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16252583 No.16252583 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Bern is very cute. She's my wife.

>> No.16252607
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>>16252583
Your wife is in love with a cake.

>> No.16252614

>>16252607
That's me on the right.

>> No.16252681
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>>16252614
Well then never mind. Have fun with your wife

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>>16252712

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>>16252702
>>16252705
>>16252707
>>16252709
>>16252712
>>16252717

My little executioner can't be this cute.

>> No.16252735

i heard r07 is doing a slice of life vn

is that true?

>> No.16252744
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krauss

>> No.16252753

>>16252735
I don't know. I've lost track of how many projects he's been working on recently

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>>16252734

>> No.16252759
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>>16252744
Santa Krauss

>> No.16252779

>>16252735
As far as I know, he's only working on that Firefly manga and that other generic harem manga right now.

>> No.16252788
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>>16252759
kraussbow

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>>16252788
LaKrauss

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>>16252799
Makrauss

>> No.16252836

What would you give as a gift to Bernkastel for Christmas?

>> No.16252842
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>>16252803
MotoKrauss

>> No.16252901

>>16252836
Edgy poetry

>> No.16252907

>>16252836
Plum wine

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>>16252842
Krauskastel...?

>> No.16252913

>>16252908
11/10

>> No.16253057
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>>16252836

>> No.16253062 [DELETED] 

>>16253057
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>> No.16253104
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>>16253062
What's wrong anon? Allergic to Christmas cake?

>> No.16253343 [SPOILER] 
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I want to frost Lambda's cupcakes.

>> No.16253639
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Erika is alright.

>> No.16253676
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>>16253639
How much would Erika be able to drink? How would she act when drunk?

>> No.16253699
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>>16253676

Erika can drink up to four (4) vintage bottles of grape cisco from 1990. The original high powered Cisco before they were forced to put the "this is not a wine cooler" label on it.

While drunk she will attempt to drive an automobile and cook hamburgers using a clothes iron.

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>>16253699
>attempt to drive an automobile
I think she'd sooner go for a boat. If she could find one that is.

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>>16253730

Krauss uses a go kart to assist in traveling to his nightly rapings. This is the vehicle Erika will commandeer.

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>>16253757
But then how will Krauss accomplish his rapings!?

>> No.16253799
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>>16253784

By singing The Twelve Nightly Rapings of Krauss Christmas song!

>> No.16253984
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>>16253343
Objection! Those are far too big to be Lambdadelta's!

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>> No.16254386

>>16252614
THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

>> No.16254394

Tut dir im Leben etwas weh,
das Herz, der Kopf, der große Zeh,
dann weiß ich, was Genesung schafft-
es ist der edle Rebensaft.
Er wächst am schönen Moselstrand
Und ist bekannt im ganzen Land:
Das ist das blumige Gewächs,
das ist in Winningen die „Hex“.

>> No.16254463

>>16254386
That's me in the spotlight

>> No.16254614

>Let's say you play a game called "Stand on the Spot". The goal of the game is find a certain spot you're supposed to stand on. So you're playing the game, and you really enjoy it. You appreciate the way the game doesn't think you're an idiot and finding the right spot to stand on is pretty hard. After a while you figure out where the spot is, go stand on it, and wait for the credits to roll, satisfied with the game. But the credits don't start rolling, the game just continues as normal. Confused, you ask a guy: "I thought the spot we were supposed to stand on was in Yasuland, but it's apparently not?" "Of course not, Yasuland is a red herring, the REAL spot is in Rosa Mountain" "Oh, so the game ends when you stand on Rosa Mountain?" "No, but it's the right spot, I'm sure of it." Now you're really confused, because while a lot of people seem pretty sure they know where the spot is, none of them can actually prove it because nobody has beaten the game. So you go to the game's developer and say "Something's wrong, no matter what spot I stand on it doesn't end". He says "That's not a glitch, that's a feature. If I just TOLD you when you'd stood on the spot then people would actually be able to figure out where the spot was and they'd post it on the internet. This way they can just play forever!" So you go home and think about playing the game but if you'll never be able to stand on the spot what's the point? It's not fun anymore.

>> No.16254640

>>16254614
this is the dumbest thing I've ever read
is this from reddit or something

>> No.16254641

>>16254640
Actually from one of these threads about a year ago I think

>> No.16254648

>>16254641
christ almighty
what a fucking retard

>> No.16255419

>>16254463
LOSING MY BEATORICHE

>> No.16255426
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>>16255419

>> No.16255461

>>16255426
Is he sad because of the dumb way he's wearing this surcoat under the tie but over the suit?

Because it looks kinda dumb.

>> No.16255509

>>16253784
>>16253799
~~On the Twelfth Nightly Raping, my true Krauss gave to me~~
Chlamydia

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I made a thing.

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>> No.16255759

>>16255650
>WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
gets me every time

>> No.16256019

Gonna need all those edits with Amakusa hair edited on everyone

>> No.16256034

Do you think Krauss ever gets tired of raping his sisters nightly? Were there other victims?

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>>16256019

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>>16256048

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>>16256055

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>>16256063

>> No.16256075

>>16256048
>>16256055
>>16256063
Damn it, why does it fit everyone so good, it's ridiculous.
Did you make a Battler one? Been a while since I frequented these threads.

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>>16256072

>> No.16256079

>>16256063
It would be a shame if My Chemical Romance split up after so many great emo albums

>> No.16256080

>>16256075
I didn't, but I can.

>> No.16256088
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16256088

Remember this edit you did?
If you find the time, I'd love to see more twintail edits for other characters

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>>16256075

>> No.16256205
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>>16256075
Here you go. Looks bishonen as fuck.

>>16256088
Repeating the same thing might get dull. Instead, how about shopping the seven sister's hairstyles onto some of the men?

>> No.16256265
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Can we instead shop Umineko characters into real life situations?

