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What 2hu would you marry /jp/?

>> No.15576855
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They are not real.

>> No.15576925

>>15576855
This dude's art style is lovely.

>> No.15576927
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Eirin Eirin Eirin Eirin Eirin.

Doctor. Caretaker. Lover.

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>>15576840

>> No.15577003
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>>15576840
I'm already married to Okuu. Welcome to our home!

>> No.15577021
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15577021

The perfect and elegant wife.

>> No.15577023
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>>15576925
They are fascinating to look at

>> No.15577043
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>>15576840

>> No.15577052

>>15577043
Nice hardware.

>> No.15577262
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Reisen!

>> No.15577330

>>15576840
You know what sucks?
The lack of images of this, 2hu has many images but few wedding dress ones. Many 2hu's never get to have their big day.

>>15576927
I think Eirin has a heart of gold and would be a great wife, but given her immortality I cant see her getting into relationships, everyone excluding Kaguya will die before her, love would suck for her.

>>15577021
She has no real life outside her job, but even if you did seduce her, you would just be adding to her workload as she has a full time job.
Although the SDM seems more like a family than a workplace, so you gain vampire daughterus.

>> No.15577334

>>15577052
ZUN has caused so much unnecessary shitposting from his recent bullshit, god damnit.

Besides Ran is the intelligence, and we all know lifestyle plays a big part in looks, Ran clearly takes good care of herself.

>> No.15577337

>>15577330
Are you sure it's proper to talk about canon in this kind of thread?
Not that I don't prefer it but still

>> No.15577399

>>15577337
It adds an extra layer of fun imo.

>> No.15577447
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If I really think about it, as a mathematician, Renko would likely have the most in common with me. I also love her fashion sense.

Here's her marrying someone else because I'm a cuck I guess

>> No.15577454
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I'm going with Aya, nuetral on hurting humans as far as I know. Strong enough to stand against other 2hus. If following memes free ecchi pics of other 2hus either for blackmail or just pics.

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Married to a beautiful death.

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>>15577330
Even if Sakuya is working all the time she would have all the time in the world for me.

>> No.15577483

>>15577454
Tengu marriage would never work. They dont let anyone on their mountain, and do you think Aya would move to the humanvillage? Nah.

I hope Zun shows us Tengu society, I wonder what it all looks like architecture wise. SDM will probably remain the most beautiful building.

>>15577447
Good news, Japan has never had a concept of gay marriage, Renko is still yours. Are you a mathematician?
I would probably have most in common with Flan, a bored, mentally ill shutin, who likes the gothic aesthetic. Would probably fall in love with Eirin or Reisen, whichever one cures my anxiety and depression.

>> No.15577488

>>15577476
Dont you think thats unfair? Time still flows for her, it must be difficult doing all that work day after day.

>> No.15577493
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15577493

I want to marry the jaooo

>> No.15577494

>>15577483
I'm in college for mathematics right now. Almost done. Renko is a physicist so we could get into cute arguments about who is more important, although deep down we know both fields are critical to understanding the universe.

>> No.15577500

>>15577494
But maths is boring, sterile and numerical.
Physics has lots of numbers too, but is more interesting

Feel free to ignore me though as I read psychology stuff finding it interesting even though it's not a hard science. I still look down on sociology though.

Why not Ran? She's the biggest math geek around.

>> No.15577504

>>15577483
Who needs to move anywhere when Aya can go to any place as quick as she can. So I don't think any distance or forbidden barrier would matter.

I would be interested in more Tengu backstory stuff, or eventually a new Aya game. Or perhaps a Hatate game.

>> No.15577524

>>15577504
It seems wrong for couples not to live together.
What if you had kids?

People are speculating a phantasmagoria game is next.

>> No.15577576

>>15577524
I don't think one could have kids with a Tengu. If it was possible the kid would probably live with the dad as it would hold back Aya, But would be interesting to learn in a future magazine or something.

As for not living together it really depends on the relationship. People to split up for jobs all the time be it as a person in the army, a trucker, or business men/women.

Basically my theory would be Aya comes and stays a night or a few at a time but doesn't "live" with the dad 24/7.

My question would be, can I be a successful hermit?

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I would marry patchouli!

>> No.15577632

>>15577576
>I don't think one could have kids with a Tengu
Half youkai exist.

>> No.15577662
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I want to marry Yukarin!

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I'd marry Komachi for... reasons

>> No.15577664 [DELETED] 

>>15577632
You can't marry 'em if you don't post a wedding picture.

>> No.15577671

>>15576840
You can't marry them if you don't post a wedding picture.

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>>15577662
Yukari is supremely marriageable.

>> No.15577704
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Yuyuko of course
Shame the artist over exaggerated her boobs here
But she is still as lovely as always

>> No.15577708

>>15576840
all of them
it is the privilege of the king to have multiple wives

>> No.15577732

>>15577663
Those things obviously aren't going to fit, Koma-chan. Ask the clerk for a proper measurement.

>> No.15577760

They're all too impure to wear white on their wedding day!

>> No.15577784

>>15577760
How dare you imply that my touhous are impure!

>> No.15577788

>>15577493
The most pissed off bride I have ever seen.

>> No.15577802

>>15577784
They're not your 2hus they're everyone's 2hus! They really get around, like a rented bicycle!

