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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.15890764
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New bat is based.

>> No.15890769 [DELETED] 

>>15890757
Fucking faggot

>> No.15891001

Reminder.
Big girls are cute girls.

>> No.15891002

third for you a cute

>> No.15891003

>>15890757
If we don't get that wok out of the sun she's going to go from chocolate to coffee.

>> No.15891004

Maids are olev

>> No.15891007

>>15891002
Sixth for get a load of these alps

>> No.15891008

Cute dragons

>> No.15891011 [DELETED] 

>thread isn't deleted after reaching limit
>suddenly deleted completely out of the blue on a whim

I expect nothing, and I'm still disappointed.

>>15890975
Posts can be deleted, but not things people think or say. Or what Warosu archives for all to see.

The limber pharaoh will live on in our hearts, and in our dicks. Metaphorically speaking.

Speaking of limber, anyone have the picture of a super flexible kitsune doing a standing splits? I know it's by a Tumblr artist, but I can't remember their name.

>>15890976
Hey, don't feel so down about it. Penicillin was discovered because of a mistake, after all.
And yes, she thinks your whole existence is cute. A completely chance series of unintended events, with the universe working in such beautiful, harmonious chaos that even out of all of that, you came about. Her perfect husbando. What are the odds? Astronomically low, but despite that, you're still there for her.

>> No.15891012

>>15891001
You. You have good taste.
And I'm sad I'll never get cuddled by a toned busty Dragon who's a full two feet taller than me.

>> No.15891018
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>>15890757
Why is the Wock so perfect?

>>15891001
>>15891012
>>15891008
Delicious Big Dragons

>> No.15891020

>>15891004
yes! Shogs, Kikis, and Nures are cute!

>> No.15891021

>>15891012
Would you get her in a frilly skirt/shirt and take her out for some ice cream?

>> No.15891028

>>15891021
Depends on how she's feeling.
Some days it's a sundress and hat.
Some days it's a tank top and spats.
I'm not complaining either way.

>> No.15891029
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Tigers are for ____ breeding.

>> No.15891033

>>15891020
Truly an anon of superb taste

>> No.15891034
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>>15891021
I am this close to throwing money at someone so that they make more sundress dragons.

>> No.15891036

>>15891029
Cautious.

They're an endangered species, after all.

>> No.15891037

>>15891028
Oh damn, you have some really good taste my friend. Cheers.

>> No.15891040

>>15891029
Hug?

>> No.15891042

>>15891028
That would be good.
She may start wearing a sweater now that the weathers cooling down.

>>15891034
Just remember to massage her back after a long day.

>> No.15891045

>>15891037
That's not even getting into the leather jackets, the goth-loli, the daisy dukes, the occasional victorian-era dress for functions with her family, ect.
She's very fashionable.

>> No.15891046

>>15891001
Cuteness is a state of mind. Any girl can be cute if she's genuinely kind.

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>>15891036
Why would you be cautious, then? If anything, they're for rampant breeding in that case!

>> No.15891053

>>15891045
How about a cheongsam? I would love to see a dragon wearing. Oh, and I would love to see her sweater puppies too.

>> No.15891055

>>15891029
Rapid.

>> No.15891059

>>15891047
No, you fool! Do you know how easy it is to love tiger to death? Their bodies are stronk, but their hearts are fragile, like kitten.

>> No.15891062 [DELETED] 

Got deleted because of "off topic" for some reason, despite talking about pharaohs and waifus, and asking about kitsunes.

>>15890975
Posts can be deleted, but not things people think or say. Or what Warosu archives for all to see.

The limber pharaoh will live on in our hearts, and in our dicks. Metaphorically speaking.

Speaking of limber, anyone have the picture of a super flexible kitsune doing a standing splits? I know it's by a Tumblr artist, but I can't remember their name.

>>15890976
Hey, don't feel so down about it. Penicillin was discovered because of a mistake, after all.
And yes, she thinks your whole existence is cute. A completely chance series of unintended events, with the universe working in such beautiful, harmonious chaos that even out of all of that, you came about. Her perfect husbando. What are the odds? Astronomically low, but despite that, you're still there for her.

>> No.15891065

>>15891059
If their hearts are weak, time to do more cardio. A few rounds of sex every day should help!

>> No.15891067 [DELETED] 

>>15891003
Don't leave brown monstergirls out in the sun or heat for too long, otherwise they'll melt into chocolate slimegirls.

>> No.15891069

>>15891040
Hug breeding? You pervert.

>> No.15891074

So, waiting for anything out of the writers?

>> No.15891075

>>15891047
I want to stay shirtless in front of an endangered (and crazy horny because of that) albino big chuff. I want to lock eyes with her and give her a big, smug grin before running away.

I want her to catch up and rape me until I'm nothing more than a slutty mess, begging for more and more of her body.

>> No.15891082

>>15891069
What's the problem with spreading hugs all around?

>> No.15891083
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>>15891069
>Breeding exclusively in the lotus position
>Feeling her ample chest and chiseled stomach against you
>Her scent making your head swim as she grinds against you
>Looking deep into her big, golden eyes
>Tell her how cute she looks and watching her face turn bright pink
>Having her nuzzle into your shoulder and bearhug you as she climaxes
>Whispering in her ear how much you love her as you cum
>Laying with her, cuddling in the afterglow
>Rubbing her tummy that now carries your cub

>> No.15891086

>>15891074
I am patiently waiting for Lantern and Losenis updates.

I'm trying to find time to finish my own chapters.

>> No.15891090

>>15891082
Nothing at all.

you're not a yeti spy, are you?

>> No.15891091

>>15891053
She inherited fashions from around the world from her mother as a sort of "start up" for her hoard.
This also translated into a love of cosplay and roleplay sex.
Ever imagined a Dragon acting like a Sukeban or a Prostitute, or a Noblewoman? You don't have to.
Though technically she is a Noblewoman, but doesn't act like one.

>> No.15891092

>>15891001
They are.

I want a big pharaoh that likes to experiment with bandages.

>> No.15891098

How offended would an Automaton be if you called her an "Automo-Ton-Of-Fun"?

>> No.15891099

>>15891075
being hunted by big, muscley girls and inevitably caught is the dream
the dream gets bonus points if she's taunting you about all the things she'll do to you when she catches you

>> No.15891100

>>15891074
The usual suspects, Losenis, Lantern and a few of the lower dudes like beast and Silent

>> No.15891104

>>15891092
Experiment as in clothing made from bandages, or experiment as in kinky bedroom stuff?

I'd pay for a big brown ojou to tie me up in bed, sweetly talking down to me in that haughty voice.

>> No.15891106

>>15891083
Why can't this be life?

>> No.15891108

>>15891098
Vegeta pls

>> No.15891114

Remember that fences will not keep the turtles out

>> No.15891115

>>15891098
Pixelated heart pupils, black blushing due to lubricating oil instead of blood, stuttering intermittently due to stack overflow out of embarrassement

>> No.15891116

>>15891106
Because we haven't funded Korean genetic engineering yet. All this money spent fighting drugs when we could be making catgirls so no one NEEDS drugs.

>> No.15891117

>>15891114
How about a wall then?

>> No.15891121

>>15891114
Why? Are they ninjas or something?

>> No.15891123

>>15891115
>Pixelated heart pupils
This wasn't a thing I was aware I wanted until now.

>> No.15891124

>>15891114
How about stinkypedes?

>> No.15891138

>>15891114
Of course not, everyone knows you need walls. Fences are too easy to climb, just ask every chupacabra on my lawn right now.

>> No.15891141

>>15891117
That could work
>>15891121
Turles have a thing for climbing over fences, and up corner walls, so I think a turtle girl would mind climbing over to get to you

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>>15891090
Curses, foiled again!

>> No.15891150

>>15891001
What about Kaiju girls?
http://kaiju-gk.jp/character/

>> No.15891152

>>15891141
>I [don't] think a turtle girl would mind climbing over to get to you
Oh man, I can see it
>Crosses a busy street incredibly slowly
>Climbs through several loops of barbed wire
>Weathers a bored harpy
>Ignores several choice pieces of lettuce left out by that pervert down your street
>All this to get at your dick.
And then as soon as she lays eyes on you she chickens out and pops back into her shell.

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>>15891150
#BanAllKaijus
Besides, most of those look way too moe to be giant, city-crushing monsters.

>> No.15891172

How does a vamp mosquito suck your blood? Does she bite you in the neck or something?

>> No.15891182

>>15891150
Hound?

>> No.15891186

>You'll never be at the center of a group of shark girls when they go into a breeding frenzy

>> No.15891187

>>15891172
My mind keeps flashing to that one pic of the mosquito girl jamming a bendy straw into some schmuck's dick, but I think I'm better off not knowing.

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>>15891172
I think she can suck from anywhere, and my headcanon is she uses moe fangs.

>> No.15891198

>>15891187
Why would you share that?!

>> No.15891201

>>15891198
Just be glad I couldn't find it.

>> No.15891209

>>15891172
Their esophagus folds out into a proboscis. It's like a prolapse, but a functional one.

>> No.15891210

>>15891209
There's a bunch of big words in there that I'd rather not all see in the same post.

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>>15891209
>the esophagus folds out into a proboscis

why cant she just bite you

fuck you kc

>> No.15891238

>>15891234
Dont worry thats not actually true.

>> No.15891241

>>15891152
I one of those people that would stare at the shivering shell for a while before wondering whats going on

>> No.15891251

Do you think princes get anti kunoichi training?

>> No.15891255

>>15891251
That's an excellent way of explaining why the crown prince spends all day in a brothel.
"IT'S TRAINING!!"

>> No.15891256

>>15891241
Knock on the shell a few times and ask what's wrong. It's likely she'll stay inside and just keep muttering to herself about you in a barely audible echo, but maybe she'll pop out.

>> No.15891260

>>15891241
No no no. You need to jump on her shell just to see what happens. Especially if she's blue and spiky, because fuck you, Steve.

>> No.15891263

>>15891255
No, you need to teach him CQC so he can turn the tables on the Kunoichi and make her his woman!
The women at the brothel he sleeps with could all be the Kunoichi in disguise!

>> No.15891266

>>15891263
What if they're the kunoichi he's already "vanquished?"

>> No.15891268

>>15891266
If he "vanquished" the Kunoichi then he wouldn't be at the brothel.
He'd be balls deep in his Kunoichi wife making her pregnant.

>> No.15891272

>>15891268
Maybe it's like catch and release fishing: you only keep the big read:THICC one. He doesn't want the other ones so he pimps them out into the royal whorehouse to fill the royal coffers so he can half afford to buy a new royal iPhone (and accessories!) whenever they release a new one. It's perfect.

>> No.15891275

>tfw no oppai loli tanuki to act as your financial adviser

I just want want fluffy tails, big boobs, and passive income in my life.

>> No.15891281

>>15891272
You can't "catch and release" a Kunoichi.
You get one and it's a lifetime commitment.
They'd research his fetishes and send the perfect assassin after him anyway.

>> No.15891283

>>15891034
damn that thing is old as hell

>> No.15891285

>>15891272
>Whoring out monster girls
>Ever
Fuck off and don't come back.

>> No.15891287

>>15891275
I'd rather a pair of shortstack Tanuki twins.
The sheer amount of smug paizuri a day would require an allocation of funds to various "stamina boosters".

>> No.15891291

>>15891281
>You get one and it's a lifetime commitment.
No, that's what happens when one cathces you. When you catch one you remind their bodies that they're just sad, wingless little succubi born to take dick for a price. Bam, brothel.

>They'd research his fetishes and send the perfect assassin after him anyway.
But the prince is an omnifetishist, no one girl could do that to him. Unless...

>> No.15891292

>>15891272
>royal whorehouse
>thread complains about used girls
Never change

>> No.15891293

>>15891285
Yeah! Everyone knows it's human boys who get whored out anyway.
I still kinda fantasize about being an often abused male prostitute who gets healed by a gentle monstergirl customer.

>> No.15891294 [DELETED] 

Why did the last thread get deleted? Did I miss anything towards the end?

>> No.15891298 [DELETED] 

>>15891294
Let's not open that can of worms anon.
There was talk of a big and very flexible Pharaoh and her Apophis rival/friend.

>> No.15891300

>>15891285
>Whoring out monster girls
But anon that's literally every job in Demon Realms.
The whole of World Guide 2 was explaining how every hotel in Zipangu is a thinly-disguised brothel.
If you're a businessman and you employ mgs you can't STOP them from fucking the patrons as part of whatever the service is.

>> No.15891304

>>15891283
Then you should draw more of it. We need more dragons in sundress less

>> No.15891307 [DELETED] 

>>15891298
I went to sleep so I missed it. Was it really that bad? It doesn't sound like anything out of the ordinarily.

>> No.15891310

>>15891300
Well, there's another reason why the DL and almost everything she stands for is utter shit.

>> No.15891311

>>15891300
>The whole of World Guide 2 was explaining how every hotel in Zipangu is a thinly-disguised brothel.
[Citation Needed]

>> No.15891314

>>15891300
Except that in MGE Land, every "Whore" is a [Potentially virginal] perfect waifu, who then devotes any sexual service portion of her job to her husbando. Which, odds are for any girl desperate enough to find such employment rather than just hunt a guy down the old fashioned way, will be customer #1.

>> No.15891319

>>15891314
>Literal whore
>Potentially virginal perfect waifu
That's hilariously sad.

>> No.15891328

>>15891319
They're in brackets for a reason.
There is always the chance that a young MG who wants nothing more than to get married immediately could seek out such a job as a kind of fast-track...

But the far more likely scenario is CCs who couldn't bag a man any other way.

Which now that I think about it, kind of throws a wrench into a story idea I had...oh well, hardly matters. Not like I'd ever get around to writing it anyway.

>> No.15891335

>>15891300
It's just a Zipangu thing and that's mostly about girls like Kejourou and Jurou-Gumo who disguise themselves as humans to work in brothels

As I view it there is 3 types of monster girls:
The violent ones who rape you and claim you afterwards
The gentle ones who court you or tempt you until you give in
The cunning ones who get you some other ways

The Zipangu brothels are just cunning girls who are getting men who came for human women

>> No.15891348

>>15891310
Exactly why Chaos is the best faction. They are all loyal, monogamous girls.

>> No.15891355

>>15891348
Chaos is even worse, they turn their husbands into literal monsters for goodness sake!

Unnamed Neutral faction is the best faction.

>> No.15891361 [DELETED] 

>>15891307
It wasn't.
That's all I'm going to say about it.

>> No.15891363

Monster Girls and Facesitting. Yes or no?

>> No.15891370

>>15891363
Yes.
Especially flexible haughty Pharaohs.

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Was the last thread deleted? Can't open it

So did anyone translate Dormouse making ofs?

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>>15891363
You have to ask?

>> No.15891377

>>15891363
Of course.

>> No.15891381 [DELETED] 

>>15891116
>Stop building guns
>Stop selling them to Islam
>Invest in genetic engineering
>Calm the middle east with a bunch of masochistic houri

>> No.15891382

>>15891355
Eros is the one true path.

>> No.15891387 [DELETED] 

>>15891372
Yes, it hit image limit and someone made this one so janitor axed the old one.

>> No.15891389 [DELETED] 

>>15891381
>Giving Arabs/Muslims anything that isn't a bomb or a bullet
>For any kind of reason
Are you dumb?

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>>15891387
Blame the usual noisy handful who wont shut up about established policy.

>> No.15891391 [DELETED] 

>>15891381
>Houri with bodies so bangin' you can tell even under a burka
Yes please. You still need some loli types to go around too though.

Wait, actually, this could solve lots of problems.
>China now no longer has a shortage of women because they've got all the hinezumi and cows they can handle
>Africa no longer even needs food because it can be run on MAMONO MANA.
>Russia can now habitate Siberia because yeti
>'Merrica is no longer fat because sex burns calories
>Greece has such high quality demonic olives they're no longer poor
Guys, we might actually be killing ourselves by NOT making MG. This is the real conspiracy.

>> No.15891392

>>15891355
They're just a little eccentric. They love their husbands so much, they rub off on them a little.

They know most people couldn't possibly love an abomination, so they over compensate when they find someone who does love them. Its harmless.

>> No.15891400

>>15891392
So because they know nobody will actually love them, they decide the best option would be to brainwash and transform anyone they can and make more abominations which would cause more people to hate them.

What a bunch of nimords

>> No.15891403 [DELETED] 

>>15891391
>'Merrica is no longer fat because sex burns calories
Great, now I'm imagining a Succubus in old 80s workout clothes fucking her husband while encouraging him to "feel the burn!"

>> No.15891404 [DELETED] 

>>15891389
You tried both and they didn't work very well. Give genetically engineered monstergirls a chance.

>> No.15891410 [DELETED] 

>>15891387
Ok. But what about the dormouse? I need a dose of CUUTTEE

>> No.15891413 [DELETED] 

>>15891404
No, Mudslimes don't deserve good things.

>> No.15891417 [DELETED] 

>>15891390
There is no policy or rule that states that a new thread must be made when the old one reaches the image limit, only a policy that a new one can be made.
There is also no policy or rule that states users cannot continue to use the older thread.

>> No.15891418 [DELETED] 

>>15891403
That Jane Fonda workout tape still does wonders even now

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dragon sundress for that guy earlier
ill do something more clean when i get more time maybe

>> No.15891422 [DELETED] 

>>15891391
Genetically engineered monster girls would just be 3DPD women with extra bits slapped on them.

I don't want to live in that kind of hell.

>> No.15891423 [DELETED] 

>>15891410
I don't know, I only skimmed tthe thread, but I didn't see any sketches or anything.
And just imagine opening a closet and having ten dormice avalanche out onto you.

>> No.15891428

>>15891413
You're probably better off discussing this in /pol/ but I'll just say that arabs =/= mudslimes and an invasion of sexy desert grills could ease lots of strife.

I mean the sexual repression in that place is catholic monastery tier hellish. Can't be sexually repressed and raped at the same time.

>> No.15891430

>>15891422
You're not engineering hard enough, Anon. You could totally fix their brains while you were at it.

>> No.15891438

>>15891428
>Can't be sexually repressed and raped at the same time

Well, aren't they sexually repressing your right to not be raped? Sounds like sexual repression to me.

>> No.15891442

Filling your Redcap waifu to the brim and then licking her leg scars while she is still harmless is the best thing that can happen in a man's life

>> No.15891448

>>15891421
That's really nice, I love her dress. Why deleted it tho?

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>>15891172
She dominates you, teasing and edging you to get your blood flowing until you beg her to bite you and show mercy.

>> No.15891457

>>15891450
She's acting all haughty now but just she waits until winter comes around while she doesn't have a husband to keep her warm

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>>15891448
I really hope that anon wasn't banned, someone is very jumpy tonight. In any case the pic was in the archive.

>> No.15891459

>>15891363
I want a fat-bottomed Kakuen to press her gigantic monkey butt against my face!

>> No.15891462

>>15891363
Girls in sweaty spats are for face sitting

>> No.15891465

>>15891450
>fang on top and bottom
my god...

>> No.15891466

Remember, anons, your Shoggoth maid will glow ever brighter the more she loves you, so hold your head up tall and proud when she walks into a room and burns out everyone's retinas.

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>>15891466
Only if she holds her head up too.

>> No.15891474

>>15891430
Anon that would be next to impossible. Not to mention there is no god damn way your colleagues would go along with that.

I give them a month or two after being exposed to the public before they start acting like every other whore out there.

>> No.15891475

>>15891465
They probably move around in large groups.

Overwhelming men, nibbling on them while they do lewd stuff to his body.

Leaving him to wake up with itchy bite marks.

>> No.15891481

>>15891458
Who is this? I think I recognize the style but I can't quite put my finger on it.

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>>15891462
But strong Tomboys in spats are the best for facesitting

>> No.15891483

>>15891482
Those are best for necksitting.

>> No.15891488

>>15891475
I enjoy that Vampire Mosquitoes are far more easily impregnated than other monster girls, are are even implied to have multiple babies at once.

Litterally baby factories.

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>>15891482
Just spats on tomboys in general

>> No.15891496

>>15891494
A big girl!

>> No.15891497

>>15891481
Kinda looks like .less but it's not his usual same face.

>> No.15891502

>>15891494
Why are tomboys so fun to molest?

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>>15891502
Because they've never been treated like a little girl before so it's so surprising.

>> No.15891521
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>>15891502
They just are

>> No.15891523

>>15891521
I want to kiss every freckle.

>> No.15891526

>>15891521
That's a THICC moose. I want her to sit on my face.

>> No.15891528

>>15891521
>You will never get into a fight with a Moose girl after accidentally wandering into her territory.

>> No.15891534

>>15891528
>OY HOOSER, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WALKIN', 'EH?
It'd be hilarious until you realize that a moose is talking to you and meese are terrifying.

Would she be gentle if you took your pants off and laid down?

>> No.15891541

>>15891534
>taking your pants off and lying down
What are you, some jackoff from Toronto?

You fight that Moose girl and take her body as your prize.

>> No.15891543

>>15891541
T-they said that's how you're supposed to deal with bear girls! I don't know how to handle a moose! I mean, with sharps you just kinda bop 'em inna nose and you might win, but meese? They don't even have a weak point!

>> No.15891559

>>15891543
>They don't even have a weak point!
Are you blind? It's right on their damn head! You grab those antlers no Moose girl will be able to stop you. Although that's going to be quite the challenge so you better be ready for a fight.

Who told you all of this crap, anon?

>> No.15891562

>>15891559
It was that woman over there in the khaki shorts with the funny accent. Keeps saying something about "cracky."

>> No.15891563

>>15891559
I want to grab a Moose girl by the antlers and ram my forehead into her forehead!
I wanna get in her face and ask her if she's got a problem with me walking around town!

>> No.15891608

The best way to defeat a automaton is with a logic puzzle.

Or you can just fuct it

>> No.15891647
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15891647

Cheshire cat needs more love.

>> No.15891664

>>15891647
Cat girls are too boring for my taste, physically.

>> No.15891672

I would open butler cafes, cuddle parlors, otouto/school boy compensated dating booths for all the desperate CCs, stinky and creepy nerds, chubby NEETs, and other desperate customers. I'll make a killing! Of course I would also make them wear revealing clothing and stream let's plays on the internet.

>> No.15891679

>>15891672
That's the dream job! I wouldn't know which to pick!

>> No.15891681
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I wanna impregnate something "mean" and "monstrous."

>> No.15891687

So I've been looking up a bunch of WH40K lore, and I had an idea. There's fire/water/earth/air elementals. But what about Human elementals? You take wh40k psychic powers and you take the fable universe's Will and you get some Joan-of-arc styled being that is less a human and more a spiritual collection of human values, souls and excellencies that often incarnates as a messianic role in human history. I'm kind of drawing on the god emperor here, but instead of being an excelling individual, it's a member of a different race that is just an element of humanity that often pops up to do some cool, world shaking shit. I'm thinking one is born every millennia and lives for a vastly longer lifespan than men.

>> No.15891694

>>15891647
Are you having a giggle?

>> No.15891703

>>15891679
How about the Rape Cage for yandere girls? You're the prize and the girl who wins gets to keep you in a cage for 2 days!

>> No.15891720

Reminding about album:
http://imgur.com/a/i784G

>> No.15891731

>>15891681
For some reason I find those types to be the most motherly as well.

>> No.15891777
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15891777

It's you guys' fault that she's not popular!

>> No.15891784

>>15891777
If she wasn't so flat and had the mature allure of a real woman, she'd have a cool distant beauty trope that's actually super dere in the sack and would be more popular. It's her own fault. She needs to drink more milk

>> No.15891803

>>15890764
If I wasn't already in wuv with my waifu, I'd grab this one.

>> No.15891805 [DELETED] 

>>15890757
Did we get 404'd

>> No.15891810

I want to wreck a Gnome's sloppy, messy mud pussy!

>> No.15891811

>>15891810
I want to massage and kiss a blind Gnome's feet!

>> No.15891812

>>15891777
I think she's cute.

>> No.15891820

I wanna try illegal drugs. What would drug induced sex with an MG feel like?

>> No.15891822

>>15891820
Alptastic.
Hey, hey, hey! Drugs'll make you gay!

>> No.15891824

>>15891820
Ask Mr. X. That's what I did.

>> No.15891826

>>15891811
But Gnomes don't even have feet.
Or would they make earthen feet for themselves like their hands?

>> No.15891827

>>15891826
They must have feet. How else would they "keep their feet on the ground"? Eh? EH?

>> No.15891834

>>15891820
There are several drug related MGs that could show you.

My favorite is that cotton fairy.

>> No.15891844
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>>15891834
I prefer Mary-Jane.

>> No.15891848

>>15891844
>monsterboys
get out

>> No.15891851

>>15891848
>boys
?

>> No.15891853

>>15891687
You end up with Manus from Dark Souls

>> No.15891855

>>15891687
This seems like a silly idea. Very silly indeed. Let's not be silly.

>> No.15891857

>>15891855
Feel free to offer exactly why you think this

>> No.15891862

>>15891687
Isn't that just a fucking Heroic Spirit

>> No.15891868

>>15891857
Humans are not elements. A human elemental doesn't make sense. At all. Granted the elemental spirits aren't elements either in the scientific sense, but everyone knows what "the four elements" are.
>>15891862
This guy makes a good point though.

>> No.15891872

>>15891857
The concept of elementals is that they're literally forces of nature given form and sentience, or at least localized versions of them. Wind Elementals are basically living whirlwinds, Fire Elementals are living lumps of fire, etc.
What are Human Elementals? A Human given sentience?

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15891877

I want to escape from a slave-galley bound to the land of the Dark Elves, only to find myself at the center of an ancient prophecy predicting devastation upon the land!

>> No.15891879

>>15891877
Fuck off n'wah

>> No.15891882

>>15891879
You, get up. What is your name?

>> No.15891887

>>15891882
Cornelius Invictus Maximus fuck having non-cringe names :^)

>> No.15891890

>>15891882
Hold on let me install some mods

>Holst proportions
>lactation
>Personality: All set to loving dom

>> No.15891893
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>>15891887
Skyrim belongs to the Nords, Imperial Dog!

>> No.15891896

>>15891868
>>15891872
>but everyone knows what "the four elements" are.
There are five. I suppose I ought to have posed my Human elemental idea as the quintessence. It makes more sense in that way anyhow.

>> No.15891900

>>15891896
But Dark Matter already is the quintessence.
Although if you're going to turn Milla Jovovich into a Monster Girl, be my guest.

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>>15891893
TRIARII

>>15891896
I guess that makes sense but Quintessense is hardly human in nature. In fact it's basically the opposite. Where humans are mortal, Quintessence is fundamentally eternal. Where humans are not divine, quintessence is itself a divine element. Where humans walk upon the earth, quintessence builds the stars. where humanity is limited, quintessence is infinite.

>>15891900
Quintessence in science is like, a codename for a theoretical Dark Matter (and not the mindbroken slut version either).

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>>15891893
>Skyrim belongs to the Nords
>mfw playing as an qt Altmer Archmage with Colorful Magic casting what amounts to epic spells / tier 9 spells one after another
Bow to the Thalmor

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>>15891911
That is the wrong image, but I guess it's technically more on topic, kind of?
Is Albedo more off-topic than MGQ?

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>>15891911
I used to be a supremacist just like you. Then I took an arrow in the heart.

>> No.15891918

>>15891915
To be honest, it's fun how the Nords actually have a special line for raping a high elf, but I can't really get into the whole submission thing when I can cast Pin to the Sky on Stormcloaks WHILE they're ramming my character and watch them fly into the distance.

>> No.15891919

>>15891904
Yeah but if you think about it, there is no such thing as eternal. No such thing as divine. God isn't real. This divinity is just a collection of values we aspire to be or appease. You could say that the quintessence is the pinnacle of human aspirations and hopes. And in that manner it is a beacon and a very human elemental. Not human in the fallible sense, but human in the divine sense, as in what we perceive to be divine. Basically I want to turn the god emperor of mankind into a race of elemental monstergirls.
>>15891900
Dark matter is the yin

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>>15891919
>Yeah but if you think about it, there is no such thing as eternal. No such thing as divine. God isn't real. This divinity is just a collection of values we aspire to be or appease.
WELL

>> No.15891923
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>>15891919
>God isn't real
M'lord.

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>>15891919
Seems like I have to educate you about the Lord's Grace

>> No.15891930

>>15891923
>>15891928
if god is real why arent there monstergirls? checkmate christianity

>> No.15891933

>>15891930
Because God takes great pleasure in our suffering. It's why Hell is such a horrible place and Heaven is so boring it's as bad.

>> No.15891934

>>15891930
God is the one who kicked Lilith out though you fag

>> No.15891936

>>15891930
Because we have to work for our happy ending.

Hell isn't the absence of Monster Girls. It's knowing they're out there and we can't have them.

>> No.15891937

>>15891919
What is this autism?

>> No.15891939

>>15891933
WTF i hate god now. Lucifer-chan did nothing wrong

>> No.15891941

>>15891936
>Because we have to work for our happy ending.
Lilith has had enough of Adam's bullshit and wants nothing to do with his kids.

>> No.15891943

>>15891939
Wish I had that cute picture of Satan-chan.

>> No.15891944

>>15891937
*tips mitre* deus vult

>> No.15891946

>>15891941
My dad's name is Dick, not Adam.

>> No.15891948

>>15891672
>cuddle parlor
You're only going to get CC and NEET Yetis, and they can't do let's plays with big paws

>> No.15891949

>>15891946
Your dad is a dick

>> No.15891957
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I what daughteRYUS with this beautiful rain God.

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Nice OP. WIP from Vector, the same guy who did that pic of Gazerfag with Gazer!

>> No.15891963
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Well I'm going to go watch a let's play of Morrowind now, hope y'all nerds are proud of yourselves.

>> No.15891968

>>15891957
I want to help a NEET Ryu end up like the mom in that pick.

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>things that ruined potential 10/10 designs

>> No.15891979
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15891979

Hey anon, wanna join the Spehhs Marines with me?

>> No.15891982

>>15891979
I'd prefer not to. Too dangerous.

>> No.15891983

>>15891982
What's the worst that could happen? Getting stranded in the Devil Bug nesting grounds?

>> No.15891985

>>15891983
Will she save me? Will she be my hero?

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>>15891985
She's not gonna leave you behind. She'll even help you save Lieutenant Danielle.
>anon, do you know what it's like not being able to use your legs?

>> No.15892005

>>15891458
Just woke up and I want to give the guy who made this a huge thank you. She's really beautiful

>> No.15892020

>>15891957
I want to look at a Ryu with the most serious look she ever seen in her life and apologize for bullying her and that I would do anything she says as my way of punishment.

>> No.15892034

>>15891957
>no chubby Ryu wife to cuddle

>> No.15892042

>>15891720
Nice dragons. Good thing it's an imgur album, it would be a shame if someone posted many images in the thread and caused problems.

>> No.15892044

Who is the coolest monstergirl? Who is the spergiest? Who is the most autistic?

>> No.15892056

>>15892044
>Who is the coolest monstergirl?
Hellhound
>Who is the spergiest?
Wurm
>Who is the most autistic?
Gazer

>> No.15892064

>>15892056
>Wurm
>more spergy than "/r9k/" Will of the Wisp

>> No.15892086

>>15892064
You mean Will "Get those normies off my hill" of the Wisp
Will "When his life is through, no more friends for you" of the Wisp

>> No.15892091

>>15892086
You know it's kind of weird how Will of the Wisp literally means "William-who-is-a-Wisp" like how Jack of the Lantern means "Jack-who-is-carrying-a-Lantern". Isn't Will a guy's name?

>> No.15892096

>>15892064
that's not sperg behavior. Wurm is a sperg.

>> No.15892097

>>15892056
Don't bully the wurm

>> No.15892104

>you will never get raped by a /r9k/ girl
>she will never have angry hate-rape with you whom she considers a normie
>she will never scream 'REEE BETA UPRISING' as she cums

Weird feel

>> No.15892111

>>15892104
I don't think Wisp considers virgins normies, she's just assmad because she died one.

>> No.15892118

>>15892104
I think even a Kiki wouldn't want to fuck a guy from /r9k/.

>> No.15892120

>>15892104
>fembots
I've been on /r9k/ like, twice, out of curiousity, and even then I know fembots are mocked there.

>> No.15892124

>>15892120
In a world with monster girls, females would be the main demographic of r9k.
Males would be the 'fembots' of a monster girl r9k.

>> No.15892126
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All the boys are just sluts who want tough girls with rotten personalities!

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>>15892124
Beta uprising incoming courtesy of /mgqg/

>>15892124
>fuck off penisbots
>you guys can just drop your pants and get action

>> No.15892131

>>15892044
>Coolest
Ice Queen
>Spergiest and autistic
Your favorite

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>>15892131
>Your favorite
Fuck you too

>> No.15892136

>>15892126
>no /fit/ oni who's stronger than you, will overpower you.
>she'll never make you question your masculinity

>> No.15892139

>>15892136
My masculinity is based off the fact that I have a dick and balls, so luckily I would never have that problem.

>> No.15892142

>>15892139
*castrates you*

>> No.15892143

>>15892142
>*action*
I don't know what hole you crawled out of but please go back there and stay go.

>> No.15892145

>>15892139
*locks your dick in a chastity*

>> No.15892148

>>15892145
>a chastity
???

>> No.15892149

>>15892142
this >>15892143
Also that's mutilating him, not making him question anything

>> No.15892151

>>15892149
Well to be honest if his masculinity is based off the idea that he has a dick and balls, then if you remove it...

>> No.15892152

>>15892143
*action* = >action

>> No.15892163

>>15892151
Then you're a psychopath.
Now fuck off.

>> No.15892167

>>15892163
>psychopath
I don't see how that's relevant.
>fuck off
I wasn't that guy.

>> No.15892169

>>15892091
Both of those are wrong.

Will there means will not William, like the will of the country or the will of god. The will of the wisp as in the spirit of the wisp.

Jack of the Lantern is an old pun that can be either used as the old location verbage like 3 o'clock or to show lineage like Ben O'Rielly. So it is both of the lantern and from the lantern. Get it?

>> No.15892174

>>15892169
But that's wrong.
Will-o'-the-wisp (n.): 1660s, earlier Will with the wisp (c. 1600), from the masc. proper name Will + wisp "bundle of hay or straw used as a torch." Compare Jack o'lantern.
Jack-o'-lantern (n.): also jack-o-lantern, jack-a-lantern, jackolantern, 1660s, "night-watchman;" 1670s as a local name for a will-o-the-wisp (Latin ignis fatuus), mainly attested in East Anglia but also in southwestern England. Literally "Jack of (with) the lantern;" see Jack + lantern. The extension to carved pumpkin lanterns is attested by 1834 in American English.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=will+o%27+the+wisp&searchmode=none
This is hardly the most reliable source but most other places I've found say the same.

>> No.15892179

>>15892169
>>15892174
Are we getting a jack'o lantern girl?

>> No.15892180

>>15892169
>>15892174
Also Oxford Dictionary
>Early 17th century: originally as Will with the wisp, the sense of wisp being ‘handful of (lighted) hay’.

>> No.15892185

>>15892126
I don't see the problem with tough girls making me fulfill their kinky fetishes.

>> No.15892186

>>15892135
The first few arcs in this manga surprised and engaged me, but it's turned a lot into cookie cutter power fantasy junk.
Any other manga where a guy gets buried in bullshit and reacts realistically?

>> No.15892188

>>15892174
Of does not mean with or carry though. It can denote a job or association, like Jack of the Guard means Jack is a guard. But is does not literally mean carrying or with. Jack of the Lantern is a descriptor like Jack of the Thousand Yard Stare or Jack of the Terrible Smell.

>> No.15892196

>>15892186
Homunculus is about a guy who gets the power to see people's fractured psyches as physical manifestations after getting a hole drilled in his skull. He reacts by slowly going insane until he becomes a serial killer

>> No.15892200

>>15892196
Well, sounds interesting enough to check out. Thanks anon.

>> No.15892202

>>15892200
It's a pretty good series. I binged it a few years ago.

>> No.15892204

>>15892188
Sort of fucked that up there. Pretty sure Jack is intended as the title Jack. So replacing the title puts things more in perspective for you.

Jack of the Lantern becomes Duke of the Lantern or King of the Lantern. You wouldn't say "the king who carries a lantern" is the proper description. It also hammers home how much of a joking nickname it is, like calling cops bobbies.

>> No.15892205

>>15892188
It literally does mean 'carrying' though. The earlier version of Will of the Wisp is "Will with the Wisp." aka "Will who carried a Torch (Wisp)". The whole idea was that ignis fatuus was basically a light carried by mischievous faeries or pixies or something that got you lost since they appear in swamps, move away from you because of the disturbance in the wind you cause and randomly disappear after a while with no apparent reason or sound leaving you in the middle of fucking nowhere in swamps. They could also be lost souls 'looking for a way out'. Jack o' Lantern is an alternate form of Will of the Wisp aka Will with the Wisp aka Will carrying a Wisp, wouldn't it make more sense that it'd mean Jack with a Lantern than King of Lanterns?

>>15892204
I'm telling you that Oxford dictionary and the other source I quoted tell you that's wrong. It's not the title, it's literally the name.
>joking nickname
Jack-'o-Lanterns were thought to be mystical things, like St. Elmo's Fire tier.

>> No.15892208

>No arachnarok arachne waifu

>> No.15892218
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15892218

The eczema's acting up again, gotta plunge my hands into some soothing ooze.

>> No.15892222

>>15892205
It's to associate them with the lantern. I'm not arguing the spirit of what you are saying, I'm arguing the literal definition. Jack of the lantern puts the emphasis on the lantern, not on Jack. You got it backwards.

It's like the difference between saying someone is gluttonous and having somebody translate it as "the guy who is hungry". It does not carry the same emphasis.

While it would always have a lantern the term does not mean carries. You get it? Jack of the Flowers for example would give an association with flowers but does not itself say that flowers would be carried by that Jack.

>> No.15892232
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15892232

Osu!

>> No.15892234

>>15892232
I'm playing a little bit of osu again indeed.

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>>15892218
It really does help a lot

>> No.15892240

>>15892222
That's the problem though.
"Jack" and "Will" are generic names. The emphasis is NEVER on Jack or Will when they're in a phrase. Jack of All Trades refers to a man, the generic Jack, who can has experience in all trades (aka, he's okay at everything). The emphasis is on All Trades, but it's still referring to Jack, who has experienced all trades.
Jack of the Lantern has emphasis on Lantern but it's still referring to the generic pixie, Jack, who is carrying a lantern.

>you get it?
No I don't.
I told you already - Jack of the Lantern is just an alternate form of Will of the Wisp. Jack and Will are both generic names with Jack becoming popular later for just a generic name when you don't have any - Jack in Office meant basically an asshole bureaucrat.
Will with the Wisp evolved to Will of the Wisp and around the same time but in different places Jack o' Lantern. It'd essentially carry the same meaning as before, 'he-who-carries-a-light'.

>> No.15892243

>>15892239
She looks distressed. I guess he's shaking her up to her core?

>> No.15892246

>>15892239
Slimes have high surface tension I guess.

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>>15892243
I don't have liquid tits, but I imagine I'd be surprised if a solid just started molesting them

>> No.15892253

>>15892239
Touch the slime. Do it whenever you want because they are kind creatures.

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Everything here is way too human for my taste

>> No.15892258

>>15892239
>left eye
Is she crying

>> No.15892263

>>15892254
>exposed tits
But that's haram!

>> No.15892265

>>15892258
The pleasure is so much she doesn't even know how to react.

>> No.15892269

>>15892265
He's not even touching the core

>> No.15892286

>New Hobgob drawings in last thread
>Mod deleted thread before I could get them
Could someone repost it?

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>>15892286
This?

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>>15892263

>> No.15892299

>>15892269
Imagine if he was

>> No.15892300

>>15892292
Yes, thank you.

>> No.15892305
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>>15892299
>you will never be a slime
>a strong man will never touch your slime core
what does it even feel like to be a slime, would you just drift when you 'walk'?

>> No.15892307

>>15892305
Gil stop.

>> No.15892310

I'm gonna crystallize an entire Dark Matter and implant it as the core to a Dark Slime!

>> No.15892312

>>15892310
Someone stop this madman!

>> No.15892313 [SPOILER] 
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>>15892307
but he's so hot

>> No.15892319

>>15892312
You'll never stop me! I will create a Dark Slime Goddess that will rival the Chief God and Demon Lord!

>> No.15892322

Anon. Imagine an alternate universe. The monstergirl-male ratio is 100:1. As a result monstergirls have colonized the stars, settling on bare planets and terraforming them. There are near infinite amount of planets each with their own gimmick, like the Ice Planet or the Yandere Planet. What are some cool ideas for planets?

>> No.15892325

>>15892319
Wouldn't she just eat the world

>>15892322
A planet that has a highly eccentric orbit and one day just smashes into a gas giant.

>> No.15892326

>>15892322
Space is gay.

>> No.15892331

>>15892322
A planet dedicated to keeping dominant girls

>> No.15892341

>>15892325
>Wouldn't she just eat the world
What?

>> No.15892352

>>15892341
meant to post that on a different board entirely but I'm tired as fuck and somehow pasted that into my post
pls don't kill me

>> No.15892355

>>15892322
The world of THICC face sitting

>> No.15892359
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>>15892322
> The monstergirl-male ratio is 100:1. As a result monstergirls have colonized the stars

You would think that a demographic crisis of that magnitude would preclude civilization from reaching the stars, not cause it.

But whatever. Low-gravity planet where the oppai can get BIG

>> No.15892369

>>15892322
Hello games pls go

>> No.15892370

I want to fondle the pads of an Anubis' paws.

>> No.15892400

>>15892370
Same.
They're so soft damn it!

>> No.15892421

>>15892322
How about a sabbath planet?

>> No.15892429

>>15892286
>he doesnt have archives

>> No.15892437

>>15892322
I'll go to the ice planet and yell out "I'm feeling a little cold" across the tundra and wait

>> No.15892445
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The lineart for my Miia picture is done.
Coloring next.

>> No.15892447

>>15892445
Mmm, yes.

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>>15892437
Fool! Do you know what you have done?!

>> No.15892466

>>15892445
Looks like she shares your love for dakis

>> No.15892469

>>15892437
I imagine you'd just freeze to death. Space can get REALLY fucking cold.

>> No.15892473

>>15892322
>tfw no united mamono-human space empire where the majority of the population are humans
>but the elites are mostly monster girls
>The Head of state(figurehead) is human as per tradition.

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https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon
lilim tonight

>> No.15892484

>>15892359
This

"We have a shortage of men. What do we do?"
"MOVE AS FAR AWAY FROM THEM AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!"
"I don't think..."
"TRUST ME! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"
"O-okay."

>laughing tanukis getting all the boys.jpg

>> No.15892507

>>15892481
How do you escape from a lilim?

>> No.15892510

>>15892507
You don't. Your best bet is beating her in a challenge.

>> No.15892515

>>15892510
I challenge her to a game of reality!

>> No.15892516

>>15892507
>Escaping
>From a Lilim
LaughingCheshires.png

>> No.15892517

>>15892507
Same way the old bear joke works.

