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Anonymous Sun Apr 16 02:47:04 2017 No.16869967 [Reply] [Original]

How to get Seija to be my girlfriend?
She always dislike everything I do but I really love her. 2hus are hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 04:38:52 2017 No.16870157 File: 35 KB, 480x619, 8dc9e09cf1d4adf4e8f0a8e24c7b6969_480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16869967 Tell her the Strong should fear the Weak.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 10:44:01 2017 No.16871065 >>16869967 2hus are not real,anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 16:02:17 2017 No.16872342 File: 259 KB, 1280x1226, Showing love for Seija.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16869967 To show love to the Seija, apply your fist to her face repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:07:10 2017 No.16874275 File: 359 KB, 476x514, 1491125345259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16872342 OP said Seija,not Tenko

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:11:05 2017 No.16874292 >>16869967 Stop calling Seija a girl, maybe then he'll like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:21:28 2017 No.16874800 >>16872342 Yeah! It really worked with my gf! Womans deserve violence!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 00:58:09 2017 No.16879124 >>16869967 You can't. She hates people who like her. Alhough she can be your kismesis, given that you'll be able to bring yourself to hate her. But they say that love and hate are not unlike each other, so DO IT FOR HER.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 05:23:07 2017 No.16879644 Seija is a slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 05:35:41 2017 No.16879663 I think Seija is very pretty and cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 05:44:46 2017 No.16879680 Steal her horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 05:45:52 2017 No.16879684 File: 594 KB, 1045x1500, 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16874292

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 05:54:22 2017 No.16879696 >>16874292 >>16879684 Homosexuality is degenerate. Futa is ok though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 06:04:38 2017 No.16879717 >>16879696 >Homosexuality is degenerate. Leave

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 07:21:27 2017 No.16879879 File: 2.39 MB, 1500x1180, Lord2hu_01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16879717 >Homofaggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 07:26:04 2017 No.16879897 >>16879684 Where can I enjoy this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 16:35:20 2017 No.16881995 >>16869967 How do i get my girlfriend to love me. She broke up with me and I have been in the depths of despair since

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:58:28 2017 No.16882545 >>16869967 Bump so someone may find a clever way to befriend Seija. >>16881995 There are a lot of fish in the ocean, Anon. Stay strong, maybe she wasn't for you, maybe she was. But it's over now and you must accept it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 21:51:09 2017 No.16883385 File: 126 KB, 960x775, 143331055662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16881995 Love is shit,my friend

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 22:18:55 2017 No.16883525
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>>16882545
>Everyone who knows that you're an amanojaku expects you to be a contrarian! Rebel against thier expectations! Don't be one!
It wouldn't work, because Seija won't be able to rebel against anything else while she is rebelling against rebellions. However, she will do it occasionally in order to be less predictable because she'll be better in frustrating people this way.
Example: Seija gives you a chocolate box.
You will think that chocolate is poisoned and throw the box away. You are not very frustrated.
Seija tries to be unpredictable and makes it known.
She gives you a chocolate box, again.
It is likely that something is wrong with the chocolate, but you can't be sure. You don't want to throw away a box of your favorite chocolate Seija might give you, but you also don't want to eat poisoned chocolate. You don't know what to do and frustrated because of this. In the end, you'll decide to throw it away, but the thought that maybe you threw away your favorite chocolate will frustrate you a little more.
Now, time which you will spend with Seija might occasionally be actually enjoyable.
However, the result of all your time spent with Seija can't be a net gain. If you will accept her as she is and will think that this occasional time when Seija is nice is worth every other time when she is not, Seija will stop being nice at all towards you.
Therefore this is of no use. Crap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 23:59:44 2017 No.16883945 >>16883525 Why is so fucking long!?

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 02:55:11 2017 No.16884406
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>>16883945
Psychology of homo praepostero (colloquially reffered to as "amanojaku") is a complicated topic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 02:56:20 2017 No.16884408 >>16883525 Make her your sex friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 02:59:53 2017 No.16884417 fucking loser

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 04:49:32 2017 No.16884598 >>16883525 So how hard would I have to rape Seija for her to thate it? Really slow, gentle and soft thusting with lots of kissing, caressing and whispering proclamations of love into her ear?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 03:58:58 2017 No.16896293 >>16884598 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:05:56 2017 No.16896314 >>16879684 NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:13:53 2017 No.16896329 Finally, a girl I can torture and she won't hate me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:15:38 2017 No.16896333 File: 358 KB, 1200x1061, 1488579572220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16896329 Thats not how Seija works

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 05:01:58 2017 No.16896452 File: 95 KB, 500x500, 1451663267449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16896329

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 06:00:28 2017 No.16896591 >>16883525 This barely makes sense

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 07:11:30 2017 No.16896775 >>16869967 You need to hate her but give her attention at any moment. You need to form a grudge against her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 13:19:23 2017 No.16898224 >>16896452 delete this

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 07:14:58 2017 No.16902324 >>16896452 you still haven't deleted this please delete this

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 07:18:29 2017 No.16902334 File: 23 KB, 300x250, superthumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16898224 >>16902324

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