>> No.15577806

>>15577784
Almost every single Touhou character has likely murdered more than a few people in their period of existence. Not a single one of them is pure.

>> No.15577908
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Ravens are instinctively and biologically inclined to be Monogamous and very doting parents/mates. I'd make a nuclear family with her. Shes just so damn cute.

>> No.15577929

>>15577802
This.
You can tell by how much sexual pictures of 2hus get posted on /jp/ along with discussion about how much they want to fuck them.

2hus are bunch of sluts and whores.

>> No.15578132

>>15577908
She's either infertile or giving you mutant offspring.

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Fine, I'll bite.

Yuugi seems too rambunctious to settle down, so to speak, though I'm the same.

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>>15576840
I want to have a lovely wedding with Marisa!

>> No.15578439
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Perfect wife material.

>> No.15578480

>>15578439
She's arrogant, rude and has a lust for power.

She even gave up her humanity, for me she does not sound like wife material.

>> No.15578486
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Marrying Satorin!
Being useless leeches on the government while pretending to work at a desk job together!

>> No.15578489
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Always and forever.

>>15577454
Damn you for already posting my pic.

>> No.15578490

This thread is too secondary for me.

>>15577806
This guy gets it. They're all murderers. What makes you think they'll even give you the time of day?

>> No.15578527

>>15578490
>This thread is too secondary for me.
>still comments
Also what the fuck is wrong with it being to secondary? Do yo think primaries can't like secondary stuff too?

>> No.15578540
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The most beautiful bride.

>> No.15578580
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I don't honestly believe I'd want to marry any of them but if compelled to do so (like if I were stuck in Gensokyo with no hope of escape and needed to get on with life and settle down) I would probably choose Mokou as the most down to Earth human girl among them.

I would feel sad for growing old and dying without her but having a few kids would probably make her happy.

>> No.15578654

mating press your wife on the wedding night!

>> No.15578664

>>15578580
>having a few kids would probably make her happy.
Her body cant change, she cant get pregnant.

>> No.15578863
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I'm gonna marry a goddess!

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>>15577043
>>15577052
I'm going to permanently pair with this perfect piece of programming and proactively impregnate her by pumping her pussy with my penis until she's the parent of my prodigy.

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>>15578490
>They're all murderers
Who's the secondary now?

>> No.15579041

>>15578580
Just eat her liver.

>> No.15579043

>>15579035
She's been known to crush a youkai or two underfoot.

>> No.15579049

>>15578664
I'll harvest some of her eggs and use a surrogate then.

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>>15579043
That's not murder, it's a public service.

>> No.15579305

>>15579049
Assuming she hasnt run out.
Also only one person could help, and Eirin wont help her.

>> No.15579971

>>15579305
>Eirin won't help her
Why not? She doesn't have a grudge against Mokou.

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>>15578999
>>15577043
These guys know what's up, Ran is a 10/10 housewife.

>> No.15580109

>>15577334
>ZUN has caused so much unnecessary shitposting from his recent bullshit
As expected from the master

>> No.15580258

>>15578490
Don't underestimate the number of secondaries on /jp/.

>> No.15581016

>>15577447
Nice taste I like Renko also not as being husband to her but as my daughter. ( I think it will never happen )

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>> No.15581500
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How about traditional Japanese wedding dresses?

>> No.15581528

>>15580103
Yeah, just program her to do house chores every and have raw animal sex you just have to program her right

>> No.15581529

>>15581500
Not even Japs seem to like them. Nishiuri drew that because he had ran out of outfits to put the goburin in

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>>15581529
Unfortunately. But I like them a lot!

>> No.15581686

Your favorite Touhou!

>> No.15581751

>>15581686
I like your taste in women!

>> No.15581930

>>15579971
Kaguya is Eirin's priority. She wont risk upsetting her.

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>>15581500
They're not as good as the Western dresses. Not poofy enough and over-elbow gloves probably couldn't be worn with them.

>> No.15582229

>>15581930
Eirin is so whipped, omg.

>> No.15585781

>>15582229
My wife is not 'whipped', thank you. She is a loving carer.

>> No.15586344

>>15578486
hey! you are an artist's "assistant" or writers ''editor'' for tax/govt grant reasons now!

>> No.15586794
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Pocket bride!

>> No.15587079

>>15577334
>ZUN has caused so much unnecessary shitposting from his recent bullshit, god damnit.
I've been away for a while, what happened?

>> No.15587140

>>15587079
Ran isn't actually the Ran we all know and love.

>> No.15587154

>>15587140
Yes she is.

>> No.15587712

>>15577262
The coolest and cutest moon rabbit!

>> No.15587807

>>15578439
Anal wife material according to her own thread.

>> No.15587928

Is marriage an actual thing in gensokyo?
is humanxyoukai even allowed?

>> No.15587944

>>15587928
Rinnosuke's existance would imply that it is a thing.

>> No.15587959 [DELETED] 

>>15587944
You can have children without getting married.

>> No.15587962

>>15587944
Isn't that frowned upon?

>> No.15588419

I wouldn't marry anyone because they are heathens, to be honest.
I would rape them though.

>> No.15590546

>>15587140
Explain, did she kill some human from gensokyou or something?

>> No.15590863

>>15590546
see
>>>15559616

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