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1675338 No.1675338 [Reply] [Original]

I'm 俺さま

who are you?

>> No.1675343

さげる

>> No.1675346

Ore is ore da!

>> No.1675347

さげる.

>> No.1675348

I'm always either 私 or 僕.

>> No.1675360

watakushi jya

>> No.1675361

This is my 俺, go mine somewhere else.

>> No.1675366
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1675366

俺参上

>> No.1675372

我々, as we think speaking in the plural gives us a distinctive air.

>> No.1675399

★　ア・タ・シ　☆

>> No.1675410

Nice to meet you. I'm 我輩.

>> No.1675434

おら、孫悟空

>> No.1675453

I always use 拙者 and お主.

>> No.1675454

わっちの名前は賢狼ホロ

>> No.1675501

／わし／

>> No.1675507
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1675507

アタイ最強

>> No.1675518

僕

>> No.1675540

Atashi, nanashi desu no.

>> No.1675555

>>1675338

hey sweetie, come for me!

name:

松尾聖人

>> No.1675585

己

>> No.1675595

余

>> No.1675599

>>1675540desu no
I used to troll people in Final Fantasy XI by talking like that.

>> No.1675613

麿

>> No.1675625

Ｉ　ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ　ｒｅｆｅｒｒｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　ａｓ　
我々　while drunk to a female of the Japonic variety

>> No.1675646

No im spartacus

>> No.1675876

妾, when in drag.

>> No.1675908

I hate you guys

>> No.1675932

ぼくはぼく

>> No.1675970

anata wa oresama janai! oresama wa oresama da!

>> No.1675982

>>1675908
汝はなんかツンツンですね。

>> No.1675991

>>1675338
Who is this girl, anyway?

Inb4 Corean.

>> No.1675997

I am スパルタクス

>> No.1676117
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1676117

I don't feel like creating another thread just for this so I'm going to share it with you guys here:

For the past few days a recent coworker found out that I know japanese and has been bugging me to draw her a "cool symbol" so she could get herself another tramp stamp.

Not wanting to deal with the slut I just gave her 醜女 and told it meant 'inner peace' or something. I didn't actually think she'd follow through without double checking it. But today she went straight to ask my opinion.

I pray to god she never finds out what I did...

>> No.1676124

>>1676117

>ask my opinion of her tattoo

Fixed.

>> No.1676128

>>1676117

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

>> No.1676140

>>1676128

No fucking way, I'm really paranoid about this.

>> No.1676154

おれはレックス

>> No.1676196

>>1676140

You have managed to do something which has potential to be absolutely epic, and yet you are paranoid about being caught?

I mean, let's face it, you will eventually be caught in all likelihood, so why not go down in the most awesome way possible?

Also, you need an alibi, so when she does find out, tell her you asked a COOL JAPANESE WEBSITE (4chan) for advice and this is what they told you. Because your Japanese is Really Not That Great and those Chinese Words are Really Hard To Learn.

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