ways.

KC is will probably make it so instead of them being "slain", they instead are cut and instead of bleeding demonic energy or spirit energy, they bled the "yokai" energy stuff that exists in zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920020
Did you just fucking call me unreasonable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920017
What are you even talking about? Even if Monster Girls Redux decided to start commissioning the translation of the Dragonia book or the settings articles in MGE 2 it would be many months before they would be done (try to recall how long it took to get the previous world guides done).

Frankly Seven Seas is doing us a favor as at least when it comes out we will get MGE 2 all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919998
Thread speed dropped too. I was there back in the day as well and had to go through almost twice as many posts after sleep, about 800-900 instead of ~450 nowadays (my time zone makes me sleep precisely during USA power hours and posting peak, so it's easy to observe).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920017
>>16920041
>>16919973
Other communities thrived on their own turf while /mgt/ was too busy reeeing at everything to actually make anything worthwhile anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920032
Anon says this despite how the Seven Seas book was pretty much done perfectly aside from toning down the underage sex elements and one misleading line in the minotaur profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920000
Oh, thanks for clearing that up anon. Sorry I didn't know.

But now all I can think about is an Ochimusha using her sealed power skeleton arm to jerk her master off with incredible speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920049
>Other communities thrived on their own turf
Yeah, sure they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920049
Reeeing shit that doesn't belong here or is fucking stupid? I hate when this is said because every time no examples are given. Even now asking this I'm probably going to get someone tell me "just look in the past!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920036
>KC is will probably make it so instead of them being "slain", they instead are cut and instead of bleeding demonic energy or spirit energy, they bled the "yokai" energy stuff that exists in zipangu.

So pretty much a variation on every other "death" related monsterization out there? I mean did anyone think it wasn't like that? The Undead Grey Lamentation Mushroom, the way humans "drown" in seas under Poseidon's control, its well known that a temporary state of "death" can be part of monsterization.

Heck we've even had sword-slash-related monsterizing described in the past. Ochimusa is the same concept.

Just saying that I don't see what the issue is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920056
Poor sabbath, even in a book with some parts about her, the beautiful forbidden fruit of a little girl's body gets toned down to let big busty women shine bright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920082
Anon I don't think anybody sees a problem in it. Infact I'd love to see something like getting killed and then having the yokai leave the body so demonic energy can rush in and turn her into a monster. In the case of females killed by an ochi of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920088
Glorifying "petite/small" bodies isn't fundamentally different, it just takes away any implied "underage" aspects. Its still saying small bodies are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919973

Concept: Plain female warrior + oni attributes, Japanese style skeleton

This time, it's the "Ochimusha" from Zipangu!
"Ochimusha" are samurai who fled from battle, and there isn't anything about them being undead or anything, but in the MGE world, they became undead female warriors!
Unlike the original Ochimusha who ran to live another day, they fell in battle and fell into Undeath.

Even in death, they possess a strong will and sense of loyalty, and will serve their lord as undying warriors. They take pleasure in the successes of their lord, and at first sight appear calm and composed, they will quickly join in celebration when their lord is overjoyed!
Furthermore, in Zipangu, family inheritance is of utmost importance, and of course they also hope that their lord will be able to have a worthy successor, but as monsters, they wish to have sex with their lord and be the one to bear his heir.
However, in the current setting, due to the opposition of the Demon Lord and Chief God, the monsters' transition is not yet complete, and as such, a monster can only give birth to more monsters.

Generally, the family heir in Zipangu society is male (Zipangu is the land of yokai, and it seems that the number of clans under female leadership or that do not specify gender for their heir is increasing...)
To strip the Chief God of her power and complete the transformation of monsters initiated by the Demon Lord, and be able to bear male children, many of them belong to the "extremist" faction that actively attempts to spread the demon realms and transform the human population into monsters.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920099
You know what they say about petite bodies?
Less is more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920122
Anon, you rock! You're our translatorfag right?

Could you look into Devil Bug too, her entry seems to go really in depth on KC's early early work, and keep an eye for the new Enty possibly today?

Thank you man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920146
i think you mean
quality over quantity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920122
>oni attributes

How come Ochimusha have oni aspects? I notice the oni "skull" on her clothes and it makes me wonder why such an honourable warrior would be associated with onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920122
>Zipangu is the land of yokai, and it seems that the number of clans under female leadership or that do not specify gender for their heir is increasing...
So much for "monster friendly states." Countries can be either man or monster territory, not even glorious not-nippon can be a snowflake and be something inbetween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920122
>Ochimusha fight in extremist factions so one day they can give birth to a male heir of their lord

I love this, girls with a goal are hot. Overall Ochimusha are fantastic girls and will be very popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920122
The perfect female warrior combination! One-knot hairstyle, sarashi, hakama!
As I used a bone theme for her accessories, one of her arms is skeletal in nature, and a dim "soul flame" is leaking out from it. Since her concept was so definite from the start, her final version is pretty much identical to the initial sketch.

The MGE world's undead can have various skin tones, but compared to the Zombie or Lich, I wanted her skin color to be reminiscent of a Zipangu-esque specter, so I went with an intense bluish gray.
She has a slender stature, but her body has slightly visible toned abs befitting a warrior.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919596
Christmas, where families get a Wendigo to dress up and decorate and put presents under

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920165
>but her body has slightly visible toned abs befitting a warrior.

DELICIOUS

On a side note though, what's up with the sort of "head mount" on the ochis face? Because it looks badass, I want to gently hold her chin and kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Familiars who work with the police to catch lolicons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920165
>The MGE world's undead can have various skin tones, but compared to the Zombie or Lich
I'd like to see artistic depictions of these alternate skin tones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920199
>all that happens is the unmarried officers can't resist raping the cute Familiars in revealing police outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920202
Ghoul, Pharaoh, Zombie, Vampire, Lich, all have different tones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920206
>entire police department arrests themselves when not any of them could resist the tempting little body of the familiar in a tight police officer's uniform
>Familiar sits outside the jail cell holding all the dirty lolicon officers with a evil smug grin on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920230
>just one familiar
that's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920225
Velvet red, delicious brown, lazy green, vanilla Vanilla, alluring grey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920225
We need a black undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920239
Ok then

>advanced team of familiar lolicon catchers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920245
>tfw no southern belle Will o Wisp to live on a plantation on the bayou with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920245
NO, FUCKING NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920254
>>16920256
I think he means black as a Hellhound, not a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Nigger moth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920122
Oh, sorry, that first part isn't quite right. While it can mean "plain", in the context of a person it's more either blunt, or indifferent. So, aloof female warrior, probably.

Moving on.


To give her face an intimidating and aloof kind of look, I gave her sanpaku eyes ("three whites", meaning eyes where the white is visible on both sides as well as below the iris), and gave her thicker and shorter eyebrows. And while I usually draw more pronounced eyelashes on my girls, I deliberately made them a little thinner here.
And, because I wanted her eyes to have a strong appearance, I didn't make the color of her eyes too dark so they don't end up blurring together with the lines, and drew the lines of her eyes more heavily to emphasize them.

I somehow arrived at the decision to make her clothes and hakama not too fancy in terms of colors!
Her sarashi has a very noticeable red stain. The girl in the illustration seems to have taken a fatal wound around her chest when she fell and became an Ochimusha. It's not like the wound is still open, but the clothes she's wearing aren't the same from when she died or anything. It seems like when it comes to Ochimusha, the fatal wound that caused their death and eventual undeath, even after closing up, the spot it was at will easily leak demonic energy which is dyed red like blood.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920262
Some things are made better when they're chocolate. Pure pofu isn't.

Although it's probably just the artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920081
No, I'm not talking about shit-tier fetishes. I'm talking about all the constant fucking arguments you dumbasses keep having.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920225
I think Wight is a different color from Vampire and Lich, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920269
It's probably just the artist
That face freaks me the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920268
Wow that's pretty cool. Blood stained clothes from the wound that caused their death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920277
Yeah, wight seems more pale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920282
I was just thinking I would like to screw her mamano hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920274
Constant arguments? Yup I can agree on that. They're fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920278
Yeah the face is a little uncanny

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920284
That's a bit strange, but what you want to do with your Ochimusha is none of my business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920268
Interesting, so one could tell at a glance often times how they died.

TFW the mortal wound marking is a constant reminder to the ochimusa of her greatest failure, but she isn't depressed about it, rather she uses it to motivate her to not fail again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920284
THE POSSIBILITIES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920284
You mean you want to fuck her stab wound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920296
>TFW the mortal wound marking is a constant reminder to the ochimusa of her greatest failure, but she isn't depressed about it, rather she uses it to motivate her to not fail again.

Fuck, this is making me feel things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920284
Let's be clear, KC is saying the wound itself healed already. I'm sure she could accommodate your fetish somehow though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920283
Vampire looks pale but still kind of normal, Wight is dead-tier pale, and Lich has a slightly more blue tint.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one?

http://i.imgur.com/4fMWvHf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920303
It's probably an erogenous zone, when it literal leaks elemental pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920268
Their entire body is decorated with bone parts, but since her arm looks so spiky and intimidating, I felt like normal human bones would be really bland. So with the headdress and waist skeleton accessory I really wanted to strike an "oni warrior" image, with the headdress having oni-like horns, and the part on her forehead imitating a skull and jaws, combined with the part around her neck representing the lower jaw.
Her very distinctive abnormal arm is designed after a combination of ribs, jawbones and teeth.
An arm like that could of course be inconvenient during daily life, and it seems like she can turn it into a regular arm normally.
It seems like that arm is a partial release of a monstrous transformation, used for battle, similarly to how Dragons can transform into their forms of old, before the age of the current Demon Lord.

That's all on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920313
Explain why I shouldn't consider this guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920317
Thank you Anon! Looking forward to your next translation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920311
Where did you find this? Because I like it.

