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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.1635385

I approve of this thread

>> No.1635382

>>1635377

mezze penne. Not spaghetti.

>> No.1635425

>>1635382
what the fuck is that?

>> No.1635432
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>>1635425

>> No.1635436

>>1635385
Forgot password field, you're not a real in-all-fields-bro

>> No.1635442

>>1635432
Somebody make a tier list with this

>> No.1635464

>>1635432
>>1635442
Do want pasta powerlevels.

>> No.1635469

>>1635464
No need to.
Rigatoni is god tier, all the rest is shit tier.

>> No.1635474

>>1635432
No capellini. List is useless.

Capellini > *.

>> No.1635476

>>1635469

that pic is missing all the spaghetti variants

spaghetti have a good power level

>> No.1635479
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>>1635474

goddamnit

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>> No.1635486

>>1635479
Thank you very much. We may now debate.

>> No.1635487

>>1635479
Ahaha, spaghetti it's the wrost kind of pasta.
Only idiots eat that shit since they're messy and hard to eat.

>> No.1635492

>>1635487
Spoon, do you use it?

>> No.1635501

>>1635492
They always, always slide off the the spoon and end up making a mess of your shirt.
No such problems with traditional pasta, and since they have the same taste it's not worth the effort.

>> No.1635509

>>1635501
That's why we invented the fork: to make these motherfucking noodles stay within their spoon.

Again, western superiority.

>> No.1635510

>>1635492
I can't see how you can eat spaghetti with a spoon.
Didn't you want to mean fork?

>> No.1635512

What the hell? Did all the Italian /jp/ denizens suddenly come out of the woodworks to argue about pasta?
Because if not, then hats off to you, sirs. That's the first time I see someone referring to each kind of it by its proper name, rather than its catchall term.

>> No.1635515
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>>1635510

probably you are Italian.

Foreign people can't grab spaghetti with only a fork, they use a spoon as a "container" to twirl the pasta on the fork.

Silly, isn't it?

>> No.1635516

>>1635492
Scooping up spaghetti with a spoon?

>> No.1635518

>>1635479
spaghettini > spagetti dude

faster cooking on the move!

>> No.1635527

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvUX9zASPKA


this loli shows you how to eat long pasta the right way

>> No.1635529
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>> No.1635533

>>1635529

they are not japanese parrots!

>> No.1635543

>>1635527
There isn't really a "right" way of eating spaghetti. When I have to eat them I don't even bother by rounding them around the fork, I just take a buch of them a put them in my mouth.
The best way is by using a spoon and a fork, but then why bother in the first place ?
That's why I say only idiots prefers spaghetti.

>> No.1635547

>>1635515
Wow, that's weird.
I'm Brazilian, by the way.
huehuehuehuehue.

>> No.1635546

>>1635512
That's not really specific to Italy. Pasta are the basic poor student food of a whole bunch of european coutries.

>> No.1635554

>>1635543

>The best way is by using a spoon and a fork

no. You have to learn the ways of spaghetti eating

USE THE FORK DUDE, USE THE FORK

>> No.1635575

>>1635554
It's impossible, there's always that one spaghetto that come off the fork and make a mess of your mouth.

>> No.1635593

>>1635575

cut it with your teeth, gravity will do the rest

next time pick up less spaghetti

>> No.1635594

>>1635377
What makes fettuccine alfredo better than spaghetti is the sause, you can taste the Parmesan , the butter, the chicken, or the cream in the bowl. The seasoning does a better job to add to the noodles than spaghetti.The flavor interactions are so superior to the flavor interactions of spaghetti that it hurts,and the spherical cow segments and tomato sauce are fucking annoying.Spaghetti taste feels too forced at times, this leads to weak taste or unexplainable developments.Fettuccine alfredo's taste flows better, it's simple, credible and convey feelings better.
Fettuccine alfredo's taste is also more serious, each resolution have more weight to them 1) the chicken gives the dish an air of dignity, 2) After every single of the noodles are eaten you want ot eat another, 3) cream sauce is fucking delicious, 4) thousands of innocent birds died to make it, 5) eating with fork isn't precisely happy. In spaghetti, only 2 sensations couldn't be savored: 1) the vulgar taste of stringy pasta, 2) Meatballs in tomato sauce.
Spaghetti never actually shows its resolve when it comes to deal with people who are prepared to judge,and the taste does not have serious and mature Gourmets - aside from Cicéro-.The only time Spaghetti had to confront one of his counterparts, was in Italy against Pizza. Fettuccine Alfredo, on the other hand, had to fight Lasagna, Ravioli, Bologna, and Spaghetti all´aglio, olio e peperoncino at some point - there's also the point when he realises all what Macaroni has been doing.

