Youmu masturbates while thinking about YOU Let that sink in for a moment

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Anonymous Thu Jun 9 23:34:08 2016 No.15374314 [Reply] [Original]

Youmu masturbates while thinking about YOU

Let that sink in for a moment

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 23:35:55 2016 No.15374325 No she doesn't, I'm a disgusting NEET loser who jacks off to youmu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 23:36:25 2016 No.15374329 I find that to be an exceedingly unlikely prospect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 23:48:49 2016 No.15374376 I'm going to need photographic evidence before trusting in such an unlikely claim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 23:59:30 2016 No.15374422 I masturbate thinking about /jp/ too, that's no accomplishment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:06:24 2016 No.15374442 I am pretty sure that is one of the first symptoms of rabies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:07:12 2016 No.15374447 >>15374442 *babies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:08:10 2016 No.15374451 >>15374447 Do babies normally cause you to have a fear of water?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:12:44 2016 No.15374464 Well that makes two of us

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:19:22 2016 No.15374484 >>15374314 wait does that mean I she masturbates to me masturbating to her masturbating to me masturbating to her, or I masturbate to her masturbating to me masturbating to her masturbating to me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:34:13 2016 No.15374536 File: 334 KB, 742x894, --konpaku-youmu-and-konpaku-youmu-touhou-drawn-by-amo--66ea9b125ee2a6df0dfe77dcd599e11d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fapped to youmu today

Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:37:01 2016 No.15374549

"This really isn't me at all..." Satori thought, as her third eye peered into the mind of the traveller.
"...but I must say he has good taste" she corrected, rubbing her nub to the syncopation of her imaginary doppelganger ramming her fat, juicy cock into mouth of the traveller.

They always gave her some spice, some kick, something to make her larger than life. Usually, it would be as simple as a bigger bust, or a puffy poof-poof. Sometimes there would be more to the rewrite than just the cover: dominatrix, imouto, yandere, etc. She had seen herself through a million reinterpretations, all distorted to the point where she could hardly tell where her persona began and the guy's imagination ended.

But watching this Satorin, with a look of diligent dominance on her face, her rotund but well-toned ass clenching with each thrust, it really flipped all of her switches. Too well, in fact, as she reached to cover her mouth. But she was too late. He had heard, and in an instant, this perfection of herself melted into an indistinct nothingness as the traveler's mind shifted to the source of the moaning.

"Madam! Are you okay, I heard a... gasp."

Clearing her throat, Satori firmly replied "Quite fine. Please do not disturb me, or any of the others during the night. That cat has been known to carry off people while they're still surprisingly ripe."

"Yes Ma'am. I will be out of your hair in the morning. Thanks for allowing this respite."

". . . You know, I could use a hand around the palace, if you would be interested in staying a few more . . . nights." Satori said, as she pondered the limits of Eirin's concoction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:39:18 2016 No.15374557 I am pretty sure that is one of the first symptoms of rabies. I am also pretty sure that this reply was just as high quality as the four preceding it. Silly jay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:51:18 2016 No.15374592 I'm getting real sick of Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 01:26:57 2016 No.15374684 Wow, what a freak

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 01:50:26 2016 No.15374754 >>15374592 Well, she's getting pretty sick of you!

Anonymous Fri Jun 10 02:03:02 2016 No.15374808

>>15374314
I doubt that.
I don't have the looks that allows someone to think about me for sexual release despite me getting /fit/.

I'm not someone who gets longed for, I'm someone some lonely woman in her late 30's with Borderline Personality Disorder gets desperate and settles for.

I'll always be nothing more than a "break glass in case of emergency". Nothing more than 23rd best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 02:21:28 2016 No.15374894 I'm flattered? What is the correct response to this information?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 03:08:54 2016 No.15374985 >>15374894 You should defend your modesty!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 04:01:48 2016 No.15375115 Don't lie to me. I don't like lies. Even when I'm the one making them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 05:08:46 2016 No.15375328 If this nerd doesn't stop rubbing her bean then I'm going to sodomize her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 05:18:37 2016 No.15375364 I literally just finished masturbating to Youmu before seeing this thread, what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 05:53:59 2016 No.15375498 File: 153 KB, 700x990, 1454449179244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15374314 Tell her that I masturbate to her too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 06:40:40 2016 No.15375712 I'd fuck Youmu until she becomes a full ghost

