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>> No.16086396
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2spooky.

>> No.16086633
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LS4fiLHnMw
This is really fitting

>> No.16086717

Let's actually discuss Umineko and not turn this into an RP fap thread.

>> No.16086738
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>>16086717
I don't think that there is much to talk about right now. When Trianthology is picked up for translation maybe more people will join in.

>> No.16086756
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The Kybella commercial cracks me with the Lady Beatrice part.

>> No.16086757
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>>16086756

*cracks me up

>> No.16086760

>>16086757
I know it's pathetic but I like to imagine these things are true.

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>>16086738
Is anyone working on Forgery of the Purple Logic? Some Anon posted full scans about a month ago.

>> No.16087399

>>16086738
Who could pick it up though?

>> No.16087409

>>16080977

I suppose that the continuation will be posted here.

>> No.16087420

>>16087409
I'm working on the next part as we speak.

>> No.16087425

>>16087420
Thank you for your work.

>> No.16087435

>>16087425
Your welcome. I was originally planning to make this 2 parts, but at this rate it'll end up longer than that. Part 2 should be ready in a few hours though.

>> No.16087461

>>16087435
I look forward to it. Thank you for talking to me about Ange and Battler the other night as well.

>> No.16087465
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Could Featherine defeat Godha if the fight took place in a kitchen?

>> No.16087482

>>16087465
The only one who would stand a chance in a fair cooking battle is Ronove. That being said, Featherine's powers aren't exactly fair, so anything's possible.

>> No.16087485

>>16087461
No, thank you. It gave me some good idea's for another fic.

>> No.16087506

Is magic real?

>> No.16087525
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>> No.16087538

>>16087525
thank you

>> No.16087599

>>16087525
I'd bang everyone in this picture except for two.

>> No.16087613

>>16087599
Which two?

>> No.16087636

>>16087525
Fuck the Golden Land, I want to travel across several fragments solving cases with Erika.

>> No.16087638

>>16086717
Last thread wasn't RP, and lewd has always been fine. If you want to talk about Umineko differently as well, start a conversation.

>> No.16087696

>>16086717
Umineko is dead, it's time to accept it

>> No.16087835
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Thanks for all the positive feedback on the first part. Here's part 2, hope you like it.

“Don’t mess with me!”

Reacting in the split second before Shannon could pull the trigger, Gaap summoned a small portal beside her and shot a hand out into it. Reemerging behind Shannon, it grabbed her arm and wrenched it back right as she fired the gun. Gaap heard the explosion of gunpowder and felt the bullet whiz inches above her head, hitting her hat and sending it flying into the air. For a moment Gaap was unsure if she’d been hit or not. Even so, she wasn’t going to give Shannon the chance to fire another round. While Shannon was still reeling from being yanked backwards so suddenly, Gaap opened another portal directly in front of her. Sending a fist through it this time, she mercilessly punched the young girl square in the face.

“Kya!”

The shock from the blow caused Shannon to falter, dropping her rifle into the rosebushes and loosening her grip on Gaap’s leg. Feeling her foe slipping free from her grasp, Shannon clawed at her in a blind panic, managing to grab hold of the ribbon that tied both halves of the crimson dress together. However in her haste she ended up using too much force, tearing the ribbon clean off and allowing Gaap to escape into yet another portal as she called out to her mockingly.

“Nobody likes a girl who’s too clingy Shannon. Guys will just ditch you if you're like that. <See you again>”

Deciding that it’d be best to get some distance for the time being and regain her composure, Gaap reappeared in the air above the arbor, her stilettos clacking against the rooftop as she landed gracefully. She took a deep breath and calmed her hammering heart. That had been way to close. She hadn’t expected that timid little Shannon to pull such an aggressive stunt. Looking back to the where she had just come from, she saw Shannon bent over the rosebushes, both arms elbow-deep in the thorny flowers as she frantically searched for the gun she had dropped. With a snap of her fingers, Gaap opened a large portal beneath Shannon, swallowing her up in darkness. Still in a panic from her plan failing, Shannon couldn’t react in time to grab hold of the railing, and she soon found herself sprawled on the ground in front of the arbor, right back where she had started.

"Now then, let's try that one more time. From the top."

All around them, the typhoon continued to rage. As Gaap stared down at Shannon’s crumpled form, she finally took notice of the wind tugging at her dress. Glancing down, she saw how it had come undone in the struggle. Without the ribbon holding it together, the loose garment was now fluttering wildly in the wind. As the fierce gale buffeted it to and fro, the already revealing outfit could no longer fulfill even the most basic functions as clothing, exposing Gaap’s body to the harsh elements. She was lucky there were no men around, otherwise- Well, no. She probably wouldn’t have been bothered even if there had been men watching. That being said, it was making it really difficult to move around properly. Clawing at the dress, Gaap briefly tried to tie it back into place, but it proved impossible. Sighing in frustration, she decided there was nothing else for it.

As Shannon struggled to her feet once more, she looked up just in time to see Gaap pull her dress up over her head and throw it into the night sky, where it was quickly swept out of sight by the wind. Due to her habit of forgoing any undergarments, this left Gaap completely naked save for her striped socks and her stilettos. Even in this life-or-death situation, Shannon couldn’t help but take a moment to marvel at the older woman's nude form. Long legs leading to wide hips which then tapered into a thin waist. And further up, a huge pair of ripe round melons sat perched upon a heaving chest, each one capped with a rosy peak that slowly hardened in the cold night air. The rain quickly soaked her from head to toe, making the surface of her skin glisten in the pale moonlight, accentuating her figure even more.

“Ah, that’s better. It’s nice to feel the rain and wind all over your body every once in a while. Next time I should make Riiche and Lia join me. Hm?”

As Gaap turned to face Shannon once more, she noticed the way in which the young maid was staring at her body. Grinning broadly, she leaned forward and placed both hands on her knees. She then slowly rose back up, tracing her fingertips seductively along her curves as she did so until reaching her chest. Cupping the slick breasts in her hands, The demoness called out to Shannon in a teasing voice as she hefted them up and down.

“Hmm~ Like what you see? Feel free to look as much as you want, because in exchange I’m going to make you pay for ruining my favorite dress.”

Next part is where things will really start to heat up. Look forward to it.

>> No.16087849

>>16087835
I know I wasted some lewd potential with Gaap's dress, but I just couldn't think of a realistic scenario where Shannon could take advantage of it.

>> No.16087978

>>16087613
Probably Kinzo and Krauss. Anon wants to be the one being banged when it comes to them.

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>>16086757

>> No.16088391

>>16087835
>Next time I should make Riiche and Lia join me. Hm?”
Poor Virgilia.

>> No.16088476
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>>16088391
She wouldn't even have a say in the matter. Gaap would just portal her out into the rain while she's in the shower or something.

>> No.16088482

Beato

>> No.16088502
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>>16088482
Beatits

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>>16088502
Bealewd

>> No.16088525
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>>16088513
Beanude

>> No.16088543

>>16087835
>Shannon couldn’t help but take a moment to marvel at the older woman's nude form. Long legs leading to wide hips which then tapered into a thin waist. And further up, a huge pair of ripe round melons sat perched upon a heaving chest, each one capped with a rosy peak that slowly hardened in the cold night air. The rain quickly soaked her from head to toe, making the surface of her skin glisten in the pale moonlight, accentuating her figure even more.

>Grinning broadly, she leaned forward and placed both hands on her knees. She then slowly rose back up, tracing her fingertips seductively along her curves as she did so until reaching her chest. Cupping the slick breasts in her hands, The demoness called out to Shannon in a teasing voice as she hefted them up and down.
And to think that Shannon was about to kill such a beautiful woman. That would have been such a tragedy. Gaap's body is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.16088544

>>16087156
Sorry anon I've been working on them but I've had a lot of uni work reccently.

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>>16088544
I tried doing a bit of cleaning.

>> No.16088588

>>16088543
Shannon's body is also a miracle, or at least her boobs are. No matter who wins this fight, a great rack will be lost to the world. Assuming it ends with a fatality of course.

>> No.16088607

Quick, post your favourite Umineko track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZrLFLgabGU

>> No.16088612

I want to experience licking the thin, sensetive skin at the back of Rosa's knees.

Is there anyway for me to experience this?

>> No.16088618

>>16088588
Well, yeah, you're right. Both have amazing bodies. Although, I don't mind if one of them dies, as long as we have some sexy and erotic moments between them. I wonder if those pasties will fall off eventually and both are going to keep loosing what little remains of their clothing.

>> No.16088643

>>16088588
>No matter who wins this fight, a great rack will be lost to the world.
Shannon's corpse can be preserved, to maintain her beautiful boobs in a perfect state. The problem is Gaap. If she dies, her sexy tits and legs will either turn into stone and then break into several pieces, or transform into a bunch of butterflies. The existence of her extreme beauty is truly fragile, just like a snowflake being touched by a warm human hand.

>> No.16088645

>>16088618
All I can say is look forward to Part 3. I think you'll really like it.

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>>16088612
Invite her to a spa. A chance is sure to present itself.

>>16088643
>Shannon's corpse can be preserved, to maintain her beautiful boobs in a perfect state.
Not perfect. They may retain their shape, but they would lose their warmth and softness.

>> No.16088692

>>16086757
>That text
Oh shit I think that was me, at least I remember saying something along those lines ages ago, I didn't know anybody quoted that.

>> No.16088818
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>>16086396
She is cute, not spooky

>> No.16088824

>>16088818
She has the most annoying laugh in WTC. That's saying a lot.

>> No.16088841

>>16088824
Now imagine that during sex

>> No.16088844

>>16088841
Don't even suggest that anon, that's starting to turn me on.

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>> No.16088913

>>16088889
>posting the anime
get out

>> No.16088920
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>>16088913

Well the OP for the animu was good anyway.

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I had another idea. Do you think Kanon ever let out his sexual frustrations on Shannon?

One night when it's just the two of them on the midnight shift, Kanon returns to the servant's room after doing the rounds to find Shannon fallen asleep on the job, laying face-up on the sofa. Despite himself, Kanon can't help but let his eyes wander towards his beloved sister's massive boobs. As he watched the large pale orbs of flesh swaying slowly in time with her breathing, Kanon felt an uncontrollable urge come over him. He knew from experience that she was a very heavy sleeper, always being scolded by madam for sleeping in and missing her duties. Kneeling in front of the sofa, Kanon took a big gulp before reaching a hand out and placing gently it on her shoulder. He softly wispered her name while giving her a small shake, but as he expected Shannon showed no signs of waking up. He knew it was now or never. After secretly stealing glances at them for years, this was his perfect chance. He slowly slid his hand up her shoulder until he reached her neck. Then, with baited breath, he began sliding his hand down. He felt his hand pass over her collarbone and still he continued, traveling even further down until finally he felt the bottom of his hand make contact with the slope of her breast. Reaffirming his resolve Kanon slid his hand down in one swift motion and grasped his prize.

