Oh hey anon go grab me a beer

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Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:21:55 2017 No.16743963 [Reply] [Original]

Oh hey anon go grab me a beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:49:46 2017 No.16744084 >>16743963 Kiss my ass, bitch. Get it yourself. And give me a blowjob after.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:58:02 2017 No.16744119 >>16743963 Grabs two beers Free beer

>>	doggo !!w22lWxasDLQ Mon Mar 20 22:03:38 2017 No.16744146 >>16743963 one for you, 2 for me, one for you...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:18:03 2017 No.16744241 Yes ma'am!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:51:01 2017 No.16744376 File: 186 KB, 800x600, 1464275031908.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cutest little sister

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:51:08 2017 No.16744377 >>16743963 Fuck off back to the moon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:12:58 2017 No.16744484
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>>16744376
Sorry my good dude but I'm a SISTER EXPERT and the No. 1 cutest little sister is our girl, Franz. After that is Lyrica, and a close Minoriko for 3rd place.
Yorihime however is indeed the coolest little sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 23:55:21 2017 No.16744630 >>16744119 aha! I got that one, lol! *offers a nonproprietary high five"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:28:53 2017 No.16744742 >>16743963 But drinking beer is impure. What you're wearing is impure. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:31:04 2017 No.16744748 >>16744742 I think you are forgetting the entire point of SSiB right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:48:29 2017 No.16744789 >>16744748 SSiB got to be the most sophisticated written masterpiece as it has so many points and interpretations

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:53:14 2017 No.16744802 >>16744789 Alright, I'll lay it out for you then. Point 1: They went to steal alcohol from the moon. There you go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 01:21:17 2017 No.16744877 >>16744742 Lol lunarians following their purity rules is just a meme,otherwise Toyohime wouldn't be a lazy piece of shit.It obvious that Lunarians are able to live long lives is due the medical advances Eirin laid out for the moon people

>>	ANON X Tue Mar 21 02:48:36 2017 No.16745063 File: 229 KB, 444x480, 0-01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16743963 Sure; anytime at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:03:20 2017 No.16745297 File: 1.03 MB, 1548x1000, d2020bff1ccb9981e38af03db6a7e198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Yori!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:49:25 2017 No.16745893 >>16744802 Yea but that's Lunar Wine. Not shitty American Beer. Shitty Beer is impure as it's made on Earth NOT THE MOON! This is a big difference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:54:49 2017 No.16745906 Moonscum threads on /jp/ are bannable offense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:34:55 2017 No.16746020 >>16745906 /jp/ is property of the moon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:40:55 2017 No.16746042 >>16746020 Do the /jp/sies contained within also belong to the moon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 10:36:18 2017 No.16746192 I literally cannot fap to Yorihime. What's wrong with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 10:41:13 2017 No.16746214 File: 2.20 MB, 1000x1000, piece.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16743963 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMsIrKjSM6Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 11:04:50 2017 No.16746293 >>16746192 You know she's a shit character and shit lunarian garbage

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 11:15:26 2017 No.16746327 >>16744630 more beer https://spdx.org/licenses/Beerware.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:35:08 2017 No.16746909 >>16746327 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Honey_Ale free beer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:45:50 2017 No.16746960 >>16745893 What if she only stocks her fridge with shitty lunarian beer? She didnt ask for a miller lite.

>>	Anonymyon Tue Mar 21 23:02:00 2017 No.16749377 Yorihime is a good girl! Her sister can fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 23:05:45 2017 No.16749395 Twat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lio4-v7XCt8

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 23:31:14 2017 No.16749489 File: 307 KB, 1183x1270, 51839604_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16746192 Because moonbitches