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 08:31:46 2016 No.15376246 >>15374314 man she has shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 09:01:34 2016 No.15376397 Youmu is perfect I'm not good enough for her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 10:04:01 2016 No.15376715 it's nice to know my wife thinks of me that way but also unsurprising

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 10:05:35 2016 No.15376726 File: 33 KB, 640x480, 1463510254326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But girls can't love girls...!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 10:11:17 2016 No.15376756 File: 978 KB, 734x1024, 1451150413701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15374314 Your mu is going yo-yo-yo-youmu all night long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 10:20:18 2016 No.15376797 File: 435 KB, 1000x1300, 3747f5e94504ead5c6e5bcad07a7b5ab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15374549 c-cute...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 10:37:26 2016 No.15376870 is it weird to masturbate to the thought of a girl masturbating while thinking about you?

Anonymous Fri Jun 10 11:47:04 2016 No.15377201
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>>15374314

Youmu also masturbates with vegetables while thinking about you.

Then she puts them in Yuyuko's dinner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 12:22:19 2016 No.15377321 >>15376870 Not at all. That's pretty hot, actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 14:32:32 2016 No.15377953 >>15375498 I would impregrape Youmu and promise to take responsibility!, build our relationship over a rape!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 18:50:03 2016 No.15378965 >>15374314 i will let my that sink in her too, if you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 18:51:14 2016 No.15378969 File: 8 KB, 414x248, 1407205010771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15378965 What

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 18:56:19 2016 No.15378997 For them who need to seek help http://exhentai.org/s/e469b76306/667495-4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 18:57:56 2016 No.15379002 i masturbate while thinking of youmu masturbating about her thinking about me masturbating to her while i masturbate to other little youmus and then when i cum it is glorious and Cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 19:01:16 2016 No.15379021 >>15374314 I want to carefully observe her while she's doing that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 19:05:56 2016 No.15379041 >>15379002 woah

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 19:06:05 2016 No.15379044 >>15378997 If it doesn't sound like when you're running while wearing flip flops it doesn't count. Youmu is for animalistic, ballsdeep, flesh slamming against flesh, child-making sex!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 22:06:31 2016 No.15379429 File: 384 KB, 421x1308, 1465276161312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 06:32:19 2016 No.15381409 >>15374314 That's creepy. We've never even met. Is she some kind of stalker?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 11 11:25:25 2016 No.15382486 >>15376756 Those are crimson eyes, eyes of madness. Poor Youmu never recovered from that incident.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 12 02:33:34 2016 No.15385969 File: 282 KB, 1024x1365, wriggleyoumu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15374314 The DORK loves bugs!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 12 02:58:15 2016 No.15386029 >>15378997 Man, stuff like this just gets me depressed and jealous about the stuff women get to experience. Maybe this is why I've been preoccupied with trap and newhalf stuff so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 12 03:42:38 2016 No.15386125 >>15385969 Seems like the dork loves everyone in that pic What a slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 12 12:19:30 2016 No.15387667 >>15386029 Who said you can't experience that? >>15385969 The first time I saw them two I think 'gayboys'. Then I looked that doujin below and realize which circle is that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 12 12:23:55 2016 No.15387680 >>15385969 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 12 13:05:57 2016 No.15387826 >>15375712 Best post in a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:05:03 2016 No.15390404 File: 665 KB, 800x1000, 57295180_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think Youmu wants to do more than just masturbate to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:09:30 2016 No.15397460 >>15374314 I want to get sliced in half by Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:17:44 2016 No.15398133 >>15374422 Y-You... Masturbate to me?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:59:47 2016 No.15401641 File: 346 KB, 679x447, Is this dork serious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390404 Those are some big myons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:01:34 2016 No.15402430 >>15374314 >Youmu masturbates while thinking about YOU lmao lying deluded weaboo she thinks about big cock black men like me when masterbating

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:05:21 2016 No.15402449 >>15402430 This is true, she doesn't want some beta weeb. She wants a proper bull to impregnate her. But you can watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:45:15 2016 No.15403036 File: 41 KB, 600x513, ad68ad5717da19c54da90aee5350e4b0b352d18c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15374314 k-kimoi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:49:29 2016 No.15403051 File: 355 KB, 558x569, 1456163436905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15402430 >>15402449 It's common knowledge that you have no chance with 2D unless you're fat bald and rich