>> No.15892521

>>15892510
That doesn't sound like good odds at all.

>> No.15892528

>>15892521
see
>>15879437

>> No.15892530

>>15892481
Which Lilim? OC donut steels or KC's sues?

>> No.15892536

Imagine all the bogus kickstarters on studying how to beat "x" monster girl every encounter

>> No.15892540
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>>15892536
Okay so we need some cash to buy flowers, we're gonna give some Skeletons flowers, see what happens. We just need $3.50

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I haven't drawn Sandy in a goo while, now that I think about it. I still need to do an Automaton at some point as well.

>> No.15892559

>>15892510
Bomberman it is! no one beats me at that.
On the flipside, monopoly or any physical activity will fuck me over

>> No.15892564

>>15892557
Go get a haircut ya damn hippie!
Fun fact: someone once opened their car window and shouted for me to get a haircut or buy a guitar

>> No.15892576

>>15892461
I accept my fate, buried in a brown and white fluffy avalanche

>> No.15892583

>>15892564
Fucking what?

>> No.15892584

>>15892583
She's acting like a hippie. You know, saying "groovy"? And the crystals? That's New Age hippie stuff.

>> No.15892600

>>15892584
"Groovy" could also be Ash Williams

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was gonna post this yesterday but did not get a chance.

>> No.15892606

>>15892600
She's a stoner, take it from someone who has never met one.

>> No.15892610

>>15892605
Well if it isn't my favorite bat and some weeds!

>> No.15892630

>>15892605
Tell me about Lily's friend.

>> No.15892641

>>15892600
I am glad someone got the joke.
Fucking A.
She's not used to her new eyes, and seeing her hands plus machipiyo is certainly a sight with the new eyes.

>> No.15892656

>>15892605
Who's the friend

>> No.15892657

>>15892630
it was a post yesterday where a plant girl wanted to explore outside her garden and this was my take.

>> No.15892661

>>15892322
The Dead Planet

>> No.15892664

>>15892657
I hope she has fun and doesn't get eaten by cows.

>> No.15892676

>>15892126
Why are her feet so huge?

>> No.15892681

>>15892676
When he was a boy, Temujin's father told him he should get a wife with strong feet.

>> No.15892682
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Since body types can vary according to KC, does this mean a tall onee-san Vamp Mosquito exist?

>> No.15892685

>>15892682
>Since body types can vary according to KC
How is this even something that needed confirmation?

>> No.15892691

>>15892657
Did you do the flying fox one?

>> No.15892693
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the street light

>> No.15892697

>>15892682
Everyone who chooses left here is worse than many Hitlers.

>> No.15892701

>>15892697
I think left is bad, but I don't care enough about people liking it to hate them for it.

>> No.15892711

>>15892682
>tall onee-san Vamp Mosquito
Only when they drink enough blood.

>> No.15892712

>>15892682
I don't know what the fuck is with me and right's hairstyle.

But throw me in the matango pit if I lie, I just love it.

>> No.15892724

>>15892712
There's literally nothing wrong with matangos

>> No.15892739

>>15892724
Yes there is, and if we ignore all the usual thread reasons, I can't stand mushrooms, let alone sentinent mushrooms. And jellyfishes. But I already ranted enough about them.

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>> No.15892743

>>15892712
It's the mature, chic look of a woman and not a kid.
Why, having that hairstyle even affected her breasts!

>> No.15892744

>>15892740
Madness.

>> No.15892746

>>15892739
Sponges.

>> No.15892750

>>15892740
The one on the right is going to reproduce with whoever is taking the picture, isn't she?

>> No.15892751

>>15892739
What's wrong with mushrooms or jellyfish, they're really tasty if the chef knows what he's doing

>> No.15892753

>>15892743
Oh, now that you pointed that out...Breasts influence my mind even subconciously.

>>15892746
You're onto something, but not quite there.

>> No.15892754

>>15892682
It also means angry shortstack Hellhounds can be a thing.

And a Lich built like a Jinko.

>> No.15892755

>>15892740
>Traitor-kun got a job.

>> No.15892757

>>15892755
I think it's nice of Steve to be a positive role model to these young ladies.

>> No.15892759

>>15892681
I want to fuck a big, ripped oni girl with huge, powerful feet!
Is there any art of oni girls like that?

>> No.15892762

>>15892753
Breasts are best.
Besides, her tail tip looks like a blade too.

>> No.15892764

>>15892757
He is educating them, and then, through sacrifice, he will become our saviour, gifting us glorious snake ladies.

He is our martyr.

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>>15892740
You gotta watch them rowdy snakes.

>> No.15892771

>>15892762
Kinda xenomorph-y even, if you ask me. Right snek is waifu material.

>> No.15892772

>>15892754
A Wendigo built like a Jinko and as tall as an Oni. She duck walks everywhere to make people think she's just another Wendigo, up until she stands up and glares down at you.

>> No.15892776

>>15892771
Left snake belongs in the trash. Right one deserves daughterus.

>> No.15892781

>>15892754
I think the only impossible thing would be a completely flat Holstaurus. The Baphomet's lolifying magic only creates a oppai loli when cast on her.

>> No.15892794

>>15892776
Hey now, while I agree we can't just throw left snake out like that, condemning her to a life of loneliness. It would be kind of ironic coming from us.

I'm sure we can kidn, I mean persuade some anon out there to give her a chance, right?

>> No.15892796

>>15892781
Holst's are flat at some point before growing.

>> No.15892797

>>15892740
These snakes are too old for easy lessons like this. Where are the lessons on foreplay?

>> No.15892799

>>15892682
do you think the head snakes talk to them?

>> No.15892804

>>15892768
So I guess it's about looking threatening and making sure they know this is your territory or something?

>> No.15892807

>>15892799
>check out that cute guy, sis
>rape that guy, sis
>yeah I agree, you should rape him!
>do it now, when there's nobody around!
>C is for Cookie!

>> No.15892808

>>15892799
I'm sure they have a symbiotic relationship, relying information and shit.

I do know they enjoy hot springs.

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>>15892794
And subject him to a shit waifu with awful hair? Anon, hair styles are very important! They tell you so much about the girl!

>> No.15892818

>>15892807
>alphabet Wurm
It warms up my cold heart to know she is still mentioned.

>> No.15892821

>>15892781
There's also a few races that are strictly loli only, Alice and Baphomet being the ones that come to mind. Baphos can be oppai lolis but I don't think KC ever said they can grow taller.

>> No.15892824

Whats more worrying then a Wurm on search and rape mode?

>> No.15892829

>>15892824
Knowing you have to go to the bathroom but that the floor is full of Legos you can step on and you can't turn on the lights or it'll bother the waifu.

>> No.15892830

>>15892815
You're a slut for kejourous, you are biased anon, I can't trust your opinion.

>> No.15892836

>>15892821
All races can be changed with wonderland treats. Nothing better than a tall, hourglass, classy bapho

>> No.15892839

>>15892824
A red cap thats drank a few cans of relentless
A Kunoichi that's had her mask stolen
A Valkyrie whistling Randy Orton's theme
A lilim that finds you "interesting".

>> No.15892842

>>15892824
A shirohebi that found out you're cheating on her

This also applies to all lamias

>> No.15892845

>>15892829
That damn Anupup just had to play with her legos after I got some Taco Bell.

>> No.15892847

>>15892759
Oh well, I guess not.

>> No.15892849

>>15892839
>A lilim that finds you "interesting".

That's easy, you just need to tell her stories.

>> No.15892850

>>15892830
I am a slut for good hair in general.
The hair can make or break 9/10 of girls for me.

>> No.15892854

>>15892691
no

>> No.15892858

>>15892839
Who the fuck is randy orton?

>>15892849
What if its the screw with you for shits and giggles kind of interesting.

>> No.15892859

>>15892824
Two Wurms on search and rape mode

>> No.15892863

>>15892858
Randy Orton is a pro-wrestler. Dontcha know anything?

>> No.15892864

>>15892850
I can relate to that, I have the hair-face-chest line, it is crucial that the result is positive there.

>> No.15892866

>>15892842
>cheating

What's that?

>> No.15892869

>>15892849
But then she might never leave you alone.
>"And that's the tail of how I lost my arm, my eye, and saved a ton of money by switching to Pai-co."
>"Can you tell me the story about how you fell down a lot of stairs before breaking your legs on a pile of gold again?"
>"No, it's late and you should get to bed"
>"But I wanna 'nother story!"
>angry Lilim noises wakes up everyone in the DL's castle

>> No.15892870

>>15892829
>put on slippers
Problem solved

>> No.15892871

>>15892839
Either that valk is insane or Im expecting angelic RKO's to come out of nowhere

>> No.15892876

>>15892870
>slippers
Yes and I suppose I'll wear bathrobe as well, Jeeves?

>> No.15892881

>>15892864
I just love big, beautiful hair.
I like it long, medium, wavy, curly, straight, braided, in a pony tail, in a bun, etc.

I love nice hair, dammit.

>> No.15892882

>>15892824
A Will of the Wisp who just got dumped by her boyfriend.

>> No.15892887

>>15892863
Some people dont like wresting, others only know names because of the mark remark

>> No.15892890

>>15892682
>All these bitches dissin' left snake.

Well fine then. I'll have her all to myself. None of you scum deserve her in the first place.

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A Dark Mage offers to teach you five spells so you can cross over to the next town on your own. What do you want to learn?

>> No.15892893

>>15892866
He was playing a game and he cheated.
She trusted him so much, yet he did such a horrible thing.

>> No.15892895

>>15892887
>Some people dont like wresting
You're not a girl or an Alp, are you?

>> No.15892899

>>15892881
Restrain yourself, I can hear the angry wails of a thousand fab-haired girls from here, and it's deafening you know.

>> No.15892900

>>15892891
As long as one of those spells is conjuring food.

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>>15892858
>screws with you for fun because she finds you interesting
When did my OC donut steel Lilim take interest in someone? I haven't even worked on her in a while...

>> No.15892903

>>15892893
I see, I see. Rule violators must be violated in turn.

>> No.15892904

>>15892893
Fucking hell, I am calling the MGCPD.

>> No.15892906

>>15892895
I like Wrestling, is just a shame to see some of my old faves (booker t, lita, mick foley) fallen so far

>> No.15892912

>>15892893
All's fair in Mario Party and Monopoly.
>you will never use Boo to steal coins and stars from the nice Jabberwock Onee-san from nect door and piss her off

>> No.15892914

>>15892906
I wish we had the glory of Pro-wrestling with MGs.

>> No.15892918

>>15892891
What kinda rules are usually placed on spells? If non, then...

Immortality(with a secret off switch)
Teleportation
Telekinesis
Super mind
Mind control

Basically god I guess.

>> No.15892924

>>15892918
Immortality and Super mind don't sound like spells, anon.

>> No.15892926

>>15892912
He scratched his crotch while they were in the middle of a game so she would lose concentration. Lewd things are not allowed.

>> No.15892932

>>15892891
Imprisonment
Greater Wish
Greater Teleportation
Charm Person or some variant thereof
Heal Grievous Wounds.

>> No.15892934

>>15892891
Conjure Water
Feather Fall
Kinetic Barrier
Fireball
Bananamorph (for Succubutt tails, see)

>> No.15892936

>>15892914
Theres a few green texts here and there, I did one myself But I would like to see something like a masked ogre taking on a something like a demon with fin balor's gimmick

>> No.15892941
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>>15892936
AND HER NAME IS JANE CENA
TII-DI-DI-DIII!

>> No.15892942

>>15892912
>Your parents will never invite the neighbours to your house because you're new to the neighborhood
>Dad Anon will never suggest you kids play a old game he, your mother, and your aunts and uncles used to play called "Mario Party"
>You kids will never get excited because it has the name "Mario" in it
>You will never notice the looks of concern by their parents and the shit eating grin from your father

>You will never TWENTY YEARS LATER
still hate that bitch Jabberwock for stealing your shit after you two ESTABLISHED A FUCKING TRUCES

>> No.15892944

>>15892891
Why doesn't she just accompany me to the next town? I need a mage to balance out my STR build.

>> No.15892945 [DELETED] 

>Go to check the previous thread
>404
>Check on Warosu
>No shitstorms and literally 0 reason for it to be deleted while people are having their discussions
>Janitor is back deleting "off topic" posts, yet only deleting posts which fall on one side of the "off topic" discussion
>What is biased moderation
>Even deleting simple posts in this thread like "Did we 404?" so nobody knows about the shit he's pulling

For fuck's sake, I thought we were over this. Out of all the people it could've been, we did we get the one janitor who just wants to abuse his power and bully the thread to make it suit his whims?
And why isn't the thread talking about it? If this carries on, it'll just be another /a/ or /tg/ situation where we're shitposted by a single autistic mod until we're booted off the board entirely. And next time, we won't end up somewhere like /jp/, but someplace like /d/.

For fuck's sake, janitors and moderators exist for their userbase. Not the other way around.

We have at least 100 different posters here. If everyone, right now, just used the feedback system, this problem could be fixed, and we could kick out this janitor for someone actually decent.

Talk about how he's deleting threads which don't break any rules. Talk about how he's forcing users to migrate to a thread they don't want to and killing on-topic discussion. Talk about how he's only deleting one half of "off-topic" discussions to force his own agenda.
After all, he can't block or ban an entire thread. He tries to ban 100 users at once, he'll probably lose janitor status just for attempting it.

>> No.15892950

>>15892944
What, you think she's worried about you, b-bwaka?

>> No.15892953

>>15892891
Bind
Discharge (The one that thunder bird uses)
Invisibility
Speed
Silky Touch

>> No.15892955

>>15892924
Yeah, I guess spells are usually temporary. Immortality would be more like a curse.

Super mind could definitely be a spell though, having a temporary effect allowing your mind to process x-times as much information as possible, or process information x-times as fast.

>> No.15892957

>>15892955
Ah, you mean Enhance Mind.

>> No.15892962 [DELETED] 

>>15892945
tldr bitch

>> No.15892964

>>15892941
Just had a bad fanfic idea of jhon cenas foxgirl daughter

Anyone got a mind flayer?

>> No.15892968

>>15892942
>you will never learn she did it because she liked you and thought you liked winners
>you will never still have ptsd over the game and scars from the one minigame with the joystick

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>>15892964
I lost all of mine.

>> No.15892972 [DELETED] 

>>15892945
Um, what?

We made a new thread because the last one reached the image cap. I'm not sure why it was deleted but everyone already migrated by then anyway.

>> No.15892973 [DELETED] 

>>15892962
TL;DR you'll read it if you give a shit about the thread.

>> No.15892974

>>15892964
I wonder what it feels like when she slips her tentacles into your ears. Apart from the pain from her rupturing your eardrums

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>>15892964

>> No.15892979

>>15892869
>>"No, it's late and you should get to bed"
>>"But I wanna 'nother story!"
>Not telling her a bed time story

>> No.15892981

>>15892964
that actually sounds like id read to kill time
And Ive read stuff with way more stupider ideas

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>>15892912
>>15892942
>>15892968
Just challenge Nee-san and win if you want revenge

Otherwise except your place beneath her on the Mario Party totem

>> No.15892984 [DELETED] 

>>15892972
>everyone already migrated
>two replies, one of which was an anon telling the OP to fuck off, and everyone stayed in the thread until it was deleted

And for the last fucking time, one thread on the board. That's how we do things, and there's several reasons for it.

>> No.15892987

>>15892964
And her name is...?

>> No.15892992

>>15892987
Jane Cena?

>> No.15892993

>>15892968
>Decide to have a little get-together with the friends to make some amends on the actions that transpired in that one Mario Party game twenty years ago
>After everyone says sorry and laughs it off everyone gets along and has fun
>Heck, you and that Jabberwock are hitting it off pretty good, according to your bro/wingman
>Cheshire friend suggests that since everyone's over it that we should play a game
>Everyone tells her if she pulls out a fucking Mario Party disk there's going to be some shit
>Already getting that PTSD, but your Jabberwock friend calms you down
>Cheshire friend says no because she's not that cruel and seems to materialize two disks

>Mario Kart
>And Super Smash Bro's

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Miss Happy says you're her favorite person in the whole wide world!

>> No.15893005

>>15893002
I don't believe her.

>> No.15893012

>>15893002
Why do they call her Miss Happy?

>> No.15893016

>>15893012
Because she's happy
All the time
Watch your step

>> No.15893017

>>15892982
Those tentacle monsters really turn me off.

>> No.15893019

>>15893002
Onaholes don't have favorite anythings you autist. What kind of nerd names her tail anyway?

>> No.15893020 [DELETED] 

>>15892972
Creating multiple threads pisses of /jp/ users, and wherever they're validated or not, it means they come here to shitpost, both subtly and overtly. Those guys on /qa/ who said they'd get us banned from /jp/ to keep it free of generals, for instance. You really think making multiple threads is going to help that, or make anyone happier?
It fractures the userbase and splits it into multiple threads, and if one is forcibly deleted, it kills discussion. Fuck, in the past when people tried putting multiple threads up before image limit, it just killed discussion outright on both threads. Nobody wanted to post, during usual high traffic hours.
And in addition to all that, it takes us one step closer to being the stereotype of a low quality general thread which people on 4chan usually despise for good reason.

The mod said we could make multiple threads, and that there was nothing wrong with it. Wherever he's ignorant or trying to push some agenda, he's wrong. He's human, and he's fallible like anyone else.

>> No.15893023
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>>15893012
Because she makes everyone around or in her happy.

>> No.15893026

>>15892979
It's like 4 in the morning already.
And she's waking up her mom and sisters with her tantrum. Her dad can only do so much to stop the fury of an angry DL who is enjoying her first nap in months.

>> No.15893031

>>15893017
They're friendly and can be used to suck your dick though

>> No.15893032

>>15892982
Some things are unbeatable.
Besides, only Wurm-chan has beaten Wock and she's getting ice cream.

>> No.15893035

>>15893026
>It's like 4 in the morning already.
>He doesn't go to sleep at 4

>> No.15893037

>>15893002
That's nice. But I don't want to go to prison.

>> No.15893038

>>15893002
That's cute. I hope she finds a husband that she likes even more.

>> No.15893043

>>15893035
I go to bed at 10 inbthe morning because night shift.
That damn Lilim needs a regular bedtime.

>> No.15893045

>>15893031
They look like males.

>> No.15893051 [DELETED] 

>>15893020
Nice try and being subtle with your posting standards crap.

>> No.15893054 [DELETED] 

>>15893020
It seems that the only thing we can do is to just not post images.

We went like ten threads without any kind of problems because the image limit wasn't reached.

>> No.15893057

>>15893045
Give them female eyelashes and "ara ara" voices.

>> No.15893059 [DELETED] 

>>15893020
You're talking like I'm the one that made this thread. The last thread hit the image cap and had well over 2000 replies, I was expecting it to archive any second but it ended up deleted instead.

Frankly, moving from that thread to this one wasn't any different then usual.

>> No.15893061

>>15893045
Ey wassamattawiyou? The broad and da wocks, they got a good thing going, why you gotta go making trouble eh?

>> No.15893064

>>15893045
But they don't have penises. besides they're goofy mouths.

>> No.15893072

>>15892993
This can end in one of two ways.
Sorrow, or a reverse gangbang.

>> No.15893074 [DELETED] 

>>15893051
The fuck are you talking about?
I'm talking about how being bullied by an autistic member of the moderation means that come some day, these threads might be shunted over to /d/ or end up like /ksg/. This isn't about standards, but how deleting threads and pushing around the userbase or splitting them up from thread to thread is actively killing the fun we usually have.

>> No.15893077

>>15893072
Or Cheshire casually mentioning she spiked the brownies after everyone ate a few.

>> No.15893079

>>15893045
Just say no homo before hand and it's all good.

Besides, which other monster girl can suck you off and kiss you on the lips at the same time?

>> No.15893086 [DELETED] 

>>15893074
I'm not seeing any of the things you claim are happening.
Are you a tweek?

>> No.15893088 [DELETED] 

>>15893086
Yeah, all that stuff happened back when we were still on /a/.
Which reminds me that /a/ has daily Monster Girl threads.

>> No.15893089

>>15893077
>Cheshire casually mentions the brownies were spiked.
>Four minutes later the game is forgotten and everyone's woozy and giggly from the wonderland drugs
>The next day you wake up in bed with the Jabberwock and the Cheshire clinging to either side of you.
>All three of you are naked.
What then anon?

>> No.15893091 [DELETED] 

>>15893054
All it takes is one user spamming images and that strategy fails completely, and the janitor gets his way anyway.

The only thing to do is use the feedback system, even contact Hiro on Twitter if need be. Kick up a stink in general

That, or let things carry on the way they are, and wait for another incident like the one that got us shitposted and kicked off /a/ to happen.

>> No.15893105 [DELETED] 

>>15893086
All you have to do is go on Warosu and browse the monstergirl threads we've had in the past 8 or so months, looking out for deleted replies, to see what's been happening.

>> No.15893111 [DELETED] 

>>15893091
We already tried bringing it up on /qa/ and shit. That's what caused the mod to make that retarded post.

It's probably the same mod that approves all the j***y's ban requests instead of getting him sacked for abusing his powers, and goes to other boards to ban people he can't reach.

>> No.15893115

>>15893089
I shiggy diggy do.
>"You are now man and brides, you may now fuck in front of the families."

>> No.15893126 [DELETED] 

>>15893105
And look for the crazy conspiracy you claim is going on? So a new janitor is a dick, big whoop. You don't have to act like some fucking "I must get this news to the people!" crusader. We aren't that affected, seeing as how we are still up and nobody else is complaining.

>> No.15893136 [DELETED] 

>>15893111
Did the mod that got us kicked from /a/ ever lose his mod status, do we know?
If not, that could explain a few things.

Either way, it just sucks having a history of mods who love to shit on the monstergirl threads, whatever board they might be on. And of course, you can't try to reason against it, because "off topic" or "you can't discuss it when a member of moderation abuses their powers, or you'll be banned!"

>> No.15893144

>>15893115
I'm pretty sure monstergirls don't do that anon.
They probably send you up to a nice suite and don't let you come back down until your bride is pregnant.
If you have more than one you have to impregnate all of them.

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The timing was kind of funny, in a scary kind of way

>> No.15893162

>>15893144
I think some do.
I imagine Girtablilu weddings having the whole family over for the wedding and the following dance between husband and wife.

>> No.15893166

>>15893162
>dozens of scorpion girls doing silly scorpion dances, clacking their claws like crazy

Pfft.

>> No.15893172

>>15893089
>Ask if anyone knows what happened last night
>Jabberwock shakes her head no
>Cheshire seems to be trying to control her laughter
>Tell her to spill
>She explains that after you two were telling stories of the cosmos and the meaning of life, you said you were going to bed and stripped butt naked
>Then Jabberwock said she'd get some sleep too and stripped naked
>Then you two started bickering about cooties and how you don't want her sleeping in the same bed but you both eventually went to bed naked
>You blink and ask for more
>She tells you that's it
>You ask her why she was in bed with the both of you, also naked
>She bursts out laughing and says she didn't have any of the brownies and just got in bed with you two naked an hour earlier just to see the both of your reactions when you wake up
>You both watch her laugh at your faces with annoyance
>And both end up putting back on your clothes and leaving while she mocks you both for thinking you three had sex

>Which is true because you three didn't have sex. Only you and the Jabberwock had sex
>But a little detail like that didn't hurt to be left out

>> No.15893178

>>15893166
>silly
Handholding while dancing isn't silly. Unless the old man and his old Girty waifu play different music on purpose.

>> No.15893179

Silent, man made update when?

>> No.15893184

>>15893172
>Not pinning her down with the Jabberwock's help and teasing her right back.
>Not watching her smug behavior crack as she starts to get nervous over how intimate you're getting with her.
Would you actually do it, or would you blue ovary her though?

>> No.15893186

>>15893172
I bet she snuck in an under-the-covers purplecat blowjob at some point.

>> No.15893187

>>15893178
No, just imagine all those girty girls doing silly jigs with their many legs, though. Their idea of dancing would be scuttling sidesteps and spinning really fast like a video game character with tank controls.

>> No.15893192

>>15893186
>You'll never wake up to a Cheshire sucking your dick under the covers while a Jabberwock impatiently waits her turn.
>You'll never see them blush when they notice you're awake.
I don't know why the idea of a Cheshire blushing during a blowjob is so cute, but here we are.

>> No.15893195

>>15893187
Surely they'd do some erotic belly dance with their veils on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewY3r_d_B8I

>> No.15893198

>>15893187
Anon, I find that cute.
A Girty doing her best to dance at her own wedding but ends up scuttling around with a red face in front of her family is adorable.

>>15893184
Might as well do it.

>> No.15893201

>>15893195
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

>> No.15893206

>>15893198
>Might as well do it.
Are you sure anon? Are you sure you could handle watching her weakly protest as the Wock slides beneath her to hold her in place, using her powerful legs to spread the Cheshire's?
Do you think you could handle mating pressing her until she ahegaos while the Jabberwock cheers you on?

>> No.15893217

>>15892891
Slutmancy.

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>rewatch some Esdeath scenes
>come back
>[deleted]
What the hell happened

>> No.15893224

>>15893206
Yes.
And then I do the same to the Wock. Only thrice.

>> No.15893225

>>15893217
As in you turn others into sluts or do you become the ultimate one?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>> No.15893230 [DELETED] 

>>15893222
The same thing that always happens.

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>>15892824
>>15892859

>> No.15893235

>>15893225
The power to control the libido of those around me.

>> No.15893237

>>15893224
But the Cheshire's going to want more rounds too anon.
She'll even press up against you and lewdly beg you for more.

>> No.15893239

>>15892891
Energy Drain.
Teleport.
Shield.
Light.
Confuse.

>> No.15893242

>>15893186
>Going out to coffee with the both of them
>Jabberwock was aprehensive on going because of the cold but she went anyways. Not because of you or anything
>Cheshire seems a bit different since you last saw her, whcich was the party. Sorrowful?
>You ask her what's up
>She looks at you both and tell you that she is deeply sorry for what she did at the party, spiking the food and whatnot.
>You're pretty impressed that she's matured all up. Maybe her parents must've visited her
>You tell her all's well. Nothing happened so it's no big deal
>Eventually the three of you go your seperate ways, but it turns out the power went out in the apartment Jabberwock lives in
>You suggest that she could stay at your house. Because it's cold. And you have a fireplace. And it has nothing to do with the fact that you two have been dating for a while now and wanted to "take things further"
>She seems to stammer at the thought Cheshire seems to catch on and practically insists, because her place is a "mess" and that your house'll make her feel all warm and cozy
>Wingman.jpg
>She also seems to whisper something to her, which causes her to blush considerably
>Eventually you and Jabberwock get ready to go, but Cheshire pulls you aside to give you a little information
>Apparently Jabberwocks thighs are her weakspots
>You whisper back to her how she knows that
>She just winks and says its something she heard from a blue bird and leaves you two be

>Turns out she was faking her sorrow because she wanted to tease you both about your apparent weakspots but things took a turn for the better
>After you talked to your "bro" two days after about how Jabberwock knew your weakness and what REALLY happened at the party

>> No.15893245

>>15893234
Cute, but very dangerous.

That man better keep running unless he wants to get crushed.

>> No.15893246

>>15893234
>Anon stops running
>Wurms catch up, but they don't remember what they were doing
>They just stand there, staring at each other

>> No.15893247

>>15893227
Don't bully the cute bee

>> No.15893248

>>15892839
>A lilim that finds you "interesting".
When you say interesting, do you mean stalking batman style?

>> No.15893249

>>15892891
Fortify Strength
Fortify Speed
Fortify Hand to Hand
Shield
Restore Stamina

I will become muscle wizard even if it kills me!

>> No.15893253

>>15893247
It's hip to fuck bees!

Everyone's doing it!

>> No.15893256

>>15893248
A Lilim stalker would honestly be as amazing as it is terrifying.
She could probably give you quite a few stealth blowjobs while you sleep.

>> No.15893264

>>15893253
Not me! I love the bee. Even if it's uncool.

>> No.15893266

I just want to fall asleep while wrapped up in a lightly freckled redheaded kitsune's tails.

Is that so much to ask for?

>> No.15893267

>>15893242
Great, now I'm imagining a Jabberwock wrapping her legs around my head while a Cheshire cheers her on.

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>>15893186

>> No.15893273

>>15893248
We talking old "observing from rooftops" batman or new."Knows about you and 2 generations of your family before you even get wind someone is out for you" batman?

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>>15893266
That's something a hopeless mofu addict would say.

I bet your mind goes blank with just the thought of burying you face in big, soft, fluffy tails.

>> No.15893279

>>15893270
Oh no! There's a purplecat under the covers doing lewd stuff to Anon!

>> No.15893282

>>15893266
Try asking for less. Maybe you will get it.

>> No.15893290

>>15892891
You can't just not give us an idea of the spell lst options here, man. I'll just have to assume cantrips and 1st levels as beginner, easy-peasy spells.

>silent image
kind of the catch all illusion. Not as good as invisibility, but cast it over a door frame or create a fake bush to hide in and it'll be much harder for those mean ol' monstergirls to find you.

>ghost sound
Slightly better than a ventriloquist's act because it can sound like anything. Plenty of uses for this to distract.

>detect magic
Really, really useful for figuring out what stuff not to mess with until you're better with magic.

>prestidigitation
The first step in being a mage is looking cool. Get your anime-color hair and heterochromia, make sure the wind is always blowing at you at dramatic moments, make sure your breath is always clean and minty-fresh.

>grease
Attack spells will just turn some assailants on. Use this to make them slip around, or to try and slip out of their grip as the situation demands.

Of course, this is all assuming a proper 9th level explosion spell is out of reach. I'd easily give all these up for that once-a-day option because true mages never sacrifice their love of true magical art for practicality.

>> No.15893291

>>15893270
>You'll never wake up and feel something wet and tight moving around your dick
>You'll never lift the covers and find your lewd Cheshire senpai gently sucking your dick.
>She'll never look up, let your dick out of her mouth, and cheekily put her finger to her lips while shushing you before going back to sucking while giving you the bedroom eyes.
Damn it.

>> No.15893313

>>15893275
You got me. I'm hopelessly addicted to mofu.

>>15893282
I'm doomed to never feel a kitsune's tails either way, may as well aim for the sky.

>> No.15893338

>>15893290
>prestidigitation
There's literally no reason to ever not take this, it's just too fucking flexible despite its shit-tier power.

>> No.15893339

>>15893275
I want to help a kitsune brush her tails

>> No.15893353

daughterus on leashes

>> No.15893371

>>15893275
I want to do very lewd things to that fox

>> No.15893385

I want to surprise a ryu by hugging her

>> No.15893398

Anyone got any chubby/THICC kitsunes?

>> No.15893407

>>15893398
Why do you want them? I won't give any foxes to people who have mofu addictions.

>> No.15893413

>>15893398
Of course I do. The problem is this is like the old Twix commercial.

Two for me. None for you

>> No.15893417

>>15893407
>>15893413
Hand over your kitsunes and nobody gets hurt

>> No.15893420

>>15893417
Anons. Do what he says

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>>15893417
No need to get violent, here you go.

>> No.15893424

>>15892891
All cantrip level spells, infinite casting potential

Prestigiditation (minor magic tricks like cleaning, coloring, or very minor creation)

Mending (minor repairs on object, Trace On!)

Spark (creates fire)

Mage Hand (5lb telekinesis)

Heightened Awareness (a little bit smarter, a little bit quicker)

>> No.15893425
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Steer clear of the steer.

>> No.15893429

>>15893179
I trust he'll deliver soonish, if my rough test schedule is any worth. End of the week or near the start of the next one.

Unless he got stuck...

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>>15893425
Do the Doe, don't go slow.

>> No.15893437

>>15893423
I'll take the smug wurm instead

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>>15893420
I've got this sleepy kitsune. Is that good enough?

>> No.15893446

What if Wurms are actually the smartest monster girls, and they perpetuated the rumors in our world in advance so when they invade us we'll grossly underestimate them?

>> No.15893461

>>15893446
What if the wurms can fly and we don't even know?

>> No.15893465

Anyone have a link to the last thread? I'm checking the archives, but the most recent hit for "monster" was a 3-day old thread. Did Op fail at naming the last one or something?

>> No.15893467

>>15893461
What if wurms have the ability to phase through things creating and illusion that they've smashed through it?

>> No.15893470

>>15893461
>"Dad, can we go to X?"
>"When Wurms can fly! Then we'll go to X"
>AnonDad comes back home from work just to see Little Anon and Wurm in a wagon going down a ramp from the roof in helmets

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Maritan's OC waifu thingy idk

if anyone want the full res get it on my patreon :^)

also, next is some demon grill i dont even know the name of

>> No.15893481

>>15893474
>>15892481

>> No.15893484

>>15893465
Check the offsite archives.

>> No.15893485

>>15893467
What if they don't even exist? It's just someone making us think they exist, and by doing that, they become real.

>> No.15893488

>>15893474
Breasts sure are powerful, that poor loli lilim.

>> No.15893490

>>15893474
Since when is Mari stacked?

>> No.15893492

>>15893485
What if Wurms exsist in the 3D realm but are invisible

>anon hugs his bed sheets wishing it was his wurm waifu
>he doesn't realise that his wurm waifu is there in bed with him but she knows she can't show herself to him

>> No.15893495

>>15893490
check his pixiv

>> No.15893518

>>15893492
There is Wurm hugging you right now and you don't even know it.

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>>15893417
Okay! Okay... Just... put down the gun.

I got this... I THINK it's a kitsune? G-good enough, right?

>> No.15893533

>>15893526
Will do

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>>15893417
You should check my foxes out. C'mon anon, three for the price of two.

>> No.15893540

>>15893537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYJfj5JhyGw&t=0m34s

>> No.15893542

>>15893537
Whoa. That's a lot of THICC.

>> No.15893551

>>15893542
>>15893540
Only the best one in town.

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I want to gather bondage loving Monstergirls like Dark Elves and that zettai ryouiki loving bint Ilassa in a room and shout at the top of my lungs that FIFTY SHADES OF GREY IS A LITERARY EROTIC MASTERPIECE

>> No.15893588

>>15893436
I have the weirdest urge to hug her.

>> No.15893612

>>15893588
White Horn is for hug, not for fug

>> No.15893614

>>15893612
White Horn is for deep kissing.

>> No.15893624

>>15893614
White Horn is for riding and using her breasts as handles

>> No.15893632

>>15893624
How about blowing and nibbling her fluffy ear while your doing it?

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15893643

>TFW feel like won't be able to write again w/o changing the author name

>> No.15893649

>>15893632
Calm down there, she might crash into a tree if you do this

>> No.15893650

>>15893588
I want to take her coat and hat to see what she looks like without them, and so I can wear them for myself

>> No.15893667

>>15893614
White Horn is for grabbing by the chin and forcing a tongue dance on until she starts moaning until she can't think straight, at which point she won't notice that her shirt is being unbuttoned until her doe tits are exposed to the cold winter air.

>> No.15893673

>>15893643
did you leave that bad an impression?

>> No.15893678

>>15893643
Bummer, man.

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>>15893678

>> No.15893740

>>15892605
How does her friend keep up when Lily shows her around? She cant fly.

How did she even get up there?

>> No.15893749 [DELETED] 

>>15893643
Just change accounts shouldn't be that hard.

>> No.15893754

>>15893749
Nevermind I'm a fucking retard

>> No.15893763

>>15893012
It's based on a short story

>> No.15893771

>>15893474
Noice.

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>>15893474
before i start anyone know who the fuck is this?

>> No.15893782

>>15893779
A cute girl?

>> No.15893785

>>15893740
Flower girl clung to her body while she flew up and grabbed the ceiling, and then they snuggled.

>> No.15893791

>>15893474
Who is the fun sized Lilim? Some young generic?

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>>15893782
u fuk

>>15893791
dude's OC too

>> No.15893796

>>15893779
Barbartos from Dungeon Defense, a high ranking Demon Lord (#9?)
The MC is fucking her on the regular but she's technically not on his side.

>> No.15893802

>If deemed worthy as a male, a man can subdue them. However, in their case, unlike the original race, they have no interest in simple military prowess. It's better to express your interest frankly. You can confess love, or just tell them up front you want sex. It's more effective if you get a massive erection upon seeing them without waiting for them to attack, showing off your unrestrained desire, and it's even more certain if you expose your penis and shove it in their face, pushing your desire on them.
Somehow I had missed this part of the profile until now, the way to defeat a jabberwock is slapping her ass and telling her to bend over confirmed.

>> No.15893806

>>15893796
...fuck I've been had haven't I
>that filename

>> No.15893810

>>15893795
Isn't Mari, the artist, a girl?
>OC
>Flat Lilim
I guess I was not the only guy who had a donut steelix OC Lilim that was flat.
Damn it all, at least Lani stands out atm by not being fun sized.

>> No.15893817

>>15893791
Mari's daughter.
>>15893802
Cock slapping them also works.

>> No.15893818

>>15893810
i never asked so

>> No.15893821

>>15893817
>daughter
I. What. Who. How.
Where's the fucking cat, and its kittenmatter offshoot?

>> No.15893822

>>15893802
I want to do the same with a normal dragon.

>> No.15893827

>>15893817
>Mari's daughter.
A million paternity tests

>> No.15893829

>>15893818
It's pretty common knowelege.
As is her being from Canadia, home of the Canadian squirtgun.

>> No.15893830
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15893830

>>15893821
Cats don't like water, doubt it's going anywhere near a bathroom.

>> No.15893831

>>15893830
A few cats actually like water.
Most known is the tiger.

>> No.15893841

>>15893830
>>15893831
Also, it's still just a Darkmatter in the end. I wonder if what shape they take differs on the Lilim they are around?
>dog
>goose
>Wurm
>Randy Savage

>> No.15893860

>>15893673

>> No.15893861

>>15893827
We aren't talking about what your whore of a mother went through for you.

>> No.15893868

>>15893860
With just which story? Can't be that bad.
Shit, I'm terrible and I still keep hanging on. I still need to work on shitty Lilim and her magical realm of sweets and pastries.

>> No.15893870

>>15893861
>Projecting

>> No.15893877

>>15893841
>Randy Savage Catmatter
"NOTHING MEANS NOTHING"
>Anon's standing there, confused
"NO MORE, I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, YEAH"
"UNJUSTIFIABLY IN A POSITION I'D RATHER NOT BE IN, BUT THE CREAM MUST RISE TO THE TOP, YEAH"
"LILIM MADNESS, YEAH"
>Panick.jpg

>> No.15893879

Tiny, pudgy dragons.

>> No.15893886

>>15893877
It would be glorious as hell.
Much better than the goose.
>"HIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
>attacks anon for no reason

>> No.15893890

>>15893879
I want to be a nice butler to one.

>> No.15893892

>>15893886
>Lilim's on the bed, giving Anon the eyes
>What the fuck do I do?
"YOU GOTTA SIT THERE AND JUST JAM IT IN, YEAH"
"CUP OF COFFEE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', YEAH"
"GIVE HER A BIT OF THE LILIM MADNESS, MAN"
"BLOW THE PLANET APART, YEAH"

>> No.15893893

>>15893806
what

>> No.15893898

>>15893886
The goose is loose

>> No.15893900

I want to escape with my wurm waifu to a mountain far far away. Away from all the stresses of life.

>> No.15893902

>>15893890
Even if she's a tsun due to her insecurities at her height and weight?

Would you brush it all of with a smile?

>> No.15893905

Would Mummy and Pharaoh be able to freely control their bandages?

>> No.15893906

>>15893893
That's the filename that you get when you download it from the translator's site.

>> No.15893909

>>15893892
>>15893877
>Sexualizing the Macho Man
Anon, no.

>> No.15893910
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15893910

>>15893879
Not pudgy, but is bottom-heavy okay?

>> No.15893920

>>15893902
I would be playful with it and if she gets sad I'll just make a joke about how bad I look to get a laugh.

One of the best treasures you can get from a dragon's hoard is her smile.

>> No.15893926

>>15893910
How bottom heavy?
One with an extra large rear?

>>15893920
Just be careful, she may forget herself and tell you not to call yourself ugly because she doesn't want to like looking at ugly things.

>> No.15893934
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15893934

>>15893910
>this lewd girl is a virgin
I'm not proud of the things I'd do to her.

>> No.15893941
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15893941

>>15893926
Her butt and thighs are double the width of her body.
>>15893934
But I bet she would be. Any girl who has permanent heart pupils is just begging to be broken in on a dick.

>> No.15893948

>>15893941
Then that is fine, so long as you make sure to massage them whenever she asks and maybe a few times she doesn't

>> No.15893956
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15893956

>>15893948
Look at this perverted little minx. She probably wouldn't want you to ever stop.

>> No.15893965

>>15893956
Then maybe its time for you to put her rear to good use.

>> No.15893966

>>15893822
I think the idea somehow just works really well with the jabberwork
>the queen of hearts thinks a jabberwock will trivially deal with the trespasser and drag him off to her rape cave or something aftewards
>does a spit take with her tea when she sees what's actually happening

>> No.15893967

>>15893926
>because she doesn't want to like looking at ugly things.

She might trigger my abandonment fetish like that.

>> No.15893976

>>15893967
If you call her out on the 'like' comment, she may puff up her cheeks in a pout and mutter 'baka' while blushing.

>> No.15893977
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15893977

>>15893965
Understood! Commencing multi-day sessions of face-sitting and doggystyle. Leash is optional, tail pulling will not be.

>> No.15893983

>>15893977
Anon, she may ride you till she's cumflated to a degree that would make fairies blush.

>> No.15894000
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15894000

>>15893983
I can't help it, anon. That ass is magical. Besides, it means I'll get to princess carry her around once she's no longer able to stand. We'll spoon on the bed, me rubbing her swollen tummy as her new egg begins to grow, occasionally sticking it back in to top her off.

>> No.15894002

>>15893976
I would just say "indeed" and give her a warm smile, seeing how her mood changed. Fuck, I want to devote my life to a dragon.

>> No.15894003

>>15893956
PROMOTIONS.

>> No.15894005

>>15894000
Oh my.
Keep it up and her belly may soon be sporting a whole clutch of eggs in her.

>>15894002
They are wonderful things, especially when they can be soft, pampered and still turn fierce when they need too.

>> No.15894020

>>15894000
Jesus fuck the ass is fat
Now that I think of it, I bet there's entire gyms in monsterland revolving on getting 10/10 hips or something

>> No.15894023

>>15894000
What are the odds of me being able to get with a dragon with that ass, but proportionate to her being tall and busty so that it's still her best asset?

>> No.15894028
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15894028

Another new picture of wife.

>> No.15894031

>>15894023
You would need to look a lot for her, but it will all be worth.

>> No.15894033

>>15894000
I would eat that ass past the expiry date.

>> No.15894037

>>15894033
Necrophilia is not okay anon

>> No.15894042

>>15894028
top NEET

>> No.15894043

>>15894031
It'd be worth it for the facesitting alone, not even considering all the other lewd possibilities.

>> No.15894049

>>15894005
I would be happy to take responsibility.
>>15894020
Point me to the spa run by holsts. Chest massages for massive tits all day.
>>15894023
Buy every antique treasure map you can find, even if that one particular tanuki has ripped you off before. You never know which loot cave will have your thicc dragon cake waiting at the end!

