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15366203 No.15366203 [Reply] [Original]

First pick: your Waifu.
Second pick: your drunk roommate.
Third pick: your best friend.
Forth pick: the Yandere that stalks you.
Fifth pick: the one that will bring you death.

Post results.

>> No.15366280
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Nyan nyan is gonna kill me in her sleep!?

>> No.15366306
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>>15366280
You're dead kiddo. Nothing much you can do.

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>>15366280
Stealing your template.

>> No.15366328
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>>15366306
There are worse touhous to be dead with... maybe

>> No.15366377

kyouko, orange, koishi, kyouko again, and nue

of course, my best friend has to be the one 2hu that i'm constantly going to forget everything about

>> No.15366498

Kasen
Marisa
Mokou
Byakuren
Kaguya

I'm pretty ok with this life. Marisa will be fun to have around even though she's a drunk thief, Mokou is my best friend (she's my actual waifu but good enough), Kasen is a nice wife with oni power, and Byakuren living a secret yandere life is hot.

I guess I'm the guy who dies in Mokou and Kaguya's battle to renew their rivalry or something, it's like I'm really the "best friend who gets offed to give the protag a power boost" character. Except Mokou and Kaguya really can't kill each other at all and will both forget me in a few hundred years.

>> No.15366520

>>15366203
Best friend and yandere turned out to be the same 2hu
Help

>> No.15366648

Waifu: Suwako
... On one hand, I have a descendant as beautiful as Sanae. On the other, I might get killed for ogling Kanako.

Drunk roommate: Kasen
Oh joy, getting lectured by a drunk girl is definitely one of my fantasies. :v

Best friend: Mamizou
Huh. She's more of a mischievous aunt to me, but I can live with this.

Yandere: Tojiko
... Fuck. I was already afraid of lightning but this... damn it.

Death: Shiki
Again, fuck. What did I do to have the Yama herself going after me?

>> No.15366683
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Waifu: Kyouko

Drunk roommate: Yamame

Best Friend: Sleepy Seiga

Yandere Stalker: Satori

My Murderer: Reimu

What the hell~?

>> No.15366686

>>15366203
Hina
Komachi
Sheryll
Nue
Komachi again!

I have best detective as my best friend wooo!

>> No.15366709

>>15366203
Ahegao Kasen
Hornless Suika
Reimu
Bukkake Nazrin
Reimu

How could Reimu betray me like that?

>> No.15366710
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>>15366683
Don't fuck with Reimu.

>> No.15366744 [DELETED] 
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>your Waifu
Hina!
>your drunk roommate
Mystia
>your best friend.
Sunny Milk
>the Yandere that stalks you.
Frandoll
>the one that will bring you death.
Yamadabadoo

>> No.15366755

>>15366683
Sounds like you're eventually going to start going rogue and living like a youkai.

>> No.15366771
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Waifu: Koakuma
Drunk Roomate: Nazrin
Best Friend: Futo
Yandere that stalks me: Yuuka
The one that will bring you death: Tewi

I guess it's an ironic death for a bunny fucker like me.

>> No.15366774

>Your Waifu: Tewi
Huh. Not a lolicon, but I guess I can live with. Wouldn't be boring at least. I would have to be constantly checking my surroundings for pitfalls and other traps.

>Your drunk roommate: Lily White
I find this difficult to imagine.

>Your best friend: Koishi
Makes sense. We both have autism.

>Yandere that stalks you: Rapeface Koakuma
This is probably the one that matters the most. Clearly, I'm not long for this world.

>The one that will bring you death: Kyouko
How? Is she going to yahoo when I don't expect it and give me a heart attack?

>> No.15366775
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Tewi got picked twice. I have no idea who 5 is.

>> No.15366792
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Kyouko
Chen
Sakuya
Bullied cat Marisa
Luna Child

>> No.15366806

>>15366775
Looks like a deadbeat old Aki Shizuha

>> No.15366852
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Komachi
Hong
Mokou
Kasen
Byakuren

>> No.15366922

Yuugi
Suika
Tewi
Seiga
Yuugi & Suika

Death by drinking and snuu snuu
I shouldn't expect otherwise living with those two

>> No.15366926

>>15366922
Wait nvm I did it wrong

>> No.15367028
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Merrybelle
Yoshika
Ran
Kyouko
Nue

I think it mostly explains itself.

>> No.15367166

The Law

Alice

marisa

Kasen

kaguya

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>>15366203
I think I am Touhou's Kenny.

>> No.15367281

Futo - Oh dear, she already has children, I've been hooked in to a /pol/ meme.

