Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Oct 12 13:58:53 2016 No.15960362 [Reply] [Original]

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

It's a Bapho sort of day.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:04:19 2016 No.15960387
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Reposting in case any translator Anon sees

http://imgur.com/a/a4hMW

Here's a compilation of all the extra Dragonia Pictures. This includes links to the original tweets and their descriptions. Any translations would be appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:05:31 2016 No.15960392 File: 1.09 MB, 1319x1500, 1455900581752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's talk about the glory that is Dark Elves and their swampy place of residence, Monmusuwind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:06:16 2016 No.15960397 >>15960387 >>15960209 Did this book get fully relesed or are these just leaked pics? Will it get translated eventually?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:06:28 2016 No.15960399 What would Socrates thought of monster girls?

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:07:47 2016 No.15960401

>>15960399
Beings more in line with the Form of lewdness then normal humans are. Demonic energy is clearly just the Form of lewdness itself, as it imparts qualities of lewdness on anything that it comes into contact with, manifesting in a multitude of forms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:08:47 2016 No.15960404 >>15960399 Socrates had a Daemon on his shoulder, I'm sure he wouldn't mind if it turned into a babe. He was a Greek, and therefore fucked anything that could accommodate his cockle.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:09:08 2016 No.15960409

>>15960397
The book is already released, it released the same time as MGE II. You can get it here: http://alice-books.com/item/show/5644-1

To my knowledge it hasn't been scanned yet but there are images floating around of some of the Dragon Girls in it. The imgur album is extra information and doodles relating to Dragonia posted on the creator's twitter. Also a repost but inside the book it lists the Monster Girls found in Dragonia:

>Wyvern
>Salamander
>Ryu
>Dragon
>FireDrake
>Warm
>Dragonzombie
>Jabberwock
>Lizardman

And on the inside cover FireDrake is replaced with

>Bahamut

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:13:25 2016 No.15960421 >>15960409 >bahamut Where was she? That red one in sketchy looking art?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:14:50 2016 No.15960425 >>15960421 Who knows, it's not translated yet. Though remember the Dragon Portraits in the book are individuals, not Species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:23:13 2016 No.15960456 >>15960425 Fucking gay. Someone better hop to it and translate this hot momma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 15:52:14 2016 No.15960718 >>15960387 >Slime dragon We've hit the land of hybrids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 15:53:05 2016 No.15960723 >>15960387 Personally, I couldn't motivate myself to translate anything that isn't even canon. But that's still a pretty good compilation of information, there. I'm sure someone more competent then I could just translate it all at a glance, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 15:54:18 2016 No.15960727 >>15960723 It's pseudo-canon, close enough. KC likes it so that's good enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 15:55:43 2016 No.15960737 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 15:57:39 2016 No.15960746 Big, muscled dragons who like to wear dresses

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:01:24 2016 No.15960753 >>15960737 Shit taste. Everybody knows Y is the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:03:04 2016 No.15960758 File: 266 KB, 858x800, dhj3889055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can have any girl you like. As long as it's a yeti.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:04:22 2016 No.15960763 >>15960758 Is whitehorn a yeti? A quadrupedal, fashionable yeti.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:05:33 2016 No.15960772 i want to fuck a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:05:46 2016 No.15960773 >>15960758 Want to fuck a yeti's paws! NEED to fuck a yeti's paws!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:18:23 2016 No.15960831 >>15960758 Can I have sumo yeti?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:18:28 2016 No.15960832 >>15960758 What's the appeal of Yeti? People seem to like them very much but I feel neutral towards them. Maybe I wasn't born for the world of hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:20:17 2016 No.15960837 >>15960832 They are the fluffy manifestation of love.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:21:52 2016 No.15960844

>>15960832
It really is the soft fluffy hugs. The thought of it being cold and snowy and just shoving your face into a soft, warm, pillowy pair of gazongas, rubbing your face deep into their warm fur as they wrap themselves around you like fucking clouds of comfort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:45:00 2016 No.15960925 File: 538 KB, 1118x1196, 1455079042699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:58:41 2016 No.15960964 >>15960925 How does one dislodge a small Kej from yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:03:48 2016 No.15960977 How do pregnant baphs behave?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:04:08 2016 No.15960980 >>15960964 If you have godly short hair there is a chance small Kejs will come to you. They will treat it like Wendigos treat Stretchy anime meat. Except they won't eat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:08:30 2016 No.15960997 Anyone have the whitehorn profile pic on hand? Preferably the non-high res one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:11:15 2016 No.15961008 >>15960997 You know there's a wiki for this, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:12:29 2016 No.15961014 >>15961008 Considering how cancerous the wiki is, it makes sense that not many people would want to tread there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:12:38 2016 No.15961015 >>15961008 Or you could just post a bloody image. We're an image board for the love of Buddha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:13:35 2016 No.15961023 >>15961014 The official content is fine. It's the people there you don't want to associate with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:16:53 2016 No.15961035 >>15961014 There's nothing wrong with the info, just avoid comments and forums

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:17:01 2016 No.15961036 >>15960977 Are pregnant mamono as horny as usual?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:18:22 2016 No.15961041 >>15960723 It's the same pseudo-canon treatment KC gives to all of the fan content. These things all exist in some form until he accidentally retcons them out a year later, in which case it's now an alternate universe that people can choose to follow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:18:29 2016 No.15961042 >>15961036 They are somehow less horny in regards to Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:22:46 2016 No.15961055 File: 412 KB, 695x1200, 1476020174862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15960997 Why would you need the non-high res one? Doesn't matter, here you go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:22:48 2016 No.15961056 >>15961014 What's wrong with the wiki? I haven't been there much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:24:24 2016 No.15961062 >>15961056 Nothing wrong with the content, but the comments and the content creators over there are incompletely incorrigible

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:24:37 2016 No.15961063 Is there anything cuter than oppai loli white horns?

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:25:18 2016 No.15961068

>>15961056
As a wiki; that is a repository of information on a given subject? Nothing. It's meticulously maintained and kept up to date with all English Knowledge relevant to the MGE.

As a fan community, on the other hand? Well, go on any page and check the comments. Or if you're feeling brave, check out the pages they have specifically for fan content and discussion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:25:34 2016 No.15961069 >>15961062 By content I meant Information that involves MG translations and the world guides.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:25:42 2016 No.15961070

>>15961041
The way I see it is that KC merely thinks that they are something that COULD exist, but don't actually exist in the official setting. He's pretty lenient in that regard, like when he was asked about futas. It's still just non-canon as far as I'm concerned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:26:00 2016 No.15961071 >>15961063 Yeah. A litter of yipping Hellhound pups swarming the door to welcome their father home while their mother chuckles at their antics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:27:29 2016 No.15961075 File: 279 KB, 1145x1619, 00312312312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wanna gently bully a busty elf!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:27:38 2016 No.15961076 >>15960980 Kejs will play with your hair no matter the length of it really

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:28:39 2016 No.15961082 >>15961063 Loli White Horn trying to control her temperature and overheating instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:29:45 2016 No.15961087 >>15961076 >mfw shaved head fug

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:30:04 2016 No.15961088 >>15961076 But the size of it determines what size the Kej is going to be. Short hair for loli kejs, medium for teen Kejs and long for big Kejs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:33:15 2016 No.15961097 >>15961071 That does sound nice, especially when they end up getting their hair ruffled. >>15961082 I want to compliment a loli white horn so she gets flustered and pulls at the skirt of her shirt while fidgeting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:46:16 2016 No.15961120 >>15960773 Yeti paw rubs http://i.imgur.com/7SmhH8d.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:48:45 2016 No.15961125 >>15961063 Haughty oppai loli pharaohs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:50:14 2016 No.15961128 >>15961125 Gonna milk the phraoah!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:50:41 2016 No.15961132 >>15961087 Maybe there's a tiny kej who wants to become your wig.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:51:06 2016 No.15961134 >>15961097 It gets cuter when they get to cuddle up on the couch with their dad and watch cartoons together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:53:12 2016 No.15961139 https://files.catbox.moe/4velwt.jpg I've never scanned anything before, I hope the quality is remotely acceptable. It's the best I can do with this old scanner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:55:47 2016 No.15961148 >>15961125 Are their command spells as potent as adult ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:56:39 2016 No.15961150 File: 129 KB, 877x910, 743d0aa5b86e1cf007f9b32bc5f7418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Shin-Godzilla-Chan a thing yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:56:45 2016 No.15961151 >>15961148 Even stronger since they can't control it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:57:08 2016 No.15961153

>>15960663
>Dragons are exceedingly powerful, and their king is still 100% dragon and unaffected by the DL's mamanobama.
So basically, Bahamut in Final Fantasy or D&D or pretty much any fantasy setting ever. Don't really see a problem here, but I'd err on the side of caution.

>Demons/Monsters are basically trying to make peace with man under the leadership of the DL and her husband after over 10k years of war between the two.
Okay, there's nothing wrong with that.

>Gods are fickle beings who are prideful, arrogant, and are lead by a mentally unstable CG. Eros was meant to be the CG but was strongarmed by the current CG into giving up her position. They despise monsters, but don't look to man in a favorable light either.
So they're literally the Gods and Goddesses of the Greek pantheon. Do keep in mind that with the exception of Dionysus (Bacchus) and some others like Athena, most of Gods at all times hated men outside of currying their worship.

I mean, fuck's sake, Anon. Zeus pretty much fucked anything with two legs in a platitude of forms just so he could sire bastards. Artemis once turned a hunter into a stag and set his hounds on him for peeping at her in the bath, Athena turned Medusa into the Gorgon by engaging in sex with Poseidon in her temple, consensual or not. Athena also turned Arachne into a spider in a sore loser moment.

>Elves, due to their enormous egos, viewed every other race as abominations and tried to exterminate everything. This later led to a war between Dragons and Elves,
where the former had a monumental victory after reducing the latter's treehouses to ash. The Elves had the last laugh, though, after creating a curse that behaves like a virus,
killing all but a small handful of the Dragons that participated in the war over the course of a few years. It still affects Dragons in the present as well, with no idea of how it spreads.
Symptoms include: loss of strength, loss of appetite, anemia, blindness, hysteria, projectile vomit, and always ends with death.

So they literally killed the Dragons like the Krogans. Literally what and why. No, a superiority complex isn't justifiably for pissing off a race that's notoriously intelligent and powerful, even if you're a goddamned knife ear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:57:19 2016 No.15961154 Who here likes gobbies? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3389830

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:00:21 2016 No.15961160 >>15961139 https://files.catbox.moe/sgn08z.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:01:16 2016 No.15961162 >>15961150 She would have a face only a mother could love Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:01:59 2016 No.15961166 >>15961139 >>15961160 Nice. Good job, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:02:33 2016 No.15961170 >>15961154 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:02:44 2016 No.15961171 >>15961154 Handcuffs are nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:03:21 2016 No.15961176 >>15961160 https://files.catbox.moe/cvkld1.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:03:40 2016 No.15961179 >>15961139 >>15961160 You're a trooper, about time scans popped up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:04:39 2016 No.15961181 >>15961171 What about....HandCHUFFS?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:06:01 2016 No.15961185 >>15961162 Her mother and her Human lover!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:07:12 2016 No.15961187 >>15961176 https://files.catbox.moe/odyq9n.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:08:21 2016 No.15961189 >>15961154 Good ol' Moontrap. That's some nice shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:08:32 2016 No.15961190 >>15961187 That bottom left panel is gold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:10:37 2016 No.15961193 >>15961187 https://files.catbox.moe/stykmu.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:12:37 2016 No.15961198 >>15961193 https://files.catbox.moe/mh4a13.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:14:13 2016 No.15961200 >>15961198 https://files.catbox.moe/tst5fe.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:15:12 2016 No.15961201 >>15961193 >>15961198 That's exactly the kind of tongue play I always imagined a wock doing, pretty happy right about now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:16:03 2016 No.15961205 >>15961200 https://files.catbox.moe/u7g1n5.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:16:30 2016 No.15961207 File: 1.26 MB, 3264x1836, 1012161512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961055 Quicker to load.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:17:23 2016 No.15961211 >>15961036 More horny actually, or rather they are hungrier for mana due to the extra life they are feeding within them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:17:46 2016 No.15961212 >>15961205 https://files.catbox.moe/w7f8jq.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:18:29 2016 No.15961214 >>15961193 >>15961198 That's uhh... quite the Wonderland way to give a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:19:04 2016 No.15961217 >>15961055 Is this the most adorable Centaur?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:19:36 2016 No.15961219 >>15961212 https://files.catbox.moe/b15eg2.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:19:43 2016 No.15961220 File: 409 KB, 666x1000, 1455667900190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Minichuffs, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:20:10 2016 No.15961223 >>15961212 The face of true happiness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:22:18 2016 No.15961234 >>15961219 https://files.catbox.moe/rhnb66.jpg

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:23:55 2016 No.15961240

>>15961153
More than Bahamut.

Also the Dragons are basically like police in that it is literally their job to stop who or whatever threatens the balance of the world or the world itself. Elves were doing that with their plan of mass genocide. Plus, Dragons were right next door.
Even though Dragons are made to keep things in check by their own Dragon god, it does not mean most can't be dicks and steal, harass, be lazy, or engage in cannibalism as long as it doesn't affect the world as a whole.

The only reason the CG has not attempted an all out zergrush of ragnarock proportions is due to two reasons:
Dragons being VERY strong and heavily against that idea.
And the CG being a neatfreak to the point of killing her own angels if they have been on the surface world long enough.

I have more if you are still wanting to know and care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:23:59 2016 No.15961241 >>15961219 Using her extra mouths to hold the arms in place is hot, somehow never thought of that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:24:28 2016 No.15961243 >>15961234 https://files.catbox.moe/b8nd3a.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:24:37 2016 No.15961244 File: 88 KB, 512x810, 1475344676712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961220 I like this one more. AverageChuff gives me a crazy hard-on

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:26:17 2016 No.15961248 >>15961220 Good but I want maximum chuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:26:59 2016 No.15961254 >>15961248 Do not minmax the chuffs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:27:16 2016 No.15961256 >>15961243 https://files.catbox.moe/0clsgh.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:28:28 2016 No.15961260 >>15961254 Chuffs don't need wisdom or charsima, only strength, dex, and con.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:28:55 2016 No.15961262 >>15961256 https://files.catbox.moe/wgovdv.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:29:11 2016 No.15961263 File: 117 KB, 1245x576, 1470681861289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961248 Maximum chuff, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:29:49 2016 No.15961264 >>15961260 Of course they don't need charisma, that stat is already maxed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:30:00 2016 No.15961265 >>15961263 Yes, maximum chuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:31:03 2016 No.15961268 >>15961264 Please, high charisma just gives them big tits and clear skin. Low charisma keeps them quiet, gives them scars, and big tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:31:08 2016 No.15961269 >>15961262 https://files.catbox.moe/toz9br.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:32:34 2016 No.15961273 >>15961268 High charisma allows them to negotiate without having to break bones like peanut brittle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:32:39 2016 No.15961274 >>15961269 https://files.catbox.moe/dj4imy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:34:08 2016 No.15961278 >>15961274 https://files.catbox.moe/3dyd55.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:34:57 2016 No.15961280 >>15961268 Ehh, they are perfect either way. >>15961273 I guess it could be useful for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:35:44 2016 No.15961283 >>15961278 Was just about to ask how long it is too, that was wonderful. Hopefully this means we'll get translations soon, thanks for the uploads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:35:48 2016 No.15961284 >>15961278 Very merry unbirthday? Oh god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:36:19 2016 No.15961285 >>15961278 https://files.catbox.moe/pol8ek.jpg >>15961283 It's not finished yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:37:48 2016 No.15961288 >>15961284 Don't worry Anon, it's not the dangerous type.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:38:07 2016 No.15961289 >>15961284 Eh. That's just any day that isn't your birthday. Wonderlanders just have to have some sort of an excuse to celebrate something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:38:25 2016 No.15961291 >>15961288 MGQ flashbacks ahoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:38:52 2016 No.15961292 >>15961285 https://files.catbox.moe/oa2s6x.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:40:04 2016 No.15961295 >>15961292 https://files.catbox.moe/3a878x.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:40:37 2016 No.15961296 >>15961291 Shhhh, no need for that. Just rest your head in Wock's lap and let your worries go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:40:44 2016 No.15961298 >>15961292 Wock's know how to use teleport?! Or is it spacial door magic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:42:13 2016 No.15961301 >>15961298 She is holding the key to cross realms I guess. Aren't Wocks something like a guard to the wonderland?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:43:04 2016 No.15961303 >>15961301 So she has the Skeleton Key? Noc is going to be livid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:44:07 2016 No.15961304 >>15960392 Elves with me exclusively with lust, no love or affection whatsoever, only primal lust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:45:33 2016 No.15961306 >>15961304 but elves deserve cuddles

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:47:03 2016 No.15961312 Best thighs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:48:23 2016 No.15961317 >TFW the name change won't come because it's behind a fucking pay wall

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:51:51 2016 No.15961325 >>15961317 Make another account?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:52:34 2016 No.15961326 File: 587 KB, 881x1371, 1476312754334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I mostly keep to the touhou threads but I like to draw monstergirls on occasion, is it ok to post them here when I do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:54:18 2016 No.15961330 >>15961326 Of course you can. There is no need to ask, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:54:51 2016 No.15961331 >>15961326 Yes. And god just kill me now, another great artist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:55:47 2016 No.15961334 >>15961326 Do you have a pixiv?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:56:17 2016 No.15961337 >>15961326 >is it ok to post them here when I do? Absolutely, and I can already see that you have a clear fondness for Automatons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:59:32 2016 No.15961346 File: 244 KB, 933x1366, 1476172761246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961312 Wights. Also, I wish I could pinpoint the artist of this lovely piece, because this style is unfamiliar to me.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:00:24 2016 No.15961349
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Alright, that's all! Some notes on the doujin: It's still up for purchase if you're interested in picking a copy up! It's at

https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=163571

It contains all the MGE doujins SSS has done, including the Liliraune, Sandworm, and Kraken. I'm almost certain there's no new content with them so I won't bother scanning them, but I'll double check later tonight.

Anyways, here are the zip folders containing all the pages scanned. In two parts because they're just a bit too big.

Part 1: https://files.catbox.moe/59093d.zip

Part 2: https://files.catbox.moe/4ryl6h.zip

Really hoping this will get translated and cleaned up and whatever they do to these. Also hoping there'll be a British version where all the Wonderland girls have British accents. I remember there was a version of the Cheshire doujin like that that was never finished.

Anyways, have a good day!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:00:51 2016 No.15961351 >>15961346 Wasn't that just randomly drawn by some anon in the last thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:01:14 2016 No.15961352 >>15961326 This is...pretty damn gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:01:31 2016 No.15961353 >>15961349 Thanks a lot my man. May your waifu visit your dreams.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:02:37 2016 No.15961354

>>15961330
>>15961331
>>15961337
Thank you guys, never been to the thread so I felt I need to ask first.

>>15961334
Yes, although I don't post on it often.
Shit I don't even know how to link it properly, I hope this is it. http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=19869351

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:03:15 2016 No.15961356 >>15961351 >some anon I'm more than willing to bet that this fellow has a handle, because people just don't draw Elin-proportioned Monstergirl lolis out of the blue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:04:21 2016 No.15961359 >>15961354 No problemo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:06:56 2016 No.15961368 File: 1.15 MB, 1280x1320, gazer zanamaoria 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961354 >ougibro Hey!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:08:16 2016 No.15961373 >>15961368 h-hey gazerfriend

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:09:21 2016 No.15961376 File: 3.49 MB, 450x733, Shitsonfire.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does one calm down an angry Kiki? Or any Monstergirl for that matter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:10:07 2016 No.15961378 >>15961368 >>15961373 Do you make waifufag waifu art? Or does Gazerfag continue to have an incredible amount of connections?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:10:16 2016 No.15961379 >>15961373 Welcome!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:10:20 2016 No.15961380 Does anyone have the link to the imgur album that http://i.imgur.com/Z7Izj3x.png originated from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:10:34 2016 No.15961382 >>15961356 Most definetely. He was good, much better than me and my shitty WH attempt. Maybe one could surf around and try to pinpoint him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:10:57 2016 No.15961383 >>15961376 Dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:11:34 2016 No.15961387 >>15961368 Breeding hips!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:11:50 2016 No.15961389 >>15961376 You know the obvious anger. The other one is probably cleaning the house until everything is shinning and letting her rest.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:11:51 2016 No.15961390

>>15961326
Well this is a lovely surprise, I'd say you're more than welcome.
>>15961349
Uploading them to panda would probably increase the chances of translations happening.

Great work scanning all that stuff though, felt like it was never going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:13:14 2016 No.15961395 >>15961389 Answer* Looks like I'm the one that's angry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:14:19 2016 No.15961400 >>15961349 You're a godsend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:18:12 2016 No.15961413 >>15961395 Angry Marine Kikis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:20:47 2016 No.15961424 >>15961413 Doing her best to clean the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:21:25 2016 No.15961426 >>15961376 Calming someone down depends on why they were angry in the first place. If she suddenly stomped into the room all pissed off, I'd just ask her what's up.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:22:07 2016 No.15961430

>get caught by demon realm army
>Taken back to camp as prisoner
>Kept in cage in a sort of aside part of the camp, looks like barracks
>Demon army comprised of insanely hot girls wearing stripper armor
>Get turned on
>They notice
>Offer to strip and put on a show if you jerk off to them
Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:22:39 2016 No.15961433 >>15961325 Too much effort required on that front

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:23:15 2016 No.15961435 >>15961430 Never submit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:23:18 2016 No.15961436 >>15961413 Purge the filth! Purge the fucking filth! I can see it happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:24:12 2016 No.15961439 >>15961390 >>15961379 >>15961352 Thanks! >>15961378 Yeah I draw on the waifufag thread sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:25:42 2016 No.15961444 >>15961326 Please tell me you take commissions

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:26:15 2016 No.15961446 File: 537 KB, 850x751, 1475209101532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want my Automaton to be three times faster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:26:49 2016 No.15961452 >>15961439 Neato. Hope you draw some good stuff for our thread and the few waifufags that lurk here. Also if you have a twitter you can tweet your MGE fanart to KC and he'll retweet and follow you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:26:49 2016 No.15961453 >>15961430 Wait for the festivities to end. Then strike while they're asleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:27:43 2016 No.15961457 >>15961430 I ask them why they imprisoned a loyal advocate of the radical faction like myself, and when I can go back to my waifu already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:28:51 2016 No.15961460 Do you think that kikis learn how to perform massages so that they can help a tired master relax? >>15961446 >T-this waifu! >It's three times faster than the others. >That can only mean one thing, it's Charlotte Aznable! The Red Comet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:30:08 2016 No.15961462 >>15961435 >>15961453 M brothers

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:30:29 2016 No.15961464 >>15961446 Why not stealthy? Purple is a cool color.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:31:19 2016 No.15961467

>>15961444
I'm flattered by your interest anon but I'm not taking commissions at the moment, maybe in the near future.

>>15961452
I'll try to not disappoint, I don't have a twitter yet but i'll keep that in mind the next time I draw some MGE fanart, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:31:25 2016 No.15961468 >>15961460 Kikis are bound to be very versatile when it comes to caring for Mastah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:32:27 2016 No.15961470 >>15961464 is it time to play What If It Was Purple?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:32:54 2016 No.15961471 >>15961467 Well as soon as you open up for them please let it be known, I'd love to have some art by you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:33:18 2016 No.15961472 >>15961446 I want an Automaton with Elin proportions. Then a second Automaton with breasts at least as large as her head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:34:04 2016 No.15961474 >>15961430 Formulate an escape plan. Faking an attempted suicide might work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:36:15 2016 No.15961482 >>15961472 I want an Elin with Elin proportions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:36:36 2016 No.15961484 >>15961430 JOI is my fetish and I'm disappointed there isn't more of it. It goes hand in hand with temptation and seduction really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:36:45 2016 No.15961485 >>15961472 I agree on both points.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:36:52 2016 No.15961486 File: 456 KB, 800x1131, 1476315412526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961472 >I want an Automaton with Elin proportions Why can't everything just have Elin proportions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:36:54 2016 No.15961487 >>15961452 >giving kc art I'd drink myself into a coma if I found out he saw my shitty doodles. Never ever, Twitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:40:29 2016 No.15961492 >>15961487 Lc has retweeted and enjoyed some really bad art before. It's the thought that counts. And he likes thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:41:02 2016 No.15961494 >>15961492 Like that one mod from MGU?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:41:53 2016 No.15961496 File: 379 KB, 1500x2400, c0a127d040be911b833c22f5b2abbef1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961486 Because I like boobies too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:42:14 2016 No.15961497 >>15961492 I'd get the feeling he wouldn't like my style. Plus, all are snapshots instead of scanned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:44:08 2016 No.15961505 >>15961467 Hope you get along well around here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:45:24 2016 No.15961509 >>15961496 Yeah, I prefer hourglass or top heavy. Still Elin are fine too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:46:06 2016 No.15961512 >>15961492 I did one really bad and he never retweeted it. Oh well, it's not like I'm ever doing anything worth posting anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:48:02 2016 No.15961518 >>15961512 Are you Alp? What was it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:49:26 2016 No.15961525 >>15961518 Yes, I'm Alp and it was my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:53:13 2016 No.15961533 >>15961525 Oh god. The Dragon with the Wreck-it-Ralph physique?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:54:26 2016 No.15961535 >>15961496 What if Elins had boobs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:54:56 2016 No.15961537 >>15961533 Never seen that one before, but it sounds funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:55:26 2016 No.15961538 >>15961537 It was hilarious to look at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:58:49 2016 No.15961548 >>15961525 Post it. Right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:01:51 2016 No.15961556 >>15961548 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:02:33 2016 No.15961560 File: 26 KB, 278x253, 1457661027296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961346 >Pear Wight Wight-Mom eating a lolification cake, just for this effect

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:04:40 2016 No.15961564 >>15961560 I want Wightloli-mom to plant her huge ass on my face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:04:45 2016 No.15961566 File: 864 KB, 1280x1034, c833c12ee77b13e32a2d5e8a1bcbd4e9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wanna snuggle with a warm kitsune meanwhile rubbing her tails!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:07:21 2016 No.15961575 >>15961496 That's why you keep Wonderland items around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:11:53 2016 No.15961584 So now that the Wock doujin got released Cheshire Cat or Jabberwock?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:12:55 2016 No.15961588 >>15961584 Jabber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:13:44 2016 No.15961592 >>15961584 The Wock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:16:42 2016 No.15961598 >>15961584 Jabber. Cherise needed more fuck scenes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:19:44 2016 No.15961608 File: 892 KB, 800x800, 29181798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961566 Don't we all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:20:47 2016 No.15961610 >>15961584 Always the Wock.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:22:56 2016 No.15961618

>>15961564
>Lolwight-mom eats the cake, gets disappointed when she's flatter than a board in her dress
>Handcuffs you to the couch, showing off her pear-shaped thighs through the high cut of the fabric
>Husks out that you're a dirty pervert while giving your growing boner a dainty footjob, wiggling her ass and hips while she does it
>Reaches into her dress, pulling out black silk lace panties, sitting on your face
>YFW getting suffocated by pear shaped Wightloli ass on your mouth and nose while she grins with a single fang and begins to work your cock with her claws

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:24:40 2016 No.15961623 File: 283 KB, 816x1212, 1450384150579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Two to the one and a one to the three. I like good puss. and I like good trees.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:26:57 2016 No.15961627 Hey y'all, I made a bit of an update. Also a few rewrites so instead of a line number, you'd be better off reading from about the fourth paragraph. Enjoy http://pastebin.com/kWiV7L3G

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:27:57 2016 No.15961631 File: 256 KB, 1280x1342, 1449010738458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961627 forgot a pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:29:27 2016 No.15961635 So, any ideas on what to do next? Autotomatoton? More Sandy the Golem? All the Dragon eggs gathered in one spot to summon Shenlong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:29:36 2016 No.15961637 File: 328 KB, 800x1000, 1453762952663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never massage a scheduledog after she returns home from a long day of work

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:29:59 2016 No.15961638 >>15961623 >shortstack Dryad Unf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:30:58 2016 No.15961641 >>15961638 Decorating the Christmas Dryad is one of the best parts of MG Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:31:19 2016 No.15961645 >>15961641 Cleaning up after is not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:35:50 2016 No.15961654 >>15961635 Do whatever you want. If you want the thread to tell you what to do you're in for a bad time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:38:59 2016 No.15961666 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1438943984334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961637 I gotta do it, I gotta touch those paw pads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:39:05 2016 No.15961667 Any stupid stray ideas

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:39:13 2016 No.15961668 >>15961635 >Summon Shenlong monster girl >Wish to marry her

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:42:23 2016 No.15961679 >>15961667 Once had a idea of a undine/gnome treesome but then i could not unthink about mud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:43:31 2016 No.15961682 >>15961627 >>15961631 Back from the dead again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:44:06 2016 No.15961685 >>15961667 A man taking his gigantic Hellhound for walkies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:45:14 2016 No.15961689 >>15961535 thats just a shortstack

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:45:29 2016 No.15961690 >>15961685 How would you define "gigantic"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:47:25 2016 No.15961695 >>15961312 Really any monster that actually has thighs. BUILT FOR SEX

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:47:44 2016 No.15961697 >>15961667 That dragon bakery idea from earlier wont leave me alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:48:38 2016 No.15961700 >>15961667 Dragon who forgot how to polymorph into her human form being woo'd by the hand of man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:49:06 2016 No.15961701 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 1438286741111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961690 About this size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:49:17 2016 No.15961703 >>15961700 I don't think that's a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:58:52 2016 No.15961736 >>15961679 You get used to it when dealing with Gnome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:02:09 2016 No.15961747 >>15961667 Lamia tail molesting. That and a satuday morning villan lilim, that makes things like a super basilisk lazer

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:02:40 2016 No.15961749 Just had a double ingrown toenail removal and I feel like hell. What monstergirl would be best for comforting me through the pain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:03:24 2016 No.15961753 File: 1.96 MB, 500x282, 1473007065415.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961703 They did ask for stupid ideas. I gave them one. No stupider than Futa Hellhound wrestling with Ushi-Oni for dominance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:06:25 2016 No.15961765 >>15961682 Yes'm. Hopefully I'll be dead less this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:08:51 2016 No.15961774 >>15961753 No no no. Think about a cute Hellhound on top of a Ushi's back looking for human boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:09:12 2016 No.15961775 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:09:53 2016 No.15961778
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>>15961618
My dick,
>Take Wightloli-mom out for a stroll during your Undead Kingdoms festival season
>Out of laziness she's only wearing a tight hoodie with nothing underneath, giving you peeks of her large porcelain white posterior occasionally
>You will never find a private place to ravage her Wightloli butthole. gripping her supernaturally wide hips as you pound into her jiggly rear
>She will never implore you to use her as your personal onahole, even going as far as to let you spank her
I'm sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:12:52 2016 No.15961794 >>15961667 Stage 1 alp drinking extra thick holstaur milk and turning into a holstaur or an alp with giant lactating titties

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:15:31 2016 No.15961809 >>15961794 Why not a simple Lesser Succubus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:17:13 2016 No.15961823 >>15961809 Because it's not as unusual and lesser succubi are ugly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:18:30 2016 No.15961831 >>15961823 Ffffffffffffag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:19:05 2016 No.15961837 >>15961823 >Because it's not as unusual Alps are overused as fuck. >and lesser succubi are ugly How? That fuzzy stuff on their bodies looks very pleasant to touch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:20:16 2016 No.15961841 >>15961823 >Saying that an Alp is more beautiful than a lesser succubus Looks like a monster girl just went into a deep depression.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:22:25 2016 No.15961853 >>15961667 Kikimora trying to seduce a man away from arranging a loveless marriage with a golddigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:24:04 2016 No.15961862 >>15961774 I want to be cuddled by an Ushi and a Hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:24:29 2016 No.15961863 >>15961778 >Wightloli-mom bracing against a wall as you grip her by the waist and lift her off the ground >Smashing her like you've never smashed before

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:24:47 2016 No.15961865 File: 839 KB, 2038x3101, Holst cheering you up with your favorite thing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:25:21 2016 No.15961867 >>15961865 I'm lactose intolerant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:27:08 2016 No.15961878 >>15961863 Feet dangling and magic claws distorting the wall she's gripping onto?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:27:11 2016 No.15961879 >>15961865 Not in the mood. I'm down for cuddles though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:28:24 2016 No.15961884 >>15961865 Milk tastes bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:28:39 2016 No.15961886 >>15961865 This better be skim milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:29:27 2016 No.15961890 >>15961865 Undead milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:29:36 2016 No.15961891 >>15961865 >Filename Ohh, I get it. She isn't cheering me up with milk, she's doing it with her smile

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:29:46 2016 No.15961892 File: 273 KB, 800x1185, 1409004872858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961865 Delivered to your doorstep!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:38:21 2016 No.15961923 >>15961878 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:59:42 2016 No.15961994 File: 151 KB, 898x1260, Togetoge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like girls with really big claws.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:01:30 2016 No.15961998

>>15961837
>Alps are overused as fuck.

Nah, Succubi have more stories about them. Especially in Japan. And it's obvious what happens when a girl drinks extra thick holstaur milk, not so much with stage 1 alps.

>How? That fuzzy stuff on their bodies looks very pleasant to touch.

And it covers their legs and arms and tits and they don't even have claws or hooves to complete it. They're just a girl with hairy legs and arms and they probably can't even mamono mana it off. Shit's ugly.

>>15961841
Monster girls feeling inadequate to alps is my fetish. Especially if they challenge them to girl-off's or sex battles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:01:49 2016 No.15962001 File: 2.04 MB, 1500x2000, 1471565132991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961994 Big Meaty Claws are best for holding you tight and never letting go

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:09:08 2016 No.15962017 >>15962001 Big meaty claws that can cut through steel like if it was paper being used to pat your head and caress your body are really great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:20:19 2016 No.15962040 how would a kitsune react if you rubbed her tails and scratched her ears? foxes dont purr

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:22:38 2016 No.15962042 >>15962040 She would purr.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:27:13 2016 No.15962052 >>15962040 Moaning. Not sexual moaning either, cute moaning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:28:26 2016 No.15962054 >>15962040 Lewd moans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:29:55 2016 No.15962059 File: 635 KB, 800x1030, 1475469906197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962001 I want a big scary Dragon to watch over the small village I live in and keep us safe from other Monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:29:57 2016 No.15962060 >>15962052 >>15962054 >Inari vs Youko

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:35:57 2016 No.15962075

>>15962059
I want a tall terrifying dragon to demand me a virgin be given to her in exchange for the safety of my village only for her to end up giving me to her chubby NEET sister because she felt bad for her and her small hoard and though having a husband would motivate her.
Wanna cuddle that cute NEET.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:40:33 2016 No.15962091 >>15962075 There's your chance to become NEET Dragon's manager, help her get into shape, practice her scary speeches, organize towns and villages for her to terrorize for tribute. Turn her into a great Dragon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:41:24 2016 No.15962097 >>15962091 Every Dragon is a great Dragon, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:44:31 2016 No.15962102 >>15962091 But I just want to cuddle with her and fuck her doggystyle for hours every night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:46:00 2016 No.15962107 I haven't come by these threads in nearly a year Has the writefagging died? is the community nearly dead? what do you guys do nowadays? I used to really love these threads, has their spirit changed much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:49:45 2016 No.15962122 >>15962107 No, no, and the usual.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:54:27 2016 No.15962133

>>15962091
I think it would be more productive if you just shamed her and treated her like shit for having such a tiny hoard compared to her sister.