>> No.15894053

>>15894037
Zombie dragons.

>> No.15894060

>>15894005
I kind of want to see her get all protective towards me, losing her tsun would definitely give me heart pupils.

>> No.15894062

>>15894049
You don't understand anon, she's going to be near bursting with eggs.

You've created a new brood.

>> No.15894065
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15894065

Would you?

>> No.15894068
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15894068

>>15894062
RESPONSIBILITY!!!

>> No.15894071

>>15894065
No

>> No.15894072

>>15894060
Oh, she'd be quite protective if anyone tried to harm you.
and sitting her in your lap would result in heart pupils, although she'd try to hide them by looking away.

>> No.15894073

>>15894068
PERSONAL
RESPONSIBLITY
PERSONAL
RESPONSIBLITY

>> No.15894076

>>15894028
Oh no, who will stop the evil Gazer overlord!

>> No.15894078

>>15894065
"nah"

>> No.15894085

>>15894078
>>15894071
>>15894065
Ouch.

>> No.15894086

>>15894072
>looking away.

I know how to deal with things like this. I just need to say "Oh sorry, I forgot you don't like ugly things."

>> No.15894092

>>15894086
Then she's going to whip back to look at you only to end up letting you look at her heart pupils.

>> No.15894097

>>15894092
And then comes the kiss, the touchy-touchy, the eye locking and finally the "I love you."

>> No.15894104

>>15894097
This is the part where she pins you and begins copulating in an attempt to bring daughterus

>> No.15894122

>>15894078
>>15894071
That's racist

>> No.15894125
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15894125

>>15894122
And?

>> No.15894128

>>15894122
She isn't my type, that's all there is to it.

>> No.15894129

>>15894125
Racism against Orcs is not appreciated, amigo

>> No.15894131
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15894131

>>15894129
I don't exist for your appreciation.

>> No.15894146

>>15894129
But orcs are mean

>> No.15894147

>>15894049
What if the dragon left all those treasure maps to lure a man into her trap?
Anyone crazy enough to buy and follow them all would be worthy of her.
I'd set up camp after reaching the end of the last one and wake up in her castle being ridden senseless.

>> No.15894148

>>15893179
After
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgVWJkc5gXE
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

>> No.15894153

>>15894129
Didn't know about that. I guess I'll just have to surrend myself and fuck her so much that she'll only be able to think about my cock fillingher womb over and over again with my hot baby batter.

>> No.15894156

>>15894146
>Orcs
>Mean
Just because they ripped open an inter-dimensional portal and tried to ficki ficki the local populace doesn't make them 'mean', it makes them 'misunderstood'

>> No.15894160

>>15894156
t. orc

>> No.15894161

>>15894156
My penis for Ner'zhula!

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15894165

>>15894147
>treasure maps leading to dragon's hoard

>"Oh? I guess you came here for my treasure, right, boy?"
>Cut her off by saying "No, I came here for you."

Why can't I have those fucking dragons already?

>> No.15894166

>>15894156
Personally I'd prefer an Elf.

>> No.15894176

>>15894165
See that's how you get knocked out by a Dragon so she can haul you to her bed and rape you all night long anon.
That's exactly what I want from a busty bottom heavy beauty like her.

>> No.15894191
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15894191

>>15894165
I want to follow an ancient map to a long-lost hoard. Presiding over it, an impossibly ancient dragon in her true form. So ancient, she barely even remembers her own 'human' form, much less actual humans. I'd barely even register as a blip to her when she finally stirs. She'd watch me with one half-open eye, confused but ready to incinerate anything foolish enough to claim her hoard...

And then I'd lay out a big blanket with a nice lunch, inviting her to join me. It's alright if she doesn't join me, I'd just be happy to be there with here. Just spend some time there, talking to her, even if she doesn't do anything other than stare at me. And then pack up for the night, leave some food for her, and wish her a good night with the promise to be back tomorrow.

What would be her reaction to all of this?

>> No.15894202

>>15894176
I want to see the confusion in her face, it would be priceless.

It would be even better if she thought it was a joke and tried to offer something from her hoard as a reward for surprising her while hiding the fact that she wants it to be true.

>"Go on, you can choose one thing from this huge pile."
>"Okay, I want your smile"

Also, she wouldn't need to knock me out that's for sure, I would willingly go to the bed with her.

>> No.15894203

>>15894161
>My penis for the nerd in the ice

>> No.15894214

>>15894203
gotta melt her out one way or another, but tis true
Garroa is the only true warchieftess and did nothing wrong, so she probably is the better waifu

>> No.15894215

>>15894191
She would be quite curious I'll tell you that much. Maybe curious enough to ask what exactly are you doing and what is the purpose of it.

>> No.15894220

>>15894202
Anon, I just want to wake up tied to her bed and balls deep in her fat jiggly ass as she wraps her tongue around mine while thrusting like crazy.

>> No.15894222
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15894222

Accept the love of /fa/ Deer.

Sproink.

>> No.15894224
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15894224

>>15893779
>>15893474


>>>/i/481892
>>>/i/481893

Hellwan next, but i need to go to class

>> No.15894231

>>15894224
neat!

>> No.15894232

How do fluffy-tailed MGs keep their tails from getting all messy when they sleep?
How would a multi-tailed Kitsune keep her tails from getting tangled together if she's a restless sleeper?

>> No.15894234
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15894234

>>15894191
>Literally scaly shit
Just when I thought Shoggocks couldn't get less inconspicuous

>> No.15894236

>>15894232
She'd probably have some sort of thing to tie them together.
If she got a husband she wouldn't need it since they'd instinctively wrap around him while she sleeps.

>> No.15894240

>>15894232
The same way you keep hair from getting messy in your sleep.

You don't. Just gotta brush that shit in the morning.

>> No.15894244

>>15894224
Hot.

>> No.15894251

>>15894234
>Scaly
Do you not read anything or do you just instinctively sperg at the mention of full dragons? MGE Dragons are capable of reverting to their full dragon forms. This is a dragon that has been laying atop a forgotten hoard for centuries, with no need for a human form. At what point in any of that dialogue did you get the impression anon was after the scaly pussy?

Also, nice reaction image.

>> No.15894255

>>15894251
>She's forgotten what her human form looks like
>Centuries of being a full dragon
It's like you don't even realize that usually in fiction when it comes to characters capable of shape shifting it's like re-learning how to ride a bike, with your body.

It's still a shitty concept that only a furfag like Shogggy would pitch.

>> No.15894261 [DELETED] 

>>15894255
>I don't like this idea, therefore you must be autistic
And I thought all the retards were busy doing damage control for Trump on /pol/

>> No.15894263

>>15894261
Am I missing something? The word 'autistic' or 'autist' doesn't even appear in his post.

>> No.15894281
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15894281

Rabbit girl

>> No.15894299

>>15894281
That's a Jackalope, son.

>> No.15894315
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15894315

What if The Mothest had to face off against THE BATTEST

>> No.15894317

>>15894315
Lovely moffs.

>> No.15894328

>>15894315
It would be a crazy fight, probably ending up with both of them hitting something and blacking out.

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15894331

>>15894317

>> No.15894333

>>15894331
is this a loss edit

>> No.15894342

>>15894333
Hopefully not.

>> No.15894351

>>15894333
God damn it stop, I don't want to start thinking every image could be loss.

>> No.15894360

>>15894281
>>15894299
Nyet, is deep siberian wendigo who tried to seduce of farm boy with bunny suit but changed minds halfway and tried to change into big fluff coat, but got caught by farm boy.

Good thing it's not siberian jinko, very dangerous for little boys, but good training for men,

>> No.15894367

>>15894351
The best one I can recall in recent memory was the edited tattoos on the stomach of the island god from that new disney movie. Haven't had a loss edit crack me up in a long time, but that did it.

>> No.15894370

>You'll never gather a group of nerdy monstergirls around a table for a game of Vampire: The Masquerade
>The nerdy Echidna will never love it so much she brings her decidedly less nerdy Hellhound sister along with her the next time your group meets.
>The Hellhound will never enjoy herself in spite of how nerdy the game is.
I just want to DM for monstergirls damn it!

>> No.15894397

>>15894129
Orcs can go suck a dick for all I care. Oh, but not mine.

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15894402

Succubus shmup proto
https://ioribranford.itch.io/demonizer

>> No.15894403
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15894403

>>15894367

>> No.15894407

>>15894403
For fuck's sake.

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15894413

>>15894403
The fuck am I looking at here?

>> No.15894414

>>15894403
It's so bad

>> No.15894475

>>15890764
There's new bats? What else is new? Good lord what have I missed!

>> No.15894479

>>15894475
There was new species of harpies and the confirmation that Onee-sabbath exists.

>> No.15894484

>>15894479
>New harpy
Shoooooooow meeee

>> No.15894489

>>15894484
Hold up, let me go look in the archives for her info.

>> No.15894492

>>15894479
> Onee-sabbath
While you're down there in the archives, anon...

>> No.15894502

>>15894414
>>15894413
At least a he's honest with the filename

>> No.15894510

>>15894484
>>15894492
If only, Anon. If only...

>> No.15894517

>>15893643
>tfw haven't written in so long, coming back now would probably warrant negative feedback

>> No.15894524

>>15894517
That's pretty much my situation and I can't be assed to be associated with TFT.

>> No.15894578

>>15894517
If any of you fuckers would spend as much time writing as you do worrying about reception, we'd have five times as many stories. Nobody really gives a shit how long you disappear for. People appreciate content and they don't really care who you are.

>> No.15894586

I want to awaken an ancient evil and make her my bride.

>> No.15894600
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15894600

>>15894578
>Unironically believing this

>> No.15894611
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15894611

>>15894578
>tfw writefag
>tfw already got gud
>tfw get to be smug at these faggots whining about not being gud

>> No.15894617

>>15894600
Who was the last writefag to end up on the thread's shitlist for anything other than being an asshole? I can't remember a single person who is hated for anything but in-thread behavior. Even Bob wouldn't be so infamous if he didn't take such perverse delight in pissing people off.

>>15894611
There is always better. Get "better" and then be smug.

>> No.15894621

>>15894586
what if she's just evil by ancient standards, like stealing crops and livestock, or breaking people's hunting tools?
what if she's freaked out by the Demon Lord's changes that happened while she was sealed?

>> No.15894627
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>>15894617
>Get "better" and then be smug.

But I get gudder every day, because I actually write.

I've noticed an awful lack of smug MGs in my folder.

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15894633

>>15894586
Me too man. A violently evil monster to slowly turn to the side of "meh dont care" would be great.

And the more abominable the better.

>> No.15894636

>>15894621
Then I help her acclimate to this new world.

>>15894633
Would be good.

>> No.15894644

>>15894617
The only three I can recall are Negawalker, Bollocks/Shoggocks, and the supreme asshole himself MachineAnon.

>> No.15894650

>>15894627
If you write every day, you must be at least four writefags at once, because our update rate is staggeringly slow. We get maybe one story every 3-5 threads. It's depressing.

>> No.15894658

>>15894650
>If you write every day, you must be at least four writefags at once

No, I just write drafts and scrap entire ideas as I get better ones.

As much as people can get frustrated over having written half a story only to get a better idea that needs it all scrapped, actually scrapping it and starting over takes a massive amount of time contrary to just forcing yourself through and writing the previous sub-par idea.

Autistic perfectionism does that to people.

>> No.15894664

>>15894658
I just stop and toss it all into a "WiP" folder. Surprisingly, I do actually come back to use most of it. It takes a lot of editing work to make sure everything's well, but it's sometimes worth it. My exposition is hit-and-miss, but nearly all the smut I write is good enough to warrant saving and using elsewhere.

I'm actually having a hard time figuring out who you are. I don't remember anyone except RS having that style and I'm not entirely convinced he's not in a coma.

>> No.15894666

>>15894636
I want to stumble into an evil girls life, and teach her the pleasure of constant sex and vidya. She would grow obsessed with me, focusing her energy on being a great lover than an evil villain.

Then i would take her dates into society, where I teach her not to push people into the street. Instead we would do "playful acts of evil", like cutting the string on childrens balloons, and jamming automatic doors.

>> No.15894672

>>15894666
You have no ambition. I wish to be the "kind man behind the throne" that is actually significantly more evil than the queen. Nothing is better than making a self-assured evil queen balk and blush as she realizes that you're a thousand times worse than she is.

>> No.15894677

>>15894672
You say that, but you dont have the balls for true evil.

>> No.15894680

>>15894578
>If any of you fuckers would spend as much time writing as you do attentionwhoring
fix'd

>> No.15894681

>>15893879
What about big pudgy dragons?

>> No.15894687

>>15894677
I'm pretty sure that pretending to be evil to woo an evil queen is about as bad as it gets. It's selfish, pointless, and evil.

>> No.15894690

>>15894687
"pretending to be evil" is the hard part. The hesitation before you kill your first innocent will reveal you, and thats basic entry level evil.

In short, you dont know what "evil" is, and are romanticizing it.

>> No.15894696

>>15894690
You're the one misunderstanding what it means to be evil. Perhaps hundreds of years ago, you'd be right. Killing people is unnecessarily dirty and unprofitable. If you think that killing innocents (yourself) is required to be evil, you may want to look into de Beers.

>> No.15894697

>>15894681
How big and how pudgy?
Because either way I'd still spoil her.

>> No.15894706

>>15894696
and you say I lack ambition.

I'm still right though, you're romanticizing something you dont fully understand. Even if you distance yourself from the consequences of your actions, eventually they'll catch up, and then you'll have to carry that weight. Evil is easy, but far from simple.

>> No.15894708

>>15894617
>There is always better. Get "better" and then be smug.
That's horrible advice. Every day you get better in some respect.

>> No.15894715

>>15894214
>Unleashing Ner'Zhula by melting her throne with months of bukkake

>> No.15894720
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THICC
SHARK
THIGHS

>> No.15894724

>>15894658
>As much as people can get frustrated over having written half a story only to get a better idea that needs it all scrapped
Dude what? Just save the idea for later and write another story, and finish the one you already half finished.

>> No.15894726

>>15894690
>Try to pretend being evil to strike a queen's fancy
>When you stand in front of her sitting on her throne, you realize you're trying to talk with an evil queen who could not care less about you and might call the guards at any second to kick you out if you're not worth her time at best
>"So anon, what evil deeds have you done...?"
>Stand there like a deer in headlights, try to think of something, can't
>"Leaving a queen like myself silent, refusing to answer? My, my... That's cruel. I like it~"
>Keep standing there silent, but now more surprised than anything
>"Still, I want to know more about you. Can you tell me something about yourself?"
>Mind goes blank, can't remember anything, get so nervours that your capability to lie goes out the window as if the thought of making something up never crossed your mind
>'Uhh...'
>"You've come here without even thinking of what you'll say... What do you take me for, anon? A random bystander undeserving of a single second of planning beforehand? How evil!"
>Nervousness starts dying down because you can't understand what's happening anymore
>Hell, she's even leaning forward in undivided interest in you
>"You like showing instead of telling, hah...?", then just sits there staring at you
>Think
>Suddenly remember you can pretend
>'...I have over three hundred confirmed kills--'
>"Are you lying to me, anon...?"
>'N-no.'
>"It's written all over your face. You're lying to me, anon."
>'M-maybe...'
>"Lying to a queen for your own selfish goals! How reckless, dishonorable, deplorable! Any other queen would put you to death for what you've done right where you stand! God help me, because I might fall in love!"

>> No.15894733

>>15894726
At that point you might as well call her dumb.
>She likes it even more

Damn you, masochists.

>> No.15894740

>>15894706
I'm not talking about distancing myself from anything. You're the one stuck on the idea of being some kind of edgelord. Evil has nothing to do with going out and killing or even harming anything. It's reckless selfish pursuit and a refusal of consequence. Only psychopaths try to hurt people. For evil, it's just a necessary byproduct of some greater ambition.

When it comes down to it, you're arguing for chaotic evil and I'm arguing for lawful evil.

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>>15894724
>Just save the idea for later and write another story, and finish the one you already half finished.

Why would I scrap an idea I can still write?

I'm talking about better ways to go through with the story that require rewriting it or removing other parts of the story, not scrapping an entire story altogether.

>> No.15894758

>>15894690
>>15894706
Not him, but I think you don't get it. You need to be significantly callous to just fantasize about a genocidal evil queen. If she's true evil, chances are you know some one whose had their life destroyed by her, or there is one degree of separation at most. The mere act of dreaming of bedding her would qualify you as some kind of sociopath. At which point, I doubt life means much to him.

>>15894750
Yeah, no I read your post and understood the context, my brain just immediately omitted what followed it. Sorry.

>> No.15894761

>>15894706
Not him but I would be completely enamored with a Monster Girl with the managing and organizational skills of the Church of Hextor.

Someone who while technically iron fist, pretty much improves the quality of life of her citizens in ways that don't sacrifice long term nation building. Someone who has a code of honor but really has no qualms with doing horrendous things because while she can and does do good things, it's ultimately to benefit her since she has no empathy. More specifically a lack of empathy for others, and her personality was mainly molded by good people who had the unfortunate fate of raising someone who lacks compassion but was taught it like a rote program.

If not undermining people through subtle ways or enticing them to come to her side anyone with a weapon in hand tends to meet a swift end. She has no use for torture and sadism, she loves to fight but she also loves no wasting her time with pointless endeavors. No need to kill off entire villages when you can put them to work, or even better make them want to work, and even better than that, do it with a genuine smile on their faces.

However her big, big weakness are those who do care, deeply for change and are against her for whatever reason. Revolutionaries obsessed with freedom, selfish ambitions to match her own, or what can be nicely compared to raging mutts. These sorts have the tendencies to mess with her plans and change the minds of people she wants to help. Or try to take her throne, or simply want everything she cares for burnt to the ground.

That is the type of Villainess I would gladly share company with. Someone who by all means should be good but lacks that one quality of empathy to make that leap to benevolence.

>> No.15894762

>>15894697
The ideal amount of big and pudgy.

>> No.15894770

>>15894740
No, you're arguing for Chaotic Nuetral, and Im arguing for EVIL.

Thats what are not getting. being evil IS being an edgelord. Simple self service is anyone's game, but Evil is something else entirely.

To be evil, you have to enjoy harming other people, or destroying things. You need to not just serve yourself, but take special effort to do it while trampling over others. Thats evil, by definition.

>>15894758
You can fuck evil without being evil
>>15894761
That sounds all right. She isn't evil.

>> No.15894777

>>15894770
>You can fuck evil without being evil
You can't genuinely WANT to love and fuck evil without being evil though

>> No.15894780

Y'all are fucking retarded.

>> No.15894782

>>15894777
Thats wrong, I genuinely want to fuck and love evil, and i'm a fairly nice guy.

>> No.15894784

>tfw no mayadere waifu

>> No.15894787

>>15894777
>Not being the Neutral Good person and loving a Lawful Evil women
>Not showing her that compassion caring for its own sake does matter outside of being a tool for control
>Not giving her a chance to appreciate views outside of hers
>Or better yet when you are harmed and for a brief moment you see the true monster inside, unhindered by her complex code to maintain the guise of a decent person unleashed upon the world

>> No.15894793

>>15894780
Took you awhile.

>> No.15894794

Good night anons, take care and remember that daughterus can be vicious.

One never knows when they may perform a gang cuddle.

>> No.15894797

>>15894784
I want to be my mayadere waifu's moral anchor, and the only thing in the world she truly cares about. That way when I inevitably get murdered by some generic "Hero" or "Champion of Justice" type character, there is nothing left to hold her back unleashing her reign of terror anymore.

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>>15894777
What is purification?

>> No.15894801

>>15894793
Not the first time I posted something like that, there bud.

>> No.15894802

>>15894784
>You'll never cuddle a Haughty Mayadere Vampire who only spared your village because you agreed to marry her and she loves you so much.
>She'll never insist she sit on your lap while meeting with her generals or with messengers from the church trying to scare her off.
>She'll never correct a Paladin who claims you're her slave by calling you her beloved husband and nuzzling you with her cheek.
>She'll never get really smug an imply that the Paladin is jealous because she can't get dates.

>> No.15894803

>>15894797
>Get murdered
>Instead of going in a rampage of revenge she goes to hell to get you back, since she cares more about you than her own desire to make the murderer suffer for eternity at least till she's done rescuing you

>> No.15894805

>>15894782
>and i'm a fairly nice guy.
No, you have delusions about your character. If you can stand by the side and make love-love eyes at her while she rolls through town on her way to war, her soldiers being edgy shits and kicking the elderly out of the way, taking what they want and killing villagers who protest as example, you are evil.

If you can sit in on a village conference while the villagers seethe in rage at their slain family-men and entertain thoughts of joining the rebel faction, while mothers take up arms for their stolen and raped sons and all you can think about is how nice her singing voice must be, you are evil.

>>15894799
>>15894787
Well I mean if all you want is to take an evil girl and make her not evil, then I'm not really talking about you. I'm talking bout wanting an evil waifu and wanting her to stay evil.

>> No.15894806

At least our image/post ratio isn't as bad as last thread.

>> No.15894807

>>15894799
As adorable as Deruella being a hopeless romantic is, I don't want to completely defang her.
I wouldn't mind letting her reverse facefuck me.

>> No.15894810

>>15894803
Well, usually bringing someone back from the dead isn't a simple task. There's no telling what atrocities she may have to commit to bring her beloved back to her.

>> No.15894811

>>15894761
I am him (or he, rather), and this is exactly what I'm saying. Lawful evil is sexy as hell. It probably ties into my yandere fetish. There's just something about someone who can devote themselves entirely to a goal without concern for the consequences for others.

>>15894770
You have perhaps the most boring and limited view of morality I have ever seen. By your standards, the greatest atrocities of history have been perpetrated by "chaotic neutral" people. Actually, even bizarre hypothetical situations or near-strawman examples like Vasili Blokhin or Pol Pot aren't actually evil by your standard because they don't kill for pleasure.

What you're talking about isn't evil. It's being defective. No one that destroys for the sake of destruction has ever been a ruler. They're useful dogs and best and trash to be taken out once you take the throne at worst.

>> No.15894813

>>15894810
>Well, usually bringing someone back from the dead isn't a simple task.
She doesn't care.

>There's no telling what atrocities she may have to commit to bring her beloved back to her.
All the more to brag about for when she tells you how much she loves you.

>> No.15894814

>>15894805
I prefer not to use a rigid label. I try to do a good deed every day, but If my waifu is evil and enjoys tormenting her subjects, then I'm happy to turn a blind eye to keep the love that we share.

>> No.15894816

>>15894810
Given her husband was a good person, this is conjuring up an image of her breaking into Heaven, grabbing him before he can cross over fully, and running from an army of angels with his soul in tow.

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>>15894807
Just convince her to not turn the world into a perpetual orgy and I'd call her 'good'. Let her be as freaky as she wants in bed. What she does and to whom in the comfort of her castle is her prerogative.

>> No.15894829

>>15894814
>then I'm happy to turn a blind eye to keep the love that we share.
And you're evil for it. That's not a bad thing it just means you're evil. Why not join her?

>> No.15894832

>>15894816
That is certainly a possibility, if I actually were a good person.

>> No.15894833

>>15894819
I want to Deruella to reverse mating press me while showering me with kisses and wrapping her legs around mine so I can't get away!
Not that I'd want to get away.
I want her to cuddle me afterwards and call me cute!

>> No.15894837

>>15894811
We should probably just stop.

>It is universally accepted that to perform an evil action an agent must be morally responsible for what she does. Although hurricanes and rattle snakes can cause great harm, they cannot perform evil actions because they are not moral agents. Furthermore, moral agents only perform evil actions when they are morally responsible for what they do and their actions are morally inexcusable (see e.g., Kekes 2005; Card 2010; Formosa 2008).
>To meet these conditions evildoers must act voluntarily, intend or foresee their victim's suffering, and lack moral justification for their actions.

Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy, The concept of Evil
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/concept-evil/#FreEviDisAcc

In short, you have to deliberately and purposefully hurt or destroy, for its own sake.
Thats Evil, and unless your examples did that, they are only "evil" in the eyes of uncomfortable, or ignorant people.

>> No.15894843

>>15894829
I couldn't actually feel right about doing evil actions myself, but I'm okay with fence posting myself while someone else does.

>> No.15894852

>>15894832
I believe in the vibrancy of all people, capable of doing nothing and everything, good and bad in all spectrums of mildness and extremity.

Translation I believe that anyone has capacity for all things.

>> No.15894854

What is the most evil thing you people did anyway? Would your monster waifu/favorite girl accept it?

>> No.15894857

>>15894852
I also imagine, that from a spiritual standpoint, getting married to an evil monstergirl would probably condemn you to an eternity in hell when you die.

>> No.15894862

>>15894854
I dont think Shoggoths really care one way or another, so yes.

>> No.15894863
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Pear-shaped Living Armors.

>> No.15894869

>>15894720
But that rear though.

>> No.15894871

>>15894854
Eh, the biggest thing I'm guilty of is being a lazy selfish shitbag, and I feel like actually having a waifu would help with that.

>> No.15894872

>>15894837
I agree on the stopping part. I have to be up early and have spent far too long shitting around on this.

However, your citation actually proves my point and refutes yours. "...evildoers must act voluntarily, intend or FORESEE their victim's suffering, and LACK MORAL JUSTIFICATION for their actions." perfectly describes my argument and all of my examples. The kind of evil I posit is one that acts of self-interest, with knowledge of the unacceptability of its actions and the harm they will cause, yet does so anyway. In this regime, evil satisfies the requirement of voluntary action, foreseeing the victim's suffering, and lacking moral justification. It is, by definition, evil. At no point in your own cited statement does it say that the evildoer must destroy for its own sake. You added that in later. What you are arguing is also evil, but it is merely a specific case, just as mine is. You are attempting to exclude my "brand" of evil because it doesn't match yours, even though both are defined as evil by your own source.

What's really evil is that I've shorted myself on sleep for the third night in a row for absolutely no reason. At least we gave the thread something to talk about for a while.

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>>15893398
Indeed I do. Hope you like the milky variety.

>> No.15894881

>>15894837
>You can define evil
Laughable. The act of defining evil is evil in and of itself, because evil cannot be perfectly defined and to define it is to ignore forms of evil that lay outside its definition, and give them a pass. Which is evil.

And even if we go with your definition, You are a moral agent. You are morally responsible for your own inaction. You voluntarily chose to endorse your waifu's evil. You can see your wafu's intent and can forsee the pain her victims go through, and there is no moral justification for turning a blind eye to her evil or encouraging it.

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>>15894873
Gonna milk those titties dry while she milks me dry.

>> No.15894883

>>15894854
Honestly it's not helping people when I know I should be more active, or hoping that someone else would help out. A truly evil thing? Well I haven't killed, robbed, stole, adulterated, assaulted, swindled, conned, or psychologically destroyed anyone. So my most evil act, I suppose would be inactivity.

Fuck I sound too much like a savior conolex hero type. Figures since my name literally translates to hero.

>> No.15894888

>>15894883
>Inactivity isn't evil

>> No.15894892

>>15894872
Now you're just really aggressively agreeing with me. We've come full circle and its time to get off the ride.
>>15894881
Actually, Evil is very easily defined, by human standards.

Yes yes, we all know universal objective morality doesn't exist, which makes this all pretty silly anyway. What humans consider evil is not the same thing that Glarbnaxs on planet X consider evil. Rules of Nature. Cats and dogs living together. everything we do is a lie.

I admit that turning a blind eye to my waifus evil doesn't clear my conscience though.

>>15894883
How slothful

>> No.15894893

>>15894892
>Actually, Evil is very easily defined, by human standards.
No, because that implies that evil that lies out of the definition isn't evil.

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For the Order!

>> No.15894897

>>15894893
Yes, thats exactly what I'm implying, and its true. All human evil falls under that definition.

>> No.15894899

>>15894897
only a Sith deals in absolutes

>> No.15894917

>>15894899
I mean, its not like there aren't absolutes.

All bleeding eventually stops.

>> No.15894921

>>15894897
I'll kill two birds with one stone then. There is an innocent man in a chamber infront of you. He cannot escape and the chamber has nozzles within it that bathes the chamber with a soft flame that will certainly kill, but do so slowly and painfully. Next to you is a button. That button will instantly switch the nozzles from flame to a healing mist that will also bathe him and heal any damage done to him. Nothing will happen to you if you push the button. You won't get anything out of it either.

Is it or is it not evil to watch the man burn to death?

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>>15894896
I need more Monster Girls who fight to protect Humanity!

>> No.15894953

>>15894921
Yes, not pressing the button is a deliberate evil act, when you know that pressing it will save him.

Inaction, in this example, is deliberate. That still falls into the human definition of evil, so I'm not sure where you were going with this.

But i'm excited to hear you explain.

>> No.15894954

There's nothing wrong with not being evil and wanting an evil waifu.

She can corrupt you after all.

>> No.15894961

>>15894954
I feel the same way.

Or you can slowly purify her, until she rescinds her evil ways.

which is also good.

>> No.15894965

>>15894953
The definition you gave only defined action. Inaction is, ironically by definition not action. Therefor that definition of evil is wrong. And in the same stroke I outline a scenario in which inaction is also evil.

>> No.15894967

>>15894954
>>15894961
Or you can just be her cute househusband while she oppresses the people

>> No.15894969

>>15894961
>which is also good
Given that in this thread purification means turning girls into moeblobs, I'm gonna say no.

>> No.15894970

>>15894954
I'm going to bake delicious cookies for her henchwomen and there's nothing that can stop me.

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Gloomy cyclops girls tho

>> No.15894975

>>15894954
Whatever happened to morally grey

>> No.15894979

>>15894965
No dude, now you're arguing something else entirely.

There is no void of action here. By choosing the inaction not to press the button, you are choosing the action of watchin the man burn to death.

You can try and catch me in a logical suplex all you want, but it still falls under the definition whether you like it or not.

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>>15894975

>Implying neutral isn't evil in its own right for being too complacent with evil

Lawful Good or bust.

>> No.15894987

>>15894974
Make good gimpy bondage slaves.

>> No.15894998

>>15894983
Deus Vult!

Gonna join that Centaur's party on a quest for justice!

>> No.15894999

>>15894974
What about them?

>> No.15895003

>>15894974
monoeyes are for the roughest of bullying.

Includes Gazers

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>>15894979
>to meet these conditions evildoers must act voluntarily, intend or foresee their victim's suffering, and lack moral justification for their actions.

You speak to me of logical traps but you're the one who is trying to claim that an inaction is infact an action.

Standing is inaction. Something that you can't help cannot be evil. You can't make your heart beat or not beat, so the beating of your heart cannot be evil. You can't make your eyes not see, so the mere inaction of watching cannot be evil. Actively closing your eyes may be evil yes, but in this example you aren't acting to closing your eyes.

What I like or don't like is irrelevant here. That definition is Void.

>> No.15895006

I want to invite the Shoggoth head-maid, the Kikimora housekeeper, the Troll head-cook, the dashing colonel Sphinx, Professor Lich von Lichenheimer, the sultry Kejorou heiress, the chubby Dark Priest from the local congregation and my loyal Police Wurm friend to the parlor so I can pace in front of the fireplace and tell them who I accuse of raping the young master!

>> No.15895009

>>15895003
But Gazers have shark teeth!

That means they're dangerous!

We'll just get bullied ourselves instead!

>> No.15895016

>>15895006
It was the Wurm, wasn't it.

>> No.15895018

>>15894974
Does she have a nice sundress and hat?

>> No.15895020

>>15895016
No. It was fucking everybody one after the other and I'm next

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>>15895003
>>15895009
Gazers are known for being able to bully victims up to three times their size!

>> No.15895023

>>15895018
Only when you tell her you're taking her to the park on a date.

>> No.15895026

>>15895005
All right, I understand you were triggered by my use of the word "inaction". I apologize for using it incorrectly, but >>15894953 I said "Inaction, in this example, is deliberate"

Yes, in this case, choosing not to do anything is doing something.

That something is watching the man burn.

I can't spell this out any simpler for you. Its a deliberate choice to perform an evil act, and watch the man die when you could easily save him.

And it still falls under the definition.

>> No.15895028

>>15895022
>>15895009
Im not scared! Im going to sneak right up on a Gazer while she naps, and bite her right on the butt with my own shark teeth.

>> No.15895032

>>15895020
You're a monstergirl?

>> No.15895035

>>15895032
BREAKING NEWS

>> No.15895037

>>15895032
Yes anon. That's why they're raping me. Because I'm a Monster Girl.

>> No.15895039

>>15895026
So what you're saying that choosing is action, but I disagree. I may sit down, and I have both mince and steak in my freezer. I may choose to have spaghetti instead of steak, but that is for later. My choice has been made but I haven't moved an inch.

Am I still acting? I don't think I am. I think action is defined by effect. To act on something is to have something else acted upon. To simply chose to not do something is not acting. for nothing to be acted upon if it by definition inaction. The inaction of merely observing does not produce a result, it is there for not an action.

The definition is void, as I have clearly defined an evil that lay outside of it.

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>>15895039
You're an evil poopy-head and you're not living your life correctly.
I will shatter that illusion of yours!

>> No.15895045

>>15895040
Spooky Wolf.

Getting a bit excited by the full moon.

>> No.15895058

>>15895040
How did she get such a tight looking shirt on?

How will she get it off in one piece?

>> No.15895063

>>15895039
Well I disagree with you.

You're still hung up on the words "inaction" and "action" but that has nothing to do with what you asked me. You're obfuscating a very simple question "Is it evil to not save the man?"

Yes. Its evil. You are deliberately choosing to not press the button, and instead watch him burn.

This has nothing to do with inaction or action, or whatever food analogy you come up with, and Semantics is the Dane Cook of debate. Holy shit is there an echo in here?

>> No.15895065

>>15895040
I hope you aren't the dude I was arguing with

>> No.15895073

>>15895063
>You're obfuscating a very simple question "Is it evil to not save the man?"
>Yes. Its evil. You are deliberately choosing to not press the button, and instead watch him burn.
Not at all I am simply demonstrating that the definition you gave is false. Yeah, it's evil. I agree, I gave that example because I agreed. But by your definition, it wouldn't be evil. If something is evil, but not defined as such then the definition can only be wrong.

The drive of this discussion is not the question, but the definition you proposed where what inaction and action is, is literally EVERYTHING. Surprised you don't see that. Though I suspect you're being a bit dishonest and are trying to deflect away from the invalidity of the definition you used to define evil.

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a little something for you guys. for all the feedback and comments.

>> No.15895076

>>15895074
>freckles
She's a dirty ginger! Don't let her touch you!

>> No.15895080

>>15895074
Am I the only one who thinks the nose is ugly as fuck?

>> No.15895081

>>15895074
i want to kiss her on the nose!

>> No.15895083

>>15895080

>thinks clitorises are ugly

>> No.15895085

What monster girl would yell 'NO! NOT THE MATING PRESS! ANYTHING BUT THAT!' before you put her into a mating press?

>> No.15895086
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15895086

I think we all just need a cup of orange juice

>> No.15895087

>>15895074
Bat Girls make this noise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn42oAx9wo

>> No.15895089

>>15895085
The ones who dislike meme positions.

>> No.15895091

>>15895085
A tsundere loli Hellwan

>> No.15895093

>>15895083
Well it would be ugly on some one's face. Decidedly slaneesh-y

>> No.15895094

>>15895085
Sister Rabbit.

>> No.15895095

>>15895085
Kikimora.

>> No.15895096

>>15895087
'no'

>> No.15895097

>>15895086
I don't like orange juice.

>> No.15895100

>>15895085
A girl thats just on the brink of subbmitting
so fucking none of them

>> No.15895101

>>15895085
An alp

>> No.15895103

>>15895073
Actually, im glad you came back to it because I was going to also.

You claim that Human evil can lie outside of the definition of evil. Im claiming that's false, and that there is no cases of evil that lie outside that definition.

"Evil" is deliberate. It does not happen accidentally, and any acts that are terrible, but have not perfomed with malicious intent, are not "Evil" acts.

I can't think of a single example in which you can be evil, without doing so knowingly. Even your example.

>> No.15895104

>>15895085
Mouse Girls.

Before you pump them full of daughterus.

>> No.15895107

>>15895097
Orange juice is good for the soul!
but fine, what would you drink with a monster girl instead?

>> No.15895108

>>15895101
You'd think they would take what they can get.

>> No.15895112

>>15895107
Jasmine tea, nephew.

>> No.15895120

>>15895107
Apple juice or lemon PG

>> No.15895123

>>15895107
Water

>> No.15895132

>>15895107
Peppermint tea

>> No.15895134
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15895134

Oh no, there's been a containment breach IT'S LOOSE IT'S LOOSE!

>> No.15895135
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15895135

>>15895108
The thought of their new anatomy being used for its intended purpose and having a tiny person growing inside of them must be more alien and terrifying to them than any other girl due to their change in perspective.

And yet their thoughts keep returning to it. Especially after you start using the mating press.

>> No.15895138
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15895138

>>15895104
How many daughterus would you pump into one?

>> No.15895145

>>15895134
Somebody get it back in the straitjacket!

>> No.15895146

>>15895132
What are your thoughts on twinings?

>> No.15895149

>>15895138
Mice have litters of 3 to 14.
After being pregnant for roughly 21 days.

You can fill them with a LOT of daughterus.

>> No.15895150

>>15895103
>You claim that Human evil can lie outside of the definition of evil. Im claiming that's false, and that there is no cases of evil that lie outside that definition.
The case I outlines falls outside of the definition because the definition hinges upon "action". You aren't acting. Therefor by that definition it isn't evil. Which is incorrect.
>"Evil" is deliberate. It does not happen accidentally, and any acts that are terrible, but have not perfomed with malicious intent, are not "Evil" acts.
I agree with this but it is besides the point of the original discussion. "Does not happen" "any acts that are terrible" "performed". Your very language excludes inaction from being evil. Which I disagree with. Inaction as can be seen in this case is decidedly evil. Deliberately evil. But not actively evil. I suppose it is a passive evil. A concept which by your definition would not exist.

>> No.15895162

>>15895085
A teenage vampire that was teasing you but didn't expect you to snap, throw garlic, and breed her right there

>> No.15895164

>>15895089
How is the mating press a 'meme position'?

>> No.15895167

>>15895149
Would it be possible to headpat all of those daughterus?

>> No.15895168

>>15895162
I agree with this only if I'm the same age as her and she's been bullying me all throughout high school.
Especially if she ends up making me take responsibility.

>> No.15895170

>>15895150
But you are acting! You are deliberately choosing not to save the man. This is an action.

Just because you are standing there still, doesn't mean you aren't doing something.

>> No.15895173

>>15895167
Well, yeah, if you get up early enough in the morning.

>> No.15895177

>>15895162
Garlic make vampires go rape mode.

Unless you're not talking about MGE.

>> No.15895180
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15895180

>>15895162
There's nothing sweeter than wiping the haughty superior smirk off the face of a vampire using the power of the cock.

Nothing beats the power of the cock.

>> No.15895182

>>15895180
Well memed

>> No.15895186

>>15895164
Meme; noun: anything I don't like is a meme.

>> No.15895187

>>15895170
If you are acting then something else must be acted upon. Standing still and watching is inaction. There is nothing acted upon by your inaction.

Tell me what is being acted upon when you do literally nothing?
>inb4 some kind of constant force like the pressure of your feet on on the ground via gravity is therefore action

>> No.15895188

>>15895186
Meme post.

>> No.15895196

>tfw anon can't stop being a fucking retard
sad desu

>> No.15895201

>>15895196
Kill yourself

>> No.15895211

>>15895196
What

>> No.15895214

>>15895187
Thats a loaded question, because standing still and watching is NOT INACTION. The action you have performed is "standing and watching", wherein "watching the man burn" means you are acting upon yourself.

When you lay in bed, you are not "doing nothing", you are "laying in bed"

When you stand still, you are not doing nothing, you are standing still.

>> No.15895229
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15895229

Stop discussing ethics. You're all victim material anyway.

>> No.15895232

>>15895229
Black Dragon-san!

>> No.15895235

>>15895229
Wanna cuddle her.
Gonna cuddle her.

>> No.15895263

>>15895214
>When you lay in bed, you are not "doing nothing", you are "laying in bed"
Nonsense. I peel back the sheets and I climb in bed and then I lie down and then I proceed to do nothing else.
>When you stand still, you are not doing nothing, you are standing still.
Nonsense. I go from doing whatever it was I was doing i.e. sitting down, I stand and then I proceed to do nothing else.

But if there were no prior actions, and I find myself standing as you do in the example I gave, then I don't start standing. I am already standing. and then nothing is done.

In typing this I realize a quirk of language. How can one "do" nothing. How can nothing "happen"? Nothing is nothing. It isn't an action to how can it have done something or have happened?

Any way, to get back on topic standing still and watching is indeed not acting. If it isn't then you can clearly define what is being acted upon by standing still, can you not?

You do not actively choose to watch the man. He is before you, you can't not watch. The mere processing of light by your eyes and mind is not YOUR action. YOU are not acting by having that automatically and passively happen.

You are deciding to do nothing, not acting to do nothing.

>> No.15895267

>>15895229
We'll see who's the victim after I masturbate using her armpits while she's asleep

>> No.15895274
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15895274

I need names for a Shog and Kiki

Preferably something that speaks to their origins

>> No.15895277

>>15895274
Sparky and Puddles

>> No.15895278

>>15895263
All right, you win. Its too late to continue this crazy train. Good talk.

>> No.15895280

>>15895274
Shog named Lili from their teke-lili saying
Kiki named Naya from gornichnaya which is maid in Russian

>> No.15895283

>>15895263
not that guy but deciding is a type of action

>> No.15895292

>>15895283
Then what is acted upon by your mere decision to do something? If something is an action then by necessity something else must be acted upon.

A decision alone is not an action.

>> No.15895304

>>15895292
ac·tion
ˈakSH(ə)n/
noun
1.
the fact or process of doing something, typically to achieve an aim.
2.
a thing done; an act.

still not that guy, but you've been wrong this whole time. You dont need a target to perform actions, and deciding is an action.

>> No.15895305
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15895305

I want to be thrown at my enemies

>> No.15895308

>>15895304
Dude its probably best just to ignore that guy.

>> No.15895315

>>15895277
hue hue
>>15895280
I like Naya, and I'll probably go with Lili or Keli

Thanks.

>> No.15895321

What exactly does Shoggoth's TEKELI-LI cry sound like?

>> No.15895323

>>15895304
act
akt/Submit
verb
1.
take action; do something.
noun
1.
a thing done; a deed.

And act with nothing acted upon is not an act. Movement is an act. You are acting upon the air, stirring it, moving it. A lack of movement is a lack of action

>> No.15895332

>>15895304
>>15895323

I mean I would just like to point out the most fundamental truth of science.

Every action EVERY action has an equal and opposite reaction. If nothing reacts to your act then you aren't acting. You're inert. If you can prove to me that standing still is an action, then you must demonstrate what is reacting(acted upon) by your standing still.

Nothing. Everything happens around you with you yourself having no action upon the flow of events.

