Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:37:26 2017 No.16792160 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:38:02 2017 No.16792162 Teaching Wendigos. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:38:04 2017 No.16792163 File: 502 KB, 1050x1050, 1484131203851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you cold?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:38:31 2017 No.16792165 Kobolds love being petted, I want to pet a Kobold!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:39:04 2017 No.16792168 >>16792146 Yes. Also an aside to that other Anon. >Normal sized shortstack Dwarves >Not superior to toddlercon in every way

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:41:09 2017 No.16792174 I'm a slut for Queens with huge ovipositors and you can't stop me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:41:11 2017 No.16792175 >>16792147 Those Wendigos have bad parents.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:42:33 2017 No.16792180 File: 197 KB, 777x1087, 02adfef92a51de2428e6a6070e7d1174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you take any safety measures when your waifu looks dire/desperate for snu snu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:43:00 2017 No.16792183 File: 159 KB, 960x540, matango5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hotdog a matango.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:43:26 2017 No.16792188 >>16792180 I'd tie her up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:43:27 2017 No.16792189 File: 611 KB, 1483x881, 1480652125494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792175 White Horns make good mothers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:43:59 2017 No.16792190 >>16792183 But if you do that, your body will slow merge with hers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:44:07 2017 No.16792193 File: 266 KB, 858x800, Terrible Person.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "When I play Overwatch, I go has widowmaker or Hanzo despite it being on attack or when there is already two snipers on the team!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:44:11 2017 No.16792195 >>16792180 No, if anything I'd start teasing her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:44:47 2017 No.16792198 >>16792193 Now I know that's a lie, because Yetis exclusively play Mei

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:45:10 2017 No.16792200 >>16792189 Damn those White Horns for being so cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:45:41 2017 No.16792205 >>16792193 >Trying to give Yetis a bad reputation Never have I seen a man have the audacity to spout such preposterous slander.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:46:27 2017 No.16792206 >>16792190 No it won't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:46:32 2017 No.16792207 >>16792180 Flaunt my stuff, smack her ass, tell her if she wants this dick she better come get it. Maybe keep an emergency raging shroom in the side drawer just in case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:46:52 2017 No.16792209 >>16792175 And that's why I would take them as my pack and raise those little kids to be snow hunters. No one would be able to stop them and soon enough they would be married.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:47:21 2017 No.16792211 >>16792193 Sorry. I can't relate to this. I only play children's cardboard games like battleship, rock paper scissors, or throwing rocks at cars from the top of a hill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:48:06 2017 No.16792213 File: 1.24 MB, 1200x1600, e1d5fb12c742e2742c3686cd1b95ef0a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FAT OTTER ARSE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:49:09 2017 No.16792217 >>16792193 >Redditwatch Who cares?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:49:11 2017 No.16792218 File: 42 KB, 430x422, IMG_20170330_214825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never ask a demon for advice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:49:35 2017 No.16792220 File: 329 KB, 700x763, 1489440980381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792213 You are like a little baby Watch this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:51:19 2017 No.16792225 >>16792180 i boop her on the nose and then start running

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:52:13 2017 No.16792227 >>16792189 I want to see that little wendi napping on the back of that white horn as she trudges through the snow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:52:26 2017 No.16792229 File: 109 KB, 320x283, 1488001053752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792220 Okay little penglet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:53:56 2017 No.16792233 >>16792220 I would still rather install.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:54:02 2017 No.16792234 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to prepare yourself when coming home for the daughteru onslaught. They will pillage you of hugs with their fearsome cry of 'daddy'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:54:03 2017 No.16792235 >>16792206 But that's what Matangos do. You won't be able to escape after hotdogging her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:54:04 2017 No.16792236 >>16792218 I'm going to tickle "her" until she pees her pants! I'll do it right where everybody can see!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:56:10 2017 No.16792242 File: 489 KB, 1015x1312, matango3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792235 Lies and slander.

>>	Suicidal-kun Thu Mar 30 22:57:03 2017 No.16792245 File: 266 KB, 700x900, 1462779224369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would your Meido react to finding you asleep and tightly clutching an empty pill bottle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:57:58 2017 No.16792249 >>16792207 Do it without a mushroom close if you are a man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:58:00 2017 No.16792250 >>16792245 Silly mastah, those pills were part of Shoggy all along!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:58:36 2017 No.16792251 >>16792245 Why would I be holding an empty pill bottle?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:59:04 2017 No.16792252
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>"Howdy-ho, mastah!"
>"Heya, mastah!"
>"Whats cookin, good lookin mastah?"
>"Rise and shine, breakfast time mastah!"
>"Yo, mastah!"
She says all these in quick succession out of nowhere while you're just reading in the living room, with fitting, overly hammy expressions, then returns to her normal posture and eerie smile and resumes just staring at you from the corner of the room, offering no explanation.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:00:15 2017 No.16792253

>>16792234
I hope their unstoppable force is ready to meet my immovable object of hugs!
Even the Wurm won't be able to topple me!

>>16792245
She'd make you throw the pills up, purge what's in your system with her demonic energy and tightly hug you while crying and telling you to never scare her like that again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:01:44 2017 No.16792259 File: 352 KB, 547x700, roomba-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792252 This isn't my maid. What happened to my maid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:02:01 2017 No.16792260 >>16792252 So are you implying that she's actually five Shoggoth sisters pretending to be one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:02:50 2017 No.16792261 >>16792253 Oh? Will you be the wurm master? Walking in on your waifu while wrapped in giggling daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:03:50 2017 No.16792264 >>16792245 >Suicidal-kun ...?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:05:38 2017 No.16792270

>>16792234
>Open the door
>"Welcome home, Father!"
>Huge mindflayer with stonking great tits and an ass that puts a cheshire to shame says before giving a dignified giggle
>She then explodes into a shitload of small little flayers with a pop and I'm pushed out of the house by the flayexplosion

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:06:17 2017 No.16792273 I'm gonna go to london, and find the entrance to wonderland!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:06:33 2017 No.16792274 What happens if you have two daughterus, but only dick one while the other is shunned from the situation entirely, but knows that it's going on? Does she get rebellious to piss off dad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:07:08 2017 No.16792277 >>16792274 She finds a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:08:42 2017 No.16792278 >>16792274 You cause irrevocable lifelong psychological trauma in both of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:08:51 2017 No.16792281 >>16792259 >Choosing shit tier maid over based shog. https://youtu.be/hX_Idw__fTY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:09:18 2017 No.16792284 Do vampire daugherus only feed off their "destined mate" or i will become a bloodbag dad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:10:26 2017 No.16792289 >>16792245 Beating you up for cheating on her with an inanimate object.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:10:29 2017 No.16792290 >>16792273 Why wonderland? Why not got to japan and find zipangu? or the other far east to find the mist continent? Or even dig around in egypt for a unexplored tomb?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:10:52 2017 No.16792291 >>16792277 >>16792278 Good answers, you're good people.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:11:04 2017 No.16792293
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>>16792260
>The Shoggoth vibrates softly and waves with a warm smile, and keeps waving
>You wave back, at which she looks startled and even a little perturbed as she turns her head away quickly
>...Then just as quickly turns it back, her expression wild eyed and crazy, her fingers clasping at her face as she breathes heavily
>...Before suddenly gaining a blank expression and hunching over slightly, staring with nary an expression at all
>And then finally leaping her mass up in the air, pumping a fist with a little 'tekeli-li!' of glee, before settling back down and returning to her standard state as before
>Normal posture, eerie smile, staring at you from the corner of the room offering no explanation

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:12:50 2017 No.16792299 File: 98 KB, 800x600, 1397224973427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hail 2 You!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:13:08 2017 No.16792301 >>16792264 Did he dided?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:13:16 2017 No.16792302 >>16792293 that means....you need to pound her like how you would pound five shoggies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:13:47 2017 No.16792304 >>16792281 >implying I have a dog

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:14:01 2017 No.16792305 >>16792293 Dere-Tsun-Yan-Kuu-Genki!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:14:14 2017 No.16792308 >>16792299 I wish you'd go jump off a cliff somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:15:01 2017 No.16792310 >>16792305 So that's why her name is Dtykg. >>16792308 That's a genie though, they can fly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:15:37 2017 No.16792314 >>16792310 Damn! I forgot! Good thing I still have two more wishes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:17:08 2017 No.16792319 >>16792299 I got a joke for ya. What's the difference between a genie and a researcher? One grants wishes, while the other wishes for grants.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:18:35 2017 No.16792325

>>16792302
>>16792305
>>16792310
>The lights turn off
>Your vision is filled with five sets of yellow unblinking eyes, faintly illuminating five unsettling smiles underneath them
>The lights turn on...
>...Revealing your five, or perhaps one, Shog maid(s) gently hugging you and giggling, each mouth speaking one word at a time: "Sorry- for- teasing- you- mastah. Would- you- like- a- bath?"

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:19:39 2017 No.16792328

>>16792290
Brits are brought up to not make a fuss (stiff upper lip). even if something is going and they know it, they wont complain.

So if monster activity is in London and alice in wonderland is a brtitsh story, it will be easier to find than the others.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:21:07 2017 No.16792332 >>16792325 Creepy, but in a cute way. Only if SHE'S the bath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:23:29 2017 No.16792338 File: 327 KB, 675x1100, Umi_Osho_l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Turtle flipping should be a sport.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:25:00 2017 No.16792346 >>16792319 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:25:14 2017 No.16792347 >>16792338 But what if a turtle flipped you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:25:40 2017 No.16792348 >>16792328 If that's the case, then where would the elves be? Or the Wurms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:25:57 2017 No.16792349 >>16792338 And Turtle stacking should be a science.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:26:11 2017 No.16792351 >>16792347 She'd need three siblings and a Hinezumi martial-arts teacher to pull a stunt like that off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:27:14 2017 No.16792356 >>16792348 >where would the elves be Elfgolia, where every house has several highly specialized house-elf types.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:27:49 2017 No.16792358 >>16792349 >All those horny, panting turtles being treated like objects Whew

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:31:16 2017 No.16792368 >>16792348 Elf would be in the forests around the world and have bullshit magical goverments British elves argue with american elves, spanish elves like dancing and spicy food and so on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:32:43 2017 No.16792373 >>16792319 Ha ha, ha ha, fucking anti science piece of shit birds what the fuck is wrong with these delusional fucks with more money than sense I swear it's almost like people hate science and want it gone

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:33:08 2017 No.16792374 >>16792348 Wurms are under you, digging carefully around the plumbing to one day break through the floor and claim thier man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:35:24 2017 No.16792378 >>16792374 >Wurms >Careful

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:36:29 2017 No.16792379 >>16792328 Are you Implying that the British are hiding wonderland?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:40:42 2017 No.16792391 >>16792378 They can be very sneaky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:43:32 2017 No.16792396 I want my Demon to casually walk up and naked boobhat me, tipsy off the glass of wine in her hand and looking to get sloppy in the hot tub

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:46:58 2017 No.16792402 >>16792396 Yeah well, I want to fist the hell portals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:48:08 2017 No.16792403 >>16792338 Wait...Umi Osho isnt a loli? Dear god, this changes everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:48:09 2017 No.16792404 >>16792402 Oho, kinky!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:49:36 2017 No.16792407 >>16792402 Would the third degree burns be worth it, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:53:13 2017 No.16792416 File: 807 KB, 636x900, 1484608501511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792402 Wait, so is Baroness Demonfag's waifu a Pit Lady/Diablo Demon or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:55:10 2017 No.16792421 >>16792416 I was the post above the one you replied to, mane. She's just a normal, albeit very tall, MGE Demon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:56:07 2017 No.16792423 File: 70 KB, 450x720, C6m9ijeVsAAlbMq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792396 I favor the shirt-capture technique.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:58:50 2017 No.16792427 File: 202 KB, 479x705, i want my waifu to do this to me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792423 its a really effective technique works nerarly everytime

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:59:57 2017 No.16792429

>>16792423
>She's wearing nothing but a baggy sweatshirt and some panties
>pulls it up over your head and stuffs you against her warm, lightly sweaty sweaterpuppies
>lays down on the couch with you atop her gently rubbing your back
Man was not made to withstand such pleasures, tis true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:59:58 2017 No.16792430 File: 75 KB, 500x500, 1490932798294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is your ANCIENT EVIL for tonight

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:03:09 2017 No.16792437 >>16792430 Not ancient or evil enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:06:01 2017 No.16792446 Is there any un/official artwork of the Demon Lord and other divine beings? Or is it more of an "its up to you to on what they all look like" kind of thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:06:26 2017 No.16792451 >>16792430 For some reason, I was expecting great flaming eyebrows

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:07:58 2017 No.16792460 >>16792446 KC said he would like to draw them some day but he's in no rush (and this was some time ago) To my knowledge no one has though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:09:11 2017 No.16792462 >>16792430 Those hips aren't thicc enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:15:01 2017 No.16792474 >A Kikimora with a big, wobbly butt will never sit on your lap and slowly grind her hips around while pretending she's not doing anything lewd

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:16:58 2017 No.16792480 >>16792474 Am i allowed to pin that kiki in the couch and constantly mate press her as a punishment for tempting mastah?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:17:38 2017 No.16792483 >>16792474 Hnnng >Looks over her shoulder as she bounces it once or twice asking if something's the matter with mastah My dick is diamonds

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:20:02 2017 No.16792485 >>16792416 >Baroness Demonfag I do have a proper name you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:20:13 2017 No.16792486 Progress for >>16790796 http://imgur.com/a/V2RoH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:22:02 2017 No.16792491 >>16792485 ...You're not me? I was under the impression I was referred to as Baroness Demonfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:23:48 2017 No.16792494 >>16792485 I believe there's some confusion between some people as to one of the Demonfags and a greentext that Shoggocks supposedly wrote at one point, of which don't have any relation to one another

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:27:23 2017 No.16792503 >>16792486 >Cu Sith I'll pay you $100 to fuck off.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:29:08 2017 No.16792506
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>>16792491
Anon I'm pretty sure I'd know if I were you. I was just making an off-handed snark about what I want to do to my own Demon which people have somehow extrapolated into this silliness.

>and a greentext that Shoggocks supposedly wrote at one point
Hot garbage, then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:29:11 2017 No.16792507 >Frazzled Anubis accountant assigned to do an audit of Wonderland LLC!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:29:35 2017 No.16792510 >>16792485 >>16792491 Oh boy, some highlander shit about to go down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:31:38 2017 No.16792514 >>16792486 >Cu Sith Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:32:16 2017 No.16792516 >>16792486 >Cu Sith Please never post the finished product.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:32:31 2017 No.16792518 File: 334 KB, 494x370, 1490934751396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792430 This is the only ancient evil for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:32:50 2017 No.16792520 Friendly reminder that cereal with cum is better than cereal with milk for daughterus. Cum: part of a balanced breakfast!

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:34:21 2017 No.16792523
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>>16792506
Ah, the rigors of pseudoanonymity then. Sorry, I'm skittish after Tuesday when some people were accusing me of false flagging or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:37:42 2017 No.16792527 >>16792506 Yeah, I figured most people had forgotten about it by now, but between the two regular Demonfags people kinda tossed out identifiers for each of them and landed on 'baroness' for the tall one

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:41:27 2017 No.16792538

>>16792416
When I conceptualized the Pit Lady it was basically Exaxuer's Diablo, yes. With a dash of Tim Curry's Darkness for that voice like dark oiled leather. No, it's not getting written, no matter how many times people try to bait the response of getting gud. It was a one-time silly idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:41:47 2017 No.16792539 >>16792523 People were using the term 4d chess, it was clearly a joke you dumb blueberry lover.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:45:11 2017 No.16792543 Any MG artists open to commissions besides the Loen? He seems to have his plate full.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:46:04 2017 No.16792544 >>16792539 Man, after a 12 hour day of dealing with people with actual autism its hard to adjust out of it and see the forest for the trees. But yeah I was overreacting well and cunty enough I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:48:00 2017 No.16792547 >>16792544 I guess that happens when your waifu a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:48:50 2017 No.16792550 >>16792543 Most artists will draw monstergirls anon, you just have to look around. Since monstergirls are in-between human and furry you'll get plenty of artists willing to draw them from both sides.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:48:59 2017 No.16792551 >>16792547 Yeah, yeah yer mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:50:27 2017 No.16792556 >>16792544 Any progress on those recolors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:51:26 2017 No.16792559 >>16792446 Closest thing would be the Dragon Queen KC drew for William's Dragonia Gaiden Book last summer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:52:49 2017 No.16792565 File: 963 KB, 2512x1956, Mecha Musume Kimaris Trooper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792506 >Belial Y'know what we need more of? Ars Goetia Demon Automatons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:57:01 2017 No.16792572 >>16792556 None yet, but my weekend is 100% open so I should be able to get at least that Baph done and give a try and the albino Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:00:49 2017 No.16792579 File: 693 KB, 1142x1560, tumblr_onnjtjhQMg1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone seen this yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:02:12 2017 No.16792582 >>16792579 Yeah, it's well drawn, not really into pettanko though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:04:12 2017 No.16792584 >>16792579 Urge to lick rising.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:04:48 2017 No.16792586 >>16792579 >wide-hipped loli Apsaras >that belly definition Nav has progressed very far in the span of 4-5 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:05:50 2017 No.16792588 >>16792565 I wholeheartedly agree. I want to see an Automaton toting around one of those heavy duty impact weapons from IBO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:08:11 2017 No.16792594 >>16792579 This... is beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:08:59 2017 No.16792596 >>16792579 Nav, wherever you are, pls give commissions pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:16:48 2017 No.16792603 >>16792579 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:20:10 2017 No.16792608 File: 352 KB, 700x681, 1489208896845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God I just want to bury my face in a Ratatoskr's tail fluff and breathe in until my mind goes blank.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:23:27 2017 No.16792614 >>16792608 I want to run my fingers through one's hair and call her cute.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:24:29 2017 No.16792616

>>16792608
I imagine it has a light woody, nutty fragrance to it, with some sweetness as well.
Just imagine wrapping your arms and legs all the way around it's bushiness, snorting it up again and again and again as your every sense is assaulted by excessive mofu.
Meanwhile the Rata underneath you is going fucking bonkers squirming about unable to process all the emotions she's feeling and possibly wet as a monsoon from the sensation

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:33:14 2017 No.16792626 >>16792616 >A-Anon what are you doing? We're supposed to be going after a big scoop! >The only 'big scoop' I care about is your enormous fluffy tail, more at 11... >Kyaa!~ S-Stop it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:36:23 2017 No.16792633 >>1679242 There can be no hope against a technique so devastating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:37:51 2017 No.16792636 >>16792608 That's what I want, but with a Kej and her hair.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:42:04 2017 No.16792644

>>16792626
>'Mmm... Rata-chan, there's been reports of a mofu-addicted pervert going around and... lllllicking the sexiest tail in town...'
>Ratatoskr's protests get weaker and weaker, her yelps turning into moans as her thighs rub against one another hard
>"A-Anon, don't you wa-haa, don't you want to make the headline?"
>"Fine, here's your headline: Man impregnates squirrel while giving a full body rub to her tail"
And that's when HER mind starts going totally blank and the nutty heartpupils well up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:42:38 2017 No.16792646 >>16792252 >>16792293 Sounds like you guys have socially awkward and/or autistic shoggoths. Where do I get one?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:46:38 2017 No.16792658
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>>16792646
She just doesn't understand human social customs and is trying her best in her own wyrd way, anon.
She may not be good at showing all of her emotions, but she's actually super embarrassed when practicing in front of mastah. What would you do if you walked in on her staring at the wall practicing different laughs?
>"Hahaha, good one mastah!" "Ohoho, silly mastah..." "Fufufu, oh mastah, so cute..." "Haw haw! Mastah, that's so funny!" "That was a joke that you said, mastah, it was funny and I am happy that you have shared it with me!"
>Seems confident that last one would be the best choice

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:48:53 2017 No.16792663 New lewds moth http://imgur.com/a/rdjOj

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:49:47 2017 No.16792665 >>16792663 New futa Garbage. ftfy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:49:53 2017 No.16792666 >>16792663 Oh boy I can't wait to discuss this without any contention or controversy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:50:26 2017 No.16792667 >>16792666 Certainly not satan numbers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:53:38 2017 No.16792672 >>16792658 I'd either walk out of the room hoping that she didn't notice me or tell her how cute she was just then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:54:25 2017 No.16792675 >>16792658 Spaghetti shog a cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:55:22 2017 No.16792678 >>16792658 Cute! Now I'm imagining how cute it would be to walk in on my waifu practicing her character voice so she can make some kid's day at a convention!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:57:39 2017 No.16792684 >>16792193 If you're gonna do it instead at least do it properly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:58:56 2017 No.16792686 >>16792579 >Apsara actually getting content Where am I

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:59:13 2017 No.16792687 >>16792665 There's a way to deal with shitposters you know.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:02:16 2017 No.16792697

>>16792672
>>16792675
>Make the tiniest bit of noise as you watch her practicing
>Suddenly every piece of furniture, silverware, cupboard, dish, lamp and curtainrack in the house jolts and rattles at the same time in a cacophony of movement for just a second before resettling back in place
>Shog slowly turns to you, her eerie smile actually somewhat larger than normal but her hands held awkwardly in front unclasped instead of in her usual maid pose
>"Mastah, that joke was I said to share me join happy join join mastah with me! EhhEAU!"
>A grating sound halfway between an inward scream and a yelp punctuates her strange phrase before she bows hastily, turns around, turns back towards you to bow again, then turns around again to quickly shimmy into another room
>You notice the nearby lamp seems to be sobbing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:04:50 2017 No.16792706 File: 756 KB, 1000x1000, tumblr_okz1y6m4841ujwzoio1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792687 What did you mean by that, Anon Y. Mous?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:10:03 2017 No.16792717 >>16792697 I'd promptly follow her to the room that she went to and give her a nice, big hug telling her that there's no reason to be upset. What she was doing was cute, and I love her just the way she is!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:12:13 2017 No.16792718 "I hug people when its... " >>16792193 "What, what?"

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:17:13 2017 No.16792729

>>16792717
You're a great mastah, anon. She'd have trouble expressing it outside of mindbending fantastic sex, of which she is VERY expert but would want you to know how happy you make her.
>Returns the hug before releasing and lowering down to eye level
>Smile slowly widens further and further
>Like, to kinda inhuman levels so its creepy
>But its cute, in it's own way that only a shog-lover could love
>Then she suddenly tackles you while running her lips along your neck frantically/playfully, saying 'I kiss! I kiss! I kiss!" again and again as she smothers your lower body so you can't move

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:19:13 2017 No.16792736 >>16792729 I think we all know what's gonna happen after that

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:22:33 2017 No.16792745 >>16792736 You do. I do. Most of us would. She doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:22:41 2017 No.16792747 >>16792579 This is what I'm talking about. Tight bellied lolis!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:23:47 2017 No.16792748 This cyber dragon is in dire need of reparation https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C77GCzUU8AABNXH.jpg Who will fix her leakage?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:24:55 2017 No.16792754 >>16792747 >Naav is great at both tight taut tummies and plump pudgy paunches

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:25:25 2017 No.16792755 >>16792748 I'd softly eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:26:49 2017 No.16792758 >>16792754 How does he do it?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:29:10 2017 No.16792760

So nothing too surprising, but while girls with fur covering their private parts CAN use magic to get rid of it, it doesn't actually get in the way of anything, and whether they leave it or remove it is just down to preference.
Since some seemed to think that it was necessary, or even an automatic process.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:33:53 2017 No.16792769 File: 396 KB, 726x1200, Satyros_clean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792760 >he doesn't like eating out his sexy drunk wife red-jungle and all Don't deserve er if you don't, I say.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:38:16 2017 No.16792780

>>16792769
>ywn get utterly plastered off of your Satyros wife's wine
>ywn sloppily make out with her while she pulls your dick out and tugs it like a pro
>ywn feel her fuzzy thighs squeeze your hips when she mounts you and rides you all night long, pouring wine messily onto your face and mouth as she chugs from another bottle herself

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:38:19 2017 No.16792781 >>16792769 What would intercrural with a Satyros be like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:40:21 2017 No.16792785 >>16792781 You ever jerked off with a warm fuzzy blanket? Like that, except thighs behind it all that squeeze you delectably. And if you haven't, well, it feels good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:42:28 2017 No.16792791 File: 125 KB, 600x450, cf1290af88e3b43a5dee9ad0c8cbb9cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does Spring makes me feel sleepy? I bet the Alraunes are at it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:43:57 2017 No.16792792 >>16792769 That's hot. >>16792791 Shhh! Don't wake the sleepy dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:44:35 2017 No.16792794 >>16792780 I'd rather drink straight from the tap of my perfectly temperature controlled Automaton

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:45:45 2017 No.16792796 >>16792785 That hair looks more like one of those fur carpets than a fuzzy blanket. So, still something that'd feel nice against your skin, but I don't know if it'd necessarily be all that great on your dick.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:49:30 2017 No.16792802
File: 154 KB, 314x329, no.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

This is your reminder that Twitter is the worst fucking site of all time to put your art on it.

Holy FUCK
Every day gives me new reasons to hate that festering dungheap of code they call a website

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:50:36 2017 No.16792805 >>16792802 Where's the "my dude"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:51:33 2017 No.16792806 >>16792805 I'm not him. Sorry, you'll have to find your meme elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:51:52 2017 No.16792807 >>16792796 True, however I'm sure like most things with MGs it's tailor made to be fantastic on your dick. It's probably real soft and easy to push through while feeling it lightly tickle you the whole way through.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:56:07 2017 No.16792819

>>16792802
Which one's your favorite reason? The fact that the short character limit means the comments you get are the equivalent of screeching birds? The fact that twitter intentionally downgrades your work or the fact that trying to maintain and organize a library of your work is a pain and a half? Mine is all of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:56:35 2017 No.16792820 Gyaru Amazoness

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:57:58 2017 No.16792822 >>16792807 Not saying that it'd feel bad at all, but I feel like having it be pleasant but not yeti or ratatoskr fluff levels of orgasmic would make her more exotic in a way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:58:55 2017 No.16792825 >>16792802 Calm down miss fox!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:00:02 2017 No.16792826 >>16792822 Oh for sure. Kinda a little bit of fun but still rough and tumble. Exactly the kind of thing she'd suggest when you're drunk and up for anything.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:00:54 2017 No.16792827

>>16792819
Quality downgrade is always a favorite.
I also like how it is basically impossible to search, because not only does it rely on artists tagging their work (tell me how often that happens on twitter), those tags take up message space, further disincentivizing their use.
Oh and the search plain ol' doesn't fucking work over a month in the past.
And there's zero reverse image searching capabilities.

In short, uploading art to twitter is admitting "I don't really care what happens to this outside of the number of upthumbers I get in the next 24 hours, because it's going to get trashed and essentially lost to time."

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:05:28 2017 No.16792831 >>16792579 > Another person awakened to a peculiar love for the armpits and body of a child just from a very young apsara innocently waving her hand at him Is this Sabbath's latest recruitment tool?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:07:48 2017 No.16792833 >>16792831 Their bodies are just so delicious. It's not our faults.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:09:23 2017 No.16792835 >>16792822 >>16792807 I use to have a pet goat a long time ago. The fur they have is firm and wiry in texture, but actually pretty soft. Probably similar to the fur on some breed of Terrier. Also, the "undercoat" is always way softer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:12:06 2017 No.16792839 >>16792819 I hate the fact that you now have to sign up to see most of the content now. Fucking hate that trash, it's the reason I never use pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:13:33 2017 No.16792842 >>16792835 So how would this affect Satyros thigh sex?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:14:27 2017 No.16792844 >>16792842 Hold on, we don't know if he's Welsh yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:15:50 2017 No.16792849 >>16792839 Pixiv is probably the BEST art hosting site, because they don't fuck with the images in any way. If you haven't signed up I don't know what to say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:20:59 2017 No.16792855 >>16792579 >>16792831 Apsaras are too good for us When you get married remember to spoil all the Apsaras who came to dance and bless your ceremony

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:21:21 2017 No.16792856 >>16792849 It's just a pain in the ass to log in whenever I want to log in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:22:07 2017 No.16792857 >>16792855 With offerings of chocolate and the addresses of lonely men who are in dire need of a lap dance?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:22:23 2017 No.16792858 >>16792856 >log in whenever I want to log in. log in whenever I want to use it* No bullying please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:22:42 2017 No.16792860 >>16792856 Give that account a throwaway password and have your browser save it. Easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:23:44 2017 No.16792862 Is it wrong that I want a completely nonsexual friendship with a Baphomet who lives next door to me and my waifu? Confession time, I don't hate lolis, I just don't think they're for sexual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:26:26 2017 No.16792867 >>16792862 Nope, if you're living in a demon realm that would be fine. I don't think young lolis are for sexual either

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:28:24 2017 No.16792873 >>16792867 Does the MGC suburbs count as a Demon Realm? I'd assume it would but just checking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:29:10 2017 No.16792875 >>16792867 >>16792862 I think lolis are for heavy sexual but respect your personal disinterest in them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:29:32 2017 No.16792876 >>16792873 I like to think imagine MGC as being a demon realm. Considering Order cities that get taken over turn into demon realms so it would make sense a city that gets taken over turns into a demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:30:39 2017 No.16792877 >>16792875 Oh anon. I don't have a disinterest I'm lolis. I just think that a young "real" loli isn't for sexual. But a mature mind in a loli body? I'm all up for that. Their bodies are amazing. No pedo.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:33:19 2017 No.16792880

>>16792876
I mean, I don't see MGC as being a conquered human city as much as a city built for the purpose of giving monstergirls a place while they integrate with modern humans.
Not that most of them wouldn't stay there of course. Best place to raise a family with a monstergirl.
It's just a crying shame so many newcomers are refugees fleeing the Order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:38:20 2017 No.16792885 >>16792880 But don't areas that inhabit many monster girls making love to their husbands turn into a demon realm? I thought they did. Bet yeah MGC sounds comfy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:41:17 2017 No.16792890 >>16792873 Old school MGC doesn't have mamanobama at all. It's just a cohabitation zone set up in old Detroit where monsters settle once they cross over from their world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:41:54 2017 No.16792892 >>16792857 Sounds good I'm sure the dream of all Apsaras is to find their love at a wedding Though I wouldn't bring chocolate anywhere near a delicious brown girl because I know I'll get the urge to cover them in it and lick it off

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:42:04 2017 No.16792893

>>16792885
Well I mean, it'd probably be a Demon Realm because of all the fucking that goes on, yeah. It'd probably be a fascinating one too. All sorts of different types of realm mixed into one city. One part might be a green demon realm while another might be an undead one for example.
And yes, it'd be super comfy. Especially on rainy days where you can just cuddle up with your waifu and spend the whole day spooning and playing video games and/or fucking.
You'd think you'd be able to resist the fucking but then your waifu puts on a coat of black lipstick, styles her hair into pigtails, and tells you to use them as handlebars while facefucking her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:43:24 2017 No.16792894 >>16792893 >pigtails Nothing turns me off more, I don't get it at all; explain it to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:43:32 2017 No.16792895 >>16792890 They'd probably build around that though. The old Detroit ruins can't stay a ruined ghetto forever. Pretty soon there'd be businesses, hotels, "adult entertainment" set up by the local branch of the Undead Mafia, the works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:44:00 2017 No.16792896 File: 127 KB, 411x466, Jackie Kawaii (1.0) [S].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope you guys are having a good morning! Remember Monster Girls love you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:44:48 2017 No.16792898 >>16792894 My waifu looks good in pigtails. Simple. Also it seems like a fun hairstyle to use in throatrape roleplay if the waifu wants to be int he role of a ditzy cheerleader or something..

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:45:42 2017 No.16792903 >>16792895 Monstergirl City is a booming megalopolis, but it's also woefully under patrolled and lawless. Think Megacity 1 from Dredd but with nicer and sexier girls.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:46:53 2017 No.16792906

>>16792893
MGC would be a nice place to visit with my waifu. I'd show her what my life was like in this world.

>last spoiler

You've piqued my attention and my maximum dick length. Do go on. Lipstick, handlebars, facefucking and pig tails are top tier.

>>16792894
I'm not sure anon. They just are so cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:48:27 2017 No.16792908 >>16792896 Thanks my man. I'm having a wonderful morning.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:50:09 2017 No.16792910

>>16792903
>Instead of smog in the air it's demonic energy, giving everything a pleasant sort of fuzzy feeling.
>"Hookers" takes on a new meaning. Instead of prostitutes, it refers to monstergirls who pretend to be prostitutes in order to seduce gullible tourists into fucking them and subsequently getting a husband.
>Gambling's legal, but if you're a man you've gotta think to yourself "Is it worth it?"
>MGCPD has a high rate of pregnancy absences, but an equally high rate of criminal rehabilitation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:51:59 2017 No.16792911 >>16792910 >>Gambling's legal, but if you're a man you've gotta think to yourself "Is it worth it?" Men gambling their bodies away to tanukis? That's gotta be rough.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:55:29 2017 No.16792920

>>16792911
Tanukis, Wights, Dragons and the occasional Busty Lich who makes constant lewd hand gestures while watching anon lose at the slots over and over again.
And on his last spin she'll start miming a blowjob and imitate swallowing a huge load after he busts out.
And then she'll take him to her room for a private performance where she's not imitating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:57:02 2017 No.16792928 >>16792896 There is nothing better than waking up with a big cuddly onee san dragon in your bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:57:44 2017 No.16792929 >>16792894 Twintails are legitimately my greatest fetish and I genuinely have no god damn clue why that is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:01:39 2017 No.16792942 >>16792928 Absolutely unbeatable. I'd love to wake up to my onee sans cuddling me from both sides, it would be just pure bliss. That or I wake up to one face sitting on me and the other giving me a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:03:13 2017 No.16792947 >>16792942 Wouldn't you rather wake up to the sight of one of them riding your dick with her big soft ass while the other one licks and nibbles your ears and whispers soft lewd things to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:07:39 2017 No.16792953 >>16792942 2 onee-sans? That sounds like too much for a single man You won't ever be able to have free time, even in the shower one of them will burst in and help you "wash your back" One onee-san and one otouto seems much more easy to handle

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:09:47 2017 No.16792959 >>16792896 That Wock looks like she's going to burst into song.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:17:22 2017 No.16792988

>>16792947
Id prefer to wake up with my onee sans in any position. But that one sounds especially nice, ASMR is hot and seeing her soft giggly butt softly smack against my pelvis is lewd. I don't think I'd be able to handle it without exploding inside her.

>>16792953
But anon! All of that is what I want! I love my onee sans even if I'm not able to handle them. Or them overpowering me and making their Otouto a real man.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:23:01 2017 No.16793004

>>16792953
An onee-san and an imouto*
Your imouto can be a big girl too size doesn't matter it's all about the attitude

>>16792988
Don't let your onee-sans shape you and your future or they will do anything in their power to ensure that you become their ideal husband and that you won't ever leave them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:23:21 2017 No.16793005 >>16792988 That's just asking for the onee-san riding you to smack her own ass so you can feel the vibrations.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:28:25 2017 No.16793013

>>16793004
>Don't let your onee-sans shape you and your future or they will do anything in their power to ensure that you become their ideal husband and that you won't ever leave them

But that's exactly what I want. It's why I love my onee sans.

>>16793005
Id probably cum right there and then with the head of my dick pressed firmly against the entrance to her womb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:31:31 2017 No.16793022 >>16793013 >Cumming inside your onee-san This is absolutely forbidden, you do NOT want to turn your onee-san into a mother

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:33:40 2017 No.16793029 >>16793022 PSA: If you're not fucking them, someone else will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:33:50 2017 No.16793030 MGJKEK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:35:52 2017 No.16793033 >>16793030 Gesundheit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:38:14 2017 No.16793039 >>16793022 I don't care if it's forbidden! I shall make my onee sans the happiest mothers in the world and give them all the eggs. I'm going to be the best father they've ever seen. The fact it's forbidden makes the slow gentle sex even better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:38:48 2017 No.16793042 File: 3.16 MB, 1749x2458, 1449640977485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Traveling the world would be fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:41:17 2017 No.16793047 >>16792920 Would you get forcibly pushed into the shota idol industry if your debt gets really bad?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:44:17 2017 No.16793054

>>16793042
It sure would be. I'd love to travel the world with my waifu.

We'd go to the undead kingdom, Zipangu and even some Demon Realm. It would be lovely. And besides a small portion of her work requires her traveling around places anyway, and she'd need her house husband with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:45:52 2017 No.16793056 >>16793042 >>16793054 I want to build a railroad with my Gremlinfu and ride all over the world with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:46:27 2017 No.16793058 >>16793033 What about that do you not understand?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:48:19 2017 No.16793062 >>16793056 Sounds really comfy and quite the sight to behold. Seeing anon and his gremlin waifu building a railway system.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:49:26 2017 No.16793066

>>16793029
You can justify any form of incest with this argument but only if you are too possessive and won't stand the sight of your mother/sister/daughter being with another man

>>16793039
I hope you won't mind all the weird stares people will throw your way when you go buy baby clothes with her
Your mailbox will get filled with Fallen God propaganda too and you're going to be invited by the Onee-Sabbath to give speeches about how incest is the best

Is this the kind of life you want?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:52:13 2017 No.16793074 >>16793056 All aboard the love train!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:54:11 2017 No.16793078 >>16793066 It's the kind of life id love because it's the life where I'm with my onee sans. Also that Onee sabbath speech part sounds interesting, I'd love to show the world how great it is to marry your onee san.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:56:33 2017 No.16793086 >>16793042 >people still using my scans a year later feels good, might get around to scanning the text so Sky can put it on his to-do list.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:04:09 2017 No.16793107

>>16793042
Is it OK to travel the world in order to corrupt and conquer small villages and eventually entire cities?

>>16793078
I have never seen such a slut for onee-sans
Go ahead impregnate and marry them but remember that your daughters will never have a cute otouto to love

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:06:34 2017 No.16793110 >>16793042 I wonder how those two met?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:10:04 2017 No.16793117

>>16793107
I'm a slut for tall, ara ara, curvy loving onee sans and I'm not afraid to admit it!

That's an issue I face though. I'd wait until my daughteru age to atleast 8 so then I can adopt a little brother for each of them. That sounds good, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:16:36 2017 No.16793124 >>16793042 I ain't traveling the world dressed like that. Besides I'd prefer exploring the unknown wilderness. I'd probably meet African, Amazon and Pacific Islander monster girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:17:18 2017 No.16793125 Are there any Greentexts about cuddling with a Monstergirl while you watch a movie in bed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:22:27 2017 No.16793135 Goodnight Anons. Try not to worry too much about the big Minotaur Barbarians coming down from the mountains to raid towns and villages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:24:50 2017 No.16793140 >>16793135 I won't because I always have my chastity to protect me. Sleep tight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:28:12 2017 No.16793145 >>16792663 Thanks for sharing, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:34:13 2017 No.16793154 File: 138 KB, 474x600, Succubus_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would like to fuck a woman as she turns into monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:36:41 2017 No.16793159 >>16793154 Her booties are cute, I wonder where she got them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:37:21 2017 No.16793160 >>16793124 do clothes matter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:39:35 2017 No.16793163 >>16793154 She would look nice in shortshorts

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:42:46 2017 No.16793165 >>16793154 Slut!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:44:24 2017 No.16793169 >>16793154 That would be good. Just match her increasing aggression and you'll be fine. Though, fucking a girl as she turns into a slime would be some kind of horror

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:49:08 2017 No.16793175 >>16793154 I want to see the insanity creep into a woman as she turns into a mad hatter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:52:32 2017 No.16793180 >>16793159 Why are you wondering? You gonna buy a pair? Think you'll look cute in them? I'm sure you would.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:55:10 2017 No.16793182 >>16793180 I mean, they look very cute. I don't think I'd actually buy them but looking at them I'm a shop would be nice. Maybe my waifu would think I look cute in them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:55:30 2017 No.16793183 >>16793145 No problem! You can also have this hellhound x cheshire having fun with dildo pic http://imgur.com/a/hu3kM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:56:40 2017 No.16793184 >>16793183 Does this count as lesbian? Still I know this is bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 05:58:58 2017 No.16793188 File: 105 KB, 1080x1110, 1477045992835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792193 The question is, which monstergirl instalocks Genji?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:02:37 2017 No.16793194 >>16792663 >>16793183 If you're going to bait you may as well post the multiple images of male lizard x salamander.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:04:53 2017 No.16793196 >>16793194 Buck's ones? Not a fun of her desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:05:44 2017 No.16793197 >>16793196 A lot of people aren't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:06:25 2017 No.16793201 >>16793117 I didn't even think of adoption Every couple should adopt a little brother for their daughter(s)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:09:08 2017 No.16793205 >>16793201 Agreed. The world would be a lot better with more Otouto's loving their onee sans and imoutos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:27:55 2017 No.16793232 File: 162 KB, 818x1157, blacksmith dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would like to sleep with the blacksmith dragon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:28:16 2017 No.16793234 >>16793183 Not a fan of yuri or fake cocks, sorry. Taking the best part out of porn just doesn't do it for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:28:46 2017 No.16793235 >>16793232 Going to lick those armpits and that belly!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:42:17 2017 No.16793257 >>16793188 Cheshire cats when the team is on defense. Complete with spamming "I need healing" the entire game. Or maybe an Automaton. Pretty sure there are grills who like his ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:50:57 2017 No.16793277 Would monster girl merchants go bankrupt from giving away too many of their products to their male clients? Tanukis and Goblins probably know better but I bet other species would barely sell anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:52:51 2017 No.16793279 >>16793277 Depends on the girl I think. A manticore isn't gonna bow down and let a man take what he wants, she wants it the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:55:45 2017 No.16793285 >>16793279 I want a manticore to take me and I have no say about it because I'm now her property.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:58:59 2017 No.16793295 I keep posting that the first girl to find me gets my virginity, but no Monstergirls have shown up. Are they all negotiating how to share me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:03:44 2017 No.16793305 >>16793295 They're ignoring you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:14:05 2017 No.16793325 >>16793232 >Blacksmith Dragon Yet more reminders of my inability to focus on writing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:26:25 2017 No.16793368 File: 32 KB, 234x167, KpT3PYm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In case of stress or anxiety, squeeze.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:28:52 2017 No.16793373 >>16793368 I hear people say it feels good to sqeeze. But what does it actually feel like? What's the effects?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:30:41 2017 No.16793380 >>16793368 Better not. I might hurt it

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:39:17 2017 No.16793402

>>16793279
A Manticore would give away the first barb for free but once the man is hooked they either have to pay up or marry her to get their dose

>>16793368
Squeezing Eldritch abominations is not a good idea, it sounds cute and all until she wraps her tentacles around your wrist and won't let go
And when she grows up you can bet she will be coming for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:42:54 2017 No.16793412 >>16793368 I woke up with flayers and I feel the need to bounce one off a wall or play sports with it. >>16793380 No matter how much you press, it will only make her more excited.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:04:40 2017 No.16793462 >>16793412 what if he's like lennie from mice and men?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:10:42 2017 No.16793484 Whats all this talk about shota idols and tanuki? I'm not a full blown weeb so I wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:10:43 2017 No.16793485 >>16793462 If you somehow start to hurt one the nearby flayers will answer to her eldritch shriek to fix you right up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:20:27 2017 No.16793504 New girl when

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:23:34 2017 No.16793513 >>16792663 >>16793183 The fuck are you doing and why do you samefag

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:23:51 2017 No.16793515 >>16793485 >Anon accidentally steps on a loli flayer's tentacle >An entire colony of flayers squirm up to him and smother him >2 minutes later he is nothing but an empty husk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:24:14 2017 No.16793518 >>16793504 Maybe this weekend or monday. Which profiles from the new batch are still kept in secret?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:26:51 2017 No.16793525 Which monster girls would do enkou?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:26:56 2017 No.16793527 >>16793515 If you step on one all you do is slip and fall, forced to face into the loliflayer's teary eyes trying to hold it in. Then you have to squish and pat her to make it go away or else you'll get a big flayer slap you with her tentacle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:29:18 2017 No.16793536 >>16793518 The rodent trio, zombie bodyguard and smoke hobo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:32:47 2017 No.16793551 >>16793536 Oh. As much as smoke hobo is smoking hot I kinda want to see the triple weasel. Haven't seen so much info on her other than that they are nice surgeons or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:35:20 2017 No.16793555 >>16792663 >>16793183 Fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:36:55 2017 No.16793559 >>16793525 I don't know what that is, but without looking it up I'm just going to say... lamias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:37:09 2017 No.16793561 You guys currently enjoying any MG anime, manga or lewd doujins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:39:15 2017 No.16793569 >>16793561 Anime season is over, Youkai Shoujo has some great butts, translations are still two chapters behind on Fue

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:40:05 2017 No.16793575 >>16793555 >>16793513 These That guy is a fucking faggot Check out this much better pic instead, bros http://imgur.com/a/XY1HV

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:41:19 2017 No.16793582 >>16793527 Flayers are molluscs so you could step on her tentacles all you want it will just make her giggle >>16793551 I have never seen a species get as ignored as triple weasel, I hope their profile gives them some flavor

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:42:35 2017 No.16793588 >>16793559 http://jisho.org/search/%E6%8F%B4%E4%BA%A4

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:44:28 2017 No.16793598 File: 304 KB, 991x716, ptCU6Rb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793515

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:44:28 2017 No.16793599 File: 601 KB, 596x598, 1472505475207.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793575 >Chimera gets completely ignored and has no lewd art >This happens Fuck that artist and fuck you for posting it, she doesn't deserve this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:45:30 2017 No.16793601 >>16793561 Cosplay-chan ended already but next season looks to have some fun monster girl anime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:45:46 2017 No.16793603 >>16793561 I'm thoroughly enjoying Dragon Maid at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:46:05 2017 No.16793606 >>16793575 SO glad I don't like Ushis

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:47:36 2017 No.16793609 File: 1.17 MB, 1200x1600, 61556790_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793561 This show will outsell NGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:49:44 2017 No.16793619 >>16793599 You want more unpopular grills art? Here you go! http://imgur.com/a/47hcM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:50:09 2017 No.16793623 Have a nice cuddly Wock update to take your mind off of all the shit above. https://my.mixtape.moe/ggshvv.png

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:50:34 2017 No.16793624
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So suppose you were commuting on the same bus every day at the same time like people do, and you noticed this Kejorou on the bus. You figured you could sit behind her every time, too. You figured you could lean your head pretty close to her when you got up on your stop, and you could sneak in a little whiff of her scent. You figured if you held your coat in your lap you could hide your arm and hand under it so nobody could see if you touched her hair.
What you didn't figure is if a Kej hair is sensitive to touch. What advice would people on the internet give you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:50:47 2017 No.16793627 >>16793582 I would squishy one with my feet, though I wouldn't want to give her a foot fetish. And yeah, I feel that even after tripe W is released she'll be ignored.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:51:41 2017 No.16793631 >>16793588 Ah, yeah, that seems way off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:54:03 2017 No.16793641 File: 109 KB, 960x800, Sturm_(Grand)_A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how about those shortstacks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:54:43 2017 No.16793645 File: 69 KB, 564x805, Charlotte Praline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793561 There's always One Piece.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:55:03 2017 No.16793646 >>16793641 a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:56:38 2017 No.16793651 >>16793641 Love em. They're so cute and great for sitting in your lap to make it easier to milk them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:57:07 2017 No.16793654 File: 131 KB, 900x750, 1463774610067.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Raijuu electrician at work

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:57:42 2017 No.16793656 >>16793623 Holy shit, that's awesome Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:00:11 2017 No.16793665 >>16793575 >>16793619 Is this reportable

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:01:04 2017 No.16793668 >>16793624 The average "ask her out" But I bet her hair smells amazing. She probably washes it with all kinds of fancy soaps

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:01:53 2017 No.16793671 >>16793656 Why do you keep samefagging What shithole did you come from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:07:06 2017 No.16793697 >>16793654 She doesn't look very professional. Is she a safety inspector? >What's this? Extremely high voltage?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:07:14 2017 No.16793699 >>16793671 Wow, rude! I'm just bringing new art! BTW that wock pic wasn't posted by me, it's some fellow friend!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:09:36 2017 No.16793704 >>16793641 Is she strong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:10:26 2017 No.16793709 >>16793699 my dude can you not

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:11:48 2017 No.16793714 >>16793699 What are you, some mad futafag, furry or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:12:01 2017 No.16793715 >>16793623 I know I shouldn't be giving (you) a (you). But I really thought it was a comfy Wock image for some reason. But I got that instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:13:04 2017 No.16793723 >>16793714 I think he's just some guy trying to get a laugh or a few (you)s. Nothing to be taking seriously, just ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:14:19 2017 No.16793726 >>16793715 Here, have an actually cuddly picture. https://track3.mixtape.moe/wzqfci.png

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:15:35 2017 No.16793731 [DELETED]

>On a physical level, the addiction is not really to pain, but primarily to free-flowing endorphins that accompany the pain. Endorphins are a hormone-like substance that the body releases whenever a pain or injury is experienced. They are very similar in structure and effect to the opiates, like heroin and morphine. Endorphins are pain-killers. When you stub your toe you feel a sharp pain, immediately followed by numbness, which accompanies the anaesthetizing endorphins. The feeling of numbness associated with endorphin release is not unpleasant and, in fact, can be an almost euphoric sensation. People who exercise vigorously are familiar with this feeling.
All strain on the body yields endorphins. Emotional stress, like physical stress, leads to strain. If the strain is constant, the body sends a continuous stream of endorphins, which results in a dull (and barely noticeable) anesthetic effect. When endorphin flooding is part of everyday life, the senses are actually deadened. Workaholics experience this, but just as in the toe-stubbing example, the feeling can be somewhat pleasant.
With sustained endorphin release you can still feel emotions, but only if they are intense, such as anger, rage, sorrow and fear. These trigger further endorphin release, which can lead to further emotional numbing. And once you become used to living an endorphin-filled existence, it is hard to give it up. With so much pain-killing substance running through your body, there is a sense of security that makes you feel safer in the world. It’s a shield inside the body that protects you from subtle feelings that are more difficult to block, like tenderness, vulnerability, and love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:15:48 2017 No.16793733 File: 594 KB, 670x990, 9527d2ad41f43e933b3ac52f2d581a45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793704 She sure seems strong I'm glad I rolled her, sometimes the gacha gods are kind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:17:36 2017 No.16793742 >>16793726 Her dick is not big enough

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:17:37 2017 No.16793743 [DELETED]

>>16793731
>Once a person is addicted to pain, breaking the habit takes considerable strength. It also requires external support. The unconscious craving for stress and pain drives the isolated pain addict to make decisions that are based on need rather than wisdom. Unfortunately, emotional pain addicts do not usually have supportive relationships. They tend to gravitate towards partners who become a source of pain. Friends, family, and professional counselors are usually the best source of help. It is important that the support persons understand the inherent difficulty of withdrawal from pain addiction. If psychotherapy is used, it is helpful that the therapist be familiar with addictions and brain chemistry. Dynamic interventions seem to be the most effective approaches; they include Gestalt Therapy, the Intense-Feeling Process, and Bioenergetics.
>Unfortunately, there are currently no Pain Addicts Anonymous or Pain-anon meetings, so it is up to friends, family, and professionals to help. But their effectiveness is limited if they do not grasp the true nature of pain addiction. Acknowledgment, encouragement, patience, and nurturance are the essential tools. Criticism, anger, and provoking guilt do not help the pain addict. On the contrary, they drive the pain addict deeper into the addiction.
>Overcoming emotional pain addiction can take a long time. To the pain addict, a life without pain is completely unfamiliar. There are frequent reports of a frightening void that yearns to be filled when pain is no longer dominant. In many ways it’s like being without drugs after years of dependency. The goal is to replace stress with relaxation, chaotic relationships with supportive ones, and self-deprivation with self-nurturance.
It takes about six months to allow the system to function without the need for constant pain. The work, however, is not as difficult as it may seem, because positive changes are felt along the way. Life is filled with color instead of grayness, joy instead of dullness. Grace replaces tension, and a person’s natural beauty unfolds, in some cases for the very first time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:17:47 2017 No.16793746 >>16793726 Thanks man. I love the Kraken Kuddle Klub.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:18:08 2017 No.16793751 >>16793641 >>16793733 クソゲ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:21:16 2017 No.16793766 >>16793731 W-What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:25:17 2017 No.16793779 File: 150 KB, 392x500, serket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793731 >>16793743

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:25:28 2017 No.16793781 >>16793726 Cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:25:53 2017 No.16793783 >>16793654 Raijus and showers are bad. Especially if she decides to touch herself to you.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:28:05 2017 No.16793793
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Alright /mgt/, when the Day Of The Rape comes, monster girls are going to flood into our world. And no doubt, many of here will be united with our beloved waifus. However, coming from a completely different world, it's very likely that none of them will speak any of the languages that we do here on Earth. So how does /mgt/ bridge the language barrier? How do you teach your waifu how to speak, read, and write English? Would you want to be her personal English tutor?

Hard Mode: No magic or potions are around that can allow you two to understand each other's languages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:28:19 2017 No.16793796 >>16793697 She can work on high voltage systems without the fear of arc flashes. Then again I think she'd be the one causing them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P35HRYHFz7c

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:28:27 2017 No.16793797 File: 2.30 MB, 2000x1334, kraken14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793746 Always accepting new members, and unlike Wocks none of the Krakens have dicks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:29:03 2017 No.16793799 >>16793779 Is creeping up on a Girtablilu to sniff her butt, worth it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:30:50 2017 No.16793808 >>16793743 >>16793731 For some reason this hot sauce comes to my mind. http://i.imgur.com/qnEK69J.jpg

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:33:29 2017 No.16793823

>>16793797
>Krakens miffed about all these girls joining the Onee sabbath claiming they're "onee san tier"
>Krakens break away from the Onee sabbath to form the KKK

Those poor little Otouto's get snatched up in the middle of the night and taken into the woods to be hugged by a tree

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:35:02 2017 No.16793831

>>16793799
Depends on how much you weigh the risk/benefit ratio of being captured, strapped to a bed for a month, and pumped with so much venom your stomach and chest looks like a pincushion and your dick can go from flaccid to a fat, massive, towering sploogecannon in .5 seconds flat
But it probably smells nice, so I'd say worth it.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:35:43 2017 No.16793833

>>16793793
Language barriers are adorable. But really if I'm being honest I got to her world not the other way around.

I think I'd probably try to teach her very basic English at first and then just keep teaching her until she could speak English. Once she knows English it will make it easy to learn her language.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:36:29 2017 No.16793834 >>16793823 I was thinking the same thing earlier the last time people were talking about the Onee-Sabbath The Ink will rise again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:36:48 2017 No.16793836 >>16793797 They don't need dicks, look at all those tentacles after all. >>16793823 Krakens will start saying that they are the true sisters and no one else should have otoutos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:38:36 2017 No.16793843 >>16793831 Sounds like a fair deal. And besides, I bet it's for a tropical fruity smell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:39:15 2017 No.16793847 >>16793799 There's an anon who slapped a Wurm's ass and a Ryu's reverse scale before. Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:40:09 2017 No.16793851 >>16793847 I'm surprised people still remember me and the quest for lamiass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:42:24 2017 No.16793864 >>16793793 Language is irrelevant. Besides, it's hard to talk with a big, soft butt planted on your face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:42:38 2017 No.16793865 >>16793834 >>16793836 The KKK sounds like it would be a Super Wurm villain or a bunch of villains on a TV show created by the Onee Sabbath for Otouto's and Shotas to watch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:44:06 2017 No.16793868 >>16793864 So you'd communicate through face sitting? I like this. >>16793851 Lamia ass is a precipitous treasure. I'd find an Apophis or a Ryu to sit on my face. I would pay anything for it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:45:15 2017 No.16793876 >>16793864 But anon, how would you tell her that you need some air? Or vice versa, that you don't want her to get up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:45:28 2017 No.16793877 File: 103 KB, 780x1000, kraken12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793865 The KKK is a group of kind Krakens that just want to cuddle their otoutos in peace and send those lousy fucking Wocks back to Wonderland

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:48:03 2017 No.16793887 >>16793793 Probably depends on the MG. A Flayer would assimilate the language by sticking her tentacles into someone and Automatons might learn the language by connecting to the internet. Just make sure the Automaton doesn't discover 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:48:03 2017 No.16793888 >>16793876 >not suffocating in your waifu's ass >>16793877 They sounds nice and peaceful. I bet their cuddles feel nice. But is burning crosses outside the homes of Wock onee sans and their Otoutos necessary?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:49:46 2017 No.16793896 >>16793888 If it gets rid of those damn Wocks then of course it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:51:06 2017 No.16793902 >>16793888 Humans stealing wocks from other humans and now krakens stealing humans from wocks. Are they ever going to catch a break?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:51:06 2017 No.16793903 >>16793877 Count me in! My Kraken onee is the best!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:51:24 2017 No.16793905 >>16793896 Can't onee sans live in peace with their Otouto? Isn't that what all onee sans want? What did those wockers even do bad anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:53:16 2017 No.16793911 >>16793905 They keep thinking they deserve all the otoutos!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:54:18 2017 No.16793914 >>16793911 You are talking about krakens there mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:54:35 2017 No.16793917 >>16793905 Coming into our world and stealing all of our precious otoutos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:54:37 2017 No.16793918 >>16793911 Can't you forgive them for that? They all just want an Otouto to love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:55:47 2017 No.16793923 >>16793918 Wocks make inferior onee-sans, a Kraken can protect a smile better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:57:33 2017 No.16793933 >>16793917 >>16793923 You bunch of wockists!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:00:28 2017 No.16793950 >>16793877 Never forget the motto We must secure the existence of our husbands and a future for cute daughters

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:08:06 2017 No.16793973 >>16793933 Krakens are jealous because dragons have everything plus some tentacles. They are best girls overall compared to those squids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:09:38 2017 No.16793980 >>16792319 pls no :C

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:10:18 2017 No.16793984 >>16793973 I love Wocks! But it's not nice to say one girl is worse than the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:11:58 2017 No.16793991 Now I'm imagining a grade school Wock and Kraken pulling each other's hair. >My mom can beat up your mom!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:12:11 2017 No.16793992 Do you wake up your waifu or she wakes you up? gently via kisses and nuzzles or roughly with claw rake and reverse mating press?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:13:03 2017 No.16793999 >>16793984 I'm not saying she's worse, I'm just saying that wocks are better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:15:07 2017 No.16794008 >>16793973 Wocks have big claws, they can't hug as well with such rough appendages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:16:05 2017 No.16794012 >>16793999 I prefer a Wock over a Kraken but Krakens are still nice. >>16793991 Sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:16:33 2017 No.16794015 >>16794008 Big claws are far better for holding tight and protecting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:17:19 2017 No.16794019 >>16793992 I would wake up to being sandwiched by two tall dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:18:22 2017 No.16794024 >>16794008 This >>16794015 Wocks have such big claws that are great for holding and feeling protected by

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:19:21 2017 No.16794030 File: 110 KB, 905x1280, Hellhound_29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793992 She gives me a blowjob until I open my eyes then mounts me with a smug grin.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:19:34 2017 No.16794032

>>16793992
If I wake up first she awakens shortly after with me either slithering out of her grasp or poking her cheeks.
If she wakes up first she squeezes me even tighter if we are just lazing around. If we are going out then she gives me a few tail slaps and drags it along my face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:19:41 2017 No.16794033 File: 121 KB, 898x1260, 16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16794015 >>16794024 Nope. Those Wocks are dangerous and we must rid our society of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:20:45 2017 No.16794037 >>16794019 what if they wake up horny? you are not leaving that bed anytime soon

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:23:12 2017 No.16794048

>>16794033
I've heard krakens sinking ships and accidentally killing the passengers with the debree and sometimes even killing them by squshing.
There are also those who go to non mamono ocean and tries to sink boats, killing most of the dudes by drowning.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:32:06 2017 No.16794084
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>>16793992

The idea of morning wood being something more than a nuisance is a welcome one.

I'm a night owl so I would probably wake up after her. I'd go to sleep spooning her, with her tail going under my legs. It would form rise behind me and form a nice cushion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:32:38 2017 No.16794085 >>16794048 Lies and slander.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:33:31 2017 No.16794089 >>16793991 Daaw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:34:22 2017 No.16794093 >>16794084 It's too early and I can't brain yet. Whatever, I just want to be the big spoon. To hold and protect.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:37:03 2017 No.16794106

>>16794093
Ratatoskr has a very unique ability in that you ca big spoon her while her tail big spoons you. Excellent stuff. She deserves to feel her husbando's breath on her neck as she sleeps and feel his manly arms holding her close against him. And that's the scoop!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:37:34 2017 No.16794110 >>16794093 >Whatever, I just want to be the big spoon. To hold and protect. Mein neger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:37:45 2017 No.16794111 >>16794084 Its the opposite for me,i can imagine my waifu bullying my morning wood only for the fact i did something lewd with her on dreams instead to herself

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:37:49 2017 No.16794112

>Because so many families relied on the haenyeo for the majority of their income, a semi-matriarchal society developed on Jeju with the haenyeo at the head of the household.[8][7] On the tiny islets off the coast of Jeju, such as Mara Island, where sea-diving was the sole source of income, this reversal of gender roles was taken to the extreme; men would look after the children and go shopping while the women would bring in money for the family.[8] Other manifestations of Jeju’s unique society include men paying a dowry to the family of the bride (a reversal of the custom on the Korean mainland) and families celebrating the birth of girls over the birth of boys.

Could be fun if you just replaced them all with the more aquatic MGs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:38:37 2017 No.16794116 >>16793980 >:C

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:41:09 2017 No.16794122

>>16794106
>Rata-chan opens an eye on the morning feeling her husband wrapped around her protecting her
>pulls out a hidden tape recorder from her shirt an so whispers into it
>"Big scoop: I have the best husband in the world~"
>Feels her husband's morning wood start to prod her lower back
>"...fufuu... that's not the only 'Big scoop'~"
>sets the tapenade recorder on the night stand and gets to servicing her husband, nuts and all

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:41:22 2017 No.16794124 Reminder that the last time we had a pole about who is best onee-san Kraken won And don't forget that Jabberwocks proudly wear the suit of diamond so be very wary of them unless you are curious about wockjobs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:43:01 2017 No.16794134 >>16794124 i want to be oneed by THREE JABBERWOCKS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:43:17 2017 No.16794135 >>16794122 It looks like I can't brain yet either. But you get the idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:43:27 2017 No.16794136 >>16794122 >>16794106 Too damn good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:44:31 2017 No.16794139 >>16794134 But anon, three jabberwocks! Six tenhacles Maybe more

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:45:58 2017 No.16794147 >>16794124 The only good sister like girl is Titania because both kraken and wockers are you know where that tentacle is going. >>16794139 Imagine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:46:42 2017 No.16794151 >>16794122 Why is it that a squirrel is so perfect? KC really surprised me with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:47:09 2017 No.16794157 >>16794139 Its about the sisterly love anon,not the tentacles!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:48:16 2017 No.16794165 >>16794139 But wocks have three tentacles so that would be nine in total.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:49:24 2017 No.16794169 >>16794122 Squirrel is cute! CUTTTTEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:49:45 2017 No.16794172 >>16794122 I bet she sneaks around her own home to get pics of hubby then kyaaa's when she develops them When he catches her he just asks why she didn't just ask him Its because she's making a big collage for their anniversary

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:51:35 2017 No.16794181 >>16794122 >Nuts and all I bet Ratatoskrs can hold three full loads in their cheeks without losing a drop

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:52:43 2017 No.16794185 >>16794172 I can't handle how cute that sounds. Heart failure is imminent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:54:35 2017 No.16794195 File: 581 KB, 857x1200, IMG_1011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Kraken and Wock arguing over tentacle superiority Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the hand club's two blocks down

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:55:54 2017 No.16794200 >>16794195 All those buds on her tentacles look dangerously stimulating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:55:57 2017 No.16794201 >>16794195 Hey buddy this is a shoggy zone how tentacle-ish you are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:56:53 2017 No.16794204 >>16794195 You leave my lovely girlfriend out of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:57:49 2017 No.16794212 >>16794033 But Wocks are just cuties who want to cuddle their Otoutos! Look, how could something so cute hurt a fly? >>16794037 I better call work and say I'm going to be late. All while I'm receiving a double paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 10:58:12 2017 No.16794213 >>16794200 Like ASMR for the skin

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:00:54 2017 No.16794225

>>16794134
>>16794139
That's 3 time the wocks, no one has ever done that
You won't ever be able to feel at east unless you are being held by their strong claws

>>16794195
Tentacles are for taking on awkward dates where they suddenly snap and rape you in public

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:03:41 2017 No.16794243 >>16794225 It's loving romantic rape though and I want it!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:03:47 2017 No.16794244 >>16794139 >>16794134 Too much Wock for one Otouto!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:04:27 2017 No.16794247 >>16794225 Five wocks. One on the face, one on the dick, one in each hand and the other one licking my feet. I'm doing it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:05:23 2017 No.16794253 >>16794243 Loving romantic rape is god tier. Especially if she's gentle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:07:10 2017 No.16794259 >>16794247 Wouldn't they start fighting to see who's the lewdest? They have a diamond mark you know

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:08:31 2017 No.16794264 >>16793042 It was nice of KC to show that his tanukis aren't all flat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:09:02 2017 No.16794266 I only need one wock big sister! she counts as five wocks in my heart

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:09:11 2017 No.16794267

I don't know guys, I think one wock is more than enough for full comfort.

A cute Wock who's using her tentacles to hold onto her Otouto's arms, while kissing him with her face, while she's riding him, and wrapping her tail and wings around him too.

That's like, lamia levels of full body hug.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:10:23 2017 No.16794273

>>16793992
>gently via kisses and nuzzles or roughly with claw rake and reverse mating press?

These all sound so perfect. How do I pick?