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 23:46:15 2017 No.16749527 File: 510 KB, 1062x1500, yorihime bondage2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16746192 Because you just don't like her. Pretty simple. Unless you like rape or hate sex, in which case I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 00:33:24 2017 No.16749664 >>16746192 I can but I prefer not to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 00:52:52 2017 No.16749730 >>16746960 Then she's not worth getting a beer for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 02:42:22 2017 No.16750121 >>16749527 But I like her a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 03:07:00 2017 No.16750181 File: 254 KB, 749x1012, yuyucake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16745063 Yorihime would actually be pretty cool if Yuyuko hung out around her, considering she's technically not a resident of Gensokyo, but of the pure Netherworld.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 05:01:12 2017 No.16750495 My wife Toyohime is so cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 09:00:10 2017 No.16751136 >>16750495 Your wife is my big sister, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 15:12:28 2017 No.16752534 File: 902 KB, 1195x1032, 1358969872180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I heard she secretly likes little boys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 15:40:23 2017 No.16752621 >>16744748 that wasn't beer anon...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 15:50:41 2017 No.16752653 >>16743963 >Yorihime >Being lazy That's her big sister. Yorihime is the one who doesn't know how to relax.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 16:17:15 2017 No.16752737 >>16751136 Don't you have anything better to do, Yorihime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 16:21:49 2017 No.16752751 >>16743963 Isn't this the artist who did the Bubble Butt Touhous?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 16:22:36 2017 No.16752754 >>16752534 This is very cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 16:22:57 2017 No.16752756 >>16752751 NO DON'T REMIND ME

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 16:25:33 2017 No.16752763 >>16752737 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 16:38:14 2017 No.16752788 >>16743963 only if i can fuck your sister

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 17:57:10 2017 No.16753085 >>16743963 i'm a beer drink me bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 22:05:41 2017 No.16754135 >>16752534 This is a good image. Yeah....

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 23:11:58 2017 No.16754345 File: 2.45 MB, 2355x2355, 56653598_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16752534 >>16752754 >>16754135 Older women leg locking little boys is always nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 23:25:06 2017 No.16754391 >>16754345 Nice....

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 08:00:04 2017 No.16755723 >>16752534 I wish that was me...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 08:13:19 2017 No.16755772 File: 1.04 MB, 1035x1440, 0818bd3472c3b55d3ad03bf60f6933b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moon boobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 08:19:13 2017 No.16755796 TITS FROM THE MOON ASS FROM THE MOON

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 08:29:25 2017 No.16755826 >>16754345 I like it more when they're locking the boy's head instead of his dick, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 19:59:16 2017 No.16758167 File: 714 KB, 1000x800, 57062238_p26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16755796

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 03:37:15 2017 No.16759646 Can someone give me a quick rundown of the Watatsukis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 03:38:43 2017 No.16759648 File: 795 KB, 960x540, 2756540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably executed by her own people for failing to defend the moon in 2015

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 03:51:13 2017 No.16759673 File: 81 KB, 568x960, 1462709274107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16759646

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 03:53:21 2017 No.16759676 >>16759673 Damn, I came off as a secondary for trying to reference a meme. I should probably kill myself now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 03:58:00 2017 No.16759685 File: 1.92 MB, 1600x2280, yukari bondage8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16759648 >executed Death on the moon? Impossible. They're in something like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 03:59:45 2017 No.16759690 >>16759685 DEL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 04:06:54 2017 No.16759697 >>16759676 >>16759673 No Jojo posting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 04:47:52 2017 No.16759787 >>16759673 I come to /jp/ to avoid this type of garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:37:19 2017 No.16761991 >>16758167 This is what happens when Yukari and Reimu fights seriously

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:49:50 2017 No.16762055 File: 450 KB, 800x800, yorihime12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That was no good? Damn, I like that one. Lewd and hellish, but just safe enough. Well, apparently not, but eh.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 16:13:27 2017 No.16762149

>>16759646
Yorihime is Moon Reimu and Toyohime is Moon Marisa. They guard the Lunar Capital, a civilization of powerful gods. However, the Lunar Capital is so xenophobic that it views its own border guards as "tainted by Earth" and blames them for anything that goes wrong. They're actually right that Lunarians are gradually tainted by contact with Earth and lose their immortality, but this "taint" is basically humanity, with all the good and bad that comes with it.

