Monster girl thread

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>>15880289
Is Reimu a monster girl

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>>15880300
She's a zombie, so yes.

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Spats > all other clothing

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>>15880305
Can zombies be priestesses though wouldn't they die from holy
Not a big /tg/ guy so I don't really know shit

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>>15880310
Yes.
They just need to worship a not-holy god.

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>>15880310
I want to bite her

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>>15880306
This

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I want to lick the sweaty abs of a /fit/ dragon.

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Would having a nice monster girl waifu from Zipangu who only speaks Japanese be enough incentive for you to learn the language?

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Pick a loli

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>>15880333
No.

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>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

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>>15880333
Scraping the bottom of the barrel there

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>>15880342
>you will never dance to the Paper Mario TTYD theme with an apsara

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>>15880333
Devil or familiar

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>>15880333
Arch Imp > Familiar > Baphomet > Devil > Angel > Witch

I like them all though, that's a nice harem right there.

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>>15880333
Devil.

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>no kunoichi to start a demon ninja uprising with

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>>15880321
Mercury poisoning.

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The next profile should be posted in a few hours. Expecting either Triple Weasel, Atlantis Nacho or the Smokebum.

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x is best girl

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>>15880381
I would like nurahiyon, dark mage or griffon>>15880380

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>>15880381
C'mon dark mage or white horn.

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>>15880385
Phones fucing up agian

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>>15880381
I really hope it's not the weasels.

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>>15880396
They're going to happen sooner or later. If you're going to hope for anything, it would be better to hope that their profile is actually pretty cool.

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Why aren't you out there saving an endangered species with your dick?

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/tg/ here. Someone claimed that one general thread on /tg/ has more kitsuneposting than /a/ and /jp/ combined.

>>>/tg/49487305
>Its distressing how /pfg/ has more kitsune-posting than both /a/ and /jp/ combined.

Is this true? Does /jp/ like kitsune?

/pfg/ has been hijacked by kemonomimi for a long time.

>>>/tg/49441188
>>>/tg/49448549
>>>/tg/49454589
>>>/tg/49464617
>>>/tg/49472195
>>>/tg/49478859
>>>/tg/49486572

It goes back and forth between kemonomimi and Westerners.

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>>15880422
This girl has lovely feet.

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>>15880422
>Is this true? Does /jp/ like kitsune?
/jp/ as a whole like Ran but not so much other kitsune.

These threads however kind of like them, although they're a little vanilla and other types of animal girl get posted more often.

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>>15880381
>>15880385
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>>15880396
Lol no, no power up tweet and it's evening in Japan. #rekt

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>>15880422
>says kitsuneposting
>example given is the OG awoo
What did he mean by this?

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>>15880422
Well, it's honestly kind of dumb for you to post and ask in here right as this thread started instead of looking through the the last couple of archived monstergirl threads. All of the threads you listed combined are barely more than ONE of our monstergirl threads.

And it's strange of you to act like we don't have lots of fa/tg/uys in here already. Just because you don't visit here normally doesn't mean nobody else does.

Here's a fun exercise though. Search "mofu" in the archive. You'll see just how much tailposting and stuff there is.

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>>15880300
Wide-hipped monster girl in lewd shrine maiden uniform.

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>>15880300
She's probably a prostitute.

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>>15880306
Amen.

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>>15880333
>Not including best loli
I mean yes, there's her beta-stage, but c'mon.

Angels > Devils > Baphomets > Familiars > Witches > Imps
Loli Version of Waifu surpassing all.

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>>15880422
The fuck is pathfinder? Some kind of videogame or CYOA?

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>>15880432
>Lol
>>>/out/
>and it's evening in Japan
Which is when they usually got posted, tease starts in the evening and it gets posted later on.

It was reasonable to assume we would get one today considering he's been on a 2 week schedule for them but I guess he's being slower with this one.

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>>15880452
It's a ttrpg.

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>>15880435
Ah, but monster girl threads are for the express purpose of monster girls while /pfg/ just shitposts kemonomimi (kitsune especially) for the hell of it.

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>>15880300
I want a knife-wielding kiki!

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>>15880457
So we not only have more kitsune here but it's also on topic and not shitposting. What's your point again?

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>>15880330
As do we all.
>>15880332
Is Engrish not enough?

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>>15880432
>>15880453
Right, the last two profiles were posted around 10:30PM japan time, which is about two hours from now.

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>>15880459
Don't get in the way of her maid work.

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>>15880376
What do Demon Ninjas want?

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>>15880456
So why it's suddenly filled with mgs? Looks like another boring greyhawk #513567 clone

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>>15880492
As I recall Pathfinder is what DnD fags did when 4e was just inexplicably horrendous garbage and is therefore '4e, done right'.

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>>15880485
Gonna do it. Is she going to punish her master?

if so, good

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>>15880497
I assume she'd put mastah in some restraints while she worked.

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>>15880422
How does /tg/ feel about 5e?

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>>15880492
Pathfinder is Greyhawk

I bet the reason is the same why /a/ has a 24/7 monmusu thread even though all that was supposed to come here during the exodus. The places where this thread started tend to spontaneously regrow monstergirl stuff after awhile.

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>>15880504
>I assume she'd put mastah in some restraints while she worked.
I hope she enjoys living on the streets and being both jobless and homeless.

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>>15880509
It seems like people find those vixens simply irresistible.
>>15880513
I hope mastah enjoys spending time indoors.

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>>15880517
I do.

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>>15880513
A premium maid like that won't be staying jobless very long, Anon.

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>>15880522
Some one else is free to take her. Means she won't start staking me.

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>>15880526
Good, good. Now you can have a proper maid take care of you.
Tekeli-li!

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>>15880529
I don't want no insanity in my house hold you damn deviant. Leave me and my new purple kiki alone.

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>>15880504
How cruel!

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>>15880538
Your purple Kiki and her pet penguins are a little odd.

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>>15880542
Those giant albino penguin girls are adorable, what are you on about?

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>>15880509
>Pathfinder is Greyhawk

Greyhawk is a shitty setting for D&D 1e/2e/3.X.

Pathfinder is a SYSTEM with a default, even shittier, holy shit, dear lord setting, Golarion.

Pathfinder as a system is also dogshit as everyone in /pfg/ will tell you, but all of /pfg/ is Stockholmed and/or can't find any other games.

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>>15880553
AGRO!

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>>15880544
Penguins Girls when?

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>>15880333
Baphomet

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>TT will never do anything with these two

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Why does nobody ever discuss Praxis?
The setting is at least 10 times better than MGE.

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>>15880601
Literally what?

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>>15880431
>but not so much other kitsune

Don't be silly anon.

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>>15880601
2/10
Made me laugh, anon.

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>>15880601
I pay no attention to the works of a madman and his ass gravy

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>>15880601
Maybe we should get monorus to do some art for it, I'm sure it would be more popular if it got more exposure.

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>>15880601
anon, are you okay there?

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>>15880432
KC says you can eat a dick.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/779656755529658368

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Servicing Pharoah as you greet the rising Sun must be divine. That and receiving service from Horus incarnate in the flesh.

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>No salamander to go on kickass adventures with

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>sir, you forgot your change and free blowjob~

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>>15880637
She won't "sharpen your sword" with her tongue either.

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>>15880643
>I'll give you a full refund if you let me blow your twice

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>>15880629
I serve the Pharaoh in all things.

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>>15880658
As do I. Praise the Sun.

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>>15880643
You know what, you can keep the change.
And nothing is ever "free".

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>>15880660
I want to be the Captain of the Pharaoh's Galatian Guard.

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>>15880665
I want to be educated as a high priest of Horus, only to realize that the position is used to get a man to be the personal hand servant of Pharaoh.

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>>15880667
Damn crafty monster girls.

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>>15880289
The wendigos are monitoring this thread

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>>15880691
I just want to get home safely.

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>>15880691
If you listen hard enough, you might be able to hear them...

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ᴬʷᵃʷᵃʷᵃʷᵃ

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>>15880694
Pretend you don't see them and they'll leave you alone, or they'll fall in behind you single file and follow you

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>>15880691
>Awa ara~
Oh no! It's their elder variant! A rare and frightful find

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>>15880333
Familiars, the thick thighed ones more specifically.

They could be red, green, or yellow, along with all the other colors

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>>15880333
I'm not that much into lolis but if I had to pick one Dormouse because she's cute as fuck

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>>15880741
Would that dormouse be better as a shortstack?
Would all lolis?

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>>15880751
I prefer lolis having the average loli body type. But again, I'm not that much into loli and they like more for their cuteness than their sexual potential.

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>>15880694
She's going to lead you to the Wendigo Casino on their snowy reservation, where the food is plentiful and the accommodations are warm

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>>15880758
I want to non sexually play with and have a fun time with an Alice.

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>>15880705
Don't move! Their vision is based on movement.

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>>15880694
Don't worry anon, she'll protect you from those unclothed un/fa/ heathens while walking you home.

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>>15880758
I like them more*

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>>15880797
I really hope we get her profile soon.

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>>15880793
Sheen, that theory's been discredited years ago!

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>>15880792
I want to lightly tease an alice that's had one too many sweets.

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>>15880816
Wait, so the Wendigos planted the theory just to make it easier to catch husbands?
...Clever girl.

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Wait, what.

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>>15880833
Well, shit.

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>>15880833
Going over the profile, she's basically a loli version of Cursed Sword in terms of demeanor and personality.
I'll post a translation later.

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RED CAP

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>>15880833
That was unexpected

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>>15880833
I pick this loli

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>>15880833
>Loli

God dammit I didn't want this.

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>>15880833
Wow, so that one guy was right when he said two of the profiles weren't leaked.

Which means there might be another surprise profile.

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>>15880859
Make a head-on-pike edit and send to KC.

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>>15880868
I'm not that vindictive.

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>>15880864
All got leaked, it's a new one.

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>>15880833
SHARK TEETH

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>>15880833
>Redcap
I always believed, she was at the top of my list every time people asked what girls we wanted to see.

Based KC.

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>>15880881
BUT STILL NO SHARK GIRL

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>>15880833
That's a big knife

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>>15880833
Goblin family - Demihuman type

Habitat: Cemeteries, ruins
Disposition: Berserk (calm)
Diet: Omnivorous, preferring meat

As suggested by their name, they are monsters of small stature with childlike features, donning blood red caps.

They have a lust that builds continuously and endlessly that makes them relentless, and they're always driven by their urge to assault men.

Fixating their eyes on men in a mad glare, and flashing them twisted smiles baring their ravenous desire, they are extremely violent monsters.

They lurk in places like ruins, or stalk human men relentlessly, pouncing in ambush at the instant where they are alone and defenseless.

Despite their childlike appearance, they will assault men with formidable aggression, and hack away with them mercilessly with their weapons.

As their weapons are made of Demon Realm metal, their weapons damage a person's spirit rather than their body, and wounds inflicted by them will cause an intense heat rather than regular pain, but even if it is the spirit that is damaged rather than the body, sustaining grievous wounds will still leave one unable to move for a while.

(cont)

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>>15880833
>Demon Lord: Titania you know what the humans need
>Titania: What
>DL: A ghoulified shortstack elf
>T:....
>With a bigass honking butcher's sword
>T: DL, NO.
>DK: Demon Lord, YES~

All joking aside, she a cute.

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>>15880833
Ha ha!
You thought it was triple weasel but it was me Red Cap chan!

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>>15880889
>berserker loli
I think that guy asking who the best loli was earlier got his answer.

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>>15880333
Familiar.

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>>15880889
>>15880898
They essentially smack you with nerf bats until you fuck em.
This is clearly top tier loli behavior.

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>>15880691
>>15880705

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>>15880889
FEEL THE WRATH OF THE HORNY STICK

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>>15880833
Godammit KC, at least release the popular MGE2 girls first.

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>>15880889
>As suggested by their name, they are monsters of small stature with childlike features, donning blood red caps.
It appears that they predominantly have wide hips as a monstergirl species though, not that I mind.
>Despite their childlike appearance, they will assault men with formidable aggression, and hack away with them mercilessly with their weapons.
Berserker stalkerfus?

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>>15880889
After cutting down a man, they prefer to rape him one-sidedly while taking his freedom. In a display not at all matching their diminutive forms, they will violently ride a man and wring him out, dropping their waists again and again as if slamming against him, giving him violent pleasure.

Every groan and moan coming out of the man's mouth will only spur them on further, and make them rape him more strongly, and even when he ejaculates, it will only cause them to move their hips even faster, and they will single mindedly continue violating him, and feast on the pleasure and spirit energy.

A man caught by her will inevitably be miserably milked to exhaustion, and will pass out while being raped.

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>>15880922
Snu-snu lolis are not to be trifled with. They even give Jinko lolis a run for their money.

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>>15880922
Seems she's the most "dom" loli that KC has made so far.

She probably has a sweet side considering she can be calm though.

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>>15880289
Nice to see what a curvy KC tanuki looks like.

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Since Red Caps are part of the Goblin family, does that mean there are oppai loli/shortstack Red Caps that act as Hobgoblin equivalents?

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>>15880935
Doubtful since folklore usually had Redcaps acting alone.

What I would like to see is a Hobgoblin trying to talk one into being less edgy and a bunch of regular goblins tugging at her clothes and asking her to come play with them while she looks like she wants to go home.

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>>15880922
Their magical energy is proportional to the lust and violent impulse dwelling in them, and it has a cloudy red appearance, with it dripping from their weapons in liquefied form.

In fact, their caps were originally pure white, but this magical energy soaked and stained them. In other words, if they haven't found a man, and their desires have been building up over a long time, their caps will have a deep, dark red color, and their ferocity will be proportionate...
Therefore the ones appearing before men intent to prey upon them will always be individuals with deep crimson caps, as they have not yet found a husband to call their own.

On the other hand, after they obtain a husband, and he repeatedly pours his semen and spirit into them, and satisfies their urges, their cap will gradually regain its original white color.

When their caps are white, partly due to a lingering afterglow from being filled up with their husband's semen, they will often act kind of dopey and upbeat, and their violent nature from when their caps were red is nowhere to be found.

When directing their gaze at their husband, their eyes will be full of gentle adoration, and even when their husband is right next to them, they will only snuggle up to him with a smile, and even if the opportunity presents itself, they will not think to violate him.

But as obtaining a husband will only strengthen their lust even further, the rate at which their mana generates increases greatly, and unless they are constantly immersed in the ecstasy and afterglow of sex with their husband, their violent urges will quickly resurface and take hold of them.

So even a very short period of neglect will quickly result in their caps being stained blood red, and the husband being violently assaulted and raped into unconsciousness just the same as when they first met...


And that's all on her. Simple enough profile and a complete ripoff of the Cursed Sword minus the mass corruption, but I still can't dislike her.

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>>15880907
Oh my, thats a pretty heavy looking wendigo.

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>>15880940
> Look at these goblins
>Bet they don't even know how to launch a proper ambush
>Never catch a man making this much noise
>Only one of them stronk and she a fat tiddy moron
>TFW my horns are better than hers too
>You could see these idiots from a mile off
>I bet they don't even use bladed weapons
>I wish I was home raping hubby

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>>15880833
>Redcap

SLAUGHTER THEM INDISCRIMINATELY!

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>>15880946
She's a girl with a literal "rape warning" sign on her head in the form of what color her hat takes!

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>>15880946
>they will often act kind of dopey and upbeat, and their violent nature from when their caps were red is nowhere to be found
>When directing their gaze at their husband, their eyes will be full of gentle adoration, and even when their husband is right next to them, they will only snuggle up to him with a smile, and even if the opportunity presents itself, they will not think to violate him.

Why do you always have to fuck it up, KC.

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>>15880976
Reread the profile, you literally have to fill them up to the brim and constantly fuck them multiple times a day to basically fuck them into semi consciousness. Leave them alone for just a few hours and they're back into rape train mode.

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>>15880833
>loli
I expected it but somehow I'm still dissappointed.

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>>15880946
He basically took holst's gimmick of being kind and patient but exploding into a runaway rape train if neglected and turned it up to 11.

I like it.

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Would have been better non-loli. Little gremlin shits running around with knifes who'll shank you and rape your brains out is spooky and all, but the thought of a fully grown redcap stalking you through some ruins with a knife to make Jack the ripper blush is far more sinister.

Kids just aren't intimidating unless you're going full edge and have them doing some fucked up shit, but even then it's the dissonance that's creepy. But a full grown silhouette lurking around the corner with a starkly crimson cap? Hello fear boner.

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>>15881004
>not wanting to hear the mad cackles of a loli circling around you while you're in a tent out in the woods.

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>>15880993
The inverse, rather. It seems they're naturally violent with spurts of lightheadedness after sex.

Though considering cursed swords are ancient artifacts and these are just born that way.... yeah, I like em.

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>>15880333
None of them are high tension enough.

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>>15881016
My first instinct would be to go otuside and make sure the little loli is okay, then take her to her parents. Maybe if she was going to decapitate me isis style and dye her cap red with my blood I'd be more intimidated but in monstergirls land, a little rape is literally the wost you'll ever receive.

So kids, who are innately less threatening, wouldn't be as spine chilling and sinister as a grown red cap. I do hope KC doesn't make her exclusively loli.

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>>15880946
Eh, she is okay I guess. I'm not really into little girls but at least she would be a cute daughteru.

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>>15881021
you been following the thread? new girl is pretty fucking high tension. Would fit right in gensokyo with all the other psychopaths.

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>>15881004
>>Would have been better non-loli. Little gremlin shits running around with knifes who'll shank you and rape your brains out is spooky and all, but the thought of a fully grown redcap stalking you through some ruins with a knife to make Jack the ripper blush is far more sinister.

>"Come out come out wherever you are, little bro~"

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>>15881029
Shit, a new one? Was it last thread because I don't see a whole lot of talk about it, just the usual idle chatter.

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>>15881027
>insane berserker
>cute daughteru

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>>15881016
>Little girl charges at you with a huge weapon.
>"Stop right there, criminal child."
>"Little kids shouldn't play with kinfes like that, it's dangerous! And where are your parents? Didn't they teach you to not play strangers?"
>Remove her weapon and decide take responsibility
>Bend her over and slap her ass until it's red just like her cap

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>>15881016
I think silence and the dragging of her weapon against the ground would be more terrifying.

Especially if you looked out of your tend and in the darkness between the trees you see a redcap redcap slowly walking towards you with her features hidden by the poor light. Not being able to distinguish if it was a redcap or not would be terrifying.

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>>15881036
How it's like to have an IQ in one digit?

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>>15881034
>"Come out come out wherever you are, little bro~"

Eeep.

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>>15881036
>>15880833

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>>15881040
At the begining she would be really cute. Pure white and all of that stuff, then she hits her rebellious phase and turns red.

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>>15881029
Imagine having one as a childhood friend
>Get along with this girl
>Her dad is a total bro, teaches you alot
>Her mother is almost as sweet as your own
>Her and her daughter, your friend, are always wearing matching white caps
>It's kind of cute
>One night while you're roughly around 12-13, its a warm summer's night
>You leave your window open, and sleep fitfully due to the heat
>Something stirrs you, and you open your eyes to see a silhouette crouching in your window
>You startle until you recognize the overall shape of your friend
>You begin to smile a little confusedly and greet her when you notice the blood red of her cap, and the bleeding knife in her hands

>>15881034
>Growing up with a red-cap neechan you learn what you have to do to keep her cap white and her attitude placid
>Until the full moon, where you could be cumming inside constantly and it still wouldn't stop her cap from bleeding into a solid red
>It's become a game of chase where she hunts you through the streets, and gives you a "death" of a thousand cuts untill you stumble somewhere, often near some ruins or in an abandoned building
>"Bleeding" and stumbling, you fall to your knees and turn back to see your onee-san's figure in the distance vanish

>"You can't run from onee-chan~ No one can."

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I would like to see a red cap fighting a gremlin in a robot suit.

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>>15880333
Out of all of these, the witch seems oddly attracted to me.

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>>15881063
I want to see a salamander training a red cap on how to fight and rape properly.

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>>15881063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnOIvn8hMS4

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>>15880905
Works better if you take off the padding

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>>15881068
>Kunoichi trained redcap
I am become rape

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>>15881063
That's like a normal Mobile Suit taking on an Mobile Suit that has the EXAM or HADES System.

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>>15881074
Raping in the shadows.

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>>15880289
Tanuki thread? Tanuki thread.

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>>15880143
>I have fetishes to make /d/ blush. If this is true there's no way I'm ever leaving the house.
First you'll have to find a monstergirl who's into all that freaky stuff.

I'd have a hard time of it too. My fetishes are really, really out there.

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>>15881086
Nah, Unless I get my hands on the ability to shapeshift, some of the fetishes are nothing I'd be interested in seeing a SO do. Some fantasies should never be made reality.

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>>15881084
The only Zip girl who can self-fund their crippling alcoholism

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>>15881086
Devil bugs don't judge.

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>>15880330
>You will never happen upon Ilothe during smithing hours
>You will never watch the beads of sweat rolling down her pectorals, her latissimus dorsi, her trapezius, or her abdominals
>She'll never stop pounding the hammer onto white-hot metal and look you dead in the eye
"Well? My abs aren't going to lick themselves."

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>>15880333
You forgot best loli, although Redcap is pretty cool too.

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>>15881106
Oh lordy.

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I want to give a Redcap a Cursed Sword.

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>>15881106
I need this

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>>15881123
I want a redcap sparring partner

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>>15881106
Lick the nice blacksmith. Do it now.

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>>15881116
>best loli
>not Houri
Dark skinned snuggle angels.

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>>15881159
Can't we just take a bath together?

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Strengths got some updates

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>>15880333
I'm going to fuse a Baphomet with the plush, downy fur of a Familiar and the thighs/softness of a Devil with just a pinch of Elin in the mix for posterity. I will create the ULTIMATE LOLI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881172
That's just a brown Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881106
H-how about we go on a date first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881172
>strength
Anon that's an oni and it's 3 months old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881198
It must be funny when men ask monster girls this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
>MFW I'm not even that into lolis but I'd smash a Redcap in an instant
Fucking hell if I didn't have writer's block on top of crippling self doubt I'd mash out something. Here's hoping Peny delivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881169
Yes you can, but you will have to wash her gently. She'll also drop the soap everytime you hand it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881210
>Here's hoping Peny delivers.
Na, I'm working on tsukumogami. And she's cool but she doesn't tickle me the way an undead would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881210
Personally I'm hoping for her to bring Harblador out of hiding, she's right up his alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
Now for me.
im going to wait for the dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the palace of an Otohime and meet a big cuddly Kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881225
Not for me*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881218
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881238
You don't know the soap trick?

Don't tell me you are pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881225
>Wanting dark mage over red cap
>Wanting dark mage over fucking anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881254
Shill your sabbath elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881240
No. Please explain in detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881262
She drops the soap and bends over to pick it up, giving you a ful view of her ass and pussy. Then you fuck until both of you pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Disposition Berserk (calm)

Just like my weresheeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881265
I don't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881272
I personally don't like Berserk (calm) girls. I prefer Chaste (lewd) ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
Great design, those scars are so hot I want to lick them all over

>>15880889
>>15880922
>>15880946
Thanks for the translation

Love that they are extremely rapey and violent, top 10 loli for sure

Sure she's close to the Cursed Sword profile but a great profile that's similar to another profile is still a great profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881276
I prefer lewd (lewd) girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881276
That's a pretty good combo.

I'm a fan of SMUG (sleeping)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881274
I think I remember you. Look Anon, I'll put this as simply as possible.

She bends over, inviting you to fuck her plump ass. This is where you go ahead and put your penis in her vagina and jam it in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881289
I quite enjoy Haughty (humble) too. Works well on wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881290
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881290
Whenever I think I might be beginning to understand what you're trying to say, it escapes me again. Why don't you say it a little more simply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881254
Just as you hate dark mage, I had lolis. both her looks and gimmick mean nothing me.

and before you ask, I am well aware that dark mage can turn out to be a lich rippoff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881327
That you be a plus for me, I don't like undeads. plus dark mage appeals to my JRPG urges
granted I would rather see griffon get translated first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881313
Fuck the dragon.

This is pretty easy right? If you don't understand, just leave everything to her.

[Anonymous No.]

how is she keeping the melon in her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881350
Her mandibles are holding it in place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881342
Fuck her... how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881350
It's her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881350
The things on the side of her head, like most insects (I can't remember the name) assist them in eating. Like have you ever seen a Praying Mantis eating something? It's fucking horrifying.

Still no less horrifying than the fact that lobsters and other things like crayfish basically have miniature arms for mandibles that force their food into their mouths, which almost look like a pair of organic doors that open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881354
Don't worry buddy, just tell her to take the lead and she'll know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881357
I think it looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881362
Take the lead? How does that help my predicament? Why is there even a lead in the bathroom in the first place? That sounds like a major electrical hazard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881365
Dude, you have much more important things to be worrying about with Lead, such as poisoning and the potential to cause cancer (if you're in California).

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881370
Gosh, you're right. How remiss of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881365
She is a blacksmith, so it probably belongs to her. It's dangerous for you to pick it up, so tell her to take it and she'll know what to do. After she saved your life and became your bride, you will grow a really cool family.

[Anonymous No.]

Stealing a redcaps hat!

Wearing it on your head while keeping her away with your foot!

[Anonymous No.]

>Give THICC Oomukade a bottle of centipede whiskey
>She goes off on a tangent about how much of a bigot you are, and that she can't 'fix you'
>Go to her place the next day, she's in a giant oversized bottle, up to her waist in what looks like an amber fluid
>Trussed up and naked
>There's a sign that says "Drink (Eat) Me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881415
Painting redcaps hat with white paint!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881425
Painting it with blue paint!

Third level bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881432
Stealing her machete and putting it on top of the fridge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881444
Giving her a NERF bat instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881423
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
Where we litterally ambushed by a surprise loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881452
Laughing at how dumb she looks with a blue hat and that she can't rape you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
Haha KC, the madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881084
Those prices still seem too low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881444
Getting the shit beat out of you by a 4 foot tall girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3d_k_21QPg

>Steal Redcap's titular cap
>Her eyes go yandere style blank
"I see... You're going to steal my cap... the cap my mother wore... and her mother wore..."
>She's just staring at the ground, loosely gripping her machete
>You begin to see it, a sort of red mist forming around her body, making the hairs on your arms and back of the neck stand on their ends
>Whatever it is, it's coming
"Then... I don't care if I have to give everything I've got..."
>Her body seems to get taller, but remains fairly svelte and thin. You're too scared to even move, breaking out in a cold sweat.
>The mist, the fucking mist around her is swirling, the wind is howling.
>You swear you can see a shadow coming up behind her and melding into her body, its Pyramid-like head a deep crimson
>She looks at you with ghastly white eyes, now in the body of a sixteen to eighteen year old flatchest
"Anon... I'M GOING TO R--... DESTROY YOU!"
>Try to run, can't run
>Get thrown to the ground, the machete impaled into the dirt beside your head
>Get absolutely raped until your pelvis is battered and bruised, her smug and yandere gets turned up to fucking 11
>The morning rooster is crowing and she's still grinding her hips into yours, the wet slapping of her cunt overflowing with seed not any deterrent
>It's not until you *pomf* her hat back onto her head that she calms down, the fabric going a pristine white
>Snuggles up to you, rubbing her head into your open palm, wanting you to give her headpats as you let loose the final load into her now virginally tight gobbo pussy
>TFW you will never have a Redcap do this to you

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a Redcap and do nothing sexual with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881478
Patting her head an telling her it's okay as she punches your stomach in an attampt to take you down!