I guess I'd love to wake up with her big meaty paws around me while she spoons me and breathes in my ears. But waking up to her forcefully getting her fill or sprite energy for the day sounds lewd. Whether it's through reverse mating press, spooning reach around or blowjob. But at the same time, her putting marks on my body through claw raking because the old possession marks started to fade sounds fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:12:57 2017 No.16794283 >>16794266 Same anon! My Wock is equal to all the Wocks I'm existence because she's the one who's special to me. >>16794267 That sounds great!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:14:42 2017 No.16794290 >>16794259 And? I would do magical things to those wocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:15:54 2017 No.16794294 >>16794267 It's not about love and comfort, anon. It's about sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:16:54 2017 No.16794303 >>16794253 This! I want to hear her coo softly while she sees how much pleasure I'm in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:17:58 2017 No.16794306 Which monster girl would be the best at massaging?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:19:30 2017 No.16794313 >>16794306 Unagi Jojo. Literally creates her own massage oil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:21:49 2017 No.16794327 Remember that you can only love one dragon at a time. They are too greedy to share and if they do that means they are sluuuts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:22:02 2017 No.16794328 >>16794048 Krakens are rather carefree about the damage they cause in pursuit of a man, but they draw the line at killing people. As I recall KC said their view on sinking a ship can be summarized as "its fine as long as no one dies, right?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:22:31 2017 No.16794331 >>16794327 Is two ok?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:22:54 2017 No.16794333 File: 156 KB, 844x900, C2TDCjVVIAAljJm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16794306 Slimes, snakes, unagi joro, tentacles. Honorable mention to fairies that try their best.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:24:31 2017 No.16794343
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>>16794247
You think a wock is pleased with a single body part?
They will lick you all over and take turns on your dick until your mind is filled with nothing but thoughts of pink brown dragons

>>16794303
No matter how slow and gentle it is still rape
And besides she might go real hard if you let her into the groove of it, Tentacles are natural born rapists

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:25:04 2017 No.16794347 >>16794331 They only get half love, so if you are fine with them being half happy then it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:26:59 2017 No.16794357 >>16794343 And their minds will be nothing more than my meat pole and my cum inside of their wombs.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:27:25 2017 No.16794358

>>16794343
>They will lick you all over and take turns on your dick until your mind is filled with nothing but thoughts of pink brown dragons

That's my dream.

>>16794347
>Half love

Nuh uh! They get all the love, I don't split my love. I just each one with all my heart. And I know they'd be the happiest girls in the world because it would be my number one priority to make them that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:28:34 2017 No.16794363 Reminder that it is illegal to sexually torture monstergirls, especially loli ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:28:34 2017 No.16794365 >>16794343 I love the extra details about tentacle anatomy KC showed in this extra art. Namely: >Rub on tentacle's breasts, a slit in the skin there proceeds to open, revealing the nipple underneath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:29:52 2017 No.16794375 >>16794363 Well I personally don't like to sexually torture. I'd worship my waifu in a loli body. I'm pretty sure that's legal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:30:25 2017 No.16794376 File: 518 KB, 1126x1000, Baphomet_Angry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16794363 LIES!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:30:35 2017 No.16794378 >>16794365 What extra art?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:30:39 2017 No.16794379 >>16794363 That's just plain false anon, sexual torture is perfectly legal and even encouraged by some!

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:31:18 2017 No.16794384

>>16794358
Yeah anon. Keep saying that to yourself as one of them always wishes you spent more time with her.
When you talk about the ZD the wock gets sag and when you talk about the wock the ZD gets sad. You might talk about them later, but they still feel a little empty inside despite their smiles to fool you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:31:18 2017 No.16794385 >>16794343 It's nice how they're gentle and timid up until they touch you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:32:28 2017 No.16794390 >>16794375 That makes you a half pedo and it's illegal in some contries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:33:46 2017 No.16794398 >>16794390 give it a day or 2 after the portals open. the politicians will get pursueded

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:35:20 2017 No.16794408 >>16794398 Monster girls fear the corrupted energy that flows through the bodies of faceless fat old men and politicians. They can't deal properly with them.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:36:41 2017 No.16794416

>>16794384
That's why I try my hardest to talk about both and I'm sure they're fine. Because at the end of the day, it's not just the Wock I'm cuddling, it's not just the Zombie Dragon I'm cuddling. I'm cuddling them both and telling them both how much I love them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:38:46 2017 No.16794426 File: 63 KB, 561x600, smug squrel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16794408 let me refrase that. pursueded

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:39:14 2017 No.16794431 >>16794390 Atleast it's better than being a full pedo, a-amiright? >>16794398 >baphonet in office uniform walks into a politician's office >age of consent is lowered the next day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:39:52 2017 No.16794433 Wocks are overrated

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:42:23 2017 No.16794446 >>16794426 They are pretty small and smug and get all cowardly when face by a dick. I'm sure some guys would have two or three of those walking on all fours while being bounded by a leash. >>16794431 You are half right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:47:22 2017 No.16794471 >>16794416 You try your hardest, but that isn't enough especially for something like a dragon. Well at least they are the lusty ones so they don't get THAT sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:50:27 2017 No.16794485 >>16794471 Well if they ever felt like they weren't getting enough of my attention, all they have to do is ask and I'd make them both feel like the happiest girls in the world. Because at night they both have Otouto's cum in their wombs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:52:31 2017 No.16794493 >>16794343 Good, I hope she goes full on into it when she sees my ahegao!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:53:20 2017 No.16794498 >>16794485 I remember the time where loking at dragons was forbidden to you. That was quite the turn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 11:55:57 2017 No.16794513 >>16794485 Which one you filled the most? Which one you fucked the hardest? Which one do you love the most? No matter how many times you say that you love both of them, it will always seem so far away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:01:10 2017 No.16794533 >>16794378 The one from MGE volume 2 that the message I replied to used a cropped version of.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:03:39 2017 No.16794543

>>16794498
My love for dragons has escalated. What can I say?

>>16794513
>which one you filled the most
It would take a lot of training but I'd fill them the same, to the exact millilitre!

>which one you fucked the hardest
I'm more into slow gentle sex

>Which one do you love the most?
Both

If it means I have to reassure them I love them both every second of my life. Then it's worth it. I'd do absolutely anything to prove I love them both.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:09:57 2017 No.16794570 >>16794543 I can see that it escalated a lot. Imagine if your old self met with your new self. Before and after you met your waifus, how would it be? I know my past self would say that I have bad taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:12:51 2017 No.16794577 >>16794570 My former self would probably say how it's bad I imagine myself with those kind of fantasies of the Gods. Those same Gods burned a special place in my heart and that's how I got my big sisters. >spoiler But no taste is bad anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:15:01 2017 No.16794593 >>16794385 That's why I love them so much. They try so hard to behave and be innocent even if in the back of their mind they're suppressing voices of raperaperaperaperape my husband!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:17:06 2017 No.16794603 >>16794363 Sexual torture is for degenerates. Dominating lolis gently is what should be done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:17:29 2017 No.16794604 >>16794570 My past self would be disappointed and scared as I vehemently opposed all forms of waifuism. He'd be happy that I'm living out all my fetishes though, but maybe he'd be scared enough to turn his damn life around and stuff.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:21:51 2017 No.16794617

>>16794577
I can see your past self saying that they weren't dragons at all and you were just a creep. Guess you would have to show yourself how great dragons are sexually.

>>16794604
In my case I was always into the waifu stuff, but my tastes were very different.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:28:33 2017 No.16794645 >>16794617 Dragons are perfect and I'd even show my past self that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:30:50 2017 No.16794647 >>16794570 My past self would probably question the kind of lifestyle I'd want to live with my waifu, maybe even calling me a pussy or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:31:37 2017 No.16794651 >>16794645 I know they are perfect and so does your cultist self, but getting him to accept fucking not one but two dragons would be quite hard. But hey, since you are here that means it's possible!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:33:54 2017 No.16794663 Would your waifu pull an April's fools prank on you? Or the other way around?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:36:47 2017 No.16794676 >>16794663 I would change every gold coin in her hoard with chocolate ones.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:40:37 2017 No.16794693

>>16794651
Now I think about it. I can't remember why I started to like Dragons at that kind of level. I just sorta did. Then Jabberwocks and Zombie Dragons grew on me.

Maybe I'd convince my former self by letting one of my big sisters play patty cake with him to show him how gentle, soft and loving Dragons are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:41:04 2017 No.16794695 >>16794663 Oh it's April 1 in a few hours, totally forgot. >inb4 some lazy writefags' joke updates

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:43:02 2017 No.16794700
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>>16794651
I'd just throw em in a pit of their miasma and slobber and call it a day.
Oou, there's an idea actually. Memo to self: install miasma pit...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:44:58 2017 No.16794706 >>16794695 >writefags' joke updates That'd be something. >Writefag you thought was dead comes back >Just to say he's not gonna finish his story

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:46:01 2017 No.16794711

>>16794693
I always thought that you would end up with a Ryu with the whole worshipping thing and all of that with donations, praises and dragons being the most pure of all.
Then you went with most lusty and lewd ones that only accept you semen as donations.

>>16794700
Isn't that a bit too extreme?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:46:40 2017 No.16794714 >>16794663 Speaking plainly with no plans to mes with me, other than to mess with my paranoia from living with her eccentricities for so long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:49:13 2017 No.16794726 >>16794711 Don't get me wrong. I like Ryus, they're cute girls and definitely deserve a lot of worship. >Then you went with most lusty and lewd ones that only accept you semen as donations. T-This is a good thing? Right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:50:02 2017 No.16794731 >>16794711 >Isn't that a bit too extreme? ...Nah. It's like a husbando microwave. Prude goes in, willing husbando comes out. Now with 40% less radiation!

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:50:52 2017 No.16794735

>>16794663
April Fools Day is bondage booby-trap day for me and my waifu and our daughteru. That's where we hire a Gremlin to fill our house with lots of inconspicuous booby traps that put whoever trips them in various strict, compromising bondage situations. Releases would be timed of course just in case all three of us get trapped at the same time, but we'd have little contests to see who can find the most and if we can find them all.

It'd be a fun day!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:54:03 2017 No.16794745 >>16794731 It's a bit forceful. But I guess it works. Makes me think if I changed because while I was sleeping I had my big sister's blow their lewd breathe in my face.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:54:25 2017 No.16794746

>>16794735
I like you style, guy. I can see my Lady asking to blindfold me because she has a surprise, then proceeding to just outright string me up in bondage to edge and tease the whole day. When I ask what the prank was, she'd just smirk and ask 'What prank?' before breaking out the demon silver whip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:57:13 2017 No.16794756 >>16794663 Not really creative enough to think of something original. What prank do you pull on a Schedule Dog?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:58:47 2017 No.16794759 >>16794746 >demon silver whip I like this. I like this a lot.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:00:09 2017 No.16794762

>>16794726
I guess it's good for you. Thkugh it was quite the 180 that you did.

>>16794731
Oh the wonders of mamono mana.

>>16794745
Didn't you get some lewd with zombie along with some punishment and weird donations and was forced to love your wockers?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:00:45 2017 No.16794765
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>>16794756
Messing up her schedule like replacing her doing chores with more cuddles.

Or pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:02:26 2017 No.16794769 >>16794746 That sounds like a good prank anon, not malicious, yet very devious and unexpected. Would you try to get her back for it?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:03:50 2017 No.16794772

>>16794762
>Didn't you get some lewd with zombie along with some punishment and weird donations and was forced to love your wockers?

Yup. Oh I do love myself some good femdom. If I remember correctly it was her tail wrapping around my thigh tight, her tongue raping my mouth and some whipping with her tails (or was it claws?).

I must say, that version of me has calmed down a bit. And I think my onee sans helped me with that. I tend to imagine them more gently making love with me, being a little forceful because of their strength and size, but still quite soft and gentle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:04:08 2017 No.16794776 >>16794195 What's that weird tongue tentacle for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:07:25 2017 No.16794787 >>16794776 For raping your throat or your ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:09:47 2017 No.16794794 >>16794772 Nah, I remember it was her whipping your back with the whole punishment thing. Gentle femdom dragons are the best, but dominating them is fun too. Whether it's one or the other it always ends up with wing hugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:10:47 2017 No.16794796 >>16794787 MGE girls don't do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:12:08 2017 No.16794800 >>16794787 Hot >spoiler Not hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:12:53 2017 No.16794804 >>16794796 If you're a girl they will. If you're a guy they will just hug you, find an girl for you to fuck while they tease them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:14:48 2017 No.16794812 >>16794796 Acording to the fallen maidens tentacles do go up your ass, but since we are talking about a girl she'll ask you about it before going in. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:15:37 2017 No.16794815 >>16794812 >Acording to the fallen maidens Fallen brides, not fallen maidens. Which isn't canon.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:15:47 2017 No.16794816

Uh-oh anon! It looks like your waifu has contracted the Jubjub Flu, she's going to be uncontrollably aroused and dripping like a faucet for at least a month!

How do you deal with this?
Hard mode: you can't just have sex all the time, you have to still go about your daily lives.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:16:37 2017 No.16794819

>>16794794
I mean, I'm not big on the whole male dom thing. But if they came to me and asked if they could try it. What kind of Otouto am I to say no?

>Whether it's one or the other it always ends up with wing hugs.

Best part. Considering I got 2 pairs of wings hugging me. I'd look like I'm in a cocoon with my big sisters at my sides. Heaven.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:17:47 2017 No.16794822 >>16794812 I mean, I don't have a problem with prostate milking. But butt stuff that hardcore ain't me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:18:31 2017 No.16794824 I want a nursing handjob from a Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:18:54 2017 No.16794826 >>16794816 Give her a vibrator.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:19:57 2017 No.16794830 >>16794816 Since she can't leave the palace without everyone else complaining, I'd just go shopping for food. But she'd make the snow storms worse to force me back home. Guess she wins this time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:22:17 2017 No.16794838 >>16794819 Forced dom isn't that good, chances are that it will look wonky as fuck too. If you are just a sub all of the time then that's fine. It would make the double dragon happier that way. Gotta love those dragons naturally.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:23:33 2017 No.16794840

>>16794816
>How do you deal with this?
Get her to take off work so I can keep her at home. I'd still have my household obligations and a daughteru to take care of, so whenever I'm not having sex with her I'd need to keep her plugged up or bound to a fucking machine. I hope it's not contagious though, I'd be in a tight spot if my daughteru caught it too.

>Hard mode: you can't just have sex all the time, you have to still go about your daily lives.
Well, assuming it isn't contagious and she could actually go to work, I'd have to come up with a way to control her leaking as her leaving trails of lady juices in a science lab is a major safety hazard. Once that's sufficiently dealt with, I'd have her plugged with vibrators in the pussy and butt so she can at least hopefully focus on work between orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:24:26 2017 No.16794843 >>16794816 Fuck hard mode, we're disappearing to the bedroom till she's better.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:26:53 2017 No.16794849

>>16794816
>Lich
>Talks like normal
>Acts like normal
>Leaves a wet trail where ever she goes
>When I ask her about it she just looks at me, looks down and then looks up again and asks "Well, are you planing top help he or not?"
>Proceed to try and find a cure for Jubjub Flu and fuck her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:27:56 2017 No.16794853 >>16794838 Anything to make them happy, and I'm sorry to them if I can't really be the dom that well.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:30:50 2017 No.16794861

>>16794816
Can I call into her saying she's sick?

If not then I'd have a problem because she'd be like that at work and I'd still have to do my chores before she got home.

I'm going to have to wash a lot of her clothes and help her wipe away the drool. I just fear how this will look on her reputation. Although it would be a great opportunity to mask myself with her scent while washing her clothes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:32:52 2017 No.16794866 >>16794816 >Jubjub Flu What happens if a Jubjub gets the Jubjub Flu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:34:52 2017 No.16794874 >>16794866 You check her internal temperature with your thermometer and give her plenty of bedrest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:35:09 2017 No.16794875 >>16794866 Then you get like a mega Holst but with a Jubjub. All her Jub qualities get hyper accentuated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:35:41 2017 No.16794879 >>16794866 For the love of god make sure she's hydrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:40:21 2017 No.16794901 File: 252 KB, 791x1045, 1487944015513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16794866 She lactates like a Holstaur on top of being extra fertile

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:41:10 2017 No.16794902 >>16794866 Panic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:41:15 2017 No.16794903 >>16794853 Hey, it's not like it will matter too much unless they are subs. And being natural is better anyway, so just go on and love them the best way you can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:43:58 2017 No.16794916 >>16792820 https://imgur.com/a/sQJJm One of those 'heat of the moment'-moments. Don't zoom too close, first ever recolor attempt. Couldn't figure out the hair spots without ruining rest of the color.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:44:06 2017 No.16794917 >>16794903 I sure will! Going to go cuddle my big sisters right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:44:39 2017 No.16794920 >>16794917 Do they have names, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:45:31 2017 No.16794927 >>16794917 Just be careful if they do lewd breath at you at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:47:49 2017 No.16794940 >>16794916 I was wary about clicking imgur links after that funny business earlier but this is a welcome surprise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:49:30 2017 No.16794946 >>16794916 Gonna buy her a school girl uniform.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:50:31 2017 No.16794951

>>16794769
Of course. I'd be reserving my strength all day and when she takes me down thinking it's time for aftercare I'd turn the tables and use my own tools of the trade to pay her back in full aaaall night long.
The next day would almost certainly be entirely mutual aftercare in the baths.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:50:42 2017 No.16794953 >>16794940 >funny business earlier what funny business?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:51:11 2017 No.16794956 File: 55 KB, 204x184, IMG_0383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:52:50 2017 No.16794965

>>16794920
Not yet. I never really considered they'd need names and I just thought they'd have names already when I'd grow up with then. That and I'm horrendous at naming things.

>>16794927
That's probably a temptation all wock and ZD onee sans face. Seeing their little pure Otouto softly snoozing, hugging her with his head rested on her breasts. She's fighting the urge to blow lewd breathe into his face and make him addicted to her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:55:02 2017 No.16794976 >>16794953 Someone was posting futa and furry with imgur links but the less said about that the better. There's a cute amazon to look at now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:55:14 2017 No.16794978 What is the appeal of thighs, anons? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:57:54 2017 No.16794994 >>16794978 How do you not get it? Are you not human?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:59:03 2017 No.16794998 File: 2.13 MB, 4296x6080, tmp_23084-01 - cl6HL5S-1718166710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16794978 They're soft and really nice. But my interest in thighs is just an extension of my love for hips and midriffs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:59:16 2017 No.16794999 >>16794759 It is the Lady's speciality. Ain't nothin like a lewd flogging to tell me she loves me, or slowly raking it to show how much she cares.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:59:23 2017 No.16795000

>>16794978
>shows level of fertility
>thigh pinch for stockings and socks
>feels so soft to rub your face against
>they make for amazing pillows
>even better when they're muscle thighs because they can lock your head into place and have the ability to crush your skull like a watermelon
>UGGGHHHH THICCER

That's just to name a few. Although personally I'm a muscle thigh kinda guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:02:52 2017 No.16795018 >>16794866 NiagraFalls.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:03:52 2017 No.16795023 >>16794978 I find them sexy. What is the appeal of tits? What about ass? Hair? Armpits?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:06:22 2017 No.16795033

>>16794999
I love the idea that it's a whip that slowly makes you submit with each hit.

Oh gosh I can just imagine my waifu pushing my chin up with the whip while we're doing pet play, cracking me a "I love you" smile and then hitting me again. I'd submit in just a few hits because of a weak will but I'd try to hold out for her fun. She can move into marking me through possession marks once I've submitted.

But then again her marking me could be even better when I'm resisting. Damn this stuff is hard to decide because it's good either way. She could even use the whip as a sign of her dominance over me and then threatening to bring out the whip every time I screw up or do something she doesn't like. BUT THEN AGAIN this would make me want it because I'd be such a trembling little slut, weak at my knees.

What does your waifu do after you've submitted through the whip, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:16:42 2017 No.16795084 >>16795023 What IS the appeal of fucking armpits?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:17:34 2017 No.16795091 >>16794663 Pranking my vampire wife sounds borderline suicidal i dont think i got the stones to do it

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:18:51 2017 No.16795100

>>16795084
What's the appeal of making love to armpits or are you trying to make a serious point? I'm not so sure about actually make love to that spot.

>Sweat tastes nice
>musky smell makes you addicted
>they look delicious
>perfect for teasing
>Can make for great body worship

Well that's just a few of my reason why I'd lick my waifu's armpits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:20:00 2017 No.16795105 File: 121 KB, 550x533, klutz lich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I could coerce a Lich to finish this history paper for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:20:52 2017 No.16795109 >>16795000 Thank you for reinforcing my leg-locking fetish, muscle guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:21:26 2017 No.16795119 >>16794816 fuck hard mode,i will gladly pamper all her arousal and lewd needs until shes cured i will become her husbando daki and dick plug! even if i have to lock myself with her on our chamber for a month

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:22:50 2017 No.16795128

>>16795109
You're welcome my patrician.

Leglocking is god tier and especially when the girl had muscle thighs. She doesn't even need to hold your head down to lick her flower because your head is locked in her voice like thighs. You're only allowed out when she thinks you've done enough licking and/or she cums.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:28:29 2017 No.16795155 File: 676 KB, 1000x1000, comission__12_details_by_loen91-db2x6tx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16794978 They're squishy, soft, and nice.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:29:38 2017 No.16795161

>>16795033
Gad damn, sounds like you're takin to the idea rather well. Good!
Typically since I'm such a switch I can see me holding out as long as possible. I'd be egging her on after each strike while bound and chained up to the wall or ceiling, asking if that's all she's got, saying I thought Demons were supposed to be cruel, not timid prudish schoolgirls.
My win condition: she finally snaps and goes berserk with it, flaying at a mile a minute giving into sadism, then tearing me from my bindings and riding me hard while screaming in carnal lust.
Her win condition: She teases me out enough to the point I break and can't take it, begging her to do pretty much what I just described, but instead she flaunts her body close against me just out of reach. Followed by a demonic tonguejob, then standing before my suspended form and shoving my face into her pussy until I'm well and surely drowning.

Spoiler: it's a win win either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:33:03 2017 No.16795177 File: 299 KB, 700x714, 1490722572638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are so many foxes so smug?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:33:55 2017 No.16795181

>>16795161
Her win condition sounds lewd my dude. Although teasing her to do it harder sounds good and I can imagine it frustrating her and making her do it harder. If you're a big enough slut that's a win for you.

But besides, whips are god tier. But the questions is, what kind of whip is best whip? Of course they'd be made of demon silver but wouldn't that mean it would have to be like a chain? Because that's lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:35:31 2017 No.16795186 >>16795155 I love Wock claws and feet so much, I just want to lick them all over. But thicc brown dragon thighs are what life is all about. I'd just want to rest my head on them.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:35:35 2017 No.16795187

>>16795128
Here's the best musclegirl leglocking method:
She's doing short stroke pullups while holding you static in the air, penetrating her, with her legs. She pulls you up balls deep with every downstroke and lets you out a bit with every upstroke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:35:39 2017 No.16795188 >>16795177 Because secretly they want you to fuck the smugness out of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:36:17 2017 No.16795190 >>16795181 Chains are dark valkyrie tested and approved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:36:36 2017 No.16795191 >>16795188 But how can I fuck the smugness out of her when she's stepping on my dick and tickling my face with her tail while making that smug face?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:40:00 2017 No.16795201
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>>16795105
>Ask Lich waifu to do a history paper for you
>She agrees
>She doesn't use any books or sources
>She just writes down whet she saw and did during that time
>"Admiral Yi was interesting, He was very stoic and incorruptible. He also wanted me to dink rise sake with him. I had more important thing going on that day so I declined. A real shame since I never got the chance to drink with him due to the war."
>"Joan of Arc Was dull and uninteresting, she is only remembered due to luck in a siege battle. She was barley above averaged intellect form my experience talking with her."
>"Justinian the Great was a man with true ambition. He could talk for hours of his planes for his empire. And he did. A lot. A lot of that spark disappeared when his wife died. Still, he was probably one of the more interesting emperors that I have met."

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:41:11 2017 No.16795205 >>16795187 Wouldn't it be better for her to push you in wish an upstroke? But anyway, that's lewd. Gym sex with an MG sounds like something that has a lot of potential. I can see my waifu doing that to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:41:27 2017 No.16795206 >>16795191 You don't. You already lost to that fox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:42:17 2017 No.16795210 >>16795205 Her being the spring between two static points is somehow hotter than the both of you springing back and forth.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:42:30 2017 No.16795214

>>16795181
Lewd goes without question for someone of her pedigree. And don't think I don't pay her back twice as hard on nights where Im the dom. It's but one of many uses.
As for the type of whip, picture this: a long, black leather thing that's ends in a ninetail, but instead of knots at the end it's heart shaped barbs made of demon silver. That way you've still got the legitimate sting of the leather while the raking and flaying comes from the demon silver fletches that crackle at the end. Of course, that's but one variety, there's many more I would imagine of varying lengths and materials.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:45:32 2017 No.16795223 File: 355 KB, 1000x1333, 1490721663240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795206 I don't think I ever had a chance against this fox. Her cute voice and huge, eminently sniffable ears defeated me instantly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:46:44 2017 No.16795225 >>16795210 Yeah I can imagine it now and it sounds like it would be the better alternative. I'm such a slut for muscle thighs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:48:10 2017 No.16795234 >>16795105 >>16795201 >MGE lich >Knowing anything about earth history

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:48:27 2017 No.16795235 >>16795223 That's clearly because you aare weak. You need to start with weak smugs and work towards higher ones, but now it's too late for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:48:58 2017 No.16795238 >>16795214 That whip definitely sounds great to me. Is it a firm but still flexible Sargent's whip or like a wiggly snake whip? Because if it's the first then that's a perfect whip. Where can I buy one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:50:00 2017 No.16795244 >>16795223 I prefer Lion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:52:34 2017 No.16795256 File: 571 KB, 1530x1141, 1446050997474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795225 Muscle thighs are the best. I want to intercrural a legal muscleloli after she's done some hard squats and her inner thighs are flooded with warm blood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:55:25 2017 No.16795267 >>16795256 >intercrural I know it's dumb to ask. But what does this mean? >her inner thighs are flooded with warm blood. That sounds hot anon. I'd love to take a little rest on my waifu's thighs after her workout and she's got em warm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:55:42 2017 No.16795269 >>16795234 Shhhhh, let the fun flow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:55:56 2017 No.16795271 File: 89 KB, 736x799, 477d81a0e7a2c85a32cbc9d60c2f3512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THAT'S IT YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH IM GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:56:15 2017 No.16795273

>>16795238
Buddy, it's whatever you want it and order it to be. While I actually prefer the latter snake-style, the former is nice and brisk and doesn't take much windup to really unload on a man or monster, so good taste there.
I'm sure they're sold at any Monsters' Life store, sex shop or even blacksmith in Dark Demon Realm areas. Tell em Demonfag sent ya! You could even get custom engravings on it or a nice little personalized carrying case for the missus to put it in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:56:49 2017 No.16795278 >>16795269 >Fun Reee

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:57:14 2017 No.16795279 >>16795267 Thigh fucking. I'd rather do it with some plump demon thighs, but to each his own.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:57:16 2017 No.16795280

>>16795235
I'll try to defeat her on our wedding night, when she finally gives her virginity to me. I'll study for months so I can make her ahegao. She'll surely lose her smugness when she orgasms for the second time from my gentle yet powerful thrusts while I hold her hands and kiss her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:02:14 2017 No.16795308 >>16795280 You don't understand, anon. Even if you study, her smug will only get more and more powerful. At that point wehn you try to make her ahegao she'll do the most crazy thing and pull out a Smugao at you, which will make you forever her slut.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:02:36 2017 No.16795311

>>16795273
The best part is: you won't get judged for buying one!

>You could even get custom engravings on it or a nice little personalized carrying case for the missus to put it in.

Oh yes! I'd want my waifu to put something cute but possessive on it. Can't really think of anything off the top of my head but I just know it would be nice. All I can think about is something like "Husband Hitter 9000". The case sounds especially good because I imagine my waifu taking it out from under the bed and I'd know damn well what's in store for me that night.

>>16795279
Ooooh. That's hot. For me if I factor in the fearboner part of "she could crush my dick" it makes it even better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:05:30 2017 No.16795329 >>16794695 maybe I should finish my story for tomorrow. Have few drinks and force through the block.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:06:35 2017 No.16795336 >>16795271 I don't believe any of us expected someone to say that.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:07:30 2017 No.16795343

>>16795308
I will defeat her even if it takes my entire life. I'll work so hard to please her that one day she won't be able to control herself. On that day she will experience such profound joy and happiness and she will blush and I will have won. I will succeed, even if it's on my deathbed and what finally defeats her is when I thank her for staying by my side for my entire life and tell her there's nothing in the world that could have made me happier than marrying her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:09:08 2017 No.16795350 >>16795308 Not so smug when she's 8 months pregnant

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:10:52 2017 No.16795352

>>16795311
There you go my proverbial nigga. Pro tip though: get a JubJub-feather duster and some weresheep-wool rags along with a goodbye supply of ointments.
The duster to alternate its soft, teasing sensation along your sensitive skin while blindfolded so your body relaxes and doesn't anticipate the delicious whip-pain that comes out of nowhere, and the wool rags and ointment to calm and soothe your skin during aftercare. If I ran one of those stores, I'd be sure to sell em in a bundle!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:12:03 2017 No.16795362 >>16795352 *good, not goodbye. Bleagh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:12:15 2017 No.16795363 File: 384 KB, 1235x1275, 1489112932068.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What can Elementals eat aside from their husbands man juice, because I bet Ignis' love spicy stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:17:47 2017 No.16795384 >>16795350 with plenty of fried tofu with pickles cravings and belly rubs?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:18:17 2017 No.16795390

>>16795343
Damn anon. If you are willing to sacrifice yourself to deliver such a powerful attack then I"m sure she would lose at that point. Don't blame me if she smugs in the afterlife though.

>>16795350
Fox magic can make pregnancy feel really good and satisfying, so there is smug even while she is giving birth. The kid comes smug too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:18:23 2017 No.16795391 >>16795384 No, anon. Indulging her will restore her smug.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:24:15 2017 No.16795420

>>16795390
I will be the smug one when she arrives in the afterlife having died of grief soon after me. She'll plop in with eyes red from crying and I'll hug her for days. I won't even have to take breaks to eat or go to the bathroom, since we're dead. I'll be able to hug her for eternity.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:24:19 2017 No.16795421

>>16795352
Yes! It just sounds so perfect! I know I'd be a regular visitor to a store like that.

>The duster to alternate its soft, teasing sensation along your sensitive skin

So teasing before the whip? I like that. I'd especially love the talk that came with it as she ran the delicate feathers across my sensitive skin. Something like "your skin is so fragile and sensitive to the touch. Would be a shame to see it ruined". Could also work on my balls and dick.

>blindfolded

I just love blindfolds so much, and when you incorporate it with the whip it makes it so much better. The surprise and shock that would hit my body once she strikes me unexpectedly would turn to pleasure really fast. But that short little jolt of pain followed by pleasure would feel like heaven. Jesus I love this idea so much.

>wool rags and ointment to calm and soothe your skin during aftercare.

How nice it would be if my waifu to care for me like that. Usually it would be me tending to her, but seeing her gently calm me down like that after a good punishment is really intimate and helps build a sense of her caring for me.

Now I think about it, why the hell haven't I included MGE materials into my daily life and sex life with my waifu more often? It just makes it so much better and from now on I'll try to do that. Thanks for that!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:26:03 2017 No.16795427 >>16795420 Well, there are other ways to beat smug that are way better than the method you used, but hey, at least you won I think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:28:20 2017 No.16795435 >>16795427 >other ways to beat smug that are way better Like what? Orgasm denial?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:28:55 2017 No.16795437 Has anyone here gotten commissions or requests done but not posted them here for whatever reason? That's an acceptable practice, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:30:16 2017 No.16795442 >>16795437 Just don't talk about them and nobody will know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:30:32 2017 No.16795443 >>16795435 Like teasing and annoying her, but in your case that wouldn't work because she was a smug fox and you were just a bellow average smug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:30:34 2017 No.16795444 >>16795421 Happy to help, my mane! It's fun coming up with new ways to work with what the world has to offer. Glad to hear you sounding like you'd make great use of it. Another good deed of the day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:30:56 2017 No.16795447 >>16795437 To me it sounds fine. But that's probably because I don't have any commissions are requests.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:31:26 2017 No.16795449 >>16795427 How can they be way better than the one where I get to spend eternity with my beloved wife in perfect happiness?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:31:45 2017 No.16795451 >>16795437 This >>16795442 Sometimes I don't feel like it fits the discussion and I don't post that many images overall, sometimes I just don't really feel like it,

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:31:57 2017 No.16795453
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>>16795437
Sure it is. There's plenty of NSFW or 40k-related commissions I haven't posted here, even though they're Monstergirl themed. Requests should probably be shared though. After all, the artist did them for free and their works deserves to be seen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:32:34 2017 No.16795456 >>16795437 Yu have no obligation to post here anon, no matter who you are. Personally, I have one version of one commission, 2 versions of another commission, and 2 different requests that I haven't posted here for to a couple of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:35:24 2017 No.16795478 >>16795449 You could do those things with your family while alive you know? But oh well, maybe your daughteru would carry the smug legacy of her mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:38:35 2017 No.16795488 >>16795437 I've got one commission idea that I've held off on because I know it would end up here eventually and I don't want it to be used for shitposting, otherwise I've shared everything I've commissioned/requested.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:38:38 2017 No.16795489 >>16795435 If you ignore smug it can modify into a pout, which is easier to handle. Easier said than done, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:39:36 2017 No.16795492 >>16795437 I wish I had the money to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:39:40 2017 No.16795493 >>16795489 I want to try being patronizing and playing with her ears while she smugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:43:28 2017 No.16795501 >>16795437 I've posted all the commissions I requested so far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:45:08 2017 No.16795506 File: 536 KB, 1000x1200, Mothest new.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is a moth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:47:46 2017 No.16795515 >>16795506 Is a whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:49:09 2017 No.16795519 >>16795506 Cute and curvy. Wish Buck would hurry up and finish the set.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:49:13 2017 No.16795520 >>16795506 Slut

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:49:24 2017 No.16795523 >>16795437 Anyone who doesn't share lewds is a selfish scumbag. Unless of course you're doing it for the 'purity' of the subject, in which case you are in fact an autistic scumbag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:49:26 2017 No.16795522 >>16795515 Sloppy seconds are the best, anon. There's nothing wrong with being or fucking a whore as long as everyone's honest about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:49:47 2017 No.16795525 >>16795363 A Glacies feeds on human heat. From the looks of her she has been stealing it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:50:16 2017 No.16795528 >>16795522 Nice one man. Almost thought it was real for a second.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:50:29 2017 No.16795530 >>16795506 >>16795515 It's a whore moth that I would fock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:50:37 2017 No.16795531 >>16795363 I want to PLOW that Ice-cream Glacies

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:51:22 2017 No.16795533 >>16795515 Be careful or Buck will go crazy again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:51:59 2017 No.16795537 >>16795528 Nothin wrong with a slut who's cool with being a slut >>16795533 Buck don't come here no more

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:53:27 2017 No.16795541 >>16795537 Come on man. Ain't nobody biting. Reel in and cast again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:54:01 2017 No.16795542 >>16795537 Abscond cocksucker.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:56:06 2017 No.16795546

>>16795541
Look my dude, not everyone is here to imagine a married life where they've waited for their one true love monstergirl that they met in third grade
Some people just like sexy pictures of mothwomen and don't care if she's 'a slut', read, has been drawn with different guys before
It's a fictional character, not your waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:57:03 2017 No.16795553 >>16795546 This is some A-class bait. Impressive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:57:08 2017 No.16795554 File: 3 KB, 102x184, LOOKS LIKE RAPE'S BACK ON THE MENU GIRLS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:57:27 2017 No.16795557 File: 211 KB, 700x565, 1464766468243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795506 Her design is very cute, even if she's not for me. There is only one moff for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:58:22 2017 No.16795562 >>16795546 You improved this time. But like I said, reel in and cast again because it's just not working my man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 15:59:24 2017 No.16795566 >>16795557 Yandere moths a cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:00:48 2017 No.16795573 >>16795537 THINKING MAN'S FETISH

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:01:15 2017 No.16795575

>>16795546
You're not going deep enough. That's just casual sex. The real prize are massive creampie gangbangs. I want to fuck a real cumslut of a Succubus right in the slimy, cum-filled vagina and splash more of it out with every thrust until I leave my own load in there to mix with the others.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:03:12 2017 No.16795580

>>16795546
Normally I'd agree, I don't care about the monster girl having fucked a guy or two before because I might have fucked a monster girl or two before meeting her too.

The issue is that the month is by buck and she's known for gangbang/futa/trap/monsterboy stuff though. There's a difference between a non-virgin and a girl who's had three cocks in her at once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:03:16 2017 No.16795582 >>16795533 Who cares about that fag

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:03:19 2017 No.16795583
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>>16795553
>>16795562
For one, you know if you reply to something saying 'nice bait' it just shows you've apparently been baited, right?
Second, while I'm not sure about the whole sloppy seconds thing, that statement isn't really egregious or anything. There are plenty of people who have expressed the desire to simply fuck different MGs without getting into relationships with them. As long as the image in question isn't showing a gangbang or NTR or monsterboys or some such things, I don't see why it should be shunned away because people want to associate it with other images that aren't being posted.
My two cents, anyway.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:03:27 2017 No.16795584 [SPOILER]

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>>16795575
>I want to fuck a real cumslut of a Succubus right in the slimy, cum-filled vagina and splash more of it out with every thrust until I leave my own load in there to mix with the others.
So you wanna fuck Mari_____?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:03:31 2017 No.16795585 >>16795546 Why are you even trying? You already know what eveyone is going to say regardless of you trying to bait or not. No one will ever accept a girl taking more than one cock. Never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:04:18 2017 No.16795587 >>16795580 >month Moth auto correct, I meant moth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:04:20 2017 No.16795588 >>16795582 Buck is a tumblrina.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:05:42 2017 No.16795593 Christ I just posted a picture of a mothgirl, what the hell is this all about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:06:06 2017 No.16795597 >>16795584 I would be happy to. Especially if she kept the sundress on and went off to do other stuff afterwards without cleaning up or anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:06:40 2017 No.16795598 Bait taken too seriously

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:06:48 2017 No.16795599 >>16795583 >calling out bait means you're caught Stick to crayons anon, just trust me on this one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:06:54 2017 No.16795600 >>16795583 >gangbang or NTR or monsterboys It's funny because you said that while posting art from that shitty artist who does all those things. Now kill yourself.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:10:23 2017 No.16795612
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>tfw had a dream about MGs
>I was trapped in a chapel with an Amazon sized Succubus
>And she was chasing me around in a mad fervor with terrifying looks on her face
>Slobbering and letting out horrific screams too
>When I looked around more closely I noticed something
>That I had been in this chapel before
>Just as she tackled me I woke up

The chapel was from Bloodborne.

She was the Blood Starved Beast but as a big Succubus.

I don't want to dream anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:11:29 2017 No.16795616 >>16795612 >>Just as she tackled me I woke up What a cocktease. I feel sorry for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:11:45 2017 No.16795617 >>16795612 You kiddin? That sounds great!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:11:55 2017 No.16795618 >>16795593 A moth girl from an artist who draws shit situations and had a meltdown on tumblr because 2 people at the end of a dying thread on page 10 dared say something bad about gangbangs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:11:55 2017 No.16795619 >>16795593 anons can't handle that some of us just want to fuck mgs and not have a waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:11:56 2017 No.16795620 >>16795616 >cocktease Chances are it would've just ate him.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:12:20 2017 No.16795623

>>16795593

The artist has drawn some stuff, in the past, that the thread wasn't happy with. I don't believe they posted it here. The girl you posted is liked by some and shunned by others, due to the nature of her character.

That's the most objective description I can give. People in the thread disagree on how to handle situations like these.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:12:42 2017 No.16795625 >>16795575 >I want to fuck a real cumslut of a Succubus right in the slimy, cum-filled vagina and splash more of it out with every thrust until I leave my own load in there to mix with the others. That makes two us of anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:13:24 2017 No.16795629 >>16795619 Keep baiting, people already told you why it't shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:13:35 2017 No.16795630 >>16795620 Bitejobs are good too, particularly when it comes to abominations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:14:26 2017 No.16795631 >>16795575 >>16795625 Well I know which MGQ girl you two like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:14:41 2017 No.16795633 >>16795619 No, anons can't handle that monster girls are willing to fuck more than one guy at once. Fucking before marrying is already a sin, fucking two guys at once is enough to get her a free pass to a purging section with the order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:14:42 2017 No.16795634 >>16795629 that's nice dear

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:15:31 2017 No.16795643 >>16795612 >Not wanting the Cum Starved Beast to make you her husband Weakling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:16:33 2017 No.16795649 >>16795631 Who would that be? I've never played MGQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:16:34 2017 No.16795650 >>16795633 >Fucking before marrying is already a sin Of all the places to see people holding puritan values on 4chan, I did not expect to see it in the Monster Girl Thread which is like 90% porn or doujin related You guys are weird

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:16:37 2017 No.16795651 >>16795633 I agree with the two guys, but I don't really care about if she fucked a guy before as long as she doesn't care if I fucked a girl before, just seems fair

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:18:19 2017 No.16795658 >>16795625 I'd kinda like to try an anal gangbang with her propped with her ass up so that it all drains deeper inside her so she can really drool it out from under her dress afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:18:22 2017 No.16795659 Sometimes I consider if joining the Order is a good idea. Considering a lot of MGs have had previous partners. I ain't shitting or anything. It's just a personal preference.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:18:55 2017 No.16795661
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>>16795650
Stick around, you ain't seen nothin yet.

Still, this whole tired out argument is yet again redundant and won't go anywhere. I am deploying the Emergency Shortstack Desert Foxu to remedy the situation.

EMERGENCY
SHORTSTACK
DESERT
FOXU

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:20:10 2017 No.16795670 File: 147 KB, 474x500, 1484179438379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the thread I make gets the most shitposty >again God fucking dammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:20:38 2017 No.16795674 File: 1.77 MB, 986x1000, 1477636505845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795659 That's a very good choice, anon. Paladin-chans are pure, just as pure as their love for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:21:12 2017 No.16795677 File: 171 KB, 1066x924, Desert Shortstack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795661

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:21:14 2017 No.16795678 >>16795661 Shortstacks always save the day!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:21:16 2017 No.16795679 >>16795661 That's a lot of milk. I'm going to need a lot of cereal, and a larger spoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:21:53 2017 No.16795687 >>16795659 >tfw my best MG girl never has previous partners It is a good feel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:22:26 2017 No.16795690 >>16795661 Praise Hathor! >>16795677 PRAISE HATHOR

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:22:27 2017 No.16795691 >>16795674 I want to be a Squire to a Paladin and remain pure in the beautiful Order cities. Actually sounds like quite the nice life.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:22:49 2017 No.16795692

>>16795658
You could take it even farther and have her use a plug when she isn't screwing. Then the next day when she has another gangbang, it just adds up day after say, swelling up her tummy. Then when she's about to burst, take out the plug and watch as day's worth of cum just pours out

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:22:57 2017 No.16795694 >>16795674 She has excellent taste in armors, but I bet I have more sunlight medals than her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:23:45 2017 No.16795699 >>16795650 See, that's where people get tricked. It's not Monster girl thread, it's Monster Waifu thread. >>16795651 I do prefer purity, but I don't see why girls can't go around fucking guys and getting their meals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:23:56 2017 No.16795700 >>16795674 >>16795670 What Monstergirls are in these images?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:24:18 2017 No.16795704

>>16795633
>Fucking before marrying is already a sin
We've said multiple times in multiple discussions that many of us don't care if she's not a virgin, but you faggots keep saying this and putting it at the same level than gangbangs.

Why do I even keep replying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:25:09 2017 No.16795709 >>16795704 >many

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:25:41 2017 No.16795712 >>16795709 Yes, many.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:26:02 2017 No.16795714 >>16795692 >Then the next day when she has another gangbang >implying she ever stopped She'd just keep getting railed non-stop for days, getting all the food and drink she needs from sucking some of the guys off and swallowing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:26:08 2017 No.16795715 >>16795704 >many of us don't care if she's not a virgin Fuck you dude, I want to break a cakes hymen.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:26:26 2017 No.16795717

>>16795677
That Greentext is a veritable classic already for me, its just so perfect.
>>16795678
We need a superheroine shortstack squeezed in to squeaky spandex!
>>16795679
Or you could just squeeze it straight from the taps. That's what she wants you to do, you manhandling stud you.
>>16795690
Praise!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:27:25 2017 No.16795723 >>16795715 Why do you even reply to me, I also like virgins but I have no problem with a non virgin if she was never involved in the shit these three faggots are defending.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:27:37 2017 No.16795725 >>16795704 I'd either want my waifu to be a virgin or be a complete whore who's screwed 100s if not 1000s of guys. I know. I have a serious problem. I wish I could get rid of these shit fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:27:57 2017 No.16795728 >>16795704 >many of us No, I'M the real Anonymous!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:28:09 2017 No.16795730 >>16795712 Well not me atleast. Being pure is important to me. >inb4 nobody gives a shit Just a preference and different way of seeing things. I mean if you want MGs who are like that then that's fine. No hymen, no diamond.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:28:26 2017 No.16795734 >>16795704 his argument is literally stop liking what I don't like, I could understand if it was actual gangbangs or a fucked up fetish, but I just want to fuck monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:28:41 2017 No.16795736 >>16795714 Even better

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:29:26 2017 No.16795741 File: 332 KB, 550x440, 1485015129366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795728 None of us are real. None of this is real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:29:47 2017 No.16795743 >>16795730 that's ok, its fine to have different opinions

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:29:53 2017 No.16795744 >>16795704 >many of us Nah, I'm pretty sure the majority are purityfags

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:29:53 2017 No.16795745 File: 1.44 MB, 1693x1361, 1490992193536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795690 PRAISE Arachnotaur! Bringer of the unbreakable hardwood flooring, fancy spider dances, NecroMoomicon, and Holy Chocolate Milk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:29:56 2017 No.16795746 >>16795700 One of them is a zombie.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:30:23 2017 No.16795751

>>16795633
>>16795704
I just don't like the gangbang stuff, one or two guys in her past that she raped and threw away is fine by me but taking two, three or more dicks at once is a no go in my books.

I can see why most people would care about being their special girl's fist time and that's perfectly okay. Posting buck's stuff is asking for a shitstorm though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:31:06 2017 No.16795756 But you'll never be the one to break her hymen!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:31:12 2017 No.16795757 >>16795687 Unicorn? Because that's the only MG who doesn't ride dick carousels

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:32:38 2017 No.16795763 >>16795700 One is mysterious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:32:39 2017 No.16795765 >>16795704 There is your answer. Monster girls are destined to be waifus the moment they are born, and because of that they aren't allowed to see a dick no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:33:01 2017 No.16795767 >>16795745 I've never seen that image before, its cute. Ushi's can be really cool design wise. I kind of wish they'd be a BIT more mellow instead of 0 to 1000 rapetrains, I'd like to ride one around on an adventure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:33:31 2017 No.16795768 >>16795757 Not really my man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:33:50 2017 No.16795770 >>16795756 >implying Succubi don't love to get a wombful of cum and then regenerate an imperforate hymen to hold it in for shits and giggles It's all gonna flood out when you out it in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:34:38 2017 No.16795773 >>16795770 That's just disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:36:58 2017 No.16795782 File: 671 KB, 940x1330, 60937601_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Nerdubi so cute? We just don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:37:43 2017 No.16795785 >the shitposting from earlier and right now has yet to be napalmed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:38:29 2017 No.16795787 >>16795770 This is what I imagine succubus' pranks are like. "Oh, you thought were the first one to get a taste me? Silly boy, now your dick is covered in the cum of everyone I screwed yesterday."

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:38:49 2017 No.16795789 >>16795785 >people who disagree with me are shitposting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:39:10 2017 No.16795791 File: 243 KB, 1010x696, 1456403616364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795704 >many of us don't care if she's not a virgin >In a thread primarily dedicated to an escapist fantasy This is blatant astroturfing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:39:12 2017 No.16795792 >>16795782 Best girl tied with Machi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:39:38 2017 No.16795795 >>16795787 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:40:04 2017 No.16795799 >>16795791 some of us just want to dick monstergirls

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:40:13 2017 No.16795801

>>16795704
I don't mind it either. But there will always be people who not only don't like or accept it but will reach to react to it even if it's an unrelated image, like just posting a picture of Buck's moth.
You have to understand there's a lot of very sensitive people in here that feel threatened by even the anecdotal suggestion of being heartbroken by these characters they've built up to solve all of their frustrations, sexual or otherwise, in their minds. It's a raincloud in the distance on a planet that's never had rain before, of course they're going to freak out about it. Best just let it lie and try to let it blow over when they overreact like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:40:22 2017 No.16795803 >>16795787 It's even funnier if she's polymorphed into a class prez and tosses the glasses and braids and turns back into a gyaru when it washes over you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:40:23 2017 No.16795804 >>16795787 Fuck off already

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:40:54 2017 No.16795807 >>16795799 But you some don't have to be shitposters about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:41:28 2017 No.16795809 Would a Kikimora have two versions of her daily attire? One that covers her breasts for when she's in public or company is over, and one that leaves her breasts uncovered for when she and her master are in private.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:41:33 2017 No.16795810

>>16795730
>No hymen, no diamond.

You realize intact hymen does not equal virgin, right? Just like someone with a broken hymen can still be a virgin (i.e. born without a intact hymen or had it broken through other means than sex).

>>16795757

Not true, she's just the only one known who cares if her husband has had any previous partners.

Other monsters known to pretty much always be virgins when first having sex with the man they decide is their husband include mantises, salamanders, lizardmen, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:42:04 2017 No.16795811 >>16795789 >blatant trolling with cuckshit isn't shitposting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:42:33 2017 No.16795813 >>16795801 it's fine if that's what they want, but they shouldn't force it on the rest of us

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:43:36 2017 No.16795818 >>16795811 I'm the one who doesn't care if she's a virgin or not

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:43:41 2017 No.16795820

>>16795810
>You realize intact hymen does not equal virgin, right? Just like someone with a broken hymen can still be a virgin (i.e. born without a intact hymen or had it broken through other means than sex).

And guess what? I don't care. These are monster girls and my point still stands.

If she's not a virgin I don't want to touch soiled goods. That's the man before me's responsibility and not mine. Also other insecurities but I just don't want to have sloppy seconds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:43:44 2017 No.16795821 >>16795809 I can see them being big into lingerie, especially the revealing night gowns and stuff (like Mono drew).

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:44:06 2017 No.16795822

>>16795809
My Automaton maidwife most certainly would. And if she's feeling especially teasing she may even leave the back in slutty oou-la-la mode while the front is in proper attire, then just stand in front of me the whole time showing off her big wobbly rump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:45:14 2017 No.16795824 >>16795799 There's a difference between dicking a monstergirls, and dickingx5 a monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:46:16 2017 No.16795830 >There are people who get off with the idea of sharing a girl and having multiple dicks near him and semen everwywhere. Just say you want to go Alp, guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:46:24 2017 No.16795832 >>16795824 yeah gangbangs are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:47:40 2017 No.16795836 >>16795832 Well that's what I've been trying to say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:48:24 2017 No.16795838 >>16795832 Upboated

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:48:32 2017 No.16795841 >>16795836 I still don't care if she's a virgin or not

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:48:33 2017 No.16795842 >>16795757 Vanilla dragons are mostly pure too until she zombifies. I'm sure there are exceptions, but dragon waifus a pure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:49:10 2017 No.16795846 >>16795832 I wouldn't actually want to be in the middle of a gangbang. I'd just wanna watch or jump in after everyone is finished.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:49:37 2017 No.16795847 >>16795704 >speaking for the thread Used goods fags, everyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:50:10 2017 No.16795853 >>16795842 Well, mosr dragons probably are besides Wocks since they not only are diamond but also from wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:50:10 2017 No.16795854 Can we stop with this argument and discuss fit maidos instead? https://www.maidgym.me/ >Jinko in maid uniform will never spot for you and insist using bigger weights.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:50:30 2017 No.16795858 >>16795830 But anon, they merely wish to shitpost. It's their culture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:50:37 2017 No.16795859 >>16795841 Neither do I, but I don't care if she fucked/raped a guy, not if she was some gangbang slut. >>16795846 >I'd just wanna watch or jump in after everyone is finished. Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:51:01 2017 No.16795863 >>16795830 I kinda do, I'd love to become a cute girl and get pumped to the brim like an onahole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:51:40 2017 No.16795865 >>16795847 Falseflag more

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:52:02 2017 No.16795868 >>16795846 You're still here, Sloppy seconds-kun?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:52:47 2017 No.16795872 >>16795853 Wocks aren't pure?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:53:19 2017 No.16795876 >>16795859 >>16795868 No, I mean all female gangbang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:53:33 2017 No.16795878 You know what's great? Monster Girl Gentle Femdom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:54:28 2017 No.16795886 File: 92 KB, 720x512, 1487762709748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I wonder what the humans are talking about today?" >"Oh my, this thread is... enlightening." It's too late. For all of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:54:48 2017 No.16795889 >>16795872 They are kinky as shit and I hardly doubt you would find a pure one unless she's a loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:54:55 2017 No.16795890 File: 166 KB, 1000x1000, 1490134880395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The shortstack desert fox didn't seem to have enough of an effect. Now attempting Smiling Chibi P'Orc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:55:01 2017 No.16795892 >>16795878 Gentle femdom is always the best. Gentle trampling is my favorite, but gentle bitejobs and gentle CBT are good, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:55:26 2017 No.16795895 >>16795889 Really? Like canonically aswell?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:55:54 2017 No.16795900 >>16795892 CBT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:55:57 2017 No.16795902 >>16795895 No. You could just go read their profile if you want...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:56:31 2017 No.16795907 >>16795900 Ball crushing, he's apparently memeing on 'gentle' femdom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:56:44 2017 No.16795908 >>16795890 Loen's smiles brighten my day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:57:12 2017 No.16795910 >>16795907 Ball fondling might count?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:57:31 2017 No.16795912 >>16795895 If monster girls are as slutty as the guide says and wock is related to diamonds and it's not just a coincidence then yes. Don't worry though, I'm sure your nee-san loves you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:57:49 2017 No.16795914 >>16795902 Yeah sorry, I was just wondering. Actually I was just asking stupid question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:58:01 2017 No.16795915 >>16795910 That's not what CBT implies in the fetish sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:58:01 2017 No.16795916 >>16795907 >he's apparently memeing on 'gentle' femdom You should read some of dat dere loli-oni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:58:52 2017 No.16795920 >>16795915 Well anyway I'd like a Monster girl to fondly my balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:59:03 2017 No.16795921 >>16795908 I'd give em three bucks a day if we got a cute little doodle like that once a day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:59:36 2017 No.16795924 >>16795890 I wanna make her take a bath in BBQ sauce!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:59:39 2017 No.16795925 >>16795912 >as slutty as the guide says Let's not hope you're thinking that they all fuck a different man every day and thinking all species are the same. I'm not saying they're all virgins though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:59:39 2017 No.16795926 File: 987 KB, 716x872, 1391561413589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795890 Too weak. The only thing with enough power is a Sliming Chibi Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:00:11 2017 No.16795929 >>16795914 Yeah, anon. Monster girls are pure. Don't believe their lies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:00:16 2017 No.16795930 >>16795912 I try my hardest not to headcanon and I really want to stay out of arguments like this. But maybe I'll just splash a little headcanon on that to say she's pure when I meet her. I also bet she loves me, I know it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:00:34 2017 No.16795934 File: 1.39 MB, 2485x3557, 1487842412128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795926 >Sliming N-nani?! A slime lilim?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:01:25 2017 No.16795937 >>16795926 lilims a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:01:51 2017 No.16795938 >>16795930 I say this in the most non-insulting way I can muster, but are you on the autism spectrum, Dragon nee-san guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:02:12 2017 No.16795940 >>16795934 I fucked up. You never kno, though. A slime mutation lilim could be born some day.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:02:14 2017 No.16795941

>>16795925
I'm not saying they are all virgins either. I'm just saying that they might have sex before, and being from the second most insane place in the world and raping visitors whole also bearing the sigil of a degenerate who knows what might happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:03:51 2017 No.16795947 >>16795938 I never checked. But if I look back on the spergy stuff I've done in my childhood. Probably. But that's enough blogposting from me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:03:54 2017 No.16795948 >>16795941 That Diamond thing, outside of Trumparts themselves, has no significance though. It's just a design motif.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:04:09 2017 No.16795949 >>16795937 anon a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:05:00 2017 No.16795951 >>16795949 Too far.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:05:04 2017 No.16795952

>>16795895
>>16795912
Nah, the guide says that many monster girls just end up settling for the first guy that they screw. They go in with the attitude "I just want some spirit energy, this guy means nothing to me," and end up keeping the guy at the end. They end up keeping the guy because for monster girls, spirit energy just tastes so good to them that once they get a little bit of it they're hooked. And since the guy they just screwed is a source of spirit energy, they just end up taking him as their husband. So really, in most cases, it's just a matter of getting to a monster girl before any other guy does. Do that and profess your undying love for her and you're pretty much good to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:05:30 2017 No.16795956 >>16795949 but I'm not a sonic oc tier shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:05:35 2017 No.16795957 >>16795948 Doesn't change the fact that they are from wonderland though and that place is messy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:05:43 2017 No.16795959 >>16795956 your face is

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:05:57 2017 No.16795960

>>16795947
Fair enough. It just seems like its hard for you to pick up on sarcasm or being pranked sometimes.
Either way, I'm sure your Dragon Onees will love you and are as pure as can be for you. I've officially added playing paddy-cake while high off of miasma with my Dolly as things I want to do in the afterglow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:05:58 2017 No.16795961 >>16795941 I want a cheshire to teach me about the wonders of Wonderland. I'll trust her implicitly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:06:53 2017 No.16795965 >>16795959 they'll never get the mcmuffin that unlocks their REAL power

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:07:24 2017 No.16795967 >>16795960 I mean, after what happened with him and that guy I would be warry of shitpost as well.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:09:05 2017 No.16795971
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>>16795961
I'd approach her and say I want her to explain and guide me through, but before she can try anything say that I want her to first get the facesitting and dick teasing out of the way. That way I won't be distracted by her huge wobbly wonderful ass as she leads me around since she'll have gotten me off five or six times.
That's how you fluster a smugcat.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:10:24 2017 No.16795979

>>16795912
This is the dumbest logic in the thread yet. Completely ignoring the fact that the symbol thing only really applies to the Trumparts, the Diamond only says they're deviants who're into super kinky stuff and causing mischief. That's not "lol they're whores".

Why has the thread been targeted with so much baiting and shitposting lately, did we get linked to somewhere?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:11:24 2017 No.16795983

>>16795960
>spoiler

Do I really look that stupid? Shit. Sorry.

But thanks for the cheering up. I know they love me and I love them.

>I've officially added playing paddy-cake while high off of miasma with my Dolly as things I want to do in the afterglow.

Sounds really really cute doing this. I mean it's not like a "dude weed lmao" kind of high but more of a ditzy cuddling kind of high? Because the latter sounds the best in my opinion. But it's ok whichever way you do it and at the end of the day it doesn't matter because it's happy time with your special dragon.

I only fear I'd get suffocated between two tall busty onee sans. Would be a good way to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:12:05 2017 No.16795991 >>16795934 Nureonago are cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:12:33 2017 No.16795993 >>16795967 Did that guy take a vacation or something? He was mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:16:12 2017 No.16796010 >>16795704 Oh, fuck you buddy. Stop making things up to make yourself look better.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:16:43 2017 No.16796014

>>16795983
All memes aside, being autistic does not mean you're stupid, anon.

And no no no, its definitely a ditzy, touchy feely kind of high. I imagine the specific effects are a drastic lowering of intelligence that instead gets pushed into horniness and need for touching. But in the moments outside of it just driving one to fuck, it would lead to lots of airheaded giggling and not worrying about a thing in the world while casually feeling each other up and such. A right fun time!
And that would be quite a way to go. I'm sure they'd both give you the kiss of life. And again when they boob-focate you again. And again. And again, and again...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:17:00 2017 No.16796015 >>16795633 Those are words.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:19:46 2017 No.16796023 >>16795830 If you can't handle being in a ShinDoL scenario no one's going to judge you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:20:26 2017 No.16796028 >>16795993 Probably. That or he is posting right now with the amount of bad stuff around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:20:46 2017 No.16796029 >>16796010 >making things up to make yourself look better Sorry I don't care about opinions of future Alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:21:55 2017 No.16796032 >>16796014 Holy shit not him but that sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:22:27 2017 No.16796034 >>16796028 It may just be me, but the amount of blatant and unashamed baiting that has gone on today is a little suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:22:44 2017 No.16796037 >>16795863 That's pretty gay, Anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:23:49 2017 No.16796043 >>16796037 It's not gay if it's a girl getting fucked, anon. That's literally hetero by definition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:24:12 2017 No.16796047 >>16795704 >Call posts that disagree with him bait >People call his post bait because they disagree with him Now you know how it is.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:24:16 2017 No.16796048

>>16796014
I've made myself look like a right fool in the past though. I probably do come off as autistic and I think some people here dislike me. So I apologise to those people. No pity party stuff intended.

>it would lead to lots of airheaded giggling and not worrying about a thing in the world while casually feeling each other up and such. A right fun time

Sounds like an absolute blast if I'm honest anon. A great way to cool down after a long day and I imagine it being very cuddly and giggly. Just laying under a bunch of blankets, high off dragon breathe while telling my onee sans how much I love them with a slurred tongue. Going to give them so many high hugs my arms will be sore.

We'd just eat food, cuddle, kiss, have slow cuddle fucks and maybe if our minds are stable enough play video games. I wish I could have that with them right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:24:44 2017 No.16796050 >>16795863 >Becoming a cute girl and getting fucked >Not getting sent to WW1 with magic and shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:24:59 2017 No.16796051 >>16796029 we're all one person and not from here anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:26:38 2017 No.16796058 >>16796050 >getting sent to WW1 with magic and shit Sounds like a bunch of chuuni shit, anon. It's much better to get pampered and filled up every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:27:46 2017 No.16796064 >>16796034 It's definitely more than one person though, but at least the nee-sans are safe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:27:47 2017 No.16796065 >>16796050 >getting mindbroken by a god >not going into the past and creating the printing press giving books to all and being the ancestor of doujins

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:27:49 2017 No.16796066 >>16796058 >He wouldn't be able to fight off the fat faceless old men

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:29:03 2017 No.16796072 >>16796064 >but at least the nee-sans are safe. That's what matters. That's all that matters. Must protect the big sisters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:33:02 2017 No.16796079 >>16796043 But you'd be the little girl Getting fucked by an Anon probably Or your best friend Like some sort of genderbent manga/hentai

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:33:59 2017 No.16796084

>>16796032
Doesn't it? Bonus points for if you've set up a nice big bed before hand with plenty of pillows and such. If you let it condense enough it would feel like you're in an ocean of softness with your Monstergirl, just sloppily kissing and bonding with nothing else in the world even remotely entering into your mind but the here and now.
>>16796048
>We'd just eat food, cuddle, kiss, have slow cuddle fucks and maybe if our minds are stable enough play video games
>giggling while telling how much you love them with a slurred tongue
I definitely think you're getting it. They'd be in such blissful happiness too. Anything you'd do would probably make them lose their sides laughing and roll around like giddy fools. And of course even with gentle cuddlefucking, any sort of sexual activity you do with them during it would draw out the most unreserved, unmitigated moans and movements from them. They'd have absolutely no inhibitions as they gyrate their bodies to maximize whatever it is you're doing and would have no qualms in any way shape or form in slurring out how good and wet you're making them feel or how amazing they feel whenever you fuck them. At least I know that's what my Dolly would be saying and doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:35:04 2017 No.16796088 >the gangbang bait was getting stale so now they switched over to /y/shit Just fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:36:16 2017 No.16796093 >>16796072 Of course anon. All the nees goes to their respective husbands!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:37:25 2017 No.16796098 >>16796084 We can even make a fort with the pillows!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:37:28 2017 No.16796099 >>16792213 Otters are smart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKTsSwmiZIg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:39:05 2017 No.16796102 >>16792220 Komodo YES

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:39:42 2017 No.16796105 >>16796088 I'm gonna fuck a monstergirl and she isn't gonna be a virgin, how's that for bait faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:40:56 2017 No.16796109 >>16796105 Whatever, just don't go being super autistic to other people about it or make sweeping assumptions about the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:41:08 2017 No.16796112 File: 297 KB, 680x680, 1490444776985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don't you guys just chill and talk about squids instead?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:41:33 2017 No.16796117

>>16796098
>Anon walks up clad in platemail armor, the air heavy around him
>giggling to himself as he calls out to the princess within the castle walls, who slumps over the side, herself laughing uncontrollably
>"P-Pfff, princess! I've, haha, I've come to save you!"
>"Hahaha! Save my ASS more like!"
>She falls off the castle wall and plops against the ground, gyrating and spreading her legs as she giggles and pulls her skirt down
>Anon crawls over and gets on top of her, the hallucination blurring as he slowly and sloppily fucks his Dragon Zombie wife in a pile of a ruined pillow fort

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:41:51 2017 No.16796120

>>16796084
>That's what my Dolly would be saying and doing

Then your dolly has the right mindset and she's such a wonderful girl! Because I'd like to imagine that's what my onee sans would be doing.

I really like this idea, it's comfy and a better alternative to just going out and drinking. Sorry if I'm not adding anything to it though, I can't really think of any other ideas to go with it. I'm just in ecstasy imagining it with my onee sans. It literally sounds like such a great time it's starting to hurt because I can't have it.