>> No.15895338

>>15895323
>And act with nothing acted upon is not an act

neither definiton says that.
>>15895323
>>15895304
stop making shit up.

>> No.15895360
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15895360

Lets talk about lizard girls and the various things on can do with them

As a starting subject. how old do you think a salamander has to be when her tail first lights up?

>> No.15895365

>>15895360
Holy shit, that face, never post that again.

>> No.15895366

>>15895360
Please stop posting that terrible picture

>> No.15895368

>>15895338
>The dictionary doesn't discuss the nuances of the word
Shocker, now respond to this >>15895332

>> No.15895371

>>15895365
>>15895366
Do you think the guys in /b would fix it? I dont really have a chance in /i

>> No.15895377

>>15895368
more like you're inventing nuances for the word

>> No.15895378

>>15895371
Why not just ask one of the people here to do it?

>> No.15895384

>>15895371
I think you need to just commission an entirely new piece of art.

>> No.15895387

>>15895365
>>15895366
He's posted that thing here for ages, I don't get why its a problem now.

>> No.15895393

>>15895377
I don't see that response, anon.

>> No.15895397

>>15895387
First time I've seen it, it's absolutely terrible quality. Don't allow that shit in these threads.

This isn't deviant art.

>> No.15895398

>>15895387
It's ugly

>> No.15895399

>>15895387
I know, and it bothers me each time I see it.

>> No.15895401

>>15895378
>>15895384
I dont have commission money, and I and I like the people here too much to beg

>> No.15895403

>>15895393
(You)

>> No.15895410

>>15895403
>Not gonna engage the discussion anymore, just going to shitpost
k

>> No.15895412

>>15895401
did you draw it yourself?

>> No.15895413

>>15895397
>>15895398
>>15895399
>it's ok when people post their shitty picture of monster girls drawn on paper and post them here. I won't over-react
>Did you just post a well coloured and well drawn art piece in the thread with an improveable but not perfect face?
>GTFO ITS NOT DEVIANT ART! THIS IS SHIT!!!1!

>> No.15895420
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15895420

>>15895413
These are cute as fuck. They have a niche

That >>15895360 is just bad.

>> No.15895421

>>15895412
Nah, I got it from /a a few months ago. Tried to line it up with a birthday thing that fell through. Its missing the tail too

How much would base commission money be in pounds anyway?

>> No.15895427

>>15895413
I also detest those, if it makes you feel any better.

>> No.15895428

>>15895413
>Horrible shading
>Terrible mismatching color theory
>Poor anatomy, what the fuck is up with that left leg
>Poor linework
>Crossover /sp/ shit that isn't /jp/ related or monster girl related

It looks like something a twelve year old would draw, you should not be proud you made that nor posting it here. It's just a mess. A big fat mess.

>> No.15895430

>>15895421
Depends on the artist, but for a colored single character portrait, typically in the 50 to 80 USD range.

>> No.15895431

>>15895274
Ilyashka and Ginny.

>> No.15895432

>>15895413
>well coloured and well drawn art piece
Here's (Youuuuu) anon-kun
Reeest foreeveeerrrr deep in our heaarts
The last and final moment is (You)rs
That agony is (You)r triumph

>> No.15895435

>>15895420
That's a relatively good one. But that that's just a good one in a sea of shit drawing that get posted here. Still doesn't justify a spastic fit of rage.

>> No.15895442

>>15895420
What is this Metoroido Piraimu she speaks of?

>> No.15895449
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15895449

>>15895442
Just something these NERDS enjoy playing.

>> No.15895454

>>15895449
I believe, yes I do believe I see frilly panties!

>> No.15895455

>>15895360
>>15895365
Well, I got a guy on /b to make the face less retarded
http://imgur.com/a/1gIx4

But seriously, save some money if you care about posting that again.

>> No.15895460

>>15895454
>>15895420
>you will never follow a southern belle Wisp through the bayou, under the moon light.

And the fact she's wearing panties at all means you know she's a total prude.

>> No.15895462
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15895462

Are you man enough to give your waifu a proper bath?

>> No.15895465

>>15895462
I don't believe in baths and wallowing in your own filth. I believe in saunas and showers.

>> No.15895488

>>15895462
We will bathe together, every night.
I'm so lonely.

>> No.15895491
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15895491

>>15895462
Im man enough to bathe in my waifu.

>> No.15895498

>>15895491
>Thy meal was made with the root of T'Char

>> No.15895503

>>15895455
I didn't meant to shit up the tread with it. sorry about that.

>> No.15895510

>>15895503
Don't worry about it, the standards of the thread is fickle most of the time.

Just post the better faced one next time.

>> No.15895522
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15895522

How about flame snake?

>> No.15895526

>>15895491
I love how fucking smug she is. I bet she thinks she's so damn clever, being all secretly lewd.

>> No.15895532

>>15895522
A snek that keeps herself warm? What use am I to her?

>> No.15895534
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15895534

First patreon reward thingy, memecat

>> No.15895536

>>15895534
Fat ass.

>> No.15895545

>>15895532
Love, sex and children? dont tell me your only in it for the cuddles you pussy

>> No.15895552

>>15895428
I thought that the fact that its a salamander is what makes it monster girl related?

>> No.15895554

>>15895545
I'm only in it for the pussy, you cuddles.

>> No.15895560

>>15895552
All that does is go back to the fact that the art is shit, because at that is no salamander unless you are told that it is and know KC's design

>> No.15895569

>>15895554
well there you go, You now have more reason for flame snake

>> No.15895572

I just want to feel the warm embrace it a yeti. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.15895579
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15895579

>>15895572
If only, anon. If only.

>> No.15895586

>>15895534
who's patreon?

>> No.15895589

>>15895569
The question is what use am I to her, not what use is she to me.

>> No.15895592 [SPOILER] 
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15895592

Ayy /mgt/, long time no see. What's new?

uncensored: https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/781043218234351616

I couldn't get to sleep so I decided to finish this draw up. White Horn and Wockbutts are still in progress too, no worries o7

I'm gonna try and sleep again. Have a nice night y'all.

>> No.15895593

>>15895534
Who are you? What patreon?

>> No.15895608

>>15895534
Nice!

>> No.15895609

>>15895593
>>15895586
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/

>> No.15895611

>>15895592
That's a tubby mofu. She gon get impregnated if she's not careful.

Is she from anything specific or just a quick sketch?

>> No.15895622

>>15895592
Good to see you alive snib.
>White Horn still in progress
That's what I like to hear.

>> No.15895654

>>15895593
This is >>15893474 also your pic?

>> No.15895657

>>15895654
Fuck, I mean to reply to this >>15895609

>> No.15895659
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15895659

There's something on your head

>> No.15895665
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15895665

Kek
KC is so mad he had to use english for baka gaijins

>To the foreign artists:Recently, a man seems to comission the several artists to draw MGE artwork with HLF(Human Liberation front) markings.
>This one named Philip Ransum, Father Grigori, theneutralguy, AbsoluteDebauch etc violated the Terms of Use of MGE several times in the past.
>His fiction detail stories of war, murder, torture and various attrocious acts against MG that go against the spirit of MGE.
>So I forbid the use of MGE materials by him, but he tries to detour it. So if you receive a comission from him, please never accept it.

>> No.15895682

>>15895665
It's impressive how persistent he is, he's even outright lying to artists who ask if he's the same guy.

>> No.15895687

>>15895665
I don't agree with KC on this one. Let the edgy kids throw money at whatever they want, it shouldn't bother him so much personally.

>> No.15895688

>>15895657
Yes, i'm pretty sure its in my dA

>> No.15895689

>>15895687
It's KC's MG's dood

>> No.15895696

we back yet?

>> No.15895698

>>15895665
I can see where he's coming from and kinda agree with him. But out right telling your fan artist not to accept a comission seams... I dono, odd.
Still, he's not forcing them or anything so I guess it's fine.
What did the guy do that was so bad that KC is going after him?

>> No.15895700

>>15895696
Guess so.

>> No.15895705
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15895705

I'm all fired up now!
G-get it? F-fired up?

>> No.15895706

>>15895698
If memory serves with those names, they write pretty grim stuff on the wiki

>> No.15895710

>>15895705
She can't make bad puns if I'm fucking her brains out!

>> No.15895714

>>15895706
I think I member that. Fuck those guys.

>> No.15895719

>>15895687
It's his product. He lets people draw his designs but if an artist was doing things with the property that harm the brand name, ie guro, he's well within his rights as a businessman to tell the guy to fuck off. It's like big companies like blizzard telling people to not make porn of their overwatch characters.

I personally would even support KC banning any artists who accept the edgy commisions from using his mgs full stop. Don't draw edgy shit, you gold digging drawslut. Where is your integrity?

>> No.15895724

>>15895665
Is it that one dude from over half a year ago, still at it? The one who wrote an actual appeal to KC claiming he's contributing to the setting as well as practicing he's God-given star-and-stripy freeduhms? Wew. Like, weeew.

And this is shortly after KC's book materials got leaked by a gaijin too, for all he knows. The poor man's probably considering anathematizing the western fanbase entirely at this point.

>> No.15895728

>>15895687
Wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't pretending to be innocent like he has no idea what the stories he's written are so he can get art from people who wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.

I'd say it's a fair warning to artists who are fans of the setting.
>>15895698
>What did the guy do that was so bad that KC is going after him?
>>15895706
http://libermgespeech.wikia.com/wiki/LiberMGESpeech_Wikia
>write edgy shit
>wiki asks them to tone it down
>kc asks them to tone it down
>no one outside of their little circle enjoys what they make
>write an autistic rant about free speech and how they have to take a stand
>start apologizing and deleting stuff when a wikia admin tells them to stop cybering rather than taking the stand they talked about
It's kind of hilarious really.

>> No.15895729

>>15895724
Some folks can't handle the freedom

>> No.15895736

>>15895719
Not him.
I think that he shouldn't "ban" edgy content. Just tell artist "please don't do it, that's not what this is for.". As long as he is only saying "don't do that" and not banning it (unless it's his own website or the like) I'm behind him on this.

>> No.15895739

>>15894896
Ah shit, now there's mushrooms there too, I knew that scene with little normal 'shrooms was foreshadowing.

It's the fungipocalypse.

>> No.15895741

So I have a question with what KC actually owns. If I write some truly grimderp edgy shit about, say, a dragon girl, does KC own the very concept of dragon girls?

>> No.15895752

>>15895665
>Father Grigori
didnt he get permabanned from the wiki?

>> No.15895754

>>15895741
Is it obviously his design being described? If so he owns that.

If it's your bog standard dragon then doesn't, the guys he was mad at were going full MGU and drawing his girls being killed.

>> No.15895757

>>15895741
Yes. This is why he gets royalties from Beowulf.

>> No.15895760

>>15895757
>Beowulf has dragon girls
What?

>> No.15895763

>>15895741
Just don't write, simple. This single line of yours is a fair showing nothing of value would be lost.

>> No.15895765

>>15895741
you can do that, just dont use the mge as a setting

A edgy dragon girl in your own made setting is fine, using his world template for doing it is not.

>> No.15895767

>>15895760
Angelina Jolie, anon.

>> No.15895770

>>15895741
He owns the IP to MGE. A dragon girl isn't necessarily MGE. You could say it's your own creation and it just happen to be like MGE.
You can get away with a lot of shit, but the more general a thing is the harder it is for anyone to punish you for it. As for dragon girl, you can wright whatever and not get any shit. just don't steal his art and you'll be fine.

>> No.15895773

>>15895760
>>15895767
No wait, the dragon was her kid. But she was a monster of some kind, anyway.

>> No.15895774

>>15895736
I'm pretty sure he can't do anything besides "pls don't bully my daughterus ;_;" posts anyway. It's not like they use his girls for copyrighted materials or marketing

>> No.15895775

>>15895719
>It's like big companies like blizzard telling people to not make porn of their overwatch characters.
And yet people don't give a fuck and keep making more overwatch porn. Even fucking brazzers did cosplay overwatch porn

>> No.15895777

>>15895767
I know its probably just me, but I find her quite unnatractive

>> No.15895785

>>15895777
It's not just you, Anon.

>> No.15895786

>>15895774
The general rule is "if you don't make money from it, you're fine". Since there are a lot of laws protecting people that do art in any form. Fair use is one of them.

>> No.15895788

>>15895777
Meh, beauty it subjective. I got a freind who hates twilight but would happily get the chick who plays bella pregnant (his words not mine)

>> No.15895789

>>15895774
He can send a cease and desist to the site hosting the material, he done it to MGU when they tried shielding that shit.

At the end of the day if someone is hosting material based off his work that's his legal right, he's actually being nice by just verbally forbidding them.
>>15895775
Overwatch is so popular and there's so many people making porn that it's impossible to stop at this point. This stuff is just a small amount of content though and would be easy to crush if he wanted to.

>> No.15895790

>>15895775
>Even fucking brazzers did cosplay overwatch porn
They what now? How have I missed this?

>> No.15895794

>>15895777
I've always thought she's disgusting and my mother won't stop ranting about how stupid she looks if she ever appears on TV so it's not just you.

>> No.15895802

>>15895785
>>15895794
At least its not the horse face f that sex in the city woman that sounds younger than she looks

still if I got the chance I would punch the both of them

but enough of that, lets make a monster girl actress!

>> No.15895810
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15895810

>>15895802
>monster girl actress
Elves love to get in front of cameras.

>> No.15895811

>>15895790
It's shit, don't bother. Hideous cosplay widow is fucked by reaper

>> No.15895812

>>15895763
>I'm too braindead to understand a hypothetical
For what other reason would KC's right to his own designs be called into question? If I write a sweet cuddly story? Moron.

>> No.15895815

>>15895811
I just saw the trailer... yeah, not worth it.

>> No.15895819

>>15895802
if they are proper movies, do you think they would only do romance flick with their husband.

the only certainty is that sex scenes wont be faked.

>> No.15895822

>>15895765
>>15895770
So if I understand correctly, the domain of his control is strictly to that of his green vanilla dragon design. And if you drew a red dragon with slightly different horns and scale designs being edgy, there's literally nothing he can do.

>>15895773
Dude her kid was the grendel. Unless I'm misremembering it. My knowlege in beowulf is sadly limited to the movie and fapping to the video game,

>>15895775
Blizzard clearly cares. And they have their rights to, but it's such a huge game there isn't much they can do.

>> No.15895824

>>15895802
>well known manticore actress is walking down the red carpet in an expensive looking dress
>she waves to the press and fans before continuing on
>behind her on a leash is her husband who is being milked by her tail as they walk
>she keeps a refined air about her the entire time and never once loses her composure
Monster girl celebrities would be something.

>> No.15895825

>>15895665
I've never heard about that commision stuff here, how did KC even know about it?

>> No.15895828

>>15895822
>if you drew a red dragon with slightly different horns and scale designs being edgy, there's literally nothing he can do.
More or less, yes.

>> No.15895830

>>15895822
It went
>Grendel is her kid, Beowulf kills him
>Beowulf bangs her instead of killing her
>she gets knocked up, gives birth to a dragon

>> No.15895831

>>15895802
Wights would do really great villains in some movies.

>> No.15895833

>>15895825
Probably either the wiki or what little life is in MGR

>> No.15895834

>>15895831
I want a Wight dressed up as Elvira!

>> No.15895843

>>15895825
He constantly sends him messages and edgy art or something

>> No.15895847

>>15895706
An important distinction: they wrote grim stuff AND shoved it straight into Kay's face IIRC, pretty much asking Papa's acknowledgement of the abominable babies. Grimderp itself isn't an issue, we're full of it too.

>> No.15895850

>>15895812
You sure sound like a jewel of writing.

>> No.15895852

I have a sudden urge for shortstacks

Do Liches come in shortstack flavor?

>> No.15895859

>>15895852
>Do Liches come in shortstack flavor?
They are doing experiments to create the perfect shortstack Lich. They are very close, anon.

>> No.15895870

>>15895847
I dont remember anything grim here

>> No.15895871

>>15895665
World's full of faggots, and I'm not talking about KC. They could just use a generic fantasy setting with generic monstergirls, but no, they have to do that shit with the ones from MGE. Fuck them.

>> No.15895876

>>15895850
You seem exceptionally bitter. Are you a failed writefag lashing out or something?

>> No.15895884

>>15895870
Vengeance and moosesaga can get pretty brutal at times.
there was also a old cyoa where the MC went on a muder rampage, and in articular stabbed a fox loli to death if memory serves right. he was then mindfucked into worshipping a lilim

>> No.15895891

Matangoes are lovely

>> No.15895894

>>15895884
>Vengeance
Disgusting shit, just proving their point. Cant talk about the other one since I didn't read it.

>> No.15895895
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15895895

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.

>> No.15895911

>>15895871
If they just circle-jerked their edgy stuff nobody would give a fuck. But as >>15895847 said they keep shoving it in KC's face asking him to comment or acknowledge it

>> No.15895914

>>15895894
Hehe, look who's back.

>> No.15895922

>>15895914
>Hehe anyone who doesn't like my shit is the same person

>> No.15895924

>>15895871
>>15895911
The only reason these shitheads use the MGE setting instead of some generic shit is because MGE is popular, thus making their shit easier to find. Add in the fact that they try to shove it in KCs face for a shout out or something; It's blatantly obvious that they're attention whores.

That, or they're just douchebags that want to piss off KC for the hell of it.

>> No.15895925

>>15895825
It's probably from http://nicetsukichi.deviantart.com/art/Druella-632915572

It's probably not a good idea to get art of edgy self inserts pointing guns at his characters especially the one who did nothing wrong

>> No.15895926

>>15895894
I thought people liked vengance

>> No.15895940

>>15895925
Funny thing about that, he was in melon's stream talking about how his super special OC beat Druella and made her flee.

>> No.15895946

>>15895894
It's best not to go into that argument, people can't stand someone not liking vengeance and it usually devolves into shit flinging between people who can't cope with their darling story not being loved by everyone on the planet and the guy who started the argument not being able to let it drop.
>>15895926
There's at least 2-3 who don't including me and that guy.

>> No.15895953

>>15895922
>"y-you're YBA! and so is the so-called Junefag!"
Yeah, figured you'd use it you poor bastard. I wish I was him though, I'd unleash weekly updates just to poke you and watch the show.

>> No.15895955
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15895955

>>15895926
Its 70/30 leaning on ike most of the time, but its read of the only 4 major ongoing things, so people read it

>> No.15895959

>>15895953
Again, you're confusing me with someone else. But if that makes you feel better.

>> No.15895963

>>15895925
Oh dear dog.

>> No.15895967

>>15895955
I'm not a shitposter YOU'RE a shitposter.

>> No.15895968

>>15895925
stupidity aside it is a nice picture

>> No.15895982

>>15895925
If you ignore the edgy guy, that pic is actually good. Druella is well drawn. Probably. Resolution is so small I can't really see details or even her face

>> No.15895988

>>15895982
I don't know if it's just the perspective but her legs look too long, body too short and there's some weird stuff going on with her breasts.

And that's ignoring that the guy looks like a Shin Megami Tensei reject.

>> No.15895989

>>15894770
>Chaotic Neutral
Chaotic Neutral means 'I do whatever the fuck I want'.

>> No.15895992

>>15895968
The right half of it.

>> No.15896015

>tfw still no dormouse making of
;_;

>> No.15896020

>>15895332
You're talking about a physical "act", which isn't the only type of act when we extend it to people - thinking is an action, just not a physical action, you can certainly sit down and 'think'.
As far as physics is concerned there is literally no such thing as good or evil either, either something happened or it didn't that's literally all physicists technically care about. If a person burned to death we don't say the person who didn't turn off the fire is evil, we say the flame caused so-and-so effect on the skin of the other guy.

>> No.15896021

>>15896015
Well you see anon, when a mommy maus and a daddy dude love each other very much...

>> No.15896022

>>15895955
Why has she got those books in particular? its a weird variety she's got.

>> No.15896026
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15896026

>Featuring an North Zipanguian Soldier (left), and East Wonderlandian Soldier (middle), and an HLF Soldier (right).
Which force are you in???

>> No.15896028

>>15895719
>It's like big companies like blizzard telling people to not make porn of their overwatch characters.
Sounds retarded.

>> No.15896033

>>15896026
I'm in the Traitorcorps, Stevean division.

>> No.15896034

Mountain dwelling monster maid cafes

>> No.15896036

>>15896033
Stevean?

>> No.15896037

>>15896036
Named after Steve the Traitor, the founder. The real OG.

>> No.15896040

>>15896033
Same

>> No.15896042

>>15896026
Is there an army that isn't maximum edgelord? I'll be in whatever force Druella is in.

>> No.15896043

>>15896034
I'd probably die trying to climb the mountain

>> No.15896067

>>15896043
The Yukionna employees regularly search the mountain for customers to lead them to the cafe

>> No.15896071

>>15896067
Nah I mean I'd have a heart attack, I have legit heart problems and actually almost passed out trying to climb mountains barely a kilometer high

>> No.15896090

>>15896020
Wasn't using science to define morality, that only ever goes wrong, I was using it to define what an action is. And I wouldn't say that thinking was an act. You can sit down yes. in that way you act. And you may think while you are sitting, but essentially you aren't doing anything. Nothing tangible anyhow, nothing that can be observed to have made any outward, outside influence. It may help you come to a conclusion, but you haven't acted until you stand up and move on that conclusion. Thinking in that sense is less of an act and more of a process.

>> No.15896092

>>15896028
Only because of their scope. You may very well begin to link blizzard with porn, which as a business is not what they want

>> No.15896096
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15896096

Well this is new.

>> No.15896100

>>15896096
>"So... are you going to rape me or what?"

>> No.15896170

>>15896071
The locals have a free Yeti sherpa service that will carry you up the mountain for a fee

>> No.15896171

>>15895926
They mostly all left or quieted down a long time ago, back when paladin posting was much more popular.

>> No.15896180

>>15896096
I'm not sure if I'd trust that cloth to hold her arms together, that's just asking for a role reversal half way through.

Would rape though.

>> No.15896183

>>15896096
I imagine it would be fun raping her, but not maliciously, more as a spoils of war thing

>> No.15896186

>>15896090
Doesn't matter, you have indeed acted, you simply have not acted upon the physical world.
Sitting is an action, sitting still is ALSO an action as you need to apply force to sit still. Thinking is also an action.
>process
Sitting down is also a process.

>>15896092
No I can understand it from the company's point of view, but still
I mean who the fuck would link Blizzard with porn when it's clearly fanartists sperging over hot girls? Do people actually think Boatsluts or Idoru is a porn series because of the immense amount of porn that comes out for it?

>> No.15896224

>>15896186
If your action has neither reaction or observable influence, it is not an action. Sorry, but that won't really change.
>You need to apply force to sit still
Dude what?
>Sitting is a process.
No. You don't need to exert any force to sit. You are inert. You never "finish sitting" you just stop. In that sense you never "finish thinking" so I guess you can't call thinking a process either.

>>15896186
>No I can understand it from the company's point of view, but still
>I mean who the fuck would link Blizzard with porn when it's clearly fanartists sperging over hot girls? Do people actually think Boatsluts or Idoru is a porn series because of the immense amount of porn that comes out for it?
Wouldn't be the first time wanks have introduced people to stuff. There was an anime I watched purely because I was sick of fapping to it's fanart not knowing the source. Forget which one though. You can see why an association like that may harm a western company where the separation of western companies and western art may not be to understood. I mean the west has nothing like a doujin circle

>> No.15896238

>>15896170
>Big Yeti hugging tight while carrying you up a mountain
I would pay her in more hugs

>> No.15896250

>>15896186
I know a guy that thought granblue fantasy was that

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15896258

>>15896224
>If your action has neither reaction or observable influence, it is not an action. Sorry, but that won't really change.
Yeah it will. If you define action to be how physics defines it then you might as well go all the way and define good and evil the way physics defines it, where the closest thing physics has to evil is making claims impossible to disprove.

>You don't need to exert any force to sit
Depends on your sitting posture, If you were to, say, cast an instant death spell on someone sitting while leaning back, he'll just slump backwards in his chair.
If you do the same to someone sitting ~stylishly~ he'll probably fall off the chair or slump in a completely unnatural manner.

Thinking is considered to be an action.
Now I'm actually not involved in the previous argument since if you're going to use DnD's alignments then there's literally nothing to argue about as there's given definitions for each alignment and good and evil are otherwise completely subjective terms to begin with, I'm just pointing out that thinking is, in fact, generally considered to be an action, because when we say 'I'm thinking about home', we mean, you are actively pushing 'home' to the front of your mind and turning the concept over in your head. Outside of physics an action is just something you have to actively 'do', physically or not. I mean by this definition, casting divine-type magic (aka, the type where you think 'okay he ded now' and the guy keels over dead) isn't an action because the caster didn't actually do anything.

>>15896250
Well it gets pretty close at times I guess.

>> No.15896265

>>15895534
Thicc.
>>15895592
Now that's a sublimely thick fox.
>I couldn't get to sleep so I decided to finish this draw up. White Horn and Wockbutts are still in progress too, no worries o7
I look forward to them.

>> No.15896278

>>15896183
>rape
>not malicious
Oh come on, it's no fun if you're not rough you don't insult her.

>> No.15896297

>>15896258
>If you define action to be how physics defines it then you might as well go all the way and define good and evil the way physics defines it, where the closest thing physics has to evil is making claims impossible to disprove.
That's stupid. Action is in the realm of physics. Physics is how we look at acting forces. Morality, is not.
>If you do the same to someone sitting ~stylishly~ he'll probably fall off the chair or slump in a completely unnatural manner.
Yeah, okay. Maybe sakamoto acts while he's sitting. But in terms of action and inaction. Doing something and doing nothing, sitting still and doing nothing more than sitting still, is most definitely in the camp of doing nothing.When you look at some one sitting and doing nothing other than sitting, when you ask him what he's doing, 50/50 he'll answer "nothing". If he's a smart ass he'll answer "sitting".

Thinking isn't acting. Definitions of action, atc and acting often link to the word perform performing performance. A man sitting down and thinking is not much of a performance. Because he isn't doing anything.

Also that example is shit. If we allow magic then your thoughts are exerting evident pressure on whatever medium you use. Mana, void, aether, etc. It is an action, because he did something we can quantify, not only in reaction, but in force.

>> No.15896316

>>15896297
>That's stupid. Action is in the realm of physics. Physics is how we look at acting forces. Morality, is not.
Action fucking isn't in the realm of physics. You can't randomly use the physical fucking definition for something then apply it to something that literally does not exist as a concept within physics, especially when the latter actually has its own definition.

>Because he isn't doing anything.
He's sitting.

>Also that example is shit. If we allow magic then your thoughts are exerting evident pressure on whatever medium you use. Mana, void, aether, etc. It is an action, because he did something we can quantify, not only in reaction, but in force.
So by this logic, Kumagawa Misogi retconning shit isn't an action because he has to do nothing to make it happen and it literally did nothing from before and after as he, quite literally, did 「Nothing」? Hell we can play it the following way - thinking requires neurons to fire, thinking actively fires them in a specific was, therefore something happened. Proof complete.

>> No.15896332

>>15896026
>Flashlight

Imperial Guard?

>> No.15896334

>>15896297
>When you look at some one sitting and doing nothing other than sitting, when you ask him what he's doing, 50/50 he'll answer "nothing". If he's a smart ass he'll answer "sitting".
Or he might answer 'thinking about tomorrow's test' or 'looking at dem clouds' or something. Baka.

>> No.15896349

>>15896170
>free service
>for a fee
Wait a minute, you're trying to Raccoon me again are you?

>> No.15896350

You're the strong and heroic knight of the Baron's army. Got your duties, the Baron awards you with a house outside the barracks. He also provided you with a maid, but be you can only pick one. You can pick from:

1. A devoted Shoggoth who will tend to your every needs, but because of her appearance she is looked down upon by your peers

2. A Kikimora who loves you with all her heart and tries her best to fulfil her duties as a maid. But, she's yandere. Like, very yandere.

3. A trainee elf maid who isn't so skilled at maid work because of her lack in training, she's devoted to learning how to please her master. She's very intrested in your knight position. But, she will regularly drop things and fail to clean your house properly.

So anon. Which do you choose?

>> No.15896356

>>15896350
Shoggoth, she literally cuts down my weapons and armor fees to nil.

>> No.15896360

>>15896350
3. I'm not peculiar about my shit getting cleaned and I like a girl who looks up to me and takes an interest in my job. God knows I don't.

>> No.15896365

>>15896350
>strong...knight
PIKEMEN COME TOGETHER
>heroic knight
>heroic
>hero
>>>>>

>> No.15896366

>>15896316
>Kumagawa Misogi retconning shit isn't an action because he has to do nothing to make it happen and it literally did nothing from before and after as he, quite literally, did 「Nothing」?
Doesn't he have to hit shit with screws? The retcon is the consequence of the action. Unless he can do it without doing anything. But then that whole manga was a meta mess. He may well be reconning things while doing nothing.
>thinking requires neurons to fire, thinking actively fires them in a specific was, therefore something happened.
Yes but you don't chose to fire neurons. It's out of your control so for the purpose of moral responsibility, that isn't YOUR action, so has no bearing on the proposed scenario. Is thinking an act at all, regardless of it if carries moral agency or not? We can observe the bio-electricity reacting and firing neurons, so I guess it is. Is there a similar observation for standing still?

>>15896334
He wouldn't say "acting about tomorrow's test" would he?

>> No.15896372

>>15896350
Either Shoggoth or elf.
I think I'll go with Shoggoth, she seams nice and can please me well.

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15896375

>>15896042
Here are your choices anon.
My god, the edge, it hurts.

>> No.15896383

>>15896375
Anon, why did you show me that? It hurts to look at.

>> No.15896391

>>15896366
>Doesn't he have to hit shit with screws? The retcon is the consequence of the action. Unless he can do it without doing anything. But then that whole manga was a meta mess. He may well be reconning things while doing nothing.
No he doesn't, he doesn't need to do anything. He hits shit with screws while fighting normally, anything movement he does while retconning shit is in his own words because it looks cool. Weird then, how is he doing something while doing nothing?

>Yes but you don't chose to fire neurons. It's out of your control so for the purpose of moral responsibility, that isn't YOUR action, so has no bearing on the proposed scenario. Is thinking an act at all, regardless of it if carries moral agency or not? We can observe the bio-electricity reacting and firing neurons, so I guess it is. Is there a similar observation for standing still?
You don't choose to fire neurons yet you can choose to think about specific things and make decisions based off those firing neurons? What the fuck is this? Thinking about X fires different neurons at different frequencies than thinking about Y. Are you saying that pulling the lever isn't good because you're not actively pulling every muscle strand individually or actually doing every single action that leads to the fire turning off?
Or is this some argument in determinism? If thinking doesn't count as an action because you didn't choose to do it and it only happened because of what neurons happened to fire then we can extend that into literally everything.

>> No.15896403

>>15896375
What's the point of using monstergirls if you don't like them?

>> No.15896405
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15896405

Another rainy day I have to spend indoors. Are there any board games you can play with the waifu and daughters without tearing the family apart?

>> No.15896406

>>15896375
wtf is this

>> No.15896411
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15896411

Tell me about the islander foxes, why are their breasts so huge?

>> No.15896417

>>15896411
It's a parasitic infection.

>> No.15896418

>>15896403
What's worse is the cringe tier of those flags
/gsg/ would have a fucking field day.

>> No.15896419

>>15895870
>>15895884
Sacred and Profane seems to be running on grimderp 24/7. From what I remember it got to the point that the MC saw everyone around him die twice if not thrice already.

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15896425

>>15896403
He does like them.
Beaten and indoctrinated in his human rulez army fighting against other monsters.
Imagine it anon! Druella in a HLF foot soldier uniform saluting her new overlords after several beatings.
That is what he was trying to ask artists to do, only he just asked them to be in uniform and salute to the camera. The artists didn't need to know anything more than that.

>> No.15896427

>>15896405
Try Monopoly, unless your family has Tanukis. Could you imagine how long a game of Monopoly with Tanukis would take?

>> No.15896428

>>15896419
There's a reason the guy is called Edgy(writefag).

>> No.15896430

>>15896427
Monopoly is exactly the kind of thing that causes rifts that lead to wars down the generations.

>> No.15896432

>>15896405
Dungeons and Dragons 4e

>> No.15896440

>>15896391
>Weird then, how is he doing something while doing nothing?
Dude, did you read the same thing I read? The entire thing was a meta deconstructed mess. Who knows how anything works. You stretched the topic of discussion by introducing magic lets not go into the retcon powers, okay?

>All that other shit
I'm not going into determinism, how well have you followed this reply chain so far. It all began with a hypothetical scenario that proposed that a definition of evil that relied specifically on action was faulty and the inaction was also in fact capable of evil. This scenario requires moral agancy, meaning that you are incontrol of all your actions or lack thereof. Push the button or no. It was then argued that there was no such thing as the concept of "inaction" since doing nothing was in fact doing something. You were actively choosing to not act and so that was an action. Getting onto the level of neurons entirely defeats the purpose, because in a scenario calling moral culpability into question, an action you cannot be held responsible for, the firing of your neurones is neither here nor there.

Really this has all been bogged down in semantics, most of which is my fault because I was being semantic with the definition of a single word in the first place.

In the end, what I'm saying is when it comes to action or inaction in regards to pushing the life saving button, not pressing it is evil, which perople agreed on, and the original definition used to define evil is invalid, because not doing anything isn't acting, but is in fact an exercise of inaction.

>> No.15896445

>>15896375
All these pics, this is not your everyday autism.

This is like, advanced autism. I am scared.

>> No.15896451

>>15896440
>You stretched the topic of discussion by introducing magic lets not go into the retcon powers, okay?
>you stretched the topic
No I didn't. The topic is what defines an action.

>you were actively choosing not to act so that was an action
That's MY argument you git, that inaction itself qualifies as an action, the action of refusing to act. You're contradicting yourself. If the choice of not acting is itself, an action, then of course inaction must also be an action.

>> No.15896454

>>15896432
>4e
Why tho?

>> No.15896459

>>15896454
:^)

>> No.15896460

>>15896375
>>15896425
Deviantart tier

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15896462

>>15896451
This argument started yesterday and you're still going?

>> No.15896465

>>15896462
I'm pretty sure I was asleep at the time.

>> No.15896471

>>15896462
Wow. That's one muscular wolfu.

>> No.15896473

>>15896349
The Tanuki owner has an explicit contract that if your sherpa hugs for long periods of time and becomes your wife they're not responsible

Tanuki owner hates the cold and hates Yeti hugs but likes money more, so she has to stay bundled up warm and can be hard to understand with a scarf wrapped over her face

>> No.15896480

>>15896451
>No I didn't. The topic is what defines an action.
And you brought magic into the mix

>That's MY argument you git, that inaction itself qualifies as an action, the action of refusing to act
Fix your reading comprehension. That's only the argument that was made, not my argument.

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15896484

>my shitty art was mentioned earlier in a partially negative way
Well, what took you fucks so long?

>> No.15896487

>>15896425
I can understand not liking certain parts of monstergirls or wanting to show some of them as villains, but why do they have to go HFY?

>> No.15896490

>>15896484
She needs massaging

>> No.15896493

>>15896460
http://theneutralguy.deviantart.com/gallery/
Have fun.

>> No.15896492

>>15896480
>And you brought magic into the mix
Yes, and?

>not my argument
So what exactly is your argument then because what I got is that you think the choice of not acting does not qualify as an action.

>> No.15896495

Muscular girls are for impregnating
There is nothing more satisfying than seeing her perfect abs ruined by the growing child in her belly

>> No.15896497

>>15896487
Because this Anon.
https://twitter.com/FatherGrigor2/status/685896869810024450

I'm don't think any other words are needed.

>> No.15896498

>>15896484
I'm sorry for anything bad someone may have said about you. Please don't leave us.

>> No.15896501

>>15896484
You die a hero or live long enough to become Alp.

>> No.15896504

>>15896487
HFY is a pretty shit concept anyway, I've rarely if ever seen it done well it usually devolves into literal LN-tier wank.

>> No.15896506

>>15896501
No bully pls.

>> No.15896508

>>15896497
>Check who he follows
>FBI

how do you do fellow MG fans

>> No.15896510

>>15896498
Oh, like they can say anything I haven't already said to myself.
I ain't leaving, unless the thread nukes. Then I head over to Alicesoft general because they're pretty swell guys.

>>15896490
It won't work. Nothing has.
She's stuck being flat. Forever.

>> No.15896511

>>15896492
>Yes, and?
What, bringing in an entire undefined system that doesn't exist in reality doesn't count as overcomplicating the issue to you? You tried to argue that thought was action because if you had magic you could mentally think some one to death. A lot of things could be a lot of things if you could use magic to make it so.
>what I got is that you think the choice of not acting does not qualify as an action
That's precisely what I think. A choice isn't an action because to be an action something has to be acted upon. A choice is just a coarse of events you have solidified in your mind. And if that course of events consists entirely of not doing anything, that is by definition inaction.

>> No.15896515

>>15896506
It's okay, your stuff is cute.

>> No.15896517

>>15896515
I'm not him, I'm the other.

>> No.15896520

>>15896515
Alp's? Or mine?

>> No.15896522

>>15896510
>It won't work.

It'll totally work. Trust me. I wouldn't lie, would I?

>> No.15896526

>>15896511
>doesn't count as overcomplicating the issue to you?
Nope. Doesn't count as overcomplicating the issue.

>A choice isn't an action because to be an action something has to be acted upon.
That's not what you think. You think something PHYSICAL has to be acted upon. If you ask someone "what are you doing" and he says "reading", do you think he's not acting if he doesn't turn the page? If he says "thinking", is that not an action because he's not moving? Well, you already think it isn't.

> A choice is just a coarse of events you have solidified in your mind
First off, you mean 'course'. Second off, doesn't matter. You've acted to solidify that course of action in your mind and have actively chosen to solidify that choice in your mind.

>> No.15896528

>>15896520
Yours. Alp isn't worth mentioning. Don't.

>> No.15896533

>>15896517
Oh.
>>15896520
Yours, silly mix up.

>> No.15896542

>>15896484
I can see where he was coming from. Your art is great man, but it is "low quality".

>> No.15896554

>>15896425
looks more like Hillary liberation front armor.

>> No.15896556

>>15896542
Because it is shitty chibi, simple lines, and/or taken hy a camera on a phone?

>>15896522
It won't. It just won't.
If Hathor Milk does not work, then nothing will.

>> No.15896560
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15896560

You look like a very vulnerable seal when viewed from below, did you know that?

>> No.15896568

>>15896556
It's funny but it's objectively flat and rather low down on the quality / technical skill level
You're still better than some of the idiots on say DA or Pixiv who misjudge their skill and try to do harder styles without actually being able to.

>> No.15896569

>>15896526
>Nope. Doesn't count as overcomplicating the issue.
Well I consider arbitrarily introducing alien sytems without a definition into the equation to be needlessly overcomplicating the issue, but I guess we'll have to agree to disagree there.

Firstly, don't tell me what I think, you triple nigger. Secondly, if you take neurons and shit into the equation, then thinking is indeed an action. It's not YOUR action, YOU aren't acting, but it is an action none the less. The shiftinf of bio-electricity and the firing neurones is more your mind acting on you, if you think about it. Reeding, in that sense is an action since you are deliberately concentrating on the letters in a book and engraving the letters into your mind. Understanding and interpreting those letters is also an action, but you personally can't lay claim to it because it happens outside of your conscious will.

>snark
Typo

>You've acted
Then you can quantify the reaction yes?

>> No.15896571

>>15896556
Yes, I know? There is nothing wrong with suggesting improvement?

>> No.15896574

>>15896560
But seals have fat.

>> No.15896575
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15896575

>>15896556
>Hathor Milk

You sure it's not making her flatter?

>> No.15896581

>>15896569
What the fuck are you autists even arguing about?

>> No.15896585

>>15896569
>then you can quantify the reaction yes?
Yep yep, I can, just not easily since it's not a highly visible reaction.

>>15896581
I don't even know anymore to be honest.

>> No.15896586

>>15896575
Considering I can't touch the rest of the left ones tits I'd say that picture is absolute bogus and the attempt of a flat girl to overcome her complex over her washboard chest

>> No.15896589

>>15896497
Guy has them school shooter vibes going on.

>> No.15896592

>>15896568
I would love to do better, but I would need to spend time being trained. At least I can draw something okayish, which is more than 9/10 of the anons here can say.

I have done non-chibi, but it was pretty bad imo. What I want to draw the most is big, beautiful backgrounds, like either a vast field of swords or the frozen ruins of a castle in a snowstorm.

>> No.15896594

>>15896592
I'm not shitting on you, I'm actually praising you for knowing when to call it quits on terms of complexity. Simple, 'low quality' art has its own charm.

>> No.15896595

>>15896581
Semantics
>>15896585
>just not easily
You either can or you can't quantify a purely mental conviction. And if you can call it acting then you can also clearly define what is being acted upon. Find me a single word of action, running, swimming, jumping, pushing, that doesn't imply force being acted upon something else.

>> No.15896600

Which monstergirl's venom is the most potent?

i.e. will keep you erect for days or something

>> No.15896601

>>15896594
Simple art does have a niche, and I do like drawing it.
I still wish to improve as well. Loen is an example of someone who can do both simple and non-simple drawings.

>> No.15896602

>>15896595
>you either can or can't
I can, what I mean is that I would need special instruments or such because it's not a highly visible or external force.
>neurons don't count xD
So by this definition, jumping doesn't either, because you don't actively pull every single muscle and consciously control every tiny muscle movement, the flow of blood to your legs etc. that let you jump right.

>> No.15896607

>>15896600
Girtablilu.

>> No.15896610

>>15896600
Apophis or Girtablilu.
With Girty you'll get addicted to it, grow a beard, and turn into the hulk if your waifu is killed.

>> No.15896635

>>15896602
Of course jumping counts as an action, we can see you rise against gravity, and if we put you on a pressure plate we could accurately measure the force you used to lift yourself that high.

Can you say the same of
>muh neurons?
And even if I cede that thinking is an action, is standing? You can point to increased brain activity as evidence of thought acting upon the brain, but can the same be said of not moving? Please demonstrate how not moving has an observable reaction. You can't because I'm asking you to show how something can react without being acted upon. It cannot happen.

And that's precisely what yo're doing when you stand there in this little scenario. You're not moving.

>> No.15896643

>>15896635
Standing requires you to exert force to not crumple to the ground. That wasn't very hard at all.

>> No.15896659

>>15896635
Can you guys just stop this autism? Can we get back to circle jerking?

>> No.15896663

>>15896643
When you are already standing as you are at the beginning of the scenario, to continue to stand exerts no more or less force than you are already currently exerting and so from henceforth it is considered a non action. A constant of the hypothetical scenario. When you are already standing, so continue to stand is to remain inert. You are doing nothing. That wasn't very hard at all :^)

>> No.15896677

>>15896663
>When you are already standing as you are at the beginning of the scenario, to continue to stand exerts no more or less force than you are already currently exerting and so from henceforth it is considered a non action.
From a physical point of view (the one you're using) this is entirely incorrect. Something that exerts force is always 'acting'. A change in net force isn't needed to say that something is still acting, this is why we generally say that gravity 'acts' upon some mass, even if that mass remains stationary. Even if we were to exclude gravity and the normal force as essentially omnipresent forces for the scenario, a person has to exert his own, additional force to remain upright. If force is being exerted then there's an action even if there's no change in position or total force or whatnot.