Just really drag her through the mud until she either kills herself, kills you, or becomes a great dragon all her own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 22:55:57 2016 No.15962141 File: 369 KB, 600x771, 134785565524.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dhampirs are the greatest swordswomen!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:00:30 2016 No.15962155 >>15962141 I want Dhampir onee-san to force her massive tit into my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:03:07 2016 No.15962167 >>15962141 That's only because her rich Vampire mother gets the best Swordmasters money can buy to train her to be the best. Still it's nice that she uses her sword kills to fight crime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:03:52 2016 No.15962172 >>15962141 there is a point where big becomes "grossly" big

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:05:58 2016 No.15962177 >>15962172 Yikes, a thin threshold indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:15:09 2016 No.15962210 I'm gonna move to Dragonia, find the biggest strongest dragon there is, and put a ring on her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:16:19 2016 No.15962216 >>15962141 Why'd you delete them tiddies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:17:28 2016 No.15962221 >>15962210 Even if it's a wurm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:18:01 2016 No.15962224 >>15962216 I didn't. Outfit too tight I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:18:52 2016 No.15962231 >>15962221 In that case I'd really have to make her

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:19:55 2016 No.15962235 >>15962231 Nine

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:21:15 2016 No.15962243 File: 574 KB, 1800x2250, 1476069233253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962172 Never.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:22:52 2016 No.15962251 >>15962210 I can only imagine such a desirable woman would have long since found a husbando. And if not, what makes you think you could stand out among any number of other suitors who have thus failed to make an impression?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:27:29 2016 No.15962272 >>15962221 Especially if it's a wurm, they're less picky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:28:25 2016 No.15962275 >>15962243 I'd think ones as big as dump trucks would be grossly big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:29:23 2016 No.15962278 >>15962272 >implying any MG would pick one of us. Lets be honest they'd go after someone else anyway. There is only depression here. Everyone here is alone till the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:30:52 2016 No.15962286 >>15962278 You can't think that way Anon. You can definitely get fucked to death by a lovely wurm girl if you just believe hard enough at the time of your death. You need to believe that you deserve it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:31:53 2016 No.15962289 >>15962275 That's true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:37:30 2016 No.15962307 >>15962286 >you deserve it I dont deserve anything, no matter how much i want her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:38:19 2016 No.15962310 >>15962278 Even if you get old and grey, the dhampirs will still like you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:39:45 2016 No.15962317 >>15962307 I feel ya man, I'm just hoping I'd be able to settle down with a nice slug at the least and try my best not to disappoint her. Even if I don't deserve anything, she still deserves the world for putting up with a loser like me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:40:47 2016 No.15962320 >>15962317 Dont worry anon, maybe one day. That day is never, there is only depression here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:41:18 2016 No.15962325 Remember: Monsters can't rape you if they can't find you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:43:32 2016 No.15962336 >>15962325 You don't know that anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:47:13 2016 No.15962353 >>15962336 Much like you don't know how good they actually are at tracking. Hiding scent should be easy enough, those monsters won't even notice you're there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:48:24 2016 No.15962361 >>15962210 It's almost guaranteed it'll be a wurm, and that would be just wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:49:26 2016 No.15962365 File: 701 KB, 916x1486, 1394349264235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962325 >Curses! I would totally rape Anon if I knew where he was!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:56:02 2016 No.15962383 >monstergirls' faces when they find out we're going to die in the upcoming WW3 Leanan Cross' worldbuilding is just as shit as KC's it seems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 23:57:38 2016 No.15962392 >>15962141 Anyone got an imgur/source of that? missed it, but still interested in dhampire titties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:02:33 2016 No.15962408 >>15962383 >monstergirls' faces when they find out we're mostly depressed Both of these things are going to push them into overdrive isnt it?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:05:25 2016 No.15962417

>>15961349
Praise be and thank you

>>15962383
>WW3 breaks out
>Monster girls find out about it
>For once they stop literally fucking around and get together
>They collectively open up a portal
>All the single MGs come and rescue their husbando
>Good end

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:06:16 2016 No.15962420

>>15962408
>Monstergirls are used to people who live in bad conditions but are generally decently happy with their lives.
>They're not used to non-abused humans being desperate for affection, love, and a reason to keep living.
>Monstergirls are warned about this by the first group to go through the portal.
>Crying followed by vows to bring back smiles are common at pre-portal seminars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:07:24 2016 No.15962421 >>15962417 Not if they get wrapped up in the war and die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:07:49 2016 No.15962424 >>15962408 >>15962417 >>15962420 LC probably already released this part of the lore already. Either way, it's too late for them to do anything now. OUT OF TIME

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:10:40 2016 No.15962427 >tfw you can't figure out how to turn off the post-processing on your automaton so she always sounds like she's in a t-pain video

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:14:44 2016 No.15962440 >>15961994 That story was sad. That's what happens when you have BMC but no mamana.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:15:41 2016 No.15962441 >>15962278 Why don't you try to become a man worthy of husbandoing? Just force it in your mind that you are better than you thought. That should help too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:17:11 2016 No.15962445 >>15962441 But im not good at anything anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:18:32 2016 No.15962447 >>15962441 Why bother being a better person when I can get monster pussy by being a manwhore?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:24:22 2016 No.15962461

>>15962445
You can't be the best, but you can only be the worst if you try, and because you can't do anything that option is locked out.

And I'm you have some positive features. All of us have but most of the time we don't even notice it. Mostly because we don't even think about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:26:13 2016 No.15962463 >>15962325 Of course, they can still hear you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:27:20 2016 No.15962466 I wonder where I can find a Wurm to woo...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:27:20 2016 No.15962467 >>15962447 This Anyone can make a monster girl happy by just fucking her and spending time with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:27:57 2016 No.15962471 >>15962463 Then don't make a sound Use diversions Develop Sneaking Boots technology

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:29:15 2016 No.15962474 >>15962467 I think I would try too hard to be a nice husband to my waifu. It's a really weird feeling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:31:49 2016 No.15962479 >>15962461 I have no redeeming qualitys anon. No MG would want me, im less than worthless.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:31:50 2016 No.15962480

I have this sneaking suspicion that life in a monstergirl dominated city would actually be hellish.

I mean, it's already well established that most monstergirls don't see men as anything more than hunks of meat unless they develop a personal relationships with one. Living in a city surrounded by thousands or hundreds of thousands of strange monstergirls means you become a public toilet. You'd be unable to work or even use public transit without having some manticore stick a tail on your crotch for fun. God forbid you run into deliquents or those who don't even respect you as a living being.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:33:41 2016 No.15962490 >>15962480 >I have this sneaking suspicion that life in a monstergirl dominated city would actually be hellish. Oh you think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:35:40 2016 No.15962493 >>15962480 There are a number of options >become a NEET >carry a rape whistle >pay the danukai yakuza your virginity insurance >wear your male burqa >arranged marriage And last but not least, stop being a puritan and enjoy yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:36:17 2016 No.15962498 >>15962480 Why would it? Most of them love me ad hate to see them hurt. Do you really think humans would allow a city filled with thousands of non-human rapists to exist?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:38:06 2016 No.15962506

>>15962480
You'd get husbando'd within a day

Really, the only way to not get husbando'd is by having someone (or a species) you love already
So yeah, if you wanted an extra rare species waifu maybe you'd become a public toilet but even then just ask a nice Hakutaku how to find said species and you'll be fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:38:16 2016 No.15962507 >>15962493 Or >fuck the childhood friend The longer you put it off the harder of a time you'll have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:39:13 2016 No.15962511 File: 127 KB, 600x1055, b0817f27f7f0d7b6896d1bb782e2cf7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962498 >implying humans would have any power in a world where a school girl can turn any world leader into a quivering, sex-addicted mess

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:39:35 2016 No.15962514 >>15962480 Anon, do you have a fetish to admit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:41:02 2016 No.15962519 >>15962479 >I'm less than worthless If you're that, I don't even know what I am, but I still have some good qualities. Look Anon, if you're at the bottom all that there is left is to go up. You only dig down if you want to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:41:10 2016 No.15962520 >>15962506 I just want a non-loli girl who'll comfort me when I'm feeling down and love me as much as I love her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:41:17 2016 No.15962521 >>15962511 What are missiles and embargoes.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:42:46 2016 No.15962526

>>15962506
While most monstergirls do find 'the one' a lot of them also engage in casual sex for an unspecified number of years before settling down. You could be raped for months or even years before one of them decides that the stupid look on your face as she plants a wet slobbering kiss and milks your dick simultaneously is cute enough to want children who remind her of it everytime she sees them. Even then no assurance you don't get kidnapped and put in a brother while a tanuki takes all the profit from your fucking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:45:10 2016 No.15962536 >>15962511 >Schoolgirl monster tries to approach president >Tackled and tazed by the Secret Service

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:46:32 2016 No.15962543 >>15962521 >>15962536 >>>/tg/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:47:14 2016 No.15962544 >>15962543 ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:47:21 2016 No.15962545 >>15962536 >baphomet tries to approach president >secret service has hands in pants

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:47:50 2016 No.15962547 >>15962543 I like monstergirls, I just know that most humans would hate them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:48:04 2016 No.15962548 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Brown, Black, Beautiful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15960746 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:49:05 2016 No.15962555 >>15962545 >Baphomet is the president >Everything is a little girl now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:49:26 2016 No.15962557 File: 47 KB, 482x401, 1461386846652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962547 Are you that same faggot from a while ago who argued for literally days how ordinary humans would totally stop the MGs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:50:56 2016 No.15962560 >>15962526 Depends on the number of men, in MGE it seems that most monster girls rarely see a man so they settle down after a few encounters Even in a city with 1:1 men/mg I'm sure most girls would settle down by high school

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:51:02 2016 No.15962561 >>15962557 Probably is. If he got banned it would probably have expired by now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:51:16 2016 No.15962562 >>15962519 Well then i dont know how not to dig down. At this rate ill dig further than Antgirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:51:56 2016 No.15962563 >>15962557 I was auguring mostly that it would likely be them vs the world, which would leave them outmatched.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:53:21 2016 No.15962565

>>15962526
Are you also trying to push that Praxis shit? In the MGE at least, that's not how MGs work. They find the one they like with their magical succubus fetish-detector voodoo, and fuck him straight into marriage. Only the Beelzebub and presumably Baphomet actually fuck around, and even then, not when they're married.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:53:48 2016 No.15962566 >>15962563 So it is you, and your continued ignorance of MGs' abilities. Well, at least you made yourself clear so I won't waste my time talking to a brick wall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:54:19 2016 No.15962568 >>15962557 Imagine /pol/ in a world of monstergirls just the outcry of hate and disgust would be something to witness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:55:29 2016 No.15962570 >>15962566 >>15962557 If monstergirls are so great, why don't they exist? :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:55:52 2016 No.15962571 >>15962568 Depends. If tumblr hates monster girls I'm sure /pol/ will love them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:57:08 2016 No.15962575 >>15962566 Their abilities won't matter all that much if they're not bulletproof.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:57:10 2016 No.15962576 >>15962563 A ragtag bunch of misfits and their lovers against the tyrannical world-encompassing force trying to keep them apart? We're totally going to win this.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:58:18 2016 No.15962578

>>15962571
tumblr would like them on the principle of strong women who put men in their place but hate them in practice if it meant that men stopped liking them.

/pol/ would probably feel superior to anything that isn't intelligent or overtly animalistic but have a raging hard on for certain species like vampires and damphirs and all the other pure pale ubermensch waifus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:58:19 2016 No.15962579 >>15962575 Bullets don't matter at all when they've been magicked out of your gun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:58:55 2016 No.15962580 >>15962575 We've been over this and I'm not doing this again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:59:23 2016 No.15962582 >>15962575 >be american >join militia to defend muh family and freedoms from god-hatin' demon women >get alp'd by a black matter across the map

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 00:59:37 2016 No.15962583 >>15962575 >>15962566 Jesus Christ please don't start this shit again

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:00:29 2016 No.15962586

>>15962565
Most monstergirl pages make it sound that they know who 'the one' is by fucking them, but that even then they aren't terribly keen on settling for the first man they find.

I actually don't know what the "praxis shit" is, sorry.

Do you have a link for that magical succubus fetish detector voodoo? Hadn't heard of it before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:01:21 2016 No.15962589 >>15962578 There are people on /pol/ that fuck horses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:01:40 2016 No.15962591 >>15962392 Just for you buddy. http://imgur.com/a/b7vQ5

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:02:07 2016 No.15962592 >>15962589 Well they can't have our White Horns or Nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:04:10 2016 No.15962601 >>15962591 What possessed you to make you think you could possibly get away with posting that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:05:57 2016 No.15962603 >>15962601 Wasn't me, but I saved it in time. You're welcome by the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:06:32 2016 No.15962604 >>15962576 Unless some of those misfits stab everyone in the back so the humans win.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:09:08 2016 No.15962611 >>15962604 >anyone betraying love for hate >when there's pussy in love but none in hate Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:09:43 2016 No.15962616 Is this edge faggot that father edgefag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:10:22 2016 No.15962618 >>15962616 No. KC banned him from ever talking about monster girls again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:11:24 2016 No.15962622 >>15962565 A lot of profiles actually hint that MGs will fuck around, just that they tend to settle down with the first man that actually appeals to them, which would probably be the first person they fuck anyway.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:13:27 2016 No.15962628

>>15962560
>No cute Anubis Senpai to notice your grades slipping and see you get more and more tired during class.
>No genki Cheshire school idol to notice how you never seem happy
>No tough Lamia delinquent to notice how sad you look all the time
>No monstergirl to help you with highschool depression.
God fucking damn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:13:48 2016 No.15962630 >>15962622 This is why all onee-chans need to be banned. There's nothing worse than the impotent rage of knowing that the girl that makes you jump through hops for a single Ara gave her shota bro the V.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:13:55 2016 No.15962632 >>15962611 Oh come on. If that was the case we wouldn't have people like Father Giorgi or those guys that got MGU shut down, or any number of similar people.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:13:55 2016 No.15962633

Looking at the humans vs monstergirls arguments from another angle. There really is no way humans could win as long as monstergirls take a lesson from the third world and use a little bit of dat dere asymmetric warfare.

Battles? Why the fuck would a succubus go to a battlefield when she can use her magic to disguise herself as a kindly human woman, move into a small town and begin to recruit locals into her cause while disguising it as a church or book reading club? It makes no sense to engage in open hostilities when every magically inclined monster girl can just pick up the slack for the blatantly physically strong monster girls and have an entire underground railroad of monstergirls across the continent in less than a year.

Within a decade or two you wouldn't even be able to tell human women apart from disguised monstergirls. And by that point a large amount of men would be incubi as well. the insidious part of monstergirls is that being magical creatures we lack any method of detecting them or revealing them other than word of mouth, and if that's the case you'd quickly have society descend into anarchy as witch hunts give way to complete chaos. Which is also a great situation for monstergirls to recruit the scared and lot to their cause.

No matter how you look at it the world ends in sex and gaudy demon costumes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:14:55 2016 No.15962637 >>15962632 But they never had love to begin with, they were always on the side of hate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:14:59 2016 No.15962638 >>15962616 Some anon said he posted here, but I still don't believe it. It's probably that cuck from MGU that sometimes comes here to create ruckus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:17:29 2016 No.15962645 >>15962633 Absolute casualties on all sides. It's the only way to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:18:17 2016 No.15962647 >>15962633 I agree but please do not engage this man further, he will blind himself to logic in order to further his grimdark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:18:33 2016 No.15962648 File: 156 KB, 650x477, 1469395907444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962628 Cheshire will cheer you up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:18:37 2016 No.15962649 >>15962568 It'd be fucking hilarious. Imagine the autistic, impotent rage that they'd have when it turns out resorting to a suicidal nuclear holocaust on ourselves won't pass and that people are actually going to be diplomatic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:20:18 2016 No.15962652 >>15962633 Why would you post this when you-know-who is here? Do you want another rant of HFY for the next thee hours? Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:23:19 2016 No.15962658 File: 921 KB, 960x720, 33886451_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Yanderes are not something to be taken lightly. One poorly worded statement could result in drastic actions to resolve the "problems."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:23:57 2016 No.15962661 >>15962637 But they would still betray everyone. >>15962633 But what if humans find a way to detect magic? Shouldn't be that hard considering we've always learned from enemy intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:24:26 2016 No.15962663 >>15962658 Like her sewing herself to my body so I never feel loneliness?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:24:38 2016 No.15962665 Just don't respond.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:24:46 2016 No.15962666 >>15962661 >he doesn't already believe in magic

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:24:50 2016 No.15962667 >>15962648 >different colored bushy eyebrows Cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:25:45 2016 No.15962669 >>15962633 Why do you people always try to turn this into a conflict scenario? Are you guys so thoroughly fucked in the head by constant harassment by edgefags, that you don't have the capacity to realize anymore that it would never reach this point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:26:17 2016 No.15962670 >>15962633 Now your just baiting.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:26:29 2016 No.15962671

>>15962628
You wouldn't even get highschool depression if monster girls were in high schools

>Hakutaku teacher makes every lesson interesting and worthwhile
>There is a bunch of monster related subjects including way too many lewd ones
>Your 10/10 gf of your favorite species from middle school is still with you
>You spend most of your breaks fucking her
>You both go to the same school club
>There are 5 other couples in the couple in the club, all good friends with you and each other
>Life is good

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:26:34 2016 No.15962672 >>15962661 How do you betray the side you're not on? Is this the power of edgederp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:26:36 2016 No.15962673 >>15962661 Kys fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:27:19 2016 No.15962675 >>15962658 NO ONE SLEEP IN KYOTO!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:27:36 2016 No.15962676 >>15962666 >Not believing in the headphone gremlins that tie knots in your earbuds when your not looking or move your phone once you leave the room

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:28:47 2016 No.15962677 >>15962666 But I do believe in magic. It's contained in young girls' hearts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:29:09 2016 No.15962678 File: 950 KB, 992x1403, 1470319083855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I present to you a Lich with big tits and a big ass!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:29:43 2016 No.15962681 File: 234 KB, 728x1040, 134587543453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyday Animal Ears! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEoCQwsVQlU

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:29:51 2016 No.15962682 >>15962648 I want that Cheshire to save my smile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:30:01 2016 No.15962683 >>15962649 >The first boatload of monstergirl refugees arrives >They rape the coast guards sent to lead them to shore safely /pol/ was right all along.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:30:14 2016 No.15962685 >>15962678 Those tits aren't big, but I can tell that the ass is fat.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:30:31 2016 No.15962686

>>15962669
It would be easy. What do you think the armies and governments are going to do when reports of strange monsters kidnapping men turn out to be turn? Just assume they could communicate with them and offer peace or just shot them?

>>15962672
It's called being a mole yah doofus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:30:42 2016 No.15962687 >>15962678 And a love of cosplay. She's pretty much perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:30:48 2016 No.15962688 >>15962633 I don't think I've seen a non-shitpost argument for HFY. Most anons who want less powerful MGs usually just want a more balanced setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:31:12 2016 No.15962689 File: 10 KB, 588x79, inb4 mge gets pulled from amazon for rape content..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Graphic Novel Literary Criticism" Also best seller? Maybe there will be a shit-storm caused by casual monster girl fans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:31:20 2016 No.15962690 >>15962681 So will this band ever get to appear for reals?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:32:53 2016 No.15962692 >>15962689 I've got to imagine it's a big fish in a small pond. Do we have any actual figures yet? >>15962685 >Those tits aren't big What standard are we using here? Those aren't anime huge, but they're still pretty large, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:33:07 2016 No.15962693 >>15962686 Take a hike dumbo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:33:20 2016 No.15962694 >>15962690 Maybe some day. I want an autograph from the Wolf Girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:34:08 2016 No.15962697 >>15962671 7/10, not enough rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:35:13 2016 No.15962701 >>15962678 The proportions on this Lich though are really good. Those thighs and that midriff are top tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:35:20 2016 No.15962702 >>15962681 >Asian subspecies I'm sorry, what?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:35:42 2016 No.15962704

>>15962622
>just that they tend to settle down with the first man that actually appeals to them, which would probably be the first person they fuck anyway.
Yeah, this is the key part. MGE's standard vague contradictions so that the given reader/writer can interpret things whatever way suit their current fantasy.

>>15962586
It's alluded to vaguely (As usual) in a few profiles and in Q&As when people bug KC over things.

Which is a shame, because it takes away from the Dark Angel who used to be the only girl to very explicitly have a fetish detection power.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:36:25 2016 No.15962709

>>15962671
I think it would be a thoroughly tragic world to live in if you actually were depressed or suffered from some non-meme mental illness.

>Your manticore senpai sees you're not feeling well and decides to be responsible by thoroughly milking your balls
>The cute mantis girl who sits next to you notices that you haven't been smiling lately and decides that she can make you feel better with a good fuck
>The shirohebi next door decides to bake you a cake as an excuse to wrap you up in her tail and leave you sexually sated in hopes of seeing you smile
>Before the end of the day you've had sex with at least ten different monstergirls, but none of their sexual tactics managed to cure your schizophrenia
>The funeral is terribly somber after they find your body hanging from the lamp fixture in your room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:36:43 2016 No.15962711 >>15962697 What if your gf was an Ushi Oni?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:37:10 2016 No.15962713 >>15962692 Fan-Produced figures of considerable quality? Yes. Mass-Production figures for sale by major retailers? No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:37:21 2016 No.15962715 >>15962702 The early translations of that series were a bit off. Sumike for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:37:37 2016 No.15962717 >>15962711 8/10, rape isn't subtle enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:38:51 2016 No.15962723 >>15962709 Shoulda gone with the mindflayer therapy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:38:57 2016 No.15962724 >>15962709 >edgefags Then fuck a Mind Flayer why don't you, you little bitch? It'd certainly fix your mental illness at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:39:20 2016 No.15962727 File: 268 KB, 755x1375, Golem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's that golem somebody wanted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:39:41 2016 No.15962729 >>15962715 I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:39:53 2016 No.15962731 >>15962727 I didn't know I wanted this until now.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:39:58 2016 No.15962732
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>>15962713
I like the way you think, but I was speaking of sales figures, Anon. Sales figures.

E2046 should be delivering this beauty to us soon though, for what it's worth. Anubis never because China fucked us though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:40:09 2016 No.15962733 >>15962727 A cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:40:59 2016 No.15962735 >>15962727 Can you draw a Salamander and a Ghoul chowing down on some chicken wings?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:41:11 2016 No.15962736 >>15962727 C-Could you do an Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:41:30 2016 No.15962737 >>15962689 Probably won't sell all that much. Graphic Novel Criticism doesn't produce all that many titles. So of course something decently known will be the number one seller in that area.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:41:30 2016 No.15962738
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>>15962692
>Those aren't anime huge, but they're still pretty large, man.
They aren't bigger than her head, so they're small by my standards.
Also, while I do dig the Liches design in the profile, I wish artists would change it up by giving them different hairstyles/skin colors/attire/etc. while making sure that they're identifiably an MGE Lich

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:42:00 2016 No.15962740 >>15962709 >The funeral is terribly somber after they find your body hanging from the lamp fixture in your room. >Except for that Will O' Wisp. She's really fucking excited about fucking your soul from now until whenever you finally cheer up >Sigh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:42:32 2016 No.15962742 >>15962724 Woah anon it's just a joke. Don't get your dildos in a bunch my man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:42:40 2016 No.15962744 >>15962727 >Tch, it's not like I want to follow the programming your father wrote or anything. >Guess I'm stuck protecting you from danger. >Don't get any funny ideas!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:42:54 2016 No.15962745 >>15962727 Do you have a gallery by chance? I also want to thank you again for that Elin-tier Wight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:43:35 2016 No.15962748 File: 399 KB, 1001x1400, AnubisSample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962732 Oh as in numbers? Ah. Who knows. >Anubis never Don't remind me...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:43:41 2016 No.15962749 >>15962727 Golems actually seem like nice girls thanks for this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:43:55 2016 No.15962751 >>15962717 An ushi-oni kunoichi? She'd rape you and you'd never even know except for how it felt good for a few minutes. You wouldn't even realized you'd came.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:44:01 2016 No.15962752 >>15962736 Could you please do an Anubis for my brother here? He has a bit off a stutter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:44:38 2016 No.15962757 >>15962742 Jokes have punchlines and/or elicit a humored reaction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:45:30 2016 No.15962760 >>15962738 What are the traits that identify a Lich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:45:50 2016 No.15962761 >>15962740 >kill yourself >MG grim reaper appears GOD DAMMIT

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:47:01 2016 No.15962764

>>15962709
Mamono mana, healing magic or even a Mindflayer would fix any mental/brain related diseases

>Have horrible daily seizures since age 4
>Religious family forces you to stay away from monster girls all your childhood
>Finally get to meet a monster girl at age 15 by telling a lie to your parents
>It's a Sea Bishop who seems to be about your age
>Pray to Chief God you won't have a seizure to ruin this moment
>She can tell you're worried and asks you what's wrong
>You tell her about your health issues
>She starts crying and hugging you while telling you she'll make thing better
>She uses up all her mana to cure you
>You can immediately tell the difference
>Sea Bishop is now exhausted because she has run out of MP
>You ask how you can repay her
>She flusters and says it'd be nice if you helped her refill her mana
>5 years later you finally marry her after half of decade of dating

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:48:02 2016 No.15962767 File: 108 KB, 540x707, Death of the Endless.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962761 Hi guys!

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:49:34 2016 No.15962773
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>>15962738
I don't mind because Lich is my favorite MG, but I could do with some art of Liches in a few different styles.

Long hair, tan, loli, in different clothes, ect.

I'd go Alp for a brown loli Lich.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:51:32 2016 No.15962779

>>15962760
The most telling part of an MGE Lich would be the distinct jewelry KC features on his girls. And even then that jewelry will come in different styles.

Otherwise one could fill in the blanks for the other features via their imagination, fetishes, and whatever they think looks cool.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:51:49 2016 No.15962780

>>15962748
All they had to do was keep giving back the originals! That's it! Because of that we get screwed out of so many older things. Maybe we'll start seeing some rereleases once MG are more popular. I mean, EMG is getting things now so it can't be too far off.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:01:37 2016 No.15962817

>>15962760
I feel like Lich has a couple of distinct features. Their book that gets drawn in almost every image of them, their choker/necklace, distinctive almost-grape skintone, that weird floating cross thing, their cloak and the fact that underneath they're completely naked, ect. You could take out most of that if not all and still have something recognizably Lich.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:07:15 2016 No.15962844

>>15962817
I want a labgirl lich holding her book to her chest, the contrast between the satanic themes native to her outfit contrasting the pure industrial white of her labcoat and the pearly blue latex gloves along with the dark coffee brown of her tome would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:10:24 2016 No.15962852 >>15962745 if you mean a tumblr or pixiv then yeah, but there's nothing on them, i just use them to favorite things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:11:33 2016 No.15962858 >>15962773 I once commissioned an artist to draw a Lich "A bit on the loli-side". In hindsight, I regret not just asking him to go all-out in lolifying the design, as you can't really tell the slight aging down all that well...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:12:59 2016 No.15962862 >>15962852 Still, you can draw some fine thick chicks. Pear-shaped monstergirls especially.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:14:20 2016 No.15962868 >try to write monster girl highschool >it's not rapey enough >redo the story from scratch >still not enough rape How do I fix this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:15:33 2016 No.15962877 >>15962868 Go play through the Discipline VN, then turn the girls into Monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:15:34 2016 No.15962876 >>15962868 Add a manticore. If that doesn't work, add an ushi oni. If that still doesn't work make sure you're actually writing about monster girls, because you probably aren't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:16:06 2016 No.15962878 >>15962868 If you can't get more rape, make do with what you have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:16:20 2016 No.15962880 >>15962868 Either involve a human boy getting cornered in a secluded part of the school and getting reverse gangbanged by monstergirl delinquents and the secret delinquent Anubis class while he tearfuly begs for them to stop, or just go more vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:17:05 2016 No.15962884 >>15962868 idk more rape i guess >>15962767 don't sexualize the sandmans or neil gaiman will write mean things about you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:17:09 2016 No.15962887 >>15962877 Don't, it's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:19:00 2016 No.15962895 File: 654 KB, 1228x865, Death and sex-ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962884 I'm not scared of Gaiman. >>15962887 But it is a high school filled with girls raping guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:19:28 2016 No.15962897 >>15962877 gross fetishes and literal shit taste ahoy! >>15962887 >someone's angry about not getting to join the varsity watersports team

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:20:05 2016 No.15962900 >>15962877 Is that the one where the club girls rape the MC to the point he becomes hyer sensitive and cums at the site of tits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:20:42 2016 No.15962904 >>15962868 >Teacher rapes student for his bad grades >Delinquents throw a boy in the toilet and gang rape him >Pure girl gets talked into raping a boy she likes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:20:48 2016 No.15962906 >>15962900 In the anime, yes. In the VN, no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:20:55 2016 No.15962907 >>15962767 >>15962895 Why post this ugly slut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:21:12 2016 No.15962908 >>15962895 someone got me excited about the idea of a Sandman movie >realize it was a DC print >goddamn Snyder now i'm hoping gaiman retained movie rights and that it never comes to pass

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:21:51 2016 No.15962911 >>15962907 >ugly slut Why is it that people are so opposed to death? She's a good girl. >>15962908 >Sandman movie Not going to work, ever. No matter who gets attached to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:23:53 2016 No.15962918 >>15962877 The only good thing about that series was the part of the animated version where the MC gets gangraped by cultist girls and then nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:25:20 2016 No.15962923 >>15962918 Cultist girls? What? You're talking about Bible Black now, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:25:27 2016 No.15962924 What monster doesn't go well with Elin proportions?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:27:08 2016 No.15962931

>>15962868
Go full in on the consent. Make the sex as consensual as possible so that it contrasts against the rape. Don't even exaggerate the brutality of it, just make it as awkward and uncomfortable as you can, and fill the scene with upsetting implications.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:27:14 2016 No.15962932 File: 612 KB, 706x895, 1436503717527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Lava Golems come in different colors? >>15962924 Tauric monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:27:24 2016 No.15962934 >>15962877 Sounds pretty hot. Thank you friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:27:25 2016 No.15962935 >>15962907 kids these days don't realize how much of a boner us older dudes had growing up for Allison from the Breakfast Club or even Siouxsie Sioux

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:27:44 2016 No.15962939 >>15962924 Anything in the minotaur family. Also all of the motherly/araara types. Those things just need titties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:28:30 2016 No.15962942 >>15962934 >Sounds pretty hot It obviously isn't, didn't you see the opinions other people have of it? >>15962935 >Allison from the Breakfast Club It must be like a hundred years since I saw that movie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:28:57 2016 No.15962945 >>15962932 I feel like a loli centaur with a plush horse body sounds fucking adorable.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:29:24 2016 No.15962947

>>15962923
My bad, Euphoria. Episode 6 of the animated version has a scene where the MC gets gangraped by cultist girls who think he's destined to impregnate one of them with their "savior"
The rest of the thing is /d/ tier shit, that's the only good part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:30:55 2016 No.15962954 File: 701 KB, 756x1000, 1450820302318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962947 >Euphoria That one doesn't even have anything to do with any of this stuff, anon. Stop talking about random hentai! It confuses me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:32:19 2016 No.15962958 >>15962954 I mistook one for the other. Still a bit loopy after getting my ingrowns taken out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:32:27 2016 No.15962959 >>15962932 Does lava come in different colors?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:33:48 2016 No.15962965 >>15962947 >i ain't clicking that shit nigger . jpg http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3097765

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:35:11 2016 No.15962970 File: 96 KB, 489x700, Tiny Centaur.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962945 You would be correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:35:23 2016 No.15962973 >>15962965 Like I said, only good part. Imagining they're Dark Priests gets me hard as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:35:51 2016 No.15962975 File: 249 KB, 665x900, 15437854453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15962924 Selkie. They wouldn't be able to squeeze into their seal outfits with those fat thighs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:39:39 2016 No.15962986 >>15962970 Loli centaurs are best centaurs.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:45:30 2016 No.15963004

I have a vision of an intrepid reporter with a cigarette holder and a funny hat studying the MGs, focusing on girls like Kesaran Pasaran and trying to discover new breeds of Matangos.
Basically a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but with more sex and aphrodisiac drugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:46:44 2016 No.15963007 >>15962689 >MGE >best seller #1 Awwww shiittt. That's pretty spoopy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:47:08 2016 No.15963009 >>15962924 Cheshire? Wait. Shit. Now I need this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:47:51 2016 No.15963012 >>15962727 Lovely. It would be nice to see you give a desert girl like the Pharaoh this kind of treatment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:48:49 2016 No.15963015 >>15963007 Why? Because we're not alone in our shameful perversion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:52:56 2016 No.15963022 >>15963015 >shameful perversion? Hey now, some of it is objectively pretty vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:54:27 2016 No.15963028 File: 301 KB, 1200x1800, 1414000126421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963022 No, these creatures are ungodly abominations and our love of them is never to be understood by the common man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:55:36 2016 No.15963032 >>15962970 I wanna pick her up and hold her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:56:30 2016 No.15963034 >>15963028 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:56:33 2016 No.15963035 >>15963022 No, pretty much the entire fetish is creepy and perverse by normalfag standards. You've gotta take a fairly deviant outlook for us to start looking vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:59:01 2016 No.15963042 >>15963035 Monster Girls are vanilla as fuck man, and normies did Monster Musume no Nichijou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:00:02 2016 No.15963045 >>15963028 >>15963035 I think a lot of the waifufags would disagree. The fetish material is deviant, but there is plenty of loving monogamous relationship stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:01:49 2016 No.15963056 >>15963015 More like spooked about sudden surge of newfags with yuri, yoai. futa, furry whatever fetishes. And the possibility of some kind of SJW scandal about lolis, fags turning into grills and pretty much every other content

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:04:53 2016 No.15963064 File: 268 KB, 662x700, 1394397669280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963056 That's what you call doom & gloom, huh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:06:20 2016 No.15963070 >>15963064 Is it wrong to want to cuddlefuck Charon and make her blush even more?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:07:03 2016 No.15963072

>>15963042
>normies did Monster Musume no Nichijou.
What does that even mean? I'm pretty sure Crabman doesn't count as a normie.

>>15963045
>there is plenty of loving monogamous relationship stuff.
With girls with animal bits. You stray too far outside of the usual 10%/lamia/mermaids/harpies and the eyebrows just get raised higher and higher. Besides, are you really going to let people into the fetish deep enough to have waifus judge how deep down the hole they are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:07:09 2016 No.15963073 >>15963070 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:08:43 2016 No.15963079 >>15963072 I think he's referring to the fact that it got New York Times best seller a few times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:09:45 2016 No.15963087 >>15963073 But why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:10:55 2016 No.15963094 File: 75 KB, 230x300, Charon_pun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963070 Absolutely not. Just be prepared for bad puns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:13:15 2016 No.15963101 >>15963087 She's a dork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:14:58 2016 No.15963106 File: 17 KB, 237x364, 1444796657585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963101 And the people in here aren't? The poor girl is overworked and underpaid. She could use a nice guy to comfort her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:15:16 2016 No.15963109 >>15963094 But that's cute. >>15963101 You act like that makes her any less desirable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:15:20 2016 No.15963110 I'm scared.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:15:53 2016 No.15963111 >>15963110 You should be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:16:27 2016 No.15963113 >>15963110 Do you want to cuddle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:16:37 2016 No.15963114 >>15963110 Well, it IS the middle of October. The time for spooks is now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:18:14 2016 No.15963119 >>15963079 That does lend it some credit, but that was still the best seller for manga, wasn't it? And at a time when the bigger titles weren't doing so hot? You're still looking at its popularity amongst a bunch of comparative weirdos, by and large.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:19:37 2016 No.15963124 File: 596 KB, 1080x1920, 1429268902098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963110 It's okay to be scared. If you're afraid, you can conquer your fear. That is courage. People who are never afraid can never be courageous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:19:43 2016 No.15963125 If an Automaton made it to this world, do you think she would be sad with all these captchas being so prejudiced against robots?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:20:47 2016 No.15963131

>>15963110
Don't be anon. There's nothing to be afraid of.
So unlock your door, and lay down for bed. There's nothing that'd sneak into your room while you're helpless and easily raped.
And she's certainly not looking through your windows while masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:21:37 2016 No.15963132 >>15963124 >Automaton >Sad Huh? >>15963110 Good. 2017 is almost upon us.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:22:01 2016 No.15963135
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>>15963114
On that note, can you imagine how pants-shittingly terrifying some girls would be if they weren't thinkingabout sex all the time? Hell, even cheshires could be scary:
>Shape-shifters
>Invisibility
>Teleportation
>Spacail alteration
>Naturally mischievous
Just imagine the shit she could pull if she really tried to spook you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:22:03 2016 No.15963136 File: 105 KB, 500x600, Creepy crawly colored as sexily as possible.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963110 Of what? Creepy crawlies? Here, take this with your next meal and call me in the morning.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:25:14 2016 No.15963146

>>15963135
>Even
More like especially. Were it not for cocks on the mind 24/7 and wonderland logic Cheshires are basically built for jump scares.

Know what else would be terrifying? All of the undead. Nightmares too, only that wouldn't actually be real but terrifying nonetheless.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:25:33 2016 No.15963147

>>15963135
Just imagine being teased by a Cheshire for a whole month. She'd be groping you, licking you, teasing you and keeping you from jerking off to alleviate stress seemingly all the time without sleeping. Then the full moon rolls around and you find out it wasn't one Cheshire, but seven Cheshire sisters.
And now they're all in heat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:26:26 2016 No.15963150 >>15963136 Thanks Doc!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:32:34 2016 No.15963165 >>15963147 But that's not spooky, anon!

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:34:05 2016 No.15963171

>>15963165
It is when you learn this by being woken up in the middle of the night to the sight of seven pairs of eyes glowing in the dark as their naked owners fade into existence on top of you.
Knowing how sore your pelvis is going to be in the morning is probably pretty scary too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:34:18 2016 No.15963172 >>15963135 That one Cheshire mindbreak story is kind of spooky. Not in an intentionally scary way, but just Cheshires destroying a sense of self would be so simple for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:36:10 2016 No.15963174 >No mad that gets pissed when you offer her coffee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:40:11 2016 No.15963181 >>15963174 mad hatter* dammit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:42:51 2016 No.15963187 >Melon taking cheapo commissions again 12 dollydoos to draw my waifu time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:44:25 2016 No.15963190 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, mad hatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963174 How pissed are we talking? Angry customer pissed? Unnecessary rage? Going to put her shroom hat on the human worker as a fuck you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:46:22 2016 No.15963194 >>15963187 Who is your waifu and what does she do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:49:50 2016 No.15963203 >>15963190 That sounds like a very British thing to do. grated this is mad hatter >No mad hatter corrupting women so they can brew "A decent cup of tea." >No mad hatter raid on starbucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:50:01 2016 No.15963204 >>15963190 You'll be able to feel how much rage she's feeling even while she leads a civil conversation about how tea is better than coffee while giving you the most passive aggressive handjob you've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:52:28 2016 No.15963208 >>15963190 >oing to put her shroom hat on the human worker as a fuck you That's just not right. That'd be like me running through downtown with a Supersoaker full of ushi blood. Fun, but morally reprehensible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:54:51 2016 No.15963216 >>15963208 Forcibly transforming someone is a crime. Unless you have explicit consent, you don't do it. Most should probably go through the monster selection program if they want to be monsterized anyways, to choose which is the most compatible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:55:08 2016 No.15963218 >>15963204 Every time you say something to defend coffee she squeezes. >"But I like the -OW! can't you just let me have -OW! I need it for the morn- OW!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:55:37 2016 No.15963219 >>15963216 I like you. Why don't you write?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:55:49 2016 No.15963220 >>15963174 >No mad hatter that gets offended when you piss in her tea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:57:52 2016 No.15963226 >>15963208 that gave the idea of contract monsterizations Pay kunoichi to kidnap women and turn them into a monster of your choice.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:58:30 2016 No.15963228

>>15963208
Most monstergirls with such versatile transformation methods should be put on a registry and receive monthly check ups to make sure that they aren't in a dangerous mental state that might make them want to transform the human women in their lives.

