/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What's your escape plan?

Here's mine (hontou):
- Get back into University + graduate
- Go to Japan
- Get job teaching elementary school
- Get an arubaito at a large company, proofreading and doing a bit of translation
- Save money by living in a shithole with just the bare essentials, put money aside
- Open my own ice-cream parlour in Tokyo Bay area (Odaiba probably)
- Spend the rest of my life relaxing by the sea, feeding lolis ice cream and writing "english learning" books for Japanese children

[Anonymous No.]

There is no escape from this hell...

[Anonymous No.]

JOB CORPS

[Anonymous No.]

Escape plan as in what to do when the money dries up and I can no longer be a NEET? Suicide. This is my only path.

[Anonymous No.]

- Graduate from University
- Go to Japan
- Get a job designing robots
- Get a robot to slap things out of people's hands
- Save money by living in a shithole with just the bare essentials, put money aside
- Move to the Tokyo Bay area with my robots and fuck your ice cream shit up
- Spend the rest of my life relaxing by the sea, plotting your further demise

[Anonymous No.]

going to sell that sea salt ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669637
You don't even need to do that as starvation is a relatively painless way to die or so I heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669653

But it takes a long fucking time and I don't want to go blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669653
>>1669658

Starvation takes weeks on end and is immensely painful.

One of the worst ways to die.
Thankfully you'll typically die of dehydration before starvation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669645
>>- Get a robot to slap things out of people's hands
>>- Move to the Tokyo Bay area with my robots and fuck your ice cream shit up

Sir, that is hilarious.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

Too bad I'm in University.

[Anonymous No.]

- Lose like 100 pounds
- Try not to molest my delicious stepsister
- Get a job
- Give my mom some money, and apologise for all the shit I've put her through
- Get my own place
- Try to live a useful life

[Chardo No.]

escape plan? fuck that, Im going to CHALLENGE THE WOOORLD.

[Anonymous No.]

-debito arudo is my bff

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

-graduate from university
-get a job
-work
-grow old
-die

I'm not really liking this plan but it's the best one I can come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

-Get a drivers license
-Get a job at an animal shelter
-Grow old
-Die happily

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669702
a driver's license?

How come you don't have one already? Drunk driving? Drifting?

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1669708
Maybe he lives in a big city

[博麗 霊夢 !7Pljvd3evs No.]

-Graduate University
-Drive airplanes
-Die old

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669708
>>1669712

I wasn't interested in getting one when I was 17 so I never did. I just kept my permit, but now I have to get a job and so a license is necessary. I'm just too chicken shit to get one.

[Anonymous No.]

- Go to New Hampshire
- Go to South Carolina
- Go to Oklahoma
- Go to Arizona
- Go to North Dakota
- Go to New Mexico
- Go to California
- Go to Texas
- Go to New York
- Go to South Dakota
- Go to Oregon
- Go to Washington
- Go to Michigan
- Go to Washington D.C.
- Take back the White House

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669717
Driving is fun, but of course, you'll have to talk to people in order to get the license depending on which country you live in.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll turn out like nerdy slightly obese version of Patsy from the Absolutely Fabulous. Without the good paying job, of course.

Yeah....

[Anonymous No.]

escape plan? i don't even know what im going to do with my life. just mooching off my parents, wasting their money and living the NEET life

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669721

Yeah, I know. That's why I'm so hesitant to get one. I'm scared I'll fuck up on something and the driving instructor will laugh at me and shit. (I live in the US btw.) I mean, I'm a good driver, but under stress... I'm liable to fuck up and forget stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

-Finish University (Computer Science).
-Do Master's Degree (my university has a 4 year Bachelor's/ 1 year Master's degree program for computer science).
-Move to Japan
-Get a good job in something computer/ programming/ (maybe) video game related.
-Marry a nice Japanese girl who's also into otaku stuff.
-Have cute little Japanese children.
-Grow old and die happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669730
Don't you have some theory lessons, test runs on a track, etc.?

I was nervous at first, but now I can drive around like everybody else (given that I have a car at my disposal).
I'm not much for driving on the German Autobahn, at night, though. Goddamn, you'll have to be one cool motherfucker and get out of the way if there's someone from behind flashing the headlights. It usually means that a Mercedes/BMW/Porsche is approaching with 200+ km/h.