>> No.15896682

>>15896473
>Wendigo secretary has to bring her hot cocoa and heated blankets when she starts shaking
>Tanuki boss regularly gives her light abuse and makes her nervous
>Wendigo secretary is paid better than the sherpas

>> No.15896694

Any ideas for a doodle? Only have one piece of paper left.

Also, some MGK while I'm bored and waiting for my sauce to heat up.
You're Jimmy, blah blah blah.
Do you marathon Malcom in the Middle with Anubis and Pharaoh?
Do you and Ophy share a wool sweater because it's bloody cold?
Do you learn how to make ice cream soup with Wurm and Ryu?
Do you go camping with Sandworm?
Do you try and stop Ushi and Mantis from killing eachother over what counts as anime or not?
Do you enjoy hot chocolate with 6th grader Lilim and Wock in front of a fire?
Do you go to a sleepover at 2nd grade Salamander's with 2nd grade Hellpup?
Do you do something about some weresheep breaking out of prison?
Or do you and Wyvern buy weapons from that nice highschool chemistry teacher and become ninja warriors?

>> No.15896698 [DELETED] 

>>15896694

>> No.15896700

>>15896698
>tfw my attempt to re-click inside the box to keep typing results in submitting my post

>>15896694
Draw a lich casting greater wish and Wishing for a hot boyfriend and getting a dude literally on fire

>> No.15896708

>>15896677
>mfw I called inb4 gravity some tens of posts ago
It is considered a non action because your agency began and and with the decision to stand before the scenario began. The acting forces of gravity have no effect on your moral responsibility and so are irrelevant for the purposes of the scenario. So since you are already standing still, to continue to stand still is not an action you actively take. It's more of a constant action that you took before the scenario that will continue throughout the scenario until you decide to actively do something else, and to continue to do so is the same as doing nothing, it's just technically doing nothing "more". Same thing.

>> No.15896715

>>15896700
So the "It's Summer" guy?

>> No.15896717

>>15896694
Ophy

>> No.15896720

>>15896708
>it is considered a non action
No it isn't. Either you use the physical definition of action or you don't, and the physical definition of action actually includes your passive gravity field no matter how small that is. It is neither good nor evil as an action, sure, but it remains an action.
Continuing to stand is an action in physics. You agency in CONTINUING to stand therefore is evaluated again every moment if you use the physical definition. "Are you still standing" is a valid question every 'tick' as far as physics is concerned because you have to actively continue to stand, just as you have to actively pull the lever.

>> No.15896723

>>15896663
>When you are already fucking as you are at the beginning of the scenario, to continue to fuck exerts no more or less force than you are already currently exerting and so from henceforth it is considered a non action. A constant of the hypothetical scenario. When you are already fucking, so continue to fuck is to remain inert. You are doing nothing.

Look, I'm not sure why you buzzkills are arguing about hypothetical physics scenarios and fucking semantics about what constitutes an action or whatever, but what I do know is that your whole damn tirade is painfully off-topic.

While I appreciate a bit of flavorful discussion once in a while, this has gone on long enough, dont'cha think? I imagine people back-checking this topic when it hits the archive are going to be more then a little peeved.

>> No.15896735

>>15896708
>mfw
>no face

>> No.15896738

>>15896723
>when it hits the archive
Pretty sure people are peeved now. This is fucking stupid and has gone on way too long

>> No.15896741

Is it this week or next week that one of the encyclopedia 2 profiles gets translated?

>> No.15896742

>>15896738
It's honestly gone beyond peeved, this isn't even remotely on topic like that Shoggoth shit with /tg/ and the whole powerlevel tirade.

>> No.15896748

>>15896741
Next, we got the goblin slut this week.

He's back to alternating weeks.

>> No.15896749

>>15896723
Takes two to tango, man. I thought the matter was dropped and then this guy starts responding. What am I going to do, ignore him? Kinda rude.

>>15896720
>but it remains an action.
Yes but it's not your action so it doesn't matter. You don't chose for gravity to effect you, it just does. Indeed you may choose to CONTINUE to stand. But as you are already standing, choosing to remain inert is the same as choosing to do nothing at all. You're actively choosing to not act. I guess you are choosing to maintain an action from before the current predicament, but as the man about to be burnt is put before you, to remain as you are and not to press the button is to exercise an inaction.

>> No.15896755

>>15896749
>Indeed you may choose to CONTINUE to stand. But as you are already standing, choosing to remain inert is the same as choosing to do nothing at all.
>use physical definition
>then decide it doesn't apply when you don't want it to apply
Yeah no I'm done, tango by yourself.

>> No.15896756

>>15896717
If only Ophy is chosen then Anubisfucker is either asleep or in an Anubis-induced coma.

>> No.15896757

>>15896748
the red cap? Or did some profile get updated art that i missed?

>> No.15896758

>>15896749
Kindly shut up and quit shitting up the thread

>> No.15896764
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15896764

Reminder that like all shitstorms this is merely an illusion that your mindflayer waifu is showing you after you came home drunk and called her stupid

>> No.15896768
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15896768

I got this from /b
Will this tie over till I get my ass some commission money?

>> No.15896771

>>15896758
Sure. Loos like the dude who bumped this discussion from the dead isn't interested in engaging anymore either.

>> No.15896774
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>>15896764
But I don't have one

>> No.15896776

>>15896764
I called her "Mom" once. Now she insists on incest-play.

>> No.15896779

>>15896774
Or do you?

>> No.15896781

>>15896768
Pfft.
Not terrible.

>> No.15896789

>>15896779
>>15896774
How would you prove you don't have a mindflayer waifu?

>> No.15896790

>>15896757
Just red cap.

>> No.15896796

>>15896375
I don't see thread content being all that fundamentally different from this desu.

>> No.15896798

I really want an audiophile slime girl to give me a blowjob while she sits in front of my sub woofer!

>> No.15896805

>>15896796
Which thread content?

>> No.15896806
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15896806

>>15896776
> think brother-sister incest is purest love
> think father-daughter incest is deliciously illicit
> think mother-son incest is totally gross, eww
Is it just me that has very specific and inconsistent hangups?

>> No.15896807

>>15896764
>Come home after a tiring and stressful day of work
>Mindflayer waifu asks for sex
>Tell her I'd love to but I still have some emails to send
>Tell her about how work has become shitty since the new boss came in
>Get flayed
>Have sex with her 2 weeks straight
>Get fired from job
>Can't pay the rent anymore
>Have to move to her hometown
>It's some weird creepy underground cavern
>Start missing our old home
>Get flayed again
>Life is a perfect 10/10, nothing to complain about

Mindflayer waifus must be handled with care, if you can't be happy on your own, she will make you happy

>> No.15896808

>>15896806
No a lot of other people have it too
I'm a big b-s incest fan but p-c incest is merely 'not horrible' for me.

>> No.15896813

>>15896796
Really, when we crucify even the slightest hint of HFY?

>> No.15896815
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15896815

>>15896403
>What's the point of using monstergirls if you don't like them?
Monstergirls are for fearboners and hatefucking.
At least, that's how it starts.
Cuddles may come later

>> No.15896818
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15896818

>>15896806
I'd fug an adoptive momster.

>> No.15896819

>>15896815
This doujin triggers me

>>15896813
"HFY" literally just doesn't apply here because nobody comes here for HFY.

>> No.15896827
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15896827

>>15896819
>This doujin triggers me
I've never actually seen any of it but this one page, which I assumed was an edit.
No-one would really stab a cure squid-girl, r-right?

>> No.15896829

>>15896819
It don't trigger me. Though it does spring me.

>> No.15896830

I want to feed raging mushrooms to a dark priestess

>> No.15896833

>>15896827
It's actually a newborn out of their former teammate turned mindbrokenly horny monster girl.

>> No.15896840

>>15896827
IIRC its from a dragon quest doujin where a mother daughter warrior duo are raped and broken by healslimes.

the manage to get back to their hometown while giving birth to healslime hybrids and the town simply kills them and the children

>> No.15896856

>>15896497
>Philippines
Does anything good come out of that country? Also his fascination with eastern/gommunism aesthetics makes more sense now.

>> No.15896858

>>15896856
they're the most powerful race

>> No.15896864

>>15896856
.less is from that country

>> No.15896865

>>15896830
I want to feed raging mushrooms to all sorts of composed calm monsters and have them rape me into the ground

>> No.15896873

>>15896856
Don't tell me the guy is some better red than dead kinda fag.
>>15896864
>.less
>a good aspect of Flipland

>> No.15896881

>>15896858
But are visibly devoid of any compassion on us mortals.

>>15896864
Granted.

>> No.15896883

>>15896864
>good

>> No.15896887

>>15896881
>But are visibly devoid of any compassion on us mortals.
There is literally no reason the divine should give a shit about mortals

>> No.15896889

>>15896375
He literally has a map featuring Arstotzka (the fictional country from Papers, Please) next to the Demon Realm and Zipangu. He has a ton of designs for flags and uniforms and shit, and MGs wear uniforms in his fanfiction because they were tortured and indoctrinated by the humans.

It's one of the most autistic things I've seen in a long time and I'm a /tg/ regular

>> No.15896892

>>15896889
Papers, Please is a pretty based game though.

>> No.15896896

>>15896840
Wow fuck that doujin.

>> No.15896901
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15896901

>>15896887
>There is literally no reason the divine should give a shit about mortals
Infinite beneficence?

>> No.15896903

>>15896892
Saying nothing about the quality of the game anon, this is still autistic as fuck
http://theneutralguy.deviantart.com/art/Map-of-Arstotzka-2-years-from-now-461334469

>> No.15896905
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15896905

>>15896901
Ilias was weak
Witness true power!

>>15896903
Yes I know, I saw his shi already

>> No.15896908

KC is talking about the guy again, but this time in Japanese. I think he's also talking about overseas fans in general if Google Translate is anything to base it on.

>> No.15896915

>>15896908
Translation when

>> No.15896918

>>15896889
>It's one of the most autistic things I've seen in a long time and I'm a /tg/ regular
Adding to the autism, he has a fanfiction.net account although it's been inactive for a year or two.

>> No.15896922
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15896922

>>15896908
It makes me sad that he actually pays attention to fucks like this and goes hectoring through the fanbase when he could be using that time to think up cute monstergirls

>> No.15896925

>>15896908
Can someone remind him that the guy is a dirty seamonkey and not even a western fan.

>> No.15896933

>>15896922
In a sense he should be proud of having the author of a work personally tell him to fuck off forever.

>> No.15896935

>>15896922
It's probably less that he pays attention and rather people tell him and he takes a short look before wondering what the fuck is wrong with the baka gaijin.

>> No.15896942

>>15896768
Now you can post the same image, but twice!

>> No.15896952
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15896952

>>15895534


second patreon reward thingy for the month, voila a komodo grill!

idk i just winged it from the wiki description

>> No.15896960

>>15896952
>Wiki Description
Link?

>> No.15896969

>>15896952
>wiki description
Something tells me that this isn't the kodomo the guy had in mind, she's cute though.

>> No.15896970

>>15896960
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:504816

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>>15896952
At least onee-Jabberwocks exist to counter that stinker.
>>15896969
I can recall that the Komodo in Harbs story was fairly chubby.

>> No.15896977

>>15896908
Yeah, looks like his jap followers got spooked by english tweets so he had to explain all the stuff happening with west fans in a wall of text

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15896980

>>15896969
boy the dood never linked me any refs so i assume its MGE things

>> No.15896982

>>15896976
Komodo Onee-san is tall, and chubby, and massive breasts.

Why are reptile girls the best Oneesans? Can mammals even compete? Maybe Mollusks but that's it.

>> No.15896986

>>15896980
Nigga should've given a physical description along with it. Kinda like >>15896982

>> No.15896994

>>15896980
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ

Is the one people tend to talk about round here, if he's an anon that's probably what he meant.

>> No.15896997

>>15896994
I might have made a grave mistake here

i just checked my patreon again and he indeed linked that and i missed it


uh, whoops?

>> No.15897011

>>15896694
Draw the community of nature-loving Elves and other hobos that you'll be living with as soon as the worlds converge.
Also what's this about a prison break?

>> No.15897012
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>>15896997
You fucked up son.

>> No.15897014
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15897014

>>15896997
Getting a giggle out of this. Easy mistake if you were doing a list of MGE girls before hand though.

>> No.15897016

>>15897012
dont worry, i can fix this! just make her fatter

>> No.15897020

>>15897012
Is Explosion even useful under any scenario in Konosuba
I feel like there's no time you wouldn't just prefer smalls and more focused spells. plus she's not even as strong as Wiz who can cast it multiple times a day

>> No.15897022 [DELETED] 

>>15896997
>To-do list:
>Fuck up

>> No.15897025

>>15896922
what happened here

>> No.15897028

>>15896997
Your mistake will never be forgiven.

>> No.15897029

>>15897022
>>Fuck up
A parody?

>> No.15897031

>>15897022
Woah, meta

>> No.15897032

>>15897029
Yes

Totally

>> No.15897033

>>15896922
>KC wanted some wiki fucker blackballed
At least he acknowledges when good western shit comes up too

>> No.15897036

>>15897016
She also has fuckhuge titties if I remember the story correctly, though you still might want to take up the breast size with the actual requester.
>>15897020
She exists to be cute.

>> No.15897037
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15897037

Cheeki breeki!

>> No.15897039

>>15896942
Maybe, but I will post one per thread, and thats if I do post it.
at least this one has a tail

>> No.15897040

>>15896933
>>15897033
It's an MGU ban from C&D times.

>> No.15897042

>>15897040
I remember, I'm just noting that there's reason for him to be proud.

>> No.15897043

>>15897037
Wendigos who lose their coats have to wear Adidas track suits and squat

>> No.15897049

>>15897043
There's a picture of a fox girl squatting in a track suit but I can't find it in my folders dagnabbit.

>> No.15897054

>>15897042
He probably is, posting that screenshot occasionally.

>> No.15897067

>>15897011
I'd be surrounded by Dryads long before Elves.

Ex-Nurse Weresheep is free after 10000 hours of prison time. We need a group of monsters with attitude.

>> No.15897070

>>15897067
Dryads are fun too.

>> No.15897077

>>15897040
You mean this is howaboutno's ban message?
the conspiracy part of me likes to think that Raet set the whole thing up so praxis would dominate MGU. I know its not true and the guy is a well meaning (if insane) person but still

>> No.15897080

>>15896096
That can't be the entire picture. That'd just be cruel.

>> No.15897082

>>15897037
Oh little goat, you're too young to drink

>> No.15897085

>>15897082
She's probably got a couple of millennia on you.

>> No.15897091

>>15897077
As I keep saying, praxis was normal shit but his desire for everyone to be into pushed it to donkey raping retardation.

>> No.15897095
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>>15896952
>>15897016

>>15897012
>>15897014
>>15897022
>>15897028
>>15897036


made her better, we have the technology

>> No.15897103
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>>15897095

>> No.15897110

>>15895665
>
Guess he never heard of the Streisand Effect. Ha!

Most of my fav MG stories are pure sappy vanilla but I am mature enough to appreciate an edgy MG story if well written.

AbsoluteDebauch

Never heard of this edgefag and now I want to read his stuff just because it caused hugbox butthurt.

Just look at MLP, SW and Star Trek, they have been trying to shut down fanfics for DECADES!

Think of a great fictional world just as a young shota in MGC....sooner or latter it is gonna get raped.

Think if Lewis Carroll were alive today and saw KC's Wonderland MGs. Carroll was a huge lolicon, how hard would he sperg rage at MILF charcters like the Jabberwock.

>> No.15897116

>>15897085
She's still too young.
No imotou of mine is going to be drinking!

>> No.15897126

>>15897095
>>15897103
That works wonderfully.

>> No.15897129

>>15897110
Streisand Effect
Ha, no. People will take one look at the art/writing and laugh at him, the only attention it's going to bring to him is negative, it's like a kid on deviantart trying to be cool, only in this case he's a grown man.

>> No.15897134

>>15897095
>>15897103
So this is the famous Komodo nee-san? The smelliest of all creatures that crawl or creep upon the earth.

>> No.15897149

>ywn be a teddy bear for a yeti

Give me death.

>> No.15897151

>>15897149
>twn be a teddy bear for a grizzly

>> No.15897162

I would like to princess carry a dragon

>> No.15897163

>>15897149
Death isn't a yeti

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>>15897163
No but she's adorable.

>> No.15897173

>>15897168
The Endless are really pretty broken.

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>>15897110
Carroll would be too busy fapping to Alice. But yeah, KC should have made more wonderlands lolis as a tribute for Carroll

>> No.15897176

>>15897129

I am not saying he is good, but take YBA's vengence in MGC, which was edgy and good but certainly would have made KC mad.

All I am saying is that a guy who writes about Dark Elves and Sandworms is already in a glass house


The way the big IPs like Star Wars handle this is just keep making more OC.

The fact that KC has time to worry about this shit rather than making his IP go big time with a Manga/ Anime is what worries me.

>> No.15897178

>>15897173
Well they would have to be. They've been around a while.

>> No.15897179

>>15895698
>>15895665
KC's pretty protective of his girls. He can normally laugh off most shit, but persistent hate like that Grigori guy gives off tend to get to him.

Whether I agree with him or not though, it's not like he can do anything about it. Sure he can make a plea to fan artists, but I don't see him demanding they take down other art they've done of his girls, or not use his designs in the future, if they were to do work for the guy. Just doesn't seem like a course he'd take.

Also I wonder if he realizes the language he used here in English makes the MGE sound more...legitimate, than it is? Then again, it is getting a professionally translated and published English release, so...

>> No.15897180

>>15897178
Yeah well
I mean look Morpheus is just more or less omnipotent and all of them are essentially meta-constructs.

>> No.15897181

>>15896096
This dumb Alp wants to be raped. She gets it in the butt first.

>> No.15897184

>>15897162
I don't think princess carrying a dragon would work too well, at least not for me.

>> No.15897185

>>15897176
>and good
Subjective. The writing is average/middle of the road and only stands out due to it's content, some like and and some don't.

>> No.15897190

>>15897180
They are anthropomorphic personifications. And what kind of omnipotent being gets caught by amateur magicians for 70 years?

>> No.15897194

>>15897185
Its okay to like edgy things anon. Its in our blood.

>> No.15897196

>>15897181
That's what she's most comfortable with after all.

>> No.15897198

>>15897190
Well it's not that hard to come up with a situation
For example, he thought it'd be funny to get caught.

>> No.15897213

>>15897198
Lucifer is the best character to come out of that series anyway.
Does anyone have cute Lucifer-chan pics?

>> No.15897216

>>15897184
Im good,I can hold 250 pond for 30 seconds, I just have to make sure the distance is right.

>> No.15897221

>>15897185
Which are the exact words I would use for each and every one of our writers here. Everything here appeals to some and not to others.

>> No.15897224

>>15897196
Yep. and after you tease her about liking it so much that she probably didn't even have to change, thats when you switch to her womanhood and make her a proper, whimpering whore.

Alps man

>> No.15897230

>>15897185

Who do you think is the best? I could use some recommendations if you consider yourself a discerning reader.

DESU though it is not like our writefags are trying to win a book prize, they just want to share some feels, comfy and fap.

I just don't think edge should be forbidden out of hand.

>> No.15897242

>>15897221
Well yeah, but others are obviously better writers from a talent standpoint than YBA.

Tone of the content isn't equatable to skill as a writer.

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>>15897179
>Also I wonder if he realizes the language he used here in English makes the MGE sound more...legitimate, than it is?

>he doesn't know that MGEverse is real

>> No.15897263

>>15896818
Momster's need lots of love and creampies to keep them happy.

>> No.15897265

So I've been looking up some warhammer lore and apparently beastmen can be any combination of human/beat mutation. Any examples of monstergirls in their ranks? You know, ears/paws/claws/tail, human face/torso/upperthighs?

>> No.15897271

>>15897185
You're wrong there. YBA is one of the best technical writers here. He's about pulp fiction level. That's not a high bar for real published writers but if that's middle of the road, then you're not using the other writers here for your comparison.

That story only gets discussed so much because of the divisive nature of its content however, because there's actually two sides to argue over it instead of everyone universally agreeing if its good or bad. Something like Graystorm doesn't get brought up nearly as much because people more or less have a consensus on it.

>> No.15897273

>>15897265
Warhammer and its "lore" are terrible and you should feel bad.

>> No.15897279

>>15897230
>Who do you think is the best? I could use some recommendations if you consider yourself a discerning reader.
I'd prefer not to name drop because I don't want this to be a shit flinging contest that drags other writer's names through the mud when people start defending the one being talked about.
>I just don't think edge should be forbidden out of hand.
It's a thread for people who like monster girls, ideally content should be focused on the good things rather than writing something that doesn't fit with the setting.

It just feels like using something that already has fans already as a way of getting attention without any care about the original material. It would be fine as original material that wasn't anything to do with MGE but since it is, it just feels really off.

>> No.15897280

>>15897271
>YBA is one of the best technical writers here

That's really not saying much at all. What makes his work technical, or rather, elaborate on what you define as technical?

>> No.15897281

>>15897265
Look anon, we all know Games Workshop games are baby's first wargame, but could you go ahead and step up the timetable to graduating to universes that don't suck?

>> No.15897283

>>15897273
Well I don't. Now what? Besides, I like some elements that I'm hearing about. the slayer concept is pretty badass

>> No.15897286

I want to throw a paladin elf in the Girtablilu pit. I'm sure she will make good friends.

>> No.15897291

>>15897179
>not "legitimate"
>copyrighted and has an official english publisher
That's legitimate as far as the law is concerned. Any site that complies with DMCA would have to accept it if KC decided to go down that route.

>> No.15897292

>>15897281
Name one.

>> No.15897295

>>15897265
>So I've been looking up some warhammer lore
Why would you do this? Why would you ever do this?

>> No.15897296

>>15897271
>YBA is one of the best technical writers here
People always say that but I've never seen what they're talking about.

>> No.15897299

>>15897283
Warhammer is crap. They specifically designed it to be as cartoony as possible, and then fanboys got carried away with it.

Just go to /tg/ and learn why its garbage.

>> No.15897304

>>15897216
In my case I would probably get too embarrassed after I throw in a cheesy knight, princess and dragon line, more embarrassed than her actually, which would make me trip and we would end up on top of each other. I hope she doesn't mind a piggyback ride.

>> No.15897312

>All this hate
Wow. Either warhammer is bad, or fa/tg/uys are a bunch of elitist wankers. All I know so far is that some of the actual books written about the universe tend to throw lore out with the bathwater, but even knowing that I'll bank on the latter.

>> No.15897313

>>15897299
Not really cartoony so much as extreme to the point of farce.

>> No.15897319
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How about you stop playing with Warhammer figurines and play dress-up with a nice doll instead?
First take off what she's wearing now.

>> No.15897323

>>15897149
I want a Yeti to firmly tell me that I will be her dakimakura for the evening

>> No.15897324

>>15897271
>YBA is one of the best technical writers here. He's about pulp fiction level.

You what? I can't really say how good he is, I'd rather leave other anons with that shit. But son, either you are YBA and being extremely retarded, or you are gargling cock so hard you can't even speak coherently.

>> No.15897325

>>15897312
It's not...bad, so to speak, you just can't take it seriously because it doesn't even take itself seriously. Like, it's one of those settings you just kick back and enjoy, it's not meant to be super deep or realistic or even analyzed that much.

>> No.15897326

>>15897280
Purely technical? Good grammar and more advanced use of punctuation. Story reading level and vocabulary above primary school. That's not touching any of the character development, accuracy of descriptions or anything else which are pretty good.

Honestly, when you don't give any examples of what you feel are superior, any criticism really comes off as baseless. So make a list of the people you think are good, mediocre and bad. Then everyone will know whether to take you seriously or laugh at you.

>> No.15897337

>>15897325
Well none of what I've heard so far is especially deep or insightful, but it sounds like a fun, almost casual kind of game. But then again all I was asking is if there were canonical monstergirls in it. Not realy extolling its revolutionary depth there am I? Hardly justifies the sperging

>> No.15897340

>>15897325
Like as an example, Orcs in Warhammer make these crazy contraptions and nobody can figure out how they work. The canon reason that they work? Sheer force of will. If the orcs THINK it'll work, then it will fucking work, even if they don't know why it will work.
What about Beastmen? One of the first things they do after the pillaging and raping is taking a giant dump in the town they just burned. Nagash is basically Gilgamesh, he essentially told death 'no fuck this shit, I decide when I die' and came back to life.
The Dwarves? They're literally middle schooler tier edgy, they basically keep death notes except instead of death notes they're grudgebooks. You raised the wrong eyebrow when looking at them? That's a grudging and he'll kill you and your entire family over it given the chance.

>> No.15897344

>>15897324
Pulp fiction is the dregs of the book store. It's boilerplate junk, but it cam be fun to read if you like what its about. I don't see how you take that as high praise, more a sad comment on the average quality of fiction.

>> No.15897346

>>15897326
I've never actually read YBA before, post some of his best work.

>> No.15897350

>>15897346
Read this one. It's his most recent and a whole story.
http://pastebin.com/Cae3MHsP

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>> No.15897354

>>15897346
Vengeance. It's the single greatest monstergirl story and the only to show them for what they really are.

>> No.15897360

>>15897350
>most recent
>Mid 2015

rip

>> No.15897361

>>15897354
t. Ilias

>> No.15897371

>>15897361
What? It's true. People only hate him for not being a monster worshipping pussy before he sold out.

>> No.15897375

>>15897299
>Fantasy Landsknechts
>crap

No no.

>> No.15897376

It's time we settle this. Who's better: doggies or sneks?

>> No.15897385

>>15897312
Feels a little samefaggy. Never seen it so one sided. Are everybody talking about the same warhammer?

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>>15897319
Ok now what?

>> No.15897391

>>15897387
HOT GLUE

>> No.15897393

>>15897326
>Good grammar
Should be a given, not something to praise. He's not the only writer who knows how grammar works.
>>15897326
>Story reading level and vocabulary above primary school
Based on? If you're the guy who was pushing that reading level analyser I'm going to laugh.
>That's not touching any of the character development
I would argue that something with multiple endings and no set path can't have "character" development since it reduces the importance of anything that happens.
>accuracy of descriptions
One good point, again though he's far from the only monster girl writer who does that.

>> No.15897394

>>15897296

Okay that is your right I honestly would love a top 10 MG story list to give to newfags and
friends on internet good stories to start with.

I knew this would trigger a spergfest, but I was hoping that anons would at least cite better stories instead of trading insults.

FWIW I really love Penywise's work and a sorry for calling him a Nigger

http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz

>> No.15897397

>>15897337
>You will never fight and lose against monster girls while wearing a floppy hat and a frilly uniform.

>> No.15897398

>>15897371
Vengeance is shit but your butthurt will never stop being funny.

>> No.15897401

>>15897393
>I would argue that something with multiple endings and no set path can't have "character" development since it reduces the importance of anything that happens.
I haven't read whatever you're talking about but FSN actually for all its faults does a very good job of developing Shirou's character based on the three equally canonical routes.

>> No.15897402

>>15897312
Warhammer is bad but has extra /tg/ hate for two reasons. The first is that the Warhammer universe is a Johnny come lately afterthought made by GW fifteen years after DnD came out because they failed to get the DnD miniature rights over Ral Partha, and continued to steal sculpt types from everyone for a decade afterward. They were british chinese knockoffs. Then about twenty years ago, they became a publically-traded company and Gorden Gekko'd everyone they could and wrecked a lot of the comraderie of old gamers and game stores.

>> No.15897406

>>15897402
I dunno if you've listed two, but another reason is Age of Smegma.

>> No.15897407

>>15897394
>http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz
Ghoul is great. I want to SEXUALLY FUCK that undead Kiki.

>> No.15897410

Give me a writer that doesnt cause storms outside of the usual

>> No.15897412

>>15897340
>The canon reason that they work? Sheer force of will

That was only 40k IIRC.

>> No.15897416

>>15897402
40K is just Warhammer in the future, right? Why does /tg/ love that one so much?

>> No.15897417

>>15897376
That's a hard one, but I think doggies are better. It's different if we are comparing them to lizards though.

>> No.15897418

>>15897394
>and a sorry for calling him a Nigger
Hahaha, Don't be.

>> No.15897419

>>15897398
It only became shit because traitors ruined it and YBA didn't care as long as he got attention.

>> No.15897422

>>15897412
Pretty sure they work that way in WH too although I may be misremembering.

>> No.15897426

>>15897410
LLLuuu is pretty fun, just learned about him a while ago because he never causes shitstorms.

>> No.15897431

>>15897402
Interesting. But it sounds like a lot of WH hate comes from shit GW management. True? I heard the ending of the actual WH story something called "The end Times" was a particularly strong batch of bullshit.

>> No.15897432

>>15897416
Not really related outside races and name.


>>15897422
Nothing like that has been outright stated. I don't blame you for confusing the two though.

>> No.15897436

>>15897419
>I honestly would love a top 10 MG story list to give to newfags and
friends on internet good stories to start with.
Good intentions but all it would do is serve as bait.

Besides, newfags should learn and not ask to be spoon fed.

>> No.15897437

>>15897393
>Should be a given, not something to praise. He's not the only writer who knows how grammar works.
I agree with you on principle, but you can count the ones here that do on less than two hands.

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>>15897350
The grammar certainly is impeccable. The story itself is awfully generic and boring, which is shame. The characters lack depth and function, they need to be lively rather than mundane. Everything below the surface level is lacking, and redundancies that needn't be written only serve to make the reader writhe in tedium.

If I were to compare it to something, I'd say YBA is the Jeb! Bush of writers.

>> No.15897440

>>15897436
God damn it, why did I quote that post.
>>15897394

>> No.15897441

>>15897419
Get over it already fag.

>> No.15897443

>>15897431
> "The end Times"

It was cheap and an uninteresting way to continue the story. A lot of the new additions were weird as hell. A few of the rules where good though.

>> No.15897445

>>15897416
They loves the memes, not the company or the game. That's the difference.

>> No.15897446

>>15897419
Not him, but you're something else anon, just let it go before you dig yourself deeper.

>> No.15897451

>>15897431
The End Times basically went down like this
>GW's figs are incredibly high priced and 8th Edition hasn't gotten updates or support in forever
>their sales are dropping because they haven't been marketing the real meat of the setting and are trying to get people to buy 200 pound figures
>they decide that the reason why their sales are dropping is because of SPESS MUHREENS being more popular
>they nuke the ENTIRE setting with The End Times and make the entire setting something else entirely.
They've also publically declared that they do no marketing research and are proud of it.

>> No.15897452 [DELETED] 

>>15897439
Elf Trump a cute.

>> No.15897457

>>15897439
>Implying you read thirty six thousand words in ten minutes
If you're going to lie anon, at least bother to try to be convincing.

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Must be nice being a writefag who gets talked about.

>> No.15897470

>>15897458
I talk about you when I'm with my friends.

>> No.15897473

>>15897458
Write a good story

>> No.15897474

>>15897458
More visible you are the more detractors you get

>> No.15897475

>>15897451
>tfw normal imperial intrigues and civil wars were way more interesting than any of the "epic" stuff in the end times

You can't sell that stuff to neckbeards and kids I guess. You have to do BIG EPIC CHANGES.

>> No.15897479

>>15897458
Ive one been talked about in a good light once i think.

>> No.15897480

>>15897458
ThisIsFine.jpg

>> No.15897481

>>1589743
>Besides, newfags should learn and not ask to be spoon fed.

What is this the Illuminati?

This is a fandom shouldn't we try to welcome newfags?

>> No.15897484

>>15897451
I don't see why they wouldn't be confident. After all, they had the same racket going for over a decade of fucking people over while the customers just said "Please sir, may I have another."

I'm more surprised that their customer base is wising up.

>> No.15897487

>>15897481
No, you have to be in the sekrit klub by being born into it.

>> No.15897488

>>15897458
Being an unknown is better

>> No.15897489

>>15897475
You literally could, the problem is GW did, as I said, no fucking market research. The reason people weren't buying is because they failed to market and kept promoting figures costing upwards of a hundred pounds each.

>> No.15897494

>>15897410
Losenis?

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>>15897473
How?

>> No.15897497

>>15897475
But anon, epic isn't big. It's 1:285!

I need to marry Charon and together we can make the punniest children to ever live.

>> No.15897503

>>15897494
Nobody EVER talks about edgy for some reason.

>> No.15897505

>>15897481
"Newfags should lurk" a site wide stance since basically forever.

>> No.15897506

>>15897457
>Can't defend criticism
Shame!

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>>15897410
Thunder Brother

I miss him

>> No.15897510

>>15897494
No, people talk about him way more frequently then me

>> No.15897511

>>15897489
>The price of the 1 man models

Jesus christ.

>> No.15897512

>>15897481

*does the secret handshake and hands you a knife.

You've gotta shank a yiffer or two before we allow you in the inner circle.

Blood in Blood Out Bro!

>> No.15897519

>>15897441
>>15897446
Maybe get over the fact that his writing was never meant for you.

>> No.15897520

>>15897458
I'm concerned about how close that fire is getting to that fire hazard of a tail.

>> No.15897521

>all this vengeance posting out of nowhere
Update within a month from now, calling it.

>> No.15897523

>>15897512
Has anyone else noticed that Crossing the Desert and The Unblinking Eye are really similar?

>> No.15897527

>>15897481
Newfags being not okay has been a thing since like, since the start of the site, and /jp/ split off /a/ which was far and away the most vehement 'holy shit newfags fuck off' since forever. The fact that they're also the second oldest board (or the oldest, depending on whether or not you think /b/ - Anime/Random is under /a/ - Anime or /b/ - Random).

>> No.15897529

>>15897519
Maybe it was never for you if you can't accept the writer's direction.

>> No.15897530

>>15897509
Thunder Brother caused several massive storms when he joined TFT. I think you mean his content was inoffensive. Which was true, but his trademark slice of life stuff didn't interest me either.

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15897532

Quick, get in the foxhole!

>> No.15897533

>>15897481
>we
Hell no motherfucker.

>> No.15897536

>>15897532
I, uhh, I... umm. Okay.

>> No.15897539

>>15897529
He sold out. If you can't handle monstergirls being shown for what they are, read one of your shitty hugbox stories.

>> No.15897540

>>15897529
Stop it, you are doing exactly what he wants now.

>> No.15897541

>>15897519
>his writing was never meant for you
It ain't meant for you no more

>> No.15897542

>>15897530
>when he joined TFT
Have you checked out their listing? So many of our writefags threw in with that lot, I was actually surprised. Ones I thought were alright too.

>> No.15897543

>>15897532
Does she have ice cream there?

>> No.15897544

>>15897352
Who is this in reference to?

>> No.15897545

>>15897532
This is one of those famous Foxes from that shrine.

I'm surprised there aren't any cameras or paparazzi around.

>> No.15897546

>>15897410
Beast and LLLuuus far as active ones go,

>> No.15897550

>>15897541
That's the worst part.

>> No.15897552

>>15897523
And the less said about The Wreck of the Hesperus, the better.

Now, onto The Paddling of the Swollen Ass with Paddles

>> No.15897553

>>15897539
>he sold out
>never meant for you
Looks like you're the one that it isn't meant for lmao

>>15897544
It's addressing artists in general I believe.

>> No.15897558

>>15897458
It isn't necessarily a good thing. We talk about the faggots far more than the good ones, guys like Penywise are rare exceptions when most of the attention goes to guys like Alp, Bollocks or Quicksilver.

>> No.15897562

>>15897542
Pretty easy for them to fly under the radar considering nobody from here really visits there. I sure don't. The difference with Thunder Brother was he was dumb enough to post the update to his story as direct link to TFT and bypass pastebin entirely. Boy, that shitstorm was a good five hours and several hundred posts long.

>> No.15897565

>>15897553
Artists mostly.
He talks to artists and asks them to draw pieces, like monster girls in human liberation uniforms, while the artist has no idea what the fuck he's drawing.
It's more or less something to keep everyone informed that this edgelord is around.

>> No.15897569

>>15897553
>"Recently, a man:

My question is who the "man" is.

>> No.15897571

>>15897562
I dunno, way I see it is there's only one reason to list up with tft. You're an attentionwhore and you don't care who you associate with.

>> No.15897572
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

>> No.15897574

>>15897569
>this one named Philip Ransum, Father Grigori, theneutralguy, AbsoluteDebauch...
Come on.

>> No.15897575

>>15897562
Thunder caused a shitstorm?
I thought he was a very good writer from a technical perspective, but his content was really boring.

>> No.15897576

>>15897571
I feel that way too. I'm just saying that it's reasonable nobody from here would discover somebody did it for a long time if they didn't advertise it. The two groups are too separate.

>> No.15897577

>>15897572
Something, something fisting Harpies?

>> No.15897583

>>15897571
I refuse to believe most of our write and drawfags are simply attentionwhores.
Its too depressing.

>> No.15897585

>>15897574
Those are several names, he''s talking about the artists there. right?

>> No.15897586

>>15897572
That bid is fucking cute. Her face, her wings, her feathers, her muscular body. I want to give her tons of kisses and babies.

>> No.15897591

>>15897575
Well you're mostly right. I feel it's a disservice to call it boring even though I think it is. It's just slice of life stuff which I've never cared for.

The shitstorm was more about the scum he was associating with. So it was plain old writefag drama and not story drama.

>> No.15897594

>>15897585
Those are alternate names used by the offender in question.

>> No.15897598

>>15897583
Take it from me, the only reason any of us has ever posted anything is to get those delicious responses from y'all. IT sustains us.

>> No.15897600

>>15897583
At the least it shows you don't care about your work. I mean yeah, they're the doodles an scrawlings of a bunch of madmen dreaming up monster women to put their dicks inside of, but it's something that come from you, y'know. Even if you don't care for your own name, you shouldn't drag your own work through the muck of tft just to get a few more views.

>> No.15897601

>>15897598
Writefag currency is (You)s.

t. writefag

>> No.15897608

>>15897583
If you don't get paid in money, you get paid in praise. The only question is if the praise of the thread is enough or even they need to whore out all over the net. You get lynched for choosing the latter.

>> No.15897611

>>15897569
A man has no name.

>> No.15897618

>>15897591
My issue was the lack of any real drama or threats in his stories. He got the relationship stuff down beautifully, which was clearly the point, but the stories felt aimless without having a goal of some sort to reach.
Its just a personal opinion, I'm sure plenty of anons would disagree.

>> No.15897620

>>15897611
His name is not important. What is important is what he is going to do.

>> No.15897622

>>15897611
Go away Jhaqen or whatever it was.

>> No.15897625

>>15897481
I told you all the newconspiracy was upon us.

>> No.15897627

>>15897598
>>15897601
That's a pretty negative way to view it, you should write more for the fun of it and to share your view on things than anything else

My stance on writing for this thread is basically "Do it solely if you enjoy the process."

Although I can definitely understand wanting your stories to be talked about or even debated, especially if you included some deep/controversial subjects in it

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>>15897620
Ah, you think the meme is your ally.

>> No.15897630

>>15897618
Same, but it just means we're not the target audience. You just have to look at the preponderance of cute monstergirls doing cute things in normal thread conversation to see how popular that sort of thing is though.

>> No.15897631

>>15897519
Holy shit anon...

>> No.15897633

>>15897627
Writing is not fun. Only the (You) has any value.

>> No.15897637

>>15897387
I cannot wait for that figure of her to be released...

>> No.15897638

>>15897627
You're half right. The whole point of sharing your work at all though is to share it with people with similar interests that will enjoy it. So anything posted here will inevitably come with an expectation that somebody reads it, enjoys it, and says something to you about what they liked.

>> No.15897640

>>15897633
You shouldn't be writing then.

>> No.15897641

>>15897542
Bob's writing isnt for me either but Pastebin sooner or later is gonna PURGE the Porn. Remember adult content is against their TOS.

It is nice to have a site you can actually give kudos and feedback without having to put like 6 tag filters in AO3 just to get rid of the futa MLP stuff.

Writefags please don't put all of your eggs in one basket, even if the other basket has some weird eggs in it.

>> No.15897642

>>15897608
Considering there's that guy on the wiki who posts links to all of our stories, you'd be surprised just how many views you can get just by being on here. I looked at my pastebin for the first time in a few months recently and noticed my views had gone up by a couple of hundred on the more popular stories. You could say that was just bot activity, but these things are years old.

>> No.15897643

>>15897481
No. Lurk more as well newfag.

>> No.15897645

>>15897627
>you should write more for the fun of it
That part is already covered by writing it in the first place, though. Wanting to show what you've done is another matter altogether, since a writefag can just never upload his work and still have fun writing it.

Another thing is that it shows in the work if you write for fun or write for attention, since with the latter the story itself is written with attention in mind rather than what 「YOU」want to write regardless of what anyone thinks.

>> No.15897646

>>15897640
I don't need to.

>> No.15897652

>>15897627
I see it like one of those creativity games like Terraria or Minecraft (back before it was the babysitter for screaming 12 year olds) - You spent a lot of time making something and you now want to show it to other people so you can tell yourself it wasn't a complete waste of your time.

>> No.15897653

>>15897641
Pastebin has so much crap, they'll never bother. I have file backups in any case. I'll look for another place to post my stories if and when such an eventuality comes to pass.

>> No.15897656

>>15897641
>Pastebin sooner or later is gonna PURGE the Porn
My account's been up for over two years now and I have backups anyhow. At the end of the day if I get permabanned for simply reuploading my stuff once pastebin deletes it, I'll just start a wordpress or something.

>> No.15897657

Is it the writefags that are flinging shit at each other under Anonymous or does /mgg/ geniunely despise writefags now?

>> No.15897661

>>15897641
Stories with graphic sexual descriptions have been on there for years, I doubt there'll be a huge purge out of nowhere.
I'd actually welcome the blameless forced fresh start, though

>> No.15897666

>>15897657
>now
People always hate content creators. They have names and make easy targets.

>> No.15897671

>>15897657
My bets are on a little of both. Some are bitter writefags trying to shit on more popular ones or the guys who reached meme status, but that's far more understandable, and some just seem to hate writefags in general for some reason.
Remember that guy a little while back who claimed writing was a worthless dime-a-dozen "skill"?

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>>15897641
>Pastebin sooner or later is gonna PURGE the Porn
>tfw never wrote porn so don't have to worry

>> No.15897690

>>15897645
Peer review is a core element for perfecting many creative and technical processes. This is just a lousy site for peer review due to too the posting rate and the many differing interests on this board.

>> No.15897701

>>15897671
>Remember that guy a little while back who claimed writing was a worthless dime-a-dozen "skill"?
You just made me remember. Guy was pretty assblasted.

>> No.15897704

>>15897690
On the other hand it's the greatest site for it's many differing interests and viewpoints, unfiltered thanks to anonymity.