>> No.16256352

>>16256205
Again, it fits so good. Amakusa's hat/hair fits everyone.

Also in regard to the twintails, it's your choice man. I think it'd be interesting to see what you come up with. I can just imagine Kumasawa with Satan's hair.

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Ikuko is cute.

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>>16256352
Well I'm already working on the Stake's lewd edit, which will require me to crop and restore each hairstyle anyway, so I might as well reuse those parts for other edits.

>> No.16256421

>>16256402
Awesome news, looking forward to them.

>> No.16258545

>>16255545
That looks like duct tape on her cheeks

>> No.16259207
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I am reading the umi manga right now.
Its easier to visualise cosidering im ESL, however,
is it a good way to "solve" the murders(as in not suspecting beato) ? The manga might hide some critical points.

>> No.16259284

>>16259207
I think the manga does a good job of including all the necessary hints. It also presents the solutions more explicitly than the vn does. That being said, I'd still recommend reading the vn to get the full experience, but the manga would be the next best thing, and I'd definitely recommend it to anyone who's already read the vn as a way to go through the series once more.

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>>16259284
Yeah, I read the VN but mostly got caught up in the mindblows.
Thank you for reply, I will have fun re-reading and solving.

>> No.16259452

>>16259346
Hope you enjoy it. Each Episode (with the exception of 1, 3, and 8) is done by a different artist, so it's fun to see how the artstyle changes each time.

>> No.16259461

>>16259346
Oh look, more incestuous subtext.

>> No.16259643

Someone could host a Umineko-themed Hunger Games simmulation on /trash/. Something so survival based just fits so well with Umineko.
I won't do it because I have a crippling fear of responsibility.

>> No.16259709

>>16259643
>Hunger Games
>I have a crippling fear of responsibility
how about no

>> No.16259808

>>16256374
did they fugg?

>> No.16259996
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>>16259808
They were together for several decades and were originally planned to be married. Of course they fucked.

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>>16259461
It's seacats. Incest is par the course.

>> No.16260934

>>16260198
You think Battler ever took her up on that offer in the golden land?

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>>16260934
Maybe.

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did they ever stated their measurements somewhere?

>> No.16262900

>>16262863
If there were measurements for Umineko characters, we wouldn't have Schrodinger's Cat Tats.

>> No.16263555
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>>16262900
Nor stuff like this.

>> No.16263568
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>>16262863
Sadly there's no accurate measurements for any of the women. But on the bright side, this means we're free to make our own assumptions.

>> No.16263772

>>16252788
I am going to fuck your wife.

>> No.16264192
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>>16262900
What is the truth. Is the catgirl in the box flat or busty?

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What if Battler was a woman?

>> No.16264530
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>>16264514
She would go around making dirty jokes and calling herself a dick sommelier.

>> No.16264569

>>16264530
So she would touch George's dick instead of groping Jessica?

>> No.16264599
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>>16264569
That depends. Is it just Battler getting genderswapped, or is everyone? I could see fem-Battler making a shota Maria promise to let her touch his dick when he gets bigger.

>> No.16264712

>>16264514
That's fucking uncanny for something that isn't even cosplay

>> No.16264718

>>16264599
>shota Maria
Damn, I want this. I could even tolerate her if she was a cute boy instead of an annoying girl.

>> No.16264746

>>16264718
>Shota Maria who wants his single father to spend more time with him and likes playing with Battler nee-san.

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>>16252779
>Firefly manga
?

>> No.16264845

>>16264820
The one with Takano in it, hotarubi no tomoru koro ni.

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>>16264845

>> No.16264881

>>16264192
>that left pic
Isn't Lambda bigger than Bern?

>> No.16264941
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>>16264881
Usually, but not always. Episode 8's manga for example.

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>>16264530
YOU SAYING WOMEN CAN'T BE BREAST SOMMELIERS‽

>> No.16265294

>>16253639
Those tights are GOAT. I wish I could find a pair.

>> No.16265311

>>16265254
Would she fondle her own breasts then?

>> No.16265319

>>16265294
I sometimes forget that those are Jessica's clothes. Imagine her wearing something like that.

>> No.16265382
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>>16265311
Well, if they're on the bigger side.

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>>16265382
Maybe not if they're on the smaller end of the spectrum.

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>>16265389
But,

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>>16265405
I think I prefer flat dyke Battler

>> No.16265434
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>>16265425
to MEGA MILK Battler.

>> No.16265439

>>16265382
>>16265389
>>16265405
>>16265425
>>16265434
I think they'd be pretty big, based on Kyrie and Ange as a precedent. And once they start growing she'd probably start rubbing them a lot, making them get even bigger.

>> No.16265450
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>>16265434
Either way, I think Beatrice would get some fondling in too, regardless of size.

>> No.16265469

>>16265382
>>16265439
They'd definitely be big. The flatest adult woman in the ushiromiya family is probably Rosa, and she's AT LEAST a C-cup.

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>>16265439
Maybe, but it'd be kind of boring for EVERYONE to have huge jugs. And if Batora's too focused on her own tatas, she wouldn't get in enough groping of everyone else's. Besides, Rosa's genes had to have come from SOMEWHERE.

>> No.16265500

>>16265450
Now I'm imagining some female Battler x Beato yuri in which they both mess around fondling each other's breasts.

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>>16265477
True, but even Rosa's not that small, as >>16265469 pointed out. Still, maybe small-chested Battler would be better. Then she would use it as an excuse to feel up other women's tits, saying things like she wishes hers would grow too.

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>> No.16265562

>>16265425
I think this one looks best personally. Batler's suit looks surprisingly good on a girl.

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>> No.16265575
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16265575

>>16265562
True that.

>> No.16265578
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16265578

Genderswapped seacats are fun.

>> No.16265584
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16265584

>>16265575
But that's not to say putting her in dresses isn't fun too.