But it's all ok. Because October isn't far away and then I'll get to see my big sisters, we'll have one of those special sessions that very night! I'd prepare my bed with blankets, pillows, I'd buy some tasty fruity drinks and put on something exciting. All while we'd be in a low intelligence heaven while cuddling each other, but it wouldn't stay prude for long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:42:07 2017 No.16796123 >>16796105 Stop trying to confuse the girl being a virgin or not with gangbangs, there's a world of difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:42:32 2017 No.16796126 File: 132 KB, 704x1098, 57951469_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796112 Loli Mindflayers were created to be molested and squished.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:42:36 2017 No.16796127 >>16796112 Gonna make a squid sit in my lap while I diddle her naughty bits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:42:47 2017 No.16796129 >>16796117 Wouldn't that work better with a Phantom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:42:55 2017 No.16796130 What are the chances we can convince other side to do the untranslated encyclopedia 2 bonus pages instead of another story?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:43:09 2017 No.16796132 >>16796034 Aw man I just woke up, I missed all the fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:43:39 2017 No.16796133 >>16796129 I suppose its not mutually exclusive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:43:50 2017 No.16796134 >>16796112 We already talked about krakens earlier trying to destroy other onee-sans. >>16796126 Molested is a no, but I like the squish thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:44:34 2017 No.16796138 >>16796129 Dammit, stop reminding me about how cool it would be to have a Phantom DM in a D&D session.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:44:34 2017 No.16796139 >>16796133 I'd like to have giggly playtime with a Phantom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:44:50 2017 No.16796141 It'd be pretty cool to watch a Monster Girl version of the Crocodile Hunter. Though I don't think they could air an X-rated wildlife documentary on Animal Planet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:45:20 2017 No.16796143 >>16796132 You must have been asleep for a long time, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:45:58 2017 No.16796147 >>16796138 I'd turn x-rated in a matter of seconds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:46:04 2017 No.16796148 >>16796134 I'd squish their big, fat tentacles all over my dick, if you know what I mean. I'd make her take a bath before letting her put them in my brain again, though. Otherwise it'd be really gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:46:39 2017 No.16796151 >>16796130 Second Business question, what are the odds anyone actually translates world guide 3 if/when we get scans?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:46:46 2017 No.16796152 >>16796123 I'm not the one confusing it, gangbangs are gay, and people need to stop shoving their purity shit on me

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:48:55 2017 No.16796170

>>16796148
You know what's fucked up? A dlayer actually got me.

I used to hate them all, but then I started the squishy thing and liked the loli ones. Then I started to develop her a bit and now i like even the ones with huge ass tits. If I didn't just see them as daughterus I would probably do nasty stuff with them.
Flayers are quite something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:50:27 2017 No.16796177 >>16796130 What bonus pages? Probably low since sevenseas is already doing official translation BTW did we ever get full scans of seven seas MGE1?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:51:41 2017 No.16796183

>>16796120
She is, she's absolutely wonderful!
It gets even better if you imagine one of them in their ecstatic stupor stumbling over to where you may keep your manticore barbs and holst milks and other such potions and things and drops them on the bed to play and experiment with while in your carefree state. In fact, I could definitely see a Wock doing that. It'd be a right Onee-orgy by the end of a long night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:52:54 2017 No.16796189 >>16796152 Oh in that case I agree with you. It should be up to each personal fantasizing about stuff if they care about purity or not, pushing either side of it on other people is lame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:54:12 2017 No.16796197 >>16796177 >sevenseas is already doing official translation This could be a problem if the official translation has inconsistencies and localizations, and we don't have a minimally tampered translation like for MGE1.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:55:51 2017 No.16796209 >>16796143 Something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:56:12 2017 No.16796210 >>16796183 Oneergy.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:58:28 2017 No.16796222

>>16796183
I wouldn't be able to resist. Guess I'm in for filling my onee sans or the brim while we're all in a ditzy slow state and they're moaning and screaming all kinds of things. Making them moan my name means I'm doing it right. All while they keep blowing breath into my face as I fuck. I need ditzy time with my waifus!

Although I'd probably fall asleep during missionary if I felt too high or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:58:47 2017 No.16796224 >>16796197 >inconsistencies and localizations Did the first one have them?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:00:12 2017 No.16796233

>>16796138
First few sessions will be rough.

She'll drop your level 1 Human Fighter into campaigns and scenarios way above his level, then take great pleasure in describing the way the strong Monster Girls have their way with me after defeat. All of which you'll experience in person, because Phantom magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:01:14 2017 No.16796239 >>16796224 Yes, mainly relating to the Sabbath and loli girls but there was also a huge issue with the minotaur translation which made them sound like cheating whores and no one would have known if there weren't fan translations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:02:25 2017 No.16796246 Looks like after fruitless resisting, I have officially become a smugslut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:03:27 2017 No.16796250 >>16796197 The main problem I have is the people who were doing it before, mostly down at MGR, could do this like three times faster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:05:36 2017 No.16796259 File: 188 KB, 810x1125, 1454000974743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796246 You never had a chance. The smug always prevails.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:05:41 2017 No.16796260 File: 183 KB, 500x688, 1456095215352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my granddaughter, she's been your rival since you were a baby. ...Erm, what is her name again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:06:09 2017 No.16796262 File: 254 KB, 1131x1600, C5EaQm-VYAARdIy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796246 I like to think they appreciate it more when you resist a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:07:02 2017 No.16796266 File: 1.45 MB, 1908x2345, 1480883871834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796246 What got you, was it the squirrels? I've never been able to resist smug though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:07:50 2017 No.16796271 >>16796260 Abs-mc-poor-anatomy-hipbones

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:07:56 2017 No.16796272 >>16796266 I want to yank that monkey's tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:08:29 2017 No.16796275 >>16796250 >World guide three is going to come out >It's going to be absolutely full of cool magic items and spells >We're going to know about fucking none of it FUCK THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:08:36 2017 No.16796276 >>16796262 I am officially awake now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:09:23 2017 No.16796279 >>16796266 The only thing more dangerous than a Kakuen with a nice ass, is a Kakuen that knows she's got a nice ass and is incredibly smug about it.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:09:45 2017 No.16796280

>>16796266
For whatever reason that pic is making me imagine an anon who got lost in the jungle and then accidentally ran face first into that ass.
Taken seconds before that Kakuen knocked him to the ground with that ass and then rode him reverse cowgirl until his balls were dry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:11:52 2017 No.16796284 >>16796130 Has literally anything happened with that dragon book?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:13:22 2017 No.16796290 File: 85 KB, 566x793, Zoboomafoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796280 Monkeys man, they toy with you by stealing your clothes and other mischief before going for your 'banana'.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:13:46 2017 No.16796293

>>16796280
>gives him a buttjob before the reverse cowgirl
>grins smugly as she brings him right to the edge without even putting it in
>slams her pussy down as he's about to blow so she doesn't waste the first load
>spends the next few hours riding him to exhaustion
I want to be that anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:14:26 2017 No.16796297 >>16796266 Nanashi. That vampire with her bushy eyelashes ticked way too many boxes.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:16:36 2017 No.16796305

>>16796250
Sure but those quick translations came at a significant cost, out of the wallets of a small handful of users.
Unless you can convince a considerable number of people to contribute to the translation fund then it's not going to happen again anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:20:22 2017 No.16796318 >>16796293 I had fantasy about violating kakuen and cheshire's asses on the bus. It's nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:20:25 2017 No.16796319 >>16796290 Monkeys aren't that bad, I took a trip to South America and those bastards loved me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:20:30 2017 No.16796321 >>16796305 I thought the only reason they stopped was because seven seas stuff. I mean the pages are sitting right there on sad panda, anyone could pick them up and give English in their spare time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:21:27 2017 No.16796327 >>16796318 Share.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:22:38 2017 No.16796331 >>16796321 They stopped translating unreleased profiles because KC doesn't like people spoiling the book before everything has been released on his twitter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:23:19 2017 No.16796333 >>16796280 >Oh my a Human, this far into the jungle as well? I see you've come to the Mist Continent for pleasure, rather than business. >I-It was an accide- >Hush now, let me take care of everything...

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:23:30 2017 No.16796336

>>16796290
And the worst part is the ones who steal clothes tend to be sisters, so if your pants go missing get ready for a reverse spitroast.

>>16796293
The worst part will be the fact that she says that if you ask she'll stop, but if you do she'll just grin wider and keep going harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:24:22 2017 No.16796341 >>16796331 So in theory we could have those untranslated two page spreads of world info already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:25:18 2017 No.16796342 >>16796321 That's one reason, but the main was that the translations they commission cost 5 cents per word. It didn't make sense to pay that much when Seven Seas will be releasing it all this year. It already costs them $30-$40 per profile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:26:30 2017 No.16796347 File: 11 KB, 500x384, 1435453453435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796336 Pants go down, then the other sneaks up behind you, does a handstand and expertly pulls you into the monkey position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:26:37 2017 No.16796348 File: 565 KB, 677x1000, Horse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can you deny a cute grill like this? How?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:27:26 2017 No.16796349 >>16796348 Because my heart belongs to another girl.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:27:42 2017 No.16796352

>>16796342
Guess I'm out of the loop. I thought random weeabo hobbyists were just doing stuff in their spare time and throwing it up on the forums when it was done and it eventually got moved to the wiki. If thats the case why is no progress being made on the dragon world guide with no official translation coming?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:27:54 2017 No.16796353 >>16796318 I should stop having fantasies during lectures. Erections make it hard to pretend listening to the lecturer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:28:18 2017 No.16796357 >>16796262 >tfw no smug fox facesitting images

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:28:41 2017 No.16796358

>>16796321
Commissioning translations was the only source for MGE material in English but now that SSE is publishing them, why bother?
They're slow but they're also not costing us an unspecified thousands of dollars like before.

>anyone could pick them up and give English in their spare time
either you need to do that or you need to find someone willing to for free. Not that easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:29:12 2017 No.16796360 >>16796352 Basically, it costs enough to do the official materials so they can't really spare the money to translate a fan book like Dragonia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:31:06 2017 No.16796365 >>16796352 Same reply as before: the funding pot does not receive enough contributions. New bi-weekly profile translations are paid for out of pocket.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:31:26 2017 No.16796367

>>16796318
>highschool cheshrie on a bus with a short skirt
>there's not many people on it except the two of you, the driver and some quiet monster girls who won't cause a scene
>you give in to temptation and grope her ass
>"mister, that's a crime you know~" she says in a teasing tone with a shit eating grin on her face
Would you proceed to violate that cat in front of the poor alices sitting at the back of the bus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:33:02 2017 No.16796373 File: 3.98 MB, 1744x2600, 1489347465884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'll never bang a brown bird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:33:19 2017 No.16796375 >>16796327 I'm at class. Maybe later. >>16796353 Hello me. How are those numbers and bodies doing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:33:38 2017 No.16796376 >>16796367 The cat was asking for it! She's basically showing her rump with that skirt. What mortal man can resist touching it?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:34:13 2017 No.16796377

>>16796358
What's harder to find than free translators are translators that are competent. Back in the days of random people translating we ended up with tons of mistranslated profiles. That's why MGR sticks with Brolen, as he's proven to be pretty accurate.

The profile editing team actually tried going with someone who could do it for free some years ago, but switched back when they got things like the nekomata profile saying they come from ordinary cats and other errors.

That said, the translator anon who frequents these threads seems to be quite good, and notably humble as he considers himself to not be that good. I certainly would like to see him do more stuff that MGR isn't willing to translate, even if it ends up say 90% accurate instead of 99%.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:35:37 2017 No.16796383 >>16796367 I'd try to keep my composure while a lewd Cheshire Cat high school girl grinds her fat cat ass against me.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:36:25 2017 No.16796385

>>16796367
Doesn't begin like that. For groping I'd need to keep rubbing our legs together and with every bump I would fall into her. She has a big ass so it wouldn't be hard.
My pants would slowly push her skirt up with every push too and after she noticed what I'm doing her tail would slowly start brushing against my arm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:37:30 2017 No.16796388 Remember that cute undead are for warming up http://ecchi.iwara.tv/images/%E3%83%95%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:38:49 2017 No.16796400 >>16796385 Now that's the good stuff right there.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:39:30 2017 No.16796405

>>16796385
Mind as well go with it. Teach doesn't seem to mind me.

We would get the same bus everyday and I would sit by her side, sometimes sitting away to see if she came closer. As time went on my hand would start to touch her ZR more and more, until I'm fully feeling the dampness around her thighs and her paw is near my dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:39:56 2017 No.16796406 >>16796388 They sure are. I don't mind if my Undead is atleast 7ft tall. I'm going to give her my body heat, I bet she'd even give me a cute nickname like "radiator". No undead should feel cold. All undead need a husband to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:39:59 2017 No.16796407 >>16796373 Go back to the EMG threads.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:42:31 2017 No.16796427

>>16796177
You're not missing out on anything from the Seven Sea's translation of the MGE1 book. It's pretty much all the same from what was already translated online aside from a few changes in the vocabulary. Unless you're looking for the updated arts which KC will post himself online, there's nothing new.

>>16796197
I'm not worried about a butchered translation for MGE2. The only thing that had different wordings in MGE1 was the Baphomet profile and other Sabbath related material, and that's only because loli isn't exactly legal in Canada and in certain parts of the U.S.; they needed to sort of water it down to make it slide by our laws. MGE2, on the other hand, is mostly just Wonderland, the Goddess of Love worship, the Mist Continent, and more Zipangu.

>>16796224
>>16796239
Thankfully, they issued a correction on their website. The translation error is only in the first and second printings.

What really needs to happen though is KC making the World Guides available for the English speaking fan base. But as far as I know there hasn't been announcement as to if and when these guides will released to us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:42:44 2017 No.16796428 >>16796385 >>16796405 Just how proud are Cheshires of their big fat cat asses? Do you think when they wake up in the morning they turn around, look in the mirror, and sigh while giving it a grope and a slap before heading out about their day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:46:28 2017 No.16796447 >>16796406 I wouldn't be able to resist teasing my undead when she begins to stiffen from coldness. From light tickling to dollplay.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:48:23 2017 No.16796451

>>16796427
It isn't a big problem right now, but by god world guide 3 sounds like exactly the type of stuff I want. All sorts of weird lewd magic items and spells. If we miss out on stuff like that it would seriously suck. That and the supplement for lescite sounds interesting to.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:48:33 2017 No.16796453

>>16796428
A typical Cheshire's day starts like this.
>Wake up.
>Masturbate to work off arousal from lewd dreams.
>Get up
>Go to shower.
>Masturbate in the shower to get into the lewd mindset.
>Dry off and spend thirty minutes grooming.
>Do squats onto a dildo to both improve ass size and get further into the lewd mindset.
>Cook breakfast while reading a joke book.
>Eat breakfast.
>Head up to the mirror to check out hips, thighs and ass.
>Choose clothing that highlights all three.
>In the case of Cheshires who are also busty, choose cleavage exposing top.
>Head out into the world lewdly.
If they get a husband all of the non food or shower related steps become:
>Molest husband with fat cat ass and, if it applies, big kitty titties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:49:10 2017 No.16796455 >>16796377 >translateanon can produce acceptable work on entire short stories within weeks >meanwhile I'm struggling to even complete one translation request a day from gelbooru Whelp time to put more effort into translating to catch up to him.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:51:22 2017 No.16796461

>>16796427
>What really needs to happen though is KC making the World Guides available for the English speaking fan base
The world guides and the accuracy of the setting would suffer in the localization, considering the info about incest, 8 year old monster lolis and so on is in them. And isn't the next world guide about the sabbath on top of that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:52:04 2017 No.16796464 >>16796453 Ah, so there is a reason they're now in my top five That sounds fucking perfect, I want to wake up to that perfectly framed massive cat ass every morning

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:52:27 2017 No.16796465 File: 157 KB, 844x888, How am I going to fight all the time now!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How will those foighting styled MG moms deal with not having time for foighting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:53:06 2017 No.16796469 >>16796461 Yeah but from the sounds of it it isn't going to be all loli all the time. I mean the parts of sabbath that got mentioned in other books was often less about loli dicking and more about the weird magic shit they make that anyone can use.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:53:25 2017 No.16796470 >>16796428 I don't know, but I would attack it everyday. Too bad i can't type the rest of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:53:38 2017 No.16796471 >>16796447 Teasing would be cute. I could kiss my Undead all over and there's nothing she can do to stop me! But I'm the end I'll give in and just warm her up with my heat. >doll play What's that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:54:34 2017 No.16796478 >>16796465 she will make ime with time manipulation magic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:55:30 2017 No.16796480 >>16796453 >Do squats onto a dildo to both improve ass size and get further into the lewd mindset That's hot.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:56:07 2017 No.16796482

>>16796451
I'd like all three, but I agree; World Guide 3 seems like it's going to be a good one. I'm just wondering why Seven Seas haven't picked up the previous two yet. The sales from the MGE1 must have been good or else they wouldn't have been so quick to announce MGE2 right after its release. I'm just hoping that a similar thing happens again when MGE2 comes along; the sales will be so good that they hurry up and pick up the World Guides. But even if that pattern were to continue, it'd probably be a few years before we ever get to see what's in World Guide 3, as they'd no doubt release them in order. We're probably better off hoping some generous nip dumps it on sad panda, and then someone commissions it to be translated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:56:15 2017 No.16796483 >>16796464 >I want to wake up to that perfectly framed massive cat ass every morning >Wake up to a Cheshire ass with googly eyes taped on them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:57:05 2017 No.16796486 >>16796480 If she gets you as a husband she'll start doing squats using your dick instead of a dildo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:57:33 2017 No.16796488 >>16796453 I want to come into a Cheshire's life just before she turns into a CC She'll feel like it was the ultimate reward for putting in all that work and want to maximize time for lewdness now that she doesn't have to masturbate anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:58:15 2017 No.16796496 >>16796453 >Do squats onto a dildo to both improve ass size and get further into the lewd mindset Storing that into my memory banks for later

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 18:59:34 2017 No.16796500 >>16796486 Yes please. I wonder if spanking counts as motivation to get her to do a few more reps. I really like the idea of it slowly getting bigger and bigger over the years too.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:00:52 2017 No.16796505

>>16796461
I rather have some translation than none at all. And in the unfortunate event that it does get mistranslated, the fan base is quick to correct it. Regardless, even if Seven Seas decided to pick up World Guide 3, it'd be years before we ever get it. They'd do the first and second guides first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:01:46 2017 No.16796508 >>16796500 Spanking is a motivation to get her to speed up. Every slap makes her go faster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:03:06 2017 No.16796512 >>16796508 >Spanking is a motivation to get her to speed up. >Every slap makes her go faster. >Feeling her tighten with every slap

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:04:26 2017 No.16796513

>>16796508
This cheshire is gonna have some killer thighs by the time we're a year into being married, I tell you that right now.
>>16796512
Also fantastic. Be hard to resist trying to use my own hands on her hips to get her going even deeper and faster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:04:46 2017 No.16796516 Thinking about it most monsters would give themselves amazing asses if they thought it was what they're husband or a human they're interested in likes

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:06:56 2017 No.16796522

>>16796471
Treating her (consensually) like a sexdoll.
Having my way with her as she just lays limp on the bed. Playing with her mouth with my fingers, her drool pooling under her and on my lap. Slapping my member against her out-hanging tongue, teasingly wondering should I put it in or not. Lifting her behind in the air, leaving her in anticipation which hole I'll hilt with one push this time.

Or just dress her in embarrassing clothes and take pictures before warming her up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:07:29 2017 No.16796525 File: 295 KB, 1046x1128, bed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Anon! What happened to your penis! What sick fuck did this to you!" >Your waifu's face when she sees your circumcision.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:07:29 2017 No.16796526 >>16796516 >Monstergirl waifu practically molding themselves into your fetish(s)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:07:32 2017 No.16796527 >>16796482 >>16796505 I'm still holding out hope that some random fans here or on /monster/ or anywhere really translate some of the juicier bits of world guide 3. I need to know what sort of things my dark mage waifu gets into.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:08:24 2017 No.16796529

>>16796516
The oft-forgotten about or ignored other half of incubization would probably lead to a lot of that kind of stuff. Over the course of a year you'd find out what all your neighbor anon's fetishes are because their waifus would slowly be getting bigger/smaller tits, shorter/taller, fatter or more muscular or more lithe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:09:01 2017 No.16796532 >>16796525 >Tfw might have to get one Thank you Anon. I needed this depression at this time of day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:09:16 2017 No.16796533 >>16796532 Oy vey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:09:43 2017 No.16796537 File: 314 KB, 850x635, Unicron Nurse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796525 >tfw I'll never have a kind Unicron use her healing magic to fix me before we marry

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:09:49 2017 No.16796538 File: 10 KB, 297x334, I wonder who could be behind this post.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796525 >What sick fuck did this to you! I wonder indeed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:10:08 2017 No.16796540 >>16796529 >When your neighbour shares the same fetish as you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:10:26 2017 No.16796542 >>16796525 Thankfully mamono magic can fix up any damage done to your body. This includes the mark of Jew. >>16796532 Don't get too upset anon, I'm sure a danuki would absolutely love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:10:45 2017 No.16796544 >>16796522 That spoiler sounds lewd anon. And it's all consensual so that makes it 10x better.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:10:48 2017 No.16796545

>>16796526
That actually happens with >>16796529
Alot of people say they think it would be offensive because their waifus are already perfect and I respect that but I think it would be cool to see what sort of changes would happen to mine as time went on. I have a ton of fetishes so I wonder what ones the mamono would settler her on bodywise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:11:54 2017 No.16796553 >>16796525 Wow rude. I was just a little kid when it happened. At least it's big dammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:12:34 2017 No.16796556 >>16796542 >I'm sure a danuki would absolutely love it >Implying it isn't the danukis lowering the quality of men locally in order to ramp up prices for their dating services which monopolize proper quality men

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:12:41 2017 No.16796558 >>16792518 You are now and forever my colored brother from another mothe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:12:53 2017 No.16796560 >>16796525 >Implying that she's not okay with the fact that she'll never have to deal with Smegma. You don't know my waifu anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:13:22 2017 No.16796563 >>16796544 She might return the favor and punish me once she warms up though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:14:10 2017 No.16796564 >>16796560 >not wanting your waifu to lick up smegma with a smile on her face

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:14:48 2017 No.16796566 >>16796542 >I'm sure a danuki would absolutely love it >Tfw find the Tanuk's just 'okay' Despair But also despair

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:15:19 2017 No.16796571 >>16796525 Atleast I'm uncut!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:15:32 2017 No.16796574 >>16796522 >>16796544 Well with all this discussion now I'm thinking about what sort things a monster might do to a paralyzed anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:16:40 2017 No.16796576 >>16796564 Ew, gross. Plus, I've heard horror stories about people getting their foreskin caught in things. No thank you to that my good sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:17:21 2017 No.16796578 >>16796560 >Husbandoing some filthy fuck who gets smegma in the first place The only thing you're getting is a zebub, lad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:17:33 2017 No.16796579 >>16796566 >Tanuk Dholna Vajje Tumbe Vaali Taar

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:17:46 2017 No.16796581

>>16796540
>Be anon, living in a suburb of MGC
>Get along well with the neighbors after a few years of living there
>Casually notice you've pretty much fully incubized by this point, as well as the effects its had on your waifu
>She's much, much taller than she was when you first married her, with big heaving tits uncharacteristic for her race that are near frequently lactating
>Anyway, head outside for the day to get the newspaper
>That one neighbor who had moved away for a few months is moving back in to his old house with his waifu and daughterus
>Remember his waifu as being a petite Lizardman with little chest to speak of
>See her walking into the house, only now she's seven feet tall and has tits that could make a Holst blush, which also seem to have dark stains on the front of her tanktop
>Your neighbor anon happens to make eye contact with you as you're looking over
>Gaze into each others eyes from across the street, knowing in that moment that you are each others' nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:18:11 2017 No.16796583 >>16796574 >I guess anon wouldn't mind if I put a pleasure rune or few in him? That and enough face sitting to last you a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:18:26 2017 No.16796584 >>16796578 Anon you seem confused. Look closer at the post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:18:37 2017 No.16796585 >>16796579 And a ching chong nip nong to you too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:19:40 2017 No.16796588 File: 47 KB, 482x401, 1461386846652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know, maybe they'd bait you less if you didn't give them a dozen replies every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:20:15 2017 No.16796594 >>16796579 >No group of Apsara dancing cheezily to Tunak Tunak Tun while Daler Mehndi smug laughs in the background

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:20:59 2017 No.16796599 >>16796588 Shut up Chen where are Yukari and Fatty Fox?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:21:27 2017 No.16796603 >>16796576 I don't really mind being cut all that much, probably because it was done to me when I was little and I think my dick has a nice size. At least it was what my sister said

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:21:57 2017 No.16796605 >>16796584 The anon in question won't have to deal with smegma, but if he cleans himself so rarely that smegma would have become an issue otherwise, chances are that a zebub will force-husbando him sooner rather than later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:22:16 2017 No.16796611 Cheeky fairy who tricks a Lilim into casting spells at her, not knowing reflect is in effect, and causing a party wipe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:23:02 2017 No.16796612 >>16796594 >>16796579 https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8 I need this. Preferably as a Latenight image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:23:25 2017 No.16796614 >>16796594 I still think it's hilarious that that guy reacted to people saying he was only popular because he had pretty girls in his music videos by making a successful music video starring him and him only.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:23:29 2017 No.16796615 >>16796611 Dumb fairy thinking she can resist the strongest monster magic and becoming a crazy slut in the process.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:24:28 2017 No.16796620 >>16796605 Anon, I'm that anon. I just said that Smegma would never be a problem, not that I don't bathe. What kind of animal do you take me for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:24:43 2017 No.16796624 >>16796527 Could be. I'm honestly just curious. Even the few fruit veggie and other stuff KC has done I think we have just about every base covered right? How is he going to fill a whole book with sex spells and items?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:25:07 2017 No.16796627 >>16796611 Cheeky lilim who tricks a fairy into believing she can trick a lilim into casting spells at her banking on spell reflection, not knowing that the lilim also had spell reflect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR794_QBmug

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:25:07 2017 No.16796628 >>16796560 You only get that if you don't wash your dick when taking a bath you fucking dumb monkey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:25:20 2017 No.16796631 >>16796614 I know, guy's a fucking champ Seriously can't help but laugh my ass off every time I see that early 00's level CG video and him just popping off It's like the whole video is one big 'fuck you and your shitty opinions' in crystallized form

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:26:17 2017 No.16796634 >>16796611 >The checkpoint is all the way at the beginning of the dungeon Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:26:38 2017 No.16796635 >>16796628 Foreskin is still more trouble than it's worth anon. >>16796631 I aspire to that level of pettiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:26:43 2017 No.16796636 >>16796620 Then I can only assume that you have an extremely inaccurate view of the issue regarding smegma, anon.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:27:06 2017 No.16796638

>>16796615
>resist
Reflect don't care for resist. Reflect just throws spells back at the caster and their party regardless of how strong they are.

Only spellsword, summons, and already reflected magic can bypass reflect. That Lilim won't even know about that or care once that Fairy starts laying down insults towards her mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:27:50 2017 No.16796641 >>16796624 If I'm not mistaken, the guides also include some lewd stories as well as a small amount of setting information.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:28:02 2017 No.16796643 >>16796635 >Being undisciplined that you can't bother to wash yourself properly

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:28:39 2017 No.16796647

>>16796624
We have titty milk and loli spell, I'm thinking at least other tf aiding items/spells. Ass something or other, probably one for muscle as well. Maybe a bit more info on stuff we already know about? Like we know a lot of monsters can disguise human, maybe an example illustration of what a human monster looks like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:28:49 2017 No.16796648 >>16796635 >Foreskin is still more trouble than it's worth anon. >Says the guy who never had it Condolences about your dick nerves dulling, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:29:29 2017 No.16796653 >>16796638 If it was like that people would just cast reflect and steal a Lich's soul stone. That and mamono mana would just bouce off everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:30:44 2017 No.16796659 >>16796641 Oh yeah, at least a decent sized story as always. But in this case the setting info in question is about sabbath and their magic. So more loli stuff and then lewd spells and magic items.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:31:06 2017 No.16796665 >Fairy has reflect up beforehand to trick the Lilim >Lilim has perma Reflect passive >The spell reflects off the fairy and wipes the party except for Lilim >Spell reflects back to Fairy >And Back >Over and Over

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:32:23 2017 No.16796669

>>16796634
>Get back to her again
>Tell Lilim to cast reflect on me and bounce spells at the fairy since she's impossible to hit with melee due to her evade
>Fairy immediately dispels my reflect
>I get blasted by Lilim's destruction beam spells
>This pisses her off again, making her cast at the fairy, resulting in another party wipe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:33:07 2017 No.16796674 >>16796665 >becomes one big game of pong with a doomsday sell

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:34:00 2017 No.16796675 This is why the quickest solution to problems involving magic is to just punch the caster in the face or break their shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:34:53 2017 No.16796678 >>16796675 Sunder the spell component pouch. Laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:36:21 2017 No.16796682 One could think after consuming so much porn one could write smut. But apparently only my hand rubbed off something.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:36:50 2017 No.16796685

>>16796675
Fairies are too fast. You'll need some dex and acc to hit her, but no one uses those stats because of memes.

>Be the only member on the thief guild because everyone else is screaming about dex and looking at each other's rings
>Steal all the rings

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:37:42 2017 No.16796689 >>16796653 It is like that. Nobody has done it yet because no one thinks outside the box. Plus, Liches have death touch and there are variants that are melee monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:38:51 2017 No.16796693 >>16796674 >Lilim stares right at Fairy smiling wildly as Fairy recasts Reflect >"One of us is going to run out of MP, care to guess who?" >Fairy's face when she realizes how fucked she is in 4 hours Damn it I have no fairy face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:39:12 2017 No.16796697 >>16796675 >Hello, yes, is this the office of Andy Mage? >I have a cabal that needs sundering

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:39:59 2017 No.16796700 >>16796675 What if it's a muscle witch?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:41:18 2017 No.16796706 >>16796700 >dude what if muscles lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:41:21 2017 No.16796707 >>16796700 >Punch muscle witch >She catches your punch >She doesn't let go

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:42:09 2017 No.16796712

>>16796685
Wakeup bosses are for reasons like this.
>This Fairy is wrecking our shit!
>We can't use magic!
>We can't hit her with melee either!
>If only we invested in Dex, or got that Thief or Swordmaater to join the party so they can hit her qith their high ACC and no-miss attacks!
>Or a Summoner so we can beat her quickly with unblockable, unreflectable magic that will probably level the surrounding forest!
>Maybe choosing the Lilim for my party wasn't a great idea

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:42:11 2017 No.16796714 >>16796700 >Muscle Dark Mage >Like a normal dark mage, only in spandex workout panties, a breathable exercise bra, and FUCKhuge muscles >Still keeps the hat though

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:42:48 2017 No.16796716 >>16796706 Muscle wizards are a thing Anon. >>16796714 I CAST FIST!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:43:50 2017 No.16796720 >Videogame/tg shit Definitely why I come to the monstergirl thread to hear people discussing 'stats' and 'builds'

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:44:35 2017 No.16796723 >>16796714 Does she still have massive manatanks? Do they taste more like protein shakes?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:45:04 2017 No.16796724

>>16796693
Fairies could draw in mana from their surroundings for magic. Since they reside in magic forests oozing mana everywhere, they definitely have deep pools for spells as long as they are not too far.

Plus, she doesn't cast anything herself, and neither does the Lilim after the initial cast. It's the same spell, bouncing back and forth, until the Lilim's reflect spell wears off in a year or the Fairy's reflect ring falls off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:46:23 2017 No.16796729 >>16796720 As long as they aren't doing it ALL the time or dragging it in to unnecessary stuff its fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:46:57 2017 No.16796731 How would a group of heroes react when they discover that the monster responsible for all the death and destruction they'd been fighting against only attacked their country because it gave her husband a parking ticket?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:47:31 2017 No.16796732 >>16796720 Most discussion that happens here that isn't mixed with something from outside is braindead echochamber-tier anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:48:10 2017 No.16796735 File: 127 KB, 1627x532, Subdragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796731 Reminds me of this a bit.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:49:44 2017 No.16796742
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>Can't seem to bring myself to get started on a simple presentation worth a good chunk of my grade
What monstergirl would be best for getting my ass in gear? A stern Taco? Anubutt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:50:08 2017 No.16796743 >>16796742 Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:50:36 2017 No.16796745 >>16796742 Anubutt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:51:50 2017 No.16796755 >>16796742 Don't even mention it. I haven't done anything in two weeks because 'deadlines are like a month away'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:53:31 2017 No.16796763 >>16796742 lol Try doing a 2 hour presentation + written work worth half your grade, followed by 2 weeks of tests.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:54:34 2017 No.16796766 >>16796763 And to think you're doing all that for a shiny degree and to end up as a waiter or fast food jockey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:55:56 2017 No.16796773 >>16796742 The one that refuses to sit or step on me if I dont do my work

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:56:06 2017 No.16796774 >>16796742 Try training yourself to wake up on time for your first day on the job Shit's hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:56:27 2017 No.16796775 >>16796766 That fucking million dollar piece of paper better be worth it because I'm not doing it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:57:36 2017 No.16796779 Reality is tough. That's why I prefer hiding from it in here.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:58:51 2017 No.16796785
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>>16796775
Not him, but it worked out well for me, though I went through another five years and a 160 page dissertation just so I could get some letters after my name that I don't like people calling me by anyway.
Can't complain really though.
>>16796779
This, let us speak of simpler things, like what one would do to surprise their monstergirl wife for their twenty-fifth anniversary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:00:41 2017 No.16796790 >>16796785 Man, NEETS were right. Working and studying is misery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:00:44 2017 No.16796791 File: 205 KB, 479x650, Ryu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://pastebin.com/QNa9ZBHP I wrote a thing for all you Ryu lovers out there. Let me know what you thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:02:13 2017 No.16796793 >>16796790 I mean I actually enjoyed it and found it rewarding even if graduate school probably could have been two years shorter, but to each their own

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:02:21 2017 No.16796794 >>16796785 Romantic music, fine oils, and a night of tantric sex. And then I spring the tickets to MG Vegas on her during the afterglow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:03:57 2017 No.16796796 >>16796794 >MG Vegas >Every day is The Hangover

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:05:36 2017 No.16796799 Hell portal body orifices and hell portal accessories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:07:24 2017 No.16796808 >>16796799 King of the Hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:10:02 2017 No.16796815 >>16796799 http://i.imgur.com/LTy3ULq.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:10:57 2017 No.16796817 >>16796796 MG Vegas, where more babies are conceived than any other MGC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:12:28 2017 No.16796821 >>16796817 >More babies than hospitals can handle Can you imagine the severity of the poverty there

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:14:16 2017 No.16796823 >>16796791 It's nice that Water Wurm gets attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:14:57 2017 No.16796824 File: 101 KB, 1000x750, 1404978129105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796799 >Stick your dick in a hell portal >burns on your dick >need a nice cool slime wife to make your dick feel better

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:15:10 2017 No.16796825 >>16796821 Anon, I said "conceived". And I didn't say "combined". MG Vegas is a highly profitable city too. What will all the entertainment on the strip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:15:31 2017 No.16796826 File: 73 KB, 1407x956, look a little closer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796799 >>16796808

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:16:31 2017 No.16796828 >>16796825 Profitability doesn't equal quality of life for citizens though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:17:27 2017 No.16796831 >>16796290 Do not sexualize Zoboomafoo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:17:38 2017 No.16796832 >>16796825 But do they have the best beach in the world? Heck no they don't! Come on down to MGC Beach, where there are definitely no great white sharks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:18:07 2017 No.16796834 >>16796815 You now realize that Khorne's symbol on its side looks like DK. DONKEYKONG

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:18:21 2017 No.16796836 >>16796791 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:18:49 2017 No.16796839 >>16796828 What citizens? It's a vacation city. All that matters there is food, drink and fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:19:36 2017 No.16796841 >>16796815 Where's the snu-snu since you're the only writefag I trust to deliver

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:19:38 2017 No.16796843 >>16796826 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:19:51 2017 No.16796845 >>16796832 I don't like beaches though. The sand gets between my toes and I hate that feeling. And I can't swim in the ocean because salt water is awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:20:37 2017 No.16796848 >>16796839 >What citizens? I guess one or two out of all the 500 thousand people that live there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:20:44 2017 No.16796850 >>16796791 The sensation of your lungs filling with water but still breathing normally is a cool thought to imagine. Pleasant stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:21:19 2017 No.16796851 >>16796848 Again, nobody lives there. They work there or visit there but they don't live there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:22:08 2017 No.16796855 >>16796832 No sharks no fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:22:40 2017 No.16796857 >>16796851 Rick Harrison does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:22:50 2017 No.16796858 File: 3.23 MB, 2952x3543, 1491006170402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796845 Sounds like you need help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:23:30 2017 No.16796859 >>16796857 Anon, you seem to be mistaking MG Vegas with Las Vegas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:23:41 2017 No.16796860 >>16796857 "I'm Rita Harrison, and this is my Porn Shop"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:24:35 2017 No.16796861 >>16796858 I've already got a waifu anon, I don't need a buttslut fox. I've already got a buttslut Demon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:24:56 2017 No.16796863 >>16796859 MG Vegas doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:25:54 2017 No.16796866 >>16796841 I mean she's the MC of a quest I'm currently running. Dunno about snu snu though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:26:49 2017 No.16796869 I'm going to cuddle with a Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:27:52 2017 No.16796872 >>16796861 Then now your demon has fluffy tails while on the beach. Where is your I already have a waifu excuse now, fuckboi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:29:01 2017 No.16796876 >>16796869 I'm going to smoke an Alraune until my eyes are red and I'll stare at a mino.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:29:28 2017 No.16796877 >>16796863 No shit anon, what do you think I'd be here talking about it if it did? I'd be there trying to find a cute demon to rape me so I can at least have half my fantasy. >>16796872 Nope. Just one cute spadetail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:31:33 2017 No.16796884 >>16796877 I'm going to sneak into your house and cast the mofu spell on her. I hope you are ready for some sandy beach fluff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:33:39 2017 No.16796890 >Your maid will never force you to fuck her in the ass every morning so that you're not tempted by any of the vile sluts you work with

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:34:46 2017 No.16796895 >>16796890 Wouldn't it be simpler for her to just put a ring on it? I mean you'd end up fucking her anyway, but still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:34:49 2017 No.16796896 >>16796890 I'd Rather impregnate her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:35:09 2017 No.16796897 >>16796890 >My maid will never walk onto me fucking my waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:35:59 2017 No.16796899 Coming up with blanks here. Got any doodle suggestions? Maybe something involving Lava Golems? I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:36:32 2017 No.16796902 File: 527 KB, 780x1200, 1451714011850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796872 >>16796884 Mofudemons, you say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:37:26 2017 No.16796906 >>16796899 dorome hugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:38:34 2017 No.16796910 >>16796899 Lava golem and an automaton in one of those old timey fist fights

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:38:41 2017 No.16796914 >>16796899 Lava golem cosplaying lava golem from yugioh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:39:13 2017 No.16796918 >>16796899 I still think it's weird that Lava Golems are considered Magic Material monsters and not Elemental monsters. They're great anyway.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:40:05 2017 No.16796922

>>16796890
>"Good morning Master. Now scanning."
>Leans her head down and licks your balls for a good minute
>"Scanning complete. Warning: Master, your spirit energy levels are at unsafe high levels. Please select a position for relief."
>An hour and four loads into her ass later, she finally gets off
>"Spirit energy levels within acceptable range. Thank you, master. I shall prepare breakfast."
>Walks off with your cum trailing down her legs as she softly gropes her own ass
Yessssss please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:40:18 2017 No.16796923 >>16796902 Yep, anon's waifu is going to look something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:40:55 2017 No.16796924 >>16796899 A Lava Golem mesmerized by a lava lamp

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:43:18 2017 No.16796928 >>16796899 Your wurm cake is ready, but my scanner fucked up a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:44:34 2017 No.16796932 >>16796922 >>trailing down her legs >implying there wouldn't be a soft sucking and pumping noise as the liquid sent deeper into the body

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:45:36 2017 No.16796934 >>16796897 How do you walk in on yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:46:24 2017 No.16796936 >>16796928 You're early. But post it soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:47:13 2017 No.16796940 >>16796932 Oou, I like the sound of that as well. I imagine most of it would be taken that way, but just to tease me she'd leave just enough that it could still trail down as she goes about her day in her slutty french maid armor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:47:57 2017 No.16796944 >Lights have been flickering for 10 minutes now aw hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:48:31 2017 No.16796947 >>16796923 My Hellhound adopterus will maul you before you can try to mess with their mama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:49:20 2017 No.16796949 >>16796906 Dorome? Maybe. >>16796910 With a regular Golem in the background cheering on the Lava one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:49:53 2017 No.16796951 File: 2.72 MB, 1560x2328, 356437357834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Skin colors. Pick your group to make your harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:50:30 2017 No.16796953 >>16796936 No, I'll wait until sunday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:50:49 2017 No.16796954 Gimme the thickest, haughtiest, richest, ojouest, himederest, drill-hairest monster girl you got!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:51:00 2017 No.16796955 >>16796951 The second row, easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:51:07 2017 No.16796956 >>16796949 oh that sounds great with the regular golem cheering too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:51:28 2017 No.16796957 >>16796951 #2 1st row. #3 2nd row. #1 3rd row.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:53:09 2017 No.16796961 >>16796953 Why not now? >>16796956 >"Kick her metallic butt!" >The Automaton in the background silently cheering on the other Automaton is kuu-ly glaring at the Golem

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:53:10 2017 No.16796962 >>16796934 It was actually her twin sister! What a tweeets. >>16796947 I've been attacked by a salamanderfag's dog before mate. I got sticks, bbq, shotas and squishyflayers for them to play with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:53:11 2017 No.16796963 >>16796951 From left to right: Middle, bottom, top.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:53:30 2017 No.16796965 >>16796951 Wow, who raised that slutty vampire? What a disgrace to the master race of the night!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:54:04 2017 No.16796968 >>16796962 Anon, you underestimate just how much those girls hate people who try to fuck with their adoptive mama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:54:13 2017 No.16796970 >>16796962 Please do not abuse the miniflayers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:54:38 2017 No.16796972 >>16796965 She's probably high on garlic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:55:11 2017 No.16796975 >>16796961 You said april 2nd so i'll deliver it then. Plus I'll try to fix it a bit in photoshop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:56:35 2017 No.16796978 >>16796791 I like her clinginess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:56:40 2017 No.16796979 >>16796975 Fine fine. Try making it easy to spot though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:57:29 2017 No.16796980 >>16796957 >>16796963 You're supposed to choose all three from the same group, if not it's too easy. Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:58:32 2017 No.16796982 >>16796951 Third row

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:58:45 2017 No.16796983

>>16796968
Ha. I know how to do this, it's something like "Mofu adopterus, wouldn't you wish to be closer to your mother? To gloom her fluff just like she glooms yours? To have her feel closer to you? It will only be temporary, but wouldn't you girls like it?" Their minds will be messy because of the toys and the bbq.

>>16796970
I got 600 and they are all attached to a string that I can pull. They are fit for the job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:58:45 2017 No.16796984 >>16796980 Well you might want to make that a bit clearer rather than just throwing them all on a page.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:59:47 2017 No.16796987 >>16796983 >I got 600 We warned you about the gacha man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:59:50 2017 No.16796988 >>16796979 I'll scream C is for wurm to see if you are around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:00:22 2017 No.16796990 >>16796763 It's a good thing I'm going into auditing then. Autiding, because what better way to make people hate you than be the factchecker of their businesses?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:01:01 2017 No.16796992 >>16796951 None of these cows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:01:27 2017 No.16796994 >>16796987 It was the shiny one's fault. She was begging to be rolled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:02:14 2017 No.16796996 >>16796992 Gaaaaay

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:02:16 2017 No.16796997 >>16796983 Why are you assuming they're little girls? They're teenagers at this point. I've also taught them to never trust anyone who breaks into our home at night and/or who promises things. You're going to get literally kicked out the front door.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:02:28 2017 No.16796999 >>16796983 >To gloom her fluff just like she glooms yours? Was the word you were looking for 'groom'? I don't think ChildhoodDemonfag would have raised chinese adopterus that can't pronounce their Rs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:03:58 2017 No.16797004 >>16796944 Brownout?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:04:26 2017 No.16797006 >>16797004 Raiju found a vibe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:04:28 2017 No.16797007 File: 1.25 MB, 3264x1836, 0809160856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16796988 Kay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:05:28 2017 No.16797012 File: 263 KB, 1000x1000, 1491008728943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16795926

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:05:40 2017 No.16797013 >>16797004 Yeah. Had a blackout too but it's over now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:06:42 2017 No.16797015 File: 792 KB, 610x1200, 1564f333e7cfd8a5fc74df423568dd69.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ph´nglui mglw´nafh Cthulhu R´lyeh wgah´nagl fhtagn

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:06:51 2017 No.16797016 >>16797012 10/10. Can you do a Golem with an ahoge too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:07:01 2017 No.16797017 >>16797012 Gooo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:08:17 2017 No.16797019 >>16797012 What have you done to miss Druella?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:08:19 2017 No.16797020 >>16796999 No because they will feel gloomy now. It was all part of my plan. >>16796997 >Being a good father Huh. You win this time demonfag, but you better watch out or your waifu will grow mofu so you can go to the beach.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:08:30 2017 No.16797021 >>16797012 >Loen draws my fuckup It's like poetry

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:09:24 2017 No.16797023 >>16797012 Wet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:09:53 2017 No.16797024 >>16797013 That's good news, wouldn't want to deprive you of this community.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:10:41 2017 No.16797026 >That smile >Those eyes Fear.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:11:04 2017 No.16797028 >>16797012 Soup Loen. What's cookin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:11:07 2017 No.16797029 >>16797024 Unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:14:16 2017 No.16797033 >>16797028 Bacon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:15:50 2017 No.16797037 >>16797033 >P'Orc sweating and hiding in the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:17:20 2017 No.16797040 Swine Flu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:17:45 2017 No.16797042 >>16797037 I want a P'orc to tie me up and sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:17:58 2017 No.16797045 >>16797037 I can hear her oink or bui if she's japanese. I smell her fragrance in the air. There is going to be cocking tonight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:20:19 2017 No.16797051 >>16797042 Sounds swine to me. Enjoy getting them tender hams smashed against you. >>16797045 >Frightened, timid, lustful buii'ing intensifies What does a wet and ready P'Orc's glazepot smell like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:20:46 2017 No.16797054 >>16797051 Bacon grease.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:21:16 2017 No.16797056 File: 505 KB, 1000x1000, Ahoge golem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16797016

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:21:20 2017 No.16797057 >>16797054 I knew there was a reason I loved them so much. Well, that among many others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:22:00 2017 No.16797060 >>16797056 Even constructs deserve to feel like pretty girls

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:24:10 2017 No.16797070

>>16797045
>Walk into the bedroom
>P'Orc hiding under the covers, obiously with her curvy frame outlined underneath trembling
>forcibly roll her up in them all at once before tossing her wrapped up self on the floor
>Well well well, looks like I'm having Pig in a blanket

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:25:18 2017 No.16797072 You know what I want more of sometime? Monster girls corrupting humans but not in the transformation way. Like a succubus giving her human friend advice on how to seduce her crush, or how to have sex or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:28:30 2017 No.16797084 >>16797072 That sounds fun and cute in an outside of MGE setting. A Succubus best friend that helps her human gal pal with dating advice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:29:08 2017 No.16797087 >>16797056 Neat. What about a mershark in a silly hat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:29:23 2017 No.16797088 >>16797056 Are the "horns" on the side of a Golems head based off the ones present on an average Automaton?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:33:11 2017 No.16797095 >>16797084 I mean like showing the girl raunchier and raunchier lingerie with the human girl trying to cover her eyes well the succubus talks about how much it's going to turn him on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:34:10 2017 No.16797103 Some guy last thread said he didn't follow pastebin links for stories anymore. Is that why we don't see many writefags other than the usual few who already have a following?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:38:06 2017 No.16797112

>>16797095
>Human friend is going to the beach with a bunch of classmates, including her crush
>Succufriend is elated, asks to see her swimsuit
>It's modest, plain, and wholly boring
>materializes a bunch of utterly lewd and showoffy slingkinis and string thongs etc
Something like that eh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:38:21 2017 No.16797114 >>16797056 Cute, CUTE!

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:41:12 2017 No.16797129

>>16797103
That's just one guy. We've had some newer people pop up and for a minute there it looked like some people just willing to put up one shots and try their hand were starting to give it an effort too with the Lava-Golem guy and the Penguin harpy guy.
It probably has more to do with the thread largely repeatedly showing how quickly it will turn on people or shun them if they do something they don't like. I wouldn't want to write in an established pastebin for you guys, that sounds like just waiting for inevitable ridicule and abuse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:47:47 2017 No.16797162 >>16797103 >Some guy last thread said he didn't follow pastebin links for stories anymore thats just one guy...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:48:54 2017 No.16797166 File: 254 KB, 1000x1000, Mershark hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16797087

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:50:27 2017 No.16797176 >>16796831 Zoboomafoo is for stealing clothes from you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:51:53 2017 No.16797184 >>16797166 Looks like the circles were filled with the bucket tool or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:52:29 2017 No.16797185 >>16797166 Not OR but nice work. Is a shortstack Automaton possible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:52:29 2017 No.16797186 >>16797166 A Ratatoskr with a camera!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:52:39 2017 No.16797187 >>16797166 >Paladin Airlines Wonder what their inflight snacks are like

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:53:01 2017 No.16797190 >>16797166 What about Jabberwock in a sillier hat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:53:34 2017 No.16797192 >>16797166 Looks like she finds herself in a FISHY mood! Nah I got nothin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:55:02 2017 No.16797197 >>16797166 You're gonna get mobbed man! Make sure to take it easy and be well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:55:38 2017 No.16797200 >>16797166 Dubs don't lie, paladin airlines all set for the skies. But what kind of attendants do you think steward paladin airlines?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 21:56:50 2017 No.16797204 >>16797166 I'd be pissed too if I had to ride on Paladin Airlines. They 'Deus Vult' the entire way. Didn't you draw that a long time ago?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:05:27 2017 No.16797239 >>16797166 >I hate flying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:07:24 2017 No.16797245 >>16797239 You would too if you were a water-dwelling species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:09:06 2017 No.16797252 >>16797166 >>16797239 >>16797245 I'm going to sit next to her and hog the arm rest for the whole flight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:09:48 2017 No.16797256 >>16797245 Mersharks tied to balloons with laser beams on the head when

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:10:08 2017 No.16797258 >>16797252 That's how you get your arm bitten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:17:26 2017 No.16797287 File: 312 KB, 1445x1374, 1483500968269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw when you will never have a monster girl love you so much, she would go Olga of Kiev if something ever happened to you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:18:35 2017 No.16797292 >>16797287 I already know that, you don't have to go and remind me, anon.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:19:23 2017 No.16797294

>>16797252
>>16797258

>Mershark minding her buisness on a plane
>Really doesn't like it
>It's so warm and dry
>Just wants to be back in the sea having her head pat
>Some faggot sits next to her
>Takes a look at her tiddies
>Pulls out his PS vita instead of saying anything else
>At least he doesn't want to talk or flirt or whatever, thank god.
>Sees this shit eating grin out of the corner of his eye
>He hogs the arm rest
>Tries to gently get him to remove it
>He doesn't
>Asks politely
>Headphones in, pretending not to hear
>Anger rising
>Urge to bite coming to a head
>Realizes that if she bites him, he'll pop a boner
>Realizes this is what the fucker wants
>But if she doesn't, he'll hog the arm rest
>And boy are her arms tired
>Spends the whole flight stuck in mental battle over the situation

Life is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:20:27 2017 No.16797298 >>16797294 She bites him, and then lets him live with the boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:21:44 2017 No.16797303 File: 420 KB, 1000x1500, It didnt go as expected.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16797185 >>16797186 >>16797190 Last one for today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:22:25 2017 No.16797306 >>16797298 I'm sure a flight attendant would be happy to take care of that for him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:24:01 2017 No.16797313 >>16797303 What a scoop!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:25:03 2017 No.16797320 >>16797303 Faantastic!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:25:33 2017 No.16797322 >>16797298 >>16797306 It's actually a metaphor for the sad people in here who have boners that no one will ever take care of because Monstergirls aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:27:06 2017 No.16797326 >>16797303 Fantastic!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:28:22 2017 No.16797334 >>16797303 Dohohoho

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:28:36 2017 No.16797335 >>16797320 >Ratatoskr ventures through an Undead Kingdom mall

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:30:55 2017 No.16797341 >>16797335 Three days to help find all the anons scattered around without their waifus Those damn three delinquent ghoul girls in the courtyard are really annoying though. Where the hell did they get a jeep?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:31:57 2017 No.16797344 >>16797341 Well...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:32:08 2017 No.16797345 >>16797341 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:33:12 2017 No.16797346 >>16797341 >>16797344 >>16797345 HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE ANON IS HEAVY https://youtu.be/atKUCxXanXA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:34:43 2017 No.16797348 File: 1.67 MB, 3000x1900, PlantTentacleGirlcensorv2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tentacle. Uncensored: https://my.mixtape.moe/axsrmm.png WIP Webm: https://my.mixtape.moe/zsicgz.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:37:00 2017 No.16797352 >>16797348 DELET THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:37:38 2017 No.16797356 >>16797348 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:38:47 2017 No.16797362 >>16797348 Dear diary, today turned out amazing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:40:41 2017 No.16797365 >>16797348 Look at those sap sacs! Very ara-ara, I love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:41:58 2017 No.16797369 >>16797348 >lactation + nursing handjob My man. Though it appears shes missing details like those "eyes" that pop up throughout a tentacles body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:42:58 2017 No.16797374 >>16797348 >Long hair >Motherly nursing handjob >Massive nectar leaking tits Wait a minute, I didn't request or commission this. Who out there read my mind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:43:10 2017 No.16797377 >>16797348 i thought the wip webm thing was an animation still lovely though

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:47:06 2017 No.16797387 >>16797348 Dang it, that goddess is going to make the regular tentacles feel inadequate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:49:33 2017 No.16797400 >>16797387 She looks so warm I bet she could melt any feelings of jealousy or any negativity around her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:50:27 2017 No.16797407 >>16797348 Big.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:52:09 2017 No.16797410 >>16797348 She got some very big melons there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:54:28 2017 No.16797420 >>16797348 >momster tentacle That's like, double repressed rape urges

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:00:49 2017 No.16797437 >>16797410 I swear to god Charon, I'll shove it right up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:02:24 2017 No.16797441 >>16797437 That's more a sexual euphemism than a full-blown pun But I'll allow it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:06:16 2017 No.16797445 >>16796866 I mean is it wrong to honestly think between the three writefags I know who like Warhammer you and Lose would be the most likely to deliver? I mean the other guy isn't a writer

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:06:44 2017 No.16797446 >>16797437 You act like Charon doesn't like it up the ass.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:08:55 2017 No.16797451

>>16796791
>He clung tightly to her as they continued to make love, orgasm after orgasm coming on and filling the goddess, who made sure to never let up at her ministrations. She would help the man ride the wave through each climax, cooing softly in his ears as she played with his hair.

Nicely done, I love "man milking" scenes like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:12:28 2017 No.16797459 >>16797437 Leaf me alone, anon. That wasn't even a pun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:14:28 2017 No.16797463 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that even the shortstack, tsun holsts need to be milked too. Roll Sturm today in GBF. A day well spent.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:20:37 2017 No.16797480

>>16797451
Thanks, I really like that stuff as well, so I tend to include something like it in my writings. It also fits Ryu's rather well in my opinion, with their crazy high need for SE and everything. Do you have any criticisms you want to offer me if you can? I haven't really gotten any since my first story, so even just something small to help me improve would be appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:21:31 2017 No.16797485 >>16797463 I should really get back to playing it. It was a fun little game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:22:10 2017 No.16797489 File: 113 KB, 846x1000, tumblr_ojeiif1Bu11u33x2xo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16797463 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:22:35 2017 No.16797490 >>16797485 The doraf's are cute and make it worth it. Would spoil Yaia until she's old enough and becomes wife material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:22:43 2017 No.16797491 >>16797446 She does seem to be the type to be a huge buttslut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:23:37 2017 No.16797493 >>16797489 High intensity chest groping and kissing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:24:01 2017 No.16797495 >>16797489 This Holst has her hands on her hips. Did I do something wrong?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:24:42 2017 No.16797498

>>16797480
Your past few one shot shorts have been good. I'd like to see you try a story that actually has some conflict. Not like something with a sad ending, and not like a healing story necessarily, but a story where there's a definable conflict or low point that the character has to come out of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:24:42 2017 No.16797499 >>16797490 I'm more of a Forte man. I played bahamut too so I laready knew the cutie, but I stopped playing around the time she was released.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:27:23 2017 No.16797505 File: 158 KB, 1000x1400, 57397962_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's almost time for bed, dude!

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:27:58 2017 No.16797506
File: 699 KB, 676x872, __strum_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_batten_yukibara_7__3ef4c8963aa56448bf354b238ccefef0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16797495
>Jiiiiiiii

You're observant enough to see she's pissed, but not enough to see she needs milkin

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:28:18 2017 No.16797508

>>16797480
Well his need to get back his family kind of got pushed aside, understandably, it could have made the ending cluttered I guess depending on how it was implemented.

I kind of wanted the set up she had to be more like the MGE version though, with it being a place well-understood by humans, staffed by shirohebi, etc. but that seemed to not be what you were going for. Its not clear if she is even meant to be in KC's world or not and you clearly wanted her to be alone so I can forgive that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:29:17 2017 No.16797511 >>16796791 It was nice read, I quite liked it. Their meeting escalated pretty quickly, although I guess she was pretty desperate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:29:23 2017 No.16797512 >>16797505 Fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:30:36 2017 No.16797513 >>16797508 That's how Silent_II writes too, with a lot of stories feeling like the MG is a unique anomaly in an otherwise normal world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:31:48 2017 No.16797515 >>16797348 Tentacles are good no butt stuff tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:32:22 2017 No.16797519 >>16797505 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:32:59 2017 No.16797520 >>16797506 How I'd love an Automaton with that body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:36:18 2017 No.16797529 File: 918 KB, 1309x799, __strum_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_batten_yukibara_7__7779b152cac7f5d71b73e358692b98d6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16797520 Can't argue with that either.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:41:52 2017 No.16797542

>>16797498
I've been thinking about that as well, most of my stuff has been just short smut-centric things, I guess I could try and tackle something a bit more in-depth than what I have done. I have a few ideas floating around at the moment concerning that, just need to start laying it out more concretely, I suppose. Maybe something surrounding a corrupted woman and the Order, perhaps?

>>16797508
I see what you mean, I just wanted to avoid setting it up in a place with a lot of people around due to them fucking in the lake in plain view of the shrine, which was a concept I really liked. I'm not really that crazy on the whole exhibitionism thing, so I didn't want that sort of situation when I wrote about it. I'll try to see if I can stick closer to the MGE setting in the future, since that's what I try to write in.

>>16797511
Yeah, and it was actually a lot worse before I did a bunch of revisions. I tried to allude to the fact that she was desperate as you said, and that she also had her eye on him since he was a kid, so she had to hold herself back until he was older.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:44:35 2017 No.16797546 >>16797542 >corrupted woman and the Order, perhaps? Not my cup of tea and thin ice to walk on, but maybe worth a shot.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:47:29 2017 No.16797550

>>16797480
Not the guy you're talking to, but I am the one who responded to your first story. There's a lot of superfluous description here. Strong detail is an important tool in writing, but overburdening the scene can detract from what is going on and even grind the pacing to a halt. The beginning of this story reads like a particularly slow Robert Frost poem. You do need to set the scene, but the quantity of unhelpful detail of the forest, buildings, and every action the MC makes, slows the story and takes the focus away from the actual events. Also, excessive use of loanwords can muddle the story and come off as an artificial attempt at defining the setting.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:54:28 2017 No.16797564

>>16797550
>superfluous description
I've always tended to go overboard on things like that, you're right, it's something I'll try and watch out for again. I just get these scenes and settings in my head, and I write out every detail I can since I want to try and exactly portray what I'm envisioning. I suppose I should try and leave some things up to the reader when it comes to that.

>loanwords
Duly noted, thank-you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:55:58 2017 No.16797568 Do you prefer your Automaton to 'naturally' (or as a base) have your desired traits (flat, super busty, badonkadonk, long legs, tummy plump, abs, etc) or do you like them having interchangable parts that can be swapped out and/or upgraded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:56:23 2017 No.16797569 File: 224 KB, 1000x1000, Paladin Airlines 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16797166

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:58:47 2017 No.16797575 >>16797446 Only if it's a hobo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:59:33 2017 No.16797577 >>16797575 Delete yourself my dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:00:20 2017 No.16797579 >>16797575 Fuck off.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:01:23 2017 No.16797582

>>16797568
I think I would like my Automaton to have a base with my personal preferences, but interchangeable or adaptive parts would be fantastic. Being able to have her normal during the day, then come nighttime her ass has adjusted to a size that lets her smother me completely with it would be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:04:01 2017 No.16797590 >>16797568 I think the curvy, big bootied big busty style really suits me. I don't see myself wanting to change it, but of course it's nice if the option is ultimately there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:05:09 2017 No.16797593 >>16797568 I prefer them to be naturally thicc since it's established that Automatons can't have new limbs made for them due to the materials required.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:12:08 2017 No.16797613
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>>16797529
Tsun holsts do things to me, especially if they are tomboy flavored
>What are you looking at, pervert?
>W-what?! I don't need any damn help milking, you bastard!
>...Look, it's just faster if someone else does it, alright? I'm asking out of convenience, not because it's you
If I noticed her trying holding back her mooing, my heart would melt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:13:21 2017 No.16797616 So what's april fools day like in MGE land? It sounds scary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:15:08 2017 No.16797620 >>16796525 I didn't need this feel, anon, I already feel bad that it was done to me without consent

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:16:00 2017 No.16797624

>>16797613
>If I noticed her trying holding back her mooing, my heart would melt
Hnnnng
>sneak upstairs when you know Tsun Holst is milking herself in her room
>Can overhear her talking to herself
>"Mm-m-mooo... make me moo, anon... god I want you to pull on them again so bad... you weren't near rough enough last time, but it still felt so good... mmooo..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:16:39 2017 No.16797626 Wide hipped Kikimoras! Wide hipped Kikimoras with a thin layer of soft fat in all the right places! Wide hipped Kikimoras with a thin layer of soft fat in all the right places who like having their asses played with!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:17:33 2017 No.16797630 >>16796791 I liked it, even if Ryus are weirdos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:17:38 2017 No.16797632 File: 349 KB, 610x824, 61699913_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One alpaca, freshly sheared.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:17:48 2017 No.16797634 >>16797616 Who knows. Maybe it's monster girls telling their husbands that they are finally pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:20:53 2017 No.16797648 >>16797626 Big tittied Shoggoths! Big tittied Shoggoths with a lot of bounce and jiggle! Big tittied Shoggoths with a log of bounce and jiggle who like when Mastah sleeps with his head between them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:22:11 2017 No.16797649 >>16797568 Natural, but equipped with a lot of niche equipment to protect her master. Like impact cushioning and flotation devices to make her soft and buoyant, or a mouth to mouth respiratory mechanism for low oxygen situations.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:23:07 2017 No.16797651

>>16797634
>Anon is so happy that he runs out of the house to buy baby stuff before his waifu can tell him its a joke
>seeing him this happy, she can't bring herself to break his heart, so she tries to get him to fuck her more often, hoping that he'll actually knock her up
>sounds like the plot of a sitcom episode

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:23:40 2017 No.16797652 File: 928 KB, 750x1050, orange juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spank the slime, it feels divine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:25:21 2017 No.16797655 >>16797632 She a cute Bet she looked goofy with all her wool on

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:27:04 2017 No.16797661 >>16797626 Long legged Demons! Long legged Demons wearing high heels and dominatrix outfits! Long legged Demons wearing high heels and dominatrix outfits that want you to beg for it, slut!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:28:03 2017 No.16797669 >>16797616 Didn't you know? Its a custom to sneak raging mushrooms into a monsters food. Trust me its a riot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:28:05 2017 No.16797670 >>16797616 Wonderland spills out of the portals into the world Shenanigans ensue

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:31:14 2017 No.16797681 >>16797616 Nachadashi plans to engulf the world in eternal darkness

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:31:35 2017 No.16797684 >>16794264 Anon, why would any monstergirl that isn't specifically always a loli always be flat? There are unlimited variations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:34:51 2017 No.16797695 >>16797616 Most of it are pranks that generally involve straight up molestation when they aren't flat out rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:35:34 2017 No.16797699 File: 482 KB, 3946x3734, C7RsN1OVsAAfmQ3.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes in hose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:35:39 2017 No.16797700 >>16797661 Strong, fit Anubi! Strong, fit Anubi with spats and a ponytail! Strong, fit Anubi with spats and a ponytail who lets you lick the sweat off their brown abs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:38:53 2017 No.16797708 >>16797699 Fox hoes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:38:58 2017 No.16797709 File: 636 KB, 880x720, 62140024_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16797699 Foxes out of hose

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:39:13 2017 No.16797711 >>16797670 Actually on April fools day wonderland is the driest dullest place in the planet. Literally zero sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:42:51 2017 No.16797718 >>16797699 >>16797709 FOUR EARS! What shitty transformations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:46:25 2017 No.16797729 >>16797700 Pure, innocent Tentacles! Pure, innocent Tentacles who want to hold your hand! Pure, innocent Tentacles who want to hold your hand and maybe hold some other things too and oh whoops looks like all your clothes came off haha oh well!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:47:03 2017 No.16797731 >>16797718 Worst aspect of Kemono Friends designs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:47:37 2017 No.16797736 >>16797729 I want a tentacle to milk me.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:50:29 2017 No.16797745

>>16797736
But they're totally innocent girls anon! They're totally past that period of their existence, you don't have to feel like you need to make them do that, they don't need it, they definitely don't need to see your lewd, gasping, ahegaoing face as they pump load after load after load out of you for hours on end with their feelers slickly sliding over your entire body bringing you to heights of pleasure no human mind should have to endure! They really don't!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:51:47 2017 No.16797750 >>16797709 They come off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:57:02 2017 No.16797765 >>16797745 I want a tentacle to milk me, and I want her to whisper into my ear as she does it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:58:54 2017 No.16797768 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x1813, yeti mei.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792193 Our world is worth hugging for!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:08:31 2017 No.16797790

>>16797765
>Tentacle ASMR while milking you for load after load
>keeps telling you how cute your looks of ecstasy are and how much she wants to make you cum
>Pass out as she devolves into repeating the same phrase begging you to keep cumming for her while her tentacles get into an infinite rhythm of milking, caressing back to hardness, and milking again
Its the best damn 'bad end' you could imagine.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:10:31 2017 No.16797795
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Admit to your heinous crimes and perhaps the MGC Court won't throw the book at you!

