/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I need a bit of a laugh. Please make me laugh /jp/

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

What, are we trained clowns, now? Trained monkey clowns?

Shall we dance for your amusement, too?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone confirm if one of the atheletes here is actually japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 20, have no license, spend all day looking at lolis, I am intimidated by my normalfag 16 year old brother, and I have no confidence in anything.

[Anonymous No.]

gb2 /xkcd/

[Anonymous No.]

I love demotivator images! Post more! LOL!

[Anonymous No.]

I probably got nothin but lemme check my random folder.

Meh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571265
That's not funny, 16 year olds are a menace.

[None !eSNIKTdXu. No.]

>>1571279
What's the context of this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571266
Yes, the girl on top is Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571279
man whats taiga gona do?

[Anon of Neo-Russia No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571266
Another picture from this

sorry for dumb macro catchphrase I didn't make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571296
omae wa birry-san

[Anonymous No.]

OP'd picture would be funny, if it wasn't part of a motivational poster.
Who here agrees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571314
>>Who here agrees?

[Anonymous No.]

LMAOROFL wat a grate thrad

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571317
Getting angry at little things like some anonymous person's post on an internet forum is bad for your health!

[Anon of Neo-Russia No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571257
anyone have the original picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571296

Skeletal Samurai Spirit that comes free with games is better, even if they only spout obvious hints over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571327
omg u made dat on ebaums world GTFO

ANONYMOUS IS LEGION
NEVAR FORGIVE
NEVAR FORGET

[Anonymous No.]

pride of korean

[Anonymous No.]

As you may know, the Nippon Housou Kyoukai, retained a virtual monopoly of all broadcasts before World War 2. It was owned by a wealthy zaibatsu that had close connections and cooperated with the Imperial family of Japan. However, at the end of the war, following the loss and humiliation of the Imperial family, zaibatsu were broken up, and NHK while remaining the official public broadcasting company, lost its monopoly rights.

This lead to the formation of the Nippon Hikikomori Kyoukai. The Nippon Housou Kyoukai, now the Nippon Hikikomori Kyoukai developed methods to control people under the supervision of the Imperial family. Since Japan was no longer allowed to have a standing army of its own, they attempted to develop Hikikomori with no social attachments.

Since training an army was nigh impossible, a model was constructed on the late Kamikaze fighters of World War II. Untrained, but dedicated Japanese men would sacrifice themselves for glorious Japan. This of course was impossible without new techniques, as the Imperial family had been humiliated and forced to renounce their divinity and sovereignty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571296
I liked the wip version better.

[Anonymous No.]

Contrary to popular belief, moe was created for another reason. The Nippon Hikikomori Kyoukai first focused on severing attachments to the real world and to other people, lessening the impact of their loss, and making them more willing to give up their lives. This is evident in various suicide attacks by hikikomori. Samurai films depicting self sacrifice, and other such dramas depicting selflessness were a popular medium in which to encourage people not only to die for their country, but also work for their country. This project was supported by both the Imperial family and the new Japanese government at first.

However, as the Nippon Hikikomori Kyoukai became more proficient, people started dying due to work related stress, and other people became even more reclusive, discouraging the earlier work ethic, and instead promoting laziness and reluctance to do anything. The creation of the NEET. This lead up to the economic stagnation in the 1980's. Soon the project lost support as the government became concerned over economic failure. The Imperial family soon saw the failures who would no longer sacrifice themselves but instead do nothing, tainting the pride of the Japanese race.

The project was soon dropped in favor of a new project. Area A.K.I.B.A. No one knows what Area A.K.I.B.A. stands for. It is known however that it is a project backed by the government, Imperial family, the former Nippon Hikikomori Kyoukai, and 5 of the former largest zaibatsu. It was a threefold pan specifically to deal with the NEET phenomena.

[Anonymous No.]

It quarantined them in one area, known as Akihabara, limiting their interaction with productive members of society. It even makes recluses want to go out. Here we can find a large number of undesirables, quarantined in one area so that the rest of Japan will not be tainted with them. It also allows this group to be targeting with specific policies and strategies separate from the rest of Japan.

It motivates undesirables to work, providing them with more materials that they had previously received for free from television broadcast. NEETs and otaku would be forced to earn money, and contribute to the economy though their expenditure on media that is low in cost to reproduce. DVDs, collectibles, UFO machines, figurines, wall scrolls, body pillows, etc are all outrageously expensive. This is because of the addictive behavior the former Nippon Hikikomori Kyoukai created. Such media is not recognized as addictive or narcotic, but compels them to work, in turn creating an internationally agreeable forced labor camp. It is known that the 5 zaibatsu are the largest beneficiaries of the profits.

[Anonymous No.]

It prevents them from reproducing. Since the Nippon Hikikomori Kyoukai targeted primarily men, 97% of those in Area A.K.I.B.A. are male. Moe was created to raise undesirables' standards, making them instead desire fictional characters. The practice of lolicon is likely to redirect the attention of those who would not be convinced to like 2 dimensional girls, to like prepubescent girls. Were any to copulate with a so called 'loli' they girl would not get pregnant and it would provide justification to incarcerate them or sentence them to death. This is supplemented by various sex toys, erotic comics, and erotic video games. Due to the high proportion of men in the area, it is also unlikely that any would find a mate. However, as an extra security measure for the remaining 3% female fujoshi, since many men would copulate with any woman, Yaoi was created. This in turn means that they would only be attracted to homosexual men, and therefore they would never be able to reproduce.

lol akihabara conspiracy theory

[Anonymous No.]

POK

[Anonymous No.]

We need a conspiracy on why traps are created.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1571410

To catch small animals, why else?