I'm having a hard decision against the Lamia and Akrisis. But I've got to say the Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920317
>An arm like that could of course be inconvenient during daily life, and it seems like she can turn it into a regular arm normally.
So Ochimusha can morph their arms for combat purposes? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920311
The illegal one scared me, I think I'll go with Fisher Price. If I had to choose one from these, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920319
Because it's okay when it's Mamano, remember? Just another fun way to lose yourself in harmless pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920313
So kissing the area where her wound used to be would be very erogenous? That's lewd, I want to kiss an Ochimusha's chest wound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920122
>Furthermore, in Zipangu, family inheritance is of utmost importance, and of course they also hope that their lord will be able to have a worthy successor,

What if the lord really doesnt have anything to inherit like 99.99% anons here? I mean, most would have zero states and stuff to inherit in MGE world.

Would they still care about bearing a successor if the guy just dont have anything to inherit?

Or the "inheritance" is not about wealth or states and more about inheriting your last name or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Devil bug next.

Concept: Shiny Black "C", love juice, low moral principles

This time it's someone everyone's familiar with, the cockroach themed monster, "Devil Bug"!

I'll introduce her original version and the recently released remake together.

Her naming is original. In the era before the current demon lord, before monsters took on their current female forms, they were terrible insects whose swarms would invade towns and devour them from the inside despite all precautions. Their horrifying methodology and black appearance led to them being called the "Devil's Bugs".

Also, I used to be working on this RPG Maker game, and that had an enemy called the "Demon Bug".

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920331
CYOA thread in /tg/ obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>16919978
You dont know my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920311
Akrisia

>>16920334
>The illegal one scared me
She makes me hard though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920317
Thanks for this anon, very helpful. Maybe atleast once I want to hold hands with her skeleton arm. I hope she doesn't break my hand by doing it, although I know that such a skilled warrior knows self control very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920317
I don't want to sound ungrateful, but since this is a rare chance to post when I can be fairly certain you're here, will you be willing to do any of the older untranslated entries? Here's the ones I have:

>Demon

コンセプトは【邪悪で妖艶な悪魔】【悪の女幹部風】【白黒反転目】【青肌】

　サキュバスと比べて悪魔然とした姿の悪魔、「デーモン」さん。
皆大好き青肌＋白黒反転目がコンセプト！
　初期ラフはドラゴンやダークマターのアイデアラフと並べて描かれていたので、かなり昔のもので、
その当時は青肌白黒反転眼で、トゲトゲした装飾を纏っているか、右の様に「デビル」の大人版の様なかなり適当なイメージでした。
　剣を持っている様に見えますが、過激派＝魔王軍の一員なので、かつてはより戦士や軍人に近いイメージがあり、その名残です。

　RPG脳につき、オーソドックスな淫魔である「インプ」「サキュバス」の色違い的なイメージで、
より過激な勢力に属するロリ悪魔とお姉さん悪魔として考えられていたのが、「デビル」とこの「デーモン」です。
　現在でこそ、悪魔といえば淫魔となっている図鑑世界ですが、魔物達がまだ女性の姿ではなく、怪物であった頃は、
このデーモンこそが「悪魔」であったため、そのネーミングも悪魔をそのまま表す「デーモン」となっています。

　原典の悪魔といえば人類を堕落させ、破滅に導く存在とされていますが、
図鑑世界の彼女達もまた、図鑑世界らしい快楽と恍惚に満ちた堕落と破滅へと男を導いてしまいます。

　最終的に、初期ラフの左側のトゲトゲ装甲と右側のデビルっぽい、および軍服っぽい服が融合してこんな感じのデザインになりました。
最初は黒と赤をベースに考えていたため、服のふちが赤だったり、髪の色も薄いデビルにあわせた、薄い紫だったりしました。
最終的には目立つ金フチに変えましたが、結果的に赤も目立つ様になったので良かったと思ってます。

　彼女達のデザインは、夫に対する強烈な支配欲を現すために、
または、支配欲からか、母性すら垣間見える程に夫を溺愛する彼女達の内面と外面のギャップを引き立てるため、
彼女達のデザインはとにかく攻撃性が強く、嗜虐的なエロさのあるデザインを目指しました。

　首元は腕周りの折り返しは軍服っぽく、全体的にテカった材質に。
　グローブなども攻撃性の強そうなイメージを持たせるために裾広がりで、指先には爪の装飾がついています。
　四肢は着こむが、中央は露出を高くする、というコンセプトの元、胸は金属質のアーマーで、
胸アーマーの先にはその胸を見せつけるかの様に、赤い棘の様なものがついています。
　下半身は、悪魔の羽を模しつつ、デーモンの嗜虐的な雰囲気を与える色気を表現するため、ガーターベルトにも見えるデザインで、
これまた周囲のほうが布地の多い、非常に面積の少ないパンツになってます。
　悪魔の羽を模したパンツは背中側の腰から下がるマントと繋がっており、独特な形をした腰マントは、
後ろから見ると、ふちがハートを逆にした形になっています。
　また、尻尾はサキュバスたちの丸みのあるハート型と比べて鋭い形をしています。

　ちなみに、耳にかかっている黒いハートイヤリングは中に光が灯っているという違いはありますが、デビルとおそろい的なイメージでつけました。

There's also the apophis and hakutaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920341
I'd like to think she helps you with that. She turns you into a man who can has an inheritance and like the usual "clan leader" you'd think of.

Ochimusha, one of the only girls who can turn a gaijin into a nip clan leader.

>Or the "inheritance" is not about wealth or states and more about inheriting your last name or something like that?

The last name is probably a big part of it aswell, but like I said they'd help you be more than just a last name. But still the last name means a lot.

That's just my two cents though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920364
Hope she's fine with the last name Dingle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920317
Thank you so much, the making-offs are often full of juicy details and it'd be sad not to learn about them

>It seems like that arm is a partial release of a monstrous transformation, used for battle, similarly to how Dragons can transform into their forms of old
So if someone dares to harm their lord, they can go full demon skeleton warrior and restore his honor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920342
Oh yes! Devil bug finally!

>>16920362
Now I remember that demon never really got translated. Although it would be fantastic if it did now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920351
All yours, broski

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920342
>they were terrible insects whose swarms would invade towns and devour them from the inside despite all precautions
They don't sound like they'd be lvl. 1 starter enemies in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920317
Thanks for the translation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920311
This is interesting and pretty well made. kudos to whoever author'd it.

I think I'd pick Luna, but all the profiles are pretty interesting in their own right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920369
>also have a silly last name

This sucks. But I'd like to believe she wouldn't mind and would still hold it with honour and respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920311
>that backstory
This is what happens when you don't finish the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920351
>>16920378
>He doesn't want a mafia boss wife
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920311
Damn, tough choices.

Fisher Price is gold, but Luna and 'This One' really tug at the heartstrings.

Guess I'm going with Luna.

[Anonymous No.]

Please translate Kamaitachi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920389
I want the big muscle shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920382
Sheer numbers can overcome that issue, especially against normal people and low tier soldiers.

The "death by a thousand cuts" trope comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920392
It's better to wait for the official release so you get the raw, not blurry-as-fuck version of the text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920362

>Apophis

コンセプトは【太陽を喰らう蛇】【邪悪で毒々しい妖女】【砂漠の踊り子】【白黒反転目】
　Entyでも以前紹介した「ファラオ」の敵対者、太陽を喰らう蛇こと「アポピス」さんです。
　原典では太陽の運行を邪魔する太陽神の敵対者であるとされる蛇の魔物で、日食はアポピスが太陽神の乗った太陽の舟を呑み込んだために起こるのだとか。
　太陽の舟を守るセト神の天敵であるそうですが、魔物娘図鑑では太陽神の力を宿している「ファラオ」のライバルであり、対となる魔物としてデザインされています。
　設定面でも明るく健全（に夫婦でエロい事をしている）な明緑魔界の王国を生み出すファラオに対して、暗く淫猥（に夫婦でエロい事をしている）な暗黒魔界の王国を生み出すアポピスと対になっています。
　ファラオもアポピスも蛇をモチーフにはしているのですが、ほぼ人間に近い姿の「ライト」なファラオに対して、下半身が蛇なのはもちろんの事、肌の色が紫だったり、白黒反転眼だったりと「ディープ」なアポピス、といった意味でも対の存在にしています。
　白黒反転眼の魔物は大体やばい！（過激派的な意味で）
　初期ラフから概ねデザインは変わっていませんが、ポーズは腰の突き出している方向が変わって左右にクネクネ。
　髪型や装飾の細部は少しだけ試行錯誤も見られます。






「闇色の蛇」といったイメージで、濃紺の蛇の鱗に蛇腹、髪の色から、更に白黒反転眼と真っ暗なカラーリングに。
　髪の色は初期は紺色一色だったのですが、地味かつ蛇の下半身の色と混ざってしまうので、毒を持っている事をイメージしたドきつい赤をグラデーションで入れてみました！
　服装は毒々しい身体を強調できる様に、極めて露出度の高いものに！
ボスっぽい風格と、踊り子の様なエロさ妖しさが両立できる様にデザインしました！
　ファラオは太陽を表す黄金を身に纏っていますが、一方でアポピスが纏う銀の装飾は対である「月」を表しており、また金＋青のファラオの眷属とは対になる様、赤い色の宝石をあしらっています。
　イヤリング等の様に、三日月の形に蛇の縦に長い瞳孔を組み合わせたデザインを多く散りばめています！
　銀の装飾の中でも一際目立つ背中のゴブラの頭の様な装飾は、物理的に固定されているわけではなく、魔力的な力でくっついており、あまり重くはないそうです。
　宝石の光と、この装飾の隙間から漏れ出る赤い光は、彼女達の持つ膨大な魔力が漏れ出したものです。
　彼女達のデザインのこだわりポイントはヘソピアスに唇ピアス、そして、おっぱいを隠す装飾！
　紫色の肌のお陰で、こういったアイテムを多様しても下品にならず、むしろ彼女達の邪悪な雰囲気の「目に毒な色気」を引き立ててくれると思うのです…！！

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920342
Everyone hates cockroaches, don't they?
You're probably aware that they have a really sucky image in real life, but I feel like many of their negative aspects could be directly tied to erotic factors when anthropomorphized...!