[Anonymous No.]

- Finish this batchelor thing I started.
- Do something like adding economy to my schedule.
- Go to Japan for a while if I have money. If not, get money to pay for the trip.
- Try to get a job at an embassy of sorts*. Japanese embassy in Denmark or Danish embassy in Japan, most likely.
- Settle down somewhere with a person I love.

*) I might change this. I don't even know what people do at an embassy. Help tourists and shit? I'll do that.

[Anonymous No.]

What's an escape plan? What am I supposed to want to escape?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone want to go to Japan?

... oh wait, we're all weaboos. Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669774
The fail that is your current "life".

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669777
Well, I like it, and I'm filthy rich, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

Your escape plans all fucking suck, none of them involves any kind of rape, mayhem, mass murder or suicide. What kind of escape plans are those supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

- Get into some school like the university of applied sciences in my hometown
- Get an education.
- Get some job experience and a solid job
- Get a house, car, maybe married if I find the right kind of girl.
- Live out my life in my homeland, working a cushy job, enjoying my life.
- Maybe take a trip to Japan just to see what it's like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669743

Yeah, I've been "driving" for like 3 years. It's just the actual test that's got me all nervous and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

-Enter escape pod
-Launch escape pod
-Drop nuclear bomb when I feel like it
-Float in space

[Anonymous No.]

1. get my bachelors
2. get funding for my blueprints
3. new propulsion system based on electromagnetism that I designed when I was 14 is a massive success
4. move to Japan and marry a junior idol

[Anonymous No.]

-Get software development job
-Finish uni (one last exam)
-Get games industry job
-Move anywhere in the world to make this as fun and profitable as possible (maybe Montreal)
-Quit and make games independently

[Anonymous No.]

20 and finally a NEET again, had me finishing university preparation college a week ago.

-Get my ass back into learning the language, enough for 2kyuu jlpt by year end
-Get into Waseda+graduate
-Get into art school specializing in commercial works, not artsy bullshit like fine arts
-Get hired as an illustrator or freelance for some VN company, maybe make doujins on the side
-Marry, grow old, die

[Anonymous No.]

Finish college
Get job as a software developer
Make monies and buy some stuff I always wanted
Kill someone
Go in jail for manslaughter
Get out of jail as a badass gangsta
Start dealing with drugs n' shit
Live a thug's life

[Anonymous No.]

-Find tall building
-Jump off

[Anonymous No.]

- Kill off normalfags who insist on posting on /jp/.

- Who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

-Wait for a nuclear war
-Come out after said war
-Reveal that I am actually a master of a lethal martial arts style which can make your head explode godamn
-Go around the world kicking ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669653
Starvation is quite possibly the most painful way to die. Your stomach literally eats itself. You will suffer terrible ulcers and die a very painful and slow death.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill myself

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1669822
Change of plans!
-go to gym
-work out
-go to dojo
-learn some faggoty martial arts style
-go to internet
-become INTERNET TOUGH GUY
-totally beat the shit out of >>1669822

[Anonymous No.]

-stop taking medicine
-off myself in a state of delusion and euphoria

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669884
Probably the best.

[Anonymous No.]

-Get Bachelors ( Information Systems)
-Get a Network type job
-Earn monies, and save save save.
-Retire by Age 40
-Use save up money to travel the world
-Probably die by drinking bad water, or some local disease during my travels.

[Anonymous No.]

http://thebatman.net/keybored/

now post some /jp/ related song

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669852

>-Wait for a nuclear war

You're like 70 years too late lol, techically WW2 was a nuclear war on account of the first atom bombs being used during it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669907
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Also, I don't plan on escaping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669852
so basically you're playing fallout

[mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k No.]

I'm enrolled in my final year of school now and actually looking for work.

Maybe I'll head to Japan on some sort of business something or other for a couple years, come back and be a translator for businesses. Or just find something over here and buy more galge to learn more Japanese on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669923

yeah fuck this thread, post some Keybored songs!

[博麗 霊夢 !1rAyMooPLc No.]

>>1669907
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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

- Try to socialize with and get some normalfag skills.
- Receive engineering degree.
- Get a job.
- Save up enough monies for endeavor.
- Embark to Japan.
- (Optional) Find job in Japan.
- Attempt to woo future waifu.
- Marry waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

someone post disillusion piano version

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>1669776
>>Why does everyone want to go to Japan?

