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Don't keep us waiting, come in.

>> No.15922329

fucking gaphags get out of my board

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Fuck off, I don't want to be eaten. I watched KamS and I know everything about your master plan.

>> No.15922375

>>15922308
Just one more level, mom!

>> No.15922376

Do you got them animes in there?

>> No.15922404

>>15922308
yeah, i'm coming in!

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>> No.15924762

What's in the gap?

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>>15922376
>>15924762
Yukarin's got all the seasons of Galaxy Angel and Di Gi Charat on VHS and wants you to come over to watch and chill.

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>>15925462
>Di Gi Charat
I'm in!

>> No.15928884

>>15925462
Does she have Naruto?

>> No.15928910

>>15922371
What's her plan?

>> No.15932463

>>15922371
I wouldn't mind being eaten by Yukari. If you know what I mean.

>> No.15932609

I jumped into my computer screen but nothing happened?

>> No.15932660

>>15932609
Sure you don't jumped hard enough

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>>15922308
lead the way, slaaneshi breed

>> No.15933380

>>15922308
*goes in immediately. Gensokyo Is best world

>> No.15933387

>>15925462
Can i lay on Rans fluffy tails??? pwease ran?
>>TFW its the only thing in life you need, and to give chen head pats. And neither will happen.

>> No.15933821

>>15922308

I'll come in if you show me Ran is with you!

>> No.15933871

>>15933380
*dies immediately* Gensokyo is grim.

>> No.15934000

>>15933871
It is dark.
You are likely to be eaten by a youkai.

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>>15934000
Photograph taken in a place where youkai and grue exist.

>> No.15938789

>>15934000
>You are likely to be eaten by a youkai.
hot

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>>15933387
First come, first serve.

>> No.15940159

>>15933871
>>15934000
What if you use the burger technique of shooting attacking youkai?

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Please hurry, don't leave us waiting!

>> No.15940197

>>15940159
They would retaliate using the burger technique of "suing". They're crafty little demons.

>> No.15940207

>>15940197
There are lawyers in Gensokyo?

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Whenever I start thinking seriously about what would being in Gensokyo or real-world interactions with 2hus would actually be like, I realize that it simply isn't for me. The same fears that prevent me from talking to 3D people would make me tense and uneasy around even the cutest of 2D girls (and them being so incredibly cute - especially compared to me - would only make everything so much worse). Marisa, for one, would probably mock me and bully me. Reimu wouldn't give me the time of day. Being around one of the less-intelligent 2hus, like a fairy, would leave me as awkward as I am awkward with 3D kids. Even sitting in silence with Alice or Patchy seems weird and unnatural - it isn't anything resembling a real relationship.
For these reasons I've decided that I wouldn't move to Gensokyo without the guarantee I'll be turned into a cute 2D girl myself upon arrival. So, Yukari, unless you have the power to manipulate the border between 2D and 3D, I'm regretfully (DEEPLY regretfully) going to pass up on your offer.

>> No.15941472

>>15940657
Who cares if they hate you. Gensokyo is simpler, and less stagnant. You may die, but you will feel alive. Meanwhile most people here are dead inside and just waiting for the outside to catch up. You're a bored neet, dragged around by global forces with a life filled with shallow experiences. Or you're a bored wageslave, dragged around by global forces with a life filled with shallow experiences. NEETs cant do much but have more time, wage slaves have less time but more money, neither life is satisfying.
If you're fucked either way, Gensokyo is the best option, a chance for something different. Even if it's shorter and ends with Mystia eating you.

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>>15940159
Every time this is brought up people say guns wouldn't work because you need some magic weapon with an "origin". I say fuck that, the solution is always more dakka, no matter what the youkai jews try to tell you.

>> No.15942146

>>15942098
It's not like it won't hurt them, danmaku hurts them and it's not even lethal, it just won't kill them.

>> No.15942191

>>15942098
I figure shooting one may not necessarily kill them, but it might at least discourage them from a distance. I also wonder how bear spray would work.

>> No.15942198

>>15942191
>I also wonder how bear spray would work.
Critical hit to bear youkai, probably not so much other ones.

>> No.15942249

>>15942198
It's just a big bottle of pepper spray, I figure it would irritate their eyes/temporarily blind them like it does to regular people.

>> No.15942473

>>15922308
Honestly, the main thing that might prevent me from wanting to go to Gensokyo is the fact that I don't speak Japanese at all

>> No.15942480

>>15942473
There is nothing stopping you from learning.

>> No.15942484

>>15942473
Go to the SDM or get Kosuzu.

>> No.15942495

>>15942480
How? Who understands English in Gensokyo?

>> No.15942516

>>15942495
Learn it here, retard.

>> No.15942519

>>15942495
It's called learning by immersion. Except a bit more like drowning than immersion in this scenario.

>> No.15942876

>>15942098
GOO ARMORED BULLETS

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