From their appearance of skin dripping with slime, resemblance to shiny leather, their large numbers and strong instinct to reproduce, it definitely sounds lewd and lovely, and you can easily arrive at the idea of harem gang rape.

And they're filthy, or in other words, they also don't mind a man's filthiness, and you can expect messy sex with plenty of drool, sweat, love juice and semen...!

(By the way, the MGE world's devil bugs won't be totally covered in actual filth due to the protective effects of demonic energy, so don't worry about that.)

From there you also imagine them without much of a sense of morals, and it's common for the group sex to involve fathers and their own daughters...

I'm probably just rambling here, but basically, she originated from these sorts of thoughts.

(cont)

>>16920362
I did the hakutaku. Demon and Apophis just weren't really interesting to me. I might take a look at them some time or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920337
>lose yourself in harmless pleasure.
The frequency of situations that end in this is starting to piss me off actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920362

>Hakutaku

コンセプトは【おっとりおっぱい牛娘】【学者帽】【眼鏡】【優しくてやらしい先生】

　霧の大陸の痴的、もとい知的牛娘、「白澤」さん。
　元ネタである、中国の伝承では病や天災の知識の他、魑魅魍魎妖怪の類1万1520種を黄帝に教えたという、頭の容量が随分おおきな子だったので、これはおっぱいの容量も大きくするしかねぇ！
　って事で、おっぱいの大きな、学者風、もとい先生風の魔物娘になりました！
　前回、リッチのコラムで触れていた”学者帽を使いたい種族”というのはこの娘の事でして、
「学者帽」「眼鏡」「おっぱい」という３つのパーツがあらかじめ決まっていた為、
それらに合う服装に、という事で、この娘も大まかなデザインはあっさり決まりました。
　これまた細部のデザインは結構完成品とは異なってます。

というわけで、完成形の下絵ラフを経て完成へ！
　伝承の白澤は身体に眼が沢山ついていたりするので、額に第三の眼がある他に、
毛の模様やアクセサリーの中央には眼の様なものが散りばめられています。
　完成verでは黄色くて丸い、ぼんやりとした光になっていますが、
怒ったり、戦ったりする時に本気になると、黄色い光の中に赤い瞳が現れてまるで眼の様になるそうです。
　基本的にのんびりおっとりした種族なので、そのシーンは滅多に見れ無さそうですが！

　おっぱいは強調するために無地に！
　そして、おっぱいを強調するためのデザインな帯ですが、
モチーフは虫眼鏡と矢印（彼女達の下腹部を指してる）
　丸い部分は、虫眼鏡のレンズイメージでもあり、魔除けの意味を持つ鏡だったり（どっちかというと魔物娘を引き寄せますが！）　

　ちなみにおっぱいに挟まれているネクタイは、よく見るとわかるのですが、服の上から挟んでいるわけではありません。
　服に穴が開いており、そこにネクタイを通しています。穴が開いている理由は勿論、アレを挿れるため以外にはありませんよね。

　こんな感じで３色で悩んでました。
　元々緑色の柔らかい感じの色という事で、緑色を予定してたのですが、
やっぱり緑色が一番優しく見えるので緑色に。

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920409
>Demonic Energy even cleans you.
Not even surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920409
>I did the hakutaku.

Damn, sorry for posting it then, should have checked more. Could it still be in an archived topic here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920409
>I did the hakutaku
A pastebin or something for all these would be very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920426
Man, these things are supposed to be paid for, I pretty specifically don't want them spreading all over the place, alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920405
The problem is KC outright said Kamaitachi is getting changed, so if it is not translated, we might never know what the original profile says.

Here is the raw:

https://nhentai.net/g/179849/193/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920409
Fuck that's lewd!

Devil bugs are similar to how people like to imagine khepris are aswell then. They're fine with having large "colonies" and will include all parts of the family in building it.

I like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920427
While I get that, you'd be spreading an english version. Wouldn't that mean the Japanese speakers (the main ones paying for it) would still pay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920427
Sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

Her earliest version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920448
JESUS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920448
Even KC started out like garbage

Keep on drawing, aspiring artfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920448
The MGE I version we're all familiar with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920448
This is the best I could ever draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920409
It really doesn't make them more lovely, but at least less slapable.

>>16920416
Amazing, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920409
B-But grape snake! Don't fuck me on this Anonymous, I can deal with a patience test not with an impossibility test, that's what monster girls are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920448
How far he's come as an artist since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920433
Kamaitachi original translate please please please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920448
KC has come such a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920311
I want the gyaru bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920472
Isn't it likely that the change is to the art and not the text? A text change would be simple and quick and not necessitate a delay in her release unless KC is really unsure about the changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920453
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920433
>KC outright said Kamaitachi is getting changed
That interests me too, seeing what KC changed. I don't even care about the profile at all, but "secret knowledge" someone is trying to hide makes me curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a degenerate and "dirty" gangbang with your new founded "colony" of devil bugs

I want to be the king of a large underground nest of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920459
I was going in without any sketches this time since I was working off of her old design.
The basic design hasn't really changed from the beginning. The design is based on the supreme cuteness of girls in bobcuts, combined with insect shells.
Her oldest design had six "legs" like an insect as her main difference.
Additionally, her body was very thin at first, she became increasingly full figured, and the newest version is actually rather plump. I also ended up adding quite a bit more "liquid" and she ended up becoming rather sticky...

Her feelers and limbs ended up having fewer segments in the final version than before, and became considerably shinier, looking similar to leather.
The newest version adds belts, resulting in an appearance similar to boots.
The spiky looking things on her arms and legs are actually just hair, and in fact, they seem to feel rather soft.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920482
But he' been drawing for more then a decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920501
That's true, the point is that KC didn't just say "yeah fuck it my art is shit". The man kept going and improving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920505
Still took a decade of constant work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920480
Kamaitachi going by rumors, was going to be so femdom Hellhound would blush.

It wouldnt surprise me if along with the art, the femdom aspect gets toned down, which is why it is important to know the original text.

Maybe it wasnt changed, but if it was and is not translated now, God knows how long it will be until we know what the original said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920505
Look at where he is now. Providing fap material to numbers of people.

Trully a man worthy of his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920491
Devil bug mofu confirmed? I'm going to tickle her hairs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920511
>so femdom Hellhound would blush
I NEED it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920513
>implying KC already doesn't have his Baphomet
>implying she doesn't sit on his lap while he draws
>implying she doesn't pout when he draws big mature curvy busty women
>implying she doesn't always try to encourage him to draw lolis
>implying that's not the reason there are so many lolis in MGE

You've implied a lot there anon, but your message was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920521
He draws big girls in secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920491
The part and, though you can't really see it, her back is designed to resemble an insect's legs cradling her body.
With the very first version, the only thing hiding her nipples was the fact that I didn't draw them, and the legs basically squeezed her chest, but the next version had them cover up her nipples.

Her ultra-miniskirt gained some thin colored fabric in the center in her latest version, but that part's material seems to be soaked and transparent.
In other words, because their lower parts are always dripping with love juices, that part is always totally see-through, and doesn't really seem to have much of a purpose...!

By the way, I ended up redesigning her because when I submitted my artwork for the English release of MGE I, I actually lost the PSD files of some of the older girls... I tried to stick to the initial designs of the first book as much as possible.
If there's ever another opportunity for a remake, like a full remake of MGE I, or a game, perhaps her design might change more drastically.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't clear Korean translations of mge2 exist anybody know korean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920534
The part on her chest*
Wow I'm a fuckup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920511
>was going to be so femdom Hellhound would blush
>the femdom aspect gets toned down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920543
As far as I'm aware the only change know of is that she is being somehow changed. Let's not jump to conclusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920534
>full remake of MGE1

Is he hinting at something here? I sure hope he is.

>love juices soak her miniskirt all the time

I'm fully diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920534
>By the way, I ended up redesigning her because when I submitted my artwork for the English release of MGE I, I actually lost the PSD files of some of the older girls... I tried to stick to the initial designs of the first book as much as possible.
I have a hunch that KC just wanted to redraw them for the sake of redrawing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920540
Better to mess up and notice it so it can be fixed than mess up and not notice at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920543
Do note it is only a rumor and we are not certain the text will get changed, but it is a possibility.

From what I remember the Hinezumi-like Kamaitachi literally beats you up and restrains you, then the Mantis-like cuts you and the other puts you erotic medicine on the wounds from the cutting and beatings, with her very skilled fingers and then I guess they rape you after roughing up your body into becoming a gigantic erogenous zone.

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>>16920582
I need this.

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>>16920582

[Anonymous No.]

Those Holstaurs are looking even weirder and weirder these days.

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>>16920582
Amazing. I need it.

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>>16920582
Only if they're of varying levels of thiccness.

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>>16920599
They're all drawn very well if I'm honest. Aesthetics alone I'd say they're going to be popular.

From the looks of it the biggest one cuts you, the middle one holds you down and the shorter one pours the "liquid" into your cuts.

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>>16920122
>>16920342
Many thanks for these dude. The main reason thread isn't just a glorified MG picture repository yet.

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>>16920122
>They take pleasure in the successes of their lord, and at first sight appear calm and composed, they will quickly join in celebration when their lord is overjoyed!

That's really cute.

