How do you make babies with a mermaid?

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Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:51:44 2016 No.15566809 [Reply] [Original]

How do you make babies with a mermaid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:53:09 2016 No.15566814 File: 942 KB, 1000x1300, 5dcb1566c6d19f8a8801fb55561637df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paizuri. Their breasts are egg sacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:54:03 2016 No.15566820 File: 1.17 MB, 1100x1000, 1379079304342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15566809 Mermaids are mammals!

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:08:37 2016 No.15566866 File: 232 KB, 600x848, 41303593_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nicest canon 2hu? I think she wouldn't even hurt a fly!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:24:26 2016 No.15566913 File: 877 KB, 1280x720, wakky.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:24:46 2016 No.15566916 >>15566814 would impregnate her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:32:23 2016 No.15566937 Why does a fish need such large floatation devices?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:47:09 2016 No.15566985 File: 89 KB, 800x923, CmgqDtjUsAE4PaK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15566866 Nicest in canon alongside Kyouko and Kogasa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:54:40 2016 No.15567004 >>15566985 This Waggy's Saggies are not big enough. Send it back to the factory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:30:43 2016 No.15568478 >>15566809 ejaculate on her eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 08:23:27 2016 No.15568612 >>15568478 beat me to it

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:45:32 2016 No.15569142

Mermaids are much like dolphins in that they have a slit right at the junction between their torso and tail.

This slit contains the vagina, which is set apart from other mammalian vaginas in that it is capable of clamping down on the penetrating male organ and lock the pair in place. Indeed, the mermaid vagina is not just capable of holding the male member, it is able to stimulate it through peristaltic motions of the ribbed vaginal walls, allowing the male to achieve orgasm without even thrusting.

It could be argued this is why mermaids have such a bad reputation with drowning sailors; they yearn for a man inside them, but end up drowning them when they bring the hip-locked lad down into the depths! Truly, the only safe place to make a baby with a mermaid is in the shallows or on shore, with you firmly on top of her.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:00:36 2016 No.15569197

>>15566937
It's how she breeds: paizuri only. The male's semen is released onto her skin and into the water surrounding her body. Arousal in the female activates a kind of dermal absorption which lasts perhaps only 15-20 minutes, during which she will rub and massage her torso with the male's ejaculate in an effort to ensure successful mating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:34:53 2016 No.15569306 >>15569142 >>15569197 sasuga /jp/ satsujin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:49:49 2016 No.15569351 File: 1.09 MB, 2609x2249, 38888686_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to ejaculate on her sweet female face

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:26:38 2016 No.15569572 File: 370 KB, 1951x918, 066c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15566809 Can't stop moving my hips thinking about how good this will be for the fishing industry!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:29:44 2016 No.15569577 File: 771 KB, 768x1024, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd overcome my fear of water to get a chance to relax with the mermaid!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:22:08 2016 No.15571920 File: 634 KB, 1280x1000, 1439859150339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Waggy is for gentle breeding of her saggies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:21:27 2016 No.15577001 Discovery channel, etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:31:48 2016 No.15577028 >>15566866 Who cares about canon? I want Wackysacky to obsess over my cock and caress it with her huge fish titties!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:53:21 2016 No.15577084 File: 716 KB, 926x926, wakasagihime6598265925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15577028 Sasuga /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 08:01:30 2016 No.15577104 >>15566985 You know, I never understood why people say Kyouko is nice. >Let human screams echo throughout Gensokyo! sounds awfully threatening to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 10:44:35 2016 No.15577465 >>15577104 Screams of pleasure, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 13:34:37 2016 No.15577873 same as with humans. cum on their eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 15:34:19 2016 No.15578241 File: 116 KB, 599x835, 1431158130076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm glad she's underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 15:36:43 2016 No.15578249 >>15578241 Why so?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 15:41:32 2016 No.15578260 File: 112 KB, 1100x1400, f259122681cd518eec44f7882f25d77b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15578249 Less likely to be secondary fodder

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 17:11:08 2016 No.15578537 >>15577465 I thought Alice was the official blowjob 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 18:19:02 2016 No.15578742 >>15578537 ...suddenly I want evidence cause I didn't know that...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 22:10:09 2016 No.15579827 >>15578260 But then there is this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 22:21:16 2016 No.15579872 >>15578537 Alice is the official: Yuri hu Rape hu Self-insert hu Autism hu Pantyhose hu