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the kitsune posting... at least Ran-sama finally visited me in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881495
Gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881478
You could just keep her away from you by putting your hand on her forehead, or picking her up and putting her somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
Why does she have markings on her ankles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881093
I'd see if I could get my hands on the ability to shapeshift just so I could live out those degenerate fantasies of mine. Like handholding with different types of hands.

>>15881095
But living out bizarre fetishes with devil bugs isn't noteworthy. What makes it worth doing is doing with a girl you wouldn't expect to be into that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881514
I'll comfort her because the boy she likes from school ran away from her again when she tried to confess.
And I'll tactfully not bring up that it's likely because she screamed his name while flailing her machete around and charging at him.
I'd be a bad older brother if I didn't try and cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881504
Was it a dream about installing an Apple OS in a non-Apple machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881528
>Not the ability to shift the texture of your penis in order to keep its human shape but have fun stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881531

That's pretty lewd, dude. But no, it was not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881538
>fun stuff

You mean like replacing my semen with confetti? Or chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881547
Confetti yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881547
If you want to screw with a Cheshire Cat, yes.
You want to do that anon? You want to out-gadfly a Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881550
Start with confetti. Practice with party streamers. Soon you'll be cumming fireworks in no time.

>>15881554
I feel like it would only lead to a war of prank escalation and hilarious shapeshifting.
So yes, I do want to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880333
Arch imp for classical playful fae folklore. Familiar only for an assistant and no sexual relations at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Melon's drawing wocks
https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880333
All of them, either for non-sexual or for aging up into shortstack CCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880797
>Wow she looks so pretty
>oh, literal deer pussy

Nice try /k/, almost had me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881607
Give her big boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881614
No, make her pear shaped. I don't think we've ever had a flat one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881607
He has been drawing a lot recently. Are all of those commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881546
Oh. Tell me about the Ran dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881607
Give her huge boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881621
Nah, all the monster grills he's been doing before this were all on a whim. he said he really didnt like being called highway robbery for that slime comm so he started doing more free shit for MG threads. Plus he has a boner for pushy MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881621
also yes, his current stream is all stream sketch comms. iunno go grab one if yer interested :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881504
Speaking of dreams, did that one anon get his soul scarred, or whatever?

I need to know if I need to prep for monpocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881620
Give her huge hips, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881611
Really anon? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881667
So fucking fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881611
I never realized how much a nice outfit could sway me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881611
Just tie her up and stick a vibrator in her, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881677
I would pay hundreds of dollars to see my waifu wearing a White horn outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881611

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881692
>>15881702
Like cockwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881340
JRPG Urges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881718
Not sure if that was a slip or not, but it sure works in this context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881735
I meant every letter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881733
Games like dragons crown and grand kingdom where i tend to have fighter and witches on my team

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881647
Why don't we give her a huge everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881667
I'm going to introduce a White Horn to the wonders of fermented apple cider.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you scold your waifu if she stuck your hand together with hers using super glue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881763
Yes, and as revenge I would glue her tail in her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881698
Yetis and Yuki-onnas would go to the White Horn winter clothing store in the high end of town and ogle at the nice scarves, hats and coats in the window they can't afford

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880889
>Disposition: Berserk (calm)
Wait what? Isn't berserk the opposite of calm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881792
Of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go hiking in the mountains during winter and get kidnapped by a scarred, muscled yukionna that looks like a viking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881792
I think after their berserking they calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881748
You stay away from my waifu you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881004
>>15881026
Dunno, just regular women serial killer is boring. Loli serial killers are kinda "wrong" and thus more spoopy and exotic.
And yeah, they are exclusively lolis because folklore redcap is exclusively small creature like gnome, dwarf, fairy etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881798
So basically a Jötunn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881817
>Loli serial killers are kinda "wrong" and thus more spoopy and exotic.
I would agree. If they did any killing. These are monstergirls so you're just left with uppity kids who need to be punished with denial of piggy backs. Nothing spoopy or intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881824
Yes, extremely busty, extremely forceful, and sporting long, white braids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
>>15880922
>Every groan and moan coming out of the man's mouth will only spur them on further, and make them rape him more strongly, and even when he ejaculates, it will only cause them to move their hips even faster, and they will single mindedly continue violating him, and feast on the pleasure and spirit energy.

Is this the dommest mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881845
None of KC's mgs are the dommest mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881763
I'd stick my lips to hers using our saliva.

That read better in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be snuggled, not raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881854
Just cum inside a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881854
It's not rape it's a struggle snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881833
>TFW nobody will write this
Fucking curse my particular tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881845
I want an Onee-sabbath Redcap to hunt me down and rape me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881858
Peny did write a Jotunn story fambino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881861
So just a cursed sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881854
Careful, Monster Girls are dangerous snugglers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put a Redcap's cap on a Demon. I'll call her Mama Smurf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881858
With or without the accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881854
You will receive both and you will like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881867
Clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881854
>having such a shit taste
You can have that boring vanilla horsepussy that nobody wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881865
No. Redcaps aren't covered in sharp edges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880333
Baphomet, for a lot of sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881854
Gnome is capable of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880333
Familiar, so I can mould her body as I see fit, get her to do tasks for me, and reward her with all the unspent love in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

first sketchcomm done! raiju next :y

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881622

I was sitting at a table, and I saw her across the room. All I could do was stare, enamored. She saw me staring and started giving me hungry looks. I just start walking towards her, completely enraptured and she just keeps teasing me and giving me the signals. I just kept walking and walking, not getting any closer.

It was fucking lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881898
That fucking fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881898
She looks lovely. I like her big boobs too.

>raiju next
Give her big messy hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881898

Raiju? Oh baby. Looks great so far, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881898
Thickest Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
>In the name of the Order, what's going on in this th...
>oh shi~

[Anonymous No.]

>no art of a Jabberwock Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881904
Damn, that sounds like a pretty frustratingly hot dream.
Even when they're not real, kitsunes are master cockteases.

Maybe you'll get closer to her every time you dream of her.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a really depressing dream last night.
>powerful monstergirl floating in a void generates a universe
>falls in love with a man there
>pulls him into space, erases the world, the sun and then the stars to be with him in the void forever
>he eventually dies of old age
>she makes the universe again
>finds and falls in love with the same man
>I realize she's doomed to go through this cycle forever
>wake up and feel shitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881925
You can always get melon to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881702

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881922
I will steal her hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881945

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881945
>>15881948
Deer women are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881948
Those are some big titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881945
I adoe those hoof socks. Want to see more open-doed socks like that on other digitigrade monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
Man, imagine a pack of these vicious little fuckers ambushing you in some ruins.

I bet they use foul language, and look up to Ghouls as Onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881898
ass is too fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881702
Is there anything /k/ wouldn't molest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881960
I say its not fat enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881962
A human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881962
Nope, /k/ would be professional Monster Girl rapists.

Not even an 8 foot tall Bear Girl would be safe, they'd use tranquilizer darts and go to town on her fat bear rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881969
You haven't read their UN gun confiscation plans have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881868
If you're talking about the soon-to-be-extinct Swedish and Norse accents, then with. Otherwise, Icelandic is fine.

>>15881864
His Jötunn was more of a snow elf than anything, no offense to Peny. I want a dominant tall Yuki-Onna that may or may not be inspired by Skadi. You can't run when she can ski past you.

[Anonymous No.]

So I just checked the wiki. By the looks of it the new turtle girl got translation and red cap got reveled. When did this happen and is there anything else I missed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880833
The Hell?! Did I miss a girl flipping through my book, or is KC actually releasing 200+ girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881976
Yes.
That would be great, wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881981
Not to my knowledge, though you're a little behind on the red cap thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881975
Nope, enlighten me on these plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881981
The sea horse got released too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881945
Dat ass and dem thighs
>>15881948
dem titties

Mix the two together and I'd be pumping out little Bambis with her to her hearts content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881983
Maybe he intended to feature the Red Cap in MGE 2, but cut her because time constraints and shit.
Gander through your book just in case though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881993
Bambi is a boy's name, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881987
>THIS IS THE ATF. OPEN UP.
>"Gladly" comes over your PA system
>loudly audible unlocking can be heard
>ATF team proceeds into the house. A thick fog clouds their view
>laser lights flash through the smoke as NIN's "Closer to God" blares through speakers
>Glow-in-the-dark dragon dildos point their way to your room
>As the ATF team enters their room they see you spread eagle, legs in the air
>Your rectum is fully visible for all to see and your asshole winks as if it was suffocating without cock
>"Your move, Mr. Lawman"
You know /k/ would be at home in MG land, though some would end up Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881999
You know what I mean, anon. Gonna pump the sopping wet doe cunt full of little fawns for her and watch her get even curvier. It'll be a self-fuelling cycle of children, thicc, and fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882003
Oh.

Well.

Good old /k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881993
Welcome to how I feel about Satyros. I want to drown in debauchery and wine with her, which may or may not include suckling from Lady Bacchus' lactating mammary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881780
They can, however, afford the training pieces made by her daughters. They may be slightly off-center and the stitching still needs a little work but damn if they aren't comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881986
Yeah, should have scrolled through the thread before posting. Guess I'm just stupid
>>15881989
I saw that one. I thought it was going to be two weeks between new profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882014
Deer, goats, and sheep are all 100% lewd cuddlefuck material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882012
You think that's bad one /k/ommando became a felon for ass raping his cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881976
>Foraging berries in the woods
>Suddenly a snowstorm blows in
>Oh fuck, it's winter
>Drop everything and run
>Slip on frozen lake, fall through thin ice
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Something grabs me by the wrist
>Yanks me out of the freezing water
>"That was a close one. If I didn't show up, you would've been in trouble, yes?"
>A towering woman is pushing me into her well-endowed torso with firm, muscular arms
>"No need to repay me, but allow me to take you to my den. It is very warm there, yes? Come!"
Anon was never heard from again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882025
You can always count on /k/ for some hilarity in one form or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882025
>>15882025
Fuck you I nearly forgot all about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881995
Unless...a little while after Comiket, KC posted a form on his webpage for people to fill out. I think it was something about correcting a misprint in the MGE-2. I can't really read nip, so I thought it might just be some setting stuff that was in error, but what if it was missing this girl? Fuck, if that's the case, my book's forever missing her, cause I doubt KC'd be willing to mail the reprints all the way to Canada...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882027
I don't know why, but I read that with a heavy Russian accent for the Jotunn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882027
>No 10 foot busty Jotunn to cuddle you with her Fenrir hunting partner.
This hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882032
Well, at least we know if MGs do come in 2017 Caith Siths will get some love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882027
But I need to check on Troll-san in her cottage!

She needs my help gathering firewood to keep her place warm during winter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882049
I already am ambivalent towards the Siths, as I am against other fetishes people like to post in here to shit things up. Mostly because I realize they're children just looking for attention like that faggot who keeps posting scalie bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882055
You won't be needing other girls where you're going, friend.

You might need painkillers, though.

imagine a ten foot tall woman bouncing on your dick, hunched over, biting her lip, eyes rolling back into her head a bit every time you cum inside her, but never stopping her assault until she's completely sure you've impregnated her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882073
Hot.
Does she have an equally tall Dire Werewolf hunting partner though? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882075
I bet she would be a muscled Wolf Girl that's so fluffy her fur covers her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882075
She's the one who's gonna ride your face until you've huffed enough monster pheromone to keep you going overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882083
Gonna impregnate them both.
Gonna cuddle with them in the afterglow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881898
please do not starve lightning mutts of headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882079
Yes. Going to brush that fur FIERCELY.

>>15882083
I love the idea of a wolfgirl using pheromones to reduce a man's mind to the level of a primal, lust-crazy beast.
It's like a wolfgirl's very own charm/hypnosis magic, except she casts the spell by being sweaty around you, using her tail to fan the scent of her lewd bits to your nose, or rubbing your face against her body and into her fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882133
gazer next

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882133
Raijus really gets a lot of headpat art huh? I want one to pat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882133
They're getting awfully crafty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882133
How is she doing that? Is she phasing through the table, or just breaking through it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882146
broke through

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881611
I know what you mean. That upper body is 10/10, but I simply cannot accept horse, or in this case, deer pussy based on principle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882012
There's a reason /k/ is my favourite board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882159
You know how some people talk about putting a bag in the head of an ugly woman and fucking her beautiful body? Do the same with with horn.
Box her lower body and get tons of blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882175
I'm concerned that would lead me down a slippery slope that ends in doe pussy. You know, if you took a White Horn and made her lower similar to that of a Wendigo, that would pretty much be perfection right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882184
You don't need worry about a thing, Anon. If you trully dislike doe pussy there is no way you're going to end up falling for her sweet, kind personality and her really warm fluffy clothes and body.

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>>15882206
Not to mention her piercing eyes, the overpowering warmth of her breasts, skin as pale as snow, and the natural, invigorating scent of her hair.

Why, you could just ride upon her back as she dashes through a winter wonderland, being smoothly rocked to sleep as you slump against her back, arms around her waist, and your face nuzzling her coat.

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>>15882255
Comfy/10, I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881909
>>15881960
I can't believe people itt can't handle a big dat jabberwock ass

[Anonymous No.]

Very few things can make me deprave myself to the point of fucking a horse pussy, a haughty Bicorn is one of them, this >>15882255 is another

[Anonymous No.]

I find the stalker berserker aspect of the Red Cap very interesting on top of their snusnu nature.

But in order to be truly appealing to me, I'd prefer it if there was a Red Cap equipped with a plump rear, thighs, and wide hips.

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>>15882255
You forgot her shiny silver hair. It looks so fluffy anc comfortable, probably smells really nice too just like the rest of her.

Oh, and her ears too. The whole thing looks like a fluffy mess. I wound rather be saved in a snow storm by one of her than a thousand Yetis and Wendigos.

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>>15882276
I mean it in an UNF kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882284
I bet a White Horns hair smells like aromatic firewood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882255
>>15882284
Dammit you won't make me turn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882278
Just give in, anon. All horses are top tier waifu material, and mamonobama will still make horse pussy feel amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882294
I want a Dark Mage with sorceress proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882284
>>15882255
>>15882206
Try as you may, I will not be persuaded. Unless her lower body looks like >>15881807

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882294
See, I picture it being something a bit more winter-related like fresh pine needles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882305
I'm also not a big horsepussy fan either, the concept of fucking them always looked kinda weird to me. But I would definitely chill and cuddle with a White Horn on a snowy night. They just look so... charming I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Busty ara awa Wendigo and White Horn butting their antlers together to compete for their lovers affection when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882294
>aromatic firewood
STOP MAKING ME LIKE WHITEHORNS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882320
How do you get into bed with one? Do they rest sitting upright, or lean over on their side?
Quadrupeds kind of ruin the domestic fantasy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882135
>We were cast out from Hokkaido, our lord Tsukuyomi's banishment utter and complete.
>For long days and nights we pleaded with our mother Sun to forgive our father's transgressions, but to that, she turned a blind eye and ear.
>I still remember it... the sense of inertia as we were cast out from the realm of men, only to be embraced by the cold bitter winds of a foreign land, forever cut off from the kami and our Lord and Lady.
>Many of my sisters died, the biting arctic of this strange land chilling even us the bone, a truly unforgiving environment!
>But... before the darkness took my last three sisters and I... we saw her. An angel clothed in the skins of the holy deer, flanked by a wolf that was many times larger than its kin
>Her words were coarse, almost barbaric, speaking from her gut. I could remember the barbarism of the southern tribes, though at least they knew how to abide by the courtiers' courtesy
>We soon came to find her name was "Skadi", and that she claimed to be a long lost sister of our kind
>Through our new Mother, we learned to hunt. To eat. Primal instincts that were long lost. No longer did we abide by the rules of the courts from mother Amaterasu, but by the laws of the great one eyed All-Father.
>Wearing the pelts and skins of deer and bear became second nature to us, as did the heft and length of our spears. Men came to desire us, but as our Mother taught us, a man is only as good as his mettle.
>We would test them, through starvation and biting winds. The Wolves became our foster family, helping us to hunt the suitors.
>Should we have taken them, our passions were furious and unbridled, never wresting the dominant position from one another. Often times we'd share our lovers with our wolf sisters. The spoils of war, so to say.
>We became taller, far taller than the men we loved, and love. To them, the idea of bedding and pillowing a "Jötnar" was a great feat to please even the almighty All-Father.
>Sometimes, I remember the courts and gardens of long-forgotten Hokkaido.
>But... deep down, I know one simple truth.
>I've never felt more alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882329
They are one of those Mgs that are naturally likeable. Besides the centaur part I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882335
I had to google thin one out because I didn't know it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882327
Wendigo and white horn with antlers locked trying to convince anon to cut off the other's antlers when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882349
I have no problem with the centaur part though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882335
It would be awkward. Horses can lay on their sides, but it's really awkward, not really conducive to sleep. They can rest on their sides with their legs out from under them, but I don't imagine them sleeping like that. As for a bed, it'd probably just be a big padded mat on the floor, not really a traditional bed.

All that said, sex shouldn't be an issue unless you picture all your centaurs as being Clydesdale-sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882373
>Clydesdale Centaurs
As long as it doesn't have a futa cock I'm game

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882373
I'm pretty conflicted about centaurs and similar, but I find that I like them a lot more if the horsehalf is more in proportion with the human half ie smaller than it's often drawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882373
There were a couple ideas for positioning

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>>15882295
>>15882305
Just imagine grinding against her with every bump as she dashes over the snowlands like a living wind. Her human half acts as a windbreak, and her horse half is so vitally warm and sleek. She could ride you straight to her own cabin, dismounting you so that you tumble onto a thick, warm rug by her fireplace. Then she could kneel, carefully trapping you beneath her undercarriage with the excuse that she has to "warm you up." Blushing and making little panting noises as she rubs against you, until she can't stand it any longer, and strips your red-hot body naked, pulling open her coat to expose her body, but leaving it on just barely, equine ears making the flaps of her hat flip up and down.
She'd gasp in excitement the moment she'd lean down to touch her skin to yours: the heat of your body after being warmed by her horse half, against her chilled, wind-battered nerves, and her ice-hard nipples sticking out on breasts big enough to engulf your head. She'd use both hands to grind herself against you, supporting her upper body as it extends from her horse half, tongue out as her nipples bump and rub repeatedly over your own.
It'd be your job to warm her up. To take those glorious tits in both hands and submerge your dick in their softness until you paint her skin with boiling seed, heating her up and making her shiver from the sudden and sharp sensation so heavily that she cums from reflex. You'd even be able to hear the thumping of her horse half humping into the rug below you.

She'd slump over onto her side, and you'd go with her, embracing her as you both lie facing each other on the rug. Your feet both wrapping around her to stroke at her front flanks and the strong, toned layers of muscle, while you bury your faces into each other wherever you can reach. Snaking your hands inside and behind her cozy jacket to rub her back, taking turns to get drowsy and dizzy breathing in the scent of each other's hair.

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>>15882341
Take out the weeb and you might have a greetext there.

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>>15882407
>Take out the weeb
We are literally on the board for weeb stuff. We could rename /jp/ - Otaku Culture to /jp/ - General Weebshit and it wouldn't change a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

The biggest mystery is how the Wandering Scholar managed to get a drawing of a Red Cap standing still without getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882402
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882458
The Wandering Scholar is the Wandering Scholar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882458
A) Leanan Sidhe Waifu
B) Only interviewing married women

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882458
Wasn't the Wandering Scholar literally a dark matter or am I confuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882470
That's his assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882470
That Dark Matter only assisted him for World Guide 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882470
You are confuse. The Wandering Scholar is but a mortal man. Though a few people have a headcanon of him being married to the Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

What type of horrible ravenous beasts would your teenage daughterus be in the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882476
>>15882477
>dark matter assistant
My REEE is the REEE that will pierce the heavens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882470
Wandering scholar is literally the guy who married Ganbatte fairy.

>>15882478
>Though a few people have a headcanon of him being married to the Demon Lord.
What kind of newfag are you? We've known the DL is married to Traitor Prime since forever and that Wandering Scholar is married to a Leanan Sidhe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882478
>Though a few people have a headcanon of him being married to the Demon Lord
That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882487
Headcanon is usually retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882458
I do like the idea of vain monsters posing for him to draw. Free advertising for them, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882487
Never said it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882486
>Wandering scholar is literally the guy who married Ganbatte fairy.

It's not confirmed that he's married to the fairy, but then again, what other reason would a fairy follow a human man around other than to get stretched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882494
But it's not a thing here either. Anybody who read the first World Guide knows who the Demon Lord's husband is. It's a huge part of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882476
>>15882483
Not an assistant. The Dark Matter was more of an independent consultant for World Guide 2.

Wandering Scholar even put a few notes in that he was absolutely flabbergasted that she was basically using the book to write out a dating profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882493
>Free advertasing

More like warning posters. Though now that I think about it, people with lolidom fetish might want to approach dangerous creatures like redcap and spider girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882502
How is she even thinking straight, I thought the entire point of Dark Matters was that the girl on top was a mindbroken wreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882407
How about I reject you you joyless shitpail, at least I didn't call Tsukuyomi "Onnotangu" like a true Greyhawk-fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882508
I think the way it went is that the girl was already a top-tier Elementalist, so when she bonded with a Dark Matter, she was able to handle it, and maintained her intelligence despite the absurd influx of MAMONO MANA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882517
Isn't she still getting pounded by tentacles of >mana anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882508
Because her fetish is that shitty kind of sex were the girl does regular stuff while getting plowed and completely ignores the guy.

And also because of what this guy said >>15882517 The bitch has collected every elemental there is. Only example of that we know of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882511
Anon, that green text was so full of references to completely unestablished things I had to read it twice just to verify that it made zero sense.

[Anonymous No.]

remember to get your dragons out and exercising!
Don't want them to go pudgy now do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882523
That's a very inconsiderate fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882508
Just freshly made Dark Matters.
Those that have become "complete" by fusing with another person are capable of somewhat normal lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882476
>>15882477
Wait, really?
That Leanan Sidhe has got to be thirsty as fuck now, given how much DE the Scholar has been exposed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882537
Fairies are always thirsty af

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882532
My dragon doesn't let me study and keeps dragging me on to adventures. How can I even make her chill for a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882458
He has a waifu. Although most monstergirls don't have a problem with harems, they're not as common in MGE as people think, so monstergirls ignore the guy (in a sexual way, I mean)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882554
That's surprisingly considerate of them.

>>15882551
Make her study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882521
Probably, but that's just masturbation.

She and her harem of Elementals want a man to fuck them. Go forth, and acquire Elemental Harem-fu[s]!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882566
There was a profile for her, right? Someone should just go on and date her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882547
That looks like someone took Odin from PAD and turned him into a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882566
>masturbation
Was under the impression that the orb fucked her on its own whether or not she wanted it (except she does)

>Their thoughts are governed by the female part. As demonic energy and desire incarnate, their heads are full of thoughts of having sex with men and they fly around the skies of Demon Realm's astride the black orb, in pursuit of human men in order to sate that desire
>Also, during that time, the black orb acts according to the desire of men that comprises it, continuing to coil around and violate the woman sitting atop it with its tentacles. The female part gives in to the desire of women that comprises it, continuing to indulge in the pleasure given to it by the black orb.

>>15882576
>Saphirette remains unlucky in love
She's waiting for you~

>>15882578
It's Othinus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882576
The problem with being a big-shot MG is that your importance means you are in an area populated by multitudes of other MGs.
Which means odds are any man entering the realm got caught well before getting anywhere close to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882576
>However, to my embarrassment, I had never even been in a romantic affair before becoming a monster, and when my homeland became a demon realm, most of the men in my country were carried off by other monsters while I was finishing a report about the results of research into demon realm conversion.
She's really fucking autistic sounding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882587
Just carry a huge flag with a drawing of her written "I only want this girl!" and I'm sure the other monsters will understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880402
>tfw very few artists draw thicc lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882583
>Was under the impression that the orb fucked her on its own whether or not she wanted it (except she does)
Yes, but it's still a part of her own body.

Ergo, masturbation, even if they do act independently of her consciousness.

>>15882576
I think the whole point is to give a character for writers to act out gaining a husbando, whether self-insert or otherwise.

To my knowledge, there are no such stories starring her in English, and I am unaware if any exist on KC's database.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882597
White-gloved prince on a shining steed tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882596
She sounds cute as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882598
Look up the artist "psycho" on Pixiv.

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>>15882601
Well she's basically a cute autist.
>Also, perhaps because I'm a dark matter, I have this bad habit. I constantly seek pleasure, go wild with lust, and lose concentration, but on the other, my head works better than usual while experiencing pleasure. So as of the present, I work my energy tentacles hard while I'm reading books and putting my research in order. For that reason, I'd be even more pleased if my husband would tease my body while gently hugging me from behind, or thrust from below in the woman-on-top-position and become like my chair when I'm reading books and doing research. And also, though I am verbose when writing, I'm extremely nervous when actually meeting someone face to face and chatting, and I must admit I'm rather taciturn. So, I'd prefer a person who would gently pat my head, hug me, kiss me, and then push me over, and make me feel really good if I affectionately leaned close to him without saying a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882609
Fug meant for >>15882603

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882551
Find a good movie she likes and a comfy blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882601
>give a character for writers to act out gaining a husbando
>yet everyone forgot about her

Oh wow. Now I feel kind of bad for the poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882604
That's toddlers though anon.

Not that that bothers me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882598
>THICC lolis
>Not delicious Ojousamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882617
>Not that that bothers me.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna feed my veggies and leftover food under the table to my wock older sister's tentacles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882616
Does a dark matter have a concept of cake-ness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882621
I recognize Yupiel and the girl on the right of her, who's the other two on the far right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882621
Stupid sexy smug lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882615
>Put some action or adventures movie for her to watch, she gets pumped up and drags me along
>Put romantic movies, flirty rape
>Put some deep meaning movies, she just cuddles me and ponders about life
>Put some sad movies, she quiets down and gets sad then I cuddle and cheer her up.

She is too strong, there is no way I can win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882623
Whatever man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882624
That's fine, just don't sneak sweets to them.
That's how wocks get fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882623
Delete the reaction image

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882655
As a wise man once said.
Get good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882665
Jokes on you, I deleted it before you made your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882653
>>15882654
I actually don't know, sorry. I tried looking for other works by Nanashi and went down a dark, dark path. Though as a bonus...

https://exhentai.org/s/0a62c99086/971506-55

ANCIENT EGYPTIAN CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882671
Oh shit you got me anon. You win this round

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882673
>Playing lewd magic card games with a MG
Why is this appealing to me? Am I a nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882673
>https://exhentai.org/s/0a62c99086/971506-55
>More Delicious Brown Egyptian Lolis by Takatsu
Yes. Yeeeeessss. YEEEEEEESSSSSS.
Thanks for sharing anon.

>>15882621
Besides aforementioned delicious brown lolis, smug blonde loli vamps a best.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember folks,

If your wife seems oddly affectionate, cuddly, and seems to have gain three to four cupsizes in the course of a week, she may be suffering from Mad Holst disease.