What do you think?

>> No.16088965

>>16088920
>Best Umineko opening
>Worst adaptation
Why did it have to be this way?

>> No.16088988

>>16088965
I prefer Nocturne's opening, but the anime's is second.

>> No.16088992

>>16088958

Reverse trap Kanon rapes regular Kanon.

>> No.16089014

>>16088965
>Best Umineko opening
>better than ep7 OP
>better than any of the Alchemist OPs
what are you on

>> No.16089018
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>>16088889
The anime has it's parts

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>>16088958
Hot as hell.
I love the scenario, the shame!
I need more Kanon groping Shannon in my life.

>> No.16089032

>>16089014

I agree with that anon, Akiko's OPs are the best ones, by far.

>> No.16089035

can't believe it took me until ep7 to realize they're called the chiester sisters because they're winchesters
goddamn witch hunt calling them siesta

>> No.16089043

>>16089035
My friend finished the novels and never realized that Dlanor was Ronald spelled backwards, till I told him that like a year ago.

>> No.16089050

>>16089043
If you think that's bad I'm the kind of retard who didn't realise ronove and ronoue were the same person until around episode 6 or 7.

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>>16088992

>> No.16089062

>>16089035
I NEVER NOTICED THAT WHAT THE FUCK

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>>16089057

Hot.

>> No.16089075

>>16089035
Can't really blame them, since Chiester isn't a real word. No one knew what it was supposed to be until OKM used the English spelling

>> No.16089079

>>16089035
>goddamn witch hunt calling them siesta
It's not entirely their fault, since Ryuukishi named them ”シエスタ” (Shiesuta) and not "チエスタ" (Chiesuta).

>> No.16089084

>>16089028
Then maybe I'll continue that scenario some more. Maybe have him start jacking off while imagining it's Jessica.

>> No.16089086

>>16089043
>>16089050
I didn't realize either of these things. fuck am I dumb
to be fair Genji's last name isn't mentioned that much

>> No.16089091

>>16089079
in Ougon they're called Chiester, but yeah the katakana isn't exactly clear

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Krauss will make the Ushiromiyas great again!

>> No.16089109

>>16089105
THEME PARK ON THE MOON

>> No.16089121

I never thought I'd feel arousal coming into these threads to lurk.

>> No.16089124

>>16089091
It's definitely supposed to be Chiester. Ryukishi confirms it in Answer to the Golden Witch. Maybe he just messed the katakana up?

>R: That thought is quite intersting, but if I would have to answer that honestly, it comes from the Chester in Winchester. That’s why the name Siesta really doesn’t begin with an S but a C. If you enter an I into the word Chester you get Chiester. And isn’t it fascinating how even a gun can become a bunny if you put love into it (= 愛 (love) is read Ai in Japanese).

>K: So that’s how it is.

>R: Well, it really is a pun. That’s why we had the spelling of Siesta 4100 in Ôgon Musôkyoku corrected so that it starts with a C. That’s how we revealed the final answer, that the Chiester are actually a personification of the Winchester rifles.

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>>16089121
You're welcooooomeeee

>> No.16089149

>>16089130
Causing innocent Anon to lust after demons and bunnies. You're awful.

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>>16089149
Lust is not a bad thing. He should just enjoy it.

>> No.16089200

>>16089181
Maybe he feels guilty.

>> No.16089215

>>16089200
He shouldn't. It's a perfectly natural reaction.

>> No.16089227

>>16089215
That is true. Stupid sexy 410.

>> No.16089241

>>16089227
Best bouncy bunny butt.

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umineko.jpg

>> No.16089245

>>16089241
Stop that.

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>>16089241
>>16089245
oh god don't tell me it's another guy like bernkastel spanking anon

>> No.16089268

>>16089262
Sorry. I'll go back to lurking.

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>>16087465
Such a foolish question worthy of a fool.
It is universally and most definitely true that:
/RED/ GOHDA CAN'T LOSE IN THE KITCHEN

>> No.16089283

>>16089275
he just needs to make something spicy and AuAu will be defeated

>> No.16089284

>>16089262
No comparison warranted and no need to bring him up again

>> No.16089287

>>16089105
Pfff, no one would vote for someone with such stupid plans and such disrespect for women. Didn't you see the leaked clip of Krauss saying he grabs his sisters by the pussy?

>> No.16089291

>>16089121
Every other thread I get a boner. It's usually the rapey stories. There's an anon in here who always knows how to tickly my fancy

>> No.16089292

>>16089245
What? Don't you want to be busily besieged by best bunny's big bouncy bubble butt before being brought to the brink and busting your balls between both buttocks?

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>>16089275
Actually true.

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>>16087465
>>16089275
>>16089283
>>16089297
Still waiting on that Gohda fight scene

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>>16089292
I'm glad my fantasy from last thread is bringing you joy Anonihimous

>> No.16089313

>>16089292
Honestly yes. Hearing her silly giggle during it would be wonderful. Is this really the place for such teasing? You're doing bad things to me.

>>16089307
So are you. So is that picture.

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Thread's getting a bit gay

>> No.16089332 [DELETED] 

>>16089313
This is the only place for such teasing. Where else can you openly discuss your lewd fantasies about the seacats?

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>>16089329
How is this gay?

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>>16089297
It's even canon

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>>16089329
A little bit gay is always okay.

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>>16088502

Besto.

>> No.16089348 [DELETED] 

>>16089332
>>16089333
I guess that's true. Feel free to continue on teasing then, if you don't mind.

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Just finished episode 2. Im really starting feel it now. Im quite excited to see some more of kinzo's background also gohda a cute

>> No.16089378 [DELETED] 

>>16089306
>>16089334
I want a badass scene of Gohda just fucking throwing knives and shit at the culprit and beating them up with a frying pan.
Culprit: You fool, Gohda! You think you can possibly survive? I've got a loaded gun pointed straight at your face. You honestly think you can win?
Gohda: Hoho...a gun to my face is nothing. Now if we were anywhere else in the mansion, or on the island even, I'd feel threatened right now. But you've made a big mistake. You've forgotten the Pride of the Chef. Pointing a gun at me? In MY DOMAIN? And you have the gall to call me a fool? There's one thing you should know about me. I am a chef. And this is my kitchen. And I can't lose in the kitchen!
Que Liberated Liberator as Gohda slams his fist down on a saucepan handle, making it fly into the air, deflecting the bullet, then catching the pan with his hand and rushing the culprit, beating the shit out of them.

>> No.16089379 [DELETED] 

>>16089348
Alright then, how's this? A lewd scenario in which the Chiesters are is in charge of security at an exclusive event. You arrive and show 410 your invitation, but she tells you that she'll need to perform a full body search on you before letting you pass. She brings you to a private room and starts patting you down...

>> No.16089385 [DELETED] 

>>16089379
You have many good ideas. I went and checked the last thread as well. Studying black magic just to summon a cute bunny girl to lewd. I'd get erect so quickly from a patdown by 410.

>> No.16089386 [DELETED] 

>>16089306 (You)
>>16089334
I want a badass scene of Gohda just fucking throwing knives and shit at the culprit and beating them up with a frying pan.
Culprit: You fool, Gohda! You think you can possibly survive? I've got a loaded gun pointed straight at your face. You honestly think you can win?
Gohda: Hoho...a gun to my face is nothing. Now if we were anywhere else in the mansion, or on the island even, I'd feel threatened right now. But you've made a big mistake. You've forgotten the Pride of the Chef. Pointing a gun at me? In MY DOMAIN? And you have the gall to call me a fool? There's one thing you should know about me. I am a chef. And this is my kitchen. And I can't lose in the kitchen!
Que Liberated Liberator as Gohda slams his fist down on a saucepan handle, making it fly into the air, deflecting the bullet, then catching the pan with his hand and rushing the culprit, beating the shit out of them.

>> No.16089396

What would you have done in the Gold Room?
The scenario is exactly the same, except it's your actual family in there. Any brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, mother, father you have. You all discover the gold, the credit card, and a table full of guns, oh and a weird tranny with a blonde wig. Assuming you have the relationship you have with your actual family.
What would you do?

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>>16089385
"Can't let you in with this weapon on you, nyeh!"

>> No.16089400

>>16089354
it's only just begun my man

>> No.16089402 [DELETED] 

>>16089398
Anon please. Her thighs and butt have been doing bad things to me the last few days.

>> No.16089407

>>16089396
Hope to God my family doesn't have any hidden ill will against each other

>> No.16089421

>>16089396
The more I think about this seriously the more it scares me. I am not a good person.

>> No.16089438 [DELETED] 

>>16089398
If you keep this up I'm going to need to fap.

>> No.16089440

410 a slut.

>> No.16089450

>>16089421
No one is, deep down. Greed is too strong. The most functional family in the world could end up in the Gold Room and every single family member would get doubts. This is why I love this scenario so much in Umineko.

>> No.16089478 [DELETED] 

>>16089385
>>16089438

That's when things get interesting.

She starts at your shoulders and slowly works her way down your body, patting you all over as she does so. The feeling of her gloved hands travelling across your form mixed with the sight of her in her lewd uniform soon causes your dick to become erect. You desperately try to hide it but can't move your hands to adjust it's position without drawing her attention. To your remorse, your erection it ends up pointing straight out at an odd angle that makes it incredibly conspicuous, but amazingly she still doesn't seem to have noticed. Fully focused on her task, 410 continues to pat down your sides until finally she reaches your waist. You can do nothing but watch in dismay as her unsuspecting face approaches your member. Finally, her continued descent causes her chin to bump into your protruding bulge. But that wasn't even the end of it. After being momentarily pushed down by her chin, a particularly strong throb causes your trapped dick to flick off of it, springing upwards and bopping her on the nose before coming to rest directly before her eyes. After wordlessly staring at it for several moments, 410 looks up at your blushing face, a huge smirk plastered across her own.

>> No.16089486 [DELETED] 

>>16089478
I'm definitely going to need to fap, you better not stop with these. It would be so embarrassing being so obviously aroused in front of her, because of her.