>> No.16265589
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16265589

>>16265584
Or even the more elaborate sort of costumes.

>> No.16265590
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16265590

>>16265575
Kanon makes a pretty good girl too.

>> No.16265599

>>16265590
Well, obviously. I mean, she is one.

>> No.16265600
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16265600

>>16265589
Like this one?

>> No.16265616
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16265616

>>16265600
Yep, like that one.

>> No.16265624
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16265624

>>16265616
Or this one.

>> No.16265654
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16265654

>>16265599
Yeah, but still.

>> No.16265743
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16265743

>>16265654
It works almost TOO well.

>> No.16265749

>>16265616
That one kind of looks like Maria's outfit, but with boobs

>> No.16265764

>>16265654
>>16265743
Steam sprites is cheating.

>> No.16265773
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16265773

>>16265764
It can't be helped. Steam Kanon is the only one I've actually genderswapped.

>> No.16265784

>>16265654
>>16265743
>>16265773
Big boobs actually suit Kanon pretty well. I'm not sure how I feel about that to be honest.

>> No.16265850
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16265850

>>16265500
I want this to be a thing.

>> No.16265869
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16265869

>> No.16266673

Do you think Krauss masturbates?

>> No.16266828

>>16266673
I've masturbated to the thought of Krauss raping Eva if that counts
Well of course it doesn't count but it feels good to share

>> No.16266950

>>16266673
I dunno, do you think Kumasawa shoves mackerels up her wrinkly vagina at night while looking in a mirror?

>> No.16267041
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16267041

>> No.16267054

>>16267041
I'm trying to talk about fish masturbation, anon. Please keep up.

>> No.16267111
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16267111

>>16267054

>> No.16267149

>>16267111
I bet those mackerels titty-fucked Battlerette and the trauma caused her to lose her memory

>> No.16267164
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16267164

>>16267149
I'd tittyfuck female Battler in a heartbeat.

>> No.16267190

Yasu did nothing wrong

>> No.16267211

>>16267190
Yasu did nothing at all.

>> No.16267282

>>16267211
>>16267190
Those, both.

>> No.16267586

>>16267211
Yasu was nothing.

>> No.16267596

>>16267586
They were furniture

>> No.16267629

>>16263568
Gaap playing with Shannon's boobs, please.

>> No.16267636

>>16252583
>marrying Bernkastel
I'm legitimately confused why anyone would want to do that.

>> No.16267711

>>16267629
Really sorry about the delay. My laptop died and It took me a few days to get a new one. Luckily no data was lost. I still haven't finished part 4, but here's the first 1/3 or so of it. The rest still needs to be edited, and shouldn't take too much longer.

http://pastebin.com/uVMSrM1G

>> No.16267716

>>16267711
>http://pastebin.com/uVMSrM1G
DAMN! This is getting <very good>.

>> No.16267728

>>16267716
Glad you like it. It feels strange knowing that I'm essentially writing an entire essay's worth about nothing but breast playing.

>> No.16268515

>>16264192
I know this is the wrong place to say this, but I feel very wrong and ashamed by the fact that I get really turned on by the image on the right. It's perfection.

>> No.16268519

>>16267636
She's autistic just like me

>> No.16268524
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16268524

>>16268515
Is it because you like the image itself, or do you just like flat Bern?

>> No.16268626

>>16268524
It's the image, the flat body, everything.
As for Bern, I don't really care about her breast size, I like that it's a mystery. It's just that that image really turns me on.

>> No.16268869
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16268869

>used to like bern the best
>suddenly ep8
>mfw lambda risks everything sneaking into the building
>mfw lambda 'accidentally' throws the game of rock-paper-scissors
>mfw lambda stands up to fucking Featherine
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BERNKASTEL
LAMBDADELTA IS NOW THE BEST WITCH

>> No.16269947
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16269947

Quick! Someone write a mystery!

>> No.16270007
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16270007

>>16269947

>> No.16270075

>>16270007
Not you, Ryu-chan. We all know you can't really write mysteries.

>> No.16270086

>>16270007
Is this the version for the ants?

>> No.16270117

>>16270086
Tiny mysteries for tiny witches

>> No.16270123

>>16270086
Ari no Naku Koro Ni

>> No.16270200

>>16270086
>>16270117
>>16270123
When The Ants Cry
Set in a model for a learning center.

When the ants cry, no one is left alive.

>> No.16270420

>>16270200
Max resolution is 640x480.

>> No.16270479

beato

>> No.16270617

>>16270420
Sounds like the good old days

>> No.16271099

Do you own seacats figurines or other merchandise?
Have you hotglued them?

>> No.16271104

>>16255650
that black snow...

>> No.16271106

>>16271099
Oh man can someone post those pics of that one guy who turned his entire room/appartment into an Umineko shrine? He had framed portraits, wallpaper, merch and everything.

>> No.16271377

These threads are dead.
Remember the fight scenes?
Remember the board games?
Did everyone lose their muse or did everyone get banned? Couple months ago we went through threads like crazy and it was a great time.

>> No.16271405

>>16271106
You mean Sysadmin?
Think I got some pictures somewhere

>> No.16271426
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16271426

>>16271106
here you go

>> No.16271470

>>16271426
That is so fucking amazing. It just makes me really happy looking at it.
If this whole college thing ever pays off and I get to buy a house, this is what my "study" would look like. The room mommy and the kids never get to enter because daddy works in there. Little do they know that daddy just shouts BEATORICCHEE at his paintings in his sound-proofed study.

>> No.16271524

>>16271470
sysadmin is pretty active on /g/, he usually posts pictures of his room on there if you want to check it out more

>> No.16271552
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16271552

>driving a girl to suicide just because she gets you told off for something you didn't do
this nigga craycray

>> No.16271561

>>16271552
Bern drove Ange to suicide because she was bored.