Though giving it a second thought, ushi blood is basically a panacea with the added side effect of rape. Hospitals probably keep it on hand for when a human woman is on the brink of death and they're forced to resort to it in order to keep her alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:58:31 2016 No.15963229 >>15963219 Lost the motivation to write.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:59:53 2016 No.15963233 >>15963229 But you're the hero we need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:59:54 2016 No.15963234 >>15963226 >Paladinds get called in to bust underground corruption rings let by CC tanuki crimelords.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:00:49 2016 No.15963235 >>15963228 I've been thinking about how werewolves, vampires, ushis and the like could be allowed to interact with society safely. It pretty much necessitates magic that stops them from infecting people, especially in the case of ushis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:01:42 2016 No.15963239 File: 3.03 MB, 3000x2000, 1450718788509.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963234 >implying they're not already busy running protection rackets and smuggling weapons

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:01:51 2016 No.15963240 >>15963233 You don't need an old attention whore like me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:04:07 2016 No.15963245 >>15963240 You got a name stranger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:04:35 2016 No.15963246 >>15963240 Alpie? Nyanners? Historianon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:04:46 2016 No.15963247 >>15963235 Vampires would be fine, they don't like turning women. The others would be forced to live into he wild.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:04:50 2016 No.15963249 >>15963240 Then you must remake yourself into a fresh writefag. Full of hope and inspiration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:07:26 2016 No.15963256 File: 682 KB, 1200x1200, Creation is hard work.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963240 Get off yer ass ya bum!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:07:52 2016 No.15963258 >>15963246 Second one here >>15963246 Don't get mentioned a lot, that's for the best I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:09:42 2016 No.15963264 >>15963246 >Nyanners Am I the only one who read this in the voice of Niam Leeson?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:09:51 2016 No.15963266 >>15963258 As someone also mentioned there, I still believe in you. Regardless of your stance on tiger availability.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:13:59 2016 No.15963273 Cheer up old writefags. If you try real hard and believe in yourself, a write-manticore will find you. Believe.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:14:00 2016 No.15963274
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>>15963216
>provide professional counseling services for women who have been forcefully transformed
>work with monsters of various species to provide victims information they need to live their new lives
>talk to them about how their new urges and perfectly natural, and despite their physical changes they're the same person inside
>jabberwocks who can't look at their new mouths, wurms who can't control their tails, you're there to help them every step of the way
>getting pharaohs to control their command voice and convincing stubborn liches magic is real
>the less girls with a new pair of wings the better
>having to pass up converts eager to wring every drop out of semen from the man who helped them come to terms with their transformations

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:14:44 2016 No.15963276 >>15963273 I believe that whatever doesn't kill you just makes you more hated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:15:57 2016 No.15963278 >>15963276 Or maybe it just isn't finished yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:16:41 2016 No.15963281 >>15963278 What isn't finished?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:17:06 2016 No.15963282 >>15963216 Wouldn't literally everyone just go for the top 1% of monster girl species, then immediately go undead to try for lich on top of that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:19:22 2016 No.15963291 >>15963282 Don't know about the rest of you but I want a turtle

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:19:26 2016 No.15963292 >>15963281 whatever it was that didn't kill you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:20:41 2016 No.15963297 >>15963282 >top 1% Ok, I'll give you tha- >undead disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:22:20 2016 No.15963299 >>15963292 What's done is done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:23:25 2016 No.15963303 >>15963274 That would be a nice job. Teaching succubi and harpies to fly, helping new lamias to slither, and playing catch with yetis so they can control their paws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:23:51 2016 No.15963304 >>15963297 >not liking undead I'm...honestly surprised. It's been a while since I saw somebody with this particular variety of shit taste. Your kind is pretty rare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:24:06 2016 No.15963305 >>15963299 that's what you think

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:25:06 2016 No.15963309 >>15963305 What's done is done and will never be forgotten. Now there is only a cold, bitter hatred, chilling to the bone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:25:11 2016 No.15963310 >>15963304 Thankfully my shit taste is terminal. You'll have to live with yours for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:26:12 2016 No.15963315 >>15963304 There's more than a few of us that prefer not-corpses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:26:41 2016 No.15963318 >>15963310 I'll take "Savage beatdown" for 500 Alex!

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:29:59 2016 No.15963322

>>15963315
I used to hate undead grills.
But then I went through that Zombie Adventurer scene in MGQ, where the desperation to feel life and warmth inside her again translates into a 24/7 creampie addiction.
And now I think they're super-kawaii-moe-desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:31:13 2016 No.15963325 >>15963310 >>15963315 Yeah, but there's at least as many undead fags as there are people that don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:32:32 2016 No.15963326 >>15963325 <citation needed>

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:33:48 2016 No.15963329 >>15963325 Can I have a link to that survey you must have to back that up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:36:20 2016 No.15963335 >>15963322 I prefer having reciprocal warmth and someone I could have a child with without it being a really bizarre hack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:38:42 2016 No.15963341 Ok I would like some input http://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza (Line 161 onwards) It's not finished yet, Ive been wondering if I if should quicken her courrption have her deal with it that way. what do you think?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:39:28 2016 No.15963343
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I'm going to shill this here because I love Dwarves and I know you all have good taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XFwdw_qd7Y

Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about how we can fix MG Dwarves maybe?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:41:07 2016 No.15963348

>>15963326
>>15963329
The sheer number of people that post about vampires and liches and such when they become the center of discussion, verses the incredibly scant amount of dislike the draw compared to other kinds of monster girls when people do voice their dislike. It's more observation of patterns and comparison of similar patterns than anything else, but there can't be that big a contingent. Specifically people who dislike rather than simply not prefer undead girls, which I imagine is much larger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:42:08 2016 No.15963350 >>15963341 >Line 161 onwards But I haven't even read a single line of this! But as someone who enjoyed The Fly, don't make corruption quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:43:11 2016 No.15963354 >>15963348 I dislike them, but I'm also not stupid enough to shitpost about them whenever they get brought up. When those discussions come up, I just ignore the conversation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:44:33 2016 No.15963357 >>15963341 Here's some input. >line 31 >You mean this is long and horrible experience is almost over? >this is Remove the 'is'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:45:04 2016 No.15963359 >>15963354 And? Are you going to pretend like because you don't voice your dislike that there are anywhere near the number of people who dislike a thing and chose not to voice it than people who like a thing and chose to voice it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:46:38 2016 No.15963362 >>15963341 Line 45 >“I don't have eye's It's just eyes.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:46:45 2016 No.15963363
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>>15963348
By that logic hellhounds, manticores, yetis, dragons and many others are far more popular than the undead girls.

And you can't use lack of shitposting to imply anything more than apathy.

>>15963359
Good god, are you drunk. That would explain a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:47:58 2016 No.15963365 >>15963359 wut

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:48:27 2016 No.15963366 I want a zombie to laugh at my tiny penis! But I'm not even sure if zombies can laugh...

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:48:55 2016 No.15963368

>>15963335
> I prefer having reciprocal warmth
Huh. I think lizardgirls clinging to you needily like a hot water bottle on a cold night is cute as fuck; and undead just do it without scales.
> someone I could have a child with without it being a really bizarre hack
I don't see the undead thing as a hack, honestly. Mamonobama is all about supercharging the female sex organs. Making wombs work is the FIRST thing its gonna do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:51:11 2016 No.15963373 >>15963368 >I don't see the undead thing as a hack, honestly So you don't see a functioning womb in a corpse as a hack? Can't argue with stupid.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:51:52 2016 No.15963374

>>15963348
>The sheer number of people that post about vampires and liches and such when they become the center of discussion, verses the incredibly scant amount of dislike the draw compared to other kinds of monster girls when people do voice their dislike.
I suspect the lich and vamp love has nothing to do with undeath, though. Ones a qt kuudere mad scientist and the other's a suave rich aristocrat, and that's why they're liked. If they were explicitly alive I think people would like them even more.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:52:12 2016 No.15963375

>>15963363
>By that logic hellhounds, manticores, yetis, dragons and many others are far more popular than the undead girls.

Yeah, they probably are by a fair bit. The majority of the thread likes them and a small number of people dislike one or another. Most prefer one over the others and don't actively dislike any group in particular.

That said, undead are fairly popular among some of the thread given the amount of thread discussion they can take up at times. They also have significantly less readily apparent detractors, because they have proportionally less complaints about them than the other more popular MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:52:17 2016 No.15963376 >>15963368 I mean, I'm not a fan of cold-bloodedness either. >Making wombs work is the FIRST thing its gonna do. I was referring more to how the kids are born dead. Er, undead. However the blazes that works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:52:23 2016 No.15963377 >>15963373 You don't see a walking corpse as a hack? The very concept of undeath is utter bollywollocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:53:14 2016 No.15963379 >>15963373 Not him, but I can excuse it on a high-tier undead, like a Lich, Wight or Vampire, as just "magic" working in place of normal, natural functions. On lower-tiers like Zombies and Ghouls, on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:53:44 2016 No.15963380 >>15963341 Line 69 > And maybe . If one of the stronger ones finds us, we could be in trouble Don't know what happened with that period and the spaces around it, but you ought to do something about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:53:57 2016 No.15963381 >>15963374 >If they were explicitly alive I think people would like them even more. Ummm...no? That's nothing to get hung up over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:55:19 2016 No.15963382 >>15963380 mind compiling all this into one post?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:56:56 2016 No.15963387

>>15963373
I don't see a functioning womb in anything that's been mamonobama'd as a hack, no.
Mamonobama has always been about giving things magically hyperfunctional cunts. If it can turn a literal Japanese umbrella into something human-breedable, I have absolutely no trouble believing it can (re)turn a slightly mouldy human into something human-breedable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:56:59 2016 No.15963388 >>15963382 Don't really see the issue here but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:57:06 2016 No.15963389 >>15963381 Well I can't speak for him or anyone else, but that's my fundamental problem with undead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:57:31 2016 No.15963390 >>15963375 >proportionally less complaints And proportionately less popularity. Popularity and shitposting seem to go hand-in-hand on this godforsaken website. It's 4chan's version of dank memes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:57:57 2016 No.15963391 >>15963343 What was that thing? Goblin?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:58:01 2016 No.15963392

>>15963341
>line 31
>You mean this is long and horrible experience is almost over?
>this is
Remove the 'is'.
Line 45
>“I don't have eye's
It's just eyes.
Line 69
> And maybe . If one of the stronger ones finds us, we could be in trouble
Don't know what happened with that period and the spaces around it, but you ought to do something about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:58:23 2016 No.15963395 >>15963343 I think they are fine as is!

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:59:34 2016 No.15963399

>>15963343
Not gonna lie that movie actually looks pretty awesome. As for fixing MG dwarves I have some ideas but I'm pretty sure all of them would be considered heresy.
One would be making them busty, curvy shortstacks.
DFC is perfectly fine but dwarves just never struck me as DFC material

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:00:03 2016 No.15963402 >>15963391 No clue what's happening there, but I like the idea. Dwarves stuck down in a collapsed mine makes for more compelling story-telling than another epic "let's save the world from the evil overlord" story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:00:24 2016 No.15963404 >>15963390 Undead are kind of popular though. The point I was getting at with the 'proportionally less complains' is that they get less dislike relative to more popular MGs. The ratio is lower, or it seems like it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:01:11 2016 No.15963407 >>15962107 There's an increase in new artists lately, greentext stories exist as usual, there's still various writers around doing their thing. There's still drama over nothing and everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:04:06 2016 No.15963412 >>15963274 >>15963216 This is the kind of stuff I want to read more about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:05:53 2016 No.15963413 >>15963404 If I had to guess based on thread saturation and the density of post chains, I'd say there are probably 5-7 anons who would rate the undead as their waifu or within their top three.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:07:06 2016 No.15963416

>>15963341
[179]
>trashing of my like
Thrashing of my life?

[183]
>“You will shut up and listen! I refuse to be belittled for something that was both our fault!” Kenneth was trying his best not to shout and scream. If the scared look on her face was anything to go by, he was failing.

Ken's already "all but roared" in [179] and using two exclamation marks in one line of dialogue makes it pretty clear he's already screaming. It might be better to cut out the middle sentence.

[199]
>thought
fought

[201]
>along the lines of agreement
"In agreement" just sounds better here.

[203]
>but me down
Put me down
>on your back and call
Beck and call

>She got angry at you because you expected me to be on your back and call when you treat others like trash and what's worse you only physical resisted when she decided to corrupt you and it was clear I couldn't stop her

This whole line's kinda muddled and needs to be broken up at "what's worse."

[207]
“As a warrior and mercenary, I've learned not to fear to lose to the monsters or even dying, but the very fact that she could have beaten me in a blink.
Losing to the monsters.
But the fact is she could have beaten me.

[211]
>haft
Have

[217]
>read
Red

[219]
>happing
Happening

[221]
>t take
To take

[229]
Needs a question mark after "What do you mean"
>Hat dirt
She isn't wearing a hat

[231]
No comma before Bellworth

[233]
>eye
Eyes

>she probably did
Probably already had.

[235]
>I this is sudden
I know?
>The sooner we get might be a chance to fix this problem.
I think you just rushed this part.

[237]
>visibly shaking
You don't need the adverb here.

[239]
>the
They

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:08:17 2016 No.15963418 >>15963388 I have to leave the tread for a bit and i want it all in one place when i get to correcting it. Thanks for pointing these out. Grammarly could only do so much

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:09:12 2016 No.15963421

>>15963418
Well since someone else picked things up since your update, I'll just throw these in.
Line 91
>as for is opponent
Should be his.
Line 101
>One should be proud to gain the attention one of the Lilim.
Should be "gain the attention of one of the Lilim".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:10:27 2016 No.15963423 >>15963413 It'd probably be more it you only specified Lich or vampire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:13:05 2016 No.15963427 >>15963343 Goddamn this looks atmospheric as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:17:30 2016 No.15963439 What is the Minmaxer perk from T.O.M.E. actually good for?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:18:41 2016 No.15963440

>>15963343
I've seen enough really old B-movies to know that movie is probably going to completely suck ass. The whole trailer is in a cave and the characters seem to just be mindlessly stumbling around. It's about as interesting as actually just going into a cave myself and waving a torch around while getting spooked by cobwebs or something. The only hope is if the characters are actually interesting, but they look like bland as shit stereotypical greedy Dwarves that dug too deep.

I'd still watch it, though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:20:46 2016 No.15963446

>>15963440
Here's who the characters are:
>BRENN - Large, muscular, tattooed, and rugged, Brenn has been a miner all of his life and a pretty good one at that. Think of him as your veteran factory worker. Relying on alcohol/tobacco to deal with life's problems, he constantly sees himself as a "victim" to the fantastical "man", and because of which, cannot take responsibility for a myriad of terrible life decisions. All of which aide to his antagonistic nature and caustic views towards most things. As cynical as he is, Brenn is just as naive. He dislikes the arduous, monotony nature of mining but also feels it is honorable work-- especially in dwarven culture. These render the worker dwarf emotionally unstable and a bit of a loose canon. We come to find though, that all the aggression is just a mask to protect his benevolent, tender nature in what Brenn sees-- as a harsh world.
>CALCAS - If there was a black sheep within the mining company, Calcas is it. As an ex-accountant with a questionable past and questionable loyalties; he is an enigmatic, cryptic figure. The pragmatic dwarf's intelligence and demeanor alienate him from the other dwarves initially. It isn't until the confinements of the mine and the stress of their force interaction. Calcas is the smallest of the three and the most aware. His insider relationship with the forewoman Drusso (a human) makes Brenn suspicious of Calcas' intentions, and rightfully so, as there is something that Calcas is not telling Brenn and Odryd about their joint fates.
>ODRYD - Married early with five kids, Odryd is a "family dwarf" by default. Although he floats from job to job (with mining being his latest) he is not as rough or as seasoned as one may think. He is impressionable and naive. However, Odyd is also probably the most charming due to his natural optimism. Empathetic, nice, and cautious, Odryd never necessarily does anything poorly, but he doesn't do anything particularly well either. He is the middle man linking Brenn and Calcas together... So much so that he eventually feels as though he is the odd man out.
>DRUSSO - A byproduct of nepotism, Drusso is a human from the "Capital" -- the largest metropolis in Rye. She came into a position of power when her uncle bought the mining company. As a result, many of the native, dwarven miners greatly resent her (Brenn especially). The progressive Capital is a threat to both the dwarves' more primitive culture, as well as their main economic industry. For example, humans have been unable breath underground until their most recent oxygen purifying gas mask (don Drusso's head gear). Consequently, Drusso’s character faces scrutiny from his miners due to her unknown intentions and loyalties. She suffers a head injury during the collapse and struggles to stay alert in wake of the group's crisis. She does, however, wake to have one, very important conversation with Calcas.

I'd say they're interesting characters beyond just being greedy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:23:54 2016 No.15963450 >>15963413 I really like the undead. I wouldn't want to exist forever because the thought of it is terrifying, but otherwise they just do it for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:26:03 2016 No.15963454 >>15963418 >Grammarly could only do so much Here's an idea, try to find someone to proofread for you. A human is far better than some computer program at proofreading. You could even try the wordpress discord, a bunch of writefags hang out on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:35:39 2016 No.15963473 File: 543 KB, 960x919, tumblr_oeyqrbmRYH1stljsho1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:37:15 2016 No.15963476 File: 97 KB, 1024x871, 1393538551483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963473 Old sketch of a Moth in distress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:40:20 2016 No.15963479 >>15962107 Same as usual, but we have fewer writers these days.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:45:51 2016 No.15963488

>>15963446
The description of Brenn especially strikes me was rather complex. Jerk with a Heart of Gold, that's dime-a-dozen. But combining this with the other contradictions both in his attitude towards his work and life in general makes for a fascinating sounding character.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:46:22 2016 No.15963490 >>15962732 >E2046 should be delivering this beauty to us soon though Uh, what? They've been selling them for over half a year, and that's a second wave. Unless you mean they've ran out of them again by now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:50:23 2016 No.15963499 >>15963488 Plus he's named after a kick-ass LMG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:52:10 2016 No.15963504 >>15963454 They're not going to help you tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 05:56:56 2016 No.15963516 >>15963504 It was just an idea. I don't go there often so I'm not sure how they'd react.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:01:17 2016 No.15963523 >>15963516 I was just being an asshole. Of course they'd help. Writefags are one of the few ki9nds of people who actually care about writefags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:03:49 2016 No.15963526 >>15963516 The writers are pretty helpful, it's worth a shot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:07:58 2016 No.15963540 >>15963473 >tumbrl DELET ZIS Artist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:11:57 2016 No.15963547 >>15963540 http://magnificentmicrowave.tumblr.com/ He's been doing a monster girl a day for October, not all of them are MGE related but a good amount of them are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:13:25 2016 No.15963548 >>15963547 >egg What, is she funny or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:17:56 2016 No.15963556 >>15963547 That layout is horrible. I can't see shit. Why tumbrlfags like doing this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:21:31 2016 No.15963565 >>15963556 On blogs like that I just prefer to use the archive feature since it uses the default style, doesn't change the fact that it's disgusting though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:45:33 2016 No.15963615 How much is too much when it comes to Oppai lolis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:47:49 2016 No.15963619 >>15963615 Not larger than their chest. That's atleast where my limit goes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:48:34 2016 No.15963621 >>15963615 Hobgoblin size is perfect. Anything over that and it tends to get too much for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:55:24 2016 No.15963632 >>15963619 As a whole or individually? >>15963621 That's nice, big rump and thick thighs to go with them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 06:58:11 2016 No.15963639 >>15963615 It has to be appropriate to their hips and butt. A loli with huge tits and no ass makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:01:47 2016 No.15963649 >>15963639 Assuming she has a big rear to accompany it, how big is too big? When she looks like an oversized hourglass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:02:22 2016 No.15963652 File: 1.18 MB, 1400x1600, 52575014_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15963615 About here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:07:27 2016 No.15963668 >>15963649 When their thighs aren't thick enough for the ass to look natural is when they're to big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:08:48 2016 No.15963671 >>15963615 Oppai loli is never okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:13:50 2016 No.15963687 >>15963652 Cute, although pink needs to get her rear in gear and get a better booty >>15963668 So pretty big then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:16:40 2016 No.15963694 >>15963343 Whatever you do, don't give them beards.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:24:36 2016 No.15963719
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>Ah! I got the date of the convergence all wrong last time! They'll be so pissed that I forgot to carry the one!
Looks like the Great Convergence won't be happening on our lifetimes. Blame this silly little fish for giving us false hope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:26:42 2016 No.15963726 >>15963671 Oppai lolis are great, especially when they have muscle

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:28:35 2016 No.15963733 >>15963719 >on IN our lifetimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:32:13 2016 No.15963741 >>15963632 individually

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:34:40 2016 No.15963748 >>15963741 Ok, still fairly big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:39:12 2016 No.15963765 >>15963719 >worshiping a low-tier """"god"""" like cthulhu when the king in yellow loves you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:47:34 2016 No.15963783 >>15963748 I just realized I meant to say both but I messed up. I'm still semi-okay with oppai lolis that are that big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:50:38 2016 No.15963788 >>15963783 Would she wear a dress that pushes them together?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:54:26 2016 No.15963803 >>15963788 That or some form of strap. She would try and make it so she doesn't have to push them together with her hands when I want to tity fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:56:26 2016 No.15963809 >>15963803 Maybe one of those German barmaid dresses? An Oppai loli dragon in one of those would be great

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:00:51 2016 No.15963828 >>15963809 That sounds amazing. Then again, oppai loli dragon is amazing to begin with. What other clothing would be good with what oppai loli?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:02:30 2016 No.15963833 >>15963828 School swimsuits that don't quite fit their chests A nice China dress Sweaters

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:05:23 2016 No.15963837 >>15963828 birthday suit :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:08:00 2016 No.15963844 >>15963833 >School swimsuits that don't quite fit their chests If I had a oppai loli I would make her wear one all the time. Damn that’s good. Would you prefer a full body one or a bikini? I would prefer a full body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:21:00 2016 No.15963871 File: 652 KB, 1000x1000, 1438775783098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You've finally arrived. But our records don't show from where.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:33:57 2016 No.15963897 Do we have a Displacer Beast -chan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:43:21 2016 No.15963926 >>15963392 >>15963416 All faults taken care off, Thanks for taking your time to do this

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:46:34 2016 No.15963938

I had a dream that I was dragged onto a deserted island with a few other dudes to participate as prey for a hunting game for monstergirls. If they caught us, they kept us. It was like an arranged marriage, only expedited.

We holed ourselves up in a cabin a bit away from the shore. I left the cabin to find something to eat, felt something hit my back pretty damn hard, and then I woke up on the floor.

I think a survival game against monstergirls would be pretty intense if you actually wanted to fight it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:48:08 2016 No.15963941 >>15963938 Care to write a story about a group of single guys loosed on to a tropical island with some single ladies in pursuit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:54:58 2016 No.15963960 >>15963871 Morrowind needs a monstergirl mod. And to work properly on windows 10. God I hate windows 10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:56:11 2016 No.15963965 >>15963960 It crashes every time I exit but that's not too bad, otherwise it's just Bethesda being Bethesda. Now answer the nice lady's question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:56:14 2016 No.15963966 >>15963938 I had a dream like that once, only it was in an abandoned town.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:00:11 2016 No.15963983

>>15963938
>/mgt/ trapped on an island
>HFY-chan covers himself with mud and starts sharpening punji sticks
>dragonfags get in a brawl over who gets the rarest waifu
>alpanon goes full whimsy and runs off into the jungle, nobody bothers following him
>various Anons wandering around yelling how scary it is to be all on their own and how they're so worried that X species could jump them at any time
>anubisfags write "rape us" on the beach in hieroglyphs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:01:43 2016 No.15963992 >>15963938 >>15963966 They're helping you prepare. >>15963983 Alp IS a Dragonfag, anon.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:05:55 2016 No.15964004

>>15963983
>various Anons wandering around yelling how scary it is to be all on their own and how they're so worried that X species could jump them at any time

>Oh how scary it would be if a lich suddenly appeared and trapped me with her magic and did some "horrible" experiments on me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:13:31 2016 No.15964019 >>15963983 >Dragonfags get in their own battle royale >A bunch of low level monster surround them, waiting for an opportunity to grab the losers I can see this happening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:19:33 2016 No.15964032 >>15963871 I come from under the hill.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:23:08 2016 No.15964035
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>Tfw no shy elf wife
>You start whispering naughy things to her ears while rubbing the other making her blush tomato red
>She suddenly pins you and starts making out like a succubus in heat

what is the best way to corrupt a pure elf?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:25:47 2016 No.15964042 >>15963983 I think it would be funny to see how various writefags would act in that situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:27:25 2016 No.15964046 >>15964042 I would only be afraid if the oc lilims are real

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:27:34 2016 No.15964047 >>15964042 I served in the army. I know how to do this. First we spread out in a chain with about 20 meter spaces between us. Then we drop our pants and wait for the ladies to find us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:30:32 2016 No.15964050 >>15964046 The way I see it they're only canon if KC approves, due to their importance in the setting. So in other words only Mari is "official" and she seems to go for huge bear men, so most of us would be safe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:31:25 2016 No.15964052 >>15964035 Ears too small.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:31:42 2016 No.15964054 >>15964046 >OC lilim hunger games to see which one becomes real

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:36:26 2016 No.15964072 [SPOILER]

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>>15963871
Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be 'recorded' before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice. is. yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:37:44 2016 No.15964076 >>15964072 We need lewd versions of the class generation questions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:43:40 2016 No.15964094 >You'll never plant a trail of kisses on your MG waifu's body like Gomez does for Morticia I'll bet my waifu would be laugh and giggle from it 'cause she's ticklish, though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:46:55 2016 No.15964108

>>15963256
And now I'm thinking about how easy and cheap it would be to get a bunch of fairies smashed to make yourself an onahole orgy. Noice.

>>15963282
Considering I'd gladly take a dark priest or host, no. Waifus aren't supposed to be status symbols.

>>15963387
>Mamonobama has always been about giving things magically hyperfunctional cunts.
More like magically instilling the desire to breed into things. With the exception of pests like large mice and the like, most MG have comparatively low reproduction rates; if their cuts are hyper functional it's for wringing out semen, not necessarily making babies with it.

Undead breeding is definitely still a hack, just one you might be able to handwave away due to the setting. There's another question to be asked here too, though: even if you ignore dead wombs making children, how do dead children grow? Lichen have something somewhat reasonable set up, but the rest? The entire thing is a bit handwavy.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:49:07 2016 No.15964115 [SPOILER]

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>>15964076
"Battlemages are wizard-warriors, trained in both lethal loving and heavily armored in waifus. They sacrifice mobility and versatility for the ability to

supplement hugs and kisses with elemental headpats and summoned waifus."

>>15964094
>This plays in your head manually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnLbBzzVJbI

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:51:29 2016 No.15964121 >>15964115 >Battlemages Hey that's the class I play!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 09:59:15 2016 No.15964144 >>15964094 Mine would get sleepy eyes and a loving smile with a high chance of winghugs and tail wraps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:00:25 2016 No.15964148 File: 322 KB, 800x725, 1454472014139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964121 How does it feel like, wandering the lands armoured in your waifu and dispensing justice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:03:06 2016 No.15964157 File: 95 KB, 710x620, 1429359135604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964148 It makes me feel good enough to want to declare cheese for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:04:00 2016 No.15964162 >>15964054 Isn't mari the only fighter out the 4?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:06:17 2016 No.15964167 >>15964162 I'm talking about every OC lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:06:44 2016 No.15964168 >>15964042 The dont know me, I shall seclude my self with some fruit trees and telleveryone to piss off

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:08:57 2016 No.15964177 File: 411 KB, 1000x1000, 62aa9e8b54c78f41f1530aa358d527c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964052 better?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:09:24 2016 No.15964179 >>15964042 I'd be more worried for the waifufags like Gazerfag, Miiafag or Wockfag or even KDF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:09:46 2016 No.15964180 >>15964167 what I mean is that mari is the only one of them thats known for fighting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:33:33 2016 No.15964255 >>15960362 This Bapho is total heresy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:38:10 2016 No.15964268 >>15964255 The oneesabbath is super strong in her. I want to get bullied by an absurdly strong older sister. I want her to get protective of me and even scare off hellhounds. Wonder if she's got an /ss/ complex instead.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:38:12 2016 No.15964269

>>15964255
What if I told you that she was born as the younger sister to the Baphomet that leads the Sabbath proper? If she was relentlessly teased and bullied for her buxom figure?

What if she found a group of like-minded ara aras, and formed the Council of Nee-sans that evolved into and now rules the Onee-Sabbath, with her as their secret leader?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:41:24 2016 No.15964279 >>15964177 Ears are super important for regulating body heat, you know. Wonder if elves have some super cute earmuffs. Being forest dwellers and all, they must get cold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:42:10 2016 No.15964281 >>15963938 As always, sublime blog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:42:14 2016 No.15964282 File: 30 KB, 640x480, Knife Ear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964279 These things could get frostbitten pretty easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:45:12 2016 No.15964294 How do you protect the ears of a floppy-eared girl like a Kiki or a Kobold?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:46:39 2016 No.15964300 >>15964294 They're closer to the head and thus not as exposed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:47:15 2016 No.15964303 >>15964300 That doesn't mean they don't get cold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:48:14 2016 No.15964309 >>15964294 you simply stroke them gently. if your kiki's face goes red, don't worry. Remember not to pull or pinch, they're very sensitive!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:49:36 2016 No.15964317 >>15964294 husband-made earmuffs that look like antlers for an added christmas theme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:49:37 2016 No.15964318 >>15961326 That is incredibly good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:50:20 2016 No.15964321 >>15961376 I order her to calm down and tell me what happened If she refuses I make the shoggoth eat her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:50:46 2016 No.15964322 File: 306 KB, 532x800, source is Poison Elves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964177 Elf ears are like fox tails. You can probably have enough, but then you're not the Alpha Mofu Ball.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:52:15 2016 No.15964327 >>15964282 Remember that touching an elf's ears is tantamount to a marriage proposal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:53:09 2016 No.15964336 >>15964322 way too big senpai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:53:53 2016 No.15964337 >>15964322 could you please not waste our image limit on this ugly piece of work? delete post is at the bottom of the page.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:54:25 2016 No.15964339 File: 130 KB, 1174x1488, ef5432cc9e32d18fc84cb3cf1be64467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964035 >tfw proactive dark elf wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:54:45 2016 No.15964342 >>15963473 Short haired moth is cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 10:59:28 2016 No.15964357 >>15964294 Maybe like those hats with the long flaps that wrap under your chin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:03:02 2016 No.15964362 >>15964339 >Just fapped >Come to the thread to get a screenfull of this Damn it, penis. If you just waited

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:03:38 2016 No.15964363 >>15964337 (you)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:03:44 2016 No.15964364 >>15964362 You're still young; you can do more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:05:21 2016 No.15964369 >>15964364 But I just had a shower to wash off And I'm trying to cut down anyhow

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:05:43 2016 No.15964370 >>15964363 He isn't wrong. Ugly western shit like >>15964322 has no place here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:06:07 2016 No.15964373 File: 1.97 MB, 1920x1080, bc62bcfe1a8393070384291511148567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never have a harem of mass produced titty monster automatons

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:09:12 2016 No.15964379 >>15964373 Good

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:10:03 2016 No.15964383 >>15964370 There's nothing wrong with posting western art I think. The problem is that most of it is shit, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:19:21 2016 No.15964405 >>15963615 Arekishi-tier is perfect for oppai loli. But no larger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:23:09 2016 No.15964415 Oppai lolis in breast bondage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:24:24 2016 No.15964418 File: 248 KB, 480x604, slayers_naga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15960362 That bapho reminds me of someone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:24:51 2016 No.15964420 >>15964415 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:25:31 2016 No.15964421 File: 339 KB, 635x903, 992010edc866f76b2414c55d3729fab6.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964415 So just with regular clothing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:27:09 2016 No.15964428 >>15964421 No, naked except for the ropes on her tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:30:14 2016 No.15964441 >>15964294 Heavy armor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:32:07 2016 No.15964447 >>15964415 What's up with the oppai loli posting? It wasn't this active before.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:33:17 2016 No.15964449

>>15964441
>Working at the retail store
>Suddenly hear the sound of something extremely heavy
>Clang clang clang CLANG CLANG CLANG
>Look in bewilderment at the walking armoury
>It flips open its helmet
>It's the Kiki that comes here often
>"Uhm, you seem to be out of cleaning products."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:34:16 2016 No.15964452 >>15964447 There is a small number of oppai loli lovers in this thread. Sometimes they all happen to post at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:36:05 2016 No.15964458 Sir, uh...there's some weird looking women with monster features coming out of a portal out here, raping everybody. Should we be worried? ...You there, sir?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:36:25 2016 No.15964461 >>15964279 Oversized Weresheep wooly earmuffs to keep them warm and sleepy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:37:40 2016 No.15964469 >>15964180 Victoria seems to be heading that way

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:39:31 2016 No.15964480 >>15964452 Still, they seen to be more active lately. Hello there oppai loli lovers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:40:44 2016 No.15964485 >>15964480 Hi anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:41:01 2016 No.15964488 >>15964449 >Walking your armored kbold around town It would be something like FMA I guess.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:41:39 2016 No.15964492

>>15963938
Your eyes are pried open by the creaking of old steel, and the crash of flowing water, accented by the pecks of rain against cold steel. Shivering, and sneezing, you look around the dimly-lit room, and spot a similarly unfortunate person across the room.

"Hey, you got any idea where we are? Other than a boat, that is." He speaks with a quivering tongue.

You shake your head.

He sighs. "Do you at least remember what you were doing before you fell asleep?"

You shake your head once more. You could've sworn that you were lying comfortably in your bed at home before waking up here, though.

Then, a loud bang, almost like thunder, but far too close. Then another. And another.

"Someone must be raising hell." The stranger remarks. You turn to see what he's staring at. It's a large, cast-iron door, without even a hint of rust. Instinctively, you walk towards it, but the stranger stops you halfway. "That thing ain't movin. Learned that the hard way. All we can do is wait."

Then, almost as if it were on cue, the door bursts open. From the entrance comes a woman, built like a skyscraper. Her white horns gleam with malice, and a paintbrush tail swings behind her as she marches toward you. She grabs you by the shirt, and hoists you up as if you were a paperweight. "Hey, you're kinda cute lookin'." she grunts. You turn toward the stranger, hoping to grasp what just happened, but he's just as confused.

The woman lets out a hearty laugh, almost like a female Santa Claus. "What? You ain't seen a monster before?" She looks at the stranger. "I didn't know we had two of y'all in here. Yer a bit to old for me, though. I'll send someone down for you in a bit." Her fiery eyes return to you. "You, on the other hand..." her smile radiates a feeling of intense hunger. "We're gonna have some fun."

She carries you with one arm, pressing your face against her bulky chest as she walks through the door and slams it shut behind her. Her warmth, and the sweet smell of her skin comes as a surprise to you, given her attitude. If her grapple wasn't squeezing the air out of your lungs right now, you would probably be quite comfortable.

"Y'know, you're so adorable, if The Lady hadn't warned me not to, I woulda taken you for myself." She ruffles your hair with a massive hand. You can almost feel condensation forming as she puffs breaths of hot, humid air down the back of your neck.

Eventually, you arrive in a lavish office space, decorated with crimson carpets, mahogany furnishings, and bright oil lanterns. The bull-woman sets you down in a chair, in front of the desk of a particularly pale woman in an expensive-looking suit.

"Greetings." She speaks with a calmness that reminds you of looking at your reflection in a puddle of water. "Tabitha, would you kindly?" She motions the giantess to exit.

"Alright, alright. See ya, cutie." She winks, before marching off, closing the wooden door behind her.

"Now," the secretary speaks, "you may be a bit alarmed, but do not worry. We're only running an experiment. I'm very sure you'll enjoy participating, even if our methods are a bit forceful." She slides a piece of print towards you. "Just sign here."

You take a moment to scan over the document.

]HOUSE OF LADY ECHIDNA BREEDING PROJECT SUBJECT WAIVER

]I, _______________, hereby consent to the use of my body, mind, and spirit to help further the honorable efforts of Lady Echidna.

]I offer my body in a game of skill to the monsters under House Echidna, in which I will spend 30 days, no more, no less, with my feet firmly planted upon the ground of the Estate of Lady Echidna at all times. I have the right to evade, or resist my assailants, but I shall not do them "serious or fatal" harm, as defined below*. If I feel my life is threatened, I will not hesitate to report my discomfort to Lady Echidna herself.

]If I am caught, I will accept that my captor is my wife-to-be, and live the rest of my days happily in her care, and raise 2 (or more) children under her name. I will not flee, and I will not harm her or her children.

]*Serious or fatal harm includes any injury with the intent to impair or end the life of another. Punching, kicking, shoving, or battering is permissible, but only under the circumstance that blows are not struck to the head, breast or groin, and that they do not break bone.

]By signing this, I acknowledge that I have read and agree to these terms and conditions.

"Of course, you don't have to sign it." The secretary adds. "You know our strength, and if you wish to surrender immediately, we will gladly give you a loving wife of your choosing. But, if you would like to return home, this is your only option." Her voice had transitioned into a grim, sadistic sneer. Her cold gaze cut through to the back of your head.