Should she come down with such a thing, please bring her to the local apothecary before spontaneous lactation sets in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882716
https://exhentai.org/g/635705/4799cdb005/ - Lolicon, oyakodon, kitsunes

https://exhentai.org/g/973786/63e0ca2bc8/ - Oyakodon, lolicon, Bogans

https://exhentai.org/g/423563/46fa13306b/ - Oyakodon, lolicon, Succubutts

https://exhentai.org/s/54c1f3a432/289121-150 - Crippling depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882766
What happens if I whisper to her how she wants to be a happy little milk machine cow when she's sleeping? And get her to wear a cowbell collar with cowprint arm warmers and stirrup socks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882821
>how she wants to be a happy little milk machine cow when she's sleeping? And get her to wear a cowbell collar with cowprint arm warmers and stirrup socks?
I wish there was a pixiv artist out there that catered exclusively to people that like seeing thick lactating monstergirls in cowprint, or cosplaying as Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

Chrome is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882821
Then your wife starts wearing cowprint bikinis and mooing while pressing her overly large chest into your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882841
why?

[Anonymous No.]

REMINDER: wolfu is best waifu.

that is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882848
Because she's basically a high-functioning autist in one area only and just an autist everywhere else except even with her autism boost she's strictly inferior to Shirome

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882848
She /fa/ and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882853
Her sister is better breeding material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882853
I don't know about that. My waifu is pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882912
Carry on my shoulder and give her cookie?
Yes, yes I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882912

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882912
I would put her on top of a tree and run away.

[Anonymous No.]

Living Armors have loads of potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882912
Yes. Loli hating fags don't know what they're missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882921
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882912
I do like vestaments

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882912
I'd give her a piggyback

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882912
Oh, absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882830
I wish there was an artist who specialised in that in general. It's too underrated. Maybe a commission or two might need to be planned. Or three. Or four.

>>15882843
Even if she's normally pretty strict and intelligent? Now I'm curious. Just how docile and dopey could Mad Holst disease make a high-strung monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882925
Come on and slam with me Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882936
Oh, she'll be smart still, she'll just hide it beneath a dopey exterior.
And if you doubt her, she'll throw on some glasses and show you just how smart she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882912
Keep her around to heal me?

Absolutely.

I mean I need someone to do it while I go and try to "woo" the MGE equivalent of Sinestra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882925
>MFW it's heavily implied that Ornstein became a Dragon somehow and let the Nameless King ride him. Or died on the way to meet him in Archdragon Peak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882963
I prefer the idea that he made his way to the peak to take out the one-shoting trash after Anor Londo went to shit.

I'll give you an souls waifu you want if can hand over a qt scaleless book dragon. Even the Doll, if it so pleases you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Running home at night in MGC
>Trying to keep your virginity for a nice lady you met at church
>Hear the sound of paws fast approaching
>Duck into alleyway, hoping for some sick juking action
>She's already caught up to you
>Paw slams your shoulder against the cold brick wall
>"You didn't really think you could outrun a tiger, did you?"
>Stammer a "no", foolishly hoping compliance will get you a free ticket out
>It doesn't
>"You wanna know something about tigers, kid?"
>You shake your head, but she keeps going
>"The chase only makes them hungrier."
>She licks her lips before forcing you into the deepest, hottest, wettest kiss of your life
>The air between your faces becomes so stuffy with her heat that it's almost impossible to breathe
>Her tongue is violating your mouth from top to bottom
>You collapse, although unsure if it was from the pleasure, or the lack of oxygen
>She lets you fall down, and pins you to the ground before continuing the kiss with her soft, plump thigh pressed firmly against your groin
>You eventually give in, close your eyes, and accept that you are just another plaything in the massive dollhouse that is Monstergirl City

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882864
Best Wolf 2016!

[Anonymous No.]

Big bottomed dolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883009
My First Kiss Was Stolen by a Tiger!

Another chilling tale by R. L. Stine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883016
>Monsterboys
>Literal shit eating
>Furries fucking everywhere
Fuck off shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883023
I prefer fat-bottomed Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883009
>Running home

You see, the trick to not get raped by an MG is to throw yourself to the ground and pretend to be dead. And I'm not talking about "it's a bear" dead, I'm talking about "You will never be together with your waifu and no human will ever fill that hole in your heart" dead inside.

The feeling of depression is enough to make the monster sad and go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883031
Kind of puts a new meaning to "junk in the trunk", no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883031
Literally built for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15882957
Oh yeah? Well, I'd like to see how long she can resist when I start jingling her cowbell and milking her ultra-sensitive tits.
If she's got mad holst disease, then I'm going to make the most of it, and make her into a genuine cowgirl yet.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to worship Anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883053
A Loli oppai anubis or a pudgy one? It could also be the muscle one if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to laugh at the plebs who have shit taste in literarure with my crow tengu waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883059
God, I can imagine a Crow Tengu being a snobby /lit/ fag.

Scoffing when you tell her you like Stephen King's work, giving you a lecture on why TV rots the brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883048
What is she?
Some folks may be weirded out by such a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883068
/lit/ 'fags' wouldn't lecture you about tv. They'll just say that you have shit taste for reading genre fiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883056
Why not both?
A pudgy, oppai loli anubis is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883068
>Hating on Stephen King
Heaven forbid an English teacher from a college actually be one of the most successful writers without being a complete cunt.

It's not like he's one of the few people able to take something mundane and make it terrifying. Case and point: Pennywise the Clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883079
I bet you like Harry Potter and Pratshit too. Enjoying Jerusalem you pleb? I bet you are you genre fiction reading scum. Go back to reading comics. Papa Bloom out.

[Anonymous No.]

>reading genre fiction
Can someone draw a smug crow tengu saying this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883084
And this is why I don't browse /lit/.
Bunch of elitist scum is what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883084
>theres another /lit/ fag in this thread
Never thought I'd see the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883090
You only have yourself to blame for your shit taste. It's okay. 76% of /lit/ browsers don't read anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883084
Actually, I prefer the works of Lovecraft, Anne McAffrey, George RR Martin, JRR Tolkein, Terry Pratchett, and Neil Gaiman over J.K. Rowling.

But you know, heaven forbid I have a different set of tastes from you, you emasculated Nu-male who probably vapes because he can't handle the full-bodied taste of actual tobacco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883068
>>15883090
ITT: People who went to /lit/ with their shit taste and got laughed out and are salty about it

Just like the Gazer bullies people with shit taste in vidya, Crow Tengus bully those with shit taste in writing.

The weak should fear the strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883099
But Anon, all the authors you read have mostly nu-male audiences! In fact, classic lit is as far away as you can get from nu-male shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883093
I unironically own all of DFW's published fiction.

>>15883099
Quit dickwaving you genre-fiction reading wannabe.
>no gene wolfe
Don't know what you're talking about.

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>>15878436
Where are you anon

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>>15883068
>"Oh, is that 'Catch-22'?"
>she slams your book shut
>"That book is for tasteless plebians who think they can laugh at reality. Try this. It's 'The Catcher in the Rye'. Maybe if you spend more than half an hour looking through it, you'll understand what it REALLY means to enjoy literature."
>She goes home and cries on /lit/ about how difficult it is to get guys to approach her for book recommendations even though she owns the library

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>>15883106
Which is exactly why I keep an Italian copy of Dante's La Divina Comedia on my bookshelf.

>>15883112
>Somebody has different tastes than me!
>Better strawman like the assmad little faggot I am!

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>>15883113
the first victim of monpocalypse

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>>15883114
>/lit/
>catcher in the rye
Nah she would rec a meme book like DFW or pibecone

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>>15883098
After I punch your crow tengu waifu in the face, I'll punch you and then go home and cuddle my waifu while reading Harry Potter.
To spite you.

>>15883102
I've never been on /lit/ because I've heard terrible things about the people there.
And all the smug superiority in the world can't save a Crow Tengu from a headlock and a noogie.

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>>15883119
Crow Tengu have every right to be smug.

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>>15883114
You know, funny thing is I actually read Catch-22.
If she made me shut the book I'd punch her for making me lose my spot in a book I'm reading for college.

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>>15883119
/lit/ as a board is basically the literary equivalent of /mu/ with infinitely more pretentious faggots that may as well just be the bastard spawn of /pol/ when it comes to being insufferable.

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>>15883115
You're okay in my book anon. As long as you have some taste it's daijobu

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>>15883124
Then I'll tie her to a chair and force her to listen to the entire harry potter series and the entire percy jackson series on audiobook.
I'll rig up a set of headphones to a motorcycle helmet and make her wear it.

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>>15883119
>Harry Potter fans get so angry they have to resort to physical violence (against women no less) to defend their children's book
/lit/ was right again

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>>15883119
>>15883125
>>15883136
What's with the anger edgelords?

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Or you know, you can just ignore her like any well adjusted adult should do.

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>>15883113
I forgot. I have failed you.

>>15883116
If only.

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>>15883142
I said "to spite you."

>>15883143
I don't like pretentious fucks.
Also I think it'd be funny to see a smug Crow Tengu squirm as she begins to enjoy the books despite herself.

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>>15883148
I trusted you

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>>15883144
>Well adjusted
Just being here kinda disqualifies us doesn't it?

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>>15883132
I keep my classical literature on the top shelf of my book shelf, but since the shelves are so retardedly spaced and there's only four of them I have to sometimes make adjustments.

Manga is on the bottom because I'm too lazy to keep it at eye level/don't want to remember it.

I need a place to buy more shelves.

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>>15883149
>enjoy
Not everyone enjoys YA just like not anyone enjoys classic lit

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>>15883149
She won't. I picked up a copy once and began to read through to see exactly what the fuss was. I soon noticed that whenever a character in Rowling's novel went for a walk, she instead wrote "they stretched their legs." I started to note whenever she used this phrase on an envelope in the back of my copy. I only gave up when I had noted it down eleven times. JK. Rowling's mind is so governed by dead cliches she simply cannot write.

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>>15883152
That's nice. I have a bottom shelf for weebshit like LNs and manga too

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>>15883156
Like I fucking desperately need to find more shelves for this case since I fucking hate the idea of using an e-book reader with a goddamned passion.

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>>15883084
/lit/ crow, please go.

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>>15883154
Anon, allow me my literary corruption fantasy.

>>15883155
Gee, I wonder what it's like to hate things as much as you?
Please return to /lit/ where you belong.

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>you will never teach a delinquent monster girls to the wonders of classical literature

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDdPGfvsfyI

>Hand an Oomukade a note saying "I can't fix you. Goodbye forever."
>Her face when

[Anonymous No.]

I love Crow Tengu, but I have pretty crummy tastes in books.

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>>15883163
I'd rather play video games with them.
Mario Party would be wild. Last place gets dominated by everyone else, and first place gets to give the orders.

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>>15883073
Anubis, which is a coincidence, considering that other post.
Obviously, it wouldn't be permanent. I'd help her get cured and restored to her normal state within time. But before then, I'd take great joy in making her a happy, content brown anubis cowgirl.

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>>15883169
You act like she wouldn't start to miss it after a while.
She might even get a jug of Holst milk and chug it so she can have big sensitive tits again.

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>>15883166
What if a Crow Tengu offered to record you some audiobooks after you told her that her voice was very soothing?

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>>15883173
>"hey, could you do some recordings for these?"
>"s-sure, anon! what are th-"
>hand her doujins
>crow tengu doujins

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>tfw no yandere crow tengu who gives you a 4000 page novella about how much she loves you

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>>15883173
I'd rather she whisper things into my ear.

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>>15883150
So, reading through it for a second time, I wasn't able to remember what originally seemed off to me. I wouldn't worry about it. Word flow is extremely subjective and I may not have been wholly focused on it the first time anyway.

Sorry I couldn't be more helpful.

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>>15883187
Thanks anyways, every bit helps.

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Let's say that a man was taken prisoner and eventually grabbed by a MG to be raped . If he were to somehow overpower and kill her, how would he treated by other MGs?

Would they react with anger or pity? Would they beat or kill him? Let him go?

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>>15883088

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>>15883198
You've grown as a drawfag.

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>>15883198
More art of best monstergirl is always nice.

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>>15883198
nice work

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>>15882402
Wold be even better if you could fuck her afterward, and her lower body wasn't that of a horse.

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>>15883084
to be fair they could enjoy reading the cracks in a pile of literal dung and there's nothing wrong with it since it's >taste

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>>15883164
I'm gonna bully an alp until she quits twitter!

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>you will never be a heal slut for a party of monstergirl warriors

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>>15882373
See, look at this shit. A 11/10 /fa/ white horn still cannot off put the fact that you're just up the ass end of a horse. Try as you may to distract yourself from it, grope her chest to all kinds of perverted things, you won't escape the fact that you're just fucking a horse.

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>>15883198
Saved

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>>15883219
Why do you even care though
I mean even the vanilla-ish monsters like Slimes are literally sticking your dick in a pile of cold jello if you put it that way.

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>>15883172
She'd be playing an awfully dangerous game, especially if she told me she missed it.
I'd start spiking her morning cereal with Hathor milk, even on top of the holst milk she'd be taking herself. I'd secretly inscribe her cowprint arm-warmers and stirrup socks with pleasure runes so she associates the cow roleplay with absolute bliss.
Hell, I'd even go to a girl like a lich to enchant my anubis' cowbell collar with a charm spell, so that whenever it makes a noise, her thoughts would slowly melt into a milky haze, until snuggling, lactation and mooing are the only things on h r mind.

If she wants to be a cowgirl, I'll make her the bustiest, thickest, milkiest, happiest cowgirl on the planet.

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>>15883198
S-Stupid smug bird! What does she know?!

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>>15883198
Gonna noogie that smug bird.

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>>15883198
To be honest what does 'genre fiction' even mean and what is the alternative?

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>>15883225
She doesn't want to be a cowgirl, but she wants to be like them.
Carefree, busty, and lactating.
Bonus points for Cowprint clothing and lazy paizuri.

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>>15883223
That's not the same and you know it.

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>>15883237
How is it not the same though, I legitimately can't see the difference.

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>>15883232
google it.

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>>15883229
More then you.

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>>15883244
>then

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>>15883238
>I legitimately can't see the difference.
Because you're speaking on terms so simplistic you're completely missing the point. You're reducing a slime to just a pile of cold jello. For that matter horse pussy is just a sleeve off warm flesh. So why not fuck a literal dog? Same properties, no difference, right? Just a sleeve of flesh. Do you see why your line of thinking doesn't work?

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>>15883250
No I don't. A slime is literally just a pile of cold jello. No analogy exists for a slime, fuck's sake most of the time they don't even have a real pussy you can stick it into the back of their neck and cum there. It is literally a pile of vibrator jello.

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>>15883253
And a dog is literally just a pile of warm flesh. When you reduce it so simply not even a human is different.

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>>15883236
Oh, I don't mean literally turning her into a cowgirl. She'd still be an anubis, but like you say, I'd make her carefree, docile, curvy and extremely prone to lactation.
Why, she'd probably just want to stay in our bedroom all day. Having wild, bouncy sex, being suckled so her always swelling teats go down a few sizes, massaging coconut butter into her soft brown breasts. Not to mention having her head in my lap, stroking her all over while she giggles and goes "aamooo!" like the good little anubicow she is.

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>>15883258
But that's literally what a slime is, their simplicity is what makes them unique. Their head can swap places with their ass and mould into the right shape and there's no difference. If I replaced your head with your ass and stuck your head onto your rectum could you still function?
The reason I'm calling them a pile of jello is because there is literally nothing else to them except for Dark and Queens.

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>>15883262
You honestly can't see the difference between fucking a horse and fucking slime? What ever, I just woke up I can't be fucked arguing this. Carry on.

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>>15883268
But Anon, it's 1 AM right now!

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>>15883270
Actually it's noon

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>>15883270
>>15883273
You're both wrong, it's 12:07 am

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>>15883262
I had a cup of coffee.
>If I replaced your head with your ass and stuck your head onto your rectum could you still function?
Irrelevant. You're talking on terms to simple that I would still be the same puddle of flesh. I don't need to be working flesh. That's too complex for what you're proposing.

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>>15883281
are you me? same zone

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>>15883282
Go drink another fucking coffee. Slimes are nothing but a pile of jello. They have no other properties. A pile of jello is indistinguishable from a slime that's pretending to not be a slime.
A pile of jello describes a slime in its physical entirety. A pile of flesh does not describe a human in its physical entirety.

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>>15883284
East coast best coast. Even though Michigan isn't supposed to be east coast but hey, shipping laws.

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>you will never read the Illiad to your Lilim waifu
>you will never both weep at the death of Patroclus
>you will never hold each other, deeply feeling the loss of long lost heroes washed away in a sea of blood.

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>>15883289
But I don't like Lilims.

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>>15883287
we meet again fellow citizen

Welp, good night thread, try not to burn it down

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>>15883297
We meet again? We've done this before?

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>>15883088
In making this I actually forgot to include the phrase Genre Fiction. Sorry, I owe ya one.

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>>15883301
What kind of genre is tallywackers in?

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>>15883300
their is at least 3 people in this thread from michigan, including myself
I could be wrong though

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>>15883309
Where in Michigan anon?

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>>15883314
ehhh near the thumb

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>>15883318
Uh-oh. I'm near the thumb too.

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>>15883301
You're alive crayon! Thanks for doing my request

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>>15883286
See, I think you see the issue with your logic you just don't want to admit it. You say "Why care about fucking a horse because when you put it that way, a slime is just fucking some cold jello" I've been ignoring the fact that slimes are irrelevant to fucking a horse, but I'll point that out now. Secondly, the only way you can draw the comparison by reducing the two to the lowest common denominator "a pile of substance". They are both "a pile of substance" when you say it that way, so what does it matter?

Now if that isn't what you mean to say, you'd best clarify yourself because that is the base conclusion of your argument. Trying to make it more complex with defining whether or not something is something in its physical entirety does not behoof your argument.

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Is Redcaps hat attached to her body?

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>>15883321
You guys should meet up. Y'know, to talk about monster girls and stuff.

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>>15883326
No

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>>15883332
Then will it change colors even if she's not wearing it?

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>>15883325
> I've been ignoring the fact that slimes are irrelevant to fucking a horse, but I'll point that out now.
My original point is not that slimes are relevant to fucking a horse but that you shouldn't be in a Monster Girl thread if you can't stand monster parts and I used a relatively vanilla monster to showcase that even a slime is basically fucking something absurd, probably more absurd than a horse.

I think the issue with you is that YOU don't want to admit it.
>a pile of substance
But - get this through your thick skull - unlike basically every other MG or other living being, there is LITERALLY nothing else to a slime. Does a slime have a head? A structure? Bones, muscle tissue, a circulatory system? It's nothing BUT a pile of slime. If we're talking about humans I can give more details on the exact structure but a slime is basically type, mass, viscosity, color and opacity and that's about it.
It's pretty late so I'm going to fuck off here, but hopefully you can stop trying to draw parallels between calling a pile of jelly with no internal structure a 'pile' and calling something with clearly defined and non-negotiable structure a 'pile'.

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>>15883334
Mamono mana finds a way.

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>>15883335
>halfway through re-typing my post
>the post I submitted five minutes ago finally shows up
wtf

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>>15883301
>miia in the backround pictures

Thank you Crayonfag, you are my greatest ally

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>>15880833
>wears cool leather gloves
>goes barefoot

Nice.

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>>15883347
Gotta conceal those footsteps.

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>You'll never give a Redcap a Cursed Sword and set her loose in a church

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>>15883351
Indeed. She's a little sad though, seeing as she's barefoot and wearing rags. She's like a little insane orphan girl.

I would buy her a new dress and thigh socks.

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>>15883301
Two Tengu pictures? Nice.

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>>15883301
Books are for nerds, gonna bully that bird.

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>>15883335
>there is LITERALLY nothing else to a slime
Alright professor. Since you clearly know everything there is to know about slimes, tell me if they have a brain? How to they store memories? If you take bits away from a slime at a time, do their faculties reduce in a proportionate manner? Or do they remain just as intelligent the more mass you remove from them? If the slime itself stores memories, and one slime absorbs another does it become two people inhabiting the same body?

Point is slimes are bound to have a form of structure no matter how small and cellular or apparently unseen. Otherwise they wouldn't be slimegirls, they would just be slime. I would like you to answer my questions, these are things I'm genuinely curious about.

> you shouldn't be in a Monster Girl thread if you can't stand monster parts
Horsefuckers like to draw this line of reasoning a lot, as if they can draw on tails wings, paws and claws to excuse their horsepussy, and if I may be pedantic, since when was a horse a monster?

I love monster parts. I don't want to fuck a horse. Now what?

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>>15883370
Not that guy, but regarding Slimes, Mamano Magic don't gotta explain shit.

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>>15883347
Do you think the skin under her gloves looks like the skin on her legs? Or is that supposed to be scarring

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>>15883379
That's such a boring cop out though.

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>>15883380
I think the red parts under the gloves are like compression sleeves, and the bands on her legs are just ornamental tattoos.

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>>15883381
Well yeah but reality can't explain moving/thinking slime people anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget that many maids have a special kind of diabetes where their body can only produce insulin after taking in semen, either orally, vaginally or anally.
Please don't neglect your maid's health.

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>>15883381
>>15883386
Actually, I change my mind.

Nanomachines could do it.

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>>15883391
Nanomachines have a structure tho senpai

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>>15883370
>now what?
You find a monster to your liking. Why am I not asleep yet?

>tell me if they have a brain
They don't, or else their entire body acts as one, since you can punch a hole through them at any point without damaging their memories or thoughts.
>etc. etc.
>point is Slimes are bound to have some sort of structure
They literally don't. Magic ain't gotta explain shit.

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>>15883390
My Shoggoth maid doesn't have to make up lies to get me to dick her.
Neither do the other girls.

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>>15883390
Thank god my maid doesn't have that.

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>>15883390
That explains my Shogs declining energy.

I've been just using her eye socket.

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>>15883397
>wisp
Wasn't Will of the Wisp literally It's Not My Fault I Died A Virgin

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>>15883394
>You find a monster to your liking.
I've done that. I've done that AND I'm lamenting a good girl turned into trash.

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>>15883406
Ebin

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>>15883408
>Ebin
Meh. You chose to start this while reply chain. It's obvious that I was only airing my grievances.

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>>15883403
Irrelevant.
I can have one while alive if I'm hard enough.

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>>15883386
I'm not sure about normal slimes, but some of them have cores that maintain their body and shit right?
Maybe the core is just a solid ball of concentrated magic and the lower ranking ones just have it spread all over her body. I don't know shit about slimes.

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>>15883403
Not sure what you mean by that, but yes Wisp is someone who died not knowing the feel of a lover.

I suppose any virgin might become a Wisp, though I bet it's easier depending on how royally pissed you are about it. A NEET Gazer for example, spends her whole life playing vidya and browsing the net, dies in a freak accident. Her powerful magic, fueled by her rage at dieing a virgin, causes her spirit to linger and she becomes a Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see an Automaton that comes from an illustrious development lineage like in muh Gundam series.

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>>15883432
You want an expensive, haughty automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please ensure you oneesans aren't staying up late and playing Continent of Conflict, the gotta meet boys in the real world

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>>15883432
She wouldn't be a filthy zeek, would she?

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>>15883449
>the gotta meet boys in the real world
But she already has an Otouto.

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>>15883451
Well, she's no Zaku.....

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>>15883457
It's not healthy for her to sit there all day, she's gotta go out and meet people!

[Anonymous No.]

I've never felt my fighting spirit flare for a loli before. Im fired up.

I want to fight a Redcap so bad. I want to beat her with a foam bat while she fights me with her spirit cleaver, until one or both of us collapse from exhaustion.

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>>15883462
All she needs is a bunch of snacks and an otouto who acts just like her japanese cartoon ones!

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>>15883481
But that's how she gets fat!

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>>15883487
No she won't! Besides, it'll go to the right places anyways. She'll be fine.

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>>15883487
Not if you give her some thorough exercise. There's also subtle manipulation. Leave some mags lying around of hot girls the same race of whatever your nee-san is who are also toned and well muscled with defined abs.

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>>15883477
It must be fun as fuck to fight a Redcap. She is probably the one that stalks her prey and ends it with one slice.
Can you imagine the look on her face after you dodged some of her attacks? Bitch probably fights like a monkey even with that huge cleaver.

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>>15883498
I imagine she telegraphs her attacks, and says cheesy things like "this will end it!" and "time for my ultimate move!". Bopping her around with a foam bat would just be the best.

After several months of fighting your Redcap girlfriend, you might even start winning, and would probably be in awesome shape.

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>>15883498
I want to get blackjacked by one, dragged off somewhere quiet and be carved up lovingly.
Ambush predation is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

Well now that the whole "two unleaked profiles" thing is basically confirmed with the revealing of Redcap, I wonder what the second one might be?

Thoughts? Hopes?

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>>15883511
Hit em low and keep rollin' to da beat no breaks slow it down then accelerate.

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>>15883527
Bluecap is an easy fallback.

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>>15883527
Nyarlathotep

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>>15883534
That was the 666th post. Creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883511
>letting yourself get taken by a loli

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>>15883527
Maybe we'll get another traditional RPG monster. Like owlbear or flying eye.... actually a mono eye girl with succubus wings would be pretty rad.

Tarrasque would be the rapest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883527
I want to see one more Chaos girl, to help even the numbers between Chaos and Wonderland.

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>>15883559
>not letting yourself get taken by a loli

How else are you supposed to lose your virginity? Go to the whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883598
Let yourself get taken by a tall busty girl of course. Onee-sans are way better for sexual than Imoutos.

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>>15883627
Nonsense
Big girls would be afraid to hurt you and they'd rape you so gently and slowly you might fall asleep in the middle of it

Meanwhile a loli with her compact body would be able to go wild without any fear for your well-being, their extra-tight pussy is an added value as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883635
>Big girls would be afraid to hurt you and they'd rape you so gently and slowly you might fall asleep in the middle of it
That sounds great actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883635
>they'd rape you so gently and slowly you might fall asleep in the middle of it
I wouldn't fall asleep during that because that sounds heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

I would rather have a girl around my age and size so we can have passionate sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of love.

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>>15883635
even if that didn't sound perfect,
>Implying a big, lithe and athletic wouldn't brutally rape you hard enough to make an amazon go "Hey, aren't you worried you might actually crush his pelvis?"
You're forgetting that these girls are Berserk (calm). gentle and slow isn't in their vocabulary until you stain their caps white

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>>15883654
would you like to upgrade your bro licence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883654
But what about sex in the mating press position with leglocking and handholding while gazing into each other's eyes for the purpose of reproduction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883677
I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

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>>15883705
What's wrong anon?
Can't handle romance?
I want to sink to the deepest depths of love with Deruella

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>>15883712
You didn't even include whispering sweet nothings of love.
And Deruella is a bit out of your league, how about a nice succubus like that Alleured, she's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883718
>Spoiler
I thought that was a given anon. Not even something I had to mention.
Though I can't believe I forgot to mention the kissing. With tongue even!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883712
>Deruella
this triggers me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883737
Live with it, how do you think I felt when people started using "Druella"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883741
I bet people refering to her as Drue for shorts ticks some mighty fine rage boxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883743
What about blackberry fucktits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883745
Anon that is significantly longer to say

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a Jabberwock's feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883527
KC stated that Redcap had nothing to do with MGE II, and that she was the 201st girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883743
Eh, I can live with that.