>> No.16271576

>>16271561
that's different, she's a thousand-year-old witch
this is a non-fantasy person

>> No.16271599

>>16271576
Is that from Higanbana?

>> No.16271643

>>16271599
yeah
is there meta fuckery going on in this aswell?

>> No.16271778
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16271778

Mini Ange has some nice reaction image material

>> No.16271791

>>16271552
Who's this and when?

>> No.16271825

>>16271791
camera guy in ch2 higanbana

>> No.16271841

>>16271377
Things will probably pick up again once the Chiru and OMK localization releases.

>> No.16271843

>>16271841
Any day now.

>> No.16271850

>>16271843
It's been, what, half a year since 1-4 came out?

>> No.16271878

>>16271850
5 months

>> No.16271923
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16271923

"The duel"

>> No.16271934
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>>16271923
>That top panel out of context.

>> No.16271987
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16271987

Show your best art seacats
Draw your fav character

>> No.16272005 [DELETED] 

I might get banned, but I'll take the risk.
This is the "general" I frequent most, I'm here every day. I just want to know.
Have you ever been in love, seacats? With a 3D girl?
In a pathetic attempt to keep it on-topic, who did she most resemble out of the Umineko cast?

>> No.16272029

>>16271987
That joke's getting really old.

>> No.16272095

>>16272029
You're getting old as well. It's almost 2017.
What have you accomplished?

>> No.16272334
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16272334

>>16268869
If I recall correctly, she actually did manage to come in 3rd place in one of the popularity polls following Episode 8, just like she said.

>> No.16272729
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16272729

>>16271987
I drew this from memory

>> No.16273486

http://www.07th-expansion.net/2012vote/umi/result_umi.htm
what the fuck is up with this
lambdadelta, the stakes, and chiester 410 are lower than characters who didn't even appear until the bonus arcs

>> No.16273488

>>16273486
ok scratch that I was reading it vertically instead of horizontally

>> No.16273493

http://www.07th-expansion.net/2012vote/hig/result_hig.htm
>detective delicious below satoshi
the russians must have hacked this vote too

>> No.16273550
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16273550

>>16271987
Rate me.
I'm a failure of a human being.

>> No.16273901

>>16273550
That's actually nice.

>> No.16275192 [SPOILER] 
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16275192

Do you prefer your Bern naughty or nice?

>> No.16275801

>>16275192
bern is never nice

>> No.16275878

>>16253676
I imagine she would act silly, almost cute trying to argue on something but losing line of thoughts very fast

"I-I-I know that the door was not seal-l-l-HICK-ed, you KNOOOOOW when ah was there.........klaus...or Krauss, whateeever, he was there and HICK I was there, ah THE SEAL it was not there so I thought he could have escaped from er and help Buttler, hehe, BUTT-hich-Ler, yeah and I took, I mean cut his GULP GULP head, throught, neck so I know he wasn't there. Why are the lights so bright there, I like mistiges, you like t-t-thichem to? OH OH, and the chopsticks, u like chopsticks? You are a nice person, maybe HICH could be a company to me unlike this BEATCH shit kill doll. Fucking scum... fuck....shit....(then very intoxicated Erika propels herself into you and hangs on your shoulders with a bottle of cheap whine and half crying) I MISS HEEEEEEEER, I MISS HER SOOOO MUUUUUUUUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA (sob, sob). (As Erika wipes herself with a dress she slowly turns her head to you and says) you know,.. if I ever call her HICH, (then drunkly stares away for few seconds and back to you) don't make me do it, you know, take this (hands her phone with a small Dlanor trinker), it's yours tonight, HICH, keep it safe...from me. (You stay in awe as Erika goes away singing something about sacrifices and shit).

>>16253699
Those were how much? 25%

>> No.16275981

>>16275878
Erika's a weepy drunk.

>> No.16276130
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16276130

Poor Battlar

>> No.16277628

>>16272334
She didn't. She ended up 12th.

>> No.16277629

>>16275192
I prefer a nonexistent Bernkastel

>> No.16277636

>>16276130
Is Battlar now canon?

>> No.16277705

>>16277628
Not the most recent one, one of the earlier ones.

>> No.16277838

>>16277705
>recent
When did that happen?

>> No.16277894

>>16277838
There was one immediately following Episode 8's release.

>> No.16278041

this better work

<span class="sjis">          ,へ、/          . : : : .\
           |  '⌒>              : : : .ヽ
           ⊥∠二> ニ二二ニ ‐ 、/\ : : : .',
       /(_)<_〉     厂<__ ◯へ : :',
         \_厂 ', 厂/  / /ヽ   \_厂l: :l
         〈__/∨ / /  ∧  \\l  l l: :l
          ノヽ_// __/  \  \|  | l: ;'
          厂人レl < _,  、   `> l∧ヘ l/
        └イ丁 l ーr-;‐   ,二ニ 、 l〈人」,'
           |│ l ',` ̄  、   ┴'´ / / /
          l│ | ヽ´´丶--‐ァ' ' '〃 / /
           从  l   >、 `¨´, イ / / /
            '⌒ヽヽ∠、゚。`¨´   。゚ ∠、'⌒ヽ
        /   '⌒\」 |  ゚。l>o<l。゚  | 「 \   \
       /     /  「 |_〈\_/〉_| 」       \
     〈      /  └宀-〈__八__〉-宀┘         〉
      人 〈    l       ∨ ∨             〉 人
    厂ノ⌒∟ ノ |               ∠⌒>_ノ⌒∟ イ
    // ,、,、,、厂人;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;_rl;_;_;∨_;人 ,、,、, ∨
   ∨////// ̄´ |  <⌒ヽ, --イト- 、 / ̄`∨///∧
   ///////     |   〈_ノ∨ ,、  ,、 ∨     ∨///∧
   〈//////\   |      l  ` ッ ´,  l   ///////〉
    \//////\ ノ -‐==人 トェェェイ ノ  ////////[/spoiler]

>> No.16278110

>>16277894
She was ranked 12th in that poll.