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>>16920534
I owe you for these. Thanks

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>>16920582
That whole routine keeps you hard and ready to go for a pretty long time, too.

The rest of the profile is basically going on about married life, how one of them might go out and do stuff while the other two have their way with you, and how of course all three of them are going to want children.

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>>16920347
you're on 4chan, they'll believe you're weird enough to get cut on a random kunai

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>After looking back through past Entys, only just realize the profile Dark Mage is wearing a wedding ring.

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>>16920622
Or a magic ring. You know she's a mage and all of that

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>>16920617
What could a "success" be? Because I really like this.

I can imagine seeing her master overcome a step of improvement. She'd try to stay calm and honourable but in the end she'd just end up showering him in hugs while telling him how proud she is of him.

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>>16920622
This >>16920625

You don't know man, it could enhance her destruction spell cast speed

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>>16920628
I think just when her master feels he has accomplished something.

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>>16920634
KC said it was a wedding ring.

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>>16920510
>Something decent takes time and effort
WOOOW FUCKING LEARNING MECHANICS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920599
>>16920620
We really need more profiles with multiple girls.

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>>16920625
>>16920634
The enty literally says it's a wedding ring.
>The individuals shown in illustrations are often monsters that the wandering scholar was able to interview without being attacked, that is, married ones.
>The Dark Mage shown is one of them. If you look closely you might spot the wedding ring on her left hand's ring finger.

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>>16920625
It could be both, but KC confirms its primarily a wedding ring. After all in-setting the profile arts typically depict married monsters as the Wandering Scholar typically makes his profiles after doing an interview with one.

For instance that inari in MGE volume 1? She and her husband were tourists/travelers, the scholar notes that at the time he hadn't actually traveled to Zipangu yet and could only include in the volume traveling monsters from there that he had the luck to meet.

And of course at the end of that volume he states the 100 profiles are the results of his meeting with 100 happy couples.

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>>16920644
This. It'd serve to show what other members of a monstergirl species look like beyond the profile girl.

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>>16920641
It's a very long time compared to other skills you can learn.

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>>16919684
Idiot

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>>16920641
Go fap on stream again DSP. Then maybe waste everyone's time and money by quitting right at the final boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920656
What did you learn in the past 10 years Anon

>>16920660
I WAS SCRATCHING MY LEG

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>>16920666
I'm taking college courses for computer programing.

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>>16920666
God, is there anyone more pathetic in this world than DSP? Motherfucker whines like a baby when games don't let him steamroll them and he can't learn mechanics for shit.
Why the fuck do people donate to his Patreon again?

[Anonymous No.]

Im not a sadist, but if the Kamaitachi shit is true, there is a very foul fetish I would like them to do:
> I would like it if a guy, like an Order Knight, tries to harm me. The fighters will beat him up while the one with the medicine masturbates me as I look at the beating, then after they are done beaging and cutting him, they will want to have sex with me.

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>>16920671
For 10 years?

>>16920673
He's intentionally pathetic now. It's his shtick.

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>>16920677
No, it'll take much less the ten years. That's the point.

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>>16920675
>>16920582
>Kamaitachi likes you
>Beats your shit
>Cuts you open
>The have the fucking audacity to put medicine on the wounds and then rape
Sounds like shit to be honest.

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>>16920679
Anon, drawing is a hobby. You spend many years getting better at what you like to do. It's what you do with a hobby; spend time doing it.

It's also not your job. I doubt KC drew shit every single day of his life for an entire decade.

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>>16920641
Some people here think submitting a story for a niche smut thread on an anonymous forum twice a month builds you into a writer, and their comments count for helpful critique. You'd expect them be surprised when seeing someone taking 14(?) years to get decent at digital art. I wouldn't be surprised if the sheer thought terrifies one or two.

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>>16920688
>tfw suck at everything because I don't actually like doing anything
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>can't doodle stupid cute things because job hunting
Can you guys post cute Kikis and Automatons for me?

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>>16920696
I share your pain Anon. The only thing I'm apparently good at is thinking of horrible ways to die everyday but I'm still trying my best with writing.

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>>16920695
Too much work for too little payoff.

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>>16920696
I bet you're actually good at videogames and suddenly because money or bored you stopped playing and now you have some sort of crisis.

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>>16920699
Your wish is my command.

I hope you find a job.

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>>16920713
Don't worry, you're probably old enough that it's already too late to start anything new that takes a lot of work, because by the time you'll be any decent at it, you'll be too old to reap the benefits.

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>>16920501
Nobody ever got good overnight.

>>16920510
Then give up if you don't want to put the work in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920713
Commissioners get more money than minimum wage.

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>>16920713
Pretty much.

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>>16920716
No, I'm terrible at video games, always have been. I do mean everything.

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>>16920710
Everytime I have one of these "insecurity fag" episodes in my mind about "waaahhhh MGs wouldn't fuck me waaahhh I'm such a pathetic excuse for a human waaaaaahhh I've done so much stupid shit" I always imagine having my head crushed by a hammer

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>>16920719
Exactly. No point in trying.

>>16920723
Still less then other jobs.

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>>16920719
>ywn get make your waifu proud

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>>16920620
Do you have the translation by any chance?

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>>16920718
I'm hoping I do not have to go back to that hellish shithole again for work.
Fuck Merit.

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>>16920735
Everyone who's any good at anything has been doing it since their childhood or teenage years. If you're in your twenties and still suck, there's no point in trying to improve, it's too late for you.

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>>16920741
You're just telling the truth now.

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>>16920729
My usual thought is either having a limb cut off or my head blown up by a Winchester 1887 But they pretty come up whenever I leave my house to work or go to uni, independent of monstergirl thoughts

Started imagining getting a lance right through the chest lately

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>>16912286
>bants-master
>gentle femdom
>loves to share
She's perfect in every way, the design is also 10/10.

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>>16920739
Don't worry anon, you'll find another job somewhere else. And I hope somewhere you like.

Just remember that one day you will come home to a soft Kikimora sitting on the floor and offering for you to rest your tired head on her comfy lap.

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>>16920743
I'm aware.

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>>16920729
>>16920746
wow, you guys are so cool and edgy!

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>>16920746
Doubts about monster girls usually come up for me when I'm out of the house aswell. And I've currently been imagining being impaled on multiple spikes.

I'll stop posting now

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>>16920741
>childhood or teenage years
>Was always berated or ridiculed for doing anything creative when I was a kid
>Eventually reduced to doing nothing but playing videogames
At least now I excel at pretending I exist in fantasy worlds and not in this reality...

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>>16920726
Oh, that's awesome that means you haven't yet your likely useless skill yet! That's quite the thrill, ah to be young...

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>>16920758
It's not even in an edgy way. It's just sort of a way to get your mind off those bad MG thoughts.

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>>16920738
It hasn't been done beyond summaries like what you just replied to.

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>>16920764
This

But like you said, atleast I can imagine monster girl fantasies compared to when I couldn't. And I can always imagine myself as something I'm not in MGE. Like a warrior or nomad.

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>>16920758
>>16920760
Sorry, thoughts just escaped onto the keyboard. First time I ever talked about it too but I'll say no more.

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>>16920760
Just remember Anon.

Every time you think those thoughts a Yeti wants to give you a hug more. At this point she's practically yandere levels.

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>>16920311
>flat as a board baby-crazy snake bitch

Say no more.

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>>16920779
>yetis so hurt by anon's doubting and hating themselves that at this point they're all going to hug a way through dimensions and give every anon a hug

That's nice

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>>16920779
All this sad talk made me want some yan love. Any good reads on the menu?

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>>16920785
But some yetis are terrible people and will probably just troll them.

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>>16920764
>"And anon, what are your skills?"
>"Uhm... I'm really good at imagining myself in a world where some one loves me. It was a little hard at first, but."

I wonder how many of us could just describe our lives when the portals open and the migration forms roll out, only to receive VIP status via "healing" points. I.e., the emptier your life is the higher a priority you are to be let in through the portals and hooked up with your ideal MG.

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>>16920790
What MG makes the best yandere?
My vote goes to Shirohebi.

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>>16920764
Dont worry anon, when truly immersive VR becomes a thing and you can outright merge your mind into a pc (credible futurists say it will happen by like 2050 at most) everyone will just imagine boring office settings or shit to do with their job with low quality resolution as their mind cant imagine shit beyond their immediate surroundings, with shit fantasy scenarios where the best they get is "I got that promotion!" or "I won the lottery!" while your fully trained imagination can create high quality entire worlds of waifu.

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>>16920794
>Anon doing a portal migration form
>Says he's really good at imagining a world where a person loves him
>instantly grabbed and rashed away on a hospital bed
>anon wakes up with a warm healing MG stroking his face telling him she's been assigned to him

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>>16920790
Yananon's pastebin springs to mind.
I vaguely remember a few more, like a detective noir with a yan manticore as the villain and a story with a holstaurus stalker. The last one got a bit weird with forced breastfeeding though.

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>>16920799
Bonus points if she's in a nurses uniform

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>>16920794
>>16920799
Huh, maybe I should reconsider saying "Librarian".

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>>16920644
I would love this. I don't know how big the demand for it is, but I'd personally throw money at a whole book of nothing but alternate art for already existing profiles.

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>>16920807
But you'll get lots of Liches, Tengu, and Hakatukus that way.

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>>16920815
>Hakatukus

Hmm, reconsidering my reconsider.

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>>16920775
>>16920797
It eventually became mundane and even a bit funny to think about it at times. Like, "wow, imagining a better life as a hobby? How embarrassing. What if someone found out?"

I'm fairly sure it shouldn't be commonplace but someday it might stop.

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>>16920800
yanticore was actually really good

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>>16915045
Got a template for that?

Also, excellent taste.

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>>16920699
Best of luck with your search, anon.