In Touhou Bougetsushou, Yukari comes up with a plan to spook Eirin (a former Lunarian) out of her smugness by having a youkai steal something from the Lunar Capital, which should be impossible even for someone as powerful as Yukari. She has Remilia cause an incident on the Moon so that Moon Reimu will have to deal with it, and gets herself caught in a trap so that Moon Marisa will have to deal with her. Then while the Watatsukis are distracted, Yukari's agent walks in right under their noses and grabs something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 16:34:15 2017 No.16762250 >>16759646 I read SSiB in one day. You can and should do it too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 16:46:17 2017 No.16762304 File: 30 KB, 832x1472, Touhou reading order.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16759646

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 07:29:27 2017 No.16770174 >>16746214 Fuck I searched this image for ages. Thank you based anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 07:32:22 2017 No.16770180 >>16762149 Was getting caught part of her plan?

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:18:48 2017 No.16770664
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>>16759646
Yorihime is basically Reimu with her abilities 100% mastered.

Reimu can call upon the powers of Shinto Gods. But she have no idea that she's doing it, so she's doing it without thinking.

Yorihime in the other hand, can call upon the power of every single Lunar Gods, aka, her entire race,
She can absorb knowledge, akin Keine's ability (she used this to learn about the spellcard rules)
And she tanked / blocked a full powered Master Spark from Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:23:42 2017 No.16770683 >>16770180 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:24:15 2017 No.16770684 >>16770664 >she used this to learn about the spellcard rules Then why didn't she follow the rules? And also does she have an ability equivalent of Fantasy Nature? If not she's still weaker than the crimson slasher

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:28:44 2017 No.16770705 >>16770664 She's also an awful deviantArt OC

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:34:18 2017 No.16770739 >>16770705 Fuck off shotty

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:39:32 2017 No.16770764

>>16770664
This is one thing I don't like about touhou. Power levels are so ridiculous that it's impossible to take anything seriously or have a serious conversation about them, because of spellcard rules and other ridiculousness. And you know it doesn't matter anyway because you know the next game/manga/whatever is probably just going to have another character that's even more OP.

It's sort of like JoJo, in a way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 11:27:23 2017 No.16770967 File: 162 KB, 600x830, 1472562537163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16770684 Yorihime was able to touch Reimu when she was doing Fantasy Nature. Yorihime's big sister is more broken than than Yorihime.

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 11:30:29 2017 No.16770976

>>16770764
Power levels are completely irrelevant to Touhou. If you cause too much trouble then all the other factions will call a truce and join forces to beat you down. Subtlety and manipulation is the real power in Gensokyo.

Yukari knew that Remilia would lose to Yorihime in a fair fight, but she never wanted Remilia to win in the first place (if anything, Remilia winning could have screwed up her plan).

>>16770664
>She can absorb knowledge, akin Keine's ability (she used this to learn about the spellcard rules)
That's just called "being a fast learner". It's also implied that the Spell Card rules were inspired by a dueling format that Yukari saw on the moon (the one used in LoLK), which Yorihime would have been already familiar with.

Japan's national motto for a while was pretty much
>China are the guys with education and culture, we're the guys with street smarts. We can steal Chinese knowledge but they can't steal our common sense, so let's do that and become the best country in the world.
So this is just that, with the Lunar Capital as China and Gensokyo as Japan

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 11:33:45 2017 No.16770985 >>16770967 >Yorihime was able to touch Reimu when she was doing Fantasy Nature. [citation needed]

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 11:34:34 2017 No.16770992
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>>16770764
Lunarians have one giant Achilles Heel. Life itself and it's impurities can be dangerous to them. That's why Hecatia sent fairies, the very embodiment of nature and life, boosted by Junko's purity powers to invade the Lunar capital.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 11:38:41 2017 No.16771013 File: 192 KB, 1900x1600, 5aaf76fbb58c64ee844f10c26ed9aca9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16770992 Well yeah, this is the Dragon Palace we're talking about. Can't do much about those Fairy types.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 11:57:50 2017 No.16771099 >>16770992 Kind of ironic that the "strongest and best race" biggest weakness are weak ass fairies. Cirno could probably unironically beat Yorihime in a fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 12:16:26 2017 No.16771183 >>16771013 >Lunalien >LunALIEN >alien I feel dumb as H*CK for not noticing this before