You don't have to worry about feeling penalized for critiquing somebody because everyone's anonymous. Which leads to honest thoughts as well as trolling.

You just have to not be a pussy. Which is something 95% of writers on here are incapable of doing.

>> No.15897707

>>15897671
Well there's people who say mathematics is useless too despite literally the entire world clicking on it.

>> No.15897709

>>15897532
Uh fuck. I physically can't handle this sexy mofu. It's too much. I can't feel my left ar

>> No.15897717

>>15897707
To be fair, algebra is the backbone of useful everyday math with calculus giving you some handy shortcuts. Past that really isn't relevant to the average person. The people who say that shit about arithmetic and algebra should be smacked though.

>> No.15897721

>>15897704
>Which is something 95% of writers on here are incapable of doing.

I suppose that's why there are so few left, at least out in the open.

>> No.15897724

>>15897717
Oh sure, the normal person doesn't need to know math, but then he's also correct that a normal person doesn't need to need to be able to write at a high level beyond what everyday reports to your boss need. That doesn't mean MATHEMATICS is useless just because you don't need to know it.

>> No.15897732

>>15897721
To be fair, some of them just went to different sites because this place is a bit stagnant.

>> No.15897734

>>15897732
I really doubt that. This is probably the most consistently active place outside the wiki. I'd believe attentionwhoring in a heartbeat though.

>> No.15897746

>>15897734
/monster/'s pretty active too.

>> No.15897747

>>15897704
Perhaps but the binary response nature of shitposting means you are only likely to hear feedback if your story is Great OR triggers the living shit out of everyone.
>>15897732

A lot of writefags are hurt that they aren't being mentioned when they post even if their pastebin gets 1000s of hits. Most of those writefags are writing good enjoyable stuff, they just are not writing GREAT fiction or steaming piles of triggershit.

Get gud or go troll are the only ways to get feedback here.

For those of us that are bad to mediocre and want to improve with critiques that aren't four letters long there are greener pastures.

>> No.15897754

>>15897746
That place is basically what would happen if you took this place and spread it out into fifty threads. It's got people but its slow as shit.

>> No.15897758

>>15897746
And sucks for having conversation for a specific thing since individual threads are so slow, it gets 200 users a day but it's all spread out and not nearly enough to justify an entire board.

This is still the best place to have a discussion at a reasonable speed.

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Things to be filed under "Probably would happen":

White Horn student leading the sewing / tailoring club as the premiere fashion designer while the spider girls do all the actual sewing and shenanigans.

And inventing a way to cosplay as a Kill La Kill character.

>> No.15897764

>>15897754
So /jp/ after they ban generals. Can't wait for the daily hellhound thread.

>> No.15897772

>>15897077
Yeah, I just wanted to read shit about MGE when I went to that site. After the C&D, with Raet trying to force PRAXIS down your throat I left.

Some guy was asking for more stories and Raet had a fit when he told Raet that he didn't want to read PRAXIS stories.

>> No.15897773

>>15897761
All right settle down with this. White girls are /fa/, but they're not THAT /fa/

>> No.15897774

>>15897761
VERY fast white horn moving at incredlbe hihg speed

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>>15894819

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>>15897747
>For those of us that are bad to mediocre and want to improve with critiques that aren't four letters long there are greener pastures.

'Echo chamber' is eleven letters long, but perhaps that would better serve you over weathering the harshness of criticism.

>> No.15897783

>>15897352
What's hfl?

>> No.15897784

>>15895665
>Father Grigori
Did he request zombie girls?

>> No.15897788

>>15897777
What would happen if I actually said that to her?
And how sore would my pelvis be the next day?

>> No.15897789

>>15897783
>hfl
what?

>> No.15897790

>>15897773
Name a more /fa/ MGE girl right now then.

You can't.

>> No.15897791

>>15897773
>white girls
I meant white horns

>> No.15897794

>>15897758
So speed it up, anon.

>> No.15897796

>>15897458
Must be nice to be a writefag.

>> No.15897805

>>15897789
Sorry, hlf rather. I don't know what that's supposed to be but apparently it got kc to intervene.

>> No.15897807

>>15897790
Actually, that's easy.

Demons body suit is objectively more /fa/ because her outfits not seasonal.

Wisps princess regalia is also more /fa/

Do you even go to /fa/? They have rules for this sort of thing.

>> No.15897814

>>15897805
Did you even READ the fucking tweets with a <150 character limit

>> No.15897815

Anons just get a normal human girl and u don't have to worry about KC anymore.

>> No.15897816
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>>15897794
I like my monster girl threads without /v/ memes and shitty reaction images so I can't really bring myself to post, just a quick in and out once in a while for art.

Talking of art from that place, here's a qt lich.

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>>15897807
>Demon
>Wisp

Anon please.

>> No.15897827

>>15897458
Yeah. I'm more known for my doodles than my writing at this point.
Then again I haven't uploaded a story in a year or so. Still working on my shit saga that's over 300 pages and still has the MC in a fucking desert, but at least I am almost done there and will soon have him travel north and make himself scarce since everyone there ISN'T an idiot farmer.

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>>15897788
First, there'd be a silence. Now, I know I know, 'silence' is a bit of a cliché but we're talking about the quiet in the eye of the storm here, Anon. Then, mustering all of her pent up magical and physical abilities, the blackberry fuckmuffin would bring to bear on you the full carnal gymnastics and passion of a Lilim of her caliber like a fucking tsunami.

Perhaps when you wake up, covered in hickeys and whorish red kiss marks on your cock, chest, neck, etcetera and your pelvis aching like an eighty-year-old man's entire body you'll understand the true gravity of your words.

Then you'll feel Drew's tail wrap around your midriff, her wings close in on you from behind and the soft, plushness of her twin marshmallows on your back while she nibbles on your ear and husks out

"Ready for baby number two?"

>> No.15897844

>>15897830
>you will never spank Druella's fat purple butt and watch it jiggle

>> No.15897847

>>15897823
Back to your capeshit, sjw board.

>> No.15897849

>>15897830
>That spoiler
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is exhausted.
Can I just cuddle her for the rest of the night and let the pulse of her heart be my lullaby?

>> No.15897856

>>15897823
>she-hulk
Yeah that right there is an embodiment of 40% of /co/'s problems right there.

>> No.15897858

>>15897747
A piece of advice I'd give those writers is to give an actual summary. I got where I don't even bother with "I did a thing. Tee hee here's a link." stories anymore. Is it so hard to say "The Price of Love. In the modern city of Monstrotopia, one miserly dragon learns that falling for the unlikeliest man imaginable is easy. Trying to seduce him on a budget? Now THAT is hard."

"You didn't think that meant utopia of monsters did you? Look it up. It means monstrous place."
tfw nobody will get that reference

>> No.15897863

>>15897858
Is it a Monsters Inc reference?

>> No.15897864

>>15897849
Sure, but only if you rest your head in between her breasts, listening to the air in her lungs as she breathes and the pump-a-rum-pum of her heartbeat as your lullaby.

Her wing burrito utter and complete, with her tail snuggling you extra close, and a warm hand petting your head, telling you that it'll all be okay.

After all, 'Mom' kept the Hero.

>> No.15897865

>>15897858
>that spoiler
Dinotopia right? I remember those books vaguely from my childhood.
All I really remember were the pictures and that line.

>> No.15897872

>>15897864
>That spoiler
Yes.
YES.
THIS IS WHAT I WANT.
I want to be there for her when our Daughter is born, and have the first thing that child sees be our smiling faces.

>> No.15897879

>>15897865
Good man. I'm impressed.

>> No.15897880

>>15897872
>sees you smiling faces
>newborn daughteru recoils in disgust at the two of you
>"faggets" she says her first word before closing her eyes and napping

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>>15897856
To be fair to the faggots on /co/ Momseid is deliciously THICC

>> No.15897884

Can someone gib link to moose' story?

>> No.15897891

>>15897883
Anybody that says THICC is a faggot. It's as bad as the ones that used to say PHAT. But that is one of the few delicious OC's that board has made.

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>>15897880
It'd be amusing enough for me not to be angry. I think.

>> No.15897901

>>15897883
That Femseid shit is ugly, and I have no idea why you post it here.

>> No.15897911

>>15897901
>He doesn't want a wife who can destroy people on the molecular level through ocular geometry

>> No.15897915

>>15897911
That is pretty fucking low tier as far as powerlevels go not to mention completely nonsensical. "Ocular Geometry" is not a thing unless you mean the shape of her eyeballs.

>> No.15897917

>>15897895
And now I'm imagining being embarrassing parents to our Lilim daughter.
This is prime material right here.
>"Hey, your mom's Deruella right? Who's your dad? She ever let him out of the dungeon?"
>"...You could say that."
>She's afraid of bringing friends home because she just KNOWS the two of you probably have some sort of sappy romantic bit all planned out to embarrass her.
>Hilariously enough that was the day you decided to give her a sister or two.

>> No.15897918

>>15897911
Can't the Lilim/Wurms do the exact same thing?

>> No.15897919

UPS driver just knocked one single time on my door and by the time I answered it she's already in her truck and blasting off down the fucking road. If I had my monster waifu I would be plowing her ass furiously to relieve stress.

Come to think of it, I wonder if there would ever be a monster girl that would actually fabricate stressful situations for their husbandos in order to elicit more sex?

Nah, that kind of shitheaded selfishness is 3DPD territory.

>> No.15897924

>>15897823
Praise be Celluloid Acme.

>> No.15897926

>>15897915
Maybe it's like that one circular laser beam the eye eyed guy from DBZ had that leaves a triangle shaped hole in things despite being a fucking circle?

>> No.15897927

>>15897915
I'm talking about the ways the Omega Beams work. They're fucking geometric as all unholy hell.

But also horribly euclidean

>> No.15897935

>>15897924
https://exhentai.org/s/311447b802/640248-6

Snu-snu

>> No.15897938

>>15897919
Thats basically Kikis whole MO, with the whole motivational meido thing.

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>>15897919
>knocked on my door
You know what you must do anon.

>> No.15897948

>>15897938
I thought it was singing in Brit'ish and making angry mice noises if your house is a mess?

>> No.15897953

>>15897948
They all have different strategies, but it all boils down to trying to get mastahs ass in gear.

>> No.15897956

>>15897747
My secret is I don't even care if or what I write about anymore. My name alone is enough to make people hate it more than Jews hate the idea of credit cards

>> No.15897963

>>15897956
>more than Jews hate the idea of credit cards

Why would they hate them?

>> No.15897968

>>15897956
Nigga what? Then just use a different name.

>> No.15897974

>>15897946
>she
There's a letter you need to give her, anon. Without you she's only a UPS river. She needs something

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>>15897974
>a letter
...shet?

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>>15897956
My secret is not caring as well.
Though for a different reason. Someone said they would read my shit stories and give some tips to improve, but I haven't seen him or his response at all.

Now I just don't care anymore.

>> No.15897991

>>15897982
Can you stop wasting images with this retarded off topic bullshit?

>> No.15897997

>>15897991
My bad, got rid of them for you.

>> No.15898006

Where are the stories about monster girl daughters competing for their dad's affection.

>> No.15898023

Liches in a bouce house bouncing up and down while reading books.

>> No.15898036

>>15898023
Are...parts of them bouncing too?

>> No.15898038

>>15898023
Cute. I want to play with them in the bouncing house.

>> No.15898040

>>15897984
Well most of my reason is that I never get any constructive criticism outside of one sentences and I don't feel like troubling people like ELH for advice or asking a passive-aggressive shitheel duo like Bob or Aftyn

>> No.15898043

>>15898023
Every house with a monster girl is a bounce house, If ya know what I mean.

>> No.15898051

>>15898023
>Book's pages are going back and foward

UNF

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>>15898040
Who are you, anon?

>> No.15898216

>>15898006
I want to see my daughteru battle my waifu.

>> No.15898219

>>15898040
I think I should bother ELH for some tips. That or try and ask an old friend I haven't spoken to in years, assuming he's still alive.

>> No.15898228

>>15898036
One's flat because she's git the body of a kid, but the others are either stacked or at least have some bewbage.
So yes, there is bouncing, if I may say so.

>>15898038
$3.50 entry fee.

>> No.15898234

>>15898043
Explain further.

>> No.15898246

>>15898228
>$3.50 entry fee.
Worth it. Would she be mad at me if I keep trying to make her jump really high while she was in there?

>> No.15898250

>>15898228
>3.50
fucking coon-ass nuks.

>> No.15898251

>>15898040
>>15898219
Whatever you're writing could always use more ufufu's

Actual tip: WRITE NIGGER AND STOP WORRYING

>> No.15898252

>>15898246
Only if you pop the bounce house.
In which case, expect to be cut open while alive and have a bunch of mildly upset Liches disect you.

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too big?

>> No.15898266

>>15898251
ICE FUCKING COLD

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>>15898258
Yes.

>> No.15898272

>>15898251
I want tips to improve. One can't travel the path of improvement if he doesn't kmow where to begin

Also, I have enough "Ufufu" characters in my story, and need an idea for an Oni character who travels the world to drink up every bar's stock and make their owners happy as fuck when she pays 50% more than than she should.
Also Illassa is running her own mail order sex toy buisiness using Harpies to deliver things to people.

>> No.15898275

>>15898258
>Snake
>legs

>> No.15898294

>>15898251
So you still post.

>> No.15898301

>>15898251
Ufufu's the best when it's sadistic.

>> No.15898304

>>15898301
I prefer the yandere ones.

>> No.15898305

>>15898301
Thanks to anonymous, now each time I read ufufu's I associate it with hugging mayaderes.

>> No.15898313

>>15898305
>Not already associating them with hugging mayaderes

Congratulations on no longer having shit taste

>> No.15898316

>>15898305
I keep thinking mayaderes are mayonaise eating deer.

>> No.15898321

>>15898267
>last part

Is she going away?

>> No.15898323

>>15898272
The only way to improve is to actually write and try new things. We're talking differing sentence structure, grammar, language, etc. That's about all you can do technique-wise. The rest is balancing character development, exposition, and scene description. All of these things only come about after writing absolute shit for awhile and learning what works and what doesn't. Anons yelling at you that X sucks (and isn't going to give it to you) only helps in the very short-term.

So again: WRITE.

>> No.15898325

>>15898304
Sadistic yanderes are great too. Predatory vampires a best.

>> No.15898326

>>15898313
Yeah thanks I guess, though at this rate everything will be my fetish eventually.

>> No.15898332

>>15898321
Going by this guys art, I think they're about to make sweet love.

>> No.15898341

>>15898323
The 'ol practice eh? Bit of easy answer, but still true.

>> No.15898350

>>15898332
She's a bit too big for him.

>> No.15898356

>>15898323
I guess I'm stuck to just writing then.
Or doodling to avoid writing...

Also, how would Illassa handle crowds? Since she was an introvert, would you go full "autistic" mode and shut everything around her out while walking, or happily skip to her lou without caring about anything?
I was thinking of having her make a brief appearance since the MC is in a desert town where mgs and people live in peace among the many themed brothels and bars.

>> No.15898359

>>15898072
I am that which crawls on the ground and rises on a pillar of shit.

>> No.15898360

>>15898356
>you go
She go. I hate you, auto correct.

>> No.15898365

>>15898359
Randy Marsh?

>> No.15898366

>>15896473
>>15896682
>"Please...the c-contract...s-s-s-s-sign it, no funny b-b-business"
>Wendigo lets out an audible "awa" when she hears her boss' teeth chattering and warms up some hot chocolate
>Rewrite the contract to hire 2 sherpa Yetis
>One for you, one for the frozen Tanuki boss
>Tanuki is forced to get warm hugs while one of her own employees is on the clock
>She pouts and accepts her fate as she slowly warms back up and stops trembling
>Wendigo walks in with hot chocolate cup visibly confused

>> No.15898373

>>15898350
The kid looks like he can handle it.

>> No.15898378

>>15898359
>inb4 Bollocks

>> No.15898379

>there are people who think writing is hard
This is an American thing, isn't it?

>> No.15898380

>>15898378
>inb4 inari

>> No.15898386

Got any bug girls?

>> No.15898387

>>15898341
A bit overused and a copout of an answer if you ask me.

>> No.15898388

>>15898379
Writing isn't hard, just like drawing or sculpture or oratory isn't hard. Doing it WELL, now there's the problem.

>> No.15898392

>>15898379
What shithole you from?

>> No.15898395

>>15898356
Crowds don't really bother her unless we're talking NYC-level denseness. I'd like to imagine she maintains a decent level of awareness while out and about. If something interesting crops up she's bound to poke her head in at least briefly.

>> No.15898396

>>15898387
Well yeah, can't risk it with a trip on am I right?

But well, when you don't have anything else, practice is still the answer.

>> No.15898397
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15898397

>>15898386

>> No.15898399

>>15898392
If he's from somewhere were everyone can write very well then I imagine it can't be much of a shithole at all. Yes, a place like imagination.

>> No.15898401
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15898401

>>15898386
Why do you ask?

>> No.15898402
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15898402

>>15898386
Only the best.

>> No.15898404

>>15898401
They are so fluffy.

>> No.15898409

>>15898395
So she doesn't care unless it's NYC/Hongkong levels of crowded then.
So having her casually walk amongst a crowd and having MC get extremely paranoid about a dark and odd feeling in the air is within reason.

>> No.15898423

>>15898397
>tfw she won't stop.

>> No.15898433

>>15898378
What does that guy have to do with anything

>> No.15898444

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:616991
Hahahaha
GG
NO RE

>> No.15898456

>>15898444
This reminds me of this thing I saw about a guy who got blacklisted by an artist for trying to negotiate pricing, and for claiming that artistry is not a real job

>> No.15898457

>>15896997
Nice picture though, I like Harbs abomination stuff desu more than the standard MG fare.

>> No.15898469

>>15898378
If I wanted to complain I'd at least mentioned drinking by now, Anon

>> No.15898481

>>15898456
>got blacklisted by an artist for trying to negotiate pricing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

>> No.15898503

For anyone who still cares, I just updated the character sorter with all the new translations since MGE2 stuff happened.

I wouldn't even be mad if no one gave a shit, even I forgot it existed.

>> No.15898527

>>15898503
Actually i've been looking for that. Link me?

>> No.15898533

>>15898527
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

I also remembered to remove the demon lord from it but I can't iron out some of the flaws left over from the original coding since I don't know shit about that.

>> No.15898536
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15898536

what do you guys think of Nakita? new monster girl i have been working on. should i make changes?

>> No.15898537

>>15898456
Well, I mean, anything that you could say about writefags goes triple for drawfags.

>> No.15898540

>>15898536
Why does she have a cow tail?

>> No.15898544

>>15898536
Multiarms are nice, the horns could be a bit more naturally curved unless they're spiral shaped like a narwhal's, and why does she have a cow tail?

>> No.15898548

>>15898536
Personally not a fan of the beauty spot being in the location it is, usually the common positions for artistic reasons are bellow one of the eyes or on the chin but that's really your choice to make as an artist.

I do love multi arm girls though.

>> No.15898549

>>15898540
going for a demonic look with a tail like that, is it too much?

>> No.15898552

>>15898533
Thanks.

>> No.15898553

>>15898536
Side slits are always good.

>> No.15898555

>>15898323

That is the most useful feedback I have seen for writers on this board in a long time.

Btw ELH are you writing anymore?

I hate pastebin because it only tells you when a file is created not modified. I just look at user accounts of my favorite writefags and can never tell if a story is being updated or abandoned.

>> No.15898557
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15898557

Reminder not to trust mini-Succubi.

>> No.15898560

>>15898555
I have something in the works involving a mecha Ryu but it might be next week before it's ready. Not-MG related I was going to run a quest on /qst/ on Sunday.

>> No.15898562
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15898562

Fuck you guys that stupid dragon story idea from yesterday has me interested on a framework now.

>> No.15898571
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15898571

>>15898557
But they know exactly what the world needs.

>> No.15898590
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15898590

>>15898571
Yes of course! More Penis!

>> No.15898598
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15898598

>fought a Red dragon
>win
>go back to your inn for a shower
>get out of it and see this on your bed

What would you do ?

>> No.15898600

>>15898557
I want to fuck a Mini-succubus.
I don't know exactly how but I want to do it.

>> No.15898602

>>15898598
As her why she's there and try to hide any possible boner I have.

>> No.15898607

>>15898598
THERE'S A SLIMY LIZARD ON MY BED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15898608

>>15898598
Knowing how shy I get, stammer and blush like the loser I am.

>> No.15898609

>>15898598
Try to be suave and say "round 2 pretty lady?"

Then I'll probably slip or make an ass of myself.

>> No.15898611

>>15898598
This time I lose.

>> No.15898613

>>15898598
Ask her what she's doing in such slutty attire. Does she not know we must be married first before we can engage in sensual love making? We wouldn't want to ruin each other's purity, now would we?

>> No.15898619

>>15898571
I'd stretch the Minibus with my penis.

>> No.15898622

>>15898533
>Battle 300
>44% sorted

Good lord

>> No.15898623

>>15898598
I think you're pretty swell barb

>> No.15898624

>>15898598
Wake up.
Grab a brush and put a little make-up.

>> No.15898628

Alright bois, I need inspiration
Gimme some ideas to write

>> No.15898629

>>15898536
>nakita
I took her for some kind of insectgirl (mantis) first, but then realized she has a cow tail.
I like her, but I have some minor doubts about her tail, perhaps try another? but you be the judge.

>> No.15898630

>>15898619
Well I doubted you would stretch the poor Minibus without a penis related action.

Be gentle, she's a qt.

>> No.15898631

>>15898598
>An Inn
I guess it's time to rename it The Red Dragon Inn. Jesus Christ, that takes me back.

>> No.15898633

>>15898628
Teaching an Oni to ballroom dance.

>> No.15898634

>>15898628
Traitor-kun as the good guy.

>> No.15898635

>>15898619
Do you think she'd enjoy being used like an Onahole?

>> No.15898637

>>15898598
Raw impregnating sex.

>> No.15898638

>>15898598
Ask her to put that fat Dragon butt to use and plant it on my face.
Also, since Barbs girls are delightfully bottom-heavy I wonder why he hasn't done facesitting yet.

>> No.15898639
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15898639

>>15898634
>Traitor-kun as the good guy.
Disgusting

>> No.15898642

>>15898628
>there are people who need to be told what to write
This is an American thing isn't it?

>> No.15898643

>>15898630
>>15898635
If she was the size of the Fairy in that one KC image she'd have no issue on top of being a miniature Succubus.

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>>15898533

>> No.15898653

>>15897291
Perhaps but they could argue it is a transformative work since

1) HLF crap is a modern setting with tanks and crap the original IP is standard medieval.

90% of KC characters are actually copies of folklores and even existing copyrighted IPs (dark elves,mindflayers, sandworms) Some of the lovecraft stuff is still in legal limbo too.

I would love to see KC collect a dime and then get a knock on the door from those IP holders.

>> No.15898655

>>15898622
Blame KC for making so many girls, it's not usually this long for other character sorters.

>> No.15898666

>>15898639
Just a few hours ago we were talking abut the HLF guy. If most humans were like that and monstergirls were mostly innocuous, then Traitor-kun would be a force of good or at least an anti-hero.

>> No.15898670

>>15898651
Eternal rivalry.

>> No.15898674

>>15898666
Who's traitor-kun? I'm out of the loop.

>> No.15898677
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15898677

>>15898651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z03rlruHnmY

>> No.15898680
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15898680

>>15898655
Finally got it done, and with only three ties.

Took long enough, but I'm glad I got it over with.

>> No.15898682

>>15898666
Satan, you know that Traitor-kun was the guy who used to go on thread long rants about how humanity sucked, had never done a single worthwhile thing and deserved nothing but enslavement, right?

>>15898674
>out of the loop on a faggot from the /a/ days
What? How long you been gone soldier?

>> No.15898686

>>15898622
This is why I hate character sorters. I'll get about halfway through and either misclick or have a preference change and realize I need to start over.

>> No.15898688

>>15898682
Evidently, I never noticed him or simply forgot. Just give the gist of it.

>> No.15898689

>>15898682
I was using it as a term to refer to pretty much any traitor that would fit into a story.

>> No.15898693

>>15898688
>Just give the gist of it.
Literally in the same post you quoted.

>> No.15898699

>You will never open the gates with traitor-kun

>> No.15898700

>>15898686
These things would be wildly improved with a back button that lets you turn back turns.

>> No.15898709

>>15898680
That's a lot of goo.

>> No.15898714

>>15898680
You like slimes.

>> No.15898715

>>15898699
>you will never be rightfully execute a traitor

>> No.15898716

>>15898598
I am unable to properly express the sheer level of "Yes", both at this picture and that scenario.

>> No.15898717

>>15898689
Doesn't really work honestly. If monstergirls are a bunch of gentle sweethearts then there is no traitor-kun as he's the guy that sabatoges humans so the monstergirls can take over. If they're that nice then they're not conquering anyplace. He's at worst a deserter at that point. Nobody would really care.

>> No.15898721
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15898721

>>15898709
>>15898714
Turns out I may have a preference.

>> No.15898726

>>15898699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9AjN5l4Gs

>> No.15898729

>>15898715
You have been thoroughly subverted.

Regards The Demon Cult.

>> No.15898732

>>15898721
Niebelfader?

>> No.15898734

>>15898700
Also if they let you discard certain choices right off the bat.

>> No.15898742

>>15898732
I have no idea. Sorry.
>>15898734
Yes, that would be great. Not too many sorters have this many characters to begin with though.

>> No.15898747

>>15898742
Strike Witches and Girls und Panzer come to mind.

>> No.15898748

>>15898680
Whats the appeal of the ParaSlime/SlimeCarrier exactly?

>> No.15898751

>>15898732
Ghoul's too low and Jubjub is absent.

>> No.15898755

>>15898748
None. She's always been Matango/Roper tier

>> No.15898758

>>15898717
Maybe traitor is to strong of a word I was thinking of a guy that works against human powers and sabotages any attempt for them to gain hold over the mostergirls as he thinks humanity will destroy mosterkind.

>> No.15898760

>>15898726
>You will never overthrow the human-manono republic and make into a lust filled space empire.

For the Empress.

>> No.15898770

>>15898748
She's basically a red slime but you can actually hug her without going through her.

>> No.15898771

So in the Shoggoth profile it says they don't attack men, does scaring them senseless count as attack?

>> No.15898777
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15898777

>>15898748
Personally, I just enjoy the biological corruption of Slime Carriers over the magical corruption of most other MG's.

Plus, as the victims body doesn't change (aside from being super hot), its like seeing the girl trapped in a permanent limbo state of victimization. Even after the transformation into full monster girl is complete, the body is trapped in that moment that they where corrupted.

>> No.15898778

>>15898771
>They don't attack men
t. somebody who's never been to the Plateau of Leng

>> No.15898781

>>15898771
That depends, does calling someone retarded count as attack?

>> No.15898784

>>15898758
You know what I would find funny? If the monsters were the ones that turned on him and considered him a traitor.

"He keeps fucking up our dealings with the men!"
"Yeah, I want a husband. Who cares about some stupid mineral rights?"
"My biological clock is ticking. I'm getting a guy one way or another. If he screws up the next deal, I won't be held responsible for his disappearance!"
"You get him girl!"

Never stand between monstergirls and the dick.

>> No.15898798

>>15898784
Most humans wouldn't fuck them anyways.

>> No.15898803

>>15898777
Never looked at it like that before.

>> No.15898813

>>15898798
Depends on the model and population you use. By KC numbers, you only need about one in every five hundred men on earth to want to fuck a monstergirl for every last monstergirl in KC land to get a husband. Less than that really, because some of them have to be married. Could be as little as one in two thousand. That's easy enough really.

>> No.15898815

>>15898813
But if the majority of humans are against them, life would be extremely hard for them.

>> No.15898816
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15898816

>>15898533
Is this the part were deride each others taste in monster girls?

>> No.15898823

>>15898815
oh I'd give them something extremly hard

>> No.15898824

>>15898815
>>15898798
>>15898813
There are monsters capable of flattening mountain ranges and scorching small nations if they feel like it. Even if 90% of these guys, or even if all but one or two, didn't feel like getting involved, just one or two fighting for the monsters make them nigh untouchable.

>> No.15898825

>>15898816
No, it's the time when we end your false rule at last.

>> No.15898826

>>15898815
No it wouldn't. They got a whole world of their own. Barring an invasion, it's pretty much business as usual for them just with a huge new supply of potential husbands and stuff. If that's not a huge reason for them to party, I don't know what is.

>> No.15898828

>>15898816
>Will o Wisp
Excellent taste

>> No.15898833

>>15898816
How long does it actually take to complete this?

>> No.15898834

>>15898816
>Will of the Wisp
We'll be together forever and all that.

>> No.15898836

>>15898824
They could be break their spirits. That unstoppable dragon would just give up if her husband or daughter were hostage, or that Lilim would go peacefully after a few towns were burned down.

>> No.15898838

>>15898833
took me about thirty minutes, but you can definitely race through it it you focus.

>> No.15898844

>>15898836
>break their spirits
The powerlevel gimmick comes up again. How the hell do you capture the husband or daughter of a lilim-class threat without her noticing?

>> No.15898849

>>15898844
You distract her.

>> No.15898851

What monster girl would gripe to you about 'cumming in her way too much' and making a general sloppy mess?

>> No.15898855

>>15898849
How do you distract a caster of that tier? For all you know she has twenty sets of defensive spells and alarms around hubby and daughteru at all times, where daughteru herself is probably absolutely fucking monstrous.

>> No.15898857

>>15898851
Probably whichever monstergirl I'm cumming in on a regular basis.

>> No.15898858

>>15898851
A cosplaying human.

>> No.15898860

>>15898851
Scylla/Kraken

>> No.15898861

>>15898536
Try a thinner tail with a bigger "paintbrush" tip... or maybe a line of fur hanging down the length of it?
If those horns are some sort of antelope type deal going on, a very short, deer like tuft of a tail may be better aesthetically speaking.
But I'm a big fan of tetra arms, and this qt has 6 so that's a 50% increase in hugging.

Toy around with it some more.

>> No.15898862

>>15898855
Maybe wait for him to go out to the store then stab him to death.

>> No.15898863

>>15898851
The Tsundere ones, of course.

I like to imagine Wisps are Tsun as fuck when its just you two hanging out, which is why they where virgins before death.
That, and the fact they are built for rough insemination, spanking, and general bullying, means Wisps are an excellent contender for cumflating.

>> No.15898864

>>15898836
Interestingly, I thought of their own side doing this in my setting in the same way medieval English did this in 14th century to ensure loyalty. Like a dragon is at the front on campaign, but her husband and young daughter are in the care of the local duchess at her castle.

>> No.15898866

>>15898855
you blow her mind with your weapons grade philosophical insights.

>> No.15898874

>>15898862
Buffing spells exist you know.
>you killed hubby
Now the lilim is just going to flatten your world, not stop.

>>15898866
Like monster girls don't exist?

>> No.15898876

>>15898844
You seduce her daughter, and then she follows you willingly.

>> No.15898879

>>15898876
Wouldn't you just work with them at that point, why would you even be fighting against monsters if you're fucking one?

>> No.15898886

>>15898879
Because i'm a saturday morning cartoon villain, who will take pictures of the lilims daughter in bondage, and send her the pictures to make ridiculous demands.

>> No.15898887

>>15898879
Because it's more fun that way?

>> No.15898892

>>15898887
Wouldn't you just become what amounts to a drooling pile of 'let me slam your ass' if you fucked a half-lilim (is what what you'd call them?)

>>15898886
That's a fat faceless old man though

>> No.15898894

>>15898874
Why would she go against her ideals and bring suffering?

>> No.15898902

>>15898894
Probably because she's in berserker mode or some shit like 'to exist is true suffering let me bring you to nirvana',

>> No.15898905

Would you spank a succubus for being slutty?

>> No.15898909
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>> No.15898913

>>15898909
I stopped at this same one and just sat back for a moment.

>> No.15898916

>>15898905
I might. What's her relationship with me?

>> No.15898920

>>15898892
Hey im not fat or old. Also MGs give birth to full blooded new members, so she's just a Lilim.

>> No.15898921

>>15898902
Or she would just give up after the man she loved died.

>> No.15898923

>>15898909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>> No.15898929

>>15898920
I thought Lilim referred specifically to DL daughters though, which is why I'm slightly confused about them.

>>15898921
50/50 chance, either she stops defending her homeland or she obliterates your world
Are you ready to make the biggest coin flip of your life?

>> No.15898931

you'd have to mind break her to stop that.

>> No.15898935

>>15898905
Would that not just encourage her to be even sluttier?

>> No.15898939
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15898939

>>15898816
>Water Wurm that high

Shameful.

>> No.15898941

>>15898929
Im not sure now. I always figured Lilims just made more Lilims, but maybe they just make succubi.

>> No.15898946

>>15898935
It would encourage her to receive more butt spankings as a means of garnering your attention and physical love.

>> No.15898950

Would youguys ever pity fuck a nerd monstergirl?

>> No.15898954

>>15898929
Better then having her win normally.

>> No.15898955

>>15898950
My waifu may be a nerd anon but I can assure you that there's no pity involved!

>> No.15898956

>>15898954
>Victory or Valhalla
t. Hitler

>> No.15898957

>>15898950
Only if she asked politely

>> No.15898958

>>15898950
If she paid me.

>> No.15898959

Anons, I think I'm starting to like jurougumo. Is this a good development or not?

>> No.15898961

>>15898956
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>> No.15898964
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>>15898950
Only if she's a centaur (white horn specifically) who got tricked by a memecat or something into trying to hit on me with a modified version of the "Horse is Amazing" song.

>> No.15898965

>>15898959
How the hell did that happen?

>> No.15898968

>>15898961
He lost

>> No.15898969
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15898969

>>15898950
I would unironically fuck a nerd monster girl. They are still infinitely better than human girls, and probably share my interests.

Plus because shes a little awkward, she would probably let me do whatever I wanted.

>> No.15898970

>>15898961
Except being too stupid to win the war.

>> No.15898971

>>15898957
What if she cried and begged you instead?

>> No.15898973

>>15898965
Well, it's a long story.

>> No.15898977

>>15898971
As long as she says please somewhere along the way

>> No.15898978

>>15898959
it means you're a flithy masochist slut that wants to get brutally raped by a spiderlady.

>> No.15898979

>>15898939
They certainly deserve that spot more than actual Wurms

>> No.15898980

>>15898950
Only if she's the biggest of nerds, and only so I can get the muscled minotaur captain of the sports ball team to notice.

>> No.15898982

>>15898946
Hell I would give the spankings just for fun.

As long as she counted them out loud, and if she screws up, we start back at the beginning.

>> No.15898984

>>15898969
>they're still infinitely better than human girls
See >>15885652

>>15885645
>>15885668
>>15885708
Nerd gfs are only a meme.

>> No.15898987
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15898987

Why would you even have wings if you can't use them? What is the point?

>> No.15898990

>>15898973
How long? Does it involve tits?

>> No.15898992

>>15898978
Sounds about right.

>> No.15899001

>>15898984
I dont care to find those posts, but nerd gfs are no longer a meme because I say so.

>> No.15899003

You are all sluts.

>> No.15899004

>>15898987
Jubjubs got it figured out. Who needs flying?

>> No.15899005

>>15898990
It's longer than the age of this world, the time passed since the big bang, and even the birth of the elder gods that lurk outside of reality. It would take far too long to detail this epic journey.

>> No.15899007

>>15899001
>not having 4chanx IN THE C U R R E N T Y E A R

>> No.15899015

>>15899005
Still not as long as my magnum dong, so spill the beans, Jeans.

>> No.15899018

>>15898992
But she'll be rough.

>> No.15899024

>>15899015
See >>15898978 for the abridged version.
>>15899018
What's your point?

>> No.15899027
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>>15899007
>caring

>> No.15899031

>>15899027
>I'll have you dear.png

>> No.15899035

>>15898950
I'd probably be the pity fuck between the two of us

>> No.15899037

>>15899027
I really hope they can just leave those cages in the garage, and go on dates in town like that.

>> No.15899041

>>15898950
Only if she's cute.

>> No.15899046

>>15898969
meh I like wil o wisp when she looks like tomoko

>> No.15899052
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15899052

You guys should add the bottom of your list for fun too. Though I think it fucked up a bit. I know the siths and a few other things should be lower. I think it takes Tie as an exclusively positive value instead of saying they're both equally bad.

>> No.15899069
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15899069

>>15899046
Barbs Wisp is pretty cute, but I'm inclined to agree with you.

She is better with that maddened look in her baggy eyes, and wicked smile.

>> No.15899070

What artists are good to commission for a quick sketch instead of a high priced, detailed comm?

>> No.15899074
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>>15898533
Gremlin would be #1 if she was on the list. Always suspected I was a lolicon but I was never truly sure.

>> No.15899078

>>15899052
I would, but mine was quite literally a fifty way tie.
>Demon
>Kiki
We share a few interests.

>> No.15899079
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15899079

>>15899074

>> No.15899081

>>15899052
>humpty egg
Every time

>> No.15899088

>>15899074
>Devil
>Wendigo
>Kiki
>Titania
>SlimeCarrier
Good list

>> No.15899093

>>15899069
Never noticed how curvy the Wisp is. Those hips are criminal, and she's a tiny girl.

>> No.15899107

>>15899069
Is Will o Wisp nopan?

>> No.15899127

>>15899107
All the undead are nopan, even the wight if you look closely.

>> No.15899130

>>15899127
Thats crazy. Can't believe I never noticed that before.

>> No.15899146

>>15899130
Anon there's very few monster girls that are actually wearing panties in their profile picture, monster girls are lewd.

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15899162

>>15899146
I mean, a lot of them have like a bikini bottom or something similar, but undead are straight up asking for it.

I want to flip up a haughty vampires skirt, and tell her how lewd she is for not wearing panties.

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15899177

Somehow I'm not even remotely surprised.

>> No.15899188
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15899188

Remember, Winter is danger time along with Summer.

And Spring...probably Fall too.

>> No.15899201

>>15899177
>Shoggoth in first
>Literally the only thing in our lists that we share

Dont even care, you have excellent taste.

>> No.15899202

>>15899188
I want to impregnate a CC wendigo.

>> No.15899203

Sometimes it feels like the Mummy is the most forgotten monster.

>> No.15899205
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>>15899201

>> No.15899211
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>>15899203
Not even close. Pharoah is popular as fuck, and she's a type of mummy.

This girl though

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15899216

>>15899205
not bad

>> No.15899220

>>15899216
I have a disease. It's called "Ara Araarararararrividerci

>> No.15899221
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>>15899202
She'll go from awawa to ararara

>> No.15899223
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15899223

>>15899216
>>15899205
Whoops wrong pic

>> No.15899230

>>15899223
>one of these things is not like the other~

>> No.15899236

>>15899230
Haha you always need one, flat chested, non-blue girl in your life.

>> No.15899248

>>15899211
That's because she's not even a Djinn, she's a shitty cosplayer.

>> No.15899262

>Half of /mgg/ is totally dedicated to their one idealized monster girl
>Other half wants to impregnate them all to make sure other monster girls aren't left out and lonely

Well, /mgg/, which is it? Are you sluts or boring?

>> No.15899268

>>15899262
Can I be a boring slut?

>> No.15899269

>>15899262
I'm boring as fuck.

>> No.15899271

>>15899248
I would be cautious about saying that to her face. She has immense hidden power.

>> No.15899275

>>15899221
I'd pump her so full of daughterus, you don't even know.

>> No.15899280

>>15899262
>"oh wow /mgg/ is being X teehee!"
Fuck off with that already.

>> No.15899285

>>15899262
I dont want to impregnate them all.

Just all the chaos girls, all the slimes, and most of the undead. And a few standard monsters.

>> No.15899288

>>15895895
rip gene wilder.
we need some writefaggotry.
buncha guys get tickets to wonderland to win some prize, get picked off one by one after not listening to their entrepreneur guide, last guy wins a big ol' mansion and plot of land (and the mad hatter living in it.) Oompa Loompas are merely jubjub / kiki.

>> No.15899291

>>15899288
Uh Wonderland and Willy Wonka are not affiliated with each other.

>> No.15899295

I just want to listen to The Ocean with a flow kelp.

>> No.15899296
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>>15898533
What a list

>> No.15899302

>>15899291
Not a problem when you've read neither.

>> No.15899304

>>15899291
Oh I'm well aware, but just seeing that image got me thinking about 'em passing.

>> No.15899312

>>15899291
Read the damn quote in the post. Ode was used in the film.

>> No.15899319

>>15899262
I guess I'm what you consider 'boring' then.

>> No.15899322

>>15899291
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wonderland

>> No.15899323

>>15899302
Yeah roger that
>>15899304
Fair enough
>>15899312
I will do whatever it takes to ensure that Oompa Loompas, even conceptually, never leave that factory.

>> No.15899326

>>15899262
Apparently I'm boring.

>> No.15899329

>>15899296
>Dat list
Wanna know how I know you're the guy that memes about Scylla ass?

>> No.15899330

I want a Wurm. I want a big fucking Wurm that is a giant fucking cuddlebug. Every day, I want to have lots of sex with my Wurm and every time after I want to use her big soft torso as my bed and sometimes use her giant ass tits as a pillow as we just enjoy being in contact with each other and do nothing. Every night I want to cook an amazing meal for us because I fucking love cooking and then have more sex well into the night. I want to have a fucking Wurm daughter some day and take great pride in seeing her grow up into a fine young woman and finally find a young man for her to be a big fucking cuddlebug for.

>> No.15899331

>>15899262
You're pretty slow if you can't tell that folks on a Chinese cartoon image-board might lie or change their opinion depending on the topic at hand. I certainly have my favorites, but I'll join in on a conversation if its cute.

>> No.15899335 [SPOILER] 
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>>15899268
>>15899269

>>15891534
>>15891541

>> No.15899336

>>15899262
Just call me Monogamous Maximus because I can't stand faggots that can't choose.

>> No.15899342

>>15899335
Good stuff.

>> No.15899348

>>15899335
Playing possum is a legitimate tactic. Some animals lose all interest in the hunt if their target seems sick or otherwise unhealthy, because it would only be bad to eat. Heck, some things won't go after anything that doesn't give them a chase or otherwise fight back. It's instinct, and I'd figure some monstergirls might be the same way.

>> No.15899349

>>15898598
Ask her how many kids she wants.

>> No.15899351

>>15899335
>censored spot that big
how fluttering

>> No.15899353

>>15899348
Besides, it's not like struggling is going to make any difference other than wasting your time and energy.

>> No.15899355

>>15899335
Please tell me he's at least hard I feel like killing myself if he's like a foot long while flaccid

>> No.15899356

>>15899329
I don't know who you're talking about but that person seems like someone I'd talk about Scyllas with

>> No.15899357

>>15899262
I'm not boring, I platonically love some of the other girls too.

>> No.15899360

>>15899348
>some monstergirls might be the same way.
>Cornered by a gang of audibly dripping manticores
>Sigh
>Remove pants
>Lay down and start counting bricks out loud
>Suddenly they are drier than the sahara and walk away grumbling

>A demon has tricked you into a position where you have to sign a contract
>Pull out the special pen you had prepared just for this occassion
>The situation rights itself and she vanishes in a puff of black smoke, cheeks puffed out

Ghandi would be proud. Which reminds me, I now want to see an MG attempting to rape Ghandi, maybe a young Dali Lama.