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 01:32:53 2016 No.15403941 >>15403051 This anon is right!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 01:34:29 2016 No.15403954 >>15403051 This anon is mostly right, but anon forgot old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 06:18:48 2016 No.15404667 File: 1.21 MB, 1920x1200, konpaku-youmu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kills thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 06:20:17 2016 No.15404672 >>15385969 was this c88?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 06:23:31 2016 No.15404678 >>15374314 eww, what a loser

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 13:51:26 2016 No.15405922 >>15403051 Damn it, I'm not rich

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 22:47:20 2016 No.15408197 File: 57 KB, 606x563, 1462159215226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SUDDENLY WANTS TO FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 23:38:13 2016 No.15408420 >all the self-depricating NEETs in this thread Now I feel bad for liking anime

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:21:13 2016 No.15408571 >>15408420 wrong thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 17:10:10 2016 No.15412018 >>15408420 It’s not our fault Youmu has shit taste in wank material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 19:33:22 2016 No.15412747 File: 285 KB, 700x980, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401641 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 20:57:31 2016 No.15413058 >>15402430 >>15402449 This is incredibly true. I'm a big cock black bull and women constantly pester me for my semen while I'm just trying to buy gunplas. It's horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 00:35:22 2016 No.15414260 File: 387 KB, 690x1182, d4ad6fad2ebf769f4d41ead62d783343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is my wife so its only natural she masturbates while thinking about me

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:49:40 2016 No.15421877
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I like the thought of a cute Youmu being attracted to me, and dorkily trying to get my attention! It would be cute if she tried showing more and more skin, until she messed up and accidentally exposed her nude body! Youmu likes me and I saw her breasts and vagina - it would be SO embarrassing for her! She would cry and masturbate to it that night, and eventually it would be my penis inside her cute, tight, dorky vagina! She would be so happy to have sex with me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:51:45 2016 No.15421882 File: 188 KB, 900x1000, ベイン？.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15412747 4 U

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:26:59 2016 No.15421976 File: 361 KB, 1400x1000, 53557557_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to touch and play with that thing while I watch her blush, get embarassed and possibly moan

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:30:34 2016 No.15421989 File: 104 KB, 1080x1200, 1883bb7971fafd7cc2e46cc433e4c82a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to impregnate Youmu's asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:33:36 2016 No.15421997 File: 1.27 MB, 1000x1200, Youmu's cute buttcrack!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I-I want to fuck him so bad! I want to be his girlfriend! D-Does he like me? Will he ever ask me out?" Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:42:43 2016 No.15422039 File: 354 KB, 600x800, 57356399_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:43:49 2016 No.15422042 File: 471 KB, 1020x1440, 57449123_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 02:21:26 2016 No.15422174 File: 148 KB, 641x703, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 04:58:58 2016 No.15422594 File: 843 KB, 6188x5308, 1466320624528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't wait to play Youmu's game!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 05:12:53 2016 No.15422639 Youmu is the softest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 17:11:06 2016 No.15425057 The thought of a weirdo like Youmu masturbating makes me the softest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:13:36 2016 No.15425309 File: 14 KB, 188x157, Chen_Dat_Ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15375498 >>15421989 Can you sense the power level of Youmu's booty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 13:59:59 2016 No.15433972 >>15422174 where is the rest of this picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 14:28:33 2016 No.15434044 >>15433972 [spoiler93http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/650595[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 14:39:05 2016 No.15434085 >>15421997 The answer is no!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 16:30:58 2016 No.15434427 Post the Youmu reverse-rape picture, where she has pinned you down to the floor looking at you from above with a lewd expression on her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:10:03 2016 No.15435198 File: 176 KB, 950x1000, Youmu dragging you outside as you slowly bleed to death.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15434427 This one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 20:14:34 2016 No.15435215 >>15435198 Dorky as hell desu-wa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:15:47 2016 No.15435441 >>15435198 Youmu finally gets to have sex with the boy she has been obsessing over! His penis is going into her vagina!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:26:58 2016 No.15435475 File: 599 KB, 960x1500, 56682617_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:28:13 2016 No.15435482 File: 642 KB, 1273x900, 56583022_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 21:34:46 2016 No.15435503 Youmu finally on a date with the boy that she's obsessed with, and she finds out that he is turned on by her stinky feet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 22:33:54 2016 No.15435746 File: 128 KB, 1024x1280, 57515600_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 23:48:04 2016 No.15436031 File: 1023 KB, 1500x2155, 57420205_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15374314 would you care to provide proof for your claims.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 23:49:08 2016 No.15436038 >>15374314 Youmu never shaves anywhere! Let that sink in for a moment

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 01:16:46 2016 No.15436404 >>15436038 Youmu's white pubic hair! I want to burry my face in it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 12:23:24 2016 No.15437914 File: 1.33 MB, 3264x2448, lnrrnp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu + Zach forever !! !

