Which 2hu do you want to be? I want to become Reisen. Staring at the master's boobs and hips, smelling her scent and touching her hands by day, and swallowing the frustrations of the human village's men with my giant bunny tits by night.

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Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:19:42 2016 No.16021406 [Reply] [Original]

Which 2hu do you want to be?

I want to become Reisen. Staring at the master's boobs and hips, smelling her scent and touching her hands by day, and swallowing the frustrations of the human village's men with my giant bunny tits by night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:24:10 2016 No.16021419 >>16021406 Faceless male who fugs the 2hus

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 25 23:35:19 2016 No.16021454 >>16021406 nameless fairy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:35:29 2016 No.16021617 >>16021406 Just your giant bunny tits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:39:24 2016 No.16021632 I love being me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 00:40:13 2016 No.16021637 File: 106 KB, 419x360, 1475445722957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16021406 The handsome druggie-kun

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 01:14:55 2016 No.16021745 >>16021406 ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 01:33:07 2016 No.16021808 >>16021406 Rinnosuke. That's halfway to fuck Reimu or Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 01:56:26 2016 No.16021874 File: 390 KB, 569x800, aaefb1b4f4113d21db6f79ddaaebdc43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16021406 I would love to have a place just for me, scream to people to get out of my lawn, and bust a new hole on anyone annoying

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 03:07:24 2016 No.16022184 File: 16 KB, 220x275, 56776298_220x275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16021406 a youkai

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 03:23:44 2016 No.16022264 >>16021808 More like the resident homo boy. Just pick one or the other if you want hot Raymoo or Marisa action.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 03:30:46 2016 No.16022280 File: 36 KB, 600x400, f8543e275a85396ef0976e924c8b354f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 04:08:45 2016 No.16022381 >>16021874 I want you to give me paizuri, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 04:23:44 2016 No.16022422 One that gets killed by the protagonist painlessly. A nameless fairy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 06:05:21 2016 No.16022718 I just want Marisa and Patchy to turn me into the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 06:10:51 2016 No.16022740 File: 463 KB, 582x778, 6080328559e1bb9fadab41545a06adcd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will become the perfect living onahole for the villagers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 09:21:55 2016 No.16023267 >>16021406 I'd be Eirin and force you to take shady drugs that make you feel "warm and fuzzy" and then molest your highly sensitive body all day

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 09:26:35 2016 No.16023276 >>16021406 I kinda wanna be Risen too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 09:35:57 2016 No.16023302 Yuyuko, so I could have Youmu all for myself to molest

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 09:46:08 2016 No.16023333 File: 170 KB, 640x800, small boi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The smoll boi 2hu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 10:22:18 2016 No.16023466 File: 726 KB, 774x1000, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__420fea5b221376d3ab58aeb99ef729f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari. Then, my dream of sleeping for more than 7 hours without interruptions will be fulfilled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 10:50:12 2016 No.16023594 File: 79 KB, 919x1300, tmp_24415-87d33ef6d7aa67ed1c0633cf172458d808cecce61429843938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is perfection incarnate, but >>16023267 makes a good argument for Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 10:58:53 2016 No.16023647 File: 251 KB, 1100x1400, IMG_1274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chen, for access to Ran-sama.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 11:02:08 2016 No.16023664 >>16023333 A shota that fucks the 2hus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 12:14:38 2016 No.16023916 >>16023664 Or that gets fucked by the 2hus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 12:16:09 2016 No.16023921 >>16023916 Damn hags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 17:18:20 2016 No.16025001 File: 87 KB, 576x782, 1475983818312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm pretty sure the correct answer is Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 18:10:42 2016 No.16025235 File: 2.65 MB, 1772x2480, 31230872_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika, so I can be invincible and perpetually drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 18:10:56 2016 No.16025236 File: 155 KB, 479x355, 1350500846954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because I like hiphop and stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 18:33:00 2016 No.16025335 File: 118 KB, 850x850, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16021406 I want to be Meiling so I can have a cute maid gf and be fit