>> No.15899361

>>15899360
Interesting fact, Ghandi got loads of pussy.

>> No.15899366

Monstergirls keep saying no man is "un-husbandoable", but is there a single one of them who can save SCP-182?

>> No.15899370

>>15899366
Those monstergirls clearly haven't met me.

>> No.15899377

>>15899360
Manticores are sadistic and love the reaction enough to maintain the rumor of them being maneaters, so I can see that happening. However they also always have rape venom on them, so it would be very difficult to pull off.

Didn't really get the pen part senpai, sorry. All I could guess was it being some kinda suicide epipen.

Pretty sure there is a journey to the west manga about that.

>> No.15899381

>>15899366
>Can't say that no monster will ever husbando me because one already did

It's a nice feeling.

>> No.15899384

>>15899377
I think he's referring to a pen with invisible ink.

>> No.15899387

>>15899377
>they also always have rape venom on them, so it would be very difficult to pull off.
You could make them lose interest before they get to the spine shooting though. If they really lose interest they wouldn't even bother with spines.

>Didn't really get the pen part senpai, sorry.
They're demons. Their thing is making men sign contracts to give up their souls and you're ready and willing to the extent you already had a pen (ignore the possibility of a blood contract) prepared. It's in the same vein as the manticore bit. I almost used a tanuki, but then decided not to.

>> No.15899388

>>15899384
>>15899377
He's basically saying the demon is now in a position to make you sign a contract you really should not want to sign and you're okay with it, ruining the fun.

>> No.15899400

>>15899366
>that spoiler
I assume you're referring to the original one? Current revision of SCP-182 states he's a middle-aged man with severe scarring who is both deaf and mute and hijacks their senses.

>> No.15899406

>>15899400
Current revision, original seems to have an okay life. The older man version can't even get a good night's sleep.

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>>15899355

>> No.15899417

>>15899414
She is going to rape herself on that thing

>> No.15899419

>>15899414
Jesus Christ, it's like a pool noodle. I bet he has splash fights with it.

>> No.15899420

>>15899414
Can she even get on that

>> No.15899421

>>15899417
Not before spends a good deal of time worshiping it.

>> No.15899427

>>15899262
I'm neither.

>> No.15899433

>>15899420
STRETCHY SUCCUBI

Seriously though, it's a good thing MG have resilient bodies, the levels of womb punching that thing would do would make a human woman cry. And not tears of joy.

>> No.15899435

A demon, a kunoichi and a lilim walked into a bar
I forget the rest of the joke but somebody got raped

>> No.15899444

>>15899420
Fairies aren't the only monsters capable of stretching.

>> No.15899448

>>15899433
It's literally as long as her torso, it'd simply outright kill a normal woman.

>> No.15899456

>>15899435
Kunoichi are nothing special!

>> No.15899459

>>15898851
An alp

>> No.15899463

>>15899421
Great, now I'm imagining her nuzzling it while squeezing it between her tits.
Thanks for the boner anon.

>> No.15899467

You think getting called a lesbian would be a serious insult to a monstergirl? That seems like it would be a thing

>> No.15899469

>>15899448
It's a dick, not a spear. It won't pierce through her so unless the bleeding from her cervix being forced open kills her or we're talking about infections from said forcing, it would just be excruciatingly painful.

I want to see a fairy attempt to take it.

>> No.15899475

>>15899467
Shrugging Satyrii.gif

>> No.15899478

>>15899469
I feel like she would have to take a size potion or something for the attempt to be successful.

>> No.15899487

>>15899467
I think most monstergirls playfully swing both ways for the sake of sexual diversity with their husbands.

Threesomes are boring as shit if the girls aren't also into each other.

>> No.15899491

>>15899448
>>15899420
Are you faggots literally so dumb that you forgot what depth perception is?

>> No.15899493

>>15899456
>MG bar
>kunoichi trying to find a seat
>considered to boring to sit with the demns and lilims
>considered too unique to sit with the vanilla succubi
>She smiply stands stands. a single tear is the only show of emotion

>> No.15899496

>>15899467
Probably unless you meant it as 'bisexual' which I doubt they'd take offense to. Being a lesbian is simply antithetical to their existence.

>> No.15899498

Good night anons, take care and don't burn downthe thread.

Instead, remember to be careful around dwarves, they're quite stubborn and wronging one may result in them putting a grudge on you That will only end in monetary repayment or marriage.

>> No.15899503

>>15899493
I'd sit next to her.

>> No.15899510

>>15899493
What if the bar has a reject table for "middle ground" monsters like werewolves and mandragoras?

>> No.15899515

>>15899414
Please continue. Chubby succubus deserves to get impaled on a monster after everything she's gone through.

>> No.15899517

>>15899487
Nah. I think it's shit if they aren't both focusing their attention on the guy. All you have to do is flip the genders around for comparison anyway and see how terrible it is when MMF guys are kissing or giving reacharounds.

I think a lot of someone finding bisexual women hot is finding lesbians hot in the first place. If you don't find lesbians hot then MFF with girls messing with each other instead of competing for attention from the man really doesn't add anything good.

>> No.15899519

>>15899467
Anything geared towards being unable to please men would be a insult

>> No.15899525

>>15899493
>Silent crying kunoichi
I didn't thing it would get me to feel, but it did

>> No.15899528

>>15899519
In that sense would calling a MG a 'harlot' be an insult? It implies she's rather good at pleasing men or at least somewhat desirable but also implies that nobody would ever want her as a waifu.

>> No.15899529

>>15899463
I need succubus doing cute-lewd stuff to a big dick now. Preferably with heart pupils and occasional muttering of how much she wants to get reamed.

>> No.15899530

>>15899493
>Invite her to sit on your lap

>> No.15899532

>>15899517
Well you're entitled to your opinion, but I think there is a clear difference between a standard and devils threesome.

>> No.15899540

>>15899532
First of all, it's devils triangle. Second of all the difference is in the perspective. Women fantasize about that crap all the time, just like guys do the other way around. The bi crap is just as bad either way.

>> No.15899551

>>15899530
Are you ready to heal that Kunoichi, anon?

Will you tell her that you love her despite her scars from various missions?

>> No.15899552

>>15899540
First of all, you're dumb. Its called many things depending on where you live.

Second of all, Im done talking and just wanted to correct you about your rigid "It must be called this" ideals, because as annoying as you find me now, is how annoying your post came off as to me.

>> No.15899558

>>15899529
Cute-lewd stuff is the best.

>> No.15899559

>>15899551
I don't know about love, Anon. Just inviting a poor thing to sit down and have a chat, maybe be offer a shoulder she can cry on.

>> No.15899567

>>15899559
Would you really do that to her? Giving her the affection she's been desperately craving for so long only to take it away from her?

What a heartless man you are.

>> No.15899571

>>15899567
Different anon, but relationships aren't built in a day man.

>> No.15899577

>>15899552
When you live in the US, devil's triangle is the right term. Regardless, nothing changes the fact that you have to think lesbians are hot to think women molesting women in a threesome is hotter than two women fighting over your dick.

Nice thing is, I don't have to worry about some butthurt response to this, what with you being done talking and all.

>> No.15899579

>>15899571
They are to monster girls.

>> No.15899588

>>15899567
It's not like that. First you need to make her throw everything away, then you help her pick up the useful things and have her build up something even better. Plus, she is getting out of there with a paper with a phone number on it.

>> No.15899598

>>15899551
As much as I'd agree with the other anons about taking relationships slowly, I don't think a Kunoichi is one to just let me go.
I'd try to build it up as much as I can within the night, at least before I'd have to head home. The obvious goal is to get her interested enough to stalk me home, since outright asking her would be a little weird to me.
Also, there's something about Kunoichi that is just so appealing.

>> No.15899599

>>15899588
>She dials the number the next day.
>Gets the answering machine and gets sad.
>Goes to see if it was all a lie
>Looks in his window and sees he's asleep.
>Can't help but crawl in bed with him and cuddle.
That ninja girl needs the dick bad.

>> No.15899602

>>15899519
Also infertility. Those insults would be interesting to hear.

>> No.15899611

>>15899599
>Wake up
>Lonely kunoichi has made herself my personal daki
And I'll just bet she positioned herself so that big ninja butt is firmly pressed against my crotch.

>> No.15899619

>>15899602
Well I imagine calling an MG barren was about as bad as it used to be back in >old times.

>> No.15899621

>>15899599
>Ask her what is she doing there
>"You didn't answer your phone, so I came to check."
>What? It's 4 AM
>She just blushes a bit and jumps out of the window

Shy ninjas

>> No.15899631
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15899631

In your hands you hold a kitsune-bi. You may find and attach it to any arcetype of human grill you so choose, provided you can get close enough to touch them and initiate the possession. Which type do you choose? Will you use it?

>> No.15899633
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All this kunoichi love
Today is a good morning

>> No.15899635

>>15899631
She actually got art?

>> No.15899637

>>15899635
That's one of two pieces on the wikia. So technically, but not really.

>> No.15899639

>>15899631
Tsundere oujo type.

Would love to watch her become a slave to lust.

>> No.15899641

>>15899611
If you look carefully, you can see she's smiling under her mask.

>>15899621
Shy ninjas are cute ninjas.

>> No.15899643

>>15899633
But it's 1 AM, Anon.

>> No.15899649

>>15899643
Its literally 8pm

>> No.15899652

>>15899631
I put her in front of my eye so it looks like it's burning. Then I strike a pose and become a super hero with a demon eye.

>> No.15899653

>>15899643
Its almost 5 where I am
I forgot to say happy london morning

>> No.15899655

>>15899653
Go back to sleep beast

>> No.15899659

>>15899652
You are going to accidentally make her possess the chuuni girl that starts following you around. I hope you're prepared for the things she'd do with ectoplasmic fluffy tails.

>> No.15899662

>>15899655
Dont be like that, half you fuckers are asleep at noon due to time differences. let me talk about demon ninjas in peace

>> No.15899663

>>15899659
Could it be that she holds a lengedary demon in those fluffy tails?

>> No.15899666

>>15899662
There is a sexy ninja behind you right now

>> No.15899668

>>15899666
Don't you try to ruse me Satan, there's just a wall behind me.

>> No.15899670

>>15899663
What your mortal eyes see before you are the nine tails of the nine Hounds of Barbados!
>You mean Thanatos?
No, you FOOOOL! Those are the nine tails of the nine Hounds of Barbados! By her grace you are allowed to witness the fluff so truly odious that but one man on this miserable world can touch them! Fall to your knees and weep!

I need this girl to meet Gundham Tanaka so bad right now.

>> No.15899675

Brazilian Kunoichi?

>> No.15899676

>>15899675
Good eye and goodnight.

>> No.15899677

>>15899631
The 3DPD types.

>> No.15899682
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>>15899675
Bunda blessed brown hue ninjas?

>> No.15899683

>>15899682
Big Brown Butts!

>> No.15899686

>>15899631
Some inanimate object, as a joke. No way this could backfire.

>> No.15899691

>>15897984
>Someone said they would read my shit stories and give some tips to improve, but I haven't seen him or his response at all.

That might be me, I was (and still am) on a quest to review every story that comes out

I reviewed about a dozen stories before life caught up to me, but I'm learning to manage my time properly and I should have the time to do it again now

By the way, more writefags should have a way to contact them directly
Mentioning them in a post and hoping they notice it feels kind of bad

>> No.15899698

>>15899666
Thats a lie, if she was behind me id get a kunai stab for every time i did something she didnt like

>> No.15899700

>>15899682
Give her 10 years and that pudgy belly will turn into honed muscle, She'll grow to 7ft and each tit will be large as her head. I wonder if you could call getting involved with her now an investment

>> No.15899701

>>15899698
She is so stealthy that you can't even feel it.

>> No.15899702

>>15899691
>By the way, more writefags should have a way to contact them directly
Pastebin has a message system

>> No.15899714

>>15899702
You need to pay to use it ($3 a month)

>> No.15899715

>>15899714
What, seriously? Never knew that.

>> No.15899738
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You wouldn't release an ancient evil, would you Anon?

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15899739

>>15899631
Have her possess a stage 1 alp and turn the resulting transformation into a baby factory.

>> No.15899747
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>>15899262
Boring, I only have room in my heart for one, but I love a lot of the girls like sister inlaws because i consider all of the serious waifufags my brothers.

We all fight the same fight, even the ones without the means to show off their autism as much as i've been able to.

>> No.15899752

>>15899738
I want to release that ancient evil and make her my wife!

>> No.15899754

>>15899738
I would give her release with my tongue to gauge her out.

>> No.15899755

>>15899262
I want to have sex with every girl in MGE at least once. Then make a book about it.

Gotta fuck 'em all!

>> No.15899758

>>15899752
If you release her, the color-coded Power Paladins will show up to stop her from taking over the world.

>> No.15899764

>>15899758
>finally, after 10,000 years, I'm free!

>> No.15899768

>>15899747
>love a lot of the girls like sister inlaws because i consider all of the serious waifufags my brothers.

Never thought of it this way, so that's why there is so many art of Gazer/Wock/Miia together

How much time do you spend each day with your waifu? I want to compare to see if I'm as dedicated as I think I am

>> No.15899769

>>15899758
Then the only good option would to tell them you can handle her and mating press the evil out of her.

>> No.15899772

>>15899738
>Wow, she looks really uncomfortable, and/or I have no idea what the characters on those tags mean. I'm sure removing them won't do anything!
You think the ancient evil would have mercy on me, the poor, terrified guy who was too naive to know what was behind those seals?

>> No.15899773

>>15899758
Then I'll build my own team, with the reverse colors or some shit.

>> No.15899774

>>15899758
They'll be surprised to find her living a cute domestic life with me, all ambitions of conquest forgotten.

>> No.15899782

LLLuu here. Finished up the little horror one shot I was working on. Fair warning, it's on the mindbreak side.
Tags: Kikimora, Shoggoth, Mindbreak, Lewd, Horror
http://pastebin.com/PxFB2uuC

Update to Big City Beat soon, going to be a lot longer than usual.

>> No.15899784

>>15899774
And then something horrible happens to you.

>> No.15899786

>>15899782
Expecting Big City Beat. Not so sure about mindbreak, but on the other hand, maids.

>> No.15899791

>>15899782
>>15899786
Fuck, I forgot to add Yandere

>> No.15899805

>>15899773
>with the reverse colors or some shit.
>MG power rangers
>Yellow and pink are the cutest little shotas
I don't even remember how the other colors worked anymore.

>> No.15899814

>>15899782
>meidos
>horror, yandere, and mindbreak

conflicted, but i'll read it.

>> No.15899818
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>>15899768
>so that's why there is so many art of Gazer/Wock/Miia together
Partially that, partially because i got lucky and met them all in unrelated IRCs, and partially because Wockfag is extremely generous and commissions a buttload of group pictures


>How much time do you spend each day with your waifu? I want to compare to see if I'm as dedicated as I think I am

Well, I sleep all night with my dakis, so i go to bed thinking about her.

When I'm driving I always have her little charm thing to look at.

And usually when I'm day dreaming at work during my breaks, It's usually about her.

I usually check on commission updates before i go to sleep, or when i wake up, since the people I commission usually only update in the times I'm sleeping.

And i have her kind of all over my computer, a folder full of backgrounds i made on rotation, a custom theme i made for firefox, backrounds of Miia in all the imageboards i browse, yada yada.

that's the main stuff i guess, i also talk about her a lot, and try to color pictures, and commission them of course when i get good ideas

>> No.15899823
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15899823

A Wurm has discovered High Art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA

>> No.15899828

>>15899782
>tags
Since when was that a thing we did?

>> No.15899830

>>15899828
>we
Not everyone does it, but it has been a thing for well over a year. Or two, maybe?

>> No.15899831

>>15899828
I'm not sure, I remember about a year ago people asking for tags and stuff, so I just put it on there so people know what they're reading.

>> No.15899832

>>15899758
I bet they get destroyed by her, but then they realize her weakness for sake and use it to subdue her in a giant vat of the stuff.

>> No.15899834

>>15899784
More like I get kidnapped by another villain and my waifu ends up saving the world.

>> No.15899839

>>15899830
>>15899831
Doesn't it kind of only harm your shit? People enter or ignore your stuff entirely based on preconceived notions rather than just reading the thing and finding out if they like it or not.

>> No.15899840

>>15899839
Stories that have horrifying things in them need tags so people can avoid them. That's the whole point. I appreciate it.

>> No.15899842

>>15899839
I mean I might get less traffic, but if it helps to stop shitstorms that fuck up the thread I'm fine with that. I'm not sure how much you can preconceive on 5 words either.

>> No.15899841

>>15899839
Other way around, people tend to just flat out not even open it if you don't give some sort of description.

>> No.15899847

>>15899818
You're living the life, keep it up

>I sleep all night with my dakis, so i go to bed thinking about her.
Sleeping with your waifu is the best especially when it leads to a dream with her in it

You should eat with her too, it makes meals last longer but it's such a comfy time

Thanks for the reply I thought I was the single most dedicated waifufag but I guess we're all on the same boat

>> No.15899856

>>15899841
You can give a description without tagging though. What about spoilers? What if it isn't entirely obvious what's going to happen, but you have tagged exactly what the scene is going to be about anyway?

I dunno, just curious. I mean I never read anything, finished it and thought "Man I wish these had tags"

>> No.15899857
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15899857

So what is the male equivalent of the chainmail bikini?

>> No.15899861

>>15899857
A single cod piece hanging loosely by the hips

>> No.15899863

>>15899856
Nah but like, for example.
If you hated scat but it had scat, I bet you wish you were told beforehand. Or more applicably, if you're a shoggothfag you're not just going to open every single pastebin for the most part, but if someone says 'this is a shoggy story' then you probably will.

>> No.15899865

>>15899847
Who's your waifu anon?

>> No.15899870

http://i.imgur.com/o58S8Q2.gifv

The Stump claims another victim

>> No.15899874

>>15899863
I would agree on, say, exHentai, but I thought the whole point of the vitriol in this place as to ensure that scat and equivalent fetishes wouldn't be posted here, so the point is moot, no? As for your second point, yeah but a short synopsis that gives nothing away other than the fact that there's a shog does the same thing.

It's probably just me, and it's probably because I associaty tags with trigger warnings in a way.

>> No.15899877

>>15899870
>No! NO IT'S MINE!

>> No.15899878

>>15899874
I'm not being as faggy as to include trigger warnings, and more often than not I do throw up a synopsis but as this is just a short horror one shot I can't really do that without spoiling it.

>> No.15899884

>>15899878
Fair 'nuff.

>> No.15899887
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15899887

I want to tape a bullet vibe to a Ryu's reverse scale. I will bring fertile rainfalls through the power of dicking!

>> No.15899889

>>15899874
Yeah I usually just associate tags with like, bullet points of what this story has. Like if I wrote some shit-tier crossover fanfiction I might write
>Esdese
>Luka
>Suu
>MFF
>reverse rape
>femdom
>S&M
>nursing
Or some shit, so it serves both as a 'trigger warning' and as an advertisement of what I'm writing about so anyone who's interested will actually give it a chance mostly warning because I literally cannot think of a single way an Esdese / Suu / Luka fic can turn out well besides maybe Esdese freezing Suu for shits and giggles

>> No.15899891

>>15899857
Plated banana hammock.

>> No.15899896

>>15899887
You can bring them rain, but you can't make them stop chopping each other up with machetes long enough for them to actually work the fields.
>>15899889
>Esdese, Suu and Luka in one fanfic
I don't even.

>> No.15899902

>>15899896
I just thought of three characters off the top of my head one male one human female one MG. It turned out about as well as you'd expect from picking random characters.

>> No.15899907

>>15899889
Suu battle gear who has anti-freeze in her goo helps luka fight Esdese who got isekai'd into Luka's universe as an ice dragon. Suu's anti-freeze properties protets luka in a stuif of armor as they fight and with a heroic push, he beats Esdee down. Esdese, never having lost a fight, gets inordinately wet at the cute but powerful young boy with a winning smile and practically spreads her legs for the alpha male. Suu then proceeds to detach herself from luka and assists them in fucking, wrappign about them both and forcing their hips together, while molesting the everliving shit out of esdese and tentacle fucking her ass while luka takes her pussy with his dick and her mouth with his lips.

The end.

>> No.15899910

>>15899907
Esdese is the Uchiha Madara of AgK so far so I imagine Suu dies instantly. Luka wins against her because unlike everyone else she doesn't realize this kid has a hair trigger penis and showing her tits is probably enough to make him Critical Ecstasy.

>> No.15899912

>>15899857
Something akin to the He man outfit

>>15899865
Mindflayer

>>15899887
This is how you make a Ryu act like a Wurm

>> No.15899916

>>15898598eply
damn that's nice
don't go anywhere barb, we love ya here

>> No.15899917

>>15899910
>Suu dies instantly
How? She has anti-freeze hentai plot armor.

>> No.15899920

>>15899874
You know, as far as spoilers go there's no difference between a synopsis and tags. To get the same information across you're going to give something up either way unless you're using only general things you think people will like. You can think of it as greentext versus prose really; the same message accomplished in different ways, one bullet point format, the other spelled out.

Either one makes it easier for readers to avoid things they might not like and find things they might. It seems a simple matter of preference to me.

>> No.15899924

>>15898598
Drop the towel I'm wearing and lower her down onto the bed while groping her vulnerable body and making fun of her tiny wings.

>> No.15899926
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>>15899912
True, but a rape train that brings needed water is better than a rape train that just levels the neighborhood. Besides, Ryus get bonus points for hiding the lewd behind that caring facade (and for not being a mental 12 year old). Nothing gets my dick harder than watching a motherly, serene figure shatter into unbridled lust.

>> No.15899928

>>15899910
Anon, Suu is FUCKING INVINCIBLE.

>> No.15899929

>>15899917
Because AgK is edgy shit that kills characters for no reason.

>> No.15899933

>>15899917
>>15899928
Reminder that Esdese can Za Warudo.

>> No.15899935

>>15899928
Yes and Esdese learned to cast silent time stops as a spell-like ability once a day and start a FUCKING ICE AGE in the new chapter, your point? Her power just keeps skyrocketing, hell even now she looks relaxed so it'll be something like NOW I'M ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY TRYING HAHA EVERYONE DIES

>> No.15899936

>>15899926
>True, but a rape train that brings needed water is better than a rape train that just levels the neighborhood.
Until the water-bringing rape train floods the whole city or causes mudslides/avalanches. A ryuu that out of control could be potentially catastrophic. This is why you have to use egg vibrators responsibly.

>> No.15899940

>>15899935
Now anon don't you go citing the newest chapters at me, I stopped reading it when the faggot MC chose whatsherface over the clearly superior Esdese.

>> No.15899942

>>15899929
Hentai plot armor consistently Trumps mary sue powers. It is an inviolable law

>> No.15899947

>>15899940
Lubbo died after getting one of his balls crushed while the faggot MC had bitches all over him and the Captain forgot about him in literally half a chapter so yeah.

>> No.15899950

>>15899782
All right, before I give you my review, let me preface this by saying I waifu a Shog, I want to explore the bounds of madness, I want to screw a Shog so hard she cant hold a stable form, I'm easily impressed, and I have no credibility to review anything.

I liked this story a lot. It was concise in pacing, although the beginning in particular felt rushed. The descriptions where matter-of-fact, which sort of dumb things down in my perspective.

Maries personality was delightful, but the MCs freak-outs were a little overboard. He seemed to go from zero to fifty right at the beginning, instead of accelerating over time.

The imagery at the end was nice. Exactly what I would expect a glimpse into infinity would feel like.

8/10 imo. I like yandere Shogs

>> No.15899952

>>15899942
Suu isn't from a hentai though. Checkmate.

>> No.15899953

>>15899952
No, but the entire scenario takes place in a hentai. And we all know that there are two things a woman can never defeat. Dicks, and tentacles. Suu-armored luka has both

>> No.15899959

>>15899953
Did we ever say it's taking place in MGQ land

>> No.15899967

>>15899959
Yes

>> No.15899968

>>15899967
Shied

>> No.15899969

>>15899950
Thank you for the thoughts anon. After re-reading it I do think that the beginning felt rushed, I attribute that to it taking me time to hit my stride in this one, I'll see if I can fix that in my next piece.

Glad you enjoyed it.

>> No.15899975

>>15899968
I mean even if i didn't specifically say
>Esdese who got isekai'd into Luka's universe as an ice dragon.
The fact that there's graphic sex at all makes it a hentai

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>>15899975
What ifyou're playing on Hell difficulty

>> No.15899992

>>15899977
What?

>> No.15899997

>>15899992
Hell Difficulty in MGQ is actually unwinnable for a lot of monsters and I assume Esdese is one of those

>> No.15900005

>>15899997
That sounds stupid. How are you supposed to progress through the game if you can't pass the first monster? In that case I guess she za warudo's and rapes him while frozen in time

>> No.15900012

>>15900005
Hell Difficulty is only a thing in the Monsterpedia replays for that reason, you can't actually play in it.
And would Esdese even fall for Luka? I mean I get she has the whole /ss/ gimmick going on but

>> No.15900015

>>15899070
Most drawfags offer a quick sketch option.

The google doc list is by no means comprehensive but it's a good starting point https://monstergirlcollection.com/artwork/

>> No.15900017

>>15899977
That Shog needs to stop hiding behind that corner, and come address her mastah properly.

>> No.15900019

>>15900012
He's a cute young lad with combat skills. She'd be all over dat.

>> No.15900022

>>15900019
Does she like them THAT young

>> No.15900024

>>15900022
Would it surprise you if she did?

>> No.15900029

>>15900024
it'd make me feel sad
I really like Esdese

>> No.15900033

>>15899977
>>15900017
>Shy shog can't address her master, can only stare lovingly at him from a ditance
>mastah colludes with a kunoichi to create a distraction, a perfect double of him
>He pops it in the lounge room
>Shy shog predictably stares at the double lovingly as it stands there
>Mastah sneaks up on the shog
>Hugs her from behind

>> No.15900035

>>15900029
But she's not real. You will never be hers.

>> No.15900042

>>15900033
>Shog yelps and flips inside out, before sinking through the cracks in the floorboards.

Daaaawwww

>> No.15900047
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>>15900035
Yeah well
She should end up with someone who's not a complete fucking faggot like Luka or Tatsumi.
Like look at this ass trying to reject her. Really?

>>15900033
>Mastah sneaks up on the shog
Can you even sneak up on shogs

>> No.15900055

>>15900047
As long as they don't have eyes on the back of their head.

Which they actually might not, wanting to focus 100% of their occular capacity on gazing at their master.

>> No.15900059

>>15900033
I'd rather collude with her Kikimora rival to get the Shog in bed so I can tell her I feel the same way.

>> No.15900066

>>15900055
Don't slimes usually have Blindsight or is it just the cubes
Speaking of which jelly cube girl when

>> No.15900075

>>15900066
Well DnD slimes do, but MGE slimes would be sneak-up-uponable for cute scenarios.

>> No.15900080

>>15900075
>>15900066
Are slimes in DnD even sentient or do they act like Ameobas with generic set responses to stimuli?

>> No.15900087

>>15900080
They have the (mindless) quality, and are purely instinctual like insects.

There are exceptions. I think the Grey Slime has an Intelligence score and can cast a few spells even.

Shoggoths are also intelligent I believe.

>> No.15900098

>>15897103
>anorexia Komodo
Looks like her porno career isn't putting enough food on the table!

>> No.15900106

>>15900087
Oh no
My dreams of a cute slime (not slime girl) companion bouncing up and down and communicating through message or something is dead

>> No.15900115

>>15900106
Well I wouldn't say that. There is a class for DnD3.5 called Oozemaster that gets slimes for pets that function as if they didn't possess the Mindless quality. You can communicate with them empathatically, sharing emotion and sensation.

In Pathfinder, the Alchemist has a similar system that lets you "bottle ooze" and have slime minions.

There is also a Druid subclass called Vermin Master, which specializes in training (mindless) creatures, and with a little DM fiat, can handle slimes.

>> No.15900117

>>15899782
He could of been more trusting and friendly to his loving maid.

>> No.15900123

>>15900115
That's cute
I always loved little minions even if they don't fight.

>> No.15900148

>>15900123
Oh I just now remembered that there is a very small slime familiar for Wizards also, which can communicate with you telepathically and grows more intelligent the stronger you become.

Its useless in combat, but good for subterfuge, and Wizard class isn't a bad way to go in the first place.

>> No.15900150

>>15900117
I dunno anon, that maid was creepy

>> No.15900154

>>15900148
>there is a very small slime familiar for Wizards also
YES

>> No.15900158

>>15899782
Pretty good
Agree with that other anon mostly, your beginning feels like the end of the badly paced LN adaption.

>> No.15900167

Did another chapter. This one is essentially one more day in the life of the Paladin - a part of the structure of the story that's now fading away into the background. From here on out, more of it will be resolving many of the questions of things that are going on.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Next up: more Hellhound.

>> No.15900169

>>15900098
Not much difference between an exhibitionist and a whore. She could always just sell herself, the guys at her school would have readily gangbanged her as her younger brother watched if they saw her outside of her huge top

>> No.15900171

>>15900150
But she loved him.

>> No.15900186

>>15900158
Glad you enjoyed most of it, I'll make sure anything else I do doesn't have that issue. Thanks for the read anon.

>> No.15900188

>>15896889
I think that makes you a Certified Forensic Expert on autism. How much to you charge for expert witness testimony at civil trials?

Honestly never would have looked at the HLF crap if not for the censorship shitstorm.

Our autism must be rubbing off on ol KC

>> No.15900190

>>15900117
I agree. She was trying so hard, and yet went unappreciated.

SHE WANTED TO HEAR THAT HE LIKED THE FOOD

>> No.15900193

>>15900190
I think she wanted him to like the cutlery
>>15900171
She loved him too hard, he was scared

>> No.15900199

>Live in a Dark elf city as a slave to your mistress
>Not the hugbox kind of slave either
>Routinely weather her lashings and the beatings from other dark elves as you plot behind the scenes, all her other slaves dropping off one by one, either fleeing or just... vanishing
>Wait until you are her last remaining slave, and serve her seflessly until she can sleep as soundly as a log in your servile care
>Start spreading rumors of her failing health, ensuring that as little of the word gets back to her
>Then finally, as she sleeps, bind her spread-eagled to her bed with leather and chains she could never hope to break free from
>Stuff some aphrodisiac-laced rags in her mouth and rape her for a full day and night without stopping, her muffled scream turning into muffled moans and utterly inaudible from outside her bedroom
>Keep up appearances by day, caring dutifully for your ill mistress, dipping into her funds for food and supplies and shit
>And after you get back spend practically all your time raping her non stop with the aid of manticore venom and other such supplements until you pass out atop her
>Repeat ad infinitum until fate conspires to free her
I wonder how quickly it takes stockholm to develop in a dark elf?

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>>15900193
people just aren't ready for the love of a chaos girl. They have so much to give.

>> No.15900209

>>15900202
And so many minds to shatter

>> No.15900215

>>15900209
That's half the fun.

>> No.15900216

>>15900202
Will this ever be finished I don't like how uncolored her face is

>> No.15900219

>>15897638
The only problem is you are trying to get feedback from from a busy board with Rainman-levels of autism. By the time I finish reading someone's pastebin the about 5 different spergfests have broken out and the bumplimit is reached before I can say "cool story bro."

>> No.15900234
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>>15900216
Hopefully.

Personally I've always liked dark Shogs best. Like Hellhound skin dark. Adds to the spooky abomination aspect.

This is a good example, but the twintails aren't my thing.

>> No.15900245

>>15900167
How come you always link to your pastebin and not to the specific paste?

>> No.15900249

>>15900234
Nah, for me it's purple of bust. It help it's one of my favorite colours

>> No.15900257

>>15900199
All of this is shit

>> No.15900267

>>15900199
>She gets free.

>> No.15900285

>>15898784
perhaps that was what happened, i hope. Then again at least Paladin and Traitorposting were obvious trolls everyone ignored. Now the Maledom/Femdom and Kiki/Shogg wars still rage on.

>> No.15900288
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Roses are red, violets are blue
My love for you rings true!

>> No.15900293

>>15900288
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's tailpussy?

>> No.15900296

>>15900293
Look at the bottom of the picture. You can see a bracelet around it.

>> No.15900298

>>15900267
Law of probability dictates it will happen sooner or later.

>> No.15900301

>>15900288
>medium meaty paws
huh

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>>15900047
>only a few more issues until Esdeath gets put down like the sick puppy she is

I can't contain my excitement.

>> No.15900304

>>15900288
Hey, a manticore tht doesn't look shit. I hope she's as classy in bed.

>> No.15900305

>>15899384
So the demons invented carbon paper to get around invisble pens....makes sense

>> No.15900307

>>15900298
Pleading for mercy works right?

>> No.15900313

>>15900304
How can you be classy in bed?

>> No.15900314

>>15900307
Who knows what she'll do. Hell, play your cards right and she might have even been bound for years! She could have even given birth! For all intents and purposes you're her husband now.

>> No.15900316

Anything recent with some fighting in it? monster girls fighting are hot

>> No.15900318

>>15900314
How nice.

>> No.15900322

>>15899782

Thanks for more shogg man, but other anons are right the intro was a big generic but I think the mind break was handled well.

>> No.15900329

>>15899831
Honestly yandere is not my thing but you didn't try to drag it out too edgy anyway.

>>15899839

The fact he tags and doesn't seek attention is why he has a solid rep on the board.

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Good night anons. Dream of cuddly yetis, or your own waifu.

>> No.15900340

>>15899926
No blame the city for having horrible flood protection.

>> No.15900341

>>15899831
Thank you for this. I hate getting a few paragraphs in before getting surprised with loli or incest or any of the other cancer fetishes.

And as a writefag I'd rather lose a bit of traffic and not waste their time with material they wouldn't care for. Tags are really good for everyone involved.

>> No.15900344

>>15900335
I will dream of thick, fluffy Himalayan Yetis throat-singing from a mountaintop.

>> No.15900345

>>15900302
>Kill the Esdeath
>Tatsumi is confirmed kill and is now an Undead Dragon
>Meanwhile everyone gangs up on Esdeath
>The army they beat were her stored up powers, she's at 120%, and their whole army ganging up on her at once from all directions is mild entertainment at best
...kay.

>> No.15900352

>>15900335
I wish. I don't remember when I last dreamed.

>> No.15900361

>>15900322
>>15900329
Thanks for the critiques and kind words.
>>15900341
No problem anon. You done any writing recently?

>> No.15900365

>>15900199
Kind hard to like a story when you hate both character's guts. That kind of edge needs a longer story with good atmosphere to even begin to pull it off.

>> No.15900367

>>15900352
I was in a cafeteria with a tray piled high with decent food and strawberries. I sat down to eat and then woke up. I should probably eat two full meals a day or more.

>>15900361
>You done any writing recently?
I've had two chapters (4500 words) more or less finished for awhile now for my story.

>> No.15900372

>>15900365
>slavery
>Edge
>Dark Elf cultural enrichment
>Edgy
You fucking racist human scum. Check your privilege

>> No.15900374

>>15900345
Why cant she just get a happy ending?

>> No.15900377

>>15900374
Because she's evil.

>> No.15900389

>>15900377
She's not THAT evil. That's like calling any good conqueror evil.

>> No.15900391

>>15900374
Because her husbando is already dead?
I mean, if she's fine with an undead dragon-man, but I think that loses a lot of the points she liked about him in the first place.

>>15900377
>>15900389
Esdeath is not evil.

She's utterly psychotic.

>> No.15900394

>>15900389
Esdeath enjoys torturing and killing people. That's bad.
But she's adorable. That's good.
But she isn't going to change. That's bad.
But she comes with free frogurt. That's good.

>> No.15900410

>>15900394
The frogurt is cursed. That's bad
But you get you choice of topping. That's good.

>> No.15900415

>>15900410
The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.

>> No.15900422

>>15900415
....Thats bad

>> No.15900427
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>>15899739

>> No.15900431

>>15900422
But it comes with a free hat!

>> No.15900434

>>15900391
psychotic is just a state of mind

>>15900415
>>15900410
>>15900394
The good seems to outweigh the bad by a small margin. Esdeath deserves happiness.

>> No.15900435

>>15900427
Hmmm

[touch fluffy tail]

>> No.15900448
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>>15900435
Yada

>> No.15900455

>>15900448
I want to touch the fluffy tail.

Im going to touch the fluffy tail.

give me the tail.

>> No.15900472

>>15900427
looks funny. sauce me?

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15900477

>>15900455

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15900489

maybe she could fix me up with one f her friends

>> No.15900492

>>15900477
Whenever I see this, I imagine her pulling a red wagon behind her, with the tail on it.

But yeah ima touch that tail. Probably live in it, really.

>> No.15900496

>>15900489
You already know what I'm going to say, so I'll just cut to the chase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

>> No.15900502

>>15899493
pfft. chuuni-succubus can find a corner to sit in and look tough and brooding. It's her element.

>> No.15900512

>>15900489
>seven black tails
dangerous.

>> No.15900522

>>15900502
What if she actually whats friends outside of missions and shit?

>> No.15900531

>>15900522
then she's failed being a ninja

>> No.15900542
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15900542

>>15899739
>Wanting a Kitsune
>>15900472
https://nhentai.net/g/160918/

>> No.15900545
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15900545

I'm torn, she looks lovely but this feels like a bizarre form of guro somehow.

>> No.15900551

>>15900542
thanks.
>>15900545
Meh. Polymorph potion.

>> No.15900560

>>15900542
>https://nhentai.net/g/160918/
>genderbender
God fucking dammit

>> No.15900590
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15900590

I want to lick a Wight's armpits and make her facade of class fall into pieces.

>> No.15900593

>>15900590
I think you need to try harder if you want that facade to be stripped away anon. If nobody sees you being classless, it doesn't count.

>> No.15900596

>>15900593
Oh they'll see her. I've got hidden cameras all over the place. She'll be a star! The Wight Wench!
Unless of course she plays my games.

>> No.15900601

>>15900590
But her armpits are gross.

>> No.15900602

>>15900596
What sort of games?

>> No.15900605

>>15900601
Only if you have the kind of pleb taste that lands you with a French wight.

>> No.15900612

>>15900602
The kinds of games where she wears lots of leather and tries to perform feats of agility that the restraints make quite difficult indeed.

>> No.15900620

>>15900560
The other did mention an Alp.

>> No.15900621

>>15900612
Well, I do hope you have fun with your games. Do any involve a leash and collar?

>> No.15900630

>>15900621
No, that's just silly. She'll wear one of those neck braces that stop her from moving her head so she'll have to move her entire upper body to look in another direction.

>> No.15900640

>>15900630
I have much to learn about perversion.

>> No.15900650

>>15900640
Indeed. Try reading Nana to Kaoru, it's a fun little manga about S&M. No dickings.

>> No.15900659

>>15900650
I think I will, thank you anon.

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>>15900659
You're very welcome.
Wish I had a Salamander or Dark Elf version of pic related.

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Troublemakers spotted.

>> No.15900694

>>15900545
She's nice/er/ but still. Cuckhorse.

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>>15900694
Cuckhorse is still one of my favourites. Mainly because I have shit taste and love harems.

>> No.15900748

>>15900733
No, that wasn't an endorsement of cuckhorse. I was saying that even though the artist did a great deed in removing horse pussy, she is still, in the end, a filthy cuck and therefor belongs in the trash, preferably below a layer of shit.

>> No.15900752

I just watched a documentary about James Randi and now I want to become a magician who fools silly Monster Girls until they get mad and rape me. My tricks won't be magic based so I can still do them after having sex. It's the perfect crime.

>> No.15900757

>>15900748
Oh I got that, I was just giving my opinion on them too.

>> No.15900763

>>15900757
Oh, okay then.

>> No.15900820

What are you doing right nw anons?
reading? writing? helping a lilims empire?

>> No.15900825

>>15898987
A little late to answer that but my dragon girls can control the size of their wings and tails, actually they can go between 100% skin to 100% dragon if they wish to

>> No.15900840

>>15900820
Writing/ playing Grand kingdom
>No human/monstergirl merc team
>no purgatory dragon to defeat and claim

>> No.15900847

>>15900820
Lilim's don't care for me, why should I help them?

>> No.15900849

>>15900199
Wow anon you're so original.

No

>> No.15900858

>>15900820
>helping a lilims empire?
I guess what I'm doing is kind of like that.

>> No.15900861

>>15900820
Reading bio-meat, cant really make a monster girl out of those things

>> No.15900878

>>15900861
>bio-meat
Man I remember that thing, how far you in?

also if we can make a fuckable girl out of lovecrafts horrors and demons from DOOM. we can do that with bio meat

>> No.15900892

>>15900861
>Bio-Meat
Love that guy and his ridiculous apocalypse stories.

>> No.15900899

>>15900878
>how far you in?
The second outbreak. Kinda strange that its the Americans that came up with the tentacle one.

>> No.15900901

>>15900820
Waking up and maybe drawing a little bit later.

>> No.15900902
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>>15900820
Trying very, very, very hard not to scratch and itch. If I do the skin will come off.

>> No.15900905

>>15900878
Fine then, how would you describe biomeat in a MGE sense?

>> No.15900919

How would you handle getting rushed by overenthusiastic Zergling Girls?

>> No.15900920

>>15900905
Devil bug/akaname mutant varient with hyper pregnancy

>> No.15900923

>>15900919
Show them my pylon yuck yuck.

>> No.15900937

>>15900920
What do you mean hyper pregnancy?

>> No.15900953

>>15900937
In bio meat, the thing reproduced at a rate where 1 became 9 in seconds, all you had to do was feed it. a single one of those things escaping can doom a entire town in a day. and latter a dick move fucks over half of japan while a terrorist dick move dooms mos of the other half.

Image a monster girl with that kind of fertility.

>> No.15900961

>>15900953
Anon, I didn't ask you to give me this boner. But thank you

>> No.15900988
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>>15900820
Patiently waiting for my shift to be over. I just want to go home and dream of fluffy wans.

>> No.15900998

>>15899782
What's best for the suicidal anons? Mindbreak or normal healing?

>> No.15901003

>>15900878
Anon draw it then I doubt this
http://s262.photobucket.com/user/onlywin147/media/BioMeat/Onlywin7Oct242117.jpg.html
could be a monster girl

>> No.15901005

>>15900998
First one, then the other.

>> No.15901006

>>15900341
>loli
>cancer fetish
Thank you for showing how much shit taste tagfags have.

>>15900605
Savage.

>> No.15901011

>>15901005
Like a reinstall?

>> No.15901013
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>>15900341
>incest
>bad
Rude.

>> No.15901014

>>15901011
Yeah. Wipe the slate clean, then put things in order from scratch.

>> No.15901025

>>15900998
Kinda depends on how many people know him.
If you go straight for mindbreak, you'll get guaranteed results, but people are probably going to get upset that you "killed" him.
Besides, healing is hot.