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Anonymous Sun Jul 24 19:49:53 2016 No.15584292
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just a question /jp/ friends
can wakasagihime actually fly? she always talks to kagerou over some gensokyo network, and in DDC she always seems to be partially submerged in water.
Is wakasagihime the only non-flying 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 19:51:47 2016 No.15584302 >>15566814 How can someone with only a tail have such a pronounced butt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 19:54:11 2016 No.15584318 >>15577104 Neither is Kogasa; the thing is that both of them are bad at being youkai, although it doesn't help that Kyouko's from a race of youkai that were so inept that they largely became extinct as soon as echoes were understood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:41:08 2016 No.15586035 >>15584292 Wakasagihime and I assume Kisume are the only non-flying youkai. Some humans like Renko, Merry, Kosuzu, Akyuu and Rinnosuke can't fly either as far as I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:49:33 2016 No.15586047 She lays her eggs and you release your fertilizer

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 14:53:37 2016 No.15587377
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>>15566814
>>15569197
>>15586047
>Paizuri only
Correct, she lays her eggs and gets you to release sperm into the water - although any action that results in external ejaculation works, paizuri's the most pleasurable method for her.
>>15569142
Those are a different canon of mermaid. Gensokyo's freshwater mermaids have scale-covered cloacas that are too small, insensitive, and poorly designed for penetration. It'd be painful for them and not very exciting for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 19:05:56 2016 No.15588495 File: 220 KB, 600x480, 39365596_big_p7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paizuri is so boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 19:14:11 2016 No.15588544 >>15588495 Clearly you have never done any on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 00:53:10 2016 No.15589759 File: 166 KB, 800x600, 55815394_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ....Guys, suddenly I want doujins exploring this idea...

Anonymous Tue Jul 26 00:57:19 2016 No.15589784

>>15589759

Cecaelia CR 5

XP 1,600
CN Medium monstrous humanoid (aquatic)
Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft., tentacle sense 10 ft.; Perception +1
DEFENSE

AC 18, touch 14, flat-footed 14 (+4 Dex, +4 natural)
hp 45 (6d10+12)
Fort +4, Ref +9, Will +6
OFFENSE

Speed 30 ft., swim 40 ft., jet 200 ft.
Melee mwk spear +11/+6 (1d8+4/x3), 2 tentacles +5 (1d4+1 plus grab)
Ranged mwk spear +12 (1d8+3/x3)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft. (10 ft. with tentacles)
STATISTICS

Str 16, Dex 19, Con 14, Int 9, Wis 12, Cha 11
Base Atk +6; CMB +9 (+13 grapple); CMD 23 (can't be tripped)
Feats Combat Reflexes, Weapon Focus (spear), Weapon Focus (tentacles)
Skills* Stealth +13, Survival +10, Swim +12
Languages Aquan, Common
SQ amphibious
SPECIAL ABILITIES
Ink Cloud (Ex)

Once per hour as a standard action, a cecaelia can emit a 10-foot-radius sphere of ink while underwater. This ink cloud provides total concealment and persists for 1 minute.
Tentacle Sense (Ex)

As a swift action while swimming and while it is not grappled or grappling, the cecaelia can spread its tentacles wide to form a sensory net around it. This grants blindsight to a range of 10 feet and lasts as long as the cecaelia concentrates. While this effect lasts, the creature cannot attack with its tentacles or move.

[This content was created for the Pathfinder rules by Paizo Publishing LLC and is part of the Pathfinder RPG product line.]
Editor's Note
The creature seems to be missing it's +8 to Swim from having a swim speed. Corrected Skills line below.

Skills Stealth +13, Survival +10, Swim +20
ECOLOGY

Environment warm water
Organization solitary, pair, or hunting party (2-7)
Treasure standard (masterwork spear, other treasure)