What would you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:42:09 2016 No.15964493 File: 656 KB, 2852x1436, 1474568805017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964421 I want an Automaton with that body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:43:45 2016 No.15964504 >>15964492 Christ, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:46:29 2016 No.15964514 >>15964485 What monster do you think oppai loli goes best? Do you have a little big waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:46:30 2016 No.15964515 >>15964492 It's been a while since I've seen a cyoa. monitoring this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:48:08 2016 No.15964523 >>15964492 There's no way I could win that. I surrender.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:48:14 2016 No.15964524 >>15964458 Jenkins. What did I tell you about Protocol-69? Apply that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:49:43 2016 No.15964533 >>15964514 I don't know about best, to me my waifu is the best when she takes an oppai loli potion. She's a Kobold.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:49:54 2016 No.15964535

>>15964461
>Elf waifu in winter
>Can barely hear anything due to wearing thick earmuffs 24/7 to protect her ears
>Have to yell so she can hear
>Sleepy and cold, doesn't want to leave bed while bundled under 4 blankets to keep warm
>Demands hot breakfast in bed with hot cocoa
>Curses those dirty Yukionnas everyday as she trudges through 2 feet of snow

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:54:22 2016 No.15964561 >>15964524 Okay, we've performed complete lockdown and called off armed response for self-defense, but what about these monsterwomen raping everybody? What do we do about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:55:49 2016 No.15964568 File: 830 KB, 2480x3859, 1476170109684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964255 It's okay, the superior version still exists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:56:40 2016 No.15964570 >>15964561 I think this guy seems to have misunderstood a couple of things. 1. This thread is not for roleplaying. 2. Monster Girls are for loving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:57:10 2016 No.15964572 >reading lanternons pastes The succubi thing was pretty cool and I get that they have bumps in their vagina for more sensation, but what the hell is a grasping cervix going to do? I bet it is really obvious and I'm going to feel stupid

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:57:40 2016 No.15964575
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>>15964514
Maybe Monster Girl Quest has twisted me somewhat, but I quite like oppai loli angels. I just like the idea of a paladin with a little oppai loli guardian angel to guide him and temper his natural Deus Vult! tendencies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 11:57:46 2016 No.15964576 >>15964570 >Being thread police Eh, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:01:02 2016 No.15964589 >>15964570 This. >>15964576 Before you complain about people enforcing "posting standards", please note that RP is loathed both here and site-wide on top of being a bannable offense. So you should be the one that fucks off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:01:49 2016 No.15964593 >>15964515 I wasn't actually planning on a cyoa, just a burst of autistic energy

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:11:06 2016 No.15964615

>>15964572
It shows up with some frequency in H manga, although why I like it so much is less clear. Having the cervix kiss the tip of your dick looks pleasurable, maybe creates a bit of suction, suggests the womans body itself is greedy/hungry for you, and locks an ideal angle for insemination.
I really like that and heart pupils. Maybe I'm really into unconscious displays of affection manifesting physically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:14:50 2016 No.15964630 >>15964615 When you put it that way I can see it being fun. Succubi really don't get enough love here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:18:54 2016 No.15964639 >>15964576 He is right. Burn in hell desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:21:21 2016 No.15964646 >>15964576 He's right in this instance and I'd usually tell those "thread police" style threads to fuck off, the post he responded to was embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:22:35 2016 No.15964650 >>15964492 that's enough text for two tl;dr's

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:27:10 2016 No.15964659 File: 3.17 MB, 2400x2600, 1447487475562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People of Earth, give me your power!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:27:34 2016 No.15964661 >>15964561 This reminds me of that stupid Halo style RP we had here not too long ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:28:14 2016 No.15964665 >>15964661 Don't make me remember

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:28:57 2016 No.15964668 >>15964659 Would giving upsies work instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:29:35 2016 No.15964670 >>15964668 Well you would technically be lending her your strength.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:32:01 2016 No.15964678 File: 869 KB, 1991x803, 1471990175711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You won't disappoint her right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:33:06 2016 No.15964682 >>15964535 Custom sized earmuff business would boom during winter, different sizes for elves, anubis, kobold, and other odd ears Make headphone earmuffs for elves who need to wear them all day

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:33:57 2016 No.15964686

>>15964615
From what I've read some researchers think the purpose of the female orgasm is to make the vagina and cervix convulse to encourage a male orgasm/pull in more cum.

A cervix that starts grabbing on its own would have a good chance of swallowing more semen (which would aid the spirit energy digestion in succubi if it needs to enter the womb) and as a side effect would probably make the vagina contract around the guys dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:34:54 2016 No.15964692 >>15964678 My entire existence would disappoint her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:35:45 2016 No.15964696 >>15964678 That is a smile too fragile for me to protect. I will get to work on my own fantasy setting right now, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:36:03 2016 No.15964698 >>15964678 I would on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:36:12 2016 No.15964699 >>15964686 >the purpose of the female orgasm is to make the vagina and cervix convulse to encourage a male orgasm/pull in more cum. >literally milking your dick for every drop its worth So this is the power of humanity

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:38:13 2016 No.15964706 >>15964678 Image hash, google and idqb have nothing source

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:38:57 2016 No.15964710 >>15964682 I wonder if elves would prefer something like ear socks. That's a lot of length to keep pressed against the head longterm. The same would probably go for feline/canine types too unless you for something with a shell like you mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:38:57 2016 No.15964711 >>15964678 "Hey, won't you be mine?" "Ah... eh.....?" "I-is that a No?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:39:37 2016 No.15964714 File: 2.27 MB, 632x1800, Purest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964692 Don't worry, Monster Girls would love you no matter what >>15964698 You're the real monster here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:40:42 2016 No.15964719 >>15964706 The Jabberwock doujin by stealth changing line Some anon just scanned the whole thing recently in this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:40:47 2016 No.15964721 >>15964706 You should try harder, Anon. It's in the beginning of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:42:38 2016 No.15964728 >>15964706 See >>15961349

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:43:07 2016 No.15964730 File: 140 KB, 340x430, bite.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a vampire will never bite you why live

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:43:42 2016 No.15964734 >>15964730 Because I don't want to get bit by one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:43:59 2016 No.15964735 >>15964721 >>15964728 somehow the image didn't show up I think I hid all images somehow Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:46:34 2016 No.15964743 >>15964710 A wrap around headband would work too, but it's all preference, most elves would probably sacrifice function for fashion and get what looks good

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:46:39 2016 No.15964745

>>15964714
Title： Welcome to a mysterious country

JW: Good morning

MC: Where ar- My room.... It was a dream, but it wasn't a dream.

JW: we were synchronized using the metal key, then

JW: I'll ask again, would you.... with me....

JW: Sleep with me once more?

Square box: There's only a single answer to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:50:17 2016 No.15964764 >>15964745 Jabber a cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:50:35 2016 No.15964765 I want to keep a Jabberwock in a cage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:52:14 2016 No.15964772 Ok anon, What is your waifu's name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:55:06 2016 No.15964783 >>15964772 Emi

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:56:47 2016 No.15964790 >>15964772 Someone's in the kitchen with Dii-ana~ Someone's in the kitchen I knoo-ow~ Strumming on the old banjo-oh~ Going fee-i-fiddley-i-oh, fee-i-fiddley-i-oo-oh-ooh~

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:58:07 2016 No.15964797 >>15964772 Emilia and no, she is not an elf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:58:30 2016 No.15964799 >>15964659 She sounds cool

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:59:52 2016 No.15964807 >>15964745 >It was a dream, but it wasn't a dream. >JW: we were synchronized using the metal key, then WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:01:06 2016 No.15964815 >>15964772 Irina

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:01:50 2016 No.15964820 >>15964807 If you dream with a monster and she has a special key she might become real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:02:10 2016 No.15964821 >>15964772 Ophelia

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:04:15 2016 No.15964830 >>15964797 But how did you manage to make a half elf?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:04:22 2016 No.15964831 >>15964772 Akemi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:08:05 2016 No.15964839 >>15964830 Oh yeah, I forgot she was a half elf, but my waifu isn't that either.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:08:40 2016 No.15964842

>>15964807
Honestly no clue, I just translate it using my fifth grade japanese skills

Here's the entire translation

夢だけど夢じゃなかった

夢: dream
だけど: Although/despite
じゃなかった: Was not

この金の鍵で同期させたんだ

この: This
金: Metal
の:Possesive particle, similar to 'of' makes the previous word an attribute of the following word 金の鍵： metal of key= key of metal
鍵: key
で: indicates a means used to do something, also a fuck ton of other uses
同期: literally means "Same period" I used synchronize since it referred to a verb
させたんだ: was made to do something with a んだ ending indicating emphatic emphasis

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:08:43 2016 No.15964843 >>15964783 >>15964797 Emilia is an extremely cute name and I plan to name my daughter that. >>15964772 Mina

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:13:15 2016 No.15964856 >>15963983 >Pessimist anons just sit down and wait to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:13:20 2016 No.15964857 File: 39 KB, 638x1015, GLAURUNG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a mean black Wurm to play mindgames with me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:16:05 2016 No.15964860 >>15964857 Go away faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:17:11 2016 No.15964861 >>15964842 Oh god, fuck japanese, I have no clue how you managed to learn it Are you hiding your zipangu waifu from us anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:19:30 2016 No.15964863 >>15964860 I just want a Black Wurm, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:20:52 2016 No.15964866 >>15963983 >HFY-chan covers himself with mud and starts sharpening punji sticks Seeing as Monster girls don't exist in this world I'd say he has the best idea.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:23:12 2016 No.15964872

>>15964772
That's private but I can tell you that I used a modified alphabet and just used her species' name and then finished it up myself to make it sound good

You can't make up all of your waifu but you can't have no control either, it's all about reaching that perfect balance where your waifu is a perfect fit for yourself and she still has traits that you did not come up with
How I gave her a name reflect that philosophy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:25:17 2016 No.15964875 >>15961217 yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:25:42 2016 No.15964876 >>15964772 Anya/Anna

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:27:28 2016 No.15964878 File: 2.38 MB, 1431x1000, Wock Extra Bits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964842 Does it explain the Metal Key in the other comic?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:32:18 2016 No.15964887

>>15964861
I actually quit 4chan for a year and dropped out of uni for a semester to focus exclusively on studying this fucking language. I spent most of my days covered in grammar books and listening comprehension tapes in a local library. Completely honest here, it's not worth it. It's fun, but considering the time I've spent and the sacrifices I've made I wish I had chosen a more productive hobby like fucking anything else related to business and economy. Japanese isn't even worth shit in the real world since weeaboos are plentiful and normies can learn the language for free using JET or other teaching programs.

I should be studying for the JLPT N1 that I need to take in less than two months but the stress is killing me and it's been so long since I got my dose of 4chan memery that I came back yesterday and have been glued to my computer since. Reaching 35 hours since I last slept.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:33:43 2016 No.15964890 >>15964878 That Wock is cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:35:42 2016 No.15964897 >>15964887 My sister got her N2. The first comment from her after taking N1 was "wtf is this sht"

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:46:44 2016 No.15964919

>>15964878
going from right to left I'll translate each

1st comic

Title: common people?(not sure if that's what ピーポー means) in wonderland

Square box: She is a jabberwock

Square box: A dragon from a mysterious country

MC: Why am I here in the first place?

JW: Wonderland is a peculiar world

JW: If the world is turned inside out a little you can arrive here。Those led astray from deep forests as well.

JW: Or those guided here by tattered tools.

JW: And plenty of those like yourself who are guided here in their dreams

MC: This is a dream?!

Second comic

Title: Tiny door

JW: Exactly, however you are also mistaken

JW: Look over here

MC; That's me sleeping

JW: And then with this you do it like this!

third comic has already been translated so I'll leave it at that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:47:27 2016 No.15964921 File: 398 KB, 853x1200, 1439765532666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post your most idyllic image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:48:23 2016 No.15964926 File: 184 KB, 1069x748, new_year_by_banyex-d5rdmhe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:49:12 2016 No.15964930 >>15964921 I'm still not sure it's not safe for here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:49:55 2016 No.15964933 File: 234 KB, 569x770, 1467367526693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:50:41 2016 No.15964937 >>15964921 I'm still not sure it's safe for here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:51:01 2016 No.15964939 File: 320 KB, 1402x992, 1395258371957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:51:12 2016 No.15964940 >>15962555 >Everything is a little girl now That would be some texture mod type of horror. Every object in your room (if not the room itself too) is a little girl. All those eyes alone would drive you insane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:51:17 2016 No.15964941 >>15964930 >>15964937 It's fine. Do you see her V or nips? No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:55:17 2016 No.15964954 >>15964921 >>15964941 The pic is fine. It's not even close to being anything that would be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:57:51 2016 No.15964966 >>15964940 Don't worry anon, you'll be fine since you'll also be a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:01:20 2016 No.15964974 >>15962844 my brother

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:04:00 2016 No.15964984 File: 243 KB, 400x600, 1447653096117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone here better be loyal to the Empire!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:08:19 2016 No.15964995 File: 393 KB, 1000x1000, Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964984 You will be opposed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:08:55 2016 No.15964997 File: 1.51 MB, 1152x1436, 1471922181760-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964984 I'm loyal to the Elven Empire if that's what you're asking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:09:24 2016 No.15964999 >>15964984 Can I be loyal to you instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:10:41 2016 No.15965003 >>15964999 You better be. Medusae don't take infidelity well, like all sneks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:10:44 2016 No.15965005 >>15964995 >>15964984 >>15964997 It's fucking Skyrim all over again. The empire and the "independent kingdom" fighting each other while the Elves are to blame for everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:13:02 2016 No.15965014 File: 204 KB, 932x1300, 1449262046874-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965005 >while the Elves are to blame for everything The only thing you can blame Elves for is being too damn rapeable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:13:15 2016 No.15965016 >>15964772 Claire

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:13:52 2016 No.15965018 >>15964984 >empire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTgK-JBBZcU

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:14:23 2016 No.15965021 >>15965014 The Elves are secretly playing us all against each other! Every time there's shitposting in these threads, the arguments on both sides are initiated by Elves! I'm angry! Angry about Elves!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:14:53 2016 No.15965022 >>15964941 Because that's stopped anybody before >>15962954

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:16:19 2016 No.15965028 >>15965022 Calm down lad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:16:46 2016 No.15965030 File: 394 KB, 1402x1692, perplexed titty elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965005 >>15965021 You n'wah fetchers, Sera Tits had nothing to do with you s'wits and your stupid wars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:17:24 2016 No.15965032 >>15965030 I need to molest that elf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:18:20 2016 No.15965037 >>15964919 >>15964842 Thank you based Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:19:26 2016 No.15965041 >>15965014 Elves are a proud race.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:19:34 2016 No.15965043 >>15965030 I like those subtle puffy nipples. Makes me wonder how Latenight likes his oppai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:19:43 2016 No.15965044 http://www.rightstufanime.com/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Volume-1-Hardcover Cheapest place to get MGE English.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:21:41 2016 No.15965050 File: 2.99 MB, 2000x2800, 57959855_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965028 Are you telling me to calm my tits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:22:20 2016 No.15965052 >>15965050 No, I'm telling you to calm down and motorboat dem tig ol' bitties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:22:46 2016 No.15965053 Would you date a subby dark elf who humiliates you in public/ in front of your friends and her family due to societal expectations but apologizes in private where she makes it up to you by being the most caring lover she can possibly be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:23:28 2016 No.15965057 >>15965053 Sure. What House is she from?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:26:29 2016 No.15965073 >>15965053 Maybe. But what would happen if someone caught us?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:28:39 2016 No.15965077 >>15964876 Is she a feline species that has a tendency to warp syllables into "nya"s? >>15965044 >19 bucks Meanwhile I had to pay the equivalent of $31 to get it from amazon Anyways is that a trustworthy website?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:29:08 2016 No.15965079 >>15965053 Yeah, I would date her. At least just give her a chance you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:29:24 2016 No.15965081 What are the chances that we ever get english vol1 scanned? And is there actually any point in that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:30:34 2016 No.15965085 >>15965077 Not him, but Anya is a diminutive for Anna in Russian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:31:20 2016 No.15965088 >>15965081 No point unless the translations are different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:31:36 2016 No.15965090 >>15965077 >Anyways is that a trustworthy website? Very, used them before for anime. >>15965081 Some of the art is getting redone because KC lost the originals, higher quality stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:32:41 2016 No.15965096 >>15965088 Supposedly KC updated some of the profile pictures for older MGs like harpy and gargoyle, scans for them might be nice if KC procrastinates on adding the changes to his site.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:37:24 2016 No.15965103 >>15965096 Didn't he say eight profiles or so are being updated? I seem to remember a number close to that.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:37:46 2016 No.15965106

>>15965088
The translations will be different
Japanese is a mess of a language and seven seas said KC is involved in the translation, we're bound to have at least some parts that differ from the current translation we have

If the translations turned out to be wildly different which would you take as canon?
The current one even though it's not official
Or the book one while being official might have been altered? (although seven seas said they want to keep it pure)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:40:02 2016 No.15965113 >>15965103 Yeah, I think it was eight. He didn't say which ones sadly.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:40:11 2016 No.15965114

>>15961654
Hasn't been bad so far.
And I asked in the first place because I don't know what I want to even do at the moment.
Do I do Automaton being kuu while punching a hole in a man's computer for having Cheshire porn on it? Do I draw my Golem having a snowball fight with a Yeti?
Do I draw a Chimera shopping for hats for her snake tail to wear? Do I fucking draw a Ryu snorting lines of maple syrup as the Canadian flag waves patriotically behind her with Canadian bacon raining from the sky?
I asked for a fucking reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:41:14 2016 No.15965119 >>15965114 Please draw a Salamander and a Ghoul munching on chicken wings/stretchy anime meat. Ferociously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:43:28 2016 No.15965124 >>15964492 I'd sign it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:43:56 2016 No.15965125 >>15964180 Yep. Mine is a conscientious objector, even if she can bring on the pain. Mari's is your typical mystical brawler whose ultimate attack is most likely a Dragon Kick from orbit that causes an enormous, Russia sized explosion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:44:01 2016 No.15965126 >>15965114 Draw a sweating kiki nervously peeking at an automaton from behind the couch as it cleans the house emotionlessly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:48:41 2016 No.15965140 File: 1.41 MB, 1600x900, 154985456456456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:49:09 2016 No.15965142 >>15965114 Draw what the reply chain in >>/jp/thread/S15924539#p15931814 talks about

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:49:49 2016 No.15965145

>>15965119
What am I, Latenight? I have too much OCD and will end up drawing Salamander with the same overly detailed-for me-hair, and I just don't care for Ghouls.
Sorry, Anon, but you may have to try Latenight with this idea. He's better at these things.

>>15965126
Go on...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:50:46 2016 No.15965149 >>15964984 The Snake Kingdom holds no power here!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:50:56 2016 No.15965150 >>15965106 >If the translations turned out to be wildly different which would you take as canon? The fan one. Have you ever seen seven sea's "translations"? They're memers and insert their own original jokes like anime fansubbers used to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:51:25 2016 No.15965152 File: 396 KB, 1189x817, 1473218526535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:51:49 2016 No.15965154 File: 837 KB, 1800x1273, 1450873251527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:53:06 2016 No.15965163 >>15965154 Wanna stop at this village for supplies and flirt with all the girls there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:54:06 2016 No.15965167 >>15965142 The Lilim birthday idea where everyone's Lilims tease the newest Lilim donut abd treats her like an 8 year old despite being anywhere from 40-300?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:54:41 2016 No.15965170 >>15965167 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:55:10 2016 No.15965174 File: 228 KB, 700x879, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:55:51 2016 No.15965175 >>15965167 Must be a pain in the ass to draw 50+ Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:57:13 2016 No.15965178 File: 2.77 MB, 2157x2551, Baby Cuddling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:58:07 2016 No.15965180 File: 338 KB, 2412x3688, XHWfree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921 This is the best one I have as of now, a truly idyllic image needs my waifu in it too.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:58:25 2016 No.15965182

>>15965170
Uh, shit, I don't even know what some look like, or what QoH/Wonderland Lilim looks like.
I know Mari's, Illassa and her hair over one eye thing, and my Lilim's habit of wearing shoulder mantles to hide her flat chest and tieing her hair into a Charon braid when going out, but the others elude me like a loli flat vampire dressed up as Batman.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:58:44 2016 No.15965183

>>15965145
>Go on...

exactly what it sounds like. A terrified kikimora trembling behind the couch as it contemplates with existential dread the existence of a machine capable of cleaning things with more effiency than herself. The automaton should be clueless to her suffering for extra gap moe points.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:59:23 2016 No.15965186 >>15965175 We aren't that high yet. Thank god.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:59:51 2016 No.15965187 File: 561 KB, 1000x1420, 1473314422053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:59:58 2016 No.15965189 >>15965077 Keep shipping in mind too. It worked out a few cents cheaper on Amazon for me with Prime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:00:21 2016 No.15965190 >>15965183 Would the Kiki tape a tazer onto a Roomba and send it over towards the Automaton?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:01:03 2016 No.15965194 >>15965186 Maybe 20 then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:03:21 2016 No.15965199 >>15965194 More like under 10 OC, and around 100 spots for them to fill. If I drew 100 Lilims I would expect an image of every MGK girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:04:17 2016 No.15965201 >tfw don't have a Lilim OC Ignore me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:05:53 2016 No.15965208 >>15965201 Just make a counter Lilim to Crusher, or a Lilim that was a Paladin before she was brought into the family by the DL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:05:54 2016 No.15965209 >>15965201 I have a really powerful and corrupty succubus in my setting, but I don't want to make her a Lilim because they are so rare. What should I do, should I increase the number of OC Lilims?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:06:19 2016 No.15965210 >>15965194 >>15965199 http://pastebin.com/tDBF4m7E All I remember

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:06:30 2016 No.15965212 >>15965187 Oh no, Jimmy's parents have left him all alone with the Shoggoth maid again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:07:21 2016 No.15965216 >>15965210 Oh right and also the one in baphomet complex

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:08:16 2016 No.15965217

>>15965209
Nah, it's fine. I also have a powerful non-Lilim demon girl in my own setting. She supposed to be amongst the very first demons born, and has been around since the first DL's reign.
She's VERY disobedient to the current DL, and basically runs her own faction that has their own plans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:08:55 2016 No.15965219 >>15965212 >jimmy Timmy's, you mean.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:11:19 2016 No.15965225

>>15965217
But it's so dumb to fill in the gaps. Like, why is does she likes currupting so much, why is she so powerful, why do most monster respect her?

It's so easy to just answer everything with "She is one of the DL's daughters.". But doing this feels kinda dumb, probably because it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:12:13 2016 No.15965227 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 46457330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:12:33 2016 No.15965229 >>15965209 Just have humanity treat them as rare horrors. keep in mind that there are roughly 100+ lilims, that act alone is enough or them to be rare. hype them as run on sight fearmongers and not succubi with a extra battery and you should be fine

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:12:53 2016 No.15965231

>>15965190
>Implying she'd trust an enemy bot with a task of such great importance.

No this is a one on one showdown where only the most cunningly brutal maid will survive. She'll be placing buckets of water over ever door, disconnecting her when she's charging, and feeding her master false information such as that cuddling automaton causes cancer since they give off microwaves when happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:13:16 2016 No.15965233 >>15965077 >Is she a feline species that has a tendency to warp syllables into "nya"s? No, she's a vampire

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:13:42 2016 No.15965235 >>15965210 >>15965216 I think we should ommit the one in BC because too many, plus a lack of info on her. What are Victoria's and Selene's appearances anyway? I remember Selene having a thick, most likely Agrias style braid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:15:40 2016 No.15965241 >>15965225 It's more lazy than dumb. Work on her more, and the rest will come together. Or you can just ask for ideas, or whatever. Maybe she's powerful amd respected because she's older than most?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:17:33 2016 No.15965244

>>15965225
Give her an outlook on humanity that supports her urge or corruption. for example, she was wronged by humans so its long-term revenge. or wanting to build an army to raid some shit to expand her realm. give her a good track record to have monsters respect her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:17:45 2016 No.15965245 >>15965231 Such a cheeki Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:23:08 2016 No.15965261 >>15965106 >instead of purists vs threadcannoneers shitstorms it would be orthodox vs neo purists vs threadcannoneers shitstorm Spoopy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:24:31 2016 No.15965267 >>15965244 >>15965241 >>15965229 I guess I'll play around with backstory to see if I can come up with anything. Thanks for the advice. If I can't come up with anything then I'll throw her into the Lilim pile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:24:44 2016 No.15965268 >>15965261 Catholicism all over again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:25:16 2016 No.15965269 >>15965267 If you want more ideas I have plenty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:31:42 2016 No.15965284 >>15965267 I don't mind lilim OC's, I like talking about them over most of the other topics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:32:33 2016 No.15965287 What if a Kiki became a cyborg? Would she hate and fear herself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:34:49 2016 No.15965291 >>15965284 I like talking about them as well. It's better than >ayo, let's talk about an Elf's tentacle filled anus >AnubisanubisanubisanubisNightmareanubis >I wanna talk about HFY, even though it causes problems

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:35:21 2016 No.15965293 >>15965284 Really? Do you have one yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:40:35 2016 No.15965300 File: 2.52 MB, 600x600, 1395788633499.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh yeah, due to car troubles, I might be out of a job. So, don't expect my doodles anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:41:52 2016 No.15965302 File: 144 KB, 895x893, 1476228863844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you accepted best girl into your life yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:41:56 2016 No.15965303 >>15965300 Who are you? I know you're not crayonfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:43:38 2016 No.15965306 >>15965303 I am literally the only guy here who uses "doodles" to refer to my shitty art. I recently did Whitehorn earlier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:44:28 2016 No.15965308 >>15965300 >don't hate sahuagins, they're good girls.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:44:47 2016 No.15965310

>>15965293
Selene is mine
>>15965235
>Take King as she appeared in KOF13
>remove the sleeves from her shirt and make it black. remove bow tie as well
>swap shoes out for boots
>increace breast size by a notch
>Add sword worn on hip
>Add lilim parts, but the hair is is in a large braid
And hey presto! my mental image of Selene

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:45:12 2016 No.15965311

>>15965284
I don't mind them, as long as they aren't just stupid throwaway attempts to become a thread celebrity or made solely because everyone else is doing it.

Ones that have a lot of interesting backstory or feature in good writefaggotry/art are alright though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:45:53 2016 No.15965313 >>15965300 Share anon. Maybe we can help. This place is a crossroads for many boards, including /o/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:47:15 2016 No.15965317 >>15965310 Would King be a Salamander?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:47:43 2016 No.15965318
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>>15965235
>What are Victoria's and Selene's appearances anyway?

I didn't describe much of Victoria's appearance because I'm a dumb shit like that other than her outfit and shape of her horns, though I based it off Esdeath, so you wouldn't be wrong in revving up mspaint and editing it like a sonic recolor with white hair and red eyes if you wanted to know how she looked in terms of face and hair style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:50:14 2016 No.15965326 File: 366 KB, 750x1500, Esdese The Ice Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965318 Oh look, an excuse to post this image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:53:49 2016 No.15965331 >>15965302 What's yer offer?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:54:02 2016 No.15965332

>>15965313
Need fuelpump.
Costs $130-190.
Need one now or I get fired.
It will take 2-5 days to arrive.
I don't have the money

Long, boring story short: if I can't get rides to and from work with friends I will be jobless instead of homeless.
Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:54:27 2016 No.15965333 Is there anything better in life than seeing a muscular warrior MG with a frilly dress, makeup, lipstick and her nails done?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:55:54 2016 No.15965336 >>15965333 A Kiki making flapjacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:55:55 2016 No.15965337 >>15965333 Music.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:56:13 2016 No.15965339 >>15965317 Probably

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:56:29 2016 No.15965340 >>15965318 >Esdeath I'll be sure to make her look like Exdeath instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:57:22 2016 No.15965344 File: 201 KB, 800x800, 2b844802a6b0f70b80e1fd7b5173d10a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to ignore a dark elf until she snaps and fugs me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:57:24 2016 No.15965345 >>15965340 do not bully

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:57:49 2016 No.15965347 >>15960387 >All of them dragons FOR THE KING, FOR THE LAND, FOR THE MOUNTAINS! FOR THE GREEN VALLEY WHERE DRAGONS FLY!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:57:56 2016 No.15965349 >>15965333 A jinko in a magical girl outfit with twintails and a smartass familiar ordering her to collect all the gems/seeds/cards/magical objects of the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:59:20 2016 No.15965355 >>15965340 >Exdeath Lilim So in other words a Dryad Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:00:09 2016 No.15965358 >>15965355 With a vendetta against turtles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:00:55 2016 No.15965363 >>15965344 How does one resist the urge to fuck dark elves?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:01:30 2016 No.15965365 >>15965349 And then her fellow magical girl Nightmare dies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:01:33 2016 No.15965366 >>15965358 What was up with that?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:02:38 2016 No.15965369
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>>15965331
One bag of M&M's, 2 boxes of unopened For Her Pleasure condoms, and one vintage Egyptian slab depicting sex between a Anubis and Female Pharoah before the Monster Lord turned everyone into MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:02:42 2016 No.15965370 >>15965366 Turtle sage was his nemesis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:03:24 2016 No.15965373 >>15965363 Just remind that the longer you resist the harder you get fucked when she snaps and pushes you behind the stairwell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:03:57 2016 No.15965376 >>15965358 >Lilim chasing after every Umi Osho in the planet

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:04:19 2016 No.15965378 >>15965365 No, this is a cute saturday morning show for young monster girls, not some midnight madoka rip off. She was too good for this world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:04:30 2016 No.15965379 >>15965376 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:04:36 2016 No.15965381 >>15965363 You can hold out longer than she can. And when all the built up tension snaps, you reap the reward

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:06:07 2016 No.15965385 >>15964772 Alice is the best girl's name, but it's also very played out. Combine that with the fact that she's a wonderland species, it'd just be a boring name for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:06:23 2016 No.15965386 >>15965287 Robomaid (2016) >>15965331 Doe cunt? Don't you want to sproink a warm girl in cold weather?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:08:26 2016 No.15965390

>>15965332
Take a cab and eat $20 each way a day until you get it in. Or figure out the local bus routes and give yourself an extra hour for cummute if you have public transit. Also, fuel pumps are usually only like $60. And most auto stores will have a generic one you could get off the shelf and get installed literally today if you know how to get at the top of your gas tank.

So what model vehicle and all that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:20:47 2016 No.15965420 >>15965369 I'll take the slab, that's how they had to share new waifu pics in olden times >>15965386 Yetis are warm too, I'll ask a Yeti to steal a White Horn's coat for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:28:38 2016 No.15965451 Pot bellied P'orcs! The most bulliable form of Orc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:34:38 2016 No.15965462 >>15965451 How pot bellied?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:36:27 2016 No.15965468 >>15965462 Permabeer belly caused by an unfortunate case of genetics.....Although the do end up drinking a lot of beer. They're failed muscle P'Orc experiments that were designed to survive cold enviroments.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:43:44 2016 No.15965491 >>15965420 >Yetis are warm too, I'll ask a Yeti to steal a White Horn's coat for me That's cruel! Would you really leave her alone and wet in the wilderness? At least give her a shot a to keep warm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:46:14 2016 No.15965498 >>15965333 Seeing the look on her face the moment when she says "I do" the day of your wedding

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:46:24 2016 No.15965499 >>15965468 >It was an experiment by the demon lord to create the ultimate soldier whose blubber would keep it warm in cold environments. >Its name? Infinite Walrus

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:48:41 2016 No.15965508 >>15965499 What monster girl is most likely to be a conspiracy theorist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:51:10 2016 No.15965517 >>15965508 Gazers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:51:47 2016 No.15965519 >>15965508 Anyone from Wonderland. They got the crazy talk down

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:53:01 2016 No.15965523 >>15965508 Ommukade who thinks the humans are working to turn monstergirls into a slave class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:53:01 2016 No.15965524 >>15965508 Alps

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:54:41 2016 No.15965529 File: 1.48 MB, 2800x1977, 1474584805270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965508 Ommukande no question.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:57:01 2016 No.15965536

So anon, the DL made you a deal: get the power to guaranteed impregnating any monster girl you fuck. But it can only be one species of monster girl. You are immune against any magic, poison, etc of that monster girl. You can choose to be affected by them if you want to.
But the catch is that you can not get a waifu until you fill her quota of impregnated monster girls. And you don't know what that quota is.
Would you do it? And what monster girls would it be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 16:58:53 2016 No.15965542 >>15965491 She'll overheat without her coat and track it down >Yeti putting a coat "she found laying around" on anon >muffled hooves and a flush red girl in the distance coming at high speed

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:03:19 2016 No.15965549 >>15965536 Lilim I'll impregnate her as many times as necessary!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:09:09 2016 No.15965564 >>15965536 Cycolpi. Their race could use a population boost

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:11:14 2016 No.15965571 >>15965564 You're just going to make them all single mothers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:11:51 2016 No.15965572 Are you smart enough to trick a Demon?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:12:19 2016 No.15965574
File: 1.19 MB, 3512x1005, It's nine o'clock on a Saturday the regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin He says, Son, can you play me a memory.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL WE CAN GO TO THE BAR!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:13:16 2016 No.15965577 >>15965574 What happens at Saturdays in a MGC bar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:15:30 2016 No.15965583 >>15965577 The piano man plays, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:17:15 2016 No.15965589 >>15965583 That's nice.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:18:52 2016 No.15965592
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>>15965577
We get drunk and fuck hot girls while listening to good music.

Except Dave, he waifued a Unicorn by accident. Or maybe she husbanded him. I don't know, I just know he ain't coming the damn traitor!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:19:00 2016 No.15965593 >>15965572 No, but folklore suggests they can't resist a good wager.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:19:43 2016 No.15965595 >>15965574 >You'll never walk in to the MGC bar and be greeted by everyone there because they know who you are. >There will never be an environment as comfy and welcoming as the MGC Bar. God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:20:37 2016 No.15965596 >>15965592 Dave was a fucking goody two-shoes, good riddance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:21:10 2016 No.15965598 >>15965574 >tfw going to a bar alone make me feel like dying inside

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:21:13 2016 No.15965599 >>15962107 Same as usual, but we've traded writefag drama for an even more harmful kind of drama.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:21:16 2016 No.15965600 >>15965593 So do demons have a gambling problem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:21:18 2016 No.15965601 >>15965536 Unicorns. I take responsibility once the quota is met.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:22:06 2016 No.15965603 >>15965592 >>15965596 Hey! at least Dave was nice. Unlike SOME here that won't be mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:22:09 2016 No.15965604 >>15965600 It's only a problem when she loses

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:23:21 2016 No.15965611 >>15965603 >t. Dave's wife Nice damage control babe, why don't you go back to handholding your husbando and leave us alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:25:04 2016 No.15965615 >>15965604 Like that one time she lost a violin made of gold to some random kid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:25:22 2016 No.15965617 >>15965611 Dude, I'm going to be honest. The only thing that keeps me coming to this bar besides the food and company, is the idea of finding a cute girl to hold hands with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:25:34 2016 No.15965618 >>15965592 You best be my wingman anon, I want that new girl with the cute hat in my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:26:45 2016 No.15965622 Stop this RP shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:27:38 2016 No.15965625 >>15965622 Fine then. What do you want to talk about anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:28:21 2016 No.15965628 >>15965615 Yeah, but that was bullshit though. Johnny cheated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:28:25 2016 No.15965630 >>15965622 >No fun allowed ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:28:29 2016 No.15965631 >RP faggotry again Take it elsewhere. Preferably inside a lit dumpster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:29:32 2016 No.15965634 >>15965630 RP shit isn't fun. It's actual, bottom of the barrel, Deviantart-tier autism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:30:14 2016 No.15965636 >>15965631 Hah! What foolish man tells Sir Winston Tabbernathy what he can and cannot do? Come lads! Who will join me on my quest to find the holy goddess of the cow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:30:15 2016 No.15965637 >>15965634 Who died and made you the authority on fun anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:30:40 2016 No.15965638 >>15965625 A Lich and Kakuen having a competition to see who has the best butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:31:27 2016 No.15965640 >>15961028 Hey, I remember that greentext. The ending was a good surprise too. Don't sell yourself short. Sorry for the late reply. Apparently liches and anubi are off topic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:31:35 2016 No.15965641 >>15965638 Lich. That's not even a competition anon, comon'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:31:43 2016 No.15965642 >>15965637 Go to /trash/ if you want to roleplay you stupid faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:33:08 2016 No.15965647 File: 1.97 MB, 3000x2000, 01d0710338becd45519e13406458a01e2227a563917b8ce9f3308b8346fd53f4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965637 Fun is dead, just like Liches. Now quit the roleplay and talk about sexy undead girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:33:12 2016 No.15965648 >>15965640 >Apparently liches and anubi are off topic. What? How?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:33:12 2016 No.15965649 >>15965636 >>15965637 Piss off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:33:24 2016 No.15965652 >>15965638 Lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:34:24 2016 No.15965653 >>15965648 Probably got temp banned for shitposting and is salty about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:34:28 2016 No.15965654 >>15965649 Forsooth! Off I ride into the dark and dreary night to beat back the the goblins!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:34:47 2016 No.15965655 >>15965648 If I told you about it, I'd probably be forced to take another vacation from /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:37:20 2016 No.15965658 >>15965652 Nothing has a bigger butt than a Kakuen. If someone says otherwise they should go back to school.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:37:21 2016 No.15965659

Keijo!!!!!! with monstergirls would be one hell of a thing to see.
>A Lizardman trying to fight honorably with her ass
>A Holstaurus just tit slapping everyone into submission
>Scyllas are particularly skilled due to the focus on asses
>Centaurs are banned because massive horse asses are cheating

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:37:22 2016 No.15965660 File: 424 KB, 788x1200, 12241421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965641 >>15965652 How can you so quickly judge a butt like that, anons? Look at this monkey butt, it's huge!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:37:39 2016 No.15965661 Plot twist: the people saying "stop rping" are Monster Girls who accidentally linked to our site and think its just a bunch of alps and other Monster Girls pretending to be boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:37:39 2016 No.15965662 >>15965536 I pick shoggoth and fuck a single shoggoth until she turns into a queen shog and then I impregnate her offshoots until I meet her quota. Go fuck yourself Demon Cuck, you can't beat my monogamy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:38:26 2016 No.15965664 >>15965659 Keijo is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:39:35 2016 No.15965668 >>15965658 >>15965660 I want a Kakuen to sit on my face while she rapes me with her tits and mouth!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:39:56 2016 No.15965670 >>15965647 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:41:23 2016 No.15965675 >>15965664 Just as shit as anything else this season. At least this show knows its fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:41:49 2016 No.15965676 >>15965599 At least the writefags that are active these days are chill and simple. Just post their stuff, a few responses and then back into the dark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:41:59 2016 No.15965677 >>15965675 That doesn't help at all, it's still fucking trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:42:05 2016 No.15965678 Is there vamp mosquito venom for sale?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:43:15 2016 No.15965682

>>15965659
>baphomet is a jobber because she has no tits or ass
>anubis gets forced into it by the pharaoh and is embarrassed to be competing
>manticores are banned from taking part due to their tails
>kakuen becomes the world champion thanks to her huge ass
>>15965664
You're shit, it knows it's stupid and has fun with it. Not manime enough for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:43:23 2016 No.15965683 >>15965678 God, that'd be the worst. As an eczema sufferer, fuck vamp mosquitos, and not in the sexual sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:43:43 2016 No.15965686 >>15965675 A show knowing it's stupid doesn't make it better. It just makes it shitty and adds in stupid self aware jokes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:43:51 2016 No.15965687 >>15965678 Most likely. But where would you get it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:44:46 2016 No.15965688 >>15965682 See >>15965686

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:46:36 2016 No.15965693 >>15965688 Sorry, didn't realize you're more of a yuri on ice guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:47:33 2016 No.15965695 >>15965693 I'm going to guess that's not a show about a glacies and a yuki onna.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:47:40 2016 No.15965696 >>15965687 Probably some back alley in a tropical city. IIRC I could pay them with something other than money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:48:04 2016 No.15965698 >>15965693 > You're gay! (You) Get better taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:48:13 2016 No.15965700 i need a mofu injection right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:48:16 2016 No.15965701 >>15965695 Monster girls can't be dykes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:49:48 2016 No.15965706 >>15965701 He was making a joke, retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:50:15 2016 No.15965709 >>15965701 You seem pretty high strung.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:52:01 2016 No.15965718 >>15965706 >joke Nice joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:52:11 2016 No.15965719 File: 619 KB, 800x1100, c33433b7ee5b279dab2c641e5e1a5ca3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965700 Sorry buddy we ran out hours ago, I only got a little mofu left.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:54:11 2016 No.15965732 >>15965719 I'll take it! With proper investment, little mofu can become big mofu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:54:29 2016 No.15965734 File: 604 KB, 789x1039, latest-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965536 i would breed her and have as many dhampyrs as empty rooms in the castle,so at least two dhampyrs live per room

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:54:46 2016 No.15965736

>>15965718
You're completely right, Anon. I was being completely serious, and genuinely thought there was a yuri show where the two main characters were a glacies and a yuki onna taken directly from KC's MGE, and that had somehow completely avoided my attention despite the fact that I browse these threads on a regular basis.

