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15992178 No.15992178 [Reply] [Original]

How do I convince a goddess like Kanako to bear my children?

>> No.15992198

>>15992178
Your genes are shit and you have no spiritual presence. You don't have a chance. Sorry, but I wanted to be honest with you before you got too invested.

>> No.15992439
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15992439

>>15992198
But I'm a very spiritual person anon.

>> No.15992744

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYkJ0M1bUIU

Like this

>> No.15997197

>>15992178
Maybe ask Reimu for some mystic oriental love consultation. Make sure you pay well, though.
**also dump the rest of your kanako folder for maximum faith points**

>> No.15997200

>>15997197
dammit
been on 8 too much lately

>> No.15997216

>>15992178
Sake. money and dirty jobs.

>> No.15997239

Ancient Snake Ass.

>> No.15997274

>>15997239
Ancient snake cloaca.

>> No.15997308
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15997308

Use the forceful mating press argument.

>> No.15997445
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>>15997308
She reversed the mating press!

>> No.15997996
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15997996

You're supposed to start with Sanae. If she sees you treating Sanny well, she'll take you for her own.

>> No.15999703

Tell her she should have her own descendants, and the human village might be too inbreeded after hundreds of years.

>> No.16009743

Mom!

>> No.16009842
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16009842

>>15997996
Kanako cares to much for her subordinate to snub her so.

>> No.16018196

>>16009842
Why would you go to the Moriya shrine when there are Tengu and Kappa nearby? Potential succ from Sanae isn't worth it.

>> No.16018252

>>15992178
Use force!
She comes from an ancient time where that was normal, so she is sure to respect your display of strength.

>> No.16021234
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16021234

>>15992178
Kanako's gonna extract my faith with her breasts!

>> No.16031167

>>16021234
This artist who draws Kanak all snake-eyed.
His Kanak is my favorite Kanak.

>> No.16031181

>>15992198
Wouldn't a Christians spiritual presence be beyond good for a foreign god to take the dick from them?

>> No.16032757

>>16021234
I have faith! I can feel the faith building!

>> No.16032951

>>16018196
I would literally murder for the chance to merely touch Sanae's soft skin and breasts.

>> No.16034090

>>15992178

You have to best her in unarmed combat.

>> No.16034270
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16034270

>>16031167
He captures Kanako's virginity-hungry MILF aura perfectly

>> No.16034359

>>15992178

Comment on her shoes.

"Cute Shoes!"..

It will go from there.

>> No.16034519

>>15992178
R A P E

>> No.16034556

Snack on the kanakp's snek snack

>> No.16035004

>>16034556
Shouldn't it be smacking on the snek's snack sacks?

>> No.16040789

>>16018196
Tengu are VERY safe. You can walk right up to the shrine without any fear of Tengu harming you.

Do not be afraid of Tengu.

>> No.16040797

>>16040789
This is a tengu
Don't listen to her

>> No.16040824

>>16040797
I am NOT a Tengu. I am just a human that knows that Tengu are nothing to be afraid of.

Please go to Yōkai Mountain.

>> No.16041113
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>>16040824
Hatate get a life you neet

>> No.16042347
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>>16041113

>> No.16042377
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>>16041113

>> No.16052313
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>> No.16064267

>>16052313
Kanako has big faith.

>> No.16065843
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>>16064267

>> No.16075907

>>16065843
Bigger please.

>> No.16076059
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16076059

>>15992178
Attract snakes

>> No.16076075

>>16076059
Holy shit, that was pretty brutal. I wonder if those snakes were venomous.

>> No.16076092

>>16076059
Wow!

>> No.16079094
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16079094

>>16076059
Must go faster, must go faster.

>> No.16079284

>>16076059
Meh, they were playing on easy mode anyway.

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