>> No.16278260

>>16273901
Thanks. Any critique?

>> No.16278290

>>16278260
The eye is too big and offcentered, it looks as though she's a cyclops. Perhaps moving the head a bit to the side and showing her other eye would make it a bit less weird?

>> No.16278530

>>16278041
legend

>> No.16278592

>>16278110
All I know is I saw Lambda get 3rd in some poll several years ago. I haven't been able to find it because only the newest results are available.

>> No.16278619
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16278619

>>16278592
Are you ''certain'' of that?

>> No.16278632
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16278632

>>16278619
I am!

>> No.16278693

>>16276130
Requrescut in Pace, Battlar.

>> No.16278750

>>16278592
https://web.archive.org/web/20111014212418/http://when-they-cry.net/Cgi/vote/umi8/vote_end.html
Here you go. The 3rd spot image is broken, but it's named Lam.jpg so I assume it's Lambda

>> No.16278765

>>16278693
Requiescat is actually spelt correctly, it's just a bit hard to see since the letters are faded

>> No.16278770

>>16278750
Thanks anon.

>> No.16278802
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16278802

>>16278750
>3rd spot image is broken
The trick of a witch!

>> No.16278865
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16278865

I'd create an illusion of Santa Claus just for her. At first she'd try to refute that Santa doesn't exist, then she'd start to open up and confess that she used to believe in Santa and that she'd like a pair of fancy chopsticks for christma-- AND THEN SHE TRAPS YOU IN A LOGIC ERROR AND HER OPENING UP WAS ALL A RUSE. SHE NEVER EVEN BELIEVED SANTA FOR A SECOND.

ahaha.wav

>> No.16278870
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16278870

>>16278802
Fucking Featherine

>> No.16278884

>>16278865
Now I'm picturing an alternate scenario where the murders are being carried out by someone claiming to be Santa Claus.

"You've all been very naughty hohoho.wav"

>> No.16278924
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16278924

>>16278870
What was her counter-part?

>> No.16278932

>>16278924
Takano.

>> No.16278938

>>16278865
Oh god, now I'm imagining Erika at a Santa Claus parade telling children that Santa doesn't exist.

>> No.16278957

>>16278924
A cake.

>> No.16278960

>>16278938
She'd probably go around stomping on all the candy being thrown out too.

>> No.16278984

>>16278960
>barging into people's houses and correctly guesses the presents of children simply by shaking them

>> No.16279005

>>16278984
Erika is the perfect Grinch.

>> No.16279078

>>16279005
Now the ultimate game would be to give a present to Erika without her being able to guess.

>> No.16279117

>>16279078
Take a big box, then put a slightly smaller box inside it and fill the empty space with some styrofoam. Repeat this process several times before finally putting a small box with the actual present inside. and sealing everything up and putting cat wrapping paper on it.

>> No.16279192

>>16279117
>Take a big box, then put a slightly smaller box inside it and fill the empty space with some styrofoam
Huh, that was actually the idea I had in mine to trick Erika.

>> No.16279196

>>16279192
>mine
mind*

>> No.16279205

>>16279192
>>16279196
What would you put in the final box?

>> No.16279208

>>16279205
My heart.
Nothing inside.

>> No.16279253

>>16279208
I was going to put a slip of paper with "love" scribbled on it.

>> No.16279275

>>16279253
You don't get it. Without love, it cannot be sen.

>> No.16279281

>>16279275
No you don't get it. The "love" would be written in invisible ink

>> No.16279289
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16279289

>>16279281
Oh ho ho ho. I like you.

>> No.16279383

>>16279281
B-but then it's impossible to tell what's written

>> No.16279390

>>16279383
She'd realize. Would you put it past Erika to forensically inspect your gift?

>> No.16279409

>>16279383
>implying Erika can't see invisible ink
Detective authority.

>> No.16279558

>>16279078
Just line the entire inside with a full roll of duct tape.

>> No.16279803
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16279803

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

>> No.16281317

>>16279409
But can Erika see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>> No.16281352
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16281352

>>16281317

>> No.16281366

>>16281317
Probably. She's a big baby kid.

>> No.16283451

>>16281317
oh fuck you got me

>> No.16283462
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16283462

Bern is very sorry that she made your sister explode into a cloud of blood, so while she grows you a replacement in her magical cloning vats, she'll be your imouto.

>> No.16283660

>>16283462
I'd rather be tortured for all of eternity than have Bernkastel as my imouto.

>> No.16283699

>>16283660
Why not both?

>> No.16283735

>>16283699
I would rather have neither and see Bernkastel burn a slow death as she cries in endless agony.

>> No.16283871
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16283871

What if Battler was black?

>> No.16283900

>>16283871
You mean like Black Battler?

>> No.16284135

>>16283871
>I think he said the Game Master is near!

>> No.16284393

>that ending of higanbana the first night
>fucking sumire
>fucking coach goes off a cliff
christ this is dark
ryukishi is not playing around

>> No.16284400

>>16284393
It opens with child rape, what do you expect?

>> No.16284421
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16284421

WITCHES DON'T EXIST DAMN IT!!

>> No.16284471

>>16283462
Only if she uses the Rika voice the whole time.

>> No.16284815
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16284815

So Yasu took the girls who bullied them, dressed them up in slutty outfits and made them her servants?

>> No.16284887

>>16284815
basically yeah

>> No.16284904

>>16284815
I remember making the bullies who picked on my into supervillains that I could imagine that I was beating up.

>> No.16285049
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16285049

hitting a bit too close to home here

>> No.16285653
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>>16285049
Life is boring
GIVE UP

>> No.16285946
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16285946

I'm only human after all, don't put the blame on me.

>> No.16285953

i regret not reading higu long ago before umi. it's honestly the better story.

