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15674424 No.15674424 [Reply] [Original]

It's the middle of the night, you're on /jp/, when suddenly you hear a loud noise in the kitchen. Curiously, you enter the kitchen to see what the noise was. You immediately see Nazrin nibbling on the newly bought cheese that you've saved in the refrigerator to use as an ingredient for a later meal. You then walk up to the greedy and hungry touhou and say ______.

>> No.15674453

I call for my cat to attack her.

>> No.15674456
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15674456

Nice, another tiny 2hu for my collection.

>> No.15674467

>"c-can you please leave my home?"

>> No.15674472

"Can I keep you?"

>> No.15674485

"wolves hunt in packs, arisen"

then self-defense mating press

>> No.15674486
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15674486

I would invite her to sleep at my house for the night even though I only have one bed.

>> No.15674498

>>15674424
You must be hungry, before you go, may I serve you with a bowl of eggs?

>> No.15674507 [DELETED] 

Nothing, she kills me with a backhand in shock because she's a beast youkai.

>> No.15674543
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>>15674485
>self-defense mating press

>> No.15674709 [DELETED] 

>>15674485
Reported

>> No.15675688

>>15674424
"Bitch, the hell are you doing??! I can't make my mac 'n' cheese without the fucking cheese! Out of my kichen you cheese robber!

And don't give me any sad, pouty looks either!"

>> No.15675709

>>15674424
It's canon that if you have Shou's symbol in your house she won't steal your shit

>> No.15675811

>>15675709
Then why would anyone put up Shou's symbol?
I want to be visited by a hungry Naz!

>> No.15675833
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>>15674424
"Dankamu at eleven sharp tomorrow morning and oh by the way this is my second and substitute!"

>> No.15675848

>>15675833
What's the problem, too afraid to fight a harmless mouse?

>> No.15675861

>>15675848
No but she owes me a thing or two and I am cashing part of her debt to me.

>> No.15676079

>>15675709
Will that attract the tiger instead?

>> No.15676090

>>15674424
"die demon!"
Then I attack with my machette

>> No.15676199

>>15674424
"I'm hallucinating again."

Reaching inside your cabinet, you pull out a bottle of pills the Psych Ward had assigned to you in order to treat the Schizophrenia you had since childhood. Downing the pills, you look over to see Nazrin slowly fade from existence. She had began appearing in your teenage years, lurking at of the corner of your peripheral vision while whispering various temptations asking you to join her and escape to Gensokyo. Lately she had been popping up more often, always within your presence for most of the day. One day, you wake up to the sight of Nazrin hunched over you, gently pecking your cheeks with her lips. You look to the side, noticing you are no longer in your bedroom but within the confines of the Myouren Temple. Out of the corner of your eye you spot Byakuren meditating beside Shou. Tilting your head upwards, you notice Kyouko sweeping the entrance while screaming "OHAYOU!" to Ichirin and Unzan standing guard outside. You look back up again, Nazrin gleefully staring you in the eyes. Opening her mouth, she says "Welcome home, Master~!"

Frothing at the mouth, your eyes rolling to the back of your head while numerous electric currents pass through your body. You lay unconscious as the currents subsided. The doctor glanced over towards your body, strapped down onto a hospital bed with numerous electrical wires attached to your head. "Don't worry, only three more shocks to go."

>> No.15676229

>>15674424
>You then walk up to the greedy and hungry touhou and say ______.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

>> No.15676233

>>15676199
>three more shocks to go
I'm not familiar with autism treatment. Three shocks until what?

>> No.15676241

>>15676233
Shock Therapy involves multiple administrations per session.

>> No.15676246

>>15676233
in some cases during shock treatment a patient will have a prescribed number of jolts given, in order for an accumulated dosage and not an all-in-one hit.

>> No.15676259

ᵉᵉᵏ

>> No.15676268

>>15676199
Schizophrenia sounds really nice!

>> No.15676359

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

>> No.15676435

>>15676199
Holy shit.

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>>15674424
Please go out with me!

>> No.15676871

Make Gensokyo Great Again

>> No.15677326

Most animals are lactose intolerant, OP. Nazrin wouldn't eat cheese.

>> No.15679147

>>15674424
"I have crackers and tea to go with that."

>> No.15679194 [SPOILER] 
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Is this baka sexy mouse thread?

>> No.15680418
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15680418

yes

>> No.15680535

>>15674424
"You're Nazrin?"
"You're not supposed to be able to cross the border. I'm quite familiar with your world"
"Why do you blush like that? As far as I know you're a bit jerky and probably looking down on humans"
"You're not Nazrin, are you? Who are you?"
"Wha......OH SHIT! WHAT THE F-"

"......................"

"........w-what the fuck is HAAAAAH FUCK IT'S AWWW SHIT MY LEG! HELP"
"Guh! FUCK! What's that thing doing to my- AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! AAAAAAACK!!!!! GOD MY LEG! MY LEG!"
"AAAAAAARGGHH!!! SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! AAAAAAARRGGHH!!! GOD SOMEBODY HELP! SOMEBODY HELP M- GHRAAAAAAGHH!!"
"Hah.....eugghhhh........FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK!! GUH.....shi.....uugh......euugggghh shhhhh I can't feel my.....aggh"
"fagh....ugh.....SHIEEEEET! FUCK! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEE!!! SOMEBOD-"
"AAAAGH SHIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHH!!!! EEUUUGGGGHHH SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEE!!! GOD SAVE- EUUUAAAAAAAGGGH!!"
"MY LEG! IT'S BEIN- AAAAAAARRGGGHHH!! SOMEBODY.....SOMEBODY PLEA-

>> No.15680630

>>15674485
Top post lad

>> No.15680934

>>15680535
spooky

>> No.15680967

Gensokyo is too far from where I live, this must be some voodoo shit.
Besides, Nazrin doesn't steal.

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>>15680418
Not sure if Nazu or Chuck E. Cheese r34

>> No.15681932
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15681932

Call in airstrike

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15688416

That's what you get for being a thief!

>> No.15688433

>>15674424
eek eek!

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15697463

Got you in my trap!

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15697472

kek

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