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Post 2hu characters that you could beat up 1v1 irl

>> No.15378008
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15378008

Easy

>> No.15378022
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15378022

How many AQNs could you take in a fight?

>> No.15378028

>>15378008
Satori~n is still a youkai, she could slap your weak nerd ass without even breaking a sweat.

>> No.15378029
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Oh gimme a break. Now everyone on the jay is Tito Gracie or Truck Abbott.

RIP Kimbo Sprite.

>> No.15378043
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>>15378022
I'd challenge Akyuu to a match of bedtop wrestling.

>> No.15378050

>>15378028
No, Satori are weak and hide underground for a reason. She's just as weak as she looks, she even admits in-game that fighting isn't her forte.

>> No.15378053
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>>15378022
Like 4, probably.

>> No.15378061
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It would take at least 3 jaypee users to beat Yukari oba-chan. Take note.

>> No.15378083
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She can mute sound all she wants, all it means there won't be anyone to hear her scream.

>> No.15378093

>>15378061
There are more. Take them all please.

>> No.15378112
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>> No.15378152

>>15378022
Look at that Akyuu! I want her to do lewd things to me!

>> No.15378208

>>15377966
Every single one of them.

I need some piping, a screw and a 12 ga. slug
Go to Reimu's place in the middle of the night
Metal piece traveling at 475,5 m/s, apply directly to the forehead
Reimu is kill
Barrier is kill
Youkais are all kill
Laugh all the way to the bank

>> No.15378241

>>15377966
I can beat them all up, why? Because they all fall to the P.

>> No.15378282
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>>15378241
>they all fall to the P

>> No.15378315

>>15378061
Two, if it was in an eating contest and she doesn't cheat.

>> No.15378417

>>15378208
You sound like a fat sweaty neckbeard who plays CoD all the time

>> No.15378457

>>15378417
Nope, a four wind shotgun is totally doable.

And hey, if they are dead, they are beat, no?

>> No.15378502
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15378502

A stage 1 boss can't be too hard

>> No.15378531

>>15378282
>When fandoms collide.

>> No.15378537

>>15378457
I dont think you realize how durable youkai are in folklore.

>> No.15378589
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I could probably beat up Suika in a game of sex.

>> No.15378628

>>15378537
Who said anything about going for them? Break the weakest pillar (Reimu, since it's a human) that support the thing that keeps them alive (the barrier) and you've got your victory in the bag.

>> No.15378838
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15378838

Akyuu and this nerd.

>> No.15378869
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15378869

I would fry Sakuya like a small fry.

>> No.15378991

>>15378838
Please do not bully the 'suze.

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>> No.15379537
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15379537

He will bleed and cry and I will be so horny

>> No.15379551

>>15378112
You're full of shit. Show us your vampire hunting gear and ripped pecs.

>> No.15379982
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>>15379551

>> No.15380038
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I could probably beat her in a bed battle.

>> No.15380140
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>>15378208
Guess again, nerd.

>> No.15380197

how many shinmyoumarus could you beat up jp

>> No.15380204

>>15380197

Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.

>> No.15380207

1 because there's only 1 shininyouranus

>> No.15380217
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I could beat up this wanna be dork because of her bad wielding discipline

>> No.15380224

>>15380197
Zero Shinmyoumarus. She's too strong for me. Just imagine getting stabbed in your finger very fast by that tiny little needle.

>> No.15380241
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15380241

I could crush tewi like she's nothing

>> No.15380482

>>15378061
She can't beat my dick

>> No.15380500

>>15379537
>implying he can even feel pain anymore after years of alcoholism
>implying he wouldn't use his immense drunk strength and pain tolerance to remodel your shithole with a Marisa fumo

>> No.15380520

>>15380241
she'd pulverize you with her youkai strength

>> No.15380535
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>>15380520
I'll smash her repeatedly with my bare cock and make mochi out of her youkai pussy juice

>> No.15380584

They're all girls so I could beat all of them.