Suwako - Not sure if she has high tolerance because of being a god or low tolerance because of being a loli, but either way it'll be fun.

Kyouko - A loyal doggy, mans best friend.

Also Kyouko - Maybe too loyal.

Marisa - Wrong mushroom or master spark to the face?

>> No.15367298

>Waifu
Daiyousei
>Drunk Roomate
Kyouko
>Best Friend
Koakuma
>Yandere
Lunasa
>Killer
Tewi

>> No.15367303
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Your Waifu. - Nitori
Your drunk roommate. - I'm not even sure
Your best friend. - Hotdog Kyouko
The Yandere that stalks you. - Mokou
The one that will bring you death. - Kosuzu

I like Nitori, so I'm okay with that.
hu?
Kyouko makes a good friend.
Yandere Mokou? Holy hell.
She opens up a book, a youkai pops out and ends my suffering. Kosuzu, the perfect killer.

>> No.15367337

Ika musume?
Why?

>> No.15375456

>>15366710
My favorite mu

>> No.15377934

>>15366203
Waifu: Kyouko
Drunk Roomate: Sad Kyouko
Best friend: Futo
Yandere: Sad Kogasa
Killer:Kyouko

Kyouko is an important part of my life!

>> No.15378057

>>15366203
>your Waifu.
Meiling
>your drunk roommate.
Flandre with deadspace mask
>your best friend.
Kaguya
>the Yandere that stalks you.
Meiling
>the one that will bring you death.
Seiran

>> No.15378860
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[ERROR]

Mokou
Hatate
Suika
Futo
Alice

that works because Mokou is also my waifu for real

>> No.15379374
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[ERROR]

uh oh

>> No.15379395
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[ERROR]

What the hell is this?

>> No.15379430

Koishi
Aya
Red China
The Jew
Remi
Yoshika

>> No.15379435

Koishi
Aya
Red China
The Jew
Yoshika

>> No.15379451
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Waifu: Smiling Kasen
Drunk Roomate: Hoodless Ichirin
Best Friend: Shit, I actually forget (;_;)
Yandere Stalker: Excited Kasen (???!)
Deathbringer: Nonchalant Byakuren

>> No.15379508

>>15366203
>Drag and see
How is this intended to work? I can stop gifs playing, but I don't understand what OP means by "drag"

>> No.15379541
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>>15379508
May not work on phone. Open the gif. Then move mouse over it, click and drag. Screenshot what comes up.

>> No.15379559

>>15366203
>pick a toho.gif
>contains non-touhou characters
Kuso thread.

>> No.15379580 [SPOILER] 
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>Waifu
Marisa. Damn
>Drunk Roomate
Suwako, this is acceptable
>Brest friend
Okuu, hell yeah motherfucker
>Yandere
Reimu, I don't like this.
>One which will bring you death
Sanae. Gah fuck.

>> No.15379883
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Waifu: Chen
Drunk Roomate: Orin
Best Firend: Kisume
Yandere stalker: Angry Byakuren
The one that will bring death: /po/ Kyouko

Death by doggy papercuts, but life with cats up to that point will be nice.

>> No.15381380

Byakuren
Faceless Kyouko
Yuyuko
Yuuka
Hatate

How does Kyouko become drunk if she can't even drink? And Yuuka stalking me sounds absolutely terrifying.

>> No.15382091

>>15379883
A victim of the eternal rivalry between cats and dogs.

>> No.15382312

>Waifu: Curious Toyohime
WHY WHY WHYYYYYY
>Drunk roommate: Excited(?) Kasen
I never asked for this.
>Best friend: Ahegao Nazrin
I'm ok with this.
>Yandere: Excited(?) Kasen (again)
Gee, it keeps getting better and better. I'm gonna get scolded AND stalked by her.
>Death: Sakuya
So I'm gonna be killed by Dio so I can become vampire food. Just great. I'm so fucked.

>> No.15383775

>>15379541
I use the PC. The gif doesn't stop if I drag on it.(Using Firefox) If I cared I could just drag it into paint or use the add on I have that pauses gifs though. I was just curious as to what was supposed to happen.

>> No.15384181

>>15379395
Zero

>> No.15384222

>>15366203
Waifu: Futo
drunk roommate: Flandre with an Isaac Clark mask?
Best friend: Mokou
Yandere that stalks you: Bukkake Nazrin
The one that will bring you death: PC-98 Marisa

This selection pleases me.

>> No.15384256

>>15379374
She humped you to death or was it that she was trying the viagra pill abuse on you till the heart stopped.

>> No.15386833

koa ears kyouko
bukkake kyouko
aya with kyouko ears
bukkake kyouko
kyouko

WTF Kyouko.

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