I've seen boys like you, tossed in the cages with those "animals", they all come out changed for the worse.

So admit to your transgressions!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:12:44 2017 No.16797799 It's April 1st, don't forget to replace your Kikimora's clothes with latex reproductions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:13:28 2017 No.16797801 >>16797795 But I'm innocent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:15:23 2017 No.16797810 >>16797795 I dabbled in 3D. The broken heart and trust issues are a constant reminder of my childish folly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:18:08 2017 No.16797818 >>16797795 I want to ask that fox if I can look at her sword.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:23:23 2017 No.16797833 >>16797818 Only if you show her yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:23:47 2017 No.16797835 >>16797795 If I can dodge a wrench I can dodge a book.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:24:47 2017 No.16797838 >>16797799 And to leave a box of condoms at the bedside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:26:57 2017 No.16797842 >>16797795 I'm single

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:27:13 2017 No.16797844

>>16797795
I hold no animosity towards people with different fetishes with me, only when they start thinking their fetish makes them better than everyone else and keeps reminding everyone of that belief. I don't care if a woman had sex before me, only that the mg who I meet is someone I spend the rest of my life with is monogamous as I am. I don't care if people in this thread are polygamous, that's your thing and so long as everyone is happy why should I but in? I keep trying to contribute to the thread but I end up not posting translated mg content because I know I'm not as good as TranslateAnon yet and the thread deserves better. And my most heinous crime is that of my waifu. I can't even imagine a life with her as vividly as you all. It's just a blank space where I keep trying to think of ways she's happy that doesn't end up with her a glorified sex slave instead of a loving partnership where I try to make her happy as much as she tries to make me happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:28:02 2017 No.16797847 >>16797842 Luckily for you, that's easy to rehabilitate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:33:24 2017 No.16797856 >>16797718 Having just smooth skin where the humans ears are supposed to be would probably be more uncanny valley than having humans ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:37:07 2017 No.16797861 >>16797795 I don't actually have a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:39:03 2017 No.16797868 >>16797856 Smooth skin doesn't make much sense. It's not like they had human ears that were then surgically removed or something. I always imagine they just have hair growing there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:39:37 2017 No.16797870 File: 125 KB, 373x746, side ears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16797856 Then do this or do like every other media and put hair there. Four ears makes them look like cosplayers (which other than tails the Kemono Friends girls are)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:40:52 2017 No.16797874 >>16797620 You and me both. I mean hell, I'm probably going to be single all my life, why fuck up the nerve endings in my dick. Seriously, it's mutilation. How is this shit legal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:40:57 2017 No.16797875 >>16797870 Side ears aren't as cute though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:41:48 2017 No.16797878 >>16797795 The reason why I practice drawing daily is because I want the approval of other anonymous more than my desire to make mg legs sexy enough to meet my fapping standards.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:48:21 2017 No.16797892

>>16797795
I'm becoming addicted (if I'm not addicted already) to getting commissions and stuff. A lot of niche artists I like have amazing deals on Patreon too as I've found.

I do things I promise myself I won't do so consistently that it really doesn't make sense that I'm still this disappointed in myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:50:23 2017 No.16797896 >>16797875 fite me m8. Gonna nibble those ears all night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:51:46 2017 No.16797899 >>16797795 I'm a lazy person who hasn't put in real effort in awhile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:52:25 2017 No.16797903 >>16797795 I don't even read 90% of the thread, I only come for the pics and the occasional comment that catches my mind every few days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 01:53:30 2017 No.16797908 >>16797899 Effort is for losers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:03:46 2017 No.16797945 >>16797874 Back in the nineteenth century, it was done to get people to stop masturbating, because medical experts back then believed masturbation caused impotence, effeminacy, insanity, disease, and even death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:05:23 2017 No.16797954 >>16797795 I'm very late on delivering those direlove profile pics D: Also kemono friends are cute! CUTE!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:07:24 2017 No.16797960

>>16797892
I feel you on that commission thing. I catch myself seeking out artists and jotting out ideas for new pieces, only to realize that I need to keep a slow pace with that stuff. I'm going to try my best to have only 1-2 commissions going at one time, but we'll see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:10:52 2017 No.16797972 >>16797795 I would probably help chaos girls with their devious plots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:14:23 2017 No.16797983 >>16797972 The henchman life is a respectable one.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:14:43 2017 No.16797986

>>16797960
>>16797892
I'm not addicted to getting commissions but I am kinda addicted to buying other things, and it helps to set aside a certain amount each month that will solely be used for fun stuff like that.
That way it's easier to budget and you wont find yourself in a tricky financial situation down the line.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:15:25 2017 No.16797988

>>16797945
Ironically not masturbating will lead to all those things. Then again previously medical science overused penicillin to the point where we could have easily been extinct by super viruses, didn't wash their hands and other things that make you say "what the fuck stop doing that I thought you were the smart people?!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:16:16 2017 No.16797993 >>16792663 >No vaginas Literally just men with tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:17:10 2017 No.16797996 >>16797795 I've been putting off writing the rest of my pastebin fic for a good 3 weeks now. I keep getting sidetracked with work

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:17:15 2017 No.16797997

>>16797960
Yeah, I've got 2 commissions I'm on a wait list for with another two where I don't know for sure if they're happening yet or not, plus a decent quality commission's-worth of money in Patreon this month.

It doesn't help that I check the various sites for new art from people I follow more than once a day. I usually see people opening for commissions within half a day at least, and it's very hard to not send them a question or something. That single question always turns into something more.

It's not like I'm never finding new artists either.

>>16797986
See, I do that. I just can't keep myself to it, especially when my waifu is involved. I feel like now it's gotten bad enough that I'll hopefully chill for awhile, but I've always been bad with self control.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:18:09 2017 No.16798000 >>16797983 Even if the uniform she has you and the rest of the henchmen wearing is a little embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:21:44 2017 No.16798006 >>16798000 Especially if the uniform is a little embarrassing. As a henchman, the goal is to look as expendable as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:24:25 2017 No.16798009 >>16797988 The funny thing is, that in two hundred years, our ancestors will be having this exact same conversation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:27:13 2017 No.16798018 >>16798009 >ancestors I know what you meant, but I find it funnier to think that the ghosts of those ancient doctors are laughing at us from the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:27:23 2017 No.16798019 >>16798009 If they figure out a way to cure cancers that doesn't cause radiation poisoning or cure terminal diseases with simple shit like smoking houseplant extract I will be rolling in my grave fast enough to power the planet forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:38:31 2017 No.16798043 >>16798000 >>16798006 >tfw the Wolf Girl super-villain you work for has you wearing dog collars.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:42:44 2017 No.16798062 >>16798043 She sounds like a nice lady.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:44:22 2017 No.16798073 >>16798062 Even when she's barking orders!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:45:20 2017 No.16798074 I'm most attracted to expressions of mania, malice, unrestrained lust, and smugness. Should I be looking to marry a villain?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:46:18 2017 No.16798075 >>16798073 >sometimes she gets frustrated enough to actually bark You wouldn't tease her, would you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:47:09 2017 No.16798076 >>16798074 You get similar results if you deny a good girl long enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:47:53 2017 No.16798078 File: 354 KB, 960x1358, _MGGW0174_story.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's happening! https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=2280864

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:51:06 2017 No.16798087 >>16798078 >LUNE >chance of TREX adapting this This pleases me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:51:43 2017 No.16798091 >>16798078 Is it translated though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:51:54 2017 No.16798092 >>16796791 I have yet to read it but thank you. Now, maybe I'd be inspired to try a Sea Bishop thing if someone else did a thing, write or draw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:52:04 2017 No.16798093 >>16798075 We'd try to calm her down. Go get one of her bone-shaped chew toys before she goes on a rampage where she beats all the henchmen up then asks 'WHO'S TOP DOG?!' and we all reply 'Y-You are...' and she says 'THAT'S RIGHT!'

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:52:38 2017 No.16798094 >>16798078 Too many cows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:53:36 2017 No.16798096 >>16798093 >bone-shaped chew toys That still sounds pretty embarrassing anon, how do you think she'd feel if a bunch of her minions came in and saw her playfully making it squeak with her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:56:54 2017 No.16798103 >>16798096 Too engrossed in chewing the toy and growling to notice anything else hopefully. For the love of god don't try to take it away from her though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:58:09 2017 No.16798106 >>16798103 What happens if you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:00:11 2017 No.16798111 >>16797056 Glorious. As always, you're gold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:00:52 2017 No.16798113 >>16798106 Probably a low growl as a warning as you approach. Grabbing it and yanking it away will get you thrown through a wall, leaving a comical, Anon-shaped hole.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:02:29 2017 No.16798118

>>16798078
I don't know what this is but it looks atrocious.
Their tits are bigger than their own damn rib-cages, and their fashion sense is like some gaudy prostitute's.
Neither of the videos I saw even hinted at a plot or any form of conflict. Is this just some slice-of-life cow/elf-raping simulator?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:03:38 2017 No.16798120 >>16798091 No.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:10:29 2017 No.16798131

>>16797795
Renegeing on a precocious crush of a Hellhound she made to me when she was a Hellwan. Apparently, to the courts that is "illegal".

I just said yes to humor her, I thought she was just kidding and would have found someone when she grew older rather than pining for her her Kindergarten teacher.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:12:58 2017 No.16798135 >>16797795 I'd slip her a note telling her to meet me at a small bar at night. The Mofu Yakuza has too many eyes and ears and I don't want to get in trouble with them. Also it's because I want to take her out on a date.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:13:50 2017 No.16798138 File: 502 KB, 535x844, Rance Beth height comparison.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the height difference between you and your monsterfu? Will delet so don't fucking shit yourselves like fucking babies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:17:48 2017 No.16798147 >>16798138 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:17:56 2017 No.16798148 >>16798138 About 3 inches in my favor. Perfect for sitting her in my lap and nuzzling my head between her horns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:19:27 2017 No.16798151 >>16798147 Your main one? The alpha bitch? The queen? the bottom bitch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:23:10 2017 No.16798154 >>16798138 I'm 5'8"ish and my waifu is 4'10.5". Our daughteru is 3'11.5". Our height differences would make for great cuddles!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:24:26 2017 No.16798156 >>16798154 Okay, KDF-manlet-silver.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:24:41 2017 No.16798157 >>16798138 She's nearly a foot shorter. I like the thought of carrying her around and wrapping myself around her, but if she were too short there would be less to hug. And I fuckin' love me some hugs. No Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:25:56 2017 No.16798159 >>16798156 Sticks and stones anon, I'm still the second tallest in my extended family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:27:32 2017 No.16798162 >>16798159 I'm the 3rd or 4th at 6'6". Tallest is my brother at 7'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:27:59 2017 No.16798163 >>16798151 6'2" 4' 6'2" 6'2"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:28:30 2017 No.16798165 >>16798162 Jesus christ anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:29:54 2017 No.16798167 >>16798165 Was 7'1" until he had to get a spinal disk removed. Anyone wanting tall waifus will be in luck with my daughterus though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:33:59 2017 No.16798171 >>16798167 >Anyone wanting tall waifus will be in luck with my daughterus though. I'm sure they will anon, dang.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:34:42 2017 No.16798174 >>16798118 I'm surprised this missed your esteemed gaze, but if the women aren't to your fancy, there's a kid up the back there the imagine diddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:36:20 2017 No.16798176 >>16798171 You'll have your own basketball team of daughterus with them and I get to be a cool grandpa. It's win-win.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:38:35 2017 No.16798181 >>16798138 ~29" or about .5 meters. Shes 8 feet/2.5m tall DRAGONS ARE LOVE, BUT THERE IS ONLY DEPRESSION HERE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:53:57 2017 No.16798198 >>16797348 >nursing handjob YES!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:58:37 2017 No.16798202

>>16798138
I've been really considering this lately since I can't exactly picture someone who's 6'5" in my head for some reason. I know it's tall but does it look significantly taller than 5'7"?

Because if so then the height difference between me and my waifu is 8"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:01:20 2017 No.16798206 File: 358 KB, 1500x1281, C2KcF4tUQAALf2U.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798138

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:02:19 2017 No.16798208 >>16798206 >The waifufag trio all look girly Makes you wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:02:52 2017 No.16798210 File: 355 KB, 920x1300, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anri wa harpy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:05:57 2017 No.16798217 >>16798208 Nothing wrong with being a girly man, anon. It's definitely how I'd change myself to be once the portals open. I'm going to make myself look so cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:09:34 2017 No.16798224 >>16798202 >6'5" - 5'7" = 8" There are 12 inches in a foot, numbskull. Also, roughly around 8 or 9 inches is about the height of your head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:10:34 2017 No.16798228 >>16798202 Manlet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:10:58 2017 No.16798230 >>16798224 Oh yeah. Sorry it's early and I just woke up. But I mean she's gotta be pretty tall then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:12:14 2017 No.16798237 >>16798228 Meanie. Being shorter is an advantage for me because I want my waifu to be taller.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:16:49 2017 No.16798243 >>16798217 >I'd become a straight trap once the portals open

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:18:44 2017 No.16798249 >>16798243 No no no not like that. Just you know, cuter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:20:03 2017 No.16798254 >>16798249 Anon, that's the only way a guy can be cute. As a trap. Your waifu would probably dress you up in outfits and take pictures.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:22:48 2017 No.16798258

>>16798254
I'm sure there's different ways to look cute and petite as a male. I wouldn't go overboard with it.

>Your waifu would probably dress you up in outfits and take pictures.

That does sound like a funny shenanigan. My waifu would probably think I'd look cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:24:52 2017 No.16798260 >>16798258 >funny shenanigan Anon she'd be getting off on you in cute and frilly dresses that show off your bulge through lacy panties. Face it. you either go trap or look like a hobit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:27:16 2017 No.16798267 >>16798260 Anon, you should probably stop projecting your own fantasies on another man's waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:28:18 2017 No.16798272 >>16798260 There's definitely more ways to looks cute as a man than becoming a trap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:29:48 2017 No.16798283 >>16798267 Is it wrong to want to be cute and beautiful as you pound a woman from behind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:32:55 2017 No.16798293 >>16798283 I wouldn't call it wrong, exactly. Unnecessary, maybe. But not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:34:01 2017 No.16798296 >>16798283 Not at all. That's why I'd prefer to look cute.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:46:08 2017 No.16798319
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>sega released Bayonetta on PC http://store.steampowered.com/app/567090
>for free
>it's 8-bit shooter
Sasuga Sega
10/10 trolling
Though there is a hidden countdown for real game port

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:51:14 2017 No.16798328
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Which Monstergirl will skillfully beat up anyone who harms me, without any dramatic tension or moments of struggle? People expect her to take a few hits before getting back up to fight in the name of love, but she turns them to dust before they can blink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:57:36 2017 No.16798339 >>16798328 Dragon. Lilim. Lich if she's at least 400. Trumpart Ace. The TG Cid of Dullahans.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:58:55 2017 No.16798340

>>16798328
Dragon Zombie. Clearly, she's going to take any attacks on her without notice. That much pent up demonic energy in one of the strongest species out there is just incredibly, stupidly OP. She can turn annoyances into zombie servants in a literal breath. She also suits your description better than any other MG possibly could- she's too concerned with her husband to even register a threat before its been nullified. To her, it would be more like swatting a fly away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:59:05 2017 No.16798341 >>16798260 That does sound appealing for some reason. Not in a trap way though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:59:31 2017 No.16798342 >>16796050 That's that anime that stars a duck girl, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:02:13 2017 No.16798348 >>16798341 I just like the idea of being a trap and screwing women. Also calling guys who think I'm a girl a fag in a deep voice is appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:06:32 2017 No.16798358 >>16798348 Sounds kinda funny when I think about it. But do you think it would confuse MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:09:09 2017 No.16798363 >>16798348 I would watch porn of this. Trap on Monstergirl, especially if the trap is eventually overwhelmed. My dream is to see one dropped in the middle of a jungle, forcing him to escape while Monstergirls are constantly raping him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:09:21 2017 No.16798365 >>16798358 Probably. It'd allow one to be snuck into girl only places easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:13:22 2017 No.16798374 >>16798260 You can be a cute handsome man without having to be a trap. If anon wants to be cute for his waifu, then let him be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:15:28 2017 No.16798379 >>16798363 >Trap dropped into Amazon jungle >They constantly belittle him as they rape him, calling him a cutey and perfect bitch material

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:17:00 2017 No.16798382 >>16798379 It's not wrong to want this from a waifu, is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:19:24 2017 No.16798387 >>16798382 It means you're a shameless slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:22:42 2017 No.16798395 >>16798387 I'm proud of that. I'm a shameless slut!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:23:40 2017 No.16798399 >>16798379 >>Trap dropped into Paladin convent >>They constantly belittle him as they rape him, calling him a cutey and perfect bitch material It's not sinful if he's not a real man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:23:43 2017 No.16798400 >>16798382 Nope. Let us be shameless sluts for our waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:25:44 2017 No.16798406 >>16798399 >Dress him up as a cleric so that monsters avoid gunning after him in failed skirmishes >They keep him all to their selves outside battles >Violating him until he's nothing but a cross eyed mess on the floor below their naked forms

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:25:58 2017 No.16798407 So anon. How would you prank your waifu during April first?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:30:39 2017 No.16798420 >>16798407 Switch up her daily plan with cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:31:59 2017 No.16798423 >>16798407 Tell her I've converted and I'm going to become a Chief God priest.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:41:58 2017 No.16798449

>>16798420
>So, 08:00 we wake up
>8:10 to 9:00 we... cuddle in bed... alright.
>9:00 to 9:45 we eat breakfast.
>9:45 to 11 we... cuddle again...
>11:00 to 12:00 we eat lunch.
>12:00 to 17:30 We cuddle in the sofa while watching movies and playing games...
>Anon, did you do anything to my schedule?
>Well, I don't care we're following it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:44:41 2017 No.16798451 >>16798406 >Always made to pull out because they don't want weak babies

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:44:54 2017 No.16798452 >>16798407 Hire an Alp to pretend that I incubied last night, but it went wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:46:32 2017 No.16798461 >>16798449 Comfiest schedule! I'd wake up the night before and change the schedule while she sleeps. I'll get cuddles all day and there's nothing she can do to stop it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:47:36 2017 No.16798463 >>16798451 The best kind of belittlement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:47:46 2017 No.16798464 >>16798328 kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:50:41 2017 No.16798469 >>16798449 >Anubis with her schedule replaced with different cuddle positions and activities down to the second >She literally hugs you for 3 minutes, and then pats your head for 45 seconds, and then nuzzles your cheek for 1:30 minutes

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:54:16 2017 No.16798475

>>16798399
>>16798406
>Seemingly pure and virtuous Paladin-Chans take out all their frustrations on him.
>Dress him up in cute outfits and force him to serve them beer and food at dinner, sexually harassing him all the while.
>Abuse him as they rape him. calling him a weak little bitch, an obedient sexpet, and so on.
>Send flyers of them raping you to monster controlled cities to discourage them.
>But at least they're not as bad as the top brass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:59:10 2017 No.16798481 >>16798475 >Top brass forcibly jerk him off in front of others, belittling him as he wears a waitress or idol uniform >Then once others are gone they begin to rape him spread eagled

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:59:13 2017 No.16798482

>>16798463
>>16798475
>She leglocks him and tells him to fuck her harder
>Her muscular pussy milks him like a top-grade onahole
>He moans and pants like an animal while desperately humping her
>She moans and twitches gently as she cums
>He's about to finally let it out inside her
>Suddenly her legs open and she pushes him away
>He land on his back on the floor and spurts his cum all over the flagstones
>"That was so good..."
>"Your pained face is so delicious. Did you really think I'd risk having a worthless child like you?"
>"My child will become a Paladin as well, so the father will have to be a perfect specimen."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:59:22 2017 No.16798483 >>16798475 >"Look how we treat your precious Human Boys" >Image of cute anon in a frilly revealing dress being reversed mating pressed by a Paladin while he cries

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:02:31 2017 No.16798491

>>16798482
I don't know why I like this idea so much. I'd do this as roleplay with my waffle, but then again I feel as if this kind of bellitlement is only done with Paladins.

What kind of monster girl pulls out and says she doesn't want your seed inside her giving her weak children?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:03:06 2017 No.16798495 >>16798482 Why would anyone want this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:04:17 2017 No.16798498 >>16798475 >>16798483 >the Demon Army never invades >they never needed to >the city had already corrupted itself, they just hadn't noticed

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:05:06 2017 No.16798502

>>16798491
>I'd do this as roleplay with my waffle, but then again I feel as if this kind of bellitlement is only done with Paladins.
So have her cosplay a Paladin-chan while you roleplay? You'd have to creampie her immediately afterwards, though, while she sniffles and apologizes to you over and over for saying something horrible like that.

>>16798495
Masochism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:05:57 2017 No.16798503 File: 865 KB, 400x400, 1391006324510.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798348 >>16798363 I want to be a Monster Girl's Princess (Male)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:06:24 2017 No.16798506 >>16798498 Damn monster girls. They always win! But hey maybe the demon lord isn't ok with the way human boys are treated in the Order Cities?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:09:17 2017 No.16798514 >>16798502 I can see that working, worth giving a try. I'd love to wear cute girly clothes for her while she does it, forcefully soiling my purity and treating me like her bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:09:34 2017 No.16798517 >>16798506 These boys like it, apparently. If they didn't, they would have changed the situation due to now being incubi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:09:56 2017 No.16798519 >>16798210 is that the name of the manga cause i don't find anything on that

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:10:04 2017 No.16798521 File: 220 KB, 1250x850, C8SeFKWUQAEeQWI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:10:23 2017 No.16798523 File: 189 KB, 627x886, 1491041423471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't do any weird depraved stuff even if your waifu liked that sort of thing right? Right? RIGHT!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:11:41 2017 No.16798528 >>16798523 >do I also like it Sure. >do I dislike it No. Waow so hard a question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:11:51 2017 No.16798530 >>16798521 KC is a pedo lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:13:05 2017 No.16798532 >>16798523 Of course I would. I'd prefer it done on me though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:14:06 2017 No.16798536 >>16798523 I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:14:23 2017 No.16798537 >>16798517 Who wouldn't love being sexually bullied by lean, muscular, tomboyish Paladin-chans? I'd love to get spitroasted by them. One doing amazon position and the other using my face like a table for masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:15:52 2017 No.16798541 I had a dream where I was trying to ice-skate uphill. Does that mean I'll get my ass kicked by a Dhampir when the portals open?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:16:20 2017 No.16798542 >>16798537 Anyone who isn't an M. But if you like being stepped on, that's your prerogative.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:16:23 2017 No.16798543 >>16798537 That is not what spitroasted means, you alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:17:38 2017 No.16798548 >>16798543 Gosh-golly-gee, you sure do know a lot about spit roasting!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:18:12 2017 No.16798549 >>16798542 I like being stepped on, and I also like being jerked off into her wine with a gauntleted hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:20:31 2017 No.16798553 >>16798503 I want to be dressed in cute clothes for my waifu! But only in the bedroom. Outside the bedroom I'd like to wear cute comfy clothes like slippers and warm sweaters. Maybe even tight jeans to show off my butt to my waifu.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:26:34 2017 No.16798563

>>16798537
>the other using my face like a table for masturbation.
I want to be used as a stress ball for them after a battle! I want them to take turns raping my face with their sweaty, stinky cunts and squirting all over my face! I want my face to be all sticky after having the entire troop run a train on me! I bet I'd even cum onto the floor several times from being to turned on from eating them out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:27:14 2017 No.16798564 File: 1.55 MB, 1240x1754, 14355764874534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798541 Dhampirs are for rescuing you from their Mother's haunted castle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:28:51 2017 No.16798569 >>16798548 Anon's right though. The term you're looking for is reverse spitroasting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:28:59 2017 No.16798571 >>16798564 I knew naming her Electra was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:38:11 2017 No.16798594 >>16798569 It's not spitroasting if there's no spit. Just like there's no reverse eiffel tower or reverse devil's triangle. Everything has it's own name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:41:16 2017 No.16798605 Which monster girls make the best butlers? Maids are nice and all but there's just something about a girl in a suit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:41:54 2017 No.16798609 >>16798594 Anon, that's how I found out about it in the Danbooru tags. It's the opposite of a spitroast. Two women on either end of a man. You got a better name for it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:42:21 2017 No.16798611 >>16798605 Mad Hatter looks the part, Anubis seems to fit the bill in Pharaoh's court.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:46:47 2017 No.16798623 >>16798605 Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:49:19 2017 No.16798628 >>16798609 The threesome position is called face-to-face. One girl on the dick and one on the face, facing each other. Actual reverse spitroast would need like strapons and stuff. >captcha Stop Street Indeed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:55:31 2017 No.16798635 >>16798609 >>16798628 What are these positions? Are they good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:56:43 2017 No.16798640 >>16798635 One girl sitting on your face and the other riding your dick, you decide if you like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:59:07 2017 No.16798642 >>16798640 Sounds perfect. Worth buying the doppel ganger potions for if you want to do it with just one girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:24:32 2017 No.16798702 >>16798519 It's yuusha ga shinda.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:30:49 2017 No.16798716 >>16798482 >Eventually the perfect specimen actually comes along >Breeds her into a submissive bitch right in ontop of you as she continues to call you worthless, cumming repeatedly and showing faces she never showed while fucking you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:35:23 2017 No.16798719 File: 121 KB, 815x753, 1489262759619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798716 Wow, we've got some honest-to-god cucks in here tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:39:27 2017 No.16798727 >>16798719 Well it's a cuck fetish. What do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:39:32 2017 No.16798728 >>16798716 >She stays childless through her entire fertile life >Finally she retires and takes you along as her valet >You ask her why she never had children >"I never met anyone better than you." >She finally lets you creampie her useless 50-yo womb

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:40:02 2017 No.16798731 >>16798716 I know the scene was basically leading up to this. But I like it up to this. NTR is a no no for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:40:40 2017 No.16798733 File: 458 KB, 1920x2716, 1491032676695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we discuss green goblins being superior to the MGE ones? How can they even compete? They aren't even green!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:41:37 2017 No.16798735 >>16798733 Unfortunately, hobgoblins are even better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:41:42 2017 No.16798736 >>16798733 That goblin is very cute. I want to capture her during a raid on my village and keep her as a loli sex slave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:43:10 2017 No.16798740 >>16798719 Why is the fox being so smug?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:43:31 2017 No.16798741

>>16798728
>An entire world where every man only varies from "pathetic" to "even more pathetic"
What a world

>>16798731
>NTR is a no no for me.
You sure about that? I mean it won't take much for the inner cuck to come out. You're already wanting her to talk the talk. Just a matter of time until you want her to walk the walk, if you don't already secretly want her to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:44:26 2017 No.16798743 >>16798741 All the good men have incubized.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:45:54 2017 No.16798745 >>16798740 Her husband is begging on his knees to rub his face on her ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:45:54 2017 No.16798746 >>16798740 Because she's a fox. She has a lot to be smug about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:46:08 2017 No.16798747 File: 377 KB, 1000x1294, 1491047168009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798736 I'm pretty sure that Goblin could kick your ass anon. >>16798735 >Implying Hobgoblins shouldn't also be green All the WoW ones are basically Hobgoblins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:47:36 2017 No.16798753 >>16798747 I'm sure I could take that Goblin. I'm pretty strong. I'd bear hug her so hard she couldn't move while I raped her and made her addicted to my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:48:03 2017 No.16798754 What job would you get in MGC? Highschool Teacher

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:48:06 2017 No.16798755 File: 365 KB, 1021x1136, 1445464948418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798564

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:48:20 2017 No.16798756 >>16798746 >Fufufu >Most girls die by the time they're two hundred >But me? I was still a smug hot bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:48:22 2017 No.16798758 >>16798741 I'm sure, I just like the talk as roleplay, not serious actually NTR. I'd just use the safe word when it gets too far verbally. But she knows NTR is an absolute no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:49:33 2017 No.16798762 >>16798746 >>16798745 >"Oh my tail? Fluffy isn't it? You want to rub it in your face? Ufufufufufu, get on your knees and beg" Damn foxes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:50:52 2017 No.16798765 >>16798754 House husband. Part time teaching classes on being a house husband. But even outside of MGC I'd do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:51:36 2017 No.16798767 >>16798754 I'd like to be an archaeologist as in real life, so I could get paid for going into an ancient dungeon and molesting the dormant Lich within.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:51:37 2017 No.16798768 >>16798754 Probably the same one I already have, Librarian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:51:43 2017 No.16798769 >>16798762 Cruel foxes, taking advantage of the mofu-addicted!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:53:05 2017 No.16798776 >>16798743 >All the gullible and weak-willed men have incubized.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:53:17 2017 No.16798778 File: 152 KB, 650x585, 1491047597994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798768 You better watch out then, some scary things might be lurking in those libraries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:53:53 2017 No.16798779 >>16798769 I bet some of them would force the mofu sluts to pay up large sums of money just to sniff and rub their tails. Pure evil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:54:11 2017 No.16798781 File: 554 KB, 1200x1218, 62189480_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798769 You just have to molest them hard enough and turn the tables on them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:54:11 2017 No.16798782 >>16798778 Nerdy shy monster girls? I see no downside.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:54:23 2017 No.16798784

>>16798758
Your fetish isn't something like wanting to fuck a girl's ass. You get off on belittlement and being told there are better men out there who deserve to cum inside and breed her unlike you.

It's my personal opinion that given enough time, all fetishes with the potential to progress will do so. Especially bdsm fetishes and cuckoldry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:55:57 2017 No.16798787 >>16798754 Vizier to a Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:56:06 2017 No.16798789 >>16798781 That's just mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:57:07 2017 No.16798792 >>16798754 I don't even know what kind of job it'd like to have now. But if I could think up stories for games or animation, I'd take it. Anything I can tell a story with.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:57:09 2017 No.16798793

>>16798754
I only know how to do one thing currently and that's basic EMS so I'd just stay a basic EMT if I could. Though now that I think more about it it'd probably be just loads of X object stuck in X orifice, lots of childbirth, and a lot of over protective monster girls calling whenever their husband gets so much as a scrape.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:57:35 2017 No.16798795
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>>16798746
>18 - Smug
>100 - Smug
>200 - Smug
>300 - Smug
>400 - Smug
>500 - Moderate Smug
>600 - Moderate Smug
>700 - Decent Smug
>800 - Decent Smug
>900 - Extreme Smug / Peak Smug
>1000 - Very Smug
>1100 - Very Smug
>1200 - Very Smug
>1300 - Pretty Smug
>1400 - Pretty Smug
>1500 - Fairly Smug
>1600 - Fairly Smug
>1700 - Smug
>1800 - Smug
>1900 - Smug
>2000 - Smug Picture at Funeral

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:58:28 2017 No.16798796

>>16798784
Well if I'm honest I'm not sure what to say. All I know is that, true I'd want her to bellitle me telling me things like "my seed not being good enough for her" but I'd never want her to tell me another man's seed deserves to be in her rather than mine.

It's just roleplay, anon. And besides, my waifu would know when to stop and when to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:58:33 2017 No.16798797 >>16798779 >hey kid, you're kinda cute... >first fluff's free

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:59:48 2017 No.16798799 >>16798795 When does a fox attain 「Maximum Smug」?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 07:59:52 2017 No.16798800 >>16798796 >my waifu would know when to stop me. Well I hope for your case that's true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:00:15 2017 No.16798802 >>16798778 How is her shirt not falling off by that point? I want to see some centipede tits dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:00:40 2017 No.16798803 >>16798797 >>first fluff's free It's evil to get little kids addicted like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:00:44 2017 No.16798805 >>16798795 Kitsune are (like most youkai) effectively immortal though. If they die it's from fucking up or oversmug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:01:30 2017 No.16798811 >>16798754 Butler to a lazy Wight or Vampire

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:02:02 2017 No.16798812 >>16798799 When she's impregnated. You'll be minding your own business, cuddling her after sex one evening, and when you look up at her face it'll be the ultimate smug. She's won. You love her so much that you'd have a child with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:02:20 2017 No.16798813 File: 1.16 MB, 2250x1800, Loen91 (2.12) [F][M].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's April 1st! What tricks would you or your waifu have planned for today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:02:31 2017 No.16798814 >>16798799 Modern-day Smug Researchers do not believe there is a maximum smug; smug-prone species can always get smugger. >>16798803 Not if you marry them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:03:02 2017 No.16798817 >>16798812 What does 「Maximum Smug」look like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:04:21 2017 No.16798823 >>16798800 Don't worry anon. Waifus know what's best. >>16798813 I'd say pantsu stealing. But that would just make any MG Waifu "Ara~ Ara~".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:05:02 2017 No.16798825 File: 406 KB, 850x615, best fox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798817

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:05:23 2017 No.16798827 >>16798817 A huge mess in my pants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:05:30 2017 No.16798828 >>16798813 I don't understand the appeal of tricks. I can't think of any trick that I'd be happy with being played on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:05:47 2017 No.16798830 File: 1.14 MB, 620x620, Welcome to Youkoso Thicc Cafe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pick a hiza to makura.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:06:16 2017 No.16798833 >>16798813 I'll cum in her nose while she sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:06:36 2017 No.16798834 >>16798828 This, honestly. Much like tsunderes, it's something that only really works out in fiction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:07:17 2017 No.16798835 >>16798830 Left. I'll paint her cloacal opening while with intercrural and make her beg me to put it in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:07:38 2017 No.16798836 >>16798825 That looks less like "smug" and more like "look at the time it's rape o'clock."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:08:34 2017 No.16798841 >>16798825 She looks so sharp and delinquent-y

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:08:44 2017 No.16798843 >>16798830 ドーゾ

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:09:05 2017 No.16798844 >>16798836 That's also a kind of smugness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:09:46 2017 No.16798846 File: 414 KB, 1280x664, Enjoy being raped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798799 Clearly, as you can read, it's stated to be at 900 known as Peak Smug. This coincides with their 9th Tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:09:48 2017 No.16798847 >>16798754 Shoo, dirty squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:10:01 2017 No.16798848 I feel like April first would be a terrible time to have a Cheshire Cat waifu. Or just going outside if you have one living in your neighborhood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:11:08 2017 No.16798851 >>16798846 No, no, It's their millenial birth date where they gain their tenth an final astral tail that they attain maximum smug

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:11:29 2017 No.16798852 >>16798848 >dear diary >I haven't seen a single cat ass today so far >I'm beginning to worry

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:13:01 2017 No.16798855 April Fool's is pretty much over already, quit living in the past you cavemen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:13:29 2017 No.16798858 >>16798848 April First is the most boring day of the Wonderland. It's the April Second you need to fear

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:13:47 2017 No.16798860 File: 312 KB, 576x3421, 20120310.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798754 This would be me as a professor at MGCU.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:14:13 2017 No.16798861 >>16798855 I have nineteen more hours of it you crazy russian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:16:26 2017 No.16798865 >>16798861 Why would the first thing you assume be a fucking mongolian farmer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:17:56 2017 No.16798871 >>16798813 Usually I'd only do this with her permission. But I'd slip a lolification potion in her food and forcefully worship her body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:18:26 2017 No.16798877 How would dragons react to tricks like replacing her gold coins with chocolate ones? She'd be smart enough to figure out that you're the one behind it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:18:58 2017 No.16798880 >>16798851 Degenerate Astralmofulogists please go. You make regular Mofulogists look bad with your pretendo science!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:19:29 2017 No.16798884

>>16798860
>Wight gets more beautiful the more you cum inside her
>Feels more pleasurable too, one would assume
>The more you fuck and the more desensitized you get the better she feels and the more you fuck
Wights truly a best, never have to worry about that cliche "Oh I've done so much I'm bored no and vanilla hand holding is hardcore porn to me now" meme. Though after a few hundred years of it, her beauty may have disastrous effects on the fabric of reality

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:20:03 2017 No.16798887 >>16798877 Fill her mouth with them, melt them up, pin you down and dribble the hot, molten chocolate all over your naked body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:20:46 2017 No.16798890 >>16797795 My band wrote a song about an alp, and I actually really enjoy playing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:21:03 2017 No.16798891 >>16798877 She'd probably push you over and steal her gold back. While also taking the left over gold coins because they taste nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:21:48 2017 No.16798894 >>16798884 You can even skullfuck them without any worries!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:22:05 2017 No.16798895 >>16798887 T-Too fucking lewd for a blue board! D-Delete this!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:22:45 2017 No.16798897 >>16798884 I was more going for the "You kids think you can tempt me? You aren't even on the same sexual plane of existence as the woman I've been fucking for decades."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:22:55 2017 No.16798898 >>16798894 That's only zombies. I imagine having the hardware of a functional, non-mushed brain would be beneficial to her. Make it easier to think maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:23:04 2017 No.16798899 >>16798865 Because I'm too lazy to figure out the actual timezone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:23:58 2017 No.16798901 >>16798899 He's probably aussie

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:24:07 2017 No.16798904 >>16798887 Oh my, a manticore can't do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:24:15 2017 No.16798906 Is there anything better than spending an entire day in a Dorome's embrace?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:24:45 2017 No.16798909 >>16798898 She can regenerate, it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:25:50 2017 No.16798911 File: 94 KB, 800x600, ev603_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798906 Spending an entire day in a spider's embrace.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:26:26 2017 No.16798915 File: 825 KB, 3100x1200, Doromes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798906 None The way to Nirvana is taking a nap inside a Dorome

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:27:49 2017 No.16798917 >>16798909 I'd love to skullfuck a Wight if it made her revert back to a zombie-like state for a while. Fill her nogging with cum and enjoy mindless cuddles for an hour. >Id'z inzide meeeee... >So gooooood... >Waaaaarm inziiiiiiide...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:28:13 2017 No.16798919 >>16798906 Spending an entire day in a jinko's embrace but not knowing who she is or why she's just hugging you without trying anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:29:13 2017 No.16798923 >>16798917 That's actually disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:30:34 2017 No.16798925 >>16798917 How would you do it? Fuck her ear?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:30:43 2017 No.16798926 >>16798923 pleb

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:31:51 2017 No.16798929

>>16798911
Spiders are pretty good
Would you prefer a big soft one to hug you or a more petite clamping on your body?

>>16798919
>Anon decides to take a nap in a parc during a warm sunny day
>He wakes up an hour later
>A huge Jinko is laying down on top of him
>Her face is so close to his that he can feel her breath
>He tries to move away
>She softly hisses and hugs him tighter
>This is his life now

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:32:11 2017 No.16798931 File: 1.23 MB, 1071x1516, nazi zombie-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16798925 Not quite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:32:14 2017 No.16798932 >>16798754 Prostitute

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:32:48 2017 No.16798933

>>16798923
>Elegant Wight with a gaping, cumstained eye hole
>Tongue hanging out
>Intact eye rolled back
>She's twitching and moaning
>When you lower yourself onto her, she clings to you like a vice

>>16798925
I prefer the eye, but I can see the ear being good, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:33:27 2017 No.16798936 >>16798931 Yeah but one would assume her eyes regenerate upon wightdom. Do you just pluck one out whenever you feel randy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:33:56 2017 No.16798939 >>16798929 That's why big predator girls a best

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:34:32 2017 No.16798942 Can we not? All this talk about skullfucking is giving me a real headache.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:36:27 2017 No.16798948 >>16798929 Same height, fat butt, flat chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:37:02 2017 No.16798950 >>16798929 >This is his life now I really like phrases like this when it comes to MGs. It's like the "Adventure Ended Here" of MG sayings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:37:42 2017 No.16798953 >>16798915 Is that some Jawja clay on the right? Gibs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:38:14 2017 No.16798956 >>16798929 Would she pur and do that cat thing where they massage with their paws?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:38:15 2017 No.16798955 >>16798936 I'd prefer a hole in the back of the head. Then you could enjoy watching her mind going silly with every thrust in the mirror.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:39:56 2017 No.16798963 >>16798955 I think Ganmarei drew that.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:40:18 2017 No.16798965

>>16798955
Where about? The at the base of the skull so you can angle your cock upward and thrust through her brains?
>Watching her face spasm as you cum into her head from behind, your white seed beginning to leak out her eyes like tears, her ears nose and dribbling from her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:41:18 2017 No.16798970 >>16798904 chocolate covered and filled tailpussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:41:59 2017 No.16798972 >>16798948 Patrician taste >>16798956 Only if she reaches maximum comfyness

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:42:57 2017 No.16798974 >>16798972 How does a Jinko reach maximum comfyness?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:43:41 2017 No.16798976 >>16798970 >Tailpussy warming up hot enough to make molten chocolate >Mixed with her femfluids This is even better

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:44:22 2017 No.16798979

>>16798965
I'd prefer a bit higher up, so I can thrust straight into her while she's sitting on her knees. Besides, the most important bits of the brain are down there, so going in a it higher would let her go silly more slowly, instead of her eyes dying immediately from the first thrust. I want her face to slowly go from lewd and aroused to silly and childlike as I violate her most important part.
Cum dribbling out of her tear ducts would be a dream come true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:45:53 2017 No.16798985 You guys are fucked up in the head

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:47:31 2017 No.16798993 >>16798985 No, anon, that's my waifu.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:48:56 2017 No.16798997

>>16798979
>I'd prefer a bit higher up, so I can thrust straight into her while she's sitting on her knees
I see we have waifus with varying heights. At that lower position it's perfectly angled to thrust into her and up while she sits on her knees.
>instead of her eyes dying immediately from the first thrust.
It's more fun that way. Then you can change your thrusts and watch what area has what reaction rather than slowly demolishing her mental capacities over time not allowing you to see where tickles her greymatter

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:50:55 2017 No.16799002 >>16798974 A lot of physical contact and rubbing You also need to learn her weak spot, for some it's under the chin, for other it's the tummy, etc...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:57:02 2017 No.16799017 What happened to gently cuddling Undead girls and respecting them?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:57:51 2017 No.16799023

>>16798997
I'm not into all that probing play. I want to see her slowly get more honest and naïve. Like when I was already about to cum into her, she'd be cooing and asking me why I'm behind her and trying to hug me. It's that progression from "I'll indulge you" to "Eye wuv yoo" that gets me going.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 08:59:44 2017 No.16799030 >>16798407 Fuck April 1st and all the shittery it encourages. Fuck it to hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:00:16 2017 No.16799031 >>16798985 I'm already dead inside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:00:38 2017 No.16799032 >>16799030 >t. Victim of fat cat ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:01:44 2017 No.16799037 >>16799032 We all need a support group.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:02:43 2017 No.16799043

>>16799023
Probing play is kind of the point of skullfucking through. The degeneration of mental capacity doesn't really work when you ram inch after inch of thick, hard cock into her skull. To my knowledge of brains, damage kind of just shuts you down systematically.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:04:59 2017 No.16799051 >>16799037 >Fat Cat Ass Support Group >shaky anons sat in a circle breaking down while talking about the time they had fat cat ass appear on their face >little do they know the part of giggling Chesires in the other room waiting to burst out

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:07:45 2017 No.16799063 >>16799051 Shellshock for days. Or ass-shock.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:09:20 2017 No.16799068

>>16799043
>The degeneration of mental capacity doesn't really work when you ram inch after inch of thick, hard cock into her skull.
That's exactly how brain damage works. There's a shit ton of redundant systems in the brain so total shutdown doesn't happen unless you take out the central animal parts of the brain.

You're destroying memories, mood modulators and processing power instead. What do you think a lobotomy is? Lobe isn't in there just for kicks.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:12:16 2017 No.16799076

>>16799063
>Ass shock

Anon wakes up panting and sweating every night because he had another flashback of fat cat ass

>>16799068
>Fuck your Undead too hard in the skull
>she forgets who you are

I imagine Mamono mana can't fix memories because memories aren't human tissue or flesh.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:13:01 2017 No.16799077

>>16799068
I'm describing some over-all degeneration of mental capacity, to the state of child-likeness. That's not really brains work to my understanding. It's a step by step shutdown as you fuck specific locations. Wipe out her olfactory senses first and so on and so forth. Or just obliterate her ability to communicate while leaving everything else in tact.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:16:20 2017 No.16799088 File: 626 KB, 894x1474, Yao from another Timeline.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know you guys hate everything that isn't weeb or MGs but why don't you go take a gander at /co/.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:17:40 2017 No.16799092

>>16799077
>me over-all degeneration of mental capacity, to the state of child-likeness.

That's literally what happens if you damage the frontal lobe. The brain is like a computer and that's your main processor, that big fat front part of your brain that makes you smarter than the average ape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:17:52 2017 No.16799093 >>16799088 my sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:17:59 2017 No.16799094 >>16799088 >/co/ That place full of tumblrfags, faggots, cucks and sjws? No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:18:42 2017 No.16799100 >>16799088 What do you mean? Whole board is nuked. Has been for hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:18:47 2017 No.16799102 >>16799088 Kek, nice April fools Hiro. McChicken girl a cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:18:55 2017 No.16799103 >>16799088 >go to /co/ >Posts something that could have been posted on /a/ Your words and your actions don't match up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:19:16 2017 No.16799105 File: 287 KB, 994x1113, 4 Tails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799094 Trust me anon, you won't regret it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:19:43 2017 No.16799107 >>16799100 Nevermind. I see it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:19:45 2017 No.16799108 >>16799088 Go check /pol/, too. Shit's on fire. >>16799094 >>16799103 Just go look at the front page, idiots. Hiro did an April Fools joke on them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:20:13 2017 No.16799111 >>16799088 If any board deserves to be ruined for the day it's /co/, this is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:20:31 2017 No.16799113 >>16799088 This year's April Fools seems to be merging some boards together. /mlpol/ is the best by far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:21:11 2017 No.16799115 >>16799113 I hope it stays that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:21:16 2017 No.16799117 >>16799108 >Go check /pol/, too. Shit's on fire. MUH FUCKING SIDES Any more boards got fucked with?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:22:22 2017 No.16799122

>>16799092
Yes but that's it's specific job. What I mean to say is that brain doesn't have some sort of health pool where you can just dick around anywhere and reduce it by percentages across the board. You knock out processes one by one, that's what I mean when I say that probing aspect is kind of the point. Higher thinking just happens to be a highly localized and large component.

Also the brain can't feel. Bit unfair for her to not gain any pleasure now that I think on i.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:27:22 2017 No.16799143 >>16799122 It's pretty stupid going this far into such a degenerate act.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:30:10 2017 No.16799155 File: 459 KB, 1100x800, 1 nope.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I pray that /jp/ doesnt get merged into another board, we would need to do 10x more work than normal

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:31:09 2017 No.16799159 Which monster girl would have the most fun on April Fool's day? Cheshires?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:31:25 2017 No.16799160 >>16799155 It'd be funny if it got merged with a dead board like /3/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:31:36 2017 No.16799161 >>16799155 inb4 we get merged with /v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:31:41 2017 No.16799163 >>16799155 >We'll never merge with /an/ >We'll never reign as kings of /jpan/ in our monstergirl threads, the perfect blend of /jp/ and /an/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:32:15 2017 No.16799167 >>16797684 Of course, but seeing it depicted is better than presuming. And I wouldn't say there are unlimited variations, given the settings states that despite the variations within a race one can still generally tell what they are on sight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:32:57 2017 No.16799169 >>16799155 I'm on my knees praying it doesn't happen. I'm pretty sure it's only happening to the popular boards. Also that's a very cute Wocker. I wonder what she's saying "Nope" to, maybe someone offered her coffee and she only like tea?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:34:00 2017 No.16799175 >>16799159 >Chesire >fun It's not fun for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:37:37 2017 No.16799186 >>>155304127

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:38:28 2017 No.16799189 >>16799163 >No one says anything I thought I was being clever. If my waifu were here, she would have smirked at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:38:57 2017 No.16799191 >>16799017 You can do that after you ravage their eyesockets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:39:52 2017 No.16799193 >>16799169 I imagine Wocks only like sweet things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:40:57 2017 No.16799200 >>16799155 >>>/cock/ >>>/fitlit/ >>>/can/ >>>/mo/ >>>/fap/ >>>/mlpol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:41:00 2017 No.16799201 >Skullfuck What the fuck is wrong with you people. /d/ is that way

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:41:30 2017 No.16799205 File: 303 KB, 900x761, Truth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799189 But she isn't, now is she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:41:47 2017 No.16799206 >>16799163 /can/ happened and it is now the designated kemofure board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:42:46 2017 No.16799210 >>16799193 I can imagine a Wock just adding handfuls of sugar to her tea or when someone asks how many sugars does she want in it she just says "the whole jar" Like that scene in Alice in wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:43:26 2017 No.16799214 >>16799206 /jpan/ works better than /can/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:44:02 2017 No.16799217 >>16799201 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:46:27 2017 No.16799222 >>16799201 But what if we get merged with /d/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:46:36 2017 No.16799223 >>16799201 I used to be a vanillafag too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:46:38 2017 No.16799224 >>16799210 I imagine Wonderland girl's diet are almost exclusively sweet things and tea. It goes right to their thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:47:58 2017 No.16799230 File: 391 KB, 850x1062, IMG_1268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799224 Perfect, sweet things for sweet girls. >right to their thighs The best place for it to go. Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:48:36 2017 No.16799234 >>16799222 We won't get merged with anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:50:55 2017 No.16799241 500 words done for the day. How goes your stories?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:51:13 2017 No.16799243 >>16799222 Great Lord! Futa MGs here I come!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:51:13 2017 No.16799244 >>16797129 >I wouldn't want to write in an established pastebin for you guys, that sounds like just waiting for inevitable ridicule and abuse. My reasoning exactly, at least from a year or two ago when I considered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:51:45 2017 No.16799245 >>16799243 See, because of faggots like this one we have to be careful

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:53:20 2017 No.16799249 >>16799200 All of this is perfect. This is probably the best April fools so far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:54:05 2017 No.16799251 >>16798884 Course in canon one advantage of MGE girls in general is that while exploring different ways to have sex (and places to do it in) is still a nice option, having sex with them never gets "boring" regardless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:55:03 2017 No.16799252 >>16799245 Don't worry. There's a small chance that will happen. But if it does. I will flood this place with futas

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:55:42 2017 No.16799255 >>16799251 Thighjobs for years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:57:20 2017 No.16799261 >>16799252 Not if I use up all the images posting skullfucking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:57:28 2017 No.16799262 >>16799251 Stuff like a Kej's hair absorbing the load that you just blew and making it more beautiful is one of these. Also saves money on shampoo too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:58:24 2017 No.16799264 >>16799241 Poorly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:59:33 2017 No.16799271 >>16799261 You know what. Let's find a common ground here. Futa MGs skullfucking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:59:38 2017 No.16799272 >>16799262 You would save on Kej's shampoos? Monster! She deserves only the finest hair products.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:01:22 2017 No.16799278 >>16799252 Speaking of, does anyone have that one futa Anubis switch pastebin? I found it on the wikia but lost it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:01:47 2017 No.16799281 >>16799272 She may enjoy them for different scents and such, but the best kej hair product is always semen/mana. Her hair absorbs it and turns more beautiful and powerful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:01:52 2017 No.16799282 >>16799222 >>16799252 >>16799271 >This is this place's population now

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:02:59 2017 No.16799288 >>16799278 Ok. The joke has been made. You can stop now

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:03:15 2017 No.16799292 >>16799264 You can do it anon. Feed us content.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:03:41 2017 No.16799295 >>16799278 Can you hit me up on that one too? >>16799282 It's the weekend. It's natural.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:04:01 2017 No.16799297 >>16799281 Remember anons. Always cum in your Kej's hair. It gives it a glossy sheen!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:04:02 2017 No.16799298 >>16799243 >>16799252 >>16799271 >>16799278 Kindly fucking kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:04:27 2017 No.16799302 >>16799295 >natural Doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:04:56 2017 No.16799304 >>16799278 Fuck off already

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:05:02 2017 No.16799305 >>16799282 I don't know about them, but I've been here for years now and futa on female is my go to fetish So I don't think you're justified in your use of "now"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:05:49 2017 No.16799307 >>16799298 >>16799302 ItS jUsT a PrAnK¡ I fucking hate today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:06:13 2017 No.16799310 >>16799241 I try to force it through tonight. I'm not pleased with it, but I think it's better to finish it than leave it undone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:06:58 2017 No.16799314 >>16799295 >It's the weekend. It's natural. We've had a massive rise in shitposting over the last few days, it's not because of the weekend for once. It almost seems organized.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:08:10 2017 No.16799321 >>16799314 It is organized. At least yesterday it was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:08:38 2017 No.16799324 >>16799298 Make me >>16799302 >>16799314 This is the only time after a long long time that I have commented in here. I usually lurk.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:08:46 2017 No.16799325

>>16799295
There's nothing natural about /d/fag cancer.

>>16799305
Then fuck off to /d/, because your shit fetish will never be anything but a proof of you being trash here.

If these faggots keep going, I suggest everyone starts reporting all of their posts so they can get fucking banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:09:02 2017 No.16799327 >>16799292 It probably won't be any good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:10:22 2017 No.16799330 File: 350 KB, 550x1200, IMG_4698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enough fighting. How about we talk about hour glass MGs? Don't they look so delicious?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:10:49 2017 No.16799331 File: 23 KB, 152x288, A_Boy_And_His_Blueberry_Slime_Barrel.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's a slime barrel o' fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:10:56 2017 No.16799332 >>16799325 >Then fuck off to /d/ No. I'll continue to stay here while not bringing it up, and talking about other things instead as I have done for ages. Also just some friendly advice, false reports are a bannable offence

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:11:08 2017 No.16799333 >>16799327 As long as you don't include any of the shit people won't complain about it. We don't demand a professional writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:12:25 2017 No.16799335 >>16799330 Hourglass MGs are prime mating material and all deserve to be impregnated Do we all agree that Demons sport the best hourglass figure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:13:19 2017 No.16799341 >>16799332 But you decide to be a faggot and bring it up now? Nobody gives half a shit if you "lurked here for a while and are only posting now". That's no reason to be autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:14:18 2017 No.16799343 >>16799341 You're just adding fuel to the fire now. You've both made your points.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:14:32 2017 No.16799344 >>16799330 Best monstergirls have a hourglass figure. Titania, Demon, Ice Queen, Dark Mage, etc Coincidence? I think not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:14:39 2017 No.16799345 >>16799335 Hour glass figure gives +100 to fertility. Demons would make fantastic hourglass girls, but I can't say they're the best. Ever seen an hourglass Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:14:45 2017 No.16799346 >>16799341 The topic was already brought up amigo. I just corrected your notion. You contributed sooner than I did. How about you shut up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:16:08 2017 No.16799354 >>16799332 But you just brought it up, and you're probably one of the /d/trash who keep bringing their shit up every once in a while. If you've actually been here for years, you'd know everyone hates cancer like you. Maybe you should stick to lurking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:16:38 2017 No.16799357 Guess they really weren't wrong with the "rise in shitposting"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:16:41 2017 No.16799358 >>16799324 >I usually lurk. Go back to doing that then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:16:54 2017 No.16799359 What's one species you wish KC would do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:17:40 2017 No.16799362 >>16799344 Onee san MGs have an hot glass figure. Confidence? I think not. Big sisters a best.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:18:00 2017 No.16799365

Since everyone is talking about pranks and there was some questions about what would you do to waifu I know the perfect one for a dragon.

I would hide her hoard and leave for the day, leaving a note that our relationship has become stale, so I d the cash and left! Though I think that's only good on paper since it would kill me too. Maybe I'd just hide myself with her hoard somewhere nearby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:18:03 2017 No.16799366 >>16799354 Refer to >>16799346. And I don't lurk, I post frequently. Just not about the things that trigger you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:18:08 2017 No.16799367 >>16799359 S H R I M P K N I G H T

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:18:43 2017 No.16799368 >>16799359 Leviathan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:19:47 2017 No.16799371 >>16799365 >I would hide her hoard and leave for the day, leaving a note that our relationship has become stale, so I d the cash and left! Too far. Just too far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:19:49 2017 No.16799372 >>16799359 Draugr

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:19:57 2017 No.16799373 >>16799366 >trigger Yeah you can fuck off any time now, /d/ is waiting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:21:06 2017 No.16799377 >>16799373 Your strong objection only makes the word fit better. Go drink some tea and have a wank, and come back when you're not so eager to fight.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:21:18 2017 No.16799379

>>16799345
>Ever seen an hourglass Dragon?
Their figure is accentuated by their wings and tail, I'm not much of a dragonfag but if I saw an hourglass Dragon I'd be forced to ask her in marriage

>>16799344
>>16799362
The plot thickens
The Sabbath advocates a short body with a flat chest and a plump body
Does the Onee-Sabbath advocates an hourglass figure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:24:50 2017 No.16799388 >>16799377 I'm not even the guy you were originally arguing with, I just saw you using the word like a /d/ retard who thinks anyone who objects to fetishes for brain damaged people is in the wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:25:19 2017 No.16799389 >>16799359 Quetzalcoatl! Or maybe a hydra, depending on how well he could pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:26:46 2017 No.16799393 >>16799365 You'd end up with a MGE version of Smaug rampaging in Lake Town.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:27:40 2017 No.16799394

>>16799377
Since you're a bit slow in the head and it's not clear by now, take a look at this:
>>>/d/

See that? It's a board, it's been on this website for many years, it's your very own personal pigsty where you can roll around in filth with the rest of your kind and eat all the shit you want. So if you feel like eating shit, go take a trip to your homeboard instead of smearing it on us.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:29:54 2017 No.16799399

>>16799388
I hope you can appreciate the humor of not being involved in the conversation, seeing the word "trigger", and immediately jumping in to tell people to fuck off. You don't seem very bright, so I'll tell you that the humor lay in the fact that you get triggered by the word "trigger."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:31:03 2017 No.16799402 >>16799379 The Onee sabbath advocates ara ara body. Hourglass is the embodiment of Ara Ara

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:31:35 2017 No.16799404 >>16799393 Yeah, maybe it's best if I don't trigger her crazy side.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:31:40 2017 No.16799405

>>16798887
Reminds me of a picture I've seen, got a very onee-san looking girl hangging over the viewer wearing a skirt I think and an open shirt just barely covering over her nipples, hair falling in her face, lewd as hell look on her face with a chocolate heart on her tongue, which she was sticking out, melting and probably about to drip on the viewer. I'd go look for it but I'm on a phone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:32:05 2017 No.16799407 Ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:33:49 2017 No.16799412 >>16799389 >Quetzalcoatl She better have a sizeable bust and warm personality. >>16798887 What is it about transferring things through the mouth that is so lewd? Gets me hard every time I think of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:36:17 2017 No.16799417 >>16799379 >plump body Meant plump butt >>16799402 >Hourglass is the embodiment of Ara Ara For some reason I always associate ara ara with slightly chubby/thick so I have to disagree Hourglass is the embodiment of womanhood and sexy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:38:32 2017 No.16799430 >>16799417 But hourglass can be chubby and thick, that's how I like my hour glass. Thick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:39:17 2017 No.16799432 >>16799402 Hourglass is for cakes, plump for milfs Ara ara can be part of both

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:39:42 2017 No.16799435 >>16799430 A chubby hourglass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:40:50 2017 No.16799437 >>16799379 What about Onee san hourglass Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:41:33 2017 No.16799441 File: 565 KB, 830x1200, Charcoal Demon Darker Tweaks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799335 Naturally. No one else has the HIPS in their profile image that Demons have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:43:16 2017 No.16799447 >>16799441 Agreed. By the profiles, Demons have the best hourglass and hips for years. Just look at thoes hips, they're screaming to get knocked up with triplets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:43:21 2017 No.16799448 tallflat

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:44:17 2017 No.16799451 >>16799441 Demons are hotter than I remember. Damn son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:44:26 2017 No.16799452 >>16798754 Same jobs I've had in real life, cameraman, liquor store delivery driver, sailor, mechanic, truck driver

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:44:35 2017 No.16799454 File: 402 KB, 787x333, will delete.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799447 This guy, right here, this mane, he my nigga. Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:45:48 2017 No.16799457 >>16799454 >thoes thighs >thoes pantsu >that trickle of honey MUH

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:46:28 2017 No.16799459 >>16798929 >this will never happen to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:47:30 2017 No.16799464 >>16799441 Bottom-heavy loli Demons

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:47:57 2017 No.16799466 >>16799441 >No one else has the HIPS Titanias, Dark Mages and Ice Queens. They all have the same body

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:49:03 2017 No.16799471

>>16799451
Unfair since I'm sayin' it, but they easily have the best body type in all of MGE if we're going by just base profile.
Observe the length of their legs, the perfect angular face framed by well-styled bangs and long hair. Observe the plump thighs that still have a gap going down deep due to her insanely wide hips. Observe the taut, long tummy, more than likely longer that most to incorporate a larger womb for additional stuffing with daughterus. Note the supple breasts that are actually deceptively bigger than they may seem at first glance. Recognize the tail's thickness, how while not at Lilim levels it's still quite healthy and large.
Simply divine. Or devilish, I should say.
>>16799457
DICK

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:50:12 2017 No.16799473 >>16799464 Something about bottom heavy pear shaped lolis that just makes me want to bend over them on all fours and forcefully breed them on animal instinct alone while they protest. But it's hourglass time, pear shape time is later.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:51:17 2017 No.16799479

>>16799466
They all have a similar body and the same overall bodytype, but in the profile image itself the Demon is the one who most shows off and prominently shows those features. The smallest bit of clothing keeps Dark Mage from being able to completely show off her hips to the level Demon can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:51:41 2017 No.16799482 File: 180 KB, 329x700, titania crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799466 I dunno... seems like titanias have slightly softer/meatier curves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:52:43 2017 No.16799485 >>16799466 Wight has big hips too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:53:40 2017 No.16799490 >>16799479 >>16799482 The difference is just that the Demon shows more skin than the other three, hence looking better. That's it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:53:43 2017 No.16799491 >>16799330 since nier automata came out I can't rest well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:54:42 2017 No.16799493 >>16799490 It's not a contest, mane, but that's the point I'm sayin, when it comes to the profile image Demon has the best hips on display.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:55:01 2017 No.16799494 >>16799490 >more skin = better Imagine being this pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:56:22 2017 No.16799500 >>16799482 Titanias are actually quite beautiful. Very beautiful actually. Damn sometimes I wonder how am I even supposed to rank MGE girls because most of them look amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:57:33 2017 No.16799505 >>16799494 >>16799490 What matters is that there's an hourglass for everyone. They all look very nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:57:45 2017 No.16799507 >>16799500 You make a list with your favorite ones, then spend hours trying to pick only a few because is goddamn hard.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:58:38 2017 No.16799517

>>16799471
Agreed. Not only that but her attire is also hot. Those boots perfect to start teasing a man and showing that she is fancy, climcing up we see her thigh highs that gives off some demonic and devious feeling while showing her beautiful and perfect shaped thighs. There is that subtle garter there along with her teasing body attire, which shows quite a bit of skin while covering her privates and reenforcing her lewdness. Those gloves must feel so good too and her hands protected by them even better.
The smug on her face too. She loks so mature and the perfect age to give those kinds of smiles.

Damn demons are something. I should go away now.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:59:15 2017 No.16799520

>>16799500
I personally like setting them into clusters, as I have pretty varied tastes and like different things depending on the day. That way there's a 'best of loli bodies' 'best of hourglass' as well as 'best of femdom' 'best of submissive' and such.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:02:45 2017 No.16799533 >>16799359 >Orthros >Cerberus >Typhon >Night Howl >Braunie Any of the above

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:03:04 2017 No.16799534

>>16799517
Not at all, it's always Demon-o-clock. I think one of the more unintentionally intimidating aspects of Demons is how they canonically will go out and get whatever clothes their husband wants them to dress in to maximize his eyecandy throughout the day. Thing is, her profile image makes her look so damn sexy already it would be hard to imagine trying to come up with something else that would look just as sexy.
I can imagine a newlywed Demon (after the initial days and days of sex, of course) standing before her husband and asking him excitedly what she should go get to wear now that they're married so he can be enticed by her all the time, and him just staring back blankly because anything he feels like suggesting wouldn't look nearly as fashionable as what she already has on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:03:43 2017 No.16799537 >>16799335 I believe wights have the better hourglass

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:04:05 2017 No.16799540

>>16799473
From a certain point of view, pears are just loli hourglasses and hourglasses are just grown up pears. The "urge to breed rising"-trait doesn't change, but since flat chests don't fit taller bodies as harmoniously as breasts do, they get those when they grow.

I bet this hypotheosis would be a good subject for a doctor's thesis in MGCU.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:06:52 2017 No.16799548 >>16799359 Dinosaur. Slightly vidya news related, would you an Aztec Lizardwoman?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:07:29 2017 No.16799552

>>16799540
It makes perfect sense now. I mean, pear can still work with grown MGs.