>>15883745
God I'd love to fuck those blackberry tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883748
I thought we were talking about the rage, not the length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883755
I thought we were talking about shortened named. Is blackberry fucktits particularly rage worthy? Sound more juvenile to me, like she'd reace with a "Yeah, alright mook-who-tried-to-be-a-lilim #910195135, whatever you say."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883769
>mook-who-tried-to-bed****-a-lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883769
I just remember one autist getting bent out of shape by someone calling her a blackberry at some point. Ah well.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the weirdest thing that happened to you because of this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883822
I realized just how much I enjoy the idea of losing all control for a short period of time.
Also how incredibly vanilla I am beyond that and how my deepest fetish is emotional fulfillment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883822
I read that hungry blob soup thing and then the beast slime one strait afterwards. I had a dream about multi coloured slime coming though the plumbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883822
That dark valk is the closest ive got to corruption perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883822
I had motivation to do something, but that's been gone for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883836
What do you think her flaws are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883853
Pandemonium. it's the problem all fallen girls have. (though it makes sense for dark priest)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883822
Monster girl discussion in general has gifted me a deep seated hatred for poor people who are proud of the fact they have to work from 9-5 at their shitty jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>No quiet but highly observant black harpy rune scholar who dresses Gothic and socializes with groups of undead
The only living girl who I can actually see hanging out with undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883869
Are you talking about that time where people were saying they'd still work instead of being a house husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883875
Dark mage might.

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>>15883869
Why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883878
Blogposting has had a lot to do with it.

>>15883883
It's just grating man. It's like they think they're special because they drive a truck AND like monster girls. And writefags portraying their YOUs as a Bruce Springsteen Workin' Class Man comes off like they're writing Conan fanfics, not greens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883749
That's lewd! Don't lewd a Jabberwock's feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883881
Hmm, maybe. I think she consorts with demons more tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883886
>And writefags portraying their YOUs as a Bruce Springsteen Workin' Class Man comes off like they're writing Conan fanfics, not greens.
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883889
True, granted dark mage needs a skin discoulor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883904
What colour would you go for? I say red personally

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883894
Its worded awkwardly, but he means writefags writing characters who aren't NEETS seems as fantastical as conan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883916
Not "fantastical" just exaggerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>Crows are up there as one of the smartest animals
>One of the rare few who not only use tools to get food, but actually use tools to make/get better tools to get food
I wonder how happily she'd chirp when you pat her head and praise her intelligence.

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>>15883822
I developed a deep dislike for people who dislike 'high culture' and believes that everyone who are accustomed to/like 'high culture' are pretentious snobs/posers or that they believe that their 'own culture' is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883964
Culture is like fandoms, they are as good as they are trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883964
>people who dislike 'high culture'
Jesus these people are the worst. No one else ascribes an infallible attribute to any other culture except for these wankers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883964
Maybe its because I just woke up, but I don't follow you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883964
>something as silly as this mattering this much to you
It seems they struck a nerve.

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>>15883822
A few things.
>started liking girls based on things that scare the shit out of me in real life
>became fine with flat chested girls despite always insisting I hated them at the start
>now can't see a monster in a game/anime/movie without picturing it as a fuckable monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883964
Gee anon, maybe if you weren't such a snob it wouldn't upset you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884000
You're joking or samefagging, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

I think half of you misunderstood >>15883964
and the other half got upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883833
>We will never get more from the guy who did hungry blob soup kitchen
>Beast will never do anything as cute as his slime again.

Its a real shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884087
Or he's just being a faggot and posting stuff unrelated to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883749
Those feet are mean't to be licked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883822
>can't watch a horror movie without wondering what the monstergirl version would be like/wondering how offended a girl based on that monster would be
>Mostly fap to monstergirls now. The times I fap to humans I still imagine it in a MG setting.
>have gone from liking threadcanon to seeing it as utter trash that ruins most of the girls it touches

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>>15884074
Not at all. These faggots are cancer, you can't have any high tier girl like wight or pharaoh without them pushing their
>so snobby/haughty high class shitty personality
tripe.

I mean I may be over exaggerating, as there are plenty of times a nice discussion is had without them shitting it up, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884087
Maybe, he didn't word it very well and came across as the very thing he was bitching about for it.

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>>15884093
Any bad threadcannon in particular?

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>>15884094
It looks like I misunderstood what you were saying. I'm not big into wights and stuff either but I agree that trying to threadcanon them all as shitty pompous aristocrats is faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884106
Not him but I hate that fat lonely ryu crap alongside retard wurm, Posh wrights and most hellhound related stuff among others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884106
Off the top of my head:
>literal retard wurm (the strongest of all threadcanons, few see them as anything but this)
>wendigo being defined by a retarded video game noise (was amusing at first but fucking hell the thread knows how to drive something into the ground)
>werewolves being literal dogs (less of a problem since kobold showed up)
>druella of all people now being a harmless joke character
>nerdhound (not sure if I should list it here because plenty of anons saw it for the forced attempt it was)
There's more but I can't think of any threadcanon that works as an improvement.
Threadcanon is fine in small doses and as a laugh, I think what turned me against it are the anons who insist its the new official version of the girl.

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>>15884115
>have a hellhound waifu that isn't threadcanon shit
Everyone ruins good things

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>>15884143
>agreed
>better than the monster boy fucking alternative at least
>not a problem these days
>the thread can't handle "evil" girls who are still hot so watered her down
>thank god it got called out
Sinkypede was also fucking awful but that's died down a bit thankfully.

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>>15884148
>insulting stinkypede

I agreed with you up to here.

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>>15884148
Fuck, I forgot to mention stinkypede. Well, there were plenty I didn't mention, but stinkypede was one of the most annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884148
what started stinkypede anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884197
One of Alp's stories. He went from the shit writefag who can't take criticism to the shit writefag who can't take criticism and also ruined a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884197
The same person who ruined the wiki, made /monster/ and spoiled the meetup.

Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to post this every thread until she gets popular!

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>>15884205
>the meetup.

Sounds like that would have been a disaster from the start.

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>>15884205
>The same person who ruined the wiki, made /monster/ and spoiled the meetup.
I actually haven't herd of all that before

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>>15884197
>>15884205
I'll have you know it was just one Oomukade who stopped stinking after she got a bath and that everyone else but me is a darn-tootin' varmint for blaming for their craptastic didgeridoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884221
for blaming me*

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>>15884213
At least use a better picture of her then.

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>>15884225
>Why doesn't your waifu have blunt bangs Anon?
>Don't you want to be perfect like us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883869
So I'm not the only one

Monster girls and MGE in particular are fantasies that allow you to escape the shitty things in life and yet a lot of people still want to be wageslaves even in their fantasies

>>15883963
Wouldn't she be much happier if you praised something more tangible like her knowledge on her favorite hobbies and topics?

>You will never have reward sex with a Crow girl after she learned the names of all the different shiny minerals

[Anonymous No.]

Bats are the best fluffy girl. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884213
I just want you to know that this will never be the thread's sakurafish.
Because we already have slowpoke and his lactation fetish for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883869
What do you do for money, anon?

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>>15884246
We also used to have Kevin. But I'm not deterred.

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>>15884244
>Z-Ton writes a fantastic story involving a batgirl
>Years later, does another story involving a batgirl
>Much hype because previous one was so great
>Ends in Triple NTR
I'm still not sure if it's hilarious or just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884256
It's both, because it proves that once NTR has infected someone's heart, like a parasitic worm, it never goes away.

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>>15884240
>if you praised something more tangible like her knowledge on her favorite hobbies and topics?
Well the praise would have its context in something she recently did. You wouldn't give it out of the blue

[Anonymous No.]

Would you or would you not date a White Horn that had rainbow Kiryuin hair to go along with her fabulous /fa/ clothing?

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>>15884250
I post on /jp/
What do you think?

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>>15884259
It's not like he'd done it before or has since.

Sure the fucked up Centaur one had some reverse NTR, but it still had a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884268
It's in there.
Waiting.
At any moment it could strike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884264
Holy shit who wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884264
Like Delirium from Sandman?

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty Elves emit all kinds of pheromones that drive men crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884311
Chocolate elves are best.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey diddle-diddle, time for a riddle!
This time YOU riddle ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884356
What has three legs and pink dots when it walks up the mountain but four legs and blue dots when it walks down the mountain?

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>>15884276
...No?

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>>15884311
>pheromones that drive men crazy

Succubi do it much better

A sweaty might give me, at best, a half boner
A Succubus would get me to cum inside her multiple times before I come back to my senses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884372
B-but rainbow hair and /fa/ clothing fits her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884361
Is it blood carrying oxygen through the body?

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>>15884379
No, I'm dead. How come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884382
>No
Oh well, guess that means you'll ravage the Riddle Cat now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884383
>>15884382
I just realized I read it wrong. Still wrong answer tho.

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>>15884264
Depends, is she bipedal?

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>>15884111
The threadcanon for wights is pretty shit, even though it's rarely brought up when other threadcanon like stinkypedes and retarded wurms is mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

I would not be able to stop staring at her forehead eye thing

[Anonymous No.]

I would not be able to stop staring at her forehead eye thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884483
Failure.

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>>15884268
First time I've hear some one trying to defend the double cocked futa-taur doujin

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just angry all the time. I want to spill their crimson rivers all over.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls use the same nickname your friends use for you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired. What are the best Monster Girls to laze around and sleep with. Big or small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884501
My friends don't have a nickname for me. Only my mom does, and that would be disgusting for someone I have sex with to use.
>>15884503
Lazy Otter.

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>>15884488
the kid in me tells me KC should have it shoot lazers

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>>15884501
Hopefully they would use "king T" and not "jolly black santa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884501
>Ready for some sexins, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884503
Yeti Weresheep combo who like to lie in bed and watch 80s movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884488
>>15884507
I don't know about lazers but KC said that if she ever gets angry that eye will become all red

I like to this that it gives her anime strength with a visible aura and everything

>>15884501
No clue, but I feel that a lot of monsters would use sexually implicit/food related nicknames

>>15884503
Dormice is the best if you can manage to restrain yourself from raping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884533
>You will never insult a Hakutaku's knowledge.
>you will never be tracked down and freaked out by the amount she knows about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881607
continuing from last night

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>>15884488
I want to spend my life buried within the vaults of academia with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884501
The only nickname I have is to people online, and I sure hope she doesn't know it.

[Anonymous No.]

So why doesn't someone who is not an incompetent piece of shit try to fix how we view Oomukades in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884589
>someone who is not an incompetent piece of shit
Sort of shot yourself in the foot with that qualification, there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884593
There are good people here. There have to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884589
I tried and failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884589
I'm at a dead end with the piece I'm writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884605
Tell me your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884607
I feel like I wrote myself into a corner, I know where I want to take it, I know how I want to develop the characters but I'm not sure how to get to the next events from the current position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884616
You already said you're in a dead end, tell me what the actual problem is. Help me help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884620
I thought I was pretty clear but I'll try again at the risk of repeating myself. I've wrote the characters into a position with my last update, that I don't know how to move to the next event. I have a few paragraphs of the scene they are in but I can't think of a believable and smooth way to get from point a to point b and still stay in style with the rest of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884639
Anon. You know what the problem here is?
I don't know who your characters are. I don't know the situation. I don't have any means by which I could tell you what you should do. No amount of repeating you're in a corner is going to change that.
Link to your story, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884523
>Come to bed, we're just about to start Short Circuit 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884488
Well done anon, she has a complex about her goofy eye thing, and now she's gone out drinking to remedy it.

The only monster here is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884646
I NEED A HERO

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>>15884642
Yes, please do this. I don't want you to be confused for someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881607
Mellloonnnn

Got you pushing too many pencils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884642
Sorry anon, I haven't slept yet. Also inb4 the oomukade is a moe blob, if I could get past this hump I'd be able to characterize her.

http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884654
You son of a bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884660
I'll get back to you at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884649
Not my fault she wanted to get drunk.

she could just tell me what it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884663
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884654
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881224
I've got a half-finished story that would be perfect for her, but it's the second arc ending for Loli-Oni, so I need it for something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884660
>>15884670
>inb4 the oomukade is a moe blob
Well a beast like her should be able to handle three punks easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884646
I love this guy's girls, they all look busty and comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884685
I know, I started that two years ago and looking back there is a lot I would change. I know I've done better, but I'd also not like to drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884649
Cutie on the right. Would take advantage of her drunkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884690
Well I'll get around to figuring out what you ought to do next eventually, but don't hold your breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884673
>more loli-oni
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884671
It appears to be a degenerate Game Grumpos and Predator reference.

The fact that Melon is drawing Gazer right now might have something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884695
Okay. Maybe when I wake up I'll just write and see what happens. Thanks for looking anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884693
>Not wanting to date the super cutie on the left

All men should have the desire to protect a smile like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884697
I've also got one or two Tsundragon episodes coming sometime I'm not too busy with work. Egglaying and hatching either as two episodes or one with a timeskip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884703
Her sex hair can't approach the right girl's glasses and straight bangs. 100% my type.

[Anonymous No.]

>Researching hakutaku folklore
>Wikipedia mentions them eaters of dreams and evil experiences that could be monoeye
>Other sites mention them as good luck symbols
huh, learn something new

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884701
Line 24
>If not for my past usefulness I’d probably be a playtoy in some aristocrats dungeon already.
Should be "aristocrat's"
Line 43
>I’m sure she’d loooove to wash you back.
Should be "your"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883435
>>15883451
The Hyaku Shiki of Automatons.
Golden armor pieces, striking red eyes, and the plumpest simulacrum titties and ass imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884712
Thanks for the catches, I noticed a few re-reading as well. I'll get those fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884559
>>15882139

Saw that gazzle poster in zootopia so why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884483
Failure.>>15884725
I see clit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884728
>didn't quote that guy
>didn't write failure
>it's attached before my post
y tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884721
Line 53
> She isn’t the only one in high places
Should this be "with friends in high places"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884706
Nice to hear you've got lots in the works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884743
No, she's got high friends in places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884725
Gazer is being overly lewd again, who will stop her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884751
Line 61
>not that she needed to talk anyone
Should be "needed to talk to anyone".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884743
I'm sure I meant it that way. Onto the notepad it goes
>>15884751
Thanks for the laugh anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884753
What happens if you win a staring contest with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884762
I can't take all the credit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo4_XxTqZ98

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884660
>Monster Girl shoots a guy in the head
Uhh, excuse me but what the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884777
Writing a hardboiled like piece about MGC being awful? Is it that horrible? I mean I know it's not cannon, but I didn't think it was that terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884766
You become a legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884785
>Monster Girls
>killing men
It just doesn't make sense. Why not just keep him as a source of delicious, delicious semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883169
>>15883172
>>15883225
>>15883236
>>15883261
Good taste you lot.

[Anonymous No.]

So what are the rest of you working on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
Nothing. Nothing at all. I gave up, and now all I do is tell other people to try hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that there is a Chubby shortstack kitsune dreaming about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884788
Because in her position she can have literally anything, one single loss to prove a point and cement her standing, as well as put pressure on another character should fall within acceptable standing I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884797
Well if you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
MG roulette
got the man, now I'm deciding on the monster

Then I'm going to try working on scalebound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15883822
I felt a kind of disgust so bad that I couldn't even read the text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
Playing WoW, getting ready to watch the Lions, and preparing for the second half of a DnD dungeon for my group today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884796
But she's not my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884660
Okay so I read it now. Is your problem that you don't know what the job they want Dennis for is or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881976
>His Jötunn was more of a snow elf than anything, no offense to Peny
Are you talking about the snow elf in Ghoul or the actual Jotunn thing I did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
Piling up story ideas

My most stupid one so far is about a single guy in an office who gets offered an office plant and that plant is an awkward tentacle girl who tries to get in his pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884808
But she still loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884813
Write it faget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884814
My heart belongs to another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884813
But that is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884809
More so I'm not sure how to get Dennis and Chokovski to the next job while still maintaining a coherent flow in line with the story and general tone. Also I can't thank you enough for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884790
You wont be satisfied until every girl is a tittymonster, will you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
Thinking about that Elf tentacle pasta and a very sexually aggressive Elf molesting an unsuspecting victim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884822
So do you mind telling me what that next job is?
You can use spoilers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884501
I don't really have a nickname, people just call me using a easy to remember name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884796
That's nice of her. I wish her the sweetest of dreams, because I'd love nothing more than to sit her on my lap.
I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her, however. It would be too tempting to fondle her ears and tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
I'm taking a shit right now. Will update if something comes out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884827
I'm planning on the two going to Exoskeleton and having a stand off there, before going on a chase through the alleys of the city, before arriving at the port

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884823
Naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884840
Before finally, I should just sleep, I can't type worth a damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
Just woke up and will probably finish a piece of Bapho art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884840
Huh. So why are they going to the office?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884841
Titty monsters are best monsters.
Even when said titty monsters are lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884814
I wonder how many girls have me as a husbando? Wait, never mind. The answer is probably just my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884844
It was supposed to bridge the gap, and allow me to expand more on Chokovski's character, but more I can't get the dialogue to feel 'right'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884848
I just want to see a Red Cap with Hobgoblin proportions senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884852
Well you could always have her mark her territory in the office because she thinks the couch smells like bugs
Also I'm expecting that she'll end up fighting that Oni from earlier on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884853
What do you think Red Caps would be into?
I'm thinking really toothy blowjobs with those sharky chompers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884853
Short, smug sharkteeth with huge tits?
Could be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884864
Facesitting for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884861
I'm planning on it, and I can actually see her marking her territory in a way, sex not withstanding because fuck NTR, Dennis is banging an Oomukade damnit. As I type this I figured out how I want this to work. I just needed to talk and bounce ideas off someone, thank you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884873
You're welcome. It's the least I could do after fucking up making an Oomukade story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884841
But what about flat chests? Don't you want to massage a pegboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884646
I want to have a cuddle orgy with any and all girls with mofu or fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884877
Flatties can't produce milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884870
Cowgirl facesitting on a guy propped up against the wall so she can bite his dick while riding his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884876
On a not related to Oomukade note, could I ask you to read a little short I wrote? Just because I never got much feedback on it, and I feel like it's my best piece, and since you seem to critique well I'd like to know if I can improve on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884888
Link it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884864
Extreme lolidom. I bet she mocks and steps on you.
A grown man being taken down by a little kid and moaning as she ravishes his body. Such a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884891
http://pastebin.com/Vcf4E3hm
Thank you again anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884879
I want to live in a cabin high in the mountains with an Anubis and Yeti where neither the Anubis nor I could leave because we'd freeze without the Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884894
Alright. I've been reading some Hellblazer and Sandman recently, and as far as mindfuckery goes, this felt really familiar after those. Meaning that it's written well enough, though since it made me think of those comics, it made me wish there were visuals to go along with it. Of course my mind did fill in the blanks, but still. The pacing felt to me like it was meant to be in boxes at the tops and bottoms of panels. Though maybe that's just me being a nerd and reading too many comics. Can't really think of any criticisms for this one.
You're a good writer, I wonder why I didn't know about your stuff before now. I need to read the rest of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884501
Probably, I just hope that my monsterwaifu does not, because that might be kind of depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884883
Sure they can. Magic, aint gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884919
Thank you so much anon. Sadly you won't find much more other than greentexts and another story I'm procrastinating an update on. Though I'm almost done with a one shot horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
Stuff. Cupid stuff, Yeti stuff, just stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884892
>Lost in some scary ruins when suddenly you get bashed in the nuts with a giant metal club
>When you go down screaming, she pulls your pants down and bites down hard on your dick, now hard from the demon silver
>You cum in her mouth and pass out from the pain
>When you come to, you're tied up and upside down set against some stones
>Once she sees you're awake, she starts assaulting your face like a riding machine
>The lewd juices she dribbles into your mouth and forces you to swallow get your dick hard again
>She starts biting
>You scream
>The vibration makes her cum
>She bites down in ecstacy
>It feels like your dick is about to get bit off
>She suckles on your painful dick until you cum
>It hurts to cum
>This is your new everyday life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884937
You keep it up lad, you've got the right stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I've gained 5kg over the summer. Which girl would help me get /fit/ by sharing in on my arduous workouts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884945
I'll do my best not to become hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884948

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884949
Have a Cheersheeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884955
Time to find some gasoline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884955
Please no furry shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884989
They're just here to lift, not for fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884998
Those are joggers, not lifters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884955
Do you have the gif of the green-eyed one in the middle having pirate PTSD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885002
That's the only polt image I have saved because its amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885005
Damn. My lazy, half-assed quest for that Polt pupper pirate PTSD picture continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885001
Oh boy that right one.

I want to rub her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885001
I want to rub my hands all over those muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885001
Left is cute. I want to rub my dick on the crease between her scapulae when she spreads her arms on the bed

[Anonymous No.]

We working out now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885055
You wouldn't be lewd enough to rub your face on her paws while rubbing your dick on her rock-hard abs and cum in her belly button, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885062
No but I'd totally pop a boner while her big fluffy paws held my feet in place for sit-ups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885069
Would you do weighted hip thrusts without pants with her mouth open above you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885055
Define working out

>>15885062
you wouldn't be lewd enough to hold her paws would you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885071
Please stop trying to interfere with workouts by making things lewder than they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884725

sieg and all that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885077
Would you get used as a gimmick weight for out-of-the-hole bench press without pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885098
mindflayer next

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885098
Juicy tummy

>>15885103
Oh god, this is going to be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885103
Where is your list of things you are drawing, and how do I add something to it?

because this shit is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885112
look here
>>15881607


they're all sketch commissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885118
>stream
If i wasn't in a biblical storm right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884710
So that's why they don't have that skill, dream eating is the Nightmare's gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885098
>>15885103
>Cheshire Midriff
I wanna lick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
Drawing, learning Japanese words and grammar and some papers. Honestly enjoying myself at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
I've gone to /x/ and hope to uncover The Mysteries in case 2017 doesn't into being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885098
She can stop and frisk me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885160
You say that now but when she will molest you and order you to pull out the weapon you have in your underwear, you'll be much regretting it

I'm sure she'd even say some nonsense about having to check with her mouse if your weapon whether loaded or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
http://i.imgur.com/STw8pdb.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884792
More lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885158
What's going on in 2017?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885186
Probably nothing. But possibly a cosmic convergence which brings them to us.
But probably nothing. So I gotta learn how to open my own portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885186
My waifu is going to give me lots of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885192
Yeah that's /x/ tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885186
Everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885186
A great big wave of shitposting and pissposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885209
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885192
That do sound like /x/ in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885213
No anon, you're thinking of summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885192
But Anon, Monstergirls are already here. Do you really think those tall tales just happened out of pure coincidence? Why haven't any more been written since?How do you know that the mysterious feeling of being watched by something right behind you isn't just a feeling? And those mysterious sounds we pass off as "the house setting"? Why do we see these things in our dreams, and so vividly?

They are already upon us. Waiting, watching, laughing. They know we will thin our numbers soon. They know that the we may soon be unable to light up the streets at night. They know we give up searching for missing persons after a few years. They know where to hide you. They can blend in with society.

We're just a bonus. A fallback. Anons disappear from the threads mysteriously for some time, and then come back, sometimes without explanation. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885225
>Anons disappear from the threads mysteriously for some time, and then come back, sometimes without explanation. Why?
There's this funny little thing called "life" anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885230
Interesting.
Tell me about this "life".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885225
There is no way of knowing if the people posting here are humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885241
>>15885225
>implying life isn't a perfect LEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885225
But why haven't I been kidnapped yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885246
They're saving the best for last. Why else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885242
LEM?

>>15885246
But you were kidnapped. You're the clone they replaced you with so no-one would get suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885230
On /jp/? I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885230
Is that a new anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885246
Who says you haven't? See a hypnotist anon, you might just learn something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885248
Lotus Eater Machine.
Think the Matrix, Infinite Tsukuyomi or the Perfect World from Negima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885186
It's your average mildly popular bidecadal Apocalypse plot from the same people who brought you such delights as 2012, Y2K, 1998, and 1284 "Deus Vult"

http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm

>That one stupid kid in here that thought 2012 was a bigger deal than Y2K because he was too little to remember the hysteria

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885252
It's probably a shirty slice of life anime.
Nothing ever happens and all the characters are unrelateble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885230
>There's this funny little thing called "life" anon.

Conspiracy theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885246
That could be any number of things.

Maybe you're new to the thread, and they haven't added your location to the roster.

Maybe they've already kidnapped you once, given you a taste of heaven, and robbed you of your memories before sending you back into civilization, completely unable to have a human woman again?

Maybe you're one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885256
The funniest shit about year 2k is that Jesus wasn't even born 2000 years from year 2k.
>9/11 happened in 2001
WELL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885255
Oh, right. Those things are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885261
Dumb monster girls. They erased my memories thinking I would forget my waifu.

Looks like they underestimated my love.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to leg worship a Paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885266
Are they really though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885266
Not really, they're honestly not at all relevant since a perfect lotus eater machine (aka one you can never notice from inside) has to be run by a very consistent system of physical laws and can't have room for a 'DM' to interfere without it turning into a non-perfect LEM. Basically it has to be a normal world.
Plus like seriously who cares if someone else 'redpills' you and tells you it isn't real, it doesn't mean your emotions or memories are effectively fake whether or not they actually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885261
He's a damned sleeper agent I tell you. Implanted with subconscious commands via hypnosis. Ready to overthrow human society for his new monstergirl overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885265
You know what's funny about that? The original millennial scare in the year 1000 had the same thing happen. And predictably, after it passed, a bunch of people moved their date to 1033, the actual anniversary.

I'll bet a thousand dollars that somewhere around 2025, people will start yapping about 2033 as the new hot meme year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885261
Maybe he's too shit even for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885256
At least the 2017 one has a proper cult following to it, instead of it just being a bunch of cave scribbles.
You can't have a doomsday without a doomsday cult.
I kind of want to start a monstergirl doomsday cult now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885278
>Metro 2033
The Russians beat us to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885285
Oh fug I never noticed

>>15885284
The fuck is 2017 supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885284
Dude, they all have proper cults. A bunch of those cults being old cults that keep shifting their years. A bunch of the ones screaming 2017 now date back to the 1970's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885269
>monstergirls brought anon and his waifu together out of kindness for a night of complete and utter heaven
>then erased his memories of it to keep all the monstergirls safe from a world that isn't ready for them
>but even after having the events scrubbed from memory and checked to ensure complete erasure by three mindflayers, something in anon remembers
>it manifests as that undefinable urge which causes anon to gravitate towards a monstergirl concept more and more, until he has a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885287
Lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885261
So they wiped my memory then Kinda dumb because who would believe me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885287
The "Prophet Gabriel" supposedly told the Sword of God Brotherhood that the "dying time" will come in 2017, and only members of the cult will survive. Everyone else will "perish in hellfire."

http://www.abhota.info/end6.htm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885309
>Daitenshi Gabriel-kun
>prophet
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885309
>perish in hellfire

Damn you hellhounds, for making me fall for your sweet bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885287
Prophet Gabriel, worshiped by the Sword of God Brotherhood that the apocalypse was gonna happen in 2017 and that everyone but members of the cult are gonna "perish in hellfire".

If you pretend "Hellfire" is the demon realm it makes sense, since I assume Gabriel was named after the angel, who delivered prophecies and helped interpret prophetic visions in the bible. Maybe it was fortelling him falling and The Demon Lord being born from what remained?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885308
We would?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885321
Monster girls exists and your waifu is desperately searching for you.

