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What does patchy do with the knowledge she gets from all the books she reads?

>> No.15655599

When she first strolled into the Voile, she did not fathom the true power of knowledge. To know the future. To see its paths streaming out into the infinite. As a human, she could never have contained such forbidden truths. But she is so much more than she once was.

Do you not feel with all your soul that she has become like a god?

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she give me brain

>> No.15655802

>>15655589
Store it in her breasts.

>> No.15656236

>>15655589
What's your reason for reading interesting books? Do you have to do something with what you just read than thinking about it and made it something you know?

>> No.15656258

>>15656236
When it comes to fiction, I just read for entertainment. When I read nonfiction I sometimes have a project in mind that the book can help me with (even though my projects never get finished).

>> No.15656476

Patchouli sighed, pulling out a book from the shelf. She's read this one before, but simply skimmed over it. Even to her, a avid book reader who would not discriminate over anything, this book was uninteresting.

But yet, today, she felt a strange attraction to it, as if it was calling her name. "Well, I might read this" She was one to keep her library clean of unread books, no matter how large it was. She's had quite a bit of time to read all these, anyways.

"How to treat a small devil properly" That title was weird. It had no dignity. No flavour to it. It was likely just some sort of encyclopedia. Patchouli opened the first page.

"Hello! I am a avid collector of little devils. In this book, I will teach you on how to make your little devil happy, and how to make her or him happy forever.

1 - Her or Him?
2 - FEMALE LITTLE DEVILS 1
3 - FEMALE LITTLE DEVILS 3
4 - MALE LITTLE DEVILS 1
5 - MALE LITTLE DEVILS 3"

Whoever wrote this, they had shitty ideas for chapter titles. And they also had total lack of knowledge of the number 2. Still... little devils? Patchouli was reminded of her little assistant. Koakuma...

...she flipped to section 2. How detailed...! This was a complete change from the strange title and start of the book. The writer seemed someone different entirely, someone more knowledgeable in grammar. And those figures, too, so anatomically correct. She didn't even look much at them when skimming!

...but the contents of the book... they weren't so... dignified. Yet, she dug in, with a blush in her face.
"Strap the devil to the walls with the belts gently. Then, pick up the tool of choice. It doesn't matter how big it is, just make sure it has 5 settings..."
"...Ignore the devil's pleas, and keep at it for 40 minutes. This should ensure maximum denial"
"After release, pull up covers and wrap the devil tightly. Kiss her forehead and say 'goodnight'. If you have a fantasy children's book on it, read it to her"
So... indignified. So... impure...

Patchouli, however, let out a yelp, as a familiar hand touched her shoulder. Koakuma stared at the book, with a strange look on her face. "What's this you're reading..? ...it looks weird"
...And there she was. There she was. Patchouli looked over to her assistant, who seemed puzzled. She was drooling.

It was time.

That night? It was a rough one. And yet, it was a fortunate surprise that none of the residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion noticed the moans and gasps and yelps coming from Voile.

But soon, both the purple-haird magician and the red-haired little devil were sleeping, tucked tightly under covers, and lovingly hugging each other.

Next morning, they'd try something even more fun.

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>>15655589

She uses it to create dank memes and shitpost on imageboards.

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Knowledge is its own reward, but we all know Patchy's just doing it for the cute look.

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Sometimes for fun but mainly for magic.

>> No.15656530

>>15656476
/jp/ - Lewd and Yuri Fanfiction

>> No.15656545

When will we drop the pretend of discussion and post fat thighs and tits?
And of course smelly feet.

My lube is already on my desk.

>> No.15656579 [DELETED] 

>>15656545
Your style of parody is just crass and witless, like footprints on snow.

Delete your post.

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>>15656545
Post happy Patchy, not stupid Fatchy you shitposter.

>> No.15656586 [DELETED] 

>>15656580
GOD, do I want to do lewd things to Patchouli. I want to caress her hair gently, and kiss her, and tell her that I love her. I want to push her clothing off, and wrap my arm around her. I want to penetrate her and hold a finger to her mouth, telling her to be quiet. I want to cum inside her and fill her womb with my love. I want to snuggle her as we both head to sleep.

>> No.15656642

>>15656545
>>15656586
You are not welcome here.

>> No.15656661

>>15656642
See you after few posts.
I won't wear my pants back.

Cute pictures and discussion makes my dick hard, too.

>> No.15656667

>>15656642
those aren't even the same people

>> No.15656721

>>15656586
I want smack my hips to her meaty ass while trusting my dick furiously inside her slobby pussy as the sound of her slapping fat meat due echoes inside the entire room mixed with her soft, lewd moaning.
The wild sex combined with her large quantity of fat would make her sweating so much and the smelly odor only makes the sex even more erotic. I would release my 2 gallons of cum inside her and then see it dripping from her cubby pussy mixed with the pool of sweat.
Then I could lick her fat meat some more until we go for few more rounds.

>> No.15656909

I heard Pachy absorbed too much knowledge and let too much go for the sake of it. Now she's trapped in Gensokyo trying to escape her cycles of guilt.

>> No.15657046

>>15656909
She is in gensokyo because she is a lewd girl, that's all there is to it.

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>> No.15657471

>>15657464
Is Flan the father?

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>> No.15657496

Yes, post all the chubs.

>> No.15657665

>>15655589
she goes to Vegas a couple times a year and plays high-steaks poker.
[Also note that Stars and Bovada is legal in Gensokyo]

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15657793

Mostly nothing, she just likes learning things.

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>>15657793
Learning for the sake of learning can be fun.

>> No.15658724

>>15656476
>a familiar hand touched her
hehe

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15658738

I would love to get cuddled by her while she reads to me.

>> No.15659873

>>15658714
I rather sink on all that soft meat.

>> No.15659876

>>15658738
Patchy is my big dakimakura.

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15661350

become fat

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