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 12:23:28 2016 No.15437916 File: 67 KB, 397x525, 1466176471431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wetheads

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 12:26:40 2016 No.15437928 File: 80 KB, 803x596, ss+(2015-10-08+at+08.26.18).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu doesn't really like him...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 12:40:34 2016 No.15437979 File: 113 KB, 900x1440, 5f6d11e97786628145cb1b6ec37802fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm starting to really like Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 22 23:13:12 2016 No.15440181 >>15435441 lewd, dude!

Anonymous Thu Jun 23 23:42:36 2016 No.15444464
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>>15374314

Youmu doesn't just masturbate while thinking about you, she fucks you while you're sleeping.

She even secretly feeds you the Viagra she bought from Reisen in order to get you stiff while you're asleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 23:44:40 2016 No.15444470 >>15444464 Why do you need viagra to get stiff while you're sleeping?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 23 23:47:13 2016 No.15444477 Youmu flicking her bean, and squirting out a huge gusher of lovegoo while moaning your name!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 24 00:18:11 2016 No.15444543 >>15444470 you don't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 24 00:33:27 2016 No.15444585 File: 981 KB, 2000x1125, tmp_5606-1437959099885-865521423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15444477 >>She then makes you drink her lovegoo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 09:43:44 2016 No.15453684 >>15374451 I am really curious to know what post made you give such a reply

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 10:17:06 2016 No.15453761 >>15408571 wrong board!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 11:38:45 2016 No.15453970 >>15444585 Is true this seiyuu died from stds?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 13:17:14 2016 No.15454330 important reminder that Youmu is an innocent little boy; please don't sexualize him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 13:18:09 2016 No.15454339 >>15453970 drugs actually

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 14:09:05 2016 No.15454560 >>15374314 Well there goes my respect. I won't play as her in games anymore and remove all her mods and customization from any games. I'll also delete all her cool pics and wallpaper. It's not like there are many of them anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 15:20:43 2016 No.15454916 File: 305 KB, 545x800, a775a83ccad4efd7bc4bd9bbfc6f6108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15454330 Youmu is a cute boy with a cute little loli pussy and an even KYU-TéR pair of perky, developing breasts!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 16:46:10 2016 No.15455267 >>15454339 >>15453970 Stop spreading lies you assholes, she had pneumonia

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 22:57:08 2016 No.15456757 File: 41 KB, 600x839, touhou-konpaku-youmu_798902c4671846173643d4cb3b795875-17376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 26 23:01:24 2016 No.15456773 Youmu likes taking the D from big men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:04:32 2016 No.15457255 >>15454916 There are 5 problems with your post, anon! 1) Boys aren't cute! EVER! 2) Boys can't have pussies! 3) Boys can't have breasts! 3) BOYS AREN'T CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:06:51 2016 No.15457270 >>15454560 Youmu has games??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:09:41 2016 No.15457279 >>15457255 You listed ass twice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 02:14:26 2016 No.15457302 >>15457279 I meant to say: 4) Youmu IS NOT A BOY! She is a GIRL! A GIRL! Youmu is a female girl with a womb that can be inseminated! She has girlnipples and girlfeet, with a girlbutt!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 13:06:09 2016 No.15458805 >>15374808 Wow anon, let THAT sink in for a moment. Youmu must be REAL desperate. You can do anything to her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 15:22:56 2016 No.15459195 >>15455267 Oh the dreaded Japanese cold I see

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 27 16:59:57 2016 No.15459411 >>15457255 >1 >second 3 OBJECTION! I present the /cm/ board as my evidence.

Anonymous Tue Jun 28 00:38:21 2016 No.15461047
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Youmu? She's a hard worker. Probably one of the hardest workers around.

When she wants a guy, she knows she's got to work for it. She knows she has to know what he likes, so she can follow suit. His favorite shoes, so he thinks of her with every step. His favorite sake, so he fills up his determination on her determination. His favorite flavors, so he won't notice her special ingredients to take his silly little brain out of the picture.

She knows she has to follow-up on him and know when he's alone. She knows his dirty thoughts and his dirtier secrets. She knows his weak points, from a favorite song, to a remorseful regret, to the most delightfully paralyzing of his nerves.