Jesus freaking Christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:55:08 2016 No.15965738 >>15965695 It's about a gay part russian man. Yurifags exploded with rage when it got revealed to be a fujobait show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:56:36 2016 No.15965742 >>15965738 Was it at least entertaining to watch them get mad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:56:57 2016 No.15965744 Instead of shitposting let's talk about waifus! Birthday: Name: Favorite food: Favorite holiday: Favorite song: Life goal: Favorite position if you're feeling adventurous

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:57:38 2016 No.15965747 >>15965736 Good, now go somewhere else and don't come back.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:58:08 2016 No.15965750

>>15965675
Semi-related but what are you guys watching this season? Usually, you all collectively form a pretty decent short list for me to check out. All I've picked up so far this season is Drifters which seems fun and over the top in a Hellsing kind of way. Otherwise I got nothing to look forward to. Well, I mean other than the Palabor reboot movie coming out tomorrow.

At least regular TV is filling in some of the gaps with Westworld, S2 of Ash vs. Evil Dead and so on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:58:34 2016 No.15965753 >>15965747 Are you dense, literally an alien, or are you counter-joking me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:58:55 2016 No.15965756 >>15965734 How does /mgt/ like their vampires? Loli or a tall onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:59:24 2016 No.15965757 >>15965753 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:59:45 2016 No.15965758 >>15965738 >Russian >Yuri >Not Yuri Gagarin the Cosmonaut Fuckin' Dropped

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:00:15 2016 No.15965762 >>15965756 Same age childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:00:23 2016 No.15965764 >>15965753 >or are you counter-joking me? ANON NO! YOU ARE BRAKING THE SPACE-MEME CONTINUUM!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:00:27 2016 No.15965765 >>15965756 Both of those are shit. 5'10 Vampire friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:00:33 2016 No.15965767 >>15965738 The name Yuri on Ice seems too on the nose to actually be a show about two female ice skaters who love each other, anyway. >>15965758 Hey, there's always Planetes. Literally has a russian cosmonaut named Yuri in the show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:01:01 2016 No.15965769 >>15965758 >Russian >Yuri >Gagarin >Not Bezmenov Shit taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:01:27 2016 No.15965773 >>15965756 One that can be both like Shinobu. I'd like it if MGE's vampire could do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:02:25 2016 No.15965775 >>15965773 >Shinobu. The No More Heroes character?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:02:37 2016 No.15965776 File: 218 KB, 658x800, 55281331_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965732 I do like compound interest

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:03:02 2016 No.15965777 >>15965769 Spacemen are cooler than informants anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:04:05 2016 No.15965784 >>15965773 The Monogatari character. The NMH Shinobu is great too, though. Best hair.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:04:45 2016 No.15965786

Particularly angry faggots around on the threads lately, is it a school holiday?
>>15965750
Nothing much. This season has a weird amount of fujo shows for some reason, the only fanservice show I'm aware of is stupid as hell, and the rest is either Kyoshit or forgettable in general.

In terms of TV, Westworld is shaping up to be really good, but they're supposedly planning five seasons out of it. It might outstay its welcome unless they have something special planned, I can't see the robot uprising lasting that many episodes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:05:04 2016 No.15965789 >>15965777 Says you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:05:16 2016 No.15965790 >>15965776 Indeed. Treat her right and your mofu will turn into big mofu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:06:12 2016 No.15965795 >>15965784 Kunoichi Shinobu would be great. The hair might be a bit of a problem, though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:06:51 2016 No.15965799

>>15965776
>You'll never be a shota in MGC
>You'll never find an orphan Hellhound Loli hiding in your trashcan during a rainstorm and convince your mother to let her stay with you.
>She'll never sleep in your bed with you because she's terrified of being alone again.
>You'll never grow up with her and watch her go from a nervous scrawny girl to a big lazy cuddlebug.
>You'll never end up marrying her and living a happy life together.
God fucking damn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:07:30 2016 No.15965803 >>15965756 the second cool big sis vampire type,goes all ara ara on you,vampire lolis are too smug for me personally

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:08:55 2016 No.15965805 File: 441 KB, 189x206, 1382857100741.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965775 Nope, this one. Never played no more heroes sadly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:09:35 2016 No.15965807 >>15965803 But smug is nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:09:39 2016 No.15965808 >>15965786 >Particularly angry faggots around on the threads lately How so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:11:52 2016 No.15965811 >>15965808 HFY guy, certain anons being super aggressive, no fun allowed posters the RP stuff deserved that, admittedly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:14:20 2016 No.15965816 >>15965811 >HFY guy gets a three day ban then reappears saying the exact same shit You can't make it up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:14:53 2016 No.15965817 >>15965811 Dunno about the HFY guy. "Certain anons being super aggresive" is too vague for me to even comment on. RP posters deserve all the aggression and shit there is, in my opinion. This isn't the place for that infantile stuff.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:20:08 2016 No.15965840

>>15965817
I'd say it's more just an influx of newfags causing the usual chaos. "Why does the thread hate X? I have no idea of the history of X here but I'm going to state my strong opinion that it's unwarranted and stick to my guns until I burn the whole place to the ground."

The extra activity is nice though. We're back in the old 2500-3000 per thread ballpark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:22:52 2016 No.15965853 >>15965840 I wonder how many newfriends are going to get on the waifu path. We have a good number of waifufags now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:22:58 2016 No.15965854 >>15965840 Extra activity isn't nice when it's newfags. And it'll never be like it was. 3000 posts a thread is a thing of the past.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:23:48 2016 No.15965857 >>15965756 a tall, flat chested onee-san

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:24:01 2016 No.15965860 >>15965854 We've been pretty close at 2500 per thread lately, 3000 would have been possible with the last one if it wasn't for you know what.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:24:26 2016 No.15965862
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I want a Pharoah to lovingly greet me during the rising of the sun with tender 69 paizuri and the lotus position. Then I want to attend the morning ceremonies with her to help greet the dawn.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:24:51 2016 No.15965866

>>15965840
>I'd say it's more just an influx of newfags

Probably from /vg/ seeing as their MG general is absolutely dead. If I remember well it also got an influx of newfags time ago, so it's not like one can pinpoint the cause to that board.

Still explains the editionfaggotry a few threads ago and that one anon wondering why a new thread was not made despite passing the bump limit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:25:14 2016 No.15965870 >>15965860 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:25:36 2016 No.15965874 >>15965857 >Not a tall busty onee chan that teases you with her bust and soft neck bites cmon anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:26:09 2016 No.15965876 >>15965860 >3000 would have been possible with the last one if it wasn't for you know what. Exactly my meaning. As long as conditions remain the same, such numbers and peaceful threads like they were back then won't be possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:26:57 2016 No.15965878 >>15965876 >peaceful threads like they were back then This is a joke, yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:28:18 2016 No.15965883 >>15965878 He means peaceful in at least everyone was squabbling with each other instead of being bullied by management.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:29:25 2016 No.15965890 >>15965878 No. There were many minor arguments, but one year ago, there were no major issues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:29:50 2016 No.15965892 >>15965883 >>15965878 /mgt/ is a thread of peace

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:30:22 2016 No.15965894 >>15965892 Behead those who insult monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:31:04 2016 No.15965897 >>15965874 But I want a willowy, elegant and composed onee-san! So I can tease her chest, and maybe nip at her neck too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:31:52 2016 No.15965901 File: 1.04 MB, 1800x3320, 1476062047127-jp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you bang this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:32:22 2016 No.15965904 >>15965542 White Horn on her way to get her stolen coat back http://i.imgur.com/2j9v7tZ.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:33:17 2016 No.15965909 >>15965901 No, but I would a loli centaur. Would you bang this? http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=176609

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:33:44 2016 No.15965910 >>15965901 Nope. White Horn and Nightmare are the only two I'd consider.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:34:43 2016 No.15965917 >>15965901 >No matter what you do you can never go back to the glory days of /a/. When will we experience our time again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:36:40 2016 No.15965923 >>15965909 Ehhhh

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:36:40 2016 No.15965924 >>15965901 >Clydesdale in armor Aw, how cute. The draft horse wants to play soldier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:37:16 2016 No.15965926 >>15965901 Only front pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:39:55 2016 No.15965933 >>15965901 Not even with someone else's dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:41:07 2016 No.15965937 >>15965923 She's very lovable. Also, as an eldritch entity, she literally distorts space and creates impossible colours wherever she goes. And she has a good fasion sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:41:37 2016 No.15965939 >>15965909 >http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=176609 What is that? An Ittan-momen made from a quilt? Is she a magic carpet ride?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:45:23 2016 No.15965951 >>15965939 The artist mentions something about John Tenniel and Arthur Rackham, the former in regards to Alice in Wonderland. So she's some kind of potential wonderland being, I'd guess, based on the works of those illustrators.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:46:50 2016 No.15965954 >>15965939 >>15965951 It's the caterpillar you dweebs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:48:07 2016 No.15965958 >>15965954 Oh yeah. Forgot that was a thing. She works pretty well as the Caterpillar then, in that case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:52:03 2016 No.15965970 >>15965909 I'd fuck it, she looks cute enough and her pussy is probably in the right place. If you really want to test people's sanity though, who would fuck this? http://i.imgur.com/1FtbUZR.jpg Because I sure wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:53:05 2016 No.15965976 >>15965970 can we just be friends?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:56:32 2016 No.15965988 File: 482 KB, 808x1000, 1476399392140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15965862 No response, huh? It's lonely.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:57:04 2016 No.15965989

>>15965970
Nah, that's beyond my limit. It's not so much the anatomy, but the risk of evisceration, impalement, and the things which are actually impaled in her hands. The very patchwork design isn't overly appealing, either.
I'd definitely love to have her on my side in a fight, though.

Keep going with this, if you're so inclined, it's an amusing game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:58:02 2016 No.15965996 >>15965988 Why do Pharaohs look like they'd be the type to ravage you all night long and then cuddle when you wake up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:59:29 2016 No.15966000 >>15965988 She's never lonely as long as she has her snake. And her onee-chan anubis advisor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 18:59:48 2016 No.15966001 >>15965114 I re-iterate. >Asking the thread for any advice at all >Outside of proofreading on a very basic level or giving half-assed critiques

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:00:46 2016 No.15966007 >>15965988 I want to kiss her feet. >>15965996 Because they are made for Gentle domming their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:01:17 2016 No.15966012 >>15966001 >advice Anon I don't think he was asking for advice

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:02:33 2016 No.15966019 >>15965989 >Keep going with this, if you're so inclined, it's an amusing game. This is where I regret not saving some of the really out there stuff I've came across on pixiv for times like this. >>15966001 Stop being so grumpy Shoggy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:15:14 2016 No.15966057 >>15965744 My waifu a cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:15:36 2016 No.15966060 File: 669 KB, 1403x1000, 56596811_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:25:38 2016 No.15966073 >>15965756 I'm more of a grown girl, but I like my vampires small and haughty. It makes serving them more fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:28:40 2016 No.15966084 >>15965750 >Drifters which seems fun and over the top in a Hellsing kind of way You realize that's because they are both written by the same dude yeah?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:29:31 2016 No.15966088
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>>15966060
Sarasa doujins where? She's a top tier girl.
>raised by animals in the forest
>so stupidly strong that she kills a dragon in her sleep when it attacks her
>carries to dragon's body into town to offer her friend a share of it's meat before carrying it back outside and eating it
Would adventure with. Shame her only doujin is a guest appearance in some shitty NTR/gangbang/guro one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:32:54 2016 No.15966099 File: 105 KB, 370x600, Doppelganger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no doppelganger imouto who only stays in her true form around you because you said she was cuter that way

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:40:41 2016 No.15966121 >>15966084 Yes anon. The artstyle and shading is a dead giveaway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:41:43 2016 No.15966126 File: 2.05 MB, 1488x2105, megane shog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girl makes the best magical girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:46:30 2016 No.15966142 >>15966088 >>15966088 You know I "Doraf" that I want to pound ino oblivion? Forte. Goddamn she is so beautiful and her attitude hits my weak spots. I would mating press her so hard my cum would flow out and form a pool where she could swim in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:58:01 2016 No.15966179 >>15966126 Familiars they practically have the look of one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 19:58:32 2016 No.15966183 >>15966126 Dragons and Vampires. Especially ones that are centuries old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:00:27 2016 No.15966188 >>15966126 Alps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:02:32 2016 No.15966195 File: 181 KB, 1500x1500, 1475293457115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15966126 Which monster girls would make the best GI Joe Villains?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:08:36 2016 No.15966216
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>>15966183

But they'll get really flustered if you try to make them wear frilly outfits! They're supposed to be dignified ladies, you now!

>>15966188
It's too bad Alp magical girls can't magic themselves boyfriends! Ha!

>>15966179
The correct answer

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:08:46 2016 No.15966218

>>15966126
Witches, obviously. Baphomet would be like the leader of a group of magical girl witches and a familiar that can see vague glimpses of the future, which they use to thwart the big-bad ojou-sama Hellhound as she attempts to take over the world with the power of rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:09:22 2016 No.15966222 >>15966195 Which monster girl would gimme the gun gimme the gun gimme the gun gimme the gun gimme the gun gimme the gun gimme the gun gimme the gun gimme the gun gimme the gun?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:09:58 2016 No.15966224 >>15966218 Don't they both use the power of rape though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:17:35 2016 No.15966258 >>15966216 That's the point, anon. They're supposed to be flustered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:18:39 2016 No.15966265 >>15965310 Quite the design you've got.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:20:52 2016 No.15966272 >>15966060 Which one would you dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:21:57 2016 No.15966274 What monster girl would enjoy the start of the Red Wing's season with me?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:22:41 2016 No.15966278

>>15966224
The sinister boss Hellhound gains lackeys by raping ordinary citizens into submission, but the righteous and just magical witches free the spirits of these poor citizens by showing them the true charms of little girls! By raping them.

There's a difference!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:23:57 2016 No.15966281 >>15966224 One uses the power of rape for good while the other evil. I shouldn't have to explain these things anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:24:18 2016 No.15966284 >>15966274 I feel like Michigan would have a good mix of monster girls to watch with. Most likely a Yeti though. Also hello fellow Michiganfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:26:27 2016 No.15966295 >>15966278 What if I want to serve the hotdog willingly?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:28:34 2016 No.15966303

>>15966284
Hello fellow michigander.

It would probably depend on where you live to see what you get.

There's enough farms for the weresheep/holstaurus while a few of the orchards would have a dryad or elf, along with maybe a gnome.

Up north would probably have more wild girls out in the woods, werewolves, grizzlies, etc., but I don't doubt that we'd have more than a few aquatic types about.

I'm in GR so there'd be a nice mix without entering the MGCesque hellscape that Detroit would be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:30:59 2016 No.15966315 >>15966295 Absolutely do not bring condiments as a gift. or condoms. She's seen that joke before and does not appreciate it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:31:37 2016 No.15966322

>>15966218
i'd like to see a gremlin in a red jumpsuit have her plans involving her 3 automatons to steal a boys heart repeatedly thwarted by a quick on her feet hedgehog girl.
and in a twist, i want the boy to approach the gremlin one day and confess his love to her

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:32:57 2016 No.15966326

>>15966303
I'm a about two hours north of Detroit in a town called Caro. Here we'd likely have Holstaurus mainly, some Dryads and such because of pumpkin festival, and then a lot of bleed off from Detroit, Saginaw and Flint. So devils, succubus, manticores, and the occasional Ushi. I miss living in Petoskey

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:36:53 2016 No.15966348 >>15966326 Detroit would probably have a bunch of rough girls and I can only imagine that Flint would have a bunch of undead now. Yeah, Petosky's a nice area. Visited there once, real pretty.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:37:16 2016 No.15966352

>>15966295
You'd be one of the high-level mooks that actually has a face and keeps making trouble for the magical girls, only to ultimately fail and run away saying "Next time Sabbath! Next tiiiiiime!". Your Hellhound boss would constantly berate your utter incompetence, but never actually fire you out of respect for your strength and your unreasonable loyalty.

>>15966322
I want to see that too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:38:08 2016 No.15966357 >>15966348 I said it last thread but winter there is the greatest thing in the world. I'd love to take my waifu there and walk main street in heavy snow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:40:44 2016 No.15966371 >>15966357 I can only imagine. Hell, Marquette's probably getting some killer colors right about now. Winter in GR is pretty comfy too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:40:51 2016 No.15966372 >>15966019 >Shoggy Is that guy even remotely relevant to anything anymore, hasn't written shit in the past year if TFT is to be believed

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:42:51 2016 No.15966377 >>15966371 I visited GR last Christmas to stay with friends. It's a nice place. Lots to do, I bet it'd have a good night life with MG's

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:44:33 2016 No.15966384 Can a Jabber Wock my world?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:45:11 2016 No.15966387 >tfw no maidguard made up of a half dozen totally unassuming and normal Kikimoras who are actually trained assassins

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:47:49 2016 No.15966398

>>15966377
It's got an OK nightlife, especially when Hockey season rolls around and you can catch the Griffins every now and again.

The big draw would be the breweries all around, lotta craft beer that could draw in some of more the more alchohol inclined monster girls.

Food's starting to match food quality too.

>>15966387
>>15966387
That would be cool,although I imagine that there would be vigorous arguments over who would guard the master's chambers each night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:50:19 2016 No.15966404 >>15966398 >Griffins with a Griffin girl >Brewery crawl with twin blue and red oni sisters Monster girls would make life so much better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:51:47 2016 No.15966411 >>15966404 That they would. Could even go to Frederick Meijer Garden's with a nature loving girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:52:58 2016 No.15966415 >>15966411 Stop making me depressed, none of these things will ever happen to us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:55:49 2016 No.15966420 >>15966415 Watching a Lion's game with a manticore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:58:15 2016 No.15966432 >>15966420 Sailing the great lakes with a Sahuagin

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 20:59:09 2016 No.15966437 >>15966432 Drinking at Perrin's with Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:03:54 2016 No.15966453 >>15966437 Exploring the urban decay of Detroit with a Hellhound Finding the super rare brown recluse CC in your attic

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:05:48 2016 No.15966457 >>15966453 >Brown recluse arachne with glasses and a comfy sweater whose reading a book in your attic. That sounds nice. I want these things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:07:36 2016 No.15966463 >no harpy mail service

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:09:24 2016 No.15966470 >>15966463 She'd be too busy working to really do anything. And winter would be pretty rough for her to fly in when it starts snowing.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:12:52 2016 No.15966488

>>15966457
>Oh was I making too much noise?
>Or did you come up here to get your book back
> Aren't you scared? I'm a Brown Recluse, my venom could make you fall apart!
You want to read with me? With me?!

Yeah a bookworm CC Brown Recluse would be great. Think I might do a full greentext

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:14:20 2016 No.15966493 >>15966488 She'd probably have a couple blankets up there too, something nice and snug for when she goes to bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:19:02 2016 No.15966508 >>15966488 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:19:06 2016 No.15966509 >>15966493 I bet at night she wears one of your shirts she stole

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:22:44 2016 No.15966519 >>15966508 Alright then. Greentext incoming

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:22:58 2016 No.15966521 Will a whitehorn protect me from the harsh Russian winters?

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:23:03 2016 No.15966522

>>15966509
>Wears one of your T-shirts.
>It's a little tight about the chest area so you get to see her bust outlined by the cloth.
>It's a large chest so part of your shirt hangs away from her a little bit

Cute, I wouldn't mind inviting her to bed so she gets someplace comfy to sleep....although I do have a pretty small bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:31:12 2016 No.15966546 File: 238 KB, 1200x1106, 1476273995864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these Michiganfags Fuck yeah COLD WEATHER

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:33:06 2016 No.15966554 >>15966546 It's actually been really nice. Haven't had to run my heat or AC for almost a month now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:40:06 2016 No.15966577 >>15965816 I never got a ban though. Just the 15min timeout.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:42:46 2016 No.15966584 >>15966577 I'll also add that I'm not whoever has been doing it the last couple of days. I've been too with the flu to care.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:46:02 2016 No.15966594

>>15966522
>Go into the attic, just to check on Brown Recluse-chan
>She has one of your missing shirts to her face
>Taking a huge whiff of your smell off of it
>Sees you, her pedipalps and chelicerae are at the base of her head, at the top of her neck on either side
>Pedipalps go on the fritz while she just "awawawawa"s at you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:47:05 2016 No.15966599 >>15966546 >OniTengu White Horn Goddamn she looks so comfy.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:47:33 2016 No.15966600

>>15966488
>Brown recluse Arachne
>venom still has the same necrosis effect, but multiply it's rate of spread and area of effect to match her size compared to an actual recluse

Holy shit. She could just a person's finger and they wouldn't have a functioning arm any more.
Would be great as a protective lover, though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:47:43 2016 No.15966602

>Relaxing in your living room
>It's evening now, the twilight beginning to surround seep through the window
>The warm light from your fireplace gently flickers and dances with the shadows
>The smell of wood smoke fills the room, a gentle crackle and the occasional pop following with it
>The past few days you've been reading a book in your spare time, engrossing yourself in the pages
>You stand and walk to your bookshelf, running a finger along their spines
>The space the book you were reading usually occupies is empty
>You search about the room, thinking you might have misplaced it
>A loud thump from above you breaks your concentration
>Confused you look above you, the ceiling giving you no answers
>Maybe it was just the house settling you tell yourself
>The search for your book now abandoned you sit back into the soft comfort of your couch
>The soft glow of the fire warms your skin like a blanket, your eyes beginning to droop
>Outside the house, a heavy snow begins to fall, the occasional flakes landing on the window sill
>It's mesmerizing in the fire light, and soon enough the comforting blackness of sleep greets your weary eyes
>Only to be snatched away by another loud thump from above
>You sit up rapidly, looking up at the ceiling in worry
>Whatever is up there sounded big, big enough to be a person
>A thousand horrible possibilities grip your mind, and you shake them away like the snow in the wind
>Standing now, you move across the room and up the stairs, the simple wood door to the attic awaiting your arrival
>With a nervous swallow you open the door, the oppressing dark your only greeting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:47:48 2016 No.15966603 >>15966594 Cutest spider >>15966599 >>15966599 All his girls look comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 21:54:58 2016 No.15966622 >>15966600 *just bite a person's finger

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:04:20 2016 No.15966650 >>15965210 W-Who's CRUSHER?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:05:05 2016 No.15966653 File: 333 KB, 2048x1442, Co7AKUMUEAAaxi2.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15966603 Shit, I missed when he posted the ultimate cuddle duo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:06:02 2016 No.15966657 >>15966650 luchador lilim someone made for shits n giggles

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:06:19 2016 No.15966659

>>15966602

>You glance behind you, the soothing warmth of the fireplace seemingly miles away
>You're about to rethink your plan when another thump reverberates through the walls
>Swallowing your fear you step forward, blindly flailing about for the light switch
>Your hands become wrapped in a cobweb adorning the switch, a shudder running up your spine
>You flick the switch with some effort, the webs doing their best to restrain you
>The light flickers once and fades, leaving only your heartbeat as company
>The more you struggle against the web the less you can move your hand, your arm now becoming affixed to the wall
>The thump returns once more, followed by a creaking of the floorboards
>The noises move towards you like a wall, your heart leaping to your throat as your stomach twists into knots
>A smooth voice from the dark caresses your ears, the hairs on your neck standing up
"Oh, who is it that has stumbled into my web~?"
>You stumble backwards in fear, closing the door on accident, whatever light had followed you from below leaving
>With as much strength as you can muster you manage to free your arm, now grasping wildly for the doorknob
>The creaking floorboards sound like they're right behind you
>You fling open the door in panic, the light making you squint as it returns
"Achhhh that's bright!"
>The voice from before sounds a lot less scary now, any hint of confidence gone
>This thought barely crosses your mind as one of your feet slips out from under you, sending you down the stairs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:07:49 2016 No.15966664 >>15966653 How is that furry bra holding on the Yeti's snuggle lumps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:08:36 2016 No.15966665 >>15966653 Indeed, they are a comfy pair right there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:09:39 2016 No.15966667 >>15966659 >Making smug spiders go unsmug The best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:10:11 2016 No.15966671 >>15966600 >Venom still has the necrosis effect And then there's this faggot.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:28:44 2016 No.15966719

>>15966659

>You're slow to wake, as if pulling yourself from the mire of a bad dream
>The fire is low, nothing more than embers and heat now
>The lamp beside the couch is still lit, and outside the winds now howl and scream, throwing the snow about wildly
>Your memories of the attic hit you like a wave, and your heart begins to dance
>You sit up, breathing heavily and looking towards the stairs, the hall light still on
>You stand up slowly, debating whether or not to go and check if the door is open
>Though every alarm bell in your head is screaming at you not to, you step forward tentatively
>As you close with the corner, more horrible thoughts claw into your brain
>You push them down as you turn the corner, the closed simple door greeting you
>You let out the breath you were holding, turning back to look at the couch
>Maybe it was all a bad dream
>You start to move back to the couch, your eyes drifting around the room
>Everything is in it's place, though the hallway leading to your room looks particularly dark
>As you ponder why, the darkness moves forward, a large shape moving into the light
>You stumble back, losing your footing and ending up sitting against the couch
>Before you is a spider girl, her proportions becoming more and more clear

Anyone following? Lewd or no lewd?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:31:45 2016 No.15966726 >>15965750 >he wasn't born to make history This is the best season we've had in a while. >Yuri on Ice >Hibike 2 >Drifters >Occult;Nine >3 Gatsu no Lion >Flip Flappers >Bernard Jou >Gi(a)rlish Number

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:32:15 2016 No.15966728 >>15966719 always lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:32:25 2016 No.15966730 >>15966719 No lewding!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:33:18 2016 No.15966732 >>15966719 Lewd please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:33:29 2016 No.15966734 >>15966719 Following.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:34:18 2016 No.15966738 >>15966719 Slowly ease into the lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:35:29 2016 No.15966742 >>15966272 None. Babies/Toddlers/Kindergarteners are qt as fuck. I'm definitely not having kids, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:36:01 2016 No.15966743 >>15966728 >>15966730 >>15966732 >>15966734 >>15966738 Lewd it is, I got ideas for a couple scenes so I hope it doesn't disappoint

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:40:18 2016 No.15966754 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead remember that werecats will seek out sources of heat in the winter. This can include your bed, preferably with you in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:40:40 2016 No.15966755 >>15964772 Heather.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:41:54 2016 No.15966756 File: 16 KB, 309x266, 1468883680482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15966754 I'm going to burn EVERYTHING WITH SELF-LOATHING AND WHISKEY AND DEUS VULT

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:44:27 2016 No.15966760 >>15966754 Jokes on them, it's summer in here. So if she doesn't want to burn herself down she better stay away from my bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:49:05 2016 No.15966773 >>15966756 By everything, do you perhaps mean your own life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:49:08 2016 No.15966774 >>15966754 Don't do this to me, anon. I have a soft spot for helping MGs out of the cold. Such cuddly house guests would make my weekends completely unproductive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:49:44 2016 No.15966778 File: 266 KB, 811x644, nya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15966760 She'll cool you down!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 22:55:09 2016 No.15966790 >>15966778 Is she dense or what? Licking me is only to make me hotter and hotter until I take it all out in her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:02:14 2016 No.15966812 >>15966773 Yes. It's the only way I know how to woo an Ignis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:03:01 2016 No.15966817 >>15966812 I don't think self-immolation the most efficient of ideal method of doing that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:04:23 2016 No.15966826 >>15966817 Clearly you don't know me. I mean, shit. I'd grope an angry apple tree Dryad if it gave me more booze.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:05:55 2016 No.15966831

>>15966719

>Her lower half was a deep brown, almost like the bark of an oak, a fine fur across her abdomen
>Her upper half was nothing less than stunning, a black skirt covering her waist, a ribbed turtleneck sweater covering her ample chest
>She clearly wasn't young, a maturity to her features in an almost motherly look
>The human eyes on her face were a dark green, the two other pair of spider like eyes almost iridescent
>You look at her, breathing heavily, about ready to flee
>You weren't sure what was more worrying, that she had somehow gotten into your house, or that she was now right next to you
>You were about to speak, when she thrust her arms in front of her, a book clasped in her hands
>The book you had been looking for earlier in fact
>Confusion was your only answer to the situation, a nervous laugh escaping you
>She looked at you, a blush creeping across her cheeks, before turning her face away to look at the wall
"I finished the book"
>You looked at her, unable to comprehend the turn of events
"You can have the book back. Y-your book back.."
>Her voice trailed off as she finished her sentence, becoming nothing more than a mumble by the last words
>Slowly you took the book from her hands, looking down at the cover as your mind raced
>You looked back up at her, her gaze still directed at the wall, her blush far more present now
>She glanced at you, meeting your gaze for a moment as she looked back at the wall, crossing her arms beneath her ample bosom
"It's warm in here, it's nicer than the attic."
>She moved past you, around the couch and towards the fireplace out of your view
>You stood up slowly, setting the book next to the lamp and turning to look at her
>She was reaching into the stove, setting down new logs and coaxing flames from the embers
>The shadows danced around her, casting light around her at random angles
>Her hair kept her face from view, the long straight black locks covering either side
>The familiar crackle and popping filled the room once more, as she walked to the couch and sat down, ignoring the situation entirely

Apologies for more building, lewd imminent

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:06:05 2016 No.15966832 >>15966826 I wish I could drink. Thank god I don't get sad, or else I wouldn't be able to drown my sorrows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:10:34 2016 No.15966842 Spidergirls frighten me, and no amount of rape or tender loving will ever change my mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:11:12 2016 No.15966845 >>15966546 We should make a meetup guys!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:12:49 2016 No.15966850 >>15966845 .t monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:13:54 2016 No.15966858 >>15966845 >implying anyone here wants to ever see each other in person

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:31:03 2016 No.15966900 >>15966842 Then I got the perfect girl for you http://i.imgur.com/X8zBIzj.jpg It's a cute spider without all the scary parts! Ignore that she might turn you into a spider

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:31:38 2016 No.15966903

>>15966831

>You walked around the couch, glancing at the window
>The snow outside continued to pile up, the moonless night eating whatever light strayed too far from the fire
>The wind whipped and howled, gusting harder and harder
>You sat across from her, in a chair underneath the window
>She looked at you with a blank face, the blush in her cheeks betraying her stoic face
>The silence continued for some time before her silken voice cut through it
"I didn't mean to scare you. I mean I meant to scare you, but not for you to get hurt. I read that line in a book and I thought it would work but then the door shut and things fell apart"
>She looked down at the floor as you looked at her
>She opened her mouth again, only to be cut off by the screaming of the wind, the power leaving the lamp and the hall lights
>The fire was now the only light, flickering between the two of you
>In the semi dark she looked you saw her move, muttering something about heat
>Her arms grabbed the bottom of her sweater, lifting it over her head in one smooth motion
>Her breasts bounced, shadows playing across her pale skin as she dropped the sweater at her side
>You could feel the blood rush to your groin, her gaze moving over your face
>She stood, before slowly approaching
>Her breasts bounced ever so slightly with each step, a soft look in her eyes
"You know it gets really lonely in the attic, and cold."
>She finally arrived in front of you, lowering herself to eye level
"And the fire only lasts so long, before we're left to dance in the dark"
>Her hands moved deftly, unzipping your pants and slipping them down to your ankles
>Her touch was gentle and soft, the trailing of her fingers across your thigh running through your body like an electric current
>She looked up at you, biting her lip slightly as she grabbed the waistband of your underwear
"I've waited so long for someone to share things with, watched the seasons go by and the owners change. You though, you're not escaping my web so easy"

Winter can't come soon enough

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:33:08 2016 No.15966907

>>15966858
I'd like to see a group photo just to verify my belief that the community here is massively teenage, so I stopped being nagged by all these "What the fuck is wrong with them?", ''How can they seriously discuss it?" "What's with all the bad taste?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:35:55 2016 No.15966916 >>15966907 We are all fat faceless old men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:39:05 2016 No.15966920 >>15966916 Not me, I'm just a generic faceless background character.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:39:16 2016 No.15966921 >>15966907 Depends on what you define as teenagers The lowest I could see the average age on here be is about 19

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:41:29 2016 No.15966925 >>15966907 >All those compliments to my stories were from thirteen year olds I'll sadly believe it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:44:08 2016 No.15966930 >>15966916 Post dick cheese or false.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:46:55 2016 No.15966946 >>15966907 The alternative that most here might be well-off middle class adult men with stable jobs frightens me more than it should.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:49:45 2016 No.15966957 >>15966930 No, Anon. That's nasty. >>15966946 Wondering what the people from here looks like gives a pretty weird feeling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:52:20 2016 No.15966966 >>15966957 Mostly I'm just frightened that everyone here looks exactly as I would have guessed/imagined. I don't want my biases to be confirmed in this case.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:53:34 2016 No.15966975

>>15966957
>Wondering what the people from here looks like gives
>inb4 most look good enough to make a lilim start catcalling

I'm basing this off the assumption that the waifuism here is strong enough to make people better themselves for the sake of their waifus

Unless they're into monsters who are into irredeemable filth

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:53:48 2016 No.15966976 >>15966957 >>15966966 Just imagine everyone as having a smooth green face with no eyes, mouth, nose, or hair of any sort and a professional looking suit.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:56:23 2016 No.15966985
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>>15966975

>the waifuism here is strong enough to make people better themselves for the sake of their waifus

>tfw I believe that I'm never gonna be good enough for her even if I try my best to improve myself

Zero self esteem sucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:57:37 2016 No.15966986 >>15966957 Since we know Gazerfag and Wockfag are both curly haired shotas, it's safe to assume the majority of people here are curly haired shotas. Makes perfect sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 23:57:46 2016 No.15966988 >>15966976 It's the best thing to do. >>15966975 Even after I started my jorney to getting good I haven't changed much physically.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:00:14 2016 No.15966998

>>15966930
Some (if not all) monster girls would go crazy for dick cheese, it's still gross tho

>>15966966
Doesn't matter bow we look, we're all cute human boys in monster girls' eyes

>>15966975
Having a waifu definitely makes you better yourself but I don't think that'd reflect much on the beauty of someone
On that note, where did that Anon who worked out for his Minotaur waifu go?

>>15966985
>Zero self esteem sucks
It does, but don't worry you're already good enough for your waifu
In fact I bet your lack of self esteem is a turn on for her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:00:39 2016 No.15967000 >>15966986 >>15966986 >it's safe to assume the majority of people here are curly haired shotas >tfw crew cut 6'6'' lanklet Time to lift I suppose

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:01:23 2016 No.15967003
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>>15966985
Yeah. I'm reasonably sure most of us are between 17-24. All supposed to be enjoying the glory years, yet locked in this hellhole yearning for love, sex, and intimacy.

And gentle femdom

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:03:01 2016 No.15967011
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>>15966985
she's proud of all the little changes you go through every day and loves you wholeheartedly

>>15966975
how have you changed for your waifu anons?
I find myself braving the heat a lot better and spicy food/food drenched in hot sauce is a must for me. does seeing satanic/hellish imagery in mundane things count as well or am i losing it?

>>15967003
>spoiler
brother

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:03:04 2016 No.15967012 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, space-anubis_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:04:39 2016 No.15967017 >>15967011 >satanic/hellish >brother Sorry, but we can't hang out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:05:11 2016 No.15967020 >>15966985 Eh, that's my jam. No matter what I do, I'll never be good enough for her. Combine this with a general lack of motivation and I have no reason to improve myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:05:21 2016 No.15967021 >>15966998 >In fact I bet your lack of self esteem is a turn on for her You mean in a lost puppy type way or what? >>15967003 I don't remember making this post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:05:47 2016 No.15967023 >>15967011 You're either nuts or already prepping for 2017. Maybe both.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:06:33 2016 No.15967026

>>15967011
I started exercising everyday and because of her I'm also learning how to draw. I picked up cooking and cleaning again and I"m trying to become a person that people can rely on.