Anonymous Wed Oct 26 18:57:38 2016 No.16025429
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Sakuya. I want to be a strong and authoritative meido with cool powers, but at the same time I want to be totally subservient to Remilia and completely dedicate my life to pleasing her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 19:01:20 2016 No.16025449 >>16025429 Remi looks like she has something leaking out of her nipples.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 19:13:53 2016 No.16025488 File: 59 KB, 733x800, Cvp2pIFUEAA-raA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess I would turn into an obese loser version of sagume.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 19:18:20 2016 No.16025508 >>16025488 >loser version Redundant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 19:29:19 2016 No.16025543 I want to be a sinsack

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 19:34:55 2016 No.16025559 >>16021406 Rinnosuke. Because he's got a decent standing with some 2hus and a nice body, so he has an advantage over faceless men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 21:02:49 2016 No.16025828 I want to be Unzan because being a cloud grampa who punches women for fun seems like a pretty awesome choice of living

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 26 23:41:58 2016 No.16026318 File: 1.09 MB, 1145x1400, 1474633477806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16021406 Alice

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 00:13:01 2016 No.16026394 File: 365 KB, 533x1043, 02e9b0978bafa9d52e590993591f6239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16026318 Lewd puppeteer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 00:22:47 2016 No.16026419 File: 272 KB, 1000x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be Marisa so fanon can turn me into a pimp

Anonymous Thu Oct 27 00:32:12 2016 No.16026441
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Youmu.
It would be everything I could wish for:
>really fast
>wicked sword skills
>being half-ghost
>that outfit
And the two cons are Yuyuko bullying me and anyone bullying me, but I've been bullied quite a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 02:15:35 2016 No.16026678 File: 322 KB, 800x1129, Yuyuko is a bully!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16026441 >Yuyuko bullying me >con

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 02:29:35 2016 No.16026720 I want to be Suika and hang out with Yuugi all day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 03:38:04 2016 No.16026854 >>16026678 I guess it wouldn't be as bad as I thought...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 11:44:21 2016 No.16028224 Chen. I would seduce Ran with my cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 12:15:55 2016 No.16028310 File: 140 KB, 900x637, Touhou.full.223331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16028224 Chen is a girl. Ran wants a woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 12:27:37 2016 No.16028364 File: 653 KB, 1600x1200, satorin love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be Satori and stay indoors all day writing lewd fics about myself and men from the village on the surface.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 12:44:46 2016 No.16028453 File: 87 KB, 900x1000, CvybjYSVUAAzBPg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16025508 apologize

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 13:05:49 2016 No.16028538 >>16021406 Mima Because she's dead

Anonymous Thu Oct 27 13:32:41 2016 No.16028624
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Onozuka Komachi.

I would work hard and pleasantly relax in equal measure, converse with anxious mortals, bring the same placidity to the newly dead, and have lots of fun.

Maybe do something with my huge boobs but that is not particularly important.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 13:34:33 2016 No.16028630 >>16028624 >Maybe do something with my huge boobs Paizuri?

Anonymous Thu Oct 27 13:40:34 2016 No.16028652
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Sekibanki.

Take a moment to imagine just how convenient having a detachable, flying head actually is. Every waking moment we are compensating for having a bowling-ball weight on our necks. Sidesteps a bunch of potential danger too, like whiplash/drowning/decapitation/asphyxiation

And that's ignoring the laser eyes, neck extension, multiple phantom heads, etc

Great position, too. Benefits of being "Human", benefits of being a Youkai, and without the responsibilities that other 2hus may have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 13:45:28 2016 No.16028673 Rinno So I can have all touhous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 14:00:55 2016 No.16028735 File: 456 KB, 898x1238, 7a9aa8a70edff601c3f0a2c06f107521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16028630 Maybe!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 14:16:57 2016 No.16028798 >>16025559 >>16028673 Yeah. Right. >>16022264

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 14:30:37 2016 No.16028859 >>16028624 >work hard Suuuuuuuure

Anonymous Thu Oct 27 14:35:24 2016 No.16028883
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>>16028859

It's true! Komachi isn't lazy. She just goes at her own pace.

She does her job as best she can and then takes it easy to compensate.

The only Touhou described as lazy is Iku. Iku will take shortcuts and easy solutions, not putting in sufficient effort, so long as she has less to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 15:06:13 2016 No.16029013 File: 205 KB, 500x500, 1344106824333.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best girl, of course

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 15:20:02 2016 No.16029068 >>16028735 Oh my!