>> No.16089492 [DELETED] 

>>16089486
I'm sure she'd tease you about it relentlessly

>> No.16089493

>>16089396
You see I actually come from a really big wealthy family on my dad's side. Not super rich but they all actually have money (aside from a few members). They seem close but from what I know there are some financial problems some of them are going through,

If something like that were to actually happen I don't know if any of them would snap or not. If shit hits the fan I guess I'd try to get the hell out of dodge as much as possible. I feel that some member of our family would suggest splitting the cash but I can think of a few that wouldn't want that.

>> No.16089497 [DELETED] 

>>16089492
I am too. I'm interested in seeing how Anon writes her doing it.

>> No.16089507

>>16089396
I don't want to sound like an edgy fuck, but my biggest problem would be deciding who to shoot first. That is a shitload of money and I could do whatever the fuck I want with it. I'd make it look like an accident, get the money, completely change my identity and make it look like I died in the accident, then start a new life somewhere in a nice country.

>> No.16089540

>>16089396
grab one gold bar then fucking leg it
they can duke it out for the other 59 of them

>> No.16089548 [DELETED] 

>>16089478
>>16089486
Also thank you, this is quite lovely.

>> No.16089562 [DELETED] 
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>>16089486
>>16089492
>>16089497
>>16089548
have some more

"Nihihi. What's this nyeh? Are you trying to smuggle a weapon into the event nyeh?"

Saying this, 410's hands ceased their downward descent on your hips and began to slowly work their way inwards, gradually approaching your crotch as she continues to pat you down.

"N-No! That's not what-Ah!"

Your voice tapers off into a moan as 410's patting hands finally reach your groin and begin their assault on the unprotected bulge. *pat* *pat* *pat* With each pat your erection bounces slightly, and you could she her eyes bounce with it as they intently followed it's every movement, her face still mere inches away from it.

"Well I can't just take your word for it nyeh. It's a matter of public safety after all. I'll just have to do an extra thorough inspection to make sure there's nothing dangerous here. Nihihihi~."

>> No.16089567 [DELETED] 

>>16089562
Can we cum in her mouth by the ends of this?

>> No.16089574 [DELETED] 

>>16089562
You'll be cumming in a lot more places than just her mouth

>> No.16089576 [DELETED] 

>>16089574
meant for >>16089567

>> No.16089578 [DELETED] 

>>16089574
Her butt is an equally wonderful option. I'd like that too.

>> No.16089606

>>16088992
Please. Shannon-onee-sama raping reverse trap Kanon is where it's at.

>> No.16089608 [DELETED] 

>>16089562
;_; That's no fun.

>> No.16089619 [DELETED] 

>>16089562
Just write it on a pastebin as a fapfic and post the link here when you're done if you're in the writing mood.

>> No.16089620 [DELETED] 

>>16089619
I would appreciate this a lot. I thought about suggesting /ghost/ as well.

>> No.16089634 [DELETED] 

It's really funny how trigger happy this janitor is about lewd things to the point that suggesting a fapfic on pastebin is grounds for deletion, yet "i'd fuck this toohoo" threads that are literally nothing but ecchi images make up much of the catalog daily.

>> No.16089636 [DELETED] 

>>16089634
I'm a bit surprised as well. He may just be trying to clear reports.

>> No.16089648 [DELETED] 

>>16089634
>>16089636
I've grown not to talk about this stuff. Even mentioning deleted posts or banned posters has resulted in a 3 day ban. Best to ignore the subject entirely and talk about Umineko.

>> No.16089655 [DELETED] 

>>16089648
No, it's stupid. There is no reason for these threads and these threads alone to be forced to be puritan when the rest of this board is soaked in threads dedicated to nothing but explicit lewd.

>> No.16089657 [DELETED] 

>>16089655
I have a feeling someone is just spamming reports.

>> No.16089669 [DELETED] 

>>16089655
Gotta start cleaning up the board form somewhere.

>> No.16089701
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>>16089606
I like this idea. Relationships in which the usual power dynamic is suddenly reversed once they enter the bedroom are always fun.

>> No.16089711 [DELETED] 

If it makes you feel any better I'm as equally angry and frustrated as you are.

>> No.16089751

>>16089450
The only issue I had with it was that there was such a ridiculous amount of wealth gathered in that place that there was literally no reason to fight over the size of their shares right then and there. They should have just taken what they needed for now and sorted out the distribution of the rest later. They could have all taken the amount they needed to handle their current problems and it wouldn't have even put a dent in it. Just think about it. If you're already going to get more money than you could possibly ever need, then why the hell would you put that at risk in the hopes of getting even more you'll never need. The only reason I can think of is that they actively wanted to screw the other siblings over. In other words, this situation would only play out that way if the parties involved are already hostile. It's not going to turn a friendly group against one another. But I guess that's why it worked in this case.

>> No.16089811

After taking some time relfect and let everything settle after the end I think the only character I can't bring myself to like at all is Rosa.

>> No.16089819

>>16089811
You don't have to like her, but can you at least sympathize with her? Her life was one of the hardest.

>> No.16089994

>>16089819
Of course I can sympathize a little. Her treatment of Maria is unforgivable.

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>>16089994
It's even sadder because she was treated the same way as a child.

>> No.16090005

>>16090004
Umineko is suffering.

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>>16090005
Not always.

>> No.16090045

>>16090035
Maybe I should read the manga.

>> No.16090049

>>16090035
It sucks that sometimes Rosa can be completely terrible sometimes because when she wants to be sweet to Maria she really can be.

>> No.16090056

>>16090049
It's extremely conflicting. I like that Umineko brought on that kind of conflict.

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>>16090045
You should definitely read Episode 8's manga at least, since it adds new content.

>> No.16090076

>>16090072
Is it worth reading the whole thing, or is Episode 8's manga the volume with new content?

>> No.16090087

>>16090076
Episode 8 is where most of the new content is. Apart from that, they also expanded upon Will's breakdown of the witch's illusion in Episode 7, so that he actually explains all the solutions of the first 4 games in detail rather than just saying the "Illusions to illusions" thing.

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16090093

The OP pic is seriously still freaking me the fuck out.

>> No.16090101

I Think RGD tops umineko and higurashi in soul crushingness. But the two gives more dashes of hope.

>> No.16090104
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>>16090093
Then take a look at this one instead.

>> No.16090109

>>16090104

Loods chase the horror away.

>> No.16090126

>>16086738
I'm actually intrigued about Iwaihime, why is people talking only about Trianthology and not including Iwaihime?

>> No.16090139

>>16090104
So is she bottomless or is she wearing a bandaid or something?

>> No.16090161

>>16090087
You trade soundtracks for more truth

>> No.16090172

>>16090161
Not necessarily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMFZGckcNBY

>> No.16090178

>>16090139
tfw lewd author will never return

>> No.16090187
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16090187

>>16090109
She has disappointingly few good lewds
>>16090139
A single crimson thread of spider's silk is all Eva-Beatrice uses to cover her slit.
>>16090178
I'm still here. I've been working on that 410 story this entire time.

>> No.16090191

>>16090187
You're a hero.

>> No.16090196

>>16090187
We're glad to have you aboard. You're the hero we need, not the one we deserve.

>> No.16090200

>>16090191
>>16090196
Thanks. That means a lot. Progress has slowed down a bit due to lack of feedback, but it's still coming along. Currently the whole thing is about 1000 words.

>> No.16090207

>>16090200
Looking forward to it. You certainly improved my evening. It's the least I can do to encourage you.

>> No.16090350

>>16090109
Is this true?

>> No.16090428

>>16090191
>>16090196
>>16090207
Here's what I've got so far

http://pastebin.com/NBJcDLAz

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>>16090350

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16090452

>>16090350
Of course. Fear is a very primal feeling, so it requires an equally primal feeling such as lust to drown it out.

>> No.16090469 [DELETED] 

>>16090428
It's quite good. You have me eagerly awaiting the rest! Quite literally have certain parts twitching with anticipation.

>> No.16090488 [DELETED] 

>>16090469
Haha, I'm glad you liked it. If there are are any criticisms or suggestions please feel free to let me know and I'll see what I can do.
I just realized that I've written a term paper's worth of Umineko fapfics in a single day.

>> No.16090502 [DELETED] 

>>16090488
I'm grateful. It's selfish of me to to suggest but with 410 I think anything involving her bottom would be appropriate. Perhaps a lapdance?

>> No.16090521 [DELETED] 

>>16090502
>It's selfish of me to to suggest
Please don't worry about that. If anything your helping me. The feedback is greatly appreciated because it gives me ideas.
>Lapdance
That's actually one of the reasons why I brought out the chair.

>> No.16090534 [DELETED] 

>>16090521
Brilliant. I like the way you think. You teased oral as well, there are a lot options, I don't know how much you feel like writing, if you're considering multiple orgasms. It is all very kind of you.

>> No.16090553 [DELETED] 

>>16090534
I'm definitely planning several orgasms, at least 3. But considering that it's still at just the teasing phase, it might take a while before we actually reach any orgasms. I'll probably keep this going until I either run out of ideas or people get tired of the story. Or if I feel like I need to get back to work on another one of my projects like the Shannon vs Gaap story or the lewd sprite edits.

>> No.16090578 [DELETED] 

>>16090553
I see. I don't mean to take time away from your other projects. I do enjoy this a lot, take your time and focus on what you enjoy!

>> No.16090597 [DELETED] 

>>16090578
Don't worry, I enjoy all of them. I'm willing to commit some extra time to this one since you seem to like it a lot.

>> No.16090610 [DELETED] 

>>16090597
I am really enjoying it! Thank you.

>> No.16090645 [DELETED] 

>>16090610
I'm glad You like it. I'll get back to writing then. I'll post another update when I've got something.

>> No.16090684 [DELETED] 

>>16090645
I will wait warmly.

>> No.16090722 [DELETED] 

>>16090684
I'm going to get some sleep for now. I'll start back up writing in the morning.

>> No.16091141

>>16090093
She just wants a kiss

>> No.16091327

Friendly reminder that 410 would willingly kill the one she loves to save herself and everyone
She is probably the bunny with the biggest emotional issues

>> No.16091408

>>16091327
>She is probably the bunny with the biggest emotional issues
those are the best fucks

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>> No.16091787

The first chapter of Hotarubi no Tomoru Koro ni has been translated.

>> No.16091803

>>16091787
It was translated months ago. Hopefully the new group will do the rest of the chapters though, since only chapter 0 and 1 were translated before

>> No.16091834

>>16091803
Hopefully. One of the translators for it said "By the way, I don't know if I'm gonna do the other 4 chapters in the volume. I might if I get some help for typesetting and such, but otherwise it will be difficult."