>> No.16285959

>>16285953
You've come to the wrong thread son.
Prepare to be debated with citations and references.

>> No.16285967 [DELETED] 

>>16285959
cool thread man. it's pretty epic. i gotta say, i like it, i like it a lot.

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>>16285946
Then hurry up and became a witch.

>>16285959
Not really. I recognize that Higurashi is better in certain aspects, but I still prefer Umineko overall.

>> No.16285972

>>16285967
I'm not sure if I should trust your words, because they seem eerily nice, but I'll trust them non the less.

>> No.16285975 [DELETED] 

>>16285972
nice post man. it's pretty epic. i gotta say, i like it, i like it a lot.

>> No.16285984

>>16285972
/GOLD/The true meaning doesn't matter!

>> No.16286179
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OOOH!! BEATORICHEEEEEEE!!!!

>> No.16286305 [DELETED] 
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Can some of you photoshop witches do a montage with that good old Battora from the "draw your seacats sprites on paint" thread from some months ago "killing" Bern or someone compatible with the joke, like in that image from Andrei Kharlov with the shooter? I wish I could make it myself, but as I'm incapable of doing so, just throwing the idea in here.

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16286316

>>16286305
The mentioned image, in case you people are wondering

>> No.16286334 [DELETED] 

>>16286305
I think that would be the very definition of "too soon"

>> No.16286396 [DELETED] 

>>16286334
It's funnier like that, gives a Tea Party feeling for things in life

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>>16286305
Here's something rushed out for fun

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>>16286396
Well if you say so.

>> No.16286460 [DELETED] 
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Fuck off janitor, seriously, fuck off and stop picking on these threads. Umineko paint doodle edited into a photo? How is this so dangerously off topic? It's only slightly divorced from shopping official art of a character into another situation. Why don't you clear out the Touhou porn threads that have been up for months instead? Fuck off. What do YOU want us to talk about and post? Ban me again if you're going to, I really couldn't care less.

>> No.16286478 [DELETED] 

>>16286460
Please don't provoke them.

>> No.16286527 [DELETED] 

>>16286460
Anon who gave the idea here, I'm back.

And shit, I couldn't get the image before it got taken down, what a shame...

>> No.16286531 [DELETED] 

>>16286527
I took it down myself for fear of getting banned
Here
http://imgur.com/a/hmGss

>> No.16286532 [DELETED] 

>>16286531
Thanks, anon

>> No.16286540

>>16286460
Visit the #4chan IRC and contact one of the ops or half-ops if you have a grievance about moderation. Bitching in /jp/ itself is a one way trip to the shadow realm.

>> No.16286593

>>16254386
>>16254463
>>16255419
>>16255426
LOL

>> No.16286726
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>>16254326
Nice.

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>>16271987
I drew this two years ago.

>> No.16288335

how the fuck does ryuu-chan make such likeable characters?
is it magic?

>> No.16288416

>>16288335
he writes a shitton, hau

>> No.16288422 [DELETED] 

>>16286797
nice drawing man. the colors are eipc. i gotta say, i like it, i like it a lot.

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dude can't tell the different between broccoli and cauliflower, fucking towhead sperg, i'm glad he's dead

>> No.16289123

>>16288842
>dead
ohoho you have some surprises in store

>> No.16289215

>>16285049
Will he ever do another Higanbana game? I liked them.

>> No.16289263

>>16289215
Will he ever do another good game? I liked them.

>> No.16289314

>>16289215
well there's no new LNs so I guess not

>> No.16289318 [DELETED] 

>>16289263
>>16289215
nice opinions dudes. pretty epic. i gotta say, i like em, i like em a lot.

>> No.16289372 [DELETED] 

>>16285967
>>16285975
>>16288422
>>16289318
is this some sort of disease? like 4chan syndrome?
or is that too anti-mystery?

>> No.16289421 [DELETED] 

>>16289372
It could just be one person.

>> No.16289474 [DELETED] 

>>16289372

yeah it's cancer

>> No.16289878
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>>16278924
The tiny bombs in the food.

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>>16289372
What did I miss?
I swear, I sleep or go to work and I miss out on so much. Even if I keep the tab open, refreshing gets rid of deleted posts.
I suppose I have too much interest in what fellow seacat fans have to say.
>>16289878
Bern eating Lambda's candy after supposedly killing her and puking out fireworks was brilliant.
And so is that Gohda.
Does anyone besides edit!anon have a dedicated work ethic? I would love to make a VN or doujinshi with other creators but I wouldn't know where to begin.
Many well-crafted mysteries and conjecture have been posted in these threads, perhaps we could make something of them, eh?
But how could we tie it into a doujin circle?
Like, lost message bottles or goat mysteries? (there have been brilliant ruses and good guesses recently, I think of the one with Natsuhi's dress or the Battler roleplayer)
I could draw or typeset/panel a comic if anyone would want to collaborate or be willing to include their mystery.
(I'm going through the archive now, as a NEET I need a project) and there's so much potential. I know someone mentioned a hack of Umineko with fanmade sprites. (Like pic related)
Would anyone be interested in buckling down, making a hack/VN/doujin and working on it consistently?
Not to blog, but my life is /jp/ when my friend is not out of college so I have plenty of time to work on a project and I feel we could create something brilliant.
Edit!Anon has professional-level quality and we could easily use their sprites to make a porn game (with the artist's consent, of course)
I'm not of the thinking sort, but many of the brain-tickling mysteries and roleplaying in seacats threads have left me dumbfounded in the way they imitate R07's style.
I adore the mysteries posed in these threads but why not flesh them out as a team into a full-blown gameboard where we can twist others's perceptions?
I would be willing to host a discord or skype group where we could discuss gameboards (no Krauss rapings unless specified as an R-18 doujin) and create something useful?
If we sit around in our hug(cat)box, what's the point of the mystery? The conjecture and possibility of uncovering a truth is the most tantalizing part of a mystery for some. Let's make something of our little gray cells, shall we?
I have a software for making VNs, but what would everyone wish of a collaborative /jp/ project based upon Umineko?

