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163541 No.163541 [Reply] [Original]

Ahem, /jp/, I require your assistance.

I was studying kanji a moment ago, when I became hungry. I went into the kitchen, and got myself a box of reisens. After eating about three of them, I proceeded to study kanji again, but this was different - the Kanji kept randomly changing position on the screen, along with the text.

There is some kind of warning on the back of the box, something about "lunatic eyes" and "moon princesses", but it has no directions on how i'm supposed to fix it. Has anyone else had problems with eating boxes of reisens? How am I ever going to learn japanese like this?

Pic related; a closeup of the problem.

>> No.163551

Eat a Tewi to negate the effects.

>> No.163569
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163569

Try hiring a bamboo cutter to troubleshoot your computer.

>> No.163576
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>> No.163588

I'd eat Reisen too... if you know what I mean.

>> No.163596

I don't think you ate what you think you ate...

>> No.163658
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>>163551
A Tewi? Where can I find one of those?

>>163569
A bamboo cutter? But the problem isn't with the comp- WHAT THE DEVIL ARE THOSE?!

>> No.163695

What happens when Epic Fail Reisen meets Epic Fail Alice?

>> No.163698

Delicious moon rabbit snacks

>> No.163836
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What do I do?! What do I do?!

>> No.163843

>>163836
FOCUS MOVEMENTS, QUICK

>> No.163851

>>163836
1. You visualize a nut breaking open over dark water...or something.
2. You go blind.
3. You get newtype h4x and dodge everything.
4. Become emo.

>> No.163905
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>>163541
>reisens

ZOMG!

>> No.163984
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163984

Goodness! This is most difficult! Why is my body constantly exploding when one of these items nearly hits me?!

>> No.164013

>>163984
DO YOU HAVE A BOMB WITH YOU?!

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>> No.164066
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>>164013
Arg... yes, I have one! It came in - the box! It's some - sort of badge! What do - I do?

>> No.164072

it's over. EFG is finished.

>> No.164090

>>164066
Shouldn't you be a gif?

>> No.164082

>>164066
HIT THE X KEY!!

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>> No.164122

>>164112
good job

>> No.164152
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164152

Horray! I have used the badge! And, I can see once more! Thank you, /jp/!

...

>>who is that?

>> No.164172

>>164152

OH SHIT

BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF

>> No.164197

>>164152
Now you're fucked.
Don't let her bite you or get near your brain.

>> No.164221
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164221

But I don't have any more ... badges! It's alright, guys! I have done this once before! I have full confidence I can beat her!

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>>164221
We've lost him. Merupo, taps please.

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>>164231
WHYYYY?!

>> No.164268
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164268

Well, at least we know where he's headed..

>> No.164271

>>164231
until i realized they were kaguya's sweat marks, i thought reisen had strange dicks on her shins

i nearly shat a brick

>> No.164284
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164284

Guys... I have failed... i... am...sorry.

>> No.164289
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164289

WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE?
[ ] YES! YES! YES!
[ ] NO! NO! NO!

>> No.164297

>>164284
You did your best efg,
and at least it wasn't easy modo.

...right?

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>> No.164314
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OI! EFG! Hurry use this power up mask!
HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!

>> No.164318
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>>164304

>> No.164326

another victim of Reimu's balls

>> No.164327
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>>164304
Oh god, it was easy modo...

>> No.164338
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164338

Guys?! I am back! I have this yellow badge, and another bomb badge! I am going to win!

>> No.164346

>>164338
You can do it!

>> No.164339

>>164327
Grade school, Even, Easy Modo, etc

>> No.164352

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

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>> No.164370
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>> No.164376

Don't use the damn yellow badge..

>> No.164388

>>163541
wait a sec!
>EFG
>studying kanji
USODAAAAAAAAAAA!

>> No.164390
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164390

Victory!

>> No.164394
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164394

... YOU ARE JOKING.

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>>164394
You don't mess with the miko, bitch.

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>> No.164534
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;-;

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