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Wait, Zepar's voice actor was a woman? I always thought he was played by a man

>> No.16092047
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[ERROR]

Do you believe in 'miracles', Seacats?

>> No.16092922

>>16090452
I guess that makes sense. I always did think EVA Beatrice was a bit cute.

>> No.16093106

Which male Umineko would you like to have a drink with?
Hard Mode: not Battler
Which female Umineko would you like to have a drink with?
Hard Mode: not just because you want to get her drunk and do lewdish things

>> No.16093112

>>16093106
Ronove, Virgilia.

>> No.16093135

>>16093106
>Hard Mode: not Battler
>not Kinzo
I want to test my liver to Kinzo's Absinthe and drink while we scream about love.

>Which female Umineko would you like to have a drink with?
Bernkastel. I absolutely hate that cunt with every fiber of my being but I would drink with her.

>> No.16093143

>>16093135
Course you can drink with Kinzo. Good choice actually. He'd be a great drinking buddy.

Though, why would you like to have a drink with Bernkastel if you hate her so very, very much? Just so it might loosen you up a bit?

>> No.16093236

>>16093106
Male? I just want to get Genji drunk. Not just drunk, completely shitfaced. I wanna see that guy loosen up and gossip about the Ushiromiyas and the other servants. Maybe show me some knife tricks.
Female? I think Eva could hold her liquor. She'd be fun to get drunk with. She'd get a bit flirty, but nothing too lewd would happen.
Now if I wanted lewdness, I'd drink with Rosa. Her pussy's been so void of cock she'd be dripping on the carpet after one glass of wine.

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[ERROR]

Everyday until you like it.
I keep forgetting to save the actual sakurafish edit, anyone have it?

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>>16093281

>> No.16093342

>>16093236
Drunk Eva drawl would make me feel funny

>> No.16093356

Why no lewds of Featherine?

>> No.16093358

>>16093300
Cheers.
Is that you by the way, edit-anon?
I'm working on that drinking game I was talking about last week. I've got most of the rules set out and everything, thought we might play it tomorrow if there's enough interest.
Thing is, it's gonna look awful in MS Paint, which is where I'm making the game board. I know you're fucking busy with all sorts of projects, but if you have the time or interest to fluff up the game board a bit I'd be very grateful. I'm not entirely sure if it's against the rules or whatever, but maybe we could both make a dummy email and have a little talk over there?
Again, only if you're interested.

Also, just to gauge the general interest in an Umineko drinking game, here's a strawpoll for everyone to give their 2 cents.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11630651
http://www.strawpoll.me/11630651
http://www.strawpoll.me/11630651
http://www.strawpoll.me/11630651

>> No.16093362

Man if my aunts looked like the aunts in Umineko things would be different around here

>> No.16093399

>>16093362
What are you saying? If your aunt was ginger and walked around in a china dress you'd have sex with her?

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>>16093399
No, I'm saying my uncle (her brother) would probably do unseemly things to her.

>> No.16093439
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[ERROR]

There really isn't a lot of seacats art with alcohol

>> No.16093456

>>16093439
>bottomless Ange

I aproov.

>> No.16093484

>>16093456
So do I, but a word of warning anon, it's a slippery slope (and I'm not talking about Ange's ass). You don't want to end up as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Mentioned.

>> No.16093493

>>16093484
I wish I knew what you were talking about. That image just gave me some lewd ideas is all.

>> No.16093499

>>16087835
It was easier for Gaap to open a portal in front of the gun's barrel and redirect the bullet to hit Shannon. Of course, if her intentions were to kill her.

>> No.16093535

>>16093439
Drunk girls play too much into my enjoyment of omorashi.

>> No.16093565

>>16093356
What kinds?

>> No.16093628

Fuck off, Janitor

>> No.16093635

>>16093135
>>16093143
Definitely Kinzo. Though I like the idea of getting Gohda drunk. I want to know about his days when he worked at that fancy hotel.

>> No.16093640

>>16093493
If you had Ange's ass in front of your face right now, what would you do? Divide attention equally to both buttocks or dive straight into the cave of twilight with your slippery sense organ?

>> No.16093644

Which seacat has the best hair?

>> No.16093653

>>16093644
Evatrice's is really cute. I think I like it best even though I prefer longer hair. Bern second I guess.

>> No.16093655

>>16093535
>omorashi
I've learned a new term today.
I'd associate that with middle-ages women though, but I can see the novelty and lewdness of a young girl having one drink too many and soiling herself. She immediately notices, and so do you, and she looks at you teary-eyed, begging you not to let anyone know what just happened.

>> No.16093667

>>16093644
I'm gonna sound like an edgy idiot here, but you have to remember that Umineko first came out in 2007 when I was 15 (I'm 24 now). I loved Battler's haircut so much that I tried to copy it. Lots of wax and hairspray and I sort of pulled it off but everyone thought I was a fucking freak/idiot.
But hey, at least I didn't dye my hair red.

>> No.16093696

>>16093640
The former, though I would eventually work my way into the latter. You have to take your time with worship. I'd want to write my name on it as well, silly as that is.

>> No.16093710

>>16093106
Depends what you mean with "having a drink with."
I'd enjoy a drink with Nanjo, exchanging stories, hearing about his life etc.
I'd love to get drunk with Rudolf though. He could give me tips about women, share stories of his lewd escapades. He seems like an absolute bro to get really drunk with.

As for the women?
A single drink? Kumasawa probably. I bet she'd get pretty tipsy after a single glass of wine and she'd start gossiping. I'd love to get really drunk with Rosa though as another anon said. Get someone to babysit Maria, so it's just me and Rosa and a couple bottles of wine. She starts of reserved because it's been so long since she's had this kind of fun. But after a few glasses she'll be the one to recommend opening another bottle...and the another, and another, until we're both really fucking drunk and start to do stupid things. Stumbling upstairs really drunk and accidentally getting into Maria's bedroom instead of Rosa's, and we both don't give a shit and have sweaty, drunk sex on Maria's bed. Rosa would cry and scream with ecstasy, finally having a dick inside of her. She'd hold the bed sheets in her clamped fists and feel absolute pleasure as tears roll down her face and Sakutarou watches from the corner

I have a thing for single mothers.

>> No.16093713
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[ERROR]

Erika for Di- President!

Do you remember the time in the past, when Seacatposting was fun and unrestricted? Where you could find 5 different images of battler crying at any given moment. OC abound?
If you vote Erika, Erika will bring all those things back.
With your vote, we can make seacats great again!

Things to happen if Erika president.
- More lewd
- More Erika
- No, more RP
- ID check every seacat in every thread. All underage and tublerites perma banned from seacat threads.
- Professional translation of every single work that r07 has written within this year. Promise!
- No more magic posting allowed. All arguments on why the solution makes sense, coherent or not, will be met with relentless ridicule and followed by stoning.
- Same goes for love posting.
-

<VOTE BLUE>

>> No.16093732

>>16093655
I enjoy the desperation aspect of it just as much as the actual act. Going into detail about it here seems inappropriate.

>> No.16093734

>>16093696
>I'd want to write my name on it as well, silly as that is.
Stamp your brand on it, eh?
How do you mean exactly? Get a marker pen and write your name? Claim ownership of her ass? Or are we talking about a different kind of "branding" here?

>> No.16093755

>>16093732
We've discussed far, far more inappropriate things here.
When you say desperation, do you mean the relentless need of the girl to wet herself? Or the terrible feeling she has when she realises she's just wet herself? The short scenario I described really speaks to me. The fact that she notices it and feels completely embarrassed, and begs you not to tell anyone. But then my filthy mind kicks in and I'm spurred into announcing to the whole room what just happened so she'd run away crying. Bullying has always been a weakness/fetish for me. Then again, I can appreciate the trust if something like this happened. I'd hush it all up, take her home and help her clean herself. The fact that she's shown such a vulnerable side to herself is also very arousing.

>> No.16093756

>>16093713
Man, I'd kill for an anime of idealized politician characters. Like House of Cards, but with less drama and more lolis.

I wonder what Ryukishi thought of the election and if he even watched it considering he's such a fan of politicial conspiracies. I mean, just look at Tokyo in Higurashi or all the keikakus in Rose Guns Days.

>> No.16093762

>>16093756
>Like House of Cards, but with less drama

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.16093763

>>16093755
The need to relieve herself, yes.

>> No.16093777

>>16093358
Hmmm, seems there's enough interest to get the ball rolling. The game rules are almost done, I just need to present them in a good way. Kinda depends on my good friend edit-anon, but I'm sure we can play on an old MS Paint board if needs must.
Just need to figure out a timezone. By the time I like to have a drink, it'd be about 3pm in the US.
Could the people who are interested post their time zones? Maybe we can figure something out so we can play this tomorrow.

>> No.16093788

>>16093734
A large marker, preferably red. Right across both cheeks.

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bay-atto

>> No.16093809

>>16093788
I'd love to have Ange's ass to myself, licking and kissing and caressing, and then grabbing a red marker and writing on her ass. And she'd giggle "Haha, what are you writing, weirdo?"
And I just write: "Your whole family is dead." in mirrored writing and force her to look at her ass in the mirror.

>> No.16093812

>>16093809
Too far

>> No.16093817

>>16093809
Boner achieved.
Damn it. I can't go a thread without this happening.

>> No.16093818

>>16093809
I'm not much for bullying. Love and lewd go hand in hand for me. I do desperately want to rim her.

>> No.16093827
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Erika is for ______ ___ ________ ___ _____ ________ ___ ___ __ _ ____ ___

>> No.16093840

>>16093827
Is this hangman? R!

>> No.16093883

>>16093827
>>16093840
Might be some alien form of Morse code

>> No.16093898

>>16093710
>not slipping a bit of alcohol in Maria's drink so that she passes out
I wonder why Rosa hasn't done that?

>Stumbling upstairs really drunk and accidentally getting into Maria's bedroom instead of Rosa's, and we both don't give a shit and have sweaty, drunk sex on Maria's bed
>Rosa would cry and scream with ecstasy, finally having a dick inside of her. She'd hold the bed sheets in her clamped fists and feel absolute pleasure as tears roll down her face
Holy shit. You're one kinky fuck.

>> No.16093901

>>16093762
>implying everyone on /a/ wouldn't eat that shit
If you add lolis, it magically becomes good.