Men don't really know what they want, so Youmu knows how please his body for him. She can make him harder than a rod of iron, using a little forceful instrumentation. She knows how to make him last longer than a doped-up racehorse, with a dash of a powder here and there. She even knows how to get rid of that silly refractory period, really, you just got to spam the prostate a couple of times per second. Constantly.

Men are always senseless anyway, so Youmu even knows how to keep a man be her side. A little caning here and there, some chains, water buckets, and a few relatives on a list are enough to make a silly feller see how much she's willing to learn, just for his sake, and make him appreciate it.

She's a hard worker. Probably one of the hardest workers around. She plants her seeds, she trims her plants, and everyday she gets the satisfaction of ripe fruit, fresh for the picking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 01:18:43 2016 No.15461146 I want to smell her buttcheeks.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 07:08:58 2016 No.15461704 >>15461047 Where exactly, in her close servitude to lady Yuyuko, contained to Hakugyokurou, would Youmu have acquired this intricate know-how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 13:02:03 2016 No.15462539 >>15461170 Delicious

Anonymous Tue Jun 28 14:38:44 2016 No.15462758
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>>15461704

Who else but Yuyuko herself? If Yuyuko didn't do the same thing to Youki, Youmu would've never been born.

Glad to see Youmu's carrying on the tradition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 15:10:59 2016 No.15462858 >>15461047 But surely somebody will notice what she's doing and stop her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 28 17:37:55 2016 No.15463410 File: 2.27 MB, 2112x3000, 02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15461704 Through halfways and passing folk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 00:23:39 2016 No.15465158 I would rather challenge her to a sword fight. Winner gets to make the loser do whatever they want!

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 00:42:51 2016 No.15465245 >>15463410 Why do so many english translated pages of untranslated doujin show up on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 00:44:16 2016 No.15465253 >>15465245 Private translations, most likely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 00:44:27 2016 No.15465254 >>15465245 Because I've literally translated two pages and stopped because I am a lazy fucker Don't worry, I already feel bad about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 00:45:06 2016 No.15465258 >>15465253 That's the worst thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 00:48:48 2016 No.15465267 File: 3.77 MB, 2111x3000, 03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15465254 >>15465245 Also, I'm slow as hell because my Japanese isn't that good.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 01:02:29 2016 No.15465333 File: 229 KB, 800x600, 55073176_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 03:46:41 2016 No.15465751 >>15457255 I AM A BOY AND I AM CUTE. That's why Youmu likes me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 05:35:10 2016 No.15465876 >>15465267 Itou Yuuji has been getting weirder and weirder with his porn. Kind of like other artists with "Itou" in their names.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 07:33:16 2016 No.15466120 >>15465876 What's weird about Itou Life's porn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 13:31:25 2016 No.15466843 >>15465876 I really, really like the direction of his works. You didn't say you disliked it, but do you have any complaints with it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 16:27:03 2016 No.15467285 But youmu is a boy that's forbidden love!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 20:13:41 2016 No.15477145 >>15467285 Youmu is a female girl with a girlgina! We've been over this!

Anonymous Fri Jul 1 20:30:38 2016 No.15477207

>>15466120
Not as weird as Itou Yuuji's transition into weirder fetishes, but Itou Life began as a 100% loli artist. These days he's all about /ss/ and the chub for some reason.
>>15466843
Just him engaging in weirder and weirder fetishes. Sleep rape, toothpick dicks, giantess, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 1 21:18:53 2016 No.15477372 I want Youmu to wear a skimpy swimsuit to get my attention, even though it embarrasses her greatly! And when I notice her, she would turn red and start stammering and shaking! She didn't think her plan through!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 02:00:52 2016 No.15478635 File: 1014 KB, 1761x1105, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_drawn_by_nori_tamago__ac59fcd913f9ef9974cee03eeb1e142a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu wants your penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 02:11:05 2016 No.15478676 >>15478635 Youmu looks shit with big tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 02:20:01 2016 No.15478723 File: 414 KB, 900x900, 93497e49969bd7db7a4c358cba46307f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15478676 YOU look shit with big tits