I started all of this for her, but it's helping me a lot in real life too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:06:39 2016 No.15967027 File: 505 KB, 1200x1600, 1464200495881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964921

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:07:07 2016 No.15967030

>>15966903

>With her declaration finished, she pulled down your underwear
>Her eyes still locked with yours, she slowly moved down lower, dragging her breasts along your body
>Before finally she stopped next to your now full length
"I expected you to scream, and yell, to say I was an ugly monster, yet here you sit with a present for me"
>Her hands moved from your thighs to your member, her skin warm and soft
>She moved almost painfully slow, biting her lip once more as the two of you continued to stare at each other
>Time seemed to stretch forever, the only company the fading flames and the woman before you
>By now her hands were slick, her movements gaining speed
>Your mind felt fuzzy, the pleasure overwhelming you
"Now the spider eats the fly"
>With that, her movements changed, her hands moving faster and faster
>Her eyes never left yours as she lowered her mouth over your length, greedily licking every inch
>Her mouth was hot and slick, her head moving rapidly as she squeezed and tugged
>With every passing moment you felt your finish growing closer
>As if she could sense it, her movements grew increasingly desperate, a low moan vibrating around your shaft as she sucked and licked
>Your hands found their way to her hair, clasping handfuls of the soft stuff as she bobbed back and forth
>You almost blacked out as you finished, you could feel the suction as she greedily swallowed over and over
>She pulled her face away with a pop, a hungry smile on her lips
>No words had to be spoken to understand, as you stood from the chair, her hands pulling you to the center of the room
>To your left the fire was low, the dim light illuminating her side
>She pushed you down roughly, yanking her skirt off as if a passing thought
>You could feel the heat between her legs from inches away
>She sat her weight on you, trapping your member between her and your stomach
>The heat from her body was incredibly pleasing, though her movements more so
>She moved back and forth, grinding skin against skin as she grinned down at you
>Her breasts bounced, droplets of sweat running across her pale skin
>You reached up, grasping her soft mounds and eliciting a soft moan from her, the volume of her outbursts steadily increasing as you squeezed and rubbed
>Her nipples rubbed against your palm, and with every pinch of them you sent her shuddering
>Her eyes were glazed over as she deftly slipped your length inside her, your movements syncing up as you both frantically moved
>Her face twisted with pleasure and her mouth hung open, her scream of pleasure drowning out the howling of the wind as you finished inside her
>Her muscles spasmed, pulling every drop deeper inside her
>Spent, she collapsed atop you, her breasts against your chest, a smile warmer than the fire on her face
"I think I caught the perfect fly"

Fin

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:08:37 2016 No.15967034 >>15967003 >mfw my glory years are over >introverted as fuck >ended up a creep instead of a wizard

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:08:52 2016 No.15967036 >>15967027 I don't understand how a creature with a name that translates to "whore eel" can be so good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:09:35 2016 No.15967037 >>15967026 >I started all of this for her, but it's helping me a lot in real life too. >People in real life notice >"Gee anon, what happened for you to turn your life around?" >Start sweating

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:10:30 2016 No.15967041 >>15967034 Please. Were all better off not knowing that you're old. Now I can't help but wonder if you're the guy always forcing loli, and the thought of you being some creeper 40y/o terrifies me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:11:48 2016 No.15967043 File: 404 KB, 1200x1000, 35468469_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967041 >the guy always forcing loli

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:12:34 2016 No.15967045 >>15967037 It actually happened once before. I just said nothing and that I didn't even notice the changes. It's better than saying "It's for my imaginary wife."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:12:57 2016 No.15967046 >>15967041 Far from it. I'm actually uncomfortable with the loli because of the age difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:13:59 2016 No.15967049 >>15967045 >We're a bunch of people who went from having imaginary friends to having an imaginary wife Shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:15:00 2016 No.15967053 >>15967046 Then you're a good person. I hope your waifu finds you. >>15967049 That about sums it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:16:31 2016 No.15967057 >>15967049 Then there are those in the middle, stuck even with less vivid fantasies. 'Tis unfortunate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:16:53 2016 No.15967059 >>15967049 Well I'm okay with this, I love my waifu. I'll just imagine she loves me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:17:05 2016 No.15967060 >>15967030 She never asked for my consent. That's rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:17:33 2016 No.15967061 >>15967049 I try to not think about it. But it's funny how I have a imaginary daughteru too. Makes you wonder how far can one go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:19:07 2016 No.15967066 >>15967061 I feel you on that spoiler anon, it's an odd feel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:19:44 2016 No.15967069 File: 252 KB, 850x603, 1469069591397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't need this. Let's talk about the projects we're working on to show how devoted we are to our waifus. Artists, writefags, and the rest of you. What are you up to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:20:06 2016 No.15967071 >>15967061 >imaginary daughteru Glad I'm not the only one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:20:44 2016 No.15967074 >>15967069 Well I just finished a greentext, now that I'm in the mood I think I want finish the update for my story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:21:19 2016 No.15967077 >>15967069 Writefag reporting in. Currently writing at a snail's pace but feeling lewd and considering working on a side job.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:22:15 2016 No.15967083
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>>15966986
Actually I have straight hair, not curly. It is thick hair though.

Anyways to keep this post from being pure blog posty stuff, hopefully some new commission stuff soon. Including the Daki, I think I have all the dimensions and schematics of the daki planned out, so now it's just waiting for the artist. I'm really excited on the daki, it's going to be an incredible daki.

Also, have this as a reminder why to keep living each day: http://i.imgur.com/eGW712F.jpg

The Dragonia Book has some really interesting stuff in it, at least I assume so. I especially can't wait for a translation on the wedding collar page.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:22:42 2016 No.15967084 >>15967069 We've been going in pretty deep those nights. It makes me want to cuddle a lot with her since I talk about those things and go straight to sleep

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:23:47 2016 No.15967089

>>15967069
I guess it's as good a time as ever. Currently setting up a new, self-run wiki to finally free us of Wikia's cold, clammy clutches.
Most of the config/behind the scenes is done and am now focused on rebuilding the wiki. Lots of templates, extensions, formatting, etc. to copy over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:23:50 2016 No.15967090 >>15967083 >Dragon in love with You I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:24:36 2016 No.15967092 >>15967089 Jekkers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:26:01 2016 No.15967097 >>15967092 No it's probably that faggot KC warned everyone about

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:26:14 2016 No.15967098 File: 509 KB, 1874x2444, 1471040370524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sweep sweep

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:27:08 2016 No.15967100 >>15967097 Yes. >>15967092 Not gonna let that shitter have a slice of the pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:28:02 2016 No.15967104 >>15967098 Do mamano shrine maidens actually perform any utilities besides sweeping and husband-hunting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:28:44 2016 No.15967105 >>15967104 They give blessings, and entertain tourists who come to visit them from far and wide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:28:51 2016 No.15967106 >>15967100 If you're that guy, then no one wants a slice of your shit pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:29:40 2016 No.15967107 >>15967106 My bad, those replies are backwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:31:37 2016 No.15967111 File: 853 KB, 1800x2250, 1476419497433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn those fat cats on wall street!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:32:07 2016 No.15967114 >>15967069 >What are you up to? Finishing the third chapter of All's Fair In Love And War. I already finished it in fact, I just need to proofread it and wait till another guy helping me does the same. >>15967107 You owe me a won contest, faggot

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:33:46 2016 No.15967116

I want a write a story set in a gritty shitty dystopian monstergirl city where love is an ephemeral fleeting thing, rape is an everyday occurence and most monstergirls think that it's fine to kick, scratch, bite, punch, and tear as long as you don't die by the end of it or your corpse is left in the garbage disposal.

However, I'm not sure if these threads would be alright with something this grimdark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:34:03 2016 No.15967118 File: 415 KB, 2290x1041, 1468778430754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967111 >not nukis

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:34:29 2016 No.15967120

>>15967100
>>15967107
Oh sweet, awesome. Congrats Jekkers, so it'll be a proper Wiki-style site and not Wikia? If so I might finally go and help contribute it, a lot of the pages need massive updates since MGE's inception. This means lewd images will finally be allowed on the wiki?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:34:49 2016 No.15967121 >>15967116 >gritty shitty dystopian monstergirl city where love is an ephemeral fleeting thing But why

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:35:06 2016 No.15967123 >>15967116 Sounds dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:35:11 2016 No.15967125 >>15967069 >What are you up to? I'm on a 4-5 month long procrastination streak on the writing, but I've been getting commissions in the meantime instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:35:35 2016 No.15967127 >>15967114 >third chapter Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:35:35 2016 No.15967128 >>15967118 >Dance for me, boyim!

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:35:37 2016 No.15967129

>>15967011
>how have you changed for your waifu anons?
Without going into details I improved my health and lifestyle tremendously also secured my future instead of depending on my parents/welfare

>>15967021
Yeah kind of in a lost puppy way, it would make her want to care for you even more

>>15967069
>to show how devoted we are to our waifus.
I mean I am proud of of how devoted I am and I'd enjoy some acknowledgment for all the efforts I made/I'm making but it doesn't feel right to show off
I'm doing all that for her, not to brag about it

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:36:06 2016 No.15967132

>>15967111
>No chubby smug Cheshire-Cat Ojou-sama to buy you as a servant when you're desperate for cash.
>She'll never make you strip down and let her sit her plump ass down on your lap as she watches her favorite shows.
>She'll never pretend she doesn't notice your boner as her ass grinds against your dick.
>She'll never take you up to her bedroom after hours and hours of teasing and rape you senseless.
God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:41:06 2016 No.15967143 Monoeyes are gross.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:41:32 2016 No.15967145

>>15967114
>spoiler
git gud next time nerd boy

>>15967120
>so it'll be a proper Wiki-style site and not Wikia?
Yes, using MediaWiki on a VPS.

>lot of the pages need massive updates since MGE's inception.
We'll be opening the flood gates to contributors later. Will probably let some people in early to help with the transfer and and focus in on updating stuff since it needs it.
Want to do it proper Wiki style this time with references galore and a unified standard of content across the site.

>This means lewd images will finally be allowed on the wiki?
Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:42:54 2016 No.15967153 >>15967145 Will you be banning RP shit on this new one or will it be just as shitty

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:44:21 2016 No.15967156 >>15967145 >nerd boy pls donut boolay

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:44:44 2016 No.15967158

>>15967128
Is it wrong that I have this fantasy of falling massively in debt to a Shortstack Tanuki and being dragged to her office for an ultimatum?
She'd tell me that I have two options.
Option 1: She takes everything I own and leaves me homeless in a district of MGC that's known as the "Hard Rape" district.
Or she'd start pulling down her skirt and offer Option 2: Get on my knees, crawl beneath her desk, and lick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:46:33 2016 No.15967162 >>15967145 Why the change from one wiki to another? Does that stuff make it easier to run the site and better manage it or just a way to get lewds and cut down on fags there?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:46:34 2016 No.15967163

>>15967153
It's MediaWiki so there's no space to RP. Comments are limited to people who want to go through the effort of posting on 'Talk' pages.
RPers are still the largest proportion of Wiki users though so I'm making them a different home.

Rest assured, you can browse the new wiki without ever having to lay eyes upon RP or the ilk it brings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:47:07 2016 No.15967164 >>15967143 Great for hatefucking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:47:13 2016 No.15967165 >>15967145 >>15967153 Just make the Wikia website allow MGE Roleplay fully. I mean full on pages and what not. That way Wikia can't try to claim you're shutting it down and take the wikia from you, and you can migrate everyone to the new wiki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:47:55 2016 No.15967168 >>15967069 Trying to finish up a short for tlhg, hopefully I'll be able to get started on a lewd for this place by Monday!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:48:51 2016 No.15967170 >>15967165 It already does.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:50:07 2016 No.15967172

>>15967162
>Why the change from one wiki to another?
A number of benefits but the two biggest being lewd images and massive improvement in management control.
Compared to a stock install of MediaWiki, Wikia is massively locked down. Not uprising though, it was never meant to be the full Wiki experience.

>>15967165
That's one of our ideas and probably the most likely outcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 00:53:23 2016 No.15967178 >>15967145 Hot damn, that's great news Hope everything is going smoothly for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:02:13 2016 No.15967192 File: 555 KB, 1400x1000, DO IT FOR HER.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15966985 >I believe that I'm never gonna be good enough for her even if I try my best to improve myself Just do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:07:23 2016 No.15967204 >>15965201 Neither do I, maybe I should make one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:09:43 2016 No.15967209 >>15967083 >page from dragonia book For a race known for being so high and mighty, they seem pretty welcoming to those visiting their realm. Not that I don't appreciate such kind words, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:10:45 2016 No.15967211 >>15967116 Apart from the "getting torn" bit, this is my fetish. So you'll have one fan at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:13:10 2016 No.15967214 >>15967209 What can be said besides 'they have an eye for treasure'

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:17:05 2016 No.15967220
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October seems to be a nice time for artists to randomly decide to draw wife.

>>15966986
>shota
say that to my face nerd
http://a.pomf.cat/ansutc.jpg
My hair may be curly but I'm not a shota, I'm at a respectable 5'11.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:17:07 2016 No.15967221 >>15967192 I want to cuddle Deruella after mating pressing her all night long!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:18:00 2016 No.15967223 File: 152 KB, 788x1200, Kakuen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a breakdancing Kakuen in a lab-coat. Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius~

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:18:25 2016 No.15967225
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Wife preparing for Halloween.

In other news,
>commission an artist
>"Your picture will be finished by 20-25 business days"
o-oh
I hope it'll be ready in time for Halloween

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:19:00 2016 No.15967228 >>15967220 >Absolute madman actually took a pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:19:40 2016 No.15967231 >>15967223 I want mischievous monkeys out of my lab now! They'll break everything!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:19:57 2016 No.15967233 >>15967225 >Each eye stalk having its own little costume Absolutely adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:20:59 2016 No.15967236 >>15967069 Working on burning edge part 2, writing slow corruption might turn out to be a bit difficult

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:21:04 2016 No.15967237 >>15967231 >Monkey! Get out of my labo-ratory! >Ki-hiii-iii-iii-iii!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:21:56 2016 No.15967242 >>15967225 Let's see what they are. >Witch >Mummy >Humphrey Bogart? >Ghost >A Cat? >Frankenstein's Monster >A Bull? No clue what the bottom two are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:23:04 2016 No.15967245 >>15967209 Yet another place to visit with (or in search of) the waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:23:05 2016 No.15967246 >>15967225 oni, not bull

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:23:16 2016 No.15967247
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>>15966998
>Some (if not all) monster girls would go crazy for dick cheese

I know pic related would love it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:24:07 2016 No.15967250 >>15967247 I want to tie her up with her own tongue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:24:07 2016 No.15967251 >>15967246 meant for >>15967242

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:25:36 2016 No.15967256 >>15967223 Must resist urge to make twerking comment. I failed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:25:49 2016 No.15967258 >>15967228 Such is life

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:30:26 2016 No.15967267 >>15967247 I knew a guy who was overweight and showered once a week, I'm sure he'd give an Akaname heart pupils Same for all the homeless people out there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:32:13 2016 No.15967269 File: 243 KB, 750x1000, 1429490636725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome, effendi. You have three questions. Use them wisely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:33:09 2016 No.15967273 >>15967269 Why does everyone here have such shit waifus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:33:51 2016 No.15967275 >>15967269 What's the average length and thickness of alp spadetails?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:34:22 2016 No.15967279 >>15967269 What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:34:27 2016 No.15967280 >>15967269 How was your day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:35:12 2016 No.15967282 >>15967273 Years of being alone have frozen your heart, leaving your eyes frosted. You are unable to see the good qualities of these girls because of this. >>15967275 Five times the length and twice the girth of what they had before Alping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:36:16 2016 No.15967283 >>15967279 Chicken, grease, salt There, questions used.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:42:17 2016 No.15967290 >>15967283 >>15967280 The most important question lays unanswered. Rip

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:47:53 2016 No.15967298 >>15967269 Are you single? Will you go on a date with me? What time should I pick you up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:48:23 2016 No.15967300 >>15967298 These would have been worthy questions indeed, but man's love of Alps triumphed on this day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:52:03 2016 No.15967308 I want to be the squire fuck toy to a tyrant Dragon who goes around the world acquiring treasures by threatening people She must have abs like >>15967269

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:53:32 2016 No.15967312 File: 411 KB, 700x865, 1400672014288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suppose I convinced a Lizard Girl to read "The Lusty Argonian Maid" and she got mad at me for being a dumb pervert. Should I kick her ass or let her win?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:54:25 2016 No.15967317 >>15967308 So what would she do to you? Grab you by the head after she gets back from a particularly stressful outing and press your face into her crotch until you satisfy her? What color are her scales and how tall is she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:55:39 2016 No.15967319 >>15967312 Kick her ass and force her to re-enact your favorite part of the book. Now you're BOTH perverts, and she'd damn well learn to like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:57:09 2016 No.15967324 >>15967312 Throw her off by asking her to polish your spear, then disarm her while she loses her composure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:57:17 2016 No.15967327 >>15967319 Is she not perverted already for having read the whole thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:57:55 2016 No.15967329 >>15967317 >So what would she do to you? Grab you by the head after she gets back from a particularly stressful outing and press your face into her crotch until you satisfy her? This followed by an hour session of cowgirl position Red and 7"5

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:58:19 2016 No.15967332 >>15967319 How many dominant monstergirls do you think have a fetish for role reversal? I just think it'd be funny to have a dom monstergirl have a secret fetish for being dominated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:58:48 2016 No.15967335 >>15967327 How could you call that any more than an introductory course?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 01:59:46 2016 No.15967341 >>15967332 Every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:00:50 2016 No.15967350 >>15967332 I see lizardmen being pretty switchy with their dom side tending to come out when you beat them in combat or "combat."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:02:27 2016 No.15967358 >>15967329 I can't help but imagine she'd push your face between your breasts and start shaking her hips even harder while you struggle to escape her embrace and breathe. The struggle turns her on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:04:02 2016 No.15967364 >>15967341 What? I just think it's cute is all. I just want to see a monstergirl from a usually dominant species admitting she wants to be tied down and dominated and thinking that it makes her weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:06:02 2016 No.15967369 File: 624 KB, 723x525, 1430383277846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967364

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:06:21 2016 No.15967371

>>15967332
>Hellhound senpai keeps acting cute and doting on you uncharacteristically
>You have an inkling suspicion that she might actually be a sub despite her specie's pride and temperament
>You make your move on her one day after class, pushing her down and trying to have your way with her
>Her fetish was actually turning the tables on a dom and turning them into her personal sub
>She makes you wear a collar and everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:12:07 2016 No.15967389 >>15967371 But anon, I want a shifting power dynamic with a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:12:51 2016 No.15967390 >>15967358 >spoiler Isn't that all monster girls? Must be in their instincts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:14:02 2016 No.15967393 What do monstergirls think of a man who cries?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:15:09 2016 No.15967395

>>15967390
Anon, I don't think you understand.
The panicked flailing, the attempts to push her off, the muffled cries for her to ease up even the slightest bit, all of this gives her a sadistic thrill that makes her orgasms even more intense.
Especially after the sex, when she gets to see her fucktoy's adorable exhausted face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:15:53 2016 No.15967398 >>15967389 A bitter rivalry between warriors? That's been going on since birth?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:17:06 2016 No.15967403

>>15967369
Is it wrong that I want to tie up and facefuck a Succubus whose muffled protests turn lewd after the first few loads?

>>15967393
Nothing wrong with that for them. It means he's secure enough that he can express his emotions. And they'll be there to comfort you anon, so let it all out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:20:05 2016 No.15967410 I want to be a loud-mouth insensitive tourist in monster girl city talking about them Munster girls while openly pointing and jeering at them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:20:35 2016 No.15967413 >>15967393 That he either needs a good rape or some comforting >>15967395 I want this even more She'd bring food while I was recovering and then we'd eat together of course I'd be her dessert

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:21:17 2016 No.15967416 >>15967403 That's a fancy way of calling a man who cries a weenie. I wish I wasn't such a squimish girly weenie.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:21:47 2016 No.15967417

>>15967398
Rival sex is fucking godlike with monstergirls, especially Hellhounds.
>She thinks she's in control because she's on top?
>Surprise bitch, I ate a raging mushroom before this. Now you're the bottom.
>You think you won because of that trick?
>Surprise fucker, she's leglocked you and isn't letting you pull out.
>She's grinning smugly because she thinks she has you?
>Surprise! You have some Unagi Joro mucus on you and you slip out of her snare to fuck her face!
>But of course she counters with a secret suction technique she learned from a ghoul
>And the shifting continues.
It'd just be a constant show of one-upsmanship that ends with both parties panting and exhausted agreeing that it's a draw for now.
Then comes the cuddles.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:24:04 2016 No.15967425

>>15967413
She'd bring out a really nice dessert too, and she'd let you eat your portion before yanking down your pants and jerking you off into hers.
And once she finishes it she'll take some of her favorite topping straight from the source.

>>15967416
Nothing wrong with crying anon. Some monstergirls might even be more attracted to you because you can cry openly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:26:02 2016 No.15967431 >>15967425 What Monster Girl is attracted to a crybaby?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:26:58 2016 No.15967436 File: 728 KB, 1209x1810, kissu~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967358

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:27:50 2016 No.15967439 >>15967431 Not a crybaby, someone who isn't afraid to cry when he's sad. Probably Lamias, some Succubi, definitely Hakutakus, ect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:28:58 2016 No.15967440 >>15967436 Context? And please don't tell me I can only find it on Ex. I can't delete my cookies for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:28:58 2016 No.15967441 File: 678 KB, 1157x877, 1452539957404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967431 Ara-Ara nee-sans, CCs and motherly types, I'd imagine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:29:08 2016 No.15967442 >>15967431 You say "crybaby", I say "not afraid to express his sadness".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:30:14 2016 No.15967443 >>15967436 She's actually using her charm spell and insulting his idiocy for falling to the same trick twice before demanding he free her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:32:01 2016 No.15967447 >>15967440 >spoiler ExHentai Easy 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:33:02 2016 No.15967448 >>15967447 Unfortunately I'm on Chrome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:37:19 2016 No.15967461 File: 256 KB, 439x500, 1452838066140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How's everyone's fitness levels? You've been improving in preparation for you-know-when, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:37:28 2016 No.15967464 >>15967448 Nevermind got it to work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:38:12 2016 No.15967467 I want to weep gently in my Pharoah wife's arms until she cuddlefucks the pain away. God it hurts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:38:49 2016 No.15967470 >>15967461 Do you think that some /fit/ monstergirls have a fetish for chubbier guys? If only because that means they could utterly dominate them. What I'm saying here is that I want that Minotaur to rape me. Preferably with her massive milk tanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:39:24 2016 No.15967473 >>15967470 Well you better wear red, boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:40:15 2016 No.15967475 >>15966671 What's wrong with that? It's the defining trait of a brown recluse. If you don't want to include the venom, why even specify that certain breed of spider as an arachne?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:40:27 2016 No.15967476 >>15967467 What hurts? Root canal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:40:43 2016 No.15967477 >>15967473 But anon, that'll get her whole sorority fired up. Not that I don't want to be a Minotaur Sorority's fucktoy but still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:41:45 2016 No.15967478 >>15967475 Make the venom something lewd, or a paralyzer. Don't include actual fucking necrosis.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:42:44 2016 No.15967482

>>15967475
>What's wrong with that?
Well, with monster girls deadly->lewd, especially in the case of poisons. So if anything a brown recluse's poison would make your dick so hard you're afraid it's going to fall off so you have to make it go down. Or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:45:20 2016 No.15967489 >>15967482 But that's phoneutria fera's gimmick

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:47:49 2016 No.15967493 >>15967489 And that gimmick is a shit one for monstergirls. The best you can get without people telling you to fuck off is something related to the original effect like I mentioned.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:49:31 2016 No.15967497

>>15967478
>>15967482
I don't buy into the KC school of thought of "Make everything lewd and do the same bland thing over and over for the sake of preserving the hugbox."

Monstergirls can have fatal toxins. I know being in this thread and influenced by MGE for so long will make that seem like an outlandish idea to you, but it's not going to surprise a monstergirl fan who doesn't isn't used to this place moe-ing everything up.

For some reason, this thread in general has shifted away from monstergirls which can actually be dangerous, and moved on to completely just making them big "awawawa" machines. Even most of the talk about helhounds involves making them lazy, or blushing senpais and whatever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:50:14 2016 No.15967499 File: 201 KB, 651x1200, 1429037540429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now we all know Trolls make the best stew, but do they also make the best pies?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:52:18 2016 No.15967504

>>15967478
I wonder if monstergirl scorpion poison works the same in terms of size like it does in our world where the larger the scorpion the less effective the venom.

>Office lady scorpion hardly has any effect on you. She's practically begging you to stay despite your lack of interest and your barely affected dick
>Middle school scorpion barely grazes you with the barb and you're on the verge of cumming your tendons out
>"Gee mister, looks like you're a rotten lolicon who gets turned on by middleschoolers."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:52:22 2016 No.15967505 >>15967497 Oh, it's you again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:55:06 2016 No.15967513 >>15967505 Who? I don't think I've brought this up before. Not everyone with you don't share an opinion with is the same person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:55:10 2016 No.15967514 File: 72 KB, 540x688, 1345854354353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967477 >"OMEGA MU! OMEGA MU!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:55:26 2016 No.15967516 >>15967497 You definitely wandered into the wrong neighborhood, then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:55:50 2016 No.15967519 >>15967514 >OMEGA MU >MU Moo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:56:44 2016 No.15967522 >>15967516 No, this neighbourhood just changed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:56:56 2016 No.15967525 >>15967497 >For some reason, this thread in general has shifted away from monstergirls which can actually be dangerous People don't like dying. Shocker, I know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:57:14 2016 No.15967529 >>15967504 Probably not as there wouldn't be much use of their poison if that were the case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:57:16 2016 No.15967530 >>15967519 Ωμ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:58:01 2016 No.15967534 >>15967514 Great, now I'm imagining being tied to a bed and raped by a bunch of busty Minotaurs who keep chanting, cheering, and fistbumping whoever's next in line. Thanks for the boner. >>15967519 I think that was the joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:58:46 2016 No.15967539 File: 257 KB, 894x894, 1419394632325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967530 With a moo-moo here and a snu-snu there~

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:59:04 2016 No.15967541 >>15967522 You've been away for a long time if you think the neighborhood's changed much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:59:14 2016 No.15967543 >>15967525 And yet it's a thing which has to happen. Even undeads revolve around it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:59:38 2016 No.15967547 >>15967539 aww jeez

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:59:42 2016 No.15967548 >>15967522 Not as much as you seem to think. Even years ago when we had maybe one thread a month and femdom was the predominant fetish I feel like people would've called you out for being a shitbird if you wanted venom that caused legitimate necrosis.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 02:59:44 2016 No.15967549

>>15967522
Anon I get what you're saying, but you're about 2 years too late to make a difference in regards to this topic.

Even while these threads were still on /a/ they were still incredibly averse to anything more severe than tender rape. Even rough rape is enough to get a few angry (you)s directed at what you're writing.

You're not gonna get because this community was never molded by those forces. It's about fucking and only fucking of the sort that the main crowd approves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:00:05 2016 No.15967550 >>15967543 Anon, you're not going to convince anyone in this thread to accept your snuffshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:00:16 2016 No.15967553 >>15967541 I haven't been away, but I've been here for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:00:23 2016 No.15967554 >>15967522 Is this the part where you argue that True Monstergirl Fans™ are in it due to the danger and the rest are poseurs?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:05:54 2016 No.15967567

>>15967548
Even so, if we use the current example and say we're talking specifically about a brown recluse arachne, people would be fine with keeping the venom.
Otherwise they'd just talk about a generic arachne. Why mention brown recluse, if not to use their specififc traits.

>>15967550
I never said anything about snuff.

>>15967554
No, but that's an interesting response. It proves what I'm talking about. I suggest something a little against the grain of the hivemind, and suddenly you think I'm a radicalist who hates everyone else in the thread. It's a very black and white mindset, which isn't healthy to have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:07:38 2016 No.15967575 File: 335 KB, 452x800, Evil snake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cuddling pregnant monsters would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:10:34 2016 No.15967581 >>15967567 Anon, you know necrosis can be fatal right? It's not paralysis of the arm or leg, it's actual cell death.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:11:04 2016 No.15967583

>>15967549
It's not about making a difference. That'd be like trying to make every arachne have venom that has a realistic effect. But accepting alternatives alongside the hugbox stuff, and not having the thread get irritable because their safe space is being breached would be nice.
Because of the insane focus on MGE though, people have become unable to comprehend it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:12:20 2016 No.15967585 >>15967581 Yes, that's what makes it dangerous.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:12:22 2016 No.15967586

>>15967567
>Otherwise they'd just talk about a generic arachne, people would be fine with keeping the venom.
No they wouldn't, as evidenced by the pushback you're getting. Even if you ignore the venom entirely, recluses have recognizable behavioral and physical traits you can use. The name itself conjures an image of danger. As I mentioned you can keep the venom's effects reminiscent of the original without actually causing any damage too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:14:01 2016 No.15967590 >>15967585 Anon you know necrosis is something you amputate right? You're saying that you want to literally cut off limbs because of your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:14:58 2016 No.15967593 >>15967575 Fucking them and getting them pregnant and then cuddleing them is better. But Cuddling pregnant monsters Would be really good as well.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:15:36 2016 No.15967594

>>15967583
You're never going to get past the safespace Anon. If you're no stranger like you claim then please remember the number of threads that have gotten deleted due to people going apeshit when a fetish they disapproved of got discussed.

You can't change this community, you can't even make a dent. Most users who are still here have been here since the beginning and they'll stay here until the very end.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:16:53 2016 No.15967597

>>15967586
>The name itself conjures an image of danger
Danger which doesn't exist if you take away their venom. With your idea, it's just "ohh I paralysed you and now I'm going to have sex with you! Isn't that so "dangerous"!"

>>15967590
No, I'm saying that the risk would be present if you had her as your waifu. That's what an aspect monstergirls is about. Overcoming hurdles because of those anatomical and behavorial differences, and sometimes risks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:19:05 2016 No.15967604 >>15967583 >Because of the insane focus on MGE though Turns out people like good ends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:19:16 2016 No.15967605 >>15967597 Would the spider have the capacity to nullify the venom or would this end in a very scary trip to the hospital where she apologizes the whole way through while you try to stop it from flowing into the rest of your body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:20:42 2016 No.15967609 >>15967605 No, it ends with her eating you because we're girmderp now. Stand by for the same old discussion about Monsters getting shot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:21:01 2016 No.15967613 >>15967597 Anon, I don't know about you but if every monstergirl had the capacity for an end as bad as fucking necrosis, I wouldn't like monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:23:24 2016 No.15967618 File: 175 KB, 891x634, ermagerd_subway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967609 >eating we vore thread now brah

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:29:25 2016 No.15967638

>>15967597
>With your idea, it's just "ohh I paralysed you and now I'm going to have sex with you! Isn't that so "dangerous"!"
Yeah, there's no danger in being incapacitated by a woman willing to drug you and drag you into a web to be [roughly and] literally raped for god knows how long. That's a fine thing.

You'll notice though, I never mentioned paralysis. Thinking about it more, the idea of her "killing" limbs individually rather than the whole one bite=hole body paralysis thing has some merit. Definitely ups the horror during a struggle.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:35:02 2016 No.15967655

>>15967613
When you really get down to it, it's not like monstergirls aren't already brimming with bad end potential even without venom. We just choose to glaze over the facts of the matter.

>Harpies could drop you from terrible heights in their lack of careful handling
>Slimes could drown you with a single misplaced hug and lose a husband as a result.
>So many different monstergirls carry weapons with them that it's probably not that rare for someone to get accidentally sliced or stabbed.
>Lamias could constrict you to death with ease, a death with your eyes bulging out and your tongue popping out of your mouth would be terribly gruesome
>Getting gored by any number of pointy horns or having your entrails sliced open by sharp claws would be a terrible way to go
>Stomped is a given, but it's restricted to truly dangerous monstergirls like the cancer, centaurs, soldier beetles usho-oni and and other larger bodied girls.
>Then again, you could always just get shoved with enough force to break your spine and suffer brain damage, seeing as how most monstergirls get super strength as a freebie

>Every year tens of thousands of husbands die before their due time, why not help us reduce this number by asking your local government office about planning to accommodate your lifestyle and his fragility. Help us help you.
>*Sarah Mclachlan plays in the background*

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:38:05 2016 No.15967667 >>15967220 Moot pls go

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 03:39:28 2016 No.15967670 >>15967655 Please go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:04:21 2016 No.15967726 Why dont we talk about kappa?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:05:42 2016 No.15967728 >>15967726 She's ugly and dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:08:39 2016 No.15967738 >>15967726 retarded and stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:14:05 2016 No.15967748 >>15967726 Cucumbers in asses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:17:16 2016 No.15967754 File: 91 KB, 324x600, Grizzly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, bother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:19:01 2016 No.15967759 >>15967754 I am not your brother! Insest is bad!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:20:26 2016 No.15967761 >>15967754 >>15967759 Heffalump and Woozle girls when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:21:21 2016 No.15967762 >>15967728 >>15967738 >>15967748 Fine then, swithing gears Lets talk about ignis. Fire spirits are cool right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:22:23 2016 No.15967767 >>15967762 They're literally the opposite of cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:22:58 2016 No.15967768 >>15967762 I don't like women that smoke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:23:24 2016 No.15967770 >>15967762 >Fire spirits are cool right? no, but they're hot.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:24:42 2016 No.15967774

>>15967655
I didn't think you were talking about the MGE here because of how easy to explain all this is, but then you mentioned Soldier Beetles and Ushi-oni. Pardon me whilst I proceed to get carried away.

>Harpies could drop you from terrible heights in their lack of careful handling
Sure, harpies could kill you if they happened to drop you by accident. You could also die by tightrope walking between skyscrapers without any form of safety. Why would you do that if you weren't prepared for the risks and came with a harness or at least a parachute?

>Slimes could drown you with a single misplaced hug and lose a husband as a result.
A slime could only drown you if she deliberately shoved part of her own body into your lungs and left it there. The worse that would happen is passing out until she let go.

>So many different monstergirls carry weapons with them that it's probably not that rare for someone to get accidentally sliced or stabbed.
Their weapons are made of Demon Realm steel. It doesn't kill anyone.

>Lamias could constrict you to death with ease, a death with your eyes bulging out and your tongue popping out of your mouth would be terribly gruesome
Sure, that's possible. Monsters have so much power that merely brushing up against you will cause you to explode into gibs, so of course they can't possibly control such reality-shattering power. In reality: I imagine they aren't so strong that it wouldn't take deliberate effort to actually crush someone to death. And if it was an accident in the heat of the moment, that's what good ol' mamonobama is for.

>Getting gored by any number of pointy horns or having your entrails sliced open by sharp claws would be a terrible way to go
Don't headbutt the Ogres. What were you thinking? A monstergirl with sufficiently sharp and/or pointy features would definitely need to be careful. About as much as someone with a knife needs to be careful. Well, a lot of knives.

>Stomped is a given, but it's restricted to truly dangerous monstergirls like the cancer, centaurs, soldier beetles usho-oni and and other larger bodied girls.
But why would they trample you? Unless you lie down in the way of a stampede of centaurs while invisible or something, when would that happen? I can only see running from a rape-train Ushi-oni, tripping just behind some hedge where she can't see and having her bowl right over you. But then, don't monsters have an acute sense for spirit energy?

>Then again, you could always just get shoved with enough force to break your spine and suffer brain damage, seeing as how most monstergirls get super strength as a freebie
See Lamia answer. There's a difference between "super strength" and "Oops I destroyed another planet again". It's mentioned that truly competent humans are capable of standing toe-to-toe with some of the strongest monsters around. Why else would lizardgirls be a thing if you could never challenge them?

It's fine and dandy if you want to talk about your wacky, deadly non-MGE monstergirls. Maybe getting brutally murdered or having parts of your body rot away in front of you is your fetish or something, who am I to judge? At the end of the day: you're alone here, bro. Welcome to happy land, where grimderp is left at the door.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:30:28 2016 No.15967779 >>15967774 One of those moments where you post something without really thinking about it, see it appear and go "Holy shit I typed that much?". Is this what shame feels like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:33:29 2016 No.15967788 >>15967779 Shame! Shame! Shame!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:38:31 2016 No.15967800 >>15967768 I dont think they would smoke

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:40:23 2016 No.15967804 File: 712 KB, 3200x800, 1439902380831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I discovered ancient renderings of various girls, including a Sahu wearing a man's shirt and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:41:44 2016 No.15967807 >>15967800 But they're fire anon. Fire has smoke, generally speaking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:43:40 2016 No.15967813 >>15967807 Only if it's consuming fuel. Magic fire has no reason to produce smoke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:45:17 2016 No.15967818 >>15967813 Wouldn't it consume magic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:47:06 2016 No.15967820 >>15967804 >including a Sahu wearing a man's shirt and nothing else. Well she's prepared for the weekend it would seam. And the weekend is just going to be lazing around and fucking whenever the urge comes up. Clothes would just get in the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:47:28 2016 No.15967822 >>15967818 Presumably, but magic doesn't really turn into particulate matter after being expended.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:48:06 2016 No.15967823 >>15967820 If by "fucking" you mean masturbating and eating fish, then yes.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:49:21 2016 No.15967826

>>15967804
That Sahuagin is PREMIUM CONTENT. She wouldn't be able to walk around the house without being attacked.

A Hellhound in nothing but a labcoat is also pretty swank. Someone mentioned that exact fetish earlier in the thread so I'm sure they must be heavily breathing all over their screen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:49:41 2016 No.15967827 >>15967823 She just needs a husband anon. Won't you help a lonly monster girl out? Just for one weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:51:21 2016 No.15967831 >>15967827 >try to make Sahus popular for a long time >give up >suddenly people love Sahus and expect you to do your part in making them feel good I wish a Plague of Mucus Toads upon your house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:57:03 2016 No.15967849 >>15967831 I kinda feel bad for you. But Sahus are nice and that's your fault for making me like them. >I wish a Plague of Mucus Toads upon your house. Fine then. I'll take my harem of Mucus Toads and I'll be happy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:58:22 2016 No.15967853 File: 91 KB, 1250x1250, 1445556644887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967849 Now if only someone cared about other forgotten girls, like Sea Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 04:58:41 2016 No.15967855 >>15967831 People have always loved Sahus, Anon. They just don't get discussed very often for some reason. They're one of my top monstergirls. If I was husbando'd by one along my quest for waifu, I wouldn't even be mad.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:00:43 2016 No.15967860

Anon, say you lived in a monster girl village. And now let’s say a Lilim came by this village and was impressed by you somehow not being raped by every single MG there. She would enforce one of your fetishes on the entire village without any consequences. Everyone in the village will accept it and move on with their lives.
So anon, what fetish do you tell her to enforce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:00:44 2016 No.15967861 >>15967804 That top-hat though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:02:18 2016 No.15967865 >>15967860 Safe, sane and consensual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:03:50 2016 No.15967870 >>15967860 My fetish is that Lilims don't force fetishes on unsuspecting bystanders. Oddly specific, I know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:05:55 2016 No.15967882 >>15967860 Hmm... propose to the Lilim using the rule. It'd be cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:06:59 2016 No.15967886 >>15967882 >propose to the Lilim using the rule. What rule now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:09:18 2016 No.15967898 >>15967886 The one that she's willing to enforce. If it's fetish based, then say it's "handholding followed by a long loving relationship with a Lilim."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:11:29 2016 No.15967902 >>15967898 Allright, that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:17:28 2016 No.15967912 File: 708 KB, 1348x1500, 1461421435515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967003 >>15967011 Why is gentle femdom so high tier? I just wanna have rough love with a wan and then have cuddles after.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:20:18 2016 No.15967921

>>15967003
>most of us are between 17-24
Stop trying to make me feel old.