Cecaelias are intelligent human-octopus hybrids that hunt coastlines and ocean reefs. A cecaelia's humanoid upper body varies individually but generally reflects the features of the inhabitants of the nearest humanoid settlements. Sages think this is an adaptive trait, akin to an octopus's natural camouflage, allowing cecaelias to mutate within one to two generations to blend in with humanoids sharing their territory. Cecaelia stand 6 feet tall on land, and weigh just over 200 pounds. They generally live to be 60 years old. Cecaelias don't normally wear clothes, but often carry woven seaweed backpacks. They prefer not to wear armor, though when they do, they prefer light, flexible varieties. Tattoos are a common form of decoration as well. Cecaelias are inquisitive creatures, but wary of strangers, and are quickly frustrated by wordy attempts at diplomacy—which they nearly always view as attempts at deception. As allies, they can be valuable to coastal communities since they often dig up treasures from the seabed that they then trade for fragments of polished glass or bits of "land fare," as they refer to food not taken from the sea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 12:22:35 2016 No.15591368 File: 1.42 MB, 900x1440, 605565ad512b7c3db3aa6a14227fb358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Waggles is so sweet and pleasant and beautiful, too! I'd gladly give up my life on the surface to live with her and do cozy cute things!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:17:17 2016 No.15591556 File: 77 KB, 578x728, Sans titre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15566809

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:19:24 2016 No.15591566 >>15569142 I won't get another fetish you dolphin fuckers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 26 13:44:11 2016 No.15591668 >>15588544 you really think anyone here has?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:56:11 2016 No.15597655 >>15566809 Putting it into waggy's dolphin pussy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:59:35 2016 No.15597678 >>15597655 Quality bump, autist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 19:59:54 2016 No.15597679 >>15597655 mmh, that sound about right

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:00:03 2016 No.15597680 If I took her out of the water, would she die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 20:02:42 2016 No.15597693 >>15591668 I did last week

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:19:38 2016 No.15598309 I'd srsly fuk a waggy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:23:32 2016 No.15598327 >>15597680 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 22:29:59 2016 No.15598354 >>15598131 I want to see waggysaggy taking kaweroo's knot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 23:53:37 2016 No.15598606 >>15568612 Im beating to it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:39:58 2016 No.15608186 File: 411 KB, 800x1200, purest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As much as I want to fuck Waggy, I honestly would really like to marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:30:20 2016 No.15608396 File: 527 KB, 900x650, 52752569_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608186 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:50:06 2016 No.15608461 >>15597693 Other users on this board do not count.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:47:42 2016 No.15610220 File: 935 KB, 844x1222, 51626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608396 Waggy is probably most lovely Touhou. Everyone else is mean. Waggy is nice and would be great to have around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:31:13 2016 No.15610594 File: 206 KB, 400x624, 45788839_big_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610220 But her fishy parts...!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:43:43 2016 No.15613059 File: 212 KB, 960x540, __wakasagihime_touhou_drawn_by_urin__8888986c8bf00c23d517bdc4bb2c4ba5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610220 I'd literally put her in a wheelchair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 06:03:41 2016 No.15613120 >>15613059 Wouldn't you have to keep dumping water on her every so often? Seems like a hassle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 16:00:15 2016 No.15615121 why isn't there an underwater touhou game yet?? waggysaggy can be the stage 1 midboss!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 16:19:55 2016 No.15615195 File: 161 KB, 700x1069, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610220 >Everyone else is mean Only three to four times a month!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 16:44:47 2016 No.15615298 >>15613120 Since she can breathe oxygen and presumably has most of her important organs in the human bit, a wet towel should be alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:01:59 2016 No.15615379 File: 72 KB, 564x394, a8ae4b3d8f54eec79ca6da2ec3ce6373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15615298 But anon, we all know that her most important bit is on the fishy end. And that's why we love her.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:19:14 2016 No.15615453
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I'm reminded that fish smell like death IRL, so I feel like the same might be said for mermaids, who are part fish. Waggy may be a pleasant person but she probably wouldn't smell very pleasant :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:23:57 2016 No.15615993 >>15615453 She would be worth it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:27:10 2016 No.15616006 >>15615453 Waggy is only half fish though, and her other half is girl. Girls smell nice, fish do not smell nice, so they cancel each other out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 20:37:50 2016 No.15616285 Does she ever want to go to the oceans? It must be very boring to be stuck in some pond for years and years

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 20:39:12 2016 No.15616294 https://exhentai.org/g/855926/3bef811136/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 20:45:17 2016 No.15616323 >>15616294 >4 pages >Rape How am I supposed to get off to this? How was this doujin even fucking sold? This is literally leaflet level content here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 20:59:05 2016 No.15616365 >>15616323 Part of a HUGE collab actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 03:05:55 2016 No.15617620 >>15616365 I-I don't suppose it was a collab involving more lewdness with Whackysacky?

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