>> No.16093917 [DELETED] 

>>16093818
It's not bullying. It's facing reality. If Ange ever moved on and got a boyfriend, it's his job to make her understand her past. If that''s done with mirrored writing on her ass with a red marker, so be it.
Admittedly, that is a bit rough on her.
She'll never cope with losing her family, her brother. I think the best thing her boyfriend could do is roleplay as Battler, but unexpectedly. They'd be having missionary sex and suddenly he'd stare her right in the face and say "It's you! It's really you, Ange!"
Ange would be completely shocked but she'd get into it. Her role-model, her older brother, her protector, she'd get a glance at him again after all those years. And then her boyfriend would pull out and stand up, spit on her, and walk towards the door. "You weren't there, Ange. You should've been there on Rokkenjima." Before closing the door with a slam, leaving her in tears.

>> No.16093920

>>16093917
You've lost me.

>> No.16093921

>>16093917
You're disgusting, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

>> No.16093924

>>16093917
>>16093921
There's a right and a wrong way to help her move past this. That is not it.

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>>16093917
I like you.
It's almost similar to how my last relationship ended.
There's something devastating with leaving a woman in tears as the final moment in the relationship. It's a weird feeling. A mixture of relief, sadness and moving on while being smug in some way.

>> No.16093954

>>16091968
The joke is they're both women. You thought Yasu was a man, but he was actually a woman.

>> No.16093960

>>16093954
That's a nice delusion you have there

>> No.16093986

>>16093960
Oh let's not have this argument again. There is no proof that Yasu is male other than because it's more ironic and more painful if Yasu is a guy.
>b-but he said he was a man in ep 5
Not proof.
>b-but Ryukishi said on twitter that man should do their job in the kitchen, and Lion needed to defy gender roles.

It always revolves around irony, your feelings, what sounds the most tragic rather than the truth. Approximation of the truth because it makes a better story does not become a red truth, it remains a gold truth.

>> No.16094004

>>16093986
There is plenty of proof, but you ignore it because you don't like it. What is the point of the love duel, Zepar/Furfur, their duality, the VN, not voice actors, description of them as different genders? In what way does a cliff injury make a female "unable to make love" in the same way male genital mutilation would? Why would female genital mutilation cause a gender schism that makes Yasu feel like furniture and not human? Why have the gender vague in the first place? Why have Kanon male and Shannon female?

>Let's not have this argument again

Then don't bring it up, you delusional fuck.

>> No.16094010

I hope that writefag is doing well.

>> No.16094026

>>16093954
But the VN says that they're different genders

>> No.16094033

>>16093920
>>16093921
>>16093924
It's taste, anons. I'm not into all this weird 410 bunny shit or Gaap porn yet the entire thread seems to be sucking that guys cock. You either like my ideas or you don't. No skin off my nose.

>>16093936
Interesting. I had a similar experience. Maybe old Freud would have something to say about that and how this fetish manifested in me afterwards. Leaving a woman can be heartbreaking, but it can be very, very freeing. And somehow, when you're the one leaving her there's this inner smugness that just arises out of nowhere.

>> No.16094041

>>16094004
>What is the point of the love duel
To decide who would save Battler. Nothing more and nothing less.
>their duality, the VN, not voice actors, description of them as different genders?
None of which are proofs. Simply convenient coincidences that fit a narrative or view.
The fact that you brush it off by saying ''pfftttt, there's so much evidence and proof, it's self evident'' shows more that you have nothing.

> In what way does a cliff injury make a female "unable to make love" in the same way male genital mutilation would? Why would female genital mutilation cause a gender schism that makes Yasu feel like furniture and not human?
Your limited imagination is not refutation of evidence nor proof that it could not have been another way. A cliff cutting off his dick and testicles is just as plausible in its miracle of occurrence that it could have cut open her stomach and affected her hormones.

See
>Why have Kanon male and Shannon female?
How the fuck is that proof? Again, don't think that I don't understand your opinion, but you are unable to extend your hand and understand there is no definitive proof, only vagueness of coincidences, accepted as proof, which is not proof.

You have nothing and you know it which is why you are grasping at straws. If something is self evident, then it should be simple to explain by the person saying that it is obvious at a glance. Umineko has made me hate absolutely everyone who uses nothings of things being self evidence as proof of their position.
Example: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Also, without love it cannot be seen.
Do you have love to understand my position that there is no concrete evidence on Yasu's gender?

>>16094026
The VN never confirms which gender is which. Everyone agrees that the blue one male because it makes weird faces and has a deeper voice.

>> No.16094042

>>16094010
Writefag? Are you referring to me? Or are there other writers in these threads?
In any case, whether you were talking about me or not, a single sentence like that spurs me on. Thanks, anon.

>> No.16094051

>>16094041
>The VN never confirms which gender is which
I didn't say that, I'm just saying that both of them can't be women, since the VN specifically says that they're different genders

>> No.16094062

>>16094041
>don't think that I don't understand your opinion

Seeing as you can't grasp the simple idea of symbolism and representation, I think you don't. Even if you accept the stretch that the cliff incident affected internal reproductive system in the same way it would external, regardless of the sure differences in psychological consequences for each gender, your failure to provide any explanation for the in your face representations of gender and conflict other than "convenient narrative choices", shows that YOU are the one grasping at straws. It's the same as saying "he put that in there to trick you" or "these obviously representative scenes don't actually mean anything but those ones that were shown earlier in the story do".

>> No.16094071

>>16094042
I'm not sure who you are, but anyone who contributes should feel good about it.

>> No.16094093 [DELETED] 

>>16094033
I think it simply has to do with power. I subscribe to the Camille Paglia notion that men are fearful of women's unexplained mysticism and by leaving her, destroying the relationship first, as she still loves you, you obtain power over her. I've reflected over the years on my decision and how I felt and it's what makes me think there is some truth to that.

In most relationships, there is a union of love, but also of illusion. Both sides push until one is unable to meet the other's satisfaction, and the illusion becomes broken. The person who is the first to break away from the illusion is the one who is the most unharmed and unaffected, because he or she has come to terms with the illusion being broken. Though, obviously, if both side are no longer able to maintain that illusion of love and hate each other, both or neither are hurt. It's usually the one who is still entranced in the illusion of love that has reality crashing down on them that is the most affected from the break up of love.
And that break up is power. Freedom is power while burdening the person you loved with having her illusion broken.

In my relationship, she was too clingy to the point where she basically lived with me and stopped doing anything for about a year after she was laid off. It physically and psychologically drained me, and when I told her to leave the house, she told me that she only loved me because her parents told me that I would marry her if she stayed with me. I never felt so betrayed in my life and it felt so good throwing her out the door in the rain.

>>16094062
Symbolism is not proof. You cannot seem to accept that. It's that simple.
All you have is
>this symbolism has to mean something, and the way I subjectively interpret it makes it proof
Again, something being ironic or fits a narrative does not become proof, which is why you have to interpret my position as ''huuurrrrr Ryukishi is tricking you'' when I only argued that there is no concrete proof of Yasu's gender.

>> No.16094099

>>16093986
>>b-but he said he was a man in ep 5
>Not proof.
Why isn't that proof though? Natsuhi would obviously know the gender of her adopted child, and she refers to him as male

>> No.16094120

>>16094099
>It's obvious
>it's so self evident
What proof do you have that Natsuhi knew the gender of the baby?
Battler was the voice on the phone. We don't know what it sounded, we don't know if Natsuhi knew the baby survived, we don't know if Natsuhi wasn't oblivious and by simply reminding her that ''I'm the baby from 19 years ago'', it let her filled the gaps.

What proof do you have that it's the baby from 19 years ago and not Battler?
>Natsuhi obviously knows
>obviously

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>>16094120
>Battler was the voice on the phone
He was not

>> No.16094145

>>16093499
I actually thought of that. But if she might have messed up the timing. If she opened it too soon Shannon could have just shot her in the leg or something.

>> No.16094163

I want to help too many of these characters.

>> No.16094182

>>16093358
>>16093777
Edit anon here. Sorry for the late response. If there's anything I can do to help just let me know.

>> No.16094188

>>16094135
Figuratively. Not literally. Did you read Umineko with the voice patch?

>> No.16094211

>>16094135
https://youtu.be/UL93J76QVGU?t=1m46s

>> No.16094212

>>16094188
They did use his voice actor, yes. I wonder if it was done intentionally to mislead people, or if Alchemist just fucked up.

I mean, the text says that Natsuhi couldn't figure out if the caller was male or female, even though Battler has a fairly manly voice

>> No.16094239

>>16094212
>I wonder if it was done intentionally to mislead people, or if Alchemist just fucked up.
It was clearly a deliberate choice by Ryukishi. It masks the real killer's identity and voice. We know in red that Battler isn't the culprit, so he's the perfect person to voice the culprit while masking it.

>the text says that Natsuhi couldn't figure out if the caller was male or female
That's my point. Natsuhi couldn't figure out if the caller was male or female, yet it's assumed to be male because Genji says that it's the man from 19 years ago. Hence why >>16094099 implies that it's '''obvious''' that Natsuhi knew the gender of the baby, as a form of self evidence, when there is no actual evidence.

>> No.16094327

>>16094239
>it's assumed to be male because Genji says that it's the man from 19 years ago.
The caller literally says that he's a man as well. He refers to himself as 'ore' and at one point says that he's Jessica's older brother

>> No.16094592

>>16094327
>implying the caller isn't lying
Again, not proof.

>> No.16094597

And then you'll say
>b-but what reason would the caller have to lie about his or her gender?
That's not the point. What proof is there that the caller who says he's a male isn't a female?
Devil's proof!

>> No.16094936

Hotarubi, Iwaihime, Trianthology translation news?

>> No.16094959

>>16094936
Hopefully never.

>> No.16094996

Why is there so much hate for Chiru? I read the entire Umineko this spring and what exactly is wrong with it? People main argument is that it dropped in quality mostly without explanation and that's it. Did they forget that first chapters were incredibly slow at start and some scenes were also pretty off.

>> No.16095031

>>16094996
A lot of people didn't seem to enjoy the shift in focus from logical to emotional appeal. Episode's 6 and 8 in particular get a lot of unnecessary hate. I liked it though.

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16095112

So at which episode does the manga starts being different from the VN?
I know Ep 7 is heavily changed, but are the Erika chpaters different too?
I got to Ep 3 and I just got bored of skipping dialogue again
I just want to get to the new stuff

>>16094996
I think the Chiru hate is related to how Battler stopped fighting Beato
I personally loved 5,7 and 8, but I have to agree that Battler suddenly going along with Beato after how much Ange's death affected him was kind of forced

>> No.16095120

>>16093777
>By the time I like to have a drink, it'd be about 3pm in the US
that'd be about 8pm for me. Live in the UK.