Do you believe me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885321
So a hundred perverts out of billions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885335
I don't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885339
But you are someone's husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885335
I have no evidence to the contrary. Why shouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885271
That's drugs, not a lotus eater.
Kesarans are cute though. Would tie a string to her foot and carry her around like a balloon.

>>15885272
It's more imagining seeing it from an outside perspective. It's the sort of fate that just makes me feel uncomfortable because of how helpless it makes the victim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885344
Do your teeth ever get fib-stained from all the lies you put through them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885098
>you will never fight in race war with your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15884934
>hatface
I don't like it when things someone is wearing stares at me.

[Anonymous No.]

I crave fat Lizard butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885103
>mindflayer next
HAHA YES

[Anonymous No.]

Hai-YAAH!

[Anonymous No.]

Your are going to give her your daughters whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885395
But I don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885394
She's strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885335
She can't search for me in warm climates, I would have to search for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885344

>implying a Monster Girl (or any girl for that matter) would make me their husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885261
Robbing us of our memories after they kidnap us is kinda a dick move. I mean, if we don't remember it happening to us then it may as well never have happened in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885401
It was the heat of the moment~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885395
Fine. I don't even like them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885344
Ha! There's no way that's even remotely true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885396
when i say give I mean give her all you potential future daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885401
It's necessary to keep the monstergirls hidden from the wrong eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885335
I don't have a waifu. Checkmate, druellathists.
Also, waffles are apparently bread now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885408
When I get some I'll be sure to let her know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885405
Actually, it's just straight up cruel now that I think about it. They pretty much give us the one thing we want most of all, and then essentially take it away immediately afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885394
Dumb Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885411
I meant in her womb...Your going to have to impregnate her do I have to spell it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885344
>a monstergirl out there has husbando'd a paranoid autist who can't connect with anyone.
I also assume this applies to a good number of anons here too, so that's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885420
Lots of people here waifu girls with flaws. So why can't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885420
When you're both paranoid and scared of other people, it can work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885423
What is that fox on the left looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885415
So you're saying she wants to have my seed in her so she can have the potential of my future daughters within her?
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885424
Because they should have higher standards than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880306
Fuck, I want to lick syrup off those abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885440
Fucking Canadians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885412
Somewhere out there, a monstergirl might be crying to herself asking herself "Why didn't I keep him?"

>>15885424
I want a monstergirl to cuddle me and make my anxiety go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885427
Whatever happened with the guy who said he's writing Until Dawn with out type of Wendigos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885103
think bordeaux white for maximum france memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885374
It's not a lie though. There is a monster girl out there that really likes you. She likes you so much that she cuddles against the wall thinking about how nice it would be to have you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885423
>all those yuel daughterus
I want to give Nemone the same amount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885438
Most men would want nothing to do with them. Any man into them is a good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885420
>a paranoid autist who can't connect with anyone

What if the reason we're paranoid autists is because the erased memories are attempting to bleed through as if they were repressed instead of wiped? Surely the MGE type waifuism has physical/psychological effects that a memory wipe can't solve. It's no secret that a monster develops an attachment with a husbando so great that going with someone else becomes a physical impossibility, and even if one died the other would go to any hell to get him/her back.

Surely if a MG in MGE was separated from her husbando for an extended period of time he/she would not behave normally either. Perhaps the reason we're so desperately craving for a waifu isn't because we want one but never had one, but because we had one we don't remember about and want to return to her instead.

DoItForHer.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885443
Eh bud don't be such a hoser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885452
next is some gazer/will o da wisp type fusion think idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885455

So why hasn't she broken down my door and violently cuddled me yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885457
>Any man into them is a good man.
Not even the most desperate monster girl believes that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885452
Why are Mindflayers so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885461
Holy shit, someone actually remembers that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885457
I don't want anything to do with a monstergirl that would husband someone such as myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885462
She's trying to. The world isn't ready for monster girls yet, so her friends are trying to keep her away from you at least until everything is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885452
>>15885461
And with this, the mystery of what a Mindflayer's back looks like is finally unveiled

This is glorious

I really love this, I'm probably going to commission more Mindflayer art in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885436
Exactly. She wants to have lots of cute daughters and start a family with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885463
How many men would like them? Some like succubi and kitsune would be fine, but things like slimes, gazers, and lamias would have a hard time.

>>15885467
But she does love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885452
>>15885461
Booty could be plumper. Nice stuff nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885467
You get a kiki thrown your way to beat you into shape, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885473
I would really like to see how a MGE Dragon's back looks like. Maybe one day I'll see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885476
All the more reason to reject her then. If she truly loves me, then there must be something seriously wrong with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885486
She must have a very strong healing fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885490
Or is a mindflayer. That anon ain't right in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885452
Holy shit you're on a roll today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885490
That just means that she won't love him as much if she ever gets him fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885501
Nah, she'll love him even more if he has a smile on his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885496
I think I'd rather die than accept a mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885505
You know how some of us just go ahead and say "This girl is my waifu!"? It works the same way with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885412
It ain't all about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885505
What are you talking about? You've been married to one since high school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885505
>Not accepting this qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885505
She won't flay or do anything bad with you.

Anon, trust the girl who loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885505
Nobody asked you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885505
Are you saying you wouldn't even plow a Mindflayer from behind?
She can't even flay you if you're doing her doggy-style

You know you can't resist that ass >>15885452

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885516
I only accept girls with tentacles in their vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885528
Who's to say she doesn't have them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885516
>>15885522
>>15885527
Nice try mindflayers.

>>15885510
>>15885513
>>15885523
This is exactly why I don't like mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885516
Mindflayers are bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885533
Your face is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885533
I used to hate mindflayers too, but now I think they are kind of cute.

Would not dick one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885528
/tg/ please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885523
There are so many things I'd do to a monstergirl with Akos body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885535
My face may be bad, but it's nowhere near as bad as a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885527
>>Mindflayer
>>doggy style
>not enjoying the supreme pleasure of lotus positioning a Mindflayer and having her write "I love you" into your every sense as you have a simultaneous orgasm
>literally hearing, seeing, smelling, temperature-feeling etc. it all at once
Pleb taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885541
Did she even get any doujins
Anyway she's basically a monstergirl already, the most powerful kind - a terminal autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885549
I want to see a kumiho in D.VA's bodysuit.
I'll gladly accept Ahri wearing it, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting mindflayers
>wanting to be a squid-based monster boy
Faggots, all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885559
Sometimes I forget about that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885549
>Hana will never be hit with a blob of Dark Matter
>she will never stream herself being rammed by her own tentacles while destroying someone's apm on twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885561
I bet it's your mindflayer wife making you forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885562
>tentacles
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885559
Wouldn't you just become a mindflayer yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885559

>he doesn't want to be a squid now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885567
Only if you're a grill. And there's no grills here. Except for the few which do sometimes browse here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885563
But I don't have a mindflayer wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885565
What would you call the dark matter's feelers of pure sex magic

>>15885571
There's resident girls on every board, they're just usually not stupid enough to post >broof :DD. There's apparently an absolute fuckton on /d/ too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885557
>gamer goblin Kumiho
Please no. NEET princess Kitsune was bad enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885572
That's what they all say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885576

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885574
Trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885574
You mean that there's a fuckton of guys pretending to be girls so they can get away with blogposting, on /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885576
I don't care for that goblin meme at all, I just think a sexy kumiho wearing her suit would be completely sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885577
My wife can do shit mindflayers can't. I don't really see her being one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885584
Oh, I said "sexy" twice in the same sentence. That's redundant, but you can't blame me because I was thinking of kumihos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885581
talex

>>15885582
Why the hell would anyone blogpost about sticking eggs up their baby chute if they don't even have a baby chute
Oh wait I forgot where I was for a moment.
there's actually girls there though, my older sister used to go there when she was still a uni student and therefore thirstier than Charybdis in the original legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885596
>my older sister used to go there when she was still a uni student

Did you get her weird dildos as birthday presents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885574
>Fuckton of girls on a board called "d"

If I had a descartes version of a MG image I'd post it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885576
>NEET princess Kitsune
Okay hold the phone that sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885562
What would she even turn into?

Or rather, what would she look the best as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885596
Why do you know about your sister's porn browsing habits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885609
Doesn't everyone share their sexual preferences and fetishes with their sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885607
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
It's on 389

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885603
No, I was 2pure.

>>15885608
She could just be a normal dark matter.

>>15885609
>not knowing your sibling's fetishes
Also because I asked her once if she was in a certain thread on /g/ and she opened up her 4chan history

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885609
>>15885617
It's alright as long as you don't brush her teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885596
>female uni student
>not getting any
Lol, how fat and/or ugly is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885609
You learn all sorts of things when you live with people. Not that guy but I know my brother's too and he didn't even have to tell me.

Fairly sure he knows about my monster girl stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885617
Yeah, I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885624
Eh, normal dark matter is too boring. I was thinking of a design which really compliments her normal appearance and appeal.

Unless it's a mech-shaped dark matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be smashing some fine piece of Paladin tail
>You found her in the bazaars of Zipangu, alot of the people avoided her for some reason
>That's racist
>Halfway through smashing her pelvis she smiles at you
>Her voice changes considerably as she starts laughing
>HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOOL
>IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG
>AKUUUUU
>You see her black horns, can't stop cumming with the force of a thousand suns
>She just keeps laughing that fucking laugh as she calls you her 'Foolish Samurai'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885628
>You learn all sorts of things when you live with people

I remember the day I saw a cop sending my dad pics and videos of naked women. It was pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885631
Wishing won't help. You should just "accidentally" leave your computer open on an embarrassing page when your sister/s is/are in the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885627
She's really confrontational and superior and probably actually autistic and her hobby is pretty much shitposting in real life, so while she's probably above average looking most people don't even want to talk to her. Also she acts like a recluse and could stay in her room for literal weeks on end during the summer vacation (senior high) because she has a bathroom in there.
Basically she's a horrible person unless you're me who's just used to her bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885645
>hobby
Wrong word to use there but you get the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885645
This is the reality you get when you wish for "a cute nerd gf."

How exactly is shitposting in real life a hobby? What does that entail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885622
>I'll end up getting kidnapped by the servants a NEET Kitsune princess that I met online.
>She'll never laugh haughtily while she sits on my lap and I curl her hair into drills in preparation for the rest of the day.
>I'll never pound her chubby ass every day and fall asleep cuddling her.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885645
I presume you know what you must do then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885645
>IRL Tomoko
Made for incest rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885643
I don't think I actually want my sister to know I primarily jack it to sibling incest hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885645
>unless you're me who's just used to her bullshit
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885653
>Johnnie_Wanker
Literally asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885652
It's not really a hobby but she basically 'baits' in real life, I remember watching her throw someone in senior high into a near frothing rage just by repeating bait over and over
I think it had to do with Iraq? The point is she literally didn't care about what she was talking about nor did she know much, she just randomly says 'so-and-so scholar says this which conveniently supports my argument' and pulls epic strawmen out of nowhere
She actually told me she liked seeing people angry at nothing, she got some black dude so mad you could literally see his jaw working grinding his teeth over some WEWUZism bullshit where she didn't actually say anything but just ran the other guy in circles.

>>15885660
/a/ incest storytime tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885660
This is literally the plot of every sibling incest hentai doujin.
Do it, and make sure to be gentle with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885670
But anon, his sister knows the way home already

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885662
Anon, if monstergirls browsed the internet would you or would you not make your username into bait in the hopes that one day one of them would track you down?
Because I really want a chubby NEET kitsune to shower in kisses and affection now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885668

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885670
She is the older one though, so he will have to break her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885678
Wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885668
>>15885670
Sorry buds, no incest stories from me. My imouto is way too normalfag for anything like this to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885668
Wow, that sounds terrible. Like a person trying to emulate 4chan after reading about it from some other site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885643
It's alright as long as you don't brush her teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885674
I'm not sure if my username would already be bait or make them think I'm gay. Maybe I'dhave to add a (no homo) to the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885633
Wasn't there some comic that implied Jack fucked Aku's female form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885688
>that sounds terrible
Do you think I was joking when I said she's a horrible person
Do you think I'd insult my sister like that unless it actually wasn't an insult but a statement of fact
Hell there was this time she picked some dude up just to dump him when she was asked in front of his friends whether or not she was actually dating him and then she told me off for 'ruining the joke' when I tried to save some face for that guy.

>like a person trying to emulate 4chan
She probably counts as an actual oldfag, I think she was like 14 when she found 2004 4chan according to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Good Hunter to clean for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885709
>RPing
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885708
Anon, you have to fuck your sister. It's for her own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885708
>14
>2004
>4chan

>4
>4
>4

It's an omen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885708
Or rather, she found 4chan when she was 14, which would be 2003-4 and I'm pretty sure she isn't an originalfag.
Either way memes about 'old 4chan' kind of come to life in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885728
>aneue was the Reaper all along
Lucky me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885732
It's the perfect light novel series.

My Sister is the Living Epitome of Awful 4chan Memes and is also the Grim Reaper?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885738
>the reaper goes on 4chan
We are legion etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885708
Anon you must fuck the cancer out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

So how did we go from this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885728
Mista pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885744
To this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885738
To be honest it'd be a cringe tier read but I bet it'd be nice and relaxing and superior to half the shit Japan shoves out these days
Just make actual memes side characters or something, Alberto Barbosa can be that one black dude whose dad is actually a king but he keeps pointing to his farmer great-uncle as the KANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885714
I'm convinced you don't actually know what that means. Not understanding the difference between one person's character sell and a legitimate chain of back and forth exchanges eating up a thread is pretty pathetic, desu. Just think of it as a short greentext, or fuck off if you're that triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885750
Thanks, Mamonobama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885672
I get the reference, but I don't actually remember what this is from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885750
She could go back to this >>15885744
But she is addicted to the cock and knows she'll get some if she let's herself get caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885755
Go back to /trash/ you roleplaying faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885750
I really fucking love dragons.

How come something that has enough power to bring down kingdoms be so delicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885743
Fun fact- sexual fluids can be somewhat dangerous if you're on chemo, and may even burn a partner. Condoms and planning just become a necessity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885466
he's streaming it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885738
>>15885688
Also she was like this before she discovered 4chan, I distinctly remember my mother telling her off for making the other kids cry on purpose by doing the shit she knew they hated and was told explicitly they hated, or like when they made a clay person in art class she'd pointedly make a bigger, more detailed clay person to make everyone ignore them.
Basically she's a bitch from birth.

>>15885762
/a/ had a shitfest where in response to Senjougahara (?) telling Ararararararagi to be 'gentle tonight' some anon said it meant 'walk her home gently'. Can't find the screencap though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885764
Not him, but that's quite the intelligent response there. Really contributed to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885768
>may even burn a partner.
I have a sudden desire to be a rapist on chemo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885776
>>15885755
Don't take the bait guys. Just ignore him, or report him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885783
>report and ignore
>>>/gsg/

[Anonymous No.]

>based on most famous snake lady in history
>still ignored in favour of other lamias
Poor tsunsnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885789
Why have her when you can have superior fluffy snake?

[Anonymous No.]

When did you realize that the only reason the Order is losing to the humans is because of pic related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885789
That most famous snake lady was canonically -10/10 tier holy fucking shit ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885789
How do you think stheno and euryale feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885765
You think they have a bad case of morning breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885775
It's your duty as her brother to set her straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885793
>humans
meant monsters of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885750
Last I checked she can still go into her full draconic form, albeit temporarily. It's all thanks to Mamano Banana though.

>>15885789
Fuck you guy Basilisk and Medusa will always be my go-to Lamiae of choice. It doesn't help I have a paralysis/restriction of movement fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885804
Clearly this dragon has never met a high level monk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885796
Brushing a dragon's teeth while she is all sleepy must be really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885793
Krillin is one lucky son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

There is no better dream than to start up a canid monstergirl massage and care parlour with your canid monstergirl wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885804
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>dormouse making of is out
Noice, I wonder what were KC ideas about her.
Translate it weebs!
Dormouse is cute! CUUUUTTTEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885841
I wonder, at what age do Dormice start producing their rapebait mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885841
It's been out for hours

She's the cutest, I'd make gentle love to her until I got used to her rape aura and then we'd just cuddle sleep until it's tea time everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885851
Whenever you want them to anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885851
There is no such thing as rapebait mana, it's all in your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885851
At what age do elves start?
How about paladin-chans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885851
I'd like to say at 7 but this is probably the canon answer >>15885861

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885819
I don't know if big meaty paws can give a good massage, but it's her spirit that counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885877
You'd be surprised. Claws can feel heavenly when they're gently scratching your scalp, or tracing lightly over your skin. Lightly brushing over ears, the jawline, down the center of one's back, the insides of the knees and elbows... The possibilities are extraordinary.
Not to mention the squishiness of pawpads depressing into the skin when the masseuse presses deep. Now contrast that to the tickling, titilating sensations of the fur on her fingers.

Not to mention, being a canine monstergirl, she'd already be intimately familiar with all the techniques and tools we could use on the girls who come to us for a session.
It'd be the ultimate massage team-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885819

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885939
Those are some superbly soft looking titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885939
>Macho Gentleman's NTR Parlor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885939
Way too lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885953
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885871
I like to headcanon that after their first bleeding, Dark Elves will join their mother and fathers on a sort of rite of passage. Men, being the lorekeepers of the 'Sacred Arts of Bondage' must offer their bodies to their daughters to not only teach her the proper techniques, but also how to please a man, preferably the one who'll become their husbands later.

If they choose to husbando the dad, Elf Hive get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885953
Haha

Out

[Anonymous No.]

I want to massage a mollusk monster girl
Her muscles would be all tense from having to compensate her lack of bones

Best girl to do this with would definitely be Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885939
Yes, that's perfect. And the skindentation on the near shoulder is godlike.
Wanna give massages to all the wolfus.

>>15885949
I think it's that subtle teardrop shape where, when the breast is resting on a surface, it tapers out from where it connects to the body, almost flowing and pooling on said surface.
It really helps to lend depth and weight to the boobs, and just makes them look so palmable.

>>15885953
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885461
idk, i dont even know what's happening anymore with this gazer-wisp fusion

also, hobgoblin next

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886039
Nice to see this idea get drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886039
I really like those flying eye lanterns, they are the best thing about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886039
Oh my.
>also, hobgoblin next
Make those pailoli titties YUGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886039
Komodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886039
>hobgoblin next
Oh shit. Shortstack love incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886039
>>15886061
Best oppai loli finally about to receive some love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886039
Color me surprised one of our fusion ideas actually got drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886085
not the only one mind you

[Anonymous No.]

>leave for a bit
>come back to thread becoming worse and Redcap
Redcap is a plus, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886118
Redcap is single handedly saving the MGE.

She is adorable, and I want to fight her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886115
Oh would you look at that.

Wisp really does fuse with anything. So many sad, dead Monstergirl virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886118
>>15886123
Redcap is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886131
Wisp Lilim.
Wisp Charon.
Wisp Priscilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886132
Take it back, she's just "dopey" after a good dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886066
literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886137
Wisp Redcap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886143
I would prefer Wisp fluff dragon since, you know, she's canonically dead and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886137
I would love to see Wisp Charon, even if she's already a different undead.

Who's Priscilla?

>>15886143
That's a dangerous amount of Yandere shark teeth. Giving a Wisp a rape stick sounds dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886143
A Redcap must be very unlucky if she managed to die a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886152
She's very nerdy and extremely frustrated. Her idea of sex is warped by years of penis guro doujins. Entering her magical cage will result in an eternity of dickbiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886160
Oh, I know. Her mom forgot to give her a weapon to hunt and she fell in love with the most popular guy in school, so he already had quite the few stalkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885820
The cruelly ironic thing is that I've been bamboozled by certain influential faggots like that depsicable pinoy into thinking the only Lamia I should every write about is grape drank snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886151
An abomination from DaS that is most likely a corpse in DaS3 because Miyazaki jacks off to despair from the fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886176
Aww, she looks so earnest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886172
I like all snakes and will write a lot in my shit stories.
Expect grape snakes, loli Echidna, and MC being turned to solid stone way too easily by a young Medusa and vomiting up petrified chuncks of food after turning back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886176
She's literally implied to be Yorshka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886192
>and MC being turned to solid stone way too easily by a young Medusa and vomiting up petrified chuncks of food after turning back to normal

Oddly arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886198
I doubt it. Too small and the voice is off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886204
How.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886192
>That Medusa bit
>MFW
Honestly, it's good you know what you like. I have waifu tastes so varied and out there that I might as well just spin 360 and allahu akbar because it gets HARAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886192
>>15886204
>you actually only turn to stone if you're in love with her
>childhood friend crush busted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886192
I like young medusa and basilisk being more dangerous. It's like snakes, where the young ones don't hold back any venom and just dump it all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886211
I'm not sure. Further research is required.

>>15886216
At least it's recoverable petrification. The only good kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886226
All Medusa can petrify anyone in my little crapsack world, but young ones have trouble controlling their power. Even then, it's still only an extremely weak gradual petrification that goes away in seconds if you exit her gaze.
The MC, however, has extremely low resistance to petrification, and as a result suffers instant petro even from hatchling Medusae.

[Anonymous No.]

im scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886250
of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886250
Shhh, it'll all be over soon

[Anonymous No.]

how lewd would monster girls be in public?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want my dragon

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly just happened?

[Anonymous No.]

We live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886263
It looks like we are.

[Anonymous No.]

So if an average women becomes a slime carrier, does she also turn into a wildly hot bombshell like all MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886247

>The MC, however, has extremely low resistance to petrification, and as a result suffers instant petro even from hatchling Medusae.

Some ideas are so stupid that they go beyond being comedy and into being able to carry whole plots by themselves, this might be one of them

Been waiting so long to post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886226
>Medusa momma returns home from shopping
>Calls for anon to come help with groceries
>No response
>Asks 5 yo daughteru if she saw daddy
>Says daddy grounded her
>"Then why are you out of your room?"
>Deer_in_headlights.jpg
>Find anon in daughteru room petrified
>Double grounded

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886271
She'd be wearing a locking blindfold for weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886268
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886277
well all right.

Im not sure how I would react when my human child hood friend suddenly become ridiculously hot and horny.

[Anonymous No.]

Are any of your waifus into guns? What's their raifu?
>waifu loves the AN-94 Abakan

[Anonymous No.]

Whether loli or mature, thicc girls are always best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886291
I don't think my waifu would like the nature of guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886299
No! No more thick for today!

You've had too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886307
I implore you to reconsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886307
Never enough! More!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886299
Stop the thickery

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886288
She probably won't care about your reaction, she will rape you regardless especially with that slime pushing her to do it

>>15886299
That's too thick, I'd love to see that same design on a thinner girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886291
My raifu is my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886326
Where is her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886299
This reminds me of that thicc dark skin witch doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886348
It's really tiny, that's why she's hidding it.

[Anonymous No.]

This turtle rocks my guac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886360
Bully the turtle

Take her socks and tie her mittens together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886360
>>15886363
Turtle looks like she enjoys being tied up desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886262
Servers were frozen, they got better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886363
Could do the thing where somebody crouches behind her and then you push.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886360
>>15886363
I'm gonna push her to the ground and then spin her on her carapace

Surely, no shark girl is going to come for me afterwards, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886386
>Turtle looks like she enjoys being tied up desu
That's because they really do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886390
And if she lands on her back, she'll never be able to right herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886323
>THICCubus delivers your pizza
>You ordered the Meat Lover's, like a true patrician of delectable taste
>Open the box, it's salami and fucking MUSHROOMS, YOU HATE MUSHROOMS
>She starts finicking, 'awawa'ing' and 'ara ara'ing, wondering if she's going to lose her job
>Tell her to calm down, take a bite out of one of the pizza slices
>The mushroom is surprisingly tasty, not unlike a spongy pepper, as soon as you're done chewing and swallow, that's when it hits you
>A burning heat, a throbbing erection
>It wasn't a mushrooms and meat pizza
>They were RAGING MUSHROOMS
>Grab the Succubutt, barely aware of her licking the corner of her mouth
>Pull her through the door, slamming it shut
>Smash the THICC like the Hulk smashed Black Widow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886323
Oh no cheshire is stealing the pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886360
She's too low energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886420
Fuck off vegan, go fuck your alraunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886408
>not sending her back to get your pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886429
Not that guy, but who wouldn't liliraunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886360
She looks like she would get entangled in my fishing line on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886360
I'm going to balance that turtle upside down on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886408
>Smash the THICC like the Hulk smashed Black Widow

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never live in a clockwork city run by Gremlins
My inner Sotha Sil is sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886455
Buttfuck her in the pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886463
>you will never help Gremlin test her flying machines
My inner Wright is very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Thick tanukis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886360
What happens if you tug on the tassles

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886488
Make good kindling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886488
Have dumb tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886488
Flatnukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886488
THICC JUDEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886488
No! Squirrels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886537
The thickest tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886577

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886464
What? No, it's the Hulk x Black Widow gif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886583
Tanukis are simply the best mofu

[Anonymous No.]

A new danger stalks the travelers of MGE land.

[Anonymous No.]

On a day like this, I could really go for some charm magic or pheromones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886632
>Translated
Well that was quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886492
the outfit binds on her tighter and tighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886613
I still prefer fox mofu, and cannot be persuaded otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886632
>Ferocious (gentle)
>not Berserk (calm)

Whens the riot start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886632
>Ushi Oni: Pocket Sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886632
I want to make a redcap's hat even more red!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886659
Then first you'll have to get her in a white-cap state.

Then tie her up, put some toys in her, and leave her alone for a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886634
Wolf pheromones!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886408
>set up an old camera pointed at the door and call for a meat lovers
>she shows up and you answer the door wearing only pajama bottoms
>she's a bit flustered as she nervously say "i-i got your pizza, sir"
>"sorry, i don't have cash. can i pay some other way?"
>one hand behind the door press the button on a remote that makes cheesy porno music start playing while the other hand hooks a thumb on your pants and pulls down, letting you dingle dangle out
>at this point she's an odd combination of horny and confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886666
>Watching her cap turn into a crimson red and start trashing around while still tied to a chair

I want to leave a redcap like this for days just to see what kind of color she has to show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886683
That's how you get the legendary Blackcap. She is more rape than girl, and the safest course of action is probably to keep her tied up while you attempt to put semen inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886683
I bet that red liquified mana of hers would eventually eat through her restraints and she'd be released in a berserker rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886688
>>15886690
It would be fun to play hide and seek with her like that, letting her bindings be the countdown to the hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886688
>Blackcap is as unstoppable as the Tasmanian Devil in Looney Tunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886683
>Redcap bursts out of the chair
>Starts chopping at your door
>Sees you from a small slat
"HEEEEEERE'S CAPPY"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886688
Didnt know I wanted this. Redcaps,are built for abandonment play.

>Hogtie your Whitecap girlfriend
>Fill her with toys and go to work
>Return to crimson Redcap girlfriend
>She is a slave to her ecstasy, only desiring to rape you
>Toy with her for hours
>Fuck her really slow
>Fill her to the brim with semen, and watch her return to being a Whitecap
>Untie her while she's all sedated
>"You're such a meanie~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886711
I can see this happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886700
Im seeing her spinning like the devil now, except hungry for rape. thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886247
How does the unlucky guy even end up with that affliction? Medusas secretly altering human DNA to make us all extremely weak to peteification?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886717
>Red hat is a sadist
>White hat is a masochist

If she were like that I could see myself liking her a little bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886726
any flavor of loli you want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886683
what if after 7 days like that, she overcame her mana lust and became unbelievably strong, both in mind and body? i'd start calling her mephiston

[Anonymous No.]