Anonymous Thu Oct 27 15:23:54 2016 No.16029085
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>>16028652
Being the cutest girl in the village would have its downsides though. Watch out for those spanking fetishists!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 15:26:41 2016 No.16029094 File: 397 KB, 600x840, 1389227763126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] literally me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 15:34:45 2016 No.16029123 >>16029094 Almost shit, no one wants you back, and you're literally ded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 16:00:08 2016 No.16029244 >>16028310 I'll show her a woman?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 20:35:31 2016 No.16030228 >>16021406 Reisen

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 21:16:23 2016 No.16030367 I think I would enjoy being Remilia the most. Having my waifu to serve and adore me would probably be best the feeling in the world while I'm a really cute loli vampire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 21:26:44 2016 No.16030418 >>16030228 >>16023594 >>16023267 >>16021617 I forgot to mention that I'd get a gun which would be cool. Maybe Eirin and I could use the local fairies as target practice on weekends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 27 21:59:49 2016 No.16030527 File: 188 KB, 500x254, IMG_2351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flandre because I am already her as far as lifestyle, beyond being locked by myself. I am alone with few friends too; so she fits me fine.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Thu Oct 27 22:07:31 2016 No.16030553 File: 458 KB, 640x640, rinnosuke_reimu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16021406 Rinnosuke, of course. Because I will never have my gorgeous white anime hair played with by Reimu.

Anonymous Thu Oct 27 23:54:24 2016 No.16030840

In west Gensokyo, born and raised, near the foot of Youkai Mountain was how I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and testing my camouflage outside of the pool, when a couple of humans, who were up to no good, started shootin' danmaku in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, and then I got scared, and said "you'll regret this, it's no place for humans to go."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 01:19:40 2016 No.16031034 >>16030527 We're all her, lifestyle concerned. I really doubt there's someone who is a /fit/ person along with being so degenerate they imagine what girl they'd be in a game of dodging patterns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 01:47:44 2016 No.16031101 File: 1.06 MB, 909x1253, Suzu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be Kosuzu so I can be comfy reading interesting and strange books while occasionally making friends with the other 2hus that visit the shop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 03:20:52 2016 No.16031354 >>16030840 Fresh Kappa of You'kai

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 04:48:16 2016 No.16031546 File: 169 KB, 900x675, IMG_2286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna be ran. Why? Being a kitsune girl. Also, those tails would be the best pillows ever. And I get to have Chen to be friends forever and entertain me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 05:00:58 2016 No.16031563 File: 307 KB, 1529x1867, installfordummies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16031546 What breed of fox would you like to be installed on?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 05:45:54 2016 No.16031648 >>16031563 Starting in 1997idontfuckingknow Yakumo inc designed a chip to make computing more efficient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 12:35:29 2016 No.16032771 >>16031563 Red fox :p

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 12:41:28 2016 No.16032786 i wish i was yuyuko so i could be dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 12:56:32 2016 No.16032847 File: 223 KB, 648x450, 1477673792864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Arizu

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:45:04 2016 No.16033889 File: 99 KB, 950x665, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16032786 >i wish i was yuyuko so i could be dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:51:30 2016 No.16033917 >>16032847 Why did she make a doll of herself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 17:54:33 2016 No.16033930 File: 30 KB, 564x436, 2c72b60c455e6d91c203132e6101a369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16031563 Arctic please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 18:02:44 2016 No.16033967 >>16028364 I want to be Satori's horse husband!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 21:55:59 2016 No.16034836 >>16033930 An Arctic Fox that is a real Youkai would be cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 22:05:32 2016 No.16034872 Alice. I am fag who digs the whole tragic /u/ angle with the whole "in love with a person that will likely only live a fraction of your lifetime" thing. Also she is prettiest 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 28 22:32:08 2016 No.16034953 >>16034872 If you become Alice, be aware that every 2hu will secretly want to fuck you, except Marisa.

Anonymous Fri Oct 28 23:41:01 2016 No.16035225
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>>16022718
>Not being abducted by witches and experimented on.
>Not escaping to wander the new world and narrowly avoid man eaters, who will tenderly molest you before trying to slow cook you
>Not being enslaved as permanent staff indefinitely with your new immortal loli body
>Not being deemed more valuable than the 7 billion other humans by scarcity and by your mistress declaring you her property.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 09:57:33 2016 No.16041395 >>16033917 To play with herself

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