>> No.16095124

>that fag that uses memearrows in the youtube comments of the Umineko LPs
Why don't you give up and die you fucking subhuman

>> No.16095156

>>16095124
Why would you ever watch a "LP" of a fucking VN?

>> No.16095157

>>16095112
Just read the entire manga.

>> No.16095160

>>16095112
Only Episode 7 and 8 are different from the VN. 7 has a few changes, and 8 has a lot of changes

>> No.16095164

>>16094592
>>16094597
God you're obnoxious

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16095167

>>16095164
Can you prove that?

>> No.16095170

>>16095112
>but I have to agree that Battler suddenly going along with Beato after how much Ange's death affected him was kind of forced

Ange's "death" (which didn't really mean anything in the end) was because of Lambda anyway. It wasn't forced, Battler just finally understood that Beato was pretending to be a bitch.

The real troll was that she wasn't pretending to be nice in EP3.

>> No.16095173

>>16095156
because I was late to the party and missed all the threads that happened when Umineko was at it's peak

All the LPs are shit so I didn't even bother watching them
this is a highlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In130P6VrVQ

>> No.16095185

>>16095170
Call me a goat or whatever but Battler forgiving someone who was ready to kill his entire family because he forgot his childhood promise and even felt guilty about that was a very big stretch
Sure, Yasu might not be the culprit but that was just due to circumstances
With the exception of Kyrie and Rudolf funtimes everything would have had a better ending if Yasu didn't decide to try to be in a relationship with multiple people at once

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>>16095156
Some people might prefer to read it on YT on their tablet, that's understandable.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJafafpGdKM
And it some cases it allows to read it much more easily, I'm thinking about Higurashi Sui that is only available on Ps3. A guy recorded all the arcs and posted them on youtube, he just finished Hanyu's by the way. Just wish he did the tips, but this might still happen since he doing the remaining scenes of Kei's "route".

And wish someone translated the original content, a hard translation of those recordings is pretty much the only good option, otherwise it's remaking the whole script into the pc engine, which would take forever just like that Umineko ps3fication project.

>> No.16095209

>>16095156
Once you've read it enough times, it's refreshing to watch someone else go through the story and hear their thoughts on it. It's fun seeing how their opinions and theories change as the story develops.

>> No.16095211

>>16095204
Speaking of which, is Kotohogushi-hen canon? I know Ryukishi didn't write it, but it seems to be similar to the backstory stuff mentioned in Rei

>> No.16095215

>>16095211
Hard to tell, pretty sure it wasn't confirmed. But didn't Ryukishi work a bit on it? Though I know he didn't write the whole thing.

>> No.16095225

>>16095185
Battler forgetting his promise isn't what drove Yasu to plan to kill everyone. And from the very beginning, Yasu wanted someone to stop their plan. But I agree with the fact that they shouldn't have started pursuing multiple relationships at once.

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16095235

>>16095204
> Riku peaks on Hanyu bathing
> "thanks for the meal"

Fucking based.
> and that's how I met your mother

>> No.16095236

>>16095211
I always considered the only canon stuff to be the stuff in the PC sound novels

>> No.16095258

>>16095236
Nah.

Ryukishi was shown working with the two people who made Natsumi's arc in manga, meaning he wrote the scenario and then the scenarist adapted it into a storyboard for the artist.

And Natsumi's arc can also be found in Alchemist's versions, with variants, but it's still here. Let's add the exclusive Kai Anime arc with Satoko is very similar to one of Alchemist', same for the Swimming pool story. All those are similar if not the same because they comes from Ryukishi.

Doesn't seems like he wrote everything, but he created at least the concepts and important details of the exclusive arcs, so they can still be considered "canon" for the most part I think.

>> No.16095279

>>16095236
What about the manga? Ryukishi is credited as the writer for it

>> No.16095289

>>16095258
>Let's add the exclusive Kai Anime arc with Satoko
Wasn't that written by Ryukishi? I really liked that arc at the beginning of Kai because it was layered with mystery before going into ep 7.

I would almost recommend people to only watch that portion of the anime before reading ep 7.

>> No.16095294

>>16095289
>Wasn't that written by Ryukishi?

That's what I was saying, it can also be found in the console games because it originates from Ryukishi.

>> No.16095320

>>16095294
That's probably right. The PS2 port was released only 5 months before the Kai anime started, so it's unlikely that the similar arcs are adaptations. It's more likely that Ryukishi gave Alchemist and DEEN the same scenarios, and they made their own versions of them

>> No.16095339 [DELETED] 

>>16095167
>being this butthurt for fapping to a dude

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Original memes coming in.

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>>16095359
It sucks
Those eyes are just drawn over with white color
And Dlanor isn't even the most fitting character to use since most of her expressions are serious/happy/sad ones
Erika and Beato would be better thanks to their wide range of facial expressions

>> No.16095446

>>16095375
Dlanor is fine, he just needs to use photoshop for the eyes.

>> No.16095550

Part 2 of the Chiester 410 fic.

http://pastebin.com/aE7weuZj

Next time: butts.

>> No.16095637 [DELETED] 

>>16095550
Fuck off

>> No.16095639

>>16095637
Quit whining, newfag

>> No.16095675

>>16095637
I said that I'd write it, so I did. I'm sorry if it wasn't very good.

>> No.16095884

>>16095550
When can you have that next one done by?

>> No.16095933 [DELETED] 

>>16095884
Probably in about a day.

>> No.16095962

>>16095884
Probably in about a day. Tonight at the earliest.

>> No.16096167

>>16095236
I feel that the whole multiple worlds thing in Higurashi makes it so that those extra arcs could be considered canon since they'd just be considered events that transpired in another kakera. That's only if they're written well enough that the characters are consistent with how they act in the main arcs though. I haven't read them myself yet, but since R07 apparently gave them the ok, then they should be decent enough.

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16096659

Just finished all the novels and I didn't understand a single thing, much less expected the big twist (even though I tried to form theories and refined them after each episode).
Is this normal?
Still, probably the best piece of art I've ever read mainly due to the logic battle scenes and the suspense.

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16096693

>>16089105
Krauss is unironically my favorite of all the cousins.
What a hero.

>> No.16096778

>>16096659
>Is this normal?
It was the same for me. I probably still don't really understand a good amount of stuff.

>> No.16096829

>>16096659
Reread it. It really only clicks the second time. That's when you start to see things fall into place.

>> No.16097036

>>16096659
I recommend either rereading it or reading the manga. It may seem odd given it's length, but Umineko really is a story that's meant to be read more than once. There are a bunch of parts that take on a new meaning once you know the truth.

I'd also recommend reading Episode 8's manga adaptation as well as the breakdown of the witch's illusion in Episode 7's manga. Together, those will explain in detail all the crimes throughout the series.

>> No.16097084

>>16096659
>>16097036
Yeah, read the manga. Faster, a whole different atmosphere that is still just as good, and EP8 was mostly remade and is better than in the VN.

>> No.16097118

>>16087835
Where's part 1 and 3?

>> No.16097126

Do you think Rosa masturbates?

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>>16097118
Part 3 is still in progress, I'll probably focus on it once I finish part 3 of the Chiester 410 fic, so it'll probably be a couple more days before it's done. Part 1 was originally posted in the last thread. Here you go.

Suddenly, beneath Shannon’s feet, a pitch-black pitfall opened its mouth wide. Shannon had no time to react. After being swallowed up, Shannon fell out of an identical hole that had opened up in the ceiling of the arbor. As she fell, Gaap hit her with a carefully timed roundhouse kick, her leg digging painfully into her flank. As Shannon was knocked away, another hole appeared where she was launched and swallowed her up again. This time, the exit appeared in front of the waiting Gaap who had already begun the windup for her next kick.

“Welcome back. *giggle*”

Once more Shannon was knocked away, this time landing in a muddy puddle with a splash. But she didn’t stay down for very long. Her breathing was ragged and her legs trembled, but she struggled to get to her feet. Her hat had long since fallen off, and that last fall had caused her garter to snap, hanging limply at her side.

Then without warning, Shannon turned away from Gaap and began running in the opposite direction. After being momentarily surprised at this display of cowardice, Gaap shrugged. It was only natural after all. Shannon was no match for her in a fight. That didn’t mean she was about to let Shannon escape though. It would be a huge pain if she made it back to the guesthouse and warned the others of lord Goldsmith’s plan after all.

“You won’t get away that easily.”

Another pitch-black portal opened up beneath Shannon’s feet, it’s pair appearing above Gaap, ready to drop Shannon into another vicious combo. But Gaap’s roundhouse kick ended up hitting nothing but air. Puzzled, she looked up at her portal, only to see a pair of pale legs dangling from the ceiling of the arbor. Turning back to where Shannon had been, Gaap saw the maid half-submerged in the ground, hanging by the railing of the rosebush she had been running alongside. Turning back around, Gaap made to grab at one of Shannon’s legs, but only succeeded in pulling off one of her stockings as they retreated back into the ceiling. Climbing along the fence and making her way back to solid land, Shannon managed to pull herself out of the hole. Not even sparing a moment to catch her breath, she immediately resumed sprinting towards the guesthouse. Gaap clicked her tongue in annoyance.

“Such an incompetent maid, not coming when you’re called. Well then, I’ll just have to go to you instead.”

Gaap summoned another portal and casually hopped into it. Reappearing in front of Shannon, she cut off her path of escape. She wagged a finger at Shannon as if admonishing a misbehaving child.

“That’s no good Shannon. You can’t leave a guest unattended in the rain. I’ll have to scold you some more for such rude behavior.”

Lunging forward, Gaap delivered another spinning roundhouse kick to Shannon’s flank. Unlike the previous times however, Gaap’s kick didn’t cause Shannon to fall over. It seemed Shannon had braced herself for the impact and had somehow managed endure the pain. Wrapping her arm around Gaap’s leg, she caught her in a desperate hold. She was probably hoping to prevent Gaap from unleashing any more kicks upon her. Gaap sneered at her efforts.

“What’s this now? If you were that interested in my legs you could have just said so. How about I give you a little peek?”

Saying this Gaap teasingly lifted the hem of her dress, showing off the full length of her leg.