Anonymous Sat Jul 2 02:21:43 2016 No.15478731
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>>15478676
Yeah, Youmu's best feature is her BUTT and her chest should be as small as possible to accentuate that!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 13:53:24 2016 No.15480667 File: 208 KB, 768x1024, 57700329_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 16:18:13 2016 No.15481203 File: 135 KB, 653x915, youmulegs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15478676 All these faggots that like big tits Youmu can just go die. We all know Youmu is all about her legs and feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 16:21:45 2016 No.15481215 Fuck her boobs, her leg, and her feet. It's all about that butt, those thighs, and those hips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 16:58:37 2016 No.15481332 File: 302 KB, 840x1188, 1435087035174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about Youmu, why is she so soft?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 17:58:54 2016 No.15481536 >>15374549 >a puffy poof-poof. I beg your pardon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 18:01:51 2016 No.15481542 File: 93 KB, 850x601, 1467496911696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15481536

Anonymous Sat Jul 2 20:17:11 2016 No.15482031
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>>15481203

But small-titted depictions of Youmu always make her so uptight and insecure.

Youmu always seems to look happier whenever she has tits. She exhibits an air of grace and elegance whenever she's depicted with larger mammaries. It's like she's achieved everything that Yuyuko wanted her to be: A woman who embodies the traditional Japanese ideals of femininity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 20:57:11 2016 No.15482220 >>15413058 Man the worst is when little beta men come up to me and ask me to screw their girlfriends for them. I'm sick of this sexual harrasment!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 21:04:22 2016 No.15482250 >>15482220 #blackcocksmatter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 2 21:26:59 2016 No.15482309 >>15435441 She's in for some disappointment!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 3 03:31:21 2016 No.15483276 >>15454339 >>15453970 shut your fucking whore mouth she died from the japanese cold

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 00:10:34 2016 No.15486904 >>15482031 Youmu's lewd, cute, smelly feets!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 01:38:27 2016 No.15487277 File: 160 KB, 500x280, 201306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15374314 Y-you too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 01:46:38 2016 No.15487303 File: 73 KB, 600x486, youmu n' yuyuko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15482031 Uptight and insecure suits her, and combining that with a small or flat chest makes for great contrast with Yuyuko.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 02:51:25 2016 No.15487528 I want to talk lewd to Youmu and watch her get excited!

Anonymous Mon Jul 4 02:52:50 2016 No.15487533
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>>15487303

Realistically though, Yuyuko would definitely be the kind of person that would teach Youmu to be less uptight and insecure.

It's even rooted in canon--In Youmu's ending for TH09, Yuyuko tries to show Youmu how to be more relaxed and worldy by teaching her how to perform a Japanese tea ceremony (starting with learning how to pour tea). Youmu got into trouble because she was cutting up ghosts and indiscriminately releasing them from the cycle of rebirth without the Shikieiki's approval. Yuyuko needed to show Youmu that there's more to life than just cutting things.

Besides, Youmu hasn't even fully developed beyond puberty. There's no telling how big her chest will grow in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 02:57:45 2016 No.15487550 >>15487533 >There's no telling how big her chest will grow in the future. She says to herself every night crying into her box pillow, as flat as she'll ever be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 03:56:28 2016 No.15487694 >>15487533 Do you think that Yuyuko tries to find Youmu a nice boyfriend, but the poor girl is too shy and awkward to actually do anything with them and just becomes a shrinking violet on dates?

Anonymous Mon Jul 4 04:48:32 2016 No.15487814
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>>15487533
Sure, but that's development for the future.

>>15487694
If she knows Yuyuko's trying to get her a boyfriend, she'd give it her all. So cross shy and awkward with stiff and intense, which is still no way to date. She's the type that'd need the guy to get her out of her shell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 05:30:32 2016 No.15487907 File: 1.55 MB, 400x229, cis white male.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15457255 >2) Boys can't have pussies!

Anonymous Tue Jul 5 04:26:21 2016 No.15492998
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>>15487533

>>15487550
We'll all be dust in the dirt by the time Youmu grows up to be a curvy, shapely beauty like Yuyuko. In the meantime, we should savour this petite and nubile dork.

>>15487528
I think she'd be the perfect blend of embarassed and a on if you started talking smutty to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 04:45:15 2016 No.15493056 >>15487907 Get out of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 11:06:50 2016 No.15498400 File: 379 KB, 320x240, c67d4a24fe970ddc33f9a31bad5c4a1f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 11:11:01 2016 No.15498408 >>15498400 actually, I should've probably posted this in the other thread *shrug

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 7 06:47:40 2016 No.15502563 File: 435 KB, 850x604, yuyu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15498400 All that hard work and it will be gone in a second. Poor Youmu.

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