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15628421 No.15628421[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

2hus are only good for [you must add something lovey-dovey or sexual here]

Let me hear it, /jp/!

>> No.15628710

Breeding

>> No.15628719
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15628719

War

>> No.15628722
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killing humans

>> No.15628723

>>15628719
silly tsumi soldier in the back

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>>15628722
come on

>> No.15628727

Smashing over the head with a shovel or gangbanging and passing around like a fuckdoll.

>> No.15628731
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Destroying the human village and sucking the blood of every single human!
And when I say sucking no penises are invovled.

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>>15628727
no

>> No.15628760

>>15628731
>no penises are invovled.
are you sure?

>> No.15628767
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>>15628760
Yes, the exception is yours which will be used for very painful experiments.

>> No.15629112

>>15628421
Hmm...I'm not entirely sure myself. I wonder what mating press anon would say.

>> No.15629132

>>15628731
I have a blood fetish, a vampire has their work cut out for them when all the blood is in my dick.
>>15628421
Making life worth living.

Imagine /jp/, you live in a world with no 2d, no hentai or moe for you. Only 3dpd. How would you cope? Our world is shit, so we just survive so we can continue to fantasize about something we like that isnt tainted by this world.

>> No.15629133
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>>15628719
>>15628722
>>15628731
Didn't I said something lovey-dovey and sexual?

You're better than this /jp/, c'mon!

>> No.15629144

>>15628731
This bitch needs to DIE.

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>>15629132
Please describe how you fantasize about the 2hus.

I'd like to hear it.

>> No.15629159

>>15629133
Exterminating youkai with Reimu!

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>>15629159
Reimu is for cuddling and consensual sex!

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>>15629191
I guess I'm going on a genociding spree with the other miko then.

>> No.15629227

>>15629133
Watching Reimu get a yeast infection!
Wait, I think I've made this comment before on this image and pretty recently, too.

>> No.15629251

>>15629147
Not him but I just imagine getting Paizuri from all the milfhus.

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>>15629210
But the slut miko can only think about dicks!

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>>15629258
If genocide is out of the question then I guess I will take a nap with the cutest rabbit!

>> No.15629367

>>15629147
It's not quite sexual, but I often dream of getting a job as a maid in the SDM and getting run ragged and treated like a tool by Sakuya.

And then enjoying the well-earned downtime at the end of the day with everybody else that lives in that mansion.

>> No.15629386

Touhou is not for sexual

>> No.15629487

>>15629352
Acceptable!

>>15629367
Try to think lewd enough like other /jp/sies.

>> No.15629542
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Cooking lunch with Reisen!

>> No.15629544

>>15629487
I can, but the result would consist entirely of degenerate masochist fantasies and getting passed between various 2hus like a cheap toy.

Dunno how much everybody else wants to hear about that.

>> No.15629548
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Keeping me alive through these rough times.

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Selling poison to the dumb humans with Reisen!
That will get them all genocided!!!

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>>15628421
2hus are only good for petting!

>> No.15629800

>>15629147
I'm an outsider popular with youkai (and Sakuya) purely because of my mindset making me appreciate them, unlike natives in Gensokyo who fear them. I interact better with youkai than humans, especially beast youkai who I adore, hug and pet. Particularly Tewi who is a manipulate trickster, but due to being a pet at one point enjkys the love she doesnt get from Eirin or Kaguya. I get money after meeting Komachi and agreeing to row the boat if she splits her wages with me, my money is split between Reimu, Eientei and myself as the other two are in my eyes more important.
Remilia dislikes me because I dont take her seriously and just see her as cute and not threatening or serious. Eiki is similar but more forgiving, and I listen to her lectures. I study as Kasen's disciple, hoping to get that sweet eternal youth, I may just pay Sakuya to make me young or Patchy help me become a magician instead as hermit life is slow.
Aside from that I just annoy them with inappropriate questions e.g Asking Aya if Tengu lay eggs, or asking Kaguya if she feels like she fucked up with the hourai elixer. Currently planning how to infiltrate the SDM and befriend Flan, but I cant see how I survive.

>> No.15629807

>>15628421
2hus are only good for something lovey-dovey or sexual.

>> No.15630799
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Okuu is only good for being so shitty she makes everyone else in Chireiden look better!

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This thread is not lewd enough considering 2hus are only good for any kinds of sexual act and procreations

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>>15628421
exhibitionism and voyeurism

>> No.15632521
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Anal sex

>> No.15635163

Raped by faceless men

>> No.15635286

>>15629800
Ask Aya if she has wings.

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>>15632486
That artist has the strangest modus operandi. His pixiv is full of homoeroticism starring Renko and Maribel, but his doujins are mostly the two having heterosexual affairs behind each other's back.

>> No.15635690

>>15635286
I didnt, but she did. She can have them or hide them similar to kitsune shapeshifting. She hides them around me due to asking if I can touch them.
She wouldnt let me play with her pet crow either. Add in her gossipy nature and I'm not a fan of her. Or tengu in general since they drive you off the mountain.

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>>15628421
2hus are only good for patting

>> No.15638543

escaping from the empitness

>> No.15638546

>>15638543
That's not sexual, that's depressing.

>> No.15638551

>>15628719
Is Youmu looking to get captured and raped endlessly by the enemy side by wearing that as a uniform?

>> No.15638574

>>15638551
She is just that dork

She should stay home and take care of her husband

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>>15638574
Jokes on her, I'm going to treat her humanely and with respect as a fellow warrior.

>> No.15638637

>>15638551
I'm more worried about her lack of armor with her being in the lead element of a Sengoku-period battle.

>> No.15638650

>>15638595
But she's my wife!
I can tell her to do whatever I want and she have to oblige!

>> No.15638670

>>15635307
Having a bet each way I'd say, or maximizing the market share for the works.

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>>15628421
Buttsnuggling/motorbutting.

I love me some 2hu butt.

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