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>>16920818
Hakutakus are great! I just wish she would leave the mortarboard at home when we go out. I'm not embarrassed, but it gets tiresome that she has to keep kissing me so deeply whenever she has to prove to others that she's in love.

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>>16920830
Not him but

http://i.imgur.com/nmc42FJ.png

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>>16920842
I'm never able to proportion images of my favorite species to fit those boxes.

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>>16920847
It's pretty easy with photoshop

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>>16920799
>>16920794
>Doing migration form
>Leave the "Talents" and "Future" sections empty

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>>16920582
That's sounds more like ryona then femdom desu senpai

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>>16920859
>Talents: Aging
>Future: Dying

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>>16920799
>>16920794
Forms wouldn't be too much of an issue.

If there was an interview, I'd probably wind up committed to 24/7 emergency observation.

[Anonymous No.]

She'd by the perfect lewd nee-san if you took an age reversal potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be the most popular guy in the MGE academy
>You will never have countless girls stalking you ready to rape you, only to fail because of competition
>you will never kabedon the least popular MG in school
>you will never make her yours
>all the other girls will never watch with seething jealousy as she rubs her pregnant belly during breaktime

Remember, the weak deserve love too.

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>>16920869
Enjoy your assigned Lich companion, anon.

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>>16920827
She really was. I didn't like the sequel much, but the original was underrated.

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>>16920875
No they don't.

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>>16920869
>Stop writing, stare at paper
>Quietly fold the form, leave
>Discard it later

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>>16920875
>you will never be the most popular guy
Good, I don't like being the center of attention

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>>16920868
Ryona is girls getting hurt though. In this case they're the ones doing the hurting.

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>>16920342
>Also, I used to be working on this RPG Maker game, and that had an enemy called the "Demon Bug".
So KC already has experience in game making? I wonder will he ever make MGE game

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>>16920885

This. Either stick to the shadows or be really good at blending in.

Attention = anxiety.

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>>16920794
>Filling out form
>Depressed and Lonely: NO
>Extreme Social Anxiety: NO
>Outlook on Life: HOPEFUL
>Dominant or Submissive?: EQUAL/SWITCH

>We are sorry anon, but we can only provide matchmaking services to those in need. Rest assured, however, that there are species that will take an interest in you.

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>>16920794
> You see a form that asks you to describe your qualities, skills and highest education.
> You heart breaks, your tears drop into the form
> "Qualities?! Skills? What the fuck is this shit?! Even for MGE world they take in count this shit?!"
> Enraged and heartbroken you write in the form "NONE! My only skill was imagining myself in a world where a monster wife loves me. You know, like these portals, but now it is useless as I have no other skill beyond that and will never get to migrate!"
> You slam the form in the desk and leave leaving the Baphomet girl speechless
> Minutes latter, you get called from the Mamono Embassy.
> "Uh..... sir? Im calling to inform you that you qualify for the VIP immigration program, we take in the ones that need it and want it the most first. Also your performance and what you write, had many manonos interested in you. Let me see.....
> "Here we have this Hellhound warrior demanding you as "it is clear he needs protection." There is also this Inari owner of a Cooking School that says she wants to wipe out your tears and make use of the fact that you are a blank slate and train you to become her co-chef and husband. This Ochimusha says that you are made ti fullfil her dream of building up a great lord from scratch. I got a mail from a Khepri Ruin inviting you to become their King. This Demon general says you must be placed under her protection immediatly. A Minotaurus says a man like you is ideal for her life of eating, sleeping and sex. A Wurm sent is a uhn..... drawing? of her cuddling with you. A Lilim says she would be delighted to hear all these stories of monstee love you imagined, she wants to meet you and feel the void in your heart. Lizardmands and Salamanders want to train you. A Jinko wants you for her mating seasln and an Amazoness to take you to her village. A Kunoichi Village apparently put a hit on you. Oh and the Mamono Lord say it is very cute there is a man appreciating monster girls so much and that she wants to improve your life and make you her adoptive son."
> The Baphomet blush
> "And sir..... you know, I think your earnest search for love is very cute, I would like an Oni-Chan like you."

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>>16920799
What MG would be the immigration officers over there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920868
As long as mamono mana is involved then everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
What monsters would be assigned to people with extreme social anxiety? I was wondering about this the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920900
Kikis

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>>16920892

>Hiding in plain sight
>Stick to the shadows
>The kunoichi whose been keeping tabs on her classmates to practice her spy craft realizes her folder on you is almost non existent
>Starts to realize it's challenging to track you down or pick you out from a crowd

That's how you get the kunoichi waifu anon

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>>16920895
>Enraged and heartbroken you write in the form "NONE! My only skill was imagining myself in a world where a monster wife loves me. You know, like these portals, but now it is useless as I have no other skill beyond that and will never get to migrate!"
>You slam the form in the desk and leave leaving the Baphomet girl speechless
>Minutes later, you get called from the Mamono Embassy.
>Nobody picks up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920870
Beware, the observation room has lots of Manticore nurses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920874
That's correct.

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>>16920882
>Later that night, you hear a rustling in the corner of the room.
>See a bushy tail running away from your window
>Check the rubbish bin
>Note is gone, replaced with a business card with an acorn shaped satellite

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>>16920893
Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920582
>CBT the monster girl(s)
Well, we know what's going to get Harblador out of death, don't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920888
Nah, I'm pretty sure ryona is not gender-specified, just fapping to someone getting hurt. It may as well be male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920928

>ywn get items off of the high shelf for your short squirrel waifu
>ywn sweep her off her feet and princess carry her to bed
>ywn help her to be 'tall enough' for this ride
>ywn bend down to kiss her after making her blush

Huh. Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920932
Don't worry anon. Who's a more appealing candidate for a mate/husband than a man who has his life in order?

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>>16920922
> You wake up in a hospital bed with a Lich and a Thunderbird at your side.
> "Success! We revived him!"
> An Inari slaps you and then hugs you
> "Dont ever kill yourself ever again anon! We are taking you to the express portal, your case is critical and you need immediate care at the Mamono Hospital!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920946
Not again. Why do you people insist on re-writing or adding to sad endings to make them all sunshine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920904
For some reason, I imagine any girl capable of being there without physically being there.

Ghosts, Shoggs, Slimes, any of the possessed object girls (especially if they belonged to the person in question)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920944
Anubis and Hypergamy Fox. (Though she is good hypergamy, not 3DPD hypergamy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920922
That would be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920946
Immediate care? What kind of immediate care would an undead need?

>>16920950
This post brings me back.

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>>16920889
If you use internet archive on his old site it was him posting sprite work of Smash Melee and Wind Waker then he changed it to post updates on the RPG Maker Game. It was later changed into MGE but theres no archive on when it started or transitioned to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920919
There's one Anon who almost got the fabled virgin graduate achievement. Until the Kunoichis found him near the school gates.

>No one leaves as a virgin in this school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920950
Because despair is not allowed here

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>>16920950
And the first punch in the internet fight begins. The never-ending struggle between the hopeful with their never-ending faith that things will work out, and the despaired trying to remind everyone that blind faith is folly and 'happily ever after' is a naive impossibility.

Not really a discussion worth having. It's just gonna stir up more thread-derailing shitflinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920956
I do think that if you just died (and you have a full Mamono Medical Team after you) they cab revive you without making you undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920922
Imagine how many ways they could prevent suicide
>Drowning: Sea Bishops and Undines to the rescue
>Shooting: Gremlin replaced it with a trick gun
>Alcohol Poisoning: Oni mamono magic fixes the liver
>Death from other means: Welcome to the undead army! Allow me to introduce you to your mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
>Would you consider yourself organised?
>>not really, I was late to this interview
>what's your outlook on life?
>>no real ambition, kinda sloppy and lazy
>how do you feel about tall ears?
>>love them
>An anubis has been dispatched to your house immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920875
I want to princess carry the unpopular level 1 slime down the hall, passing all the wights, vampires and Lilims as I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920979
Don't play vidya when she's nearby. Or she might throw your computed out the window.

Especially when you promised her to study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920979
You better hide and run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920926
>>16920874
She's a shota molesting pervert + she lets other girls touch her tail
She'd make a terrible onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
This for me as well.
Then again, I'm confident enough that I believe I could find a fulfilling partner on my own.
Human women are just so very droll. Get me something mentally stimulating that I can feel fulfilled by or the complete opposite, a very simple Dorome I can babble on to without a care in the world if she understands or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920989
>shota molesting pervert
>terrible onee-san

Does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
>Outlook on Life question
This one would leave me sitting on the table for a long time thinking so many bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920989

I want to be the outlet for Makoto's perversions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920989
But those are all the features of a good onee san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920944
I guess in this case I would be the one healing the broken and useless mg. It's nice that I have a healing fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920996
The best onee-sans are the one who protect their otouto's innocence

>>16921001
>Wanting to be molested by a /fit/ squirrel
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Do anyone know how you pay the semen tariff for the Mamono Immigration Interview?

I brought my semen in a bottle and wasnt accepted and I dont want to be raped by the Hellhound and Minotaur security guards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
>Depressed and Lonely: Yes
>>Extreme Social Anxiety: Yes
>>Outlook on Life: ATTEMPTED SUICIDE
>>Dominant or Submissive?: WHY DOES THIS MATTER
Truely depression is suffering l, only temporary with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921010
>The best onee-sans are the one who protect their otouto's innocence because they want to corrupt them themselves
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920987
She's going to lay the mummy curse on you and jack you off. She's going to get you to the edge of cummimg until she suddenly stops and says "promise to study?". You'd be begging for that sweet release so you'd say anything for it.