Only the normalfriends and 3D Idol Bros want to go to Japan. All of the cool NEETs don't care about that country; come back during the late night when they are awake.

[Anonymous No.]

-Finish Education Degree
-Get a teaching job
-work around jailbait all day
-somehow not sex up the students (or at least not get caught)
-summers off to spend on solely /jp/ things

[Anonymous No.]

- Rape
- Pillage
- Burn

[Anonymous No.]

- Enter extensive therapy, leave it reborn as a new person
- Find out when faced with the harshness of reality that I'm still pretty much the same, turn back to being a shut-in
- ???
- ???
- Hold the crew hostage and have the ship head towards South American waters

[Anonymous No.]

-go to doctor
-start popping pills
-get a job and save up
-go to japan
-shopping spree
-go home
-enjoy loot
-sell excess loot to fangirls for rediculous prices
-repeat till boredom
-suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669743

Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669961

Translation: I'm too fat to see my dick; thus I cannot leave this shit-stained chair to translocate my enormous body to the country of Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670141
I think Germany is a pretty cool guy. eh drives fast and doesn't afraid of anything.

I don't live in Germany, but I live close. As a matter of fact, I'm going to do a little shopping with my dad just across the border to Germany this weekend.
There's a lot of stuff that's cheaper there, and I'm visiting back home, so I might as well stock up on cheap beer now that I've got the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670134
>head towards South American waters
If you bring lolis and jewgolds I'd welcome you in Argentina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670158

Way to prove his point for him, bro. You sure showed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670189
whoops, forgot your tripcode

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670179
Argentina already has the lolis

[Anonymous No.]

- Pilot Mecha
- Meet alien waifu
- Save the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670197
One can never have enough.

Also, if you kidnap one, you'll have the cops all over you. If you bring one from overseas no one will know that she is in your basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670189

ITT: ZUN is anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670222
Who told you otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670218
But then you'll have the overseas cops after you!

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

Grow old and die ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I am already on Interpols most wanted, you think I give a shit about Japanese cops?

[Anonymous No.]

do something else.
there too much off that kind of predation going on.
the japanese will arrest and extradite you
american law holds us citizen for sex crimes committed even in other countries

there are politicians who make it there business to prosecute sex offenders so they can run for re-election with a tough-on-crime policy.

i know you're just joking / trolling but seriously
rescue a japanese porn star in her early 20s from her yakuza boyfriend and live happily ever after in Argentina or something. show some fucking ambition!

[Anonymous No.]

Might as well ask here.
I'm just out of the GRE general test, I got a 570 verbal and 610 in quantitative. Is that good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670279
>rescue a japanese porn star
Captain Save-A-Ho doesn't afraid of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>escape plan
What the fuck are you saying?
I'm still thinking about how to continue milking the state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670286
>doesn't afraid of anything.

Fuck off with your memes and go back to whichever shithole you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

- Graduate with my linguistics honours degree in 5 months
- Enroll in the masters program at Hawaii University (I'm already up to my eyeballs in debt, may as well go nuts) and graduate in 12 months
- Get a research position at some Japanese/Canadian/British university
- Grow old
- Pay off my debt
- Die

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670279
im a girl (in before tits or GTFO) any way i have a real weakness for yakuza, gangster type. they are super hot. what chances do i have of sleeping with one.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope to meet a Japanese girl being abused by her Japanese parents, I will be her Prince by flying over to Japan and freeing her from her shackles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670299
about as much chance as I have of masturbating before I go to sleep tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670301
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Iat8YxUp4N0

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670306
so they are easy. like male sluts or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669736

yea something along those lines too.

[Anonymous No.]

A
-start my own show
-hope it actually gets someones attention
-get on real TV
-make enough to live decent
-die at 28 in firy car crash at over 200mph

B
-start my own show
-spend all my money financing show
-suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669719
ok who let Bush on 4chan again? Cheney?

[Anonymous No.]

I attend for training as IT-programmer, they have my way over average test results but are insecure about my skills to integrate into a social group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1670311
I love the part where she handcuffed and chained a patient who then ended up dying and she only got three and a half years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1669736

fail

[Anonymous No.]