>> No.15380596
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>>15380584
is that so

>> No.15380645

As long as I have a dick, no 2hu aside from Rinnosuke will be safe.

>> No.15380700
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15380700

It feels like cheating, but Kosuzu.

>> No.15380923
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I would unsheath my katana and teleport behind her, then say "Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…" as I tip my fedora and slice her into 1000 pieces.

>> No.15381232
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15381232

I don't think I could bring myself to hit a girl, so none.

>> No.15381319
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>>15380241
>>15380535
>>15381232
I would 1v1 the other rabbit males to show off dominance. Anon-Rabbit/Hare the alpha.

>> No.15381340
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I would personally split open Raiko's dimensional crack with my bare hands

AFTER I slap that perverted taiko drums with my 100 year trained buddha palm technique

>> No.15381352

>>15378838
that's pretty much angling for a death sentence from the red/white if you do, not to mention you WILL have a tanuki that is as pissed off as the black/white beside her.

>> No.15381397

>>15381319
Asking out the girl rabbits after I win and then the Johnny Bravo theme plays.*

>> No.15381416

>>15380500
This is my fetish

>> No.15381779

>>15377966
I wouldn't want to beat up a 2hu.

>> No.15382295

>>15381779
I'd beat up Worst Doll if it didn't mean I'd be poisoned.

>> No.15386682

>>15378537
Ordinary swords and hunting dogs are pretty effective against them in stories

>> No.15390091
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>>15377966
I think I could if I got her by surprise.

But I wouldn't.

>> No.15390113
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15390113

The only correct answer.

>> No.15390128

>>15377966

Wriggle would fuck you up mate >>15387913

>> No.15398930

>>15390113
I told you not to post this.

>> No.15398955

>>15377966
You start to wail on her, and then you hear it.

A deafening buzzing. Hundreds, no, thousands of wasps.

>> No.15399104
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15399104

easy shit.

>> No.15399150
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I want to beat up this bitch and show what an alpha is all about.

>> No.15399751

>>15381340
You don't fight girls like that

>> No.15399856

>>15380482
She can beat you with HER dick

>> No.15400193
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15400193

For PC98s, Rika would probably be completely helpless outside of a tank.

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>>15390113

I AM PINNED HERE

>> No.15400564

>>15400193
Don't ever bully non-youkai science 2hus.

>> No.15400595
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>>15400564
Rika's too cute to bully
>Tfw the only human scientists are no longer canon

>> No.15400636

>>15400595
Wait a minute......
>Rika
>touhou
>has brown hair
>human
>scientist
>Renko
>touhou
>has brown hair
>human
>scientist
Coincidence?

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>>15400636
I completely forgot about Renko. That said, probably, yeah, though I guess you could say Rika was from the outside world without it being too great a stretch.
But were Rika and Rikako related?

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>>15378838
The Red and Whie, the Black and White and the Bake Tanuki would beat the shit out of you if you touch her.

>> No.15404285

>>15379537
Which 2hu(s) could ZUN beat up?

>> No.15404365

>>15378502
is that a dick?

>> No.15404869
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>>15378008
You will have to go through me to bully Satorin-sama

>> No.15405874
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>>15381232
This. If I can fight them they're probably not someone I want to punch or kick. Pic probably related.

>> No.15405897
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15405897

And then I'll marry her.

>> No.15406244

>>15405897
Bruce is that you?

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>>15377966
I can beat any 2hu, provided we are fighting without items, and we are on final destination

>> No.15413968

>>15413560
>shines internally

>> No.15413984

>>15404285

He's already beat up several Touhous by never including them in anything again.

mima ;_;

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>>15405897
You can't beat yuugi up you lil bitch

>> No.15414428

>>15413984
I still miss Rika. I just sort of like her design and the fact that she's seemingly a perfectly normal, powerless human using goddamn science to bridge the gap, and it seemed like she'd been set up to be bigger than a one-time appearance.
Then again I just took a liking to her and am also curious about those seeming horns she sprouted in the Extra Stage

>> No.15414630

>>15413988
oh...my...GOD!!!