>> No.16291104

>>16291088
Edit anon here. You're free to use any of my edits however you like. I'd also be willing to help make other edits if you need something specific.

>> No.16291117

>>16291088
I found this that somebody made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLvwbcyAuQ

if you just wanted to play around and didn't want to actually make something from scratch, but I've personally never used it.

>> No.16291208

>>16288842
He's an airhead.

>> No.16291219

>>16288842
>can't tell the different between broccoli and cauliflower
Neither can Satoko. They're both colorblind after all.

>> No.16291403
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Eva > Natsuhi > Rosa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kirie

Prove me wrong.

>> No.16291407

>>16288842
Satoshi is cute CUTE

>> No.16291452

>>16291403
Rosa slaps a child for being noisy, while Natsuhi pushes one off a cliff.
Other than that I agree

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is literally everyone at this school a psychopath

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>>16293776
Oh course!

I personally like that Ryukishi actually had a female pedophile. They're not really talked about.

>> No.16294058

>>16252583
Please at the very least put umineko in the subject field.

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I'll find out who you really are, Beatrice! I'll solve all the murders, all the locked rooms, and prove that Witches don't exist!!

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man.
you can feel how ryuchan wrote this as therapy for himself as much as entertainment for everyone else

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>>16294327
I'd love to see you try, USHIROMIYA BLACKURAAAAAA!!!!!

>> No.16294439

>>16283871
>>16284421
>>16294327
This just makes me wonder about a live-action Hollywood adaptation of Umineko. Would you watch it?
Who would you even cast?

>> No.16294486

>>16294439
It would likely be too much of a disaster to try and retain every character's name and the setting as Japan. Creating an adaptation that utilizes a different setting and different names while retaining personalities and basic plot could have potential if done right, but the Meta world and fantasy elements would be impossible to do well faithfully. Many fantasy characters and visuals would have to axed.

>> No.16294492

>>16294439
>Hollywood
>implying you can adapt a novel over twice the size of war and peace into a film

>> No.16294498

>>16294492
Precisely why we have 10 or so films. Surely ten tons of gold could finance this project.

>> No.16294515

>>16294492
This is Hollywood we're talking about. It's gonna be an eight film franchise.

>>16294486
I was thinking along the same lines. The most likely scenario would be that they'd make the characters British, to tie in with the whole And Then There Were None vibe Umineko is basically based on.
Rich British family who own an island off the coast of England.

"After six years of leaving his family behind, Bartholomew Umberbatch returns to Wrockenhill Island for a family reunion. What he doesn't realise is that dark secrets from the Umberbatch family are slowly seeping out. And as a mighty typhoon visits Wrockenhill, so does a stealthy serial killer. As people start to get horribly killed in seemingly impossible circumstances, the Umberbatches and their servants start to suspect there could only be a supernatural explanation for this tragedy. Could a dark and powerful witch be lurking on the island?"

>> No.16294517

>>16294439

Battler: The dude who played Eric in Divergent.

Ange: Sara Rue


Beato: Hayden Panettiere.

Shannon: That chick that used to be a dude what always on TV.

The Lambda: The annoying blond chick from the Dawn of the Dead remake.

Bern: ????

Eva: The bitch who played Skyler White.

>> No.16294529

>>16294515
>Umberbatch
I see what you did there

>> No.16294537

>>16294515
it'd have to be set in the 1800s for a british setting to work
britain is very similar to america, there's no posh families like that anymore apart from a few earls

>> No.16294542

>>16294439
THIS SUMMER
>overhead shot of Rokkenjima in the sun, suddenly turns to dark and downpour of rain
ONE MAN
>close-up of Eddie Redmayne as Battler, looking serious
MUST SOLVE
>Redmayne disovering the bodies in the shed
THE CRIME
>quick shots of blood and secondary characters
OF A LIFETIME
>epic trailer music as secondary characters get shown in various stages of anger and grief

BECAUSE WHEN THE SEAGULLS CRY
>shot of a seagull crying
NOBODY IS LEFT ALIVE
>Redmayne shouting that he'll solve the murders

WHEN THEY CRY
THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN WITCH
Rated M, starts friday.

>> No.16294560

>>16294542
is this the new Casey & Friends?

>> No.16294571

Who the fuck would be live action English Erika?

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>>16294571
Inexplicably Scarlet Johanson.

>> No.16294606

I think an all-British cast would be the way to go.

Sean Connery as Kinzo is a given.
Hugh Grant as Rudolf, easy.

I actually like Redmayne as Battler. Can't think of other youngish actors who could pull it off.

This is harder than I thought

>> No.16294629

>>16294571
We'd have to get rid of the blue hair and she can't be that young. Good young actresses are very, very rare. And for Erika we need someone who is <very good>. So someone in her 20's who looks young and can act. And look smug.
Shit, this might be the hardest to cast, along with Bern

>> No.16294645

>>16294439
Man, it would be so shit but I would fucking love to see this. Can you imagine what this would be like if they gave it the Harry Potter treatment and threw millions at it and made 8 full movies, one for each episode? Can you imagine the fights? I'm actually getting a little excited. It's never gonna happen but it's fun to imagine

>> No.16294651

>>16294645
meh, I'd just like it adapted by an actually decent animation studio
a live-action thing would be hard to do unless you find a really REALLY good child actress for Maria

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>>16294571

>> No.16294668

>>16294542
BLOOD WILL FLOW
SEAGULLS WILL CRY
ROOMS WILL BE LOCKED
OR NOT ACTUALLY BE LOCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE
MAGIC WILL NO LONGER RULE OVER ROKKENJIMA THIS SUMMER
IN

The Crying Seagulls 7
Willard Will Find The Answer

>> No.16294684

>>16294651
Child actresses are by definition annoying, which is perfect for Maria. I'd be more worried about Bern/Lambda/Erika, but as the other anon said, they could just up their age a bit.