Amateur hentai writers, the lot of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886740
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886731
I would constantly dick her for 7 days straights to see if she would achieve a new level of purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886740
we're idea people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886740
>Writing smut

Shit taste detected.

Non-H master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886683
Sounds fun. Near the beginning, she's trying to reason with you, beg you, or seduce you into securing her release.
As she goes into withdrawal, she's getting more quiet, more sullen, more feral, with hungry eyes locked onto you.

Monsters sure are lovable little addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886740
Pretty sure they are, at worst, your average hentai writers.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what must be fucked up?

>Go to work, giving your Whitecap a gentle kiss and a bye-bye before leaving
>Work and work some more, time to head home
>About to open the door
>Redcap doesn't even give you the "Dinner, bath or me" option, just rapes you in the lawn

Even her apron would get red

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886752
that's when you start cumming on her hat. Drive her even crazier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886730
Must be fun to watch her swearing when I start doing her white mode fetishes on the red one then having her rape me into the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886764
It sucks the profile doesn't establish a timeline for her regression. If she could remain a Whitecap for atleast 24 hours, then it wouldn't be too bad.

coming home from work to your lewd as fuck Pinkcap girlfriend, who's stuck somewhere between rapee and rapist would be great..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886772
It does says "constantly immersed in ecstasy, basking in the afterglow" but I don't know.

If giving her spirit energy is enough maybe giving her some condoms filled with your juice could work.

[Anonymous No.]

So if you tied a Redcap to your torso and walked around using her like your own little fucknugget you'd be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886634
>>15886675
What about a wolfgirl who learns a spell of pheromone enhancement?
She could cast it on herself during her estrus, and the moment you took even a single whiff of it, that'd be it for your ability to reason. Your brain would physically be incapable of thinking about anything except charging straight at her and fucking her like a ravenous wolf, filling her with baby batter to the point of overflow.

She could probably cast the same spell on you too. Then just the scent of your dick would have every single monstergirl in the wild nearby collapsing and mastubating to your smell.
Hell, she'd probably cast it on you with her pack of wolfgirls nearby. Then, you'd wake up on your back, clothes shredded, watching five wolfgirls, herself included, all vying to lick and suck your dick mercilessly, huffing your scent like mad.

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>>15886787
Isn't there a kind of mushroom that can help with this without the condoms? I think it mentioned that warrior MGs used it with their husbands so the semen in their wombs would linger for a very long time and they wouldn't feel as lonely. That would be perfect for them, wouldn't it?

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>>15886799
I think you call that "fannypacking". Let her ride in something like one of those baby harnesses, modified so it fits her and she's always riding on your dick.

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>>15886787
Seems a little impersonal but it would probably work. If they can't remain a Whitecap for long, then keeping them tied up while you're gone seems like an all too viable solution.

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>>15886809
If thats true, then thats a perfect solution. You could keep a Redcap docile for a long time.

That being said, fighting a Redcap is half the fun of her.

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>>15886809
Yup, could probably keep her as a whitecap for at least a few days if not longer.

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>>15886809
Ah yes, I completely forgot about that. Now she doesn't need to be tied up.

>>15886824
Just don't dick her on the friday and you have your little battle loli ready for a fight in the weekend.

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>>15886772
Come home to your wife spacing out while preparing dinner, just staring at the knife she's holding, twirling it in her hands.
There's a long pause as she notices you, looks back at the knife, and then back to you, before concealing the knife behind her back and greeting you with a smile.
It's not clear how long she was transfixed with the knife, but it smells like something is burning.

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>>15886840
I sure hope that knife is made from the same material as her cleaver.

Also, Cursed sword Redcap would be the ultimate berserker, right?

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>>15886805
I'd prefer it to be more intimate and monogamous.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis are literally tsundere.

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>>15886840
that's pretty scary, desu. If she tries something dangerous, she's getting extra Bops with the NERF bat.

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>>15886848
especially towards her masters other wife, that gross purple girl!

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>>15886632
I want to be stalked by a tall busty Redcap who calls herself my "Onee-san" even though we're not even stepsiblings!
"You can't hide from Onee-san anon~ Onee-san's gonna find youuuu~"

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>>15886857
Apophis is cute though.

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>>15886860
So, since Redcap is a legit stalker, how does she gets rid of the other whores? Wouldn't want her loved one to be taken away before she has an opportunity to attack.

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>>15886863
Wrong purple girl anon, he's talking about Shoggoth.
Though now I want to cuddle an Apophis and her Pharaoh rival until they stop fighting and embrace the cuddle.

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>>15886863
hue hue, but you know who I meant.

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>>15886866
Death stares and the occasional explanation that she's laid a claim on that human and she has dibs. Even with busty Onee-chan or CC Redcaps, these explanations can be hilariously whiny.

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>>15886872
So they are going to fight for Anon's love?

Would love to see a battle between a stalker Lizardman and a Redcap.

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>>15886872
Can Goblinoids even come in other sizes than loli, shortstacks, and pear shapes?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a question that I've always wanted to ask here. What got you into monster girls in the first place? For me, it was Rosario Vampire, and I felt something click after reading some of it.

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>>15886863
He obviously wasn't talking about Apophis. Apophis' so best Kiki wouldn't even be able to compete with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, give me a name for a Kikimora.

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>>15886889
Marie!

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>>15886883
I've always liked monstrous/creepy girls, but MGQ just made it worse

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>>15886879
Occasionally it turns into a fight, but not often.
It's usually in scenarios you described.

>>15886880
Well yeah, but it's pretty rare and it's usually just 5 foot maximum.
That's huge for Goblinoids, not so much for us.

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>>15886883
Stumbled upon one of Mari's tentacle/corruption images. Found MGE and fell in love with the gentle-femdom side of it.

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>>15886889
Moira
Keiki

better than the names I give Shogs
Keli
Lee

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>>15886889
nancy

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>>15886883
I always loved monsters, but I discovered MGE on one of the boorus many years ago.

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>>15886890
That'll work well, thanks anon.

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>>15886889
Annalise.
Or Maria if she's particularly busty.

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>>15886889
Sebastia
Fredrica
Jeeves.....ia.

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>>15886883
Crabmans original Living with X monstergirl comics.

Then puberty hit, and my wiring was forever fried.

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>>15886883
Disney

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>>15886883
Stumbled upon the monster girl thread on /a/ a few years ago, played MGQ and looked a bit more into it.

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>>15886883
Found MGQ while looking for porn.

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>>15886883
Digimon as a kid. It has always been there.

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>>15886896
>even the CCs are womanlets
muh fetish.

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>>15886883
i've kinda always been into mg's, monmusu gave it a name

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>>15886883
I got into the "Monster Girl Community" after coming across KC's stuff on Danbooru.

Getting into Monster Girls in general...fuck if I know. Early exposure as a child? Catgirls in anime a plenty, and the first female anything I can remember feeling attracted to was pic related. So I guess I was just a little messed from the get-go?

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>>15886914
Hmm, now that I think about it, my first contact with monster girls was actually through my dad when I was still a little kid.

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>>15886299
fit > thick fagboy

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to welcome the new girl by finding a way to put her chompers to use

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>>15886920
Yeah, it was digimon a bit for me too.
Angewomon first, then Ranamon, then Ladydevimon.

>>15886921
Don't forget that no matter how tall she is, a Redcap can bring you to your knees and rape you senseless.
It's just sexier if she has a big pair of tits that bounce while she does it.

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>>15886883
fucking outlaw star with its stupid brown sexy cat alien woman

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>>15886883
Hard to remember when it precisely started, but I do know a fascination with Morrigan Aensland was a early part of it. Liked exotic humanoids in general and monster girls played off of that.

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>>15886932
>that lava scene
my childhood will never forget.

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>>15886924
>You will never have a threesome with LadyDevimon and Angewomon
The internet is fucking lame.

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>>15886931
Can she bring a grown man down without her cleaver though? She is probably really strong since she is carrying it, but maybe a trained man can take one out.

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>>15886927
Why not both?

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>>15886940
Don't forget that afterwards they'll fuse into Mastemon for even more banging.

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>>15886939
that scene helped me through a lot of hard times
many times

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>>15886940
At least there are more than a few artists renderings of such things?

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>>15886941
She's mostly an ambush fighter, so my theory is she's probably just a wild scrapper in a straight forward fight.

Put her cleaver on top of the fridge, and beat her into submission with a foam sword!

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>>15886883
Mutio from Blue Sub No.6.

That single smile of hers still gets to me.

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>>15886944
Of course, but only if you manage to give them a sufficient amount of semen each.

Maybe even if you don't.


>>15886948
Are there? I've never seen much content of them.

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>>15886941
Don't forget, Redcaps are ambush predators.
All it takes is one quick attack to the back off the legs, and you're down and prime for raping.
Though if she had her cleaver, you'd get your legs slashed and disabled by her lustful mana.
>"Ara aaaaara~ Thought you could run eh? Let's teach that young dick of yours a long hard lesson shall we?~"

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>>15886927
>not wanting a girl you can sink your fingers into
>not wanting more cushion for the pushin'
>not wanting some tig ol' bitties wrapped around your dick or a badonkadonk to hotdog

and i'm the fag?

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>>15886954
You act like the Ladydevimon wouldn't do everything in her power to make sure you have enough semen for her and her more bashful counterpart.
>You'll never see a Ladydevimon smirk lewdly while you cum between her and Ladyangemon's breasts.
>You'll never see Ladyangemon's blush as you splatter her breasts and helmet with your seed.

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>>15886954
>Are there? I've never seen much content of them.
Well, now that I double check, I can really only find one image, and it's a foursome, so...yeah, that is disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this girl
>>15886632

She is barefoot, wearing rags, and covered in grime. Would you take her in and bathe her? Would you buy her a cute skirt?

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>>15886961
>Spoilers
The pain is really. All too real...

Maybe I should go play Digimon Cyber Sleuth while FFXIV is down tomorrow.

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>>15886957
>You'll never thrust up into a desert Tanuki's pussy while holding on to her plush ass and feeling her fat tits press againt your chest.
>You'll never look up and see her smug smirk as you unleash another load of your semen inside her.
Damn it.

>>15886961
>Ladyangemon
Whoops, brainfarted.
*Angewomon.

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>>15886953
Mutio is love and life.

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>>15886847
Fair enough. Not everyone is into packs of sexy wolfgirls.

How about this, then? A shamanic wolfgirl who lives in the forest, delving into Magic in her own unique way. Her nude, muscular body is decorated with luminous paint acting as a magical conductor, made by mixing up various mystical plants.
And her newest creation is a potion which enhances her own body, making her scent cloud the minds of even the nearby animals.
So what better way to test it out than on you, exploring the forest, mating with you so she can finally settle down with a husband?

She'll tease you with the barest sniff of it at first, just enough to charm you subtly, and lure you into following the scent trail, getting harder every minute. And almost an hour later, under the setting sun, she'll appear before you, grinning as you pant mindlessly, eager to claim the source of the scent making your dick throb for so long.
Approaching you, she'll slide one pawpad along the slick valley of her puffy vulva, raise the pad to her lips, and blow right in your face. Then you'll ne hers, well and truly, reduced to a sex-starved beast ready to use her like a cocksleeve. If she doesn't wind up on top milking you back, that is.

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>>15886975
I've been meaning to get Cyber Sleuth ever since I got a PSTV.
Is it any good?

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>>15886883
I've always been sort of monstergirls, but discovering the threads back on /a/ made it my main fetish.

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>>15886968
Best get her into whitecap mode first, or else she may throw an epic tantrum and end up raping you in the bath, then run off naked, refusing to wear the skirt.

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>>15886883

Both >>15886932 and >>15886953 are good mine was Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!
Does she count?

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>>15886883
Stupid sexy cat nuns did.

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>>15886980
oh my

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>>15886977
i'd grab her by the base of the tail and nibble her ear to make her think twice about being smug in bed. smug breaking is is one of my switches.

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>>15886985
>Wild naked Redcap, running around, hiding in your house, and refusing to bathe properly or wear clothes.
Aaaand she's officially in my top five.

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>>15886988
OVA Sasami, maybe. Came close to being a alien dryad. Plus, she had a cute weasel thing

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>>15886993
That's a good way to get her to ahegao instead anon. Do you want that? A desert Tanuki uncontrollably orgasming all over your dick and refusing to let you pull out?

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>>15886988
>Sasami
>not Ryoko

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>>15886883
I honestly don't know/don't remember
Now that I think about it, a lot of my fetishes can go under that

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>>15887003
you're right. think she would calm down if i let go of her ear and whispered that i was gonna pump her full of daughters while holding her hand?

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>>15887013
>Telling any monster you're gonna fill them up with babies
Now that's how you end up dropping off the grid, because she's just going to ride you for several days until you hold up to your promise. Hope you have a doctor on speed-dial.

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>>15887013
Then she'll flip you over and make you mating press her while heartpupiling.

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>>15886981
I find it quite enjoyable.

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>>15886883
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Ariel.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to tell my waifu that I hate her and I'll never have sex with her again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887042
>>15886912

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>>15887058
Here is your reply

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>>15887058
For what purpose?

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>>15887060
My mistake.

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>>15887075
You should assume any statement that goes "I want to/I'm going to ... !" is retarded by default.

[Anonymous No.]

Purity

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>>15886883
For me, it was the Scooby Doo halloween special where they go to a school for monsters. There was a cute vampire girl I had a crush on in that cartoon as a kid. Thinking on it, she was likely my first waifu.

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>>15887083
There may be a reason. What if he wants to be raped?

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>>15887093
I think his waifu would be too depressed to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>15887085
Niet.

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>>15887114
Those who bully must be prepared to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

Digital monster girls?

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>>15887186
For fucking vigorously and loving dearly.
You can't impregnate them, so go wild!

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>>15886996
>Finally calm her into whitecap mode, dress her up in a cute dress and try to have a civilized breakfast the next day.

>Her cap suddenly begins turning red again, she throws the cereal aside violently and demands you cook her a steak.

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>>15886198
>She's literally implied to be Yorshka.
Nigga you dumb

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>>15887193
>You can't impregnate them,
Not until you upload them into an Automaton body.

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>>15886360
How long ago was she translated?

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>>15887233
September 1st is when the translated profile was put up, though the translation got edited a few weeks later once it was known that there is more than one "ryugujo."

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>>15887186
My first love.

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>>15887256
>You'll never mating press a Ladydevimon even though you know you can't impregnate her.
>She'll never hold you close and leglock you because she loves the feeling of your cum gushing into her womb.
>She'll never end up bonding with you so hard she gains the ability to digivolve into Lilithmon.

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>>15887256
If I kiss her armpit, will she drop that?

[Anonymous No.]

Any one have some 10/10 spider girls in terms of anatomy? Ones that aren't just girls sitting on a spider, or spiders with women for hats? I've written a lot about them, but their actual form is still hazy in my mind, and something to help solidify it would be great.

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>>15887285
I have no idea what you're asking for. Is a cosplay tier book fine?

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>>15887285
How bout something like this?

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>>15887291
>I have no idea what you're asking for
Arachne, spider girls.

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>>15887285
>Ones that aren't just girls sitting on a spider, or spiders with women for hats?
You have bad taste.

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>>15887285
I'm not sure which direction you want this to go. First question is how many legs do you want on your spider girls? Do you want them more or less monstrous?

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>>15887296
But we're not allowed to post them, you just went into great detail describing what you don't want, which is spider girls.

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>>15887285
First thing that comes to mind is Ms. Spider from James and the Giant Peach.
I thought she looked pretty nice.

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>>15887285
Not sure what you're looking for, but here is one that is a bit less conventional compared to the tauric varieties.

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>>15887302
Isn't it disqualified as a spider girl if it has more or less than eight legs on its abdomen?
>>15887300
Yeah, something like this, this looks nice. Only, where does the dick go?
>>15887303
>Spider wearing a girl for a hat
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3070911
>Girl sitting on a spider
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2821249
Though if you drew more solid lines down her back, along her butt and down the back of her thigh, she looks more like she's leaning on it. I meant not like these examples, not no spider half at all.

[Anonymous No.]

You see a Werewolf with a Chinese takeaway menu in her paws, walking through the streets of Soho in the rain. She approaches you and says she's looking for the place called 'Lee Ho Fooks', says she wants a big dish of beef chow mein.

What do?

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>>15887325
>hating Rachnee
>the design that gave us spider thighs

didn't think it was possible

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>>15887285
I suppose there is this.

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>>15887333
They just aren't integrated overly well. A bit of meaty thigh at the base of the pedipalp is nice, but only if they're integrated well. Those there are just that get mangled below the knees.

The reason I ask is because I just finished reading this https://exhentai.org/g/974739/bcd77ed56e/ and monsterboy aside the girl looks alright. But from what I can tell she only has 4 legs and 4 arms. And the thigh to spiderleg is nice here, but that's because they are actual legs, and not thighs going into pedipalps.
>>15887337
You know, this spider design never really did anything for me. At least arachne is sleek and sexy looking on the spider end.

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>>15887285
I sort of like EMG's Large Spider.

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>>15887325
>Yeah, something like this, this looks nice. Only, where does the dick go?

That's a standard tauric arachne, they're quite common so I'm surprised you are asking for them. Heck its what KC uses for most of his arachnes.

And generally the dick goes where the spider and humanoid portions meet. If no organ is obvious the armor plates open up to reveal a vagina or she uses an orifice somewhere on the spider abdomen.

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>>15887345
I have to say I appreciate how big he draws his spider's legs, and a lot of anatomical issues are solved by huge fluffy spider bits.

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>>15887352
Look at that fat abdomen, god damn.

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>>15887341
well you're entitled to your opinion, but I think they are sexy as fuck, and designed well.

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>>15887341
>You know, this spider design never really did anything for me. At least arachne is sleek and sexy looking on the spider end.

It was early artwork, this is more how KC would draw a arachne today.

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>>15887366
>that blush and sweating on Rachne
Her body might be ready, but her heart isn't.

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>>15887352
What you posted just then is pretty common, but the other one looks more like a human torso on a spider thorax that goes into the spider abdomen. That picture there is more a cephalothorax, where the head and the torso join directly to the abdomen.

>>15887369
It's more obvious where ponos goes there too. You know something KC often does is have scales and plates covering the erogenous zones and has them slide back whenever it;s time for sexy time. How would that even look in real-time?

>>15887366
I think my issue is that the thighs and rump are too well formed for an arachne and that gives it more a look of a woman sitting on a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be with my waifu, I was going to write but my head is pounding and the waifu isn't real. Why must we suffer like this?

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>>15887380
That depends what kind of waifu you have. If you waifu Mindflayer, you're actually just in her illusion right now.

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>>15887388
My waifu is a hellhound.

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>>15887372
>You know something KC often does is have scales and plates covering the erogenous zones and has them slide back whenever it;s time for sexy time. How would that even look in real-time?

Like a vagina opening but with armor plates on each side? Monster girl vaginas are often compared to mouths, its not too hard to imagine them being muscular enough to open like one.

And of course if the scales or plates are still too much in the way KC's girls can simply make them recede/vanish temporarily using transformative magic.

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>>15887400
Then this reality is your prison.

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>>15887341
>https://exhentai.org/g/974739/bcd77ed56e/

That is one classy arachne alright.

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>>15887400
Shit, I still have to write that delinquent hellhound story.

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>>15887416
Yeah but she only has 4 legs. And her leg-thighs look great but that;s because they transition into actual legs and not the significantly shorter pedipalps.

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>>15887441
Actually I think its just one of the many designs that has the limbs on the humanoid portion count toward the 8 total limbs.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck winter, Im going to a volcano

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>>15887454
I think that's a bit of an artistic cop out though. It's easier to work in 4 legs than the spiders naturally clustered 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887469
Hot Lava Sex

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>>15887469
Winter is great for cuddles, plus it's dark all the time which is nice.

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>>15887380
>the waifu isn't real
Reality is all relative

I talk to my waifu on a daily basis and we do so many things together. Most of my decisions in life are based on her one way or another

Could I prove her existence? No, but she sure is real to me and I've never been happier

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>>15887333
>spider knees
>good design
I'm not sure if this a trolling or just shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887469
>Wanting king onyx's flame whores
Granted of the 3 female enemy types they are the best. the Valkyries are kinda dull and the only thing the fairies got going for them is that there human sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887489
>shit taste he says
Why bother posting at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never live in a cold area with a cute Lamia class-rep GF who has to drink hot tea and carry a thermos around just so that she can keep her body temperature up throughout the day

>You will never bully a lamia class-rep by holding an icy canned drink to their neck, causing them to cool down rapidly

[Anonymous No.]

Happy london morning people
whats your plans after you Americans wake up?

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>>15886632
She's a cute pie. Also, she comes across as a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887506
>That spoiler
Anon that's how you get a cute Lamia wrapping around you and forcibly sapping your warmth.
She'll notice your boner pretty easily if you let her do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887380
I wish I could let go of my earthly tether and just become one with the Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

what do you guys think of my monster?

Lily

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
>Wing Coat
A very nice design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
I like her, but I wish you came up with a more unique name. Also dem feet, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
cute. Werebat?

did you draw that yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
Nice vampire

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>>15887575
For someone who hates clothes, she sure looks embarrassed in that bottom pose. Not to mention she's instantly naked whenever she needs her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887598
But she's usually enveloped in darkness, isn't she?

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>>15887589
yeah came up with the idea when i thought how would one with jiant wings walk around. and so why not make the wings have a second function aka dress. she dislikes other clothing.

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>>15887600
artist here. yeah and she only goes naked at night to hunt like real bats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
Nice vampire. She's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Hakutakus have normal human ears right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887619
>>15887575
Jokes aside that really is vampiric. A more obvious werebat would forgo arms for wings. Having both is convenient but you're more likely to have your design confused for a vampire.

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>>15887619
she’s more a bat than vampire. don’t like suking blood, likes bugs and small animals. cave animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887630
i guess your right maybe i should but in more bat like features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887634
Large, wide, fluffy ears might help. At least, more bat-like than the elfin ones she appears to have in that upside down image.

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>>15887634
Big bat ears would be a huge indicator. You could even give her a ring of fluff around her shoulders like manticore has, because fruitbats havethose. I mean, that's if you even care. She's pretty cute as is.

[Anonymous No.]

After a night spent watching videos of mudsilmes cutting the throats of animals and letting them bleed to death, resulting in the floodwaters on the streets to be colored red, this girl has decided to embark on a crusade and kill them all.
Do you join her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887652
What will she take?

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>>15887652
Nah, not much into the killing thing. Too squeamish.
I'd much rather just find a nice shortstack Redcap and mating press her senseless after eating a raging mushroom.
When she wakes up, she'll rape me even harder! It's a win/win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887658
Lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887652
Yes. With a blazing heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887652
You got a pretty good girl there. Deus Vult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887643
ill make so mods then. thanks for the feed back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887652
Only after she will help me kill all googles and skypes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887695
How does one kill googles and skypes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887652
>not joining the armies of Morecumin' Blessed-be-her-name
>not joining in the invasion of NotEgypt and teaching pagans the pleasures of being cummed inside
>joining the anti-fun LARPer brigade when you could be drowning in conquered pussy

[Anonymous No.]

dose adding bat ears make a difference guys? dose she apear more bat like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887705

God I can't handle that ass.

BREHS, THAT ASS IS TOO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887696
Crusades and ovens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887711
Battier, but she's lost her adult charm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887711
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887711
I'm going to blow into those ears.
>>15887713
Well then you don't mind me taking it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887711
Keep the ears. Definitely keep them.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never enjoy the cold as much as this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887711
Damn I just wanna nibble those ears while she's sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887720

I need more of that ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887743
You can't handle that ass!

[Anonymous No.]

Have you taken time today to remember how all human males are responsible for the great 'nuki massacre of yore? You obviously hadn't been born then, and of course your ancestors didn't have anything to do with it either since they weren't personally involved, but you still have collective guilt, and owe reparations. Now a Tanuki has come to collect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887752
/pol/ isn't welcome here, if you want proof just scroll up bud.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure at first you might think it strange,
But you won't give it a thought after I've infected your brain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887720
a little something for u anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887760
>/pol/
Just whip out your dick for her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887762
She's taking that a lot better than I had assumed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887762
This girl is a cutie. I hope you stick around and draw some more.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be called Boya?

I'd be called Boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887766
you could say its her fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887770
Shounen reporting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887770
If it's by a girl like her or>>15887752
or pic related. The pipe does it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887771
I hope she doesn't get too disoriented from having her primary means of navigation assaulted by loud static like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887711
Recognition as Bat +25

Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887761
Can't you infect my heart instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>Is there a method for married couples to temporarily switch genders?[39]
>I think there are happenings occurring in Wonderland and Sabbath magic potions for that.

>Is there a way for a husband to temporarily switch bodies with his monster girl wife, or is there not?[40]
>There is! Seems like there's accidents in Wonderland amongst others.

>So about the method that turns the men of Wonderland into monster girls, do those have an effect on incubized men?[41]
>They do have an effect. If you got a wife then you get to enjoy some pseudo-yuri play! In case of an incubus without wife (incubization trough drugs) then there's a possibility that he'll turn into a monster girl as is, but this won't happen to incubi with a wife, speaking of after turning into a monster girl, they don't have an interest into other men. (TL Note: Grammar in KC's answer is kinda strange and makes it unclear on how to properly interpret it, especially since it seems to contradict the first part.)

If your waifu won a trip to Wonderland, would you accept it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887815
Sure, I'd love to find out what my body actually does for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887815
>That TL Note
I think it's pretty obvious that KC was trying to distinguish the difference between a married Incubi turning into an MG because Wonderland shenanigans, and a single Incubi turning into an MG because Alp.

>If your waifu won a trip to Wonderland, would you accept it?
I'll pack my inner-tube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887777
heres your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887821
I've done a terrible thing. As compensation, I must brush her head with a toothbrush.
If you actually draw that, I'll love you forever, no Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887815
>There's an old saying in my family
>Alp'd Anon, maketh pilgrimage to Wonderland
>Sign that slip, get back your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887829
Oscar became a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887815
>If your waifu won a trip to Wonderland, would you accept it?
It depends if she really wants to. If she does then sure, but I'd need a lot of time to prepare my heart and mind to throw away my values and become a sex obssessed degenerate. Then we can genderbend and fuck eachother in a myriad of forms both earthly and unearthly. I expect we'd go through quite a bit of that one wonderland tea that turns you into the male beast of your waifu's species. Though what gender we would be at that time is probably hazy.

Such is life in Degenerate land. One can only hope the people that go there never leave and inflict their madness on normal, wholesome people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
>>15887711
>>15887762
This girl is way too cute, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887827
you better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887849
I have no words. Please never leave us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887849
Such big ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
>>15887711
>>15887762
>>15887821
>>15887849

Gotta say, I'm really enjoying your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887849
She reminds me of shaltear slightly with the red eyes and white hair/skin and petite body

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887868
>shalltear
a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887868
Little girls need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887870
>>15887873
oi, I'm just makin an observation, cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887868
Loli Vamps a best.