Either way, the pear and hourglass shapes both give me "a need to breed", so it's not my fault if I try overpower and breed my waifu I'm a younger form. It's only natural, it just screams fertility, even in a loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:08:03 2017 No.16799554 >>16799534 I would enjoy some demon in just a sweater like that one hot demon picture and maybe using a skirt too. I have a clothing fetish so demons might be too dangerous for me. But damn she looks good.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:09:45 2017 No.16799566

>>16799540
You make an excellent point. My waifu and I would give you a grant and get you published. Good luck staying single during the data gathering stage though.
>>16799554
>I have a clothing fetish
Oh you ARE just the man for one, then. And you too are also my nigga, the candy is so much better when properly wrapped, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:09:48 2017 No.16799567 >>16798138 2 feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:12:06 2017 No.16799580 >>16798138 4 inches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:13:07 2017 No.16799587 >>16799540 From my point of view, the Sabbath are evil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:15:11 2017 No.16799601 >>16799587 I don't associate myself with them. Apart from buying potions but that's private business.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:16:16 2017 No.16799608

>>16799566
Yeah, the candy itself is tasty and delicious, but what makes it look good and attractive is the wrapping.
And I was thinking here, demons would make fucking great models with their bodies and the fact that any clothing would look great on them. They also have tails wings and horns so you could go even further with the fashion. Though taking pictures of her might be a bit hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:16:27 2017 No.16799610 >>16799580 Faries are for tender loving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:17:14 2017 No.16799613 File: 352 KB, 606x777, 1409021169506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tiger time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:19:20 2017 No.16799623 >>16798138 I see her being 4-5 inches taller than me, nothing over the top but enough that she's noticeably bigger.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:19:48 2017 No.16799626

>>16799608
Demon supermodels, hot damn. I hadn't even thought of that meself. Sounds like it would be right up their alley though, you're right.
Would be funny having them on the other end of signing a contract though, a modelling one in particular.
I wonder what other MG species would be into fashion and modelling?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:20:35 2017 No.16799630 >>16798138 Three feet, three inches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:20:58 2017 No.16799632 File: 64 KB, 182x192, 1463596396099.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >shitposting from the past few days hasn't been napalmed yet Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:21:44 2017 No.16799637 >>16799626 Pharaoh, they would enjoy the attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:22:17 2017 No.16799640 >>16799632 Mods/janny don't care, it's easier to be banned for telling shitposters to fuck off (happened to me) than having their posts deleted

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:24:16 2017 No.16799654 >>16799613 I just learned from /can/ that tigers fight from their backs. Not unlike a housecat, I suppose. Seems lewd as hell, in context.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:24:28 2017 No.16799655 >>16799637 I wonder if they'd feel bad knowing that the majority of people from desert kingdoms would automatically say that they look great with no criticism because she's the ruler.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:25:11 2017 No.16799659

>>16799610
She's not a fairy though.

>>16799626
Yeah, it's just a thought that crossed my mind but I think it's a good one. Sounds like a good way to attract humans too with those alluring bodies and fancy clothing.
Though I'm not sure about any other monsters that would be perfect for the job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:25:22 2017 No.16799661 >>16799654 It's to protect their spine

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:25:26 2017 No.16799662 >>16799613 WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO F- oh wait, Tiger TIME, not style, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:26:51 2017 No.16799667 >>16799640 >the imgur shit, the gangbang shitposting, and the futafag posting still haven''t been nuked yet There was even a time when a furry shitpost was left alone and the posts complaining about it were deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:27:56 2017 No.16799671 >>16799655 Maybe they go "undercover".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:28:56 2017 No.16799677 >>16799659 Can you imagine a supermodel Demon hitting on a guy? Talk about anxiety provoking for him. >>16799671 Possibly. Maybe just say they're a desert wight or a mummy or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:29:50 2017 No.16799679 File: 473 KB, 1086x912, 1489458129129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [muffled vibrations and awawas]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:30:07 2017 No.16799681 >>16799632 Self-moderation friend, just hide their posts and anyone who replies to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:30:39 2017 No.16799684 >>16799677 Of course their disguise isn't that convincing but everyone humors her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:31:30 2017 No.16799690 >>16799681 That's not going to stop the shitposters from coming back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:31:42 2017 No.16799691 >>16799681 Aye, this here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:33:02 2017 No.16799699 >>16799681 That won't work. If no one tell them anything they will keep going.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:33:34 2017 No.16799702

>>16799677
They have good for that kind of things. She's a demon so without a doubt there would be quite a few lewd shots here and there, not showing much but enough to pop a boner. We don't even need to talk about the lingerie session either.

I can see her walking up to the photographer and asking if they could do a privet pic session.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:34:23 2017 No.16799705 Masochist maids with massive, meaty butts who drop plates on purpose in order to be spanked!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:36:01 2017 No.16799712 >>16799679 Just don't let her sit spread leg on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:36:56 2017 No.16799716 >>16799690 >>16799699 No replies and they'll eventually get bored and screw off. Either way, hiding the posts means you don't have to look at that shit every time you scroll past it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:37:30 2017 No.16799718 >>16799702 >Private, close-up lingerie shoot with a supermodel Demon as she tempts you closer and closer Goodness, talk about alluring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:37:55 2017 No.16799720 >>16799716 >they'll eventually get bored and screw off I wish I was as naive as you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:39:41 2017 No.16799729 >>16799705 Would you force them to say that they've been a bad girl? Would you make them bend over at the waist to show off their jiggly backsides? Make them yelp and ask for another when you spank them until their cheeks are red?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:40:05 2017 No.16799732 [DELETED]

>>16799716
Except if people start to think that not being told to fuck off means it's welcome and it gets replies in favour of it, eventually it would take root and become a core part of the thread.

That's not paranoia speaking either, similar things have happened to other generals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:40:09 2017 No.16799733 >>16799566 >Good luck staying single during the data gathering stage though That part would be gg ez. To do it you would just have to interview married hourglasses from already "happened" age gap couples.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:41:42 2017 No.16799737 >>16799716 Hah If you do nothing they will just come all here. See those two futafags from before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:42:51 2017 No.16799743 >>16799705 But why would you spank a maid in the first place? I'd only do it if she wanted me to.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:44:58 2017 No.16799749

>>16799718
Worse thing is, she would keep asking with help to choose the clothings, trying to get a look at the guy's taste before moving in to the poses. "Why private?" would he ask and she would just say that these are some pics for herself.
There would be a bunch of panties flashing through the session and things such as her spreading her legs a bit with a smile as if calling for him. Boy that guy would be fucked.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:45:49 2017 No.16799754

>>16799743
>Kiki maid has been impeccable for the past few months, everything in order and really helped get your life on track (or stay on track)
>One day she approaches you as you're reading in the study
>"Um... Mastah- have I done something wrong?"
>Tell her of course not, why on earth would she think such a thing?
>"W-well... It's just that... I-its been so long since you've..."
>She hikes her dress up and shows she's wearing some very non-uniform garter and panties that show off her plump booty
>"...Properly disciplined me..."
I think she wants it, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:46:09 2017 No.16799755 >>16799690 Works on 4+4chan's monster board. >inb4 hurr you visit other websites that aren't kys Yeah I do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:49:50 2017 No.16799778 >>16799754 You know, it would be hard to punish a girl who's done so impeccably well and I love dearly. But if she really wanted it, I'd bend that maid over my knee and give her a good spanking while grabbing that sweet ass when I'm done.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:51:42 2017 No.16799791 [DELETED]

>>16799755
There's a difference between an entire board where people don't have to go to individual threads they don't like and the general set up we have here.

There's also a lot of undesirable stuff on /monster/ as a whole, down to their very board culture and /v/-like nature, probably steaming from the entire site existing due to a /v/ related issue.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:51:51 2017 No.16799793

>>16799749
>Demon model laying on her back on a bed provided for the photoshoot, wearing nothing but a racy slingkini that leaves almost nothing to the imagination
>Spreading her legs out as the sweating photographer stands off the edge of the bed right in front of her
>Beckons him closer to get some good upper body shots
>He stands on the bed above her
>He can feel her hands on his calves running up and down as she asks him for some headshots and to get even closer
>Now he has his knees on each side of her chest, the camera down in front of her face, her breathing hot and heavy, her body writhing seductively below him
>slowly he leans in closer and closer as she silently pulls the camera away and brings her head up to meet his, locking lips and pulling him fully down into a tongue-filled kiss
Time for some 'action shots'

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:54:48 2017 No.16799808 >>16792193 Dude, the point of this dumb meme is she uses hugs for evil/petty purposes. If you're going to take over doing it at least do it right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:54:56 2017 No.16799811 >>16799791 Haven't seen any of the stuff you're saying in there, honestly. Shitposting is usually met with disdain and bans, and they don't like /v/ either from what I've witnessed. But whatever, I'm not gonna shill for anyone.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:54:57 2017 No.16799810

>>16799778
This rewards the maid.

From then on she'd work even harder and absolutely beam at you whenever you came in a room she was in. The house would be spotless and your food would be exquisite, she'd even go out and buy new clothes and things for you that would make you more fashionable and help you move up in the world.
But every evening, as you're reading or watching television or waiting in the study, she'd silently walk in the room, clear her throat, and make up some petty thing that she thinks she did wrong that day, all while subconsciously already beginning to pull up her dress and shimmy a bit closer towards your lap to be bent over it and given 'proper discipline'.
Again: This rewards the maid.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:57:14 2017 No.16799823 [DELETED]

>>16799811
>and they don't like /v/ either from what I've witnessed
The language used, their memes and overuse of 3dpd reaction images, it's basically /v/ if it revolved around monster girls rather than video games and had stricter moderation.

It's for that reason I only do occasional dives for the art and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:58:16 2017 No.16799828 >>16799810 Getting to feel and fondle that ass as I disipline it every afternoon would be wonderdul, especially hearing her little noises she'd make. It's only natural to reward your maid, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:58:32 2017 No.16799830 >>16799808 I don't even mind Hanzo/Widow on attack. I just want two healers and at least one tank (me being one of these roles). I have pretty low standards for team comp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:58:38 2017 No.16799831 >>16799793 It would definitely end up like that. It's what he deserves for signing up that paper about the private session. Years later he would be still taking pictures of her, this time for the family album.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:59:03 2017 No.16799835 >>16799667 This That imgur posting guy is a fucking faggot Check out this cool pic instead, bros http://imgur.com/a/5YGDK

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 11:59:58 2017 No.16799842 >>16799681 This. I much much prefer janny to only step in when some truly wasteful and obnoxious shit is happening. Like image spam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:01:39 2017 No.16799849 >>16799835 >same posting style with an imgur link Was getting ready to call you a faggot as it was loading but that's actually a pleasant surprise.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:01:59 2017 No.16799852

>>16799831
Daaaaaww. I love it.
>Similar scenario, only this time she's in a white sundress but still below him on the bed as he stands above her with a camera
>Only now just as he's about to lean in their two daughterus burst in the room, one with a little disposable camera and one wearing a self-put together outfit
>Family has a fun and laughter filled 'modelling show' as they try on silly outfits while the others take photos
My heart, its too cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:02:21 2017 No.16799854 >>16799823 >The language used, their memes They're kinda naive in behavior, I noticed. >3dpd reaction images Haven't seen any evidence of that outside of an old cosplay thread (which they made to ridicule/cringe at)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:03:23 2017 No.16799858 Am I a pleb to preferring icarii to harpies?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:04:52 2017 No.16799867

>>16799828
Of course, only natural.
Just be prepared for that one day when she doesn't show up for her daily discipline and instead when you're getting into bed at night she walks through the doorway breathing heavily and blushing furiously, asking if she should get 'extra discipline' tonight. All while slowly rubbing and fondling her own ass behind her as if to warm it up in anticipation.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:05:24 2017 No.16799871 [DELETED]

>>16799667
>>16799849
>Getting mad over imgur
Holy shit you fucking whiny bitches. You literally have to copy paste the links and you're still mad. This is like shooting yourself with a gun some one else left on the table and then blaming the other guy. Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:06:16 2017 No.16799874 >>16799297 How much of an improvement for her hair would it be if you were milked by her hair for a couple hours after having taking in various venoms/aphrodisiacs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:06:27 2017 No.16799876 File: 994 KB, 1318x1072, 1488754804091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799858 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:06:29 2017 No.16799878 >>16799755 >>16799791 The mods on /monster/ are much more strict. They quickly lay down the ban hammer if anyone dares step out of bounds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:06:45 2017 No.16799879 Before you reply. Think and then hide it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:06:58 2017 No.16799883 >>16799871 Someone's mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:07:06 2017 No.16799884 >>16799871 Are you retarded or weren't here yesterday.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:07:29 2017 No.16799887 [DELETED]

>>16799871
That's not what this is about you moron, if you've paid any attention to this thread you would notice that they were talking about the asshole posting futa, furry, futa x male furry and monster boy stuff using imgur links while pretending they were something amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:07:50 2017 No.16799889 >>16799867 What kind of discipline is she expecting? Anal? Whatever it is, I'm up for it. Anything for my maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:08:33 2017 No.16799893 >People complaining about imgur >Some faggot uses something, therefore it's shit This retarded mentality is some real cave life shit. Hey, newsflash: Dirty futafags use computers. Time to trash those machines and go back to typewriters, folks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:08:36 2017 No.16799894 >>16799871 This >Suspicious wording with imgur link >futanari image That should be it, that should be the end of it, why would you be so retarded to click the next post just like it? Just to complain about something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:09:26 2017 No.16799898 if you reply you are actually retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:09:55 2017 No.16799902 >>16799893 People are not complaining about imgur, are complaining about the faggot using imgur. You're a confirmed retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:10:41 2017 No.16799906 >>16799887 I agree that is cancerous, but you put the link in, you only have yourself to blame. Welcome to the internet. >>16799883 >>16799884 Neither of you deserve your connection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:10:57 2017 No.16799909 Which monstergirl would be the most likely to call you "daddy" whilst gently femdomming you on the couch

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:10:59 2017 No.16799910 It's the same faggot/s from yesterday. Don't bite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:11:05 2017 No.16799911 >>16799893 No one's mad about the use of imgur as a website, just the guy posting the links. Really though no one who cares about quality should use imgur to start with due to the awful compression but that's a different issue entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:11:23 2017 No.16799914 >>16797103 Literally just one autistic fuck. >>16797129 >I wouldn't want to write in an established pastebin for you guys, that sounds like just waiting for inevitable ridicule and abuse. Which is exactly why I stopped.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:11:37 2017 No.16799916

>>16799852
Too cute indeed. Even more heart- attacker if one wants to be a model and the other a photographer.

>Mama Demon decides to see what the little photographer has been taking pictures off
>There are a bunch of pictures of her sister, making mama proud
>There are a few of Mama and Papa on bed, Demon almost dies of embarrassment
>Last set has some pics of the neighbor's kid that she likes
>Mama has a heart attack too

Funny how we went from how delicious demons are to cute daughterus. Oh the magic of monster girls.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:12:42 2017 No.16799918

>>16799889
>"What kind of discipline are you expecting? Anal?"
>Maid's legs suddenly give out slightly before she catches herself, trembling in anticipation as she whimpers inwardly with little high pitched squeals
>"T-th-that would b-be.."
>For a second it looks like she's going to completely break, but then she swiftly takes off her maid dress, revealing her seductive lingerie underneath, her inner thighs glistening and her wide hips lightly swaying from side to side
>Clearing her throat, she regains a regal posture before stating:
>"That would be in order, Mastah. Please direct me as is necessary."
She's gonna be making some pretty damn lewd noises that night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:13:24 2017 No.16799922 I AM ANGRY ANGRY ABOUT LINKS

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:14:45 2017 No.16799934 >>16798754 I'd probably be in the military just like I am now. I can't really see myself having a different job for some time anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:14:57 2017 No.16799936 >>16799876 But I find hands and feet aesthetically pleasing, more so than arm-wings and claws. And I much prefer back-wings to arm-wings. It'd be like angels only with tail feathers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:15:33 2017 No.16799940 >>16799876 God that's a fucking sexy JubJub

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:15:59 2017 No.16799943 >>16799922 Go home ganon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:16:16 2017 No.16799944 >>16799922 Ganondorf pls go

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:16:22 2017 No.16799945

>>16799918
She's one lewd maid I'll give her that. Wearing lingerie that she knows would get me hard and doing motions like that. I just can't decide whether to lay down on top of her on the bed and gently give her anal from behind while biting her neck, or give her rough anal while she's bent over?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:16:25 2017 No.16799946 >>16799910 It sure seems organized, they seem to show up at the same time and there's at least two of them. Wonder if it's /jp/ natives using irc, a discord group who thinks they're funny or tumblrcunts attracted by buck's rant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:16:29 2017 No.16799947 >>16799936 Go for Griffons then.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:20:10 2017 No.16799961

>>16799916
Oh make no mistake, Mama and Papa still have perfectly lewd 'private sessions'. The Mama Demon is probably totally loaded from her career, so I bet the family takes vacations all the time, maybe even work vacations if she still models swimsuits and such. But she'll only let her hubby be her photographer, and when they go to some place in the tropics she always makes a habit of renting out an entire lounge or beach for them to make the most of.
That's adorable though. I can see the photographer daughteru befriending a Ratatoskr from school to help her spy on the boy. Maybe even Mama Demon secretly tries to set them up together because she thinks its way too damn cute, while Papa has to reign her in a bit so that it can just happen naturally.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:20:35 2017 No.16799962
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>tfw have abcess on back near neck and no Unicorn wife to fix it

I wish there was an angry part crippled Unicorn to berate me about all of my failings and medical problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:21:25 2017 No.16799966 File: 45 KB, 830x467, Manlets, ruining fucking EVERYTHING.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799946 Speaking as one of the circlejerk discordfags, pretty sure nobody cares enough to stir shit in here, unless they're from TFT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:21:40 2017 No.16799967 >>16799909 Dhampir, claiming her prize.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:21:41 2017 No.16799968 >>16799962 But unicorns make the worst nurses because they get flustered and run out of the room when you call them cutie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:22:40 2017 No.16799972 >>16799947 Not only does a griffon not have hands or feet, she also doesn't have tail feathers. It's just a normal tail because her ass end is leonine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:23:51 2017 No.16799977 >>16799966 It's a misconception a handful of anons hold, that any time something like this comes about it comes from outsiders. I highly doubt that to be the case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:23:59 2017 No.16799979 >>16799968 Dr. Unicorn doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:24:03 2017 No.16799980 >>16799966 I want to lick a Gerudo's abs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:25:37 2017 No.16799985 >>16799977 Honestly, with how often people throw shit at each other in here, I'm inclined to believe it's domestic terrorism. Somebody's out for revenge. Can't blame them, though. This place is dark-ages-tier in terms of harmony.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:25:39 2017 No.16799986

>>16799945
That's the kind of thing you whisper in her ear as you feel her up from behind.
>Be molesting and groping your maid from behind as you lead her towards the bed
>Ask her whether she should needs some softer discipline where you lay on top of her and let her feel you all over or if she's been a very bad maid who needs to be thoroughly punished
>Almost falls limp again in your arms whimpering out and begging you to not make her choose
>Ask her why not
>"Because they both sound sooo good, anon..."
>Eeps as she blushes even redder than before for not calling you mastah
I think you're green either way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:26:33 2017 No.16799989 File: 55 KB, 640x480, Deepest Lorre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799985 >>16799977 I blame Shoggocks/UncleBourbon/(YOU)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:26:42 2017 No.16799992 >>16799985 I don't know why we can't just talk about monster girls in a happy environment. Let's get back to monster girls!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:27:34 2017 No.16799999
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>>16799918
I want to force my Automaton maid to take my penis into both her heat exhaust port and her waste lubricant release port. I want to bully her about being a lewd Automaton who tries to seduce her Mastah even though she doesn't have anything that's designed to please him.

I especially want to do that while I have her heat exhaust port plugged up with my dick and her insides keep getting hotter and hotter without being able to cool down and she keeps getting more and more red and feverish while begging me to come quickly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:29:34 2017 No.16800007 File: 311 KB, 1470x1670, wendigo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799712 No, please do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:29:40 2017 No.16800008 I want to cuff a Kiki's wrists and neck to a spreader bar, pull her top down under her tits and then cover her tits with itching cream!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:29:48 2017 No.16800009 File: 317 KB, 781x1017, 1485009484485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799999 Automatons don't have exhaust ports, they have flexible elastic pussies that mold themselves to your dick. They aren't literal robots.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:29:54 2017 No.16800010 [DELETED]

>>16799985
No need to ascribe some form of vindictive motive. Take the most recent futa-posting
>>16799252
>>16799243
Seems to me like the dude is just baiting for the (you)s every one threw his way. his posts hardly smack of sincerity. And he knew he'd get them because he's probably a regular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:30:07 2017 No.16800012 >>16799999 Her arousal levels would be 99999 from something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:32:07 2017 No.16800021 >>16800007 God damn big wendigos are hot Little wendys are adorable, but I probably wouldn't marry one. But a Big wendigo like that, you best believe I'd go full coatmonster for her.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:32:49 2017 No.16800025

>>16799986
If she really wants me to be the disciplining mastah I'd give her a rough fucking coupled with ass smack and telling her this is what bad maids deserve. Or I decided to give her gentle discipline as a thank you for all she's done for me with her soft neck kisses and compliments of how much she's a good maid. Or I could do both in the same session?

Either way, naughty maids get a butt full of mastah's cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:32:55 2017 No.16800027 >>16800012 Gonna build a pleasure model!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:33:34 2017 No.16800030

>>16800012
I bet she'd start really leaking lubricant with stats like that. I'd have to plug her up from the front, too, to keep her from dribbling it all over the floor. And she'd make a mess even with my dick plugging her up. She wouldn't even be able to hold my semen inside her, and it'd dribble out of both ports with all that extra used lubricant. I'd have to make her lick the floor clean afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:34:37 2017 No.16800033 >>16800010 If he's a regular, he's either taking it out on you or he's laughing at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:36:23 2017 No.16800040 File: 580 KB, 1280x720, mating tent.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16799980

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:37:04 2017 No.16800043 >>16800033 If I had to make an educated guess I'd say the latter. He got the text book response he wanted, obviously. Look how upset he made everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:38:23 2017 No.16800045 >>16800043 Well people do keep fucking falling for it. It's been 3 years.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:38:54 2017 No.16800047

>>16800025
I'm thinking both sounds good there. She sounds like a real talker too. In the first she'd be reaffirming that 'yes, I'm a bad maid, bad maids need punishment' and telling you to go harder and harder, and in the latter saying she's only such a good maid because mastah is such a good mastah, and how much she wants mastah to fill her naughty ass up.
No matter what, by the end of it when she is full up back there, her face will be in levels of ecstasy and torogao that she might be on a whole different plane of existence in satisfied bliss. Every slightest twitch would let her feel all of her mastah's offerings sloshing around inside her and dribbling out, which may just give her more little aftershock orgasms.

This, too, rewards the maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:39:26 2017 No.16800049 >>16800027 The soft and plush kind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:41:44 2017 No.16800063 >>16800047 Are after sex cuddles permitted with a maid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:42:01 2017 No.16800066 >>16800049 Yep. The big, soft, and thick kinda that cuddles.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:42:09 2017 No.16800067

>>16800030
>Fill her to the brim and don't allow her to discharge heat
>Plug up both ends with advanced vibrating bullets
>her weak trembling and erratic movements as she licks up the spilled lubricant all over the floor, legs barely moving as she drags herself about
>Only to find that she's made a new trail of leakage behind her when she turns around, so she has to go back and lick that all up as well
Oh you dirty master. You're going to short circuit the poor thing. Good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:43:15 2017 No.16800069 >>16800045 And they will keep falling for it. Especially the ones that see it as their duty to bite the bait just to let the angler know they don't like the taste of it.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:44:11 2017 No.16800074

>>16800063
You're the mastah, anon. You get to say what's permitted and not permitted. But I bet if you did help clean her off and pull her up onto the bed with you to cuddle with, she'd be alarmed and try whimpering that she doesn't deserve it.
I hear silencing maids with a kiss works wonders in such situations, though good luck trying to get her to leave your bed for the night if you do that.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:46:12 2017 No.16800082 [DELETED]

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Imgur posting anon here
Can confirm these >>16799977 >>16799985
I was looking through new MGE pics when I saw that futa (though I think it's actually monster boys) pic. I linked it because I was bored, it's hilarious seeing you trying to over-analyze random boredposting
Moar salamander getting fucked from the same artist https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5303177
That other artist with ushi oni futa is from furaffinity, I think

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:46:27 2017 No.16800085 >>16800069 >And they will keep falling for it. This is why this place is just a husk of its former self now.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:46:43 2017 No.16800086
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>>16800066
Is her natural, regular operating setting to cuddle and envelop you in her soft thickness? Maybe with extra nutritious and sweet synthetic milk to drink from at regularly appointed intervals?
Actually i always wondered if those types of Automatons are still Kuu or if they have had their settings changed to be a bit more matronly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:49:09 2017 No.16800097 >>16800086 I imagine they'd still be kuu, they'd just maybe get a small smile every now and then. Gonna give her industrial level milk producers. Because GOD DAMN do I love me some milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:49:25 2017 No.16800100 >>16800074 Id clean the maid and pull her into bed with me, I'd silence her protests with a soft passionate kiss and tell her she deserves it. Maids are for loving

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:50:23 2017 No.16800104 [DELETED]

>>16800069
>>16800082
>>16800085
It's unfortunate that I'd say about 90% of the people who post (and doubtless many, many more lurkers) are probably fine with just ignoring it and can recognize when someone's posting something just to get a rise or obviously just fucking around, but the 10% of people who are either super aggro or legitimate autists can't take a joke to save their lives and feel like they have to play cop over every single post like it's a '''''''domestic terror''''''' situation
All it takes is a few people to be taking things too seriously to shit up the thread for the people who were fine with just ignoring it

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:50:53 2017 No.16800108

>>16800007
It just occurred to me where the creepy eldritch terror part comes from even in this setting.
Even if they don't "walk the sky as easily as the Earth" or control ice or eat people and steal their spirits to wear their skin, they're still scary.

Think of "White Death" Simo Häyhä. The guy killed over 500 Russian soldiers with small arms fire and wasn't caught because the snow provided such good concealment. These little girls could be trailing you and sneaking around for your entire stay in the mountains, with only soft murmurs blending into the wind or hiding in the lee of your footfalls across crunchy ground.

And then when you're exhausted, cowering under a tree and desperately trying to get some spruce needles and dry branches to catch your tinder, you see it. A pair of glowing eyes in the darkness with a glint below. A massive face watching you in your most vulnerable moments.

Those glowing horns would be freaky. You'd see them bobbing along and think it was some big mammal hiding its face while approaching you, when it's just a little goat girl tripping over.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:51:00 2017 No.16800110 [DELETED]

>>16800085
Well the thread flipflops between being acidic towards new content creators, and praising them coddlingly, while raising up waifufags as imitation OC creators.

And then we argue a lot. But to be honest the only difference is no one writes greentexts anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:52:17 2017 No.16800117 >>16800097 Would those be the GIGANTIC size ones or the ENORMOUS size ones? That's a lot of milk, anon. You think you can handle that five or six or more times a day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:53:02 2017 No.16800120 >>16800082 One thing that I find really anoying is when people say futa when they mean shemaales/dickgirls/new-half Futa means that there is a pussy and a dick. In these pics there is nu pussy, there by it's not futa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:54:11 2017 No.16800126 >>16800117 Gigantic. Whatever I don't drink would be bottled and sold or stored. May need to give her some fairly large stabilizers and heavy duty capacity carriers to balance it out.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:54:12 2017 No.16800127 [DELETED]

>>16800045
>>16800069
How many times do you have to be told? Whether the shitposting is sincere or not, it doesn't matter when it comes to the effects. If you let this shit slide it'll keep getting worse. The genuine cancer won't differentiate between their own kind successfully pushing their shit fetishes and some retard pretending to be even more retarded.

Even the most recent faggotry had atleast one unironic futafag crawling out of the woodwork, word travels fast and if they had been ignored and tolerated next time there would be a dozen of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:55:24 2017 No.16800137 >>16800110 All of those reasons are why the thread sucks shit from a straw and will never change from this state.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:55:44 2017 No.16800138 [DELETED]

>>16800110
Greentexts still happen plenty. People were greentexting all about Apophis not two days ago almost the entire thread.
And I think people just appreciate sometimes when some people, be they waifufags or not, post a new commission or drawing or that one guy who does recolors.
But to each their own. Like you said there's not really that much difference, just a new crowd I feel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:56:12 2017 No.16800140 >>16800082 >admitting to shitposting

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:56:19 2017 No.16800141 >>16800104 >>16800127 And yet, the relation between these two perspectives is willfully ignored. I wonder if these people are like that in their real lives too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:56:34 2017 No.16800142 >>16800138 >Greentexts still happen plenty. Not in the length of frequency they used to. You'll get 10 lines of meme arrows on a good day

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:57:29 2017 No.16800147 >>16800085 You're a fool to think the place would be any better if we let futa, monster boys and yaoi run wild and uncontested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:59:09 2017 No.16800150 >>16800082 >He keeps going

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:59:12 2017 No.16800151 [DELETED]

>>16800142
As someone who used to bang out one of those every few days, I think many of the writers have moved up or off. Either they write full stories on pastebin or just quit because this board is incredibly stale and full of angry kids.
I mostly just check in to see if Latenight has posted anything good.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:59:13 2017 No.16800152

>>16800108
>stray in the snowy forest
>feel something chasing you
>exhausted, sit against tree to catch your breath
>see glowing eyes nearing you in the slowly growing dimness
>remember all those stories about eldritch monsters living in the woods
>they get closer and closer
> [Spoiler]Instead of Wendigo, it's finnish snow elf[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:59:49 2017 No.16800154 >>16800147 You aren't doing shit by biting bait though. You're not a police officer or anyone with any power, you're doing nothing but feeding the trolls. What happened to report and ignore?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 12:59:56 2017 No.16800155 [DELETED]

>>16800142
Well as someone who has been writing some today while other people were discussing meta thread stuff and has been enjoying writing them previously, is that what would be preferred? I always assumed people would be annoyed if I wrote longer things like the Lady Wight or Demon Summoning or Wyvern Booty stuff from before. I feel like people would get annoyed by a huge long greentext post, especially if it was about something they didn't like.
But if they'd prefer that by all means I wouldn't mind making them longer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:00:08 2017 No.16800157 >>16800120 I don't really care futa and it's semantics desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:00:13 2017 No.16800158 >>16800147 I'm not saying it'd be better or worse. I'm saying it's shit because people keep flinging shit at everything instead of ignoring. It was better back when it was still in /a/.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:01:00 2017 No.16800163 [DELETED]

>>16800147
We don't really have to contest it. This isn't the monsterpeople thread. It's literally in the name. No men or herms allowed. If it ever became something posted unironically and constantly, you could just report it for being off-topic.

But we've never seen it posted for any reason other than to stir shit. So I have to wonder if your unending vigil is really necessary.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:01:07 2017 No.16800165 [DELETED]

>>16800120
There's no difference between any of that filth, it's all faggotry that belongs in /lgbt/.

>>16800147
It's just an another episode of the "The thread sucks because I can't freely post trannies and ntr, but I'll stay anyway to shitpost and to try to drag everyone else down instead of fucking off and say the people telling shitposters to fuck off are the autists and not me" Show.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:01:15 2017 No.16800167 >>16800154 Now you report and get banned instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:02:29 2017 No.16800173 >>16800155 To be honest I believe part of the reason longer greentexts aren't written anymore is because of how pissy the autists are. So you probably shouldn't unless you want some one whining at you.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:04:05 2017 No.16800179 [DELETED]

>>16800151

>>16800155 here, I will agree with this as well to at least some extent. I still read most every post in the thread and keep the thread open at all times because it doesn't take too much out of my day to do so, but I will say as far as the 'angry kids' thing that can really drive people to want to contribute less or not participate. I like to think I've been around long enough to handle some banter and shitposting, but the level to which sprawling thread arguments happen if someone doesn't like something is really kind of pathetic. I can see plenty of more talented people than me think 'screw this' and not want to put effort, even if marginal, into something that could just devolve into shitflinging.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:04:23 2017 No.16800181 [DELETED]

>>16800154
>What happened to report and ignore?
It doesn't break any /jp/ rules and gets you banned if you report it for a start, they're careful to stay within the limits while trying to rile up as many people as possible.

It's easy to say to ignore it but if it attracts people who really like futa and yaoi and they don't break any rules because they're not posting futa porn but they start talking about it a lot, you only have yourself to blame by not making it clear it's unwelcome.
>>16800158
>It was better back when it was still in /a/.
That's delusional, /a/ is shit and so where these threads when they were there. Don't confuse quantity of content with quality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:04:37 2017 No.16800182 >>16800167 You know, it's supposed to only be something like 20% report and 80% ignore, not 100% report, tell the thread and then 0% ignore. I'd be interested in hearing the reason they gave to those who get banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:05:34 2017 No.16800184 >>16800181 >/a/ is shit and so where these threads when they were there You're implying that it isn't shit now with all the constant fighting. Now that's delusional.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:05:37 2017 No.16800185 >>16800173 Ah, see I should have read this before I replied >>16800179 but that's definitely a big part of it. Still, I have hope and communities change. I'll try my had at writing some longer memetexts if something catches my fancy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:05:37 2017 No.16800186 >>16800147 >>16800165 Trannyshit is already being posted though >inb4 hurr durr it's not tranny if it's magic

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:05:50 2017 No.16800187

So instead of talking about monster girls we're just screaming at each other, falling for weak bait, arguing, complaining about the thread, etc?

How about we actually talk about monster girls and move on from this bullshit that's been going on for too long?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:06:09 2017 No.16800189 What kind of april fools would your waifu pull on you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:06:23 2017 No.16800191 File: 797 KB, 844x475, sako prepares to field strip a FNC.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800152 >finnish elves I hope you're ready to get violated

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:07:08 2017 No.16800193 Charybdis is the worst. Charybdis is the only unlovable girl. Charybdis only deserves harsh, unironic bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:07:42 2017 No.16800196 >>16800189 Forcibly replaces my wardrobe with a bunch of white kimonos, uses a glamour to make me appear Japanese, calls me FOOLISH SAMURAI the entire fucking day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:08:16 2017 No.16800198 >>16800184 >constant fighting You're acting like the last day or two is normal, the threads have been relatively calm in recent weeks and months compared to this. /a/ was a shit storm every day and many of them made this one look tame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:09:03 2017 No.16800201 >>16800193 Some truth. By far my least favourite girl, but that's just preference and it's to disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:09:26 2017 No.16800203 >>16800198 This. I can totally appreciate if some folks are upset by the way things have been going, but by and large I've enjoyed the past couple of months. Back to talking about milky robotic maids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:09:54 2017 No.16800205 >>16800187 We're being April fools.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:10:20 2017 No.16800207 >>16800205 >Cheshire laughing in the distance

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:10:52 2017 No.16800210 >>16800198 /a/'s problem was a backseat mod, /jp/'s is natives, mods, and shitposters from its own kin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:10:55 2017 No.16800211 So do Big Wendigos actually exist in the setting? Does it say anywhere they're all little girl bodies like the profile? Because while adorable that would be upsetting. I'd like a big mature bodied one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:11:08 2017 No.16800212 >>16800189 She would get some illusion spell or something and say that she is getting chubby or something like that. If my waifu decided to put some weight it would kill me.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:11:13 2017 No.16800214

>>16800193
Charybdis is a nice low level sea monster girl
If anything her presence is necessary to contrast with other species, you wouldn't have any top tier girls if there was no low tier girls
She also fulfills a niche and has a neat lore with Scyllas

Overall it's not a great or outstanding profile but it's not bad either

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:12:10 2017 No.16800215 >>16800196 Would she dress up as fem Aku? Could be a fun way to do some erotic roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:12:35 2017 No.16800217 >>16800211 There are no girls with a set body type. Even the poster loli, baphomet, can be made better with a few wonderland cakes

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:12:45 2017 No.16800218

I've been replaying NV recently, with some extra stuff. Wasn't there a deathclaw story here at some point? It was around the time FO4 was getting hyped up, I think.

>>16800193
I disagree. They are cute. Manticore, Thunderbirds and cards, though, deserve harsh, unironic bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:12:47 2017 No.16800219 >>16800189 Before I'm about to leave in the morning for work or college, I'm stopped at the door by my waifus who softly say "April fools~" and then both blow a cloud of lewd breath in my face. I'll just say I'm sick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:12:55 2017 No.16800220 I want a Mad Hatter maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:12:57 2017 No.16800221 File: 1.06 MB, 1721x2830, 1446352803901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800215 F O O L I S H S A M U R A I

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:14:39 2017 No.16800226 >>16800221 >TFW no yandere demon overlord wife

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:15:11 2017 No.16800230

>>16800214
Very true. Although I'd be pissed if I was a sailor and I had the ship wrecked by a Charybdis only to see a nice cuddly Scylla waiting beside her for the "rejects" but I'm not a reject, instead I get sucked into a gang gang with a slut.

I'd try my best to pry myself out of her little dimension because I want my cuddly Scylla.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:16:45 2017 No.16800240 [DELETED]

>>16800198
It's just one of the usual salty doomsayers who try to undermine the thread by complaining at every opportunity and twisting facts.

Yes, clearly the threads have constant arguing and shitstorms, and totally the /a/ times were better even though the shitstorms were a thousand times worse.
Yes, he's totally a content creator that stopped because """""angry kids"""" were bothering him, and yes he totally personally knows many content creators who've stopped, and yes nobody should bother to make anything because we're clearly all terrible and will obviously get angry at them and chase them away.
Yes, he's clearly not trying to chase people and content creators away himself because he totally doesn't hate the these threads, even though he just said he thinks these threads are shit.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:16:53 2017 No.16800241

>>16800217
So how would a Big Wendy function then? Wouldn't it be harder for her to hide and stalk a guy in the woods?
I can see her trying to hide in plain sight like she did when she was younger only for a guy to awkwardly stare at her being kinda obvious. And its very cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:17:41 2017 No.16800243 >>16800218 >Wasn't there a deathclaw story here at some point? It was around the time FO4 was getting hyped up, I think. You talking about this? https://pastebin.com/X8JTQSR2

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:19:17 2017 No.16800251 File: 519 KB, 960x1084, evil waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800221 I'm gonna dick Akuko until she stops being an evil overlord because she's too busy cuddling with me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:19:30 2017 No.16800254 >>16800241 Would you notice big pile of snow moving compared to small pile of snow moving in completely white environment? Winter messes with your vision.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:20:13 2017 No.16800256

>>16800220
She is just going to sit there and drink tea all day long until you dick some work ethic into her or she makes you go crazy in some way

>>16800230
I never thought about this, I'd hate it too
If a monster girl falls in love with you you're pretty much done but you'll learn to love her back if not through day to day interactions and genuine emotions then through mamono mana and mind fuckery

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:20:26 2017 No.16800257 >>16800243 Yeah, that. Thanks. I thought I remembered one of those. Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:20:32 2017 No.16800258 >>16800240 That's a lot of hot assumptions there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:20:52 2017 No.16800260 >>16800220 Just be careful when she serves you tea who knows what she puts in there

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:20:56 2017 No.16800261 >>16800240 From the fact that one of the referenced posts is my own and the post times, I'm going to say "four people" That's still only a tiny fraction of the 152 total posters, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:21:14 2017 No.16800263 File: 1.77 MB, 1000x1500, kikidaki+-+small.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All that talk about kikimoras in seductive underwear and yet no pics like this were posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:21:35 2017 No.16800267 >>16800257 No probs. Hope you enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:22:41 2017 No.16800269 >>16800256 It sucks though because I'd always dislike Charybdis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:23:13 2017 No.16800271 >>16800263 Kikis are too good and sexy for this world.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:24:28 2017 No.16800275

>>16800263
I know it's not very "mastah" like but if a Kikimora came into my chambers wearing something like that, I'd sit her down on the bed and just worship those legs. I would run my tongue all the way up them, I'd massage those claws and give them a few licks/kisses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:25:29 2017 No.16800279 >>16800263 Those talons are deal breaker. Why have a wolf-harpy when you could just have a wolf? Amputated_yandere_kiki.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:25:38 2017 No.16800280 >>16800263 That's .less, ain't it?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:26:28 2017 No.16800283

>>16800269
Really? Take a minute to think about life with her if she tried her earnest to please you and make you happy

I'm sure everyone can settle down for their least favorite/most hated species if they think of her as an individual who loves them rather than a species

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:27:08 2017 No.16800284 >>16800279 Don't bully Kikis, they're perfect how they are. >spoiler Please, no more feels. >>16800280 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:27:31 2017 No.16800286 >>16800263 There was a point where Kikis really slid down on my favourites list but they're growing on me all over again.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:29:38 2017 No.16800297

>>16800283
I don't want to start anything but Charybdis sound like the kind of girl who's had previous partners. Many infact. And possibly many gangbangs. And I'm sorry but none of that is my preference and I just have stupid insecurities about it

Although you make a very fair point that's hard to argue with. All the girls, no matter what love you and sometimes you have to see them as a girl who loves you and not a memeber of her species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:29:59 2017 No.16800299 >>16800226 why do I find evil women so attractive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:30:21 2017 No.16800302 >>16800286 Kikis are my favorites, but for some reason I can't bring myself to 'marry the meido'. Maybe I'm uncomfortable how I'm their whole reason to exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:31:11 2017 No.16800308 >>16800279 We have somebody here who doesn't appreciate the allure of smooth and shiny scales. Besides being a wolf mixed with a harpy makes kikis so much more unique than they would be otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:32:18 2017 No.16800312 >>16800275 Disgusting Kikis are for cucking and giving false hope while you are marrying your real waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:33:48 2017 No.16800319 File: 286 KB, 860x829, 1491068028360.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800284 >no more feels No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:34:41 2017 No.16800323 I want a muscle kiki and a pudge kiki. The best of both worlds. Even better if they're twins.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:34:45 2017 No.16800324 [DELETED]

>>16800258
It's just that you see that same kind of passive aggressive and paradoxal posting every time when there's an argument like that. People who clearly hate it here, yet still hang around, and keep posting to say they hate it here and throwing around extremely thinly-veiled suggestions that content creators should leave because they don't want the target of their hate to have nice things.

It becomes extremely obvious when they just outright lie about how "content creators get chased out and yelled at". Anyone who's been here for a long time can tell that's extremely rare and has only happened to the worst faggots like the ones originally banished to TFT. Some have basically thrown THEMSELVES out by having a completely disproportional meltdown, like that guy from like a year ago or so who asked for criticism about his pastebin story and when people gave him criticism he started flipping his shit and arguing with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:35:42 2017 No.16800326 >>16800323 >pudge kiki You mean the guy from Dota 2?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:35:47 2017 No.16800327 >>16800319 YAMERO! But you know what? Atleast she has a mastah her loves her. That's what matters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:36:00 2017 No.16800328 File: 192 KB, 676x900, cripple tengu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800319 How do you heal cripple monster girls? Aside from tender sex

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:36:31 2017 No.16800332

>>16800302
I'm conflicted, I'd love to marry one but then she would just be a house wife in a maid uniform, the ideal relationship for me would probably be fucking one and having a daughter outside of wedlock with her while treating the whole thing like a forbidden relationship roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:37:43 2017 No.16800342 >>16800324 >content creators get chased out and yelled at I didn't say any of that. The discussion was about people baiting people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:37:57 2017 No.16800344 >>16800302 I like kikis but only as maids. I can think of some sexual stuff between us, but marrying her seems weird.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:38:02 2017 No.16800345

>>16800326
I have no idea what you are talking about.

>>16800328
Learn transmutation magics until you can regrow limbs.
That or learn holy magic for miracles.

Alchemy is another option as well, along with letting you make potions that'll up their busts or do some other crazy things.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:38:16 2017 No.16800346

>>16800256
>>16800260
>Through some random twist of fate, have come into the possession of a fantastic mansion with all of the accouterments one would expect with higher living
>The downside is, its in fucking Wonderland of all places
>You almost weren't going to take it, but whatever, you were kind of getting slammed on house payments anyway and figure since it comes with a stable portal back into your home dimension it probably won't be that big of a deal since you can just ignore actually venturing out into Wonderland proper
>Apparently, the place also comes with a maid
>Visions dance in your head of a timid yet seductive Kikimora, or a perky succubus, or a stoic yet attentive Automaton
>And yet here you are, bags in hand, staring at an absolute mess of a house with furniture overturned, mess and disorder everywhere, and in the middle of the grand living room a crooked table
>and at the head of that table, a woman with red eyes, purple hair, and the strangest outfit ever is smiling and sipping tea, an unused broom and dustpan laying haphazardly on the ground beside her
>"Oho! A very happy unmove day to you, sir who I seem to assume is my mansion's master. Tea?"
>Of course you don't want tea, what in the world is this strange woman doing in your house? And as you set your bags down and sit at the table, you realize she said something about it being HER mansion, which clearly isn't correct. This is your place, after all. You decide that once you finish this tea you'll give her a stern talking to, especially if as she indicates you're her 'master'
>"So, master of the mansion, but not its true owner. What a wistful twist of fate to take you here and rather far from there, where, you seem to have been, but now you're here, and rather confused I fear!"
>She's sure got a weird way of talking, you think as you nod your head and completely agree with her perfectly logical statements, telling her how this all seems so sudden and how you don't really understand the circumstances that led you here in the first place
>"Well, have no fear, master dear, for I am your maid, and in this mansion long have stayed. We'll clean it up and get it nice and spiffy, and as soon as you're finished doing so, have you back to your life in a jiffy!"
>Well now that's just absurd. You're the master, when she says 'We' she of course means herself, right? You're utterly bothered by her lack of respect to you, so much so that it makes upturning all of this furniture and sweeping up this floor very hard to do efficiently. What a strange woman, thinking she can try and trick you into serving her instead of the other way around. Once you finish these dishes, you're certainly going to give her a piece of your mind!
>...You have the sinking suspicion something's not right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:40:10 2017 No.16800363 >>16800328 I think they're the absolute cutest and deserve the most loving husbands. I'd carry that crow on my shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:40:42 2017 No.16800366 File: 474 KB, 1104x1619, mantis jensen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800345 >Learn transmutation magics until you can regrow limbs. Can I make magitek limbs for them?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:41:54 2017 No.16800368
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>>16800328
That's something I've always wondered about. I know that illnesses and whatnot get handled pretty easily by mamono mana, but what about actual physical disabilities? I guess magic would probably be more than enough to help them, but I suppose the question is whether or not they would want that.

Would you marry a blind lizardman? Would you adopt a deaf/mute Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:42:03 2017 No.16800369 >>16800328 Adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:43:01 2017 No.16800374 >>16800366 A subset of alchemy. Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:43:16 2017 No.16800377 >>16800368 Blind Lizardman kills my heart every time I see her. I just want to grab her and hold her tight. >spoiler Yes and yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:43:51 2017 No.16800381 >>16800346 I like her. And I find the rhyming thing oddly sexy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:44:18 2017 No.16800383 >>16800366 Mantis are scary girls. I'd love for one to give me a fear boner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:45:33 2017 No.16800387 >>16800377 Just wait till that Lizardman trains herself to the point where she is a blind master.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:46:23 2017 No.16800394 File: 335 KB, 1080x1920, High end Kiki model.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800368 >Would you adopt a deaf/mute Kiki? Of course. I hope she'll settle for headpats as a means of praise

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:48:13 2017 No.16800406

>>16800368
>but what about actual physical disabilities?
Considering mamono mana can do things like switching half a woman's anatomy like the bottom half of a lamia or centaur, grow additional appendages like wings and even go so far as to completely alter a woman's physiology in the case of slime when monsterization is concerned, I'm sure it'd be easy for disabilities to be fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:48:20 2017 No.16800408 >>16800387 So she's incredibly good with her hearing and can fight even when blind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:49:13 2017 No.16800414 >>16800408 Yep. She's that good. Downside she can hear you fapping or her sisters getting it on with their lovers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:50:13 2017 No.16800416 >>16800414 Why would you be fapping when you could be having gentle lotus with a Lizardman?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:50:39 2017 No.16800419 [DELETED]

>>16800324
In my opinion, it isn't the sort of name and shame you're alluding to. Of course we have hate towards a bunch of specific writers I've never heard of, but half the time I think that's just them trying to drum up some attention over their "controversial" writing.

More what >>16800179 said.

You get here, with some nice little idea that's rattling around in your head, and as you click that [Post a Reply] button to throw down a few paragraphs (assuming you're not taking the time to do it in a text document to avoid accidents) you notice that all the preceding posts are "I hate everything that isn't my vision of this very specific thread raaah go die" and it kills the mood a little.
So maybe you do keep writing, on the basis that you've gotten at least a little positive feedback on your last ten greentexts, but this time you want to include something a little extra because you're horny and inspired. Maybe it tilts towards /d/ or furry or just some less popular but tolerated fetish.
You post, you go to work or make dinner.
When you come back, the next five pages are more negative responses to each other and a bunch of references to non-existent post numbers the moderators have culled.
The only response to your work is "fuck off with that"

The next time you get an idea, you just fap and then skim the thread for good drawfag images.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:50:49 2017 No.16800421 >>16800416 Well, you don't just start out banging her. She's not some two-penny whore!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:51:51 2017 No.16800427

>>16800297
>Spoiler
The canon about that is made confusing so that people can pick their favorite interpretation so I wouldn't worry about that

>>16800346
This is exactly why Mat Hatters are not to be trusted
No matter how peaceful they seem, they will use their charisma and seductiveness to SHROOM you sooner or later

I'd rather have an incompetent, clumsy Jubjub maid than a Mat Hatter

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:52:15 2017 No.16800432 >>16800421 Of course not. It was foolish of me to imply such a proud warrior like a Lizardman would do that so early. But maybe I could cuddle her? If she was ok with that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:52:30 2017 No.16800434 >>16800421 How hard could beating up a blind lizard be? She'll be my waifu in no time!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:53:26 2017 No.16800436
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>>16800394
Just make sure you learn sign language so that you can communicate easily with her! I'm sure she would love to finally have a family that not only loves her, but she can also talk to. It must have been lonely in the orphanage without anyone she could talk with, always having to write things out must have been frustrating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:54:27 2017 No.16800443 >>16800432 Only so you can share warmth on a cold night. Don't pop a boner >>16800434 We anime son, if anything she became stronger by losing her sight.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:56:15 2017 No.16800452

>>16800394
I'm conflicted between maids uniform and butlers uniform. Maid uniform has long legacy and traditions, while butlers uniform has modern and highly trained professional feeling to it. I don't know which one I ask my maid to wear. It's not like man can spoil himself with two maids, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:57:55 2017 No.16800459 >>16800452 Nah, you can go with two maids. They can be sisters, childhood friends. Rivals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:59:12 2017 No.16800467 >>16800452 You could get the kikimora/domovoi pair. That counts as one unit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:00:40 2017 No.16800472 >>16799359 Mantis shrimp

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:00:51 2017 No.16800475 >>16800467 Since domovoi are supposed to be the butlers, that automatically fixes your uniform problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:02:44 2017 No.16800485 >>16800443 Only to share warmth, yeah. But is it ok if I hug her really tight and maybe even tell her how much she means to me? >spoiler What happens if I do? N-Not saying I will!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:03:58 2017 No.16800489 >>16800472 >You're already jerked off

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:04:17 2017 No.16800492 >>16800452 I want a Satyros butler who doubles as a personal bartender.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:04:51 2017 No.16800493 >>16800485 She basically has to deal with you rubbing on her. Much pouting and wiggling will ensue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:05:49 2017 No.16800497 >>16800489 It would look like you're just some quick shot but actually she strokes your dick 50 times in a matter of 2 seconds

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:06:29 2017 No.16800501

>>16800297
>>16800427
This might be reaching a bit, but I'd like to point out the Head Bapho made mention of a Charybdis with a husbando when discussing the Dopple potion.
𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 giving the Charybdis some, she became addicted, implying she didn't already know what it felt like in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:07:11 2017 No.16800507 >>16800493 It's not my fault she smells so nice and is so beautiful. Speaking of fighting girls, am I the only guy who finds the fighting lizard's tied back hair adorable? Especially salamander's little hair bow

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:08:12 2017 No.16800512 >>16800507 Nah, its a fine hair style.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:08:27 2017 No.16800513 >>16800501 It would make you question though why it goes into so much detail in the profile of them pleasing multiple men and doing pumps and dumps so often.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:08:58 2017 No.16800515
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>>16800452
>while butlers uniform has modern and highly trained professional feeling to it.
And they have an air of elegance to them too. I want a Kiki dressed in a nice suit!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:10:34 2017 No.16800521 >>16800492 Three. I would need three maids. Kiki for Headmaid, Griffon for Butler/Bodyguard and Satyros for Butler/Bartender.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:11:27 2017 No.16800526

>>16800513
Literally made up. It's just one sentence that vaguely mentions the demonic energy coming from their holes attracts men and everyone assumes it's referring to multiple men.
Nothing in the profile says shit about dumping anyone. In fact it says they're greedy and cling to a man desperately, and considering how many are stolen by Scylla, it's not hard to see why.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:14:30 2017 No.16800541

>>16800427
>-you tell her, stern in posture and tone with your arms folded. She made you clean the whole house on your own, and while the place does look fantastic, her stupid tea-table is still right in the middle of the living room, and she barely helped at all!
>She simply smiles up at you and tilts her head in a manner that you almost think is supposed to indicate... pity? Still, it's annoying and unnecessary, and you're really glad she's feeling bad for you, how considerate of her, that wench!
>"So, it seems you might seek someone else to serve you? Well, I certainly can't depart, to start, but seeing as you don't prefer help that's so smart, would you instead like to take up another to more appropriately clean up after you like your mother?"
>You're about to reply when you hear a startlingly loud THUD behind you, and turn to see a pink-feathered harpy pressed up against the window from the outside, slowly sliding down after what looked like a hard impact, a strange wetness trailing above where she's sliding down from
>Her body is... extremely lewd, almost parody levels of short and stacked, her meaty breasts splaying out as they're squashed against the glass, a fat nipple popping out of her far-too-small outfit and flattening against saucer-sized areola
>Her face is cute and perky, even when one cheek is still pressed hard against the glass, and you notice her pink eyes are bubbly and marked by pupils shaped like hearts
>After an awkward minute of her slowly sliding down the window, she pushes herself off, shakes her head, and scurries around out of sight around the side of the house, only to be followed by fervent knocking at the front door a few seconds later
>"Come in, come in, the party is only just starting!" says the strange outfitted 'maid', perturbing you even more
>Or it would, if you weren't suddenly startled by a compact yet forceful weight slamming into your side, sending you careening to the floor with a loud thud as the same weight straddles on top of you
>twisting your head, you look up to see the same pink-feathered harpy from before, in all of her curvy, stacked glory, staring down at you while breathing raggedly and drooling, her eyes glistening almost as much as her legs, one tit still popped out of her outfit and freely jiggling and wobbling about as she jostles on top of you
>"Hee! Hee! Master is here, master is finally here! Maid! I'm your maid, and its time to clean master's meat!"
>Her voice is cute and airy if not disturbingly strained and ragged, like she's either consumed entirely by delusion or by lust-
>She suddenly starts grinding her pillowy ass against your crotch, her lewd thighs squelching wetly as she squeezes them over your pants, making a strange sound like 'shlub, shlub', all while repeating 'master's meat, master's meat!' in her increasingly distressed voice
>"Actually, you see, it's not so much shlub as it is 'Jub', so please refer to her as such, thank you very much!"
>You turn horrified to the strange outfitted woman at her matter-of-factly appraisal of the situation as the 'Jub' harpy on top of you starts bouncing her hips even more, seemingly unaware that both you and she still have clothing on preventing this apparent rape from going past third base
>...Isn't stopping her from getting wetter and wetter though, as you can plainly feel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:17:57 2017 No.16800552 >>16800526 Dude maybe you should go back and read their profile again. >sucking a penis in everyone of their holes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:20:21 2017 No.16800564 File: 272 KB, 450x800, 1440958168805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big, fat, cat ass. On other girls, using this as an example.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:21:06 2017 No.16800566 File: 1.17 MB, 1824x840, IMG_5164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800552 Whoops forgot the image to go with it

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:22:15 2017 No.16800573

>>16800328
>>16800368
How would you react and what would you do if your waifu got a physical disability?
Be it loss of limb / blindness / deaf etc.
If you're going by MGE logic, all of these things can be healed with time and help. Given good healing magic and help a limb could grow back in about a year or so.
If your waifu is an undead you can go to a lich for help. And if your waifu is a lich it would be considered a minor inconvenience,

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:24:05 2017 No.16800580 Is it better to work in a butler cafe or simply selling your body?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:24:13 2017 No.16800583 >>16800564 Damn son that ass. I want that on my face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:25:07 2017 No.16800593 >>16800580 Butler cafe. Atleast I'm safe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:25:44 2017 No.16800596 >>16800580 Butler. If your boss isn't a monster you can get money and still be pure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:26:40 2017 No.16800603 >>16800564 that thing has a dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:29:00 2017 No.16800615 >>16800596 >If your boss isn't a monster laughingmonsters.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:29:14 2017 No.16800616 >>16800566 I care less about the implied gangbang thing and more that she's one of the most vile and disgusting creatures on earth turned into an anime girl, and just gross looking in general.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:30:09 2017 No.16800620 >>16800603 And that anon is an alp, what's your point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:32:41 2017 No.16800632 >>16800616 I thought Charybdis were just little barnacle things. But Jesus Christ did that google search say I'm wrong. That thing looks so scary. I can see why they're so powerful even for their size.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:33:34 2017 No.16800639 >>16800620 >unironically posting futacat Looks like the imgur poster is doing it again

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:33:37 2017 No.16800640 >>16800541 That poor man should never have gotten that house Wonderland is nothing but problems Life with a Jubjub maid and a Mat Hatter doesn't sound all that bad though Nice writing, I liked how the Mad Hatter replied to the narrator

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:34:58 2017 No.16800644 >>16800603 How do you know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:35:50 2017 No.16800649 >>16800632 Oh, I was actually talking about barnacles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:35:56 2017 No.16800651 >>16800632 The original was just a whirlpool monster of unclear form. More recently we've decided to imagine it as an elder maw that puts the kraken to shame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:36:24 2017 No.16800653 >>16800067 I wonder how she'd feel if I stuffed ice cubes into her heat exhaust after almost getting her overheated...

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:39:22 2017 No.16800664

>>16800640
It's all about settling into the madness and embracing it, you know?
But she hasn't called over the Cheshire or the March Hare yet. Heaven forbid she does.
Also thanks. I actually really enjoy Hatters and wish they were more popular, its fun writing in pseudononsense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:39:32 2017 No.16800665 >>16800644 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55426361 Maybe because the author draws her with a dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:39:43 2017 No.16800667 >>16800651 http://imgur.com/hOh40xB That just looks terrifying.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:41:26 2017 No.16800673

>>16800552
>>16800566
I couldn't help but notice you ignoring the point about greedily binding a man.
Where's the dumping part? Is it considered dumping when the Dopple potion wears off?
Virtually everything in that profile makes mention of only one man. That one aberrant sentence is clearly out of place and only exists to say "hey you can do that too".
The Dopple article is just evidence that they aren't limited.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:42:24 2017 No.16800677 >>16800667 It just needs a hug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:43:35 2017 No.16800682 >>16800644 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=yagatake_arashi Yeah, sorry Anon. It's a nice ass but unless you enjoy sucking cat cock I'd look elsewhere. In MGE she'd probably have a pussy on exposure to mamonobama just because.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:43:48 2017 No.16800684 >>16800665 >her

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:44:13 2017 No.16800686 >>16800664 That was clever writing. Hatters deserve the love they get.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:44:34 2017 No.16800688 I'm going to acquire a few shortstack elves as meidos

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:46:09 2017 No.16800695

>>16800653
>"Tssssshhhhhaaaaerroerroerroerroerroerroerror-"
>Writhing and twitching and electronic moans intensify as her body is wracked by 'emergency releases' again and again
>Which are, of course, being blocked off by her front port's insert still vibrating away, though significant leakage is now spilling out the side from the sheer volume behind it
>She looks back and up at you as her ass continues to spasm, her eyes unfocusing and refocusing as other systems seem to be malfunctioning from the intense heat and pleasure
>"Mas-master, unit requires hydration-requires hyyyyy-requires hydration. P-please. Coolant release imminent, nearby air is too dry, unit requiresKSSH Fuck my dirty mouth, stuff your seed down my throat with your juicy fat coKSSH please assist, master-"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:46:54 2017 No.16800697 >>16800573 It would depend on what exactly it was. If she went deaf, we wouldn't really have a problem since I already know how to sign and I could teach her, but something more drastic like a lost limb would take quite a bit of work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:47:39 2017 No.16800701 >>16800684 Bigot

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:51:34 2017 No.16800715

>>16800673
>to seduce men
>men are attracted to it

It doesn't say "a man". Sure I'm not saying you can't use a doppel ganger potion, but it's not like they always use them and chances are it's not a massive majority who would.

I'm not denying that they're greedy of men but since KC is pretty inconsistent it says just a paragraph below that they use their holes to please mutiple men and that when they destroy ships they take the "men" they like. Again implying mutiple men.

As I stated it says "men" to imply mutiple men and not mutiple copies of one MAN. Because it's starting to seem like you're making very poor excuses to say justify these things when the answer is clear.

But it doesn't matter anyway because it's you're setting man and you can do whatever, I don't really mind but I respect your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:53:37 2017 No.16800717 >>16800715 >Because it's starting to seem like you're making very poor excuses to say justify these things when the answer is clear. In an escapist fantasy, I hope you realize the irony of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:54:10 2017 No.16800720 >>16800717 Silly anon, MGE is very serious business.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 14:56:00 2017 No.16800724 >>16800717 Don't worry, like I said I'm just making up pointless discussion because at the end of the day it's your fantasy. So you do you man

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:00:14 2017 No.16800740 >>16800715 >It doesn't say "a man" A lot of other profile use the wording "men" too, it's due to the nature of a lot of monsters and how they rape and release. it doesn't exactly mean multiple men at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:01:43 2017 No.16800749 >>16800740 But really, what's the difference?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:02:11 2017 No.16800751
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Am I allowed to just relax with a Mad Hatter? A super busty one that lets me just huff her pheremones out of her big jiggly cleavage? I don't care if she makes me do weird stuff later I just need a girl like that to heal my mind and help me just relax
Are there any mad hatter healing stories? That's probably way too specific

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:02:52 2017 No.16800754 >>16800740 I don't really want to go any further with this because I don't want to start anything. So it's fine to say that. I mean personally I'm not into rape and release even though it's canon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:11:16 2017 No.16800784 >>16800751 That's basically their function. A breath of fresh air from the open and wild insanity, to help you recover and relax; until you realize theirs is the more creeping and insidious madness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:13:25 2017 No.16800795 >>16800664 Please write when the Cheshire and the March Hare join.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:13:58 2017 No.16800798 >>16800754 Although another probable inconsistency is that It's canon for a monster to almost always fall in love and husbando your ass when they rape you, even if they planned to throw you away after.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:14:03 2017 No.16800799 >>16800751 Would you like a Shortstack Hatter? She'd be at the perfect height to give you paizuri at a moment's notice.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:14:13 2017 No.16800800

>>16800784
I'll take it
I'd rather hear her talk nonsense all day and make sense of nothingness than just keep hearing or seeing things with nothing attatched to them
I want to live in a place where it's openly mad and have a girl who will keep me safe there with her from all of this

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:15:22 2017 No.16800808 >>16800798 KC is a silly guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:15:37 2017 No.16800809 >>16800799 I'll take any form of hatter honestly I don't care if she's short or tall or anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:16:26 2017 No.16800813 >>16800799 Nah, I'd prefer a tall Hatter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:17:46 2017 No.16800818 >>16800800 I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I hope you're getting help. Someone give this man a protective hatter, stat!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:18:19 2017 No.16800824

>>16800809
Then you'd accept a shortstack Mad Hatter who sits on your lap and grinds her big jiggly ass against your crotch while sipping tea?

>>16800813
So you'd rather be the little spoon?
I'm sure she'd let you rest your head between her tits while she milks your dick with her plump thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:19:38 2017 No.16800832 >>16800824 Oh yes I'd be the little spoon in her tea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:20:18 2017 No.16800834 How high would you have to be for Wonderland to appear normal? Do you think the denizens would realize if you were having a really bad trip?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:21:23 2017 No.16800841

>>16800824
>Then you'd accept a shortstack Mad Hatter who sits on your lap and grinds her big jiggly ass against your crotch while sipping tea?
Yes, dear god yes, I would. I'd be in heaven if she did so. I just want to feel her using her curves to smother me and drown out the outside world. I'd do anything she told me to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:21:43 2017 No.16800842 >>16800834 >How high would you have to be for Wonderland to appear normal? One good puff on Ms. Caterpillar's hookah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:21:59 2017 No.16800845 >>16800834 I'm pretty sure you can just appear there randomly by dreaming. Unless I'm wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:22:07 2017 No.16800847 >>16800639 I was using her body type as an example, not the fact that she's a futanari. Nice false flagging, though.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:22:51 2017 No.16800851

>>16800798
That's stated to happen "often," not "almost always." Not really an inconsistency as far as I can see.

From the perspective of the monsters though it makes biological sense for many of them to keep the first man they get, given men are a precious commodity for them that they have to work hard to find (due to a majority of men living in anti-monster regions).

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:23:01 2017 No.16800852 >>16800824 I bet Mad Hatters wear really frilly thongs that peek up above their pants strained against their huge asses.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:24:43 2017 No.16800861

>>16800832
You'd better be ready when she needs some "milk" for her tea.

>>16800841
Really? Anything? Even becoming her personal chair?