That said, I'd love to see Umineko animated in full by a competent studio, but they idea of a worldwide blockbuster series phenomenon is hilarious to me, I'd love to see it.

>> No.16294698

>>16294668
>The Crying Seagulls
>>16294542
>WHEN THEY CRY
it's 'WHEN THE SEAGULLS CRY'
at least give it a good name

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>>16294684
>a worldwide blockbuster series phenomenon
I'm sure that if this was a novel published in the west and didn't have all the angel mort costumes it would be very popular

>> No.16294721

>>16294698
Thing is, I don't think Hollywood would go with a name like that. Big 8-movie franchise? Can't call it When The Seagulls Cry. They'd go for something like
>Legend of the Golden Witch
>Nineteen Eighty-Six
>Massacre of Mullingwell (localised name for Ushiromiya)
>The Silent Island
>Mullingwell Mysteries

>> No.16294728

>>16294703
I still think the fights wouldn't go down well. It gets very shounen now and then.
Take those out and focus on the mystery and you've got a core audience.
Keep in all the fanservice and magic fights and I think a lot of people would take one look at the trailer and go "pffff"
Unless they somehow get Cumberbatch to play someone.

>> No.16294765

>>16294439
Shannon and Kanon would have to be the same actor/actress for the twist to be believable, which means you could solve the mystery just by looking at the cast list

>> No.16294775

>>16294728
Which is why a lot would have to be omitted. The meta world can be easily simplified into a purgatory type room with debates between Battler and Beatrice as it cuts back to the game board. Examples of "magic" within the meta world can stay simple, and the magic murders on the game boards don't need to be shown. A lot can be done just with simple character interaction within the arguments. Witch lore can be simplified and the wedding scenes in EP6 for example don't need to be so scenematic. Chiesters and stakes can be axed, Ronove and Virgilia can just be introduced as characters with subtle connections to Genji and Kumasawa, the Eiserne Jungfrau can be simplified to a degree or in a worst case scenario can be axed totally in exchange for the Knox rules just as they are. Evatrice's rampage on the gameboard in EP3 is kind of important, but it's possible for her displays of magic to be simplified and still cruel. Beato vs. Virgilia can be cut, and Beato vs. Battler in EP4 can be replaced with an emotionally tolling debate. Will vs. Bern would be tough to work with, but a lot could be omitted.

>> No.16294784

Chronicles of Rokkenjima
1) and The Legend of the Witch
2) and The Hallowing Evening
3) and The Witch's Apprentice
4) and Goldsmith's Tyranny
5) and The Stranger's Duct Tape
6) and The Binding Marriage
7) and The Will of Willard
8) and The Last Cry of The Seagulls

I'll send my invoice to Hollywood.

>> No.16294791
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I am saving those posts about a LA Umineko. Just in case something happens.

>> No.16294804

>>16294775
You've thought this through. I could see Umineko appealing to a wider audience by changing these things around. Keep magic battles to a minimum, focus on the drama and the debates/discussions. They could still have Dlanor there, just as a personification of the Knox rules. She could be there in the purgatory room. Wonder how they could do the Red Truth though. I thought the anime did the best they could with the text swirling around the characters, but I doubt it'd work in a film.

But yeah, no Dragon Kinzo.

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>>16294791
In case they actually make a live action Umineko? Or in case everything gets deleted and everyone banned for discussing Umineko in an Umineko thread?

>> No.16294827

>>16294815
>inb4 live action is off topic on /jp/

>> No.16294837

>>16294827
I've been banned for less, anon.

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How would the normie masses react to tiny bombs?

>> No.16294857

>>16294606
>Hugh Grant as Rudolf, easy.
That's amazing actually. Perfect fit. No idea who I'd cast for Kyrie though. A younger Julie Walters would be perfect.
>Eva: Do you even care about anyone in your family, you monster?!
>Kyrie: Not my daughter, you bitch!

>> No.16294871

>>16294845
>Hmm, that sounds perfectly plausible.

Also, who'd play Gohda? Jamie Oliver? Seeing as Gohda doesn't get that many serious scenes, I bet they could put in a non-actor for him.
And PLEASE let him say "I can't lose in the kitchen!"

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>>16294845
Oh boy, i am almost with the picture in my head

>"Dude, i was at the math test and then i said to the teacher that the answer was 13 and because it was a devil's proof i didn't need to explain further. LOL. smash that like buttom."

>> No.16294902

Bump limit reached, still on page 3 but I thought a new thread would be a good idea. One that actually has "Umineko" or "Seacats" in the title so people can actually find it.

NEW THREAD
>>16294885
>>16294885
>>16294885
>>16294885

>> No.16294910

>>16294058
Learn how to use the fucking catalog faggot

>> No.16294939

>>16294910
The catalog is there so people can search for "umineko" or "seacats" and get the thread they want, idiot. People don't want to saunder through 50 threads looking for a picture that looks like it may be Umineko-related. Never make an Umineko thread without referencing it.

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>>16294411
I personally feel it was a copout, even if the message was optimistic.
She made a deal with the devil. You don't back out from that. The devil had so much pity that he backed out of his deal? Fuck that. The devil should've been crackling like a madman and condemned that girl to never say hello or goodbye to anyone and only have a teddy waifu as a friend. A deal's a deal. And then after she dies, the teddy would be alone for the rest of time. Because she was feeling lone.

But nope. Ryukishi had to be tooo optimistic.

>> No.16297415

>>16294517
>That chick that used to be a dude what always on TV.
Are you Karl Pilkington?

>> No.16297421

>>16294542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rsuP8CmfU
With this song, specifically the part at 2:27

>> No.16297429

>>16294728
I could see Cumberbatch playing Will or Krauss

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