At this rate the only monster girls who would go for me would be desperate christmas cakes willing to grab the first man they can or a college student anubis who can't stand seeing me like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:20:33 2016 No.15967922 >>15967898 >How do you think I've held out against everyone here for so long? >I could only think of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:20:38 2016 No.15967924 >>15967912 You either want gentle or rough, anon. Both together isn't how it works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:21:42 2016 No.15967929 >>15967922 Welp, I guess we will never see that anon again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:23:30 2016 No.15967934 File: 18 KB, 273x278, 1473329121750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967924 Look at this man and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:26:01 2016 No.15967942 File: 179 KB, 852x1000, 1464847837502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967924 What? I can't enjoy a bit of rough sex, and then be her little spoon after?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:29:35 2016 No.15967951 >>15967942 yeah sure you could, but then that isn't exactly an entirely gentle night.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:33:53 2016 No.15967961
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>>15967030
That was nice, though you switched 'scenes' rather quickly, despite taking your time describing surroundings and building up at other times.

I see you ran out of ideas at the ending aswell.
Still despite all that it was nicely written, good descriptions, good word usage. Write some more and dont forget to pastebin this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:34:56 2016 No.15967967 >>15967549 >Even rough rape is enough to get a few angry (you)s directed at what you're writing. Literally bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:38:54 2016 No.15967979 >>15967961 This is wonderful image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:40:03 2016 No.15967981 >>15967961 Winter is best season

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:42:16 2016 No.15967986 File: 182 KB, 800x678, 1400576099434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15967961 Frost-resistant spiders!

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:43:48 2016 No.15967988

>>15967774
I'll add to that that MAMAMOMANA also affects the male. The husband of a lamia is bound to become stronger than an average human, much more resistant to some accidental extra pressure in her coils.

The same counts for all other MGs really. Its why a lava golem can get a husband just fine without horribly melting him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:47:17 2016 No.15967998 >>15967431 Fuck off roastie whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:53:53 2016 No.15968009 >>15967116 I'd read pretty much anything as long as it's monster girl related. Has anyone here stuck their teeth into the longer stuff that a few Anons on retardchan post on their own blogs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 05:57:17 2016 No.15968014 >>15968009 I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:23:08 2016 No.15968094 File: 378 KB, 690x698, 1450254573949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You... I've seen you. You are the one from my dreams.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:24:38 2016 No.15968104 >>15968094 Unfortunately, this was read in the Emperor's voice from Oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:24:41 2016 No.15968105 >>15968094 And you're the one from my nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:25:25 2016 No.15968109 >>15968104 Good, it was meant to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:26:28 2016 No.15968113 >>15968109 I'd prefer not to associate that with salamanders though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:27:24 2016 No.15968115 >>15968113 But Uriel Septim VII is the coolest of emperors. Are you saying Salamanders are not the coolest of lizards?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:29:18 2016 No.15968124 >>15968115 Salamanders are typically not old men destined to die in the next five minutes. Salamanders are less cool and more hotheads anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:30:13 2016 No.15968126 >>15968124 Well fine, forget about the nerdy Salamander hitting on you with Elder Scrolls quotes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:31:10 2016 No.15968127 >>15968124 Is it too much to ask for my waifu to be able to do the entire plane scene with me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:31:13 2016 No.15968128 >>15968124 >>15968126 At least it wasn't BAZINGA

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:31:44 2016 No.15968129 >>15968127 Is your waifu a Cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:33:12 2016 No.15968131 >>15968129 Of course!

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:33:22 2016 No.15968133

>>15968094
That makes me think, what if some random monstergirl walked up and said you were the husbando she always envisioned? Even if you didn't really know about her, and maybe she was a species you didn't particularly like that much. What would you say to her?

And if you rejected her, what's to stop the waifu you envisioned from doing the same to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:36:03 2016 No.15968140 >>15968133 I think I was born to meet you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:37:41 2016 No.15968143 >>15968126 I'd love a thick thighed, chubby salamander, although that leaves me wondering what she counts as a fight

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:39:28 2016 No.15968145

>>15968133
I'd tell her to slow down first of all.
I'm not about to tell her to fuck off but I'd like to, you know, get to know her a bit better as well as see how serious she is.

The only MGs I'd shoot down are a relatively small group consisting of either shit fetishes or irreconcilable phobias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:48:19 2016 No.15968157 >>15968133 >Implying any mg would ever have me as husbando

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:48:22 2016 No.15968158 >>15968133 Is this in a chuuni "Our fates have been intertwined." kind of way? Or a yandere "We're gonna be together forever and ever and ever!~" kind of way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:52:16 2016 No.15968167 >>15968157 You could probably snag a fatty, they aren't particularly picky

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:52:47 2016 No.15968168 >>15968167 They can do better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 06:57:28 2016 No.15968189 >>15968168 Eh, just keep moving down the scale, you'll hit a fatty who can't do better at some point

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:05:02 2016 No.15968217 >>15968158 If they were anything like the anons here, it's probably closer to the chuuni side.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:06:53 2016 No.15968223

>>15968189
There'd be a market for beautiful looking fat women.
Remember it's impossible for a monster girl to be physically unattractive. You can be repelled by them because of their mindset and actions, but you're still gonna want to rub your head into that belly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:07:29 2016 No.15968226 >>15968189 On this note, Anons, how 'low' would you go with a monster girl? Are there things/body types you wouldn't tolerate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:09:13 2016 No.15968232 >>15968223 Honestly, as long as the face looks good and they maintain good hygiene, I could get past a lot of that stuff. A fatty MG is still an MG >>15968226 Above is my answer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:11:57 2016 No.15968243 >>15968223 >beautiful looking fat women >beautiful >fat It's one or the other, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:13:20 2016 No.15968246 >>15968226 THOSE Wonderland girls. Lilly Alraune.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:18:00 2016 No.15968257 >>15968246 I'm not entirely sure what THOSE means. And lilaraune aren't that bad if you want twins, they just run into the plant issue of mobility

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:20:47 2016 No.15968263

>>15968257
Jub Jubs and Eggnog.
And come on
>""""yuri""""
>harem
>the fact they love eachother but they also love you and they're kind of the same organism
Lily alraunes aren't just a representation of the bottom of the fanservice barrel, they're also fucking creepy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:22:59 2016 No.15968266 >>15968263 Ok, I can see that. I've never personally had an issue with harems Below four

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:27:49 2016 No.15968280 File: 615 KB, 1062x1014, 40513390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish to impregnate a fluff. Once the pup comes out, I would snuggle with both their tails every night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:31:45 2016 No.15968290 >>15968280 That mofu looks like she's got more than one kid in there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:33:35 2016 No.15968302 >>15968290 A whole litter of fox daughterus to cuddle vigorously is even better, in a few years time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:38:34 2016 No.15968318 >>15968302 Fox daughterus are cuddly! I wanna breed a whole brood of muscle foxes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:39:57 2016 No.15968324 >>15968318 What are you going to do when they get too strong to control and you end up being the one forcibly cuddled?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:50:57 2016 No.15968365 >>15968324 It'll be worth it in the end, even if they start forcibly cuddling me. Just gotta hope they don't go farther

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:54:49 2016 No.15968378

>>15968365
You're going to get turned into a communal plushie for the girls. By the time the last one has had her fill, the first one will want hugs again. And then there's your wife. You better hope she isn't yan, or you're going to get DH'd all day every day and there won't be a thing you can do about it!

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:54:50 2016 No.15968380

>>15967605
Currently, there isn't an antivenin against brown recluse venom, but we're not exactly bound by reality.
You could say that it wouldn't be a stretch do develop an antivenin with the cooperation of the arachnes. A real bite by her might necessitate a hasty injection, then a hospital trip just to be safe.

>>15967609
>grimderp
You don't know what grimdark or grimderp is. Application, context and perspective is what makes the difference between something being grimdark or not. A deadly Arachne isn't grimdark. An edgy, nihilistic mass-murderer arachne, however, could (and probably would) be.

>>15967613
Never said every monstergirl. We're talking specific subspecies here, remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 07:56:08 2016 No.15968383 >>15967590 >necrosis BJ Pls no.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:01:25 2016 No.15968399

>>15967116
Scratch what I said before. I really, really want to read this story. It's always been boring to read about big scary monster girls that look at men "lecherously" and will only "rape" someone after they've already fallen head over heels in love.
Please write it brother. There's enough people here who'd appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:05:20 2016 No.15968411 >>15967116 There's stories where the boy literally gets raped to death by a malicious girl, so I don't think there'd be much of a stir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:05:47 2016 No.15968415 >>15968411 >literally Link please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:06:42 2016 No.15968418 >>15968415 http://pastebin.com/e1RWvF7f

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:10:26 2016 No.15968431 >>15968418 Can't beat the classics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:13:13 2016 No.15968446 >>15968431 I always thought she was going to "eat" the rest of the club members, too. Too bad there's no continuation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:13:52 2016 No.15968449 >>15967116 That's just regular Monstergirl City, though. Could be an interesting read, but the plot would be the clincher.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:14:49 2016 No.15968455 >>15968167 >>15968189 >Monstergirls >fat and/or ugly Pick one

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:17:04 2016 No.15968461 >>15968378 A lot of muscle mofu cuddles are the best in life

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:17:17 2016 No.15968462 >>15968263 >>15968266 They're not harem. Also I don't want yuri and monstergirls to mix together, and even less in these threads, but i don't think liliraunes should count for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:17:59 2016 No.15968464 >>15968143 Any competition could be a fight. It doesn't have to be about hurting the other person, it's about proving competence and dominance. How would YOU compete with a Salamander?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:18:06 2016 No.15968465 >>15968455 Well, there are folks who like fatties out there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:19:28 2016 No.15968470 >>15968465 Sure, if we're talking about 2D fat, which is alright if you're into that. It has almost nothing to do with 3D fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:30:39 2016 No.15968513 >>15968470 >Repression level 100%

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:32:00 2016 No.15968517 >>15968280 My waifu lays eggs so I don't think I'll ever get to admire her preggo-belly,

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:32:51 2016 No.15968521 >>15968513 Wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:34:53 2016 No.15968524 >>15968517 A lot of animals lay some pretty big eggs compared to their body size. Your waifu could easily have a smaller pregnancy belly with the egg inside before she lays it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:35:51 2016 No.15968528 >>15968524 I suppose that might work. Still no kicks though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:37:22 2016 No.15968531 >>15968528 No, but you get her kicking at the eggshell just before she hatches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:38:11 2016 No.15968535 >>15968531 Aren't reptile eggs all leathery?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:39:03 2016 No.15968537 >>15968535 Well, you never said what kind of a creature your waifu is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:40:08 2016 No.15968540 >>15968464 >>15968464 Eating contests. I wouldn't do it to win, just to mess with her over and over again

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:40:14 2016 No.15968541 >>15968537 She's on of them Salamanders. Not one with chubby thighs like>>15968143 is talking about though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:41:11 2016 No.15968545 >>15968470 2D makes everything better

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:41:48 2016 No.15968547 >>15968540 An eating contest might leave you both very uncomfortable though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:44:46 2016 No.15968553 >>15968133 I would be pretty happy, but I wouldn't go out with her. If my waifu rejected me one then I would confess again and again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:48:12 2016 No.15968560 >>15967041 >the guy always forcing loli >implying you need to "force" loli on 4chan >implying there's just one guy who likes it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:50:38 2016 No.15968566 >>15967041 >loli >forcing Ayy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:51:13 2016 No.15968569 >>15968547 I know my limits, I'd have a nice meal and let her stuff herself silly

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:52:14 2016 No.15968572 >>15968569 Not giving it your best makes her disappointed in you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 08:59:32 2016 No.15968590 >>15968572 That's fine, I'll softball a bunch of eating competitions so I can lull her in a false sense of security before going all out in a fist fight

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:01:27 2016 No.15968596

I want to stand by my waifus side as hordes of barbarians settle into the ruins of what was once an idyllic town. I want Orcs to bring their culture to fill in the gaps left by people who have died of old age or moved out. I want to be old and grumpy and tell their piglets to get off my lawn, I want to try upsetting them by offering to throw the ol' pigskin with them, and I want the waifu and I to become respected sages, telling of the days when people actually took care of their lawns and waxed and washed their cars instead of raiding nearby towns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:05:43 2016 No.15968605 File: 167 KB, 450x600, o01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paladin girls are just too cute. I want to violate one over and over again until she's given me a dozen children.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:17:54 2016 No.15968634

>>15968133
Sounds like a cheap pickup line, I'd either be suspicious, annoyed, or play it off as a joke depending on mood and circumstances. At any rate the statement isn't getting her far, especially without my dick to back her up.

I'd unfortunately expect the same from a waifu MG, so I'd approach her in a less cheesy way; if something was meant to happen it'd still happen. Luckily for me though there's only one type of human boy so I have that going for me.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:19:44 2016 No.15968638

>>15968569
>>15968590
You fool! You may know your limits, but what good are you if you never challenge those limits!?
Look at the Salamander as she stuffs her face to the brink of sickness.
Do you think she worries for limitations?
Do you think she is content with the bare minimum?
NO!
She's thinking any limits will be broken through, regardless!
She's thinking that if she gets sick, she'll punch sickness in it's dumbass face and win at that, too!
And even if the whole damn world brings her down, she'll lift the whole fucking thing up, herself! And gloat about it!
You think those shady douchewhistle tactics will save you?
She'll punch your shady tactics in their ugly smug face!
She'll obliterate any advantage you thought you had, with sheer force of will!
And then she'll punch your ass out with just a single punch!
But you know what? She won't even gloat about it!
Because you haven't won a single contest, so it's to be expected!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:21:01 2016 No.15968640 >>15968638 This Salamander sounds like a shounen MC.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:28:41 2016 No.15968659

>>15968226
I don't do loli. I can handle short, I can handle flat, but I personally find the whole little girl thing entirely creepy. Oppailoli barely gets a pass sometimes if done right and (nearly) legal. I think I'd have a pretty hard time dealing with spider types too, so those are out for the most part even without the personalities.

>>15968535
>Aren't reptile eggs all leathery?
That just makes it easier to feel the movement. With a soft shell you'd be able to feel more earlier, really. Just gotta be careful to keep things warm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:36:47 2016 No.15968672 >>15968659 >creepy

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:50:17 2016 No.15968704

>>15968133
I'd probably reject her if she's a species I don't like, even if she was I'd probably assume this was some sort of trick and reject her just to be safe.

So, if my waifu rejected me (which she probably will) it wouldn't be particularly surprising because she deserves far better than me anyway.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:55:46 2016 No.15968725

>>15968158
Why not both? Both is good. An MG with delusions so strong she doesn't mind killing to follow through on them.

As for >>15968133 I'd probably at least go on a date. If there is one thing life taught me, it's that happiness usually comes in ways you don't expect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:56:42 2016 No.15968728 File: 25 KB, 302x437, 01al.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15968605 Step aside buddy, this lady's already taken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 09:57:45 2016 No.15968731 >>15968728 Please don't post pictures of me and my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:02:48 2016 No.15968741 >>15968659 >Hearing your litte daughteru's heartbeat inside the egg It's such a simple thing, but I want to do it so bad.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:10:19 2016 No.15968758

>>15968133
Suppose I should've answered my own question, here. Frankly, I wouldn't know what to think. Having anyone at all, not just a monstergirl, suddenly walk up and say I'm some destined creation of her imagination would really throw me for a loop. I'd probably just tell her up front that she isn't the one I envisioned, but I'd still like to know more about her. Having some girl gushing all of her feelings about you to your face while you have feelings for someone else is a lot like that Rem scene, right? If a monster girl that wasn't destined waifu did that to me I would be all over her like nobodies fucking business.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:18:59 2016 No.15968780

So thread, somethin' weird has been goin' on lately with my phone. A number keeps calling me, and when I answer it, it's always just a second too late no matter how fast I am, and I miss the call. I called the number back, but it said the number was temporarily unavailable or some shit.

I'm suddenly hopeful that Gremlin waifu is trying to contact me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:20:33 2016 No.15968783 >>15968780 Nice blog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:22:04 2016 No.15968784 >>15968780 It's a Succuvirus. That's what you get for looking at too much monster girl porn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:32:28 2016 No.15968808 >>15968784 NO REGRETS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:33:23 2016 No.15968811 File: 152 KB, 1250x1500, HumanToys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is she gonna do with the contents of the box?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:33:52 2016 No.15968813 >>15968731 It looks like the two of you are very happy and will have many children.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:34:31 2016 No.15968814 >>15968811 Practice her deepthroating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:34:45 2016 No.15968815 >>15968813 It's still weird to post creepshots of us. Where did you even get that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:34:51 2016 No.15968816 >OP's pick is a Baphomet >NOT a LOLI Baphomet Is my first time seeing this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:38:20 2016 No.15968829 >>15968815 You know... hacking people's cameras and PCs and taking creepshots can get you some sweet cash. That’s all I’ll say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:41:44 2016 No.15968835 File: 1.12 MB, 700x1000, 1450737216929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15968816 Adult Baphos are the best.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:47:30 2016 No.15968854

>>15968835
I'm now lowkey convinced that the DL actually nerfed baphos with the 'loli only' option. Considering they're canon as the strongest species in several ways, she must have sealed away their true form with the whole mass brainwashing thing, convincing them all that their true want in life is a strong big brother. I bet the old DL was a bapho, thus why all the old monsters were terrifying bloodthirsty beasts. It... kind of all makes sense now.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:51:47 2016 No.15968863
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I wonder how a Lilim would train her husband to be better in the sack. Especially if he's a hard sub with emotional problems. Like a lot of people here. After all, he might start crying if she's too rough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:54:49 2016 No.15968867 >>15968863 That would be very interesting to know. Any ideas?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:55:34 2016 No.15968869 >>15968863 >if he's a hard sub with emotional problems Eh, what a little DE doesn't fix a constant flow of love and attention will. Eventually, he will start to enjoy even the most aggressive of attacks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 10:58:58 2016 No.15968883 >>15968863 Bring in a top Mindflayer to NT- heal her husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:00:09 2016 No.15968885 >>15968863 Mamono mana drugs are the best way to go.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:01:56 2016 No.15968889

>>15968867
I imagine she'd make love to him slowly. Trying to press her body as close to his while on top of him, so he can constantly feel her heart beat. She would probably say something like "This heart if mine beats only for your love", and other sweet nothings whispered in his ear. Sweet encouragments to forget everything and drown in her love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:03:20 2016 No.15968896 >>15968638 >My shady tactics fail >She's still at full strength Goood, as expected of my soon to be wife!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:03:22 2016 No.15968898 >>15968863 I don't see the relation

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:06:50 2016 No.15968911

>>15968883
I'm not usually into that, but the idea of him not even remembering his waifu, for her to desperately call to him only for him to be weirded out by a 'stranger' trying to come between him and the mindflayer...

Ah, I'm in despair and it's so enjoyable~

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:09:17 2016 No.15968916 >>15968911 Anon pls. Mindrape is only cute when it's a single guy being retconned into her beloved childhood friend.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:23:35 2016 No.15968953

>>15968863
>"[Insert Lilim name here], we've been sparring and training for, what, a year?"
>Two years actually
>"What's the point of all this?"
>Mother's been asking me about grandchildren.
>"Grandchildren? You mean-"
>Yes. So I'm getting you ready for that.
>"To fight your mom? I don't think it's even possible to fight your mom."
>For sex
>"... With your mom?"
>WITH ME
>"But we always have sex."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:29:10 2016 No.15968968 >>15968953 >Girls can only get pregnant if they cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:37:59 2016 No.15968987 >>15968896 >"Yesssss, let the lust flow through you."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:40:30 2016 No.15968992 I want to cum in a Kiki's cleaning gloves so she has to clean with my cum all over her hands all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:49:57 2016 No.15969017 >>15968953 How long would sex with a Lilim with the intent of impregnation take? Because if they've been sparring for two years in preparation, then it must take somewhere in the ballpark of a day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:53:07 2016 No.15969026 >>15968992 Are you implying she doesn't have more than one set of cleaning gloves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:55:03 2016 No.15969030 >>15969017 I feel like a span of a week would be more in range.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:56:11 2016 No.15969034 >>15969026 But showing her slender fingers to un unwed Mastah would be too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:56:28 2016 No.15969036 >>15969017 A week. Maybe two A month max if it's two years

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:57:55 2016 No.15969041 >>15969034 >Kiki taking off her gloves >Anon has to cover his eyes due to the brightness because they're so pale

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:58:05 2016 No.15969042 >>15969026 I'm implying I stole the rest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:58:29 2016 No.15969044 >>15969017 I'm sure the preparation isn't for the act itself but more for him to not fall into a coma upon consuming a cocktail of every mind and body altering substance known to man and monsters like prisoner fruit and raging mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:59:09 2016 No.15969047 >>15968992 Brass tacks Kiki don't handle no sass. She'll turn those gloves inside out and she'll slap yo ass.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 11:59:50 2016 No.15969051

>>15969017
In KC cannon the more powerful a MG is, the harder it has to breed. And considering how powerful lilims are, you might go for hundreds of years and not get her pregnant. But this is also KC cannon so if you are trying really hard to impregnate her, I would say maximum of 3-4 year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:00:03 2016 No.15969052 >>15969041 >Kiki gives him a handjob >Literally can't tell he's jizzed all over her hands since there's zero color contrast

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:01:05 2016 No.15969057

>>15969030
>>15969036
>A solid week of sex with a Lilim
>Switching between rough and wild sex to slow and sensual sex every so often.
>No pulling out, and occasionally she give you a kiss laced with prisoner fruit or sticky mushroom soup to keep you going.
>After it's all over she'd cuddle you and stroke your hair as you fall asleep together.
Shit, that sounds like heaven.
I want to do that with Deruella.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:03:29 2016 No.15969062 >>15969051 >3-4 years of nonstop sex I'm pretty sure it's not THAT long anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:03:36 2016 No.15969063 >>15969052 >Anon feels a hand on his shoulder >Glance at it >Freaks the fuck out thinking it's a ghost hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:05:20 2016 No.15969069 >>15969057 >I want to do that with Deruella. Me too, but too be fair I would take any lilim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:06:42 2016 No.15969073 >>15969062 DL has a kid about once every ten years and has been having nonstop sex for a millennium.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:08:47 2016 No.15969085 >>15969073 >and has been having nonstop sex Not true

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:09:03 2016 No.15969086 >>15968987 Now is the time for hotblooded battle!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:09:12 2016 No.15969087 >>15969062 That just how I interpret the whole "High tier monsters have a hard time getting pregnant.". Like >>15969073 said. It wouldn't be that bad for Lilims but it would still be bad. In the end, it's up for interpretation really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:10:34 2016 No.15969092 >>15969085 >Fucks her husband >Fights her husband >Never leaves the castle It's pretty much just never ending copulation and foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:12:21 2016 No.15969100 >>15969092 >Implying there isn't just a sitcom going on in the castle Probably airs at 5 in the Demon Realm every day

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:13:01 2016 No.15969102 >>15969087 It would be that bad for lilims since a bunch of them are more powerful than the DL when she originally took the throne.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:13:19 2016 No.15969105 >>15968987 https://my.mixtape.moe/giixfc.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:16:46 2016 No.15969115 >>15969100 >One minute opening >Ten minutes commercials >Thirty minutes of sex >Ten minutes of fighting >Eight minutes of B-blot with the lilims >One minute ending I mean, it would be better than most real sitcoms but that's exactly a high bar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:17:48 2016 No.15969118 >>15969115 b-plot not exactly I really got to be in less of a hurry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:19:52 2016 No.15969127 >>15969100 >Sitcom Reminds me of the idea of Druella introducing her fiancee to the others

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:28:34 2016 No.15969141 File: 697 KB, 900x1080, 7b5e8dcba6c54f3f490f1e5174612678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would witches be fun folks to hang around with? their houses must be a mess of books,ingredients,cats,spare pointy hats and miscellaneous things

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:31:17 2016 No.15969147 >>15969141 >Zipper only goes up to the ankle on her boot This shouldn't bother me as much as it does.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:31:34 2016 No.15969150
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>>15969141
I want to sneak up on a childhood friend Witch and sniff her hair without her noticing. It's actually because she cast a love spell on me but I've got a hair fetish so it just makes me sniff hers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:33:58 2016 No.15969157 >>15969141 With my luck, I'd find the one that would like to twitch her nose just to mess with me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:43:35 2016 No.15969177 File: 288 KB, 700x1100, safety-ring.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I haven't posted here in a while, have I

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:49:39 2016 No.15969192 File: 1.52 MB, 1639x1156, 21253971_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15969141 They have the coolest houses

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:53:11 2016 No.15969204 >>15969177 Oh no, It's YOU! NOT YOU! ANYBODY BUT YOU! Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:55:05 2016 No.15969210 >>15969204 He's Hyphen He used to post in /vg/ before he got kicked out

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:57:00 2016 No.15969216 >>15969210 I knew that. I was making a joke In hindsight, it wasn't a good joke

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:57:31 2016 No.15969217 >>15969177 Who's the blue qt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 12:58:19 2016 No.15969221 >>15969141 What happens if you make everything in a witche's house organized? I bet she loses her powers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:00:40 2016 No.15969227 >>15969221 Witches are not powered by NEET-ness, Anon. At most she'd be hindered by being unable to find her reagents.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:09:33 2016 No.15969244 >>15969227 I don't know Anon. Everytime she is going to cast a spell thoughts of a clean room would fuck up her concentration.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:17:11 2016 No.15969261 Gym bunny yetis in spats

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:17:27 2016 No.15969262
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>>15969210
I just stopped posting on vg because I had nothing to post over there, haven't drawn much mgq or mge fanart in a while.

>>15969217
She's the goddess of my blue demon ocs, like pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:19:46 2016 No.15969266 File: 717 KB, 1200x2250, beware-of-fluff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also this is probably too human to be considered monster girl but I think it's worth posting too And she'll have a spookier version sometime in the future

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:21:42 2016 No.15969268 Jesus. Every time I kill a siren in witcher 3 it physically hurts me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:27:29 2016 No.15969291 >>15969266 Looks like the kind of girl who's into anal, I approve.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:30:06 2016 No.15969297 >>15969210 Define "kicked out".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:31:45 2016 No.15969301 >>15969262 >I just stopped posting on vg because I had nothing to post over there >Get curious, search Hyphen in a /vg/ archive >All those results Well that's something I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:33:26 2016 No.15969309 >>15969297 You got kicked out, don't pretend otherwise. Leaving of your own accord means you left before people became hostile to you, people got hostile to you and then you started dissing them. t. Nine Heaven Fields.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:34:49 2016 No.15969315 >>15969309 I'm not Hyphen. I was asking because I didn't know. You're very quick to accuse though, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:35:52 2016 No.15969316 >>15969309 Also, I should probably mention, it's not really possible to actually be "kicked out" of a thread, or general threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:36:30 2016 No.15969318 >>15969266 >shoulder freckles I'm confused, why are there cumshot targets up there? Is it for armpit sex?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:37:02 2016 No.15969321 File: 32 KB, 547x615, beware.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15969291 >>15969318 I mean you can try

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:37:16 2016 No.15969323

>>15969315
>>15969316
Well, you seem incredibly defensive for someone completely uninvolved.
Let's put it this way, there was a period when most everyone involved with the bullshit could not post in the thread in an identifiable manner without getting absolutely roasted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:39:00 2016 No.15969330 >>15969321 I bet that's a plastic knife, how adorable of her. >>15969323 Do be fare, that goes for anyone identifiable in any thread on /vg/. Granblue generals are pretty much the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:40:01 2016 No.15969335 >>15969297 The basic gist is that drama happened over there and the thread got hostile to him. Obviously not kicked out in the literal definition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:40:03 2016 No.15969336 >>15969330 >fare I swear I haven't been drinking, it's only 6pm.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:40:46 2016 No.15969339

>>15969323
I'm accused of being someone I'm not. Or I was, anyway. Not sure how to act there, besides defensively.

>there was a period when most everyone involved with the bullshit could not post in the thread in an identifiable manner without getting absolutely roasted.
That's just specific enough to be enticingly vague.
I crave the details like a gossiping housewife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:41:30 2016 No.15969341 File: 112 KB, 750x750, 1476466890636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15969330 This one isn't plastic tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:44:16 2016 No.15969352 >>15969339 see >>15969301

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:44:22 2016 No.15969353 >>15969339 Well I personally am extremely tired, and if you know who nine heaven fields is and where he lives you'd know why. Goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:51:18 2016 No.15969373 >>15969341 Her ears are still cute though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 13:53:43 2016 No.15969384 >>15969341 Draw lewd armpits already.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:04:47 2016 No.15969410

>>15969352
>>15969353
Oh. People are using "Hyphen-level bad" as a universal standard. That's an ill omen.
It looks like people on /vg/ didn't like him because this Ecstacy drawfag gave him criticism after he tried to become an artist for MGQ NG+?
The fallout of that seems to be the key event.

I should get around to catching up on MGQ. Been a while since I played it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:05:37 2016 No.15969412 >>15969410 >Ecstacy drawfag Ecstasy is the guy making the NG+ mod.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:05:58 2016 No.15969414 >>15969410 Oh, I guess this Ecstacy person was also in charge of choosing the artists to work on NG+

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:09:29 2016 No.15969419

>>15969414
Jiffic is definitely far superior to Hyphen, but Jiffic is far superior to a lot of people so that's not shitting on Hyphen as much as it's praising Jiffic.
Also there was some really harsh tension back there with both sides stirring shit about the other, much of it seemingly false.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:13:58 2016 No.15969431 >>15967961 Yeah right at the end I felt like I was taking too much time, so I did kind of rush it. Thanks for the read, pastebinning now

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:16:14 2016 No.15969438 >>15968449 Someone here already writes a dark monster girl city thing don't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:21:37 2016 No.15969452 >>15969268 Rapey monster girls who just want to get pregnant are the best but evil monster girls need love too I feel your pain

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:23:29 2016 No.15969459 Greentext from earlier has been binned http://pastebin.com/ma2k2LAF

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:24:07 2016 No.15969465 >>15969419 Just seems like the usual drama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:25:39 2016 No.15969472 >>15969459 What species is in it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:26:01 2016 No.15969476 >>15969419 Indeed, /vg/ only see things in black and white though so if it's not god tier it's shit in their eyes. That's pretty much board culture for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:26:41 2016 No.15969481 >>15969410 >>15969410 >I should get around to catching up on MGQ. Been a while since I played it. PARADOX TRANSLATION NEVER is basically all there is to catch up on

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:26:44 2016 No.15969483 >>15969472 Humans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:27:02 2016 No.15969484 >>15969472 Brown Recluse Arachne, not with any necrotic venom like that one anon keeps pushing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:28:05 2016 No.15969486 >>15969476 >That's pretty much board culture for them. >/vg/ >board culture It is a board of miniature boards. The only thing they have in common is that they're all generals, they don't even all have a bogeyman while others have ten or more (/gsg/).

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:28:17 2016 No.15969490 >>15969484 Then what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:29:18 2016 No.15969494 File: 2.94 MB, 852x360, 1475405923314.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When your patrol walks too far into the demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:29:25 2016 No.15969496 >>15969476 >Indeed, /vg/ only see things in black and white though I can feel myself struggling for breath under a wave of palpable irony.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:29:41 2016 No.15969497 >>15969490 (You)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:30:18 2016 No.15969499 >>15969490 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:30:41 2016 No.15969501 >>15969494 >When Anon uses shitty memes to repost off-topic webms from ages ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:30:59 2016 No.15969503 >>15969483 Trash. >>15969484 Good.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:31:17 2016 No.15969505

>>15969476
I'd rather give the NG+ guy the benefit of doubt regarding Hyphen's skill back when he applied for mod. That everyone improves in time only leads to the idea that everyone was shittier in the past.

Plus from what I can get from going through the archive, they seem to hold a grudge for things other than art. It'd honestly surprise me if a general so starved for content that they changed their name would pass it up just because he was shit in the past.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:32:43 2016 No.15969511 >>15969501 Wot

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:33:59 2016 No.15969519

>>15969497
>>15969499
The word "brown" only comes up once, and "recluse" doesn't come up at all.

Why say it's a certain kind of arachne when it's not actually a certain kind of arachne? There's no behavorial quirks to indicate that she might be a brown recluse either. She's just a generic brown arachne.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:34:01 2016 No.15969521 >>15969494 >>>/twg/

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:35:08 2016 No.15969524

>>15969505
Hyphen was actually not good enough at the time, that's beyond question, especially when you compare it to jiffic.
They seemed to have issues with each other to the point one or both would fabricate problems with the other to make them look worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:37:15 2016 No.15969536 >>15969521 That's not even total war.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:37:35 2016 No.15969538

>>15969496
It's more extreme there, as someone who lurks multiple generals there I can tell you that these threads are actually quite lucky not to have that much shit.
>>15969505
I haven't lurked those threads nearly as often as I should but from what I remember, someone used to shitpost while pretending to be him and they also got him confused with someone else from an irc channel.
Lack of content also means more time to spend bitching and kicking up pointless drama, other generals also suffer from that. Not going to defend hyphen's old art though, he's got better over time and he sure wasn't good enough to do art for a game back then.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:38:19 2016 No.15969542

>>15969519
It was written with one because the discussion earlier is what prompted the greentext. Recluses like cool, dry areas, and don't use much web either as they are hunters. Most of it is implied rather than stated. I do so what you're saying though, and where I to have done something longer it would be different. Still no necrotic venom though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:39:22 2016 No.15969550 >>15969542 See Were Thanks phone posting

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:40:09 2016 No.15969554

>>15969524
>to the point one or both would fabricate problems

I don't think anyone was autistic enough to keep multiple logs of everything said and done by any party to prove or disprove anything that was claimed.

As much as I wouldn't immediately assume they're true, I also wouldn't immediately assume they're false.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:41:14 2016 No.15969557

>>15969542
>Recluses like cool, dry areas

You wrote that she prefers the living room because it's warm. So she can't possibly be a brown recluse by that standard either.