>> No.15901029

>>15901014
But that's the wrong way to do it!
It's like killing a character who has a bunch of bad ailments and reviving him instead of just healing one at a time.

>> No.15901030

>>15901003
Jokes on you asshole! I cant draw

>> No.15901031

>>15901029
With just one small syringe and research on the fringe
He's a reanimator!

>> No.15901032

>>15901029
I think he means putting the good things from the previous "slate" back in in a proper way. Things are probably way more advanced than that though.

>> No.15901038

>>15900341
>loli
>incest
>cancer
You wot

>> No.15901042

>>15901032
I can accept that, but I think a mindbreak way is kind of wrong. Maybe having him throw everything out and them choosing the goods one through beer and talk.

>> No.15901043

>>15901006
>Implying loli is anything but cancer
>And in the same post agreeing with the sentiment that French wight a shit
How can one's taste be so mixed? what are you, the ultimate neutral? You sick motherfucker.

>> No.15901044

>>15900167
I already want to see what happens next.

>> No.15901047

>>15901043
>hates loli
>doesn't get what the wight joke was

>> No.15901048

>>15900374
That IS her happy ending, did you even read the manga? Tatsumi was never going to be hers and she's fine with that at this point, but other than that it's slaughter era.

>> No.15901054

>>15901047
I got the joke, that doesn't mean that french wight isn't hit.

>> No.15901061

>>15900820
At the gym.
You guys are excellent for distracting me from the otherwise crushing boredom of cycling for 3 hours.

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>>15901061
>going to the gym to cycle for 3 hours
What is even the point?

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15901066

Why don't we trade drinks with her?

>> No.15901068

>>15901066
I don't socialize with ants.

>> No.15901070

>>15901066
I was about to have some tea. Half an hour ago. Thanks for reminding me.

>> No.15901071

>>15901066
I want to drink more orange juice. It's so goddamn tasty.

>> No.15901073

>>15901071
Would you call it an Undead favorite?

>> No.15901076
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15901076

foxes and all that jazz

>> No.15901082

>>15901076
Those nails look impractical.

>> No.15901083

>>15901068
She doesn't look like an ant

>> No.15901085

>>15901083
>250 x 346
Okay she's a stag beetle.

>> No.15901089

>>15901076
What tiny, pathetic tails. I'll bet she'd cry if she ever met >>15900477

>> No.15901090

>>15901089
It's not the size, it's how you use it!

>> No.15901093

>>15901065
It means I can eat as much junk food as I want and not become a 400lb hacker.
I just really like burgers, OK?

>> No.15901099

>>15901076
>literally NO FLUFF
Is this the micropenis of kitsune

>> No.15901101
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>>15901093
You're just a fat man trying to get in a thin man's body. Will your cardio save you when the time comes?

>> No.15901106

>>15901076
She looks like a bicth

>> No.15901111

>>15900394
>Esdeath enjoys torturing and killing people. That's bad.

Easy, you just throw her at people you're fine with being tortured and killed.

>> No.15901114

>>15901099
>Picture of other foxes laughing at WO kyuubi

>> No.15901115

>>15901101
I didn't so much "try" as "succeed".
And when the time comes I'll earn a modest living chasing down wild cockatrices to staff the interspecies whorehouses.
CARDIO

>> No.15901118

>>15901115
Chicken Chaser?

>> No.15901119

>>15901111
Or you be her subordinate. She's pretty nice to her subordinates usually although I think she may have snapped in the last chapter
>a fucking ice age

>> No.15901122

>>15901119
>pretty nice
She did torture the Jaegers too, they were just too badass to mind it much.

>> No.15901126

>>15901122
You mean Wave who was a colossal fuck-up at the time?
>let Ta~tsu~mi~ get away
>let a NR get away (tatsumi in question)

>> No.15901134

>>15901118
Do you chase chickens?

>> No.15901135

>>15901089
>>15901099
what if I actually liked her design?

>> No.15901138

>>15901126
If you paid more attention to what you read, they had a whole menu of different tortures for being late from meetings and whatever.
Now let's not talk about that nosense.
>>15901134
You've reached Unsung status.

>> No.15901139

>>15901115
Finally my daily runs will be worth something. I'll be the best cockatrice chaser there ever was.

>> No.15901141

>>15901138
I still can't get the thought of some kind of lonely bronze dragon guildmaster watching over her youngest, most favorite hero with popcorn in hand, sending messages to him and practically back-seat heroing him

>> No.15901147

>>15901141
Man, Fable sure was fun.
>be kid me, feel like being an ass
>find a spot in Bowerstone where the guards can't reach you
>run around in nothing but the loincloth, breaking windows and shit
>go into the hiding spot
>wait until guards give up
>repeat until flies start buzzing around me
>eat until character has a big pudgy belly but noodly limbs because no STR
>belch and fart at people with impunity
No other game has ever made me enjoy being evil as much.
Lady Grey as a Wight when?

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>>15900492

>> No.15901155

>>15901141
Can't get the thought out of my mind**


>>15901147
Lady grey was the greatest evil waifu. I'm surprised that with as young as I was, cucking thunder so badly didn't awaken something in me.

>> No.15901157

>>15901153
It's all well and good now, but what happens when she gets older and another one of those babies pops up?

>> No.15901162

>>15901153
Big tails brings big problems.

>> No.15901163

>>15901155
>Whisper has been a pain in my ass all game
>Jack wants me to choose between killing her or losing my prize money
>not even a choice
>Thunder is pissed
>Thunder wants my woman
>fight him
>asks me to kill him
Oh no Thunder. You will suffer more if you live knowing that I'm the one getting the blue balls from her.
So what else did Fable have? Maze? Would Maze be a Thunderbird or a Thunder Weasel?

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I just want to spend autumn with a snake.

>> No.15901172
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15901172

Would you hug the bug?
Would you fug the bug?

>> No.15901173

>>15901172
'no'

>> No.15901174

>>15901172
Yeah sure why not.

>> No.15901175

>>15901163
I don't think he'd be either, Maze was a pretty fleshed out Will caster of his own. Maybe he'd be a dark mage or something.

Scythe would be a lich, and Nostro would be a big amazonian tier battle-wight who is looking for a noble end to her undeath. I don't really like loli but I think turning twinblades into a Red Cap would be a pretty funny twist but if not that, then a pair of cursed sword sisters.

>> No.15901178

>>15901157
you bring more wagons

>>15901162
hey now, hypermofuism is a serious condition

>> No.15901179

>>15901147
>Wight Lady Grey
My boner couldn't handle this.
>>15901155
To be fair you probably done him a huge favour by cucking him, poor guy probably would have had a mental breakdown if he found out how evil his waifu was.

>> No.15901182

>>15901175
Twinblade needs to stay a man, he was based.
Mom needs to be a Werewolf

>> No.15901185

>>15901163
>Jackie of blades
>She's a dragon girl.

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>>15901172
Sure

>> No.15901190

>>15901182
>Based
Dude what? He spent his twilight years putting his blind waifu on a pedestal before being abandoned by her and dying.

>> No.15901191

>>15901187
oh gosh.

>> No.15901192

>>15901185
Nah, she'd start out as a red cap that gets turned into a crazy dragon girl afterwards.

>> No.15901193

>>15901190
>and dying
You killed him?

>> No.15901198
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The fluff is all.

>> No.15901200

>>15901193
I was pretty young and edgy, so I didn't spare him for burning down my home until a few playthroughs and I just wanted to see what would happen. What even happens if he survives? I don't remember. Doesn't he send those assassins after you?

>> No.15901205
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>>15901193
Best thing to do, if you let him live he's a sore loser and tries to kill you with assassins.

Although in a monster girl setting he would probably send sexy ninjas to rape you.

>> No.15901207

>>15901200
Yeah, he sends assassins after you. And other than that it makes no difference in the game. I let him live because I liked him.

>> No.15901219

>>15901207
Yeah, kill him and his loyalists send them after you instead.

I'd have spared him if he were actually a pair of thugdere cursed sword twin sisters.

>> No.15901221

>>15901219
What a fascinating image. I wish it was drawn too.

>> No.15901223

>>15901198
I too used to be addicted to fluff, but things happened.

>> No.15901231

Help, I'm becoming a bug slut

>> No.15901234
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>>15901231
Try arachnids.

>> No.15901239

>>15901234
I don't like Ushi-Onis at all, thanks for turning me off bugs!

>> No.15901241

>>15901221
I imagine that asides from the beard and the hairdo, they'd borrow heavily borrow from his design, but in halves between them. One would have his left pauldron but not the right. One would have his right gauntlet but not his left, etc. etc. They'd wield his huge swords like great-swords each and be known as the "Twin Blades"

I bet they'd even have a cool back to back pose when the human boy of oakvale first goes to fight them

>> No.15901242

>>15901231
Once you go down that road there is no coming back, so choose carefully.

>> No.15901244

>no kunoichi and cursed sword to have a fine talk about "assassination"

>> No.15901245

>>15901241
>back to back pose
But the back is their weakness! I can't fight them if they keep it hidden!

>> No.15901249

>>15901245
The human boy better think fast and fight well otherwise he may end up getting passed around the bandit camp of monstergirls without ever meeting his nee-chan. Unless the Twin Blades take a liking to him.

>> No.15901250

>>15901244
forgive me if this sounds too edgy, but I had the thought of a cursed hidden blade, one that forms a cloak instead of armour

>> No.15901253

>>15901249
I must make my combat multiplier grow higher. Let's think back to what was taught at the guild.
>Use your melee weapon, not the bow!

>> No.15901266

>>15901253
>"Hero! Your health it low! Do you have any potions, or food?"
Man she wouldn't even leave you alone in loss either.
>Pinned to the ground and ridden by the aggressive twin sisters in a circle of her hooting monstergirl bandits
>"Try to get your cumbat multiplier even higher!"

>> No.15901270

>>15901153
I would carry her tail for her.

>> No.15901276

>>15901266
Wasps are attacking the picnic area!

>> No.15901278

>>15901223
I will never not be addicted to fox mofu.

>> No.15901284

>>15901276
>Delinquent wasp girls claiming the park as their territory
Why is the fable verse full of so many naughty monster girls? Then there's the young werewolves harassing traders on their way through the darkwoods, extorting them for lunch money

>> No.15901290

>>15901284
It's a world where heroes are needed.

>> No.15901293

>>15901278
I was more of a fluffy wolf guy. Actually, if you wave a hellhound in front of me my slut signs still show ups, but at least I'm able to resist the urge to give in.

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>>15901293
>I was more of a fluffy wolf guy
das it mane

>> No.15901319
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So I heard you like mofu.

>> No.15901351

>>15901315
They don't work towards me anymore. I gained immunity to mofu and only a few monsters can make it through.

>> No.15901354

>>15901290
Would you be the hero that the naughty girls of albion need to put them back in their place? I would. Physique is good, but I might go skill instead as my hero path. Powerful girls get a kick out of dominating their physical inferior, and I can wind them up with my skillful slipperiness and teasing until I "trip".

>> No.15901358

>>15901354
I'm in great shape, last time I hit the gym I went for a 2km swim on top of it.
Shape isn't enough though. I'm just not hero material. I'm selfish rather than self-sacrificing.
I'd end up working for some villainess.

>> No.15901360

>>15900167
Blessed be Lantern.

>> No.15901365

>>15901153
You're awesome, Sub.

>> No.15901368

>>15901358
There are plenty of self serving heroes though. Just use the organisation until a villaness seduced you with a better offer. A hero for hire.

>> No.15901369

>>15900288
Beauty and the beast manticore story when?

I wanna see "Be our Guest" performed by Kikis

>> No.15901373

>>15900545
>them wonderfully plump thighs
It checks out.

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15901377

>>15901368
>A hero for hire
Christmas! I need a partner who knows kung fu!

>> No.15901378

>>15901319
I'd plant my face in her fat ass more like it.

>> No.15901396

>>15901358
I'm way too neutral to be a hero but I would still apply to the job.

>> No.15901412
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>Come on anon, let's cuddle up and watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles!

>> No.15901425

>>15899691
So what did you think of mine? Or have you not gone over them yet?

>> No.15901454

>>15901412
Fine I guess.

I better not be raped at the end of this, though.

>> No.15901464

>>15901454
Bow-chika-bow-wow.

>> No.15901472

>>15901464
I mean it. I'm on to you monsters.

>> No.15901477

>>15900820
Waking up and trying to finish a doodle.
Need a third girl drawn in and was thinking of that AS semen powered golem girl.

>> No.15901486

>>15901412
I'm in as long as you don't use hypnosis again.

>> No.15901496

>>15901486
>uses paralysis

>> No.15901507

>>15901115
I remember you, you have a rare waifu and are also prepared to get your rare waifu.

Godspeed anon.

>> No.15901510

>>15901496
You win this time you clever bastard.
You win this time...

>> No.15901523

What do you think a village of /mgt/anons and their Monster Waifus be like? Would the monster girls keep autism in check?

>> No.15901536

>>15901523
Like a mini Rome in its chaos.

>> No.15901550

>>15901523
>What do you think a village of /mgt/anons and their Monster Waifus be like?
Most people would probably keep to themselves and their waifus, but you'd also get the weird fuckers like KDF who'd parade their fetishes around in front of everybody.
>Would the monster girls keep autism in check?
no.

>> No.15901554

>>15901523
I would get the fuck out pretty quick.

>> No.15901555

>>15901523
Unproductive.

>> No.15901562

>>15901536
I want to sack Rome with the visiwolfus.

>> No.15901564

>>15901523
I often think about how anons would do in there, either small groups of adventurers or a full fledged city or state, even think about some shitty greentexts.

Now about that, >>15901536 beat me to it, it's a pretty good answer. I think they could do cool shit if pressed, but yeah, autism most of the time. Still sounds fun to me.

>> No.15901573
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>>15901523
>>15901550
Autism is caused by waifu deficiency, so absolutely

>> No.15901577

>>15901013
I want to confess to a Wock that I have an incest fetish!

>> No.15901582

>>15901562
I want to help a hikki Crow Tengu become shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu.

>> No.15901584

>>15901573
"Elfs aren't made for breeding" my ass. Look at her, she is practically begging to get knocked up.

>> No.15901588

>>15901523
>Would the monster girls keep autism in check?

They would have to run the place.

>Village meetups without the husbands.

>> No.15901596

>>15901013
Probably meant NBR. You go blood-related or you go home.

>> No.15901607
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15901607

Give me a snake to cuddle or give me death.

>> No.15901613

>>15901607
That sure is some high intensity cuddling

>> No.15901626

>>15901613
>cuddling casually

You need to be a pro-cuddler to cuddle a lamia, laymen and enthusiast cuddlers need not apply.

>> No.15901628
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15901628

Well look at it this way anon! You can either pay the guild rates, or we can burn down your business and sell you into slavery. It's perfectly legal you know.

>> No.15901630
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15901630

>no yandere Holstaur mom and Minotaur delinquent to aggressively compete for your affection and force you to drink their milk

>> No.15901631

>>15901628
Get the fuck out of my garage.

>> No.15901633

>>15901628
This is how Order fanatics are born

>> No.15901639

>>15901628
Or I could have friends in high places and have you sold to some disgusting fatty who like cutting off girl's tits or some other fucked up shit

>> No.15901640

>>15901628
Or I could shoot her and bury her in the backyard. It's not like anyone would find out., or even care if they did.

>> No.15901645

>>15901628
Could I bypass everything with a marriage certificate? Just sign the dotted line under spouse.

>> No.15901650
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15901650

>>15901365
n-no you

>> No.15901655

>>15901628
What if I just shut my business down and work for you?

>> No.15901657

>>15901628
Can I pick who I'm sold into slavery to?

>> No.15901658

>>15901628
Good thing I live in a Kitsune filled area.
They hate Tannuki, and would be more than happy to help cover her death up and bury her.

>> No.15901660

>>15901657
That would be interesting.

>> No.15901664
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>>15901650
Will you ever draw more lactation stuff in the future? Because that one Anubis pic you did was excellent.

>> No.15901674

>>15901660
I'll sell myself to my wife!

Checkmate! Tanuki mob boss has been foiled again!

>> No.15901676

>>15901412
>Hey, if you're gonna live in this country, you should learn the language
>What country? We're on an alien planet.
>What are you a communist?
I forgot how good this was back when they couldn't make epic CG fights and had to actually write their shit.

>> No.15901681

>>15901674
If your wife is a Kikimora or a Shoggoth I think that basically kills her reason of existence

>> No.15901682

>>15901674
>mob boss
Rude! She's a guild lawyer!

>> No.15901686

>>15901674
She's not a member of the ring, so she'll have to pay sixty percent interest rates

>> No.15901690

>>15901523
My waifu would want to fight your waifu.

>> No.15901693

>>15901523
Would this village just be built inna woods from scratch? Sounds like a story idea. Men and their waifus leaving society to be pioneers and to live as they please.

>> No.15901700

>>15901681
Thankfully she isn't, she's dominant and haughty!

>>15901686
She has a coupon though.

>> No.15901701

>>15901523
That honestly depends on what monsters there are. This sounds like an Anno-style game idea, honestly, but there's literally 0 chance of it coming to fruition.

>> No.15901705

>>15901693
Except we are those men. Which means there's only like a handful of us who have any practical skills required to actually pull off surviving innawoods and building a village from scratch.

>> No.15901708

>>15901664
Mm, it's not something id draw on my own, sorry. On a commission basis it's fine though.

Glad you liked it tho

>> No.15901712

>>15901705
I'm a plumber by trade and can build shit, kind of. At least we wouldn't drown in shit.

>> No.15901714

>>15901523
I'd be a non-member of the community, staying inside all day and fucking my wight. She'd keep my autism in check, yes.

>> No.15901715

>>15901705
Monstergirls know a lot of things.

>> No.15901717

>>15901681
>Kikimora nobles
>Both mistress and maid at the same time

Would be interesting. She would be both mother and head maid to all her children.

>> No.15901718

>>15901708
No problemo Sub.

>> No.15901719

>>15901715
Mostly about sex, unfortunately.

>> No.15901723

>>15901717
>She would be both mother and head maid to all her children.
Isn't that what all Kikis are already?

>> No.15901725

>>15901628
Wanna try giving birth to a knife the hard way?

>> No.15901726

>>15901723
I guess.

>> No.15901728
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15901728

If we just organize properly and play to our strengths we can totally make the village work!

>> No.15901732

>>15901728
What strengths?

>> No.15901734

>>15901701
>>15901523
>there will never be a banished + anno + civ style game with monstergirls

>> No.15901737

>>15901732
Well who is your waifu and what are her abilities?

>> No.15901740

>>15901723
>a huge mansion with many different kiki families

Shit would get complicated

>> No.15901743

>>15901728
Enjoy that. I'm going with my waifu to take over a nearby town and turn it into a necropolis. Send me your dead.

>> No.15901747

>>15901728
I guess my waifu would be good for scouting and defending the village.

>> No.15901748

>>15901743
My life for Aiur! I mean, Ner'zhul!

>> No.15901752

>>15901728
I might be interested in this, but what would the characters be? Gaylord with a Black Dragon, a couple of dirty mouse sniffers and a guy who fucks his dog daughter?

>> No.15901757

>>15901737
Crow Tengu with the powers of being a Crow Tengu.

>> No.15901758

>>15901752
That works. You could also use the holy trinity of waifufags.

>> No.15901763

>>15901757
Well she could like calculate the dimensions of fields that need clearing and figure what kind of rations we can have during the winter and shit.

>> No.15901764

>>15901752
>a guy who fucks his dog daughter?
He probably goes around the town, leading her with a leash, insisting every one watch him and his wife fuck his daughter. And then every one reacts with surprise because they forgot he actually had a wife. The kunoichi ask her how she manages to hide her presence so well

>> No.15901776

>>15901764
Whatever happened to kdf? I don't see him around much anymore.

>> No.15901780

>>15901776
I know, it's been nice.

>> No.15901782

>>15901776
I wish he was around more often, it feels wrong without his daily posts.

>> No.15901783

>>15901782
He is living on in our hearts.

>> No.15901787

>>15901780
Don't say that anon, he was just starting to commission art. I can't commission any myself so seeing other people from here do it is what I have to settle for.

>> No.15901791

>>15901787
Considering that the most recent piece of art I saw looked like a creepy mangled ragdoll, I don't particularly care.

>> No.15901798

>>15901719
Not, not really. If they had to start from zero and secure the survival of their husbands I'm sure they would get to work.

Amazons know everything about survival and hunting
Cyclops know about metallurgy
Gremlims know about tech

Etc.

>> No.15901804
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>>15901748
>ywn march against the host of undead following the infallible light of your princess paladin
>ywn watch her make hard decisions and comfort her as she slowly loses her grip on reality and crosses the moral event horizon
>ywn stand at her side and take the fight into the heart of the plague and face off against the evil ojou vampire who engineered it
>ywn sacrifice yourself to power up her cursed sword as she loses the last of her humanity to punish her foe
>ywn reawaken as a lich in the embrace of your death knight waifu as she apologizes over and over for what she has done and promises to cherish you for eternity

>> No.15901808

>>15901791
Maybe to you, I thought it was quite nice.

>> No.15901817

>>15901804
This kingdom will fall. And from the ashes a new order will rise.

>> No.15901821

>>15901808
Looked like something out of Blame! or
Claymore, during the shitter art arcs.

>> No.15901822

>>15901787
You can ask in a drawthread or see if someone nice can draw things for you for free.
I already got three pieces out of luck, so I'm quite happy.

>> No.15901848

>tfw no chuuni undead waifu who keeps saying "The demon lord was weak, witness true power!"

>> No.15901849

>>15901821
m8 you shitting on blame

>> No.15901854

>>15901849
Didn't even get past the first volume, the art was just so bad

>> No.15901857

>>15901854
Wow.

>> No.15901861

>>15901857
To be fair I think the scan quality was beyond atrocious too, so that would have played a part.

>> No.15901864

>>15901854
the characters don't look great in the early parts but that's about it

>> No.15901877
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15901877

I still need a lot of experience.

>> No.15901881

>>15901877
Draw some low level monsters then. Just normal slimes and devil bugs.

>> No.15901891

>>15901877
I'm too old to play with toys!

>> No.15901892

>>15901877
>that good hunter atop her head
Cute!

>> No.15901901
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15901901

What monstergirl species make the best thick chicks?

>> No.15901911

>>15901425
Did it come out recently? Anyways just link it I have an hour before going to bed

>> No.15901917
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15901917

>>15901881
I did enough slimes for forever.

>> No.15901918

>>15901901
I know I might be wrong.

But I'm in love with Stacey's mom.

>> No.15901919

>>15901911
No, my pastebin hasn't been really "updated" in a year outside of my one profile thing for oc donut.
I'm Sreamychowder.

>> No.15901925

>>15901917
I want that pouty princess slime.

>> No.15901927

>>15901917
Then go for the rats and bugs, after that you can go to the forest.

>> No.15901935

>>15901927
I already AM in the forest.
It's fucking WA, even the towns still count as a forest.

>> No.15901936

>>15901919
Never read any of your stories, I might have seen your name pop up once in a post

Now go and write a story about Redcap or any of the new girls

>> No.15901945

>>15901935
Oh yeah, I forgot who you were. Oh well, grind some elves and plants and your can go to the next town.

>> No.15901950
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15901950

Reminder to run as soon as you impregnate feral spidergirls. They may take you to their cave and never let you leave.

>> No.15901958

>>15901936
Little bit hard to do so ATM since I am using a touchscreen phone instead of a computer.

I am below average im writing, but a tiny amount of anons said I was "okay".

>> No.15901961

>>15901950
Every time I see an arachne I always think of this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znzGkhXwinY
Don't know why but it always comes to my mind.

>> No.15901970

>>15901936
>>15901958
Also I don't like most of the new girls, outside of a few.
Seahorse is an eyesore.
Redcap has sharkteeth but is a loli in a non-cute way.
Seaturtle is hella boring, and I'm a sadist.
Ice Queen is lame.
The Zipangu girls are meh.

I only care for Dark Mage, Griffon, Automaton, and ZA ZOMBIE.

>> No.15901985

>>15901945
But I am out of Mamanobamaballs and repels.

>> No.15901998

>>15901985
Do it with your heart and dick, Anon. Just be careful with the darkest areas of the forest.

>> No.15902019
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15902019

Fresh Otohime story: http://pastebin.com/sJ4bKCh6

>>15901970
>Seahorse is an eyesore.
Please take it back

>> No.15902027
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15902027

>Gurofag that KC hates trying to commission Melon mid-stream

>> No.15902031

>>15902027
That sounds hysterical.

>> No.15902035

>>15902027
Not the first time he tried it either, he doesn't know when to quit.

>> No.15902040

>>15902027
how'd that go

>> No.15902067

>>15902019
Huh, someone likes those things?

>> No.15902068

>>15902027
He probably does it only for the attention. He should definitely know he has lost by now.

>> No.15902076

>>15902040

>AbsoluteDebauchery: Hey man I want another comm after the chesire cat, sent you the details

>Melon :Sorry, slots are full. Wait, why did you send another payment?

>AbsoluteDebauchery: Oh don't worry, I can wait!

few days later

>AbsoluteDebauchery: Aww, man, you didn't have to refund it, I could've waited.

>Melon: sorry man, workload management ._.

>AbsoluteDebauchery: I understand.

>AbsoluteDebauchery: Though if I catch you on a day where commissions are open, would I have to pay a different price or the same?

>SCM: http://i.imgur.com/eBZMj9y.png

>> No.15902080
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15902080

I want to see massive chested foxes in Holatur attire.

>> No.15902085

>>15902080
Holstaur*

>> No.15902087

>>15902067
Besides me I think I saw 2 other anons expressing their love for Otohimes

But seriously she is a great girl and even among the dragons who are all top tier she still ranks highly

Great design, great profile, she's both a dragon and an aquatic species, also a goddess
What else does she need for people to love her?

>> No.15902090

>>15902076
What the fuck is he doing. STOP

>> No.15902093

>>15902076
>he stops replying all of a sudden
That was amusing to watch.

>> No.15902099

>>15901901
Oni, Jinko, Hellhound

>> No.15902100
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15902100

>>15902076

Melon just pm'd me this

>> No.15902108

>>15902100
Did melon type this, or did Debauchery?
Because if it's the latter that's fucking pathetic.

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15902111

>>15902100
Lost it

>> No.15902115

>>15902108
That looks like an email melon received.

>> No.15902117

>>15902100
I think this edgyfuck is really pushing it, but I also feel like we shouldn't create any additional drama because that's exactly what he wants.

>> No.15902118
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15902118

>>15902076
>>15902093
amazing

>>15902108
debauch

>> No.15902123

>>15902087
>What else does she need for people to love her?
To not look like shit

>> No.15902124

>>15902100
I question its legibility, as Melon doesn't use capitalization that often.

>> No.15902127

>>15902115
>>15902118
That's fucking hilarious.

>>15902117
Is it really drama if we're all laughing at him?

>> No.15902130
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15902130

Winter's coming soon, that means things are gonna be getting colder, much colder. As such, the school is going to start pairing you with either a lizard or a lamia for the sake of warmth preservation. It's your duty as a student of this prestigious school to help the less heat-inclined make it through the winter with as little difficulty as possible.

Thank you for your understanding.

(Note: all ectothermic students will be issued a thermos in which they are advised to carry a hot drink of their choosing i.e. tea, coffee, cocoa.)

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15902133

What if..."One More Time" but the band guys are replaced by MGs and the girl is a cute fuckboi looking guy that all the ladies want?

>> No.15902134

>>15902124
Melon didn't right that, that edgelord did.

>>15902130
So what happens if I'm the only human student in my class?

>> No.15902135

>>15902100
>>15902076
How can one person be this thick-skinned

>> No.15902139

>>15902130
>Tsundere dragons saying that she doesn't need a pair because she can use her own fire

I want to show her real warmth.

>> No.15902144

>>15902134
Whoopie, my reading comprehension is garbage then.

>> No.15902146

>>15902127
>Is it really drama if we're all laughing at him?
No, of course not.

>> No.15902151

>>15902108
He said he got this mail from the guy

Also, another pm from Melon. I'm glad he's out of this mess now.

http://i.imgur.com/k2PsxX1.png

>> No.15902156

>>15902087
I think even as a goddess, she ranks among the weakest Dragons.

>> No.15902159

>>15902130
>The kuudere albino lamia, who sits behind you, will never offer you a thermos lid-full of hot chocolate during lunch

>> No.15902160

Image limit what two threads in a row now
And the most posts in quite a few threads too iirc

>> No.15902165

>>15902151
I want to see how far this kid's going to go. I wont to see him go to other artists and get the same treatment
I don't know. I'm in the mood to see someone have a meltdown

>> No.15902170

>>15901970
>No white horn

I'll just pretend you accidentally forgot to list her in what you care about.

>> No.15902171

>>15902159
>albino lamia
Unless she has 6 cancers, albinism, lupus, and allergies to everything but peanut butter then she is just a Shirohebi.

>> No.15902172

>>15902165
He'll probably change his account name and he'll have to be fished out again eventually.

>> No.15902173

>>15902130
Does this mean Lamias in sweaters?

http://i.imgur.com/Gy1JxrK.jpg

>> No.15902178

>>15902170
>white horn
I actually like her and just forgot to mention her. Her coat is so snug looking.

>> No.15902179

>>15902165
>I want to see how far this kid's going to go.
He has previously been caught impersonating a Georgia State Police Officer and was reported to police.

>> No.15902185

>>15902173
No it means lamiae wearing huge, overly-bulky winter jacks lined with that shiny, metallic bullshit that keeps heat in.

>> No.15902186

>>15902179
How? No, better question: why?

>> No.15902188

>>15902179
Maybe someone should report him again then, he still lists himself as a police officer on their wiki.

>> No.15902189

Salamanders are nice

>> No.15902192

>>15902133
>When you accidentally take the last image with something silly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bfu2-tqCT8

>> No.15902194

>>15902185
>Not wearing parkas
>Not wearing cozy wool jackets
Lamias need to understand that keeping warm and being cozy are one and the same

>> No.15902199

>>15902179
>impersonating a Georgia State Police Officer
Link?

>> No.15902203

>>15902179
>impersonating a Georgia State Police Officer
Isn't that literally illegal

>> No.15902208

>>15902179
>impersonating a Georgia State Police Officer
Impersonating an officer is a fucking crime holy shit
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

>> No.15902212

>>15902203
Yes, highly and like said >>15902188 he's still doing it by listing it as his job

http://libermgespeech.wikia.com

>> No.15902213

>>15902212
Man what the fuck
>libermgespeech.wikia.com
>libermgespeech
>liber mge speech
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
/gsg/ tier autism

>> No.15902214

How about a succubus that like cars

>> No.15902215

>>15902212
Only half the link copied for some reason, just check under Father Grigori.

>> No.15902219

>>15902212
>Let's face it... MGE Wikia has gone down the dumps with all of these restrictions that has been placed on us...
>All we want is to speak our minds, to express what we feel, however, it seems that people take the term freedom of speech the wrong way...
>We HAVE to make an example to the ones that dare take away that right.
>Freedom of Speech is something we hold dear... Even if it means that it goes against another persons opinion, it still applies.
>So we are here to make a difference! To show as much people as we can to make a difference!

Nine heavens have mercy this is chris-chan tier

>>15902214
What about one that likes giant robots

>> No.15902222

>>15902212
I think he went too far down the hole.

>> No.15902224

>>15902212
Pure retard engaged

>> No.15902226

>>15902212
>>15902213
>My favourite Wiki's
>The Slenderman wiki
Oooh no
>Go to each wiki
>EVERY WIKI his occupation is a fucking cop
OOOHHHH NOOOOOO

>> No.15902227

>>15902212
>everything about that wiki
How

>> No.15902228

>>15902212
>we made this site as an alternative to the main mge wiki
>For info on what this Wikia's all about!
>link to the main wiki
10/10

>> No.15902232

>>15902226
I think we should report him again. Now is the hour for 4chan to be a lawful website.

>> No.15902233

>>15902212
Lord have fucking mercy. This is a new god damn level right here

>> No.15902239

>>15902212
Is this fag trying to start a political movement over porn girls jesus fuck I'm not sure if I should cry from my lost faith in humanity or from laughter

>> No.15902248

>>15902239
Do both

>> No.15902253

I guess I'll be the first to say who cares? This stupid crap is the reason most of us don't deal with the wiki, MGR or wherever else. Drama like this is business as usual for those kind of places.

>> No.15902254

>>15902219
Succubi dig giant robots

>> No.15902255

>>15902232
>>15902117

>> No.15902256

Somebody draw some Redcap fanart.

>> No.15902259

>>15902219
>Succubus into /m/ stuff
I can dig it.
Especially if she has a closet full of Gunpla that she doesn't dare let her sisters see for fear of getting laughed at.

>> No.15902262

>>15902253
Nobody actually gives a shit but that doesn't mean he isn't supremely autistic.
Nobody actually cared about Christ-chan or Elliot either, it was just fun to watch them from the sidelines.

>> No.15902267

>>15902256
Murchez, get to it.

>> No.15902268

>>15902256
We image limit tho
Someone should make a new thread

>> No.15902271

>>15902253
Its like staring at fire, pointless but captivating

>> No.15902272

>>15900167
Awesome as always. Obviously the sword can tell its target's intentions and will only kill the evil ones, right? Thats why the two Arachne died for being sadists but the Nightmare and the Cancer were unharmed. Interesting, but harsh that it wounded Victor for making the wrong call.
Also, fascinating little biology lesson about Succubi, there.

>> No.15902274 [DELETED] 

>>15902268
Oh boy, here we go again!

>> No.15902277

>>15902272
>the Nightmare and the Cancer
Wew

>> No.15902278 [DELETED] 

>>15902268
Not this again.

>> No.15902287 [DELETED] 

>>15902274
I got the hammer for a day over complaining about these underhanded thread making methods.

>> No.15902288 [DELETED] 

>>15902268
Lurk more newfag.

>> No.15902289 [DELETED] 

>>15902268
>this shit again
Nobody can stop you being a faggot, but I'm not leaving until this thread archives naturally. Which it might not if last thread was any indication of maximum butthurt that nobody jumped ship.

>> No.15902291

>>15902256
I made one, but I don't think it's safe to show it to anyone.

>> No.15902293

>>15902130
>As such, the school is going to start pairing you with either a lizard or a lamia for the sake of warmth preservation.
Sorry, champ. I'm running heatbag for the undead.

>> No.15902294 [DELETED] 

>>15902274
>>15902278
>>15902288
>>15902289
That was easy
(you)s are going to devalued.

>> No.15902301 [DELETED] 

>>15902294
>Implying they're not basically worthless already.

>> No.15902303 [DELETED] 

>>15902301
But then how will writefags pay their bills

>> No.15902305

>>15902291
I would love to see it regardless.

Its the first and only Redcap fanart so far, if true.

>> No.15902306 [DELETED] 

>>15902294
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>> No.15902311

Mods act fast.

>> No.15902313

>>15902306
Give me a dark valk story

>> No.15902319

>>15902311
Sounds like a good time to migrate.

>> No.15902321

>>15902313
Didnt mean to quote

>> No.15902325 [DELETED] 

>>15902319
Not him, but I would much rather chill here until this dies naturally. Mod, please let the thread archive properly without axing it.

>> No.15902327 [DELETED] 

>>15902325
So would everyone else. Only one person has a vested interest in not doing so. Good thing it's not a rule that anyone has to move, just like it's not a rule that anyone has to stay. It's all preference.

>> No.15902330 [DELETED] 

>>15902327
Who has a vested interest is this some famous thing from aeons past
t. newfag

>> No.15902331

If you guys could have a hybrid between any 2 monster girls. Which two would it be?

>> No.15902332 [DELETED] 

>>15902327
Just like its not a rule that nobody is allowed to make a new thread, which got shitposted at so hard a mod posted in here telling you otherwise.

>> No.15902333

Autumn is nice >>15902329

>> No.15902336

>>15902333
ayy

>> No.15902347 [DELETED] 

>>15902332
Wrong. Threads getting deleted out of hand and people getting banned over nonsense non-rulebreaking caused people to be pissed off and why they are still pissed off. Like this thread. People stayed in the last thread and nobody jumped to this thread until the last one was forcibly deleted along with a bunch of posts asking why. What does that say? Says somebody is really upset nobody else cares about their new thread at image limit agenda.

>Telling you
So you're that guy huh?

>> No.15902352 [DELETED] 

Cute you-know-who.

>> No.15902355

>>15902331
I got a better one. If you could make any monster manual monster into a monstergirl that hasn't been already, what would you choose?

>> No.15902356 [DELETED] 

>>15902347
This.

>> No.15902359 [DELETED] 

>>15902332
>which got shitposted at so hard
It's awfully easy to call it shitposting after the fact and the powers that be have bent over. What it's like to be on the "right side of history" huh?

>> No.15902365 [DELETED] 

>>15902347
>I hate new threads but i'm still going to spam other threads until this one gets shoved off so I can pretend i'm right.
So you're that guy huh?

>> No.15902366 [DELETED] 

>>15902333
I just knew this would happen as soon as it was mentioned.

>> No.15902376

>>15898397
whats supposed to be going on here?

>> No.15902380 [DELETED] 

>>15902325
>>15902327
>>15902330
>>15902332
>>15902347
>>15902352
>>15902356
>>15902359
>>15902365
>>15902366
Nazimod tier

>> No.15902383

>>15902376
The context was that the teacher wanted a masturbation demonstration or something like that and he was sat next to a Mantis.

Not exactly like that but my memory is failing me.

>> No.15902384

>>15902376
Knowingly or not, she's making lewd gestures while looking straight at that anon.
I can't tell if she's miming a blowjob or miming a handjob though.

>> No.15902388

>>15902376
Deadpan sexual flirting. The guy can't tell if it's on purpose or not because kuudere.

>> No.15902394 [DELETED] 

Why are you doing this.

>> No.15902395 [DELETED] 

>>15902366
Best part about it? You can't even complain or you get banned.

As it happened to me.

>> No.15902410

>>15902355
Forgot to give an example of my own. I really like the snake head lizardman civilization with the amazonian aztec theme. That could be a nice subspecies of caveman tier reptile girls. Imagine, Yuan-ti would be like regular lizardmen but tougher and with snake fangs and tongues like a lamia. They also have chameleon type skin which is a nice gimmick. Just different enough from the existing ones to be unique and memorable. The various blue and green skin colors would probably be a hit too.

>> No.15902417

>>15902388
>kuudere
I can imagine a lich flirting would be clumsy, tactless and/or extremely blunt.

>> No.15902444

>>15902417
The second two.
>Walking down the street
>Hand grabs your sleeve
>"I need you"
>"What?"
>"It's for an experiment. Come with me."
>Suddenly being dragged by the arm down the street
The experiment was asking a guy out. She writes down "success" in her experiment journal.

>> No.15902499

>>15902355
The Behir might actually be interesting. Imagine an ultramarine-colored Lamia with succubus-like horns, lizardman-like hands and crocodile legs on her tail to walk with. Behir have some deep instinctive hatred for dragons, to the point that they are compelled to drive them off if they ever meet one.

Although they apparently go dormant in a hard-to-reach area for a while after eating. So they would probably just act like Ushi-Oni or something.

>> No.15902513

>>15902499
Would probably ditch the legs the same way the Ryu does but it would be interesting for sure.

>> No.15902526

>>15902444
Nah, there would probably be a lot more blatant references to rough sex acts.

>> No.15902551

>>15902499
The Cloaker has loads of potential as a monstergirl. They sit around in the shadows and if you look at them from behind they just look like ordinary dark leather cloaks. But as soon as you turn around they'll jump ya and wrap their arms around you pretending to be your cloak and kiss up your neck or something.

They even have a move called "moan" for crying out loud. Supposedly it makes everyone that hears it get the 'frightened' effect. but since this is MGE it will probably just make you super horny instead.

>> No.15902589

I want to get a pudgy cyclops to dress up like zero suit samus!

>> No.15902616

>>15902589
So you can laugh at her?

>> No.15902631

>>15902616
Maybe.
Also because I wanna grope her and take pictures.

Maybe take her out to a costume party.

>> No.15902639

>>15902631
Why would you want to go out with someone as fat and gross as her?

>> No.15902644

>>15902639
Because she's fun to tease.
and because she looks cute when I manage to make her heart pupil.

>> No.15902673

So who's getting a Baph commission from Sud? He sent me your sketch on pixiv by mistake

>> No.15902711

Which girl is best for comfy napping with?

>> No.15902715

>>15902711
Sleepy time hugs with a Yeti who's taller than you

>> No.15902725

>>15902715
That sounds good, although having a shortstack nekomata fall asleep on my chest would be equally nice.

>> No.15902728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHakl2bMQYI

>Get into a fist fight with a Minotaur to save your fambros, eat a Raging Mushroom to BOOSTO
>She just smiles at you, biting into one of her own
>TFW you both begin to punch at each other with such speed and power that the sidewalks begin to crack like you're in a fucking shounen fight scene
>She's laughing that even with that bestial lust of yours threatening to turn you into a berserker the difference between your species is too great
>THAT FUCKING DOES IT. GIVE 110%.
>She starts losing ground, smiling and flushing at the sight of you throwing more punches, going on the defensive
>Grabs both your hands, straining against you, grinning
>That's when you lunge forward and kiss her
>When you wake up, the bed's legs are in splinters and your pelvis feels like Normandy Beach just got stormed

>> No.15902729

>>15902673
>Baph commission from Sud
Been a while since she got any nice art, my first guess would be moose if it looks like the one from his story but there is a guy with a baph for his waifu out there.

>> No.15902761

>>15902711
The one that loves you. And don't start with the "no monster girl would love me" thing, we all know that's not true.

>> No.15902794

>>15902711
Hellhound, Cheshire, Manticore, Gremlin and Kakuen.
All at the same time.
Don't look at me like that, I've got a type.

>> No.15902806

What do you call a trio of crime fighting, super powered loli jinkos?
the power chuff girls.

>> No.15902827

>>15902711
Gnome.

>> No.15902832

>>15902827
I dunno, that doesn't sound too comfy.

>> No.15902835

>>15902711
Thunder bird.

>> No.15902839

>>15902832
I don't know about you, but I am certainly in dire need of a dirt nap.

>> No.15902840

>>15902806
Ehehehe

>> No.15902846

>>15902835
Small and feathery or big and feathery?

>> No.15902858

>>15902839
Anon please, death is not the answer.

>> No.15902876

>>15902858
Suicide is always the answer.

>> No.15902897

>>15902832
If Gnomes are able to adjust their composition, then they could be incredibly comfy.
She could also setup the comfiest meadow to lie down in on a whim, among other terrain features.

>> No.15902926

>>15902876
Will'o-the-wisp please go

>> No.15903029

>>15902846
Small and flat like a board, her feathers are horrible too.

>> No.15903047

>>15902897
Which faggot was the one who started the whole "marble Gnome" shit.

>> No.15903164

>>15903029
Horrible like a puffed up mess or horrible like scratchy?

>> No.15903191

So... if I were to do a Pit Lord short would frontgina be better?

>> No.15903234

>>15903191
Frontgina is never a good idea, period.

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