-Graduate with Master's Degree on Chemistry
-Help with the creation of Nuclear Fusion plants.
-Adopt little girl
-Raised said girl teach her my philosophies
-Retire and grow old
-Die happy by leaving a person with my legacy

[Anonymous No.]

- self-treat my depression (can't afford real therapy) by strictly regulating my sleeping habits, exercising 30 minutes a day, and keeping a private journal to see the pattern of my recurring negative thoughts, and seek to correct them with more helpful thoughts

- clean my room, lose 10 pounds, get a nice haircut, get some clothes that I haven't worn since I was in fucking high school

- actually answer the phonecalls of the few friends who're still trying to contact me since I went into recluse mode

- re-enroll in my community college (already finished 50 credits FFFFF why the fuck am I not fucking going)

- finish transferring to a 4-year, get my bachelor's in Japanese

- JET (1 year)

- ??? figure out the rest of my life from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>1671144
You're better off doing nothing.

That's a horrible plan.

Still, no different from the optimists in this thread.

[/fit/guy No.]

-OATZ
-SQUATS
-DEADLIFTS
-Water break
-MOAR SQUATZ
-Stalk some bitch from outside Tesco and tackle her into a bush outside the broken streetlights
-Check for rapeX [THIS IS IMPORTANT]
-Give stern lecture about the dangers of walking along dark streets unprotects, invite to krav maga sesh.
-KRAV MAGA SESH
-Maybe move to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1671251
I lol'd heartily. Thank you, /fit/guy.

[Anonymous No.]

- Get a GED.
- Get my drivers license.
- Major in Computer Science.
- Attempt to get a girlfriend that shares my hobbies.
- Emulate Bill Gate's success by starting my own billion dollar company.
- Move to Japan
- Use my Bill Gates money to buy a shrine style mansion.
- Dump my girlfriend for a Jr Idol (who noone likes any more because she whored herself by going into the JAV industry).
- Disregard the goal above. Dump my girlfriend and search for Nevada-tan. Fuck yes!
- Get tired of my futile existence. We're all going to die eventually, life is fucking pointless.
- Suicide.
- Be reincarnated into a 12 year old Japanese school girl's body who gets gang raped by her classmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1671272
>- Be reincarnated into a 12 year old Japanese school girl's body who gets gang raped by her classmates.
It says a lot about /jp/ as a collection of individuals that pretty much everyone here would likely enjoy this experience.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm not a NEET
but my mind feels so numb all of the time i don't feel like i'm doing anything anyway

[Anonymous No.]

All i can say is i hope im not NEET.
But mabye its just my pesimistic views of myself.

I have a plan [I hope]

[Anonymous No.]

-Save up $5,000 to stay in Japan for a month($3,000 already, whoo!)
-Learn Japanese in preperation for the trip until I reach a somewhat acceptable level in which I'm able to communicate with Japanese people who don't speak any English at all.
-Lose about 10 pounds or so, or just BRING ON THE MUSCLE in anticipation for the Japan trip
-Go to Japan
-Get Japanese girlfriend, or if incredibly lucky Japanese wife
- Lose virginity to Japanese girl
-Go to a Japanese festival
-If my losing my virginity to Japanese girl plan falls through then I will take a trip to Mt. Fuji
-Get bottle of pain killers and bottle of sake.
-Take bottle of pain killers+sake, and then hang self

[Anonymous No.]

-get degree in journalism
-intern at <???>
-become international journalist
-get killed while reporting civil war/terrorist activity in some third world shit hole
-never make it to japan
-Bad End

[Anonymous No.]

>>1671368
lol u fat fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>1671368
if you really want to have sex with a japanese girl, buy a whore, the ones they have in japan are really nice looking. they may be a little pricy, but a clean whore is worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

...am a NEET in japan ATM, been living off savings for several months now. I need to get a job soon but im losing all motivation and dread working another shitty english job here just to get by, the jobs depress the shit out of me with all the fake bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm already doing my escape plan fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1672139
Escapism != NEET escape plan

[Anonymous No.]

-Keep teaching classes.
-Try not to get fired for shitty research.
-Rage at undergrads.
-Wait until suitably attractive female Japanese freshman enrolls in one of my classes.
-Make headlines.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Graduate university
Go back to Japan somehow
Meet female I stupidly fell in love with
?

[Anonymous No.]

This was a good thread.