>>16920988
Anon she's part of the wolf family. She'll find you. And when she does, she's giving you a schedule she made for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921025
I cannot read/hear someone say attempted suicide and take them seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920992
Same here. It's strange. I'm a head engineer at my job and want an MG that's intelligent and that I can talk to and have a meaningful discussion with, yet I still find something charming in harpies and wurms. I think I'd like to daughteru them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
>Depressed and Lonely: Im very lonely and sad
>Extreme Social Anxiety: A little bit
>Outlook on Life: God won't somebody just love me
>Dominant or Submissive?: the most submissive little slut you've ever seen

Please somebody just send me an Ochimusha. I need one.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of rapey loli monoeye bandits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921031
Curious, I feel the same way. Truly Anonymous are really interesting people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921029
> "Nice schedule, you can store it in your ass, dogo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
>Depressed and Lonely: Yes
>Extreme Social Anxiety: Yes
>Outlook on Life: Hopeless
>Dominant or Submissive: N/A; Negative reaction to physical contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921030
The human will to live is quite a hard thing to remove/get over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
>Depressed and Lonely: Yes
>Extreme Social Anxiety: Yes
>Outlook on Life: disapointing anyone with expectations for me
>Dominant or Submissive?: how should i know?
>i probaly get nothing becaus the portals will never open

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921026
That's the WORST kind of onee-san
Otoutos get scarred for life because of this kind of treatment and then they can never get married to someone other than their onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
>Depressed and Lonely: Yes
>Extreme Social Anxiety: Somewhat
>Outlook on Life: Grim
>Dominant or Submissive?: Equal/Submissive

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921055
>they can never get married to someone other than their onee-san

This pleases the Onee San. Besides, nothing is better than soft onee sans who cuddle you in their lap while you lean against their breasts. They wait until you get into a false sense of security and then they start jerking you off while holding you in their embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921037
I can't find it on Sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921055
>they can never get married to someone other than their onee-san
Good ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
>Filling out form
>Depressed and Lonely: YES
>Extreme Social Anxiety: YES
>Outlook on Life: I have doubts I will make it as far as September.
>Dominant or Submissive?: Submissive

Please send an Ochimusha, nothing can improve your outlook more than a good session of samurai abs licking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921051
There are a variety of reasons for that, even if it's simply to prove if the ride ever ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921061

That's how it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921063
https://exhentai.org/g/1054713/07bd7c67f1/
https://exhentai.org/g/1054710/599552aac6/
Monoeye tag is actually a thing now

[Anonymous No.]

>all this talk about Onee-sans
>when all I want is an adopted monster who grooms me into the perfect husband for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921075
That's a very cute mono eye loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921051
Just jump from high place m8. It's free, instant, certain, doesn't require skill or technique. Also you can fly before your death
Pretty cool stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921076
This is also what I want. I want to go to a monster girl and have her turn me into her perfect husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921075
I've been trying to find it through the Cyclops tag. Funny how that works out.

[Anonymous No.]

All right, full stop here anons, pull your fucking head out of your asses. Life is shit, monster girls won't ever be real and there's no heaven or even hell to spice things a bit, but don't you go fucking suicidal on me because why the fuck not, man the fuck up if you are that sad or stop fishing for attention.

I swear I would bitchslap everyone of you, and that's because our reason to argue with each other can't do it for me, they would slap you thrice harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921076
That's nice too.

What species do you want her to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921087
S-Sorry anon. It's just a bit far to say monster girls will never be real. And VR is always a possibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921087
....That oughta do it.

Thanks very much, Ray

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920893
I guess I would be working on the other side of this business considering I was the only one with a form like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920946
>Mamono Hospital

I would watch this daytime medical drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921075
Ah damn, runty monoeyes, one of my many weaknesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920699

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921076
Momsters are too good for us
Can you imagine how hard it must be for them to restrain their rape urges after they tucked you in bed and kissed your forehead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921043
She'd probably get really flustered and shocked. Don't do that to the schedule dog because she'll be craving sex. That or if she actually does manage to fight through it, she's got the mummy curse primed and ready.

Just listen to her unless you want a cute schedule dog on all fours showing you her hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920699
Oops messed up posting. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921094
Might be, but I'm an ardent defender of the "don't expect shit, you won't get dissapointed and may even be surprised"

>>16921095
Anytime, stay strong faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921087
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920823
When VR becomes a thing, your skill will be highly valued anon. You will get paid by people to build up worlds that cant imagine shit beyond earth and real life scenarios with shit like "wow I got a promotion at job!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921114
>restrain their rape urges after they tucked you in bed and kissed your forehead
Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921117
Cutest girl. Good luck for the kikis finding a master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921114
What are the best momster stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921076
>literal mommyfucking
Disgusting
I will understand you fags. It's easily one of the most unappealing things to fap to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921131
They have to hold it in until it's the son himself shows arousal towards her
That's why some momsters try really hard to be lewd around their son

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921076
I would rather adopt a daughteru and raise her up to be my perfect waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921087
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921117
Every time I see this pic I feel a need to breed a Kikimora until she can barely do her chores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921138
It's weird, but the way I see it better fuck your pretend-mom than your actual daughteru. Sorry guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921145
I will if you promise to do so too, that way I won't have to hear your bitching and moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921144
Patrician taste
I wonder what mg Rin would be. Werecat? Though that's too obvious and boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921146
>pumping the Kiki full of so many daughterus she can't do chores with her baby bump in the way

Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921151
Sure, let's do it tomorrow, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921116
Just put her in a scenario she cant win:
> "How dense can you be dogo? Cant you see Im just provoking you into giving me some good 4 bitchslaps, toss me into bed and rape the crap out of me like the wild beast of the desert you are?"

Anubises taken by surprise likely lose their dominance and here you are channeling her arousal into a situation where she would have to be extremely dominant. So she would just shut down and get parlyzed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921153
Obvious and boring is fine as long as there is love. Also, I think daughteru dicking is bad and I was joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920797
>>16921129
Wouldn't that be a top tier job, to be a server admin

It could yield some funny situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921157
Whenever you want bitch, you better not be a wisp though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921153
Mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if monster girls were real there would still be men drinking themselves to sleep in a dark and lonely apartment while everyone around them falls in love. You can't have people be happy unless you have others be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921161
I imagine more that once the setting is created you just hand it over to the one who hired you and they take off from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921144
Strangely enough that would most likely be the best case scenario for monster girls orphans that they actively wish for

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921158
Some patrician tier taste there anon. Although I'd suggest flustering her with how much you want her to dominate you, then once she's fainted, carry her back to her bed and let her sleep. Once she wakes up and checks the schedule she'll see something planned later that day "Dominate the shit out of anon". She's going to make you realise that you have no choice with the schedule and you WILL obide by it. Even if she has to be "forceful".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921170
I've never believed that pseudo philosophical bullshit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921170
Thats a lie. MGE is explicitly designed to work that way where everyone can be happy,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921178
>Can't go outside without finding someone
>Can't stay inside without someone finding you
>Can't dream without someone finding you

Kind of paranoia inducing, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921180
Actually that makes me incredibly jealous that I don't live in that world.

I just want an MG to talk to me. Or just hold me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921174
> Stand up to her near my bedroom
> "Oh yeah? Im not gonna obey it, what are you going to do about it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921180
You forgot can't kill yourself because of elementals
But If you managed to do it then your soul could be caught by wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921075
>Monoeye tag is actually a thing now

whatatimetobealive.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921180
It is, but it's the best worst nightmare possible for a paranoid. Better than be constantly ambushed by ork kommandos with maid outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921153
She was a smart ass so loli hakutaku or tengu

[Anonymous No.]

I'm disappointed that this guys lolis don't have a big butt to go along with their wide hips. Their legs also resemble something you'd find on a Star Wars ayy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921187
Anons like you deserve a good and thorough domming. What do you want her to do to you? Just know that it involves a lot of the mummy curse.

She'll throw you on to the bed and take your sperm by force

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921202
Damn, that loli are really good, you can say that she is a natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921202
For me, it's all about the hips tummy and butt with lolis. And she fills two of those criteria , good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921147
>better fuck your pretend-mom than your actual daughteru
Pretend-daughteru is better than either of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921202
The hips are glorious and she's cute, so I'm content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921202
>>16921075
'Bout time. Cyclopsi need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

When will the MGE Cyclopsi get some love?

[Anonymous No.]

>onii-chan, come to bed~
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921204
I want her to place the mummy curse, then slap me accross the face which cause me to get a raging boner, drag me by force into bed and slash my mummy cursed body with her demon silver golden sword which will cause me to almost faint on the sheer pleasure alone, then ride me all the way into next day, my body is so horny due thr curse+sword wounds, that even the faintest movement of her vagins will make me cum inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921248
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921248
Kill your self my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921245
Never ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921252
Anon that's perfect, I want that so much.

Will you finally be ready to accept the schedule now? Or will it take a daily "reminding" to make sure you keep to the schedule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921248
WHAT IS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
GET THAT SHIT OF MY BOARD
have a (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921248
How about no, and how about fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921248
Guards! Send this man to the Hellhounds pit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921248
What the hell is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921076
I just weant a dragon momster to jerk me off, is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921265
A mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921248
Not even opening that picture, but what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921265
It's a Living Doll monstergirl obviously. Come on anon, don't be scared, hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921263
no Mg would love such a vile human beeing.
he shall be exiled to die alone and unloved forgotten about in month

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921245
When she builds a bridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921271
Looks like I have something in common with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921269
Are you particular about what kind of dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921248
I'm already in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921258
I think a reminder depending on how well I follow the schedule is in order.

When I begin failing, she will tease me with her sword, threatening me to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921278
I want an Otohime sugar momma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921228
Well you got me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921281
I like this sword inclusion into sex. She'd probably come up behind you when you're dozing off trying to study and poke then back of your neck with it. Reminding of you of what happens if you don't study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921278
I was thinking of a vanilla one but otohime is perfect too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921278
Sugar mommy is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921173
>single men have the easiest time adopting in MGC because of the orphans preferences

[Anonymous No.]