The web thing is valid, but there's lots of other spiders you could apply that to, really.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:44:16 2016 No.15969573

>>15969554
Well for example I remember one time Hyphen accused Ecstasy of being 'so slow even Jiffic got tired of his laziness' when I don't remember Jiffic ever saying anything of the sort and Ecstasy (henceforth 'salty') actually challenged him to ask Jiffic directly in IRC and was turned down. I'm sure Salty did the same to Hyphen at some point.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:44:26 2016 No.15969576

>>15969557
She was originally in the attic, and though I did state her claiming it was nicer it was more so dialogue for the sake of it. I understand your criticisms, but I wasn't really trying to push the recluse part. It was just a greentext for the sake of the discussion at hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:48:42 2016 No.15969591 >>15969573 >Hyphen accused Ecstasy of being 'so slow even Jiffic got tired of his laziness' Those were fun times

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:49:58 2016 No.15969596 What would some blockbuster movies in MGC be? What would they be about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:51:21 2016 No.15969604 >>15969596 The Ring from the perspective of the girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:52:22 2016 No.15969607 >>15969596 Basically our blockmovies but with porn scenes >Still no decent dinosaur MG design out there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:52:25 2016 No.15969608 >>15969596 Man's Best Lay A touching love story about a Kobold childhood friend who follows the MC through thick and thin, and at the end he confesses to her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:54:44 2016 No.15969618 >>15969596 Dances with Wolfus

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:55:34 2016 No.15969621 >>15969604 >POV porn LEWD. Would this run in normal theaters of in seedy grindhouse cinemas?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:58:15 2016 No.15969631 >>15969596 >>15969607 Wow, I need to stop posting while I'm sleepy So yeah they'd be similar to our blockbusters but with sex scenes throughout or at the very least one at the end Jurassic Park would be a whole lot different tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:59:23 2016 No.15969638 >>15969618 The Grey with wolfgirls. There's worse ways to go than death by wolfgirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 14:59:36 2016 No.15969639 >>15969631 >Shota hiding in the kitchen from a CC velociraptor I would watch the fuck out of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:01:53 2016 No.15969651 >>15969607 Oh man, those Anaconda movies with huge CC sneaks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:01:56 2016 No.15969652 >>15969631 I want to see her toothy grin when he calls her a clever girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:05:00 2016 No.15969665 >>15969608 And then they have a daughteru and things get weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:06:01 2016 No.15969669 >>15969665 Who says he has to dick the daughteru

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:07:35 2016 No.15969676

>>15969621
>seedy grindhouse cinemas
Now I'm imagining monstergirls going to a hole in the wall cinema with "private booths" to watch movies for a "discerning customer".
>"And these movies you're showing. are they real?"
>"Oh yes, real as real gets. We've got everything a sick girl like you could want in POV. Real kidnappings and rape, real mindbreaking, real gangbangs, hell we've even got the REAL sick shit."
>"Even... Even Reverse Corruption?"
>"If you're up for the sick shit then yeah. I warn you though. Not for the faint of heart."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:07:50 2016 No.15969678 >>15969669 It's like you're trying to summon Him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:09:02 2016 No.15969685 >>15969678 It was never my intention. Now I hope he shows up though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:10:05 2016 No.15969689 >>15969685 Just put a small Kobold in a magic circle and he'll show up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:10:16 2016 No.15969692 >>15969638 >death disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:11:48 2016 No.15969701 >>15969692 >Calling death-chan disgusting She will get sad you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:13:22 2016 No.15969708 >>15969692 It has to happen. And I wouldn't mind it happening while looking into a wolfgirl's beautiful eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:13:50 2016 No.15969711 >>15969596 >Cube Monsters locked in a puzzle-like cell slowly being flooded by the scent of an unmarried virgin male

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:14:04 2016 No.15969713 >>15969689 Would He really show up for any old Kobold?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:14:27 2016 No.15969715 >>15969711 How does it end

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:15:30 2016 No.15969719 >>15969711 What would Cube 2: Hypercube be like? >>15969715 The wurm is the only one to escape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:15:33 2016 No.15969720 >>15969708 Sure. She'll be right next to you as you peacefully depart the world from old age.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:17:34 2016 No.15969731

>>15969720
>old age

Boring. I want to go out in battle. Fighting for what I believe.
I want to fight for the right to die fighting and looking into beautiful wolfgirl eyes. And if you want to deny me that right to fight to the death, then you can either fight me or kill me right now, after giving me a wolfgirl with beautiful eyes to look into while I die or die fighting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:17:59 2016 No.15969735 >>15969713 Not him, but I was assuming he'd have to find a Kobold to make a daughteru with in the first place, so that's what the Kobold in the circle would be for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:18:06 2016 No.15969736 >>15969713 Ops, meant to say Small Kobold Doll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:19:51 2016 No.15969745 >>15969735 >>15969736 Aah, I see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:21:22 2016 No.15969751 >>15969719 Judging by the description, we throw in Cheshire Cat or whatever reality-warping MG abilities into the mix. Results may vary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:24:13 2016 No.15969764 >>15969639 Ahem, TWO velociraptors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:26:12 2016 No.15969770 >>15969618 Aw man I loved Kovin Kestner in that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:26:20 2016 No.15969771 >>15969596 The sappiest romance movies you can imagine

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:26:27 2016 No.15969773 >>15969596 Documentary on the Serial Hugger

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:28:30 2016 No.15969782 >>15969771 With plenty of tender cuddling scenes to make single girls jealous?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:32:16 2016 No.15969788 >>15969773 Joan Wayne Gracy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:39:54 2016 No.15969812 >>15968811 I'm suddenly thinking of the end of Se7en with a Dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:46:14 2016 No.15969836 >>15969788 >Joana Wayne Gracie >BJJ mistress / serial hugger Y'all better watch out on the hot streets of Rio or you might get hugged from behind by those powerful arms. She won't let go until she's satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:49:11 2016 No.15969851 What are you waiting for? Do something creative to feed the fairy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:51:57 2016 No.15969864 >>15969851 Was supposed to draw a little bit today but I ended up fapping 5 times. Don't worry artfairy! I'll draw for 10 minutes before I leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:52:57 2016 No.15969871 >>15969851 I would but i spent the day watching kanenberi. Maybe tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:53:07 2016 No.15969873 >>15969864 Like, consecutively? Your dick doing ok dude? >>15969851 Wrokin a stori write now acutally

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:54:24 2016 No.15969880 >>15969851 Im whaiting for part 3 if scales

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:54:49 2016 No.15969882 >>15969851 I can't

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:55:14 2016 No.15969884 >>15969873 There was a 1 hour rest between them, so it's doing fine.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:56:18 2016 No.15969888

>>15969452
Doesn't help that I play such a shit witcher too. Setting free evil spirits left and right. Why they gotta attack man? The witcher world needs some mamono mana. Like the one really old ekhidna on skallige. Just lemme give you sum fuck, hive me head, don't make me take your head. Crazy monster bitches

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:56:38 2016 No.15969889 >>15969880 Im waiting for tomorrow to wotk on scalebound part 3. Dont know why my phone fucked it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:57:13 2016 No.15969890 >>15969851 I hate the art fairy. She's so annoying, insisting I have unrealized talent

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 15:57:19 2016 No.15969891 >>15969851 Coloring and shading is weird to do. Trying to find a different brush for drawing with takes to long. Drawing takes a lot of work I need you art fairy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:03:06 2016 No.15969916 >>15969851 I'm almost finished

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:12:54 2016 No.15969949 >>15969851 I'll spend the whole night writing just to please the fairy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:23:01 2016 No.15969994 File: 770 KB, 640x800, Lady_Vampire_4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which kind of hybrid vampire is the best vampire?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:23:54 2016 No.15969998 >>15969994 The one with the most succ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:31:33 2016 No.15970031 >>15969998 so, succubus vamp?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:33:31 2016 No.15970039 >>15970031 If the shoe fits. A vampire with dream powers seems pretty interesting, too.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:37:07 2016 No.15970062

What if...Not Indiana Jones Anon accidentally recreates the ARISE MY MASTERS scene by awakening a life sized Anubis Heiroglyphic on the wall with his baby batter when he was jerkin his gerkin at heirglyphic porn?

Actually halfway through this I remembered there's already a Mantis version of this.

I was disappointed but it's getting posted anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:38:13 2016 No.15970069 File: 404 KB, 701x992, Nightmare 2.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970039 >Vampire Nightmare That would be some premium goodness son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:40:02 2016 No.15970075 >>15970069 I mean, succubi are the original dream monsters, but sure, if you want to do that instead.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:42:54 2016 No.15970091

>>15970062
You mean something link Link Between Worlds where she's an actual hieroglyph, but as she "unsticks" from the wall she gains 3d depth and detail?
I wouldn't mind her absorbing me into her wall for some really weird sex, either. Or printing her in hieroglyph form onto a daki or bedsheet to dick her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:50:07 2016 No.15970116 File: 436 KB, 800x600, Paintgeist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970091 Yeah kind of. Was more of a Jojo thing. This girl is literally what you want though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:52:59 2016 No.15970125 >>15970116 Trumparts not far off either, come to think of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:53:53 2016 No.15970131 >>15970125 What?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:54:27 2016 No.15970135

>>15970116
Ah, you said hieroglyph, so I thought it would be like her taking a printed form on a surface. But the paintergeist is a top tier girl as well.

I can dig it if she's a stone beauty with a penchant for absorbing, embedded into an ancient rock too, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:56:51 2016 No.15970143 File: 296 KB, 1080x1920, 1471154987628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970131 Kinda rough that she's forgotten about already

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 16:58:34 2016 No.15970148 >>15970143 Her gooey portal thing is the best. It just sucks for her that KC decided to make her another dull human girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:08:04 2016 No.15970191 >>15969994 Dragon vampire and vampire vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:09:02 2016 No.15970195 >>15970091 Wouldn't she just look like a line segment though?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:11:00 2016 No.15970205
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>>15970143
Oh...uhhh... her.

At the risk of sounding like an art beggar, she would really help with being memorable if she had literally any fan art drawn of her.

Unfortunately the only thing I can think of right now is how terrifying it would be if I was using a giant playing card to steady myself while jerking it to some dormice bathing in tea and a fucking trumpart hand pops out of the wall to "help" or something.

A true fear boner, I'd probably start screaming and run headfirst into a wall full tilt with my pants around my ankles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:12:44 2016 No.15970218 >>15970205 >and run headfirst into a wall full tilt with my pants around my ankles. Yes, into the wall, then inside it. Into the waiting arms of the trumpart. Just as planned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:13:18 2016 No.15970220 >>15970148 She is actually the card.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:16:31 2016 No.15970239

>>15970220
We should have some art of her literally as the relevant symbol of the card, then. You know, where she is the animate image of the card, mirrored at the waist.
Oh, and the ability for her to literally turn into the white goop of the magic card, like a portal slimegirl, who can reform into her default form T-1000 style.

I'll take pity on KC and let him have that one for free.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:17:37 2016 No.15970248 >>15970195 Imagine it as her peeling away from the surface she's painted on. Then she slowly gains more depth, rounding out as her features adjust and actually assume a three dimensional shape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:18:42 2016 No.15970251 >>15970248 I was more talking about taking you into her plane to do the weird sex thing, but that would be interesting to see.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:18:43 2016 No.15970252

>>15970218
>First trumpart tries to grab my dick
>I run off in the opposite direction headfirst into another playing card
>Second Trumpart just drags me in while the 1st one gets nothing

That isn't NTR or cucking right?

It's just like that one parrot stealing an almond from the other one basically.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:19:39 2016 No.15970257 Be careful with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:21:13 2016 No.15970260 >>15970252 It's competition. And it's pretty whimsical, so it's fine. This is Wonderland, after all. At the tea parties, they probably make the boys into chairs, and do the whole "change places" thing on them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:23:16 2016 No.15970268

>>15970251
Oh, right. Well, if I was 3D, I'd perceive the 2D Hierobis (Anuglyph?) as a line segment. But if I was in her 2D realm with her, that wouldn't be the case.
Uh, I think. I'm not really sure how that'd work, visually and spatially. Unfortunately, I'm not 2D.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:24:01 2016 No.15970271 >>15970260 >When you want a Jabberwocky but don't want to be a chair Well...I guess sacrifices have to be made for what you want. Like haremfags and Bi-corns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:27:29 2016 No.15970280 >>15969851 Its friday night. I'll do something tomorrow or something. The ideas are there and whatever.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:27:54 2016 No.15970282

>>15970271
Just don't go to the tea parties. Or find another one. When you have an entire universe based around a single hard theme, it's not going to be hard to find repeating events, or the same thing with just slight variations. It's like No Man's Sky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:34:44 2016 No.15970299 File: 233 KB, 1000x595, feedthefairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15969851 OK, open wide~

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:36:31 2016 No.15970310 >>15970299 I love the concept of being able to draw something and have it become a "real" object for an art-based being.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:37:22 2016 No.15970317 >>15970299 Fairies can't eat paper. They need real food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:38:41 2016 No.15970323 Is it wrong for me to want a handsome, manly (but still has huge breasts) to kabedon me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:44:49 2016 No.15970337 >>15970299 Cute! >>15970317 Art fairies eat art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:45:24 2016 No.15970340 >>15970299 Too adorable. Stop making me want a fairy of my own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:46:01 2016 No.15970343 >>15970299 >>15970317 >>15970337 DRAW A DICK AND FEED IT TO HER A BIG ONE

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:48:16 2016 No.15970352 >>15970299 >>15970317 I want to draw an art fairy a delicious picture of a five course meal. Also, where's her hat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:51:20 2016 No.15970363 File: 196 KB, 1300x437, 1469415074240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970343 No that's for mini succubutts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:52:12 2016 No.15970367 >>15969994 Ghoul Vampire

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:52:42 2016 No.15970370 >>15970299 I want to overfeed the art fairy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:53:14 2016 No.15970372 >>15970343 Anon, are you even trying? Obviously you photocopy your dick and scale up the image to an A3 size piece of paper, then get her to take it all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:53:46 2016 No.15970373 Where do I acquire a motivational pocket Yeti to cheer me on and tell me to just do it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:54:38 2016 No.15970377 >>15970370 Finally, all that time as a child I spent drawing chocolate after reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is going to pay off. Gonna make the tubbiest, happiest art fairy there is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 17:58:10 2016 No.15970384 >>15970377 >And so anon applied his stupendously specific skill, creating the worlds happiest and tubbiest art fairy.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:04:35 2016 No.15970409

>>15970384
I wouldn't exactly call it a skill. I just remember back when I was really young, coming up with my own kinds of chocolate and sweets and drawing them all, even the wrappers and stuff. Of course, when you're a kid, you just have to use every colour pencil you can. That's just a rule.
It resulted in some pretty crazy chocolates.

>Draw a chocolate fountain for the art fairy
>Colour in the cascade of brown liquid for her to drink
>She licks the paper, and the brown magically disappears, leaving the linework of the fountain itself intact, like her tongue's some kind of ultra-specific eraser
>You can just draw in more chocolate for her to lap up
>Or completely drench herself in

Art fairy just went up from a 10/10 to a solid 14/10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:07:22 2016 No.15970420 >>15970409 >inb4 people start edge lording art fairies that help mass produce magic weaponry against their will

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:07:25 2016 No.15970421 >>15970409 Awesome, although chubby art fairy needs to ride on your shoulder/be carried.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:08:51 2016 No.15970424 >>15970420 Nah, the magic arms and armor would only work when held by an art fairy. And the only thing we're mass producing is the Big Zoe automaton.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:10:28 2016 No.15970429

>>15970420
But whatever you draw stays as a flat, drawn image on paper. It's just that the art fairy can interact with it as if it's real. Though she can't actually make it real universally.

You could draw an RPG and give it to her, but only she could actually use it as an RPG. And who knows if it'd shoot out paper missiles or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:14:29 2016 No.15970441 >>15970429 >Draw an RPG for the art fairy >She sneaks around the house. >Loli large mouse comes in one afternoon, curious as to whats going on. >A paper RPG grenade bonks her on the nose, the art fairy taking cover in a bowl of fruit and wearing camo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:16:55 2016 No.15970454 >>15970441 >Art fairy fires her paper RPG >A paper missile comes out of it >Hits target on the nose >Explodes into red, orange and yellow chalk that completely covers their face What if you draw invisible clothes for her?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:19:43 2016 No.15970469 >>15970299 But wait, art fairies feed on art right? Does that mean that the art she 'eats' dissapears or dulls out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:21:09 2016 No.15970481 >>15970454 She get's stealth camo, going invisible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:21:24 2016 No.15970483 >>15970469 It vanishes off of the paper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:22:15 2016 No.15970487 >>15970469 She can pull it off the page and eat it like the real food it is. So don't keep giving her cake. >>15970456 Surprisingly nonbusty fox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:24:58 2016 No.15970494 >>15970487 >nonbusty

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:26:39 2016 No.15970503 File: 446 KB, 1852x2048, CmlpVU3UEAAVcW_.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970487 Looks like tittyfox and her relatively nonbusty (wolf?) friend from a while back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:28:23 2016 No.15970508 >>15970494 Welp, I see it now. >>15970503 Poor wolfu, she's gotta get that chest groped.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:31:37 2016 No.15970518
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Your Lizardman classmate has challenged you to a duel! She expects you to fight her the next morning on a grassy field near the university which you attend.

You aren't much of a trained fighter, but you certainly are clever enough to think of other ways to defeat her. You noticed that she looked kind of flushed when she challenged you, she might be going into heat.

What secret weapon or method do you apply to beat her anon? And what will you do after?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:32:55 2016 No.15970525

>witchfu makes a love potion with your semen as a ingredient
>she attemps to sell it to other monster girls
>its a success and its sellng like hotcakes
>both of you get rich beyond your dreams
>witchfu now has to milk you daily almost nonstop to meet the buyer demands

this is a good or a bad end?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:33:51 2016 No.15970530 >winter isn't far off I want to warm up a loli wight

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:35:08 2016 No.15970536 >>15970518 I won't show up at all so she looks like a loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:35:34 2016 No.15970537 >>15970518 I use lewd-fu, stripping down to my shorts and fighting the liardman with gropes, chest grapples, and ear nibbling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:35:39 2016 No.15970538 >>15970518 Fight her bareback or in a speedo. She's clearly not in the right state of mind; now is the time to exploit it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:35:46 2016 No.15970540 >>15970525 Won't that just mean that every monstergirl who buys and uses the potion will become addicted to the semen source? Heck, I'd do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:40:11 2016 No.15970559 >>15970456 Let me guess, inari sushi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:42:46 2016 No.15970565 >>15970530 >loli wight Are they as smug as loli vampires?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:43:52 2016 No.15970574
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It's raining here pretty hard today.
I really want to cuddle up with Miia and keep her warm while we read books and sit in front of the fire in my woodburning stove.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:44:00 2016 No.15970576 >>15970565 Less smug, more dignified. Little himederes that wear commanding looks while they lounge in a chair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:44:12 2016 No.15970577 >>15970565 Haughty little Himederes.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:44:38 2016 No.15970579

>>15970518
Let's see what options we have
1. Spike her food so she can't fight properly. She might just start masturbating during the fight.
2. She is in heat, so fight her in next to no clothes.
3. Eat a raging mushroom
4. Get some magic armor and weapons and try to overpower her that way

All in all I would probably go with a combo of 2 and 3.
.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:47:34 2016 No.15970595 >>15970530 I wonder if I could pay a lich to enchant my semen to keep warm for several hours. Couple that with a spell that increases semen production enough to fill a bathtub, and you'd have a very happy loliwight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:51:41 2016 No.15970618 File: 1.16 MB, 1765x2420, Kryri (1.2) [F][M].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970574 I wanna cuddle warm waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:55:36 2016 No.15970643 File: 886 KB, 2137x1841, gazer kryri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970618 I want waifu to warm me up and give me the motivation to make some food My room is freezing and haven't eaten today

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:55:48 2016 No.15970645 File: 657 KB, 842x938, 1446575929517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970574 >>15970618 Bundled up Monsters!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 18:57:41 2016 No.15970651 >>15970565 >>15970576 >>15970577 Haughty himederes that permanently become playful derederes pretending to be haughty himederes after you dick and dominate her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:03:26 2016 No.15970669 >>15970576 >>15970577 Sounds like A+ childhood friend material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:08:42 2016 No.15970684 >>15970645 That's some nice field mofu. Gonna catch her before she runs away and molest her tails for hours on end.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:09:25 2016 No.15970690
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>>15970537
>>15970538
>>15970579
Clever thinking! Using your natural advantage you arrive to the duel in nothing but a speedo. She berates you for not taking her seriously, but quickly realizes you truly do intend to duel her like this. With a blush and sweat already appearing on her forehead, the duel starts.

In the end, you wonder if it was really worth calling a duel, and not a rough sexually tinted wrestling match. Her early swings per poor and uncoordinated, she had severe issues even focussing on you in the first place. She certainly tried swinging her giant cleaver at you, but your dodges mostly involved taking a simple step to the side, avoiding her charge.

You on the other hand had no need for any fancy equipment aside from your hands and some good legwork. Making use of her poor focus and coordination after her first few swings, you manage to consistently get close to your flustered opponent. First ripping off pieces of her sporting suit, revealing her sweaty and glistering skin. You quickly start following up your grappling techniques with some good touching around her body. No bodypart goes untouched; rubbing her thighs, a squeeze in her left breast, a suckle on her right breast and a slap on her ass. Your relentless attacks quickly make the Lizard look like a sweating red tomato.

It isn't long till your opponent drops her cleaver, crashes to the floor and attempts to move her hand to her crotch. Something you prevent by quickly holding her hands behind her back, causing her to let out a desperate moan for mercy.

Congratulations! You have defeated your Lizardman opponent in a duel and have her at your mercy; softly moaning and whimpering for release. What you do with her now is up to you, but you remember what it means for a Lizard to lose a duel to a male. She is your mate now, and perhaps that isnt such a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:10:55 2016 No.15970693 >>15970518 Overdrive pocket desert.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:11:34 2016 No.15970697 >>15970684 Please remember that social norms in Zipangu consider heavy tail touching to be a proposal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:11:42 2016 No.15970698 >>15970690 >no raging mushroom Disappointing!

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:12:03 2016 No.15970700
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>>15970205
>At the risk of sounding like an art beggar, she would really help with being memorable if she had literally any fan art drawn of her.

Just this so far. I'm sure we'll have more when KC posts the profile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:12:16 2016 No.15970702 >>15970618 >>15970643 Cute waifus, never heard of that artist before so I've got some searching to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:13:10 2016 No.15970709 >>15970698 Raging mushroom is meme tier

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:14:29 2016 No.15970717 >>15970709 Okay, skip the mushroom, and just go full raging metaphorical wolfman on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:16:00 2016 No.15970725 >>15970698 Raging mushrooms are something you use afterwards anon, when she is already in a heap on the floor, to truly give her a lesson to remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:18:22 2016 No.15970739 >>15970725 Feels kind of limp to use it as a point to drive things home. It works best right at the opening of the fight, so when it wears off, both you and the monstergirl are absolutely sexually wasted.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:18:47 2016 No.15970742

>>15970690
Well I like her so I'll pick her up and take her ho, put her on my bed. And then I might take something like manitcore venom and fuck her for a few hours. Starting with mating press, moving on to doggy style then to a bit more sensual missionary and finally loving lotus.
I'll honer the traditions of lizardmen become her mate. I'll continue to do this until she is impregnated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:30:20 2016 No.15970793 >>15966126 dark mages

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:38:09 2016 No.15970817 >>15970669 Maybe, but S-tier age gap material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:39:13 2016 No.15970822 File: 515 KB, 844x1045, 1475466405399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gremlins are always up to no good!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:43:04 2016 No.15970831 >>15970822 Am I authorized to enter?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:46:27 2016 No.15970839

>>15970822
>Gremlin sneaking through top secret Human facility
>After learning about advances in nanotechnology, she just had to get in on that.
>After sneaking into a facility. She encounters a locked door, with footsteps approaching.
>A Human guard appears around the corner.
>Thinking quickly, she poses seductively, giving the impression that she did this all for him.
>Bribes him with rough hallway sex.
>After it's done she pulls herself off, lifting the keys and staggering back to the door, leaving him asleep.

Crisis averted for Gremlin-chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:48:28 2016 No.15970848 >>15970839 What if the guard takes his job seriously and throws her out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 19:57:56 2016 No.15970888 >>15970822 Nightmare at 20,000 feet would be a lot different if KC had a say in it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 20:02:49 2016 No.15970900 >>15970822 >No shortstack Gremlin to fuck in suspended congress. God damn it, I want to see her smug grin melt into an ahegao!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 20:20:59 2016 No.15970967 >>15970848 Then she leaves with a spanked bottom to come up with a new master plan to sneak in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 20:23:40 2016 No.15970974 >>15969490 Fuck off Shoggy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 20:27:07 2016 No.15970984 >>15970822 IN DEE DEE'S LABORATOOOOORRRRRYYYYY, LIVES THE SMARTEST GIRL YOU'VE EVER SEEN! BUT DEXTER BLOWS HER EXPERIMENTS, TO SMIIITTTHHEEREEENNNSSSS THERE IS GLOOOOM AND DOOOMMMM WHILE THHINNNGGS GO KUUUKUUUKUUU IN DEE DEE'S LLLAAAABBBB!

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 20:53:00 2016 No.15971039

>>15970967
And revenge on guard for spanking her bottom with a revenge rape.

>Foiled gremlin concocts sleeping bombs to knock out guard
>Intends to tie him up and rape him when he wakes while she gloats her new nanite tech
>She slips and the bombs go off, guard anon finds her and tosses her out with a note to stop coming back
>She invents roper-bot to tie him up
>Roper-bot X-0900 glitches after the sprinkler system goes off from her entry bomb
>Ties her up instead
>Guard anon finds and tosses her out again
>Goes on and on to the point she forgets about the nanites
>Gonna fuck that guard-anon if it's the last thing she do
>Devices increase in complexity and wackiness to the point she's become a recurring Saturday morning cartoon villain
>The facility staff stands by weekly to watch her latest attempt fail

It'd make a great show.
Like pinky and the brain but with one protagonist and more lewd. Or maybe she could have a socially inept automaton to function as her side kick.
"What are we going to do tonight Mistress?"
"The same thing we do every night, try to rape anon!"
"...Understood."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 20:54:32 2016 No.15971044 File: 2.68 MB, 480x270, Rabbit Waifu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15970984 >not even a snicker Not to worry, rabbit waifu will cheer me up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:09:15 2016 No.15971070 >>15971044 Best rabbit waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:13:30 2016 No.15971080 >>15971044 Source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:14:46 2016 No.15971084 File: 155 KB, 1200x1100, 134578435543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15971044 Make hundreds of rabbit babies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:18:26 2016 No.15971098 File: 301 KB, 744x1028, kitsune1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15961471 Alright, will do. Meanwhile here's a fox drawing I just did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:24:41 2016 No.15971111 >>15971084 I can't afford to feed hundreds of rabbit babies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:27:00 2016 No.15971118 >>15971098 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:31:19 2016 No.15971138 >>15971084 Dibs on the pink one

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:42:32 2016 No.15971178 It's been pretty slow lately. Are there still a bunch of people banned from Wednesday?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:45:23 2016 No.15971187 >>15971138 Fine, Wererabbit has fluffier thighs anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:57:06 2016 No.15971212 I'm hindsight, >>15971178 probably isn't the smartest thing to ask. That's like going into a mute ward at a hospital and asking for a roll call.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 21:59:48 2016 No.15971218 >>15971080 Seconding. I remember the scene, but searching 'ai' only gets me artificial intelligence stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:00:06 2016 No.15971219 File: 135 KB, 441x554, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15971212 It's okay. Everyone has their blonde moments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:01:56 2016 No.15971226 >>15971178 What happened on Wed?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:02:05 2016 No.15971227

>>15971039
>She attempts to put herself in a package and ship into the compound, like in MGS.
>She's locked into a storage cabinet and is later found and tossed out by guard-anon.

>She drives her shiny new drill machine underneath the facility, to get in from below.
>Drills into the water main and gets flooded out.

>Tries to sneak in under the guise of an inspector. Somehow amazingly successful despite how obvious it is.
>As she reaches the door, she can't provide authorization, and is swiftly kicked out by guard-anon.

>Creates anti-guard rubber-balloon bazooka.
>Misses shot against guard-anon, it bounces off the wall and knocks her out instead.

>Digs up a pitfall to catch guard-anon on his patrol.
>He walks over it like it wasn't there. She goes to investigate, only to fall in herself.

>Guard-anon finally gets vacation from 24/7 work hours. Gremlin tries to sneak into his house and rape him in his sleep.
>Tip-toes quietly to his bed, her mind going lewd and breath going ragged as she thinks she finally has him.
>She mounts guard-anon, preparing for rape, when his amazing judo master reflexes cause him to knock her out in his sleep.
>She wakes up in his bed the next morning, tucked in and with a note saying his "vacation" is already over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:03:11 2016 No.15971231 >>15971080 >>15971218 "Kyousougiga" is the source.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:04:18 2016 No.15971232 >>15971231 such a good show that whole season was A+

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:06:35 2016 No.15971238 >>15971226 Look at the top of the thread, meester man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:07:24 2016 No.15971240 >>15971219 How did that Kunoichi get her tail stuck?

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:08:16 2016 No.15971245

>>15971227
>That spoiler
I'm imagining he left her an egg sandwich she can reheat in the microwave in the fridge too?
>"That guaaaard! Damn him! Damn him for being so considerate!"
>"Oh god, this is good."
To be fair, it's probably the first solid food she's eaten in a while.

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:10:00 2016 No.15971247

>Kikimora used to be the leader of a group of delinquents, but quit when she met the man she knew would be her master
>Her former underlings still come to her looking for advice and wanting her to solve their problems
>She tries to hide it from her master, believing he'll hate her if he learns about her past
>After getting pestered by them repeatedly ever day for three weeks, she snaps right in front of her master
>"How many times do I gotta tell ya idiots that I'm done with that?! Stop coming to me to solve ya problems an' deal wit' them yourselves 'fore I give you a REAL problem!"
>Realization hits her immediately, but she's too horrified to turn and see how he's reacting
>It dawns on her that the noise she's hearing is muffled laughter
>She spins around and sees her master trying his hardest to hold it in
>He composes himself before she figures out how to respond and pats her head
>"I was wondering when I'd see this side of you, and it's just as cute as i thought it'd be. Come on, let's go home. Maids who cause a scene need to be disciplined." he says with a playful smile
>She replies with an enthusiastic "Yes Master!" and trots off after him

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:17:22 2016 No.15971262 >>15971240 >implying she would tell you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:21:01 2016 No.15971275 >>15971247 Softy. Just wait until you meet the danuki yakuza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:22:35 2016 No.15971278 >>15971262 I guess I would just have to convince her to tell me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:33:49 2016 No.15971302 >>15971278 She might tell you if you help her out and promise not to laugh. Just hope for your sake you don't laugh

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:34:38 2016 No.15971307 >>15970143 Showing her 52 pickup!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:40:37 2016 No.15971325 >>15971302 What happens if I laugh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:44:07 2016 No.15971346 >>15971325 Good things happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:47:16 2016 No.15971358 File: 278 KB, 1080x1920, 1471155994531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some men want a nice, submissive turtle girl I am one of those guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:51:37 2016 No.15971379 >>15971358 Hi Jeb. How're things?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:51:50 2016 No.15971380 >>15971358 I bet she likes guac bowls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:52:02 2016 No.15971383 >>15971346 Then why would I not want to laugh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:52:27 2016 No.15971384 Are there any stories involving nightmares?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:53:14 2016 No.15971387 >>15971383 The other Anon was lying to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:53:52 2016 No.15971390 >>15971358 I want to pat her head and rub her belly

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:55:08 2016 No.15971397 >>15971384 Well there was one time where mountain lions ate the lower half of my body so I had to crawl back to my car.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:57:04 2016 No.15971407 >>15971384 Ilothe has one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:57:38 2016 No.15971408 >>15971384 Our lives.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:58:15 2016 No.15971410 File: 52 KB, 655x833, 1434821545513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15971408

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 22:58:54 2016 No.15971415 >>15971408 Ice fucking cold

Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:00:17 2016 No.15971423

New idea. Must write it down for posterity

Space anubi with a bondage fetish. Trussing one up with her paws tied behind her, then leaving her to float in the middle of a padded zero-g cell, with naught but your scent filtering through the air conditioning, and a vibrator between her legs.
Then coming back a few hours later to find her, eyes glazed over with lust, slowly revolving, piston-bucking her hips inside an almost literal bubble of her own sexual fluids, like she's cosplaying some kind of weightless barometz inside her jelly orb.

Then leaving her limbs tied behind her back while slowly releasing all of her pent up sexual pressure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:01:20 2016 No.15971426 File: 325 KB, 788x576, hell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15971408

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:04:14 2016 No.15971443 >>15971423 Can someone continue this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:07:54 2016 No.15971460 >>15971443 I'm heading to bed now. Just needed to post it before I actually fell asleep. Sorry I can't go into more detail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:19:50 2016 No.15971495 File: 477 KB, 2182x2800, 1472165279642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15971247 >>15971227 >>15971039 >>15970839 Now I can't stop thinking about fat-bottomed Gremlins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:24:07 2016 No.15971511 >>15971495 I want to sniff her outfit after a long day working. I want to kiss her navel. I want to be the big spoon while we're asleep. I want to do lewd things to a gremlin holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:25:18 2016 No.15971513 >>15971495 I hope when they're profile is translated it deosn't specify that all gremlins are small like the profile pic. I want big hot curvy mad scientists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:29:40 2016 No.15971519 >>15971513 Well, Gremlins ARE known for being small creatures. And they're also a part of the Imp family. So don't hold your breath or anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:29:41 2016 No.15971520 >>15971513 I want small, curvy scientists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:30:16 2016 No.15971521 >>15971358 >her profile is already out >still posting shitty scans Why? BTW anyone has umi osho HD pic? Was it even uploaded here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:30:19 2016 No.15971522 >>15971513 Just give one the magical cake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:31:19 2016 No.15971524 >>15971408 DELET THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:33:20 2016 No.15971529 >>15971408 Hello darkness my old friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:34:31 2016 No.15971534 >>15971247 I like to imagine it's a fashion trend for delinquent kikis to crop their ear feathers straight up ala doberman like in the concept art, to give themselves a fierce appearance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:41:29 2016 No.15971545 >>15971521 Sorry man. I didnt have it on my phone

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:41:51 2016 No.15971546 My waifu wants to cuddle me in my sleep!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:43:48 2016 No.15971549 File: 1.01 MB, 1970x1130, yeti daki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15971546 Tell her no means no cuddles she will ignore it anyway and continue cuddles

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:48:57 2016 No.15971560 >>15971546 As long as you can sleep through it whats the problem?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:54:54 2016 No.15971576 File: 184 KB, 1024x967, construct.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dolls

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:55:24 2016 No.15971577 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to exercise and remain healthy, we don't want the imotous to have to care for you while your sick do we?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 14 23:57:30 2016 No.15971582 >>15971549 >>15971560 I want to be the big spoon but she keeps hitting me with her wings and I can her her chuckle and whisper a small "yes!" after she is behind me. Damn you, waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:00:39 2016 No.15971586 >>15971576 Big or small?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:01:23 2016 No.15971588 >>15971576 Dolls are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:02:10 2016 No.15971590 >>15971586 Well that one is quite big.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:03:05 2016 No.15971593 do centaurs fart during sex like actual horses?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:04:12 2016 No.15971599 File: 839 KB, 1000x889, 1470596904083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your bird for the evening

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:05:41 2016 No.15971604 >>15971534 Is there a place I can find this concept art, perchance?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:07:39 2016 No.15971607 >>15961062 >>15961068 Hey some of it is kinda okay, you just gotta dig. Not unlike this place really. Theres this one guy who does a bunch of fan stuff thats pretty good, like demonic alcohols and golem subtypes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:09:22 2016 No.15971614 >>15971599 Imagine the size of those heart pupils

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:23:22 2016 No.15971646 File: 671 KB, 2016x1915, succufitbus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15971577

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:24:50 2016 No.15971648 >>15971646 >A fitcubus will never ram your wood down her chopping block

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:39:48 2016 No.15971689 >>15971098 Nice, you are really good man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 00:56:14 2016 No.15971730 >>15971599 Creep.

Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:08:29 2016 No.15971754

How do you guys feel about monster girls who seduce you into having sex with them?

Could you resist a Succubus with your favorite body type fondling your penis through your pants while telling you about good it'd feel to go in bed with her?
I sure I hell could not, especially if I get a good whiff of her arousing pheromones or if she casts a charm spell on me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:09:07 2016 No.15971757 Who is a really good artist to commission for MG related stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:13:42 2016 No.15971770 >>15971757 You can check the google doc list at https://monstergirlcollection.com/artwork/ I don't think it's up to date at the moment but it'll give you a list of people you can ask.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:14:39 2016 No.15971772 >>15971754 Regrettably underused. I'm quite fond of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:15:57 2016 No.15971779 >>15971754 Depends on how she goes around doing it. Subtlety won't do it, and the direct approach is unnerving, but throw in a little sympathy and concern...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:19:26 2016 No.15971787 >>15971754 Seduction is top-tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:24:10 2016 No.15971801 >>15971604 It's in the archive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:27:17 2016 No.15971809 >>15971754 Why do you think I like kitsune?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:28:09 2016 No.15971813 >>15971779 How would it have to go down for you to end up mating pressing her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:43:13 2016 No.15971846 >>15971813 Caring and gentle that quickly transitions into wild and passionate. Barring that, not much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:45:36 2016 No.15971853 >>15971809 This nigga gets it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 01:52:22 2016 No.15971873 File: 96 KB, 700x1000, wip3_white horn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New wip Sorry for the delay dudes ;-;7 >>15971646 Aw yisss

Anonymous Sat Oct 15 02:01:24 2016 No.15971899

>>15971754
>watching tv
>start dozing off
>imagining an Alice suddenly appearing
>she climbs onto my lap
>gazes sweetly towards me as she straddles me
>leans in close, trying to wake me up with light, feathery kisses around my face
>the entire time, her crotch is rubbing my own
>Nothing rough or intense, but just so subtle
>enough to trigger a thick arousal
>becomes thicker as a part of me feels the fabric over her own nether-regions moistening with each slow drag
>she eventually settles down
>sighing contently as she rests against my chest, her ear listening to my heart as it beats an irregular rhythm
>the last thing i hear is a faint voice whispering 'play with me'

...I think I need to find me a woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 02:16:54 2016 No.15971941 >>15971873 Very fluffy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 02:20:27 2016 No.15971946 >>15971873 Nice, don't forget the snowy ends on her lower body, it really makes the design >>15971899 Alices are pure, she acted lewd unconsciouslly

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 03:17:12 2016 No.15972063 >>15971899 Noice daydream m8 That was worth the read

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 03:49:54 2016 No.15972143 >>15971899 It would take a will of Iron to resist an Alice like that. Grinding her fat loli rump on your crotch while you sit there gritting your teeth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 04:12:55 2016 No.15972207 >open fic >ctrl+f >"idiot" >5 results >three pages My desire to be verbally abused only grows stronger.

Anonymous Sat Oct 15 04:37:04 2016 No.15972276
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>>15971534
>>15971801
Finally found it. Had the whole "making of" for the Kiki and the Cursed Sword as well. Also high-res images for both. I'm sure people wouldn't mind having a maid that looks like a super fierce Anubis. Although I like the fluffy soft route he took in the end, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 04:37:08 2016 No.15972277 File: 863 KB, 2000x1500, 14326734263434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15972207 Get this man a bossy Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 04:53:16 2016 No.15972317 File: 325 KB, 2047x948, 1467043142060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15972277 Soon my brother, soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 05:20:16 2016 No.15972380 Closing the chapter is always the hardest part. Help me writefag fairy. It's so close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 05:24:12 2016 No.15972390 >>15972380 Have you tried a cliff-hanger? A sex scene? A time skip with the characters happily married and a pregnant monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 05:33:29 2016 No.15972423 >>15972390 At 3600 words I'm still trying to get to that point. I'm trying to improve flow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 05:43:53 2016 No.15972443 >>15972423 This is the first chapter of something new or will we know it already?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 05:53:44 2016 No.15972464 >>15972443 Second chapter of something I started a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 06:08:08 2016 No.15972499 >>15971899 It's too late to go back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 06:31:55 2016 No.15972575 >>15972276 Wow, that's a serious looking kiki alright

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 06:54:26 2016 No.15972632 >>15972575 Why do I imagine her with a smooth cockney british accent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 06:55:01 2016 No.15972635 >>15972464 End the chapter once you feel like it, don't pressure yourself into cliff-hangers or pointless tiwsts And of course, give us a link when you are done!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 06:57:26 2016 No.15972638 What are you listening to Anon? Would your waifu approve?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 15 06:59:21 2016 No.15972641 File: 455 KB, 1800x2250, 1463850210328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15972638 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

Anonymous Sat Oct 15 07:03:22 2016 No.15972647

>>15972575
She's a kuudere Kiki who only responds in simple phrases such as "yes master" and "as you wish master" to avoid unnecessary conversation.
>>15972638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AfNOKQdY-U
I'm sure a Hellhound would like this kind of thing.

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