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 12:24:52 2017 No.16771224 >>16771013 Cirno has dual STAB that works SE on Lunarians!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 13:55:15 2017 No.16771580 >>16771183 really?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 16:34:05 2017 No.16772383 >>16771099 Yorihime is already somewhat impure. She wouldn't be nearly as weak to life as most Lunarians.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 01:25:49 2017 No.16784365 >>16743963 Give me three fiddy first

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:33:06 2017 No.16792625 File: 15 KB, 207x262, milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16743963 Shouldn't you be drinking Moonmilk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:36:04 2017 No.16795780 >>16743963 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS_gBVmaqYY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 16:40:01 2017 No.16795798 File: 415 KB, 1010x1507, 1408714181559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16792625 I want to drink her moonmilk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 18:17:08 2017 No.16801637 >>16752534 Is that her nephew?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:22:37 2017 No.16801941 >>16752534 /ss/ is shit. SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:31:37 2017 No.16801970 >>16801941 You're S H I T, SHIT! And no one loves you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:34:58 2017 No.16801982 File: 523 KB, 907x1200, __watatsuki_no_yorihime_touhou_drawn_by_rokuwata_tomoe__b5d5143fe77d48922b4a04cb73792163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] open your legs, im gonna drink my beer in your pussy Yorihime!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:39:03 2017 No.16801993 >>16801941 You a SHIT A SHIT A GRAT one

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 19:54:36 2017 No.16802039

>>16762149
Eirin helped Remilia and the others get to the moon though, and the "impurity" isn't limited to humans, but present in life and death itself (TH15's prologue also mentions how Earth, or at least Gensokyo, was going to be turned into a pure, lifeless land so that the lunarians could migrate there because fairies).

Also, Toyohime's supposed to be Moon Yukari, messing with Yukari's portals. I like how she spared Yukari in SSiB, and how it relates to one chapter in CiLR when she and Yorihime learned about a moon invasion, and (reminding about their previous mistake of letting one human enter the Lunar Capital, also without letting Eirin know about it; later Eirin told them that they should keep outsiders away from the Capital, or slay them) Yorihime then said that they wouldn't be foolish enough to repeat their mistake, while Toyohime said that they might've become not kind enough to repeat it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:17:53 2017 No.16805243 >>16762149 As finely calculated as all of that was, I can't see Yukari doing it simply for a bottle of booze, no matter how good, or to send a message. There has to be some other underlying reason...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:21:26 2017 No.16805261 >>16801941 it's true

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:34:55 2017 No.16805360 >>16805243 Yukari hates all Lunarians, and Eirin has shown that she's extremely dangerous (to the point where Yukari had to step in personally in IN) and has no plans to change her behaviour. That seems like reason enough to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 12:38:00 2017 No.16805381 >>16805243 Yukari once led the youkai to the moon to crush their overconfidence and stop their plans to spread outside gensokyo. Apparently it counted as a moon win so she had to something to level the score.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 16:06:01 2017 No.16806390 File: 536 KB, 849x1200, 8b8b8344e21e3bea3cbef3e8f5f79794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delet Lunarian Hail Yukarian

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 04:43:29 2017 No.16808949 >>16805243 The underlying reason was to make them paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 05:00:46 2017 No.16808991 >>16805243 Actually, Yukari's plan didn't specify that a bottle of booze be taken. It's just what Yuyuko decided to steal. The ghost could have stolen some priceless treasure or legendary weapon, but she chose a bottle of sake instead.

Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:00:08 2017 No.16809224

>>16808991
Well, to be fair, if they stole a treasure or weapon, they'd be a lot more likely to try to come to earth to get it back(or probably just send the Watatsukis)and possibly cause another incident in the process. If it's just a bottle of booze it's not even worth admitting that they got owned by earthlings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:49:48 2017 No.16809310 >>16809224 Also because they couldn't get it back because the sake had been drunk

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 09:06:15 2017 No.16809472 File: 122 KB, 900x900, 1447031898483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16809224 And that's why Yuyuko's a smart lil ghost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 09:48:20 2017 No.16809572 Friendly reminder that hecatia is the strongest touhou

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