>> No.15418436

>>15414428
>horns
Those weren't horns, are you blind?

>> No.15418988
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>>15418436
They look like they sprout straight from their head instead of being attached to her hat, as the hat itself is somewhat lopsided and the horns or whatever they are seem to be making some indentations in her hair as if they were parting it around them. Plus, whether they were or not, though it could just be limitations, she seems to both change skin tone and hair/eye color

That outfit is kinda stupid either way

>> No.15419001

>>15418988
The white things are part of the hat, man.

>Plus, whether they were or not, though it could just be limitations, she seems to both change skin tone and hair/eye color
That's just ZUN being weird. Remember when Patchouli turned blue for the EoSD Extra?

>That outfit is kinda stupid either way
Agreed.

>> No.15419026

>>15419001
The aforementioned asymmetry and how they seem to be parting the hair, again, just irk me. Though I suppose it's entirely possible it really is just decoration.

Those puffy shoulders are what bother me the most

>> No.15429671

>>15390128
That is Imago Wriggle, not the baseline Wriggle.

>> No.15429685

>>15378537
Aren't supernatural beings typically really weak to metals, especially iron?

>> No.15429729

>>15377966
I'm sure even a basic magic attack from a fairy can put you down like nothing without growing a resistance or magic of your own.

>> No.15429742

>>15429729
Which is why you bully the only powerless human. >>15400193

>> No.15429841

>>15429729
You really underestimate us humans that much huh?

>> No.15430420
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>> No.15432129

>>15429742
What the heck did I just tell you?

>> No.15440564

I can beat every single one of them
>fight starts
>immediately shoot myself in the head
YOU DIDN'T WIN

>> No.15446532

I'd wager a group of /jp/sies could take over gensokyo. Our collective faith in the 2hus being sluts would beat the villagers' faith in them being monsters. Then we just need to use the power of the dick.

>> No.15449790

>>15446532
but I'm a girl though

>> No.15450278
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>>15404285
He could beat Suika and Yuugi.
In a drinking contest

>>15446532
So... death by snu snu?

>> No.15450345

>>15429729
Any 1 on 1 against Sunny, Luna, or Star would just devolve into hide and seek. Once you catch them, it'd be like beating up a five year old.

You CAN beat up a five year old, can't you anon?

>> No.15450624

>>15440564
I'm not sure if that's how it works.

>> No.15450693

>>15380535
>make mochi out of her youkai pussy juice
There's an unexpected boner. I like this idea.

>> No.15452349 [DELETED] 

>>15440564
>be canadian
>shoot self

>> No.15453042

I could beat them all

>> No.15453043

>>15440564
Seiga would resurrect your dead body and force you do do her bidding.

>> No.15453145

>>15453043
She could have just asked.

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>>15377966
Imfuckingplying

>> No.15464923

>>15378008
That's the only way to re-populate the now extinct Satori race

>> No.15464937

Implying any of you turbonerds could ever talk to, let alone touch even the finger of a girl in the first place.

>> No.15466399
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I believe in myself.

>> No.15467320
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These little rascals.

>> No.15467591

>>15467320
>Futo
>The person who was known for burning down temples

>> No.15467612

>>15466399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJPbfnnUnec
Dubs confirm, you can do it, Anon.

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>>15380596

>> No.15474348

>>15464937
Implying that has anything to do with beating the shit out of them. Once you assert dominance they're part of your squad.

>> No.15474421

>>15467591
Haha good thing I'm not a temple.

>> No.15483391

>>15377966
None

>> No.15484533

>>15378043
Is that soap? Is Mokou going to wash that filthy NEET butt?

>> No.15484610

>>15474421
But anon, your body is your temple.

>> No.15484647

>>15484610
Piss off, Byakuren.

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>>15399751
Fool! You never hold back against a woman!
They love all the force you can give them!!

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>>15377966

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