>> No.1635611

>>1635594
Last time I saw a guy eating spaghetti at the corner osteria.
I wanted to interrogate him. I wanted to interrogate him for roughly an hour.

>> No.1635658

>>1635554
The fork is strong within this one.

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>>1635529

>>Periquito

Hola we

>> No.1635670

you want some good spaggetti, get that tripple colored one (green,orange,yellow) and mix it with soy sauce and some vegetables. oh yes.

>> No.1635766

>>1635611
Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!

Yesterday, I went over to the Ristorante di Milano for a simple meal. Yes, THAT Italian restaurant, Ristorante di Milano.
But the whole restaurant was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! €12 discount".
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Ristorante di Milano.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed €12 discount.
Just for those 12 Euros. TWELVE FREAKIN' EUROS!!

Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at the Ristorante di Milano. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked family feast.
Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a large Bruschetta Fegatini".
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you €12 just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat.
Dude, you just don't go to the Ristorante di Milano for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit.

>> No.1635768

After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying "A large Neopolitan pizza with a LOTTA' pepperoni".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' pepperoni" nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.
How the fuck can you say "lotta' pepperoni" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING THAT MUCH FUCKIN' PEPPERONI!?"
For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that.
Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' pepperoni" out loud. Wow, you're so clever.

Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in the Ristorante di Milano.
What's cool right now to say is "Pennette con Ricotta & Melanzane". That's it!
You see now, a large pasta serving with aubergines & ricotta is what the hardcore Ristorante di Milano freaks eat. Like ME.
Saying "Pennette con Ricotta & Melanzane" means that won't get a pizza, but they put a WHOLE MESS of pasta.
Mmmmm... a lotta pasta, now THAT'S what I call a meal.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs.
For you, just go order a Prosciutto e Melone al Ventaglo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm sayin'?

>> No.1635862

>>1635666
weon
aweonao

>> No.1635872 [SPOILER] 
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1635872

I use a knife and a fork for pasta. I cut the pasta into pieces and then shove it into my mouth.

Fucking delicious, and you never get messy. You can't beat this expert method.

Picture related, it's me eating pasta.

>> No.1635878

>>1635377
sugoi sugoi

>> No.1635874

>>1635377
Your trying to make me warm up to this bird like you did with hoop dog, aren't you?
W-well it's not going to work!

>> No.1635885

>>1635766
>>1635768
I want to see a new variation of this everyday.

>> No.1635886

>>1635885
Anyways, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to anything. I went to /a/ a while ago; you know, 4chan/a/?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people wearing sunglasses and asking me who they thought they were there, I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the sticked thread, and it had "Kamina emo thread" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to /a/ just because you want to cry about Kamina, fool.
It's only a hotblooded man, NEKKETSU for crying out loud.
There're even entire threads here. Thread of 60, all out to post pictures of Kamina, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, I'm gonna make a really clever photoshop!" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you my Char-custom sunglasses if you get out of my /a/.
/a/ should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two users on opposite sides of the thread can be banned at any time, the lurk-or-be-banned mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and crybabies should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard in the thread next to me goes "hay look at funy haruhi danse." Who in the world talks about Haruhi nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to talk about an ancient anime?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Gurren Lagann"?
Coming from an /a/ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Simon. That's right, Simon. This is the vet's way of obsessing over characters. Simons means more hot blood than emo. But on the other hand he's a tad young. This is the key. And then, it's GAR. This is unbeatable.
However, if you spam threads about him all the time there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with Kamina.

>> No.1635901

>>1635886
I am going to save this and read it every morning when I wake up.

>> No.1636075

sugoi parakeet-san

>> No.1636329

http://www.micki.se/lundby2008.asp?avd=lundby_produkter&sub=smaland&sida=smaland_produkter&a
mp;sub2=smaland_kok&id=320

I found the pasta! is this awesome?

>> No.1636334

www.myspace.com/uncensoredandunsupervised

>> No.1636339

>>1635886
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the shitposter'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'GAR shounen anime hero' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Kamina or the guy from the OP (not the Simon in the end because that one sucked) and I start to hum the ROW ROW theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a manly, internet badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Kamina leg. It ruins the fantasy.

>> No.1636532

>>1636339

old copypasta is old

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