Shannon ignored Gaap’s provocations. This was her chance and she knew it. She had planned ahead for just this situation, and now she had her opponent right where she wanted her. Wordlessly, she reached behind her back, sticking her free hand into the rose bush behind her. She hadn’t been running away this whole time. She had merely been luring Gaap to this spot. As her hand found what she had been searching for Shannon sighed, relieved that she hadn’t misjudged the location. With a practiced hand, she took hold of the object she had hidden there earlier, drawing it out from the roses. Upon seeing that thing Gaap’s eyes widened and her voice died in her throat. It was only natural. After all, the thing Shannon was holding was an anti-magic tool of such high caliber that even a high-ranking demon such as herself couldn’t help but be afraid of it. As Shannon saw Gaap’s expression change from shock to horror, a soft smile rose to her lips. And then, without an ounce of hesitation, she pointed the barrel of the Winchester at Gaap’s trembling face.


“It was fun playing hide and seek with you again after so long. Goodbye, my very first friend.”

-BAM!-

>> No.16097171

>>16097161
thanks

>> No.16097191

>>16097084
>EP8 was mostly remade and is better than in the VN.
Pretty much. It's probably the only time in WTC when an arc's adaption into another medium arguably was an improvement.

>> No.16097202

>>16097171
Your welcome. I hope you like it.

>>16097126
>Sexually frustrated single mother with tons of stress built up
Do you think she doesn't?

>> No.16097205

>>16097126
She doesn't need to.
At night, the Krauss strikes.

>> No.16097251

>>16095339
>implying I ever fapped to any of the Umineko

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>>16097205
What, does he charter a private jet to fly from Rokkenjima to her house every night and sneak in through her chimney like some sort of rapist Santa Krauss?

>> No.16097262

>>16096659
I recommend >>16096829
Rereading makes everything click. Ep 4, for example, is extremely boring with Ange because you don't give a shit about her, but after you do care, her story is touching. And great if you love bullying.

>>16097205
>>16097126
>implying Rosa doesn't masturbate to the nightly raping of Krauss when he visits Eva3

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>>16097256
>MERRY KRAUSSMAS

>> No.16097289

>>16097256
I wouldn't put it past Krauss. He would do anything in the name of rape.

>>16097262
>implying Rosa doesn't masturbate to the nightly raping of Krauss when he visits Eva
Poor Rosa, I could totally see this happening. She can hear Krauss raping Eva in the next room and she can't sleep, so she starts masturbating to the sounds of sweaty fat Krauss pounding the Eva puss. I bet she's even jealous of Eva for getting the Krausstick.

>> No.16097296

>>16097126
I know I masturbate to Rosa

>> No.16097301

>>16097289
And now I'm imagining Rosa masturbating with her bunny in her bed, replicating what she saw.

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>>16097266
That reminds me. I forgot the most important part.

>> No.16097407

>>16097321
Finally the roles have been reversed and Krauss can look down on his father, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16097418

>>16097407
>Krauss can look down on his father
Jesus Christ.

>> No.16097436

>>16097407
It's not an enviable position at all. Imagine the discomfort of having to see your father's face every time you jerk off. And every time you have sex, it's as if he's the one penetrating them and not you.

>> No.16097457

>>16097436
Leaving fathers aside for the moment, I would absolutely love it if my penis could scream BEEEAATORIIICHEEEEE at the moment of orgasm. Imagine the surprise of the lucky lady.

>> No.16097487

>>16097321
>>16097407
>>16097418
The nightly rapings of Krauss have just taken a turn to the more macabre.

>> No.16097506

>>16097436
>Krauss
>masturbating
>when he has Eva
Why would Krauss feel discomfort when he's balls deep into Eva every night?

>>16097457
>Imagine the surprise of the lucky lady.
Well, Natsuhi did say she wanted to be closer to Kinzo...

>> No.16097525

>>16097506
Krauss doesn't give a fuck. He rapes Eva nightly, forcing his Kinzo-Knob deep inside her.
As for Natsuhi, she gets her ultimate dream come true. As Krauss fucks her, Kinzo's head screams out and fills her with Ushirosemen.
Imagine having sex and hearing Kinzo faintly muttering in the background about BEATRICE or the ONE WINGED EAGLE being encrusted on your barren vagina, and to wear it proudly.

>> No.16097543

If you could have any male Umineko's head as your penis, which one would it be?

>> No.16097577

>>16097543
Ronove, for the passive-aggressive commentary.

>> No.16097611

>>16097543
>>16097577
If it could talk to me, probably Genji. Would stop my premature ejaculation.

>> No.16097621

>>16097543
Zepar

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[muffled dreamenddischarger playing in the distance]

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>>16097627
[muffled tsurupettan playing in the distance]

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So I was doing some research on the Chiester's butts for that fic, and something about their uniforms has been bugging me for a while. How exactly do they even work? The bunny tails supposed to be real like the the ears right? So are there just holes in both the leotard and the skirt or something? And how is the skirt even being held up? The tail?

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>>16097644

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>>16097644
Pettan pettan tsurupettan~

>> No.16097819

Whatever happened to that drinking game thing?

>> No.16098024
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You guys probably get this a lot, but holy crap, Umineko is so long. Just finished episode 4, which was definitely worse than the first three episodes, it dragged on for most of it.

How long did it take you all to read through Umineko?

>> No.16098085

>>16098024
Well it was still incomplete back when I started it, so it's hard to tell. Each new episode generally took me about 3 days or so to read.

>> No.16098267

>>16098024
I read through it all the week before Halloween this year. I no life/hikki'd it pretty hard though.

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>>16097251
>Not fapping to any of the seacats
What's wrong with you?

>> No.16098370

>>16098024
About 3 weeks from start to finish on my sleep-deprived off-time from working as an investigator/detective. I feel like I was rushing it at that pace, though.

>> No.16098382

>>16097651
I swear I've seen a Higurashi version of this somewhere.

>> No.16098388

>>16098323
I am incapable of fapping to characters I like.
However, I do enjoying thinking of lewd scenarios involving them.

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>>16098388
It's the reverse for me. Liking a character is what makes me want to fap to them. But I also enjoy coming up with lewd scenarios.

>> No.16098409

>>16098403
I want to dick them.

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>>16098409
Well naturally, so do I. But fapping to them is as good as I can do.

>> No.16098449

>>16098421
A shame.

>> No.16098454

When was the last time you fapped to a Seacat and which one was it?

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>>16098449
It really is. Well, I can also make due with lewd scenarios and edits.
What would having sex with Dlanor feel like?

>> No.16098486

>>16098454
About an hour ago to Chiester 410.

>> No.16098490

>>16098421
I want Dlanor to wrap her legs around my head while dressed like that.

>> No.16098510 [DELETED] 

>>16098323
I wonder if Erika would like being eaten out.

>> No.16098515 [DELETED] 

>>16098510
She'll be forced to like it.

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>>16098510
Of course she would. I can practically hear her moaning <Very Good> as you vigorously service her with your tongue.

>> No.16098523 [DELETED] 

>>16098515
No, no, no no. Never force!

>>16098519
That's a lot nicer.

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>>16098523
Quite a few people here like the forceful approach not me though.

I still like the idea of a lewd scenario that involves drinking together with Erika.

>> No.16098530 [DELETED] 

>>16098523
>No, no, no no. Never force!
Soooo, trick her into liking it?

>> No.16098535 [DELETED] 

>>16098529
Does Erika wear any underwear while on Rokkenjima?

>> No.16098549 [DELETED] 

>>16098530
So, how would one go about doing that?

>> No.16098557 [DELETED] 

>>16098549
Blindfolds.

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>>16098535
According to the manga, she at least had a bra on. No news on bottoms though.

>> No.16098585 [DELETED] 

>>16098549
Have a logic battle with her. Except instead of the argument being "a witch committed the crimes," it'll be "Furudo Erika wants me to lick her pussy." If you can beat her with some clever wordplay until she gives up then she'll start to believe that she really does want it deep down.

>> No.16098597 [DELETED] 

>>16098529
Doing it after a few drinks would be nice, loosened up, relaxed. I just want to love on her a little.

>> No.16098608 [DELETED] 

>>16098597
How about this for an idea that's both lewd and sweet. Erika would challenge you to a game, pulling a large ice cube from her glass and placing it on the tip of her tongue before withdrawing it inside her mouth. The goal of the challenge is to see if you can use your tongue to steal the ice cube from her mouth before it melts.

>> No.16098617 [DELETED] 

>>16098569
So did Erika get a new bra after that, or was Dlanor made to support Erika's boobs with a hand bra as punishment for breaking her first one?

>> No.16098625 [DELETED] 

>>16098608
See, that sounds really fun, cute, sweet, enjoyable. Get to play back and forth with dominance, which is also really good. It's great!

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This is a Jap's pig-face of a criminal.
Not Higurashi's.

>> No.16098647 [DELETED] 

>>16098625
I also really like the idea as something you could start after having a few drinks. You could even turn it into a drinking game, where you both take turns starting with the cube, and after each round the loser has to take a drink. Sometimes, reluctant to separate yet, one of you would claim that there's still a little bit left of the ice cube and the two of you would just keep frenching each other for a few more minutes before starting another round.

>> No.16098650 [DELETED] 

>>16098647
Turning it intoa drinking game sounds brilliant. Thanks for making me smile thinking about her like that.

>> No.16098715 [DELETED] 

>>16098650
You're welcome. I actually thought of a bit more to be honest. But first it might be best to backtrack a little bit to the start of the drinking scenario.

>>16098529 Is where it would start off. Erika would offer you a glass and you would take it, sitting down on the couch next to her. Erika would then scoot further into the sofa and tell you to relax and lay down next to her. You oblige, but it turns out that the sofa isn't quite as wide as it appeared and the two of you have to snuggle close together to keep from falling off the edge.

>> No.16098727 [DELETED] 

>>16098715
Given the way she's sitting it'd be far too tempting to just scoot in on top of her and go for the kissing right away. Chest pillow is good, too, in that instance.

>> No.16098761 [DELETED] 

>>16098727
I was thinking a bit in the other direction.
>>16098715
The two of you would squirm around searching for a comfortable seating arrangement. The position you eventually settle on has you sitting propped up on the arrest with Erika sprawling face-up with half her body on top of you. One of your arms would be underneath her, wrapping around her waist, while one of her stoking clad legs would be stretched stretch across your own. By twisting her body slightly and looking up at you from over her shoulder Erika and you could chat as you exchanged drinks.

On the other hand, I also like the idea of laying on top of her, her legs wrapped around your waist. your head resting on her chest, feeling the softness of her breasts pressing against your face as you listen to the soothing rhythm of her heartbeat. Maybe switching to such a position would be good once the drinks get going.

