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The autobiography of /jp/.

>> No.1631720

Is it about lolis and fapping and the main character failing at everything he does?

>> No.1631723
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The autobiography of /jp/

>> No.1631727

>>1631720
No, that would be Tsukihime.

>> No.1631728
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The autobiography of /jp/.

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The autobiography of /jp/.

>> No.1631746

>>1631739
Hey, I made that edit of Betty's original art. Glad to see someone enjoyed my work.

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>>1631716
A-ask me?

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sup, bros?

>> No.1631768

>>1631748
Hey B)

>> No.1631769

>>1631747
Yes. Is it true you leak
Unlimited Blade Works?

>> No.1631772

>>1631747
Miss Margatroid, Stan Bradley of the National Enquirer. Do you have time for a few questions? Firstly, are the rumors true that sometime around the release of IOSYS's "Marisa Stole the Precious Thing", you were in fact abducted by aliens and replaced by a pod person? And would you please clarify your relationship with said Ms. Kirisame? Is it true that together you two have created the world's first alien-human hybrid? A creature you so call Malice?

>> No.1631773

"I want you to throw the radio into the tub with me when White Rabbit peaks"

>> No.1631774

>>1631747
What is love?

>> No.1631779
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1631779

We all know the REAL autobiography of /jp/

>> No.1631782

>>1631774
BABY DON'T HURT ME

>> No.1631788

>>1631779
I read that whole book on a .txt file. I started because I wanted to know how the guy got the loli in bed. I RAGED when that scene came up.

>> No.1631842

>>1631788
how was it?

>> No.1632249

>>1631842

Lolita is a classic. You'd be missing out not reading one of Nabokov's best works. If you're expecting a cute loli though, go elsewhere. Lolita reveals the sad truth behind 3-d pedophilia.

>> No.1632257

Russian fiction rules, read it.

>> No.1632500

>>1631782
DON'T HURT ME

>> No.1632533

>>1632500
NO MORE

>> No.1632549

>>1632249
I don't know, Lolita was pretty cute. At one point, he sneaks up behind her and hugs her - she gets annoyed and runs off. Later that day, she does the same thing to him. She was a loli tsundere before we even called them that.

>> No.1632739

You don't read Lolita for the lolita. You read to cum buckets over Nabokov's absolute fucking mastery of the English language.

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>>1631739
>>1631746

Shit yeah, Hole was here
gone now

>> No.1634044

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard

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I'm pretty sure this is closer to the truth.

>> No.1634060

>>1634056
I would love to read a book with Pops Racer as the main character.

>> No.1634077

>>1634060
>Pops Racer
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CAN'T UNSEE

>> No.1634099
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do you think the cheshire cat in this picture is a shota or a loli?

>> No.1634102

Jeez, lolita novel indeed is a piece of shit. I'm not saying it does not have at least some feeble merit but it's so obnoxiously overrated in comparison to other classic. Reading it was such waste of time.

>> No.1634106

>>1634099
Short hair and wearing shorts, has a midriff though, I'd say loli but it's a tossup in all actuality, like virtually any shota/loli where you can't see their dick.

>> No.1634112

>>1634106

So I can pretend it's whatever I want? Sweet.

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