>>16917693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJD3RX0tz6Q

In case people never got this.

Alternatively if you never got the original it's Jojo reference to Roundabout followed by To Be Continued in the show.

Not that I would need to explain that on /jp/ of all places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921265
Just some old timey homemade doll probably passed down through generations
Really the lighting more than anything else is what makes it come off as scary

[Anonymous No.]

I want to break a masochist Lilim by treating her nicely and only giving her gentle equal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to keep your Vampire safe during the day. She's weaker than you during that time.

At night however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921409
I want to sleeping rape a Vampire during the day and not let her inside at night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921409
Avast! Barb Vampire on the starboard, fire the blood bait! Because she's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921419
That's one way to get a broken door and a bruised pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think MGE ink lamps work? Do you have to light them with fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921409
Barb should do a silver haired Vamp one day. His style is perfect for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921441
Tiny fire elemental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921470
What if you don't have one on you? Just a match will work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921441
Well, they light a black-colored flame, so presumably you can start them up the same as any other lamp. It just makes darkness instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921477
Why not just use a normal fucking lamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921545
Aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921497
I suspected the same thing. I was just wondering if you needed a special way to start them up, but apparently not.

>>16921545
Because what if you need to use a dark lamp? Say you're a thief and you needed to sneak into a house, you'd use a dark lamp so you can stay even more hidden in the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921554
>Say you're a thief
I'm not a nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921565
Fine, how about a Kunoichi who's on a mission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921565
That's why you use the dark lamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never lead a merry band of goblin thieves with your hobgob waifu

[Anonymous No.]

So which undead is best undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
>Accidentally posted the ant version.
Well, fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
I can't even pick, they're all so perfect.

Although I'd love to settle for a Lich and be her dumb test subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921578
Well I'm still brown so I guess I'd need one to be full Sam Fisher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
Ochi's getting pretty high up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
So many good choices but I'll go with Wight.

Vampire is a really close second though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
Better question is, why are the undead so good in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921655
I wish I had an answer for you. But I don't, they just are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921655
Because you (and everyone else) ignore the vast majority of their number and focus on the "elites."
Zombies, skeletons, ghosts? They make up probably 95% of the undead population, but nobody wants to touch them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921668
I want to tease Zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921668
>Zombies
>Ghosts
>nobody wants to touch them

Speak for yourself. I would love to have a zombie, mummy or ghost girlfriend who cuddles me all the time and loves me back. Or atleast just talks to me or holds me. Or acknowledges my existence

[Anonymous No.]

I have an interesting question, if an incubus cums inside a human girl, what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921698
She gets SUCCUBIZED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
Exotic Vampires from the far east!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921698
It's right in the world guide in the incubus section. She turns into a succubus. The very next sentence then says that there has never been a record of an incubus raping a human girl in the history of ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921698
I thought it would make them a succubus, but in looking it up I actually found this.
>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921668
Oddly enough, I'd be quite happy with a nice ghoul in my life.

That said, I've seen zero love for skeletons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921718
So I guess in the case of staying too much time in demon realms you just absorb normal demonic energy (succubus) and transform the girl into a succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918585
I don't think Soviet ATGMs can scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921733
ATGMs? Soviet?

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921728
Yep. But it's only really going to happen in the event that you two were already in some sort of relationship beforehand.
That in conjunction with the "green demon realms can incubize you and you won't even know it" thing could lead to some interesting surprises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
>>16921704
I want to join a Jiangshi cult.

Where we dedicate our lives to writing them fresh talismans on their head, along with giving them full-body, deep-tissue massages every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921748
Doesn't need to be in a relationship. The guy could incubize and get really horny, heading off to get a hooker or trying to get a girlfriend. After a few nights together the girl would show up with a very weird disease called mamono mana and then they start a normal relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921698
As a general rule the woman would turn into the same type of monster as the one that the incubus has had the most sex with (i.e. whatever type of mamono mana is dominant in his body). But given they never rape human women it presumably only happens if a human woman requests sex and the incubus' wife agrees to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921170
I'm pretty sure happiness isn't a zero sum game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921746
Fucking civilians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921767
That's where you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

A Genie has given you 3 whole wishes!

What do you wish for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
A lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
Can I just ignore them instead? Every single piece of media has mostly shown genies as assholes,no offense to this particular one.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.strawpoll.me/12826625

Need help on deciding something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
1: [/spoiler]My death[/spoiler]
2: No Will'o'Wisps
She can keep the third one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921789
But you ain't never had a friend like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
1. That this wish and all following wishes are granted based on my intention and not my specific wording.
2. A book in which anything I write is immediately reflected in reality.
3. The Genie's freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921590
Here's my toy MG, here's my real MG

[Anonymous No.]

> You are camping in a Zipangu plain that used to be an ancient battlefield when you see an Ochimushabs wandering, for a few seconds, before she finally notice you and begin to approach you.
> Toned body, delicious lickable abs, but you notice something wierd, she has her eyes covered.
> She stops on her tracks and says "Are you a male?"
> You respond affirnatively
> "Are you single?"
> Affirmative
> "When I fell in battle I was blinded. I need the love of a lord to heal my eyes. If you become my lord, I shall forever protect you with my sword."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921795
In that case,
The world's biggest sandwich
A larger well of self-willpower
And a Waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921801
>Ochimusha joins your party!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
1. Her tits against my face
2. Her hips in my hands
3. Her ass slamming against my crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
Waifu
Fast fertilization for her
Some cool spells

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921797
look at this fuckin guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>writing
>stop and ask myself why I'm even doing it anymore

Bummer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921818
That would just make him maxwell, wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921821
Well why do you ask yourself that? I'm currently writing and I don't stop to think that, I just keep happy because writing makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921797
At least you have the decency to free the genie after that bamboozle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921813
Oh my.

Anon has a craving for blue, magical Genie booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921821
Well anon, what's the answer? There's got to be an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921826
>>16921834
Because my waifu will never be real and it's actually starting to physically aggravate me to the point of internally screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921840
>writing about your own waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921845
I haven't written any stories about her or her species yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921845
Writting about my own would feel really weird, but at the same time nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921845
Wait is something wrong with that? Don't you want to show others how best your waifu is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921850
I'm not him, but I feel you anon. It got really hard to write about other girls when I found my waifu.

>>16921851
As someone who has written about my waifu before, it is very weird. Not for me by any means, but that doesn't mean it couldn't work for others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
I'm going to roll my eyes and start to walk away.

Then she'll cut me off by teleporting in front of me, then start singing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grVzHu-_LcU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
Nice get by the way fampai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921862
Mother fucker has his priorities straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
Eh, I don't really need anything right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16920779
The nice Yeti brought some hot cocoa to relive your stress and prep you for snuggle time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921878
How thoughtful of her, what a kind Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921777
Love me, marry me, and bear my children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921878
Is... is this like her bringing booze with plans for a date rape?
Yetis might be scary, man. They got that blue-orange morality thing going on. It's Shog tier of incomprehensible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921821
Fuck off Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921886
>is this like her bringing booze with plans for a date rape?
Of course, why do you think Yetis wear little barrels of brandy around their neck when they save people lost in the snow?

[Anonymous No.]

Are Himedere Ochi's a possibility?

If not I'll go for Kuu Ochi's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921884
Time to go shopping for your daughter's first lamps then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921858
If I were to write a story about her it would probably contain some lewds, me and daughteru which is why it would make it weird.

[Anonymous No.]

DL's idea of love feels superficial.
>Just fuck lol
>Make it a marriage ritual too who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921918
Well she is a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921918
Fucking and being the biggest horndog possible are literally considered the highest virtues of monster civilization. I don't know what you expect.

The love part is they care about pleasing you most of all, not themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918196
Hello KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921918
Actually she seems to be more "romantic" than a lot of her subjects. Note some things we know about her:

1. She actually prefers monogamy to harems.
2. She is fiercely protective, having decimated the tentacle plants when they scratched her husband when they were going for a romantic walk soon after their marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921922
>>16921930
You know when you spend too much time thinking about something, you go back to square one and start questioning the fundamentals? I guess it's probably a symptom of insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921932
I actually don't think it's him.

Unless it is then I'm very curious to what those requests and commissions are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921932
Oh fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921899
I wonder if choosing the vessel would be a big thing for genie mothers. I can just imagine one fussing over whether to go with the classic lamp, a bottle or a ring. What kind of style it should have, what kind of material it should be made of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921918
This may come as a shock to you, but she and all impacted by her ascension are based on a different set of morals and principles than humans, especially in regards to sexual acts and their purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921918
Still lightyears superior 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921932
Do you actually know that? It shouldn't matter if it is or not anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921941
You know for a fact that if they didn't hurt him she wouldn't have minded be gangbanged by plant penises. Monsters are whores that only care about men for food and to get stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921956
So you're trying to say my MG wife thinks differently about sex than to how I see it? Wtf I hate monster girls now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921966
I could argue a lot of your points, but you also fundamentally misunderstand what tentacle plants do to married monsters in this setting.

>Also, the tentacles are aware that by receiving mana from a human man, monsters will producer higher quality mamono mana and release even more of it during sex. For that reason, if a monster has brought a man along with her, they will not touch her vagina, instead preparing her by melting her body and mind through fondling with tentacles and aphrodisiac mucous, binding her four limbs, and using the tentacles coiled around her thighs to face her towards the man with her legs spread and vagina exposed to urge him to penetrate her.

>When the monster and the man begin copulating, in addition to fondling and aphrodisiac mucous, the tentacles will focus on supporting sex by doing things such as seizing the hips of both the man and the woman, and sending them forcibly crashing together violently. They have them release a huge amount of mamono mana by having intense sex like that, and they aim to make repeat visitors of them by having them enjoy sex in the tentacle forest.