>> No.16098779 [DELETED] 

>>16098761
Both positions are very good! With her laying atop you like that you could easily brush her hair as well, in a different sort of intimacy. Could even hold her drink for her, if she wanted to demonstrate some sort of theory with her hands or some such thing.

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>>16098617
>Having to follow Erika around everywhere with your hands up her shirt to take hold of her bare breasts, supporting them for an entire day as she goes about her usual business.

That could be fairly challenging depending on how big you interpret Erika's bust size to be, Though it'd be fun to try regardless.

>> No.16098801 [DELETED] 

>>16098779
That sounds really sweet, holding her drink with one hand and languidly brushing her long hair with the other as she talks animatedly about her theories on the latest mystery she's reading, making wild hand gestures in her excitement. When she calms down a little and wants to take a drink you gently bring the glass up to her mouth for her, carefully tilting it so that she can take a sip. But despite your efforts a small bit of wine to escapes her lips, trailing down her check as you set her glass down onto a nearby nightstand. Erika goes to wipe her mouth clean but you forestall her, lightly grabbing hold of her small chin and turning her head to face towards you. As Erika looks at you with a puzzled expression, you smile teasingly and lean down towards her. Sticking out the tip of your tongue, you slowly lick your way up the trail of wine before reaching the end and planting a small kiss on the outer edge of her lips. Erika blushes at this and turns away, giggling to herself.

>> No.16098809 [DELETED] 

>>16098782
>depending on how big you interpret Erika's bust size to be

Well, how big do you want them to be?

>> No.16098816 [DELETED] 

>>16098801
>giggling to herself

I like that. A cute little giggle. Even having some wine spill onto her outfit if she gets a little too excited, it's silly, but the red would definitely stain the white bits of her usual dress. Would definitely have to wash it for her very quickly!

You could even be a little brave during that quick peck and suck her bottom lip between your teeth or something else silly.

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>>16098816
>You could even be a little brave during that quick peck and suck her bottom lip between your teeth or something else silly.
I like that. Maybe give her bottom lip a light nibble as you kiss her.

I was also thinking that Erika could return the favor the next time you take a drink. Despite the fact that none had spilled from your mouth, Erika insists on getting it for you, leaning up and sticking her tongue out, before boldly licking across your lips to get any remaining wine. As she licks her way back, you decide to tease her again, opening your mouth slightly so that her tongue slips inside and brushes against yours for an instant before she quickly withdraws blushing once more. She then takes one of the cushions and gives you light swat with it for teasing her, leading to-

>having some wine spill onto her outfit if she gets a little too excited

As you fret over her dress, she quickly strips off the top portion, leaving only a simple bra to cover her moderate breasts. As she sees your gaze briefly focus on her chest she blushes some more and tells you to pay attention to the task at hand, but makes no move to hide her chest from view. After bringing her top to the laundry room and putting it in the wash, You return to find Erika once again spread out on the sofa with a new glass of wine in hand. You tell her that her dress should be fine in a few hours, but that you couldn't find anything else for her to change into until then. Clearly a bit more drunk now, Erika tells you it's fine and beckons for you to join her on the couch once more.

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>>16098715
>>16098761
>>16098801
>>16098816
>>16098870

reading this is making me really sad.

>> No.16098893 [DELETED] 

>>16098873
Why sad?

>> No.16098895 [DELETED] 

>>16098893
because it reminds me that nothing like this will ever happen to me irl

>> No.16098899 [DELETED] 

>>16098870
That's a really cute bra. Your writing seems to make a lot of people happy. Thanks for that.

Could just return to holding her like before, where she lays atop you, having her skin to rub and hold with your hand is enough to get things a bit more heated.

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>>16098809
I'm fine with them at whatever size to be honest. The moderate one's she's usually depicted with are fine. Though it would be interesting to see Erika suddenly get a huge pair of breasts. Maybe just to see how Battler would react.

>>16098895
Which is why you can fully appreciate just how wonderfully sweet it is.

>> No.16098956 [DELETED] 

>>16098903
I like Erika's smaller bust.

>> No.16098962 [DELETED] 

>>16098899
>That's a really cute bra.
Yeah, that's one of my favorite Erika pictures

>Your writing seems to make a lot of people happy. Thanks for that.
Your welcome. I like writing these because it makes you all happy.

>Could just return to holding her like before
Perhaps you might offer to take off your own shirt as well so that she doesn't feel self-conscious. After stripping it off, you lay back down on the sofa and Erika sit's back on your leg, leaning into your exposed torso. As for you, you wrapped your arm back around her now bare waist and pull her close to you, enjoying warmth of her smooth skin and the feeling of her bra strap brushing against your chest. The two of you resume drinking and chatting, but the topics you discussed were slowly becoming more intimate than before. Things like "Do you have a boy/girlfriend?" or "What's your type?" began to turn up in conversation. At some point Erika laid her head down against your chest and began listening to the sound of your heartbeat. Meanwhile your hand came to rest upon her trim stomach, were you slowly began tracing your fingertips around her bellybutton in small concentric circles before slowly working your way further out until you where brushing against the bottom of her bra.

I think this would be a good point for that ice cube game to start.

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>>16098956
Honestly I do to. She has a fairly decent amount to as it is. I just thought it'd be interesting to see how big boobs looked on her. In the end though, we already have plenty of huge-breasted characters, so Erika's B-C cups are refreshing.

>> No.16098996 [DELETED] 

>>16098962
Your ideas are really cute, the way you think is nice. I appreciate it.

Would be a very good time for that ice cube game. Such easy access to her breasts though, and to her skirt and such. It's all so very tempting.

>> No.16099039 [DELETED] 

>>16098970
I would die happy if I ever got to suck on those.

>> No.16099041

>>16097819
Sorry, I've been too hungover to work on it this weekend. It'll probably be done by next weekend.

>> No.16099046 [DELETED] 

>>16099039
What would Erika's nipples taste like?

>> No.16099087 [DELETED] 

>>16099046
I'm not sure. I wonder if she'd even like it.

>> No.16099096 [DELETED] 

>>16098996
I was planning to transition into other things from the ice cube game.

The two of you continued two take turns attacking and guarding the small pieces of ice held in each other's mouths. As both of you became steadily more drunk, things slowly began to get more heated. One of Erika's hand had begun stroking your hip, sliding her fingertips below the waistline of your pants. On your side, the hand that had been tracing the bottom of Erika's bra had risen higher up, and was now gently running it's fingers back and forth along the base of the cups that held her breasts. Occasionally due to the alcohol, you would forget about the ice cube altogether, simply making out with each other for several minutes until one of you remembered the game and reached for another cube. On other occasions however, Erika's competitive spirit would flare up, and she would continue to battle your tongue until the last possible moment. During one of these particularly fierce rounds Erika found herself desperately defending her ice cube from your tongues skillful onslaught. But right when it seemed as if you were about to claim yet another victory, Erika's body gave a sharp jolt of defiance twisting around and breaking free from the kiss. However, while this sudden movement had protected her ice cube to be sure, but also had the unintended side effect of pushing her entire left breast into your cupped hand. Feeling the strange sensation against her chest, Erika looked down down and blushed bright red at the sight of you grabbing her boob. Worried that you may have gone too far, you began to withdraw your hand and muttered an apology to her. But Erika placed one of her hands atop yours, holding it in place against her chest. Then turning back to face you she cut off your apology with a soft kiss on your lips. As she drew back, a perverted smile had risen to her face. "You want to touch them right? My boobs?" As if to emphasize her point, Erika pressed your hand more firmly against her soft breast. "It's fine. I don't mind if you feel them a bit. Just think of it as a special bonus reward for your victories up until now" Removing her hand from atop yours as she said this, she took another ice cube between her fingers and deftly placed it in your still open mouth, signaling the start of another round.

>> No.16099109 [DELETED] 

>>16099087
I'm sure she'd enjoy it a lot if the situation and buildup was right. I'm not talking about suddenly sucking on them rudely. I mean something more like giving them a few experimental licks before gently kissing them as you whisper sweet words to her.

>> No.16099166 [DELETED] 

>>16099096
I didn't expect this to get lewd, but this is nice. Very nice. With icecubes of course there always comes the opportunity to rub it along her more sensitive areas, her ears, her neck, the small of her back, her nipple, tooo.

>> No.16099309 [DELETED] 

>>16099166
>Ice on her nipples
You read my mind.
But sorry, it'll have to wait just a bit. I need to take a short break. I'm kinda getting lightheaded and it's starting to affect my ability to write.

>> No.16099313 [DELETED] 

>>16099309
No worries. It's very near time to sleep here.

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>>16098024
Thanks for posting this pic with decent quality
Now my shitty red text edit can look better and less obviously edited

>> No.16099690

>>16099445
You know what's funny? They actually did die from small bombs.

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>>16099690
>small

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Looks like Erika's having trouble with her bra. Could somebody help her out?
This edit was fun to make.

>> No.16100923

>>16100667
She has nicer breasts than I would have thought.

>> No.16101086

>>16100667
I dont remember that from the manga, which episode was it in?

>> No.16101101 [DELETED] 

>>16101086
Episode 6. It's one of those gag pages included in the volumes
>>16098569

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It's mystery time!

Natushi enters Kinzo's study, the door had been left open. She sees that Kinzo has been shot dead in his study by a cloaked and masked villain. Natsuhi runs in terror, coming out into the main hall. Battler is downstairs, looking at Beatrice's portrait. He hears Natsuhi scream and looks up at her. The masked and cloaked villain knocks Natsuhi out with a fist and Natsuhi drops to the floor.
Battler races out of the house, shouting for help.
As Battler returns with the family and servants, they see the masked and cloaked villain carrying Natsuhi over their back, her purple dress obvious even in the very dark night. The villain realises they're cornered and runs into the garden shed which was open. The culprit closes the shed door quickly.

The family and servants all surround the shed, demanding for it to be opened. It was locked from within. Finally, Gohda gets a master key and opens the garden shed door.
Inside, they find only Natsuhi, crying and sobbing on the floor.
There is not trace at all of the villain.
All that's in the shed is a disheveled Natsuhi, some gardening tools and some cans of old paint.

Who killed Kinzo?
How did the culprit escape from the garden shed while the whole family and all the servants were watching it from every corner?

Show me your Blue Truths, anons of seacats, and I will strike down every single one of them!

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>>16101204
I've been waiting for this.

/blue/ Illusions to illusions. Natsuhi murdered Kinzo.

>> No.16101307

Time for a new thread I think. In any case that OP pic keeps freaking me out.

>>16101306
>>16101306
>>16101306
>>16101306
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