>>16800834
I feel like wonderland monstergirls would feel a sort of pity for addicts. Imagine a Cheshire stumbling across a man with the telltale signs of drug addiction and then purging the drugs from his system with sex and demonic energy.
Then the healing begins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:25:02 2017 No.16800862 >>16800834 No idea. I'd rather go in with my senses whole though. Gonna find the shortstack portion and play with the oppai loli cheshire kittens while their slightly taller sisters watch.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:26:21 2017 No.16800868

>>16800851
Really makes you wonder what's going on through the monster's mind when they pump and dump.

>"A male human, a precious thing. They're literally my source of life energy and are quite rare to find. I have the chance to snab one right now as my husband and we'll love each other forever in eternal happiness and pleasure."
>"nah, I'll just throw him away"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:26:56 2017 No.16800873 >>16800834 I want to be the sane man in living in wonderland they put in a straightjacket and give no pants.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:27:33 2017 No.16800876

>>16800862
>Oppai Loli Cheshires
>When they grow up they're shorter on average than normal cheshires, but their tits are comically oversized to their frame.
>They still have nice asses but their fat cat tats are their most notable asset.
If you play with their sisters, you're inviting a shortstack cheshire paizuri gangbang anon.
Are you sure you can handle all those milktanks around your dick?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:27:35 2017 No.16800877

>>16800861
I'd be the most god damn faithful personal chair to a shortstack, big bottomed curvy Mad Hatter imaginable. I'd pour her tea for her, clean dust off her hat, massage her back, play with her ass, reach around and finger her, whatever she needs at any time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:28:11 2017 No.16800881 >>16800861 She better be ready when I need some milk in mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:28:50 2017 No.16800882 >>16800877 Then get ready for her to pull down your pants and sit on your dick all day long. No bouncing unless you suck up your pride and ask her, just the sucking tightness of her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:29:14 2017 No.16800884 File: 3.07 MB, 2400x3000, 1475135054358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster girls in pretty dresses!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:29:35 2017 No.16800886 >>16800876 I'm game. Those imotous are going to be the comfiest of nap partners while their older sisters watch. I may even bring some sweets for lolis

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:30:04 2017 No.16800888 >>16800868 It realistically happens with the exceptionally prideful ones. That's how we get Zombie Dragons at all, and Vampires basically won't look at a man as anything more than an energy source until he's an incubus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:31:06 2017 No.16800894 >>16800884 Too bad it's a 'core.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:31:51 2017 No.16800898

>>16800882
That sounds like heaven. Absolute heaven. I can just imagine the sticky squelching noises of having it lodged in her all day long.
I'd swallow my pride and beg her to bounce though. I don't know what I could do to convince her but I'd promise to do my best if she did just to feel it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:31:58 2017 No.16800900 File: 626 KB, 1280x1890, 0003[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you react to your family trying to set you up with an MG?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:32:40 2017 No.16800903 >>16800888 For that reason I can see it being a common practise with the higher MGs (which makes me kinda sad, not sure why). You'll never see a slime being picky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:32:40 2017 No.16800904 >>16800886 You'd better be prepared to wake up tied to a bed with one of the onee-san cheshires gagging on your dick while the others huddle around and wait their turn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:33:22 2017 No.16800908 >>16800904 Even the imotous?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:33:22 2017 No.16800909 >>16800868 >quite rare to find Isn't it the other way around? Humans outnumber monsters 10:1 and you could go your whole life in some regions without ever seeing a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:33:55 2017 No.16800912 >>16800900 Probably go something like this "but mom! M-muh waifu!"

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:34:51 2017 No.16800917

>>16800868
References to monsters not keeping men they sleep with often use a phrase like they "let" him go. So its not so much dumping him as it is not forcing him to stay with her. It could be seen as kindness on their part, or them just not "clicking" quickly (the settings notes monsters do often have preferences and even an "ideal" man in their minds, at the same time not being willing to reject most types of men).

Also, most monsters aren't THAT dependent on the energy of humans. Even those that mainly eat mana can survive on normal food, they just have to eat a lot as its less efficient.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:34:57 2017 No.16800918 >>16800909 Please don't remind me of what makes me sad. I don't need these kind of feels.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:35:32 2017 No.16800921

>>16800909
>and you could go your whole life in some regions without ever seeing a monster girl.
The thing is the reverse is also true.
In monster regions basically EVERY man is already taken, and those that aren't are probably being sold to the exceptionally wealthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:35:36 2017 No.16800923 >>16800908 No not them. Not until they get older. Focus on the shortstack with your dick in her throat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:35:56 2017 No.16800926 >>16800900 Depends how much I like her or if there is someone else I like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:36:48 2017 No.16800930 >>16800917 But chances are what man is going to leave a Monster Girl who just gave him the sex of his life? Unless they has pre-knowledge of the other species that existed in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:37:30 2017 No.16800936 >>16800923 But I want to know what happened to the imotous! What have their dastardly oneesans done?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:37:32 2017 No.16800937 >>16800918 You just need to travel to monster friendly regions where there's single monster girls all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:38:25 2017 No.16800940 >>16800936 They tucked them in to sleep. It's night time anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:38:35 2017 No.16800942 >>16800909 >Humans outnumber monsters 10:1 >even in the MGE universe. There are men who die lonely virgins

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:39:26 2017 No.16800943

>>16800909
It'd be more accurate to say they are "hard" to find rather than rare. That is because most men in areas monsters live are already claimed the average monster may have to travel a considerable distance and put herself in some danger to find one.

Sure a lot of them may have access to a human village a few day's journey away, but others may have to contend with a walled Order stronghold a hundred miles away.

Basically it only helps so much if there are millions of available men but most of them are in places that would try to kill you if you were seen. And if the monster lacks in magical abilities she may have a tougher time still (those that can disguise themselves can often just slip into a anti-monster society unnoticed).

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:41:45 2017 No.16800949 >>16800940 Oh, that's good. Imotous should always be tucked away for the evening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:41:58 2017 No.16800950 >>16800942 That's what happens when you stick around in Order territory your whole life. And aren't lucky enough to get kidnapped by monsters or their sympathizers.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:42:35 2017 No.16800953

>>16800898
If you beg her, she'll get a big smug grin on her face and then thrust her hips up and down like a jackhammer until either your balls dry up or you pass out from the stimulation.
The house will be filled with the sound of a lewd rapid smacking as her ass slams against your crotch again and again.
And when you wake up she'll still be going.
She'll even occasionally smack her ass to let you see how much it jiggles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:43:15 2017 No.16800954 >>16800943 Basically they have to rely on catching adventurers, which ties in to the encyclopedia being a guide on what to look out for on your travels if you want to avoid being raped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:43:31 2017 No.16800955 >>16800950 That's why you sabotage the mana draining network and sneak into the dark of the night. What's the worst that could happen out there in this era? You get eaten by monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:44:24 2017 No.16800956 >>16800943 Monsters have it rough.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:44:26 2017 No.16800957

>>16800930
The explanation given is that sometimes the whole "conversion to not hating monsters" thing can take a while. The man may be shellshocked and no longer wants to kill the monster but at the same time may not be willing yet to stay with her.

Course we are told the end result is that over time the man just can't forget the pleasure and is likely to eventually seek out a monster.

>>16800942

Only if you are a Order-aligned villager who never leaves the vicinity of his village (that's the example KC gave of how a human may live their whole life and never meet a monster). If you can travel then you can find a monster.

Also I don't think its been stated yet just how much humans outnumber monsters, we just know humans are the most numerous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:45:05 2017 No.16800961 >>16800950 This is why the DemonLord needs to hurry up because as she's "softly and carefully doing her job to change the world for the better" there are men who are dying alone and virgins with no monster girl wife to cuddle.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:45:42 2017 No.16800962

>>16800937
But monster friendly regions would have the least single mamono.
You want to be surrounded by single girls, go to a demon realm like Lescatie or Royal Makai.
When the WS went to such a place, he straight up needed an art fairy just to keep all that pussy away.
It's legitimately impossible to stay single in Mamonoland if you actually bother to look.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:45:50 2017 No.16800963 File: 574 KB, 972x1164, 1462741167490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800942 That's fine because the night is dark and full of MOM

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:46:43 2017 No.16800965 >>16800942 It's so nice being able to pull the waifu card.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:46:56 2017 No.16800967

>>16800949
And onee-sans need anon's dick in their pussy, so hop to it.

>>16800955
>Anon sabotages a mana draining network, causing it to rupture and explode.
>An entire order city is suddenly flooded with demonic energy, causing the women to monsterize.
>An Ojou-sama Paladin tries to stop anon, but ends up getting exposed and starts tearing off her armor as scaly wings begin erupting from her back.
>Anon had to be carried back to the Paladin's manor to rest his pelvis afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:47:50 2017 No.16800971 >>16800967 But I can't, they tied me down. If the oneesans wanted me to hop to it then they'd need to untie me first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:48:06 2017 No.16800972 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 1449538329175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800955 Oh, they'll eat you up alright.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:48:30 2017 No.16800975

>>16800956
Feel bad for the ones that have to eat those mana potions. Sure they are very nutritious but they taste horrible!

From World Guide 1:

>Additionally, there are also nutritional supplements made using mana collected by "golems (encyclopedia I -p.142)". They're drugs for monsters that can't get a human man, and a tiny amount replenishes a huge amount of energy compared to normal food, but since this mana that's not obtained through sex with men is bland and doesn't taste very good, it's basically not preferred. It tastes especially disgusting to monsters who have tasted their “husband's mana” at least once as described before, and it's not something they can bring themselves to drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:50:16 2017 No.16800986 >>16800961 Sacrifices need to be made. There are plenty humans out there in the world and they can breed pretty fast. If she attacks it will make the order go crazy and most like end up with many monster deaths which can't be easily replaced.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:50:32 2017 No.16800987 >>16800971 They'll probably draw lots to decide who gets to ride what. The two best lots are for your dick and your face. The rest have to make do with grinding against the rest of you.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:51:17 2017 No.16800989

>>16800972
I want to be a pure virgin boy who goes out of the Order city walls to a nearby village so I can spread the word of the Chief God only to be captured by a Hellhound and be turned into her submissive little chew toy on a leash

Poor little human boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:51:28 2017 No.16800990 >>16800975 I've quaffed medicine before. Those monsters are just pussies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:51:48 2017 No.16800993 >>16800953 That's perfect That's just completely perfect I'd never ask her to stop, ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:52:37 2017 No.16800997 >>16800986 Pffffft. This DemonLord doesn't actually care about any human males. As per usual. #DruellaforDemonLord!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:52:51 2017 No.16800999

>>16800957
Another important point people forget is that even the Order themselves aren't all that numerous
The majority of humanity ISN'T the Order, and is just off doing their own things, having their own nations and conflicts with one another and such

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:53:01 2017 No.16801000 >>16800987 So now they want me to remain tied? But they were asking for me to hop to it! I miss napping with the imotous, even if their oneesans have larger chests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:53:08 2017 No.16801001 >>16800972 >>16800989 >Pure virgin cleric goes to spread the word of the chief god >Ends up being forced to spread his legs so a big busty Hellhound can forcibly deepthroat him and then rape him senseless in the amazon position.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:54:10 2017 No.16801005 >>16801000 They mean thrust your hips anon. As fun as sex is for them, it's boring if you just lay back like a dead fish and take it.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:54:32 2017 No.16801007
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>>16800997
Now now. Miss Druella's mom knows best. It's just up to willing souls to help speed it along.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:56:24 2017 No.16801015 >>16801007 I want my waifu to put on her traditional demon leathers only to find that the design of the bottom part is too small for her ass! Her height has nothing to do with it, it's just the traditional design doesn't account for that much booty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:56:31 2017 No.16801016 >>16801005 That's not hoping, that's thrusting. Do they not know their terminology?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:56:38 2017 No.16801017 >>16801001 I need it!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:56:42 2017 No.16801018

>>16800999
Actually as I recall the majority of humans are stated to be Order-aligned, the amount is just falling more and more over time.

From MGE volume 1:

>The majority of nations have established the Chief God's religion as the state religion. Most of the human world is controlled by this enormous organization, and humans have values that conform with its doctrine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:57:02 2017 No.16801019 >>16801007 Monsters don't know what's best for humans at all.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:57:25 2017 No.16801021

>>16800997
And Druella clearly doesn't care about her fellow monsters. The only thing she did good was getting rid of Lescatie because that place was causing way too many casualities to be left alone.

After its corruption it's best to preserve the life of monsters and take things slow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:57:30 2017 No.16801022 >>16801016 Shut up and get to licking and thrusting anon. You've got a harem of busty smugcats to impregnate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:58:19 2017 No.16801026 >>16798078 What is this? Because if its another generic elf warrior girls get raped thing then get the fuck out of my face

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 15:59:05 2017 No.16801030

>>16801007
But seriously.

>demonlord
>taking things slow as a snail
>letting hundreds of human males die lonely
>just standing by as suffering and unhappiness happens when she could be fixing it

Like she sounds good on paper, but I bet there are a lot of poor human males praying that she saves them and helps them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:00:40 2017 No.16801036 File: 275 KB, 1061x1077, hell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16800989 >>16801001 >mmm, I don't know what's better... >feeling you finally give yourself up to me >or watching your face as that happens

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:01:27 2017 No.16801041 >>16801022 Well that seems strange. I mean, normally I just play with their sisters, they've never seemed all that interested in joining.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:02:07 2017 No.16801044

>>16801015
That's a lot of Badonk!
>>16801030
Technically she is fixing it by fucking her husband and building up more power. I think like has been stated before she's just a lover and not a fighter who may even want the Order to come around and accept the plan as being the best for both man and monster instead of just conquering them all while they still don't understand how it would benefit everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:02:08 2017 No.16801045 >>16801036 That's why submitting to a dominant MG is best and factually is the perfect lifestyle.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:02:30 2017 No.16801050

>>16801030
>Like she sounds good on paper, but I bet there are a lot of poor human males praying that she saves them and helps them.

Again, if you want access to monsters then you just have to leave to find them (or get someone else to take you if you can't travel yourself). That just doesn't happen too much because the people are taught monsters are evil, will kill you, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:02:41 2017 No.16801051 File: 1.78 MB, 900x1080, 297f06ce8576b6eb383b9e8f3147cc3f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Paladin-chan eventually turn into a Succubus if I licked, rubbed and molested her feet long enough?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:02:45 2017 No.16801052 >>16800990 And you're just a dick.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:03:05 2017 No.16801053

>>16801017
>"Oh ho? What's this?"
>S-stop! Please! The Chief God teac-
>"Hmhmhmm~ Preaching purity while you're this hard? I don't buy it~"
>I d-don't want this!
>"You can't fool me~ The look in your eyes, this rock hard dick, even the route you took~ You wan~ted this~"
>W-what are you talking about?
>"Oh deny it all you want cutie, makes the lewd parts more fun. Yes~ Deny it. Deny that you're a slut who wandered out of order territory hoping that some big strong monstergirl would find him, rape him, and make him their sex pet."
>I-I don't want that!
>"We'll see how you feel after dumping a few loads in my mouth cutie~ What was it that fox bitch from Zipangu said? Ah yes! Itadakimasu~! Mmmmf~!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:03:10 2017 No.16801054 >>16801044 But I need the demon lord to make my life happy now!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:03:53 2017 No.16801061 >>16801051 No, dumbass footfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:04:14 2017 No.16801063 >>16801030 Pray to Eros, she's a full goddess who can hear your prayers. Express love delivery by Cupid, any day of the week!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:04:44 2017 No.16801065
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>>16801054
Well dammit, what's your address, I'm sure we could set you up with a house call. Pick your flavor of monstergirl. Or as this guy >>16801050 said, just literally get out of the house and walk a little ways until you get MONSTER'D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:04:44 2017 No.16801066 >>16801051 Well it all depends on the demonic energy she's been exposed to. Depending on it, she could corrupt into anything from a Succubus to a P'orc to a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:05:25 2017 No.16801068 >>16801066 I did like that Paladin-turned-P'Orc greentexting a while back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:06:28 2017 No.16801071 >>16801044 The cutest, sexiest, softest, firm bowl of jello ass any demon's ever had! Sure that's subjective, but It's how I feel about my waifu's ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:06:40 2017 No.16801073 >>16801050 Demon Lord is doing the right things by going steady. People who want monster waifus should just giddy up and go on an adventure while people who want a normal life can settle down with a normal woman.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:07:02 2017 No.16801075

From World Guide 2:

>Also, since the number of human states that are friendly towards monsters has increased in recent years, cultural exchange between the mamono realms and the human world has become very active. With the appearance of “bright green mamono realms”, an entirely new cuisine is being born that combines human world produce with mamono realm produce.

>These days monsters are naturally expected to treat their husbands to delicious meals. Some monsters that have instinctive knowledge of cooking have even started to appear. However, the monsters efforts pale in comparison to all the time humans have put into building culinary history. We can't yet say that they're catching up with humans who boast an immense number of foods and culinary cultures, as well the vision necessary to create new foods.

>Currently, most new methods of cooking mamono realm produce are devised by incubi who were formerly human men, and monsters who were formerly human women.

So imagine being a famous incubus chef. Monsters want to become part of your harem, incubi want to be you, you are mobbed by fans when you go out into public. Your wife has to beat off suitors with a stick. Your cooking classes have a waiting list of six months.

You need to find yourself an apprentice and quick to share the load, especially with a daughter coming soon. Family has to come first when it comes to your time after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:07:06 2017 No.16801076 >>16801053 >"We'll see how you feel after dumping a few loads in my mouth cutie~ What was it that fox bitch from Zipangu said? Ah yes! Itadakimasu~! Mmmmf~!" I giggled Translators note: Itadakimasu means 'Rape my mouth' in Zipanguan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:07:49 2017 No.16801077 >>16801065 >MONSTER'D >this week's issue "Pure little virgin boy walks straight into Oni village"

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:08:03 2017 No.16801079

https://pastebin.com/UYJrpweh
Nootings of Pengu: Mambonambo 5 fixes everything.
And until we get mamamomana, I need to rely on apple juice and vodka. Not happy how it turned out, got several choking blocks, but at least it is out of my system now. I still have the group smother spin-off to write to compensate the delays, after that I'm done. I notice rust on my writing, especially since this isn't my usual stuff. Should write more short one-offs to improve. Well, enjoy your penguins. I'll lurk till I spot another scenario ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:08:18 2017 No.16801081 >>16801068 Sounds interesting, what happened in it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:08:29 2017 No.16801083 >>16801071 I won't stoop to pit my Lady's ass against yours, but I'm sure there's not much complaining on either end when yours has it teasing and tantalizing you all afternoon long as you try to play videogames.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:09:01 2017 No.16801087 >>16801077 That does not sound like a magazine you'd want to get caught with in Order lands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:10:39 2017 No.16801095 >>16801075 I would totally fucking watch Hell's Kitchen with an Incubus Not!Gordon Ramsey

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:10:48 2017 No.16801098 >>16801087 If you weren't planning to burn that they would probably slap your hands until you couldn't hold it for some time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:11:24 2017 No.16801099 File: 2.78 MB, 2468x3491, 19f4f4c9ae2d2fd2f3306ee0ccc23e6e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no evil empress to love and follow

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:11:39 2017 No.16801100 >>16801079 Heck yes! https://pastebin.com/D9diZaRn Here's a link to the first part, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:14:34 2017 No.16801110 >>16801083 The worst part is when she decides to tease me with new cosplays. If she starts flaunting it in a 2B costume then I'm not going to be able to resist pinning her to the couch and anal prone boning her into an ahegaoing stupor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:16:07 2017 No.16801115 >>16801099 Evil is wrong.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:16:24 2017 No.16801117

>>16800894
I'm more depressed the only two competent namefags for Manticore stories (imo) are RSAnon and ELH. Competent being femdom and the structure of the stories themselves. Especially since faggots like Bob parade around his as a cuckqueen who takes futa dick, and Aiden Lannister-Anon never took a real name.

Fucking Seafoam needs to come back REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:16:41 2017 No.16801119 >>16801026 Quite the opposite. It's cute vanilla impregnation adventures in elf land.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:17:30 2017 No.16801123 >>16801115 But those thighs are SO right.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:18:02 2017 No.16801125

>>16801076
Somewhere out there there's a smug gyaru fox who keeps giggling during sex and her husband can't figure out why.
It's because all the lewd things she says in her home language are lifted verbatim from the pornographic comics she used to read before she caught herself a husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:18:26 2017 No.16801129 >>16801115 Then I dont wanna be right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:18:57 2017 No.16801132 >>16801079 >Shamanistic marshmellow heaven and paizuri That's cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:20:07 2017 No.16801140 >>16801110 Always something exciting in the CHDF household.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:20:28 2017 No.16801142 >>16801045 I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:21:30 2017 No.16801150 >>16801063 Can I have the Cupid?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:22:15 2017 No.16801153
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>>16801099
I feel your pain, I want to help her devise evil plans while occasionally kissing or pouring each other wine.

Maybe if she got too hot and bothered she would rape me and make her poor lesser-demon minion flustered when she enters the room to give a report.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:22:38 2017 No.16801156

>>16801125
>Husband thinks she's saying something super romantic in her native language as she coos it out mid-coitus
>She almost has to stop from laughing when he says 'I'm sure what you just said is so beautiful and poetic' to her saying 'Impregnate my horny ass with your magical meat masher' in Zipanguan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:22:40 2017 No.16801157 >>16801140 The what household?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:23:20 2017 No.16801160 >>16801157 Childhood-friend Demonfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:24:28 2017 No.16801164 >>16801150 Those are reserved for the most devout followers of Eros. After all, they have to make sure you're serious about the matter, and it's not often that a Cupid gets to "retire."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:24:45 2017 No.16801165 >>16801099 >>16801153 Now you guys are getting it.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:26:13 2017 No.16801172

>>16801142
That's fine to disagree anon. I'm sure the way you prefer to live is fantastic!

But personally I just prefer to be owned and dominated by my waifu. I want her to put a collar on me and make me her house husband, I want to be her stresstoy for when she comes home and her cuddle pillow at night. And that's just scratching the surface.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:29:18 2017 No.16801178 >>16801165 I've been getting it for years, evil girls are perfection.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:30:58 2017 No.16801186

>>16801156
>She says some absolutely filthy stuff during sex because she knows her husband doesn't understand a word of it.
>One day he reads a phrasebook so he can say something back.
>The look on her face when she hears him whisper a clumsy "I love you" in her language can only be described as "lust personified"
>One week later they were announcing her pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:34:27 2017 No.16801197 >>16801115 In darker world with no magical good ending radiation, I would marry the local Daji and laugh my way to hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:34:43 2017 No.16801199 >>16801186 That's hot, especially if when he meekly whispers it she suddenly pins him to his back and starts moaning out really passionate stuff in her language that isn't just for shits and giggles but is really how she's feeling as she rides him

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:36:39 2017 No.16801203 >>16801153 >Lesser demon walks in on her mistress's massive ass pounding up and down on the human tied to her throne. >The "awawawawa" only made that evil Demon thrust harder.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:40:09 2017 No.16801215

>>16801199
>It starts off with lewd things like "from the moment I first saw you I wanted to suck your dick dry" and "The first time I raped you I came twelve times"
>And the becomes honest compliments like "your eyes are like pools of moonlight, beautiful and ethereal" and "everything about you makes my heart skip a beat"
>Eventually it just breaks down into a chant of "I love you" with one big "I LOVE YOUUUUU~!" at the climax.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:40:22 2017 No.16801216 File: 3.00 MB, 960x540, 1484765159183.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801115 Then I don't want to be right

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:42:42 2017 No.16801224 >>16801099 Evil is a point of view. I wouldn't mind serving Empress if I agree with her ideals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:43:17 2017 No.16801226 >>16801216 >muh dik

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:45:45 2017 No.16801231 >>16801216 How can a man resist dicking something like that?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:46:12 2017 No.16801232

>>16801203
>demon waifu smugly asks if the minion would like to join in
>she nervously steps forward with her legs trembling
>"I admire your nerve but the next time you think of touching my man I'll have you sent to the torture chambers"
>lesser demon drops the report on the floor and runs for the door

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:46:41 2017 No.16801236 >>16801231 I actually cannot get it up to something without monster parts at this point.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:46:43 2017 No.16801237

>>16801215
>Husband panting in the afterglow, multiple loads stirring in his wife's soon to be pregnant womb
>"Haa- haa- I don't have any clue what you were saying, but promise me you'll do that again sometime"
>Fox wife smiles and whispers one last 'I love you' into his ear as she quickly falls asleep on top of him

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:46:56 2017 No.16801238 >>16801231 It's not like you have a choice. She V's you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:48:21 2017 No.16801243 >>16801231 It's very easy when you don't like evil people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:49:36 2017 No.16801246 >>16801238 Guess we would be having consensual really rough sex then. >>16801243 It doesn't matter if she is evil or not, just look at that body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:49:55 2017 No.16801247 >>16801231 Easy, she's not my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:50:24 2017 No.16801249 >>16801246 But her personality is awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:51:22 2017 No.16801252 Evil women deserve to die alone and unloved

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:51:32 2017 No.16801253 >>16801216 This is cheating, how I am supposed not to be a slut for her when she wears dark lipstick

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:52:23 2017 No.16801254 I want to make an evil women into a modest housewife. I want to see her eye twitch as I tell her to mind her language. I want to defuse her violent tendencies and behaviors as they relapse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:52:27 2017 No.16801255 >>16801249 I know, but personality doesn't really matter when you are balls deep inside of her pussy and kissing her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:53:24 2017 No.16801258 >>16801254 Don't ruin evil girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:54:44 2017 No.16801262 >>16801254 Controlling evil girls is the best. It's almost like keeping a yandere happy so she doesn't do anything bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:55:10 2017 No.16801265 >>16801254 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:57:10 2017 No.16801271 >>16801255 Yes it does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:58:44 2017 No.16801273 >>16801255 Look at this fucking faggot chad over here

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:59:12 2017 No.16801274 >>16801255 I mean you might as well just go for 3D at that point.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 16:59:33 2017 No.16801275
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I want to travel through the lands with my evil waifu and help her corrupt all the female paladins and soldiers we find.

If she's with a guy we will also force her to rape him after corrupting her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:01:23 2017 No.16801280 >>16801246 >consensual Hah

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:01:26 2017 No.16801281 >>16801274 3D aren't as hot as that. Monsters are 10/10 by nature. >>16801273 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:01:45 2017 No.16801282 >>16801255 Personality matters anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:03:42 2017 No.16801286 >>16801255 She's probably going to fuck you, like it or not. If you had the choice and you don't like your personality you should do nothing, and don't ruin her for people who actually like her everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:03:59 2017 No.16801287 >>16801281 >Rude Oh you think?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:04:03 2017 No.16801288
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It does my heart good to see so many people showing girls who know what they want and taking it so much love.
>>16801275
You're doin the world a great justice right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:04:06 2017 No.16801289 >>16801282 It matter if you are going to stay with her, but if it's just a quick fuck then why care? I mean, she is evil with plans of conquering the world and things like that. Surely she wouldn't get attached.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:04:41 2017 No.16801291 >>16801252 Why do you think The Morrigan in Celtic myths was such a massive shitposter? Nobody loved her. So she did the thing that she knew how to do best. Shitpost reality and control the fate of fucking every Celt because they denied her the D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:04:45 2017 No.16801292 >>16801286 her personality*

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:05:49 2017 No.16801294

So evil girls, sub or dom in bed? Not relating to other aspects of their life of course, they're still evil and extremely powerful but she might have her kinks.

Does she let you take control during sex but reminds you that she's mealy letting you be on top because she enjoys it and could take back control at any moment? Or does she take the lead and dominate you gently while showering you with affection since you're the only person in the world she sees as anything more than a pawn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:06:10 2017 No.16801297 >>16801289 Don't pump and dump! That's the law. You dick her, marry her and then live a happy life together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:06:30 2017 No.16801299 >>16801286 Okay. So she fucks me, we enjoy the sex and walk away, she is still evil and everybody is happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:06:42 2017 No.16801300 >>16801291 Didn't my boy Cu 'Gay ball' 'Warp spasm' 'Fucks like a Dog' 'If your name is English my spears feeling tinglish' Cuhlain give her the D at one point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:06:49 2017 No.16801302 >>16801294 Dom Anyone who says sub doesn't like evil, it's just a maledomfag using the excuse to dom another girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:07:12 2017 No.16801303 >>16801294 Dom. Well I like them that way. Sub evil girls are just ew and disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:08:05 2017 No.16801306 >>16801294 >Or does she take the lead and dominate you gently while showering you with affection since you're the only person in the world she sees as anything more than a pawn? This is the only acceptable answer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:08:46 2017 No.16801308 >>16801299 3D mentality Next you will say is that you don't care if the girl you marry has fucked countless men through the years

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:08:56 2017 No.16801311

>>16801294
Switch, personally. While true that they'd naturally be dominating and would never wholly give up on that, they'd respect an ambitious man who could take charge as well, if not only so they could get him back tenfold later.
It depends on their ideology of 'evil' though, which is as others have mentioned actually just a different ideology instead of a black and white 'I want to hurt people grr' thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:10:00 2017 No.16801313 >>16801300 No, he refused her advances. The Morrigan is basically the Chaos God of Ireland, so dicking her would've been a very bad idea. But fuck me, the hips on her in Smite DEMANDS A BABY IN THERE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:10:04 2017 No.16801314 >>16801308 Nah I'm good.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:11:36 2017 No.16801317

>>16801302
>Anyone who says sub doesn't like evil
Oh come on, I prefer dom too but there's nothing wrong with an evil girl who likes to be on bottom.

She doesn't have to be blushing like a school girl and crying out like a japanese porn star but just letting you be on top because she prefers it that way and goading you into fucking her harder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:11:55 2017 No.16801320 >>16801313 Wait a minute Smite has Celtic pantheon now?! Holy shit they do holy fuck

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:12:19 2017 No.16801322
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I want to be captured and raped by an evil girl.who's in love with me. She'd try to deliberately get me addicted to her body in an attempt to break me into her slave, but never bother to ask or wonder if I already liked her. She'd get increasingly frustrated at her plans apparently failing again and again because I already love her so my behavior doesn't change.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:12:21 2017 No.16801323 >>16801317 Sub evil is like a dom kiki, just plain wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:13:02 2017 No.16801324 >>16801317 This Evil isn't so cut and dry as to provide that much of a template right down to sexual preferences

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:13:08 2017 No.16801326 >>16801317 Trash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:13:20 2017 No.16801328 >>16801320 Dude her fucking thighs man. She and Terra both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:13:36 2017 No.16801329 >>16801323 It's wrong, but it feels so good! Though I prefer my evil doms too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:13:44 2017 No.16801330 >>16801323 Dom kiki is the best, though. Just like an evil girl who's manipulating you from below. Like, for example, an evil kiki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:14:38 2017 No.16801332 >>16801317 I mean I think them being switch is fine, its hard for me to see them being fully sub but like you said there's nothing really wrong with it But, taste-wars gonna war

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:14:52 2017 No.16801333 >>16801330 That's called a dom bottom, not a sub

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:15:29 2017 No.16801334 >>16801323 Temptation and seduction paired with a come hither gesture or casting berserk on her partner seem viable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:15:54 2017 No.16801336 >>16801317 Heresy Evil girls are meant to be doms (sadism is optional)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:16:58 2017 No.16801341 >>16801333 I like the idea of dom bottom. Although it's trash when it escalates into "mindbreak" or "the guy being over the top with how rough he's being"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:18:29 2017 No.16801349 I want to go to the muscle farm and get cuddle by a group of muscle weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:18:53 2017 No.16801353 >>16801341 That's how 50% of the femdom doujins go, sadly

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:19:34 2017 No.16801356 >>16801341 I want an evil kiki to whisper evil suggestions into my ear while I have gentle slow sex in the missionary position with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:19:47 2017 No.16801358 >Evil girls 0/10 would purge

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:21:01 2017 No.16801361 >>16801353 Is a tragedy. Femdom is like an art that can be either done well or very wrong. >>16801356 That's pretty good anon. But what kind of evil things we talking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:21:03 2017 No.16801362 >>16801358 They are evil after all.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:22:16 2017 No.16801365

>>16801332
I think I'm probably leaning more towards a switch now I think about it.

Like passionate wrestle sex with lots of kissing, sometimes she might have a whim to let it finish with her on bottom or she might decide to stop holding back and use her powers to pin you to the bed and go all out with the femdom.
>>16801353
I'm really amazed there's no tag for femdom that stays femdom. Yuri fans got a "females only" tag due to so much stuff with a guy involved being tagged as yuri so femdom should get a "femdom only" tag to prevent getting baited in a similar way.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:27:57 2017 No.16801390

>>16801361
>Nudging me to hand out too harsh sentences in court cases in my county, particularly encouraging sentencing single men to the stocks for a long time
>Working towards opening a portal to the meat dimension
>Diverting funds away from the military
Now that I think about this, my kiki seems awfully slimy...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:29:23 2017 No.16801397 >>16801390 Are these references anon? Because I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:32:43 2017 No.16801411 >>16801397 No, she's just a Shog and preparing my county for an invasion by chaos girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:33:51 2017 No.16801419 >>16801411 Sounds like a noble goal and I hope the best luck in achieveing it.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:37:04 2017 No.16801431

>>16801419
I'll feel really betrayed when she unleashes her fellow chaos monsters on my dear subjects, though. I thought she loved me. That's why I made her my countess. Instead she was just manipulating me to gain power. I'm going to cry a lot once the attack begins, and more over her than my county being conquered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:37:20 2017 No.16801432 mirror mirror on the wall which monstergirl is the dorkiest of them all?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:37:56 2017 No.16801436 >>16801432 Fujo Nerdy Pudgu Succubus

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:38:38 2017 No.16801442 >>16801432 Crow Tengu with a proclivity for marginalia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:38:55 2017 No.16801443 >>16801436 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:39:46 2017 No.16801449 >>16801431 It's the price to pay. But it'll be worth it. And besides, not even the most evil of evil monster girls would love a man for power and not actually love him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:39:51 2017 No.16801450 File: 313 KB, 595x843, fujotsune.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801432 This one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:40:47 2017 No.16801456 >>16801436 >Fujo Nerdy Pudgu The holy trinity of garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:40:48 2017 No.16801457 >>16801443 I haven't been told to fuck off in ages. I can't even remember the last time. Thanks I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:41:32 2017 No.16801459 >>16798733 I do kinda want more monsters with non human colored skin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:42:02 2017 No.16801464 >>16801450 She looks cute, if bit thin.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:43:08 2017 No.16801468

>>16801449
It'll only be worth it if she works hard to win me back once she's made into the chaos satrap of my former county. She needs to rule from the dungeon she keeps me in and hug and kiss me all the time and swear that she really loved me and still does. I just have to accept the new order so we can be happy again together. One of those days I'll kiss her back and tearfully re-accept her love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:43:50 2017 No.16801473 File: 183 KB, 667x414, 143784385454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster Girl Pop Groups! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEoCQwsVQlU

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:44:18 2017 No.16801475 File: 571 KB, 1019x765, nagas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slayers has given me a new appreciation for dark mages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:45:45 2017 No.16801485 >>16801468 Sounds romantic and sad anon. I'm sure she will love you eternally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:45:46 2017 No.16801486 >>16801464 Rail-thin fujos are the best. You really have to handle her like a precious gemstone when you fulfill her yaoi fantasies by fucking her in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:46:03 2017 No.16801489 >>16800328 I'm more interested in monstergirls healing crippled men. After all, getting into a meaningful relationship if you don't have any legs or if you're blind is probably next to impossible when it comes to 3D human women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:46:52 2017 No.16801493 >>16801486 What you just described sounds like the opposite of "best."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:47:08 2017 No.16801497 >>16801475 They look nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:47:12 2017 No.16801499 >>16800328 mermaid blood, maybey

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:47:12 2017 No.16801500 >>16801456 I heard that if you waifu her you become some sort of trash god.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:47:38 2017 No.16801503 >>16801475 Naga is a treasure of the universe

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:47:53 2017 No.16801505 >>16801493 You're into rough sex? I like it gentle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:48:28 2017 No.16801506 >>16801500 Is that like an Ascended Frank Reynolds?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:49:40 2017 No.16801509 >>16801505 Not necessarily, but I like not having to worry about hurting them if things get frenetic. Also I'm not into rail-thin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:50:55 2017 No.16801513 >>16801509 what about 2d thin? like in flatland

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:52:06 2017 No.16801519 >>16801473 Human boy pop groups!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:52:09 2017 No.16801520

>>16801475
I want a clumsy not-really-mayadere dark mage to bring me on stupid adventures that she secretly thinks will impress me along with her 'legion of doom' which is just a bunch of her loser single friends that hang out at her swamp and drink beer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:52:50 2017 No.16801523 >>16801509 I really like them delicate and the rail-thinness adds to that. I'm a big strong powerlifter type so having a really delicate girl to fuss over and gently violate would be extra sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:52:53 2017 No.16801524 >>16801520 But is she still magically powerful?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:53:56 2017 No.16801526 Which MG would be the best to dance with? Bonus points if you are a good dancer as well. Sex on the dance floor doesn't count, that comes later that night. Prom with a Hellhound, get lost in the rhythm and each others eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:53:58 2017 No.16801527 >>16801524 Almost comically so. She's just a horrible planner. And actually just wants to impress me for some half-brained reason instead of just raping me or confessing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:54:37 2017 No.16801530 >>16801519 With a ton of monstergirl fangirls, clearly

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:55:07 2017 No.16801533 File: 872 KB, 399x530, 1491083242542.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no smug Monster Girl swordswoman who walks like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:56:08 2017 No.16801536 File: 456 KB, 600x750, hellhound48.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /hellhound/ here? http://imgur.com/a/sCgnI

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:57:12 2017 No.16801542 >>16801536 >2nd picture SHE HATES IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:58:33 2017 No.16801545 >>16801432 >dork Surely the answer is obvious

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:58:42 2017 No.16801546 >>16801536 ...I want a hellhound of the korgi subtype.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:58:59 2017 No.16801550 >>16801542 She seems kind of indifferent to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:59:14 2017 No.16801551 >>16801545 you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:59:14 2017 No.16801552 >>16801489 Monster Girls would fucking love cripple boys, you think they'd turn down a weak human boy begging for their protection? At least I hope so, I have a mild cripple thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:59:50 2017 No.16801557 >>16801536 >censored nipples This artist being that much of a jew still amazes me. He wants people to pay 40 bucks or so for an image set so they can see the uncensored nipples but for that much they could just commission an image of their choosing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:59:53 2017 No.16801560 >>16801526 I'd dance with my dragon. Learning might be difficult and I might step on her tail quite a few times, but boy once I learn how to do it it will be on the ground and on the air surrounded by flames.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:00:05 2017 No.16801561

>>16801536
I like their paw design, it's quite unique and really gives off that wolfu feel. That's just one reason I love the idea of Hellhounds in general, it's why they're my seconds favourite girl. I can imagine many fantasies of them.

Overall I'd say Hellhounds are personally a 9/10 for me. They aren't a 10/10 because they aren't my waifu's species but still a solid 9/10 perfection.

Sometimes though I feel as if Hellhounds are treated badly with the popularity they're given. Y'know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:00:25 2017 No.16801563 >>16801542 Save her anon! I'm just posting that link because some people were looking for those images without the big patreon bar in the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:01:13 2017 No.16801565 >>16801536 That second picture got me by surprise. She lookes pretty interested and surprised as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:01:40 2017 No.16801568 >>16801557 I just found them on the MGE wiki desu. There still could be a version without the pixelation; I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:03:15 2017 No.16801578 >>16801536 Would you take your waifu to the Tentacle forest and use the man-marionnette on her, /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:03:27 2017 No.16801579 >>16801533 At least Baikens milktanks got a boost.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:06:01 2017 No.16801590

>>16801561
>Sometimes though I feel as if Hellhounds are treated badly with the popularity they're given. Y'know?
I sort of get what you mean but I think out of all the girls with that level of popularity, Hellhounds have got the least bad stuff attached to them as a result.

Manticores got butchered for a while and Cheshire has had to deal with the whole meme thing but Hellhounds are relatively free from any nonsense like that.
>>16801568
Yeah it's not your fault, they're the only versions publicly available but unlike butter he's not popular enough for people to care about leaking his stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:09:08 2017 No.16801598 >>16801578 No.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:10:32 2017 No.16801605

>>16801590
I agree very heavily. But the only thing I hate about popular girls is their profile getting completely ignored a lot of the time, and this just bugs me. But it's not that big of a deal so I don't know why im worry. I'll just stick to imagining my fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:10:42 2017 No.16801606 >>16801578 I prefer the thought of using a tentacle potion at home and using them as fleshy bondage ropes while I stick my dick in her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:11:54 2017 No.16801610 >>16801475 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbfaF5otJv0 Taste most excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:11:55 2017 No.16801611 File: 292 KB, 1280x905, 00011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801590 I for one am ecstatic we have left the age of memecat and rightfully rekindled the age of Fat Cat Ass and facesitting from these smugsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:13:37 2017 No.16801618 >>16801561 My favorite girl is always changing, and I wish I was able to settle down on one, but hellhounds have always been in that top tier for me.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:14:11 2017 No.16801624

>>16801611
Yup, but the only problem now is. You've got much more to fear, think that noise upstairs was just the house settling? I hope you enjoy waking up to fat cat ass pushing your face into a pillow while you hear a Chesire's "ufufufufu" just before disappearing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:14:45 2017 No.16801628 >>16801450 >TFW you will never have a rose stem stuck up your urethra after days of manic, blood-drawing rut

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:15:34 2017 No.16801630 >>16801605 It doesn't always happen though. Sometimes even when a girl gets popular they're still played pretty straight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:16:01 2017 No.16801631 >>16801624 Joke's on her, her ass is actually my pillow.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:16:09 2017 No.16801632

>>16801618
Don't worry, she'll probably come to you one day. But yeah, Hellhounds have firmly been in my top 5 ever since I first saw them. I always imagined them being the kind of girl who could give me more of a "I belong to her as her fuck pet". And I like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:16:50 2017 No.16801635 >>16801610 That's a lotta ojou laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:17:11 2017 No.16801638 File: 842 KB, 1119x1330, tumblr_olyki0bpgD1tapa9jo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801624 Anon, if that were my 'alarm' every morning I'd be promoted in a month from how much positive energy I'd have going to work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:17:13 2017 No.16801639 >>16801630 No definitely not always. But it's just the kind of feel I get when I read stories about popular girls. Anyway it doesn't matter though.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:17:23 2017 No.16801640

>>16801590
The problem with... a lot of people here, really, is that they like a girl by appearance only.
Then, despite the fact that the species is just about exactly what they DON'T want personality-wise, they try to make them into their ideal girl.

Like people who aren't into sadists trying to waifu Manticores. They are 𝑐𝑟𝑢𝑒𝑙, it's one of the core descriptors for their personality.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:17:32 2017 No.16801642

>>16801605
True, I feel the one part of the Hellhound profile that tends to get ignored is the part where they're okay with you doing whatever to them until you're exhausted, they're switches but with a dominant streak.

I can totally see why some people ignore that part though, being a subslut for one is really tempting and the Hellhounds themselves don't mind.
>>16801611
>a cheshire will never wiggle her ass at you and ask you to spank her raw

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:18:09 2017 No.16801644 >>16801578 I'm up for just about anything with my waifu. So as long as she's comfortable with it, then yes, I'd take her the Tentacle Forest. Maybe we'll be one of the very few couples to make it to the center.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:18:21 2017 No.16801645 >>16801638 Chesire's are actually good girls who help anon's improve their lives and then marry them. It's

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:18:46 2017 No.16801646 >>16801642 I want a shortstack cheshire with a tremendous rear to wiggle her hips while she sits in my lap.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:19:57 2017 No.16801649

>>16801640
I made it a point to try and stay as close to the canon of the Demon as possible when thinking about my waifu. In truth, it was much more what was implied by their personality and behavior that attracted me to them than their physical appearance, not that that wasn't a huge part of it too.
It does get annoying as an observer to see some girls only liked for their appearance, but at the end of the day to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:20:37 2017 No.16801652 >>16801646 I want a highschool cheshire to get the crowded bus with me so we can tease each other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:21:00 2017 No.16801653 >>16801645 That's how I see it anyway. >>16801642 >>16801646 God dammit I got a NEED a NEED for FAT CHESHIRE BOOTY

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:21:05 2017 No.16801654

>>16801642
That's what I like about Hellhounds (sorry if it comes off as I'm just ignoring their profile. I really am not) is that although they're switches, they're still completely fine with it and will get revenge sex.

Although personally I'd prefer to just never attempt to dom a Hellhound if I had one, so she'd stay dom and she'd be ok with that, y'know what I'm saying?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:21:23 2017 No.16801655

>>16801632
One of the things that sort of separates hellhounds from the rest of the rape machines is that they know your limits, and they won't treat you carelessly, and I like that about them. Also, the idea of screwing a dog-like girl doggystyle just seems very appealing to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:21:34 2017 No.16801659 >>16801652 >Talking on the bus >Not just sleeping at the back >>16801653 Be sure to pinch it.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:22:38 2017 No.16801662

>>16801642
I always interpreted the part about Hellhounds being 'switches' was actually intended to say 'dont even try it, they're way too dominant to ever let you get away with it'. I find it curious so many people interpreted it the other way as if to say they encourage switching instead of just tolerating it as a challenge to get back to what they want to do, which is domming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:22:44 2017 No.16801663 >>16801635 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsNAwAzP0yQ He did an April fool one. It sums up the holiday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:23:04 2017 No.16801667 >>16801655 >know your limits, and they won't treat you carelessly I agree with you man and I think it sounds great but could you just elaborate on this a little more?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:23:33 2017 No.16801671

>>16801640
You can definitely see a lot of that in these threads. Some people do a full 180º on a girl's personality.
Even if you say something, there is a chance of them going "Oh, but KC said this and that." and like the other dude said to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:24:55 2017 No.16801678 >>16801662 And this is what I keep forgetting. This just sounds perfect but, like I said, I keep forgetting this fact.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:25:28 2017 No.16801680 >>16801659 >Cheshire decides to tease that cute boy from her class who sits at the back of the bus. >Winds up feeling incredibly comfy in his lap and falls asleep on the long bus ride home. And that's how anon got a cuddly lapcat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:26:02 2017 No.16801686 >>16801663 I didn't realize that it was an entire channel for ohohohohos. >Some are hentai. I'm gonna be busy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:27:06 2017 No.16801689 >>16801536 Shyhound is besthound. Second favorite MG after Succubi. Absolutely badass design yet can still be cute given the right situation/personality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:27:12 2017 No.16801690 >>16801680 Hnnnnng >"Mmf, yeah, yeah, I'll prank ya later, just stop being a dork and pet my head already~" Sounds comfy as hell especially when she starts giving him a kiss on the cheek before she gets off every afternoon

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:27:29 2017 No.16801692

>>16801662
It seems to me like what would happen is that yes, she would let you take charge for a bit.
All while taunting you and egging you on. "Is that all you've got? Do I need to take charge again?" etc.

And then once you're done, she wrests back control for round n+1.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:28:10 2017 No.16801694 >>16801655 >they know your limits, and they won't treat you carelessly [continued laughter]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:28:11 2017 No.16801695 >>16801680 That would be fantastic, especially during winter.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:28:13 2017 No.16801696

>>16801659
>Sleeping on the back of the bus
>Suddenly wake up to someone sitting besides you, it's a Highschool Cheshire using a skirt
>She looks at me in the eye and gives a gentle smile
>Unusual behavior from a Cheshire
>Look around and notice that there are many seats free
>Back at her and notice that the way she placed the bag on her lap actually lifted the side of her skirt a bit, letting me get an eyeful of her thighs
>She darts an eye back

It's time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:29:09 2017 No.16801700 >>16801671 I mostly just don't understand why they don't go for a girl whose personality they like. It's not like there's only a single species that's say, devoted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:29:26 2017 No.16801703 >>16801696 F-for?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:30:26 2017 No.16801711

>>16801692
Hellhounds are perfection for that. It's hard for me to explain like those other guys did.

But really I'd just want to try and dom my Hellhound if I had one, not doing it too hard and trying to stay very rational, only for her to flip it over and dom me hard. Either I way she'd love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:30:51 2017 No.16801714 >>16801560 Excellent taste. Not to mention dancing is in itself a form of courtship if done right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:31:30 2017 No.16801718 >>16801711 Honestly they'd probably find it cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:31:42 2017 No.16801719 File: 578 KB, 850x1201, Sample_9125e8607199bf99f69e63fe2ff1faff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801703 HOT CAT ASS

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:32:03 2017 No.16801721

>>16801667
That's just what it states in her profile. They lash out at you with their lust, but they're not careless about it. If your hellhound waifu sees that you've had enough, she'll ease up and treat you with care. Because to hellhounds, all humans are fragile creatures, and the last thing she wants to see happen is her one-and-only-male being hurt.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:32:43 2017 No.16801724

>>16801640
>Like people who aren't into sadists trying to waifu Manticores. They are 𝑐𝑟𝑢𝑒𝑙, it's one of the core descriptors for their personality.
That's what attracted me to Manticores.

I want one to pin me to the ground, whisper in my ear in a teasing and seductive voice that she wants to eat me after she's done with my body then proceed to rape me in the cowgirl position while digging her claws into my shoulder/occasionally pricking me with her tail.

Only after she's done with the rape does she cuddle up to me and laugh about me believing her lies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:33:21 2017 No.16801726 >>16801680 >>16801690 Sounds like she's got some weresheep in her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:34:37 2017 No.16801731 >>16801721 Probably up there with Dragon Zombies for "Monsters most likely to go apeshit when their man is threatened."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:34:37 2017 No.16801732 >>16801694 That's what it states in their profile. "They never treat men carelessly." Although, that could just be some pro-hellhound propaganda slipped in there by the hellhound that works at the publishing company!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:35:26 2017 No.16801736

>>16801718
Being cute is what I strive for, and having a Hellhound think that of me would be very nice indeed. I'm not a fan of domming really but trying to give gentle slow sex to one like that while she tells me "Is that all you've got?" sounds like a fantastic relationship.

>>16801721
And that's why they're my second favourite. Doms who actually love their pets very much.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:35:33 2017 No.16801738

>>16801690
>Anon was just trying to avoid attention at the back of the bus when the ojou-sama queen bee of the class came sashaying over with her massive ass barely covered by a too short skirt and panties that barely have enough fabric to cover her holes.
>She's got a huge smug grin on her face as she remarks that she's found a nice seat, turning around and making it very clear she's about to sit on his lap.
>Before he can move she brings her ass down and even grinds it a little before slowing down.
>The smug grin evaporates from her mouth as her ears start twitching lazily.
>"Oooh. That's. That actually really comfy."
>Anon can only watch in amazement as she starts slumping over until her right cheek is pressed up against his left cheek and she's looking at him half lidded.
>"I'll tease you... another time anon. Just. Just keep doing whatever it is you're doing to me."
>And with a cute yawn she fell asleep, leaving anon with a cuddly purring Cheshire in his lap all the way home.
>The next day at school, she dragged you to the front of the class, declared you her boyfriend, and kissed you full on the lips with tongue to the cheers of her posse.
>After that she let you move in with her to her family's manor on the condition that you let her cuddle up to you whenever she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:36:08 2017 No.16801742 >>16801732 >that could just be some X propaganda God damn I sure am sick to death of this meme. >haha let's just blow anything and everything about the profiles off it's juts propaganda lmaooo

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:36:20 2017 No.16801745

>>16801640
>Like people who aren't into sadists trying to waifu Manticores. They are 𝑐𝑟𝑢𝑒𝑙, it's one of the core descriptors for their personality.

"Cruel/sadistic" by MGE standards, which isn't much at all. Once you're past her initially making you think she is actually going to eat you it basically amounts to rough sex and using her venom on you.

The fact that they "almost" never speak of their true feelings can make them seem all the more special as waifus. That they guard their vaginas more than most monster girls also makes them oddly romantic in a sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:36:22 2017 No.16801746 >>16801686 You and me, brother, you and me.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:37:03 2017 No.16801751

>>16801703
>Straighten up my position because I'm fully awake now, showing her that I'm in
>With every bump that the bus makes I spread my legs a little bit more and lean back just a bit
>After a while my legs are completely latched onto hers and she can see bulge going due to my position
>Cheshire moves her tail to her hands, brushing it against my arms as she pretends not to notice anything
>Reach into my pocket and from there let her feel a bit of my hands on her thighs
>Both of us still pretending that nothing is happening

And then stuff happens

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:37:23 2017 No.16801752 >>16801724 Honestly the last line of the profile is the nail in the coffin for Manticores, for me. >That’s how much their husband and sex with him is special to them, >but they almost never speak of their true feelings. I couldn't handle it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:37:28 2017 No.16801754 >>16801695 >Anon and a Cheshire cuddled up on her bed. >Hands locked firmly together, her head nuzzling his, his dick lodged in her tight pussy and a day of slow warm cuddlesex ahead of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:37:43 2017 No.16801756 >>16801731 Rule number one, don't ever mess with a hellhound's husband. You'll either end up dead or get a small taste of what hell is like if you're lucky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:38:23 2017 No.16801759 >>16801742 You understand he was joking? Right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:38:45 2017 No.16801761 >>16801742 >getting this worked up over a little joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:40:00 2017 No.16801771 >>16801746 I do wonder why I'm so into Ojous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:40:54 2017 No.16801775 >>16801756 >some girl calls a Hellhound's little husband a Slut For Dogs while he was out shopping one day >She's now part of a werewolf pack thanks to the help of a Hellhound's friends Guess that girl realised that Dog Sluts are necessary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:40:59 2017 No.16801776 >>16801771 It's because you want a haughty rich girl to make you hers. You want her to love you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:41:04 2017 No.16801778 >>16801761 It keeps happening and it's gotten old.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:41:40 2017 No.16801779

>>16801738
The Lewdcute is off the charts
I am actually diamonds
I wonder how Anon will adjust to his new life as the class queen Chesh's boyfriend.
Probably with lots of her hiding the fact that she frustratingly can't seem to tease him too much because he makes her too damn comfy and mellow

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:41:46 2017 No.16801781 >>16801776 Yeah that makes complete sense. And I like dem drills and dem titties.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:42:44 2017 No.16801784
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>>16800368
>>16800394
>>16800436

You do realize that early on she might have to hold your hand and trace out what she wants while you learn how to sign language.

Of course maybe she'll insist this would be the best way to communicate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:42:47 2017 No.16801785 >>16801738 I'm actually saving this.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:42:50 2017 No.16801786

>>16801671
I quite enjoy the "exceptions to the rule" when it comes to aggressive MGs. Means more potential for cute romance and lovemaking.

I'd think setting also plays a big role. The true MGE world yeah, personalities probably don't change. But in a more modern day-world with how complex society is and with various upbringings, aggressiveness might be toned down.

Hey, it's a big world and taste is subjective. Spice of life.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:43:11 2017 No.16801789

>>16801752
That's part of what makes Manticores for me.

It would be the little things that they do that clue you in on how they feel, they're not the type to do a 30 minute speech about how they love you but they might show it in ways that you don't expect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:44:42 2017 No.16801795 >>16801738 I bet her friends wonder what she sees in him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:45:10 2017 No.16801797 >>16801784 Too cute anon. Why are disabled MGs so adorable? This kind of cute shouldn't even be legal.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:45:22 2017 No.16801799

>>16801779
>Tries to fluster anon with teasing wakeup blowjob
>Ends up lazily sucking on it while purring
>Tries to seduce anon giving him a lapdance while he's on the couch playing video games.
>Ends up in a cuddly hug instead.
>Tries to pin him down and roughly rape him like a proper monster should.
>Ends up having slow passionate cuddlesex while kissing his neck and purring.
Girls like her just can't beat the snug anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:45:46 2017 No.16801800 >>16801752 I prefer actions to words, anyway. There's a lot of ways to dote on someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:46:31 2017 No.16801803 >>16801795 Given they cheered when she claimed him I'd say that they were supporting her choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:47:26 2017 No.16801807 >>16801784 That's way too fucking cute and makes my chest feel funny just looking at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:48:26 2017 No.16801815 >>16801799 Why does all of that sound so absolutely perfect? Where can I find an MG like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:49:57 2017 No.16801821 >>16801784 Hnnnngh

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:50:33 2017 No.16801824 >>16801784 Well it's a good thing I already know how to sign, then! She'd be in for a shock if I walked into the orphanage, plopped down beside her, and started talking with her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:51:01 2017 No.16801826 >Melon is doing shit again Quick, I need ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:51:26 2017 No.16801828 >>16801663 I need a channel for Ara ara~'s

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:51:28 2017 No.16801829 >>16801815 Find a Cheshire raised with a Weresheep parent. Harems ain't all bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:52:28 2017 No.16801833 >>16801826 Melon's alive? I thought he was ded. I suggest cupid butt.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:52:28 2017 No.16801834

>>16801786
On the note of how things could change in the future, KC mentioned in a Q and A how once monster's become able to produce males this may lead to changing of monster personalities due to the monster parentage of a particular incubus (the examples included how a man who is the son of a weresheep could marry a devil and produce a daughter who behaves like a typical weresheep).

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:52:37 2017 No.16801835

>>16801799
Snug is his secret weapon against smug
>Anon is hanging with his friends at school
>"So dude, isn't it terrible living with her? She seems like she can be such a tease at school..."
>He explains its actually not that bad and that in reality she's quite a snug-
>Suddenly his girlfriend's paws are around his mouth as she pounces to his back, nervously grinning
>"Smug! Quite smug, I assure you, ohohoho! Anon here is probably trying to share my secrets, how sad that he thought I wouldn't find out, h-haha! L-looks like it's extra teasing for you when we get home, mister... in fact, looks like you need some right now!"
>Drags him off to the bathrooms, keeping him from saying anything
>Some of his buddies follow hoping to catch them in the act of some sexual teasing
>Instead when they peak in he's practically carrying her princess style and rocking her in his arms as she coos and drools on his shirt sleepily, groggily purring out 'I love you' and 'pwease let me sweep a bit longer...'
SNUG'D

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:52:46 2017 No.16801836 >>16801784 Latenight draws the cutest kikis. That's a fact.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:53:02 2017 No.16801838 >>16801815 Find a Cheshire who comes from a family of lapcats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:53:14 2017 No.16801839 >>16801799 10/10

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:54:39 2017 No.16801843

>>16801829
Not him but I don't know why the idea of a monster girl giving me lazy blowjob in the morning sounds so appealing. I can imagine my waifu doing that to me instead of usually taking a dominating serious role. And the cuddle sex with neck kissing/biting. Usually she'd just pin me and reverse mating press but I like the idea of having slow passionate cuddle sex with her softly nibbling my neck.

The lazy life is the lewdest somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:55:11 2017 No.16801845 >>16801833 According to his posts normies had him busy for a while, now that he's back I need 15 buck ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:56:12 2017 No.16801847 >>16801834 >Ushi-oni-descendant dormouse This is how the world ends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:57:24 2017 No.16801853 >>16801826 Automaton facesitting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:57:48 2017 No.16801856 weekend music time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1EYTZjhBuY

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:59:03 2017 No.16801861 >>16801845 I want to be selfish and suggest Anubis in a bunny girl outfit but who are your favourite monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:59:06 2017 No.16801862 >>16801738 >>16801799 >>16801835 Lapcat Cheshire, I will remember her as.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:59:24 2017 No.16801863 >>16801784 I am reminded of how Collette would sign out things on Lloyd's hand when she became mute in Tales of Symphonia. So cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:00:45 2017 No.16801867 File: 283 KB, 386x598, Girta 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801861 Girtablilu has a criminal lack of fan art!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:00:49 2017 No.16801868 >>16801862 But would said ojou keep herself in perfect shape or would her lazy lifestyle give her a plush figure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:01:50 2017 No.16801870 >>16801862 Don't you mean you'll remember her ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:02:01 2017 No.16801873 >>16801867 Something Girtablilu related would be wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:02:35 2017 No.16801876 >>16801856 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYmyXIDRYu0

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:04:43 2017 No.16801885

>>16801868
It may fluctuate a bit, but I figure most of it will just go to her ass since she'd be sitting it in his lap so damn much.
She'd be fine and work out and stay as she was when he's not around, but at home with him or when he's in contact with her she goes full lapcat lazy.
>>16801870
See, she's still got it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:06:50 2017 No.16801892 >>16801856 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:07:09 2017 No.16801895

>>16801714
I mean, dance is not really my stuff but dragons are so high and mighty I think dancing with one would be amazing and make them even more beautiful. Ancient dances that has been passed down and such, surrounded with fire both on the floor and the air, damn it would be amazing.

I would definitely go to balls just to show everyone our dance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:07:41 2017 No.16801898 >>16801885 A larger rear would be best for her, something that could be gripped, groped, and squeezed. to her husbands content while she naps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:08:13 2017 No.16801903 >>16801738 >Guy gives no fucks in public. >Gives plenty of fucks, literally and figuratively, when they are alone together. I can get behind that kind of couple dynamic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:09:37 2017 No.16801906 >>16801867 >>16801873 I second this

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:12:54 2017 No.16801914

>>16801898
>After being with him for a long time she kind of worries if she isn't hot enough, as though they have lots and lots of sex its always slow and cuddly and relaxing without too many occasions of him really going all in on her big cat ass
>Then one day as she's sleeping over his lap as per usual she wakes up but only just raises one eyebrow slightly
>To find him pinching, groping, fondling, squeezing, rubbing his face in, licking, biting, jiggling and wobbling her massive, barely contained in her skirt ass, hoping she won't notice his boner pressing intensely against her hip as he does so
>She purrs and gives a very tired whispered 'ohohoho~' to herself before falling asleep again
Now she'll put her plans in motion to one day be awake enough against him to really put her fantastic ass to good use. Training montage!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:16:09 2017 No.16801923 >>16801906 And if the artist wants a reference to better show how the human and scorpion half connect, here's a link to the extra art. http://mgewiki.com/w/Girtablilu

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:20:43 2017 No.16801935 >>16801834 Hmm, interesting. I wonder then if monster-born sons would have inherited traits from their mothers, even if only cosmetic like eye and/or hair color?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:22:54 2017 No.16801942 >>16801738 So would you say her ass put him to sleep? Eh?

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:24:00 2017 No.16801946

>>16801526
Wight would be excellent ball room partner, she may even had been there when they were first invented.
For less formal dances, I would like to dance with Satyros or Jiangshi. I assume tango will be popular among monster girls.
To have Hakutaku teach you to dance, as she naturally is master of any subject do not question her now huss, or take strict Griffon to her first slow dance in long, deep cut dress. Even giving old Inari a change to reminiscence her youth as radio plays silently on the background when you take her hand and just step back and forth on the room.
I don't know, I just enjoy dancing and want to make monster girls happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:24:41 2017 No.16801948 >>16801935 You can get narcolepsy from a dormouse mom. Bitches love narcolepsy.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:25:07 2017 No.16801949

>>16801935
Well one would assume at the very least they would inherit the traits given to an incubus who is married to a given monster, i.e. seeing in the dark, resistance to heat/cold, breathing underwater, etc. depending on his mother.

And if the abilities manage to carry on through generations you could get an incubus who has a bunch of such abilities thanks to his ancestors despite not having a harem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:25:48 2017 No.16801951 >>16801942 Anon, she's the one who fell asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:26:37 2017 No.16801953 >>16801799 >purring lazy blowjob Dear god I can only imagine what that would feel like

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:27:29 2017 No.16801955 >>16801949 Thus, the ascension of man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:28:15 2017 No.16801958 >>16801951 Oh. Well what makes a man more sleep-inducing and comfy to a catgirl than others?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:29:38 2017 No.16801963 >>16801895 Oh I don't doubt it, man. Carpe diem!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:31:10 2017 No.16801967 >>16801949 Right. Best of both worlds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:31:37 2017 No.16801969 >>16801935 Eye color already is a thing. Is the only thing that changes according to KC

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:32:23 2017 No.16801973 >>16801953 Wet with a slow gentle vibration. >>16801958 A denied attraction that built up over years of school until it couldn't be contained anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:34:54 2017 No.16801980 >>16801963 You too, fellow dancer.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:34:55 2017 No.16801981

>>16801973
Aha! And rather manifesting itself in rapey lewdness, it came out as feeling so comfortable and 'right' when laying against him that her body does everything it can to relax her and keep her snuggled up? I can see it. A pleasant mutation of Mamono.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:39:19 2017 No.16801994

>>16801973
>Wet with a slow gentle vibration
Just thinking of looking down as I wake up and seeing her there, purple bangs around her pretty eyes as they look up, cheek rested on one palm while my dick is in her lips getting sucked like a popsicle, vibrating purring all around it, with her tail lazily swishing back and forth over her prominent ass propped up behind her body...
Well, its a good thing to imagine going to bed, I'll say that much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:48:26 2017 No.16802014 >>16801994 Open the portal already!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:50:02 2017 No.16802022 >>16801994 Don't forget the post blowjob shower anon. How would you react to her holding you close and telling you "I never want this to end."