In other words they don't "gangbang," they just support the couple having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16918196
And now I'm wondering who this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921982
That sounds pretty hot. But doesn't this imply that the rougher sex you have, the more Mamono mana is released?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921946
>>16921965
>>>/aco/1345839
And the two above. It's his for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921982
It's still trash and the DL is a bitch for not finishing the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921999
Are those fucking diapers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921995
More or less, the stronger the orgasm the more energy is released. And by hentai logic its usually rougher sex that produces stronger orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921999
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16921999
Holy shit, leave the poor faggot alone. He's been considerate enough to keep that out of here. You should be too.

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>>16921999
Fuck who cares

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>>16921999
That's not him, look at the file names. KDF would have the originals.

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>>16921999
He posted it on another board, that's none of our business. Fuck off.
He's a fucking degenerate though.

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>>16921999
Fuck off and leave him alone

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>>16922000
So you're racist against tentacles? Some of the tentacle brains come to desire human love so much they outright turn into monsters, and other ones can be kept as docile and intelligent pets.

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>>16922001
Don't act surprised. Everyone knows that's one of his fetishes. He's said so more than once.

This mostly >>16922022

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>>16922019
Not him but that's definitely one of his commissions. It has KDF on the collar tags.

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>>16922026
All of them should burn, they're worse than Chaos girls.

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>hunting people outside of the threads
Each passing day this place is less and less /mgt/.

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>>16922034
They just want to love you anon.

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>>16922026
>Making a sapient being into a pet
Fuck off with this shit.

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>>16921777
Give her the ability to lactate like a Holstaur so she can feed our future daughterus on top of cutting down on dairy costs.
Marry her thicc blue ass.
Ask her to sit on my face.

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>>16922040
They can find love in hellfire.

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>>16922034
you need a mindflayer

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>>16922006
So cuddle, gentle sex fags btfo?

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>>16921999
Wow.

Both of you are huge faggots.

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>>16921982
Those tentacles sounds like bros, would let them touch my wife.

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>>16922060
>>16922006
And why is mamonomana release important...?

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>>16922056
You can take your Mindflayers and keep them because I would never want one.

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>>16922077
Pleasure.

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>>16922056
I'd donate some mindflayers for people with problems.

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>>16921999
The one with just his daughteru is cute.

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>>16922085
This setting's getting too meta. I'm too tired for this shit.

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>>16921999
Anything pertinent to KDF should fuck off forever.

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>>16922100
Well indulging in pleasure is what this fantasy is all about

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>>16922026
What would a pet one do? Just sit there?

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>>16922109
This explains why porn settings suck shit. It all leads to fucking anyway, why even have it?

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>>16921999
>keeps that stuff away from the thread
>you still hunt it down

He may be a degenerate, but you can genuinely consider suicide you massive fucking faggot.

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>>16922120
Fucking is a part of life, fucker.

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>>16922105
>Hakutaku maid never.

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>>16922120
Nobody is forcing you to read it.

We all like it for our own reasons, but indulging in pleasure is the main canon piece of the fantasy. There is canonically a "point" to it, but at it's bare bones it really is just wanting to make everyone in the land happy, making all problems disappear and having a pleasure filled life.

Who the fuck doesn't want that?

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>>16922120
It's about having a family anon.

Something most of us will never have.

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>>16921999
The sheer effort that must have gone into finding out who this is from such an innocuous and anonymous post is truly astounding.

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>>16922139
It really is weaponised autism.

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>>16922126
Is that fox with a doll?
Is she a doll herself?
Why is the glass broken?

This picture demands an explanation.

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>>16922120
Well, there's a reason most writefags toss mamanobama right out the fucking window. Honestly, we could use some more of that in the thread itself, just situations and hypotheticals about monstergirls without being placed in KC land.

Just need to start them with the groundwork that it's not MGE so nobody gets their feathers ruffled.

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>>16922145
I thinks that's a Mary-esque statue.

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>>16921999
Ah fuck, KDF is full of surprises.

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>>16922162
When thinking about waifu and some other girls on my mind the only thing that is left from mamono mana is the lifespam thing and that it makes all sexual acts really good, such as biting and heavy scratching.

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>>16922135
>Nobody is forcing you to read it.
Hard to ignore it when people force it here when someone has a different headcanon.

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>>16922162
Taking MGE girls and putting them in none MGE stuff? Eeehhhh I'm a bit skeptical, I mean the girls were actually BUILT into the canon and setting. It's pretty much how they exist and how they can function. And I mean I don't disregard Mamono mana as existing, realistically I've never found a situation where I wouldn't want to use it or I felt it was "boring".

But I must say I always love a hypothetical situation, so yeah, it would be nice to see a little variation.

>>16922172
Basically this.

I do heavy biting and scratching with my waifu, and Mamono mana makes that fantasy possible.

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>>16922143
Not him but /aco/ is a pretty slow board. Wouldn't take too long to dig through for monstergirl material. And knowing there's only a handful of major commission fags and of those even less that would do stuff they couldn't post here, the sort of thing he'd look for narrows down considerably.

Still, dumb to even tell somebody you do something though and expect it not to get dug up. This thread is worse than five year old girls when it comes to playing "I got a secret."

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>>16922182
You're surprised when you come to a monster girl thread where people are talking about the canon of MGE and you try to shoe horn in your headcanon and then somebody judges you for it? Really?

Look I'm fine with talking about headcanon or any sort of monster girls for that fact. But you can't just act like when you come to these threads your head canon won't be judged.

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>>16922183
>Eeehhhh I'm a bit skeptical

That's literally how the threads were for years. All the modern setting stuff like MGC never had demonic energy.

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>>16922183
>>>16922162
>Taking MGE girls and putting them in none MGE stuff?
Yes. Headcanon > canon. Pick what you like, discard what you don't.

And more importantly, don't police others.

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>>16922184
True that is annoying. But it just doesn't seem fair to be an ass like that.

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>>16922183
Just have the girls continue to be lewd and focused on sex and it's all good. Now you can live a normal life, but with monster girls instead!

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>>16922193
If you don't want people to have an opinion on your headcanon, don't make it public information.

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>>16922189
>you try to shoe horn in your headcanon
I have a headcanon but I don't force it on anyone. Just expressing my opinion on the setting.

Stop assuming things I haven't said.

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>>16922195
Don't "Teehee" guessing game the thread. It's one of the oldest rules in the book. You'd figure KDF would have learned that after having it bite him like three times already.

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>>16922209
>don't talk about your fantasies in a monstergirl thread

This isn't MGE general.

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>>16922191
Ok, I'm just saying that it's not a good thing to completely disregard the MGE setting. Like I said hypothetical situations are fine.

Oh god I don't want to get into this, I really don't want to argue

>>16922193
I'll admit I do that. I try my best to stay as close to canon as I can but there's just some bits I do pick out. Then again it's not like I pick out the whole setting or anything. Just a few parts about the "sex before husbando" parts and that's really only for waifu business.

>>16922202
Eh, I guess your right. I dunno anon, I really don't want to get into this.

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>>16922202
Now why would any MG be interested in John Anonymous?

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>>16922221
You know anon, you don't need to remove that. It's your waifu, if she was a virgin when you met her then that's what happened.

>>16922224
Because that is her taste.

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>>16922220
Where did I say "don't talk about it ever?"
If you want to post your fantasy and receive nothing but buttpats, this is not the place.

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>>16922221
Look man, all you need to keep in mind is this is the monstergirl thread, not the MGE thread. Seems like people forgetting that just pigeon holes us more and more lately for no good reason. I had to find out from fucking /a/ of all people that a new monster musume OVA came out the other day. This place became super popular because you didn't have to go anywhere else for mg news. MGE was what we used to shoot the shit about in the downtimes between other stuff coming out, not the whole thing.

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>>16922234
Telling someone they can't do X or Y because muh canon isn't just giving opinion.

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>>16921953
Only the finest lamps for my daughters.

It's got to be enticing so that the cute boy they like at their school goes to rub it.

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>>16922220
>>16922244
>This isn't MGE general.
Even though it's what's discussed most often, much to the disdain of a select few autists?

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>>16922245
Good thing that's not what I was talking about.

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>>16922244
Oh no, you had to go to the anime board to learn about anime. Oh the horror. The tragedy.

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>>16922244
Yeah yeah man, I just really don't want to get into this. It's best I let the thread sort itself out and not try to give my stupid two cents on it.

I just want to talk about monster girls.

>>16922231
That's true, I dunno, I just feel guilty not keeping to the canon. And I know that sounds autistic

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>>16922249
Still aint mMGE general.

Whats more some people slap MGE profile personalities into non-MGE designs, either because they can't think up one for themselves or are too scared to try.

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>>16922249
People don't care that's it's the most discussed thing. They care when it's the only thing.

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>>16922264
>Whats more some people slap MGE profile personalities into non-MGE designs
Cite an example.

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>>16922259
I myself prefer to stick to the canon for a few reasons, mainly that most of the stipulations are there for a reason and I prefer the MGE species staying unique from each other.

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>>16922268
Exactly, and that's why I try to stick to it. That and, I really like the fantasy where I have placed myself into it, it's really comfy.

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>>16922259
If you want to go with canon you have to settle with the fantasy setting and if you just wanted to be happy with your waifu then I don't see why you would need to change things.

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Everybody quit arguing and get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16922267
Stick around and you'll see.

We had some people try to meme Tio into a pelvis breaking dom the other day even though she's more delicate than a Kikimora.

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>>16922286
You mean argue some more?

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>>16922286
Hey, I already put that holst milk yogurt in the Valkryrie's lunch, all I have to do is wait now.

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Dairy fox, hot offa presses.
https://i.imgur.com/9qiDgDr.jpg

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>>16922286
Like I'm going to listen to some old hag cow.