But still Albedo's better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887877
>Chair
>best at anything
She's not even best at single combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887875
Nice damage control Sally, now get out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887877
>Loli Vamps a best.
Loli vamps are shit, I was just noticing the similarities. And shaltear isn't a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887885
>and Shalltear isn't a loli
Literally you fucking what, Ainz even noted that she was a culmination of all the fetishes Peroroncino had

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887888
She' young but she looks more like a petit, flatchested 14-15yr old. She may have been written as a loli (though I disagree) but neither the anime nor so-bin's art reflects this. Her proportions aren't prepubescent enough, concave chest aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887885
>Loli vamps are shit
You're the real monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887898
Smugnoa > Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887853
>>15887864
>>15887865
>>15887877

oh you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887922
VERY cute

[Anonymous No.]

What do you have to tell her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887901
>smugnoa cheshire never

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887922
This is the cutest bat girl.
Want to do things to her. Things like princess carrying her, spooning her, and letting her hang from my arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887956
Lad she literally doesn't have doujins, she even won against the penis
Even a dark matter hitting her in the pussywould just make her smugger
>it's because you have to rely on things like this to get girls wet for you that you still haven't lost your v-card

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887922
I want to make her wear a pair of bunny ears for redundancy. And a bunny girl outfit to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887944
I got Manchestere'd into eating 6 pans of double fudge brownies, now I have to go on a run,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887965

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887960
>Lad she literally doesn't have doujins, she even won against the penis
The curse of being a good girl in a show targeted at fujoshi.
>it's because you have to rely on things like this to get girls wet for you that you still haven't lost your v-card
That kind of stuff turns me on, why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887959
>>15887962

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888028
She's beautiful and cool too. She's a cool beauty.

But is she cool enough to resist being hand-fed some sweet fruits?

These drawings are all fantastic. I hope you make more orginal monstergirl desgins like this, because I love Lily's look.

[Anonymous No.]

last post for the night guys. thanks for all of the great feed backs guys:) until next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888028
Someone's a little tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888028
>no spooning
a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888071
Goodnight, bat and bat art person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888071
Love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881423
Human centipede seems scary. I'm weak to gore. Which MG do you guys think would like It?
Liches perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888097
Ew, that's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881423
>confusedgrandmaadjustingherspectacles.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888099
Only the try hard girls would like it.

A lich would just sit there going "But the human body doesn't work like that, this is stupid..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881945
Sproink story screencap where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888108
Can't she just cast Greater Wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888114
She can, it's how she got a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888132
that's mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888028
>Cute bat girl will never cling to your ceiling and silently watch you fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886883
Clearly every male has a taste for something inhumanly sexy female. It's just up to you if you tap into it deeper or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888071
Good job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888135
Well, when one has mastered the arcane and can warp reality, why wouldn't she take the easy route?


Sure, she had to wait a year for him to arrive and be a 'student' but it happened

[Anonymous No.]

You people play card games?
How about a MG themed deck?
>"wring semen" trap card
>"call of sabbath" magic card
>Druella as a lvl. 8 monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888176
>You've activated my trap card!
>Cursed ballgag!
>Now your witch can't cast magic, reducing her attack points by one thousand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886883
>angewoman was one of my first faps
>years later I finally got the internet and started playing an mmo and liked the catgirl outfit in the cash shop enough to get it
>guild member starts teasing me and she draws borderline catgirl porn to motivate me to grind
>found these threads in their early stages and been a monster girl fag ever since

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886883
MGE. Found it one time, did some research, for some weird reason here I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>Woke up to heart attack inducing bat girls

Oh god, I can't take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888189
>guild member starts teasing me and she draws borderline catgirl porn to motivate me to grind
Based, she knows exactly how men tick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888176
I've played them for some time

>Using D R A G O N S deck againt a dragon
>she rapes me with her sisters after the game and forces marriage as a form of "punishment"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888201
That's because she was a man. Oh, sorry, a GIRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888208
Well you did call her 'she', so I assumed you knew if she was female from her voice or some shit since voice changers worked like shit back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888212
I'm not him. I'm just commentating from the side. Also I don't think traps need a voice changer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888201
She was an absolute bro, although I partly blame her for being stuck in this place.
>>15888208
One of the few instances where that wasn't the case, her real life boyfriend was in the guild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888220
Mmmhmm, sure. I mean, you'd know because you saw her in person/livecam and she showed you her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888220
>stuck
4chan isn't that bad of a place to be honestly as long as the rest of your life isn't completely fucked.

>>15888223
>THIS mad he never met a qt online
You don't actually take the 'no girls online' bullshit seriously right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888226
>He thinks there are girls on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888236
Sarah Palin is a girl
Sarah Palin has an email
Therefore there are girls who use the internet
Proof concluded
inb4 >girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888223
Unless her boyfriend was flirting with a dude he knew in real life in voice chat I highly doubt she was a guy. Either way, still a bro for the cat girl stuff. My main regret is being too dumb to back it up back then because it was good stuff.

This is getting more bloggy than I would like though so I'll drop it here.
>>15888226
>as long as the rest of your life isn't completely fucked.
Well nothing will ever arouse me as much as monster girls, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888239
Do you have any proof that sarah palin is a girl?
>>15888240
>Unless her boyfriend was flirting with a dude he knew in real life in voice chat
This is more reasonable than thinking there's a girl on the internet. He probably smokes cock like a nurarihyon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888243

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888247
I hope you enjoy your corn chips. Satan is a good girl and I'd happily pat her glowing, silky light hair before loving her in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888250
Death is an even better girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888259
Death is a cute but there are lots of anons looking for her. Every one leaves satan-chan alone and freezing in cocytus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888269
Satan-chan is waiting for God-senpai to talk to her again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888272
Na, we NTR now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888277
God deserves to be NTR'd
>getting triggered by cowgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
>>15887711
>>15887762
She's pretty cute, the only thing I don't like is how you made the nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888280
We could have cute 7 ft amazon nephilim girls who have a natural talent for sucking dick. But noooo. Fucking faggot.

That's another monster Kc hasn't got around to yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888295
He hasn't gotten around to any of the higher angels either, I really want to see a Seraphim-class Angel Girl.
>tits so glorious you catch fire and disappear if you look at them without sunglasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888297
If KC wasn't so hugboxy, I wouldn't mind a girl who burnt your eyes out when you look at her. She'd have to take care of a cute blind more husbando and after being together long enough there's a chance for some kind of astral second sight that allows you to take her beauty in full

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888301
Well you can bet that Nyarlohotep won't make your SAN go to -1000000 as soon as you see her.

[Anonymous No.]

I think that being bonded to a elemental spirit will do things to your sanity, the stronger you get the more you lose it. like curse swords but for men

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888341
>Nature spirits
>Driving men insane
Dude what? It would make you more at peace with nature if anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888346
>implying nature isn't fucking insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888341
Isnt going half crazy due to her connection to the plants poison Ivy's thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888350
It isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888361
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888341
Well you know "power corrupts" and all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888373
How are the four elements insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888387
I think he means it more as a head cannon idea then just saying that all spirits in mge are insane.

I saw it increase in power drives the man insane as he slowly disconnects from regular humanity, and my even end up doing things to fuel his own version of the rules of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888387
>>15888373
>>15888361
>>15888350
Nature isn't insane, it's just so powerful that it operates on a completely different set of beliefs and values. A living hurricane does not think he's wrecking 10k people, he think he's helping to distribute heat across the entire fucking planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888401
That's just stupid though. Going back to nature has always been seen as to become at peace and to be calmed. Nature is described as tranquil. Growing a deeper connection with its spirits is the opposite of maddening. You don't take a walk at night through some pretty woods to become berserk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888341
I think it would be pretty nice and calming to have a normal one.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anons, does your waifu have a family?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/t0JvxLMD
Tsukumogami
Update line 317, Just a short update to get back into the flow of this story. I went through and edited it, but if you're read it before you don't really need to read it again. I just put a little more emphasis on his struggle to stave off corruption.

Any way, they find an inn, eat a meal and go to bed. The sword gets a little possessive when she thinks Gram is asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/t0JvxLMD
Tsukumogami
Update line 317, Just a short update to get back into the flow of this story. I went through and edited it, but if you're read it before you don't really need to read it again. I just put a little more emphasis on his struggle to stave off corruption.

Any way, they find an inn, eat a meal and go to bed. The sword gets a little possessive when she thinks Gram is asleep. Hope you enjoy it, as always comments and criticism is more than welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

Bat girl a cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888499
She has me and our daughteru! But besides that, not really since she was adopted by my family at a very young age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888499
>You will never do a old fashioned fistfight with your father in law to prove your worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
Vampaiyah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888534
Not only is Gram a sword spirit, she's a yandere sword spirit as well. Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888702
Gram is the dude, the sword isn't named yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15881607
continuing hobble gobble

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888711
My reading comprehension is garbage if it took until after I read the story to know the MCs name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888721
It's alright, I had to double check and make sure Gram was actually the MC's name and I didn't goof somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888731
>>15888721
It probably doesn't help that Gram is actually the name of a legendary sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888668
My waifu's father is a sickly and frail man, there is no way I would fight him. He checked if I was worthy by my waifu's smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888744
I know but it's a bit masculine. And his name'll be synonymous with a sword at his end anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888499
Her parents and a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888668
>Your father in law will never challenge you to see if your worthy of his daughter.
>your wife and mother inlaw will never join in making it a family brawl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888719
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888719
Make those Hobgoblin milktanks look sublime, Melon.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to compliment your MG responsibly.
Translations never

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888803
I like to compliment my waifu since she gets all haughty and smug, but then I keep doing it and she gets embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888499
Her parents, three sisters and two adopted brother. Everyone also has a name and personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888301
https://youtu.be/6QFwo57WKwg?t=183

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888781
I hope KC doesn't stop at the Hobgoblin for oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888874
Holstaurs can be oppai lolis, it's just that we lack art of oppai loli Holsts unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888874
Jubjub was the closet he's got in a while although they're more shortstack than oppai loli.

I'll take it because Jubjubs are cute as hell but I'd love for him to make Tsuchinoko the Zipangu oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888888
Sextuplets confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888888
KC confirmed pretty much all holstaur lolis are oppai lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888923
How do Holsts give birth to babies with fat tits? It's hard enough to do when the babies don't have massive honkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888934
They aren't born with fat tits, and their breasts only start budding around kindergarten age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888937
>only start budding around kindergarten age.
>only
toddlercon please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888952
I'm not a toddlercon, and that statement comes from KCs mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888952
KC said it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888937
It must be funny to see a christmas cake jealous of a kindergarten holst's boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888967
Bipolarized wrote smut about an Arekishi-tier pailoli Holst a year back. There was no jealousy on the teachers part though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888952
We are talking about MGE here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888955
>>15888965
Pretty sure KC didn't say 'only' though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888760
Who's your waifu? Her species must be something kind but dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>午後７時のレッドキャップって何なんでしょうか……　レッドキャップに限らず、図鑑のコメントに結構パロディや他作品ネタが書きこまれている様なのですが、アンテナが低い人間なので、基本的に全くわからないよ！
>Not limited to what I will try either ...... Red cap I 7 pm Red cap, I like pretty parody and other work story in picture book of comments have been written, since the antenna is low human beings, basically I do not know at all!
T-thanks google translate, totaly understood that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888952
I bet you're the kind of anon who would deny his kindergarten Holst daughteru her milkies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889020
>I wonder what is the Red cap of the 7:00 PM. Red cap the comments illustrated many parody or other work's story is being rewritten as the antenna is low man, so basically no idea!
Bing is much better with jap
Basically he only updated her few hours ago and there are already few pics and story. Though I still don't know what antenna is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889035
That makes more sense, she does seem really popular.

[Anonymous No.]

Silent, when is part two?

[Anonymous No.]

>no thicc Demon onee-san with a taste for mecha musume

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888719
>>15886039

hobble gobble

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888803
I find it more effective to tell Yetis that _____ monster girl is a better hugger than her, she'll either give me her best possible hug or hunt the respective girl down and challenge her to a hug-off with me as the judge

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889081

Uh, shog next

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889081
Joke's on you lady, I don't have any friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889081
Someone looks a little tipsy, maybe she needs some water rather than a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889081
Hobgoblins are too slow and dopey to make that kinda demand.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, this thread has 1.6k posts. Is this sticky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889087
>shog next
Oh fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889096
You can stop now, it's pretty bland tasting bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889096
First time here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889104
>>15889105
Yeah, I've wandered around jp out of curiosity and found this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889087
also http://www.strawpoll.me/11303686/
pls no ban

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889087
>shog next
Two abominations in one commission queue? They sure are popular.
>>15889093
Maybe the drink went right to her head and she started saying silly things. What if it's her husband and he's having her roleplay out a scenario he finds hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15888987
The idea that they can only be oppai lolis if made loli is based on a story the lead baphomet relates to the author in MGE volume 1, stating how she tried to use the loli spell on a holstaur but she ended up a big breasted loli.

The implication is that big breasts are such a integral part of holstaurs that even bapho loli magic can't remove them permanently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889081
You're really pumping out a lot of nice images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889118
>The implication is that big breasts are such a integral part of holstaurs that even bapho loli magic can't remove them permanently.
O blessed oppai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889108
Too late, now you're here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889087
Uh whoops, correction - next is Lilim not shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889139
Oh fugg. D:
Well, yoroshikune I suppose :DD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889146
>next is Lilim not shog
Curses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880333
Shit they all look so cute. ALL OF THEM!!!!1!11

[Anonymous No.]

>>15880643
Pls do. I beg. Suck all my cum out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889146
Rest in peace Shog lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889146
fug xDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889148
>>15889151
>>15889173
What are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889178
Just ignore and report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889148
>>15889161
>>15889173

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887575
She's like that Vamp-Batgirl that looks like she would tear you apart but just wants some cuddling.

>>15889178
>>15889184
Just explorin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889178
>>15889183
Paranoia is telling me it's that irc faggot who wants the threads gone "pretending to be retarded" so he can turn around and point at it as something wrong with these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889192
>>15889173
>>15889148
>just explorin
And this is why one of the oldest boards on the site will tell you to lurk for two years before posting actively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15887332
Buy her Beef Chow Mein

>>15886883
I don't really know about Monster Girls, but I've liked catgirls, foxgirls, doggirls and wolfgirls for a long time. They so kawaii..

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>>15889199
I've been on 4chan since they've got /b/ nametags. Which was idk, more than 2 years ago.

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>>15887332
Ask her if she's mutilated any little old ladies.

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>>15889210
>2 years
>2014
>and proud of it
Doth thou know how the world endeth?

[Anonymous No.]

It's a Cheshire. She made it through.

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>>15886408
>Being forced to eat mushrooms or a succubi would lose her job
Fuck. This is nightmarish creepy pasta shit that I'd be crying mommy for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15885939
Dang you're everywhere. I've seen a Momiji poster in every board I go to.

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>>15885750
Would rape/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889244
>Going through the thread and responding to every old post.
Please stop, you're going to make a Kobold cry at this rat.

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>>15889248
One of these days I'm going to kill auto correct and rape the body, how does it turn a 4 letter typo into rat? Does it like Hinezumis?

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>>15889255
The kobold brought you a rat from outside as a gift.

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>>15885596
>>>>>>>>>>>/v/


>>15889248
>Please stop, you're going to make a Kobold cry at this rat.
>you're going to make a Kobold cry at this rat.
>make a Kobold cry at this rat
>Kobold
>cry
>at
>rat
What doest thou mean by this?



... k

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>>15889260
>thinking bs is exclusive to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

I leave the thread for a minute and come back to this shit? Did somebody leak from their containment board?

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>>15889274
To what shit, someone posting like he's fresh off /b/?

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>>15889274
More like someone escaped from preschool and their parents are desperately searching for them.

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>>15889274
That, or it's a one man bait machine.

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>>15889288
It's just three posts, I don't think it counts as bad as far as cancer goes.

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>>15889299
True. But I'm going to be a pedantic little shit and say that all cancer is bad by definition.

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>>15889278
>>15889287
>>15889288
I don't know how each board """culture""" goes. So I just follow what everyone says. Looks like this board goes for a week before getting deleted. And you're all angry that I keep replying, so I'll stop ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to see salamanders with their hair down

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>>15889312
You could just...lurk...?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your uncle, the lord of a rabidly anti monster fiefdom, has died
>He had no children, and you, his sole nephew, were named as his successor
>You're actually fond of monsters
>Very fond of monsters
>You know the people won't accept such a huge reversal in attitude, so you decide the best option is to stay the course for now and slowly make small changes as time goes on
>For starters, you replace the household's entire staff
>You give the former employees nice severances to avoid any hard feelings and explain that you are not your uncle, and would prefer to not rely on him or his legacy
>In reality, you restaff the house with monsters, having them all use polymorph spells to appear human
>Kikimora and Shoggoth maids, a Tanuki majordomo, a Kitsune chef, etc
>Months later, it happens
>You don't know how your uncle managed to avoid an "assassination" for so long, but you didn't even last a year
>At least, you wouldn't have if she didn't enter your bedroom to find you balls deep in a Tanuki who was more tail than woman
>Fearing the would be assassin would end up leaking this information and hinder your plans, you shout for your staff to not let her escape
>She's successfully captured, and following a moderately tense conversation, you realize this may be an opportunity
>You send her back to her village with your request, and thee days later receive an affirmative response
>The Kunoichis will relocate to your fiefdom, blending in and pretending to be human while subtly shifting the populace away from their anti monster ideals and easing them into coexistence
>10 years later, there are little monster children running around everywhere teasing the young boys their age, while you meet with one of the generals of the Demon Lord's army without ever removing yourself from one of your maids

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>>15889310
Early detection and prevention is key.
>>15889317
Seconded. Her flowing hair accentuating the beauty of her swordsmanship...

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>>15889335
Very Traitor-kun. I like it.

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>>15889335
>don't want to implement large changes
>immediately dismiss an entire household of serving staff

I don't expect much from maidposting, but even this greetext is pretty absurd comparatively speaking.

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>>15889335
Kunochis make everything better.
>>15889357
Did you even read it? The "no big changes" was obviously talking about public policy, not who takes care of a house. The general populace won't give a shit about who your cleaner or chef is.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to bully a Tanuki by refusing every monetary offer she gives me to be her husband!

Instead, I'm going to cradle her by her buttocks, stroke her tail, look her deep in the eyes and utterly bully her by telling her 'my love for you is free'.

IT'S THE PERFECT CHEESY COME-ONTO

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>>15889369
>Free husband

Poor thing may faint away

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>>15889362
There's nothing subtle when you dismiss an entire staff, some of whom might have a generational history of working with/for that household, just to replace them straight away with monstergirls.
Depending on the size of the household, you've suddenly created over a hundred disgruntled people who'll be more than glad to shout about how you're a monster sympathiser and how they all lost their jobs to monsters.
It's blowing your cover on the first move.

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>>15889312
Lurk more you faggot

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>>15889374
Except they're polymorphed, no one knows they're monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Haahn?

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>>15889374
Did you miss the part where I specifically said that they're using polymorph spells to appear human?

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>>15889386
>>15889394
If you replace them all with amazingly beautiful women, it's not going to take a genius to figure things out.

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>>15889392
Just curious if you were interested in a post-exercise rubdown.

Or if you just want to cuddle, that's fine too.

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>>15889386
>>15889394
Not him, but he's right that firing a staff that has potentially served a family for generations isn't a small change. Questions would be asked.

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>>15889409
>"The new lord is a bit of a womanizer, isn't he?"

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>>15889369
>>15889373
I want to make a joke about her refusing a free husband because she'd worry that he was a slut or something, but lets be real Tanukis never refuse free stuff

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>>15889409
>claim you're tired of looking at old faces and men
>play yourself off as an eccentric playboy with a taste for good looking women you imported from around the world to serve you
Men all over will respect you, some women may shake their heads and moan a little but but that's the worst that could happen.

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>>15889423
That's why molesting the tail is the most important part.

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>>15889444
I'm going to start at the base and go 'all' the way up.

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>>15889409
>>15889418
This. You gotta do it gradually too. Like you have to be responsible for why your uncle never had an heir and get to know the staff on a personal level. Then when you take over the house the staff starts to have 'happy accidents' and then they will need to be replaced with monstergirls who have the polymorph spell on them.
And that's just part one of the plan.

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>>15889436
You sound like one of the writers where everyone but the MC is dumber than a sandwich.

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>>15889453

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>>15889455
Gonna touch those Fox Melons.

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>>15889335
I want to play Crusader Kings with you.

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>>15889461
Instant Tanukis!

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>>15889467
Be careful, Order rulers get a free Invasion causus belli on adjacent non-Order rulers, and no penalty for taking your titles and executing you.

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>>15889463
Fondling your servants during the day is hardly appropriate behavior for a young master!
Wait until night when she's in her 'special uniform'.

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>>15889457
It's a medieval fantasy setting were education is likely much worse than today's, the majority probably are dumber than a sandwich. Hell there's places in the world that still are, see africa and their sacrificing of albino's based purely off a witch doctor's words.

You could also dispose of the family by having them smuggled away to the nearest monster friendly kingdom in the night and have the women corrupted with vials of ushi blood. The women would be to rape happy to care about coming back and the men wouldn't have the stamina to flee from their new spider wives.
With them out of the picture you can claim that the circumstances around your uncle's death were suspicious so you had the likely suspects exiled. Medieval peasants would eat it up if you mixed in some populist rhetoric, had the flag raised and vowed to not let their schemes sway you.

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>>15889477
So, instead of adding water, you add liquid gold?

[Anonymous No.]

How are zoos in monster cities?
Do they have shotas in pens? Do they have ferals instead? Or are they just for lazy monsters who like attention?
What about petting zoos?

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>>15889483
>Kunoichi Spymaster
>Monster girl levies alone are better than trained Order troops
Like to see them fucking try.

On that note MGs who partake in civilization management games would be top tier wife material. Present day or ye olden times.
Wights, Vampires, Kitsunes, Kunoichi, Demons and Dragons! Pick one, they're all good! But which is the best at it? Now that's the question!

Who is your Crusader Queen anons?

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>>15889512
A pinch of gold foil, promising profit trends, and an expanding business will lead to hundreds of love letters written by Tanukis in the mail.

They act like fan girls for famous businessmen. Some even have posters of them in their room.

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>>15889510
Which would be perfectly valid if it was anything like what was actually written.

>have the women corrupted with vials of ushi blood
disgusting

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>>15889519
I wanna see the monkeys!

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>>15889519
One part educational facility, one part dating service. Girls volunteer to work at them and help with teaching about monsters, and if a guy is interested in them he can arrange a date if he wants. Just don't fall into the shark tank.

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>>15889521
>>Monster girl levies alone are better than trained Order troops
I've spent years here, but I still don't understand the "MGs fuck yeah!" thing here. I get that being overpowered and fucked by strong women is a big part of the fetish, but it's taken way too far in the world-building aspect.

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>>15886724
No, he got the short end of the stick with satus resists. It's different for everyone and decided at birth, outside of poison which requires you to be afflicted by it A LOT, and there are different tiers for 'em.
MC did luck out in getting high resistance to charm and okayish resist to sleep, at least.

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>>15889519
They have animals. Because, y'know, that's what zoos have. And monstergirls aren't animals.

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>>15889532
>Dullahan
>no neck
What is this shit.

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>>15889527
>moving the goalposts
I thought it was just getting rid of them all at once you had an issue with? It's not like he wrote an incredibly detailed greentext so the bare bones can be fleshed out by the reader.
>disgusting
But it's delicious and nutritious.

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>>15889436
>with a taste for good looking women you imported from around the world to serve you

The eccentric angle is a possibility, but I don't think it could stretch all the way to cover such a huge lie.

>"So, this is my new head chef. Her name's Katherine, but everyone just calls her Kit. She's travelled around the world, and is amazing at eastern cuisine. Just take a look at this dish here!"
>"I say, young master, are these orange hairs I see on the fish here? Just what is this?"
>"Oh, uh, that? That's, that's cinnamon. A little trick she tells me she picked up some two decades ago. Definitely not hair."

>"And this is my housemistress, Tika."
>"Such an unusual name, if I do say. Very exotic. Tell me dear, where do you hail from."
>"Antarctica."
>"Excuse me?"
>"What Tika means to say is that she's... got family roots there.
>"But-"
>"ANYWAY LETS MEET THE REST OF THE STAFF NOW."

This is a sitcom in the works.

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>>15889538
You're in the wrong place for HFY wanking.

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>>15889547
Why do you think her head fell off?

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>>15889519
What about they have normal animals.

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>>15889551
>moving the goalposts
You thought wrong. I was very clearly critiquing the greentext and the rabid defense it got.

[Anonymous No.]

Why not just corrupt the staff into monsters?

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>>15889545
Some are pretty much more like animals like Jinko. You are know thinking of a white fur Jinko drinking milk in front of a crowd of people gawking at her.

Petting zoos would be overrun by either Sabbath agents or Onee-sans letting little boys touch and feel them.

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>>15889559
Why does it have to be _FY at all? Isn't a world far more interesting when everyone is on moderately even ground?

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>>15889574
It sounds like a bunch of exotic Monster Girls that are treated like celebrities.

I want that white Jinko's autograph.

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>>15889538
I agree with you there, but stepping back from the rape fetish and looking at the civilizations it's kinda hard to argue the military advantage of the side that has actual fucking dragons, undead, magic and even the support of at least one of the goddesses the other side worships (Eros). Really the one thing that keeps them in check is a lack of numbers to invade foreign lands. I think one anon had the right of it in saying that they have the tactical discipline of a horny squirrel. The second they nab a husband they're pretty much out of the conflict unless their husband is threatened. So while they may not be on the offensive 24/7, you wouldn't exactly be able to fight them effectively on their home turf.

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>>15889559
Just because it isn't MGFY, doesn't mean it's automatically HFY.

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>>15889538
Go back to /tg/

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>>15889538
Most worldbuilding here is human biased.

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>>15889519
Well, there's the heavy petting zoos at that one part of town with all the red streetlamps.

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>>15889588
>on their home turf
Of course not, and I like that some monsters are stronger than humans. It's just taken too far is all I'm saying.

>>15889604
Do you think so? I think the better (in terms of popularity/respect in this thread) writefags here seem to use a more neutral setting.

[Anonymous No.]

You have a destination. 10,000 miles away. The terrain will vary, from expansive deserts to icy mountains, to heavily forested, and anything in between.

The road is paved though. You have a fast car with no top, and room for 3 passengers. You have enough money for gas for 5,000 miles.

Which three monstergirls do you bring on your road trip?

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>>15889611
The one around the shitfaced Jinko hobo, or the Tannuki pizza place?

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>>15889618
Kejourou, Wurm, and Doppelpoppelis.

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>>15889618
Cyclops for repairs, tanuki to barter for gas, holstaur for sustenance and paizuri.

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>>15889618
Wyvern. The other two slots are unnecessary.
That and she'd probably get mad having a second girl around.

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>>15889618
So, there'll be gas stations pretty much throughout the entire route? And assuming money and cars, we'll be able to buy food and supplies in a current, modern setting?

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>>15889392
>>15889411
>worst girl
Stop slacking off, time for ~training~

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>>15889618
Tanuki, Tanuki, Tanuki will solve my cash problems, but it probably wouldn't be a very fun trip.

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>>15889635
>>15889618
Gas stations every hundred miles. Convenience store included of course.

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>>15889638
>implying they will spare money for gas

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>>15889632
>you will never find and raise an abandoned Wyvern hatchling that grows up to have a delicious pear shaped body
>she will never ride you in you sleep while moaning "papa~ papa~" as her plump butt jiggles with each motion

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>>15889618
Mamono mana eliminates any possible hardships that this scenario presents so I'm just going to take three alps for the entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889647
Assume no mamano mana.