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:56:18 2017 No.16802046

>>16802022
I'd put my arms around her, tilting her head up to look in her eyes before kissing her softly, only just running my tongue over her lips while one hand runs down the small of her back to slowly curve over her ass.
Then break the kiss and whisper to her that it never has to.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:01:19 2017 No.16802062

>>16801946
>Old Inari, a matriarch of the family, having ruled it for centuries and finally having step down, passing the role for her daughters, sitting on the veranda, idly staring at the garden
>Now she lives alone on the old family house
>Wistful music plays on the background, from her younger years
>She sighs, placing down her tea
>Her butler, old as well having served her all his life, like his father and his father.
>A mere blink for her existence, but as important as all of them.
>"Mi'lady?"
>"Dance with me." She says with weary, yet imposing voice
>"Always."
>He takes her hand and helps her up, enfolding his arm around her waist
>They dance silently, leaning into each others
>"You have grown old."
>"Curses of the humanity, Mi'lady."
>"Soon you will past away."
>"All things must, Mi'lady."
>"I grow weary. This will be my last century."
>"Nonsense, Mi'lady. You have lot to live for."
>"I have grown tired of losing those I love. You'll be last one I dance like this with."
>"...Thank you, Mi'lady"
>They dance together, soft music playing in distance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:05:07 2017 No.16802071 >>16802062 Now that's a pleasant little melancholy there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:07:28 2017 No.16802082 >>16802062 >I have grown tired of losing those I love. Her husband would simply incubize and align his rate if aging with hers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:07:31 2017 No.16802083 >>16802062 It sads so good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:07:53 2017 No.16802085 >>16802062 This gets deeper and sadder when you realize she has daughters but the one she's dancing with is just her butler, 'like his father and his father'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:08:36 2017 No.16802087 >>16802082 Doesn't have to be MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:09:24 2017 No.16802090 >>16802062 >and then they fucked, and her demonic energy mixed with his mana to rejuvenate and turn both of them into hard-bodied muscle-wizards who roamed the land to bring furious justice and impeccable wrestling moves into the homes of the wicked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:11:15 2017 No.16802096 >>16802085 Imagine how it would feel for an Inari who had lived since before the current DL took over, before they could ensure their husbands lived as long as they did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:11:27 2017 No.16802098 File: 413 KB, 859x812, 1490320008143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802087 Don't give that, you were clearly talking about MGE girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:13:14 2017 No.16802104 >>16802098 Who's you? I didn't write it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:13:57 2017 No.16802109 >>16802090 Oh the wonders of mamono mana and its eternal happiness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:14:41 2017 No.16802112 >>16802090 >wanting a used goods hag

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:14:59 2017 No.16802113 >>16802098 >Mofu yakuza and Grand Mofu >STILL no fucking stories of them Who do I have to cut the ring finger off of

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:16:05 2017 No.16802116 File: 416 KB, 1053x731, 1485490001403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802098 >you will never get That Look from a kyuubi kitsune >>16802113 Where do you think they came from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:17:52 2017 No.16802121 >>16802098 Why did that Mofu hit the other Mofu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:18:05 2017 No.16802122 >>16802116 I know who they came from but I don't believe in them

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:20:35 2017 No.16802128 >>16802113 Wat? Someone was writing a story about being in the mofu yakuza. He hasn't updated it in months though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:20:44 2017 No.16802130 >>16802121 Probably tried to out smug the boss

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:21:46 2017 No.16802133 >>16801835 So what happens if her friends find her being snugged?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:22:28 2017 No.16802137 >>16802130 That's rude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:23:21 2017 No.16802142 >>16802121 Mofu is serious business. Take that lightly and they will slap your mofu off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:27:25 2017 No.16802161 so what happens to mentally retarded girls that get turned into monstergirls does the transformation cure them of their retardation or do they just become retarded monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:28:11 2017 No.16802168 >>16802161 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:29:24 2017 No.16802173 >>16802161 They begin cross-dimensionally shitposting on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:29:27 2017 No.16802174 >>16802161 Mamono mana cures it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:29:40 2017 No.16802176 >>16802116 Old hags!

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:35:37 2017 No.16802198

>>16802133
>Ojou Cheshire's friends- a gyaru March Hare, a preppy Kobold and an aloof Jabberwock- find out that Chesh has taken her boyfriend out behind the bleachers
>Anticipating an opportunity to join in on the teasing, they swing around after school to the rapeball field, snickering to each other what they think they'll find when they walk in on the young lovebirds
>"I bet she's, like, totally got him pinned against the wall with her ass while she sucks his cock, hehe!"
>"Noo, she's probably just forcing him to kiss her feet but nothing too sexual, that's how she teases~"
>"...I dunno. Does it matter?"
>Finally reach the bleachers and sneak around to the usual spot where boys get dragged when they get taken behind the bleachers
>Only to find Chesh, the haughty, rich, tease extraordinaire, curled up in Anon's lap, purring and mewling like a baby kitten, almost looking like she's crying from how comfortable she is as Anon strokes her back in slow rhythmic motions, occasionally stopping to lightly pat her huge round bottom or scritch behind her ears, drawing out cute little moans from her
>"Nyaaaah... just five more minutes, baby... pwease pet my lower back again... I wuv you..."
>Posse freezes in shock, Anon seeing them and panicking himself, but quickly miming a 'SHH' with his finger as Chesh hasn't noticed them yet
>They take the hint and scurry off as quietly as possible, scampering back across the rapeball field back towards school
>"...that looked really nice..."
>"Yeah it did"
>"I kind of want that..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:36:12 2017 No.16802200 Which monster girls would unabashedly be racist against minorities?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:37:03 2017 No.16802206 >>16802200 Obligatory Trumpart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:38:20 2017 No.16802211 >>16802200 hellhounds would blend in well with minorites

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:40:11 2017 No.16802218 >>16802200 All the ones from Zipland and the Mist Continent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:40:33 2017 No.16802220 >>16802200 What minorities?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:40:37 2017 No.16802221 File: 2.92 MB, 960x540, YUKI.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you feel a chill? The fog is rolling in...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:40:55 2017 No.16802224 >over 500 new posts every single night How the fuck am I supposed to stay up on the threads and the latest shitposting topics?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:41:09 2017 No.16802227 >>16802220 blacks mostly

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:41:34 2017 No.16802228 >>16802211 Rude

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:43:14 2017 No.16802234 >>16802200 Dragons. Would still waifu though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:43:59 2017 No.16802239 >>16802228 It's true.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:45:28 2017 No.16802243

>>16802200
Vampires are basically that. Actually, weirdly enough, they have a legitimate genetic reason for it. If they have a kid with a human and not an incubus, that kid will end up with a Freudian lust with all the irrational hatred of their mother that would imply. They NEED that elitism to survive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:45:55 2017 No.16802246 >>16802221 Yukis a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:48:45 2017 No.16802258 >>16802243 Dhampirs do nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:49:54 2017 No.16802260 File: 2.36 MB, 541x304, 4b2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802246 They make for some smug closet perverts, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:51:13 2017 No.16802264 >>16802220 Canadians, mainly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:51:24 2017 No.16802265 >>16802260 I want her to laugh at my bad puns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:51:52 2017 No.16802269 File: 610 KB, 850x804, why this feels pretty comfy she purrs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16801738

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:52:26 2017 No.16802273 >>16802264 Well that's just rude, eh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:52:30 2017 No.16802274 >>16802258 Dhampirs are so repressed and normal-looking, they could be Order Paladins without anyone noticing!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:52:36 2017 No.16802277 I want to romance Razgriz!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:53:42 2017 No.16802283 >>16802269 Comfiest Ojou

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:53:43 2017 No.16802284 >>16802269 Latenight strikes again!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:53:49 2017 No.16802285 >>16802274 I bet they'd do that to find a nice guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:53:52 2017 No.16802286 >>16802200 If you mean human minorities, there are no such. Only two major races. Unless you headcanon them in our world, which I don't see why would you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:54:21 2017 No.16802289 >>16802269 Ho ho ho >those huge hammy thighs Oh dayum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:55:45 2017 No.16802296 I want to fuck a Dragon with a Kansai accent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:57:20 2017 No.16802297 >>16802296 An accent isn't a physical thing you can fuck anybody with anon, let alone a Dragon. That's silly!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:58:03 2017 No.16802300 >>16802274 You can identify them by the chuuni. Filthy chuunis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:59:17 2017 No.16802303 >>16802297 You can put a speaker in a dildo and use that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 20:59:18 2017 No.16802304 >>16802286 Only Whites and Asians in KC canon, huh? I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:00:19 2017 No.16802307 >>16802269 Fuck yeah, mission accomplished

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:00:57 2017 No.16802308 >>16802296 I can't get aroused by Wights unless they have a French accent.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:01:07 2017 No.16802309

>>16802300
> Implying a Chuunipire sounds any different from a Chuunidin

With all the shouts of "Slay the filthy vampire pretending to be a human noble," "Pure human boys should stand back; I'll handle this," and the tried and true "DEUS VAULT" she copied from the others without understanding, I doubt anyone could really notice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:01:27 2017 No.16802310 >>16802269 SNUG'D

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:01:57 2017 No.16802312 >>16802304 As it should be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:05:24 2017 No.16802318 >>16802308 German Wights are better.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:06:52 2017 No.16802323

>>16802310
Man, MGC AVs and doujins would be amazing.

> starts off with some humanboy being interviewed on a bed
> partner walk in on the scene, said boy looks somewhere between slightly frightened or ecstatic at their appearance
> girl proceeds to violate him every which way, the camera diligent to try and keep every detail in focus
> scene ends with him a mess doing peace signs with a dopy smile

Course, some tanuki probably tricked 'em in to doing it. Probably said she'd pay him for an easy job or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:07:31 2017 No.16802325 >>16802309 Y'know, from the sounds of it, the two may inadvertently end up teaming up against Mompire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:07:50 2017 No.16802326 >>16802323 Technically, it should be the Mofu yakuza the one behind it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:08:06 2017 No.16802327 >>16802318 >German Wights Talk about shit taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:08:12 2017 No.16802328 >>16802269 And thus Lapcat and Snuganon are immortalized. Praise Latenight!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:08:45 2017 No.16802330 >>16802318 >>16802308 >not superior Russian Wights

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:08:59 2017 No.16802331 >>16802326 They're definitely not the only hands in the business. It's a big industry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:09:39 2017 No.16802332 >>16802323 >> scene ends with him a mess doing peace signs with a dopy smile This always sounds fucking retarded when it's a guy doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:09:44 2017 No.16802333 >>16802325 Only if the 'din carries a whip

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:12:52 2017 No.16802344 >>16802332 Just because you're not used to it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:13:14 2017 No.16802346 >>16802330 >Russians >Having wealth

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:13:47 2017 No.16802347 >>16802332 And thus we understand how weird it must sound 3dpd. Whatever, people like it and it sells copies with it on the cover images!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:15:30 2017 No.16802356 Snugged sounds like a shitty pornography magazine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:17:57 2017 No.16802362 >>16802356 Just put that in all caps and you have it. Like Beefed, Clopped, Horned, Stomped and the like.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:18:05 2017 No.16802363

>>16802346
> judging wealth through materialism
> not enjoying the respect Comrade Wight commands in her peers
> not respecting the position she has earned among them
> not enjoying the opulent manor that the others insist she resides in
> "for the future of the undead realm, of course!"

Even in MGE, the communist paradise is corrupted by the privileged and powerful few.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:19:03 2017 No.16802365 >>16802269 >Highschool cheshire is a thing My dick has transcended.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:20:19 2017 No.16802368 >>16802310 >Succubi protesting Snug'd videos claiming it's corrupting the youth, and not in the good way

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:23:16 2017 No.16802377 >>16802330 >>16802318 Well, I mean, Wights aren't even my waifu. They should've been but destiny had other plans,

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:23:23 2017 No.16802378 >>16802363 Communism always has and always will be shit.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:23:49 2017 No.16802380

>>16802368
> They're doing it because their husbands started expressing a desire to "try something they saw online," and that degree of comfy is new and uncomfortable for them
> The concept of cuddles was never shown to them by momsters who insisted on all rape all the time

It's kinda sad honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:24:24 2017 No.16802383 >>16802362 >Stomped >Horned What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:26:20 2017 No.16802387 >>16802383 You know, magazines from MGC

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:26:51 2017 No.16802391 >>16802383 Any porn vid that has Stomp in the title should be avoided at all costs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:28:06 2017 No.16802397 >>16802380 >They blame the Serial Hugger on Snug'D

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:28:47 2017 No.16802400 >>16802387 They sound stupid.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:29:03 2017 No.16802402
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>>16802200
For some reason I could see Anubutts being the racist ones.

>>16802264
Are you the one who always gets mad about Canadian monster girls being posted?

>>16802269
C-Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:29:42 2017 No.16802406 >>16802269 Cheshire is still shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:30:26 2017 No.16802409 >>16802400 Most of them do.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:32:01 2017 No.16802414

>>16802383
At a guess?
Stomped caters to the supposed fetishes of Oomukade and the like. Bullying, name calling, general abusive stuff. In reality, it sells best to 'noble' type MGs who have a thing for getting overthrown by small, weak humans.
Horned is rather more simple. They depict a lot of images of horns being used as handlebars for 'fun,' and sell horn covers that either look cute or offer better grip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:32:11 2017 No.16802415 >>16802363 >Commie Wight Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:32:19 2017 No.16802416 >>16802380 >Rebellious youth gather at cuddle parties where they hardly fuck at all with their significant other and just get snug >Monstergirl parents furious

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:32:51 2017 No.16802418 >>16802400 They're not really meant to be taken too seriously

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:39:00 2017 No.16802442 >>16802368 >Succubi protest Snug'd videos until they end up trying it for themselves. >A new revolution in MGC is born.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:41:29 2017 No.16802457 File: 1.01 MB, 1970x1130, yeti daki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802416 This is the face of the enemy, arrest this filthy pervert

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:41:46 2017 No.16802458 >An ancient Kitsune and her husband have fun by pretending to be high school students and enrolling themselves in their daughters' schools under fake names >Occasionally they slip up and correct the history teacher

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:43:25 2017 No.16802467 >>16802458 There better be super lame dad jokes, or I'm not buyin

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:43:29 2017 No.16802468 >>16802457 It's the terrible person Yeti! Oh god, it's all making sense... WE WERE SET UP https://youtu.be/rpwL6BxHfa8

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:43:40 2017 No.16802469 >>16801079 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4VvRWTD3Ok That was pretty cute, I liked it. It was pretty funny how she was taught to "get the bad energy out". I'm not one to give writing advice, so I'll just say keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:44:08 2017 No.16802471 >>16802458 Imagine a class full of parents pretending to be normal students.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:45:16 2017 No.16802474 >>16802471 How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:48:37 2017 No.16802488 >>16802474 All of us, sir, you hired our whole family. The Asshole clan - Major, Minor, Huge, That, This, and the clan head, Raging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:48:51 2017 No.16802491 >>16802474 yo

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:51:24 2017 No.16802497 >>16802458 >How do you do fellow kids

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:52:34 2017 No.16802499 >>16802471 Imagine the paladin scout that has to return and report these findings to his C.O. > Well? What were the devious fiends up to? > A, uh... an assignment of cleaning duties, sir...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:52:50 2017 No.16802500 >>16802488 >>16802491 ...Keep firing, Assholes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:57:47 2017 No.16802518 >>16801079 That penguin Harpy sounds like she was a hair trigger away from lactating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 21:58:33 2017 No.16802521 >>16802363 >Communism It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:02:15 2017 No.16802538 >>16802518 Would be cute to hear her explain it as some 'healing ritual' thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:03:30 2017 No.16802544 >>16800682 >draw a perfect female body >add a cock the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:04:20 2017 No.16802549 >>16802544 Closeted homosexuals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:07:40 2017 No.16802560 >>16802406 Well that's like your opinion, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:10:19 2017 No.16802565 >>16802560 It's true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:14:01 2017 No.16802580 >>16802549 Dayum shame, because that cat got a perfect face sitting booty

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:15:16 2017 No.16802583 >>16802346 You can't honestly tell me you wouldn't an Anastasia Wight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:16:08 2017 No.16802584 File: 90 KB, 682x966, C8X4H4NXgAAgHWh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone order a gremlin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:16:51 2017 No.16802590 >>16802584 now that's more my style

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:17:25 2017 No.16802595 >>16802584 Are you sure that isn't a cow?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:19:01 2017 No.16802603 >>16802584 I'm gonna go with yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:20:03 2017 No.16802608 >>16802584 I don't like gremlins that much, but her serious face and nice chest sure got me going.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:22:04 2017 No.16802614 >>16802583 I do think russian accents are sexy on women

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:23:03 2017 No.16802619 File: 182 KB, 600x800, invisibutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:23:36 2017 No.16802625 >>16802584 >"Should a build a bra attached to a vibrator that ups the speed when my breasts wobble? Hmm..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:24:28 2017 No.16802630 >>16802619 Hoo baby, you can see right through that skirt!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:26:26 2017 No.16802636 >>16802619 I want her to give me a naked lapdance in public. No one will ever know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:27:11 2017 No.16802640 >>16802584 You got an addiction to buttfangs, Naav. An addiction I would gladly encourage you to keep having.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:30:32 2017 No.16802645 >>16802584 I love the chaps they wear gotdayum

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:33:45 2017 No.16802651 >>16802636 Neither will you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:36:04 2017 No.16802654 >>16802651 Invisible need not equal intangible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:38:05 2017 No.16802658 >>16802654 Unless you got your dick out or are fixing to get weirdly hands-on with the air in front of your dick, you won't exactly get the same experience as you would with a typical lap dance

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:38:49 2017 No.16802662 >>16802651 >Hover lapdance >Nerdy Monstergirls make it awkward for prudes and lewds alike

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:41:06 2017 No.16802668 Always be nice to Liches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:42:15 2017 No.16802672 >>16802658 You don't need to use your hands to get a lapdance, what are you on about? Shit, at some strip clubs you're not allowed to

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:44:39 2017 No.16802674 >>16802672 I'm not saying a typical lapdance involves using your hands, I'm saying she's fucking invisible so the lapdance would be basically nothing unless you used your hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:45:00 2017 No.16802677 >>16802668 As long as they don't bully themselves or try to experiment on me they should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:45:13 2017 No.16802678 >>16802584 Holy shit yes. Though I always imagined the gloves (and boots) were connected to those hexagonal bracelet things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:46:39 2017 No.16802680 >>16802668 What if they want me to bully them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:46:48 2017 No.16802681 >>16802674 You don;t know what a lapdance is do you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:47:15 2017 No.16802683 >>16802680 As long as it's loving then it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:48:51 2017 No.16802686 >>16802674 I think you may be thinking of something else?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:49:20 2017 No.16802687 >>16802668 No, they're fucking losers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:49:40 2017 No.16802691 >>16802683 I like Liches anyway, so I'd rather not. But, what if they're really masochistic and want me to bully them in a non-loving manner?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:51:33 2017 No.16802695 >>16802687 Do not insult Liches, you'll regret it. >>16802691 Then as long as you don't go too far it should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:53:12 2017 No.16802701 >>16802695 No, she's a dumb rotty corpse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:54:45 2017 No.16802704 >>16802701 You'd regret saying all those things when she summons a bunch of zombies to rape you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:55:30 2017 No.16802705 >>16802695 >Do not insult Liches, you'll regret it. I've met zombies who were better at setting up controls for expirements

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 22:56:52 2017 No.16802707 >>16802704 I'll push them over and mess up her dresser.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:04:20 2017 No.16802725

>>16802668
This one fantasy I had involved being friends with a cute but weird human girl practicing magic, and she accidentally turned herself into a Lich.
I'd be distraught initially because I thought she just up and killed herself, but then relieved after she rose and embraced me.
What I'm saying is yes, I would always be nice to them given the chance, as long as I'm not their guinea pig.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:06:57 2017 No.16802731 >/a/ has flags now RIP

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:08:10 2017 No.16802735 >>16802731 Not /a/, /spa/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:08:42 2017 No.16802738 >>16802735 Should've called it /asp/ for maximum rectal devastation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:08:43 2017 No.16802739 >>16802731 It's April 1st

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:09:58 2017 No.16802744 What monster girls would most like uncut penises? What monster girls would most like cut penises?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:10:48 2017 No.16802747 >>16802744 >What monster girls would most like uncut penises? All of them >What monster girls would most like cut penises? All of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:11:03 2017 No.16802749 >>16802744 Every girl. Every girl and Tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:12:40 2017 No.16802756 >>16802744 All of them except tanuki Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:14:01 2017 No.16802762 >>16802749 Would a Tanuki bite your foreskin off to make sure it doesn't hinder your cock's semen output? Because they are known to be greedy. Would she also horde that foreskin? Perhaps make it a necklace?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:15:52 2017 No.16802768 >>16802744 Is this a troll? Circumcision is one of the best baits to bring in /pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:16:14 2017 No.16802770 >>16802744 DE can fix it, so the later don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:16:28 2017 No.16802772 >>16802744 Mamono mana would most likely regenerates wounds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:16:36 2017 No.16802773 >>16802762 That doesn't sound nice. Tanukis may have gotten my foreskin, but they will never have my heart! I don't know why I dislike them so much. It's not even because of the jew meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:17:33 2017 No.16802778 File: 114 KB, 344x456, ILL NATURED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802773

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:17:49 2017 No.16802779 >>16802772 I hope so ;-; >>16802744 please stop this

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:17:51 2017 No.16802780 [DELETED]

>>16802762
>Honey, this is really weird
>"Nonsense, you don't have any use for it anymore!"
>But wearing a dried out foreskin as a bracelet is fucking weird
>"Look, all tanuki do it. You're complaining more than when I bit it off."
>Because I was screaming in pain!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:18:26 2017 No.16802781 >>16802773 That's basically how I feel as well. I'm not sure why, but there's something I find inherently unlikable about Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:18:33 2017 No.16802782 >>16802762 my dude can you not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:19:24 2017 No.16802784 >>16802768 Are you feeling inadequate about your dick, anon? Monster girls wouldn't care about something so trivial. ...Right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:19:56 2017 No.16802787 >>16802773 They're shifty, greedy, backstabbing, blackmailing, bastards?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:20:05 2017 No.16802788 >>16802781 Well I guess it would be just something I have in common with my waifu. No wonder our safe word is Tanuki.

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:22:23 2017 No.16802795 [DELETED]

>>16802779
>>16802780
>>16802782
What if the Tanuki had a Hikaru Genji plan, where she grabbed a human from infancy with the notion of marrying him when he gets older? She would surely bite his foreskin off, as is tradition.

Or are you saying Tanuki's don't have a right to their religious beliefs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:25:21 2017 No.16802803 >>16802704 >summons a bunch of zombies to rape you. Won't that cause more people to bully her after hearing about this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:26:37 2017 No.16802807 >>16802803 >The zombies bully her for not being able to hold out for herself

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:27:00 2017 No.16802808 [DELETED]

>>16802784
>>16802762
You do know circumscision is literally half judaism practice, half demonic ritual which is scientifically proven to damage newborns' mental health due to the pain involved, both reasons stemming from jews, right? Well, now you know.

You think I'm kidding, but I ain't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:28:15 2017 No.16802812 >>16802807 Is it bullying, or just concerned lecturing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:29:35 2017 No.16802820 >>16802812 A bit of both. Then they will go back top rest or rape some cute boys as Lich has to face Smug Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:29:56 2017 No.16802822 >>16802803 Yeah, she cant even rape a boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:29:58 2017 No.16802823 >>16802808 Posts were deleted because of the sensitive jews that frequent this thread. They're out in the open now, boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:30:02 2017 No.16802825 File: 488 KB, 898x1540, IMG_2245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I leave you fuckers alone for an hour and this is what happens? Can't we discuss something pleasant? Like the virtues of dark cow mages?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:32:50 2017 No.16802836 >>16802825 No, we have to talk about how jewish monster girls are ruining society. By being cock biters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:33:44 2017 No.16802839 >>16802825 Giver her some short red hair and I'll gladly relieve that milky mage of her bounty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:36:57 2017 No.16802855 >>16802825 What flavor is their milk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:37:14 2017 No.16802857 File: 64 KB, 416x608, sips tea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ doesn't even need to merge with other boards to shitpost about off topic things. So this is the power of Monstergirls...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:38:01 2017 No.16802862 >>16802825 Take a closer look at them fuckin thighs You could land a plane on em

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:38:16 2017 No.16802864 >>16802855 Human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:39:58 2017 No.16802867 >>16802855 Like a mixture of concentrated mana and Holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:41:58 2017 No.16802877 >>16802857 People here are just not intelligent enough to deserve monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:43:21 2017 No.16802883 >>16802877 >tfw too intelligent to deserve monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:44:27 2017 No.16802887 >>16802877 That and other reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:47:21 2017 No.16802897 File: 566 KB, 800x1067, 62174650_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:47:25 2017 No.16802898 File: 119 KB, 1071x1000, 1459881417774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802877 >>16802883 >tfw too intelligent to speak in sentences logical

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:49:40 2017 No.16802902 I'm mad, I wish monster girls were real right now so I would stop being so mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:50:23 2017 No.16802905 >>16802877 Well in my case it's mostly because I'm generally a horrible person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:52:13 2017 No.16802913 >>16802897 Gonna pat her head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:55:47 2017 No.16802925 >>16802902 Why are you mad, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:58:07 2017 No.16802934 >>16802913 It does look very fluffy >>16802925 I'm guessing it's because Adult Swim trolled us hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:58:09 2017 No.16802935 >>16802925 Samurai Jack got bumped to next week for four fucking hours of the same Rick and Morty episode.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 23:58:29 2017 No.16802938 File: 561 KB, 1000x1420, 1486539575198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802902 Silly Mastah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:00:00 2017 No.16802945 >>16802934 She's got fluffy hair and a sparky tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:01:18 2017 No.16802951 >>16802938 If I told a Shog that I don't want her replacing anything in my house or turning me into a slime person would she listen?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:01:32 2017 No.16802952

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be careful of dates on the first of april, you may have some tomboyish succubi take you out for beer and hotwings Only to reveal she's an ultra busty lilim and not some alp you silly goose!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:04:01 2017 No.16802962 >>16802952 I wanted an alp though. How could this happen to me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:04:48 2017 No.16802966 >>16802962 The answer is you weren't paying attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:05:54 2017 No.16802970 >>16801980 Well, I wouldn't call myself a good dancer, but I'm not afraid to cut loose if a good song comes on, especially at con dances with my friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:05:54 2017 No.16802971 >>16802966 What type of lilim would she be anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:06:32 2017 No.16802972 >>16802938 >Mastah How come threadcanon maids speak like old fashioned black maids?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:07:16 2017 No.16802974 >>16802972 What do you think shogs are based on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:07:53 2017 No.16802976 File: 350 KB, 500x750, tumblr_inline_ol8rp2H9Cg1qgr4vk_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802951 ＳＩＬＬＹＭＡＳＴＡＨ >>16802972 I dunno, I wasn't around when the meme developed

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:09:06 2017 No.16802980 >>16802971 Take a cheshire and make it a lilim. >>16802972 Japanese folks say -er like -ah. And black maid would be Massah

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:10:00 2017 No.16802987 >>16802980 Oh, I guess we would be great friends then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:11:05 2017 No.16802993 >>16802269 Simply superb, mate! I feel like we need a full story now.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:14:08 2017 No.16802999

>>16802993
While I like 'And the ojou liked him so much he got to move in with her in her super rich mansion' because it feels good and rewarding from a self-insert perspective, I always have trouble reconciling it logically. Was the high school boy homeless? Living entirely on his own? His parents got bought out or something? Or they just don't care that he's moving into a woman's house? I guess I can kinda see that last one in a Monstergirl society, especially if he was an adopt in a Monstergirl family and they wanted him to get a jumpstart on his sex life or something, but still.
Nevertheless it was some enjoyable greentextin'. Really spurred my loins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:19:26 2017 No.16803010 >>16802999 Well maybe you get to imagine a cute Cheshire Ojou trying to convince her boyfriend's parents to let him move in with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:21:23 2017 No.16803014 >>16802976 See, this is why I don't trust Shoggoths.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:21:29 2017 No.16803016

>Your Kikimora maid alters her clothes to retain the same basic shape and design while each also incorporates a different exceedingly lewd feature
>One leaves her breasts on display
>Another is a pencil skirt that leaves her butt on display
>A third features a gap in the front of the dress that allows it to flutter and flow around her now bare legs when she walks, both accentuating them and letting you view her pussy
>A fourth has been made tight around the midsection and shortended so much that it doesn't even cover half of her ass
>Yet another has been entirely replaced by a tight fitting latex duplicate
>She's only left one normal so she has something to wear in public or in front of guests
>She uses a different dress to tempt you to the fullest every single day while also pretending to simply be going about her business as normal

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:22:15 2017 No.16803020

>>16802999
I don't remember either. Could be like a lot of anime settings where the MC's parents are either constantly working or living out of the country and he's on his own with a monthly stipend.

He comes across as a bit of a lone wolf to me, aloof and stoic, perhaps with a small but tight circle of friends.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:24:24 2017 No.16803023

>>16803010
>"I don't know, miss... Anon is only 16 years old, he still needs time at home to learn some important life skills and-"
>"I will pay you two-hundred thousand dollars to let him officially move into my house for the remainder of high school."
>"Now son, there comes a time in every man's life when he must move on and strike out in the world..."
>Lapcat ohohoing all the way back home while hanging off of Anon's arm as he walks in a daze, her butlers carrying his bags behind them
>"See? That wasn't so hard, nyohohoho~... Yaaawn, hows about a nice nap when we get back to my room, roommate?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:24:52 2017 No.16803024 >>16803023 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:25:40 2017 No.16803026 >>16803016 >>Yet another has been entirely replaced by a tight fitting latex duplicate You. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:25:53 2017 No.16803027 >>16803023 That's one loaded lapcat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:28:13 2017 No.16803032 >>16803023 Knowing my family, they would try to haggle to let me stay till 18 and/or have her move in with us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:29:36 2017 No.16803041 >>16803016 Bad Kiki, only normal dresses.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:29:40 2017 No.16803042

>>16803027
>>16803032
Wonder how high she'd go.
What would a ridiculously rich Monstergirl be willing to pay to ensure she had constant access to her ideal husband?
Guess it depends on how much she's allowed or able to work with. How does a Cheshire's family get so rich?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:30:15 2017 No.16803045 >>16803023 >your parents would sell you for 200k hurts a little bit but honestly i'd do the same

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:31:38 2017 No.16803048 >>16803042 Honestly more than the money, I think my parents would be ok with it as long as we got married prior to moving in with eachother.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:32:20 2017 No.16803051

>>16803045
It's not like he's getting sold into slavery, he's just moving across town for the next few years.
Plenty of young boys have gone to boarding school PAYING the same amount that they'd be getting.
Its comfy to imagine her inviting them over for holidays and stuff. "To go ahead and get used to the idea of our families merging together~" she'd say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:33:12 2017 No.16803053 >>16803045 >200k Mine would sell me for less.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:33:20 2017 No.16803054 >>16803048 >Lapcat's eyes light up at the idea but Anon staunchly refuses for dumb MC reasons

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:34:54 2017 No.16803060 >>16803054 The Eros Paladin looks disapprovingly in his direction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:36:20 2017 No.16803063 >>16803053 I wonder how much I'm worth. I had thoughts about dragon waifu using her hoard to buy me, but I doubt it would ever happen. Maybe a few hundred?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:38:43 2017 No.16803069
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>>16803063
>I had thoughts about dragon waifu using her hoard to buy me
What about a happy feels healing story about a dragon who uses her hoard to buy a slave anon and give him a happy new life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:40:16 2017 No.16803074 >>16803063 I'd just wear a free to good home sign around my neck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:41:59 2017 No.16803081 >>16803063 Yeah, I could totally see my parents selling me out to some affluent monstergirl for like $200 or less. Of course, I don't see an upper-class monstergirls wanting me in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:42:17 2017 No.16803083 >>16803069 there was an old healing story about a rich fox buying out a not!whore anon still one of my favorites

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:42:20 2017 No.16803084 >>16803069 >those shorts I have a great urge to immediate shove my hands down there and start fingering, getting on my knees and shoving my face in her dripping snatch and eating her out until she heart pupils And I'm not even a dragonfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:42:52 2017 No.16803085 >>16803083 That was an excellent story

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:44:08 2017 No.16803089

>>16803069
Maybe buying a slave to be her butler and stuff. As times goes on she realizes that she profited way too much from that deal.

>>16803074
Same. I can do house work to repay their kindess too.

>>16803081
I'm pretty healthy so my organs should give me a nice price. I can do kiki stuff too like mentioned above.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:45:03 2017 No.16803094 I miss monmusu threads on /a/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:45:06 2017 No.16803096 >>16803089 I don't think we're talking about organ-harvesting here, anon.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:46:52 2017 No.16803103

>>16803051
>Anon gets to her house for the first time and is greeted by her Automaton maids.
>They cook their meals, clean the house and make sure they get to school on time.
>But as time goes on in that first day anon comes to a realization.
>the Cheshire's parents are nowhere to be seen.
>Anon feels like he can understand his girlfriend's insistence that he live with her now.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:47:11 2017 No.16803105

>>16803081
Nigga, the guy in that greentext just happened to be nice to sleep against. You could actively be trying to come off as unworthy to Monstergirls and one of them might see it as making you the cutest boy ever to them.
inb4 'no anon you don't get it Im the worst person ever and no girl will ever loev me'

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:47:37 2017 No.16803108 >>16803094 I do too since shitters from there wouldn't come here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:47:39 2017 No.16803109 >>16803096 Even so, a healthy body fetchs a nice price. I would say I could go for a 650$

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:48:54 2017 No.16803114 >>16803109 Maybe I just have different standards, but I'd assume that healthy should be the standard and not something extra.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:50:09 2017 No.16803116

>>16803103
Oh.
OOoooh.
I'm getting a raging feel right now.
Something about how the reason she likes sleeping against him so much is that one of her parents were put in intensive care after some tragic accident and she stayed awake for days on end by their bedside until they finally passed away

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:51:28 2017 No.16803118 >>16803069 Why would a Dragon waste money when she could just level the place like, y'know, a Dragon? You want someone to only throw money around, than you're thinking of Tanuki.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:52:41 2017 No.16803123

>>16803114
Maybe so, maybe so. But in the case of slaves I'm sure there would be quite a lot of sick and abused ones, but if we are just talking about buying normal dudes then it wouldn't really do anything.

Though there are a lot of fat guys out there, so my build would maybe raise a few coins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:53:01 2017 No.16803124 >>16803116 I was going for more of a "her parents are never around" vibe anon. More "lonely rich girl" than "lonely tragic girl"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:53:10 2017 No.16803125 >>16803105 Anon, how could a monstergirl love me if I don't even love myself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:53:52 2017 No.16803127 >>16803023 > Not "Nyahaha~!" I mean, you didn't have to. I wanted it though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:54:48 2017 No.16803130 >>16803124 Oh. Yeah that sounds better too. Would she even tell her parents that she's got a boyfriend that she's moved into the house? >>16803127 I was torn between 'ojou ohohoho' and a cheshire 'nyaaa'. Sacrifices had to be made.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:54:53 2017 No.16803131 >>16803127 Well she is an ojou-sama anon. It makes sense she's have more of an "Oh-ho-ho" sort of laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:54:57 2017 No.16803132 >>16803125 >"Don't love yourself! Love the me that loves you!" Somethin' like that, I reckon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:56:07 2017 No.16803135 >>16803083 http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human I liked it too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:57:03 2017 No.16803139 >>16803130 >Would she even tell her parents that she's got a boyfriend that she's moved into the house? That implies that she can even get into contact with them. They're always overseas with work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:57:26 2017 No.16803140 >>16803132 Or perhaps something about how she'll just have to love me twice as much then.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:58:19 2017 No.16803141

>>16803103
>Automaton maids comment to Anon that they've never seen the young madam so happy before
>Anon finds it hard to believe since she's so upbeat and smug at school
>Automaton maid tells him when she gets home she's usually very quiet and reserved and has a sort of empty look in her eyes, quietly does her homework, takes her food to her room and goes to bed early
>Or, she used to, before he moved in

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 00:59:23 2017 No.16803146 >>16803108 I dont see the difference honestly.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:00:54 2017 No.16803152

>>16803141
>>Automaton maid tells him when she gets home she's usually very quiet and reserved and has a sort of empty look in her eyes, quietly does her homework, takes her food to her room and goes to bed early
Please no, I don't need this feels-trip today.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:01:25 2017 No.16803156

>>16803125
Didn't we explain this during the confession discussion a few threads ago?

Low self esteem and a negative opinion of yourself biases yourself against yourself, you can only think like that, "Why me?" Ask it all you want if they love you they love you, as foreign or as weird as it might be to you if she loves ya she damn well loves ya.

Also doesn't help the fact that MG's with a healing fetish actually would love you more as you keep believing it.

Trust me anon, depression+no self esteem+hatred of myself lead me to get interdenominational gut punched by my waifu, i mean i still have all of these things but at least i accept she loves me, even if i do wonder why she does..

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:03:32 2017 No.16803161 >>16803156 How much does a dragon punch hurts?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:05:34 2017 No.16803168

>>16803152
>Anon up in their room studying while Lapcat is downstairs getting some snacks
>Automaton maid comes up to her and says she has a message from her parents
>Lapcat almost drops all her food but composes herself and asks for the message
>It's basically a short statement saying they both won't be home when they expected and will be another few months overseas
>No explanation
>No 'We miss you'
>No 'Here's a number to call us back by'
>Anon is puzzled when Lapcat comes in walking slow, no shake to her normally vivacious hips, and just curls up in his lap without so much as a purr

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:06:14 2017 No.16803170
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Going to be getting a Loen commission of Miia now, been wanting a nice naked hoodie picture for awhile, so I'm excited.

He helped me come up with a good pose for the picture, so now I just have to wait for him to work on his other commissions for awhile.

I just wanted to share this for now. Will have more eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:07:42 2017 No.16803176 >>16803170 Oh that's co >Miia Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:08:48 2017 No.16803181 >>16803170 Good stuff Miifag!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:08:56 2017 No.16803182 >>16803170 Groovy mane. Is he gonna be using his new pseudoKC stye?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:09:40 2017 No.16803185 >>16803182 Yea I asked him to do it. It's a really nice mix of him and KC.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:09:49 2017 No.16803186

>>16803152
>"Yes, the young madam has been like this since she was six. That was when her parents work made it so they're never around the house."
>"She'd meander through every day, go to school with a smile on her face and come back exhausted and depressed."
>"She'd either hardly eat or overeat to an extreme. She'd go up to her room and either cry, sleep or... well. Do something unladylike."
>"But ever since she met you, she's been walking with a skip in her step. Her phone's lockscreen is a picture of you. Her computer's desktop is a selfie she took with you after she declared you her boyfriend. She's even made an adorable little playlist of love songs that she named after she and you."
>"That girl's practically been a daughter to me anon. I just wanted to say thank you for saving her from loneliness."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:09:56 2017 No.16803187 >>16801738 This is pretty autistic,

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:10:10 2017 No.16803190 >>16803161 it hurts way more if you're jumping in on her

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:12:23 2017 No.16803197 >>16803186 Feels, attend me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:13:49 2017 No.16803200 >>16803187 Well it is about Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:14:36 2017 No.16803202 >>16803170 How did you get past the waiting list?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:15:33 2017 No.16803207 File: 115 KB, 366x295, 1453513801525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16803187 Poofter

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:17:20 2017 No.16803214

>>16803186
>Her phone's lockscreen is a picture of you. Her computer's desktop is a selfie she took with you after she declared you her boyfriend. She's even made an adorable little playlist of love songs that she named after she and you."
Ah, and in creeps the knowledge that this will never happen to me, and so my drink is poured

No but that's cute. Lapcat a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:17:31 2017 No.16803215 >>16803197 Keep in mind that once the full moon rolls around, that Cheshire'll be slowly grinding her hips around with your dick inside her while she kisses your neck and nibbles on your ear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:18:49 2017 No.16803220 >>16803186 So when can I dump her?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:18:51 2017 No.16803221

>>16803202
I don't think I'm really past it, at least not all of it. I know he's taking care of other stuff before me.

But if I am, I like to think it's that we've built kind of a rapport after years of commissioning stuff from him pretty regularly, and being a pretty open fan.

I dunno though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:19:01 2017 No.16803222 >>16803215 And now she won't sleep until you make her pass out from exhaustion. Time to put in work!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:20:32 2017 No.16803230 >>16803220 Delete yourself my dude. >>16803222 She'll fall asleep with a big goofy grin that makes you just want to cuddle her all night long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:20:59 2017 No.16803232 I want my OL Yeti boss to tell me I'm falling behind on my hug quotas and I gotta pump those numbers up!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:22:14 2017 No.16803234 >>16803186 What kind of work would cause a rich Cheshire to not have time for her kid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:22:51 2017 No.16803237 >>16803230 That'd be a turn of the tables, waking her up with some oral servicing instead of the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:24:07 2017 No.16803242 >>16803234 Maybe she's a lilim's assistant or something. Maybe works close to directly with the Queen of Hearts herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:24:38 2017 No.16803245 >>16803234 A popular youtube prank channel that she's really dedicated to

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:25:29 2017 No.16803251 >>16803245 In the near future, internet comedy is a full time job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:28:02 2017 No.16803263 >>16803245 >After many years without showing up the Mama Chesh appears at the doorstep >"Mom? Where have you been all this time?!" says the pregnant Ojou Cheshire with teary eyes >"It was a prank bro!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:29:09 2017 No.16803270 >>16803263 >(GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (BAD PARENTING) (COPS CALLED)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:29:22 2017 No.16803272 >>16803234 Running a huge company that requires a lot of attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:29:49 2017 No.16803274 File: 516 KB, 1025x1477, 1461438574626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Liches make for good tutors?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:30:15 2017 No.16803275 >>16803274 Functionally yes, but what's the incentive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:30:49 2017 No.16803277 >>16803237 And that's how you fluster the Ojou-sama smugcat. She'd probably pounce on you after she finishes and insist on getting you off too before squeezing your dick between her tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:33:36 2017 No.16803287 >>16803275 You get a good teacher and she gets a future husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:35:33 2017 No.16803294 >>16803277 Yet another day late to school. >"I don't get it, how are they always late? All she does since getting with him is sleep..." I bet she'd eventually learn how to be smug even when fast asleep. It's the natural state of an ojou AND a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:36:04 2017 No.16803298 >>16803287 Well what would she tutor in then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:37:49 2017 No.16803310 >>16803298 Math and History.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:37:54 2017 No.16803311
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>>16803263
>"What's up guys it's prank cat nation here, and have I got a sick video for you guys today, this one has been years in the making."

>"As many of you know, I have a young daughter" *shows picture* "and for years now, I've been neglecting her emotionally and treating like a cold bitch, but this episode, I have footage of me reaching out and finally telling her it was a prank this whole time. Check this sick footage out."

>Prank cat sits her daughter down on her bed, she's wearing her Prank Cat Nation t-shirt (available now), explains that it was all a pranks and that she's loved her the whole time.

>daughter just starts bawling, doesn't know what to do besides. Mom cat is showing signs she knew she fucked up as soon as it happens and starts hugging her and apologizing.

>the healing can finally start.

>Mother lets her daughter join in on the prank channel and it becomes twice as popular.

good end

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:41:23 2017 No.16803330 >>16803311 I feel revenge would be in order. Involving the new boyfriend, of course. > Prank cat nation here! I'm prankdaughteru's bf, and today we are gonna show prankdad a few photoshopped images of me cucking him with prankmom!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:41:52 2017 No.16803332 >>16803186 >>16803168 >>16803141 >>16803103 >>16803311 >The parents actually do show their daughter affection >They just set this up to prank the snugcat's cuddleanon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:42:21 2017 No.16803334 >>16803330 >cuck shit no

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:42:48 2017 No.16803335 >>16803332 We're approaching prank levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:42:55 2017 No.16803336 >>16803330 I never did like those prank shows

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:42:58 2017 No.16803337 >>16803294 Cute! >>16803330 End yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:43:41 2017 No.16803342 >>16803334 I think that's the point. The amount of not funny in the joke would be GREAT FOR VIEWS LOLOL It's to point out how unfunny they are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:44:43 2017 No.16803344 >>16803330 Kill your self my dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:45:33 2017 No.16803347 >>16803342 This Anon's right to be honest. Prank Channels are cancer attention grabs. People who actually find them funny are the simplest pond scum

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:47:18 2017 No.16803360

>>16803294
>Still sleeps against him as always on the bus ride home
>Only now even in her sleep she's grinding her massive ass against his dick while peacefully snoring
>And its only getting more forceful and deep as the days go on
>Anon is starting to wonder if she's really a Cheshire and not some sort of weird Dormouse mutation

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:49:54 2017 No.16803367 >>16803360 >Anon eventually has enough of her teasing and once they get back to her place he hefts her up in a princess carry, hauls her up to her room, locks the door and rams her enormous jiggly ass from behind doggystyle until she passes out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:54:33 2017 No.16803385 >>16803367 Hot damn. Anon is clearly a fool though. Trying to punish a teasing smug monstergirl with vigorous sex will only make them tease twice as often and twice as hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:56:10 2017 No.16803389 >>16803335 We need to prank further. Turns out they aren't even related, eveything was just a prank from the very beggining. Everything just to prank (you)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:57:24 2017 No.16803393 >>16803385 But in this case, that means twice the snug to counter the smug. >>16803389 Okay, this is getting out of control and needs to stop. The prank angle needed to stop once someone tried to bring cuckshit into it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:58:18 2017 No.16803398 >>16803389 Turns out Ojou-cat isn't even real and is actually just a sack of potatoes in a trenchcoat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:59:11 2017 No.16803403 File: 964 KB, 880x1200, C8OIde5UwAI2fKq.png orig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be badmouthed by this fatsnek.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 01:59:41 2017 No.16803406 >>16803398 Turns out everything was just a funny idea in a Phantom's mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:00:38 2017 No.16803413 >>16803406 Thought anon, as in reality he's just typing out ideas alone in his room to forget that monstergirls aren't real G-got em

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:01:50 2017 No.16803421 >>16803403 I wonder what she'd do if I came up to her and sniffed her panties/butt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:02:29 2017 No.16803424 >>16803413 The prank is our life! What a way to end the night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:02:39 2017 No.16803425 >>16803413 I think the real victim of all these pranks in the end is us. We played ourselves

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:03:28 2017 No.16803429

>>16803393
>Automaton maid walks in the living room to find Lapcat and snuganon locked in a sleepy battle of wits
>Anon is aggressively petting Lapcat's head as she sleeps on him, while she tries to keep enough consciousness to still wiggle her big wobbly booty to tempt him while laying on top of his lap
>"Well. At least the madam seems happy."

>>16803424
>>16803425
Time enjoyed playing yourself is not wasted time. -DJ Khaled

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:04:50 2017 No.16803433 File: 764 KB, 933x1000, 24725021d35e6756dd116b98e4efb936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16803421 autistic screeching

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:05:18 2017 No.16803435 >>16803429 Khaled is a dumb sandnigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:05:21 2017 No.16803437 >>16803429 Thank you Khaled, this wisdom will keep me going until I can finally be with my waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:07:45 2017 No.16803444 >>16803437 Just stay smart. Stay loyal. Be the best. Appreciate that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:10:50 2017 No.16803454 >>16803429 >Lapcat starts falling asleep and waking up with anon's dick in her mouth. >From that point forward she's aware of her habit of sleep-69ing her beloved boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:12:53 2017 No.16803464 >>16803433 Hey atleast it would be worth it. I bet it smells like meadow flowers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:14:41 2017 No.16803468 >>16801826 Who's Melon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:16:10 2017 No.16803474 >>16803433 Tsuchinoko-chan is smart and cute! I want to explore ancient human ruins, discuss history and repopulate the human race with her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:19:05 2017 No.16803485 Monster girls wouldn't do anything bad to a man that's trying to sleep on the bus, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:20:24 2017 No.16803493 >>16803485 Be wary, there are rumors of copycats of that criminal yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:20:35 2017 No.16803494 >>16803485 Careful anon, you might wake up to find that a monstergirl has snuggled up next to you!

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:20:38 2017 No.16803495

>>16803454
>"Sup Lapcat. What's new with the boytoy?"
>"...Have any of you girls ever heard of having sex while fast asleep?"
>"Ohoho, is that what he's doing to you now? Sounds kinky, didn't think he was the type-"
>"No, no, he's not awake either."
>"...Wait, what? How do you know then?"
>"Well we fall asleep completely innocently, fully clothed, and I swear on my life when we both wake up eight hours later we're both naked and I'm... well, right and thoroughly filled. Like... all over~"
>"And neither of you remember waking up?!"
>"Just feeling amazing, but no, fast asleep the whole night."
>Anon walks by and all the girls look at him with rapt fascination while Lapcat blows him a kiss and sighs dreamily

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:21:01 2017 No.16803498 >>16803485 They'd make him snort powdered raging mushroom and then gangbang him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:21:35 2017 No.16803501 File: 156 KB, 488x600, Nightmare_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16803485 Nah, no chance brah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:26:51 2017 No.16803520 >>16803493 >>16803494 Well that doesn't sound so bad.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:26:54 2017 No.16803521

>>16803485
Depends on who the bus if filled with.

If the bus has nice warm and motherly MGs then they'll just coo him to sleep while stroking his head, maybe throwing a few reassuring words his way.

If it's filled with rapists then you can expect to have your pelvis obliterated, a few bones broke and a permanent ahego. It won't take long for the images to start circling of you sat in a pile of body fluids while doing a double peace sign, eyes rolled back ahego. They'd leave you on the bus as a broken man.

You thought your first time would be special and intimate? Nope.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:28:17 2017 No.16803528

>>16803495
>Lapcat's Ojou-sama friends start to notice she's gotten a lot less mean since anon started living with her.
>She doesn't tease their kouhai anymore, she spends most of her lunch break with anon staring lovingly into his eyes, and she even donated to the school's festival drive.
>Soon they start to worry anon's manipulating her.
>And then one of them falls in love with another boy who helped her out on a rainy day where her driver couldn't make it and realizes why Lapcat's acting the way she's acting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:28:48 2017 No.16803530 >>16803521 >doing a double peace sign, eyes rolled back ahego Stop doing this, it just sounds dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:29:47 2017 No.16803536 >>16803530 There's a lot of things that are silly in this world. They aren't going to stop if you want them to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:33:26 2017 No.16803546 >>16803528 Ojous are for bringing back down to earth. Good stuff.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:33:49 2017 No.16803547

>>16803521
>If the bus has nice warm and motherly MGs then they'll just coo him to sleep while stroking his head, maybe throwing a few reassuring words his way.

>the bring you blankets and pillows
>two of them hugging you under the blanket to keep you warm
>when you wake up, you find they've somehow managed to prepare a breakfast of pancakes, bacon, and orange juice on a fucking bus

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:35:22 2017 No.16803549 >>16803547 Don't underestimate the power of motherly Monstergirls. Theirs is a forbidden eldritch ability.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:35:50 2017 No.16803552 >>16803547 But I would have to go to work, I wouldn't be able to spend all that time and potentially miss my stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:36:04 2017 No.16803553 File: 289 KB, 1000x1000, YoRHa_No.2_Type_S.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Random Miia picture from Loen. Why is he so nice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:36:40 2017 No.16803556 >>16803546 Well we've got Lapcat's bus cuddle romance, what monstergirl ojou-sama should have a "Sharing an Umbrella" romance?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:39:53 2017 No.16803574

>>16803553
Drawfags who post with no asking for recognition just for the sake of a thread are good people.
>>16803556
I believe Lapcat is right and truly fulfilled. I'll be saving this thread to be sure.
Not sure though, for an umbrella romance. Probably be cute with some fancy girl who wouldn't normally deal with that kind of weather.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:41:11 2017 No.16803579 Do monstergirls like tickle torture?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:43:42 2017 No.16803589 >>16803574 Maybe a Wight or a Dragon? She'd have to have frilly gothic lolita dresses though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:46:20 2017 No.16803604 >>16803579 Monster girls like any fetish you have. Apart from the obvious NTR. But I imagine Yeti's being good ticklers

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:47:53 2017 No.16803607

>>16803579
I can't speak for all monstergirls anon, but my waifu would definitely enjoy getting tickle tortured on occasion. Our daughteru is a massive tickleslut too, she just loves getting tied down and tickled!

Personally, I'd be very willing to try it, but I honestly don't know what it'd be like so I can't say whether or not I'd like it.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:05:00 2017 No.16803666
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Have children with your Kikimora, breed her good.
Breed her like your life depended on it, keep her pregnant as often as possible.
Maybe knock your daughters up too when they get older if that's what they want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:07:51 2017 No.16803676 >>16803666 Kikimora's are for making very happy mothers. That's a fact. >spoiler Only if they came onto me and my Kiki was ok with it. I'm not some daughteru dicker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:09:48 2017 No.16803685 >>16803666 she gotta donk

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:11:28 2017 No.16803695 >>16803553 Justice is blind! Just like love!~

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:12:38 2017 No.16803700 >>16803666 >666 Well if you say so Satan-chan, gonna get me a purebreed Protokiki and produce lots of little maids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:14:35 2017 No.16803706 >>16803604 Even if you do like NTR, some of the girls like Mindflayer can work with you to do some of the fringe stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:15:09 2017 No.16803708 >>16803700 Be careful anon, I got banned the last time I did what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:20:10 2017 No.16803718 >>16803706 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:23:47 2017 No.16803731 >>16803718 Mindflayer cooks up a pretend scenario for husband and wife to enact. Could use a phantom instead, I suppose.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:26:48 2017 No.16803739

>>16803706
>>16803731
I always imagine it's more like she says 'Oh yeah honey, let me flay you tonight and I'll totally let you live out that fantasy' and then as soon as she gets in his mind instantly erases any desire he has for it or memory of having desire for it then proceeds as normal

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:27:22 2017 No.16803740 >>16803589 Or, hear me out, a Devil

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:27:52 2017 No.16803743 >>16803739 This No monstergirl would let such an evil fantasy manifest in their husband's mind. She's helping him.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:32:25 2017 No.16803748

>>16803740
>Bratty Gothic Lolita Devil Ojou-sama's driver can't pick her up in the rain.
>Some anon offers to walk her home under his umbrella.
>She slowly starts to lose the "bratty"
part of her personality and realizes why her friend the Lapcat is acting the way she's acting.
>That night she dreams of that anon from her class holding her in his arms and taking her purity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:34:05 2017 No.16803750 >>16803739 I don't care how much of a help she's trying to be or how bad the shit she erases is, that is a shit-tier mindflayer wife. Too many trust issues involved if she's going to lie like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:36:06 2017 No.16803755 >>16803750 So how should a mindflayer go about it? Because I'm sure she's not going to say "sure honey I'll give you that fantasy in your head where I'm fucking another man" You're a shit tier husband if you have fantasies like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:37:39 2017 No.16803761 >>16803750 You ever met someone who won't take their heart medicine or won't stop smoking even though it's 100% going to drive them into an early grave? Sometimes people gotta have choices made for em. Them's the breaks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:38:28 2017 No.16803763 >>16803755 No, NTR has nothing to do with that. I mean flaying "behind his back" if that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:40:07 2017 No.16803768 >>16803755 Assuming he's married to the flayer, I'd go with the classic "mindflayer takes man from human wife" scenario. No reason he can't still fuck the flayer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:40:26 2017 No.16803770 >>16803748 I bet none of her friends would notice her checking her phone every day in the hopes that the forecast called for rain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:40:40 2017 No.16803771 >>16803763 Well you're marrying a flayer AND A CHAOS GIRL. Something like this happening shouldn't be a surprise. How about you tell us what you'd suggest? Have her ask?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:45:10 2017 No.16803785

>>16803770
>One day she sprains her ankle after slipping on the last stair on her way home.
>Anon picks her up and piggyback carries her home after seeing her in trouble.
>When they get home, the Devil has enough and convinces him to take her up to her room.
>Her succubus maids lock the door for her so he can't get away from her seduction attempt.
>Five hours later they peek in only to see her passed out on top of anon with a big smile on her face and anon's hand in her hair like he'd been stroking it.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:53:12 2017 No.16803802

>>16803785
>Devil lolita becomes a slut for headpats and hair stroking
I like it. I'm sure her friends would notice her starting to style her hair in increasingly extravagant and intricate ways to entice the target of her affections.
Maybe her anon is a sucker for the extravagance of the lolita look.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:55:46 2017 No.16803810

>>16803802
>The once lazy and non-caring Devil starts focusing on her studies almost religiously.
>Every time she gets good grades she rushes up to anon and tells him to praise her for a job well done.
>All pretenses of smugness evaporate when she feels his fingers glide through her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:58:18 2017 No.16803813 File: 226 KB, 800x538, Vampire_rain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16803556 Wasn't there already a Vampire for that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:59:48 2017 No.16803817 Wolfu panties are for _____

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:59:57 2017 No.16803818 >>16803813 I feel like a Vampire should be saved for the most high impact of all the Ojou-sama romances. Pushed out of the way of a car romance.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:01:25 2017 No.16803822

>>16803810
>Anon promises (or rather she makes him promise) that if she aces a really big midterm coming up, he'll take her on a date
>She studies like mad, even hanging out with some of the nerds of the class to make sure she's understanding the materials and as a result ends up completely acing it
>For her date, dresses in the fanciest, most frilly and richly made outfit ever with twin drills that nearly reach her knees, complete with an expensive sun umbrella and enough makeup to make her look like a Living Doll
>Her face when Anon takes her to a good old fashioned bonfire cookout with tasty finger food and cold cheap beer his pals snuck in
>Lolita Deil is at first taken aback but over time finds the people to be fun as hell to be around and Anon to be lively and willing to give even more headpats when he's had a few drinks and is sitting around the fire with her

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:06:15 2017 No.16803835

>>16803822
>"Hey anon?"
>Yeah?
>"Thanks for this. I had fun."
>No problem.
>"Of course, there's only one way a date this successful can go, right anon?"
>I have no idea what you're talking about.
>"Oh don't be coy darling, you know exactly what I'm talking about."
>Maybe. You'll have to clarify.
>"Oh you're awful~"
>Meanwhile the head maid's watching the two of them with a pair of binoculars, grinding her teeth and waiting for them to just fucking kiss already.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:09:13 2017 No.16803843

>>16803835
I like to think there's a secret meeting of maids once a month from different ojou households that just vent and complain about various things to release stress
At some undisclosed location that only they know about where they lament being single and seeing all their young madams and masters in blooming love

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:10:15 2017 No.16803849 >>16803063 Me right now is a liability, unless the ojou who has an eye for me is a Tanuki with a penchant for long term investments and a fetish for molding an anon into her ideal husband I don't see me being sold anytime soon.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:11:11 2017 No.16803852

>>16803835
Silly meido, waiting and watching isn't the best way to help that girl out. Tactical maneuvers are required. Find and release a wild animal near camp, so he can protect her! No, spike the booze and move them deeper into the wild under surveillance! Basically, threaten their lives in a (fake) survival situation and use the emotional distress to deepen their bonds!

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:11:15 2017 No.16803853

>>16803835
>She finally works up the nerve to tell him to close his eyes and plants a soft kiss on his lips
>He practically swoons as she rises giggling and saunters out to the limo waiting out front
>as soon as she gets in the limo she squeals like- well, like a schoolgirl in love and talks a mile a minute to her driver of how fantastic the night was and what a strange but wonderful experience a 'bar bec cue' is
>meanwhile spying maid is upset it didn't go further

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:12:57 2017 No.16803859

>>16803094
I miss having mods and janitors explain why so and so's 24/7/365 general thread is bad but this one takes the cake. It feels like half the time unless it's a show they like enough to moderate and keep things civil, they act like they don't want to be mods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:13:57 2017 No.16803860 File: 338 KB, 2000x2500, 1415005101911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pat the maids! Kiki molestation now!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:14:37 2017 No.16803861 >>16803853 >Lapcat catches her the next day sneaking looks at a cookbook for grilling and homestyle bbq >her smug smile practically splits her face wide open as she realizes what's going on

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:15:24 2017 No.16803864 >>16803860 That Kiki does look particularly molestable, I can't lie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:16:39 2017 No.16803865 >>16803860 >>16803864 Kikis are not for molesting! You perverts!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:17:01 2017 No.16803866 >>16803865 I'm going to hug her from behind and pat her head and nuzzle her nape without her permission while she works! She can't refuse her Mastah, after all!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:18:00 2017 No.16803868 >>16803865 And I'm gonna use her tail as a feather duster for my face!

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:19:30 2017 No.16803870

>>16803843
>Various conversations about different cleaning techniques, new recipes for gourmet foods, and all sorts of "pleasurable" tricks for those with male masters they're "intimate" with.
>Meanwhile the Devil-Ojou's Succubus Head Maid is getting drunk off her tits while Lapcat's Automaton head maid is patting her back.
>"And then she just KISSES him dead on the lips and does NOTHING! What happened to the old ways?"
>"It is difficult to follow the old ways in this new world. Adapting to new customs will allow for easier propagation."
>"And what's with all this lovey dovey crap? Holding hands, snuggling, and "I love you"s? My mother would never have let me do that kind of thing!"
>"You never tried to rebel against her in your teenage years."
>"Damn it I wasted my youth!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:19:33 2017 No.16803871 >>16803868 Extremely lewd. Are you going to kneel behind her while she's chopping vegetables and rub your face all over her tail? That's pretty dangerous, she might cut her finger. Unless you're planning on that and will lick it clean for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:19:37 2017 No.16803872 >>16803865 I'm going to come up behind her, sniff her hair then lift her skirt to sniff her butt! I'm going to grope and molest her while she works and give her neck kissing followed by hugs! I'm going to grind against her while she works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:20:36 2017 No.16803876 >>16803861 Of course, now they're going to have to work together to convince their other three friends to fall to the path of falling in love.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:23:24 2017 No.16803881

>>16803871
I'm gonna grab it by the base and use it to brush my face before I finally nibble on it and tug it just a bit!
And if she does cut her finger, I'll lewdly suck on it like a weirdo pervert while looking her dead in the eye, spreading two of her fingers and pumping my tongue between them, before finally pulling away and telling her to get back to making dinner!

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:25:53 2017 No.16803890

>>16803865
I'm going to make her tuck me in and then pull her into my bed and use her as my plush toy! She'll protest a lot when I hold her tight and rub my nose on her floppy ears. I won't let her go, and eventually she'll start begging me to let her change, so her uniform wouldn't get crumpled. I still won't. I won't let her go until the sun comes up.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:27:37 2017 No.16803895

>>16803870
>Succubus head maid comes home that night stumbling through the secret entrance
>finds Lolita Devil passed out in nothing but pajamas watching romance movies about rich girls falling in love with country boys
>Bawls her eyes out and heads for the liquor cabinet again
>>16803876
I wonder if they'd involve their boyfriends in such schemes to help them find suitable partners for the rest of the Ojou squad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:32:24 2017 No.16803906 >>16803895 >I wonder if they'd involve their boyfriends in such schemes to help them find suitable partners for the rest of the Ojou squad. They probably would. Four minds are better than two.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:44:22 2017 No.16803932 Is it true what they say? That daughteru hymens belong to their daddy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:44:40 2017 No.16803934 >>16803932 No.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:45:38 2017 No.16803938

>>16803906
> Meanest girl of the Ojous is a kitsune with relations to the mofu mafia
> She's been targeted with some of the harshest rumors, including being accused of making some people just disappear
> Family has super high expectations of who she is seen with and how she behaves
> Instead of a fearful rich kid or hardened crook like she's set up with dates on all the time, she just wants a cute younger boy to dote on and maybe get compliments from.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:51:13 2017 No.16803948

>>16803938
>One of her Kouhai anons ends up pushing her out of the way of a car and getting injured saving her.
>In the hospital she makes it abundantly clear that she owes him her life and that she'll do anything to make it up to him.
>Anon gets swamped by his Kitsune Senpai's love and affection.
This has potential.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:51:23 2017 No.16803951 >>16803932 No, it belongs to their childhood friend Only a daughteru without a childhood friend would fall in love with her father

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:52:17 2017 No.16803953

>>16803938
>Even Lapcat with her insane wealth and Devil lolita with her immaculate pedigree are kind of afraid of her
>To say nothing of their delightful yet decidedly average (to anyone but their girlfriends, at least) boyfriends
We need to break out the big guns. The 'transfer student who doesn't know anything about the student politics of the school and is simply a cheerful guy begging to be protected'

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:53:30 2017 No.16803958 >>16803951 Makes sense. You'd be the only male figure that showed her affection and care so she's bound to fall in love with her Dad. That's why every daughteru deserves a childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:54:10 2017 No.16803961 >>16803953 Why not a mix between that and >>16803948 ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:54:39 2017 No.16803962 >>16803948 >>16803953 Nah nah nah, here's the ultimate forbidden technique: He saves her from the car, sure, but expresses no interest in her otherwise and was just doing a good deed.with no romantic desire involved

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:55:14 2017 No.16803964 >>16803962 That's just gonna make her want him more!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:55:40 2017 No.16803966 >>16803964 Keikaku dori

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:58:23 2017 No.16803970 >>16803750 She's doing you a favor cuckboy.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:58:27 2017 No.16803971

>>16803948
She's gotta maintain the image though. Not let on to the dere too early. Get that informal, private Kansai accent working for her.

> "Hey, ya twerp. It's a friggin pain what you did, you know? I would have been fine, yet there you go running out in the street and getting hit. What were ya even thinking? Damnit. This isn't gonna look good on me if the family starts to think I let a favor go unpaid. Listen up- you're with me now. I'm gonna make sure everyone KNOWS I'm grateful for your punk ass, as much of a pain as it is. Got it?"

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:58:33 2017 No.16803972

>>16803962
>"Ah- ahaha, I beg your pardon, I don't think you heard me correctly, boy. I said I would grant you a date. This is a high honor, you would be very remiss to refu-"
>"Don't want it. I'm flattered, really, but I was just making sure a fellow student didn't get hurt. Sorry senpai. I hope we can still be friends though."
>Still be friends though
>Still be friends
>Be friends
And the dangerfox's heart snapped three sizes that day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:02:41 2017 No.16803980 >>16803972 I mean, that's one way to get her to live up to her legacy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:02:42 2017 No.16803981 >>16803768 >I'd go with the classic "mindflayer takes man from human wife" scenario. If you like NTR it's not like you like all NTR. Being stolen by one woman from another isn't the fantasy of a cuck. It's having your woman stolen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:05:57 2017 No.16803988 >>16803981 It's still trash.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:08:40 2017 No.16803991 >>16803972 >"Haha. Friends. Of course, I'd be honored." >Internally however, it's more like >"FRIENDS? FRIENDS!? GODDAMN IT YOU STUPID FUCKING ADORABLE KOUHAI WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING NOBLE? JUST KISS ME ALREADY!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:08:57 2017 No.16803993 File: 221 KB, 560x420, 紹介画像文字なし.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a pair of komainu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:09:13 2017 No.16803997 >>16803988 Agreed. A cuck should be honored to have his mind wiped by a flayer and replaced with her idea version of him. It's better than they deserve

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:09:39 2017 No.16803998 File: 258 KB, 1280x1066, Japan let's Childhood Friend Win relationship.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16802584 Any particular reason she has a boner on her chest?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:11:03 2017 No.16804002

>Succubuss headmisstress hears all the complaints avout this "kissing and cuddling" nonsense in the school
>Calls an assembly
>"I am ashamed in you all this 'snuggles and wuv' nonsense is to stop right now! You are to return to the old ways of raping and subjugating them. Dammit you cannot waste your youth on this nonsense. Someday you might find your prime years have passed you by and you have no man and then you end up headmisstress in some stupid school for ARROGANT BRATS WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ALL FLAUNT THEIR HUSBANDS AT YOU AND YOU LIE AWAKE AT NIGHT WONDERING HOW YOU COULD BE SO FUCKING STUP..."
>She clears her throat and adjusts her glasses
>"A-anyway...cuddling is now banned on school grounds"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:11:07 2017 No.16804003 >>16803997 You think that might be one of the Demon Lord's commandments? >"All cucks will have their minds fixed"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:11:46 2017 No.16804007 >>16803998 Because she wants a big strong husband to fuck her tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:11:56 2017 No.16804008 >>16803998 That's a hammer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:12:37 2017 No.16804009 >>16803991 I'd be a bit afraid of >So these humans will throw their lives on the line for me and expect nothing in return? >Huh >Maybe mom was right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:12:37 2017 No.16804010 >>16804002 Somebody needs to dick and marry that aged wine right now. Ain't nothing with cuddles and wuv.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:12:58 2017 No.16804012 >>16804002 It's be cause of this she is single. I'd cuddle a cake headmistress all day. I'd even cuddle her with my dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:13:10 2017 No.16804014 >>16803998 Obviously she found it humerus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:13:23 2017 No.16804015 >>16804002 >Making cuddling forbidden fruit Way to go Headmistress Cakesworth, you just increased the number of couples going and cuddling in places where people won't find them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:15:07 2017 No.16804016 >>16804015 Would monster girls who didn't even think of cuddling before try it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:16:25 2017 No.16804022 >>16804015 >childhood friends nuzzling, cuddling and loving each other behind the school next to the delinquents Cute! Maybe the CCs objective was to make more people love each other and have some guy give her "cuddles and wuv"

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:16:47 2017 No.16804025

>>16804009
>Kitsune Ojou gets depressed because the one boy she wants doesn't want her back.
>Starts to become colder and more distant.
>Transfer Kouhai decides to see what's wrong with her since something seems up.
>She pins him down and pours her heart out to him, even slipping out of her posh and refined accent to her natural rough tough girl accent.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:19:11 2017 No.16804033

>>16804016
They'd need some convincing, but they'd get addicted to the feeling pretty quick.

>>16804022
Nah, she was probably trying to stop it since she's a Succubus.
She'll probably end up getting drunk and desperately pulling a student/teacher scenario out of a porno with some lucky bastard who gets to go to her house for "private tutoring".
And then she wakes up with him snuggling her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:20:10 2017 No.16804039 >>16798813 She told me she was real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:22:37 2017 No.16804050 >>16804033 >delinquents start wanting to do it >HUGE Manticore kidnaps the smallest, cutest boy she can find and demands he cuddle her

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:23:07 2017 No.16804052 >>16798931 >her eyes aren't blue >dropped

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:23:09 2017 No.16804053 File: 1.17 MB, 1024x768, 1463832256036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804025 Good end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:24:35 2017 No.16804060 >>16802518 I keep hearing that. Maybe I should write some lactation action to test out is it my calling?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:26:48 2017 No.16804068
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>>16804003
I mean, there's already a free "All Gays and Trans have their minds fixed" in the setting via Alps.

Covers literally every issue but girls wanting to become guys, which seems to be exclusively a humie problem and not a MG problem.

In which case that would be solved by turning them into monsters.

>Mamaonbama legitimately does fix all the bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:34:35 2017 No.16804088 >>16804068 >>Mamaonbama legitimately does fix all the bullshit That's a lava golem's approval.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:43:18 2017 No.16804114 >>16804050 >tfw no YUGE 7ft tall Manticore to cuddle me and protect me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:50:53 2017 No.16804133 >>16802839 http://imgur.com/CY0iXK8

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 05:51:56 2017 No.16804138 >>16804133 Muh dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:11:02 2017 No.16804176 >>16804053 Those girls look dangerous, maybe somebody should invite them over for peaceful tea?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:21:09 2017 No.16804195 >>16804053 Such a shame that this artist rarely if ever draws vaginal sex, anal a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:24:46 2017 No.16804201 >>16804195 Awful taste. >you will never engage in anal sex with a gyaru monster girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:26:18 2017 No.16804206 >>16804195 Anal is nice for an MG. But I don't really see how one would prefer if since it's an inferior SE absorber compared to the vagina. Maybe to please her husband?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:32:52 2017 No.16804224 >>16804068 >>16804068 >I mean, there's already a free "All Gays and Trans have their minds fixed" in the setting via Alps. It doesn't fix their minds though, it just transitions them into the snowflakes they always thought they were

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:41:21 2017 No.16804241 >>16804224 People you don't like deserve to be happy too.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:41:55 2017 No.16804243
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To whomever wrote the story about the guy studying Lava Golems:

Please write a similar story about Glacies. They're criminally underrated girls and ice-formations and ice-caves are super-pretty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:46:20 2017 No.16804250 >>16797166 >>16797569 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:48:11 2017 No.16804256 >>16804241 Statistically speaking, they will be happier if you actually fix their brains rather than letting them do what they want. There's a reason they an hero at higher rates. They are mentally ill and need to be treated rather than given freedom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:51:42 2017 No.16804261 >>16798890 Tell me more!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:51:59 2017 No.16804262 File: 647 KB, 1024x1449, 20c35c4c7cdd3c11dd43ac36c34351e0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804243 Glacies really don't get as much love as they deserve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:59:34 2017 No.16804277 >>16804262 I like them, but keep forgetting about them. Those twin-tails and long legs are nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:06:43 2017 No.16804287 >>16804256 A-Anon. I'm not sure you understand but Mamono fixes everything, Alps aren't going to be killing themselves in the masses but instead are going to be living happy lives filled with pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:07:47 2017 No.16804289 Which MG would love anal the most?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:08:48 2017 No.16804294 >>16804289 Dark Priest.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:09:23 2017 No.16804297

>>16804206
I want to bully my monster maid by only using her anally! Vaginal is only for my wife!
Little do I know that she's a yandere and in love with me so once she hears that, it gets twisted in her head into "vaginal will make me his wife" and one night I wake up to her dressed in a wedding dress, raping me with crazy eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:10:15 2017 No.16804299 >>16804289 Alps

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:10:56 2017 No.16804300 >>16804299 Stop talking shit about Alps, they're good girls and just want to entertain you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:11:17 2017 No.16804301 >>16804289 Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:12:11 2017 No.16804305 >>16804299 >>16804301 I said monster GIRLS

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:13:51 2017 No.16804313 >>16804305 Oh, in that case ____alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:14:05 2017 No.16804314 >>16804300 No doubt there. Alps deserve respect and love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:19:42 2017 No.16804326 >>16804313 Alps are not girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:20:41 2017 No.16804331 >>16804326 But they have vaginas and transform into an Ara Ara goddess when you dick them enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:23:01 2017 No.16804335 >>16804331 Remember when that one faggot was going to write about an Alp going from a stuttering mess to an absolute semen demon, then gave up, tried again, then gave up again? Do we have anyone else working on Alps getting more voluptuous?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:23:02 2017 No.16804336 >>16804326 Alps can be whatever they want to be, even a wife in a cute wedding dress!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:25:27 2017 No.16804344 >>16804335 Oh yeah that faggot. I wonder where he is now? >>16804336 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:26:52 2017 No.16804347 >>16804336 Gay marriage isn't legal over here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:27:36 2017 No.16804349 >>16804347 Well good news, you can marry an alp! Unless you're an alp too. Are you in denial anon? Is that it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:29:39 2017 No.16804356 File: 131 KB, 328x446, FEET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder of FEET

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:31:28 2017 No.16804362 >>16804344 >I wonder where he is now? Thinking of reasons not to write more Alpdom like he promised.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:31:50 2017 No.16804363 >>16804356 Feet are a sweet treasure. I'd lick my MG's paws all over, worship them and groom them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:35:16 2017 No.16804366 >>16804356 Tentacles are better

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:37:30 2017 No.16804370 File: 3.23 MB, 2000x2053, rQ94UKS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804356 PAWS

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:37:43 2017 No.16804372 >>16804314 Brown Alp for those who never asked for it. http://imgur.com/eelafyo

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:38:57 2017 No.16804375 >>16804372 But that's red.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:39:11 2017 No.16804378 >>16804370 Paws a best!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:42:08 2017 No.16804386 >>16804370 >>16804378 I remember reading somewhere that paws produce a special scent that humans love and can get addicted to

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:43:40 2017 No.16804390 >>16804386 Do not underestimate a puppy's paw pads!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:44:25 2017 No.16804393 >>16804386 That's just a bonus for me and a good thing in general. More people will accept wolfus into their hearts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:45:08 2017 No.16804395 File: 1.95 MB, 1697x1200, cf934cf6b2f3b317d615d0785d27a40a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804356 >>16804370 CLAWS

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:48:24 2017 No.16804406 >>16804370 Is subsrcibe to PAWS. Then I'd "accidentally" drop my copy infront of a bunch of MGs with paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:49:32 2017 No.16804413 >>16804375 Fine, sunburned Alp. The tan is still under work. Don't go slapping too hard now, it stings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:50:17 2017 No.16804416 >>16804413 Gonna bathe her in soothing ointments.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:50:26 2017 No.16804418 >>16804413 Maybe someone should apply some soothing cream to the alp's body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:51:34 2017 No.16804420 >>16804395 >>16804370 I demand the biggest meatiest paws and claws in all the land.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:54:56 2017 No.16804433 >>16804287 >Alps aren't going to be killing themselves in the masses Shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:57:28 2017 No.16804440 The objective ranking goes something like this: Tentacles > Polymorphic limbs > Human hands and feet > Snake tails > Wings >>>> Everything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:58:56 2017 No.16804444 >>16804440 Now hold in a damn second, tailpussies are top tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:00:58 2017 No.16804452 >>16804406 I'd buy a copy of PAWS and tape photos of my class president Anubis onto the girl whose paws are being pampered on every page and then let her discover it in my bag during checkups.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:01:07 2017 No.16804454 >>16804440 You couldn't be more wrong and this >>16804444

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:03:05 2017 No.16804463 >>16804452 That sounds fantastic. I'd do that to get her attention aswell! But the question is, what would she do when she found it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:03:39 2017 No.16804464 I'm looking for a Monstergirl who can comfort me when things are crap. Who is the best at that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:05:59 2017 No.16804473 >>16804464 Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:11:36 2017 No.16804482 File: 62 KB, 512x528, snek COL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how many snakes you could coil around a person

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:12:14 2017 No.16804485 I'm sick of where my life is. I'm going to the nearest Kitsune shrine, taking the lid off the Donation Box, and climbing in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:12:19 2017 No.16804487 >>16804482 Depends on his height. >inb4 manlets when will they learn?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:12:23 2017 No.16804488 File: 2.22 MB, 2000x2594, Comfy Zen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which girl would do a Freeman's Mind marathon with me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:13:22 2017 No.16804491 >>16804485 Get yourself a fox who likes liking the area wear your liver is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:13:41 2017 No.16804494 >>16804485 They're not going to feed you if you don't work though.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:19:10 2017 No.16804507

>>16804463
She would confiscate it, obviously, and schedule me a whole lot of detention that same day. Detention that she'd spend asking me why I did it, did I try to sexually harass her, etc. I'd fidget and mumble that it's because I like her. Hopefully at the end she'd pat my head with her big, fluffy paws.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:21:20 2017 No.16804514

>>16804440
Amen, long live tentacles
They are so soft, squishy and versatile

>>16804485
You are either going to be given to the head priestess or become a groundskeeper for the shrine
Be aware that in some shrine the head priestess is a loli, usually the daughter of the previous head priestess

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:24:31 2017 No.16804518 >>16804507 That sounds very cute indeed anon, although I'm afraid it would only make you love her more. What's your next move? Even after that I wouldn't be able to stop admiring her and checking out her paws. I'd fall in love with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:26:26 2017 No.16804523 >>16804491 That stuff about eating liver is a myth. I'm okay if they "Eat" me though. >>16804494 What about all those doujinshi where someone goes to a shrine and is raped by a Monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:27:56 2017 No.16804527 >>16804206 Who says it's inferior, even real life substances can get absorbed so quickly it can be dangerous. All those submissive loli monsters will not suffer from spirit energy deficiency.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:29:25 2017 No.16804530 >>16804261 Its about how an alp stalks someone after they alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:29:57 2017 No.16804532 File: 3.17 MB, 2400x2600, 1447487475562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804523 Doujins ain't real life, boya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:31:01 2017 No.16804534 >>16804530 Lyrics?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:32:01 2017 No.16804536 >>16804532 MGE life is pretty close to doujins though

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:32:11 2017 No.16804537

>>16804527
I think in a world guide or something that is said SE is best absorbed through the vagina.

But don't worry because I 100% agree with you. I'm going to give anal to my loli and fill her with my seed. But afterwards having her plan punishments for me because of my actions. Bending her over and anally breeding her would be worth it though, especially hearing her little protests as I thrust in and out, inhaling her scent next to her face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:34:04 2017 No.16804543 >>16804536 that's because they aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:53:19 2017 No.16804584 File: 130 KB, 697x939, C2OPmAkVIAAi9R_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804543 You didn't have to remind us

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:56:52 2017 No.16804599 >>16804543 I'd love to see the look on your face when October comes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 08:58:24 2017 No.16804602 >>16804584 I'm glad she's not real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:00:46 2017 No.16804607 >>16804602 >Not wanting a cute spider to turn the world into a chaotic fuckfest You need a flayer

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:01:22 2017 No.16804610 >>16804584 Oh god I want to hug a spider so bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:01:27 2017 No.16804611 >>16804602 I'm sad specifically Atlach Nachas don't exist. Such great girls. >tfw I'll never run away from everyday life with an Atlacha Nacha

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:02:09 2017 No.16804614 >>16804610 Taken out of context this phrase is probably going to confuse a lot of people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:02:22 2017 No.16804615 >>16804599 I want to believe

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:04:06 2017 No.16804621 >>16804607 >>16804611 They're probably the one Monster Girl I actively dislike. I'd be weird if a Monster you hate wanted you as her husbando though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:04:16 2017 No.16804622 >>16797661 >You will never be a slave to a demon and get to hump her legs and thighs Freedom is overrated guys

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:06:53 2017 No.16804633 >>16797700 I need them! I can't live without Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:06:59 2017 No.16804634 >>16804614 Nah, I'm Australian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:08:09 2017 No.16804638 >>16804621 And that's fine, I know a lot of people dislike Atlach Nacha. There's no problem in that. I just love them though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:08:25 2017 No.16804640 >>16804634 Ah, my mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:08:28 2017 No.16804642 >>16804599 >October ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:08:46 2017 No.16804644 https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/848504246391644161 That guy making the MMD model for Wight posted another video, now I want to dance with one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:10:57 2017 No.16804648 >>16804642 Oh you don't know anon? Come October this year the portals are going to open and we'll be reunited with our waifus or just going into their world to live a happier life. It's going to be absolutely fantastic!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:11:27 2017 No.16804652 >>16804642 The end of the world, anon. A solar eclipse and everything, don't you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:11:43 2017 No.16804653 >>16804644 Interesting. I imagined Wights to be more elegant, or at least more collected. >>16804648 Or we're all going to Gensokyo manually, gotcha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:12:00 2017 No.16804656 >>16804648 >>16804652 Oh

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:12:23 2017 No.16804657 >>16804644 I wonder if this is what Wights enjoy doing when nobody is around. Anyway that guys got some fine taste for loving Wights.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:16:18 2017 No.16804669 >>16804611 >wanting to use your spider face tentacles to induce a cute spider to ovulate You're LEWD

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:16:25 2017 No.16804670 >>16804648 This was the case last year. And the year before that. All the blood moons, too. I've lost hope entirely.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:16:59 2017 No.16804673

>>16804653
>Interesting. I imagined Wights to be more elegant, or at least more collected.
I see my ideal Wight as being the kind of rich lady to enjoy doing silly stuff once in a while, having to keep up appearances at formal events all the time must be tough.
>>16804657
He has great taste, I hope he does a Lich model eventually too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:18:38 2017 No.16804679 >>16804670 I guarantee you it will happen this time.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:19:37 2017 No.16804681

>>16804621
I don't think disliking them is justified but I can see plenty of reason to fear them or see them as evil
There are few or no other species with such a bad end

>Get lured inside an Atlach-Nacha's nest through her eldritch magic
>You don't know how to leave
>She rapes you, insults you and belittles you
>Once her venom kicks in you get a brief moment of joy as you finally get her to shut up
>Moments later you become nothing but her fuckthrone
>You spend the rest of eternity spinning the web

It's probably not as bad as that but just ending up in an Atlach-Nacha's nest is already a game over in and of itself

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:20:22 2017 No.16804684 >>16804669 Thanks for the compliment, I do try my best. And yes I would definitely be doing that, going to do it gently and passionately to my Atlach Nacha, telling her I'm going to make her the happiest mother in the world.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:21:34 2017 No.16804691

>>16804681
>>Moments later you become nothing but her fuckthrone
>>You spend the rest of eternity spinning the web

I can't be the only one who thinks that doesn't sound like perfection? That's not game over for me, that's the beginning of an amazing life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:22:37 2017 No.16804696 File: 125 KB, 974x750, 1482576404579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804584 >tfw you'll never hug a nacho while she lovingly calls you a creep It's not fair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:23:53 2017 No.16804701 >>16804644 >best girl getting more love I hope KC will do that making-of sometime in the near future.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:27:09 2017 No.16804711

>>16804684
>Eating her out as a spider to induce her
>She ahegaos from the pain and pleasure
>You turn back into a human and breed her
>Her eyes roll back and her tongue hangs out as you lovingly penetrate her
>She keeps mumbling how much she loves you between confused multiple orgasms
>The next day she's blushing hard and calling you mean things while hiding her face under the sheets
>"Rapist!"
>"Now I'm pregnant with your rape eggs!"
>"You'd better take responsiblity, alright?"
>"You fucking deadbeat!"
Is she a loli or an aunty Nacha?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:27:09 2017 No.16804712 >>16804696 It hurts me both emotionally and physically because I can't have this. >>16804644 Are we a step closer to VR MGE waifus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:29:06 2017 No.16804716 >>16804711 She can call me a creep all she wants but it won't stop me from giving her cuddle sex while kissing her neck and telling her how much I love her. I prefer loli (not in a im a lolicon way)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:30:32 2017 No.16804722 >>16804691 I'm with you, though I'd love some breaks for comfy stuff like >>16804696 Ideally I'd have a small house in the middle of nowhere on top of my Atlach-Nacha's nest that way she can spin her web as much as she wants but I also get some comfort

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:31:06 2017 No.16804725 >>16804716 Loli works very well with the teasing, but an Ishimura-ya Patchu type would be the perfect to ahegao as she gets induced and bred.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:32:02 2017 No.16804726 >>16804722 >Playing with your brood while their mother gently sings and spins a web to end the world

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:33:51 2017 No.16804727

>>16804722
Of course that just sounds too comfy. Having a small little cottage to do comfy things in with her is almost necessary. I love her nest but sometimes it's nice to have a little break in the cottage. Amiright?

>>16804725
No doubt an Ara Ara aunty body would be fantastic. Seeing all her curves and womanly body.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:35:33 2017 No.16804731

>>16804488
I would cuddle up with a Yeti under a Weresheep wool blanket and watch quintessential 80s movies, fireplace keeping us warm inside while a blizzard rages outside, the Yeti's paws rubbing all over and her humming warmly if one of us catches a cold chill

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:40:00 2017 No.16804740

>>16804727
I'd love to be together with a Nacha from the time she's a tsunloli to the time when she's ready to become a mother, and then have her regress back to our childhood together from the ahegao of being induced and bred. Calling me by my old nickname, repeating the words from when we first got together, the time she first told me she loved me, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:42:08 2017 No.16804744 >>16804740 Just to perfect. Hurts me inside imagining the comfy life I'd have with an Atlach Nacha. Your life with her truly sounds fantastic, anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:45:23 2017 No.16804753 >>16797729 Big, strong Hellhounds! Big, strong Hellhounds who want to make you their chew toy! Big, strong Hellhounds who want to love you roughly and give lots of neck and ear nibbles!

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:46:12 2017 No.16804755

>>16804744
I'd start crying happy tears when I was almost there, and she'd think she'd bullied me too hard again. She'd hug me hard and apologize for being so mean to me in a childish voice. Just then I'd flood her newly freed egg with my semen and create our first daughter deep inside her.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:49:52 2017 No.16804763

>>16804726
You should give your brood as much love as possible because after once they leave the familial nest they will have it very hard
Just thinking of an Atlach-Nacha all alone, slowly spinning her web for centuries on end makes me sad

I'd try my hardest to get my daughterus to stay home until they marry

>>16804727
>I love her nest but sometimes it's nice to have a little break in the cottage. Amiright?
You'll have to convince her not me
I bet she'd try to bite you so she can go back to web spinning until you show her how comfy it can be to share a proper meal and then cuddle in a clean bed

Atlach-Nachas have a horrifying diet
>Omnivorous: wild animals, etc.
Can you imagine her picking some random animal who wandered in her nest and eating it raw? I'd never let her eat like that again

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:51:12 2017 No.16804765 >>16804755 That's both lewd and cute! I really hope you meet your Atlach Nacha soon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:52:45 2017 No.16804768 >>16804753 Hellhounds and Anubis. The two girls who burnt a very special hole in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:53:04 2017 No.16804770 File: 331 KB, 1000x985, 1435140716121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to have animu fights with Mary Sues and then have sex with them to recharge for another bout.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:54:49 2017 No.16804774

>>16804763
>Can you imagine her picking some random animal who wandered in her nest and eating it raw? I'd never let her eat like that again

>Anon cooking up his Atlach Nacha wife a delicious cooked ham
>Atlach Nacha tasting cooked food for the first time and having a surprised look on her face
>"This tastes so go-... I mean, it t-tastes like trash"
>all while she just keeps eating and you can see the bliss on her face from the taste

Like I said to the other anon, you're a man of fine taste and deserve to see your Atlach Nacha wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:57:08 2017 No.16804783 >>16804774 All Atlach-Nachas deserve husbands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 09:58:15 2017 No.16804788 >>16804783 That's some truth right there.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:03:56 2017 No.16804797

>>16804774
Thanks, that means a lot

>>16804783
Exactly
Whether you want to embrace the chaos and help her end the world or show her that there is more to life than sex and spinning the web or even somewhere you in the middle, there is an Atlach-Nacha out there waiting for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:05:08 2017 No.16804803 >>16804797 They all sounds pretty great if I'm honest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:05:33 2017 No.16804805 >>16804768 Wolfus are just objectively perfect. There is nothing wrong with them. Its just one of those facts of the universe, like the sky being blue or the sun being hot or Pepsi being inferior to Coke.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:07:12 2017 No.16804810

>>16797729
Submissive, Slutty Boys!
Submissive, Slutty Boys who want to wear a collar!
Submissive, Slutty Boys who want to become house husbands!
Submissive, Slutty Boys who want a big tall, assertive Monster Girl to dominate them in bed and outside of it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:08:14 2017 No.16804816 >>16804797 I want to heal a bitter, bullied Nacha with my love and make her see that the world isn't only bad!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:09:06 2017 No.16804819 >>16792162 Teaching them things or them teaching you things?

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:10:15 2017 No.16804823

>>16804805
Very true anon. Personally as a wolfu slut I cannot find a single thing wrong with them. I can try my hardest but I will fail. Wolfus have always appealed and been special to me. I love them so much it's hard to put into words!

I'll raise a glass to your fine taste.

>Pepsi being inferior to Coke.

You know anon. I'll forgive you for that because you are also a man of patrician tier taste. I just personally prefer Pepsi. But atleast we can agree wolfus are amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:12:47 2017 No.16804835 >>16804810 This is my dream!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:15:09 2017 No.16804845 >>16804835 It's mine aswell. Sounds so perfect doesn't it? Who wouldn't want a life like that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:26:29 2017 No.16804862 >>16804805 >>16804823 I'm sure we could finally end the pepsi vs coke debate with a couple of Slimes and Bubble Slimes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:28:01 2017 No.16804868 >>16804862 Filling a slime up with Pepsi and another slime with Coca-Cola?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:28:17 2017 No.16804870 File: 30 KB, 495x500, Bubble_Slime_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804862 The winner is Fanta

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:35:16 2017 No.16804889 >>16804868 Something like that You might have to lick them and do other various tests on them after wards >>16804870 >Spoiler Not even a Bubble Slime used to gutter water would enjoy that trash

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:41:36 2017 No.16804906 >>16804060 Sure. >>16804133 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:42:26 2017 No.16804907 I wish I was being held by a huge breasted Minotaur right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:43:47 2017 No.16804910 >>16804907 Same, but just being held by any big girl 4me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:45:00 2017 No.16804916 File: 385 KB, 1085x1239, 1452466486041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804370 paws

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:50:38 2017 No.16804936 >>16804907 I wish I was being chased by one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:53:04 2017 No.16804947 >>16804907 >huge breasted Minotau That's redundant Minotaurs have small breast complex when their size is any lower than H

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:54:18 2017 No.16804950 >>16804936 Playfully? Or are you going to get Snu Snu'd? >>16804947 >DD cup Mino with a small breast complex CUTE!

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:54:18 2017 No.16804951
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>>16804644
While this is certainly impressive I hope he has her summon her ectoplasm claws at some point in the dance. But that might be asking too much with the resources he has to work with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:55:52 2017 No.16804954 >>16804951 It's probably easy enough to do with 2 versions of the mode, one with claws and one without, a quick camera cut would do the trick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:56:55 2017 No.16804959 >>16804954 >mode model.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 10:58:36 2017 No.16804962 >>16804950 Rapefully.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:01:31 2017 No.16804968 >>16795612 MAJESTIC!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:02:29 2017 No.16804970 >>16795612 Wish I had fun dreams like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:04:27 2017 No.16804978 >>16804862 Poor fools didn't have a chance when the true drink of patricians, Dr. Pepper, was never up for grabs. The slime that drank that would have won the war for the DL and ushered in an era of peace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:07:06 2017 No.16804989 File: 262 KB, 1000x1000, Paladin Airlines.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16804250

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:07:46 2017 No.16804991 >>16804989 That hat is in bad taste!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:07:48 2017 No.16804992 >MFW having a dream about a Demon Realm Boar-type Dire Orc >MFW can't put words to paper in order to write it out

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:09:03 2017 No.16804994 >>16804992 Try these. >It was a dark and stormy night

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:09:12 2017 No.16804995 >>16804989 I still don't get it. Although that Wock had a very cute hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:10:27 2017 No.16804998 >>16804989 Where are they going though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:13:04 2017 No.16805000 >>16796735 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:16:26 2017 No.16805005 >>16796735 >sub dragons Trash

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:17:35 2017 No.16805008 How is it all the good posts and drawfag stuff happens when I'm alseep? It's not fair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:22:35 2017 No.16805019 >>16804978 This. Honestly. I prefer coke to pepsi but I'll take a Dr. Pepper over either any day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:23:04 2017 No.16805021 >>16805008 >Anon is asleep. Post content. I bet that monster girls would go >Anons asleep, post cute pictures of anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:25:29 2017 No.16805029 >>16805021 >90% of your waifu's pictures on her phone is of you sleeping

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:25:30 2017 No.16805030 >>16805021 I dunno why but talking about the MG version of these threads is quite comfy. >"tfw you will never breastfeed anon" >"MERE" >"MALE" >"HUMANS"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:27:23 2017 No.16805036 >>16805021 >on /hmg/ your waifu is so deep in her escapism that she has imagined a daily rhythm for her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:27:46 2017 No.16805037 >>16805030 What would the anon version of a lilim even be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:28:11 2017 No.16805039 >>16805030 Some dragons just like weak and submissive guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:28:56 2017 No.16805041 >>16805037 I dono. Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:29:37 2017 No.16805043 >>16805037 Chad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:30:30 2017 No.16805047 >>16805043 >Chad >Anything but 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:31:03 2017 No.16805050 >>16805039 Those are my favourite type of Dragons. >>16805037 Male Celebrities are my biggest guess. I mean Lilims are basically the celebrities of the MGE world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:31:14 2017 No.16805052 >>16805037 OC lilims would just be their creators.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:31:15 2017 No.16805053 >>16805047 lilim is a shit, so it fits

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:32:35 2017 No.16805058 >>16805030 >No anon can beat the V. No one can beat the V. >Fuck you guys, there is nothing wrong with wanting to fuck your adopted anon son. >I want a hard, strong anon's abs to rest my head against.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:34:47 2017 No.16805062 >>16805058 >No anon can beat the V. No one can beat the V. What about a better V?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:35:17 2017 No.16805063 >>16805058 >tfw you realize you'd be the target of chubby Anon lovers

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:35:30 2017 No.16805065 >>16805052 >Maritan is Maritan and vice versa I get the feeling we found out something we shouldn't have found out

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:37:06 2017 No.16805071 >>16805058 Sonu fuckers are the worse. I wonder if my daughterus would post about me. Maybe they are jaust abandonned younglins that dream of a true father.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:37:08 2017 No.16805072 >>16805058 Kek >I bet your husband is an Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:38:28 2017 No.16805074 >>16805063 >tfw you realize your waifu is a chubby hubby lover with a fetish for fixing a broken husband

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:38:49 2017 No.16805076 [SPOILER]

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>>16805053
The only thing wrong with OC Donut Steelims was how popular they became with satirical ones like CRUSHER and Kawaiipenis, as well as that stupid fucking 7DeadlySins image you used to see nearly every thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:39:35 2017 No.16805077 >>16805072 If someone husbandoed me, I'd probably freak out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:40:59 2017 No.16805082 >Painter loli is gunna name her painting after me >And it's going to be a cold, dark and gentle place So basically she paints an undead kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:42:59 2017 No.16805089 >>16805072 >I bet the only reason you're n a harem is because your husband alped and so you tow had to get a real man

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:43:36 2017 No.16805093 File: 187 KB, 680x567, 1485712189886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805058 >hbt!KDF >hbt!Grigori >hbt!Wikifags >hbt!Paladinposting LAPDposting? >hbt!insert shitstorm here

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:47:06 2017 No.16805104 >>16805093 Just monster waifus discussing their husbandos. >people with harems get x number of wifes times more posting

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:50:35 2017 No.16805115 >>16805093 KDF dindu nuffin

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:51:50 2017 No.16805118 >>16805115 KDF is fine. There is a whole team of faggots worse than him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:52:21 2017 No.16805120 >>16805115 Wouldn't their version of that acronym be far different since it's a kobold into latex and bondage as a sub?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:53:52 2017 No.16805125 >>16805093 I wonder what the MG equivalent of the people who post in these threads would be like. >Two demons >one posting about wanting to grow up with her husbando and the other always talking about lewd situations with of her husbando

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:55:13 2017 No.16805132 >>16805118 Like "those" writefags?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:55:46 2017 No.16805133 >>16805120 His waifu is a dom too though so I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:56:48 2017 No.16805140 >>16805132 Yes, them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:57:21 2017 No.16805144 >>16805125 >Psychologists are evil! They corrupt people and take away their free will! Your husbando a shit, wouldn't trust em!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:57:21 2017 No.16805145 >>16805125 >A jabberwock that didn't want to fuck her otouto until a hellhound raped him and a dumb zombie dragon with a corruption fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:57:45 2017 No.16805147 >>16805132 He's not even the worst of the shitposters. Especially not recently.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 11:57:52 2017 No.16805149 File: 1.44 MB, 1280x1280, 1450190661372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805093 >gyarus and thug girls fantasizing about fighting and raping the cops

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:00:24 2017 No.16805156 >>16805132 >"those" writefags Who are (((they)))

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:00:49 2017 No.16805158 >>16804989 >aiding a dumb newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:00:53 2017 No.16805159 >>16805145 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:02:26 2017 No.16805165 File: 116 KB, 600x484, 1408580569167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805158 >muh sekrit klub XD You're horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:03:50 2017 No.16805172 >>16805149 >gyaru monster secretly wishing for straight laced student council president husband

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:04:36 2017 No.16805173 >>16805118 There are the people that won't stop obnoxiously bringing his name up at every opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:04:54 2017 No.16805174 >>16805125 >The Dragons who argue about their husbando beating up other human males and getting really haughty about it Dragons probably make the worst posters since they could never let an argument slide and would always fall for bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:05:15 2017 No.16805176 >>16805165 Go back to the /a/ threads you shitter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:05:51 2017 No.16805179 >>16805173 It's almost like becoming a thread meme is bad for someone's reputation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:05:58 2017 No.16805180 >>16805165 Wha? Secret club? This shithole is one I won't take a shit down in, but newfags are newfags m8.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:06:18 2017 No.16805182 >>16805125 >A Cheshire who wears strap-ons to bait other MGs into believing futas are a real thing >Only to die of a brain aneurysm a year later

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:06:21 2017 No.16805183 >>16805173 Everyone needs an enemy, i guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:06:31 2017 No.16805184 >>16805176 But I got kicked out of /a/ to here years ago.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:09:49 2017 No.16805206
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As much as I want to knock up a kiki with as many daughterus as she can hold, would she still be able to do chores? I can only imagine she'd still be adamant about doing it, even after I offer to do the housework.
>"Honey, please. Just rest. I'll take care of the cleaning."
>"N-no, I'm quite alright. The doctor said I can still do things around the house."
>she's having a little trouble sweeping with her gravid stomach getting in the way. you manage to pry the broom from her surprisingly vice-like grip
>"It's just sweeping. I can handle a broom. Now go sit down on the couch and I'll be with you after I finish everything."
>five minutes later, there's dirt everywhere, the laundry has turned to shreds, the toilet is overflowing uncontrollably, and, somehow, the dishwater is on fire. you can faintly hear your kiki hyperventilating from the living room, like she has some kind of sixth sense
>you know you messed up, but you can't help but feel impressed by how bad you did

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:10:15 2017 No.16805208 >>16805165 Lurking before posting is encouraged site wide, fuck off to reddit if you don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:10:25 2017 No.16805209 >>16805125 >A Kobold who is a reformed shitposter but still has discussions about kinky things, having sex with her daughteru and introducng her to daddy's cock

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:11:50 2017 No.16805216 >>16804995 Man, you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:12:06 2017 No.16805218 >>16805206 Well hot diggity!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:12:31 2017 No.16805221 >>16804819 Teaching them things like hunting and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:13:24 2017 No.16805223 >>16805221 I don't know how to hunt. Can I teach them about history? I know history.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:14:09 2017 No.16805228

>>16805206
It's probably hard for Kikis to do those kind of chores with a baby bump. I can see it getting in the way.

But what you, as her mastah, need to do is to train before hand how to do that kind of stuff. Sure it won't be as good as her but atleast she's not straining herself and the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:16:04 2017 No.16805235 File: 547 KB, 806x840, yep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16803932 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:17:11 2017 No.16805239 >>16805223 No not really, they don't need that. The discussion was about them learning how to hunt and survive so instead of begging for meat they would get it themselves. Gonna raise a pack of dangerous wendies while their parents are busy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:18:12 2017 No.16805247 >>16805125 >An Anubis who fantasizes about her husband drinking a shotafication potion, but insists she's not a shotacon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:18:27 2017 No.16805249 >>16805239 Guess I'm completely useless to Wendigos. I wonder if there's some other primitive species who could use my expertise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:20:22 2017 No.16805255 >>16805249 Maybe you could discuss that kind of stuff with a Wight or a Hakutaku.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:20:28 2017 No.16805256 >>16805125 >A girl who consistently posts cuntboy art against the wishes of everybody else and argues that it's on topic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:21:07 2017 No.16805259 >>16805247 >onee-sabbath dark mages contantly shitposting about the superiority of shotas and otoutos

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:21:30 2017 No.16805263 >>16802062 I liked that movie too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:24:39 2017 No.16805286 >>16805263 wait, what? I accidentally plagiarized a movie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:24:57 2017 No.16805287 >>16805125 >3000 fucking pictures of the same human boy that no one else is really all that into but regularly get more and more made because that one gazer keeps commissioning them

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:25:10 2017 No.16805289 >>16805247 Would say "submissive dogs" at the thread just to see her open up her schedule and say that it's bad and that would never happen in her relationship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:26:00 2017 No.16805294 >>16805125 >Somehow Miia is there too

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:26:05 2017 No.16805297 >>16805286 Mr. Church. Prepare to cry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:26:08 2017 No.16805298 >>16805125 >recolors of human boys

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:27:24 2017 No.16805305 File: 951 KB, 846x1200, Shiny Shog Tweak 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805144 >>16805298 Oh how cheeky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:28:29 2017 No.16805315 >>16805305 >dat bottom color Where can I get my BBQ sauce flavored Shogg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:30:03 2017 No.16805329 >>16805315 She's that one waitress at Porkers who always smiles just a little too widely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:30:06 2017 No.16805331 >>16805125 >Yetis post random gibberish where you can barely decipher the word "hug" >get told to fuck off and buy a bigger keyboard

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:30:25 2017 No.16805335 >>16805140 Who are they so I can avoid reading their schlock?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:31:37 2017 No.16805342 File: 223 KB, 540x512, 1485515848580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805329 >"So... how was the... mhm, mhmhm, hmmhmhmhm! ...ribs?" >You feel something not quite settled right in your stomach

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:33:57 2017 No.16805350 >>16805342 >Vore'ing parts of your waifu Take a step back and think about what you just wrote.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:34:06 2017 No.16805352 >>16805335 No, do read it. Lessons you learn yourself usually stick. Or maybe you'll actually enjoy it and learn something new about yourself. Either way, it's a win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:35:11 2017 No.16805363 >>16805247 >>16805289 Oh you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:36:35 2017 No.16805369 >>16805350 And so the man shall leave his mother and father to be with his wife and the two shall become one flesh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:36:52 2017 No.16805373 >>16805350 You do know that when you put a shogg fork in your mouth that happens, right? It's how she becomes one with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:37:31 2017 No.16805378 >>16805342 >>16805350 Shoggies. NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:39:09 2017 No.16805384 >>16805373 I meant as in eating and swallowing her, not just putting her in your mouth. By that logic, oral sex would be vore. Fucking hell, Anon. Come on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:39:56 2017 No.16805387 >>16805342 That explains why I've been coughing up gunk for the past month.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:40:25 2017 No.16805389 >>16805384 You are swallowing bits of her when you do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:41:55 2017 No.16805397 >>16805389 Gonna need a citation on that. Last I saw, the "become one" thing happens only during sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:42:01 2017 No.16805399 >>16805350 Eating a little bit of your waifu is a necessary step of a healthy relationship, only if she is edible and can regrow what you ate though How can you say you truly love your slime waifu if you refuse to eat even a little bit of her slime?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:42:02 2017 No.16805400 This proves, yet again, that Kikis are the superior maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:42:13 2017 No.16805403 File: 2.45 MB, 1748x1240, 6605477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ohayou, dude!

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:42:44 2017 No.16805406

>>16805350
It's not really vore if she's intentionally feeding you her body so that she can control every part of your body.

It'll become important later in the plot when she makes you get on your knees to lick her in front of someone she assumed you had feelings for in a vulgar display of dominance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:43:39 2017 No.16805412 >>16805403 look at all those kitties!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:44:00 2017 No.16805414 >>16805400 More like Stinkiki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:44:07 2017 No.16805415 >>16805399 Does this mean it's ok to lick your waifu's mofu clean? >>16805400 Now now. They're both superior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:45:13 2017 No.16805422 >>16805399 What am I reading

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:45:53 2017 No.16805426 >>16805399 how about no my dude?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:46:01 2017 No.16805428 >>16805397 Eating slimes is a pretty common things and she is a goopey slime that makes goopey furniture. It would be a miracle if there wasn't anything of her in the food when you used her fork to put it in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:48:12 2017 No.16805437 >>16805406 >>16805428 All of this silly fantasy is rendered moot when you remember the existence of digestion and the call of nature, hence why it's bad. There's also the fact that your antibodies might not like it if it stays in your body.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:48:36 2017 No.16805439

>>16805415
>Does this mean it's ok to lick your waifu's mofu clean?
If you're both into it then why not, though that's still extremely perverted

>>16805422
>>16805426
You guys don't know anything about romance
Next you will tell me that you wouldn't even eat out a P'Orc

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:50:17 2017 No.16805449 >>16805439 Are you really gonna make me point out the difference between eating and eating out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:50:29 2017 No.16805451 File: 380 KB, 1190x1301, Power Couple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We've drifted into ultra pervert territory. Can't we go back to the old days where we were happy just to want good MG waifus? Or wanting to be raped by MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:50:52 2017 No.16805455 >>16805342 >>16805350 >>16805373 >>16805384 >>16805389 >>16805397 >>16805399 >>16805406 >>16805428 >>16805437 I just wanted to talk about cute shogs in white tanktops and orange hotpants...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:50:52 2017 No.16805456 >>16805125 >tfw you're the equivalent of the Cait Sith or the Charybdis

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:50:55 2017 No.16805457 >>16805439 I wouldn't, bacon is gross.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:51:01 2017 No.16805459 >>16805439 >If you're both into it then why not, though that's still extremely perverted Of course. It would be only something for he bedroom. Licking each other clean sounds very lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:51:35 2017 No.16805463 File: 1.05 MB, 1063x1508, 1444848592748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805451 GONNA GETCHA!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:51:38 2017 No.16805464 >>16805437 Her goop get's absorved my the body and when mamono mana can heal fatal injuries I doubt antibodies would do a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:51:54 2017 No.16805466 >>16805456 eat a dick shoggocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:52:03 2017 No.16805467 >>16805456 Eh? Elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:53:37 2017 No.16805473 >>16805466 I'm not him >>16805467 It means nobody wants you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:54:43 2017 No.16805479 >>16805464 Then you become fatter due to retained liquids in your body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:55:26 2017 No.16805483 >>16805437 Monstergirls being a fantasy aside, don't you think that ca species whose survival depends upon another species would develop a large number of ways to circumvent their immune systems? T. Alberto Cordyceps

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:55:40 2017 No.16805484 >>16805463 What a cutie I wish she kept her creepy eyes instead of having them as goggles

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:56:34 2017 No.16805486 >>16805052 >>16805125 >Victoria writes herself getting bullied heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:57:04 2017 No.16805489 >>16805479 No, you become a shoggoth husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:57:25 2017 No.16805491 >>16805483 Parasitic ones, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:59:34 2017 No.16805503 >>16805489 Impossible hypothesis. I am immune to husbandoing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:00:53 2017 No.16805510 >>16805503 That's because you are a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:01:10 2017 No.16805511 >>16805459 Hold on a second She is going to lick you too? Make sure she isn't a Kumiho then, you wouldn't want her to repeatedly lick your liver area with hungry eyes

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:01:58 2017 No.16805516

>>16805029
That becomes much more fun when you don't have a waifu, and she leaves said phone behind on accident one night. Whoever that stranger is, they've been cuddling and posing with you in your deepest sleep. Coming in through the window perhaps, going through your things in total silence, watching you sleep.

There aren't nearly enough horror waifus out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:03:47 2017 No.16805528 >>16805511 I mean, ignore I'm being honest I'd be the one licking and worshiping her body. Maybe we'd groom each other after hot and sweaty sex but a good majority of the time it's me licking her. No need to fret anon. She won't eat my liver, I hope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:03:49 2017 No.16805529 >>16805352 That didn't really answer my question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:08:34 2017 No.16805552 >>16805516 I bet it's the Kunoichis or Manti that are doing it. Sneaky bastards those girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:13:51 2017 No.16805579 >>16805387 oh, you too? Tekeli-li

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:24:19 2017 No.16805620 >>16805399 Can confirm. Eating what a Slime offers you will endear you to her, and strengthen your bond. Not to mention the health benefits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:25:27 2017 No.16805622 >>16805620 I wonder if slimes with a sweet personality taste extra sweet. Maybe their mood and personality affects their taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:27:10 2017 No.16805627 >>16805350 That's nothing new. MGE slimes like to offer part of their body to their husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:27:22 2017 No.16805629 >>16805622 Without a doubt. The tsundere ones are like sour candies that sweeten over time. CC Slimes are like peppermint or tea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:30:10 2017 No.16805641 >>16805629 Oh that sounds nice. I wonder what yan slimes taste like. Sweet at first but then turns into _____?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:32:04 2017 No.16805653 >>16805641 Something addictive. She's the only thing that's going to be entering your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:34:50 2017 No.16805664 >>16805653 Yan slimes a cute then. I can understand why they'd want their slime to be addictive. Poor slimes probably feel like their husbands don't love them because of their abundance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:37:05 2017 No.16805671 File: 26 KB, 180x156, Slime Jelly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805622 By canon at least the basic taste depends on the type of slime. http://mgewiki.com/w/Slime_Jelly

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:38:25 2017 No.16805675 >>16805664 That's a good point. I wonder if there are a lot of slimes that try and really make themselves stand out because of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:38:36 2017 No.16805677 >>16805671 I wonder if that stuff could be used in marinades.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:40:09 2017 No.16805683 You never change.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:41:03 2017 No.16805685 File: 1.62 MB, 500x379, 1449155188192.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you stare at a closed TV on a rainy midnight, you'll meet your soulmate!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:41:12 2017 No.16805687 File: 168 KB, 750x1206, 1427136289061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805683 Nani?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:41:16 2017 No.16805688 >>16805671 >Dark slimes will gladly share their jelly with anons >It's thoroughly saturated with DE >Anon now has a waifu Dark slimes are scary

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:41:46 2017 No.16805690 >>16805671 Gonna mix slimes and plants together to have the ultimate dessert.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:44:55 2017 No.16805704 File: 1.11 MB, 827x1169, ___lava_golem____by_butter_t-d95upri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805687 I want to intercrural a lava golem onto her lava tummy so she can still absorb it all up

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:45:06 2017 No.16805705 https://myanimelist.net/anime/33834/Sin__Nanatsu_no_Taizai hype train

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:46:14 2017 No.16805712 File: 183 KB, 1200x1243, 1424187258899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805688 They're the most intelligent Slimes aside from Shoggoths, so it's to be expected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:46:42 2017 No.16805716 >>16805690 Just make sure you don't put bubble slime jelly that's filled with toxins into the mix for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:49:23 2017 No.16805723 >>16805683 What? Of course I don't change anon. Except for my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:49:52 2017 No.16805727 >>16805712 >having sex with dark slime waifu >tendril faces encourage you >suggest different positions that she enjoys >that one shitty tendril who tells you she's faking it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:50:04 2017 No.16805728 File: 313 KB, 450x631, 80311ab139cfb4e091a3600c5067072e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805705 >the same people that animated this also animated LoGH, Mushishi, and the Senran Kagura anime among others This might be some nice fanservice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:50:17 2017 No.16805730 File: 46 KB, 384x800, Sin-Nanatsu-no-Taizai-Sloth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805705 Sloth a cutie

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:51:07 2017 No.16805732 So no new girl today, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:52:32 2017 No.16805738 >>16805457 BLASPHEMY! PORK IS THE MEAT OF KINGS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:52:45 2017 No.16805739 >>16805732 Hopefully its Ochimusha so we can get at least one samurai that finds themselves in a time period long after the one they grew up in this week

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:53:12 2017 No.16805741 File: 252 KB, 1000x1000, 1418663712846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hydromancy is really useful when dealing with aquatic beasts.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:53:47 2017 No.16805743

>>16805705
Fair warning, there's some girl on girl service in the trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqiRF7ovKM4
Not that I personally mind but people should know going in and adjust their expectations accordingly.
>>16805730
I can't wait to see her animated, I've had my eye on that design since 2014. Production delays are a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:54:14 2017 No.16805746 >>16805739 No SJ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:54:15 2017 No.16805747 >>16805739 So she's gotta get back? Back to the past?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:54:35 2017 No.16805749 File: 156 KB, 450x618, 2cd9ec8edcbaf440b0add3b791761d14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805730 >>16805743

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:55:12 2017 No.16805754 File: 632 KB, 733x1100, tumblr_onqyk1qALj1tufm3to1_r1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Dullahan wife/bodyguard with this kind of body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:55:30 2017 No.16805755 >>16805747 To play the shitty games that suck ass?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:56:52 2017 No.16805764 >>16805754 This guys artstyle really doesn't click with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:56:57 2017 No.16805765 >>16805746 Le wacky burping improv science show played all night long and SJ got pushed back to next week >>16805747 Some cosmic dark matter flung her into the future

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 13:59:37 2017 No.16805775 >>16805764 Its hit or miss for me, but when its good I personally really like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:00:07 2017 No.16805779 >>16805749 I want to have lazy cuddle sex with sloth or fuck her in the prone position while she plays video games.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:01:26 2017 No.16805783 >just read atlach nacha's description Jesus KC. What did you guys think?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:02:09 2017 No.16805789 >>16805783 It's shit, only headcanon saves her, just like with the rest of chaos monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:02:51 2017 No.16805792 >>16805783 There was some discussion about her a few hours ago, I like her though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:03:42 2017 No.16805798 >>16805704 All slime monsters are made for a mix of intercrural and cuddling Dorome most of all

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:05:05 2017 No.16805804 >>16805789 It's not that bad, notes say you can change back at will.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:05:43 2017 No.16805806

>>16805783
I think she's a good addition to the Chaos girls and I know a lot of people don't like them, but I do. I found their description very unique and badass in a way.

Atlach Nachas fit a specific kind of person who wants that. And if I'm honest I wouldn't mind it.

But you're free to disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:05:59 2017 No.16805808 >>16805149 those fangs are perfect for love bites

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:06:06 2017 No.16805809 File: 94 KB, 800x1050, 1487100783915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16805798 Actually, Lava Golem is not a slime! She's a Magic Material/Golem! But you're right! I want to erupt all over her until she's foaming white!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:07:13 2017 No.16805814 >>16805783 I want a new Arachne type and that's the shit I get.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:07:44 2017 No.16805817 >>16805792 That must have been one to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:08:31 2017 No.16805820 >>16805783 Loved it. A bratty little monster with poisonous words and attitude, plus all the rough sex it implies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:08:35 2017 No.16805821 >>16805808 How are you supposed to explain the bite marks on your neck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:08:58 2017 No.16805823 >>16805783 If it helps at all, keep in mind the book profile and KC mention that the man can change back to human form at will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:14:50 2017 No.16805834 >>16805814 What about a Brown Recluse, Brown Widow or Northern funnel Arachne?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:16:47 2017 No.16805841 >>16805834 I want a thicc lactating Arachne like the one from Orphan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:17:37 2017 No.16805844 >>16805783 Changing a large region into a chaos realm is interesting. Wonder how non-chaos mamano are affected by the changes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:17:45 2017 No.16805845 Someone just made a new thread even though we're still on the board and have images left, that's reportable right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:18:24 2017 No.16805850 >>16805845 What rules does it violate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:19:01 2017 No.16805854 >>16805845 Don't do it, just complaining about it gets you banned, imagine if you report him and it's the janny again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:19:40 2017 No.16805858 >>16805845 That is pretty dumb. I'm fine if we're full on images but not off the board yet but this just splits things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:19:40 2017 No.16805859 >>16805821 >bite marks on your neck >neck Anon... They're going on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:20:08 2017 No.16805861 >>16805850 Threads made before archive or imagelimit have been deleted before, so I assume it breaks some rule. Spam?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:20:39 2017 No.16805864 >>16805845 It's also an "edition" thread, which is even worse,

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:21:09 2017 No.16805868

>>16805820
I absolutely love that, roughly fucking an abusive little spider who calls you stuff like "filthy lolicon", "limp dicked bastard" and "good for nothing pervert."

Then in the afterglow she's clinging onto you with a huge smile on her face and saying "but you're my filthy lolicon."

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:21:47 2017 No.16805869

>>16805859
Bite marks on the dick probably hurt a lot. Personally I'm a raging slut for it happening on the other parts of my body and specifically my neck.

Although, having a girl with fangs deep throat my dick and then have her fangs slowly and softly scrape along my dick as she bobs up and down sounds hot. I'd do that.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:22:21 2017 No.16805873

>>16805783
10/10 instant waifuing, I had feelings for her ever since he picture got leaked last summer I waited the profile to confirm it

My personal tastes aside I think it's one of the better written profiles
Most of it describes the species rather than how good they are at sex
Despite being a chaos profile it's not TOO confusing and while you can interpret it many different ways none of them are as bad as what the Mindflayer profile gives off
Her venom is a genius idea though it's basically Red Cap's lust with a meaner twist to it
The transformation aspect is an acquired taste and I don't feel its presence is particularly valuable to MGE though more variety is rarely a bad thing
Her whole web stick is probably the best thing she got going, it gives her a definitive purpose, character and goal
As for her visual design it's a basic loli with a ojou haircut though with some details that make her very distinct (eye shadow, purplish hair, spider eyes, eldritch spider legs and clothing), her monstrous half is irrelevant though it's worth nothing that a married Atlach-Nacha looks more monstrous than almost every other species while a single one is glorified cosplay, that contrast adds a lot to the meaning of her special relationship with her husband as a chaos species who wants to become one with him
7/10, a very niche profile that is well executed

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:22:30 2017 No.16805874 >>16805864 Didn't even notice that. It's definitely someone trying to fucking troll and/or false flag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:22:50 2017 No.16805878 >>16805868 Awww that warms my heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:23:30 2017 No.16805881 >>16805864 Edition threads are haram now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:23:52 2017 No.16805882 >>16805873 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:25:28 2017 No.16805885 >>16805873 >red cap Was that translated yet? I'd go to the wiki but for whatever reason that page is always so slow for me. What's the gist of her if you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:26:26 2017 No.16805891 >>16805881 >Edition threads are haram now? >now Stupid newfag. That kind of generalcancer isn't accepted.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:26:54 2017 No.16805892

>>16805688
>>16805712
>Getting captured by a Dark Slime
>Okay.jpg, she's just a Slime, a garden variety idiot, regardless if she's purple
>Reach down for your trusty salt pouch, used to cure meat and use as a sort of POCKET SALT attack against Slimes and Giant Slugs
"Looking for this~?"
>One of her tendrils as a ":3" face, holding on it so that no salt hits her, struggle as she envelops your arms
"Don't worry, I just want to give you pleasure. You'll let me do that, won't you?"
>When you open to protest, she lunges forward, her fluid tongue seeming to melt into your mouth, travelling down your throat as she forms a new one; She tastes like blackberries, sweet and tarty
>The Dark Slime lets you go, perfectly content to sit on a chair of her own mass and giggle softly as you look around bewildered
"Don't you just want to show your cock off for widdle-ol'-me?"
>Fat chance of that one bi--
>Your arms jerk and twitch, the traitorous limbs undoing your belt and leaving your flaccid member exposed to the chilly air of the cave
"My my, you're not even erect. That just will not do!"
>She shifts in her slime-chair, spreading her legs, using her fingers to open the vulval lips of her transparent pussy
"Just imagine sticking it in here~ I can make it be whatever texture you want. Think of me as a living pussy for you to fuck and breed and love and squeeze. Doesn't that just sound nice~?"
>Blood starts rushing down below, quickly sending you to a painful erection against your wishes
"Go ahead and jerk yourself off. But don't worry. You can't come. You won't come. Unless it's to make a daughter with me."
>Start jerking forcefully, trying to get yourself spent and done so you can think of an alternate escape, your hands freezing after the first forceful tug
"Now now, let's not rush this. After all, sex is something to be enjoyed together."
>Your hands start again, slowly now, edging you relentlessly by pulling your foreskin to the base of your glans and sliding back down again
>Your balls start roiling after a while, wanting a sweet release, pre-cum leaking out of your tip
"Don't worry about a thing. Just imagine the daughters we'll make together. You'll never go hungry or unloved again, and I won't even use my magic to force you to love me!"
>Curse her through gritted teeth
"Oh, that? I stopped using my slime's fluid pressure on you a while ago. You're doing this all. by. yourself."
>...
>Wake up months later, reclining in the expanded mass of your Dark Slime wife
>One of your daughters is dripping her slime into your mouth as her mother continues pounding her hips into you, stabbing at her core
"Haa! ... Haa! Don't worry! I'll create a Slime Kingdom! Just for the two of us!"
>Part of you doesn't care as she milks you to another orgasm, the pleasure rippling through you both

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:26:55 2017 No.16805893 >>16805873 I'd rather she had an adult body to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:26:59 2017 No.16805894 >>16805881 >now

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:28:11 2017 No.16805899 >>16805891 I've been gone around ten months you stupid angry faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:29:57 2017 No.16805906 >>16805783 Fantastic girl. I just fear she's going to be ruined by thread canon and head canon bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:30:44 2017 No.16805907 >>16805899 >ten months It's never been accepted, you came up with a poor cover story retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:30:57 2017 No.16805909 >>16805891 I'm not trying to argue one way or the other but isn't this a general in all ways but the name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:32:18 2017 No.16805917 >>16805892 Now that's a good old fashion monstergirl rape scene right there

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:33:04 2017 No.16805920
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>>16805873
>worth nothing
worth noting*

>>16805885
It was a while ago
Maybe you're still using the old wiki, here is the new one http://mgewiki.com/w/Redcap

>>16805893
KC confirmed on his Enty that they can have mature bodies
The profile picture is simply an individual who represents the species as a whole, you could have a thick CC Atlach-Nacha, a shortstack or whatever you want

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:33:17 2017 No.16805921 >>16805899 It was always looked down on now go back to being gone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:33:18 2017 No.16805923 >>16805892 Normally I hate orgasm denial and edging stuff, but damn it all if this didn't arouse me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:34:58 2017 No.16805933 >>16805907 k nigger.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:36:11 2017 No.16805937

>>16805885
You're way behind, she was translated quite a while ago. You can always go to Monster Girl Redux if the wiki is too slow for you.

Gist of her is "super aggressive sharp-toothed loli that cuts you up non-painfully for sex and then turns into a placid loli for a time."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:37:08 2017 No.16805941 >>16805920 Thanks a lot man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:38:00 2017 No.16805945 Chaos' husbands should be purged

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:38:15 2017 No.16805947 >>16805907 Also, I didn't mean to imply that it was, I just don't remember seeing disdain for them, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:39:12 2017 No.16805952 Think before you reply

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:39:35 2017 No.16805957
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>>16805878
Nachos have the potential for stuff like that, it's adorable.
>>16805906
Thankfully it seems there's a handful of people who really like the profile so with any luck that won't be the case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:39:49 2017 No.16805959 >>16805945 All husbands must be purged. That includes you and me. We bring imperfection to monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:40:33 2017 No.16805962 >>16804002 How the heck were there so many filthy rich Ojous at the same damn school anyway? How will Lapcat and her snuganon survive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:41:05 2017 No.16805965 >>16805952 I can never tell who these posts are referring to

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:41:26 2017 No.16805966 >>16805952 He made himself noticeable when he called someone an angry faggot. There's been a guy around lately who always picks the wrong side of arguments and resorts to calling someone an angry faggot or angry wanker when called out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:41:51 2017 No.16805968 >>16805957 Lovely girl and I'm looking forward to seeing more of her in art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:41:58 2017 No.16805969 >>16805962 It's a school for Ojous and somehow also normal boys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:43:42 2017 No.16805977 >>16805920 Mini ogre on crack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:43:52 2017 No.16805979 >>16805962 >>16805969 "Madam Cakesworth's Private Academy for the Rich and Also Average Boys" ...Yeah the ritzy parts of MGC are weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:44:32 2017 No.16805981 >>16805969 It's obviously for the ojous and their butler-totally not boyfriends

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:44:42 2017 No.16805982 File: 1.85 MB, 2020x1701, 1491158682280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok hear me out here guys. Wocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:45:34 2017 No.16805985 >>16805982 Third worst dragon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:46:09 2017 No.16805987 >>16805982 Again? It's been fucking months. Is that all this restaurant has on the menu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:46:09 2017 No.16805988 >>16805966 Well he did come off as angry and faggot is just the go to insult in this site. But I do remember the boogieman mentality of this place so believe or don't, it doesn't matter. Now that's enough of that.

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:46:25 2017 No.16805992

>>16805966
That and with how much organized shitposting has happened during the weekend, someone purposefully starting arguments by pushing pretty much all flavours of unacceptable shit one after another, there shouldn't be any doubt that thread wasn't made by a troll.

If it's not deleted in time this thread falls off the board, someone needs to make a real new thread because that shit is breaking even the rules the janitor has set previously, and using it would be shitting on ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:46:44 2017 No.16805993 >>16805979 It's a good school though. >>16805981 Interesting idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:47:07 2017 No.16805994 >>16805957 I have already said it once, and have to say again; you guys are making me dangerously close to like Nachos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:47:43 2017 No.16805996 >>16805957 Can she use her moe fangs to deliver venom into her potential husband?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:48:00 2017 No.16805998 >>16805985 I respect your opinion, it's ok to think Wocks are bad but I think they're a blessing. >>16805987 I'm sorry you feel that way. I think Wocks never get boring because I love them so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:48:27 2017 No.16806000 >>16805994 >I have already said it once, and have to say again Don't think anybody cares dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:48:28 2017 No.16806001 >>16805968 What kind of non-lewd art of her would you like? >>16805982 Is that wock drooling over her own ass? I knew they were prideful about their lewdness but this is going too far

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:49:40 2017 No.16806007 >>16806001 Probably a Nacho verbally abusing her husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:50:49 2017 No.16806013 >>16806001 >What kind of non-lewd art of her would you like? An Atlach Nacha cuddling her husband's chest while whispering that he's filth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:50:51 2017 No.16806014 >>16805993 >>16805981 You know, that's not a bad idea. Maybe that makes those relationships developing all that more scandalous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:51:26 2017 No.16806018 >>16805994 Give in, you know you want to. >>16805996 I volunteer to be the husband of one and find out if the portal ever opens. Do you think they latch on to a man with the "legs" on their back while they bite him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:52:06 2017 No.16806021 >>16806001 Lovely lewd Wocks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:54:31 2017 No.16806037 >>16806001 I'd like to see a pov one where she's laying on her husband's chest and calling him scum with a loving expression on her face, pretty close to what >>16806013 said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:55:21 2017 No.16806042 >>16805982 ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:56:37 2017 No.16806052 >>16806037 >POV Art You've piqued my interest. I'd love to see this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 14:59:27 2017 No.16806067 >>16806052 I absolutely love PoV stuff, I know it's sad but it always helps me self insert into it easier. That's the main reason all the smut I've commissioned has been PoV.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:01:08 2017 No.16806073 So guys, are anubisfucker and 2017 anon alive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:02:15 2017 No.16806078 >>16806037 >Trash... >Garbage... >Scum...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:03:00 2017 No.16806083 >>16806073 I think multiple people are 2017, I made posts about it a lot and I know there where others

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:03:08 2017 No.16806086 >>16806067 Exactly anon. I'll admit to it aswell that I absolutely adore POV stuff because it also helps me self insert. What have ya commissioned anon? If you're ok with me asking, it's ok to say no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:05:01 2017 No.16806093 >>16806073 Which anubisfucker? There was more than one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:05:24 2017 No.16806097 >>16806073 >2017 anon What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:06:09 2017 No.16806099 Yandere kouhais are best kouhais

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:07:21 2017 No.16806103 >>16805809 That's really cute. Melted chocolate on a lava golem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:07:27 2017 No.16806104 >>16805959 Too real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:07:31 2017 No.16806105 >>16806093 >which You're fucking with me aren't you? >>16806097 The guy who was always making kilometric rants about MGs becoming real or coming to this world in 2017. He had a thing for elves especially.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:08:48 2017 No.16806108 >>16806105 Oh that guy. Yeah I'm not sure about AnubisFucker, haven't seen him in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:10:43 2017 No.16806112 >>16806103 Absolutely! I've had a fantasy before of my Lava Golem waifu surprising me on my birthday by making a big pool of chocolate in the shape of a heart and melting into it so we can have sticky sweet erupting sex!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:11:18 2017 No.16806115 >>16805969 >>16805979 Well I mean, monstergirls gotta get their husbands somehow right? Why wouldn't an MGC private school sucker in working class human boys with free tuition?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:11:19 2017 No.16806116 >>16805789 Shoggoths are the only good chaos monsters. You don't lost your human form at all. The only change is that your body behaves in a slime-like manner when harmed, and you don't feel the pain from it. It's pretty good if you're a clumsy person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:12:39 2017 No.16806125 >>16806086 Just ushi tit fucking and khepri sex. I might try to get another favourite monster girl some pov loving soon-ish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:14:16 2017 No.16806132 How long would an all-boys school last in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:14:50 2017 No.16806136 >>16806115 Probably teaches a lesson in humility too to the potentially spoiled ojou monstergirls who realize their boyfriends are actually dirt poor and just went to the school to try and help their families by getting a good job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:15:24 2017 No.16806137 >>16806132 As long as it takes for one to alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 15:15:38 2017 No.16806140 >>16806132 42.

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