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>>15889645
NO!

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>>15889645
ride you in your*

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>>15889532
>One part educational facility
>One part sex education service
>You will never go into the Jink enclosure and be publically snu-snu'd by a big chuffer
>After making fun of her and saying that chuffers can't speak people

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>>15889618
Dragon, Hellhound and a Griffon.

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>>15889618
Wight for her large fortune

Gazer for her spellcasting, she can keep us safe from the inclement weather.

Shoggoth for anything we might need.

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>>15889645
If she's adopted, it's slightly more alright. I'd say the older you adopt them, the less horrid it is.
Say, four or five years old, and you start dicking them sometime after they're at least over eleven years old.

It worries me that I've already thought about this in some depth, and how I'd care for the monstergirl I'd adopt.

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>>15889623
The latter. This is some high class establishment, not some Alice working out of cardboard box.

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>>15889663
>Shoggoth car

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>>15889666
Just in case the real one breaks down.

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>>15889645
This is my fetish.
>>15889654
You're sending conflicting messages here.

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>>15889618
Me, My Kobold waifu and our daughteru.

We can make it!

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>>15889666
>"Vroom vroom!"

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>>15889665
What if I want to pet little sleepy Sheep girls in a non sexual way? Where woyld I go for that?

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>>15889683
>cut to anon and two kobolds living in a box, in the desert.

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>>15889666
Probably not what she meant the mentioned 'riding like a mustang'

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>>15889688
As long as we're together there is hope!

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>>15889618
Satyros for the alcohol

Wight for the money and being all around lovely

Tanuki for unbridled Jewery

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>>15889693
>Migrant Mother-looking black and white photograph of the kobold waifu, with husbando bdsm-fucking the daughteru out of focus in the background.

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>>15889699
That's goddamn hilarious. This needs to be drawn.

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>>15889618
Who comes with is secondary
A road trip like that must have all its resouces put into a long ass mixtape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889699
That wouldn't be us anon, if it were us then the waifu would be part of the BDSM fucking!

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>>15889687
They're mostly kept to the farmlands because the sheep were disturbed by the hustle and bustle of city life. Maybe with the extra money brought in by increased clientele, they could build a soundproof establishment closer to downtown

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>>15889708
That ruins it though.

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>>15889716
I know anon, as unfortunate as it is that's just not the way we do things if the waifu is around.

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>>15889654
>implying "single man adopts a monster" isn't called just "delayed marriage" by monsters

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>>15889731
I'm going to adopt a daughteru and throw her on the neightbor's son. That will teach those dirty monsters.

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>>15889731
>Delayed

Hah.

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>>15889731
It's really weird, but father-daughter incest is the one thing that I can't really get behind, even if it's an adopted daughter. It's a conflict between the idea of being a good parent and my dick wanting monster pussy, and good parent wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889731
>Daughteru dicking
>Not the subhuman slav of fetish tiers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889751
That's not weird, Anon.

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>>15889751
You're a good man, Anon. Don't stray from that path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889751
According to the world guide, dicking the daughteru IS good parenting.

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>>15889762
I bet you let your daughteru suck on your dick instead of your waifu's tits, you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889764
My waifu spawns by budding, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW Zipangufag is making me hate the idea of smut with Oomukade and sake
I just... can't do it, man. I can't defile something so waifu

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fucking die, and then have a monster attempt to revive me as a zombie with a boner only for her to discover, to her horror, that I've been dead a few days and my body is a horrible leather bag of liquefied organs and mush that promptly tries to rape her and explodes due to the gas buildup, spraying her with so much nasty corpse goop that she never practices necromancy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889762
I remember KC saying something in a Q&A that made people go "daughteru dickingfags btfo".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889771
I remember every line in JAWS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889767
Do it, do it for the sake of boners Everywhere.
>>15889771
He joked about it being bad parenting and added a www at the end, canon material contradicts him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889773
I remember the Alamo.

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>>15889751
Well, dicking someone else's daughter would be preferable. Young monster pussy and being a good husbando aren't mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889771
I just headcanoned a way to feed the daughteru spirit energy and everything was good. I don't want her to be weaker than the childfuckers' kids and I would never dick her either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889731
aka, .less' fetish.

And he'll never not be mad at Bob for not doing it.

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>>15889588
Actually the canon thing that keeps the monsters "in check" is that most of them don't have any desire to actively conquer or convert human lands. Most battles are defensive, the ones that aren't are typically done by the minority of monsters that make up the "radical faction."

In this way the spread of monster realms is typically more gradual rather than something done through active conquering.

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>>15889777
I remember September.

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>>15889762
More that getting an early source of extra mana has health benefits (and there are other ways to get that). Actual incest (at least to the point where the daughter takes her father as her husband) is stated to be rare for most varieties of monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889789
Was that cybering technically hate sex then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889788
It's like you fags don't read anything about it. Daughteru dicking is accepted in MGE, but is not as common as people think outside of certain species.

Also most monstergirls eat normal food, not only semen.

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>>15889808
I remember the Titans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889776
He also basically said that its pretty easy to avoid the daughter falling in love with the father, stating that one should simply encourage her to play with boys her age and such.

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>>15889789
>Wanting to give Bob more leverage against the thread for questionable decisions he's made
I know he's a passive-aggressive shitheel with about as much self confidence as a middle school boy's locker room, but come on guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15886932
>>15886939
>>15886946
Reminder the Zone Aisha flash exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889814
I know that, but if you fuck your daughteru while she is still a child it's no wonder she'll grow more powerful than your average monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889816
>>15889808
>>15889777
>>15889773
>>15889771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_JFIS0ga5o

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889827
Unfortunately it's one of his earlier works and suffers from some iffy animations and expressions on certain positions.

If I could pay him to remake it now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889829
I played that game with a friend recently. God, it was dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889827

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>>15889827
It was the coolest show. Brown cat tiddies, and the caster gun was novel as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889850
I like them. I want a black feathered, black haired, black scaled one, in a very tiny maid uniform.

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>>15889822
Much like it's easy to stop eating but obesity is still a problem. It is rather rare for daughteru incest to happen though.
>Also, according to human common sense, it is taboo for parents and children to have sex and commit incest, but naturally, monsters have no such taboo. I previously mentioned that there are rarely monsters who end up recognizing their own father as their “husband”, but in that case, there are two possibilities. On the one hand, the mother can pleasure her husband together with her daughter, and she can teach her beloved daughter the goodness of her beloved husband. The whole family can become one, and experience bliss while having threesomes
>Desire for one's own father is not to be denied, and incest is never condemned. As far as monsters are concerned, if one has desire for a specific man, then one should act on the urge and have sex with him. Even if it's ones own father, etc. it won't be a problem. On the contrary, the desire for a man takes highest precedence, and it's unthinkable to discard it over something as trivial as “blood connection.”
Basically uncommon but no problem and not a bad thing.
Now I want a shortstack holst daughteru to call me daddy while getting paizuri'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889842
>MFW at times I wish the MGE world was more like Ivalice, where people are just re-discovering forgotten technologies like Magitek and airships
>With caster guns just like in FFT

>MFW the possibilities of rustling EVERY fighting based MG with a gun that shoots lightning in a pellet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889850
Kikis
Shoggs

Impossible to settle on just one. One of the few circumstances where I'd be happy with either or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889826
Or you can feed her mana potions (though they taste bad) or encourage her to have sex from an early age. There are a number of options.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15889863
FF12 was my favorite. That one had delicious brown bunny tiddies, and also takes place in Ivalice.

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>>15889874
It takes place far in the past from the actual good Ivalice games. We're talking Ajora Glabados time period, if not a little before.

Outside of the bunnies it was just basically a shitty Star Wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889842
Kung-fu Kikis.
Kikis who knee you in the face after a little bow/curtsy.
Kikis with shog Vacuum cleaners fighting off the Roomba menace.
A Kiki having severe trouble bathing a young Kobold her master took in that won't sit still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889869
I want a Chuffer who can manifest her lust aura as a giant spectral tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889881
I mean thats just like your opinion man. FF12 has a kick ass combat system (gambits), wildly open exploration, and secrets piled on secrets.

I had a blast on my first playthrough, it left an amazing impression, and thats that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889863
God, a WhiteKnight MG with bladegrasp, Chaosblade, EcII shield, 97 brave, safeguard, ribbon, tynar rouge, grand armor, dark knight skills, and move+3 would be unstoppable. As would a Lich with drawout.

>>15889874
I liked 12. Such a shame Vaan was the main guy and the person you can't replace for walking through town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889897

[Anonymous No.]

how is everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
All the better for seeing cute bat girl.
Are you taking doodle suggestions for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
Downloading anime and wishing I had a cute monster girl to sit on my lap and watch it with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
What other monstergirls do you draw? any ideas in the works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
Making fish and smiling at a brighter future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
Headpat the Bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
>>15889924
Feed her fruit by hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
Lightheaded for reason which are unknown to me.

Also, I need more fruit bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
>another drawfag better than me
Another reason to just end it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
Having intermittent neck and back problems all day. Constantly suffering from a lack of anti-depressants/alcohol/human company and a writer's block.

Still having weird, lucid dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
Being busy with Uni stuff, thinking about Kikimora's. How is Lily with maid stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
Bats are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Hakutakus are meant to be smart
Lets se then figure out a slinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889917
hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889933
There are always going to be people better than you just use that as motivation to improve so you can get to where they are at drawing or higher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889943
SHE IS NOT CUTE!

SHE IS THE NIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889960
Vampire bat a nerd, do a genki fruitbat oneesan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889618
>>15889641
In that case, I'll get:
1) A one-and-a-half tailed kitsune. She insists she's a two-tailed kitsune, but the second tail is really, really short. More like an orange and white rabbit's tail. Plus, she doesn't seem smart enough to have lived for over 100 years, and her naivety concerning human customs and social etiquette is simply astounding. Having spent most of her life living in a forest with foxes and spirits, it took a few days to even teach her the concept of telling a lie. Hopefully she won't get conned by a literal child and lose most of our money.

At the very least, she's a generally cheery girl, and her magic is a great boon. When someone like her grows up living in the wild surrounded by magical beings, you learn the perfect skills needed to survive and thrive. Earth magic to manipulate and help tend soil, water magic to draw and purify, and shield from rain and snow, and a little bit of fire magic letting her create heat and light from her own energy.

She can create some rather pretty minor illusions and lightshows, too. Might be able to make some money off of busking with that, but it'd depend on if we went through any high population areas. At the very least, her talent would make night driving under a clear sky absolutely stunning, with her sitting up high atop the rear passenger seat, conducting a private symphony of glowing colours.

2) An outdated automaton. She's robust and capable, but her body isn't quite as sleek or curvy as newer, current models. Really, it's barely sleek at all, her body clunky by necessity to fit all of the systems she needs to function. And if you put your ear close to her joints, you can even hear her hyper-efficient motors whirring sometimes when she moves. And her eyes are of such an old model, you can see the lenses beneath the transparent green irises, rotating and focusing mechanically.

Now, she doesn't actually know how to perform maintenance on our car. And ever since her main wireless module was removed for being faulty, she can't connect to the internet without an ethernet cable.

Fortunately, she's brought a few books and manuals on car repair.
Unfortunately, there's a minor imperfection in her declarative memory system, and to ensure perfect information retention, she has to physically read and intuitively understand what she reads. No offloading the task to a computer system so she can blitz through the book in under an hour.
This normally wouldn't be a problem, because the minor imperfection would mean that she might just have trouble remembering how to do one small task, but she's a perfectionist to a fault. She won't be okay with imperfect information retention relating to such a vital matter on our road trip, and despite her intelligence, she'll pour over a single book with painstakingly deliberate pacing several times, meaning it'll take her even longer to read through a single book than it'd take an average human.

If the car breaks down due to an issue she's not familiar with, it'll take several hours of waiting on the roadside as she reads through a specific section to ensure she knows fully how to make repairs, which could take even more time.


I haven't thought much about the third potential girl to bring along.
Maybe a dryad, who has her roots planted into a big soil box that takes up the entire foot space in the rear of the car.
As for her quirks and personality, I'm really not sure.

[Roadtrip No.]

>>15889974
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889979
Did I do something wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889637
>worst girl
i can think of several girls worse off the top of my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889960
Flying fox bat being brushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889913
Will she notice me i I scream loud enough? Notice me cute bat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889985
Ok worst Heavenly Knight (by a mile)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889979
Take your name off dude.

[Roadtrip No.]

>>15889984
I just didn't expect such an involved answer. I'm sure your trip will go off without a hitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889984
You aren't supposed to develop them that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889990
The name field is a tool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889991
The entire point of the characters' flaws is to almost guarantee that the trip doesn't go off without a hitch, but that it's still a fun, amazing, sometimes disastrous, ramshackle journey to be remembered fondly for the rest of one's life. If we ever survive it.

>>15889992
I'll develop my characters however much I like. And I'll fight anyone who tries to say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889985
Your mother doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889965

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890003
You weren't supposed to do it, but I like it when people develop characters like that.
Makes me want to do the same with some of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890005
Time to run up behind her and tickle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890005
Legitimately laughed
You're pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890005
Well... "The Night" is flashing the whole city from that low rooftop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890005
Does she have echo-location? Will she find you in a dark room and pin you to the floor for wing cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890028
She does. Perfect for pinching her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890005
Why do no writefags actually like bats when they're full of mofu and life andbeing the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890005
More like she's the only light in the night with her highly reflective skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890036
She is going to blind people with her skin like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890036
>fugging a bioluminescent/massive reflective girl in the dark
YESsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890050
Well large bats usually have better vision than humans to begin with so there's that, she can guide you through the night
Where does the meme about blind as a bat even come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890015
You should. I'd like to know about the sort of characters other people come up with.
Hell, if you have any ideas, I'd read them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890059
Echolocating bats?
Nocturnal bats live in the dark and you can't see in the dark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889960
>no cute bat girl to sit on your lap and play video games while she slowly grinds on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890054
I remeber that girl with bioluminescent saliva that turned your dick into a glowstick after a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890005
That facial expression is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890066
Yeah but they actually have good eyesight.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug her.

Hug her now.

Do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890078
I-I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890078
Tits too bit, can't get close enough to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890078
Probably because it's all sketchy but it really does look like the VERY fast meme.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be feminized by a dominant dragon girl. Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890084
Anonikin please, she can't hold out much longer against the terrible windtur holding her at blade's edge.

Hard stretch on that last part...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890097
As long as you fuck her then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890101
I said I don't wanna!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890066
They can't see in the total darkness of caves and such, but with starlight and moonlight eyesight is still a useful sense at night so most bats do indeed have very good eyesight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890018

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890116
ABSOLUTELY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890116
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890116
Yes. Tickle the bat until she squeaks.

Also, I love the pink flushing on her skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890087
VERY cozy whitehorn jiggling at incredibly hihg speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15889618
Yeti for cold areas to warm up, Yuki-onna for hot areas to cool us down, Wendigo for comic relief

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890116
Will she ever not be a goof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890116
>you will never have a cozy batfu
Let me sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890062
It would be kind of hard to write right now, maybe I'll post some characters profiles later.

[Anonymous No.]

No one will ever top this bat, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890133
The cozy is so strong it became sentient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890180
Just climb on her head and you're top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890097
It is. You're going to make your dragon tired.
Try dressing her up in your clothes instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890180
Batfu tier list:

Schizanthus > Toumasu's bat = Goofbat > Latenight's bats because there aren't enough >>>>>> Trigglypuff >>>>>> Hillary Clinton's snizz >>>> Bob's futanari fetish > That horrible train wreck of a cuckolding batfu ninja that z-ton thought was okay after Schizanthus

[Anonymous No.]

its her fav

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890202
>putting Hills snizz above anything
>>15890224
>tfw no thicc Werebat and Mothman waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890224
Nom the moth's antenae!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890224
But moths are our pals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890245
>Dire Werebat the size of Mothmom
>Tell her you'll never fall for her flying rat wiles
>Just opens her arms, the wingspan reaching 20' 1/3"
>You can see ALL THE MOFU on her neck, giving her a massive furred collar that gives her the greaatest underboob known to man to compete with Momthra
>She smells like fruit, and spices
>TFW you will never hug THICC Werebat Mom with her 'ara ara'ing and licking your ear lobes, asking you to brush her head with a comically large toothbrush

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Wurms give amazing buttjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890278
I want one so bad,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890307
I want many things as well. Like giving a Dormouse supplements so she can leglock you with none of the lunk of creatine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890284
The Pharaoh's would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

It's your turn this week to take care of the new Alraune in class. She suddenly popped up someday and with no known parents has been living in the schoolgarden.

She hasn't seen much aside from the school grounds and you have the idea of showing her something new. What do you plan on showing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890324
>You'll never be tied to the Pharaoh's bed while she strips down and sensually applies oil to herself while giving you a lapdance grinning smugly down at you.
>It'll never become lewd after she feels your dick smack against her and gets even smugger.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with her cuddling you like a daki and slowly start to remember all of the positions she used to pump you dry.
>You'll never look at her in silent awe when you remember just how flexible she was as she sleeps with a cute smile on her face.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890324
You know what? I want to get an assjob from my dragon and then I'll rub the tip of my dick on the base of her tail, touching that sensitive underside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890202
>That horrible train wreck of a cuckolding batfu ninja that z-ton thought was okay after Schizanthus
I know NTR is a horrid waste of time and talent where-ever it may pop up...but all the same, I found the Triple-Layered NTR Shitshow that Z-Ton did to be nothing short of utterly hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890328
The effects of fire on plant life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890324
I'd rather a buttjob from an Anubis thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890328
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890328
I plan on showing her why kids love cinammon toast crunch.
It's sugar. Kids really like sugar. Brains are programmed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890328
I want to warm that little flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890347
But anon, that's dirty! You'd better take responsibility and go all the way if you're going to do something as lewd as cum all over her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890376
>Anubis
>Dirty in any way shape or form
How dare...

>Spoiler
Of course I'd help her clean up after.
And I'd brush her tail too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890385
It's not the Nubis that's dirty, you are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890391
I'll have you know that I keep myself very clean!

Though I'd rather I had an Anubis to help...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890385
Dirty as in Lewd anon.
Rubbing your dick with her butt until you cum all over it is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890397
She is going to make sure you are very clean, Anon. She'll even dirty you up just so she can do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890406
She's been talking to the kikimora next door again...

>>15890398
Yes. Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to give your zap weasel lots of headpats! They crave that static electricity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890328
I'm gonna show her a grand old time by taking her to some national parks. I'm sure she'll especially appreciate Yosemite. I'll even carry her when she gets too tired from maintaining her polymorphed legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890425
Kikimoras are good for teaching lewd seduction tecniques to your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890443
Also try putting D batteries in their butt, they love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890443
And if I don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890479
They call it the 'shining dragon'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890328
I know of a nice forest we could spend time in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890483
Yeah I saw that coming.

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters may one encounter in the zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890224
>>15890270
its nature pal. If you really don't want her to eat them, try find her a new favorite food

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I'm starting to sexualize Fel Orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890519
I'll stick to night elves.

Extra long ears to touch.

[Anonymous No.]

This is most definitely a cow, not a fox in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890519
Fel orcs are cuties. I hear that the base of their horns are sensitive to touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890529
Stupid fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890526
I prefer the blood ones, mostly for the attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890530
You don't get it Anon, like what if overlong exposure to extremely high MAMANO MANA makes them get the red skin and spikes so they can rape you faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890534
The skin color really does it for me.

Just give me a nice haughty one I can be a servant to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890529
I want to pound those fat fox milk tanks until they're covered in two types of white!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890529
>no cowfox hybrids
Sign me up for cox

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890537
That's okay. You can take her on a tour of not!nagrand to get her to calm down. Ancestry makes orc docile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890544
o-oh my...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890545
But talking about glorious conquests makes them horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890544
That jacket doesn't look like it keeps her warm at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890562
>makes them horny.
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890537
>>15890526
>>15890519
It's actually pretty good timing that warcraft stuff came up since due to the Emerlad Nightmare having come out this week I wanted to ask the thread this, If your green dragon waifu was corrupted and turned into a draco lich with an obsession for insects like, they're fucking everywhere all over her place and herself, would you still love her?
Don't worry, I'm gonna delete the pic in a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890565
That's more of a bodystocking than a jacket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890545
>Go "Waaaah" out of boredom/yawning
>Fel Orc jumps up, hell, the entire warband jumps up
"OI, THIS GIT SAID 'WAAAAGH!'"
>They start wrestling you to the ground ripping your clothes off
"IT'S A WAAGH, IT'S A WAAGH, BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SLAP YOUR MUM"
>Get snu-snu'd by the red, horny beasts
>Pop the question to your waifu why she's red in the first place
"U havin' a giggle? Red 'elps us fuck ya faster."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890519
You didn't post a face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890594
>mixing up warcraft and warhammer
Now I'm not telling you what to do, but I can't say I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890596
Here's my face you memeing faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890601
Had the same thought

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fall in glorious battle and then be raised to the halls of valor for an eternity of mead an Val'kyr ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890607
As it should be. Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890630
>big blue ghostly snu snu

[Anonymous No.]

Wife doodle

[Anonymous No.]

shoggoth art when reee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890645
nah man, Halls of valor Val'kyr are the real deal, golden and warm and meaty unlike the undead Scourge Val'kyr

[Anonymous No.]

>image limit
new thread ~when~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890650
It's nice to know that you're into facesitting, which yields bottom heavy Gazer art as a result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890661
ONLY THE BIGGEST AND MEATIEST THIGHS CAN ASCEND TO THE HALLS OF VALOR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890630
>TFW getting thrown onto a table and having ale dribble down Valk'yr cleavage to your mouth while they lick your shaft

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890685
first time in ten threads. crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890685
As always, when this one drops off NATURALLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890699
Between more Val'kyr, Thrall getting his gary stue face pushed in and Elisande's feet Legion has been a full success to me as of yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890686
Wife's bottom is a good point of focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890685
When you make one.
https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0155/37/1468532199382.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890705
And we immediedly have a specific type of problem posters first time in ten threads, what a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890726
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890330
>Ultra-flexible pharaoh buttjobs

Oh god, yes. Imagine her on her knees, her back and butt facing you so she can press against your dick, using her snake familiar to pour a jar of warm massaging oil over your shaft and her rump. Every motion as those oiled brown cheeks sandwich you would be impossibly slick.
But then she'd arch back. And back, and back. Her spine making an almost impossible curve until her hair drapes down, and you see her staring into your eyes, upside down, smiling and looking like some dark-skinned serpentine predator.
Heck, she could lean back and kiss you while hotdogging you in that position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890718
The worst part is it's making me want to use some of its concepts in stories/smut like a silly finnegaler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890726
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890347
What about both? At once? With irresponsible overuse of semen production potions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890737
>>15890748

Yep >>15890757

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890759
You know why the thread hates people who do what you just did, right?
You're either a newfag or doing it out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890747
Just make sure to have Khadgar pop up, this guy improves every story he is in by at least 50%

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890732
It's pretty clear the faggot >>15890759 is trying to start shit

Or maybe's the janitor in which case I'll get banned again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890759
This >>15890768
Take a hike, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890770
He's my boy. Or at least he was. Until I turned him into an old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890744
>Heck, she could lean back and kiss you while hotdogging you in that position.
MY FETISH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890780
Khadgar is best boy, even knows exactly how many Apexis crystals are needed

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take a kikimora who just won't accept a no for an answer and acts rather childrish as your personal maid? If so, how would you correct her behavior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890801
Remote control egg vibrators. That is all.

That or I find a shog nee-sama to teach her how to behave. Either way, I'm going to end up with a broken maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890801
I would, and I would just let her run wild. I wouldn't take no for an answer either, so I'd tease her body while she worked.

and lots of this >>15890804

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890801
She gets the latex gimp suit and the chastity belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890793
So you like your pharaohs flexible? Good taste. Just imagine all the positions she could use to press her body up against yours.
Hell, she could even stand tall, facing and towering over you, leaning down to kiss you while she does a standing splits to drape one long, divinely elegant leg over your shoulder.

>Garbage outside of /b/.
Any excuse, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890815
I want her to be flexible enough to make her Apophis rival jealous.
Unlike most, their rivalry is friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890825
They're more like friendly gymnastics rivals than anything else. Maybe because the thought of a really flexible apophis coiling around an equally lithe and limber pharaoh is hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890830
Consider the following: twin standing upside blowjob. This while the apophis is coiled around the pharaoh, squeezing delicate bits.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890833
Wait, I'm trying to imagine just how his goes. So both you and the pharaoh are standing, but the pharaoh is doing a full limbo, her breasts facing the sky, arching over so she can suck your dick? And all the while, the apophis is coiling around her from her feet, grinding a portion of her tail between her legs and squeezing the dark-skinned queen's breasts from top and bottom? Maybe the grapesnake is sandwiching her own boobs to the pharaoh's too, while she sucks your sick in sync with the pharaoh, trying to use that prehensile tongue to gain the advantage. I'll leave for the night with that imagery in mind. Something tells me this conversation won't carry on for long anyway.

Wow, someone's cranky. What starts with "P" and rhymes with "Shower abuse"? Why do you care about how we post our threads anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890863
Cute husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890870
That's what my waifu says I am. But she is the cute one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890886
"You're cute."
"No, you're cute."
"I said you're cute, dumbass."
"Well you're the cute one, idiot!"
"Cute asshole!"
"Cute dickhead!"

And then they kissed with their genitals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890893
Eh, I can see her attacking me and doing lovey dovey stuff like shitting me up with a kiss. But that just makes her even cute, so I win.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a bunch of extra oppai extra muscled weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890868
That's the short and skinny of it. I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible to keep all of that snek suspended, but physics have never stopped my boner before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890908
>shitting me up with a kiss

Your waifu must be a hell of a kisser.

>>15890930
You forget the pharaoh is basically a god. I bet she'd be strong enough, and with enough superhuman balance and flexibility to do that limbo, suck you off, and support her entire body weight on her gracefully arched feet while also supporting the apophis coiling around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890939
>>shitting me up with a kiss

I hate that I fuck up like this a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890945
It's okay, that's why your waifs loves you.
She can shut you up with a kiss so you don't accidentally say that she shits you up with a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890945
It's okay. Mistakes like that make you cute. HA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890833
>Wait, I'm trying to imagine just how his goes. So both you and the pharaoh are standing, but the pharaoh is doing a full limbo, her breasts facing the sky, arching over so she can suck your dick? And all the while, the apophis is coiling around her from her feet, grinding a portion of her tail between her legs and squeezing the dark-skinned queen's breasts from top and bottom? Maybe the grapesnake is sandwiching her own boobs to the pharaoh's too, while she sucks your sick in sync with the pharaoh, trying to use that prehensile tongue to gain the advantage. I'll leave for the night with that imagery in mind.

Saving this response because it doesn't deserve to go hurtling into the night because of drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890967
So hold on a second. Since I was a mistake does that mean my whole existence is cute?
I guess I can understand why she thinks I'm cute then.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that all waifus are cute, even the big, muscled ones with scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890984
>even the big, muscled ones with scars.
Correction: especially the big, muscled ones with scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15890976
Yes, Anon. You are, literally, a cute.